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Alleged eBay Hacker Goofs up and Goes to Jail
juliao writes "SecurityFocus is reporting that alleged eBay hacker Jerome Heckenkamp was jailed after his first solo court appearance."
It's pretty funny actually, stuff like challenging the indictment on the
grounds that they typed his name in all capital letters, demanding to immediately testify (even tho they were only there to schedule the trial), threatening the judge and so on. He would know better if he watched a couple episodes of Law & Order. Note that I base all court proceedings on the wisdom of Sam Watterston.
I seriously doubt anyone is stupid enough to pull those kinda tricks when their mind is clear.
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be respected, sit down and shut up.
There is only one of him, therefore the "Hackers" can't "goofs" up.
Never mind. It's not like this is an arrest warrant.
"Ware explained that the United States was the plaintiff, and was represented by assistant U.S. attorney Ross Nadel. Heckenkamp said he wanted to subpoena Nadel's "client" to appear in court, and Ware asked him who, exactly, he wanted to bring into the courtroom.
When Heckenkamp replied, "The United States of America," Ware ordered him taken into custody. "
haha i wish i was there
what more can you say about the guy? Obviously he did it!
challanging the indictment on the ground that they typed his name in all capital letters
You mean internet rules are mere suggestions? WELL FUCK OFF THEN!
Sounds like this kid is in way over his head, and maybe watched a few too many movies.
Plus, you can tell he is a UNIX geek, since he seems to think the indictment is case sensitive.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball(TM)
And this is someone who's supposed to be considered intelligent?
Randal Graves says: I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class... Especially since I rule.
Heckenkamp had been free on $50,000 bail, and living under electronic monitoring -- prohibited by court order from using cell phones, the Internet, computers, video games and fax machines.
:P
Do I really need to say more?
Ah well, he shouldn't have been so stupid I guess.
proton != antielectron
"Anyone who defends themselves has a fool for a client".
Man, I'll enjoy watching this arrogant little twat get his comeuppance.
Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
"Anyone who represents himself, has a fool for a client."
I can't remember who said it, but it seems appropriate in this case. What an idiot.
Not only is it sad that this kid was able to get rid of his council (twice) .. but he is ovbiously either REALLY moronic ..
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or he is going for an insaniy plea
he did manage to menauver the judge into saying
"The comments that you are making to the court lead me to suspect that either you are playing games with the court, or you're experiencing a serious lack of judgment."
its only a hop skip and a jump from there to have the judge decide that he ALWAYS shows a lack of judgement, and its a medical condition.
he will have to take lithium forever, but at least he wont do hard time. (again)
--Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
so does this mean the world is case-sensitive or doesn't it.
But I liked Michael Moriarty much better. :o)
Not much to say about that hacker, though. So we'll just let stupidity speack for itself.
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Note that I base all court proceedings on the wisdom of Sam Watterson.
Heathen. Michael Moriarty would lawyer the fuck out of Sam Watterson. All Watterson has going for him is hotter assistants.
It hurts when I pee.
In a telephone interview after the appearance, Heckenkamp's father, Thomas Heckenkamp, said his son is only trying to protect his rights . "They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he said.
I wish the article went into more detail about this statement. I don't understand why the father feels that they are keeping him from being able to defend himself. He's getting his day in court and all. It appears to me that he's doing everything he can to screw up the trial instead of taking it seriously.
Those 2 attorneys had a lucky day when they got fired. But the acorn doesn't fall far from the oak; the kids father said they were restraining his right to defend himself. Sheesh. Nutjob.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain with all your metadata.
Using all caps is like SHOUTING.
Seroiusly, what a dumbass. I hope he gets the maximum penalty.
What a freaking dork.
After behaving like that, he deserves whatever he gets.
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
he already did .. twice
"It was the second time Heckenkamp fired his lawyers -- in January, he had a federal magistrate appoint him as his own counsel, only to change his mind the same day. "
*tries to bite back comment about READING the articles*
--Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
their (adjective): of or relating to them or themselves especially as possessors, agents, or objects of an action
there (adverb): to or into that place
I will hold you personally liable," he said. "I will seek damages for every hour that I'm in custody."
This made a good impression i'm sure.
"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." -Aristotle Onassis
Even after introducing subscriptions and the like, things never changed. Hackers and goofs ? Get your grammar right, Taco. People will be willing to pay at least then!
Jerome Heckenkamp, aka MagicFX, also brought down a major porn site not too long ago, redirecting visitors to Disney's website.
I like his style!
More info here.
That's what really gets my goat. They get all high and mighty about resources, time, etc. costing money, so subscribe, but they can't even be bothered to fucking use ispell. Taco -- you're always blabbing on about Debian (rightly so, cos it rocks), so here's a tip: apt-get install ispell. Jesus Christ, it's not that hard. If you want me to pay for your site, I'm not even asking for you to research your articles for blatant falsehoods, I JUST WANT YOU TO SPELL CORRECTLY! It wasn't acceptable to not know how to spell in third grade, and it isn't now.
If it ain't broke, you need more software.
If I had a court order that I couldn't play video games, I'd probably go spastic too.
God spoke to me
Or as they say in the profession, "He who represents himself has a fool for a client."
(2,3-Benzopyrrole)
Isn't Qmail open source, and Qpopper what he is talking about really?
Qmail, as I understood it, has NEVER been hacked.
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oh no!
I need to stop reading slashdot.
I did'nt even notice those gramatical/speling errors were their until you pointed them out.
Watterson?
Matlock, dammit!
Kent
Sounds liek he woudl have been better off with 2600.org as his lawyer
Don't Tread on OpenSource
Poor guy. He can't hack into E-bay, defend himself in court, and probably won't be able to hang on to the soap.
Chika Chik-ah... do-e ow ow.
This is something i read a while back where the general gist is that you are not the person 'CAPITAL NAME' and that that person is a legal corporate entity. This was used, if I remember correctly, to defend several tax cases.
i am so very tired....
Can you imagine the court reporter, trying to type out the 'leet-speak?
"1 0wn j00, y0 h0noR!!! m3 w1ll h4x0r joo and l3gAl 5y5t3mz!!!"
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This is what happens when you take away someone's video games!
this (second link in writeup) is NOT journalism.
I read as far as this:
He alerted the vendor of the security hole, gave them more then enough time to write a patch for the security hole he found and on top of that when he released the security hole to bugtraq the changed a line of code that made it useless unless you were smart enough to look at the code and figure out how to make it work.
Then realized that it sounds like a fifteen year old wrote this. Then I glanced at the URL: www.hackersdigest.com...
Yeah, okay.
Anyway, next time you throw us garbage like that, Taco, do warn us.
Paul.
He mistook the judge for a server, and was trying to find his security holes, to sneak in and become root. It seems he didn't find any.
that kevin poulsen is only one step above the tabloids, which in itself doesnt say much if the ladder starts in the sewer.
Nobody could be that stupid and manage to find security breaches. Come to think of it, I'm not sure someone could be that stupid and keep breathing. Well, we can only hope.
Apparently he didn't notice in all of those "made for prison TV" movies that the wrongfully convicted sorts who defend themselves successfully spend months poring over legal documents and books. It doesn't sound like he even understands the legal process from a 10,000 metre view. (which you could get by reading a newspaper)
He deserves what he gets, just for being a moron.
"People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
Jerome Heckenkamp should:
0) never be referred to as a hacker again.
0) never be allowed to open his mouth.
0) never have an article posted about him again.
0) be praised for going out in a true blaze of stupidity.
0) Cowboy Neal
-- You can't idiot-proof anything, because they're always coming out with better idiots.
its only a hop skip and a jump from there to have the judge decide that he ALWAYS shows a lack of judgement, and its a medical condition.
Yes, but if such poor (non-existant?) judgement was typical of his behaviour, how could he have managed to ha>
*** Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Heckenkamp said he wanted to subpoena Nadel's "client" to appear in court, and Ware asked him who, exactly, he wanted to bring into the courtroom.
:)
When Heckenkamp replied, "The United States of America," Ware ordered him taken into custody.
I think they meant at this point the judge ordered the defendant to be taken into custody, but it could equally mean he ordered the United States to be taken into custody.
I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
Oh my! I looked at it and my monitor cracked!
is that 7 years bad luck?
He seems to be trying to hack the court system. "Hmmm, if I feed it garbage inputs maybe it will crash and I can escape." Next he will try stealing robes in an attempt to fool the system into thinking he's a judge.
Doesn't (er, didn't) he ever read Slashdot?
-- @rjamestaylor on Ello
Just to throw out a different spin on this, as everyone seems just to happy to jump on the bandwagon.
There is a good chance that he is acting out because he has realised that he is screwed. He has probably talked to his lawyers and realised that no one is really going to be able to help him.
People have posted "he'll get his day in court", but he probably already realises that on that day they will just go through the motions of convicting him.
caged animals can act funny.
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It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
First use of "alleged" in a Slashdot post ever? Maybe the subscription plot is actually causing editors (and contributors) to act more like professionals.
Believe it or not, the names in all capital letters is one of the things that conspiracy theorists try to use. A fun read is the destroyed arguments section of the Dixieland Law Journal. That page is a conspiracy site telling other conspiracy people that they're being a little too out there. The capital letters issue is explained and debunked at a link there.
or he is going for an insaniy plea ..
Keep in mind there are two different sanity defenses:
1) being insane at the time of the act
2) being insane at the time of the trial
The first is about the defendant's state of mind when the act was committed (and is basically an admission of committing the act).
The second is about the defendant's ability to contribute to his/her own defense.
The Chewbacca Defense
"Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury, my accusers would certainly want you to believe I hacked eBay, and they make a good case. But Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk who carried a gun and ran from the mob. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense.
But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case. Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a hacker defending myself and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating this case, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit.
I know I seem guilty. But ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute. That does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when my life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must acquit. Here look at the monkey , look at the silly monkey.
The defense rests."
Jerome T Heckencamp --> A KNEE JERK COMETH
From the article:
[...]he did not tell Qualcomm. ( The company who owns the secure mail deamon Qmail)
[...]however lets understand that SUID programs are riddled with security holes to begin with so this does not really mean anything.
[...]There are a lot of blury lines in this case [...]
Come on... if it wasn't for the bad spelling, I would've thought this is a rip off CNN.
Is this the first time that a case-sensitive naming convention has been used as a legal defense?
"E pur si muove!" - attributed to Galileo Galilei, 1564-1642
get away with being a smartass to a cop.
You can even be a smartass to the prosecutor.
Never, under any circumstances ever, be a smartass to the guy who can put you in a room with a large weightlifter with only two teeth in his head and wants to call you fish.
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"In a telephone interview after the appearance, Heckenkamp's father, Thomas Heckenkamp, said his son is only trying to protect his rights . "They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he said."
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yeah, and his clue meter is pegged at
protecting his rights? Hmm, more like killing his chances.
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I am fighting a traffic ticket in April. Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if I tried this type of stuff in court. "You're honor, I would like the entire State of Florida to appear in court", and I believe they spelled my name in all caps when I asked for a court date.
I want my rights back. I was actually using them when our government stole them after 9/11.
"It's people like you that give all self-representing defendants a bad name
Sincerely,
The Montana Freemen"
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Sam definitely does embrace a modern and wise view of the American legal system, and we should all live by his example when in court.
google cache of siliconvalley.com piece
Home-schooled than masters in CS by age 19... lots of interesting stuff.
Would have a field day with this one.
Why don't they just encode everything the moron said in l33t sp34k?
This idiot deserves whatever he gets, and I seriously hope the judge shoves a good one up his ass.
It's kind of a scary statement. This retard managed to root *how many?* machines?
His parents aren't much better with that "They're suppressing his right to defend himself!" malarkey. The whole family must be fucking retards.
Being that I work in a building full of lawyers and judges, I can tell you that they are just people too. You can "rub them the wrong way."
It sounds to me like this kid went in with no understanding of law and wanted to control the courtroom. This WOULD rub the judge the wrong way.
I have a friend whom, when he was young, was the same way. Once he got pulled over on a traffic violation and during the course of his conversation with the patrol officer he said: "Just how stupid do you think I think you are!"
As my friend learned, when dealing with people in authority, it is better to show respect and to play by their rules. Just a truth of life.
The race isn't always to the swift... but that's the way to bet!
"He who represents himself has a fool for a client."
from the artilce:
"In a telephone interview after the appearance, Heckenkamp's father, Thomas Heckenkamp, said his son is only trying to protect his rights . "They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he said."
"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground." - Thomas Jefferson
When Heckenkamp replied, "The United States of America," Ware ordered him taken into custody.
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Heckenkamp's father, Thomas Heckenkamp, said his son is only trying to protect his rights . "They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he said.
Right, it's the court keeping this moron from defending himself...
But seriously folks, can't you see your favourite Ub3r L33t H4X0r D00D here? This guys is a prime representative of all the script kiddies, crackers and sundry lowlifes that populate the web. I'm so glad one of them's gone to jail, hopefully to get the l337 kicked out of him.
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our American dead!
Not insanity, mistrial. Either mistrial, or setting himself up for an appeal. That's the handy thing about representing yourself in court... it's almost ALWAYS grounds for a second trial provided you DON'T represent yourself the second time 'round.
-- Minds are like parachutes... they work best when open.
What's the stupidest thing a person can do when placed under arrest? Not demand to talk to your lawyer or have one appointed. What's the stupidest thing you can do after that? Not allow your attorney to do his or her job.
/.ers--if you get arrested, keep your mouth shut unless you have your attorney beside you. Let them take care of everything. And no matter what, don't ever think that you can properly defend yourself in court--it's called being railroaded for a reason. This guy's about to get the maximum sentence possible when he really could have gotten off with a slap on the wrist. Dumb.
What is the very first thing that a rich, savy lawyer would do if he were arrested? Get the best darned attorney to represent him that he can afford. But why not represent himself, I mean--the accused is a lawyer, too. Well, when you're a defendant, your job is to help your attorney and keep yourself from doing stupid things like this kid has. It's your attorney's job to handle all the legal matters.
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There are a few people who belive that the Sixteenth Amendment was never ratified that think that your name in all caps is the name of a legal fiction. I tried to understand the thinking behind that, but it involves conspiracy theories and a general detachment from reality. They also belive that the two letter postal code abbreviations for states represent different states than the ones that you write out longhand.
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Heckencamp sounds like he's read the standard tax evader propaganda. These are the people that argue in tax court that the Sixteenth Amendment (income tax) was never properly ratified, etc.
... makes an incorrect reference to this form of using all capital letters as being proper only in reference to corporate entities. This is an incorrect statement of the law and ... is illustrative of [his] continued harassing and frivolous behavior." and fined under Rule 11
A good link is http://www.adl.org/mwd/suss4.htm, which collects cases smacking down defendants who, like Heckencamp, have raised an objection to their name printed in all caps. That argument is discussed in the same breath as other winning arguments like objections to a fringe on the courtroom flag or the presence of an eagle on the flagpole.
Of particular relevance may be a relatively recent case from the 10th Circuit. Pasting from the linked document:
US v. M.L. Lindsay (10th Cir 7/1/99) _F3d_, 99 USTC para 50648, 84 AFTR2d 5102; (tax evader complained of "his name being in capital letters in a prior order issued by this Court and then
Never said much? Christ, "Make a deal!" -- that's three quarters of the dialog they gave him.
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This guy deserves a big cellmate named Bubba. Who says the system doesn't work...this problem could take care of itself. After a little small-talk, I'm sure Bubba would "have his way" (in some way or another) with the poor kid.
-Pete
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wtf? Jennifer Granick is an excellent lawyer - often representing clients pro-bono. If you're going to launch a ddos attack.. yeah that's lame - but then to go to court and act like a four year old gives hackers a bad name. I only hope that this will not discourage Ms. Granick and other lawyers to accept these kind of cases.
The pithy, wise one-liners that bring the show together are the work of the writers, not the actors. Actors need to be judged on how convincingly they play a character, not the words that come out of their mouths. BTW, I think all involved with Law and Order are quite talented.
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I know I'm just begging for trouble, but are you going to do this on every thread? It was funny the first few times, and hell, it's still funnier that "Thicke of the Night" ever was (what the hell were you thinking?), but still....
ABSURDITY, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Why did the judge order him to stay away from cell phones, and fax machines? How is someone going to hack with a cell phone or fax?
"Welcome to Microsoft corporation press 1 for english"
(do a touch tone buffer overrun exploit for their phone system)
"Welcome root@microsoft.phone.system where would you like to go today?"
Give me a break!
I want my rights back. I was actually using them when our government stole them after 9/11.
The guy is clearly a moron, and his father seems to partake of that quality as well. It's an inescapable statistical fact that idiotic families like this will turn up every so often.
If I were the judge, on passing sentence I would add some extra time in the big house for the kid, because of his stupidity, and a hefty fine for the father, because of his.
You'd think that someone who makes their damn living writing, and whose writing is viewed by hundreds of thousands of people on a daily basis, would learn to spell. Taco, don't you ever get embarrassed by your seeming lack of literacy? If you don't care about how your readers view you, at least care about your website. It's damn distracting to muddle through text with blatant spelling and grammatical errors, and makes it very hard to take the message seriously. Challanging, their, bi-pedal... Sad, really.
maybe he has some tricks up his sleave. why don't you wait to see what happens in trial before you start dishing it out. To all those that are saying that he is a hacker, perhaps you have forgotten that he has yet to be convicted. And finally, for all of you calling him stupid, let's not forget that he was employed by Los Alamos while most of you probably sit alone in mother's basement all day long dishing out hate on forums.
He would know better if he watched a couple episodes of Law & Order. Note that I base all court proceedings on the wisdom of Sam Watterson.
Maybe he's been watching Ally McBeal. That would make more sense. They once sued God, who is only slightly easier to get into court than the United States of America.
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I am an expert in electricity. My father held the chair of applied electricity at the state prision.
I don't know weather one would (or should) elevate this individual to the status of a "hacker". However he defiantly has an unlimited supply of stupidly (one of the last great untapped resources in the universe). Judging from the second to last paragraph in the article this source may be genetic .....
I think we'd all agree that:
...are all excellent ways to piss off a judge and screw up your shot at freedom.
1. Belittling the justice system
2. Nitpicking
3. Trying to do a pathetic end-run around procedure
If this guy keeps it up, he will provide us with many hours of hilarity. Plus, he makes me feel good about me.
What sterling proof that "technically proficient" and "dumb as a stick" are perfectly compatible traits.
I wish I had a tape of that day. *cringe*
'nuf said...
Judges have a LOT of power, particularly at the high levels.
It is simply not possible for them to pay back the amount of damage they are capable of doing.
I think that ideally a good ethical judge probaly has it hard enough making legal (hopefully fair and just) judgements without the additional fear that someone is going to feel differently and punish him for it.
How many times has a multi judge panel had a dissenting opinion? Would you want the dissenting judges to be punished for it?
Could not resist pointing out that the judge is Judge Ware!
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I claim all rights to the idea of the sequal (hell, if Amazon can patent/copyright/trademark/servicemark an idea, why can't I?)
WTF? Over?
There's no end to the discussions on slashdot vis-a-vis the ridiculousness of the justice system attempting to regulate the computer industry without any clear understanding of how computers work. There's a good lesson in there. Computer-folk ought to at least allow that attorneys -- while incompetent at the keyboard -- know what they're doing in the courtroom.
Just because you're a brilliant programmer, it doesn't mean you'll be a brilliant defense attorney. The years spent getting a JD, passing the bar and working as a lawyer have to count for something.
Like any other situation in life where someone else holds your future in their hands, the key to it all is playing by their rules. Sure, you feel like a dweeb sucking up to some Judge for fifteen miniutes, but when those fifteen are up, you can go back to acting like an asshole, or a saint, or even (god forbid) somewhere in between. I'm sure this kid had his girfriend/friends/whoever out in the gallery, and he was just trying to act the badass so as to impress her/him/them. Didn't quite work out. One other thing that comes to mind . . . This is a kid we're talking about here, no? His Father sounds like he's doing his best to get this kid convicted. Never go to court without a lawyer. Keep your mouth shut except to say yessir or nosir. And play the game. It beats getting it in the rear for three or four years from some guy named Bubba. .
I hate the fucking system, But the system loves fucking me.
I think this guy has seen Good Will Hunting too many times. What did he think was going to happen? The judge was going to order him into the care of an MIT professor under whom he would subsequently make mathematical breakthroughs that dwarfed the achievements of the world's best mathematicians, while meanwhile getting-it-on with a hot Harvard grad student in biochemistry? C'mon..
Young man, the law is not case sensitive.
Baliff, whack his pee-pee.
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[sigh]
IANAL, but I've seen actors play them on TV
This has been brought up before on /. But the father in this case is supporting his son right to make an ass out of himself in court. If the he broke the law, his father should support him to remedy the situation. Not support him is attmept to skew reality. I'm willing to bet, as this boy grew up, he did no wrong!
Well, that is what I think.
In my mind, his actions make it all the more likely he is guilty.
These actions just cry out, "i @M 1337! i \/\/i11 0n><0r j00 1@\/\/3rz! i \/\/i11 h@><0r D 13@g@1 5y573m!"
And that is exactly the sort of attitude that somebody who would have done what he is accused of would have to have.
The 0th rule of law - "DON'T PISS OFF THE JUDGE"
The 1st rule of law - "A man who represents himself has a fool for a client".
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He only proves the one thing many people here know, that most hackers are idiots.
Hollywood is who convinces the public otherwise, showing hackers to be... computer experts, spyware experts, banking experts, encryption experts, wear designer clothing, able to run a 4second 40yard dash, and swoon woman like the latest Hollywood star.
The rest of know that most people who hack do so because they don't have the attention span to hold down real jobs, don't have the skills to interact with a team of people on a face to face basis, and couldn't get a date unless they had money.
Then again, maybe Hollywood is right, and only the dumb ones get caught.
* Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
In a telephone interview after the appearance, Heckenkamp's father, Thomas Heckenkamp, said his son is only trying to protect his rights . "They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he said.
What an idiot. My first thought was, "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
A person who defends himself in court has a fool for a lawyer...
If religous zealots don't believe in Evolution, then why are they so worried about bird flu?
He's trying to feign insanity and fire all his lawyers just like Ted Kazinsky did so the judge will just give him a plea bargain instead of sitting through a circus of a trial. Trouble is Ted was probably a little better at playing the legal system then this kid is. I think he's in over his head. That or he's in the midst of a manic spell.
"prohibited by court order from using cell phones, the Internet, computers, video games and fax machines."
That's pretty harsh for a technofile. Hell, I'm thinking the worse punishment would not be to put this poor sod in jail, but to continue his parole with these prohibitions. It's enough to drive a geek insane!
And really, I can see why (given current technology) cell phones and video games were restricted. But, geeze...fax machines? How is this guy supposed to hack eBay with/from a fax machine?
- Kick/ban the prosecuting attorney, explaining to the jury that use of all caps is interpreted as shouting and considered rude. Inform the prosecuter that he has been "pwnt".
- Call the judge a "newb" if he appears to disagree with Heckencamp's reasoning.
- Threaten to ban the United States' entire subnet for a repeat offense.
- Plead "not guilty by reason of total pwnage, hahahahahaha!!!!!1111111"
You guys may laugh at him, but legally, all capital letters signifies a corporation, or a ficticious entity.
:-)
Look at your driver's license, passport, etc, and you'll see that your name is spelled in all capital letters.
I vaguely remember a 1992 case involving Austin Cooper, where the DOJ prosecuter reveals some of your rights as a corporate citizen (sorry I don't have more details).
The guy is obviously in desperation; if he could prove his citizenship as a corporate entity rather than as an individual, maybe he could limit his liability in that "acts that his corporation engaged in", possibly reducing his sentence.
Its a technicality, but this guy is obivously grasping for anything.
Jim
http://www.marketnoize.com
Maybe if he doesn't retain a lawyer by then I'll go watch... it could be funny.
"An idiot who represents himself has an idiot for a..." wait...
=tkk
Bill Gates - Creationist?!?
Aside from the fact that this kid appearantly has no grasp of the formalities required in a courtroom, it does appear like he's frantically reaching for straws or trying to cause some sort of a smokescreen.
He can't possibly be this stupid. He's stressed to the gills, very young and not socially equipped to handle the pressure (A geek). His PARENTS should be the one's guiding him as best they can, which they obviously are not.
Sadly, it's simpler to walk away after murdering your wife than it is to get away with hacking a web site.
Anonymous Coward? I think not! I'm just too lazy to remember another password.
Don't piss off Federal Judges. Municipal judges, maybe. State court judges, work real hard to be nice to 'em. Federal Judges - um, pretend they're God and remember you aren't.
Federal Judges are appointed by the President and approved by the senate. We have a lot of unfilled judgeships because it takes so long to put through the appointments. Congress, the President, the Supremes, the FBI, INS, and basically The Entire Federal Bureaucracy know many of their names personally and like to be in their good graces. They Get Things Done and they Dispense Justice to BAD GUYS.
I know, they probably eat cheesburgers and fart like the rest of us, but it's a very BAD thing to piss them off. These kind of courtroom stunts will get you put in small rooms with Bad Guys and your anatomy will never be the same.
"Don't play games with these guys! They can lock you up in a room and throw away the Room!" -Lithgow in 'Manhattan Project'.
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Ben Stone (Michael Moriarty) is god. Waterston is weak.
...
The best seasons of that show are with the Ben Stone and Paul Robinette (Richard Brooks) tag-team. I want to name my children Ben and Paul. My wife doesn't share my enthusiasm. Perhaps threatening her with some "Stone" cold contempt
charges will bring her around
And belated props on the Leonard J. Crabs reference. The "J" stands for GOOD JOB!
"More organs means more human." - Zim
Only the stupid thieves and criminals get caught.
and this one is an example of stupidity.
Nothing really to see here other than an idiot getting a good whipping.
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
Sound's like his father is as stupid as he is.
"FIRST POST!", then goatse.cx, then this... oy.
*****
There are many people in this country who, through no fault of their own, are sane.
I did 1 1/2 years ago, and I'm planning on fulfilling that threat in about 18 1/2 (bail time, baby!)
of trying to anger the judge so much the judge does something that gets his punishment overturned on appeal.
The judge however seems not to anger easily... bad choice.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
you have a link that is any less vague?
How we know is more important than what we know.
Agreed - his replacement comes close to ruining the legal side of show for me.
And did you see the episode when he "left"? No big important/exciting episode for Schiff (one of my favorites is the one where Hennessey's character dies; incredibly well written and directed), just Giuliani coming in and mumbling that Schiff, for whatever reason, decided to head up a JCC. ???
(For the record, McCoy's flawed hero is way better than Stone's moral outrage.)
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
... that there are seven versions of every story in court.
And the only one that actually matters:
You know why judges find people guilty of contempt of court? It's because they can. If you or I could lock people up for contempt of us we'd need a heck of a lot more prisons. Dumb doesn't begin to sum this guy up. Perhaps he's trying to cop a diminished responsibility plea, or perhaps he genuinely doesn't understand that you don't kick the biggest kid in school in the pants then start reading the constitution at him.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
To quote from the article:
:).
In a telephone interview after the appearance, Heckenkamp's father, Thomas Heckenkamp, said his son is only trying to protect his rights . "They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he said.
I think this commentary speaks volumes about why this kid is there in the first place. Btw, yes, he's 22, and I say "kid" because he's acting like a child. But anyhow, if your child is acting like a tremendous idiot in the courtroom and your instinct is to criticize the court, you may have to accept that you are part of the problem. I'm not going to sit here and suggest that somehow this kid is blameless because his dad
is apparently an idiot. Just pointing out that Darwinian evolution should smite this particular mutation fast
I'm just hoping that we aren't going to get some stupid campaign trying to fight for this kids rights as though he's some hero of the Internet.
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In a telephone interview after the appearance, Heckenkamp's father, Thomas Heckenkamp, said his son is only trying to protect his rights . "They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he said.
I wonder if I'm the only one who would have said "I have no idea when my son turned into such a moron. I bet the little bastard is on drugs."
I mean -- seriously -- I know you're supposed to stand up for your children and all that, but this kid's father is an idiot. They've "overstepped their bounds" by arresting your son for illegal activities? The judge has been quite patient with the kid, it seems, considering that contempt of court hasn't been added to the list of charges. Makes you wonder how good of a father the guy is.
ZFS: because love is never having to say fsck
85 years is out of control,murder is 5 years
and what did he do , hack some companies
whoopee, a human life is far more important than a website of company, the people who have sentenced this guy should be in Jail for obstruction of justice
Most of the misspellings that appeared originally have been corrected. An example - "challanging" for "challenging."
If it ain't broke, you need more software.
Trivia: that fact about Darrow was cited to the Supreme Court when it was considering the idea that defendents have a legel right to have a lawyer appointed and paid for on their behalf if they can't afford one themselves.
-Miko
Miko O'Sullivan
I have to agree (well, not with the Lord's name
in vain part, but the point of the comment).
If you want to charge for this site, that is, go
from 'amateur' to 'professional', then the
editing needs to also make the transition from
amateur to professional. There just isn't an
excuse.
How could someone, day after day, convince the
world that they either aren't smart enough to
spell or aren't smart enough to spell check, and
not be bothered by it? I can't understand it.
This is your reputation, dude! Show some pride!
Indeed this is something interesting. All caps signifies a business, and in this case it is not a business but a person, unless of course the court system has created a business out of him and is Doing Busines As him through Social Security and that type of thing.
Oh - one other thing - it arguably was on topic. It was a direct reply to a direct reply that was itself on topic.
I'm always bemused at worthless moderating.
-- @rjamestaylor on Ello
...is a bit like tattooing the word "moron" on your forehead.
I'd rather be off-topic than an imbecile.
(and the case), but were afraid to ask- http://www.freesk8.org/
A clearinghouse page put up by his supporters.
Can't say I'm one of them, but some of it is interesting reading.
I've read your posting and decided to translate a portion of it into English for the benefit of the other Slashdot readers. Your comments, obviously, are in italics.
Whether that's the case here is, of course, another story, but I've become increasingly distrustful of government and law "enforcement".
Read: I got a ticket for speeding the other day. Its disgraceful the way the so-called legal authorities can harrass a man for the so-called crime of going 85 in a 55 zone.
I am a vocal critic of abuses of state power,
Read: I'm the old man who sits in the City Council meetings and annoys everyone by my pointless argueing over trivial matters. But the law clearly states that the forms that the Animal Control officer filled out when he removed the 84 cats from my trailer needed to be filled out in *black* ink, yet they were done in *blue*. Gestapo tactics!!
engage in minor civil disobedience myself (I used a deCSS-derived program to watch DVDs that I bought on a GNU/Linux computer because I neither want to spend the money on Windows® nor trust it to be spyware-free)
Read: I'm incredibly cheap and I've found a marvellous way to rationalize it.
, and fully expect to wind up in prison someday for my thoughts, when I see crap like this.
Read: I have an overinflated sense of self-importance. In my mind I'm Emma Goldman, but to everyone else I'm just a crank that manages to amuse everyone with his annoying habits.
I can not just shut up and live a lie.
Read: Well, the first half of that sentance is true, at least.
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
to your use of the word "jihad" in this context. This term has a negative connotation among those not of the Islamic faith.
You should instead use the more culturally appropriate term "crusade" which is well understood by members of Western civilization to mean a great and passionate struggle against evil or indifference.
This person is very smart. He even completed collage at 18. Why would such an intellegent person act like this suddenly snap? He MUST have played violent video games when he was a teenager.
Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
I love the fact that this whole thread; which was at Score:5 has not been rated down to 2 or worse.
That just makes me think of the spam I got recently, telling me "your gonna need our help to get your site professional".
IANAP (I am not a psychiatrist) but Mr. Heckenkamp sounds like he is a schizophrenic, or like he is playing to sound like one. He is about the right age (22) for this disorder to become apparent. His intelligence and criminal behavior also fit the common model for schizophrenia.
You are incorrect in thinking that the apostrophe does not mean what I use it to: it certainly does. It is fully standard and understood by everyone to represent dialect phonetically with an apostrophe at the end, and this applies equally to "eye dialect", where you spell a word as it's pronounced, even though the pronounciation' is already standard. This is, again, I repeat, a standard usage. (As is, e.g., when someone abbreviates intl' like that, instead of like int.l basically, anytime you change the spelling of a word, you have the right to show this with an apostrophe at the end, whether this be as representation of dialect or nonstandard spelling, or even any of my uses, especially the gerund one, since anothe 'standard' usage of the apostrophe is to signal the loss or omission of something, as the o in can't)
I *did* read the article.
My point was that the court can appoint a lawyer to defend him even if he doesn't want it; if a defendant proves himself incapable of defending himself (as this guy seems to be) then the court can refuse to allow him to represent himself.
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Feeding trolls since... well, this morning!
And soon it will start. ;-)
Jerome - You could have been sentenced to white-collar resort prison with conjugal visits. But now you're on your way to Federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison, where you'll be rooming with a guy who has one too many Y-chromosomes.
Just shut the hell up, and let a qualified attorney speak for you.
BTW: I understand that Thursdays are shower days. Pucker up!
Law & Order rules.
Common sense is not so common.
This guy graduated from the UW at age 18. IIRC, he was a TA for the CS department too. Smart guy. Perhaps it's a testament to their CS departments ability to graduate talented CS students, but perhaps they should also require a law class in the curriculum.
Jesus H Christ, that was some funny shit. Mod that guy up.
Are you guys making this a humour site?
Working for a large company at the time they had all sorts of tests applicants had to go through. Apparently, he didn't score well enough on the tests for my bosses liking because despite my recommendation he didn't get the job.
I guess I'm kind of glad he didn't get the job.
Court rooms, by law (fair and speedy public trial, so really constitution) are open the the public except in extreem cases. It is the responsibility of every american to attend court once in a while to see how the judges are doing, and how court works.
I took a Canadian to a court one time to watch. (we had spend all morning walking, and the nearby court was a good place to sit down, not to mention educational). I recall some interesting lessions.
One guy was sentenced to 7 days in jail for some offense. His lawyer spoke up and said "He now has a job, and so we would prefer his sentence be on weekends or overnight so he can work. The judge then arranged for the guy to report to jail at 6:00 friday night, and leave monday morning at 6:00. This counts as 4 days. As the judge was considering how to deal with the next 3 days, the lawyer said He was arrested at night, but couldn't make bail until morning. The judge looked that up, and said there is no point in one day in jail, I'll suspend one day for a year, if you have no further trouble that will go off your record. As they were leaving the judge turned to that guy and said something I'll remember for a long time
.Maybe he went to the Lionel Hutz school of law: "Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free"
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I only read at +2, but it looked like everyone kinda missed the fact that JAIL SUCKS! I had the mis-opportunity to spend 2 months in that fun-fun place, and someone should try to impress on this jackass kid that jail is no fun, no freedom, and will suck the soul out of you.
Sorry for the rant- reformed idiots are like reformed smokers!
Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
'hacked lycos' 'hacked ebay'....
what exactlly did he do? find? he didn't get my max-bids did he?!?!
MARIJUANA, SHROOMS, X: ONLINE?! - E
I have to say I like McCoy as a character myself. As a lawyer... I think they've made him into the sort of DA that people would despise if he was a criminal lawyer, and I'm not sure an episode where he gets spanked for prosecutorial misconduct isn't overdue.
It's a great show, though; bring back Carey Lowell whimper whimper...
/Brian
Usually when a computer enthusiast is ridiculed in the media, most people on Slashdot rush to defend them. Why is it different this time?
Has anyone taken a moment to read anything about this aside from the two links CmdrTaco posted above.
The reason he fired his attorney is that she told him he would lose the case if he plead not guilty. Now I don't know about you, but if I was innocent and my lawyer told me to plead guilty or go to jail, I'd start looking for new representation too.
Also the article linked on HackerDigest is inaccurate on at least one count. qmail is not owned by Qualcomm. qmail was not the program that Jerome discovered the exploit in. qpopper is.
For information that may be more accurate or at least present the other side of the argument, try here http://www.freesk8.org/.
Maybe it's time to give up the fight. I mean, if /. can't get it right, there ain't much hope for the rest of Media World.
it's obvious this guy needs to get laid.
The computer whiz then asked the court
Per dictionary.com:
Wiz - A person considered exceptionally gifted or skilled.
Whiz - To urinate.
try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
Inadmissible, since you need an Alternate Defense, and you have clearly specified an ALTERNATE DEFENSE.
Evidently, overexposure to C caused this poor boy's lapse of reason. He assumed that legalese is case-sensitive.
my mother is a fish
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick! Did this guy get hit upside the head with a goofy stick or what? Did his parent's hold his head underwater at birth or was he just born stupid? His arguments would have been much more effective if he'd just run up and kicked the judge square in the nutsack! Christ, lock this guy up and throw away the jail - keep our streets safe for normal people!
Working for a national non-profit organization that advocates for the mentally ill for six years has given me some extra insights into how people behave when they develop a serious mental illness, go off their meds, are having a crisis, etc. No, IANAP (I Am Not a Psychiatrist), but I've seen enough folks at our annual convention wobbling off their meds to know this kid is in trouble. Classic, classic signs of serious mental illness. I only hope he gets help while he's in jail. You just can't imagine what it's like to watch a brilliant person's brain rot away.
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All of these people tend to be lumped in together as "extreme right-wingers". This group also includes the "militia" in the mostly-Western states, people who don't acknowledge the legitimate authority of the Federal government, white separtists, strident anti-immigration-ists, etc.
I happen to be a true extreme right winger, but I do not run around committing felonies and ignoring reality of the system we are stuck with at the moment.
Folks of like mind as me advocate elimination of a great majority of US federal and State law, including the elimination of licensing for non-commercial vehicle operation, etc.
Some of the people you mention above should be properly classified as criminals.
Sepratists of any race are just that, sepratists, with some being right wing and others being left wing, many inbetween. One could classify the followers of Malcom X as right wing sepratists, not wanting any services from the government and just wishing to be left alone by the outside society. Same with Randy Weaver and his family.
Left wingers, like those that espouse government intervention to enforce segregation are found in groups like Arian Nation and neo-Nazi organizations (suprize! yes racists can be leftist).
In short, yes you can call some of the people that do not like government intervention "right wing", but you can not lump everybody on that list above into the "right."
Doctors don't treat themselves for the same reason.
.sig says
You are too close to the problem to be objective.
Know your rights, you have a right to a lawyer who can give you a competant defence.
This is to help with due process, another important right.
as the old
Never invite Vampires or Police into your home.
--->Life is like that sometimes...
Just entering his name into the Justice computer would have rendered a judgement of 'not guilty'
make Linux, not Microsoft. sin(beast) = -0.809016994374947424102293417182819
The Judge has striped him of any means to defend himself in the modern age lets see:
:)
No Cell phone access dont know but EVERY lawer has one.
No Net access hrm how do you do any research.
No Gaming well thats just wrong it's like saying you cant smoke.
This kid was out on Bail we have gone down this slippery slope with invasive monitoring and stiff restrictions his bail time might as well be counted as time served in jail.
Granted he would have about the same lvls of access to referance materials to build his defence in jail there is the problem to actauly defend ones self they need access to information to get access to decent sorts of information you need to get on a computer and generaly access the net paper is pase becuase it's a throw back inefecient slow to access and just plain cumbersome it's great for a couple things entertainment reading and the actualy Laws (it's hard to hack all the copies of a book
Ehhh... not quite. Look up the definition for acronym:
a word (as NATO, radar, or snafu) formed from the initial letter or letters of each of the successive parts or major parts of a compound term
Thus, the first letter of each word does not necessarily an acronym make, however hard one might try to pronounce that resulting string as a word.
did not Kevin Poulsen also pull some lame act liek this in his cases as well?
Don't Tread on OpenSource
oh .. true *duh*
.. err ... oneself though .. can they ?
.. you DO have the right to refuse counsel.
.. IANAL (never had to say that before) grin.
im not 100% sure the court can refuse to allow oneself to represent
i mean
I dunno
--Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
They're not anagrams. They don't even have the same number of letters.
"Jerome T Heckencamp":
acceeeehjkmmnoprt
"A knee jerk cometh":
aceeeehjkkmnort
hawk, esq.
For those of you who would rather not click through:
A pattern of negativistic, hostile, and defiant behavior lasting at least six months during which four or more of the following are present:
Although the website has more info.
P.S. funny how that brief view of ODD describes alot of slashdot users! hahaha...smile, it's a joke
The police had trouble with them during interrogation. They knew that they'd collected $80,000, and they each got $7,000 after an equal six way split. . .
so, yes, there are people this stupid. There is no lower bound to human intelligence.
hawk, esq.
is it just me - or isnt it really ironic that the Judge's last name is Ware?
in that - Warez decision puts Hackers away!
arrogance
http://www.freesk8.org/ -- Is the website ran by Jerome Heckenkamp's supporters, and offers a lot of interesting information about him and his past.
I have seen lots of errors here - who gives a fuck as long as the point gets across.
He needs a dope slap.
Actually, he needs a bunch of them.
I dont know why every one is insulting this guy Its obvious he just wants to make a mockery of the court.
He isnt stupid he just doesnt care and is going to make a joke out of the whole thing.
This is a kid we're talking about here, no?
Well, no we are not talking about a kid, we are talking about an adult.
When I was 23 I was both a business owner and an Air Defense Platoon Leader in the Army National Guard. Shortly thereafter I became an Aviator. Prior to that I was an Armor Officer, was actually an acting Tank Platoon Leader at the age of 19 (while I was an R.O.T.C. Cadet AND in a NAtional Guard unit). At 17 I was a Tank Crewman AND a highschool student.
Whenever folks try to say someone in their 20s is "just young" or "a kid" it really rubs me the wrong way, like this case and in the "Talinban John" case. Yes, I jokingly speak of people in their 20s as "kids" but I do expect them to take responsibility as adults.
BTW, I am 40 now. Yes I know more, but I was expected to act like an adult when I was in my teens and I expect the current crop of teens to do the same.
Eve Fairbanks says I drive a hybrid!LOL
RUN THE SPELL CHECKER!
How people can get away with posting articles without checking for errors is beyond me. It makes an intelligent article look like the work of a 13 year old.
How can someone so smart simultaneously be so stupid? This guy needs to acquire some maturity, discretion and common sense. He also needs to acquire an attorney much like the one he fired. The definition of someone who acts as his own attorney is "convict".
I probably have as much disdain for our legal system as Mr. Heckenkamp, but to win the game you have to play by the rules. Of course, if you're guilty, it's that much harder to win even if you do play by the rules.
IANAD; but, could sk8's odd behavior possibly be explained by Asperger Syndrome?
People with Asperger are often extremely bright, have a single, strong interest (which they talk about obsessively), take many things too literally, don't understand non-verbal social cues, spend lots of time in fantasy worlds, &c.
I wonder whether this has anything to do with his strange reactions. Interestingly, Asperger seems to have an unusually high incidence in children whose parents are in the high-tech industry.
Or, maybe he's just bipolar, and is delusional while in a manic state. I don't know much; but, I agree that the guy probably suffers from some sort of illness. =-(
We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone. -management
You have the right to refuse counsel; but your right to a fair trial takes priority. If the court decides that you won't get a fair trial if you represent yourself, they can insist that you have legal representation.
Usually this motion is put forward by the prosecuting attorneys, since the last thing any prosecutor wants is to win a case only to see it overturned because the defendant didn't get a fair trial.
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I am an employee of Los Alamos National Laboratory. I work in CCS-1. My boss hired Jerome. I speak for myself, not the Lab, nor my co-workers. What I can say is that support for him here runs high.
I can understand why, by this time, Jerome might be acting in a way that appears a little loopy. He's lost his job and been put in jail for being merely accused of something which, even if true, amounts to spraying a graffito on a wall. I can drive down to Albuquerque and see plenty of that. If I were in that position, I would have little faith left in the justice system or the FBI.
I find myself very angry at what has happened to him, and I would welcome the opportunity to work with him when the courts get finish this auto-da-fe.
I've donated money to the legal defense fund at freesk8.org and encourage others to do likewise.
He can use the Chewbacca Defense...
"It does not make sense... look at the monkey..."
Snowdog
"The example used to illustrate the Rule in textbooks".
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
When I ask people to pay me $5+ per month to subscribe to my comments, I will bother to spell check.
Which begs the question, why are comment posters not being paid per comment, considering they make the content.
i hate pansy republicans
I can't stand it when articles like this refer to stupid script kiddies as "computer whizzes" and "experts". Just because some loser takes the time to break into ebay makes him into some kind of computer whiz?
LUSER!
I'm currently planning on renaming myself "The United States of America" and show up the next time this guy spouts out one of these requests.
if someone that dumb hacked all those places
As my friend learned, when dealing with people in authority, it is better to show respect and to play by their rules. Just a truth of life.
Ahh, the United Police States of America. Glad to see that the rich and powerful have taken full control over there...
deus does not exist but if he does
Yeah, everyone's responsible for the consequences of their own actions. However, the Citizens of the USA are responsible for what the government does in their name. And one of the things government does in our name is run prisons. Poorly. So poorly that the safety of a non-violent criminal is not at all assured.
Bottom line: HE brought the punishment upon himself, but WE (should) control the nature of the punishment.
The parent speaks truth, unfortunately. There are now so many laws, and of such complexity, that I don't believe any American goes a day without violating at least one law, if not dozens or hundreds. And government's power grows with its ability to hammer *anyone* into oblivion through selective enforcement.
... who's Bubba, anyway????
Perhaps this just helps to dispell the myth that hackers are overachieving, underchallenged people. In most cases they are just morons.
It is fully standard and understood by everyone
It wasn't by me, until you explained it. I have a doctoral degree in English literature, and I read Slashdot (and several BBS's) every day, and I have to say I have never come across this usage before.
anytime you change the spelling of a word, you have the right to show this with an apostrophe at the end
Yes, you have the right to do that. But that doesn't make it a "standard usage."
Maybe I'm wrong. I'd love to know more about this. Seriously, show me where, anywhere, on any of these pages (or any other) it says that a single apostrophe at the end of a word can be used to acknowledge nonstandard orthography. Or even just point me to a page where two or more other people are clearly using the apostrophe in this way. Go on. Please.
It may be the funniest court but does anyone want a trial there even if it is free? Just a thought
This kid could have done better with a /. legal team!
(No offense, Hawk, esq.)
Viv
Gmail invites for ip
With all due respect, this is a load of crap. You could use the same logic to argue against drunk driving laws. Put people in jail only if they're driving drunk and they actually hit someone. If they're loaded and they drive home safely, what's the problem? Drunk driving and drag racing in populated areas (during the day no less, from what I can infer from the previous post) are both highly hazardous activities that indeed should be regulated. Don't believe me? Check out this (slightly overdramatic) story on drag racing:
http://www.msnbc.com/news/725241.asp?0si=-&cp1=
No practical solution has been found. Any prisoner who asks for help when he's attacked is writing his own death sentance. If the guards should happen to save him that time they will either have to send him to a new prison to go through the same process or send him back among those who kill tattle-tales.
Rape isn't tollerated, it's innevitable.
So, you point out an admittedly overdramatic, ironic exception that's been overblown by the media to make your point?
You're right. I could use the same logic against drunk driving laws. And I do. Why should someone who drives drunk be arrested, when there's a lot of people who drive worrse sober! Ever been to New York or Florida lately?
You also could use your logic against concealed permit laws. And against people driving in general. And against sheep.
Unfortunately, and perhaps not surprisingly, I can't find any reliable statistics on street racing and deaths to others not involved in the action (eg., not participants or spectators), but I doubt that it's very significant. As for drunk driving, you're more likely to be killed by yourself or a sober driver than a drunk one. Not to mention that there are usually multiple factors leading to a traffic death, yet if alcohol (or, lately, a handheld cell phone) is present, it will be listed on the alcohol side of the charts (note the wording "alcohol figures into", not "alcohol the leading contributor").
It sounds like he's just looking for exposure.
I would have never heard of this case if he didn't pull the "I rather be in jail instead of waiting for them to go on trial" stunt. He also wanted to get back the bail that his friend posted for him.
He's been doing these type of things the whole
time, and they seemed to have been giving the
trial a lot of publicity.
There seems to be no good evidence that he did this, and he's been harassed by the FBI for a year, before they charged him with this.
Ok... I understand that a l33t h4x0r could use some quake for the ps2 on the net to hack something..? MAYBE? But... come on man! That's cruel and unusual.
How many of you could quit using ALL of those, trapped in your home... I bet he's not even allowed to read books related to technology! No wonder he's acting strangely! He should countersue, demand immediate release, and umm be given a sega master system or something to do.. some sort of electronics...
i'd die without monitor radiation to sustain me!
"I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. I'd feel safer if I had two or three."
What about chemical castration? I don't know much about how it works, so there could be a good medical reason why it's not feasible. But if there weren't, I'd certainly consent to it if it meant I'd be put in a wing for prisoners who had also consented to it.
Maybe that's why I'm not in prison.
;-) means joke.
I hardly ever post here anylonger, and this kind of thought-police moderation just proves my point.
Now I probably could impact the moderation some, but to do that I need a few dummy accounts to gamble karma on (funny vs. flamebait/troll is a coin toss), plus a buddy system for cross-modding up.
Bah. I signed up for Slashdot as user 46xx... man have things changed.
This guy is proof that intelligence in one area does not equate to intelligence in other areas.
A good lawyer can be an idiot at everything else in their life except the legal process.
A good hacker can be an idiot at everything except hacking.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, look at me: I'm just a caveman. I was frozen 5000 years ago and was found by scientists and thawed. My "primative mind" can't grasp your complex "hacking laws", I have never even used a "computer" but I do know this: my client deserves to be set free ..
Remember? Phil Hartman, Saturday Night Live?
Cool! Amazing Toys.
The Court views that if you have to hire a lawyer, you are incompentent.
Actually, the argument that income tax is voluntary is legally correct.
The income tax is a voluntary reporting system. That means that the government relies on you to calculate what you owe, and turn in your forms by April 15.
OTOH, if you don't voluntarily comply, you will be penalized.
"They've overstepped their bounds, and they're keeping him from defending himself," he [the father] said.
Assuming that the kid doesn't have access to the materials he will undoubtedly need to prepare his own defense - the Father has a very valid point.
I'm a 2000 man.
maybe watched a few too many movies
He seems to be emulating the portrayal of Abbie Hoffman in "Steal This Movie".
I'm a 2000 man.
Forget his physical age, he's obviously still a kid in his head, and his intelligence is/was a loaded gun. so expect to see him going down for a while, to make a good example to all terr^H^H^H^Hhackers that the United States Government will not tolerate this attack on the Freedom and way of life of its good, peaceful, law abiding, citizens. Erm... Yeah.
If this manages to hit mainstream news, I'd like to see how many references to 9-11 / terrorists this can draw. It's a tough one, sure, but The People don't need opinions, that's what mainstream news is for! And the more references to a BIG SIMPLE REDNECK COMPATABLE political notion it contains, the better.
Ali out. [ at london d0t c0m ]
One final note: 212.84.98.242 is driving my firewall mad, I'm a bit too lame/ill equipped atm to investigate.
"Windows and Linux can co-exist on the same machine." - Microsoft Corporation.
Castration doesn't prevent rape. A castrated attacker just won't be able to get you pregnant.
Rape is NOT A SEXUAL RESPONSE. It is about domination, and sadism, and inflicting pain on someone that cannot fight back. Rape is about breaking a spirit. It is about humiliation. Agony. Suffering.
You can cut a man's balls off, or chemically neuter him. That man can still rape you with a broom handle, or his hands. He can make you service him in any number of ways even if he can't get an erection.
What you'd get in your castrato wing would be what I described, plus beatings and intimidation.
Castration makes people feel safer, but that's it. Nothing would change. The problem is that men in a cage, and women too, get feral, especially when there is no supervision, or the guards participate by ignoring calls for help.
The sick thing is that Americans watch shows like Oz and actually think prison rape is cool. It's joked about. Used as a threat by prosecutors . It's hardly an open secret that America lets rape happen in its prison as a sort of titillating bonus punishment.
Perhaps this is off topic, but the kids argument that they spelled his NAME in caps would be a valid point. I'm not commenting on whether he did/didn't do what the authorities claim, or if this kid was stupid. The kid's point is valid because the only thing that would identify his person in the legal paperwork would be his name properly spelled. The all caps version of a person's name represents a legal fiction. Either way it's usually too late to make this point in court; he's gonna get nailed. If he knew what he was (legally) doing, he probably wouldn't have had to go to court. This is all too long to get into here.....
Ho lee shit.
I remember my one experience on jury duty...some lady arguing that she couldn't have been driving as fast as the cop said because he took too long to pull her over - if she was going that fast, she would have been a danger to the public and he would have stopped her sooner.
I didn't give a shit. I voted to call her guilty and fine her a buck, but the other people on the jury wore me down (I had the flu and was dying for a nap).
Writers imply. Readers infer.
Who the fuck modded this post? He just quoted form the movie 'Half Baked' where I got the term fish. Where fish = little white boy in prison learning new meanings of brotherly love and avoiding it. He went along with the joke, jesus he wasn't offtopic at all.
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you're ac, so I don't know if you're still reading this. You asked for a response: if you still want it, email me at "slashdot _ lts @ bigfoot.com" without the spaces with your usual slashdot account's name. I'll reply there (to one of your old, insignificant posts) with my proof. (But I don't want to type this out if you're not reading anymore). I'll also reply to this post a second time with a link to my opinion, in case anyone else is reading this.
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but again the point is prevention of the problem happening. Why does somebody have to fly at 55mph in a 25mph zone. Most people wont understand this unless they are parents, nothing worst that seeing a kid run into the street chasing a ball.
Well anyway, we've upgraded the situation, the local law enforcement now parks a van with the radar speed so that everyone slows down. Helps even more. At night a few times a week, they park infront of my house an unmarked car catch a few speeder ( I bring out coffee for them at 2am or 4 am when i see them) so I have improved and taken accountable actions to improve my area for better long term results.
Next step is to get an old patrol car parked in the area every day after school
onepoint
if you see me, smile and say hello.
Interestingly enough, I don't think young children should be playing anywhere near the street. If they're not old/mature enough to avoid getting hit by cars, then they should be in a backyard or park area.
I understand your concern and pray that nothing unfortunate happens....I have no problem with legitimate concerns of safety. Speed in residential areas should be regulated (contrary to my previous post). Highway speeds, however, are a different issue.