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  1. NSA Platform on Woman Attacked In San Francisco Bar For Wearing Google Glass · · Score: 1

    Even the most ardent Glasshole cannot prove their piece of tech can't be hacked by the three-letter crowd, allowing not only themselves to be spied on, but also every freaking person they come into contact with.

  2. Whack-A-Mole on The Phone Dragnet That Caught the World's Top Drug Lord · · Score: 1, Informative

    Effing pointless. Legalization would actually improve everything - except militarized police budgets and powers, which IS the effing point.

  3. Sorry, Johnny on Schneier: Break Up the NSA · · Score: 1

    The author of this article really doesn't know what he's talking about.

    Pardon me, but I'm going to go with the man who is well-known for his integrity, intellect, guts to write under his own real name, Johnny.

    Even if you did actually serve, I'm still not convinced to defer to you over the right-honorable Mister Schneier.

  4. Infinite Meta on Your Next Online Order Could Be Delivered To Your Car's Trunk · · Score: 1

    So I can have Gone in Sixty Seconds delivered to my car and have them both stolen before I get off work!

  5. Don Henley on Are Bankers Paid Too Much? Are Technology CEOs? · · Score: 1

    "Because any man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun."

  6. Reagan Antithesis on ICE License-Plate Tracking Plan Withdrawn Amid Outcry About Privacy · · Score: 1

    Don't fucking trust them, and instead of verifying, watch them like a freaking hawk.

  7. Why bother? on With 'Virgin' Developers, Microsoft Could Fork Android · · Score: 1

    Why bother with clean-room techniques? According to Microsoft's own Blackmail Division, they already *own* Android, along with Linux!

  8. The Congress critters, the Senators, the White House

    ...all know their secrets have been Hoovered up by the NSA during a decade of mining. Why else do you think there has been such a muted response to Mr. Snowden's discoveries? J Edgar was never really challenged either; most timidly waited until he died.

  9. Slashdot on New 360-Degree Video Capture Method Unveiled · · Score: 1

    Where an article about a Mercedes-Benz camera devolves into a thread about Apple developers within one page.

  10. Not Hand-Tossed on Chevron Gives Residents Near Fracking Explosion Free Pizza · · Score: 1

    Blast-Tossed!

  11. The only known unknown on New 'pCell' Technology Could Bring Next Generation Speeds To 4G Networks · · Score: 1

    All that's left is figuring out *who* will be suing him first. CISRO? Intellectual Vultures?

  12. Phonehole on Google Tells Glass Users Not To Be 'Creepy Or Rude' · · Score: 1

    While the cellphone and Glass are not the same tech, they do seem to share similar bad habits

    I was almost in a head-on collision last night with a Prius(!) that just *had* to be in front of that truck.

    Just as he got back into the other lane in the nick of time, I noted he was still talking on his phone.

  13. Third question on Iran's Hacking of US Navy 'Extensive,' Repairs Took $10M and 4 Months · · Score: 2

    Do we bother believing the DOD telling us another story about big, bad, Muslim wolves and the need for endless war footing?

    And if they spent $10 million, no doubt about 75% of that was wasted, poured down the maws of corpulent military contractors (cui bono).

  14. Writes itself on Oops: Security Holes In Belkin Home Automation Gear · · Score: 1

    "WeMo dumb, we just got our customers robbed."

    Additionally, our mothers are rather large.

  15. Strobe lights on Ask Slashdot: Anti-Camera Device For Use In a Small Bus? · · Score: 1

    Hit the right frequency, and no one will be able to take pictures due to the seizures.

    Might have to Scotchguard the seats, though.

  16. Revise and extend on Gabe Newell Responds: Yes, We're Looking For Cheaters Via DNS · · Score: 1

    I really don't understand why sandboxing every app is not only not the default, but also

    made a legal requirement, enforced by the FTC.

  17. Selectivity on N. Korea Could Face Prosecution For 'Crimes Against Humanity' · · Score: 1

    describing North Korea as a dictatorship 'that does not have any parallel in the contemporary world.'

    Except for a goodly chunk of central Africa. #FTFY

  18. Um, GCHQ? on French, German Leaders: Keep European Email Off US Servers · · Score: 2

    Given that GCHQ is a loyal lapdog of the NSA, you'll have to exclude ole Britannia Servers as well.

  19. Be honest on Killing Net Neutrality Could Be Good For You · · Score: 1

    ...pushing the genie back into the bottle so that only a favored few will have a voice again. This is contrary to the spirit of the nation...

    Oh, please. Genocide, raping public lands, company stores, monopoly; an honest look at US history shows *this* is the actual 'spirit' of the nation.

  20. Privacies of Minors on Gracenote, Privacy, and the Rise of Metadata As a Valuable Asset · · Score: 1

    Given that the most lucrative demographic of music purchases is (probably) under eighteen, preventing literal exploitation of minorities might have some teeth.

  21. Foreswear from Sustained Retention of Inhilation on US Plunges To 46th In World Press Freedom Index · · Score: 1

    Don't hold your breath waiting to hear any of this on your Evening Corporate News.

  22. Re:Thugs. on Edward Snowden's Lawyer Claims Harassment From Heathrow Border Agent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thugs frequently tend to have quite a bit of authority.

    I also suspect the Venn circles of former High School bullies and Small Town Cops damn near overlap.

  23. You missed one on Report: Valve Anti-Cheat (VAC) Scans Your DNS History · · Score: 2

    Home Owners' Associations

    They're almost the perfect example of American Greed: "We forbid _you_ from doing anything that might affect _our_ property values."

    Fascists.

  24. Puritans on Star Trek Economics · · Score: 1

    Puritans (read: Red Americans) would rather blow up the world than allow this to happen.

  25. The lowering tide that wrecks all boats on Financing College With a Tax On All Graduates · · Score: 1

    These proposals are based on the wildly optimistic assumption that there are jobs (commensurate with their degrees) waiting for all college graduates. That's not even true in STEM fields, thanks to corporations in love with the idea of lower-wage indentured H1B servants mainly from the Indian sub-continent.

    They also completely ignore *why* there are such massive cost increases in Higher Ed (I've never heard a valid explanation; you?). In any other industry, there would be congressional hearings about usurious price gouging, but I guess Ivy is like Kryptonite to the Alum communities on the Hill.