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  1. Re:News for nerds on Off-Duty Police Officer Steals iPad From TSA Checkpoint · · Score: 1, Redundant

    But it is something that matter!

    It speaks about how even low IQ people crave electrolytes.

    There, fixed that for you.

    FTFY

  2. Re:I just dont get it on Record-Seeking Bloodhound SSC Goes Partially Open Source · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, the car is jet-powered. As you may know, jet engines require large amount of air to operate, that's why they work better at higher speeds, and don't work at all outside the atmosphere.

    To get this large amount of air into the engine, you need to keep the front side of the engine open. It's not hard to imagine that the more open the front side is, the more air will get in, and the more efficient the engine will be.

    So, for years, engineers (you know, people who build engines) have tried to build jet engines to be as open as possible. Traditionally, this was only limited to the literal sense of the word "open". However, in recent years, when the word "literally" also begun to mean "not literally", they started exploring other, less literal ways to make the engines more open. So when jet engine engineers heard talk about Open Source, they thought it's about making the air source more open. And here we are now, with jet-engine-builders trying to get more into their engines by using open source.

  3. Re:What could POSSIBLY go wrong? on UK Sticks With Nuclear Power · · Score: 1

    Gimme safe, gimme cold, gimme reliable fusion power!

  4. Re:If only every game.. on Valve's Team Fortress 2 Goes Free-To-Play · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I can download most new games for free _before_ they become available for purchase in my country.

  5. Re:Drivers No Longer Wanted? on Volkswagon Shows Off Self-Driving Auto-Pilot For Cars · · Score: 1

    Does that include GPU drivers?

  6. Re:Won't stop me from pirating on US ISPs, Big Content Reaching Antipiracy Agreement · · Score: 1

    Goatse.

  7. Re:LINUX BOOKS SHOULD BE FREE !! on Thinking of Publishing Your Own $0.99 Kindle Book? · · Score: 1

    mbzfzts is not a word !!

    Not yet, but now that you mention it, it might just become the default Linux filesystem some day.

  8. Re:These guys are actually innovating on Tesla Will Discontinue the Roadster · · Score: 2

    I think he meant monopoly money. :-D

    But Canadian dollars are worth even more that US ones!

  9. The internet on Fired IT Worker Replaces CEO's Presentation With Porn · · Score: 1

    It's not for presentations.

  10. Re:Appropriate on Fired IT Worker Replaces CEO's Presentation With Porn · · Score: 1

    Besides, every time I read Sophos I think of Sappho.

  11. Re:idiocracy on Fired IT Worker Replaces CEO's Presentation With Porn · · Score: 1

    Cause y'know, despite the arrogance, we geeks do have our pop culture, and love to bring it up like all the so called unwashed masses. :)

    I always thought we were the unwashed massed. You know, because we resist brainwashing. And also that showering thing.

  12. Re:fail on Fired IT Worker Replaces CEO's Presentation With Porn · · Score: 1

    Next time slightly alter the presentation to make it look incompetent

    For most PowerPoint presentations, that is accomplished without making any edit to the original.

    Unfurtunately, most PHB's in the audience don't notice.

  13. Re:Exaflop vs. exaflops on Intel Aims For Exaflops Supercomputer By 2018 · · Score: 2

    It is "one exaflop" and "1000 petaflops". FLOPS still meanst FLoating point Operation(s) Per Second. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FLOPS

  14. Re:WebGL getting worse not better :( on Mozilla Ships Firefox 5, Meets Rapid-Release Plan · · Score: 1

    Yes, it is, it was in a virtual machine. Still, Firefox (once I downloaded it from Linux and copied the installer over) worked just fine.

  15. Re:WebGL getting worse not better :( on Mozilla Ships Firefox 5, Meets Rapid-Release Plan · · Score: 1

    IE 9 puts IE back in the game with Firefox and Chrome.

    Today, I tried using it for the first time. First I tried downloading Firefox, which came as a corrupted file three times. Then I went to download some other free software and the SourceForge download page crashed IE. Fortunately, it was just one tab, but still, why does sourceforge.net crash a browser tab?

  16. Re:Single user system on PlanetLab Creates a More Advanced Sudo · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with Yaourt, and do you know a better option?

  17. Re:The linked site on Teen Builds Nuclear Bomb Detector · · Score: 1

    No, I feel corrected and (now) informed. I also feel surprised that as a physics student I've never heard of such a thing.

  18. Re:Bad strategic moves by Oracle on History of Software Forks Favors LibreOffice · · Score: 1

    No text processor is good with 100 pages full of pictures. Either split it up to one file per chapter, or learn Latex.

  19. The linked site on Teen Builds Nuclear Bomb Detector · · Score: 0

    Of course, "Made on a Mac". I mean, where else can one find a reality distortion field strong enough to make a portable fusion reactor?

  20. Re:Microsoft should know... on Microsoft Brands WebGL a 'Harmful' Technology · · Score: 1

    Didn't they use to claim how Firefox and Linux are insecure?

  21. Re:Good! Let's concentrate on feeding people on US Senate Votes For Repeal of Ethanol Subsidies · · Score: 1

    I guess some really smart general figured out that going to war is too much fuss when you can simly buy out their food.

  22. Re:Post-singularity enterprises on Linus' Other Gift to the World · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for it to happen, and I'm not holding my breath.

  23. Re:No surprise on Lodsys Expands Patent Lawsuit to 10 More Companies · · Score: 1

    Because as we know, companies in the mobile phone market never sue eachother when they're already involved in a dozen lawsuits already.

  24. Re:No surprise on Lodsys Expands Patent Lawsuit to 10 More Companies · · Score: 1

    I just wonder which competitor of Apple would have the reason, reasources and lack of morals to secretely fund a lawsuit against them. Ummm...

  25. Re:Verizon won't roll them out to kiosks. . . on Windows Phones Getting Buried At Carriers' Stores · · Score: 1

    Or Yugo's.

    Now that you mention it, weren't Yugos and Windows marketed with the same line: "Where do Yu want to Go today"?