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EFF Has Outlived Its Usefulness?

An anonymous reader writes "An inflammatory article runs today on The Register, with the title EFF Volunteers to Lose Sony Rootkit Suit. The article argues that the EFF's track record in court is detrimental to everyone with an interest in digital and privacy rights." From the article: "This is a very good cause. Sony installed stealth spyware on many thousands of Windows computers (although calling it a rootkit is an exaggeration), and it's crucial that the company get its bottom spanked quite painfully as a deterrent to its sister cartels in the entertainment racket. This is, in fact, such an important matter that the worst possible development would be to find the EFF arguing the case. That's because EFF will do what it always does: lose, and set a legal precedent beneficial to the entertainment pigopolists. By the time these pale vegetarians get finished, spreading musical malware will be considered a spiritual work of mercy." What do you think? Isn't it better to fight the good fight?

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  1. 'Inflammatory' indeed. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    After reading this 'article' (and I use the term loosely), one is left wondering if this "Bonhomie Snoutintroff" has an axe to grind against EFF specifically, or if EFF was simply unfortunate enough to present an accessable target for one of "Bonhomie's" mindless rants.

    One thing is for sure...even if "Bonhomie" went by a less ludicrous pen name (honestly..."Bonhomie Snoutintroff"???), and refrained from such pejorative terms as 'pigopolists' and 'pale vegetarians', he still couldn't be taken seriously, due to his gross misrepresentation of the facts. Bonhomie cited six losses by the EFF...visit the EFF's legal victories page, and you'll see several wins that Bonhomie conveniently failed to mention.

    This kind of vapid tripe is pathetic even for the Register's admittedly lax standards. In case there remains any doubt, I leave you with the short bio of "Bonhomie Snoutintroff", which was appended to the 'article' in question:
    Bonhomie Snoutintroff is a plain-spoken strong leader in cyberspace. He did poorly in school but his family is rich and well connected, so he's served as CEO of numerous, well-known Internet ventures that for various reasons unrelated to his forward-looking guidance no longer exist. He developed a cocaine and alcohol problem, although he refuses to dwell on the past: his mission is to bring honor and dignity to the IT profession. His keen insight as a global techno-visionary is matched only by his Christian humility.

    Why the hell isn't this in the 'humor' section....of either site?
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    1. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      After reading this 'article' (and I use the term loosely), one is left wondering if this "Bonhomie Snoutintroff" has an axe to grind against EFF specifically, or if EFF was simply unfortunate enough to present an accessable target for one of "Bonhomie's" mindless rants.

      Or maybe it was just a great topic to earn a Slashdot swarm? Writers often have little personally invested in the things they write about. Instead they write what people want to hear, or what they know will get them attention (see John C. Dvorak). I doubt the apparently fake guy has an "axe to grind".

      In any case, even flamebait stories like this often have a grain of truth to them, and if it does inspire some discussion it can be beneficial. For instance there is truth that precedent is extremely important, and it is critical that early cases are argued as effectively as possible.

    2. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny
      honestly..."Bonhomie Snoutintroff"???
      Don't knock. With a name like that, Bonhomie Snoutintroff is odds on to be the next "Defense Against The Dark Arts" master at Hogwarts...
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    3. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by geniusj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow. Good catch. I think that's exactly what they were going for.

    4. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Um...

      Knowing that I often get fired up by articles like this, I followed the link to the EFF Legal Victories page, to give them a fair chance. While I'm not saying that the cases they've won aren't important, it would be hard to characterize them as anything but slam dunks. I can't give them a whole lot of credit for successfully arguing things like:

      Intel vs. Hamidi -- Intel claims Hamidi's emails 'trespassed on their systems', causing harm.

      Felten vs. RIAA -- RIAA tries to stop scientists publishing a paper.

      DirectTV vs. Treworgy -- DirectTV sued Treworgy for merely purchasing technology capable of intercepting their signals.

      I'm sure anyone who's bothering to read the comments as opposed to just the front page of Slashdot remembers each of these cases. And again, it's not like they're not important, and IANAL (yet) but the cases EFF is trumpeting all seem like they could have been won by someone who had taken a decent civics class in high school. The cases cited as evidence AGAINST EFF were all much more complicated, but many were no less clear-cut... and we lost anyway.

      So the real question is, what do we do?

    5. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by thebdj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      due to his gross misrepresentation of the facts. Bonhomie cited six losses by the EFF...visit the EFF's legal victories page, and you'll see several wins that Bonhomie conveniently failed to mention.

      Read the EFF's victories page. They list MGM v. Grokster. Ummm, I think SCOTUS overturning the 9th Circuit's ruling qualifies as a DEFEAT! So without wasting half my day to chase down their other "victories", I believe I will trust the EFF's objectivity about as much as anyone else (not much as all).

      Even if the article is meant as satire, it still raises a good point. Has the EFF outlived its usefullness? When first created it could stand up as a group defending the little guys from the law and big corporations using said law. However, it is quite clear nowadays the EFF is a political group, after all they have tried to effect changes in the law more widespread then their individual cases.

      Isn't the EFF sort of turning into a modern day ACLU. I still know a good many people who cringe when they hear the ACLU is getting involved in a case because their political agenda often effect the way they defend a person and brings with it an image that may affect the decisions of a judge or jury.

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    6. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, is Bonhomie Snoutintroff a known name? I've never seen it before, but I did notice that the last name looks like it would be pronounced "Snout-in-trough," which somehow seems a bit appropriate after those last couple paragraphs.

    7. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This kind of vapid tripe is pathetic even for the Register's admittedly lax standards.

      s/the Register's/Andrew Orlowski's/

    8. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, except for the 'internet' part.

    9. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      ...I doubt the apparently fake guy has an "axe to grind".

      At the risk of sounding like a Parable Nazi, I'd say that trolling like this article fits the original cautionary tale quite well, and that the axe that needs grinding is at the very least "revenue generating page hits"...

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    10. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 3, Funny

      Meh. That job has higher turnover (and is only a little bit safer) than being the drummer for Spinal Tap.

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    11. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Drachemorder · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That's the problem I have with the ACLU. I'm completely opposed to them on most of their favorite issues, so I would be disinclined to ask for their help on anything, even something I do think they got right. It's probably not fair to them, but I associate them with the whole range of their positions, good and bad.

      The EFF, on the other hand, stands for essentially one limited set of issues, so it's easier to make a distinction between those issues and others they may or may not agree with.

    12. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the prerequisite for belonging in most 'humor' sections is that something be funny.

    13. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by passion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is obviously a back-handed remark on the awful current occupant of the White House.

      Seriosly, if someone has this as their bio, and is writing this kind of trash about the EFF, then they're obviously trolling. Is sending several thousand hits his way via slashdot the way to reward this kind of trash?

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    14. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Yonder+Way · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "visit the EFF's legal victories page [eff.org], and you'll see several wins that Bonhomie conveniently failed to mention."

      I'm pro-EFF, but as a matter of full disclosure, it would be nice to have the EFF also maintain a page of legal spankings it took, lessons learned, that sort of thing.

    15. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by tacocat · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like we need a <sarcasm> tag added to HTML 4.0

    16. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by mspohr · · Score: 1
      I agree...

      I haven't read the article (this is /. afterall and if I read the article then I would just be falling prey to the Register's marketing scam) but I agree this should be an April 1 joke.

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    17. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Hatta · · Score: 1, Troll

      What's so bad about the ACLU? Everyone likes civil liberties right?

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    18. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by jessecurry · · Score: 1
      Maybe Bonhomie Snoutintroff is actually an anagram for:

      Be to rooms in UN on fifth

      Think about it :D

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    19. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "...a modern day ACLU..."

      What? The ACLU isn't around anymore? When did that happen?

      I thought the ACLU was a modern day ACLU. Silly me.

    20. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by mspohr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You're opposed to civil rights for everyone?

      The ACLU supports civil rights. The way "the system" works is that it takes away the civil rights of the most despised (terrorists, etc.) and disenfranchised (poor, underclass) first and most people support these actions since these people are "evil".

      The problem is that once "they" have established the right to take away civil rights, they can come after anyone (even you) if they don't like what you are saying or doing... it's a slippery slope.

      The result is that the ACLU often finds itself defending some pretty odious people on principle. This clearly turns off most conformist people who don't understand the basic prinicples that are being defended.

      The old saying... "I may not agree with what you are saying but I will defend (to the death) your right to say it." (attributed to Voltaire)

      Now if you are a true Republican (American Republican, not of the French Republic), you will disavow this since Voltaire was FRENCH.

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    21. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by 2short · · Score: 1

      Can you name any of these "favorite issues" or bad positions? Do you oppose the ACLU, or the silly carictature of it presented by politicians wishing to smear an opponent who once gave them 10 bucks?

      As far as I'm aware, the ACLUs favorite issues are freedom of speech, the right to peacably assemble, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, etc. Which of these are you against?

    22. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Bonhomie Snoutintroff is odds on to be the next "Defense Against The Dark Arts" master at Hogwarts...

      Sounds more like a Senator on the short list for a majority/minority leader position.

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    23. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by bhsurfer · · Score: 1

      ...or keyboard player for the Grateful Dead...

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    24. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by routerguy666 · · Score: 1

      That sort of resume gets you a job as President of the USA, so mind your tounge.

    25. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by mikefe · · Score: 1

      You can always create a section here

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    26. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by thebdj · · Score: 1

      ACLU Supported Issues from Wikipedia:
      Supports the separation of church and state; under this mandate, the ACLU:
      Opposes the government-sponsored display of religious symbols on public property;
      Opposes official prayers, religious ceremonies, or "moments of silence" in public schools or schools funded with public money;
      Supports full first amendment rights of citizens, organizations and the press, including school newspapers;
      Supports reproductive rights, including the right to choose an abortion, on the basis of an implied right to privacy in the fourth amendment;
      Supports full civil rights for homosexuals, including government benefits for homosexual couples equal to those provided for heterosexual ones;
      Supports affirmative action as a means of redressing past discrimination and achieving a racially diverse student body;
      Supports the rights of defendants and suspects against unconstitutional police practices;
      Supports the decriminalization of drugs such as heroin, cocaine and marijuana;
      Opposes demonstration permits and other requirements for protests in public places.

      The only one which I have a huge issue with is their support of affirmative action. Simply because affirmative action is not the equal footing or diversity minorities want, it is a gimme. It is sort of like saying, "Oh you are so you aren't expected to do as well, so your qualifications are good enough." The use of affirmative action has been abused where individuals who were white were denied college admissions or jobs because despite their better qualifications, the school had to allow some minority students in to school. It is that policy and the ACLU's support thereof that most unnerves me; however, I cannot speak for the others.

      I am pretty sure though that the separation of church and state items and the rights for homosexuals are one of the biggests things that draw the ire of many people since those are topics that many conservative christians disagree with the most.

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    27. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by geoffspear · · Score: 1
      I agree. After 9/11, irony is dead, and all satire and sarcasm should be confined to April 1.

      I propose a Constitutional amendement banning satire for the other 364 days of the year. Won't someone please think of the Children?! And the humorless people?

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    28. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Rimbo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The ACLU supports civil rights.

      In theory, yes. They should be supporting the civil rights of everyone.

      They're quick to defend the rights of an artist who has created something that some people find objectionable...provided that it's not a Christian nativity scene on someone's front lawn that non-Christians find objectionable. The ACLU is strangely silent when that happens.

      One of my civil rights as a law-abiding citizen is my right to own a gun. Why do we have the NRA? Because the ACLU doesn't defend this right; we need another organization to pick up the slack.

      The problem isn't their mission, but the selective way they pursue it.

    29. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Ian+Wolf · · Score: 1

      There have been accusations (mostly from ACLU clients that have lost) that some ACLU lawyers are more interested in making a political point than defending their client. The ACLU is not infallible and some of their "volunteer" attorneys spend more time with the television camera then they do with their client.

      *Disclaimer - I am a card carrying member.*

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    30. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Christian+Claiborn · · Score: 1

      Are you aware of someone being prosecuted for featuring a nativity scene on private property? Do you have a cite?

      I'm also not sure how the ACLU's neutrality on gun control makes it any less laudable for the work it does do.

    31. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      If you don't know what a dumbledor is I will let you look it up in an dictionary, preferably the Oxford English Dictionary.

      Sometimes, I think that Americans are at a disadvantage when reading books authored by the Brits, especially when obscure nouns like this are used as names...

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    32. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Zibblsnrt · · Score: 1
      Well, I suppose this is interesting if just for the fact that we now have evidence that (+5, Troll) exists in places other than buggy Slashdot posts...

      -PS

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    33. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by waynetv · · Score: 3, Informative
      They're quick to defend the rights of an artist who has created something that some people find objectionable...provided that it's not a Christian nativity scene on someone's front lawn that non-Christians find objectionable.

      Actually, the ACLU have defended many Christians (and others) who have been prevented from expressing their religion. That too is a civil liberty.

      Unfortunately, you've been mislead that the ACLU is some religious hating organization -- that's patently false.

    34. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by einhverfr · · Score: 1


      They're quick to defend the rights of an artist who has created something that some people find objectionable...provided that it's not a Christian nativity scene on someone's front lawn that non-Christians find objectionable. The ACLU is strangely silent when that happens.


      I am a non-Christian and I don't find it objectionable when a private citizen puts a nativity scene on his/her lawn. Now, if a city decides to do this, then I raise questions.

      Not that I am opposed to all religious symbols in public places. Our culture is rich and inclusive, and if you look you can find Christian, Egyptian, Roman, and Greek religious symbols in the very buildings that symbolize our government. For example, I would hate for the Washington Monument, or the Statue of Liberty (or the smaller statue of Liberty on the Capitol building) to go, or the Capitol renamed simply because people didn't like the fact that there was non-Christian religious symbolism involved. I don't mind public schools being held to a higher standard either (no 10 commandment displays on public schools under any circumstances, and prayer at public schools should be more limited than,say, prayer at legislative bodies) but provided that the government is not endorsing or limiting religion, I have no general problems with such displays.

      There might be times when the ACLU has stepped over this line. But I don't think there is anything wrong with asking the courts to consider an argument. That is indeed the heart of our adversarial system.

      IANAL, btw.

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    35. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      And would you care to enlighten us as to what the political agenda of the ACLU is? As far as I can see, they'll handle cases on *either* side of the political divide. (They've been known to defend the right of neo-nazis who wanted to demonstrate but were denied permits.) What I had heard was that they actually strive to be neutral, and just go ahead and do their jobs regardless of who hates them for it.

      The weirdness of the neo-nazi thing was effectively lampooned by an Onion article, by the way....

    36. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. Sure it's a defeat, but at least it shows the SCOTUS as the SCrOTUmS that they are.

    37. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Solandri · · Score: 1
      The ACLU supports civil rights. The way "the system" works is that it takes away the civil rights of the most despised (terrorists, etc.) and disenfranchised (poor, underclass) first and most people support these actions since these people are "evil".

      Civil rights such as the right to bear arms.

      The problem is that once "they" have established the right to take away civil rights, they can come after anyone (even you) if they don't like what you are saying or doing... it's a slippery slope.

      So the ACLU by not defending the right to bear arms is helping "them" establish the right to take away civil rights, thus pushing all civil rights for everyone down this slippery slope.

      Nothing against the ACLU in particular (I think they serve a valuable purpose), just pointing out the dubiousness of slippery slope arguments.

    38. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      If you don't know what a dumbledor is I will let you look it up in an dictionary, preferably the Oxford English Dictionary.

      According to dictionary.com (wikipedia offered no help, just the Harry Potter reference)

      Dumbledor: A bumblebee; also, a cockchafer.

      Which of course led me to look up "cockshafer". (After I looked at it again to make sure it didn't say what I thought it said.)

      Cockchafer: Any of various European beetles of the family Scarabaeidae, especially Melolontha melolontha, which is destructive to plants.

      And since I was tired of looking up words, I just came to the conclusion that it is a bug of some kind.

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    39. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why do we have the NRA? Because the ACLU doesn't defend this right; we need another organization to pick up the slack.

      Yeah, that's why the NRA has been around since 1871, and the ACLU has been around since 1917...

    40. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by AoT · · Score: 1

      Um, the NRA was founded 50 years before the ACLU, that is why we have the NRA; not as some take-up-the-slack-from-the-ACLU organization. And if you are for religious freedom and the seperation of church and state then you should be for the ACLU's mission.

    41. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      OK playing Devil's Advocate here. What about religions that require daily prayer. Should they be allowed to do that at school? Doesn't that mean one religion is given extra.

      The problem with all these things is that if you do one thing for one group it HAS to be done for the others, and unfortunately it's normally the minorities and not the majorities. One examplt. MOBO, the Music Of Black Origin awards. If I started up the MOWO awards do you think there would be cries of it being racist?

      You have to allow it all or ban it all, there is no real middle ground because that would give favour to one group or other (Christian worship isn't allowed, but Muslim prayer is for example isn't fair on Christians).

      Just remember that South Park episode where they turned Christmas into the 'winterval' crap that bugs the hell out of me (for info I'm not really religious) because people banned ANYTHING religious. Unfortunately almost everything has some religion in (OK I know someone will reply and point out 10 thing that aren't but you get the idea).

      Anyway enough ranting from me, someone else can continue if they want :P

    42. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Again, IANAL. If I was, my spelling would probably be better :-)

      Notice that I said that prayer should be more limited than prayer at say, a legislative body, not that it should be banned altogether. If you have, say, a Muslim who is expected to pray in a particular way at certain times of the day, I think that schools should work to accomodate that need. Accomodating a group of students who are required by their religion to perform certain observences is something I see no problem with. Having the school involved in or approving of prayers at the beginning of activities is different (though again I see no problem when Congress does it).

      But again you have the issue of whether requesting that children say the Pledge of Allegience with the phrase "Under God" constitutes a problem under the 1st Amendment. While it is generally argued that this is not an endorsement of a religion, it does seem to me that it is an endorsement of a certain type of religion and affords no inclusion of quasi-atheist religions such as Buddhism or polytheistic religions such as Hinduism. I guess we could change it to "Under any God or Gods we believe to exist" but then I suppose the Christians would have a problem. Again, because we have mandatory education laws, the requirement of inclusiveness is higher with public schools than with other governmental organizations. If the Army wants to use the Pledge with that phrase, I have no problem with it, provided that nobody is required to speak that phrase. I assume that Buddhists and Hindus as adults are perfectly capable of omitting that phrase without feeling like they are necessarily at a disadvantage in terms of inclusion in our country's system. So saying that this is a problem in public schools does not necessarily translate into changing what is printed on our money.

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    43. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by vishbar · · Score: 2, Informative
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    44. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by mspohr · · Score: 1
      Before you assume that the ACLU doesn't defend the second amendment, you should do a little research on their web site. A search for "second amendment" retrieves 27 articles where they are acting to assist second amendment rights. Many of these are in reference to the "Patriot Act" where national identification cards are being proposed and are they are working with the NRA, the Second Ammendment Foundation, and others to restrict government use of ID.

      So as I said, the ACLU does often have to support odious or unpopular people and organizations to support all of our civil rights.

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    45. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of my civil rights as a law-abiding citizen is my right to own a gun. Why do we have the NRA? Because the ACLU doesn't defend this right; we need another organization to pick up the slack.

      The problem isn't their mission, but the selective way they pursue it.


      Which violation of the 2nd Amendment are you talking about that the ACLU has not been there to defend? The Supreme Court has stated that a state has the right to restrict the types of weapons that a person may own. If a state says 'Only white Americans between the ages of 21 and 40 may own a gun' the ACLU would be there to defend it.

      Don't get caught up in the NRAs hype. The ACLUs only purpose is to defend our Civil Liberties. Not defending your right to own a nuke is not a reason to think they are bad.

    46. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      On the subject of Muslim prayers in public schools:

              A public school is supposed to be an institution of learning, not a f*cking prison. Attendance shouldn't even be mandatory. Hall passes should not be required to go to the bathroom. Getting up to pray as dictated by your religion should not be a big deal.

              My wife grew up in the Soviet Union and found US public schools to be remarkably more oppressive.

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    47. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does any one else see the humor in TripMaster Monkey posting about ludicrous pen names?

    48. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subscribe and hope that the money goes to hiring more competent lawyers?

    49. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 3, Insightful
      They're quick to defend the rights of an artist who has created something that some people find objectionable...provided that it's not a Christian nativity scene on someone's front lawn that non-Christians find objectionable. The ACLU is strangely silent when that happens.

      Oh is it? "September 20, 2005: ACLU of New Jersey joins lawsuit supporting second-grader's right to sing "Awesome God" at a talent show." "December 22, 2004: ACLU of New Jersey successfully defends right of religious expression by jurors." "November 9, 2004: ACLU of Nevada defends a Mormon student who was suspended after wearing a T-shirt with a religious message to school." "August 11, 2004: ACLU of Nebraska defends church facing eviction by the city of Lincoln." "February 21, 2003: ACLU of Massachusetts defends students punished for distributing candy canes with religious messages." "July 11, 2002: ACLU supports right of Iowa students to distribute Christian literature at school." April 17, 2002: In a victory for the Rev. Jerry Falwell and the ACLU of Virginia, a federal judge strikes down a provision of the Virginia Constitution that bans religious organizations from incorporating." "January 18, 2002: ACLU defends Christian church's right to run "anti-Santa" ads in Boston subways."

      Wow, that ACLU sure does turn a blind eye to protecting religion.

      I'm quite sure that if a city specifically shut down a nativity scene on private property that the ACLU would be all over it. (Assuming, of course, that the situation was biased. If the city shut down everything on everyone's lawns, navity scenes and garden gnomes alike, it would be stupid, but legal and fair.)

      One of my civil rights as a law-abiding citizen is my right to own a gun. Why do we have the NRA? Because the ACLU doesn't defend this right; we need another organization to pick up the slack.

      Why do we have an EFF? The ACLU already spends lots of effort fighting for the exact same causes that the EFF does. Ultimately because some peopl prefer to focus in particular areas more than the ACLU does. I suspect the NRA would exist even if the ACLU did defend gun rights.

      On that particular issue, well, yes, the ACLU has a different interpretation of the second amendment. I don't actually agree with their assessment, but they're hardly hostile to gun ownership Unless you found the organization, I doubt you'll find an organization that you entirely agree with. I chose to accept that and support several organizations that work in areas I care about.

    50. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by maroonhat · · Score: 1
      well, except for the 'internet' part.


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    51. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>The old saying... "I may not agree with what you are saying but I will defend (to the death) your right to say it." (attributed to Voltaire)

      If only they actually meant it.

      Unfortunately, there is a tendancy for speech that the ACLU disagrees to be labelled "hate speech" which means that they don't have to fight to the death to say it. Since, you know, it's hate speech.

      It makes for interesting debates:

      Gay Rights Activist: Gays deserve full rights.
      ACLU: I WILL FIGHT TO MY DEATH TO DEFEND THIS
      Christian Fundamentalist (not my favorite people, but useful as an example): The Bible says homosexualism is bad
      ACLU: OMG HAXX0R HATE SPEECH

      And yeah, the ACLU always seems to talk with caps on. =)

      But the point is, it's hard to hold a debate in a free and open society when people try just shouting down anyone they disagree with. Whats worse is that many people condone / encourage that practice.

      Is anyone else both a member of the ACLU and the NRA? I think it's valuable to always see arguments on both sides of the fence.

    52. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Whether or not you agree with all their points isn't always the largest concern. You can disagree with someone idealistically, but to decline their assistance in one area because of ideology is foolish if you actually want to win. The enemy of your enemy is your friend.

    53. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by stygianguest · · Score: 1

      Your example seems flawed to me. In both cases it's not actually about free speech. Both the homosexuals and the fundis are allowed to say what they think about homosexualism, which they obviously do. Correct me if i'm wrong but I don't think anyone has been put away for any such thing (yet).

      Since I'm not from the USA I have no idea what the ACLU is, but from what i've read until now, it seems an organization that should defend civil rights. Well, I think the case here actually is pretty simple: the gay activists say they are entitled to 'full rights' (well, let's say, gay marriage). So they're saying their civil liberties are in danger, in which case the ACLU helps.

      The fundis however, are trying to prevent the homosexuals to get the rights. So they want to restrict civil liberties and thus are opposing the ACLU in this matter. Of course you could turn around the fundis' argument as their civil right not to live in a country where gays have the right to marry.
      I think that way of reasoning is useless since it's an endless path (what about the rights of gays not to live in a country where christians have the right .. etc).

      I do realise that this might not really be the point of your post altogether, I just had to say :P

    54. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you refer to specific examples, or are you just going on the popular assumption that the ACLU conforms to liberal stereotypes?

    55. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by wondercool · · Score: 1

      Oh, Oh, not good, more important is: where is the link to LOST battles?

    56. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "On that particular issue, well, yes, the ACLU has a different interpretation of the second amendment."

      That's putting it mildly. They should have stuck with the "yeah we are ignoring the second amendment" answer. This "collective right" nonsense is typical liberal bullshit. Why don't they try applying that same interpretation to the first amendment? Its absolutely ridiculous to think they could read the entire constitution and come up with that meaning for the second amendment and a completely different meaning for the first. PEOPLE means PEOPLE not STATE!

      There is no way I would ever give them any of my hard earned money after reading that link. Its bad enough that they represent pedophiles for free but add both of these together and they will never see a penny of my money until they get an A CLUE!

    57. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Here is the ACLU's official policy on hate speech:
      http://www.aclu.org//studentsrights/expression/128 08pub19941231.html

      But the whole debate over homosexuality is an easy target where the ACLU clearly shows a double standard. They worked to actively deny the right of a private organization to chose who it associates with (google ACLU vs Boy Scouts), one of the most basic freedoms of a free society.

      When a group of fundies were arrested for protesting a gay rights even, one of the charges was hate speech -- simply for having signs that said the Bible says gay sex is wrong, etc. The ACLU declined to support their case.

      (Amusing video of the "hateful" actions that got them put on trial for a maximum 45 year sentence: http://www.afa.net/clp/videos/philly11.wmv)

      MUCH more timid than the gay activists, especially including the ones I see here in San Francisco.

      Any way you slice it, they're not following the I'll Die to Defend it line.

    58. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      You didn't specify exactly what positions of the ACLU you oppose, but I would like to point out that there are some issues where there has been overwhelming anti-ACLU propaganda that outright lies about their position and misrepresents the court cases involved.

      Probably the most notable example is that many people have been misled into thinking that the ACLU opposes student's right to pray in school. The ACLU in fact supports student's right to pray in school, and their website has an open invitation for students to seek their aid if any school attempts to interfere with that right.

      The ACLU opposes (and consistantly wins in court) any attempt by government officials to use the force of government to either promote or suppress prayer by students. It's easy to explain the propaganda here... the propagandists simply conseal the fact that it is the use of the force of government to promote prayer and they go into full spin mode claiming that the ACLU is targeting religion or prayer itself. It seems all religion cases get spun this way by the radical religious right... they want to try to use the force of government to promote their religious beleifs and they call it an attack on religion when the ACLU and virtually every single court on the country says "NO, the government cannot do that". The ACLU rupports religious displays in public, and even on government land, but they oppose the force of government being used to either promote or suppress any religion or religious belief.

      If was some other position that you majorly dissagree with the ACLU, I'd be curious what it is.

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    59. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The ACLU declined to support their case... they're not following the I'll Die to Defend it line.

      I only wish that the ACLU were CAPABLE of participating in every single such case. It hardly discredits the ACLU to cite the fact that they do not participate in probably 99% of such cases.

      The ACLU spends all the money it can fighting these cases and persuing them through appellate level and up through the Supreme Court and getting these laws struck down, and everyone gets the benefit (including fundie bigoted hate speech).

      ACLU vs Boy Scouts

      I have only reviewed those cases superficially, but it seems to me that the problem only crops up due to the Boy Scouts getting VERY special favor from the government to the extent of becoming a quasi-governmental public organization. The cases I looked at all centered around some government involvement. A variety of laws have been passed at a variety of levels of government explicitly granting special governmental favors and quasi-governmental status to the Boy Scouts.

      In many cases the Boy Scouts have been signifigantly blurred the line between "private club" and public entity. It's a gery grey area with some very thorny issues. If the Boy Scouts want to rely on their status as a "private club" then they may need to be a little more careful about soliciting or embracing "gifts" of special status that legislators are often inclined to bestow upon them in some flag-waving apple-pie performance to show how patriotic they are.

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    60. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      there is a tendancy for speech that the ACLU disagrees to be labelled "hate speech" which means that they don't have to fight to the death to say it

      The ACLU actively defends "hate speech", including speech they vehemently dissagree with. As I said elsewhere, I only wish it were POSSIBLE for them to participate in every such case. It's not.

      Is anyone else both a member of the ACLU and the NRA? I think it's valuable to always see arguments on both sides of the fence.

      Huh? That is ONE side of the fence + someone sitting passively ON the fence line. That hardly qualifies as "both sides". The other side of the fence would be some group lobbying for gun control and jumping into court cases to battle on the anti-gun side.

      shouting down anyone they disagree with

      Everyone has the right to try to "shout down" others. That's free speech.
      The issue is when someone tries to bring the force of government to bear to supress certain speech.

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    61. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      They're quick to defend the rights of an artist who has created something that some people find objectionable...provided that it's not a Christian nativity scene on someone's front lawn that non-Christians find objectionable.

      You need to stop reading so much radical religious rightwing propaganda. Your example is just plain stupid. There has never to my knowledge been any case battleing private religious displays on private property, and if there were such a case and the ACLU did get involved, they would be in there DEFENDING the rigious display. They have done it before, and they will do it again.

      In fact the ACLU fought and won a lawsuit for a Bible quote to be INCLUDED in a highschool yearbook, and they even jumped in to defend a religious display on government land.

      In the first case a highschool permitted each student space in the yearbook to contribute a comment or quote. The school attempted to prohibt that religious content in the yearbook based on a misguided understanding of Separation of Cheuch and State - the exact same absurd strawman interpretation of Separation of Church and State being claimed by the radical religious right. The ACLU jumped in to argue that it was individual speech (not government speech), and that it was unconstitiutional for the government to cencor that speech for its religious content.

      The second case was a logal government trying to prohibit people from performing baptisms in a lake at a public park. It was a private display of religion, and therefore NOT a Separation of Church and state issue. The ACLU jumped in to defend the Freedom of Religion to engage in religions activites and religious expression and religious display - even on government land.

      The ACLU website also explicitly supports the right of kids to pray in school, and has an open invitation for kids to seek ACLU assistance if this right is infringed.

      Rightwing propaganda simply lies about the ACLU school prayer cases. They try to claim that the ACLU is trying to deny kids the right to pray in school, and as I just said that is the exact opposite of the truth. They try to claim that the ACLU is attacking religion. In fact every ACLU school prayer case has targeted attempts to use the force of government to promote or supress student prayer. Cases involving school officials acting in an official capacity as agents of the government itself and abusing their governmental powers against the students to push their religious agenda. The force of government cannot be used to promote prayer any more than it can be used to supress prayer.

      Freedom of Religion means that students have the right to pray in school, and Separation of Church and State means that the force of government cannot be used to promote or suppress any religion or religious belief.

      Religious freedom means freedom from the force of government being used against you. Separation of Church and State is the very means and the very definition of Freedom of Religion. Freedom from the force of government being used against you. The ACLU is not anti-religion at all. The ACLU defends the right of Freedom of Religion. The ACLU are only enemies of those who wish to usurp the force of government for push their religion or religious beleifs upon others, and they are being dishonest (or paranoid) when they try to claim that the ACLU is attacking religion itself.

      Why do we have the NRA? Because the ACLU doesn't defend this right

      As someone else pointed out, that is nonsense. The NRA was established LONG before the ACLU. The ACLU has a passive policy statement agreeing with the current Supreme Court position on the subject, but that aside you have it backwards. The pre-existance of the NRA is a powerful reason for the ACLU *NOT* to expend their limited resources fighting in support of gun rights. There is already a very powerful organisation with hugre resourses already dedicated solely in support of gun rights. It would be innefficent and inneffecive for the ACLU to

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    62. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Your point is valid and I was absolutely wrong to conjure up that example. The example I came up with was just some stupid BS I pulled out of my ass; I don't read, listen or watch any "rightwing religious propaganda" (unless you consider NPR newscasts rightwing religious propaganda). Even the people who do are intelligent enough to pick out the lies from the truth; they believe what they hear because they choose to, not because they lack the ability. Calling what they read "rightwing religious propaganda" then only pisses them off... at you, not at the fact that they've been lied to.

      So this talk about "rightwing religious propaganda" really detracts from what is a very well-made and accurate point. Even though I know you're right, you don't need to make it so difficult for me to agree with you.

    63. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, sorry :D

      On re-reading your post I see it didn't say quite what I thought it said. My careless reading was definitely a contributing factor there.

      Sometimes it gets really hard to keep a welcoming friendly tone on certain subjects after a large number of very frustrating arguments with very frustrating people... in particular people who *do* believe that the ACLU is some atheist conspiracy out to exterminate God. People with the amazing ability to dismiss multiple examples of the ACLU supporting religion as some sorts of "mistakes". (My mind boggles... participating in a court case and accidentally filing complex legal briefs on the wrong side... mistakes?!?) That those "mistakes" do not mean anything, that they do not say anything about the ACLU's position or motives, and that that the ACLU's sole purpose in life is to exterminate God.

      After going through it multipule times, just seeing the ACLU placed in a bogus anti-Christian setting like that pulled up the string of points and logic that I wrote repeatedly before, and the exasperated tone from the end of those arguments came with it. (The ACLU defends religion by mistake?!? I still boggle at that level of denial.)

      I generally try to keep a better tone and I know it's a lot more effective. It can be all too easy to slip into flamage mode on the 'net when posting while tired or in a bad mood. Heh.

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    64. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Oh, it was my fault, and there's no need for you to apologize; as you can see by the large number of replies you're clearly not the only one getting that impression. I made a claim, and then I utterly failed to back it up with anything remotely resembling facts. And I'll be the first one to jump on someone else's ass if they ever do that, so all the worse for me to have done it the wrong way. I should've known better.

    65. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>The issue is when someone tries to bring the force of government to bear to supress certain speech.

      Yes, for example -- Broward County schools (who allows churches of various sects to operate at its sites, various ethnic-based organizations, etc., which constitutes a public forum), when they choose to disallow the boy scouts to operate at their sites solely because of their beliefs, this violates their right to free speech, freedom of association, and equal protection. The government was trying for supress certain speech.

      Again, guess which side of the issue the ACLU was on?

    66. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Castar · · Score: 1

      John Stuart Mill said, paraphrased, that the only speech that needs protecting is unpopular speech. When something is believed by the majority, it usually requires no protection - if I were to hold a protest with signs saying "Killing healthy human adults is MURDER!", probably no one would try to repress my ideas. However, if I had a sign saying "Fur is MURDER!" (or "Abortion is MURDER!") it would be a lot more popular to try to prevent me... despite the fact that the act itself is the same!

      It's interesting to look at civil liberties in that light - 50 years ago, the speech that needed defending was black people standing up for their rights. Today, the speech that needs defending *based on the same principle* is the marching of neo-nazis and the KKK. Is it strange that the ACLU could have been on both sides in that issue? Not when you realize that they're defending the same essential thing in both cases, but the tide of public opinion has shifted.

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    67. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      It would have helped had you provided a link to the case you mean, prefferably a link to the actual court case rather than just a news report.

      I've done some Googling to find the case you mean. Thus far I have been unable to locate any court link, or even any referrence to any final outcome. Only a few indirect descriptions about a preliminary injunction. I'd be much more comfortable if I could read primary documents on the case, but I'll give my impression based on the indirect sources.

      First of all your statement "disallow the boy scouts to operate at their sites solely because of their beliefs" appears false, and they do not appear to have placed limits on speech. What *DID* happen was that government contracted priviledged usage of government facilities, and and while I cannot find the exact language, it appears the terms were that government participation and access and usage of government facilities not involve ACTUAL discrimination.

      In other words that ou can BELIEVE white superiority, and you can speak all you like about white superiority, but that the government would not engage in special bussing services restricted to white children. If you wanted to run a white-power arts and crafts event, and if the bussing facilities to the event and the usage of the school facilities of the event were open to black kids, then you could have all the discriminatory beliefs and speech you like.

      There was a New Jersey Boy Scouts case that had similar issues, and which went the Supreme Court with a 5-4 decision. If you want to blame the ACLU for mere participation in the case the question is not merely whether they won or lost, but whether there was a reasonable issue and argument. It appears this case had some of the same tricky borderline issues of speech vs actual act of discrimination, combined with the tricky borderline issue of private vs government/public, and of exactly where there government can and does come down between them. The kind of tricky cases where there are valid arguments on both sides.

      If you can find a link to the actual court ruling and documents, I'd like to take a look at them. Anything and everything I said above is open to revision once I can see the actual facts of the case. It is very easy for critical aspects of court cases to be left out or subjected to severe spin in secondhand and thirdhand sources.

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    68. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Sure, no problem. Here's the injunction written by the judge, including all the finding of fact.

      Says what I said, that the schools provided a limited open platform for speech, and the job of the government is not to discriminate among viewpoints that use that platform. You either allow all viewpoints to use your facilities, or none.

      http://www.netside.net/usdcfls/publications/00cv77 76.pdf

    69. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Are you sure the ACLU participated in this case? Based on your link I was able to Googling and find other court documents in the case, including amicus, but not one from the ACLU.

      Your link confirms what I said about the school side of the argument being against acts of disrimination (Policy 1341), as opposed to speech or views (page 2). The school's argument and intent (and presumably the ACLU if they submitted an amicus on this point) was not targted at speech or beliefs. There likely would have been no case at all had it merely been an issue of the Boy Scout's speech and beliefs.

      It also confirms it is indisputed that the Boy Scouts violated the terms of the contract, and that the school had the right to terminate that contract (pages 17-18), and that the school had right to terminate various special priviledges and assistance the school was providing the Scouts (page 22 and final sentences of page 28).

      The judge also notes on page 3 that it was a difficult case for many reasons. A difficult case is one where both sides have valid arguments, one where two or more valid arguments or principals come into conflict.

      So while I still cannot comment on the ACLU's participation (if any), it is clear that participation by them (even on the losing side) would not have been unreasonable. There were complex and legitimate issues, and the school side was correct and did win in some aspects.

      As I said this case is at the crossroads of multiple tricky lines. The school used used one reasoning to draw the line in one place, and the court used different reasoning to draw the line at a slightly different spot. A question of at what LEVEL the use would be nondiscriminatory. The judge placed it at the between-group level, rather than during each group usage.

      And if you ask me this ruling is anything BUT loss for the ACLU. The judge effectively ruled that no school could deny a gay and lesibian group equal access. So whether or not the ACLU submitted anything in this case, I'd say the outcome is good for the ACLU.

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    70. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      They have been involved in the attacks across the country, dunno if they were involved in that exact one. Our local ACLU was the primary group pushing for the exlusion of Boy Scouts from all public lands in San Diego.

      Here's our local ACLU's page attacking the Boy Scouts:
      http://www.aclusandiego.org/boy_scouts/

      Here's a take on it from the other viewpoint:
      http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/zeiger/040114

      and the scouting site:
      http://www.defendscouting.com/sldf/

      But an essential fact that most people don't know is that the freedom of association has been determined to be one of the components of the 1st Amendment freedom of free speech:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_associatio n

      A society, such as the Boy Scouts, has the right to determine who they associate with, in the same manner than a Catholic church cannot be sued because they did not choose a Buddhist as their new priest. Additionally, the government has the ability to have relations with private groups that discriminate in their membership, as long as the government does not favor one over the other. In other words, at a local high school, they let church groups run after school programs as part of their greater after school program. The local Catholics and Lutherans both run programs and get funding for it. There's no Jewish or Muslim group -- but if such a group offered, the school would have to treat them equally.

      That's that part that most atheists get tripped up on. They see these religious groups operating programs at schools and flip out and file lawsuits which then cost the schools way too much money even if they're in the right. (In fact, that's what happened at one area school. They also sued the Lutheran church when the church traded city land in our area for church land in another area. It was a fair trade, but a litigatious atheist thought the law said the government can't deal with churches at all. He lost, though after costing the church a ton of money defending the trade.)

      The sticky part about the Boy Scouts is that they have *history*. There's just no other identical organization that's been around for 90 years. Over the years, the Boy Scouts have dumped millions of their own dollars, and thousands of man-hours of effort into improving the CITY facilities they lease (for $1/month). It's impossible to say they get favorable/inequal treatment simply because there are NOT any other groups that have spent millions in San Diego improving city buildings, so it's a white elephant to claim they're getting free rent whereas everyone else has to pay. And as an amusing side note: the facilities they maintain is used to run an LBGTA kids camp during the summer when the Boy Scouts aren't using it.

      And to come back to my original point in my first post, it is the ACLU is leading this attack on the freedom of association. They have a certain set of morals, which are different from the morals of the Boy Scouts, and are using lawsuits and politics to pressure them into accepting gay scout leaders. This is a blatantly contradictory stance for an organization that claims to be the defenders of the 1st Amendment.

    71. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Here's our local ACLU's page attacking the Boy Scouts:
      http://www.aclusandiego.org/boy_scouts/


      Ummm... aren't you defeating your own argument by citing a case in which the ACLU was RIGHT and WON in court?

      I thought you were trying to show the ACLU doing something wrong? When their argument is vindicated in court that is hardly evidence that they are off in outer space doing something nonsensical.

      Here's a take on it from the other viewpoint:
      http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/zeiger/040114


      Chuckle. I browsed around that site a bit. It seems that their reporting on issues is not merely slanted, their stories on a subject often have very little resemblance to the facts reported by major news organisations on the same story.

      If you want to judge the validity of a court case you need to look at the actual court case. It's bad enough trying to judge the merits of a case based on reliable news reporting, but it is comical to attack a case based on that sort of story with that extreme "reality filter". So call it spin is understatement. I didn't read the court case, but compared to reporting on the case it is quite clear that they left many facts out and they placed other items in missleading or even fradulent context.

      Most of all I'd like to note that that site seems massively dedicated to rejecting our system of law. Everywhere I look I'm seeing them wanting to toss out our Constitutional law and bitching and moaning about the endless court rulings - many of them Supreme Court rulings that they want to reverse.

      If they are opposed to our system of Constitutional law, well ok... but that is hardly a criticism of the ACLU for properly behaving and winning under our established system of Constitutional law.

      and the scouting site:
      http://www.defendscouting.com/sldf/


      Huh? They didn't like the court ruling against them. So what?

      Was there supposed to be some evidence at that site indicating that the ACLU had done something wrong? You know, as in brought unreasonable cases or made unreasonable arguments in court?

      But an essential fact that most people don't know is that the freedom of association has been determined to be one of the components of the 1st Amendment freedom of free speech:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_associatio n


      And a fact that you probably didn't know was that Freedom of Association is extremely new law, and that much of it has been written through cases in which the ACLU participated.

      It mostly appeared in the 60's and civil rights cases, and it's only in the last few years that it has been applied in a new way in the Boy Scout's and similar cases.

      For example there were two similar state laws banning discrimination by public organisations, one in New York and one in New Jersey, and a Supreme Court case involving each of them. In the 1988 New York case the Supreme Court ruled UNANIMOUSLY against the "Freedom of Association" defense. The court ruled that the law could prohibit public organisations from discrimination. The other case, wich you have probably heard of, was the New Jersy law prohibiting discrimination in 2000 Boy Scouts of America v. Dale case. The one about the Boy Scouts throwing out a gay Scout Leader of 12 years. The Supreme Court ruling was a sharply divided 5-4, and it did carve out an exemption to the state anti-discrimination law for the Boy Scouts on "Freedom of Assosiation" reasoning.

      So yes there is the Freedom of Association, but it is new law still being written, and even the Supreme Court is sharply divided over exactly where to draw the line.

      Yes, we could discuss the details of Freedom of Association and the reasoning of why the Supreme Court drew the line where they di

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    72. Re:'Inflammatory' indeed. by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Of course both sides are biased. Whenever I research a debate, I always read as much biased material I can find on both sides, so that I can make an informed opinion.

      Freedom of Association is a concept that only has come into the fore recently because it has been implicit in American society since the founding of the country. Could you imagine someone suing the freemasons in the late 1700s demanding to be let in, even though he was an avowed atheist? Or minorities suing the KKK demanding to be allowed in? Or Lutherans suing the Cathlolic church, demanding to be allowed to be a priest? It's part of that whole "freedom" thing. =)

      The ACLU is actively working to apply pressure to the Boy Scouts to eliminate their right to choose who they associate with. This is the hypocritical aspect of the ACLU that I take issue with.

      Otherwise I think we're both arguing in the same direction -- the government shouldn't give preferential treatment to one religion or private group based on their religion. But this is NOT the same as saying the government cannot have intercourse with religious groups at all (the mythic "wall between church and state"), or that the government can have intercourse with every group except Christians -- which is unfortunately the current policy at San Diego City Schools. In my 2nd grade classroom back in the day, we lit a menorrah, sang Hannukah songs, spun dreidels, but prohibited from singing Christmas songs, even non-religious ones like Jingle Bells. I still work with schools as part of my job. Last school I was at had two posters up in the hallyway, one explaining the meaning of Hannukah, the other Kwanzaa (what each day represents, etc.) This anti-preferential treatment towards Christianity has been going on for over 20 years, but the ACLU chooses instead to sue the Boy Scouts for receiving preferential treament.

      I don't need to reiterate my stance again. The Boy Scouts had entered into a covenent with the city 50 years ago, wherein they'd pay for maintanence and improvements to the park in exchange for essentially free lease of the land. This was a fair deal. By ordering the city to break the agreement with the scouts, the judge essentially ruled it was illegal for the city to have intercourse with a private or religious group (unless, one presumes, the city can build 10 Balboa Parks and allow 10 different groups to each build their own camp on it).

      The deciding factor, of course, falls on what defines "preferential treatment". I obviously think the deal was fair, you probably don't. It's fine for people to disagree on where the line should be drawn. That's not really what troubles me.

      What troubles me is that the ACLU is actively pressuring a private and religius group to change its beliefs. This is theoretically antithetical to the mission of the ACLU. Don't believe me? "If they do not [change their beliefs], the ACLU will continue to seek ways to change the Boy Scouts' discriminatory policy." (http://www.aclusandiego.org/boy_scouts/BOYSCOUTS. htm)

      And of course, they have a pressure web site dedicated solely for this purpose, to encourage other agencies to join against the Boy Scouts, and/or cut off all contact and support for them.
      http://aclusandiego.org/boy_scouts/dissociating.ht ml

      How is this a goal for an organization that supposedly feels that Americans should be able to decide for themselves what they want to believe? That applies economic pressure to eliminate their Freedom of Association?

  2. No it's not by SComps · · Score: 0

    It's not better to fight the good fight. Not when it does no good and actually does harm in the process.

    1. Re:No it's not by sbrown123 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I have watch telecoms do some really rotten things to get legal precedence: they sue themselves. Well, not directly by name but rather by a specially funded 3rd party or contacts through FCC. Why? Well, image your telecoms A, B, and C and really would prefer there not be any competition. Then theres this startup telecom called Vonage that risks forcing telecoms A, B, and C of having to reduce costs to compete. So you press for a special feature only they have. Something like Extended 911. You then pocket some senators to yell and scream that E911 needs to be mandatory to ensure the safety of god fearing, hard working Americans. Okay, FCC gets yelled at by said senators and takes telecoms A, B, and C to court. Telecoms A, B, and C cry and moan for about two minutes and then give in to the FCC's demands that they use Extended 911. This new legal precedence ofcourse also effects Vonage. Vonage is screwed because only Telecoms A, B, and C have E911 and they are not allowed to the party.

  3. What do you think? by waynegoode · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What do you think? Isn't it better to fight the good fight?

    As the article clearly states, the question is not whether to "fight the good fight", but rather, who should fight the good fight. The article isn't inflammatory. It asks the legitimate question of whether the EFF should handle the Sony DRM case.

    1. Re:What do you think? by tehwebguy · · Score: 1

      i agree. /. editor's question is ignorant.

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    2. Re:What do you think? by Ayaress · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I guess you didn't RTFA? Or the URL? for example, did you notice the URL says, /eff_needs_to_die/?

      Perhaps you didn't read the big that says, "the worst possible development would be to find the EFF arguing the case"? Second page, the EFF's credited with blowing a case that "only an EFF principal could blow" despite the fact that the article even says directly above that the case isn't closed yet.

      Then it gets into just plain meaningless slamming of Gilmore, suggesting that the EFF is only fighting to protect the rights of air travelers because Gilmore, "doesn't like to be searched, and thinks only about himself," obliquely accuses him of intentionally submarining efforts of rights advocates, page one even suggests that he sides with porkbarrel politicians.

      Just to round it all off, the writer, who just finished writing the most arrogant article I've read outside of my local "news" has his little description of himself. I would have left that off, myself, it's in very poor representation of him after the article: "He did poorly in school but his family is rich and well connected, so he's served as CEO of numerous... ventures that...no longer exist," and, "his mission is to bring honor and dignity to the IT profession" after just indulging in unabashed ad hominem attacks on the end of an otherwise passable article, and finally, "His keen insight as a global techno-visionary is matched only by his Christian humility."

      Judging by his unrepentent lack of humlity, I guess he's not that great of a visionary either.

    3. Re:What do you think? by Alan+Livingston · · Score: 1, Funny
      ... /. editor's question is ignorant.

      What? You would expect something different than ignorance from Zonk the Fuck-tard?
    4. Re:What do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Missed the joke, huh?

    5. Re:What do you think? by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      Satire you moron.

    6. Re:What do you think? by Delphiki · · Score: 1
      Second page, the EFF's credited with blowing a case that "only an EFF principal could blow" despite the fact that the article even says directly above that the case isn't closed yet.

      So the case isn't closed yet. But does any person even remotely aware of current events think that the case has a chance if they're trying to make it so that you don't have to be searched to fly? I can't think of a better analogy than a sports one at the moment, so that's like saying that a football team didn't necessarily screw up, when they're down 52-0 in the fourth quarter. Sure, it's not over, but it might as well be.

      obliquely accuses him of intentionally submarining efforts of rights advocates, page one even suggests that he sides with porkbarrel politicians.

      So, you read the article... but it seems like you're blaming the author for something that you inserted between the lines or that your reading comprehension skills are sub-par. The only attack I saw was that the guy was extremely short sighted for screwing up the winnable fight because he just hated being searched. I don't see any accusation of him siding with porkbarrel politicians.

      Judging by his unrepentent lack of humlity, I guess he's not that great of a visionary either.

      Yeah, the description of him was what's called a joke. Not a very good one in my opinion, but jesus, calm the hell down.

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    7. Re:What do you think? by 72beetle · · Score: 1

      Hell, SOMEBODY had to fill John Katz's shoes.

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    8. Re:What do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't see the bit about pork? Read again. First page. It clearly says that the EFF settled a winnable case in favor of pork.

    9. Re:What do you think? by Delphiki · · Score: 1
      They sent Lawrence Lessig before the US Supreme Court to make a muddle of Eldred v. Ashcroft, an important case that's now settled in favor of the media pigopolists.

      Is that the quote you mean? I'm reading that to mean that they screwed up the case and lost, and when he says settled in favor of the media pigopolists, I took that to mean that the case was closed and that it ended in the pigopolists favor. Settled and settled out of court aren't the same thing necessarily. So I disagree that he was accusing them of being anything other than incompetent with that, assuming that's the quote you meant.

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  4. Ignore theregister by bwd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know why slashdot posts links to this reactionary tech-tabloid. All they do is troll for hits to their outlandish articles. They rarely have any content of worth, and when they do, it's overshadowed by their poor writing style and use of reactionary language.

    1. Re:Ignore theregister by SComps · · Score: 1


      birds of a feather. Actually I like The Register. Not because I rely on it for news or even objective reporting. They don't claim to be objective.. ever.. well there was that one time but I believe there was a tongue planted firmly in a cheek. Most likely an ass cheek but hey.

    2. Re:Ignore theregister by upside · · Score: 1

      Your comment was probably noticed by the BOFH. I'd skip work for a week or two if I were you.

      Seriously, I think so much of tech journalism is led by marketing machinery it's good to have some disrespective, thoroughly sceptical writing out there. Maybe their humour just isn't your type.

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    3. Re:Ignore theregister by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      Well said. Perhaps most importantly, editorial != news An editorial about something in a major paper from a respected author is important enough to merit coverage sometimes, because it reflects what the general public reads about technology issues, and also forms the public opinion. But this is just some guy's rantings, rantings which are crappy and rantings that /. just legitimized.

    4. Re:Ignore theregister by everphilski · · Score: 1

      They rarely have any content of worth, and when they do, it's overshadowed by their poor writing style and use of reactionary language.

      ... kinda like /., huh? Gonna have to check this place out...

      -everphilski-

    5. Re:Ignore theregister by goatpunch · · Score: 1

      I don't know why your post was made on this reactionary tech-tabloid. All they do is troll for hits to their outlandish articles. They rarely have any content of worth, and when they do, it's overshadowed by their poor writing style and use of reactionary language.

    6. Re:Ignore theregister by Delphiki · · Score: 1
      Well, I usually find the register pretty interesting, and certainly more informative than slashdot. So I don't see what your problem with it is. Unless it's just because they post things you disagree with. But I doubt anyone on slashdot would insult someone for no reason other than disagreeing with them.

      Though that really brings me to what I think is the answer to your question. Slashdot edits apparently love to post links to anyone bashing open source/GNU/FSF/EFF so that they're readers can get all worked up in a tizzy. One of the defining characteristics of slashdot (and often it's readers) seems to be defensiveness.

      But hey, maybe I'm just being defensive because I sort of like the register.

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    7. Re:Ignore theregister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because slashdot is easily trolled you dumbfuck nerd

      must i explain everything to you?

  5. Better by peacefinder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's better to win the good fight.

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  6. If you have to fight by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fight dirty and fight to win. You use any and every method at your disposal to put the other guy down and make sure he doesn't get back up. There is no honour in fighting, there is no glory. There is no good fight.

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    1. Re:If you have to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Mr. Heinlein. It's good to see you've found a way to write from beyond the grave.

      (But come on... "Smith"? Too, too obvious.)

    2. Re:If you have to fight by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

      Your opinion is troubling. I really hope you're not a lawyer.

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    3. Re:If you have to fight by brandonY · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is precisely the correct attitude for war. It is precisely the incorrect attitude for court. The whole idea of a court system is to ennoble man by removing the whole dirty fighting thing.

    4. Re:If you have to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that is just what we tell the suckers so they won't fight as hard.

    5. Re:If you have to fight by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to invoke Godwin's law or anything, but if one were to indeed use any means necessary, then the Nazi's didnt really do anything repugnant with the concentration camps. The Japanese didnt do anything wrong with Pearl Harbor. And Saddam Hussein didnt do anything wrong when he gassed the Kurds. And, using your argument, there wouldnt seem to be anything wrong with the actions of the 9/11 bombers either.

      As in all things, there are limits. The ends do not always justify the means because as someone else put it "what good is it if you win the war but lose your soul?".

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    6. Re:If you have to fight by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 3, Interesting
      There is no honour in fighting, there is no glory. There is no good fight.
      Reminds me of something one of my karate teachers (a wonderful old Cockney gentleman) said to us: "Always fight fair. And by fair fight I mean one in which you don't get hurt."

      With all due respect to the EFF, though, they are fighting a legal rearguard action. The problem is that the legislation they're opposing is meant to be crooked. The courts will ony go so far in opposing the will of Congress and the executive branch. The end goal needs to be repeal of the idiotic laws and regulations that throw away the fundamental rights of the majority in order to keep a dying revenue stream alive a little bit longer.

      And by the way, Snoutintrough is a satirical column.

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    7. Re:If you have to fight by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Hhhmmmm... Terry Pratchett, Night Watch?

    8. Re:If you have to fight by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Uhm, the parent post said: "There is no honour in fighting, there is no glory. There is no good fight." So, yes, all those actions were wrong.

    9. Re:If you have to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, that's the kind of attitude you do *not* want in war. That's the kind of attitude which advocates collective punishment and deploying nuclear weapons against civilian populations.
      That is 'total war', and we hope never to have our backs to the wall like that again.

    10. Re:If you have to fight by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      Yes, that is precisely the correct attitude for war. It is precisely the incorrect attitude for court. The whole idea of a court system is to ennoble man by removing the whole dirty fighting thing.

      This comment highlights the need for a <humor> tag. It's quite funny, but one is left wondering whether the original author intended it to be or not. ;)

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    11. Re:If you have to fight by anaesthetica · · Score: 1
      Two of your examples are false analogies. The Nazis extermination of the Jews was not part of their war effort, if anything it was a diversion of resources from the war effort, driven by their paranoid racist ideology rather than by military calculus. The concentration camps do not count as fighting dirty in World War II--they were quite simply genocidal crimes against humanity. Saddam Hussein's gassing of the Kurds, likewise, was not part of a war effort. It was part of his paranoid racist dictatorial policy. It doesn't really count as fighting dirty, as he wasn't at war with the Kurds, and their gassing wasn't linked directly to a war effort against Iran, Kuwait, or the U.S. The gassing was simply a crime against humanity.

      The Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor could certainly fit the definition of fighting dirty--that's certainly how it was portrayed. But a sneak attack is more or less legitimate, even though it's a crime against the peace and an attack on a non-aggressor. There's nothing especially dirty about it--not like using chemical weapons or torture or what-have-you.

    12. Re:If you have to fight by Alterion · · Score: 1

      and to make the list fair we didn't do anything wring when we dropped nuclear warheads and we didn't do anything wring when we invaded a sovereign nation and killed nearly 30,000 of their innocent civilians... :eyebrows"

    13. Re:If you have to fight by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      "Reminds me of something one of my karate teachers (a wonderful old Cockney gentleman) said to us: "Always fight fair. And by fair fight I mean one in which you don't get hurt." "

      Funnily enough...

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    14. Re:If you have to fight by ArcSecond · · Score: 1
      The Nazis extermination of the Jews was not part of their war effort, if anything it was a diversion of resources from the war effort, driven by their paranoid racist ideology rather than by military calculus. The concentration camps do not count as fighting dirty in World War II--they were quite simply genocidal crimes against humanity.

      Not to defend the Nazis, but you are only half-right. A big part of the concentration camp system was the slave labour that was rented/sold to Nazi-friendly industries. So one could make the case that the systematic destruction of the Jewish population was actually of benefit to the German war effort, in that it provided funds and cheap labour to keep the ball rolling.

      On a side note, without the IBM computer systems they used, they would have been much less efficient in managing and exterminating their force of slave labour.

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    15. Re:If you have to fight by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, and a good point. However, I feel like I ought to point out that the slave labor was only a secondary effect, a side benefit if you will, of the concentration camps. They were not created for the war effort (they were created for "racial purification"), but since they were there, they were used for the war effort.

    16. Re:If you have to fight by Kattana · · Score: 1

      You forgot "and there was nothing wrong with droping nukes on japanese civilians".

    17. Re:If you have to fight by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Yes, that is precisely the correct attitude for war. It is precisely the incorrect attitude for court. The whole idea of a court system is to ennoble man by removing the whole dirty fighting thing.

      Hah! Ennoble? My cousin is a lawyer for a large hotel chain, and the stories he tells makes it pretty clear that the legal system is just a thin veneer of civility over some of the most low-down dirty underhanded scheming duplicitous deviltry the world has ever seen. It's all couched in dry, studious language by Armani-suited, well mannered smooth-talkers, but the best that can be said is that at probably better than trial by combat or trial by ordeal. Some of the crap that goes on would appall a mongol khan.

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    18. Re:If you have to fight by VENONA · · Score: 1

      You just assume that the use of atomic weapons in 1956 was wrong. It's not that clear-cut.

      At least 10^6 American lives were saved. Considering the nature of the Pacific war, begun by suprise attack, largely fought with no quarter given or asked, and that the atomic genie was *already* out of the bottle, I would have supported the use of these weapons. Particularly at the time--it was a very different world then. Newspapers could trumpet the destruction of an enemy city, and the general populace would applaud. WW2 was a nearly global fight to the death, where even the civilian populations of the combatant nations made enormous sacrifices in their day-to-day lives, not including family members who were killed, disfigured, or maimed, in support of the military. They simply wanted it over, ASAP, with as little additional sacrifice as possible.

      That's not to say that any future use of these weapons is necessarily justified, or that proliferation isn't something to be avoided, or that jingoism is appropriate.

      But it's possible that they may be used again, justifiably. In 1996 the International Court of Justice ruled that any use or threat of use of nuclear weapons, other than possibly in the case where the very survival of a nation was threatened, was against international law. Illegal use is more probable, of course. That's one of the things that concerns me about the B61 Mod 11 gravity bomb (nuclear bunker-buster), deployed under the Clinton administration. It seems to me that it's most likely use would be against non-nuclear nations. And it's an argument against deploying new weapons, which the Mod 11 at least arguably is. It was deployed under an administration unlikely to use it, but that made it immediately available to a later administration far more likely to use it illegally.

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    19. Re:If you have to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because there wasn't. Every Japanese citizen alive since 1945 owes the US a debt of gratitude for doing whatever it took to forestall the addition of the erstwhile Empire of Japan to the Soviet sphere of domination.

      The world would be an amazingly-different, and worse, place today if we hadn't put on those two little demos for Uncle Joe.

      Oh, yeah, and it also might (or might not, depending who you ask) have saved a lot of people on both sides from the consequences of a US military invasion. I don't know, or care, about that one way or the other.

    20. Re:If you have to fight by VENONA · · Score: 1

      I missed a serious typo. In the first line, 1956 should obviously be 1945.

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    21. Re:If you have to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That whole "soul" thing is over-rated,
      No soul-deficiency problems were evidenced after we fried the Krauts (Dresden, Hamburg, and so forth), nuked the Japs, or even when Saddam was our buddy and gassed Iranians.
      There is no evil.
      There is no good.
      These are labels we use to justify our conduct.

    22. Re:If you have to fight by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      the firebombing of tokyo killed more innocent people than the nuclear strikes. a conventional invasion would have cost more innocent and military lives, would have destroyed more infrastructure, and wasted more resources.

      there was nothing particularly horrible about the nuclear strikes themselves and even the after effects of radiation can be compared reasonably to burn injuries which can be just as painful.

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    23. Re:If you have to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like that quote, but you could've attributed it to someone or another... It's been around in many variations since Heinlein and probably much earlier.

      What is says to me, that is if you let yourself (through stupidity) get in a situation where you have to fight - then you've already lost. In doing such, there is no negotiation, no desire for agreement or accord.

      You fight, and you fight to win with everything you have. And hope/pray/etc to win 'cause if you don't you're dead.

      Exactly.

    24. Re:If you have to fight by slaida1 · · Score: 1
      the Nazi's didnt really do anything repugnant with the concentration camps. The Japanese didnt do anything wrong with Pearl Harbor. And Saddam Hussein didnt do anything wrong when he gassed the Kurds. And, using your argument, there wouldnt seem to be anything wrong with the actions of the 9/11 bombers either.

      ...and winners get to write the history. Remember that.

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    25. Re:If you have to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think 10^6 is a pretty serious typo as well, given that Japan was already trying to surrender by then...

    26. Re:If you have to fight by VENONA · · Score: 1

      Apparently not very hard. As I understand it, the Japanese were looking for a channel to open negotiations. That might have been a long and costly process, and the US had publicly stated that the surrender must be unconditional. Not terribly surprising, given the way that the war with Japan opened and was waged. After the weapons were used, the Japanese seem to have immediately gotten a lot better at that whole surrender thing.

      Perhaps negotiations would have been short, but we'll never know that, or any other turns history might have taken in a peace negotiation. Perhaps there'd have been no Marshall Plan, or Japan might have lost more territory than the Kuriles to the Russians. Either of those results might have cost Japan more than the two atomic bombings. *Perhaps* many things. We'll simply never know.

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  7. The Cream Gang by minginqunt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A friend, with my cajoling, [The 'Cream Gang'] recently wrote an article similar to this recently, regarding attending an abortive and mostly useless launch of the UK's EFF equivalent, the Open Rights Group.

    Our findings, here:

    Open Rights Group Launch

    Open Rights Shites

    This evening, Coxall, Levine and I attended an open meeting of the Open Rights Group, a new UK organisation set in the mould of the EFF. I wasn't expecting the earth to move for me: we've attended too many of these little geek/numeeja run yack-shacks to hope for anything particularly productive to emerge. This evening did its least to confound me.

    It was held in a basement in Soho named Zero-One. I say basement, but, naturally, one is encouraged to term it a "creative space". Said "creative space" was filled with geeks and numeedjas, as well as a scattering of lawyer-types and Earnest Young Men. Overwhelmingly men, of course, the few women who were there either freaks, sociologists or serving the free cheese and wine. Hey - don't shoot the messenger. A few chairs encircled the basement, but the main floor was bare, to encourage crouching and cross-legged encampment. Oh dear. This was all going to be "inclusive and discursive", wasn't it?

    Oh dear, indeed: the manageress of the "creative space" started proceedings. Her introduction was little more than an ad for her basement. She then brought on an ex hack, who spouted some trivial nonsense or other, and was excited by the prospect of setting up ever more "wikis" and "blogs". She, in turn, brought on a jargon-clappy professional "meeting facilitator/consultant". This was going to be "fun".

    The evening was to commence with a little talk from some Oxford chap or other, followed by a free-fall clustered discussion, in which each cluster was to be provided with its own sticky wall-covering on which to paste their mindstormingly written postcards.

    The Oxford nonentity informed us that the Internet was somewhat marvellous, and, gosh, lots of interesting things might become of it soon, what ho, and it's not just paedophilia and terrorists. The poor fellow seemed trapped in 1994.

    The Management Consultant Facilitator then spouted some jargon, and asked the floor for ideas for the discussion clusters. The Earnest Young Men pontificated their banalities. The geeks obsessed about some yawnful minutia. And Coxall suggested we discuss how to win over the "unhosed stupid masses". Yes, that is the phrase he used and, yes, the reaction from this righton bunch of whitebread nonces was predictable. "Maybe if you stopped patronising them like that..." was the immediate response from one of the Earnest Young Men on the floor.

    Thence began the multiple clustering. Levine, Coxall and I have attended so many of these nascent talking shops now that we decided to skip with the usual niceties and begin some good old Trotskyite agitation. We argued that trying to interest people in the potential problems of overreaching anti-privacy legislation, or draconian Intellectual Property laws and the restrictive technologies therefor, was a lost cause. The "unhosed masses" wouldn't care about these philosophical crampings until they felt the constrictive banding themselves, in their every day lives. We argued for the inculcation of popular anger: to that end, a little DRM here, a little copyright overextension there wasn't enough. We decided that, rather than allow creative society to die the death by a thousand cuts that is its inevitable fate in a world dominated by multi-billion dollar "content" oligarchies, we should use these monoliths' huge power and budgets to subvert themselves from within, to the point where their overreaching hubris could lead to genuine polltax-riot intensity anger, and Berlin-wall-sized dismantlement.

    Rather than fiddle with legislation to make it slightly less bad, then, or to try to temper corporate excesses with the few thrown crumbs of compromise, a smartly utilitarian organisati

    1. Re:The Cream Gang by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 1

      This seems to sum up the current state of affairs quite nicely. Let the incorporated corporations hang themselves. Which they would. Only most don't have the stomach to endure real change and so as you so evidently saw most will talk themselves into a self gratified slumber of sudo-change. If only I had mod points.

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    2. Re:The Cream Gang by minginqunt · · Score: 1

      sudo-change

      This incident has been reported to an administrator.

    3. Re:The Cream Gang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice, another word-wanker. Do you get arroused when you find a chance to use a word that has passed from common use, or do you just like to see how badly you can contort an already impossibly complex language? There is a difference between having a broad vocabulary and being able to write. The only thing I've seen that was quite nearly as horrible as this was Stephenson's Cryptonomicon, who's gratuitous, self-indulgent vocabularial masturbation made the text unreadable. You should be strung up with the people who feel they seem more intelligent when they use le mots Francais in the middle of an English sentence. Git.

    4. Re:The Cream Gang by Franciscan · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'll bite. What's a "numeedja"? Oh, and excuse me, but a quick spelling note to the Parent poster: It's PSEUDO, not SUDO. Warren

    5. Re:The Cream Gang by Omnifarious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I tend to agree with the person who started their post "Nice, another word-wanker.", I also agree with the general point of yours. Personally, I wouldn't have started in your camp in that meeting, but I would've ended up there because I think you're right.

      This isn't a fight where a comprimise will leave anybody in a good position. This is one where we have to win in the long run. I think your strategy is the only viable one I've heard that has a chance of accomplishing that.

    6. Re:The Cream Gang by illumin8 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      The public meeting ended, our board full of sardony. Gedankenexperiment? Genuinely useful methodology? Epater le bourgeois? Pisstake? Some and all of the above, probably. But a hell of a lot more interesting than the anodyne pap drafted by the rubbishers in the rest of the room.

      I think I speak for everyone here when I say "Did you just make these words up?"

      Numeeja? Gedankenexperiment? (ok, this one is actually a legitimate word) Epater le bourgeois? Pisstake? Anodyne (so is this one) Pap?

      Seriously, I found your article interesting, but a bit too haughty for my taste. Do you honestly think using words that aren't even in the Oxford English dictionary makes you superior to the proles? Grow up a little bit. Those of us that have a decent command of the english language don't need to use mumbo-jumbo to prove our superiority to others.

      Cheers.

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    7. Re:The Cream Gang by dettifoss · · Score: 1

      I used to write stuff like this when I was a teenager, too. Don't be too hard on these guys - remember when you thought you knew everything?

    8. Re:The Cream Gang by Grab · · Score: 1

      "Numeeja" = "new media", pronounced badly by dimwits involved in it

      "Epater le bourgeois" = shock the middle-class (although bourgeois has more offensive connotations than just "middle-class")

      Pisstake = piss-take (should have a hyphen really) = making fun of (Brit phrase)

      Pap = mush, baby-food, easy to swallow but no substance

    9. Re:The Cream Gang by Franciscan · · Score: 1

      Okay, I figured it out. Numeeja = "clever" satirical reference to "new-media" types. This fellow was almost too cunning to be understood.

    10. Re:The Cream Gang by sharopolis · · Score: 1

      Numeeja - New Media, as pronounced by someone from North London. Epater le bourgeois - to shock or make an impression on wealthy/posh people. Pisstake - unexpresable in American English, heh, but basicly means 'send up', making fun of. Pap - very mild term for manure.

    11. Re:The Cream Gang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're so stupid. And inferior.

    12. Re:The Cream Gang by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ, this may be the best Slashdot post ever. What the hell is it doing on Slashdot?

    13. Re:The Cream Gang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More rootkits. More RIAA lawsuits. More more more!

  8. Ugh. -1 Troll by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

    Is it better to stand and fight or curl up and die? I really hoped this article was a satire piece, but nope, I think the "author" is serious.

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  9. About the Author by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Be sure to read about the author at the end of the second page. Makes me want to go check my calendar. Awful cold outside for April.

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    1. Re:About the Author by imadork · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's April in Australia right now?

  10. Actually I agree by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have been saying this for years, and each time I am flamed to a crisp for even daring to question the EEF. They are a very well-meaning group, and I commend their attempts to take on big corporations and touchy suits... but the fact remains that if precedents are being set here and against us due to young/inexperienced lawyers we are just shooting ourselves in the foot.

    I think an organization LIKE the EEF is a good thing but needs to be structured in a different way, with more specialized and successful lawyers backing it.

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    1. Re:Actually I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with more specialized and successful lawyers backing it.

      But, where's the money in that?

    2. Re:Actually I agree by terrymr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Trial court verdicts don't establish precedent ... only a reported appeals court case does that.

  11. British Humo[u]r by baldass_newbie · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's meant to be some kind of scatological British commentary. I don't know. Although you have to wonder what kind of A[tt]orneys hippies will make.

    Lord knows that sort of thing never helped Abbey Hoffman.

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    1. Re:British Humo[u]r by ahaning · · Score: 1

      What's an 'Aorney' ?

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  12. Ok, then who? by failrate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If not the EFF, who else is willing to take up the fight?

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    1. Re:Ok, then who? by Delphiki · · Score: 1

      Lawyers who are only in it for the money a class action lawsuit would bring them would be much more likely to win, I'd be more than willing to bet.

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    2. Re:Ok, then who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he were still alive: Johnny Cochran.

      With the "Chewbacca Defense" we can't lose.

    3. Re:Ok, then who? by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      Lawyers who are only in it for the money are much more likely to settle.

      I leave it to the reader to decide whether that's a good thing.

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  13. i somewhat agree by tehwebguy · · Score: 1

    the eff doesn't seem to have any sort of flexibility. rather than try to work something out, they try to fight the very idea of drm in a world of people that don't even know what it stands for.

    you can't explain to average joes what drm means any better than you can explain why firefox is better than internet explorer. they don't want to hear about it until their cd won't play or their browser won't open.

    they should back down and restructure. their articles come across as arrogant, as if anyone who disagrees with them is an idiot. not a very good way to win over the people who matter.

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  14. A very interesting article... by kahei · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...is what I thought this might be. I thought it might be a deep and timely inquiry into how the legal battles of the new era can be fought effectively when it falls to amateurs and part-timers to fight them.

    But then I noticed it was in The Register! Haw! You guys got me good!

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  15. Crucial? by Kohath · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...it's crucial that the company get its bottom spanked quite painfully...

    This is ridiculous thinking.

    Say Sony gets sued for $100 million and loses. Lawyers get $40 million. Some folks who bought their bad CDs get a coupon for $1.00 off a Brittany Spears CD or some bullshit like that.

    Why is this "crucial"? What's the benefit to you? Does it make you feel better? Why should anyone care how you feel?

    1. Re:Crucial? by tehwebguy · · Score: 1

      well based on your quote, they just want sony to suffer. you know, revenge?

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    2. Re:Crucial? by Chirs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, what's crucial is that companies get the message that what Sony did was *ILLEGAL*.

      There should be prison time for whoever decided it was a good idea to install a rootkit on their customers' computers. The company should be deemed criminally negligent and be forced to pay all reasonable costs (IT expenses, consultant fees, etc.) as well as punitive damages to all individuals who bought a CD and own a computer.

      Make it stick so that other companies won't be tempted to do the same thing.

      People go to jail for lesser crimes, Sony execs should be held accountable.

    3. Re:Crucial? by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1
      Why is this "crucial"?

      Um, because regardless of any direct benefit any consumers receive, a corporation will learn that unethical, anti-consumer behavior is frowned upon by the very people it claims to serve?

      At their bottom line, where it hurts the most?

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    4. Re:Crucial? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's make all our decisions based on hatred and revenge. That's what the legal system is for. Vengeful motives always lead to such good decision-making too.

    5. Re:Crucial? by Guuge · · Score: 1

      Why is this "crucial"?

      Read the rest of the sentence, silly!

      "...it's crucial that the company get its bottom spanked spanked quite painfully as a deterrent to its sister cartels in the entertainment racket."

      It's a deterrent. The point is to discourage other would-be malware distributors.

    6. Re:Crucial? by tehwebguy · · Score: 1

      turn the ironytron down a bit man, i'm just telling you what i think the clip you're talking about means

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    7. Re:Crucial? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      ...a corporation will learn...

      Why do you care what they learn?

      I don't care if anyone learns anything. If they have items I want to buy, I'll buy them based on the benefit to me.

      ...regardless of any direct benefit...

      Sounds like: In lieu of a real benefit, we'll motivate ourselves based on pretend benefits and wishes.

    8. Re:Crucial? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      It's a deterrent. The point is to discourage other would-be malware distributors.

      Because it's worked out so well for Sony so far.

    9. Re:Crucial? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      It's a sarcasm-tron. And I actually agree with you.

      But wanting revenge against Sony because you heard online that they installed some bad software somewhere is beyond juvenile. And I'm tired of our society being ruled by the feelings of overgrown children.

    10. Re:Crucial? by giorgiofr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There should be prison time for whoever decided it was a good idea to install a rootkit on their customers' computers.

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, oh my, yes, let's shoot them, no wait, let's hang them, NO NO wait I got it, let's hang their severed heads on our pikes and put those on top of the city walls! Let's also burn all script kiddies alive while we're at it! Oh the hilarity!
      ... on a more serious tone, are fucking insane? Better yet, are you such a hypocrite that you think it's OK for some people to attack the university's servers (which of course it is) but it's not OK for someone else to attack YOU (which, again, of course it is)?

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    11. Re:Crucial? by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

      Why do you care what they learn?

      Well, duh: As a consumer, I want better products and service (from Sony, or Philips, or Magnavox, or..). As a Sony (or Philips, or Magnavox, or..) shareholder, I would want happy customers.

      In lieu of a real benefit, we'll motivate ourselves based on pretend benefits and wishes.

      Ummm, no, you're still not quite getting it. The idea behind punitive damage awards is to (surprise!) punish the defendant, not necessarily to reward the plaintiff. I want Sony to pay not because I'll get some (painfully meager) settlement, but because I don't want them trying to pull this stunt, or any other truly bone-headed maneuver like it, ever ever again.

      If they lose $100 million from their next income statement as a direct result, maybe they'll learn.

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    12. Re:Crucial? by nickname225 · · Score: 1

      There is a good reason for vengeance - or punishment - to be less dramatic. It deters further acts in the same nature. It's not always about compensating the victims - sometimes it's about convincing the bad guys not to create future victims.

    13. Re:Crucial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, are you such a hypocrite that you think it's OK for some people to attack the university's servers (which of course it is) but it's not OK for someone else to attack YOU (which, again, of course it is)?

      It is not hipocrisy if the person believes it is wrong to do either, which is quite possible. This guy isn't even good flamebait.

    14. Re:Crucial? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Why do you care what they learn?

      Well, duh: As a consumer, I want better products and service


      Well guess what: Taking money from a productive company and giving it to people who produce nothing (lawyers and whiners) is a way to pay more for worse products. Sony will just pass on the cost. If Sony loses a market, their competitors will just raise the price because they won't have to compete with Sony any more.

      If they lose $100 million from their next income statement as a direct result, maybe they'll learn.

      I don't confuse Sony (or anyone else) losing money with a benefit to myself.

    15. Re:Crucial? by CorwinOfAmber · · Score: 1
      >> turn the ironytron down a bit
      > It's a sarcasm-tron

      I think you need to look up the definitions of irony and sarcasm.

      Hint: they're synonyms :-)

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  16. Sounds pretty damning. What have they won? by fuzzy12345 · · Score: 1
    I do think it's important for litigious lobbying organizations to pick their battles, so if it's true that they lose more than they win, creating bad case law in so doing, that's pretty damning.

    What cases have they won?

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    1. Re:Sounds pretty damning. What have they won? by meisenst · · Score: 3, Informative

      See the EFF's legal victories page.

      There are some fairly important legal victories on that page. It is simply a case, it seems, of harping on the EFF for their failures without recognizing that they're human, and they lose cases. They also win cases.

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    2. Re:Sounds pretty damning. What have they won? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a link in the first post. EFF: Legal Victories.

    3. Re:Sounds pretty damning. What have they won? by fuzzy12345 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It is simply a case, it seems, of harping on the EFF for their failures without recognizing that they're human, and they lose cases.

      These cases of the EFF's aren't like a football league where they've signed up to play every week and they consequently have to play every opponent. In choosing which cases to defend (and put their imprimateur on) they are in position to research the facts, the law and the judicial record of the panel they'll be arguing before. With all that info, one would expect their record to be significantly better than 50%, unless they're blowing it.

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    4. Re:Sounds pretty damning. What have they won? by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1, Informative

      "There are some fairly important legal victories on that page. It is simply a case, it seems, of harping on the EFF for their failures without recognizing that they're human, and they lose cases. They also win cases."

      They're also, for the most part, a bunch of inexperienced idiots who jump into cases for the publicity and headlines. In many cases, the attorneys that they send into court have only the faintest clue as to what they're doing. Their oral arguments are infantile and unpolished, as are their written briefs. In effect, having them argue a case typically means opening yourself up for an easy defeat.

      I speak from personal experience with them, in the Kevin Mitnick case as well as the complaints against the FBI to the Attorney General's Office of Professional Responsibility for illegal wiretapping using informants to control SAS/SARTS.

      I realize most of the people [who orate opinions] on slashdot do so out of a desire to socialize with their fellow peers, and not because they're qualified to speak on the subject at hand. Still, it is frustrating to read all the rhetoric and bullshit that sprouts up from these serious topics which do have substantial social impact on us all.

    5. Re:Sounds pretty damning. What have they won? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's utter nonsense.

      First, though the EFF can choose who they defend, the opposition can choose who they prosecute.

      Second, the legislation they're trying to fight against is often pernicious, but since it is the law of the land, the only way to fight it is to argue it on constitutional grounds. The courts aren't usually eager to overrule Congress unless they've clearly overreached. So the EFF needs to present a slam-dunk case to a sympathetic judge just to have a chance.

      Any decent lawyer could easily rack up a 100% win record, just by taking only the slam-dunk cases. But if the EFF only fights the battles they're certain to win, I don't see how they would be terribly useful.

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    6. Re:Sounds pretty damning. What have they won? by FurryFeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or unless they are fighting the hard cases that no one else would touch. You don't pick only the cases that are easy to win; you pick the ones that are worth figthing for.

      Also, you seem to imply that researching the facts will give you a good idea of how the court will lean. That's not the case. You have arguments and the other side often has also good arguments. It's a coin toss in a lot of cases, and not because the EFF didn't do its job, but because such is the nature of courts.

    7. Re:Sounds pretty damning. What have they won? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the contrary, if they called the cases right and never filed suit for those half that they lost, it wouldn't have improved the situation at all. The bad guys would still get away, yada yada. By filing suit they at least address the problem. They choose hard cases, because those are the cases that actually matter. Since they aren't precient, they take every case they have a chance of winning, and probably some they don't, simply because it's the right thing to do. Who else would do what they do? You can't just ignore the "insurmountable" problems, because that's plain defeatism. How would anything ever get changed?

  17. The EFF is not on "our" side. by dada21 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Lately I've commented myself about the EFF's failures in the recent past. I usually get flamed for it.

    I think the article is way too harsh but more on the money than most believe. I've always felt they were a shill for mercantilist businesses.

    I support the Institute for Justice. These guys are about freedom and focus on winning. I will never support the EFF who only want some freedom at the expense of supporting the political growth of power.

  18. Its an opinion rather than a news article by xot · · Score: 1

    Well, first whatever the guy says at least its stated on the website as an opinion and not as a hard fact.I do not agree with everything he says nor am I in a position to comment because I for one do not have all the facts.
    But coming to the matter at hand, yes its right that its better not fight if you lose everytime and make a mockery of the matter and everyone else supporting you.

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  19. Pale Vegetarians? by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have it on good authority that EFF co-founder John Perry Barlow hunts elk with a obsidian spear, and eats the livers of his prey while still warm and dripping in blood.

    Cory Doctorow is said to stalk, kill, and eat emus during his frequent, clandestine trips to Australia.

    The only vegetables served in the cafeterias of the EFF Tower -- formerly the Transamerica Pyramid -- are potatoes and a bit of parsely, and only to accompany great the rare steaks favored by the employees.

    "Pale vegetarians?" Fah!

    1. Re:Pale Vegetarians? by mellon · · Score: 1

      Right, what you don't realize is that these people are meat-eating tools of the Man. :')

    2. Re:Pale Vegetarians? by justins · · Score: 1
      Cory Doctorow is said to stalk, kill, and eat emus during his frequent, clandestine trips to Australia.

      Note to the reader: the above sentence originally read Chuck Norris is said to stalk, kill, and eat emus during his frequent, clandestine trips to Australia until Cory remixed it.
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  20. EFF has excellent legal talent by karl.auerbach · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've worked with EFF's legal folks and they are very, very good.

    And when we went to court, we won.

    1. Re:EFF has excellent legal talent by catch23 · · Score: 0

      So based on one court battle incident you have decided that EFF legal team is good? Perhaps you haven't met the Sony lawyers yet. I would guess that Sony has more money to hire a better team than the EFF.

    2. Re:EFF has excellent legal talent by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      I don't want to interrupt, but the Sony guys are between the sword and the wall. The evidence against them is overwhelming, and there is NO POSSIBLE WAY they can win this one (Unless, of course, they end up blaming someone else).

      Then again, IANAL. But at least the EFF guys are.

    3. Re:EFF has excellent legal talent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What difference does that make? Does ANYONE have more expensive lawyers than Sony? Maybe Microsoft?
      If you want to hold off on the fight until we've 'leveled up' enough to take on Sony - we're all dead.

    4. Re:EFF has excellent legal talent by chip+rosenthal · · Score: 4, Informative

      When I was threatened by a reverse domain hijacking, the EFF provided reference to a lawyer who helped with my case. We won, and I've been told my case has established precedent. As a result of my case, a company cannot try to steal a domain by filing a lawsuit in a distant state.

      I'm grateful for the support of the EFF.

    5. Re:EFF has excellent legal talent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you're THAT guy. Nice to see you around. (No sarcasm intended.)

    6. Re:EFF has excellent legal talent by karl.auerbach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have met many of the lawyers on the "other side" (e.g. at MGM, Disney, etc), and yes, they also have plenty of legal smarts. But EFF has an amazing pool of talent that, were they on the other side, would be the envy of many huge law firms. (I'm an attorney myself so I'm not just looking at this with an uneducated eye.)

      You are right in that these cases are expensive and that EFF's purse is rather smaller than those of the media companies. From my observation the difference between EFF and the big firms/media companies is how much legal grunt work they can handle - the critical moments of brillance of the great lawyers at EFF (and also at the media companies - they are not all monsters) are relatively few and far between when measured against the droll masses of the pleadings, discovery, fact checking, and all of the minutae that makes much of law expensive (and often boring.) Yes, the big firms have an advantage when it comes to the the dross of the law, but in my observation, that advantage is gone when it comes to the core aspects of framing a case and finding and articulating the core issues and rationales for the judge.

  21. Obligatory Response by hahiss · · Score: 2, Insightful


    So, what, all the IANAL-posters on slashdot should now do this work?

    Insert obligatory Lionel Hutz quotes .

    I mean, this is clearly one of those places where those who don't like the EFF could step up and, you know, hire some lawyers (presumably ones they think are good) and fight the good fight.

    But, of course, that takes more energy than posting nasty things on Slashdot . . . .

    Player haters, one and all.

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  22. humorless prigs by rodentia · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Cultures not dominated by humorless prigs and literalists don't require flags to signal humor.

    This particular form is called satire and is widely used to call attention to self-importance or arrogance.

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    1. Re:humorless prigs by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Cultures not dominated by humorless prigs and literalists don't require flags to signal humor. This particular form is called satire and is widely used to call attention to self-importance or arrogance.

      The trouble with many brits is that while they understand the basic concept of traditional dry british humor, they almost always do it badly. They mistake deadpan delivery of random combinations of weak sarcasm and patent absurdity for wit. They then claim the audience is too low-brow to catch the subtlety of the humor, when in reality it's just not particularly funny.

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    2. Re:humorless prigs by mellon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I dunno, mate, I thought it was pretty funny, and I'm a pale vegetarian myself.

      Well, actually, not so pale. Arizona sun and all, eh?

    3. Re:humorless prigs by FurryFeet · · Score: 4, Funny

      The trouble with many brits is that while they understand the basic concept of traditional dry british humor, they almost always do it badly. They mistake deadpan delivery of random combinations of weak sarcasm and patent absurdity for wit. They then claim the audience is too low-brow to catch the subtlety of the humor, when in reality it's just not particularly funny.

      The thing is, it's terribly hard to transmit subtle irony in writing. For example, I'm torn in trying to decide wheter you are rationally dissecting the flaws in British humour or you are deadpanly delivering random combinations of weak sarcasm and patent absurdity.

      I guess that if you reply and claim that I'm too lowbrow to catch the subtlety of your humor, we'll know.

    4. Re:humorless prigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh shut up you dirty rotter, everyone knows the UK is so funny not because we were inherently funnier than any other nation but because we sent all the humourless puritan bastards like you to america and thus our average went up. You all wore buckles a little too tight on yer noggin and it killed a few too many brain cells then you went around slaughtering the natives claiming god told you they were evil. A few witch trials and some gerrymandering later and look at the pathetic husk of a nation you are. A giant bully, stung by a bee now flailing around and punching the nearest victim. You get people like Bush and Kerry condending to lead your country, we brits get Blair and Cameron who for all their dodgy faults at least are intelligent human beings.

      Steven Martin vs the Young Ones?
      Adam Sandler vs Monty Python?
      The exception that proves the rule is The Simpsons, but they only have so much material because the rest of you are so bad.
      I'd rather have a brit make a half-funny joke than have some bastard threaten me with some ill-formed put-downs wafting from his mouth like the stench of your sub-par plastic-cup beer.

      But more seriously, we have americans here to my university every year and you'd think that university educated people who are extroverted enough to go to another country would be reasonably funny. WRONG. Terribly terribly bad. So while I sympathise with your point that your average person in both countries is probably not funny at all, it's an injustice to point out the brits like that when there are MANY MANY americans who really just need to be shot, luckily you seem to be sorting that out yourselves.

      So basically what I am saying is your country cannot laugh because it does not have a soul. Sorry old chap, but it's true.

      PS.
      your father smells of elderberries!

    5. Re:humorless prigs by karnal · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, not so pale. Arizona sun and all, eh?

      He said British, not Canadian.

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    6. Re:humorless prigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now this was funny

    7. Re:humorless prigs by AddressException · · Score: 1

      Only Canadians are allowed to say "Eh?" eh?

    8. Re:humorless prigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trouble with americans is that while they understand the basic concept of humor, they almost always do it badly. They mistake hyuck-hucking delivery of random combinations of slapstick and put-downs for wit. They then claim the audience is too liberal and P.C. to catch the subtlety of the "humor", when in reality it's just not particularly funny.

    9. Re:humorless prigs by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah, let's turn this into a "Brits are smarter than Americans because we sip tea and walk with a swish" discussion. Or not.

      You seem to be confused about what satire is. Here's an example. Using a ridiculous pen name and a lame biography does not transform an otherwise bad article into satire.

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    10. Re:humorless prigs by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1, Troll

      I can see that you really ARE being served.

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    11. Re:humorless prigs by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 2

      "The thing is, it's terribly hard to transmit subtle irony in writing."

      No, it isn't! Are you being sarcastic?

      =D

    12. Re:humorless prigs by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 1
      Yes it is!

      KeS

    13. Re:humorless prigs by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      The trouble with americans is that while they understand the basic concept of humor, they almost always do it badly. They mistake hyuck-hucking delivery of random combinations of slapstick and put-downs for wit. They then claim the audience is too liberal and P.C. to catch the subtlety of the "humor", when in reality it's just not particularly funny.

      Oh indeed, I wholeheartedly agree! Heck, just try to watch any of the myriad of US movies passed off as "comedies". "OMFG HAHA THAT DOG TURNED BLUE FROM BEING FLUSHED DOWN THE CHEMICAL TOILET! HAHA!" I was only concentrating on the brits because it was topically relevant. In reality, far too many people think they are funny and this sickness seems to exist worldwide.

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    14. Re:humorless prigs by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      No, quite a few Aussies do too

    15. Re:humorless prigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is flamebait. As someone who is not from England or the US - only Americans would mod the parent post to 5. Clever American humour is almost impossible to find. Please don't say "will & grace", "malcolm in the middle" or other such agonisingly painful shows.

      Either
      a) all of the poor humour is exported to the rest of the world
      b) Clever American humour is almost non-existent

      There are exceptions to every rule (eg. futurama is very intelligent ... such as the reference to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle). I am sure someone will follow up with a list of more agonising shows that are "great comedy" such as Seinfeld, Friends, Fresh Prince of Belair, Punky Brewster, Alf, The Nanny (named Fran), etc.

      I understand why Americans don't understand English satire (of which there is a lot of good satire). "Dead Pan Delivery" could be read as faux-pas. In English comedy - it's not the "fart" or the "dog" or the "slightly showing bra-strap" that are funny ... it's the character's flaws, the circumstance, the dynamics of the group that can create the humour.

      On a side note, i've attached a reference to satire so that anyone who is interested can educate themselves with a classic example. Beware, it includes
      - deadpan delivery of random combinations of weak sarcasm and patent absurdity for wit.
      - He then claims the audience is too low-brow to catch the subtlety of the humor, when in reality it's just not particularly funny.

      http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

      Just my AC 2 cents worth.

      AC
      PS Yes, I did quote the parent article on my two dash (-) points.

    16. Re:humorless prigs by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Three Words: Red Green Show

      Tune into it on PBS sometime and you'll find that there is still some good American humor left, despite what "Airplane" did to the rest of it. Unfortunately, the 'Brits probably won't get it.

    17. Re:humorless prigs by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      I'm British and swig beer and walk with an arrogant swagger (although not at the same time or I spill it). Would you like me to generalise about Americans? You slurp supersize cokes and walk with a waddle perhaps?

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    18. Re:humorless prigs by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      Exactly why did this get moderated Insightful? It's neither true nor on-topic.

    19. Re:humorless prigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe Red Green is a Canadian based show, or at least used to be...

    20. Re:humorless prigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadians aren't Americans?

    21. Re:humorless prigs by sjbcfh · · Score: 1
      Three Words: Red Green Show Tune into it on PBS sometime and you'll find that there is still some good American humor left, despite what "Airplane" did to the rest of it. Unfortunately, the 'Brits probably won't get it.

      If, by "American humor", you meant "Canadian humour", sure. (Hint: "The Red Green Show" is produced by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.)

    22. Re:humorless prigs by Tekzel · · Score: 1
      Oh shut up you dirty rotter, everyone knows the UK is so funny not because we were inherently funnier than any other nation but because we sent all the humourless puritan bastards like you to america and thus our average went up. You all wore buckles a little too tight on yer noggin and it killed a few too many brain cells then you went around slaughtering the natives claiming god told you they were evil. A few witch trials and some gerrymandering later and look at the pathetic husk of a nation you are. A giant bully, stung by a bee now flailing around and punching the nearest victim. You get people like Bush and Kerry condending to lead your country, we brits get Blair and Cameron who for all their dodgy faults at least are intelligent human beings.


      Oh come on, stop all the posturing. We know you are just jealous and want to move here and become a citizen of this, hands down the greatest nation to ever spring up on this green earth. Just go to customs and tell them Michael sent you, we will take you right in.
    23. Re:humorless prigs by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      A pale vegetarian eh?

      I think a recent inch filler in the currant readers digest said it best when it defined a vegetarian as one who "doesn't hunt well". I tend to agree. But that doesn't mean he has to be pale either.

      As far as the article being right or wrong, although they do have some wins, the losses have been highly precedent setting losses, losses we really shouldn't have lost, and cannot well afford in the longer view.

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    24. Re:humorless prigs by rodentia · · Score: 1


      As a flat-footed, American alcoholic I would have some difficulty holding up my end of that colloquy.

      I didn't say it was good satire, I merely pointed out that it doesn't particularly require a label and that only the hyper-literalist slashdotterei, or certain religious coteries, could confuse this with *news*.

      I poke at Maxine Hong Kingston's running-boy and his sententious whinge.

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    25. Re:humorless prigs by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know if anyone's noticed, but a LOT of American television is being produced out of Canada these days. Personally, that doesn't concern me in the slightest. As long as Canada keeps producing such great shows as Stargate and Red Green, I'll be happy to let them take the lead for all of North America. :-)

    26. Re:humorless prigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. the Brits have so many good comics, they can afford to treat some of the best truly shoddily.

      Though at least it is better than what they do to their best mathematicians!

    27. Re:humorless prigs by chriso11 · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm only going to disagree with you on a few notes - Steve Martin, for example. He was really funny. It's a shame he died and was replaced by a drone. George Carlin and Richard Pryor, also Chris Rock, the Daily Show are all great. So you can't knock all american humor (oh, humour).

      AND as for the beer, you see, some of us Yanks found out about Beer. Only we call it "micro-brew". Why? I don't know. Maybe the term beer can only legally be applied to piss water in the US. But the "micro-brew" stuff is very good. AND, I need to say, Brit beer is really quite weak - the Germans and Belgians make great beer. The Brits, no, not really. The only context in which Brit beer is good is when compared to Miller or Bud.

      But, well, the rest of it is spot on.

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    28. Re:humorless prigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think that Seinfeld is an "agonising" show, well, then, I'm sorry, you are indeed lost. Or at least you need a dictionary, since your use of the word is incorrect.

    29. Re:humorless prigs by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      There's a huge difference between American shows produced in Canada for budgetary reasons (Stargate: SG-1) and Canadian shows produced in Canada because Canada produces its own shows as well as playing host to production companies from other countries (The Red Green Show).

      For one thing, Canadian shows must have a minium percentage of Canadians involved with the production. American shows produced in Canada do not.

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    30. Re:humorless prigs by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Eh? Why do you say that?

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    31. Re:humorless prigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's what I thought. But it doesn't make any sense. The character the column is written under is supposed to be "Bonhomie Snoutintroff", a "plain-spoken strong leader in cyberspace. He did poorly in school but his family is rich and well connected, so he's served as CEO of numerous, well-known Internet ventures that for various reasons unrelated to his forward-looking guidance no longer exist. He developed a cocaine and alcohol problem, although he refuses to dwell on the past: his mission is to bring honor and dignity to the IT profession. His keen insight as a global techno-visionary is matched only by his Christian humility"

      As it is, this just reads like one of the Register's Andy Orlowski's pieces (even using his pet coinages like "pigopolist") with the authorship ascribed to the sort of people The Register (rightly) can't stand.

      Surely, if you're going to write an article pouriing scorn on the EFF from Bonhomie's POV, what you should do is make Bonhomie praise EFF to the heights, while subtly letting forth that the only people who think that are types like Bonhomie. That would be satire.

      As it is, is this supposed to be mocking people who set out to attack EFF and then make schoolboy errors (like believing Eldred vs Ashcroft was an EFF case, or that Apple v. Does isn't currently under appeal), implying that only a cocaine, alcohol-fuelled idiot would think such things?

      If it is, isn't that a bit rum of the Register, to parody their own cow-orker so cruelly? And if they're going to do that, shouldn't they be using the currently the canonical satirical name?

    32. Re:humorless prigs by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Cultures not dominated by humorless prigs and literalists don't require flags to signal humor.

      Good idea. While we're at it, might as well get rid of the Linux, Google, YRO, Apple, etc sections, since anyone with half a brain doesn't require flags to tell what the subject is about.

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    33. Re:humorless prigs by einstienbc · · Score: 1

      Don't knock the Brown Ale

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    34. Re:humorless prigs by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      maybe the bio was humour, but absolutely nothing in that article indicated that it was anything but serious.

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    35. Re:humorless prigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You slurp supersize cokes and walk with a waddle perhaps?

      We do *not* slurp!

    36. Re:humorless prigs by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Well heavy handed self congradulating humor certainly comes through in writing.

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    37. Re:humorless prigs by jmenon · · Score: 1

      Susano is right. In fact, most of the shows produced by Canadians in Canada you would never have heard of.

      Of the others, it happens simply because the tax breaks offered by Toronto and Vancouver are so financially compelling. The X-Files was made in Vancouver, as is Smallville. But these are American productions (and I think you can tell from their quality).

      I'm from Canada, but I hardly watch any Canadian TV except for some specialty cooking and design shows. One such show that has had significant American success is Designer Guys, a Canadian interior design show produced in Toronto.

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  23. Total garbage by Calibax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's difficult to take seriously any article written under the byline "Bonhomie Snoutintroff".

    The Register is a British publication, and it's very likely the author is British also - the author's bio doesn't state his nationality. I guess this Brit feels he (or she) is a really good judge of American lawyers and the American legal system, and this places him in a good position to comment meaningfully on the merits of the actions taken by the EFF. (How many American journalists have an intimate understanding of the British courts, sufficient to write about British legal practice?)

    The author also seems to be privy to the inner workings of the EFF and feels qualified to judge the merits of each case cited in the article. Or possibly he has some sort of axe to grind. It's hard to know where to start correcting his comments, and frankly it isn't worth it taking the time.

    The article is a piece of garbage and fully worthy of being published in the Register.

    1. Re:Total garbage by hippo · · Score: 1

      Google for "the register" and pigopolist and you'll find that the probable author of this article is in San Fransico. Granted that doesn't mean the author is not British but I can't imagine any self respecting Brit living in San Fransicso for any length of tine. After all why lose all that culture without getting better weather?

  24. They say that Americans never understand Irony... by MosesJones · · Score: 1, Insightful


    And it appears they are right....

    Also note.. Sarcasm is NOT the same as irony, and irony is NOT like "goldy" or "silvery".

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  25. Precidents like... by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...but the fact remains that if precedents are being set here...

    You mean Precidents like These? Or lobbying efforts like getting rid of the broadcast flag?

    Should any organization be required to win 100% of its legal battles (on behalf of the public I might add) in order to gain support? I don't think setting an impossible standard is a helpful guide for deciding what organizations to support.

    The EFF has been fairly effective in legal matters, and even more effective in educational areas like lobbying. AS that is the key to a better future (better to never have a bad law passed than to fight it latre through the courts) it is important to support the EFF as they are pretty much the ONLY group that understands the deep technological chasms laws can veer into. Are you honestly going to trust the ACLU to handle stuff like P2P?

    For those who see the value in having an organization fighting for technical rights, you can donate to the EFF here. I donate every year and really all of us in the technical field should feel ashamed if we are not supporting the people that brought down things like the broadcast flag.

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    1. Re:Precidents like... by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to start an argument, and I already stated the EEF is a very well-intentioned and excellent idea... I just think it could use to be restructured a bit and also include some well known/successful lawyers on it's side, even if just for consulting.

      While they have done a lot of good, they have also lost a few key battles that should have been easy wins. I just get a feeling that anytime the EEF gets involved it is hit or miss with the outcome. I'm not saying they need to hit homeruns each and every time, but some confidence and assurity that they have the best chance possible is all I ask... and I don't have that right now.

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    2. Re:Precidents like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he meant precedents. If he had meant precidents, he would be a moron.

  26. John Gilmore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being required to show ID does have one thing going for it - it does enable you to figure out who the terrorists were, although after the fact. Frankly, I think Gilmore is a nut and I look forward to his losing his case. Only Gilmore and the Slashdork "Anything the government does is EEEVVVIIILLL" people care about traveling without showing ID. I have no doubt if a poll were taken, the vast majority of the American public would not support Gilmore and his insane quest. I look forward to this being settled for once and for all - against him.
    TFA was right about one thing - Gilmore is a complete jerk and his attitude will most certainly result in his losing this case.

    1. Re:John Gilmore by panthro · · Score: 1

      Being required to show ID does have one thing going for it - it does enable you to figure out who the terrorists were, although after the fact.

      I'm sure all those terrorists (look out, there's one now!) would use their real IDs to get on the plane.

      Only Gilmore and the Slashdork "Anything the government does is EEEVVVIIILLL" people care about traveling without showing ID.

      Incorrect. I don't think anything the government does is EEEVVVIIILLL, yet I certainly care about traveling without showing ID. Statement disproven.

      I have no doubt if a poll were taken, the vast majority of the American public would not support Gilmore and his insane quest.

      How scientific of you. Excellent support for your rock-solid position.

      TFA was right about one thing - Gilmore is a complete jerk and his attitude will most certainly result in his losing this case.

      TFA was in support of Gilmore's motives, and I don't recall reading anything suggesting that he is a 'complete jerk' anywhere in it.

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  27. I dunno by paranode · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it better just to fight the good fight? Not if you are a poor fighter. In the legal arena, these rulings stick and we get the precedents in favor of RIAA/MPAA/Sony/etc. If the EFF has such a poor track record, maybe they should stick to lobbying and let the ACLU or state governments (like Texas and others) do the suing. It doesn't do us a whole lot of good if our battles are lost because the representation is poor, but it can do us harm.

    1. Re:I dunno by delong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't do us a whole lot of good if our battles are lost because the representation is poor, but it can do us harm

      Which is exactly the philosophy of the ACLU, btw. It should be the philosophy of any good attorney. Foolishly jumping into the fray "for the good fight" is a good way down the road to a phyric victory. Losing sets precedents, and the legal system does not give "A"s for "Effort".

    2. Re:I dunno by IAmTheDave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not if you are a poor fighter. This is hard to get my head around. Is the EFF bad? How many times have friend-of-the-court briefs been filed by hundreds of agencies supporting the EFF, and yet no matter how much support they have, no matter how logical their argument, the courts side with big business.

      Is this the EFF losing, or is this just corruption of the courts?

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    3. Re:I dunno by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      If the EFF has such a poor track record, maybe they should...

      Does the EFF have a poor track record? The first post pointed to the EFF victories page which is chock full of good work. Yes, I agree with your sentiment. If the EFF sucked, we shouldn't let them hold us down. But I don't happen to hear a sucking sound at the moment, and unless you do, maybe you (and the author of TFA) could save the potential doom and gloom of the results of such suckage until it actually happens.

      TW

    4. Re:I dunno by Dunkirk · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is this the EFF losing, or is this just corruption of the courts?


      You have completely missed the point. The courts are upholding LAWS. Laws that have gotten passed at the behest of big business in CONGRESS. You want different outcomes on this sort of stuff (q.v. "broadcast flag"), vote for different people, lobby Congress yourself, take out some advertising, start a grassroots campaign... The options are varied depending on your commitment to change.

      Me? I just live without. But I'd be doing that anyway. In my opinion, "big media" can KEEP the stupid tripe they try to monopolistically shove down our throats.

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    5. Re:I dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not exactly corruption, its just a failure in the system itself.

      The corruption exists at almost every other level. Judges with leanings towards 'big business' are much easier to get confirmed, especially in a government run by big business.

    6. Re:I dunno by einhverfr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IANAL, so take this with an appropriate amount of salt.

      Often the battles for our rights are far more subtle than they appear. These center around what evidence is admissable before the court, on what basis one can be found guilty for violating laws, and on what basis one can be found liable for damages. It is in these areas that the meat and substance of a precident lie.

      For example, in the Betamax case, the court ruled that it was insufficient to argue that because Sony knew that the Betamax VCR's could be used to violate copyrights when arguing that Sony should be held liable for damages caused by users of the product. This isn't really surprising. Just because a hardware company knows that, say, a hammer could be used for various types of illegal activity up to and including murder, one would not really consider holding them liable for wrongful death damages on that basis alone (and appeals courts have releatedly upheld the same standard for gun manufacturers too). In essence, the court said in Betamax that if a product has substantive legal uses, then knowledge of potential or actual illegal uses is insufficient to hold the manufacturer responsible.

      In Grokster, the court looked at whether a manufacturer (under Betamax) could be held liable on grounds other than those covered in Betamax. I.e. if Betamax created a shield that would allow for activities conducted in bad faith to be legally protected. SCOTUS concluded that Betamax only protected the acts of engineering, manufacturing, and distributing the technology, and that arguments could be made about whether the purpose of the company or the product was specifically to facilitate copyright infringement regardless or substantive legal uses. In other words, if you make P2P software, that doesn't make you liable, but if you advertise it saying "Download any songs you want" then that advertisement itself might make one liable. This distinction is a critical one and, in many ways, it upholds the substantive protections we have had under the Sony/Betamax precident (Breyer's concurring opinion is probably most eloquent in this regard).

      Lets take another example that is not in the domain of the EFF: Jose Padilla. This is a man who was (arguably illegally) imprisoned without trial, access to a lawyer, etc. for three years and has finally been indicted on charges that are fairly minor compared to what he has been accused of doing by our government. Now, I don't really care whether he wins or loses his case. Indeed I hope that in the end justice is served. However, I think that the Supreme Court needs to rule on the legality of Padilla's imprisonment for a number of reasons including what evidence might be allowable at trial and whether the government might have an incentive to undertake similar steps against others in the future. In essence the danger posed by someone like Padilla is far less than the danger posed by an Executive that has freed itself from judicial oversight. In other words, whether Padilla wins or loses, the rules decided in this case may be around for a while, so it is important that we reinforce the protections that we have against arbitrary imprisonment.

      In essence, I don't believe that the EFF is doing a bad job. There are a few cases that have gone badly (most notably the 2600 case) but in general, they seem to be doing a good job. I say, "Keep up the good work!"

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    7. Re:I dunno by Barterer · · Score: 1

      Win or lose, the EFF always does good. When they win, they set a good precedent. When they lose, they point out the absurdity of the law or court.

      EFF beyond its usefulness? Heh. Talk to me when the EFF *actions* get as off-base and smartassed as the Register's *words.*

      Long live the EFF!

    8. Re:I dunno by Shaklee39 · · Score: 0

      IAAL and you are wrong. The EFF is losing grounds based on poor research and representation prior to entering court. From the cases I've read, they were not prepared and left out crucial evidence that could make them win the case. Check out 12.55 in the grokster case for more information.

    9. Re:I dunno by G00F · · Score: 1

      The bnetd case is another bad case. There are a handful of others I can't seem to remember right now that had ugly results.

      Yes I know they are still trying to save it, but so far, you can't reverse engineer something that throws up a splash screen that says not to. To me this IS one of the very big ones.
      being given an agreement after you purchased the product should not be able to hold up in court. And one should be able to reverse engineer anything. And one should be able to modify anything.

      I use to give EFF money, but I haven't had a job where I could afford it in quite some time, else I still would even though they lost some big ones.

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    10. Re:I dunno by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I am not happy with their arguments in the BnetD case either, but they did get the DMCA portion of it thrown out, which I suppose is a win. The problem I have is that the court's rulings might seem to create a situation where one must get permission from a software vendor to create any interoperable product or functional clone. This means that the Wine team would need Microsoft's permission to continue work.

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  28. What's the Alternative by zephos · · Score: 1

    If he is suggesting that the EFF has lost too many cases to be useful, who is he suggesting stand up to take the reigns? I don't know many lawyers who are dedicated to fighting for digital rights for the little guy. Should I [if I were a victim of this DRM technology] go hire a local lawyer without the technical experience to sue Sony? The EFF might lose, they might even lose a LOT, but that may not be because they are bad lawyers, but that they are fighting for rights that no one knows they are losing and big business is fighting desperately to win. They are the best we have and until someone better comes along I'm glad they are fighting the good fight.

  29. Well....if you don't like the article.... by LordPhantom · · Score: 2, Informative

    .... Tell Him So

    Of course, RTFA before you do. Not that he'll probably be able to tell ;)

    However, I'm unsure of how/why this is news for us exactly. Great discussion question, perhaps, but do we really want a guy by the name of Bonhomie Snoutintroff to be the one creating ripples in the tech community ;) .

  30. I refer you to some EFF propaganda by David+Price · · Score: 5, Informative
    Disclaimer: I am a former EFF intern.

    I won't try to argue here, but I will suggest, in the interest of balance, that you check out EFF's list of legal victories.

    1. Re:I refer you to some EFF propaganda by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      in the interest of balance, where's the list of EFF defeats?

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    2. Re:I refer you to some EFF propaganda by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      hmm.. that could be read very wrong.. :)
      I mean, where's the /official/ list of defeats? Does the EFF keep one? (as in, a list which notes where the EFF has failed without being a "slam the EFF" article)

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    3. Re:I refer you to some EFF propaganda by Quila · · Score: 1

      Only the important ones, like the 2600 appeal. But to give them a break, Corely was not the dream client for a test case.

  31. I doubt it will matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if they lose that does not mean that Texas will lose their lawsuit. The EFF could set a bad precedent federally, but if a state has anti spyware laws I doubt it will matter. I'm sure most states will adopt anti spyware laws.

  32. Quote from bash org :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #577451 +(3935)- [X]

    DmncAtrny I will write on a huge cement block "By accepting this brick through your window, you accept it as is and agree to my disclaimer of all warranties, express or implied, as well as disclaimers of all liability, direct, indirect, consequential or incidental, that may arise from the installation of this brick into your building"
    DmncAtrny And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
    DmncAtrny and run like hell

  33. What happened to The Register? by zerblat · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Seriously. While they've always been a bit sensationalistic and required quite a few grains of salt, they used to be at least semi-interesting, and occationally at least somewhat funny.

    Nowadays, all their articles seem to be written by brainless trolls.

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  34. It's funny -- laugh by hcg50a · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The "article" cited by the paranoiac submitter is an opinion piece, and it is rife with humor, starting with the author's name. The submitter (and a lot of readers here) are taking this opinion piece way too seriously.

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    1. Re:It's funny -- laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just wondering... if I were to troll a troll, would that make me a troll or a woodchuck?

  35. I object by Flying+pig · · Score: 1

    We suines are much less offensive than entertainment industry executives. We do not snort massive quantities of cocaine, we do not pay ourselves vast sums of money to hand out brown envelopes to opinion formers, and we do not pay talentless bands ridiculous amounts of money to shut up and keep miming to pap. If record industry execs were replaced with pigs, the world would be a better place

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  36. Wrong by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

    Your Rights Online: EFF Has Outlived Its Usefulness?

    That's complete BS. We need more organizations like the EFF and more funding to support them. The internet should be become the greatest interactive public library in history, not a logjammed pollbooth laden series of checkpoints and chokestops.

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    1. Re:Wrong by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 1

      "That's complete BS. We need more organizations like the EFF and more funding to support them. The internet should be become the greatest interactive public library in history, not a logjammed pollbooth laden series of checkpoints and chokestops."

      And more baseball teams like the Cubs. Or more movies like Battlefield Earth.

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  37. Anagram by UESMark · · Score: 2, Funny

    I really don't have the energy to pore through the results of an anagram finder, but Bonhomie Snoutintroff seems to me to be an obvious anagram with "eff" in it. --mark

    1. Re:Anagram by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Not an anagram
      Bonhomie (French = good natured) Snout-in-troff [trough]

    2. Re:Anagram by iwrasahp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sure does. A few other things to consider:
      1) Another of his/her articles which was equally entertaining
      2) The initials B.S... how appropriate.
      3) Gotta love the bio at the end of the article

    3. Re:Anagram by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      Here, of course, are the best of the possible anagrams. The agenda of Bonhomie Snoutintroff is thus revealed:

      EFF BRITISH MOON ONTO UN
      EFF BURNISH IT MOON TOON
      EFF BOORISH IT TOM NON UN
      EFF BOORISH TIT MOON NUN
      EFF HUBRIS I TOM NOON TON
      EFF HUBRIS MOTION NON TO
      EFF HUBRIS TIM NOON TOON
      EFF HUBRIS NOTION TOM NO
      EFF BIRTH I MOON NO SUN TO
      EFF BIRTH MOTION NOON US
      EFF BIRTH SIMON NOON OUT
      EFF BIRTH UNIONS MOON TO
      EFF THUMBS IN ONION ROOT
      EFF THUMBS NOTION ORION

      I have to say, it's all becoming much clearer now. Lameness filter doesn't like caps, no it doesn't, the caps are really bad, it's like yelling, you see, it's rude, so rude, so lame to post things in caps. I wish I could just post this goddamn message without having to continually test the lameness filter to see if I can get through. I am so tired of this "feature".

  38. It's inflammatory enough... by AxemRed · · Score: 1

    While fighting the good fight is important, winning the good fight is more important in cases like this. Unlike the author, I don't consider the EFF to be unreliable, and the author doesn't present enough evidence to convince me. Even though this article may be the author's legitimate opinion, I still can't take him completely seriously as I'm still confused about what "pale vegetarians" have to do with this whole issue.

  39. Instead of whining about it... by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...maybe we should all actually do something to help. There are lots of ways to help. Groklaw is a pretty good model for how to get the word out in a clear way and really motivate people.

    It wouldn't hurt to help the EFF out with a donation in this holiday giving season. If the EFF is losing cases that it ought to be winning, I don't imagine that it's for lack of a clue. It's probably just outgunned by the huge, deep-pocketted corporations and industry associations that it takes on. EFF and ACLU seem like the two best organized outfits that are standing up for our rights, so search your sofa for loose change and help 'em both out.

    And although it sounds tired, it never hurts to let your elected representatives know what you think. If they hear from enough of us, they really will do something about it.

    1. Re:Instead of whining about it... by Trolling4Columbine · · Score: 1

      "If the EFF is losing cases that it ought to be winning, I don't imagine that it's for lack of a clue. It's probably just outgunned by the huge, deep-pocketted corporations and industry associations that it takes on."

      In other words, solve the problem by throwing money at it. Just look at what all that extra $$$ has done for our public education system.

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      Socialism: A feeling of discontent and resentment caused by a desire for the possessions or qualities of another.
    2. Re:Instead of whining about it... by torokun · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I don't think the problem is that they're losing cases they ought to be winning, but rather that they're taking (too many?) cases that they are going to lose.

      The ACLU has the same problem. Maybe they want to be seen as filers of frivolous baseless suits, but to many of us, many of the suits both groups pursue seem to have this flavor - pie in the sky...

      If they just took a few less unrealistic positions, I think they'd convince a lot more people that they're trying to do the right thing rather than just the 'left' thing. ;)

    3. Re:Instead of whining about it... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Groklaw might be a good site but it's a terrible name. It sounds like a choking parrot, and the outline of a bird on the page doesn't help any.

  40. Go have another snort, man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I despise people who despise people who at least try and are doing something to change their world. Win or lose, their doers and not just recovering cocaine addicts who call themselves Christian. ;-)

  41. April 1st already? by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    although calling it a rootkit is an exaggeration

    Exaggeration? It modifies the behavior of the OS at the lowest level possible for anyone outside Microsoft, for the purpose of hiding files and processes performing whatever Sony wants. It allows activity below the level of any user environment, thus allowing for what amounts to the ultimate in "privelage escalation". What do you call a rootkit, if not that?


    beneficial to the entertainment pigopolists

    Puh-lease. I loathe the RIAA et al as much as the next geek, but save the name-calling for the discussion. FPs should at least pretend to have some objectivity. If I still believed in Slashdot Editors (you know, like Santa and the Tooth Fairy), I would say they should never have let this one through.

    1. Re:April 1st already? by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      True that. You know, if it looks like a rootkat and meows like a rootkat, it's probably a rootkat.

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      Global warming is a cube.
    2. Re:April 1st already? by interiot · · Score: 1
      What do you call a rootkit, if not that?
      Exactly! Perhaps the author meant it doesn't have a backdoor instead, and wasn't installed by a criminal organization (both things almost always coincident with rootkits), but it's nonetheless clearly classified as a rootkit. Anything that:

      1. patches the kernel, and
      2. hides files and processes related to it in an attempt to evade detection and removal

      is clearly a rootkit.

  42. Sony has more money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not an issue of "legal"; Sony has more money, and can out spend EFF. Same thing happend to Bleem!; they didn't violate any laws, they just couldn't outspend the giant.

  43. They listed the worst possible cases... by butters+the+odd · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know about everyone else, but looking through the list of cases they show that the EFF has lost, I don't think any of them were winnable. They all seem to be cases where they have challenged a law or prior judicial ruling and went in knowing the chances of winning the case were slim. I'm just glad that there are people out there who will take on the big companies even if it is hopeless.

  44. Problem with the courts not the EFF? by diometres · · Score: 1

    This article seems to miss the point that the EFF is not deciding these cases - judges are, based on laws enacted by congress. So what if they loose? I could argue that I was right in killing someone, but that doesn't mean I will win if it is against the law. My argument could be sound, as in I didn't like that person, but regardless of what I think or how well I argue, it is still illegal. I think the EFF deserves kudos for making the most of a legal system that is hostile to their point of view.

  45. US judges don't like to make political decisions by StevenMaurer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A failure of many people in the European left is that they try to use politically motivated judges and commissions when they lose in the court of public opinion. Americans don't think highly of the practice, because it is essentially anti-democratic. US judges don't think much of the practice because they know that their only inherent power comes from the respect of the people - a power they'd quickly lose if they became viewed as politicans in judicial robes. Of course, this has already happened in Europe and the UN, which is why they're dominated by toothless judges and commissions that everyone but their political allies ignore.

    The EFF's weakness isn't that they lose. It's that they fight cases they shouldn't. You want to structure things so that even if you lose in the court because the law's wrong, the publicity is positive so that you can go to the people to make the law right. Never take a case that detracts from your credibility.

    Case in point: Mr. "Bonhomie Snoutintroff" whines that the EFF won't be able to get a US judge to rule that anonymous travel on eminently hijackable aircraft is a fundamental right. Well, duh. In the face of worldwide terrorism, NO ONE could do that. It's settled law that aircraft travel is not treated the same as walking down the street (which is why the government can legally search you prior to boarding). The real question is why did the EFF take this up at all? Is there no better place to spend their energies?

    Pick your fights, EFF. Pick your fights.

  46. Even if you actually listen to this guy... by Internet+Ronin · · Score: 0

    Even if you listen to what this guy has to say, you realize his argument is inherently denied. Aside from from Texas, who's laws allow for civil and criminal proceeding against this (and is thereby being prosecuted by the State of Texas) WHO exactly is supposed to prosecute Sony? If the EFF doesn't do it, no one will. Texas is an exception because of anti-spyware legislation that gives the State, and all it's resources, the ability to tackle Sony. I didn't notice Bonhomie offering to pony up the cash to take on what is probably going to be the corporate equivalent of the Dream Team in Sony's legal muscle...

  47. Better to fight *and* win by quanticle · · Score: 1

    Its better to fight and win, rather than fight, lose, and set bad precedent, which is precisely what the EFF has been doing.

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  48. I think he missed some research by bakreule · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They also defended 2600 publisher Eric Corely, who was barred from posting or linking to the DeCSS DVD descrambling utility of "DVD Jon" fame, and they lost.

    Umm, please correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the case eventually get thrown out? Or, to put it more precisely, didn't the MPAA give up because they knew the cat was out of the bag? Isn't he know free, and writing lots of other interesting stuff?

    Indeed, there is no good reason why anyone should not be permitted to travel incognito, and many good reasons why one should. This is a case that can, and should, be won. Surely, only an EFF principal could blow this one, yet blow it he did.

    What? This is the absolute worst environment to be trying this kind of case. We have a "war on terror", and this guy thinks a case involving NOT identifying oneself while boarding a plane is a good idea that "should" be won? This guy is nuts...

    I have no idea about the EFF's track record, but this guy seems to be wildly off....

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    Trains stop at a train station
    On my desk there's a workstation....

    1. Re:I think he missed some research by JSBiff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, if you read farther in the article, he suggests that incongito travellers *should* be searched thouroughly (and their baggage) to ensure they aren't a threat. As long as you know they aren't a threat, the reasoning goes, why do you care who they are?

      This is one of those things that I, personally, could go either way on. Does it really hurt public safety if unidentified passengers are on a flight? Maybe - I don't know, I'm not an expert in this kind of thing. But it does seem like, if someone is willing to go through a more thourough and invasive check, in order to remain anonymous, that they should be allowed.

      I'm not that old, but I'm old enough to remember the Cold War rhetoric about how the Soviet Union restricted travel throughout it's territories/member states, with many border checkpoints and things, and how the USA was so much better because you could freely travel, without having to always stop and identify yourself, and how this was an example of American Freedom. How the Soviet Union was an invasive Police State. Well, while you can still travel by car relatively freely, any time you get on a plane, you MUST identify yourself.

      As long as it can be demonstrated that you have no weapons/exlplosives/biological weapons, etc, and are just a normal, harmless traveller, why should you have to identify yourself as a matter of Federal Law? Now, the argument also could go that as long as the airlines want you to identify yourself, since the airplane is their private property, you have to do so, or else forfeit the privelege of flying on that plane. I would be more comfortable with airlines that require identification, than having it mandated by Federal Law, and more comfortable if the airlines had to protect my identity unless due process (subpeonas/warrants) was followed to get that info from them.

    2. Re:I think he missed some research by sakusha · · Score: 2, Informative
      Umm, please correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the case eventually get thrown out? Or, to put it more precisely, didn't the MPAA give up because they knew the cat was out of the bag?

      OK. You're wrong. Corely lost all the way up to the 2nd District Court of Appeals, the last step before the Supreme Court. He did not appeal to SCOTUS, the EFF even has a press release on their site announcing they gave up.
      At least the PLAINTIFF knew when he was beaten, unlike the EFF.
  49. story as old as time by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    well meaning idealism doesn't work in the real world

    pragmatism does, and you don't have to sacrifice any of your ideals to be pragmatic about how to work them. in other words, you don't sacrifice your principles by playing them correctly, it's an unfounded fear that by playing it any other way except straight you are somehow sacrificing your ideals. this is not a cynical observation, it's a tactical one

    the ivory tower approach to life may well make you feel smug and superior in life, but it doesn't help with a messy struggle in the mud. you don't lose when you go the idealistic route, you just wind up not playing the game, and becoming irrelevant to the causes you care about

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:story as old as time by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      That's why I recommend violence as a means to solve conflicts like these. There's nothing like a kick in the groin to bring somebody around to your way of thinking! Pragmatism at its finest.

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      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
  50. The EFF should have won... by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The DeCSS case: Why did nobody anywhere think to point out that encrypting a file does not prevent it from ebing copied.

    The Sonny Bone law challenge: This was just naive. Of course the court isn't going to make a decision that will make the entire media industry's assets worthless. Lessig should have included the argument that 99% of media profits would not be affected if copyright was rolled back to 14 years.

    1. Re:The EFF should have won... by bmetzler · · Score: 1
      he DeCSS case: Why did nobody anywhere think to point out that encrypting a file does not prevent it from ebing copied.

      Because maybe that wasn't about what the case was about. Maybe the case was more about breaking the CSS encryption then movies being copied. I don't know, but it is worth a thought.

      -Brent
    2. Re:The EFF should have won... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I read the summary. There were a lot of comments that after being sdecrypted it could be copied "like any other file". No mention of the fact that before it was decrypted, it could be copied like any other file. And if they pointed this out, then it would demonstrably not be a measure to prevent copying.

    3. Re:The EFF should have won... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Because CSS wasn't a copy control mechanism, it was a CONTENT control mechanism. Since it controlled COPYRIGHTED content, its reverse engineering fell under the DMCA.

    4. Re:The EFF should have won... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The MPAA's argument was that DeCSS allowed the data to be copied. Perhaps if that argument was defeated then the MPAA would also have argued that it allowed the data to be accessed, but they didn't need to.

    5. Re:The EFF should have won... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Ah, ok. That I did not know. I was only assuming from what logic would assume, but *AA aren't known for their intelligence.

  51. Re:They say that Americans never understand Irony. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This American finds it ironic the correction you've provided is, in fact, incorrect: the word you were looking for was "satire."

  52. Newmark suit (ReplayTV) by eggboard · · Score: 3, Informative

    First, EFF doesn't always lose. That's a gross mischaracterization of their efforts.

    Second, sometimes losing is the only way to cast in stark relief deep efforts by companies to hide what they're doing. This will (eventually) produce a change only if citizens want their rights back and elect folks who campaign (however cynically) on that matter. It's not important to constituents on the whole yet. Hollywood's contributions are laughably small in the scale of things.

    Third, the Newmark v. lawsuit that I was part of to preserve consumer rights in the ReplayTV lawsuit, established a precedent even though we didn't "win." The suit was eventually settled by ReplayTV's buyer (the company that bought the product line out of bankruptcy of the parent firm), but the judge in the case allowed us as consumers to join a lawsuit in which consumer rights were threatened. Thank you, EFF.

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    Freelance tech journalist for the Economist, MIT Technology Review, Macworld, and others
    1. Re:Newmark suit (ReplayTV) by Dominic+Burns · · Score: 1

      This will (eventually) produce a change only if citizens want their rights back and elect folks who campaign (however cynically) on that matter.

      I don't mean to be rude to you or anyone else, but the majority of people I know [Joe Sixpack, to use the US vernacular] haven't a clue what their rights are now. Hell, I'm not sure half the time and I spend a lot of time reading up.

      Surely it's very hard to claim something back when you don't even know you've lost it in the first place, or even ever had it?

      As to the voting system solving any problems - dude, wake up....

  53. Re:They say that Americans never understand Irony. by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

    Sarcasm is NOT the same as irony

    Actually, sarcasm IS irony. Specically, it is a type of verbal irony.

  54. You god damn right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mudsuck them before they mudsuck you. However, the issue is what to do after you mudsuck them.

    Do you fucking try to "win hearts and minds"? Or do you fucking brutally subjugate them, wipe out their violent religious and cultural history, place women in positions of power, and move onto the next son of a bitch?

    Cortez did it right. I say start fucking executing Sony executives and managers.

  55. The long and short of it... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    The short answer is: Yes...

    The long answer is: Yes...

  56. Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

    Let's not delve into impassioned arguments for or against this. Let us merely examine the EFF's track record in court... and realize they're a detriment to the defendant. I have experience with the EFF, on a personal level. I heard the inane and weak oral testimony of its unprepared lawyers and their asinine ramblings in their legal briefs... the kind of work you'd expect out of a second-year law student, not an organization chartered and established to fight for "electronic freedom."

    The EFF is indeed a detriment to any case it takes; any plaintiff or defendant it sides with. Who cares if the author has a "personal bent" against the EFF? You can dismiss the author's agenda and analyze the facts for yourself. Do not block out the message simply because of your dislike for the presentation. Any way you cut it, the EFF's track record suggests incompetence and bumbling almost every step of the way. Had they been participating in moot court at a law school, they would have scored a "D" or an "F".

    Let's cut all the rhetoric and call a spade a spade... the EFF is a farce. Stop supporting them.

  57. Must there be only one? by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
    As the article clearly states, the question is not whether to "fight the good fight", but rather, who should fight the good fight. The article isn't inflammatory. It asks the legitimate question of whether the EFF should handle the Sony DRM case.

    Why can't the EFF lodge a suit on a given issue alongside suits by state Attorney Generals, the Fed, etc? They can all try their approaches, whether they differ or not, right?

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    - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
    1. Re:Must there be only one? by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of Richard Pryor's lament about Leon Spinks being the Heavyweight Champion at one time. "Dear God, please don't let him win. If he does win, please don't let the media interview him." It's a lot like some Christians just wish that some high-profile "ministers" would just shut up, and some Muslims wish that some high-profile Imams would just go away, etc......

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      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

  58. Here's the suit. by Internet+Ronin · · Score: 1, Informative

    If anyone is interested, this is a 30 page suit that is being brought on behalf citizens of California (class action suit) by the EFF. It seems like a well reasoned, and sound case. In fact, I'm willing to bet that the EFF is going to beat Sony on this, though I know only a bit about the California Penal Code and the Consumer Legal Remedies Act ( the statues under which this is being prosecuted).

    http://news.findlaw.com/hdocs/docs/cyberlaw/hullvs ony112105cmp.pdf

    compare this with the filing by the State of Texas, six pages, and see if you think that the EFF didn't provide a ton of valuable knowledge to the California filing.

    http://news.findlaw.com/hdocs/docs/cyberlaw/txsony 112105pet.pdf

  59. There are several suits proceding by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Informative
    If not the EFF, who else is willing to take up the fight?

    Last I heard, state AG's for Massachussetts, Texas, and California were all lining up their own suits as well.

    Doesn't mean the EFF shouldn't also be in the crowd though. The more the better.

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    - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
  60. Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sarcasm, irony, satire, whatever excuse the fanboys dream up it doesn't matter, either way it's troll shit made by and for people with low intelligence who think they're funny.

    The Register - shit for shitheads.

  61. Difficult to argue policy by Kevbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For the most part, the EFF argues policy when they go before the judge. It is very difficult to take the stance that EFF does and say, to this effect: "Even though Eric Corley/Grokster/etc violated the statute, it does not stand to reason that this party should be at fault because the very nature of the statute is wrong." Or something to that effect.

    The EFF takes the most difficult side and tries to prevail. Even if they are not successful in the courts, they are certainly successful at raising awareness. Furthermore, there is no "public defender" for copyright cases. If you violate someone's copyright, you are paying for your own lawyer. The ACLU is not going to jump in, so your only chance at a defense is to spend out-of-pocket, or get an organization like the EFF to back you up. Even if you do pay money for a lawyer, much of his work has been done by the EFF, which results in lower fees for the client

    I do not think the EFF has outlived its usefulness.

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    In Vino Veritas
  62. Losing is not necessary bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not necessary a bad thing. Even if EFF loses, that's ok because then it can tell the Congress that the law sucks and it needs to be changed. One thing people tent to forget is that one of the primary function of the courts is to interpret the laws passed by the Congress. It is Congress' job to make laws.

    As matter of fact, Sony should hope that it would loose. This is because then Sony could raise an army of lobbiests and tell their own employee (US side) to flood their local politicians with letters like how this would hurt Sony and ultimate cause job losses in America and all that good stuff. Given that most of politicians are sensitive about jobs in their own local area, I have no doubt Sony should able to get someone to either sponsor or try to attach what Sony wants on an un-related bill.

    Losing a case is not a bad thing. It just means whoever the loser is can bitch to law makers to have the law changed. Unless the new law conflic with existing law, the courts won't have too much of a choice.

  63. Minor Detail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Register is a British publication, and it's very likely the author is British also" should probably read "The Register is an internet publication, and it's very likely the author has internet access also.

    "I guess this Brit feels he (or she) is a really good judge of American lawyers and the American legal system..."

    I just want to say good on you for not making baseless assumptions about the author.

  64. MGM v. Grokster by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read the SCOTUS opinion. The EFF might have argued for the losing side, but SCOTUS did let the Betamax precident stand, and even declined to further limit it. Please take what I write with a bit of salt, for IANAL.

    What SCOTUS said was that Betamax (AKA Sony) was not a carte blanche to facilitate copyright infringement, and that actions taken outside the realm of actual.technology are legitimate targets. In other words, technology per se is off the table provided that it satisfies Sony (the precident, not the company). However, if I sell photocopiers and say "Buy my photocopiers! They are great to copy books with," then I may have stepped over the line.

    In many very important ways, the technology community won a number of important victories in the Grokster case, and the media companies were given an arguably fair system, and this is likely to help forestall the next wave of media-bought acts (for example, keeping the INDUCE act from being reintroduced).

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    1. Re:MGM v. Grokster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you a professional spin doctor?

  65. It's an OPINION piece, not an "Article" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God you people get easily inflamed.

    Let's go through this...

    It's clearly listed as an opinion piece, meant to be taken with agrain of salt (just read the alcohol and cocaine snippets in the author bio at the end.

    However, the opinion seems to be based on facts. Whether cases were lost because of Juries, Judges, or EFF lawyers is I think, what the debate should be about.

    Incompetence runs rampant. Just because a venerable institution like the EFF seems like it should be immune from utter incompetence doesn't make it so. Up until this last President, I thought there was a limit to the sheer incompetence of the US Governement. I was clearly mistaken.

    Why should the riteous be above reproach or criticism.

    HOWEVER!!!

    This critique coming from .uk seems a bit rich. Don't most other countries just roll over? Do they even have EFF's over there?

  66. Re:Fight the good fight TO WIN by kd3bj · · Score: 1

    If Jesus had a better lawyer, he could have saved the world AND avoided that whole crucifixion thing.

  67. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1
    You can dismiss the author's agenda and analyze the facts for yourself.

    Good point. Where are your facts? Nowhere? Ah well. Good night, and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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    Those who can, do. Those who can't, sue.
  68. And that's why Trotskites suck. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Congratulations. You've just given us a graphic demonstration of why Trotskites suck.

    Promote more of the very thing you hate in order to make the people hurt enough to drive them into revolt? Look at what happened with your own example, prohibition.

    The temperance movement got a ban on liquor - a recreational drug with significant downsides. Net effect was to make it more popular and fund the development of organized crime, the BATF, and self-defense bans in the US.

    After a decade of horrendous body counts and far larger counts of people injured by adulterated product and gang violence, public pressure finally got the law repealed. But the dead were still dead, the crippled were still crippled, and organized crime is still with us - along with the out of control bureaucracies, which were converted to drug (starting with marijuana) and firearms law enforcement rather than disbanded.

    The harm continues, and escalates, to this day, with urban drug gangs and violence, RICOing of drug users' assets, and such debacles as Waco and Ruby Ridge.

    All this over the freedom to have a little drink when you party.

    Yet you advocate repeating this DELIBERATELY as your solution to restrictions on information technology? A decade of war - or more, since that technology is the main tool of resistance?

    Then there's the other thing such groups do: Disrupt any tyranny-resistance organization that isn't doing things THEIR way, in order to take it over if it can be, destroy it if not. Here we have the first meeting of such an organization, and (as is usual for first meetings) it has a lot of disorganization and a heavy sprinkling of well-meaning flakes among the activists. These things generally get sorted out quickly, if proceedings aren't disrupted. So what do you do? When they don't instantly do things your way, you disrupt them.

    Congratulations. Maybe you killed it. Maybe you just made it less responsive to popular input. But you certainly aren't getting the problem solved.

    Unless the problem is Trotskyites - and other, similar, communist/socialist factions.

    That problem you're putting right in people's faces, so they can see what you are.

    Back in the '60s we had a saying: "Trots are a case of the slow runs." Thanks for showing us it's true in the naughties as well.

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    1. Re:And that's why Trotskites suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations. You've just given us a graphic demonstration of why Trotskites suck.

      Congratulations. You've just given us a graphic demonstration of your lack of reading comprehension skills.

      The author is clearly not a Trotskyist. (Use of the term 'Trotskyite' is a simple clue, utterly obvious tongue-in-cheek tone is another...) You can't blame either on the other.

    2. Re:And that's why Trotskites suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I was the original author of the article.

      Being unable to tell the difference between being a member of a Movement, and the playful fiddling with something from its toolkit, is an oddly American myopia.

    3. Re:And that's why Trotskites suck. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Being unable to tell the difference between being a member of a Movement, and the playful fiddling with something from its toolkit, is an oddly American myopia.

      We have a saying: "By their works shall you know them."

      It doesn't make a difference if you're a card-carrying Trot, PL, CP, a pretender, or someone just "playfully fiddling with someting from [their] toolkit". Disrupting an organizational meeting of people trying to deal with a danagerous political problem is a step down the path to tyranny. Advocating making the tyrrany worse is another. They get you equally far regardless of your affiliation or "playfulness" when you take them.

      And when people are lining up on the barricades, in courtrooms, or up against a wall, it's only your past actions, not your affiliations, that will influence your location. No one will be interested in WHY you did things, just in WHAT you did.

      This is NOT a game.

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  69. Stolen quote by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

    You don't fight the fights you can win; you fight the fights that need fighting.

    Thank you EFF for standing up for my rights.

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  70. It's a freaking JOKE people! Not an article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see subject

  71. Missing punctuation in article title by autophile · · Score: 1
    I think the title should have been "EFF Has Outlived Its Usefulness?!"

    --Rob

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  72. People need to stand up and fight! by dso · · Score: 1

    I find it so annoying that people collapse, and give in, when some corporation / public insitution tell a person to stop doing something.

    I've been dealing with a pharmaceutical company for over two years and am currently the target of a lawsuit for libel and interference with economic interest because of my website. However, without the website, many people would be unaware that this company had serious violations the Food & Drug Act. But it needs to be said, and I won't back down.

    Take a stand and hold your position. Most of the time if you hold on long enough you will win.

  73. Win the playoffs, lose the super bowl by SuperFunFunFun · · Score: 1

    The article is really unfair to EFF, but the kernel of truth is that the EFF has lost several really important cases that have led to tremendously bad precident. To be fair, they win more than they lose and they often go in with fewer resources than their corporately powered opponents. Reality is the deCSS case and Eldred vs. Ashcroft were very serious cases that established precidents that have been used to whittle away at the freedom available to all on the internet. The EFF was represented very well but took a risky strategy of setting up the trial court decision for appeal and reversal not at the appealate court level, but at the supreme court level. It's a lot like going to vegas and betting the house on a single blackjack hand. If your first card is a 10 or higher you feel like you have a shot. Unfortunately, they had a At the end of the day, I'm glad the EFF is there and they absolutely deserve your continued support. They also need reminded that the margin for error in their endevour is very slim. That is why I'm glad to see the Register provide that reminder - so next time they make it to the super bowl, they remember to play to win.

  74. Mr. Miscavige! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Preaching the virtue of Fair Game again, I see...

  75. Rootkit by Giometrix · · Score: 1
    Sony installed stealth spyware on many thousands of Windows computers (although calling it a rootkit is an exaggeration)...

    Why is calling Sony's software a rootkit considered an exaggeration?

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  76. Slashdot vs Reality by Seltsam · · Score: 1

    I'll get -1 Troll for this, but who cares.

    What's next, Slashdot linking articles from The Onion and thinking they are real? Better yet, BBSpot contains real news!

  77. Slashdot definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something slashdot readers don't like = flame bait.

    Something slashdot readers like = forward thinking.

    I think this article is great. So far, at least in the U.S., all of our rights keep getting eroded and nothing is being done to stop it. If the EFF isn't doing a good job why can't someone make that point without it being flamebait or a personal attack?

    It's kind of like the political party that refuses to understand that it's leaders and messages aren't reaching the people and instead blame failure on everything else.

    The points that are made are valid questions. It's OK to question governments, Microsoft, etc... but if you question Linux or a group friendly to slashdot readers it's a travesty!

    Stop being so damn one sided and grow up.

  78. The Register needs mod as TROLL by redelm · · Score: 1
    Commercial media exists to sell eyeballs to it's customers, the advertisers. Ink, photons or electrons, it doesn't matter. Nor does It matter how these eyeballs are harvested. Some are attracted by breaking news, others by insight, and still others by flamebait. You see all three in varying portions in all media, from The Economist and NYT through to The National Enqirer and The Register.

  79. No money in education by Tony · · Score: 2, Informative

    In other words, solve the problem by throwing money at it. Just look at what all that extra $$$ has done for our public education system.

    This is satire, right?

    If you are talking about the United States, we hardly spend any money at all on education, comparatively-speaking.

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    1. Re:No money in education by Trolling4Columbine · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then why are we 4th in spending dollars-per-student? It seems that a lot of other countries are doing just fine with less.

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    2. Re:No money in education by Krater76 · · Score: 1

      I blame the south. They really tank our standardized testing average.

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  80. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

    "Good point. Where are your facts? Nowhere? Ah well. Good night, and don't let the door hit you on the way out."

    That's a fine pollyanna bromide, and while such empty platitudes might boost your ego they do little to support your position. As I reiterated in another post, I have personal experience with the EFF. What I opine regarding this matter is based on said experience. In addition, those without the benefit of said experience are welcome to peruse the public record with regard to such matters. Most court cases involving the EFF clearly demonstrate their lack of skillful legal argument and less than polished or informed oral arguments.

    Your non-responsive invective is exactly what I'd expect from someone lacking direct experience in working with the EFF on these matters, yet still trying to deflect foundational criticism.

  81. No. by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

    The EFF is like the boy who cried wolf. They cried wolf so loudly at every single infringement that now something serious like the Sony rootkit happens and now we question whether or not their even effective. They NEED to be for this.

  82. Article's comment on Gilmore is wrong by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Informative
    his unreasonable demand that he not be subject to any security measures, like a bag search and a pat down,
    According to this article he accepted physical security measures in order to board an aircraft. Gilmore has a valid point: identity checks don't make us any more secure. The 9/11 hijackers all had (or had access to) documents that would have passed identity checks. On the other hand, physical security checks can be linked quite closely to security of the aircraft.
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  83. Fight the good fight by Syberghost · · Score: 1

    The article's point isn't that it's not right to "fight the good fight". The point is that if you're going to do that, you should fight *A* good fight.

    I wrote to the EFF about a legal problem I was having in 1998. Still awaiting their response.

  84. Not precedent by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2, Informative
    Usually rulings do not set precedent until an appeals court rules on them. But, if there is a ruling in a case, Collateral Estoppelapplies to the parties in the case. If the EFF brings a case and wins, if it a good win.

    Even when they loose, they win. They bring the issue to light. If you don't like how they handle a case, then you take the case over or hire a lawyer to take the case over.

    This applies to doctors, lawyers, fighters, etc. If you only take easy cases, you can always win. If Mike Tyson only fights drunks at the local bar, he will always win. If you only take hard cases, you may lose more than you win.

  85. Never mind the title... by p.rican · · Score: 1
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  86. William F. Buckley Jr. was defended by the ACLU by Omega · · Score: 2, Informative
    That's the problem I have with the ACLU. I'm completely opposed to them on most of their favorite issues, so I would be disinclined to ask for their help on anything, even something I do think they got right. It's probably not fair to them, but I associate them with the whole range of their positions, good and bad.
    You'd probably be surprised to know that William F. Buckley Jr. was defended by the ACLU in the 70's; and William F. Buckley Jr. is definitely not who you'd think of as your typical ACLU supporter. They've also defended Rush Limbaugh and the KKK -- not because the ACLU agrees with their beliefs, but because they support their civil rights.

    That's why I'm kind of confused by your statement that you're "opposed to them on most of their favorite issues..." Their favorite issues are defending the constitution and your civil rights. How can you be opposed to your civil rights?

  87. Don't let the facts get in the way... by Bun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article: "Finally, EFF co-founder and board member John Gilmore has independently taken up one of the more important civil-liberties causes of recent years, attempting to sue for the right to travel by air within the USA without having to show identification. This is a very important case, and it's up for appeal later this week, so let's dwell on it a bit.
    Indeed, there is no good reason why anyone should not be permitted to travel incognito, and many good reasons why one should. This is a case that can, and should, be won. Surely, only an EFF principal could blow this one, yet blow it he did. The combination of Gilmore's preposterous and inflammatory libertarian rhetoric and his unreasonable demand that he not be subject to any security measures, like a bag search and a pat down, mean that his appeal, scheduled for 8 December, will almost certainly go down the tubes with his original attempt.
    "

    I'm grateful that the man is willing to volunteer his time to defend citizens' rights in the courts, but deliberately lumping elements that will surely be defeated into a winnable case makes you wonder who's side he's really on.

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  88. Andrew Orlowski should try using is real name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem is that Andrew Orlowski had a crush on Cory Doctorow, but ever since his love went unrequited he has been out to get the EFF. Sadly he now is using this silly pseudonym.

  89. Unfortunately, they had a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...$sys$ in their sentence...

  90. This looks like a joke.... by X · · Score: 1

    If you read the description of the author at the end of the article, it reads:

    Bonhomie Snoutintroff is a plain-spoken strong leader in cyberspace. He did poorly in school but his family is rich and well connected, so he's served as CEO of numerous, well-known Internet ventures that for various reasons unrelated to his forward-looking guidance no longer exist. He developed a cocaine and alcohol problem, although he refuses to dwell on the past: his mission is to bring honor and dignity to the IT profession. His keen insight as a global techno-visionary is matched only by his Christian humility.

    It seems like this is much ado about nothing.

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  91. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

    I have experience with the EFF, and I say they're great. See how easy it is to make unsubstantiated claims? Perhaps you should describe your bad experience. If you're not a troll, prove it.

  92. exaggeration? by DeBeuk · · Score: 1

    calling it a rootkit is an exaggeration

    No, it's not.

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  93. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

    "I have experience with the EFF, and I say they're great. See how easy it is to make unsubstantiated claims? Perhaps you should describe your bad experience. If you're not a troll, prove it."

    I'm already well-known in the online community, and my many legal battles are public record. Not only is it not my job to do your research for you, it is irrelevant and immaterial to my commentary. Just as I have had to research matters on my own, so should you. I have no duty to spoon-feed you my knowledge. This is my last response to you. Get off your armchair if you wish to progress beyond conjecture and meritless posturing, and begin addressing the issues at hand.

  94. Pale What???? by old_unicorn · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with being pale or a vegetarian?????

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  95. Re:Fight the good fight TO WIN by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    "If Jesus had a better lawyer, he could have saved the world AND avoided that whole crucifixion thing."

    That's an excellent case for making every declarative statement end with "YMMV."

    YMMV.

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  96. I loved the author's 'bio'. by sysgeek01 · · Score: 1

    Bonhomie Snoutintroff is a plain-spoken strong leader in cyberspace. He did poorly in school but his family is rich and well connected, so he's served as CEO of numerous, well-known Internet ventures that for various reasons unrelated to his forward-looking guidance no longer exist. He developed a cocaine and alcohol problem, although he refuses to dwell on the past: his mission is to bring honor and dignity to the IT profession. His keen insight as a global techno-visionary is matched only by his Christian humility.

    Pretty funny and how much integrity do you think that he really has?

  97. Maybe the Register needs to die? by Pollardito · · Score: 1

    as it stands now, we're all much better off if they're arguing the other side of an issue

  98. Re:Fight the good fight TO WIN by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Nah... Barabas just had better PR at the time.

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  99. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

    "I have experience with the EFF, and I say they're great. See how easy it is to make unsubstantiated claims? Perhaps you should describe your bad experience. If you're not a troll, prove it."

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=170322&cid=141 94947

    Now go away, troll... or learn to use the "search" feature, or read about how to use a search engine.

  100. You unwittingly defend the wrong things by Loundry · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The ACLU supports civil rights. The way "the system" works is that it takes away the civil rights of the most despised (terrorists, etc.) and disenfranchised (poor, underclass) first and most people support these actions since these people are "evil".

    The ACLU does support the mujahideen, granted. But it's not just "poor" people that it supports. It also has supported NAMBLA and serial predatory child rapists. How's that for civil rights? Not only does it support the right of people to raise money for suicide-bombing jihadists who would gladly kill me for being gay (I am gay), would gladly kidnap my child (adoptive parents have no rights in Islam, an e-mail debate from a rep of whyislam.org confirmed this), and would gladly kill me for being an infidel (I'm an atheist, not a "protected" "person of the book") -- but the ACLU also sticks up for the rights of people who would want to rape and kill my child and then lobby for that person's right to NOT be executed after they do so.

    The old saying... "I may not agree with what you are saying but I will defend (to the death) your right to say it." (attributed to Voltaire)

    And here's the sad part: I totally agree with this statement. It is granted by the First Amendment, and I think gay-bashing Neo-Nazis have every right in the world to say whatever they want, no matter how offensive and upsetting it is to me. What I don't understand is how you extend this to also include the protection mujahideen who would gladly detonate a dirty bomb in my bathroom and the NAMBLA creeps who are plotting to molest my child. This goes beyond protecting the right to speech. Instead, it is the most disgusting conclusion of the "Everyone Is Special" mindset that too many liberals live by. I like the way that SeanBaby put it: "Lots of people suffer from the delusion that every life is worth saving."

    So while the way that the ACLU stands up for the rights of people who do things that do not infringe on others life, liberty or property (such as drug use, acts of homosexuality, death with dignity, etc.), these noble deeds are wholly eclipsed by the fact that the ACLU has unfailingly stuck up for the rights of serial predatory child rapists and violent totalitarian jihadi zealots. The ACLU has little to do with defending individual rights and everything to do with advancing a socialist agenda.

    Now, if you're a socialist then you might like that, and I won't stop you from your own individual thoughts and feelings. But I wholly object to you painting the ACLU as some kind of organization which has my rights in mind. I don't think they do at all.

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    1. Re:You unwittingly defend the wrong things by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      the fact that the ACLU has unfailingly stuck up for the rights of serial predatory child rapists and violent totalitarian jihadi zealots

      References, please, and ones that somehow make these cases different from other civil liberties cases (remember, these liberties apply to everyone).

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    2. Re:You unwittingly defend the wrong things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you're missing the point, aren't you? Of course they're not worried about your rights in particular. At the moment you don't need your rights defended. But, partially on account of statements like yours, these "NAMBLA creeps" do.

      If that doesn't help... I'm not going to drag out the old Jews-and-communists-and-so-forth quote, but it's still true. By the time the ACLU needs to defend ordinary people like you and me, it will already be far too late.

    3. Re:You unwittingly defend the wrong things by 2short · · Score: 1


      So if it were up to you, Neo-Nazis who want to kill millions of people would get freedom of speech, but muslims who want to kill millions of people wouldn't. Interesting; I'm not entirely sure what the logic is there. Here's my plan: How about if we let everybody have freedom of speech, just don't let them kill or rape people.

      You seem to be sugesting that the ACLU defends peoples right to be "serial predatory child rapists" or "violent totalitarian jihadi zealots" as opposed to just defending peoples right to free speech regardless of who they are. Of course, you can't really be saying that can you? Because that would be completely idiotic.

      "The ACLU has little to do with defending individual rights and everything to do with advancing a socialist agenda."
      Never mind.

    4. Re:You unwittingly defend the wrong things by Loundry · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      References, please

      How smug of you.

      http://www.militantislammonitor.org/article/id/567

      You need only search a little bit to figure out what CAIR's agenda is, and the ACLU supports CAIR, which means they support this:

      "Those who stay in America should be open to society without melting, keeping Mosques open so anyone can come and learn about Islam. If you choose to live here, you have a responsibility to deliver the message of Islam ... Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faiths, but to become dominant. The Koran, the Muslim book of scripture, should be the highest authority in America, and Islam the only accepted religion on Earth." - Omar Ahmad

      As a gay man, how should I feel about the organization which stands up for the people who want to make Islam the highest authority in America and who gives money to offensive mujahideen?

      As far as defending child predators goes, it's a quick search, too. Shame, shame, shame on me for posting a link to the concerned christian bitches of America, but it's not like a liberal website is going to report on this:

      http://www.cultureandfamily.org/articledisplay.asp ?id=727&department=CFI&categoryid=cfreport

      Here's the money quote:

      "If I murdered or raped someone before, I can go to the parks," Falk said.

      How should I feel about the group that stands up for that person's right to be around my 5-year-old in the park? Does my son not deserve to be safe from harm?

      If I were you, I would answer back about "he having served his time" and what not, which means that you would gladly put my son in danger of a serial predatory child molester because you certainly wouldn't want a serial predatory child molester's rights infringed upon. If I were you, I would answer that with, "It's not about his rights, it's about everyone's! Because if they can do it to him, they can do it to you!" Wrong again! I'm not a serial predatory child molester.

      And that seems to be what the ACLU is about: sticking up for the rights of the mujahideen and the serial predatory child molesters in the world. When it comes to victims of frivolous lawsuits, or victims of emininet domain abuse, or victims of hate crimes where the "wrong" colors are involved, then the ACLU is no where to be found! So, quite frankly, fuck them right up the ass with a red-hot iron poker. They don't care about individual rights to life, liberty, or property. They want their own weird "Everyone is Special" agenda.

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    5. Re:You unwittingly defend the wrong things by Loundry · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So if it were up to you, Neo-Nazis who want to kill millions of people would get freedom of speech, but muslims who want to kill millions of people wouldn't. Interesting; I'm not entirely sure what the logic is there.

      It's called a strawman argument.

      I support the right of Neo-Nazis and Mujahideen to say that they hate and are superior to everyone. I do not support the right of Neo-Nazis and and Mujahideen to make threats.

      Here's my plan: How about if we let everybody have freedom of speech, just don't let them kill or rape people.

      Do you remember the Nuremberg files online? That was a website by a pro-life nutcase who listed the names and addresses of abortion providers. When one of those abortion providers happened to be killed by another pro-life nutcase, the owner of the website would scratch out the victim's name from the list. Does that qualify as "free speech" to you? The owner of the website wasn't killing or raping anyone.

      You seem to be sugesting that the ACLU defends peoples right to be "serial predatory child rapists" or "violent totalitarian jihadi zealots" as opposed to just defending peoples right to free speech regardless of who they are. Of course, you can't really be saying that can you? Because that would be completely idiotic.

      Good thing I didn't suggest it then. I do not maintain that the ACLU defends a person's right to be a serial predatory child rapist or a violent totalitarian mujahideen. At the same time, the ACLU definately stands up for the civil rights of those people. You seem to think that their civil rights are worth saving, and, on that point, you and I violently disagree. Those fuckers should be shot, not defended. Shame on the ACLU for sticking up for those bastards. They want to molest/kidnap my child and murder me. I'm supposed to be concerned about their rights? They have the right to die, god dammit!

      Never mind.

      You call yourself "progressive"? Tell me, how gay-friendly is Islam? How woman-friendly is it? Please help me figure this out, becuase I see a lot of "progressives" sticking up for muslim fuckers (who would gladly cut off my genitals because I'm a faggot), and I think they do it all in the name of their intense, irrational, seething hatred for Chimpy McBushitler. Is me and my family worth sacrificing to the muslim god in the name of destroying BushCO? It certainly seems that ay.

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    6. Re:You unwittingly defend the wrong things by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      the ACLU is one of few recognizing that the latest pedophile witch hunt is just that, a witch hunt. there has not been an increase in number of child molestations and rapes. here in NY die fuehrer patacki has used "civil confinement" to arbitrarily extend prison sentances after the fact. however because the target is sex offenders and child molesters nobody gives a damn or they support it. how long before drug dealers and drunk drivers, they are up there on the "skewer for political benefit" list. they can already confiscate your home if pot is growing in your yard without a trial. they can confiscate your car without a conviction and you have to sue and win to get it back.

      fuck it let's get a 3x5 notecard and make a list of decent human beings in politics, then draw and quarter the rest

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    7. Re:You unwittingly defend the wrong things by Loundry · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      the ACLU is one of few recognizing that the latest pedophile witch hunt is just that, a witch hunt. there has not been an increase in number of child molestations and rapes.

      "Witch hunt" is tired rhetoric.

      The issue here is the liklihood of an individual who molests a child to do it again. There have been numerous cases of individuals who rape children receiving light sentences (say, probation) who then proceed to get convicted again for raping children. Are you one to argue that probation for those individuals was a better sentence after the second child was raped? Keep in mind that the perpetrators only get punished for the rapes for which they were caught. I believe that predatory child molesters prey on many children. Go visit www.pervetedjustice.com if you would like more insight, but it's an ugly, ugly read.

      It's interesting that you accuse me of engaging in a "hunt". Do you think it's fair to characterize predatory child rapists' actions as "hunting children?" Will you also decry that particular "hunt"? From my point of view, it doesn't seem like their actions bother you all that much. You save your ire and outrage for people like me who want to decrease the quality of life of those people.

      here in NY die fuehrer patacki has used "civil confinement" to arbitrarily extend prison sentances after the fact.

      I disagree with civil confinement, but a person who seeks out, abducts, and rapes a child deserves to be monitored for the rest of his/her life. I notice that you vilify the governor for depriving child rapists of their rights to freedom. Why don't you vilify the child rapists for depriving children of their (quality of) lives?

      how long before drug dealers and drunk drivers, they are up there on the "skewer for political benefit" list.

      I don't care about the "political benefit" one iota. I loathe government in general. What I want is to deprive predatory child rapists of their freedom. What I want is to protect my child's life. Why don't you? I see you sticking up for the child rapist. Why won't you stick up for my kid instead? Do you believe that once a child rapist gets caught he'll never do it again?

      they can already confiscate your home if pot is growing in your yard without a trial. they can confiscate your car without a conviction and you have to sue and win to get it back.

      You and I probably already agree that the War on Some Drugs is moronic. It is waged largely to pad the feelings of hatred that many people have toward drug users and to line the pockets of self-indulgent, abusive drug warriors. No action should be illegal unless it deprives another individual of life, liberty, or property.

      fuck it let's get a 3x5 notecard and make a list of decent human beings in politics, then draw and quarter the rest

      It looks like you're engaging in some demonizing blowhard rhetoric in order to draw attention away from the fact that you're arguing for the quality of life of predatory child rapists. Why am I the Nazi here? You are the one who's saying, "Let's not hurt predatory child rapists. Let's give them light sentences, then not incovnenience or watch them at all after the fact. After all, what's the worst thing that could happen?"

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    8. Re:You unwittingly defend the wrong things by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      no i am arguing for civil liberties.

      i have no problem with life in prison for child rapists, in fact i fully support it. What i have a problem with is the exploitation of fear to move certain crimes into a "anything goes as long as we punish them" category.

      Why won't you stick up for my kid instead? Do you believe that once a child rapist gets caught he'll never do it again?

      I don't think child rapists should be allowed out of prison. ever. But if the law/sentance says 5 years let them out after five years. the problem is weak laws.

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    9. Re:You unwittingly defend the wrong things by Alsee · · Score: 1

      >Here's my plan: How about if we let everybody have freedom of speech, just don't let them kill or rape people.
      Do you remember the Nuremberg files online?


      The previous poster somewhat oversimplified. It is also criminal to indend to cause a crime to be committed, and it is criminal to assist someone commit a crime with explicit knowledge that they intend to commit a crime.

      So NAMBLA has the right to lobby for statutory rape laws be repealed, but running a "hit-list" with intent to cause murders to be commited is criminal.

      They have the right to die, god dammit!

      A perfect argument of why we NEED the ACLU to fight unpopular causes. Child abuse is indisputably a Very Serious crime. However when we start treating it more severly than MURDERING a child there is something seriously wrong. When we start passing BIZZARE laws and punishments unique in all of criminal law, then there is something seriously wrong. When people get attacked as EVIL MONSTERS simply for DEFENDING EXISTING LAW, law that was perfectly good yesterday, then there is something seriously wrong.

      An interesting quote comes to mind:
      The definition of a spable society is when there's a school shooting and the law does not change.

      Sure we hate it when someone gets mugged. Sure it's a horrible when someone gets killed. Of course it's a tradgey when a child gets abused. However we do not abandon the rules of law. We do not we do not (or at least we should-not) run around demanding that the law be CHANGED every time something bad happens.

      the ACLU definately stands up for the civil rights of those people. You seem to think that their civil rights are worth saving, and, on that point, you and I violently disagree.

      You are focused on their rights being protected, when it fact it is the right itself that is being protected. Violation of rights is almost always committed first against those who are most unpopular. It is always esiest for someone to self-justify or excuse an abuse when it is committed against scum.

      Either the violation of the right is acceptable and legitimate, or it is not. Violation of rights and abuses by government must be stamped out where and when they first occurr. They must not be accepted as legitimate, they must not become acceptable. The way to ensure violations and abuses never occurr against innocent people is to solidly establish that violations and abuses will not be tolerated at all, not even against scum.

      Tell me, how gay-friendly is Islam? How woman-friendly is it? Please help me figure this out, becuase I see a lot of "progressives" sticking up for muslim fuckers

      Islam and Christianity (and even Atheism), must all be treated by the same standards. Islam covers a very wide range, and the fundamentalist extreme of Islam has some very disturbing similaritie to the fundamentalist extreme of Christianity.

      If someone rapes a child or tries to plow up a building, well you nail them for that crime. The ACLU does NOT get involved to defend criminal acts. The ACLU generally gets involved when there is some other specific legal issue, and one should not confuse the specific legal issue with any other aspect of the case or the defendant. Muslims have the same right to free speech, even if you don't like what they have to say. The ACLU will fight for your right to get married, but they will also fight against any law prohibiting someone from opposing your right to get married.

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    10. Re:You unwittingly defend the wrong things by Loundry · · Score: 1

      i have no problem with life in prison for child rapists, in fact i fully support it. What i have a problem with is the exploitation of fear to move certain crimes into a "anything goes as long as we punish them" category.

      I think this illustrates the crux of our disagreement. We are like two ships passing in the night.

      You seem to take issue with what you perceive as the exploitation of fear as a pretext for unlimited abuse of a politically unpopular class of people. (As a gay man, I can sympathize with that point of view.) What I take issue with is the defense of child rapists in the name of an "Everyone is Speical (except those damn captialists, who should be summarily executed)" socialist mindset, even if said defense happens at the expense of endangering my own child.

      Could it be that there is truth in what you say AND truth in what I say? Meaning, could it be that one of us being (partially) right does not necessarily imply that the other is (completely) wrong? I am willing to accept that.

      I don't think child rapists should be allowed out of prison. ever. But if the law/sentance says 5 years let them out after five years. the problem is weak laws.

      I think weak laws is but one of several problems. The initial problem is that people choose to rape children. Another problem is that they tend to do it over and over again (meaning, getting caught and convicted does not "cure the problem"). Another problem is that there are some people who want to coddle these predators, consequences be damned. I'm not accusing you of being one of those people, but I think it's ignorant to pretend that such coddlers do not exist.

      Allow me to illustrate: suppose I enroll my son in community baseball. After six weeks, I find out that the baseball coach had two prior convictions of sex with children younger than 12, and that a liberal judge gave him probation for those crimes. (In case you didn't know, most child predators will actively seek out job positions where they can be around children.) Do you think my concern at that moment should be about "weak laws" or about the safety of my child? If I argue that this man should be monitored and removed from his job position, do you think I should feel receptive to liberals who lambaste me and accuse me of being a Nazi because "that man already paid his debt to society"? If I'm going to be forced to choose between protecting the well-being of my child and protecting the rights of a predtory child rapist, I will choose the former over the latter every single time. Do you regard that as unethical?

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    11. Re:You unwittingly defend the wrong things by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Allow me to illustrate: suppose I enroll my son in community baseball. After six weeks, I find out that the baseball coach had two prior convictions of sex with children younger than 12, and that a liberal judge gave him probation for those crimes. (In case you didn't know, most child predators will actively seek out job positions where they can be around children.) Do you think my concern at that moment should be about "weak laws" or about the safety of my child? If I argue that this man should be monitored and removed from his job position, do you think I should feel receptive to liberals who lambaste me and accuse me of being a Nazi because "that man already paid his debt to society"? If I'm going to be forced to choose between protecting the well-being of my child and protecting the rights of a predtory child rapist, I will choose the former over the latter every single time. Do you regard that as unethical?

      He(hypothetical i assume) sure as hell should not be allowed to work with children, and should go back to jail for attempting to work with children. nor should he be allowed to get out of jail.

      I also have no problem with monitoring sex offenders after their jail term is done, so long as the law was in place and the court order came at the time of conviction. My problem is with things such as New York's so called "civil confinement" which was the logical next step after the "civil asset forfeiture" abomination was allowed to stand.
      NY "civil confinement" does not even have a law backing it right now, just Patacki turning due process of law into "due process (unless we don't lik the results) of law"

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  101. YOU'RE missing the point by deviate_this · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First and foremost, courts exist to make sure that the Constitution is not corrupted by lawmakers who might have overstepped their bounds. This is the whole idea behind checks and balances.

    After that, they have to determine the intent of a particular law. Only then can they uphold a law.

    1. Re:YOU'RE missing the point by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      IANAL....

      First of all, I noted that the GP cited the Broadcast Flag as an example of what people want in terms of outcome-based litigation. Funny. I thought the court struck down the broadcast flag saying that the FCC had exceeded the power delegated to them by Congress.

      Now, I will say that I have not found many of the arguments against the DMCA to be legally compelling, but IANAL. I do think that this is one area where our system doesn't work so well. You have a problem. Most of the arguments today are moot-- they represent hypothetical developments and so make it difficult to raise an actual controversy (under reasonable circumstances, one might argue that the DMCA might develop into protection for some rights for an unlimited time). But what happens when the access control provision is struck down because it ceases to be moot after the industry has come to rely on it? Would it not be better to consider the limits of access control today, and what the phrase "limited time" means in the Constitution? Or is it better to delay such a judgement, letting the consumer suffer now, only to be asked to make the industry suffer more later?

      The problem, however, is that if we give the courts too much power, then we have a country like Iran (where the judiciary plays a deep and active role in politics, and thus essentially rules the country despite the presence and strength of other democratic institutions).

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    2. Re:YOU'RE missing the point by Dunkirk · · Score: 1

      And now we see where some of the problem lies.

      Checking and balancing is the job of the SUPREME court.

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    3. Re:YOU'RE missing the point by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Where are you from? Outer Mongolia?

      It's a THREE branch system.

      The judiciary is SUPPOSED to meddle and interfere in the shenanigans of the other two branches of the government. That's WHY IT'S THERE. It was all specificially designed that way.

      These people that whine about "legislating from the bench" need to be pummeled rolled up copy of the constitution.

      People like you need to stop parrotting this stupid fascist propaganda.

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    4. Re:YOU'RE missing the point by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IANAL


      The judiciary is SUPPOSED to meddle and interfere in the shenanigans of the other two branches of the government. That's WHY IT'S THERE. It was all specificially designed that way.


      As I see it, they are there to decide cases and controversies. As a byproduct of this role, they must also resolve conflicts between laws (federal vs. state, constitution vs. state and federal, etc). In other words, their meddling role is a byproduct of their function, not the core of it.

      My point about Iran was largely missed, and few people seem to know anything about Iranian gov't. But Iran has 3 branches too-- a legislative, parliamentary body, an executive branch headed by the President of Iran, and a judicial branch headed by the Council of Guardians and the Supreme Ayatolla. In essence, structurally, Iran looks a lot like France or the US.

      However, this is where the similarity ends. In Iran, the Judiciary plays an active role in running the day to day events in the country. They have final veto power over any law when it is passed, and over foreign policy decisions. They can order members of parliament jailed for activities involving pure speech (like saying that the Council of Guardians has too much power). They even have their own army. In essence what Iran has done is take the idea of Western Democracy and merge it with an Islamist structure where the clerics are the final judges and arbiters of power.

      I don't want our courts to make public policy decisions. I want them to make legal decisions. Sometimes legal decisions have public policy consequences, but one should not decide these cases on the basis of public policy concerns (as is the case in Iran). So in our system, the courts should get involved when one of the other branches oversteps its Constitutional mandate. They should get involved when there are serious questions about what the state of the law is. But I don't want a Mr-Fix-it court system which decides cases on the basis of making everything turn out OK. The loyalty instead should be to legal principles rigorously enforced (I don't usually like Scalia because I question the consistancy of his application of legal principles).

      Our courts are based on the principle of least change (i.e. that things should be changed as little as possible to satisfy the law) and that is vitally important to our democracy.

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    5. Re:YOU'RE missing the point by greenrd · · Score: 1
      And now we see where some of the problem lies. Checking and balancing is the job of the SUPREME court.

      Actually, no, not just the SCOTUS. Every judge in the United States has an obligation to ensure that the constitution is followed. Some judges choose to ignore this obligation or have very creative interpretations of the constitution, but that's another matter.

  102. You are referring to the motives behind the fight, he is referring to the methods of fighting. I find myself almost agreeing with him, except for the fact that including honour in fighting provides a measure of assurance that the other guy won't use any and all means against you. If he does, he risks censure and attack from allies and foes alike, and isolating himself.

    I mean, thats why certain of the nastier, more inescapable weapons are outlawed by the conventions of war.

  103. Um, if you're dead, you're dead. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Since we're going hyperbolic...

    When you find yourself fighting for your life the end absolutely does justify the means.

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    1. Re:Um, if you're dead, you're dead. by stinerman · · Score: 1

      I must disagree.

      Death is not the worst thing that can happen to me. Failing to hold myself to my morals is probably the worst.

      When you find yourself fighting for your life the end absolutely does justify the means.

      If its life and death, then I agree that a few morals can be bent. For example, if someone put a gun to your head and forced you to choose between torturing children and death, I don't think the right thing to do is to torture the children. I'd gladly take a bullet in order to die a moral person. Now if someone were to kill you unless you eat meat during Lent (assuming you're Catholic), I think God would forgive you, and you could still call yourself a moral person.

  104. Defenders of freedom are never useless by drdewm · · Score: 1

    You can never have too many defenders of freedom and I've never seen a useless defender of freedom.

  105. Losses overreported by the pigopolists, perhaps? by Urusai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Remember who controls the media and manufactures consent thereby. This is the same media that managed to make Kerry the decorated war vet look like a pansy compared to a guy who skipped out on his skipping out of Vietnam.

  106. Speaking of freedoms by chunews · · Score: 1
    I don't want to be modded Redundant (again!) so let me diverge slightly from the already well written responses and suggest that the EFF is only one of a handful of organisations working towards fighting for freedoms.

    Another great cause is the NCSF (National Coaltion for Sexual Freedoms) http://www.ncsfreedom.org/ and they have worked hand-in-hand with the EFF on several areas, especially in those efforts involved in fighting a heavy-handed government attempt to limit the use of technology as an avenue for free speech and personal expression. From their website:

    In 2003, nearly 600 contacts were made between NCSF and individuals, groups, attorneys, prosecutors, and businesses who requested assistance. Each incident sometimes required only one or two phone calls, but many evolved into much larger projects such as the series of attacks by religious political extremists against SM conferences in the midwest.

    In 41% of the incidents, NCSF assisted individuals. The largest category of incidents involved parents who were engaged in child custody and divorce cases. Parents continue to experience difficulties gaining child custody due to their interest in SM, swing or poly activities. NCSF worked with a number of attorneys representing parents accused of being unfit because of their alternative lifestyle interests. In many cases, because of information we were able to provide, the courts decided that alternative sexual expression alone was not cause to impugn a parent's ability to be a good parent. Individuals also consulted with NCSF on a variety of other issues, including: the legality of obscene materials, guidelines for posting sexually frank information on websites, the law regarding private parties, and dealing with personal media exposure.

    In 2002, NCSF also opposed zoning and other local regulatory measures against those who practice some form of alternative sexual expression. NCSF assisted the swing communities in Florida and Phoenix by holding open-forum discussions about how to affect zoning regulations and current litigation against lifestyle clubs. NCSF also worked with the Gay and Lesbian Activist Alliance (GLAA) to lobby against the Washington DC's Alcoholic Beverage Control regulation 905, which has been used to prohibit SM play in local establishments with liquor licenses even when liquor isn't being sold or consumed

    I in no way believe the EFF to be futile or it's purpose outlived - unless I guess we've outlived Freedom! We need groups like the EFF to fight some issues, groups like the NCSF and the ACLU to fight others. Freedom is an individual responsibility, not a lobbying entity; these groups need to exist to help people, not themselves. (In the latter regard, I would put the ACLU further along the outlived timeline than the EFF)

  107. The ACLU may be much worse than the EFF by gjh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The ACLU also have a tendency to screw things up, and have been accused of malice a lot longer than the EFF and with more evidence.

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2005/ 301105aclushysters.htm

  108. Is it just me? by p3d0 · · Score: 1
    Or is The Register slowly turning into The Onion?

    By that analogy, I guess Slashdot would be turning into the Beijing Evening News.

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  109. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    When asked for proof that you have firsthand experience, you simply claim to have been involved in specific cases. That's not proof. They're just additional claims that you haven't backed up.

    Is your name on any of the briefs? What specifically was your involvement in the two cases you describe? Are you Kevin Mitnick?

    You demand credibility for "being well known" and for "having first-hand experience", but you don't give any personally identifiable information that would allow to figure out who you are, or find out about the "numerous legal battles" you've fought. Your email isn't shown, you don't link to a website, you don't explain your involvement in the cases enough for us to analyze your claims. Unless you give us that, your demands to have your opinion respected are shameless trolling.

    You can have anonymity or credibility. Pick one.

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  110. Some days aren't April 1 by Lulu+of+the+Lotus-Ea · · Score: 1

    _The Register_ doesn't quite seem to understand that prank articles aren't good topics 365 days a year. Or maybe they should hire some writers from _The Onion_ who have more talent.

  111. As a pale vegetarian ... by Bazzalisk · · Score: 1

    ... I find this highly offensive :) (Yes I am a pale vegetarian - no the two are not related)

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  112. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

    Learn basic research (ie: how to use a search engine, how to request public documents from your government, how to look up unpublished 9th Circuit Court opinions) and you'll answer your own questions.

    You can have laziness and ignorance, or motivation and enlightenment. Pick one.

  113. Just to set things straight by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    IANAL. I have studied history, read lots of court opinions, etc. So here we go :-)

    The Nazis extermination of the Jews was not part of their war effort, if anything it was a diversion of resources from the war effort, driven by their paranoid racist ideology rather than by military calculus. The concentration camps do not count as fighting dirty in World War II--they were quite simply genocidal crimes against humanity.

    Perhaps you have never heard of the work camps and how those imprisoned there (Jews, political enemies, etc) would be literally worked to death providing nearly gratis labor for the Nazi war effort. Also the death camps did have a role in the war effort too, though perhaps a peripheral one. Among other things you had military experiments done on prisoners in those camps and the camps were also used to silence domestic criticism and prevent any political alternative from arising. Some political dissidents (among them the noted nationalist, F.B. Marby) were imprisoned in death camps for as long as 10 years for simply refusing to join the Nazi party. Indeed these were not merely psychotic crimes against humanity. They were an integral part of both the Nazi war effort and the mechanism of social control.

    Saddam Hussein's gassing of the Kurds, likewise, was not part of a war effort. It doesn't really count as fighting dirty, as he wasn't at war with the Kurds, and their gassing wasn't linked directly to a war effort against Iran, Kuwait, or the U.S.

    Sure it was. It was to crush an insurgency. And don't be too quick to discount the Iranian connection. There were and are groups of Kurds who rose up and are rising up today in part with Iranian support. Ansar Al Islam is probably the best known example (though the publicized ties with Al Qaeda are unlikely to be accurate, according to the International Crisis Group).

    As for Saddam's policies, don't be too quick to call them "Racist." Or at least they were not racist in the traditional sense. One of Saddam's main mechanisms for social control was to make sure that no viable challenge could be made against him in a place where tribal loyalties still play a large role. He did this in part by making sure that, in addition to ruthless practices designed to crush insurgencies, the various groups would spend enough time fighting eachother that they could not rise up against him. Consequently what we have in Iraq now is a real mess of purportions that few people truly comprehend.

    There's nothing especially dirty about it--not like using chemical weapons or torture or what-have-you.

    Glad to see you share my opinion of the Bush Administration, at least regarding torture.

    But I think that this whole discussion here is off base. It is not always about winning the fight. It is about getting what you want or need from it. I have seen many court decisions that I think are wrong, and others that I think are right. But for me, I don't care that Grokster lost. I care that the Betamax precident was not substantively eroded (as it would have been if, say, Ginsberg's concurring opinion had commanded the majority of the court). We are fighting for our rights, not to stick it to the MPAA/RIAA/etc. In essence we (as the technology industry) won in Grokster even though the side we were on lost in court.

    If you want to beat some opponent as your primary goal then fight dirty. If you want to build a sound structure, then honor and the rest play a role.

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    1. Re:Just to set things straight by igb · · Score: 1
      You may have read a lot of history, but you perhaps didn't get the nuances.

      Most of the work done in `work' camps was of almost no value. There's a New Yorker review of Goldhagen's book which points out that `work' was often lifting a heavy object, taking it somewhere else, and bringing it back. The writer hypothesises that the Nazi position was that `lazy Jews' should be worked to death. The contribution to the war effort was minimal.

      The USA was orders of magnitude more productive than Germany by using motivated, skilled, well-rewarded staff. Stalin was hardly an example of a benevolent leader, but the output from Tankograd was again far more effective than German manufacturing. Yes, there are other factors (the absurd pursuit of technical `excellence' in the face of diminishing returns) but the main reason the German production system worked apparent marvels under heavy bombing was because it was so inefficient prior to Speer's arrival. Output from factories using forced labour was generally minimal, and the few exceptions --- the V2 plant, for example, for which Von Braun should have stood charges at Nurrmburg --- made almost no difference to the war.

      The experiments may have had some tangential value to the military, although high-altitude aviation and submarine escape were no more advanced in the German air force and navy than in the UK and USA forces. German soliders survived the cold no better than Russians. The biological weapons tested in the camps were unused and unusable. And so on.

      It's a simple fact that the death camps were a drain on Germany's economy. They tied up man power, technology and resources that could have been better deployed elsewhere. By imposing a rule of fear, Hitler lost the magnificent flexibility and resourcefulness that made the USA the armoury of freedom. There are people in Europe who forget what the USA did between 1941 and 1948 to help us: not me.

      ian

    2. Re:Just to set things straight by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I never said the concentration camps were succuessful. Just that one could not simply say that they were unrelated to the war effort. Indeed, I suspect that Himmler probably saw the concentration camps very much as a part of the war effort.

      Also one should not underestimate the civil control aspects (which I don't see you addressing) which were not essentially dissimilar to those used by our internment camps during the same period (though the purpose was certainly more expansive in that people were thrown in the camps for quite a number of seemingly unrelated reasons). The imprisonments of Eugen Grosch and F. B. Marby point to a different character of the death camps where one of the purposes of killing Jews/Gypsies/whoever they wanted was that it made a very effective mechanism to threated would-be dissidents.

      I will admit that Grosch was probably not the best example here because he was released for unknown reasons shortly after his extradition to Germany (from Italy). I think it is likely that Grosch was considered insufficiently nationalistic or political to be considered a threat. On the other hand, Marby who had been a prominant Armanen-type of German Nationalist was repeatedly threatened with his life during his ten year imprisonment in Dachau. His crime was that he declined to join both the NSDAP and the SS, even when it was presented as a way to get out of the death camps.

      If one is to look to Germans in WWII who typify what the human spirit can sustain without breaking, Marby is one of those I would suggest looking into. Because of the fact that earlier in his life, Marby had been quite racist (as were quite frankly most of the German Nationalists*), he was never compensated for his imprisonment in Dachau, and I have a hard time believing that one could spend ten years as a prisoner in Dachau and remain hostile to Jews.

      *RunaRaven Press republished S. A. Kumer's 1933 work "Rune-Magic" which provides a very chilling look into the mass pathology that had infested German nationalism between the wars. When viewed through the perspective outlined in this book and others, it is hard to assume that the concentration camps were not considered to be a part of a long-term war effort, the goal of which was to create a world ruled over by the Germans. Whether the goal would have evolved into the destruction of all non-German people in the world would or a sort of caste system have largely depended on what branches of the Nationalist movements would have been at the fore.

      It is worth noting however, that the attitudes of Kumer, et al. were largely confined to a part of the NSDAP and were not shared throughout the entire party. The letters between Hitler and Himmler regarding the place of religion in the Third Reich are very illustrative of real divisions within the party (Hitler considered Science to be the religion of the future, while Himmler thought that one should take the religious ideas advanced by certain Volkische groups and make them subservient to the state).

      Two odd (entirely off-topic) sidenotes:

      1) The surrender of Germany in WWII was not done by NSDAP members. Hitler chose, as his successor, Admiral Karl Doenitz, who was not a member of the NSDAP, apparently beliving that Doenitz would fight to the last man. Doenitz, however, being very practical, immediately began work to surrender as much as possible to the British and the Americans while continuing to try to forestall an invasion from the USSR (he believed that the Russians would commit attricities against the Germans, and that the British and American armies would be less so inclined). Doenitz's other main accomplishment is that he succeeded in firing Himmler (something Hitler had tried to do and failed).

      2) My favorite German nationalist was actually Guido von List, who died shortly before the end of WWI. It is quite informative that although Himmler liked many of the works of List, these were also fairly heavily censored. The reason apparently was that List (though a worshipper of W

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  114. The Register has a point... by dgulbran · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First, I am NOT a lawyer--yet. I'm a law student.

    However, the Register raises a valid point: the EFF does not have a good track record.

    Now, that *could* be because our rights in the US are being so violated that it is a long uphill battle and the EFF is fighting the good fight. But, it could also be that the EFF isn't doing the best job they could.

    I don't know which is which--I have not followed all of the EFF cases closely. However, the few briefs I have read by the EFF do sometimes make me wonder.

    For what it's worth, the Register article was inflamatory to be sure, but hidden in the vitrol is a valid question, well worth asking: is the EFF doing the best job they could be doing?

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    1. Re:The Register has a point... by bayvult · · Score: 1
      The EFF might well be doing the best job it can, but that still doesn't mean it's doing a good job. And you have to compare it against all the alternatives.

      A lot of lawsuits it chooses to fight are symbolic, and the EFF doesn't seem to mind losing them. The best argument I've heard in favor of the EFF is that the ACLU is cyber-clueless. In which case the EFF can play an advisory role to the real lawyers at the ACLU.

  115. This article is right-on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article is 100% dead on correct. The EFF is, and has been ineffective for the last 10 years. The proof is in the fact that SONY was able to do this at all. It's sad, and it makes me angry. I think the time has come for a more ACTIVE activist group... one that does useful things and GETS STUFF DONE! We are LOSING the battle for our rights, and it's because the EFF does a piss-poor job.

    Bring back the CYPHERPUNKS!

  116. This is still a discussion worth having. by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 1

    I do agree with your sentiment about the EFF's legal victories and laud their efforts. However, the link on their website talking about "Victories" in MGM. vs. Grokster in the 9th Circuit is very misleading in that they ultimately lost the case in the worst possible way with the US Supreme Court's 9-0 reversal. This, unfortunatly, lends more support to Mr. Snoutintroff's arguments, at least with respect to this one case.

    The fact that the EFF doesn't include this highly pertinent information makes me wonder about the end result of their other "victories" as well. It also makes me think about reconsidering renewal of my membership with them. Although Bonhomie Snoutintroff may be sour in his criticism and his sarcasm so palpable you can put it on a plate and carve it up for dinner, his complaints are still worth discussing, for whatever merit (or lack thereof) there may be.

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  117. plane... and train... and bus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Not just plane.

    You cannot get on Boston-NY Amtrak without showing a picture id. You will be denied permission to board. A conductor checks ids, one by one, at the end of the platform.

    Boston Greyhound ticket agents will request name, and sometimes id, but are still haphazard about it.

    I too am amused to recall the old police state rhetoric.

    For a while, the Boston subway (the "T") had continuous announcements like "Now more than ever, you are our eyes and ears. If you see something, say something". Felt like being an extra in a 1984 movie.

    As for flying, the last time I saw so many people standing around with automatic weapons was as a child seeing Franco's Guardia.

    Seeing foriegn students having to be careful to carry their passports, to avoid being denied entry to... bars, also still seems odd. Can't go to dinner with friends without your passport - it WILL be checked.

  118. Re:US judges don't like to make political decision by symbolic · · Score: 1

    Case in point: Mr. "Bonhomie Snoutintroff" whines that the EFF won't be able to get a US judge to rule that anonymous travel on eminently hijackable aircraft is a fundamental right

    I'm thinking that most people don't have a problem with "non-anonymous travel on an eminently hijackable aircraft," it's that once said aircraft lands safely, what happens to all of that information? It's the unending extension of stated objectives that start to worry people.

  119. Fox News by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    In other news, Netcraft recently confirmed that BSD is dying...

  120. Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the EFF bad?

    Yes. It's bad, it's bad, you know it. And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again who's bad.

  121. Note to Slashdot Editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop quoting the Register. For anything.

    The Register is the ethical and factual equivalent of the National Enquirer, except for IT.

    Quoting them about the EFF is about as useful as quoting the National Enquirer's claim that the government is piping mind control rays through the speaker at your local grocery store.

    Naturally, it's slashdot, so we all like pointless flamewars, but every now and then, I enjoy seeing something other than tripe. :)

  122. It is a rootkit by saskboy · · Score: 1

    "Sony installed stealth spyware on many thousands of Windows computers (although calling it a rootkit is an exaggeration), "

    BZZZZZZ! WRONG -1 to author.

    Sony's XCP hides files from the Operating System, it doesn't haveto be a stretch to call it a rootkit. What's HIS definition of a rootkit? Does it have to be a program designed by a non-multi-billion dollar corporation?

    Fortunately the EFF in the USA, and www.glynhotz.com in Canada are there to point that out to the courts, and explain it to the judges who couldn't download an MP3 to save their life.

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  123. I have Asperger syndrome, you insensitive clod ;-) by tepples · · Score: 1

    Asperger syndrome increases potential to form an interest in information technology but makes it more difficult to learn to discern sarcasm. Thus, you're likely to see more Asperger stereotype behavior on Slashdot because the topics simply are interesting to more people with Asperger's.

  124. Slashdot Search's Track Record: D-- by tepples · · Score: 1

    learn to use the "search" feature

    Slashdot's search feature doesn't search the text of comments, only the subjects. It doesn't search for three-letter abbreviations commonly used in subjects (such as "EFF" or "DRM" or "TSA" or "FAA" or "FCC" to name a few that relate to The Article) or anything else shorter than four letters. It also has a very hard time finding relevant comments no matter what I try to enter.

    or read about how to use a search engine.

    You can't because Slashdot won't let conforming search engines see comments that aren't among those few included in the static page. In addition, what search engines can see may not be the whole site, as conforming search engines are only allowed to pull 864 pages per day (one per 100 seconds). Excerpt from robots.txt:

    User-agent: Googlebot
    Crawl-delay: 100
    Disallow: /comments.pl

    User-agent: *
    Crawl-delay: 100
    Disallow: /comments.pl

    In order to avoid being labeled as a troll in the future, how would you suggest that I work around these limitations?

    1. Re:Slashdot Search's Track Record: D-- by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

      "Slashdot's search feature won't...
      "You can't because Slashdot won't let conforming search engines..."

      "In order to avoid being labeled as a troll in the future, how would you suggest that I work around these limitations?"

      I suggest that, unless constraints were specified, you not look at phrases with such a narrow scope. SlashDot is not the only service with a "search" feature. The fact that Google cannot crawl certain portions of SlashDot does not mean you have to limit your search to SlashDot (or that I meant you limit your search to SlashDot). Do not add nor remove from the context, and you'll be okay.

      That's my suggestion. Thanks for asking!

  125. Gillmore case isn't really relevant by belmolis · · Score: 1

    The Electronic Frontier Foundation is not directly involved in John Gillmore's air travel case - it isn't a party and it isn't providing the lawyers or funding. He is suing as a private individual. The EFF's only role is to have filed an amicus brief, as have the ACLU, the Center for Constitutional Rights and Privacy Activism, and the Electronic Privacy Activism Center.

    In any case, the suit is solely about the right to fly anonymously and for all laws to be publicly available. He is not objecting to searches of air travelers. What may have misled people who don't read very carefully is that on his second attempt to fly without identifying himself, out of San Francisco International on United, they told him that they would let him fly without identifying himself but that he would have to submit to an extra-intrusive search. He declined on the grounds that this was in effect punishing him for exercising his right not to identify himself. He does not claim that it is unconstitutional to search airline passengers, only that what sort of search is conducted should not depend on whether the passenger identifies himself. For the facts see his description of his lawsuit. The various briefs and other legal documents are available here.

  126. Re:Losses overreported by the pigopolists, perhaps by susano_otter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Couldn't it just as easily be the other way 'round?

    That this is the same media that had to make it look like Bush was some kind of draft-dodger to counter the inherent pansy-ness of a decorated war vet?

    Remember who told you about who controls the media and manufactures consent thereby.

    Last time I checked, he gets paid by MIT, which has strong ties to the military-industrial complex. So either he's a part of the conspiracy (probably an uwitting stooge), or there is no conspiracy (which much more plausibly explains why he's allowed to rant about the things he rants about).

    I mean, seriously. If Chomsky is right about the manufacturing of consent and all, why does the military-industrial complex let him have such a bully pulpit? Can you give any other explanation than "reverse-psychology Jedi mind shit, just like in Orwell, man!"?

    --

    Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

  127. Next straw man please.. by 2short · · Score: 1


    Students are allowed to pray in school, and the ACLU has gone to court to defend this right. Next straw man please.

    1. Re:Next straw man please.. by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify myself. My posts parent said he didn't want prayer in school and I was just trying to say IF they banned it then it could cause problems from those that are requred to do daily prayers. I never said it wasn't - I'm English and not fully up on the US school system. Hell I'm not even up on the UK system since they changed everything to year 12 and so on.

    2. Re:Next straw man please.. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify myself, I didn't say I wanted it banned. I said it should be more limited than in other public institutions.

      In other words, I don't want the schools participating in it. I don't want the schools incorporating it into events. I don't want the schools endorsing it.

      But I do want the schools to allow it.

      Now, is there a problem with Congress opening their session with a prayer? I don't have a problem with that. That is what I mean by more limited.

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    3. Re:Next straw man please.. by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      Sorry for misquoting you

  128. No, Really by Luke+the+Obscure · · Score: 1

    I am a pale vegetarian you insensitive clod!!! No, really. I am actually a pale vegetarian. Not that it stops me from kickin' ass and takin' names and stuff.

  129. And, another strawman by J053 · · Score: 1
    The problem with all these things is that if you do one thing for one group it HAS to be done for the others, and unfortunately it's normally the minorities and not the majorities. One examplt. MOBO, the Music Of Black Origin awards. If I started up the MOWO awards do you think there would be cries of it being racist?

    You're conflating defense of civil rights with political correctness, here. You are perfectly free to create a MOWO awards (aka CMA ;-) ) if you want - yes, you might get some people protesting that it's racist, but the government wouldn't do anything to stop you. There's a huge difference between societal pressure and government coercion - the ACLU is concerned with limiting the latter.

    If you're trying to make a point, it helps if your point is relevant.

    Disclaimer - I am a card-carrying member of the ACLU (and the NRA, for that matter)

  130. the fallacy of the slippery slope by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    me: "yes, i think marijuana should be legalized"
    you: "so you support pedophilia then?"

    same as

    me: "it's important to be pragmatic about your ideals"
    you: "so you support senseless violence then?"

    don't be a hysterical twit. listen to what i am actually saying, don't pump all of your retarded fears into it

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  131. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Actually, prior to my post I spent about forty minutes snooping around Slashdot and Google, trying to figure out how easy it would be to do the "research" you claim any reasonable person should be willing to do to validate your claims.

    I learned the following things:

    You have an e-mail address, lew.payne@gmail.com. Anyone who has a GMail account must be who they claim to be.

    "Lew Payne" may have been a friend of Kevin Mitnick's, but didn't get mentioned in Mitnick's Wikipedia entry.

    "Lewis Payne" was an associate of John Wilkes Booth. You're probably not him.

    A "Lew Payne" is the owner of the website goodbyeguns.org, whose goal is to make private ownership of firearms illegal. He also has a publishing company.

    The search "lew payne" + eff returns zero hits.

    The search "lew payne" site:eff.org returns zero hits.

    Someone with the moniker "Lew Payne" posts to Slashdot.

    Finally, when I came back to double-check my info, I found that Lew Payne Publishing hosts adult websites, and was involved somewhat in the sex.com domain name dispute.

    Now I presume I'm supposed to make the assumption that you are that Lew Payne (not a coincidence, not an imitator). Then I guess I could spend weeks looking for every legal filing related to Lew Payne Publishing, Inc. Then I could spend my time poring over them, trying to tease out the connection between him and the EFF, and finally figure out what conclusions about the EFF I'm meant to draw from his experiences with them.

    I'm not going to do that. If you have specific criticisms of the EFF, it's up to you to explain exactly what experiences led you to those criticisms, in sufficient detail that others can easily verify your claims. You've given me no reason to believe that all the effort you're asking of me is going to lead to anything more than, "Huh. He lost a case and blames the EFF."

    If you think your experiences would sway peoples' opinions of the EFF, outline those experiences. But until you put in the effort to explain what makes them relevant, I'm going to assume they're not.

    --

    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  132. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    So, who exactly are you? Lew Payne? Someone impersonating Lew Payne? Someone representing LPPI? Someone with a beef with Lew Payne?

    All that you're proving is that you're quick with insults, but short on substance. I don't have time to retrace your internet history just to ascertain whether you're full of hot air, whether you are who you say you are or whether there is any merit to your unsupported statements. So far, your posts have given me no reason to expect enlightment from finding out answers to these questions.

    Actually, from the amount of vitriol you're spewing around, I'd say you have a massive ego, little time for educating people and are mad that no one is taking you more seriously. All grounds for ignoring ever more of your statements.

    --
    Those who can, do. Those who can't, sue.
  133. Are they really vegetarian? by MulluskO · · Score: 1
    "By the time these pale vegetarians get finished, spreading musical malware will be considered a spiritual work of mercy."
    Are they really vegetarian? I wouldn't want them representing me of that's the case.
    --

    Too busy staying alive... ~ R.A.
    1. Re:Are they really vegetarian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I know, EFF has three vegetarian and twenty non-vegetarian staff members.

      -- a vegetarian EFF staff member

  134. It aint EFF that's broken... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not EFF that's broken, it's rather the American judicial that's broken. Where's your rights and freedom, American boys and girls? Haven't you noticed how tight your hands are tied? Someone is bashing away your rights, and it is NOT the terrorists fault (they don't make the laws). How much can you take?

  135. If you think thats a hunt. This is a hunt ... by goon · · Score: 1
    '... kill, and eat emus during his frequent, clandestine trips to Australia. ...'


    No need. You can get emu in the supermarket along with Kangaroo, Crocs, Buffallo, Camel etc. I'd be a lot more impressed with hunting Taipan, Hoop snakes & Dropbears in season.
    --
    peterrenshaw ~ Another Scrappy Startup
  136. Re:Losses overreported by the pigopolists, perhaps by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

    why does the military-industrial complex let him have such a bully pulpit?

    Because they are not omnipotent?
    Because not enough people listen to him to make a difference anyway?

  137. Re:Losses overreported by the pigopolists, perhaps by susano_otter · · Score: 1

    Well, there you go, then.

    Wake me up when you get to the part where we should take him seriously about the whole "manufacturing consent" thing.

    Also, it occurs to me that his insight is incomplete. What about the entertainment-industrial complex? The academic-industrial complex? The information-industrial complex? The entertainment-academic complex?

    Hell, what about the military-entertainment complex?

    --

    Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

  138. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

    "I'm not going to do that. If you have specific criticisms of the EFF, it's up to you to explain exactly what experiences led you to those criticisms, in sufficient detail that others can easily verify your claims. You've given me no reason to believe that all the effort you're asking of me is going to lead to anything more than, 'Huh. He lost a case and blames the EFF.' "

    Actually, it isn't up to me to explain exactly [this or that]. It is simply up to me to voice my opinion about the EFF, nothing more. Should you not desire to do the relevant research (and I notice you haven't done any Westlaw or Lexis research on EFF) and learn the facts, then so be it. I am not required to feed you information. It is up to you to feed yourself. How you do so (if at all) is also up to you.

    I don't think my experiences will sway anyone's opinion about anything. They will, however, help the undecided form their opinion.

  139. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

    "All that you're proving is that you're quick with insults, but short on substance."

    Sometimes, tit for tat is appropriate (and entertaining). As to your comment about substance, the same can be said of my detractors as well as the opposing stance in general. However, my "substance" was filed in 9th Circuit Court and the Attorney General's Office, among other places. I need not accomodate you simply because you'll cry if I don't.

    "I don't have time to retrace ....."

    Exactly. Few of you have time to do any research at all. But you're all very quick to yell, "feed me... feed me... spoon feed me your research because I'm too lazy... I don't have time..."

    "So far, your posts have given me no reason to expect enlightment from finding out answers to these questions."

    When did you first begin to assume I was interested in enlightening you? Surely someone as astute and erudite as yourself cannot be bothered with enlightenment.

    "Actually, from the amount of vitriol you're spewing around, I'd say you have a massive ego, little time for educating people and are mad that no one is taking you more seriously. All grounds for ignoring ever more of your statements."

    Well, hopefully your self-serving conclusion will support your departure. You wouldn't want to be considered a hypocrite, would you?

  140. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

    "You demand credibility for "being well known" and for "having first-hand experience", but you don't give any personally identifiable information that would allow to figure out who you are, or find out about the "numerous legal battles" you've fought."

    You mean other than my real name?

    I think the problem here is that, when communicating with you, I assumed I was addressing someone with at least an average adult intellect. My mistake for not resorting to pre-pubescent "hip" chatter devoid of substance so you could relate better.

  141. I Think Not by liryon · · Score: 1

    I think not, given the post immedatly after this one on the main page: Marquette Dental Student Suspended For Blogging

  142. Naughties? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for showing us it's true in the naughties as well.

    You mean the aughts, stupid faggot.

  143. Please help us learn to research by tepples · · Score: 1

    SlashDot is not the only service with a "search" feature.

    In this comment, you write "learn to use the 'search' feature". Because we're on Slashdot, "the 'search' feature" unqualified would most obviously refer to Slashdot's search, which is lacking as I described it.

    The fact that Google cannot crawl certain portions of SlashDot does not mean you have to limit your search to SlashDot (or that I meant you limit your search to SlashDot).

    You write here that you are "already well-known in the online community", but the English Wikipedia doesn't seem to have anything relevant about Lew Payne or Lewis Payne. Sure, Wikipedia is anything but authoritative, but nothing?

    You ask us to duplicate your effort in researching, but which methods did you have in mind, and where can An Onerous Coward and myself find a crash course on using them so that we can come up with an intelligent response within 14 days, before Slashdot closes this discussion? In this comment, you appear to imply that you expect us to use Westlaw or Lexis-Nexis, but aren't those pay services?

    The normal rule of discourse in the Western world is that if you want your opinion about the EFF to be taken more seriously than those of that Time Cube guy, it's your responsibility to defend your point of view by citing evidence, not just say "I'm right, and go find out yourself why I'm right, and if this doesn't convince you that I'm right, you must be a troll." In this comment, you write "I am not required to feed you information", but we are not required to take your opinion seriously unless and until you do so. Until we are given at least some way of verifying the merits of your opinion, your proof by assertion is just "rhetoric and bullshit", as you put it here, to anyone else. True, we talk on Slashdot to socialize, but we also talk on Slashdot to learn from experts in other fields, and if nobody is willing to teach, or if the teacher bases the lesson on using class materials that students cannot afford (such as a subscription to a case law search service), then nobody can learn.

    Given that the article is about trials in courts of law and equity, here's another analogy: If you were arguing something in court, would you say "I'm right, and Your Honor should go search the internets to see why"? No, your complaint would cite statutes and case law.

    tepples finishes his rant, feeling relieved to have that off his chest

    Anyway, you refer to EFF involvement in the Kevin Mitnick case (Google: lew payne mitnick) and to an FBI wiretapping case (Google: lew payne wiretapping). If you could link to transcripts of briefs or arguments in those cases (or even the right search engine and the right query) and point out the specific places where EFF screwed up, that would help everybody learn.

    1. Re:Please help us learn to research by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

      "Anyway, you refer [slashdot.org] to EFF involvement in the Kevin Mitnick case (Google: lew payne mitnick [google.com]) and to an FBI wiretapping case (Google: lew payne wiretapping [google.com]). If you could link to transcripts of briefs or arguments in those cases (or even the right search engine and the right query) and point out the specific places where EFF screwed up, that would help everybody learn."

      I agree... it would help everyone learn. But then again, I'm not here to be your teacher, no matter how much you protest or attempt to convince me otherwise. As to your nonsensical paragraph regarding the "normal rule of discourse in the Western world" I suggest you study the evolution of language and customs. Once you realize we've gotten where we are today by modifying the norm, you'll see how silly and hollow your argument really is.

  144. Who says American jurisprudence is a meritocracy? by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    US law is extensively politicized, as you can learn from even a glance at our loud, interminable legislative battles over judicial appointments. They're not stacking the courts for fun, you know.

    That's not to say the EFF is any more effective than claimed in the Register's sneering article. Instead, we need to be very skeptical about the nature of "effectiveness" when fighting large, monied corporations. The playing field is quite far from level, and many fights are over before they're begun. That doesn't mean you stop fighting; it means that winning against oligarchs is rare and takes time and hard, thankless work. So it's additionally shitty when one's putative allies put the boot in.

    "Pigopolists," to use the Reg's own term, have endless millions for exerting undue influence over the law. Even children can understand that in US legal affairs, money talks. Why can't the Reg?

  145. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    You don't have the hipness down, but you've certainly shown the ability to not say anything substantiative. Personally, I think you're just pissed that people didn't immediately recognize you as a Super Internet Celebrity, bow down before your porntastic fame, and accept your (completely unsubstantiated) opinion of the EFF as the final word.

    I find your behavior bizarre. If you are who you say you are, and are as intimately familiar with the EFF as you claim, you could easily spend ten minutes writing about the substance of your experiences, and it would be the single most informative post in this entire story. Instead, you go around making these nasty but vague accusations of incompetence and unprofessionalism by the EFF, claim firsthand knowledge that you won't detail, spend a good deal of time hurling juvenile insults at anyone who asks for specifics, and congratulate yourself on being so much more informed than the Slashdot masses.

    If I were terribly interested in calibrating the competence and effectiveness of the EFF (nothing in the article or your commentary has caused me any concern), there are a wide variety of sources I could use to research. You haven't given anybody any reason to care about your experiences in particular, and you certainly haven't given me enough to make me want to buy a Lexis/Nexis subscription.

    I remember a guy from Basic Training who reminds me of you. Kept claiming that he'd been a sergeant before, and was just re-enlisting. He never convinced me either.

    --

    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  146. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    You claim it's not up to you to provide any information to substantiate your opinion, but it apparently irritates you that I don't take your opinion seriously.

    Get over yourself.

    --

    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  147. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

    "You don't have the hipness down, but you've certainly shown the ability to not say anything substantiative."

    Were that actually true, you would have mistaken me for one of your own. Instead, you felt a compelling need to single me out from the typical slashdot crowd (which you describe perfectly in your reply).

    "I find your behavior bizarre."

    Likewise, juveniles find the behavior of seasoned adults odd, too.

    "...and congratulate yourself on being so much more informed than the Slashdot masses."

    That is always cause for celebration, though I can understand you being a bit jealous.

    "...and it would be the single most informative post in this entire story."

    I don't generally set my sights so low. Just about anything that's thought out qualifies as the most informative post on slashdot... and posts like that are truly rare. That's why I felt it was time to speak up and give you boys a treat.

    "...and you certainly haven't given me enough to make me want to buy a Lexis/Nexis subscription."

    What type of vehicle you choose to drive is immaterial to this discussion. If you want to impress someone, how about sticking to the topic at hand and saying something informative.

    "I remember a guy from Basic Training who reminds me of you. Kept claiming that he'd been a sergeant before, and was just re-enlisting. He never convinced me either."

    That sounds very relevant... thank you for sharing. I recall this beggar who kept insisting he was Jesus Christ. We scorned and ridiculed him, spat on him and turned him away. It turns out He was Jesus Christ, and we foolishly acted just like you. There's a lesson to be learned in that story, my son... and I hope some day you'll learn the true lesson (as opposed to what you so foolishly think the lesson was).

    http://www.killfile.org/~daemons/kotm/hls.html
    and the more informative
    http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/br owse_thread/thread/35cc7cddab433421/547781a96d875f 9c?lnk=st&q=Hook+line+sinker+lewis&rnum=11&hl=en#5 47781a96d875f9c
    http://groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.scient ology/browse_thread/thread/24d189321502a4ee/0ae364 01a863961b?lnk=st&q=Hook+line+sinker+lewis&rnum=30 &hl=en#0ae36401a863961b

    Let that be your final lesson. And so it is ordered, and so it shall be.

  148. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

    "You claim it's not up to you to provide any information to substantiate your opinion, but it apparently irritates you that I don't take your opinion seriously. Get over yourself."

    Face the facts -- You're the one posting into my thread. Obviously, it irritates you that I don't take your request for me to do your research for you seriously, otherwise you would have stopped responding long ago.

  149. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    So... my final lesson is that you're a troll?

    Wow. I really want my money back.

    This is really how you spend your life? Trolling, living on the last fumes of fame coming off your friendship with Kevin Mitnick, telling people how important your opinion is but fuck 'em if they ask why?

    You, a seasoned adult? I'm adding that to the list of claims you never substantiated.

    --

    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  150. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm not asking you to "do my research for me," nor do I care whether I ever find out what the EFF did to piss you off. What I do care about is that you're an arrogant twit who wants everyone to hate the EFF based on personal experience which he won't detail, and what I'm asking you to do is stop pretending that your "contribution" thus far is anything more substantial than, "LOL!!!1 EFF IS TEH SUXX0R!!!."

    You could have given a brief summary of your interactions with the EFF. You know, the interactions that constitute the factual basis for all the opinion you've been spewing. Instead, you prefer to expend orders of magnitude more effort defending your refusal to relate your own personal experiences.

    Let's momentarily set aside your asinine refusal to even say what cases you were involved in and the part you played in those cases (which would establish enough credibility for a serious discussion--not that you've ever shown an interest in one). No original sources I could get from the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals could ever give me what I would need to know to discuss your personal experiences. Even if I learned everything that public documents could teach me about the case, it still wouldn't tell me what mistakes YOU thought the EFF made, it still wouldn't tell me what behaviors YOU found unprofessional. This entire thread has been about your opinions, and so long as you won't say why you hold them, the only thing here we can discuss is why you're behaving like such a buffoon.

    The longer you keep stonewalling, the more worthless your opinion appears. The longer I keep feeding your trollish behavior, the dumber I look. I don't care, though. At this point, I just want to win. And by "win", I don't mean "getting the information out of you." I mean, "getting the last post." I have the time to waste on this thoroughly pointless exchange. Do you?

    --

    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  151. Come on by pionzypher · · Score: 1

    Guys.... Total satire. The little bit on Bonhomie at the bottom shows it for that... even if the story didn't.

    --
    I'll believe in corporations having personhood when Texas executes one... - advocate_one
  152. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

    "This is really how you spend your life? Trolling, living on the last fumes of fame coming off your friendship with Kevin Mitnick, telling people how important your opinion is but fuck 'em if they ask why?"

    This is how you spend yours... replying to trolls? LOL.

    "You, a seasoned adult? I'm adding that to the list of claims you never substantiated."

    While you're at it... remember that I also did not substantiate my identity.

    "Wow. I really want my money back."

    Sorry sucker... no refunds allowed.

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    This has been a public service message.

  153. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by Lew+Payne · · Score: 0, Troll

    "You could have given a brief summary of your interactions with the EFF. You know, the interactions that constitute the factual basis for all the opinion you've been spewing. Instead, you prefer to expend orders of magnitude more effort defending your refusal to relate your own personal experiences."

    For someone who supposedly said, "nor do I care whether I ever find out what the EFF did to piss you off" you certainly seem to contradict yourself. In the above paragraph, you even go so far as to state what I could have done to quench your [supposedly] nonexistent thirst for said information. Now that you've triggered my dissonance detector, I realize you're just a frustrated chump who relieves himself by throwing online fits when he can't have his way. You're quite a character.

    "No original sources I could get from the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals could ever give me what I would need to know to discuss your personal experiences."

    Incorrect... transcripts of all cases are available, for an administrative fee. Perhaps you confuse "public documents" with "online" documents.

    "it still wouldn't tell me what mistakes YOU thought the EFF made, it still wouldn't tell me what behaviors YOU found unprofessional."

    If you're so dense as to not equate my cause of action, as found by a reading of the complaint, to the grievances I have against the EFF then I believe any form of communication with you is futile and beyond your comprehension level.

    "This entire thread has been about your opinions, and so long as you won't say why you hold them, the only thing here we can discuss is why you're behaving like such a buffoon."

    I suggest you examine your own behavior. A quick reading of your own statements reveals that you too have opined in this thread, over and over again. To claim that I'm the only one who has opined is simply ludicrous and disingenuous.

    "The longer you keep stonewalling, the more worthless your opinion appears. The longer I keep feeding your trollish behavior, the dumber I look. I don't care, though. At this point, I just want to win."

    You know what's really funny? The fact that I've already provided the information (via links) in one of the other thread branches to my post. You've just been so obsessed with getting the information without having to do *any* research at all that you missed it. But that doesn't surprise me, coming from an armchair researcher like you.

    "[by win,] I mean, 'getting the last post.' I have the time to waste on this thoroughly pointless exchange. Do you?"

    We obviously share different ideas of what "win" means. You can have the last post... that's fine with me (consider it your "win"). I, on the other hand, shall have the HLS award (my "win").

    Here... I'll throw you a bone... the information you seek can be found in this post:

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=170322&pid=142 00213#14200343

    Merry Christmas. Jesus loves you. Joseph Smith loves you even more.

  154. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1
    While you're at it... remember that I also did not substantiate my identity.
    I noticed. Hard to believe I'm dealing with such a diabolical master of intrigue.
    --

    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  155. Re:Let the Facts Speak - EFF's Track Record: F by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2
    I know Jesus loves me. We talked about you over a couple of beers. You wouldn't believe the nasty things he said about you. He's an angry drunk.

    Since you've dragged this conversation down to the level of farce (and let's face it, it's all your fault, and probably your original intention), let's recap the conversation so far:

    Main Story: so this dued sez tthe eff is teh suck. anyone know if thats true???/

    LP: yeah i know all aboit it. they blew goat chunxxx lol!!! if they r defending u, better lube up cuz you goin to prizon. dont no how they got out of law skool

    NC: ken u back that up???

    LP: like i sed, i workd with tem. they are teh suk. u jus dont want tto face facts

    AOCA: i workd with them too and their grate! teh sun shines out their ass! see you can say anything on teh net!

    LP: i'm famous and everyone knows me unles tehir stupid. if your to stupid to know it, i dont have time to explane to someon as stupid as you. stupid.

    LP: anywayz i alredy told u what u want to know. i got cred, loozer

    AOC: o yea. u sed u wer invovled in teh mitnick case and teh wiretapping case. u sed u were qualified n shit. who r u & how wer u involved?

    LP: ask teh 9th circit. they know me. just ask tehm

    LP: i told u im lew payne. god u r stupid. do i hav to spel it out??

    AOC: lots og lew payns on teh interwebs. which one r u? teh pr0n guy?? and how do i kno your him. eh u r probabyl just makin sh1t up.

    LP: look me up in the lexis/westlaw, u lazy pile of crap. i dont care what u think

    AOC: u cant back up your crap. im repotring u to ur isp for hacking

    LP: u just want me to do yor wokr for u lazy basterd

    AOC: everoyne here thinks u r full of it. if u werent youd just say what cases u wer on. moron loser troll thing

    LP: jesus luvs u, suptid git.

    AOC: ahhaha you cant kickban me. ill be here all night.

    LP: lozzer. im posting nakid pics of ur mom

    AOC: put up or shut up. u wer never on a case with teh eff.

    LP: u r jelous becaus i know stuff & ur to lazy to find it out/

    AOC: i m not buyin a lexis

    LP: i dont care what car u drive. jesus luvs u. YHBT!!!

    AOC: u can shuv your hls tropy up ur a**.

    LP: its teh internet u can say ass, u big baby

    AOC: u r a l4m3r pretending u know kevin mintinick

    LP: your a lamer who doesnt know when hes been trolld

    AOC: u r waaaaaay kewl how can I be as kewl as u????? i want to know! do i go to kewl skewl do i get a dipplmoa

    LP: i gave u ur diploma it has DUMBASS stamped on it. dumbass

    Stay tuned, folks. It's not going to get any prettier.

    I never said you weren't entitled to offer an opinion. What I said was that, because you were claiming to have firsthand knowledge to support your opinions, it's up to you to provide details, if you want readers to give your opinion any more credibility than anyone else.

    Nor did I contradict myself when I said I don't care to find out about those personal experiences. Towards the beginning of the thread, I was curious, and I did indeed detail what you could have done to satisfy that curiosity. Now I honestly don't care. See, there's this thing called "time", and "things" can be different at different "times". My curiosity is one of those "things" that can "change" over "time". As a seasoned adult who has very little "time" left before his creaky body creaks its last creak, I really shouldn't have to belabor the point for you.

    I did find it absurd that you wanted me to pay good money for a bunch of photocopies from the Ninth Circuit, without giving me the slightest idea what I'm going to learn from them, or even giving the names of the relevant cases so that I wouldn't have to order every document from

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  156. I think we agree by Loundry · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your response. I, too, oppose "civil confinement", since it is seemingly undifferent from an extension of a jail sentence and thus an arbitrary improsonment. If it can happen for predatory child rapists, then why can't it happen for any other action by an "undesirable" (gay men for instance)?

    If this is the only part that you opposed, I wish you would have come out and said it from the beginning and let me know that you weren't sticking up for the rights of predatory child rapists. Insinuations that I would be comfortable with communist-style roundups of any political threat is not helpful.

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    1. Re:I think we agree by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I did not mean to imply that you would support any sort of roundups and i apologise if I was harsh in my response.

      I do support the rights of sexual predators to have their freedom taken away with due process of law rather than some arbitrary administative action.

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  157. [OT] Sig by kikta · · Score: 1
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  158. "Gassing the Kurds" by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1
    Take it for what you will ... but the Pentagon (at least the pre-Rummy Pentagon) and the Strategic Studies Institute of the U.S. War College at Carlisle don't believe that Saddam gassed the Kurds -- as far as I can tell this is just oft-repeated propaganda.

    The short version is ... if anyone "gassed the Kurds" it was Iran (shelled Halabjah in 1988) prior to the end of the Iran-Iraq war and all claims that Saddam "gassed the Kurds" came later from Kurdish refugees in Turkey, i.e., the source is tainted and/or biased and as such hardly credible. Further, no evidence for these claims was ever found.

    Don't take this excerpt to mean that you (or others) shouldn't take the time to explore the issue/meme completely:

    (from http://www.polyconomics.com/searchbase/11-18-98.ht ml)

    Like all other Americans, in recent years I had assumed that what I read in the papers was true about Iraq gassing its own people. Once the war drums again began beating last November, I decided to read up on the history, and found Iraq denied having used gas against its own people. Furthermore, I heard that a Pentagon investigation at the time had also turned up no hard evidence of Saddam gassing his own people.

    [...]

    Now I have come across the 1990 Pentagon report, published just prior to the invasion of Kuwait. Its authors are Stephen C. Pelletiere, Douglas V. Johnson II, and Leif R. Rosenberger, of the Strategic Studies Institute of the U.S. War College at Carlisle, Pennsylvania. The report is 93 pages, but I append here only the passages having to do with the aforementioned issue:

    Iraqi Power and U.S. Security in the Middle East

    Excerpt, Chapter 5

    U.S. SECURITY AND IRAQI POWER

    Introduction. Throughout the war the United States practiced a fairly benign policy toward Iraq. Although initially disapproving of the invasion, Washington came slowly over to the side of Baghdad. Both wanted to restore the status quo ante to the Gulf and to reestablish the relative harmony that prevailed there before Khomeini began threatening the regional balance of power. Khomenini's revolutionary appeal was anathema to both Baghdad and Washington; hence they wanted to get rid of him.

    United by a common interest, Iraq and the United States restored diplomatic relations in 1984, and the United States began to actively assist Iraq in ending the fighting. It mounted Operation Staunch, an attempt to stem the flow of arms to Iran. It also increased its purchases of Iraqi oil while cutting back on Iranian oil purchases, and it urged its allies to do likewise. All this had the effect of repairing relations between the two countries, which had been at a very low ebb.

    In September 1988, however -- a month after the war had ended -- the State Department abruptly, and in what many viewed as a sensational manner, condemned Iraq for allegedly using chemicals against its Kurdish population. The incident cannot be understood without some background of Iraq's relations with the Kurds. It is beyond the scope of this study to go deeply into this matter; suffice it to say that throughout the war Iraq effectively faced two enemies -- Iran and the elements of its own Kurdish minority. Significant numbers of the Kurds had launched a revolt against Baghdad and in the process teamed up with Tehran. As soon as the war with Iran ended, Iraq announced its determination to crush the Kurdish insurrection. It sent Republican Guards to the Kurdish area, and in the course of this operation -- according to the U.S. State Department -- gas was used, with the result that numerous Kurdish civilians were killed. The Iraqi government denied that any such gassing had occurred. Nonetheless, Secretary of State Schultz stood by U.S. accusations, and the U.S. Congress, acting on its own, sought to impose economic sanctions on Baghdad as a violator of the Kurds' human rights.

    Havin

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  159. Thank you by Loundry · · Score: 1

    It is settled; we agree. :)

    I apologize for butting heads with you and saying things that might have been too harsh. I accept your apology as well. It's a shame that some anti-me moderator had to kill three of my karma points before we got to the agreement stage (pox on you, whoever you are), but I wouldn't let that deter me. My child is too important to me, and I felt like I was arguing on his behalf.

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