They slam into a schoolbus full of retarded 4 year old children, each of who happens to be hugging a puppy at the time of the collision. Some of the debris slams into some other cars too. The upshot is that 40 retarded 4 year olds, 40 puppies, a nun, Tom Hanks, Elon Musk & Jeff Bezos, Jennifer Lawrence, Rihanna, Beyonce and some other people like that [thetoptens.com], the newly-grown clones of Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin, Chesley Sullenberger and oh, let's just throw in a bunch more random childen, all slowly burn to death while a hundred million Americans watch them die on TV and hear them screaming in agony. Oh yeah, and the original copy of the Constitution just happened to be getting transported at that moment and was also destroyed in the fire, along with a bunch of American flags and bibles and the master recordings of every Lynyrd Skynyrd album. And it happened under a bridge and caused structural damage that will cost $30 million to repair
If Boeing went out of business tomorrow, there would be a global aircraft shortage. If Instagram unplugged its servers, the world would continue unaffected.
Over a single weekend in February 2016, more than one million people tweeted "#RIPTwitter."
This indicates to me that more than one million people turned to Twitter to demonstrate that Twitter is on the decline. What more could one do to put forward a self evident falsehood?
Presumably exiled princes the world over are cueing-up round two of their attempts to collect on their inheritance with the help of someone who has been so helpful in the past?
Sport may be entertaining if you're a participant which you can do for free.
I see the options as:
* Lose the cardio benefit; sit on your ass; pay; lose ability to have an impact on the outcome -OR-
* Take part in sport or indeed standard exercise yourself
Not clear why there's apparent difficulty in making the 'right' choice.
Gotta love environmental regulations which serve to enable largish fines like this* but.... how does this help the citizens, whose health is nominally protected by this legislation?
(*) equivalent to the penalty for downloading close to a hundred mp3s!!, but I digress...---^
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Could Electrically Stimulating Researchers' Brains Prevent Brain Damage in Others?
Nothing a band-aid can't fix.
Everyone knows that these less-than-ideal traits still make the holder way better than your standard candidate.
Because they have enough cash to be innocent?
Agreed. Sony are going to have to try harder than this to get people to watch their movies.
Ok. I wonder if the trailer has a rootkit.
+1 Sheik Yerbouti
The chasm between them and reality is now widening at such a rate that it's unlikely to snap back.
Yeah; bring back PizzaAnalogyGuy, I say.
Hello? Pictures of food do not share themselves.
You could double your perceived value if you'd FIX YOUR NON-PERSISTENT PINCH-ZOOM RETARDATION!!!
Seriously, UI design is a thing.
Is there some way to auto-tag any post referring to politics?
I'd very much like to filter them out.
This indicates to me that more than one million people turned to Twitter to demonstrate that Twitter is on the decline. What more could one do to put forward a self evident falsehood?
Disclaimer: I don't use Twitter.
One of the best arguments against democracy I've seen today.
Presumably exiled princes the world over are cueing-up round two of their attempts to collect on their inheritance with the help of someone who has been so helpful in the past?
Troubled waters ahead :/
Sport may be entertaining if you're a participant which you can do for free.
I see the options as:
* Lose the cardio benefit; sit on your ass; pay; lose ability to have an impact on the outcome -OR-
* Take part in sport or indeed standard exercise yourself
Not clear why there's apparent difficulty in making the 'right' choice.
Oh, and out and out lies.
Isn't mainstream news just repackaged twitter posts?
You're going to have to do better than that!
$150/hour should do it.
You're using the term laughing stock to defend chasing a ball around? Okaaay.
All that matters is that fines can be issued to benefit those running the 'broken rules -> fines' system.
....we'll find a situation where the board of directors are paid scapegoats whilst the real board hides from view.
Gotta love environmental regulations which serve to enable largish fines like this* but.... how does this help the citizens, whose health is nominally protected by this legislation?
(*) equivalent to the penalty for downloading close to a hundred mp3s!!, but I digress...---^
Because video of a bunch of people chasing a ball is such a valuable asset a fence must be thrown around it!