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Paul server guy writes "I am building a limousine bus, and the owners want to prevent occupants from using cameras on board. (But they would like the cameras mounted on the bus to continue to operate; I think they would consider this optional.) They would also like to do it without having to wear any 'anti-paparazzi' clothing (because they also want to protect the other guests on board), and without destroying the cameras. (So no EMP generators, please). We've done some testing with high-power IR, but that proved ineffective. Does anyone have any ideas that they are willing to share?"

478 comments

  1. Makes no sense. by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What are the paparazzi doing on-board in the first place? Paps are invariably outside the limo, i.e. off-board.

    1. Re:Makes no sense. by krisyan · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think they want to keep the passengers from taking pictures of one another.

    2. Re:Makes no sense. by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To do so whilst reserving the ability of the limo owners cameras to work is unreasonable, and doesn't deserve any suggestions.

    3. Re:Makes no sense. by msauve · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's some rock stars who want to be able to tape the orgies for their own viewing, but don't want pictures of themselves showing up on the Internet.

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    4. Re:Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Keeping the limo's own camera working is probably the easiest part, as just about any scheme you come up with to stop cameras from working has a way to defeat it. And it isn't that difficult to come up with schemes that, while having easy ways to keep a specially designed camera working, stop some generic cameras. The hard part is finding something that will affect a majority of cameras, especially non-cheap ones, while not impacting the passengers' eyes or other devices around they may want to use.

      Some cheap cameras can be defeated with enough IR of the right wavelengths, while not being dangerous to eyes, and it would be really easy to filter out in your own camera. But a lot of cameras are have much better IR filters than they used to, and with better light sensitivity means shorter exposures (and hence more difficult to use an IR strobe light). I've had unintentionally caused problems with various digital cameras before by having a near by spark gap firing that tends to cause a lot static to show up on sensors. But that is going to depend on the housing of the camera is built, and some cameras are fine off the shelf. Of course if the lighting inside the limo is bad, so longer exposures are needed, the cameras may become more sensitive to such issues, assuming the intended customer base sees bad lighting as a feature and not a fault.

    5. Re:Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. I think the appropriate suggestion is:

      "Die in a fire."

    6. Re:Makes no sense. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "To do so whilst reserving the ability of the limo owners cameras to work is unreasonable, and doesn't deserve any suggestions."

      This.

      AND, though they said they tried IR, I'd be willing to bet they didn't do it right. It needs to be strobed at a high rate. But it will affect the vehicle cameras as much as others, unless they have good IR filters.

      No IR, however, is going to block a camera with a good IR filter. High power UV might, but you don't want to burn or blind your passengers.

    7. Re:Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like you need FakeBlock. 7 seconds.

    8. Re:Makes no sense. by davester666 · · Score: 1

      that's the OPPOSITE of what the summary wants.

      Rock star would want his own camera to work, but not the limo's

      Summary wants limo's camera to work, but not the rock stars.

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    9. Re:Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the feeling that this "paukl server guy" is an asshole who wants to sell pictures from HIS cameras. My advice to him? FORGET IT! You're only going to create ill will from your paying customers. Who do you think you are, Comcast or AT&T or somebody?

      And there's no way to dazzle a cell camera without dazzling your own cameras.

      Just don't, dude. What you're doing is immoral.

    10. Re:Makes no sense. by msauve · · Score: 1

      Huh? Rock star is the owner. Duh.

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    11. Re: Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah!

      (So glad you're out here contributing!)

    12. Re:Makes no sense. by BobMcD · · Score: 2

      Any type of electrical interference that would hamper a camera will also likely impact cell phone use while in the limo.

    13. Re:Makes no sense. by bughunter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'd be willing to bet they didn't do it right. It needs to be strobed at a high rate. But it will affect the vehicle cameras as much as others, unless they have good IR filters.

      Strobed high intensity NIR is the right track. Sync the vehicle camera shutters with the strobe dead time. Use a shuttered camera so the IR doesn't leave lingering effects on the focal plane. Heck, you can even use the NIR for camera illumination and use very fast shutter speeds.

      I'd be willing to bet they explored this and found that either a) the necessary intensity of the NIR was beyond safe limits, or 2) the cameras necessary to work in this scheme would be prohibitively expensive. Or both.

      My solution: confiscate the passengers' cameras and enforce the no photos policy strictly.

      Alternately, make them ride in the dark. Naked.

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    14. Re:Makes no sense. by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Alternately, make them ride in the dark. Naked.

      I think that's why they want to prevent pictures, to encourage this kind of behaviour.

    15. Re:Makes no sense. by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      it sounds like they want to make a bangbus style porno and invite people for the ride, so they can film it but the guests cannot.

    16. Re: Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, IR isn't going to work because IR filters are too common.

      They probably care most about smartphone cameras. I'm not sure about Android but the last four iPhone models released have had a good IR filter.

      So the approach will not work for a significant portion of cameras used today, maybe almost all cameras if android phones also typically have an IR filter.

    17. Re:Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fairness, he said that they might consider the ability of their onboard cameras to function at the same time as "optional".

      I think the best solution would be one they can turn on and off as they please. All cameras work until the solution is turned on, at which point none of them work. Realistically, I think it's as close as they'll come to their ideal.

      And I don't think it's a bad idea to know their ideal, or for them to express it. They should feel free to ask, and we should be able to tell them it's not feasible.

    18. Re:Makes no sense. by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Maybe if Howard Stern was invited?

    19. Re:Makes no sense. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "Strobed high intensity NIR is the right track. Sync the vehicle camera shutters with the strobe dead time. Use a shuttered camera so the IR doesn't leave lingering effects on the focal plane. Heck, you can even use the NIR for camera illumination and use very fast shutter speeds."

      Yeah, I hadn't thought of syncing. That's a good idea.

      "My solution: confiscate the passengers' cameras and enforce the no photos policy strictly."

      Well, I wouldn't use the word "confiscate". I'd just say all cell phones must be put in a repository (metal can) when they board the bus, and they get them back when they leave.

      But I agree: that would probably be the best approach. Enforce it with a decent EM detector(cheap on Ebay). That would take only a quick once-over of the bus once everybody was onboard, and maybe again halfway through the trip. Say 2 minutes total.

    20. Re:Makes no sense. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2

      To do so whilst reserving the ability of the limo owners cameras to work is unreasonable, and doesn't deserve any suggestions.

      You could arrange several directional high-intensity gamma ray emitters into a pattern that would ruin hand-held photographs while allowing any fixed cameras outside the beams to work normally.

      Fortunately, OP didn't specify that the passengers needed to survive, so this easily meets his criteria.

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    21. Re: Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except I pay for a limo so I can do business while they drive. Taking phones defeats the purpose... The just want cameras on those phones not to work well.

    22. Re:Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is pretty much the right answer.

      There's only one known way of disabling cameras:
      - High power IR/NIR, so that the resulting video is overexposed or the strobing effect prevents the camera from locking on, defeated by filters anyway. This is how Night-vision cameras work.

      The cameras must be surrendered. Just fine the riders of they bring them out.

    23. Re: Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tag the cameras with a sticker. If the sticker is removed, they will be fined. If they don't like this idea, surrender the camera device.

    24. Re:Makes no sense. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Meh, the answer is all too easy, Have a trigger happy armed security guard on board. When someone takes out a camera and attempts to use it, the security guard shoots them and then tosses the body out onto the street, after of course have relieved the deceased of their valuables, it's all about profits after all ;D.

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    25. Re:Makes no sense. by smhsmh · · Score: 1

      My father taught me photography with a camera that had no electronics whatever, above the quantum-mechanical layer of photons interacting with crystals or silver oxide. Still have one around somewhere. Let me know how anyone would propose disabling this device without subjecting the entire bus to dangerous effect such as harmful levels of X-rays.

    26. Re:Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would depend on the reason they don't want cameras which you don't know...

    27. Re:Makes no sense. by Paul+server+guy · · Score: 2

      I think that's why they want to prevent pictures, to encourage this kind of behaviour.

      Actually, yes. That is exactly why they want it. And yes, they only intend to use their own cameras if there is a criminal investication, and the disc cycles every four days, and the passengers know this.

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    28. Re:Makes no sense. by Paul+server+guy · · Score: 1

      Huh? Rock star is the owner. Duh.

      Right, The Rock Star is the owner.
      And, they would rather their own cameras didn't work, if that will prevent others from working. Confiscating them really isn't an option. (They're just too damn easy to conceal anyway.)

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    29. Re:Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you assuming digital cameras? There are lots of ways of making a recorded image!

    30. Re: Makes no sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they can watch the recordings, you can be assured that they will watch them. The only way that you can be certain is by making a sufficiently secure tamper-proof "piggy bank": recordings go in, but they can't come back out without some kind of indelible record - parallel to breaking open the piggy bank. Of course, even then you still have the possibility that a sufficiently clever person will figure out some way to fish them back out without breaking the bank...

  2. Confiscate cameras by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just confiscate cameras before they get on the Girls Gone Wild bus. Rich People/First World Problems.

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    1. Re:Confiscate cameras by sizzlinkitty · · Score: 2

      Bingo... Set up on board video cameras and monitor for people using cameras. If you catch someone, bust down the door and drag them out kicking. Dispose of the body in water 200+ ft deep.

    2. Re:Confiscate cameras by krisyan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if these people are that concerned with having their picture taken, they should be willing to give up any cameras. They might complain when they have to give up a cell phone, but it's the most practical approach.

    3. Re:Confiscate cameras by Omega+Hacker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you misunderstand. This has nothing to do with the passengers not wanting their picture taken. This has *everything* to do with the jackass owner trying to ensure that nobody can take their own pictures, because I guarantee he's got a photographer onboard who's taking "professional" pictures which are sold at ludicrous prices. Have you *been* to a themepark?

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    4. Re:Confiscate cameras by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      and they want their own cameras to continue to work.

      presumably they also want to continue the people inside be able to use their mobile phones as usual.. if not, make a box that you put your phone into when you get in.

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    5. Re:Confiscate cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think you misunderstand. This has nothing to do with the passengers not wanting their picture taken. This has *everything* to do with the jackass owner trying to ensure that nobody can take their own pictures, because I guarantee he's got a photographer onboard who's taking "professional" pictures which are sold at ludicrous prices. Have you *been* to a themepark?

      All that effort to protect what has become a job selling buggy whips.

      Just drop the "professional" photog bullshit already. No one needs to pay to have their picture taken. Do you know why? Because it's not 1964 anymore, and every fucking person walks around with some kind of camera on them.

      Like I said, selling fucking buggy whips.

    6. Re:Confiscate cameras by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      No, it was a question for nerds.

    7. Re:Confiscate cameras by buswolley · · Score: 1

      Ok, was it a question for *nerds*

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    8. Re:Confiscate cameras by Algae_94 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have you seen the quality of photographs most people take? Being a professional photographer is still a valuable skill.

      Having any exclusive pictures is not really a thing anymore (buggy whips as you say), as well as anything involving film, but taking a very good quality picture with a good camera is still a profession.

    9. Re:Confiscate cameras by mi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just confiscate cameras before they get on

      Most people's cameras today are in their phones. Can't confiscate those without cutting the same people from their communications. And that may not be as agreeable as giving up cameras.

      Yes, we used to live without portable phones only 20 years ago, but that's not going to convince many guests today — and next time they might pick a different limo-company.

      And in a few more years, people's eyewear will have a camera in it too... No, confiscation of the devices is not the way to go.

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    10. Re:Confiscate cameras by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just drop the "professional" photog bullshit already. No one needs to pay to have their picture taken. Do you know why? Because it's not 1964 anymore, and every fucking person walks around with some kind of camera on them.

      Well, anyone can push a button to take a picture.

      I find very few people know how to set up lighting, posing, get the white balance right, have the proper aperture and/or shutter speed (if they have cameras that can control all these features) to take a properly exposed image for a pro look.

      Once that is done, how many avg. folks know how to or would even bother to learn the software out there needed to post process the images to get what would generally be considered a professional image?

      Sure, everyone on earth has cameras with them leaps ahead of what used to be available only to pros, however....they still don't know how to use them to get the images that are of quality that is on the level that people make a living taking and selling.

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    11. Re: Confiscate cameras by SpaceCracker · · Score: 1

      Well, it certainly aint stuff that matters.

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    12. Re:Confiscate cameras by sandbagger · · Score: 1

      Anyone can push a button to cycle a camera, not everyone has a few years to assemble and learn how to use flashes, lights, umbrellas, beauty dishes, reflectors, soft boxes, strip lights, grids and snoots.

      Yes, learning lighting takes years. If you disagree, please show everyone how much you know.

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    13. Re:Confiscate cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with actual professional photographers is that most of them seem to not know about the saturation slider yet. Any time I look at a "professional" photograph, my eyes are never blinded by glowing reds, greens, and blues. Who would want to pay for that?

    14. Re:Confiscate cameras by mopower70 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All that effort to protect what has become a job selling buggy whips.

      Just drop the "professional" photog bullshit already. No one needs to pay to have their picture taken. Do you know why? Because it's not 1964 anymore, and every fucking person walks around with some kind of camera on them.

      Like I said, selling fucking buggy whips.

      Yes, and everyone walks around with some kind of writing tool on them and thinks they're an author too. The unreadable dreck that has turned the self-pub market into a steaming shit-pile makes it very clear that people like you are the ones doing it. Photography is art. Just because you have a tool that is capable of creating art, doesn't mean the person wielding it is, anymore than the billions of people with computers that can run a compiler are capable of writing a useful application.

    15. Re:Confiscate cameras by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Yes, learning lighting takes years. If you disagree, please show everyone how much you know.

      I'm still learning, but, getting better all the time.

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    16. Re:Confiscate cameras by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Sure, but being able to take a selfie = competition, so the photographer actually has to be able to take a good picture and not charge a zillion dollars for it.

      Otherwise, the selfie will be good enough.

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    17. Re:Confiscate cameras by omnichad · · Score: 2

      And most people just want a picture to document that the day happened and have a memento. And I'm sure all the passengers are going to be drunk and not looking their best anyway. You won't get much out of professional photography at that point. There is a time and place for professional photography, but neither this nor a theme park are it. And they don't have pros at the theme parks anwyay.

    18. Re:Confiscate cameras by ttucker · · Score: 2

      All good points, but in that case you do not need to deprive people of the ability to take their own photos... the professional ones will sell themselves, or not.

    19. Re:Confiscate cameras by ttucker · · Score: 1

      Well said.

    20. Re:Confiscate cameras by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but the difference between a hobby and a profession is NOT 'it takes years'.

      I believe the topic was whether or not there was a viable profession in photography.

      Hell, I'm pretty sure both buggies and whips are still sold, and I know that handling a team of horses is still a skill some people learned, and at least one person makes a living off of it today.

    21. Re:Confiscate cameras by Triv · · Score: 1

      "This has *everything* to do with the jackass owner trying to ensure that nobody can take their own pictures, because I guarantee he's got a photographer onboard who's taking "professional" pictures which are sold at ludicrous prices. Have you *been* to a themepark?"

      Think that through for a second. Any technology in place to affect client's cameras will also affect the hired photographer's cameras.

    22. Re:Confiscate cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, "average folks" can't tell the difference, so your point is moot.

    23. Re:Confiscate cameras by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      I believe the topic was whether or not there was a viable profession in photography.

      I'd say the answer is yes.

      I was watching year before last a Wedding Photog Bootcamp by Sal Cincotta, based out of St. Louis.

      This guy is first and foremost and business man.

      He said that year they billed out about $1M.

      You have to be very savvy about business and work towards the higher end of things, but if so, you can indeed make money.

      You're NOT going to make it if you're just a shoot and burn person like you see for $200 on craigslist.

      There are 3 things that will always happen on planet earth, no matter what the economy:

      1. Babies will be born.

      2. Seniors will graduate HS

      3. People will get married.

      And...there will always be folks out there with plenty of money and willing to pay GOOD money for pictures for all 3x of those events. But you gotta hustle, you need to be business savvy, and you have to be very willing to know that many people, the cheap ones...are not your customers and you do not cater to them.

      There are pro photographers out there that gross well into the middle to upper 6 figure ranges out there.

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    24. Re:Confiscate cameras by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, "average folks" can't tell the difference, so your point is moot.

      Then, those people are not your customers.

      You don't usually make good money pandering to the dregs of the land.

      You make money by selling to people with money. People with money are willing to spend it too. The more you charge, often the more they think you are worth and will seek you out to give you money.

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    25. Re:Confiscate cameras by multimediavt · · Score: 2

      You missed one very important aspect of photography that--can be argued--is more important than a good camera and proper lighting. Composition, often referred to as having an "eye" for photography. I have taken some amazing photos with crappy cameras and/or less than ideal lighting. If you don't know how to intuitively compose a scene your gear isn't going to help you. That's the skill the average mouth breather with a camera phone doesn't have and why professional photogs are going to be relevant for a long time.

    26. Re:Confiscate cameras by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      and every fucking person walks around with some kind of camera on them.

      Beware generalising by assuming your behaviour is that of everyone. It isn't.

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    27. Re:Confiscate cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right rich people know as little as average folk.

    28. Re:Confiscate cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just drop the "professional" photog bullshit already. No one needs to pay to have their picture taken. Do you know why? Because it's not 1964 anymore, and every fucking person walks around with some kind of camera on them.

      Like I said, selling fucking buggy whips.

      By that logic I should be a race car driver/chef/author/hacker/whatever.

      Believe it or not, having access to the necessary equipment is not the sole qualification of a professional.

    29. Re: Confiscate cameras by buswolley · · Score: 1

      Damn. I should have come back with that!

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    30. Re:Confiscate cameras by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Think that through for a second. Any technology in place to affect client's cameras will also affect the hired photographer's cameras.

      What about a hammer?

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    31. Re:Confiscate cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said that numbnuts. Take your assbergers medicine and shut the hell up.

    32. Re:Confiscate cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't usually make good money pandering to the dregs of the land.

      You exclusively buy Apple products don't you?

    33. Re:Confiscate cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why this is an Ask /. He wants a miracle and somehow he thinks us nerds can wave our magic technology wands and violate the laws of physics.

    34. Re:Confiscate cameras by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Correct. Professional photographers will make better pictures than amateurs, almost always.

      However, we seem to be talking about a party bus where the environment is not exactly conducive to anybody actually wanting professional pictures. People just want some random shots of themselves and their buddies being idiots.

    35. Re:Confiscate cameras by Vlijmen+Fileer · · Score: 1

      The whole goal of owners (of themparks, buses, whatever) is to /make money/.
      So in terms of the pictures-farce:
      - They will try to deny you your right to take your own pictures, without exception with some clearly false excuse.
      - And they hire /the absolute cheapest button-clicker/ they can find!!! An idiot can think of that. And any idiot can /see/ it in any them-park. All these button-clickers are high school students or something alike, /never ever/ a professional photographer, as that would eat into the profit margins.

    36. Re:Confiscate cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As it turns out, I don't need my wild night out in the minibus translated into art.
      I wouldn't mind a pic or two to reminisce about though.

    37. Re:Confiscate cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a million monkeys with cameras instead of typewriters...

    38. Re:Confiscate cameras by doccus · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, "average folks" can't tell the difference, so your point is moot.

      Then, those people are not your customers.

      You don't usually make good money pandering to the dregs of the land.

      You make money by selling to people with money. People with money are willing to spend it too. The more you charge, often the more they think you are worth and will seek you out to give you money.

      Well said..I wish I had taken that truth into hand, unfortunately, I undercut myself right into the soup lines...

  3. call the tsa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your going to need pat downs and body scanners

  4. Some requests should be ignored by janeuner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can anyone come up with a sensible reason to implement such a thing?

    1. Re:Some requests should be ignored by gstoddart · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sensible, no.

      It sounds like they want to be able to monitor the bus, and maybe they consider the decor to be copyrighted or something.

      Essentially they want to be able to record you, while not allowing you to take pics.

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    2. Re:Some requests should be ignored by nbauman · · Score: 1

      Some people are just control freaks. Did you ever have a teacher like that in grade school?

    3. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dickish but, maybe they want to $ell pictures/videos to the riders/customers?

      If they can prevent the use of personal cameras, then the riders/customers will have to purchase their memories.

    4. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can anyone come up with a sensible reason to implement such a thing?

      It's for a "limousine bus"

      They want to be able to host orgies and be the only ones who have the ability to upload photos/video to the Internet.

    5. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Photo's of Justin Bieber, I'd like to block those....

    6. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some people are just control freaks. Did you ever have a teacher like that in grade school?

      No, when my gradeschool teacher put us onto the Fuck Bus we were allowed to video tape it ourselves.

    7. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Suspect it is likely some sort of stripper bus / limo. They have them in some areas as a dodge for monitoring and rules in the private dance areas. Likely the owner wants to prevent having the patrons take pictures of the talent, but would like to have evidence in case a drunk fool takes things too far.

    8. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Rosyna · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or they should be better worded.

      "I want to stop all electronic devices from passively collecting visible light but still desire riders' eyes to passively collect visible light."

    9. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree. This is just such a stupid idea, that ignoring it is probably the best thing we can do as a community!

    10. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel like replying to this guy, "You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucka"
      This is slashdot.

    11. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if it blocks the limo owner cameras, too.

    12. Re:Some requests should be ignored by jittles · · Score: 1

      Can anyone come up with a sensible reason to implement such a thing?

      They don't want you to use your own camera for some legal reason but want their own security cameras to work for liability reasons? If you're giving people a tour bus ride around a secure facility, this may be desirable. That's all I've got.

    13. Re:Some requests should be ignored by spacepimp · · Score: 2

      So the strippers or prostitutes don't get caught on video. This is a bachelor party fun bus it sounds like.Use a bouncer if that is the case.

    14. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      "I want to stop all electronic devices from passively collecting visible light but still desire riders' eyes to passively collect visible light."

      A requirement worded that way still leaves a loophole for mechanical film cameras without light meters like the Nikkormat FS or even a simple pinhole camera.

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    15. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be able to flood the space with near visible infrared and use on filters on the bus cams.
      Those attempting to record should mostly see blurred images and white spots from the emitters.

      In the summer you might need more AC to make up for the heat.

    16. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

      Can anyone come up with a sensible reason to implement such a thing?

      A limo service catering to customers that do not want their (or their guests) picture taken by paparazzi or any other opportunists, but with security cameras that monitor what happens outside the car.

      Of course, that's just a guess/assumption. I don't pretend to actually know, but I find it amazing that a bunch of folks who don't have a clue seem to be able to conclude what features the actual owner of the business may or may not have a use for.

    17. Re:Some requests should be ignored by hutsell · · Score: 1

      Can anyone come up with a sensible reason to implement such a thing?

      Sensibility seems to get lost when the submitter's question is rephrased in the following way: Is there a device that can selectively deactivate cameras of one's choosing? If not, can someone here invent such a method and tell me the solution?

      However, imagining some of the possibilities, one would seem to be a paradise for the authorities — something they assuredly would feel to be very sensible.

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    18. Re:Some requests should be ignored by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I'd post a link to Bang Bus, but I'm at work right now...

    19. Re:Some requests should be ignored by PaperGeek · · Score: 1

      Why do bus owners and operators in the litigation-happy US of A need cameras mounted in buses? So when someone thinks they can profit from an injury lawsuit by having a shyster lawyer claim they were injured because the driver took a corner too fast, and typically these things are timed so that the letter from the ambulance-chasing lawyer comes 18 months or more after the alleged injury, the bus owner and/or operator has a leg to stand on and say, "see, the driver was not pulling donuts and nobody fell over so how could this person have broken his/her collarbone?" Cases like this are common - I used to work for a company that made such devices and this was one of the big reasons for having inside cameras. The other reason was having an outside camera that could exonerate (or lay blame) on the driver in an actual accident. This is not a big brother survellance issue or a "we want exclusive video cos we're greedy" issue, it's a safety and KYA issue... Ride on a bus and your picture is taken and if you don't like it, blame it on rampant sue-for-profit inflated lawsuits. Not wanting people to take pictures on the bus can be a privacy concern. Sounds like a dual standard on the face of it but not so much if you look at it in depth...

    20. Re:Some requests should be ignored by jafiwam · · Score: 2

      Can anyone come up with a sensible reason to implement such a thing?

      Sensibility seems to get lost when the submitter's question is rephrased in the following way: Is there a device that can selectively deactivate cameras of one's choosing? If not, can someone here invent such a method and tell me the solution?

      However, imagining some of the possibilities, one would seem to be a paradise for the authorities — something they assuredly would feel to be very sensible.

      Soooo... the CIA / NSA / military industrial complex are now crowd sourcing stuff out to Slashdot?

    21. Re:Some requests should be ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you're a hoot at parties, especially parties on limo buses.

  5. Isn't it obvious? by Quick+Reply · · Score: 2

    Just cover your head in tinfoil, hat shapes work best, and then they can take as many photos as they want but your brain waves remain safe

    1. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Traze · · Score: 2

      Hmm, I though a tetrahedron was the proper shape.

    2. Re:Isn't it obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      POWERDOME!!!!!

      it's a shame about Bob (Casale).

  6. Advice? give up. by green1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You want to have your own cameras capturing everything on board, but you want to prevent your guests from doing the same.
    Best advice is to stop being a dick.

    People use limousine buses for special events and parties. These are the times people most want to remember and are likely to want to take their own pictures. Preventing them from doing so (even if it were possible, which in your stated scenario seems dubious) would be a pretty dick move.

    1. Re:Advice? give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I would wager another poster is correct in assuming this is some sort of "Girls Gone Wild" skit bus.

      They want to make their porno without allowing other partygoers from snapping pics.

      Exclusivity.......

    2. Re:Advice? give up. by dAzED1 · · Score: 2

      I don't know why you're the only poster that seems to understand why the subby wants this. He's basically trying to get slashdot to crowd-think for him, to solve a technical "problem" - allowing them to charge $10 each for crappy pictures instead of letting passengers take their own damn pictures. Just drive the damn limo and stop being a dick. If people want the photo service, offer it - but don't break their cameras just to force them to buy your pictures. And I hope the passengers of the limo are all made very well aware of the presence of your cameras is well - else you're in for some serious issues.

    3. Re:Advice? give up. by DaveGod · · Score: 1

      You assert an argument based on your assumption. Perhaps the built-in camera footage is controlled by the customer, this might even be a common requirement set out by security staff of some famous person hiring the limo for a night out, or some event.

    4. Re:Advice? give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, before trying to figure out a technical solution for some fucking authoritarian nonsense, a good chunk of slashdot is jumping right on board.

      Why should WE help the OP?

      Its damn clear what is going on when one group of people is allowed to have cameras, and the other is not.

      If something bad happens, the people who control, and can edit the video footage win. The only way to prevent this, is everyone records, and you can compare the recordings.

    5. Re:Advice? give up. by green1 · · Score: 2

      Why would the famous person want to stop themselves from taking their own pictures while allowing their driver to do so? sorry, doesn't make sense.
      This is not about preventing paparazzi, they can't get on the bus, tinted windows stop them just fine. This is about screwing over their own customers, plain and simple. Either they expect illicit behaviour on the bus and want to be the only ones with blackmail footage ("girls gone wild" or "coke snorting senator" or whatnot), or they simply want to profit by selling normal customers the only picture of their own fun times. Either way they're being dicks.

      Nobody hiring a limo tells the driver to record them, and also wants a technical solution to stop them from taking their own pictures.

    6. Re:Advice? give up. by green1 · · Score: 1

      I can find arguments for everyone records, or nobody records, but the "we want our cameras and they can't have theirs" ideal shows the real motive here.

    7. Re:Advice? give up. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Also of note, even if you are successful at blocking a digital camera, what is going to stop you from a mechanical film camera that you can still pickup at your drug store?

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    8. Re:Advice? give up. by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Other possibilikty. The guests don't want party pics of themselves getting wasted and stupid showing up on Facebook, but the limo owner wants footage for liability in case of damages.

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    9. Re:Advice? give up. by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      The fact is that you don't know why they want to do this. There may be a very valid reason for this.

      E.g. Recording a show for it to be featured on a DVD at a future time BUT not allowing the crowd to use their phones to record. People get bent out of shape so easily these days.

      Anyhow, what's different between that and restricting your WIFI to yourself? I really don't see the difference here. Both can result in invasion of privacy and miss use by the guests.

    10. Re:Advice? give up. by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anyhow, what's different between that and restricting your WIFI to yourself?

      And there's the solution: encrypt the photons so only the authorized cameras can decrypt them. Make sure you use WAP because it is too easy to collect a lot of photons and break WEP.

    11. Re:Advice? give up. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      My guess is that this is probably for some variation of a stripper/party bus: There's a bus, with strippers and booze in the back, where people party at a higher cost than the establishment, with a degree of exclusivity.

      You can kick someone out of a club for taking pictures of the strippers. It's not so easy to kick someone off a bus (without stranding them and causing PR issues with them and their group).

      The easiest way to do this is with policy: take pictures, and you get banned (for life). Conveniently make it difficult for them to take pictures by giving them an optional 'cell phone deposit' area; however, this makes use of phones impossible.

      As for IR emitters... how about a high-intensity IR laser disco ball, of some sort, along with using displaced spectrum for internal cameras? You may be able to do something with black lights or figure out a way to inhibit automatic focusing of the cameras, making the shots more or less pointless.

      If the owner is just trying to monetize the "pictures with strippers" market, he's kinda SOL. You might be able to get something workable with IR filters for a high end camera (leaving cell phones to deal wit horrid pictures) but it's unlikely, since cell phone CCDs already filter IR (often at different frequencies than each other, so it can be hit or miss).

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    12. Re:Advice? give up. by Agent0013 · · Score: 2

      Yep, that's the solution. Everybody needs to wear decryption goggles and the lights on the bus put out some frequency that the human eye and digital cameras cannot see. It could work similar to night vision cameras but instead of low light levels it would appear pitch black in the bus. The decryption goggles would be able to pick up the frequency of EM radiation that is put out and translate an image for the person to see. I guess you would need the goggles to turn off if they are taken off of the person's head, or they could take a picture through the eyepiece of the goggles.

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    13. Re:Advice? give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      but the limo owner wants footage for liability

      Or extortion.

    14. Re:Advice? give up. by fa2k · · Score: 1

      This could actually work, just replace "decryption" with "IR". Make the bus completely dark in the visible spectrum and make everyone wear IR goggles. There is the problem of photo flashes, in that case the bus could have light detectors, and when a flash is detected, saturate the bus with strong IR like suggested above, while decreasing the sensitivity of the googles. Another alternative is to use materials which have specular reflections in the visible range around the bus, so the flash saturates the camera itself. What do I get for solving it? ("no goggles" wasn't part of the requirements;)

    15. Re:Advice? give up. by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      Other possibilikty. The guests don't want party pics of themselves getting wasted and stupid showing up on Facebook, but the limo owner wants footage for liability in case of damages.

      Because the owner can be trusted?

      No thanks.

      If there's no damage before and there is damage after that is no doubt quite sufficient for the owner to prove liability of the guests.

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    16. Re:Advice? give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recording a show for it to be featured on a DVD at a future time BUT not allowing the crowd to use their phones to record.

      What crowd? You should re-read the question.

  7. Post a Sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Post a sign inside saying "All photography in this bus is forbidden without prior consent of XYZ Associates". Counsult a lawyer for whatever exact wording you should use. Have your drivers enforce the policy.

  8. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Trunk Monkey!

    1. Re:Simple by SinisterEVIL · · Score: 1

      Trunk Monkey!!! FTW!

    2. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best comment yet!

  9. Slashdot continues to get worse by cide1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This article is yet another confirmation that Slashdot just gets worse and worse. I hate to troll, but come on guys, up the quality some.

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    1. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. How many more Ask Slashdot articles need to be from some guy too lazy to do his own job. He didn't even ask about the ethics of doing such a thing.

    2. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by cold+fjord · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Slashdot runs off from stories submitted by readers. If you don't like what you see, submit one. I notice you have a low six digit ID but appear to have never submitted a story. That makes at least 10-12 years.

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    3. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's a stupid reply. This is not a 'story' submitted by a reader, it's an 'ask /.' and a dopey one at that.

      And if your reply is NOT stupid, then what you're saying is if folks decide to submit a story like 'dog bites man' that it will OF COURSE be posted -- because as you say /. runs off those stories. You obviously have no need or desire for editorial control.

      As asinine as "if you don't like how Linux works, fix it! You've used it for years but have submitted no code, you hobo."

    4. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      You are already at +5 but I wish that Slashdot went to 11 just for this comments.
      1. Anti Camera device that lets other cameras work? Impossible.
      2. Anti Camera device? Pretty much impossible in the bus. Maybe a fog machine?
      3. For a rich party bus? On Slashdot? Go away.

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    5. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when a good chunk of the userbase is still off on Slashcott (officially the first week ended, but a decent chunk of folks are giving it another week, along with a good number indefinitely staying away from here until/unless DICE shows some signs of improvement). Comp.misc and Soylentnews.org are getting some pretty decent comment discussion though...

    6. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impossible? What if there was a directional laser with a pivot and a camera and some very advanced software that automatically detects a foreign camera (phone) being pulled out and directs the laser to the camera lens to blind it. The software is smart enough to effectively distinguish a foreign camera from a human (ie: your eyes) and only points the laser at the camera lens. What if there were several of these in the car and they coordinated their efforts so that when more than one camera is pulled out each would blind one camera. Yes, the technology isn't even close to that yet and there are quite easy ways to make this more difficult to accomplish but it is a theoretical future possibility.

    7. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the problem. There are WAY too many people here who don't belong; it is, after all, a nerd site and we're not exactly normal. The more normal people that show up here, the more the quality of the submissions (and especially comments, "they're car's are over their") deteriorate. Unfortunately, that's the audience Dice is after.

    8. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Come on man, Dice have worked hard to destroy the community engagement and spirit here. Don't try to ruin it for them.

      Actually I'd say there is nothing wrong with no posting any stories. Some people post stories, some people just comment, no problem as long as there are enough of both. It used to be that the editors would seek interesting stuff out too, but these days the only post adverts.

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    9. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by Matheus · · Score: 1

      This story is what it is... what I'm mad about is how quietly in the past day my ability to disable ads went away. If that's the way it is so be it but poof there it went with not so much as a whisper!

    10. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      1. People could block the view of the laser.
      2. Possible blinding danger from reflection or software error.
      3. Google Glass.
      Impractical.

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    11. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey NSA plant -

      We can submit all the fucking stories we want but it's the EDITORS who choose them. And yes as a logged in user (I am not the poster you are replying to) I have submitted stories. Most are rejected, mostly because I was slow off the mark to get the story but also because Editors put utter dribble liek this in here instead.

      So basically fuck you, go suck NSA cock somewhere else

    12. Re:Slashdot continues to get worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The editors generally only select from submitted stories. They can't pick if it isn't there. As to the rest of your screed, you are apparently as dumb as dirt.

  10. No cameras allowed Please turn off your devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just post a sign???

  11. Dark by Lorens · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) Cover all the windows
    2) Passengers on high-class limo travel in the dark
    3) Install an infrared camera
    4) Sell film to adult and/or paparazzi websites
    5) $$$PROFIT$$$

    1. Re:Dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the gorilla that reacts unfavorably to bright flashes of light.

    2. Re:Dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You did it wrong! You have all the steps, and they would work.

  12. The only way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only way is to strip search everyone. Confiscate all electronic devices. Also, should probably include someone to monitor all activity.

  13. Problems by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Got a couple of problems. As you found IR is ineffective, I think you will find anything that allows normal human sight to work will be ineffective or inconsistently effective. Have to assume that total darkness is not acceptable as well (though would be somewhat effective)

    I have heard that its possible to detect cameras by IR lasers that they use for autofocus. So that leaves some ideas:
    1. Detection rather than nullification. Maybe you can't prevent but you can at least know when,
    2. Maybe you can use IR to fool the autofocus to one extreme or another?

    Nothing is perfect of course, but if those could be done for the majority of smart phones, then it may still be worth doing for some purposes.

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    1. Re:Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Maybe some kind of pulsing light would work, similar to how Macrovision tryies to fuck up VCRs by throwing off their tracking. It would have to be outside the visible spectrum to avoid causing epileptic fits... Maybe pulsing IR.

      I basically agree though, this is probably a lost cause. Camera manufacturers try hard to make sure you get some kind of viewable image in extreme lighting conditions.

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    2. Re:Problems by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Not only that but a quick look over at autofocus shows that there are several ways that cameras do it, and many cheap ones like are on phones, are fixed focus anyway. Overall, I think this is a lost cause, regardless of whether its a good idea or not.

      I agree with the guy who said pat downs and scans for electronic devices. No serious other way.

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    3. Re:Problems by jd659 · · Score: 4, Informative

      1. Detection rather than nullification. Maybe you can't prevent but you can at least know when,

      Detection of the camera pointed in the unknown direction on the bus will be impossible.

      2. Maybe you can use IR to fool the autofocus to one extreme or another?

      Nearly all SLRs are insensitive to IR light when recording. And almost no camera today (still or video) is using IR to autofocus. Illuminating the area with a powerful IR light is damaging to the eyes -- yes it is like regular light except in the dark when the pupils are be dilated any powerful light can cause a damage. I was working on a device that had 3W IR LEDs and after a few minutes the eyes begin to hurt even when I was not looking at the lights directly.

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    4. Re:Problems by plover · · Score: 2

      I'm thinking disco ball + lasers. Have you seen the IR grid pattern projected by Kinect? Spray that same sort of pattern only with visible light, so everything is annoyingly speckled with very bright dots. Use multiple lasers. Reflect them off moving mirrors (a.k.a disco ball). Most cell phone cameras autoadjust to balance the contrast, and will end up with a scene that is simultaneously overexposed and underexposed.

      If your riders are in a party mood, this is fine. If you're giving a lift to the Epileptics' Convention, be prepared to detour to the emergency room.

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    5. Re:Problems by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      similar to how Macrovision tryies to fuck up VCRs by throwing off their tracking

      Macrovision works by inserting a fake sync pulse into the vertical blanking portion of the signal. The automatic gain control (AGC) of the VCR sees this and tries to adjust for it, but results in screwing up the visible portion of the signal. This can be defeated by going old school and running the signal through an old VCR that doesn't have AGC. As usual, old tech can be used to defeat new tech.

    6. Re:Problems by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Nearly all SLRs are insensitive to IR light when recording

      Ummm, from what I can tell, most SLRs are sensitive to IR light.

      Several months back, I used my Nikon DSLR to trouble shoot my remote control by taking a picture of it and confirming I could see the glow. From there I could look elsewhere.

      My understanding is that internally, many cameras use IR, and are therefore very sensitive to it.

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    7. Re:Problems by operagost · · Score: 1

      My dad used a composite signal booster in between the two VCRs. Crank it up as high as you can without causing the recording VCR to wash out, and it doesn't give the AGC circuit much headroom to work with.

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    8. Re:Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have mice with IR LEDs and lasers, and they all have warnings to that extent (the laser ones shut the laser off within milliseconds of raising it from the table to stop people from looking into it).

    9. Re:Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CCDs and (IIRC) CMOSs are more sensitive to IR than to visible light. They have filters in cameras to block IR, but they're not 100%.

    10. Re:Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I understand what the Limo Bus is for, SLR cameras are not the problem. Those are easily detectable by the security staff.
      OP wants to avoid hidden cameras and cellphones.

    11. Re:Problems by amorsen · · Score: 1

      This can be defeated by going old school and running the signal through an old VCR that doesn't have AGC.

      It can be defeated by any modern AGC as well. If you manage to buy a video recorder today, it will specifically detect Macrovision and refuse to record. If you somehow disabled that detection, the AGC would have no problem handling the fake sync pulse.

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    12. Re:Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that internally, many cameras use IR, and are therefore very sensitive to it.

      Not exactly.. CCD's are usually very sensitive to IR because it is "close" to visible spectrum. Most cameras provide IR filtering so IR doesn't cause throw off the detected colors. Internally, IR is not really used in consumer cameras and better cameras filter IR better. Focus beams are usually visible light, sometimes dark read, but usually IR is not used for anything. The *only* use I've seen for IR is for "remote control" functions, wireless shutter release, record, playback and such, but this is not done using the image capture components in any camera I've seen personally.

    13. Re:Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean ancient tech can be used to defeat very old tech.

    14. Re: Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also, sometimes IR lights are used on video cameras for night vision capabilities. think "one night in paris" (btw. is she still alive ?)

  14. How about you just tell them not to snort Coke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Tell all the occupants not to use illegal drugs, hire prostitutes, or engage in homosexual activities while saying publicly that they are heterosexual.
    Then it wont matter if people legally operate their cameras to document reality and protect themselves from frivolous libel lawsuits.
     

    1. Re:How about you just tell them not to snort Coke? by nbauman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Distribute paper bags for them to put on their heads. Punch eyeholes.

    2. Re:How about you just tell them not to snort Coke? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shia LaBeouf, is that you?

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    3. Re:How about you just tell them not to snort Coke? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      You'd need a nose-hole to be able to snort the coke though.

    4. Re:How about you just tell them not to snort Coke? by nbauman · · Score: 1

      How about punching a straw through the paper bag?

  15. Spray paint everything by TzTerri · · Score: 1

    Just spray paint everyone and everything with matt black paint.

  16. flash bombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    may do the trick.

  17. you mean behavior control device? by AndroSyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really, what you want is a behavior control device, not a anti-camera device. Seriously, what the fuck? Why shouldn't people be allowed to take photos on the bus? What do they have to hide? If people want to take photos of each other on the bus, why shouldn't they?

    I reject your fascist attempts at controlling others, as should others as well. In short fuck you and fuck beta.

    1. Re:you mean behavior control device? by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Funny

      At last, something to reject even more forcefully than beta!

    2. Re:you mean behavior control device? by SinisterEVIL · · Score: 1

      can already see law enforcement loving this, they can record you but you cant record them. lol this question should indeed get fucked.

    3. Re:you mean behavior control device? by Ed_1024 · · Score: 1

      Behaviour control device?

      You mean a 6'8" bloke called Sergei with a tux, dark glasses, baseball bat and instructions to stop any filming...?

    4. Re:you mean behavior control device? by AndroSyn · · Score: 1

      If you prefer, a "Behaviour control device", then sure, it seems like something that would be used widely in the UK.

      But I guess your nitpick over the letter u I guess is a good metaphor for what is going on in our societies currently. We're losing our civil liberties while we're all too distracted by arguments over pointless details, like the letter u, or screaming over hot button social issues that really do nothing but pander for votes.

      Keep on distracting yourself... :D

    5. Re:you mean behavior control device? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, someone else mentioned that the only "reasonable" reason is staged porno (like the plants of porn stars in a frat party, and filming it as a specialty movie).

      There's obviously something missing from the question. Why would you want to ban selfies? Do you have a Monet in the limo and don't want to violate the copyright of the owner you are renting it from? Or are you just a giant prick who wants to force everyone else to do what you want, regardless of the reasonability of it?

      But the answer is in the question. He has his own cameras in there. Put two people up front, not just the driver, and have the second person watching the back. Stop the limo and have him go back and confiscate any cameras used. That's what they do at the porno shoots. They don't just plant porn stars, but also security. The level of discrimination needed doesn't exist today. It's a human job, and you have to hire an additional person, or drop the fascism.

    6. Re:you mean behavior control device? by psithurism · · Score: 2

      this question should indeed get fucked.

      I agree, but when you pose a problem to nerds, we can't help but propose solutions.

      I live in a touristy area and I'm pretty sure his purpose is to charge costumers for photos (this is unbelievably profitable), as well as having them available for his own purposes. Here, we use those photos for advertising, but the OP is so vague as to make me think he's doing this for blackmail, porn or preventing customers from being able prove how bad his service actually is.

      I know he wants to set up a expensive fix to bleed customers just a little bit or maybe get downright nefarious, but I still can't help but try to think of solutions:

      Customer's won't wear anti-paparazzi gear to stop their selfies, but what if you plastered the interior of the vehicle with it instead? Low-lighting + bouncy ride will force them to use flash while your own high powered cameras, statically mounted in optimal points can do longer exposures and be positioned to be least affected by anti-paparazzi coatings and devices.

      EMPs will only destroy cameras with moving parts that are very sensitive. I think you should still consider firing off small disruptive bursts of energy with every flash detected; expensive to create, but it seems your client is willing to go pretty far when it comes to screwing over his costumers, so don't discount them!

      The post also isn't clear whether we are trying to prevent costumers from taking pictures of landmarks outside the bus, or the puke stains on the floor of the bus. We've clearly assumed the latter. But if you lock all the windows up, you can clearly put coatings or lighting on them to screw with photos.

      Most of the other comenters recommended you re-look into IR. You didn't really say what failed, maybe the contractor you tested out just sucked? You might want to try that again with different methods.

      On the off chance the client is not up to no good, add a sign that says: "You'll enjoy your ride better if you let us handle the photos!" Or if he'll just fess up that he's being evil, just TSA style search customers and confiscate cameras and phones prior to the trip.

    7. Re:you mean behavior control device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think he anyone is nitpicking over the 'u' other than yourself. Fag.

      And I don't normally defend euroscum, but your rebuttal to his post was just asinine.

    8. Re:you mean behavior control device? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Right - he wants an NDA, not an IR blaster.

      He should make everybody who gets on his bus sign a contract that says they will pay him $2.5M if they take any pictures while on the bus.

      Presumably he feels this will make him look like an asshole and people won't get on the bus.

      Like they say, you can't have it both ways. Although, based on speculation on this thread, that may be a poor choice of words.

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    9. Re:you mean behavior control device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monet? Copyright?

      You might want to go back and brush up on how copyright law works...fairly sure any possible IP protections Monet paintings ever had would be long since expired by now...

    10. Re:you mean behavior control device? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Contractual, not legal. Like the museums where they ban photography of any kind, even in their "old" wing where nothing is newer than 1000+ years old. Protecting your work more like a "trade secret" is possible even when there are no legal copyright protections. Just because it's not legally protected anymore doesn't mean you are required by law to allow others to photograph it. So yes, an owner could try to prevent others from taking a picture of it. And most terms of loan include such wording. You should learn more about contract law and art before you try to incorrectly correct others.

    11. Re:you mean behavior control device? by AndroSyn · · Score: 1

      Then what exactly was his point then? Other than to be a whiny Brit on a US based site?

      I took his off-topic comment, turned it into an example of how people try to derail discussions on serious topics, by injecting something pointless and intentionally divisive.

      As for yourself, very nice that you use derogatory slurs to try to get your point across? Fag? Euroscum? Really? That says a lot more about you than anything else.

  18. Heil Hitler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Add obnoxious distractions is the best advice... Mirrors work nicely for reflecting flashes into the cameras, won't stop a cellphone camera/no flash camera shot but if you want to stop all cameras you're going to have to blind everyone or just mount a few obnoxious overpriced camera photo "charge per photo" sign showing the cost per photo for licensing purposes -- i.e. you're allowed to charge for any commercial shot "license" and distribution rights are a part of that -- make sure you have them posted on all sides of your buses and make it obnoxiously obvious that you will be charging per shot and a blanket license to shoot if a camera is seen on the person that will make anyone think twice about pulling out a camera. Depends on your clientele but something like $300 + $20 per photo or north of there should do the trick!

    1. Re:Heil Hitler by jd659 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "charge per photo" sign showing the cost per photo for licensing purposes -- i.e. you're allowed to charge for any commercial shot "license" and distribution rights are a part of that -- make sure you have them posted on all sides of your buses

      The licensing contract that was not signed by the photographer will be null and void. Puff! This suggestion is equivalent of printing a t-shirt that says "anyone who looks at it owns me $100". Right, try enforcing that in court.

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    2. Re: Heil Hitler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The t-shirt is totally enforceable. You just have to make them pay in advance, or sign an agreement beforehand, stating that they are aware that viewing the shirt costs $100. Don't let them see the shirt unless they either pay or sign the agreement. You'll find this is exactly how most museums operate (except that they don't usually even make you sign anything - once they've explained their rules, such as no photographs, no touching the exhibits, etc., your acceptance is implied by your entry into the museum).

  19. Thinking Outside The Box by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You could just constantly play a movie in each corner of the vehicle. This way anyone trying to film your clients would inevitably end up making an unlawful reproduction of the film and then you just sick the MPAA on them.

    Have you done any research into "The Cone of Silence"?

    1. Re:Thinking Outside The Box by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      According to CONTROL, the cone doesn't work so well...

    2. Re:Thinking Outside The Box by geekoid · · Score: 1

      CONTROL and neither confirm or deny the quality, or existence, of such cone no matter how badly it operates.

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    3. Re:Thinking Outside The Box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could just constantly play a movie in each corner of the vehicle. This way anyone trying to film your clients would inevitably end up making an unlawful reproduction of the film and then you just sick the MPAA on them.

      Funny idea, but seriously, have you read the text of that copyright warning on that DVD you purchased? It says for private in home use only, which means if you are a business showing this DVD you will need a special piece of paper from the copyright owner that says you can show it. So with your idea, you basically are turning yourself into the MPAA. Good luck with that. I got a feeling they will come after you before your customers.

    4. Re:Thinking Outside The Box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you done any research into "The Cone of Silence"?

      Would you believe that I personally invented the thing?

      ..

      Ok, I Googled it the last time I used it?

      ..

      Would you believe, "I was feeling lucky" the last time I asked Jeeves and it turned up?

  20. Black hole by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best solution that comes to mind is to create a small black hole in the center of the bus. If it is of sufficient mass it will draw in all the light gravitationally, thus preventing the cameras from capturing said light.

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    1. Re:Black hole by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      Your black hole solution is impractical and borders on fantasy. Furthermore it does not discriminate between the guest's cameras and the bus owner's cameras.

      A much better solution IMO would be to use a light source which produces photons that, even when reflected, will not go into a guest's camera lens.

      There. Doesn't that seem like a much better idea?

      (And please don't suggest a black hole that only sucks in photons that were headed toward a guest's camera. But I bet the USPTO could grant a patent on any of these great ideas!)

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    2. Re:Black hole by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      If it is of sufficient mass it will draw in all the light gravitationally, thus preventing the cameras from capturing said light.

      It will also drop into the earth's core which rules out most limousine destinations.

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    3. Re:Black hole by geminidomino · · Score: 2

      Why did I just have a mental image of Maxwell's Daemon playing the part of the "Breakout" paddle in front of the camera lenses?

    4. Re:Black hole by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Technically the Earth's core would drop into it... But I guess it depends on your frame of reference.

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    5. Re:Black hole by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      No. A small black hole will fall into orbit around the core and slowly devour its mass.

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    6. Re:Black hole by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Would the limo really be moving fast enough to provide the angular velocity necessary to achieve orbit?

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    7. Re:Black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the black hole is small enough it would float like small rocks.

    8. Re:Black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still not obvious which way is down

    9. Re:Black hole by amorsen · · Score: 1

      The spinning Earth would. It would be a highly eccentric orbit, but still.

      I am trying to figure out what the combination of gaining additional mass from sucking in bits of the Earth and losing mass from Hawking radiation would do to the orbit. No luck so far.

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    10. Re:Black hole by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I thought a black hole had to be of a certain significant size to be self-sustaining.

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  21. Not Possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anti camera tech that blocks the taking of images, but allows the taking of images by certain cameras, but you can't be required to do or wear anything special/different. So, basically, we need a non-existent cloaking technology that we can see through with our own cameras.

    Dude, it is clear that you work for complete fucking idiots. Unless you are also a complete fucking idiot, (which I think you might be since you posted this on Slashdot) you need to find another job with a better employer. What will you do when they demand that the limos be driven by Yetis and lead along the road by unicorns?

    1. Re:Not Possible by Paul+server+guy · · Score: 1

      Anti camera tech that blocks the taking of images, but allows the taking of images by certain cameras, but you can't be required to do or wear anything special/different. So, basically, we need a non-existent cloaking technology that we can see through with our own cameras.

      Dude, it is clear that you work for complete fucking idiots. Unless you are also a complete fucking idiot, (which I think you might be since you posted this on Slashdot) you need to find another job with a better employer. What will you do when they demand that the limos be driven by Yetis and lead along the road by unicorns?

      Actually not. For example, There are several theater protection systems that use active lasers, looking for CCD, but that's not real practical here.
      Unless someone knows somethign I don't. Hence the reason I'm asking...

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  22. Technical solution for a social problem by wired_parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're asking for a technical solution to a social/political problem. The only feasible solution is to make sure your policy is clearly explained and understood to all who board the limo-bus, and then strictly enforcing it by expelling anyone caught with a camera. Sure, you won't be able to monitor people 100% of the time, but if you're strict with enforcement people won't risk taking snapshots. It will probably be more effective than any technical solution which would be expensive and easily circumvented.

    And if the owners of the limo-bus are really that worried about photos onboard, the simplest solution would be for everyone to deposit their electronic devices into a bag, and they can then recover their devices after leaving the limo-bus.

    My guess though is that your policy is likely to lose your limo-bus company customers, so the owners better make sure whether enforcing it is worth the cost.

    1. Re:Technical solution for a social problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess though is that your policy is likely to lose your limo-bus company customers, so the owners better make sure whether enforcing it is worth the cost.

      He's obviously running some type of celebrity Fuck Bus, and like in a strip club doesn't want people filming the hookers and blow. But wants his own cameras, he'll claim it's for "security" but in reality it's a combination of blackmail fodder and stuff to spank his monkey to up front in the driver's seat.

  23. Low light + no electronics by coldsalmon · · Score: 1

    Assuming appropriate sensor technology exists, you could detect and confiscate all electronics. I don't know how you would distinguish between the limo's electronics and a camera in someone's pocket, though. I doubt you could make a party limo without any electromagnetic fields in the back. I suppose you could scan people before they get in the limo, but that's pretty invasive -- a little too much like airport security. Plus, neither of these techniques would do anything against non-electronic film cameras. I'm sure there are even plastic cameras that would get past a metal detector. Having very low-light conditions inside the limo would probably fix that problem though, since a non-digital camera is not going to have night vision mode. So, assuming it's feasible, try this:

    1) Scan everyone for electronics before they get in, and confiscate every electronic camera found.
    2) Make sure there is too little light inside the limo for an analog camera to function.

  24. Blind and lobotomize all passengers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, rules are rules.

  25. No Lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blackout the windows and shut off all lights. Switch your cameras over to night vision. I think this is your only option.
    (I wish I was being sarcastic)

  26. No Cell phones then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with the confiscation idea, but to do that, you need to pull not just camera's but also smart phones. If you are busing around the kind of clientele that would worry about "paparazzi" they may be resistant to giving up their binkies...er...I mean cell phones. I think Policy is the best plan in the case. Also you could have them sign a really scary looking non-disclosure agreement.

  27. Rewriting the summary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hi- I have a limousine service that would like to be able to provide anti-paparazzi options for our clients. Which means we could charge a lot more for our services, and possibly even get a nice patent to keep others from providing similar services so we can make a lot of money. Can you nerds give us ideas on how to do this for free?"

    1. Re:Rewriting the summary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Hi- I have a limousine service that would like to be able to provide anti-paparazzi options for our clients. Which means we could charge a lot more for our services, and possibly even get a nice patent to keep others from providing similar services so we can make a lot of money. Can you nerds give us ideas on how to do this for free?"

      Nope. The paparazzi won't be ON the bus, he's running some kind of orgy service or wants a place for celebs to fuck and snort coke. He wants to prevent people from filming from within the bus, just like in a strip club... you can easily keep the external paparazzi from seeing inside by blacking the windows on the bus and there's enough room to put a partition so you can't see in through the door when it opens.
      Unlike a strip club, he doesn't want to pay a bouncer to stand inside and monitor, so he wants cameras. Probably so he can jerk off to the action and possibly blackmail the clients.

      No, I'm not trolling, I'm 100% serious. The only option is no cameras at all, pat-downs at the door.

    2. Re:Rewriting the summary... by green1 · · Score: 1

      If it were anti-paparazzi they wouldn't be worried about cameras on the bus they'd be worried about cameras from the outside, this is easy, tinted windows. The combination of them looking to block cameras from their clients on the bus, combined with wanting to take their own pictures, tells me they just want to be jerks about the whole thing.

    3. Re:Rewriting the summary... by coldsalmon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was assuming the best-case scenario of a sex-party bus, with onboard cameras strictly for security/legal reasons. But I agree, most likely the poster is just working for asshats. Still, it gave me an excuse to think about a sex-party bus for a few minutes.

    4. Re:Rewriting the summary... by green1 · · Score: 2

      On a "sex-party" bus, the clients would explicitly NOT want the bus to have cameras, and, depending on the crowd, may or may not, want their own pictures. The OP wants the reverse, which tells me he either wants a blackmail bus, or he doesn't really expect anything that exciting to happen in the first place and just wants to play extortion with memories of a fun evening.

    5. Re:Rewriting the summary... by coldsalmon · · Score: 2

      All true. I also proposed anti-personnel mines as an effective deterrent in another comment, but you've got me thinking that anti-tank mines might be better, because they would have the added benefit of destroying this shitty bus.

    6. Re:Rewriting the summary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's probably for the "Bang Bus", a nasty porn site that allegedly drives around picking up women, promises them money, boinks them on camera, then kics them off the bus without their clothes. Never could tell if these were pre-arranged porn actresses or actual "civilians" being picked up and boinked, but they used to show up on free porn sites a lot.

      They even had Ron Jeremy ride the bus once, and he was very firm about actually paying the woman. It seemed to shock the jerks on the bus. (I like Ron: anyone that ugly and goofy who still manages to do porn gives hope to normal, ugly,l chubby men like me.)

    7. Re:Rewriting the summary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he was very firm about actually paying the woman ... gives hope to normal, ugly,l chubby men like me

      Well, get your wallet ready!

  28. why wouldn't you let cameras on the bus? by madmatty · · Score: 1

    plan on making indias gang rape on bus problem look like a walk in the park?

  29. Threats by jythie · · Score: 2

    Go buy a bunch of cheap digital cameras, or better yet, see if Goodwill has any.

    Smash them up so their circuit boards are hanging out and they look like they are generally falling apart. Post a sign on the front of the buss indicating that photos are prohibited with the penalty of having cameras confiscated and destroyed. Hang disemboweled camera under the sign.

  30. Nope by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    Cameras work on the same principles, and at the same wavelengths, as the human eye. Anything that disables a camera will blind a human.

    1. Re:Nope by mandark1967 · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is an excellent idea!

      Just blind everyone so they can't find their cameras! Even if they do manage to find their camera, they can't see shit so their photographs will suck.

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    2. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, you can fry the electronics in the cameras while leaving the customers relatively intact.

    3. Re:Nope by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I can't see infrared

    4. Re:Nope by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Most (but not all) cameras can't see infrared either.

    5. Re: Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point your remote at your camera in preview mode and press a few buttons. Then tell me how this works again. People have developed suits to blind video cameras. The energy of IR LEDs aren't as efficient as the visible light LEDs, so it would take a lot of LEDs to blind the cameras. The led system would need to interface with a wireless flash system to turn off ir for the shutter or a lens filter.

    6. Re:Nope by camperdave · · Score: 2

      Most digital cameras will also detect infrared. You can photograph the output from a TV remote control, but you can't see it. So if you flood the region with IR, the cameras will record a glare, but people will see normal. If you pulse the IR and the bus cameras at the same rate, but out of phase, the bus cams will be able to record normal video, but other cameras would record a wash of IR.

      Pity the IR idea didn't work.

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    7. Re:Nope by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Most CCD cameras will see infrared if you remove the infrared filter.

    8. Re:Nope by PPH · · Score: 1

      But then the image looks pretty funky. OK for b&w security cam systems. But if the object of the paparazzi is to take salable photos, they'll be leaving that filter in place.

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    9. Re:Nope by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure most, if not all, digital cameras can see the IR from a LED like your TV remote. The iPhone camera can, which accounts for a lot of cameras out there. So no, they don't work at the same wavelength as the human eye. A wall of powerful IR LEDs might be able to affect photo quality. And the wavelengths a conventional camera is sensitive to depends on the film. You can get infrared film for cameras.

    10. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use Infrared and are not careful, you won't be able to see the rest of the spectrum either.

  31. There's some ubicomp work on this... by toupsz · · Score: 2

    See below:

    http://ubicomplab.cs.washingto...

    The basic premise before was to detect a camera's CCD (it is retro-reflective), then blind it with a rapidly-changing sequence of bright light from a projector to prevent the camera from compensating. Might not work with modern cameras, and might be in-feasible in your environment, but there's the info.

  32. My owners are the same! by jd659 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And my owners want the traffic to clear in front of the limousine as the bus rolls into a congested area, but they are ok to have the traffic pile up behind the bus. We've done some testing with really loud honking but it proved ineffective. We don’t want to destroy other cars either, so no shooting torpedoes, please!

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    1. Re:My owners are the same! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Police sirens might do the trick.

  33. Flash Slave by bobbagum · · Score: 1

    get a flash slave, which is used to trigger big studio flash using a flash on the camera, basically it's a relay that will complete the circuit when it detects flash being fired, you could wire this to the interior light to produce bright lights when somebody tries to take a photo with a flash, which should overexposes Unfortunately, it doesn't help if the person taking a picture doesn't use flash, and good cameras can compensate or adjust overexposure Expensive systems on yacht uses infra-red camera to look for camera's ccd and fire lasers at the camera You could try to blast the whole area with IR with spinning IR laser like a discoball

  34. Poor and unworkable request by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, you want something which will allow your cameras to work but prevent the functioning of other cameras in the same area? I'm afraid this is probably an impossible task. Optical tricks like flooding the area with IR or UV can prevent cameras from getting a good picture but are easily defeated with the proper filters. Any other methods will cause damage to digital cameras/phones but can also be easily defeated with proper shielding. Your best bet is to confiscate recording devices from people as they get on this bus, good luck with that.

  35. Difficult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What your asking to do has a a few Issues:
    Most systems are still in prototype phase or just don't work, like IR blocking its too dependent on angle and has very limited range, it is possible to reliably block a small area (there's a few gadgets out there) but medium range all devices blocking hasn't reached production yet. For example, The MOVIES/FBI/CIA's offices still confiscate your camera, there's no magical devices to block them.

    You need to Block
    Cellphone camera's - There are a few devices out there but nothing universal, the ability to block and camera involves having software/hardware on the cellphone but you can block most popular phones with a jammer.

    Digital camera's - Again there are a few blocking devices but the universal ones are still in prototype phase, with the way the camera are developing I don't think anyone has found a reliable medium range solution for Cmos blocking that doesn't damage the camera.

    Analog camera's - Can't

  36. Building a limo bus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BS on first sentence. BS on the rest.

  37. simply by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

    just gas them like in the 5th element. When they wake up they'll be at their destination.

  38. Look at the designs of most cameras: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Most cameras are in phones and are point and shoot. But even the DSLRs use the same technology. They focus based on contrast and the light meter can be easily fooled for exposure - try getting a decent photo of a person (in auto mode) with a brightly lit (like a window) background or a very dark background. You have to take a spot reading (get in their face with the camera and lock the exposure).

    There are whole books written about photographic exposure and why cameras - single use devices meant to be cameras - have a manual mode, usually because the computer in the camera can be fooled so easily.

    OK.

    Keeping everyone in the dark isn't an option - safety for one. BUT - either have dim mood lighting (maybe the red lighting you see in flight romms for night ops) or VERY bright lights in the roof. The exposure systems wouldn't have a chance - a skilled photographer could do it, but it be pretty obvious if someone were spending the time to get the exposure correct and then it'll be up to the driver or whoever to ask the person to stop.

    1. Re:Look at the designs of most cameras: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take photo's for a touring production company as a job in No-low or odd lighting, long/short range in a variety of weather (even underwater once) anyone with a good camera can easily accommodate odd lighting or no lighting (without a flash) the new models even adjust to professional photo standards automatically (I'm not talking about the cheap junk camera's usually less than $1000)

      And it takes seconds a good camera can auto adjust for point and shoot in low or high contrast technology has moved a long way for being able to blind them with bright lights.

      I have a neat function on my very very good camera that allows the camera to use a "Night Vision mode" (green screen) then digitally filtered out the green and decode the resulting colours back into normal colours so I can take photos in near total darkness, I have taken photos using this backstage and then using them in advertising material and for large banners 50M x 200M with little pixelation

  39. Obvious....... by WorkingDead · · Score: 1

    How about a small sign that says "No Cameras". Why is that so hard?

  40. Like I Said Before by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    As I said before this hit the front page (how did such a stupid question manage that?), my advice is to stop wasting your time.

    Regarding the line about potential payment (that was removed by editors before posting this to the main page), you can send me $50 worth of Litecoins via the wallet address at the bottom of my homepage, CanHasDIY.com.

    Don't bitch; 50 bucks is a hell of a lot less than what my usual consulting fee runs. You're welcome.

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  41. These questions are always phishy by SinisterEVIL · · Score: 1

    Does someone pay for these questions and then have a bunch of smart people answer? How much does this cost? I want to ask everyone on here for a great patent idea.

  42. Re:Just shit in the camera users mouths by Joce640k · · Score: 0

    I don't see why such an obviously-for-personal-profit question should even be allowed on Slashdot...just sayin'.

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  43. Fabulous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GLITTER WINDOWS!
    It will make any pictures with flash turn out terrible.
    If you could get a fine glitter added to a window tint, it will add a little sparkle, but reflect back any flash.

  44. Goatse by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Paint goatse decor everywhere, then nobody will want to take any pictures.

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    1. Re:Goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use IR paint of goatse scattered throughout the cabin with IR leds illuminating from along the corners so one can only see it using a camera.

      An IR filter can remove this at the source.

  45. UV and vibration by trajano · · Score: 1

    I was thinking how about keeping it dark, while at the same have those UV light that they have in the bowling alleys to set the mood. Perhaps some constant vibration in tune with the music to prevent any stabilization of images.

    Of course if you detect a flash you should take them out right away.

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  46. Hi-power IR Laser Hologram Projectors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would be invisible to the eye, but would show a hologram of your choice to any camera in the near area. The onboard security camera would have to use a special filter to see through the hologram.

  47. terrible request/idea by itzdandy · · Score: 1

    Don't be a jerk! This is an absurd request. You get to record but your 'clients' cannot? I'm guessing the owners don't actually want to be in business. Even a no-camera policy is completely ridiculous for a fore-hire limo service.

    How did this post get pass the sniff test?

    Any self respecting geek will reject this and refuse to post anything helpful. troll away friends, troll away.

  48. Pushback by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Tell them the costs of angry guests suing the company because photos they took in the limo didn't turn out will far outweigh whatever advantage they thought they were getting by disabling people from taking pictures of themselves having a good time.

    If they are worried about cameras being planted then the solution is simple, have an armed guard watch over the limo 24x7 any time guests are not inside. What's that? Don't want to pay for 24x7 surveillance of your limo? Then you didn't really care.

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  49. Security Deposit by canadiannomad · · Score: 1

    I think it is a stupid request, and a stupid rule, and really should get no legitimate responses...
    That said, here is one :(
    This jackass owner probably already has his clients pay some ludicrous security deposit to get in his magic car, so you let people know they won't be getting their ludicrous sum of money back if they are caught taking pictures in the vehicle. The security cameras they have would help enforcement.
    Still as others have said, this is an awful practice, and hopefully (if there is any justice in the world [there isn't]) cause them to lose customers.

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  50. wrong idea by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    Don't bother trying to disable the cameras... just enable cloaking on all occupants. Then all those photos will be devoid of people. Better yet, hide your motives better next time you request something like this.

  51. I forgot - red mood light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And with the red light (like in aircraft cockpits for night flying) the camera wouldn't be able to focus because there is hardly any contrast.

    Red light: people can see, cameras can't focus or get a decent exposure.

  52. Radiation by Tailhook · · Score: 2

    Gamma rays will obviate most photography. Concentrated radiation will wash out the CCDs in contemporary cameras. It also ruins traditional film.

    Just be sure not to mention the Cobalt 60 paint you've used everywhere. Radiation sickness will probably not develop until after they've left the bus.

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  53. Bachelor parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously? Have none of you heard of a stag party? I'm guessing this bus has a pole in the middle, too. These things are not uncommon, and they all have the same rule/concern: no cameras.

    1. Re:Bachelor parties by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Seriously? Have none of you heard of a stag party? I'm guessing this bus has a pole in the middle, too. These things are not uncommon, and they all have the same rule/concern: no cameras.

      If the rule is "no cameras", then problem solved, just enforce the rule when people get on the bus - put a big locked bin at the front and they can drop their cameras/phones off as they enter the bus.

    2. Re:Bachelor parties by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1

      is a 'small bus' the same as a 'short bus' because I wouldn't want to see pictures from a stripper short bus.

  54. Computer Vision system with camera countermeasure? by DickBreath · · Score: 1

    This is trying to fix a social problem with technology. Which cannot be done unless you through enough technology at it.

    A computer vision system that watches all the passengers, all the time. When one uses a camera, the computerized nanny will activate lights / lasers that point into the camera lens -- or alternately tasers that point at the camera operator.

    That would make the owners of the bus seem like nice guys instead of the pricks they seem to want to be.

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  55. Who the fuck cares about this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask the NSA, they probably know. Next story!

  56. Stag parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your'e thinking this is for wedding. *Before* the wedding comes another event. One where cameras are almost always banned. For good reason.

  57. Do you need hand warmers for your bicycle too? by Minwee · · Score: 1

    Just have the bouncer politely inform all guests that they can't take pictures and need to keep their hands off the girls. If being polite doesn't work, they can be less polite until they get a response.

  58. IR LEDs and IR Filters by masterofthumbs · · Score: 1

    Install tons of super bright IR LEDs inside the bus. Most cameras will probably pickup the IR light and it will hopefully overexpose any shots they try to take [with their phone they smuggled in after you confiscated all devices before they got on]. In addition, install IR filters on your own cameras to try to filter out the IR light being blasted inside.

  59. Ask passengers to hand in phones and cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for the duration of the ride.
    Simple.

    Also: Why does anyone want such a setup?

  60. New technology to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you want is some light-ablating technology. Simply cover all light-porous surfaces (windows, dome light covers, riders' cell phones) with this amazing light-absorbing tech, and your camera problems will be yesterday!

    http://www.rustoleum.com/en/product-catalog/consumer-brands/auto/specialty-paints/matte-finish

  61. To stop electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's said that if you put a conductor into an area with high levels of radioactivity, then it becomes and insulator and vis versa.

    Your solution would be to buy a piece of the fukushima reactor core and put it cabin.

    Your only problems are: you need to get a piece of the core, the entire car and the camera you want operational will need to be reengineered to work in the environment, there is an issue of how to keep people healthy until the end of their ride, and how to pass the national security checks since your limo is going to get painted as a hot spot by satellites overhead.

    While you work on that, just train the chauffeur to frisk people and perform the necessary searches to insure your objectives are reached.

  62. Why so hi-fi? by jovius · · Score: 1

    Isn't it easier to just have someone by the driver's seat as a watch?

    If conditions would be perfect you could implement variable rate high accuracy stroboscopic lights which are synced to built-in cameras. Everybody else would record only partial or blurry images. On top of that the party would totally be sick.

    With complementing waveforms and multiple cameras side by side, synced to different rates, the flickering may not be so problematic for the passengers.

    Or maybe have visitors install an app which would be location aware and block cameras from operating. An app could at least report back if a photo has been taken at the position of the bus etc.

  63. Treat em like dirt by wiredlogic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So basically you want to treat your customers like dirt. I'm sure your business will find all the success it deserves.

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    1. Re:Treat em like dirt by rahvin112 · · Score: 2

      No, they want to treat their customers like dirt, without telling them they are treating them like dirt. Because if they tell them they might book with someone that doesn't treat them like dirt.

      See the simple way to solve this is to confiscate cameras on entry to the Bus. The problem is that by doing so and advertising that they will do so they will ensure no one books them. They want to be able to fuck their customers without telling them they've fucked them till after the ride. Much like the owners of payday loan places which are nothing more than legalized loan sharking to the poor I bet the owner is a hard core Tea party republican.

    2. Re:Treat em like dirt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I bet the owner is a hard core Tea party republican. How about......fuck you. The Taxed Enough Already party has nothing to do with this. That you can't see the difference says more about you than it does the tea partiers

  64. Mechanical solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not simply place your prisoners^Wguests in straitjackets and manacles and be done with it? You clearly regard them as the enemy already, so just be honest about it.

    Come to think of it, why not just don't let people who you hate on in the first place? Fuck it, weld the doors shut. That'll teach 'em. Bastards.

    1. Re:Mechanical solution by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      Or an alternate suggestion - some guys with vaguely Italian-sounding names with shady backgrounds and baseball bats to ride along. Tell them they get $100 for every camera they whack, and $1000 for every camera user they whack, no questions asked. Since there won't be any functional cameras, the usual excuse of "I didn't see nothin', boss" actually holds up quite well. The problem will solve itself very quickly.

  65. Here's a solution. by durrr · · Score: 1

    You need a 200kW strobe light with high speed electronics and triggers.

    Simply lower the light so that everyone will end up using flash on the limo. Upon detecting a flash signature, instantly trigger the anti-camera device.
    Now everyone have a suntan, and the photo taking was effectively prevented by giving a pure white picture as the result.

    Don't worry, the guests will be able to see again within 30 minutes

  66. Can't be done. by geekoid · · Score: 2

    We live in an age where even Casino's have given up on not letting people take pictures in a casino.

    I suspect the person wants to sell pictured from their own photographer to the patrons.

    Just take better pictures.

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  67. Jamming by neonv · · Score: 1

    Jamming makes the required frequencies unusable. Jam the required frequencies using the following methods,

    1) Since cameras use visible light, I suggest jamming using a very annoying bright disco ball. Cameras will not be able to adjust, and only very festive people will come on the bus making for a very fun ride.

    2) Turn off all the lights and cover the windows. No light means no pictures (except maybe those annoying flashes). You may end up attracting lots of goths and vampire wannabes.

    Seriously though, eyes use the same frequencies as cameras, so you'll end up causing problems for everyone's eyeballs. May I suggest setting a rule of no cameras and enforcing it as most everyone else does.

  68. Duh by merdaccia · · Score: 2

    Don't let anyone into the limo. The cameras aren't just going to walk themselves in. And just like that, your cameras will be the only working cameras in the limo. Tada.

    I'm just kidding, you don't have to do anything. Nobody will want to get into your limo in a few months, and the above solution will materialise on its own.

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    1. Re:Duh by rgbatduke · · Score: 2

      or let them into the limo only if they are naked.

      That sounds like it could even be a business plan right there. The most sought after limo service in the world, as long as the people doing the hiring are rich, fat old persons who plan to be accompanied by poor, thin, young persons and as long as this isn't a service that is going to be run predominantly in Finland in the winter.

      rgb

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    2. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its technically feasible to bring in a camera if you are naked.

  69. Hire an optics engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the functionality is that important, hire a real consulting optics engineer (like me) instead of trying to cheap out by asking on slashdot and hoping to get valuable design information for free. I will tell you what you have already discovered: most cameras these days except for the very low end toys or security cameras built to use IR for night vision have an IR filter, so you can't blind them with IR anymore.

  70. Stop Bashing This Guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is trying to fulfill a customers order.

    Although I don't have a solution to his customers request, it seems pretty obvious what the owner is trying to do.

    Selling heavily marked up videos and pictures to the patrons and making sure that his is the only media available.

    Its a rather common practice.

    1. Re:Stop Bashing This Guy... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      He is trying to do the impossible and doesnt want to tell the customer, "yeah, this is not Hollywood. That doesnt exist."

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    2. Re:Stop Bashing This Guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Stop Bashing This Guy... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Loser boy is back! Hi loser boy! you still trying to pass yourself off as a "programmer"?

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    4. Re:Stop Bashing This Guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A guy you insinuate sucks does better than a stupid script you only talk about. I looked at his post. He has a program that's good and works where You only talk http://games.slashdot.org/comm... so why don't you write that script which is far from a full blown program that you talk about only. You cant right? Right.

    5. Re:Stop Bashing This Guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real question is, are you? He has code that works, you didn't (only talk) http://games.slashdot.org/comm...

    6. Re:Stop Bashing This Guy... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      How cute you brought all your fake friends with you :-) it gives me joy to no end how you fake being multiple people.
      Please continue, maybe someday your mom will buy you a puter.

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    7. Re:Stop Bashing This Guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not polite to talk with your mouth full (of your words as you eat them) http://yro.slashdot.org/commen... hahahaha

    8. Re:Stop Bashing This Guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lumpy quit projecting your modus operandi. You're busted http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

  71. $20 by Kookus · · Score: 1

    Give the passengers $20 bucks, or something if they surrender their equipment voluntarily.

    Other than that, I think if you're traveling on public roads/property, your limo service shouldn't be able to restrict usage. In fact, I'd be surprised if you're allowed to restrict usage to begin with as I'm sure some law already exists for this!

  72. Anti-personnal flash by moosehooey · · Score: 1

    Get a very high-powered flash unit (sometimes called an antipersonnel flash for its ability to temporarily blind people) and set it up as a slave flash so that any internal flashes firing will set it off. This will probably work but the occupants won't like it much. It could also be triggered by flashes coming in from outside, so may actually be counterproductive and assist the paparazzi outside.

    1. Re:Anti-personnal flash by coldsalmon · · Score: 2

      Even better, try an anti-personnel mine! Even a small one should disable all cameras onboard when triggered. You could use a directional mine like a M18 Claymore to direct the blast away from the cameras mounted on the bus.

    2. Re:Anti-personnal flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A claymore has a 360 degree danger zone thats fairly close in - its just comparably lethal a lot further out in the direction its pointed in. Basically, the blast gets you in close, and the frag gets you further out.

      Unfortunately, its significant in size compared to a bus, so likely a non-starter.

  73. Ask Brains by grahammm · · Score: 1

    You will have to ask Brains of International Rescue.

  74. EMP by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    I know you specifically ruled this out, but it seems like the only reasonable way to me.

    I know the camera I have does not really work well at all in the same room as my computer. I always assumed low levels of electrical interference were the issue here.

    Assuming all digital cameras are the same level of magnitude susceptible to this interference it would be easy to create low level non-damaging electrical interference that would prevent any non static ridden photos from being taken, and this interference would be easy to block for your own cameras.

    I would try taking pictures next to some running microwaves/ect. and see if you get consistently bad results without destroying the cameras.

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    1. Re:EMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it might be recommended to use an exposed microwave beam in the car to prevet cameras from being used, passangers may experience side effects such as melted faces and death

  75. Easy by rlp · · Score: 1

    1) Retract interior cameras
    2) Rapidly spray interior of vehicle with paint
    3) Extend interior camera

    Repeat at 10 second intervals

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  76. simple! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    several Xenon strobes firing constantly.

    Because what you are asking for is impossible unless you make a strobing super intensity light to overwhelm the cameras optics.

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    1. Re:simple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  77. the ignorance here is astounding by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    photography steals your soul, not your brainwaves, you secular materialist dumbass

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    1. Re:the ignorance here is astounding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      photography steals your soul, not your brainwaves, you secular materialist dumbass

      L OMG L

  78. You are on the right track just not quite there by BigSlowTarget · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You've tried ultra bright IR but you really need flickering ultra-bright IR strobing at different rates and levels. A solid IR just sets things up for a better photo. Providing the camera didn't have an IR filter and did photograph IR a flickering IR would cause differing light needs within the exposure window which the camera would be unlikely to adapt to. If you are able to link the timing of the flickering in with your own cameras you'd be able to shut it off momentarily (electronically) and grab the photo.

    1. Re:You are on the right track just not quite there by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 2

      You've tried ultra bright IR but you really need flickering ultra-bright IR strobing at different rates and levels. A solid IR just sets things up for a better photo. Providing the camera didn't have an IR filter and did photograph IR a flickering IR would cause differing light needs within the exposure window which the camera would be unlikely to adapt to.

      If you are able to link the timing of the flickering in with your own cameras you'd be able to shut it off momentarily (electronically) and grab the photo.

      If I had points I'd mod you up, simply because you actually offered a potential solution rather than just rushed to judge the OP based on the use case.

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    2. Re:You are on the right track just not quite there by Paul+server+guy · · Score: 1

      You've tried ultra bright IR but you really need flickering ultra-bright IR strobing at different rates and levels. A solid IR just sets things up for a better photo. Providing the camera didn't have an IR filter and did photograph IR a flickering IR would cause differing light needs within the exposure window which the camera would be unlikely to adapt to.

      If you are able to link the timing of the flickering in with your own cameras you'd be able to shut it off momentarily (electronically) and grab the photo.

      I agree. This may be what we are looking for. We did use a single high intensity source, and what it took to bloom the CCD was - extreme. I'll play with several high intensity IR LEDs, fluctuating and strobing and see what happens. Thank you.

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  79. Simplest is best by kheldan · · Score: 1

    How about telling people "no cameras allowed on board for any reason and you'll be put off at the next intersection if you break this rule"? Be nice and let them have their phones so long as they're kept in a pocket or purse, or at worst put a piece of electrical tape over the camera lens on their phones so they don't work?

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  80. run as fast and far from the company as you can by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    run as fast and far from the company as you can. They are EVIL!!!!

  81. why does slashdot insist I have a subject? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have invented a better lie. Something like, "we run a super secret limousine service for spies. We don't want spies to spy on each other", etc, etc. Really shot yourself in the foot.

  82. Some requests are not productively possible. by Immerman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To allow officials to accept bribes without fear of being photographed in the act? To allow folks to get rowdy and/or affectionate without being photographed in the act? To allow... I think you're seeing the theme here: what happens on the limo-bus, stays on the limo-bus. Or as someone else mentioned, to drum up business for the officially sanctioned photographer.

    I can only think of one way to implement it safely though, and that is unlikely to be acceptable: black out the windows and remove all interior lighting so that the cameras can't see.

    The challenge is that you want to let human eyes see, while electronic eyes cannot (if we're talking film cameras then it becomes essentially impossible - those things are generally even more reliable and durable than human eyes). If you're not allowed to destroy the cameras then you're limited to a few options:

    1) Applying enough light that the sensors saturate - which is likely to damage human eyes with prolonged exposure since cameras are intentionally filtered to only be able to see roughly the same spectrum as human eyes, and high-intensity IR is known to cause eye damage due to overheating of the cornea and lens - the only part of the human body without an active cooling system.

    2) Disrupting the electronics so that a photo can't be taken - which is pretty much going to require either a camera-destroying EMP, or a sustained string of low-grade EMPs that are just strong enough to reliably disrupt all electronics in the area without actually damaging them, and frequent enough that the cameras don't have a chance to finish rebooting before the next pulse arrives. Unfortunately EMPs are not exactly gentle to living tissue either, not to mention the pulse that will reliably disrupt a piece of high quality electronics will likely do at least some damage to low-quality electronics. Multiply that by maybe a hundred pulses an hour and you're going to end up with some fried electronics (and probably damaged neurons as well). Plus passengers are unlikely to appreciate having all their electronics forcibly rebooted and their hard drives potentially scrambled. And heaven hep you if anyone has a pacemaker or other implant.

    I can think of a few ways to make the camera take really *bad* photos, but that's only relevant to the "official photographer" scenario, and I will not willingly contribute to exploitation via artificial scarcity.

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    1. Re:Some requests are not productively possible. by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      I can think of some future-tech that might work too. A directed camera-sensing laser that differentiates between camera lenses and eyes with 100% accuracy could do it by saturating only the lenses that aren't allowed to see.

      So I guess my answer to the submitter is to develop this tech.

    2. Re:Some requests are not productively possible. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      It's no good - they'll just be stymied by lenseless cameras, you can't shine lasers at *every* visible pinhole... or at least doing so gets really expensive and potentially dangerous. Hey, there we go: limo-bus weenie roasts! Just poke a bunch of thumbtack holes in your hot dog and let the anti-camera lasers cook it for you.

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    3. Re:Some requests are not productively possible. by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      It's no good - they'll just be stymied by lenseless cameras, you can't shine lasers at *every* visible pinhole... or at least doing so gets really expensive and potentially dangerous. Hey, there we go: limo-bus weenie roasts! Just poke a bunch of thumbtack holes in your hot dog and let the anti-camera lasers cook it for you.

      Err...ouch?

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    4. Re:Some requests are not productively possible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and HERF projector that throws out directional High Energy Radio Frequency but like the low yield EMPs it would effectively prevent cell usage.

    5. Re:Some requests are not productively possible. by hawk · · Score: 1

      Metal detector.

      No electronics allowed.

      hawk

  83. Write to the Pope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I visited the Sistine Chapel, there was a security guard screaming "NO FOE-TOE" the entire time. Of course, that just meant that everyone was more discreet about it. If you write to the Pope, he may be willing to share his knowledge of problems and failed solutions with you.

  84. Visible spectrum vs camera capture spectrum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you did somes research, perhaps you'll find that actual camera capture spectrum is higher than what we're viewing, thus creating the possibility to generate "noise".. just an idea ;) I don't know if it's the actual case or not... happy research!

  85. Irregular Strobe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about an irregularly pulsing strobe? High speed photography requires very brief strobes, if you could build a strobe that pulses at irregular intervals, any camera that tries to autofocus/adjust for lighting conditions should be sufficiently buggered.

  86. Serious Answer: A bucket. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, a bucket. Get a little tub or a bucket, when people get in say, "For your safety we require all passengers to put their handheld electronic devices, including cameras, into the bucket. We will store it in the trunk and when you depart the vehicle we will give them back to you." When the passengers scream, "WWHYYYYY" you have a simple response: "We have had too many people lose their devices in between the seats and what not. You might not think you will, but it happens almost every night. Therefore, we have implemented this simple policy, because we can guarantee that we will give you back your phones."

    That is all you need to do. Low tech, simple solution.

  87. Re: Just shit in the camera users mouths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    There are improvements that can be made.
    But soylentnews.org runs clean and fast. Page loads are extremely fast. The articles are better. And I think it looks great.

  88. Illumination by hawguy · · Score: 1

    One of these 42 billion candela light systems should do the trick - pictures from every normal camera will be so overexposed that pictures will be useless.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...

    Just illuminate the inside of the bus with one of those light systems, and put a lens from welder's goggles over your own cameras.

    You'll probably need to tow a 300KW generator behind the bus to power the lighting system. And tell the driver to always keep the air conditioning on high so you don't accidentally broil your guests.

  89. Your pro photog is shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So stop messing with everyone's good time. This is the quickest way to guarantee a bus to nowhere after your patrons are forced to pay for nightlife pics. You aren't the first to think of this - just the first to not think of the logical conclusion.

  90. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install inward-displays instead of Windows, and display Slashdot Beta on it...

    Dicedot - Stuff for business-plans, stuff noone gives a shit about.

  91. Directed laser dazzling. by s13g3 · · Score: 1

    Use lasers with non-visible beams connected to actuated, high speed bases and working in tandem with the on-board video cameras. Pre-map the location - including relative distances between each camera (use laser as range-finder) - of all "legitimate" cameras on the bus, then use a filter to scan for the very specific and unique reflected light frequencies created by a camera lens, and whenever found, point any lasers with valid angles to see it at said camera lens: voila, no more unauthorized video.

    You might also be able to accomplish this more easily, without having to map your "legitimate" cameras, by mounting said cams behind some sort of cover that would obscure their lenses from being sensed by the anti-camera-camera by dint of the covers by altering/filtering the frequency of the light reflected by the lens.

    If you wanted to try something somewhat more COTS than trying to build and program a rig to do this (though a lot of the basic frameworks for things like high-speed visual target acquisition by sensing cameras and pattern recognition suites are already "out there", if you're willing to dig for them or do some legwork contacting the developers), you might try a LIDAR unit of some variety, though you'll almost certainly still have to do some modifications. I have no idea, however, whether or not the light freq's used by common LIDAR units will interfere with a camera the way more traditional lasers do.

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    1. Re:Directed laser dazzling. by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the questioner doesn't have a military class R&D budget.

    2. Re:Directed laser dazzling. by s13g3 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't need one. This is not an NP-hard problem, nor is the proposed solution. It could, in fact, be done on a relatively low budget. Relative, that is, to the costs that might otherwise come with lawsuits or bad media publicity resulting from "unauthorized" video taken by passengers, in any event.

      Besides, if he does the footwork and engineering on his customer's dime, he (and perhaps the customer, as a partner in a joint venture) could come out of it with a product they can market and sell to other similar bus operators, theaters, etc.

      None of the tech I outlined is rare, odd, or terribly expensive (excepting LIDAR units, at about $5k each), and can be done entirely with COTS hardware and some customized programming that would only have to be built on top of programming that has already been done in this field. In fact, the PS3EYE or Kinect already has most of the capability needed.

      Honestly, I've seen homebrewers do much more complex things (including code), such as the home-built, automated air-hockey table built by a father for his daughter, which not only has to identify the puck, but then do loads of computational math to determine angles, speeds and force loads: what I initially described in my original post would almost be child's play by comparison.

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    3. Re:Directed laser dazzling. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Eyeballs also reflect.

    4. Re:Directed laser dazzling. by s13g3 · · Score: 1

      So, in fact, does everything you have ever seen in your entire life: otherwise, you wouldn't see it.

      The key is the specific frequencies (notice the plurality) of light reflected. The human cornea, like a camera lens, has a rather unique and readily identifiable reflected spectroscopy, and both are easily differentiated from the other.

      Seriously, not an NP-hard problem. As is usual, people are trying to make it out as more difficult than it actually is.

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    5. Re:Directed laser dazzling. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'm just a bit nervous of lots of lasers zipping around near eyeballs instead of suggesting it's not possible, especially since the glass/plastic on lenses is going to reflect it differently.
      I did however have no idea that something similar had been implemented until I followed a link from another post - photos of the photo discouragement system on a yacht.

    6. Re:Directed laser dazzling. by s13g3 · · Score: 1

      Ah, I can understand that fear, but there's really no reason such a system can't be generally safe and reliable, especially as there is no need for the lasers to be on at all times, and its not unreasonable to believe one might be able to source a fairly low-power laser that would still have the desired effect on CCD cameras while being reasonably safe for at least short exposures to the human eye, just in case a motor stops working properly or the like.

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  92. photo strobe by NoPhD · · Score: 1

    Try a photo strobe of infra-red and visible light.. Vary the length between flashes. Make it difficult to get a picture in focus with the right white balance. http://www.policemag.com/chann...

  93. Not UV [Re:Sure it makes sense] by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Limo owner wants a defense in case something illegal happens or damage occurs.

    Partiers want protection from each other - that no one will publish pictures so they can party freely.

    Diffuse but relatively bright UV, implemented with either UV fluorescent tubes or UV LEDs should do the trick. Fit your own cameras with UV filters. Regular cameras will work, but will be affected by a strong 'white haze'.
    The bright but diffuse UV should not be harmful to eyes for shorter intervals. Be careful about that, however.

    UV??? wouldn't be my first choice. If it's bright enough to haze the image in a camera, it's bright enough to be dangerous if you look into the source-- and if you're doing this without clear warming, you can expect at random some people will be looking at the source.

    The problem with UV is that, in any wavelength that's not absorbed by air, you're still only getting one electron per photon on the CCD detectors. So, since the photons are so energetic, it is terribly energy inefficient as a way to overexpose a CCD. You have to pump out a lot of UV to overload a CCD, and that's dangerous.

    IR is much better choice-- the photons are low energy, so you're in the opposite regime. Use a wavelength of about 1 micrometer, and you can't see it, but the CCDs can.

    Other than that solution, I think you're out of luck.

    Beware of nicer cameras which might be fitted with a UV filter. They are common.

    Yes, that's another flaw. Most professional-level photographers keep UV filters on their cameras just as a matter of course.

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    1. Re:Not UV [Re:Sure it makes sense] by tigersha · · Score: 2

      > Most professional-level photographers keep UV filters on their cameras just as a matter of course.

      True. It is basically a no-brainer front-element protector. My UV filter is pretty much fused with the lens, I can't get it off anymore.

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    2. Re:Not UV [Re:Sure it makes sense] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IR is much better choice-- the photons are low energy, so you're in the opposite regime. Use a wavelength of about 1 micrometer, and you can't see it, but the CCDs can.

      And the CCDs can therefore filter it.

    3. Re:Not UV [Re:Sure it makes sense] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Front element "protectors" substantially increase the risk of flare and slightly decrease contrast. Hoods, on the other hand, actually reduce flare, physically keep fingers and other objects away from the front element, and have no negative optical effects. Hardly a "no brainer."

    4. Re:Not UV [Re:Sure it makes sense] by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Beware of nicer cameras which might be fitted with a UV filter. They are common.

      Yes, that's another flaw. Most professional-level photographers keep UV filters on their cameras just as a matter of course.

      Slapping a UV filter on any decent lens that may get used in a less than pristine environment is a no-brainer. you can always take it off if you specifically want to have a mid-UV response in your pictures. Every one of my lenses sports an appropriate UV filter before it leaves the shop, or goes into the camera bag (but most of my photography is landscape and often muddy landscape and vigorous sports photography ; mud splatters are the norm, and flying gravel nothing uncommon ; a cheap UV filter is a lot nicer to replace than a 2-3-day's-earnings lens).

      It's not a professional level thing ; it's simple protection.

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    5. Re:Not UV [Re:Sure it makes sense] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UV light.... That way you can see where all the semen is ending up :-)

  94. Retarded by sexconker · · Score: 1

    You want:

    1: To allow some devices to record the visible light spectrum
    2: To prevent all other devices from recording the visible light spectrum
    3: To allow humans to record the visible light spectrum

    I give you:

    LOLNOPE

  95. Lots of technology by TenOfZero · · Score: 1

    You could have a computer detect when ever it sees a lense (Camera, not glases) and have it shine a laser into it. Depending on the size of the bus and how fool proof you want the system to be I'm sure for a typical limousine you could have an array of say 100 camera's around the top sides and floors and an other 100 lasers that could be aimed at lenses when required. It would not be fool proof (maybe 80%?), but I'm sure that for around 10-30M$CAD (Only 9-27M$USD) of hardware (off the rack cameras, motors, lasers and computers that you could pull in a trailer behind the limo) and custom software you could have a pretty effective solution.

  96. The owner is an asshole by MpVpRb · · Score: 1

    Tell him his idea is stupid and find another customer

  97. Depends on Motive by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

    To do so whilst reserving the ability of the limo owners cameras to work is unreasonable, and doesn't deserve any suggestions.

    Not necessarily--suppose the limo camera is basically there for security, and will only be examined in the event of the investigation of criminal activity, a lawsuit, or missing luggage, and otherwise it gets destroyed after, say, a year. Now the drunk pop star doing cocaine off the congressional aide is somewhat safe from photographs getting out (unless there is a criminal investigation for other reasons).

    1. Re:Depends on Motive by Giblet535 · · Score: 1

      "Not necessarily--suppose the limo camera is basically there for security" This is type of justification that everyone from Hitler to Grandma Peaches uses to initiate their Really Stupid Idea. They never consider unintended consequences. "Oh, we'll only tap the TURRIST phones! For safety!" Jeez.

    2. Re:Depends on Motive by ThatAblaze · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Imagine if this sort of technology was within reason to implement. Police of all kinds would jump on the chance to forbid others from taking pictures and allowing their own pictures. Riot squads would love it. There would be one of these devices on the front of every cop car.

    3. Re:Depends on Motive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To do so whilst reserving the ability of the limo owners cameras to work is unreasonable, and doesn't deserve any suggestions.

      Not necessarily--suppose the limo camera is basically there for security, and will only be examined in the event of the investigation of criminal activity, a lawsuit, or missing luggage, and otherwise it gets destroyed after, say, a year. Now the drunk pop star doing cocaine off the congressional aide is somewhat safe from photographs getting out (unless there is a criminal investigation for other reasons).

      While your answer makes sense, given the IP lust in this country it is more likely the limo owners want exclusive rights to the action...

    4. Re:Depends on Motive by FreedomFirstThenPeac · · Score: 1

      Careful, you probably just gave Homeland Security some new research ideas.

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  98. You asked for it by pesho · · Score: 1

    Implementing what you suggest will most definitely piss the hell out of the limo's customers. If you are absolutely sure that this is what you want, then here is my two cents: Smoke machine + IR camera. Dense fog will disrupt any attempt of your passengers to take pictures of themselves and flash photography will make things worse for them. Very close distance pictures may still work, but those will not be very desirable. On the other hand you will be prepared with IR camera that will be less affected by the fog. Sounds stupid? Well look at the question before complaining.

  99. Work on the camera operators by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    [ironic tag] Look, people, you don't have to go the extreme of irradiating the back seat. In fact you don't have to kill anyone in the limo.

    All you need to do is fill the back section with a nice mix of aerosolized drugs.

    Use pot, some LSD, whatever you can get your hands on.

    In short order the people will be too drugged to operate any camera, while your professional camera operator will have developed a high tolerance and can handle it.

    In fact, you can probably convince the camera guy to work just for the free drugs!

    [/ironic tag]

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  100. Beware the client with a solution by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First off, as the subject says: beware of a customer/client who comes to you with "I've come up with this great solution that I'd like you to apply to this problem." Because, for one thing, they've already taken you out of the brainstorming, refining ideas and feasibility phases -- and since they've come to you, it's out of their area of expertise, so those steps probably weren't exactly done in an expert manner. There's a good chance that you won't get such a thing to work, then you're gonna have a problem getting paid for basically proving that it was a bad idea. Because workable or not, you're still gonna have spent your time and resources on it.

    Secondly, this sounds like something way outside the core business of a party-bus sort of service. Because really, a selective photography-denial device would have a considerably bigger market than just protecting the interests of the owners of a rolling disco/bar/whorehouse/whatever. Who wouldn't want what is essentially a cloaking device? That business would dwarf whatever racket they're in now.

    I'd tell them no, or direct them to a security device vendor instead. But if you really want to try anyway, maybe get them to pay for a "feasibility study" or something like that. It won't cost them nearly as much as a failed project, but you won't have to turn away business that you might need.

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    1. Re:Beware the client with a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.
      Or you could just tell them to go fuck themselves and learn to respect their customers.
      If they don't want their customers taking pictures in their bus, then they should let them know so they can decide if this is something they're fine with, or if they'd rather go with a different company.

      Finding out after the fact that you're not able to take pictures of your party is beyond bullshit, and I hope any company who tries that goes out of business in a flash.

  101. Re:Serious Answer: A bucket. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    Then every patron with a brain and a spine says "No thanks, I'll take my chances. I won't hold you liable if I lose it, which you wouldn't be anyway." Granted, there aren't many people these days with both, but I'll tell you where to shove your bus before I hand over my phone.

  102. Easy as Pie by Giblet535 · · Score: 1

    Passengers must place all possessions (clothing, jewelry, phones, wallets, purses, eye-glasses, etc) in the trunk.

    1. Re:Easy as Pie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Passengers must place all possessions (clothing, jewelry, phones, wallets, purses, eye-glasses, etc) in the trunk.

      Better yet, they RIDE in the trunk and leave all their stuff in the buss. Nobody get's pictures that way, even if you put cameras in the trunk.

  103. Break the autofocus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen for ultrasonic pings from autofocus, and set a strobe light to fire repeatedly every time it detects them. Project slightly-out-of-focus images against a disco ball to make the passive systems work harder, and consider a split-and-recombined light source to fuck with the phase detection systems.

    Of course, that's going to mess with your cameras too -- consider something like a thermal camera, which isn't subject to the same rules, and has the added benefit of providing a (semi) accurate account of what's gone on without being tittilating enough to sell to paparazzi or porno sites.

    1. Re:Break the autofocus by PPH · · Score: 1

      What is this autofocus thing of which you speak?

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  104. Flash Detector by AwooOOoo · · Score: 1

    How about a camera flash detector (possibly directional), which then triggers its own high-power flash that would over expose the images of the user. Of course this presumes they are using a flash and once other passengers realized it was the cameras that were triggering the large flashes causing them temporary disorientation / blindness, they'd probably beat the crap out of the offending photographer thus limit further infractions...

    1. Re:Flash Detector by sandbagger · · Score: 1

      Camera flashes pulse at about 900 ms for a few instants before the main flash. The pre flashes serve two functions: to determine the exposure and so that flashes being controlled by the camera talk to each other to, again, determine the exposure. Once this is done, the exposure cycle starts and the main pulse begins. Camera and flash manufactures use different pulses. To defeat this, you'd have to have disco strobes pulsing at different frequencies all of the time.

      So, the pro photographers would be forced to rely on radio triggers. You could then set up a broad spectrum radio jammer assuming the FCC gives the bus operator a licence.

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  105. Rocco by xtal · · Score: 1

    Rocco is effective at deterring people from taking pictures in strip clubs.

    Answer: Have Rocco ride shotgun.

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    1. Re:Rocco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Rocco would be an expensive person to have ride shotgun, assuming he'd be willing to take the job.

  106. Strobe lights by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Hit the right frequency, and no one will be able to take pictures due to the seizures.

    Might have to Scotchguard the seats, though.

  107. Balloons by ddt · · Score: 1

    Fill the limo floor to ceiling with balloons. It'll look more festive, be very hard to see who is inside or what they're doing, and they may even act as a kind of low-tech packing material in a car crash, which is a serious issue, as most limo passengers don't wear seat belts.

  108. Really? by scotts13 · · Score: 1

    200 comments to say "NO"?

  109. Re: Just shit in the camera users mouths by rjstanford · · Score: 0

    I wasn't even able to sign up for an account with SN - got an "invalid-bare" error in multiple browsers even with ad blockers disabled. Not ready for prime time - and that's being kind.

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  110. Cosmic rays will fry the sensors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apart from that, forget it.

  111. Sounds like ... by waspleg · · Score: 1

    They're trying to limit legal liability to me. No cameras on the bus but if some shit goes down they have proof of what actually happened.

  112. Re: Just shit in the camera users mouths by rjstanford · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Of course it does - there are statistically no viewers and not many comments. Anyone can build a site under those parameters.

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  113. Hawking Radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If its a micro black hole then it would evaporate due to hawking radiation.

    I have a hunch that if its big enough for the event horizon to engulf all the light in the limo then it just might also suck the passengers, attendants, driver and limo in as well. Don't forget the event horizon is the distance from the centre of the hole where the escape velocity is equal to the speed of light in a vaccumn.

  114. No, jackass questions deserve jackass answers by Phil+Urich · · Score: 1

    This article is yet another confirmation that Slashdot just gets worse and worse. I hate to troll, but come on guys, up the quality some.

    Actually the question begs a legitimate answer. However the majority here seem to be jerks. The question wasn't to gather as many jackasses to ask why, it was a technical question. So what are you ass holes griping about. His reason is his reason is none of you're fucking business. If you are too stupid to have the answer then why don't you shut up and go pick you're nose.

    We are not obligated to help him. If he is trying to do something unethical, we are in fact obligated to not help him. And we will then have fun belittling him and tearing apart the question. And if he and you aren't alright with that then why don't you just shut up and go pick "you're" nose (that's the point at which I figured you're probably just a troll, but what the hell, sometimes it's fun to indulge in a little troll feeding).

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  115. The technology already exists by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    Just tell the owner to pull out their wallet. Of course, it better be a really big wallet. World’s Largest Private Yacht Features a Laser-based Anti-Photo Shield

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    1. Re:The technology already exists by PPH · · Score: 1

      The Eclipse? Doesn't look like their anti-paparazzi system works all that well. I've got a couple of nice shots of it. Of course, my camera doesn't have all that auto focus, auto exposure nonsense that the aforementioned laser system is likely to interfere with.

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    2. Re:The technology already exists by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      The Eclipse? Doesn't look like their anti-paparazzi system works all that well. I've got a couple of nice shots of it. Of course, my camera doesn't have all that auto focus, auto exposure nonsense that the aforementioned laser system is likely to interfere with.

      Didn't say it was good, just expensive and available!

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    3. Re:The technology already exists by Big+Frank · · Score: 1

      This. There are basically two types - flash and laser. They detect the camera by scanning to sense flash, autofocus, the CCD device or even the camera itself through machine vision analysis and dazzle the camera with light to ruin the image or video capture. Easy enough to have the fixed position vehicle cameras excluded, either through strategic placement of the "anti-paparazzi" devices or by programming the smarter devices. To keep paparazzi outside the vehicle from capturing images of the occupants would require multiple devices on the outside of the vehicle. To keep people inside from taking pictures would require more units inside the vehicle. Note: There these devices are legal, moral and ethical when used to protect the privacy of law abiding people (although paparazzi in the UK are thinking of challenging them in court on the basis they are depriving them of their goods). In my opinion, it is the paparazzi who are the law breaking, immoral and unethical scoundrels in this transaction, and they deserve far worse than just having their privacy invading photos ruined.

  116. This won't happen by sandbagger · · Score: 1

    Firstly, good cameras use two AF systems: phase detection (basically a beam splitter) and contrast detection (it looks for peak contrast, as moving out of focus lowers the image contrast).

    So unless the lights are really dim, and everyone's flashes stop working, and you've filled the room with smoke or soap bubbles, people will be able to take pictures. This man's a dumbass.

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  117. Reflective Material by beerdragoon · · Score: 2

    I don't think you'll win any style points for this but you could install a ton of reflective bands inside...In fact, maybe just make make the seats out of it. Keep the limo bus dark so you need to use a flash to get a decent photo. When the flash goes off, the reflective material will pretty much ruin any photo taken.

  118. Low Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe just train some monkeys or dogs to attack anyone with a camera?

  119. TMZ/blackmail by swschrad · · Score: 1

    and the answer is... don't frickin' do that shit, and it won't matter.

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  120. Guildo by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Hire a man named Guildo to sit with passengers for "security". Post camera policy prominently. Tell Guildo to enforce policy, *strongy*. Have a bevy of lawyers on retainer for the lawsuits.

    1. Re:Guildo by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      If Guido does his job right, there won't be any lawsuits.

      "Nah, honest, the other four fell out the window when we went over that river back there. Really unfortunate."

  121. mount a metal detector on the entrance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and confiscate any cameras. problem solved.

    or use high-def video cameras connected to some pretty sophisticated, written-for-this-purpose software, which can detect and track cameras/lenses and have motorized bright lights/lasers blind the cameras (obviously not bright enough to fry the chip on the camera). pretty elaborate and costly but this should be doable (given you have months of developement time and at least a six-digit sum of money to spend)

  122. Add "NO Cameras" to the user contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are no "WTF!" surprises. Everyone will know before they board the bus.

    If they disagree, they don't ride.

  123. Get the MPAA to do the wet work for you! by BlazingATrail · · Score: 1

    Keep a first run copyrighted movie rolling all the time on a TV. As soon as a customer attempts to use their camera, the MPAA S.W.A.T team will instantly parachute in to conduct cavity searches. Any remaining suspects attempting to flee will be taken out by Hollywood's low earth orbit ion cannon or private drones with machine guns.

  124. high-energy ionizing radiation should do the trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just use analog film for your own cameras. and have your customers sit behind lead walls.

  125. Low Tech solution called for... by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

    My own solution to the problem would be a large, beefy individual wearing a tuxedo who rides in the bus. If anyone takes out a camera, he says to them very politely "Hey, sorry, no cameras on the bus." If they ignore him, he or she (we mustn't be sexist) gently reaches out and crushes the camera with one hand (tattoo of "HELL" across the knuckles optional) and repeats "I'm sorry, did you hear me say 'No cameras'?" If they persist and pull out a cell phone, the individual crushes in the screen with their teeth and spits out small fragments of glass into their laps and says "I'm so sorry, that goes for cell phone cameras too". If they start to whine about their broken hardware, then depending on whether they are rock star or groupie they can either say "The management would like to present this fine line of meth-and-heroin laced cocaine for your pleasure" and try to distract them as well as drug them to where they will forget that the incident ever occurred, or just throw them out of the bus. Optionally, stopping the bus first.

    If that isn't going to work for you, you could experiment with flooding the cabin with IR and/or UV light bright enough to saturate the camera. I'm guessing that camera electronics are broader band than the human eye, so that the cabin could conceivably have light so bright that it at least washes out and ruins any pictures taken with unprotected electronics while still being invisible to the human eye, and MAYBE while not being physically dangerous or bright enough to give the cabin occupants a suntan while they ride. The built in cameras would simply be wrapped in a suitable filter. Of course this solution will only last as long as it takes for somebody to figure out out, and paparazzi disguised as groupies are probably not the idiots they are pretending to be -- at that point they'll tape a filter onto their own cameras and then you are back to camera-crunching "hosts" along for the ride.

    rgb

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  126. Strobe the lighting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regardless to the ethics of preventing users from taking their own picture to upsell your own, one solution would be to install randomly time defused strobe lights in the bus. This will make it virtually impossible for people's cameras to accurately meter the lighting and will result in either horribly underexposed or over exposed photos.

  127. Replace the windows with LED screens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could take out the windows and replace them with LED screens, make them look like blacked out windows from the outside and on the inside your guests are treated to whatever view they would like, from a camera view of the outside world to a selection of relaxing scenes like waterfalls and clouds or to flashy disco themes.

    The camera people will get wonderful photos of reflected light from the fake windows and your guests can be as raunchy as they desire or whatever they do in the back of limos these days. And with the knowledge that whatever happens in your limo, stays in your limo.

  128. a reason not to take pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    put Roseanne Barr on the bus

  129. easy, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    build a time machine, let them take pictures, then travel to the future and research for the pictures taken, then go back to the past, break into the camera factory and manipulate the camera that will be taking the candid picture, so that it will break just in the right moment moment for not taking it. solve the time travel paradoxon by creating an alternative timeline.

  130. camera jammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where, exactly, might doing so be legally permitted?

  131. Directed HERF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or EMP weapon, possible a small nuclear armament. Should fry any electronics in the immediate area.

  132. MOD PARENT INSIGHTFUL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Occam is with the other AC on this one.

  133. Easy answer by thoughtfulbloke · · Score: 1

    This is easy, and cheap to implement solution to this technical problem that completely meets requirements. Just seal over all the windows so no light can get in so that the interior is in pitch darkness and have no interior lighting.
    You can even have your own cameras work by fitting out night vision ones. This solution is a vast improvement of depriving people of their vision for the trip with blindfolds, as that doesn't stop cameras from working if pointed randomly.
    There is still a potential issue with flash photography, but you can't expect me to solve all your problems.

  134. not limo, but police van! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...need I say more?

  135. Dice.com is currently building a bus by McGruber · · Score: 2

    Dice.com is currently outfitting a bus for their upcoming "Tech Trek" tour: Dice is hittin' the road!

    Maybe Paul server guy works for them? Presumably they would not want anyone taking pictures of the people responsible for Beta.

  136. Easy solution by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Cameras can only work in a finite range of ambient light. All you have to do is have enough ambient light to saturate the sensors and people won't be able to take meaningful pictures.

    A few tens of kilowatts or maybe just make it a nice, round 100kW of supplemental ambient lighting should do the trick.

    You could even advertise it as a feature. Free Tan with a Limo Ride!

  137. For simplicity's sake by abednegoyulo · · Score: 1

    Put the limo out of the picture. Let's say you can have an infinite space to implement this. Is there such technology that will render all cameras useless except for the one(s) you have? One can suggest to have total darkness inside and have an IR camera for you to use but does your guest/client want to party inside in total darkness? What if someone brought an IR camera too? What if someone used the built-in flash on their cellphones?

    Honestly I would like to mod the article as troll...

  138. Legislate it by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Get congress to enact a law that requires all cameras to include a kill switch that can be triggered via Bluetooth message.
    Step 2: Transmit said signal within contents of the bus.
    viola.
    I wish you no luck whatsoever in this endeavor.

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  139. Personal Visibility Limitation Device by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I think you may wish to issue people a personal visibility limitation device.

    These are commonly referred to by canines as the "Cone of Shame".

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  140. You can't do that! Or maybe you can! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use an Infrared Camera for the Bus, then black out all the windows and replace the light bulbs with IR LEDs. Walla problem solved!

    1. Re:You can't do that! Or maybe you can! by KillerBeeze · · Score: 1

      Install a small black hole to suck all the light from the back of the bus!

  141. easy. by nblender · · Score: 1

    Fill the limo with squid-ink.

    Next question?

  142. slashdot...wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does this shit get on this site?
    Next topic "Can I have sex with someones wife, without her knowing?"

  143. Control the light spectrum by AJH16 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Your best bet would be to black out the cab and have the only lights me lacking the red, green and blue wavelengths used by the majority of cameras and then using custom filters and image processing on the cameras inside, however that means that no external light can get in without also being filtered to exclude the red green and blue spectrum used by a normal camera. This will most likely end up resulting in a weird and possibly uncomfortable color cast to the light and still won't be 100% effective.

    Rolling down any windows would defeat this though, as would opening a door.

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    1. Re:Control the light spectrum by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Cameras with a flash will also work fine.

  144. Water, water everywhere! by kaytodaizzik · · Score: 1

    Supply Breathing apparatus, and fill the passenger cab with water. As long as they keep their phones turned off, they should continue to operate once they dry out! You could also provide opaque dry bags to protect sensitive items.

  145. Dumb story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a really dumb slashdot story.

  146. Lighting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure some smarter people can explain why, but when I used to grow weed it was a bugger to get pictures with the lights on without massive amounts of strobing. Yeah, troll me for taking dumb pics, I was a student! Hope this helps.

  147. Low-tech solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A 300-lb dude with a leather jacket and a cudgel.

  148. Rolling Shutter by Anonym1ty · · Score: 2

    The answer to your problem is called the Rolling Shutter Effect.

    You can simply make ALLl the lights in the cabin strobe at a frequency close to the rolling shutter speed of the cameras most people have. Or at 2, 3, 4, or more times that speed.

    Much like old TVs digital cameras take pictures in strips. by picking the right frequency you can cause bands of lightness and darkness in the image, ruining the photo.

    You can then choose a camera which is less or not susceptible or synced with the strobe effect to mitigate its effects.

    The strobe would be rapid enough to go unnoticed by the human eye and really mess with electronic cameras.

    But there are cameras that some people have that may not be effected by it, but most cameras have some issues with it, so your mileage will vary

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_shutter

    1. Re:Rolling Shutter by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      But cameras change the shutter speed depending on the ambient light.
      CCD sensors don't have a rolling shutter.

    2. Re:Rolling Shutter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod up
      far and away best post in this thread

    3. Re:Rolling Shutter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations on posting the only actual suggestion!

  149. Um... by matcheydj · · Score: 1

    Green lighting? Actually something like purposely misplaced spot lighting that screws up a picture taken because of the white imbalance, or low-amplitude LED bar/spot lighting. I'm looking at the picture, going "well if the rides are during the day light is going to get in the window so my idea is stupid," -- but aside from bombarding occupants with radiation the lighting could be well misplaced in a cabin that's highly reflective and makes all the pictures streaked and ugly -- very discouraging.

  150. I got an answer for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an answer for you but if you choose to obtain it you will have to agree to a number of conditions. These are many but the gist of them is I will be in control of anything you do from here on and I will own everything but your soul. Your soul will be assigned to my silent partner. Essentially you will sell your ass into abject slavery the kind of which the world has not seen since the days of Carthage .On top of all, this is not by far an exhaustive list of my demands and expectations and the required contract will cost you $500,000 in attorney and other fees to draft. Fees you will have to foot up front whether or not you choose to execute the resulting agreements.

    If that doesn't sound reasonable to you, well that is highly unfortunate.

  151. Mandatory paper bags over heads by hack++slash · · Score: 1

    Cheapest solution ever.

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  152. Quit fighting your customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Title says it all.

  153. Re: Just shit in the camera users mouths by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 0

    Same thing for me, I registered on the forums, but cant log in or re-register on the site. pipedot.org worked fine though, pity there's not much news there yet.

  154. Cubicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Build a cubicle around each seat on the bus. You'll have to lengthen the bus (or reduce the number of seats) so that the seats are still comfortable. Put little terminals in each cubicle that allow passengers to communicate with each other and the internet. Only permit signal from your built in cameras to go to someone else's terminal. You'll probably want to put a uniquely designed pattern on the wall, so that you can filter out all images having that pattern not coming from your cameras. This won't prevent selfies, but it will prevent passengers from taking unwanted photos of other passengers.

  155. My suggestion by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Tell your idiot bosses to stop watching too much TV and realize that what they are thinking of is science fiction and beyond the current capabilities of non-fictional creatures. We haven't gotten to invisibility cloaks yet and these guys want selective light emission and detection? Puh-lease. The clue bus will be along shortly, but be ready for a proper amount of ridicule while receiving your seat.

  156. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is an actual solution to the problem.

    Put reflective items and graphics all over the inside. First be aware you can buy black reflective vinyl, that blends in on a lot of vehicle interiors. If you had enough reflective, when someone take a flash photo the person is under exposed.

    The other option would be to have your logo all over the place in reflective vinyl. So when they take a photo your name shows up, good for advertising.

    The use of massive amounts of reflective vinyl could probably defeat any cell phone camera. Just keep it dark so that any non flash photos look terrible.

    A pro photographer could over come the problem, but an average person is going to end up with crap. I have had reflective on peoples clothing wreck many quick photos.

    Of course it would require lots of trial and error to design a bus that would be hard to take photos in. But you could get creative with the number of colours available in reflective vinyl.

  157. turn off the light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    install a portable darkness generating black hole that absorbs all light

    no light = no picture

    done

  158. Re: Just shit in the camera users mouths by icebike · · Score: 1, Funny

    Its in Alpha test.
    Try again.

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  159. Forbid using cameras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Karma beware! Every tourist's anathema.

  160. Degausser, placed at bus exits, operated by driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An extremely powerful degausser should be able to erase data which is stored on magnetic media.

    Of course it might ( would ) also erase everything else on cell phones or cameras, and this is why
    you warn customers that use of cameras will automatically trigger the degausser which will erase
    all magnetic storage media they are carrying. All customers must sign a waiver before boarding
    which prevents the bus company from liability due to customer data loss.

    The camera used by the bus company ( if there is one ) should be located in a shielded location
    and receive via fiber optic cable.

    And now if you will excuse me I have work to do.

  161. Strip search and shaprone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, take all phones, cameras, etc from passengers before they get into the bus. Strip search if necessary. Then post the meanest bouncer you can find to watch and make sure no unauthorized cameras come out. He has strict orders to take any and all electronics he sees. Finally, make sure to carry a cell phone blocker device to disrupt all cell phone communications. Only turn that on when the bus is in "operation" what ever that might be.

    Then search folks when they leave the bus for cameras again. Take and erase any devices you find. Only when you confirm that no unauthorized recordings exist can you give everybody their stuff back and turn off the cell phone blocking device.

    Of course, your assurance of there being no unauthorized recordings will only be as good as your searches and how close you observe your customers. Good luck with that...

  162. Post-Snowden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how this thread has turned into a post-Snowden era paranoid fuck you to the potentially bad guy. There goes crowdsourcing evil.

  163. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Form a lobbyist group to push for laws requiring camera device DRM focused on "Allowed Use" regions in the same way firearms are restricted from certain locales, or vehicles are required to have kill-switches. Laws must additionally require manufacturers to include such controls in the products they sell in order to do business.
    2) Once laws are passed, push for exemptions to the law for industry and government usage of the technology (in this case, cameras).
    3) Convince people to still get into your limousines.
    4) Profit!

  164. Anti camera concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would suggest a Kimber compact .45

  165. Camera killer, sort of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Generally I-phone cameras use crappy compression schemes for color space. So, you could set up a pseudo random interval driver for red and blue LEDs, and throw in some green LEDs to make it look white, but only to the human eye. Remember, human sensitivity to green is higher to red and blue by about 2-3 times as much, so it will help mask out the red/blue variations.

    The effect will be the color space compression for the i-phones will get glitched up. For better grade cameras doing less compression, it shouldn't be a problem, but they'll need to use of more megabits per second. Generally, for a 64GB SD card(running $50), you can still do 4-8 hours at 720p MP4 compression.

  166. FTFY by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Paul server guy writes

    "I am building a limousine bus, and the owners want to prevent occupants from using cameras on board. (They don't want any sex tapes leaked, but they would like the cameras mounted on the bus to continue to operate to record their exploits.) They would also like to do it without having to wear any 'anti-paparazzi' clothing (because they don't want to wear clothes), and without destroying the cameras. (So no EMP generators, please). We've done some testing with high-power IR, but that proved ineffective. Does anyone have any ideas that they are willing to share?"

  167. Easy solution by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Just add the following lines to your HOSTS file...

    0.0.0.0 cameras.com

  168. PLENTY of options by The+Other+White+Meat · · Score: 1

    1. Fog Machines. You'll need to generate enough fog to completely eliminate visibility. Run the fog juice through the muffler, then route the exhaust into the passenger cabin, and you are good to go.

    2. Anesthetics. Pump some "anesthizine gas" into the cabin, and knock everyone out. See Star Trek: TNG for the specifics.

    3. Blinding Lights. Deploy lights so bright that the burn out any camera sensors and/or retinas. Optionally, provide shielding visors. See Star Trek: TOS "Operation: Annihilate!" for the specifics.

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  169. Please tell me I'm dreaming! by wdhowellsr · · Score: 1

    Please tell me the browser cache is screwing with me. Please tell me that my wife wants to have sex more often ( ok that isn't going to happen, I have a 12 and 15 year old) Do we really have Slashdot.org back?

  170. Remember film cameras by Michael+Meissner · · Score: 1

    Not all cameras need electronics, so any device that tries to make current digital cameras not take a picture can be subverted. You can record images on silver nitrate (i.e. film) with a purely mechanical camera. If you take time to learn it, you can even learn appropriate settings to use without using a photo meter of any kind. When you are in the darkroom developing the images, you can shorten or lengthen the time if your exposure was a bit off. The execution of murderess Ruth Snyder was captured with the aid of a miniature plate camera custom-strapped to the ankle of Tom Howard, a Chicago Tribune photographer working in cooperation with the Tribune-owned New York Daily News. http://historywired.si.edu/obj...

  171. jsut use a sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been to museums with similar requirements. They use a sign that says "No cameras".

  172. Re:Just shit in the camera users mouths by koreanbabykilla · · Score: 0

    So far the news on soylent news has been better than the news on ./ over the same period. You dont have to "move there" at all. It's not all or nothing. Participate in both.

  173. Signs then Security Guard by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Signs first then a security guard if you want to do more than just stop the honest.
    This appears to be a case of looking for a technological solution of some sort of "camera jammer" for a social problem.
    The number of factors in play mean a dumb machine is unlikely to be able to cover the angles that a human can easily spot. Just off the top of my head there's laptop webcams, tablet cams, phones with cameras both fore and aft, digital cameras and still a few film cameras out there and I'll bet nearly every professional photographer on the planet has access to one even now. A person can spot them. A machine can't make the association yet. Making it dark doesn't help. Infra red is blocked very well by filters in most cameras (to the annoyance of people who want to do IR photography), so optical methods are ruled out. Since the desire is for electrical equipment to still run with the exception of the phone function that rules out any messing with hardware. Since dedicated cameras are rarely networked that rules out messing with some sort of hacking.
    I could go on but I see it as a social thing - don't try to stop the devices but instead try to stop people bringing them along inside the passenger compartment or try to stop them using them

  174. Set focus to manual by dbIII · · Score: 1

    It's not just a very large number of DSLR lenses that can use manual focus, but even my phone can do it via the "fcamera" application from a few years back. There's probably apps for manual focus for every android or iphone out there by now.

  175. Immoral request by samantha · · Score: 1

    I consider it immoral to limit the visual spectrum capacity and memory (recording) of visual input of cyborg passengers in any way. No, I do not consider this a humorous position although it is certainly and unfortunately not common yet.

  176. Sounds like a bad idea by Snowlock45 · · Score: 1

    As an avid amateur photographer... this sounds horrible. It sounds very much like what you are trying to do is make people pay to use your cameras mounted on the bus, and not allow them to use the plethora of camera equipment we normally carry on our persons in this day and age. Anything to make another dollar? How about not raping your consumers and instead focusing on making your service better than other ones. Stop making the world a worse place. Take that bit of advice to the owners. There is literally no good reason why you should want to do this. I can even think of several ways to frustrate camera users... but why would I want to make the world a crappier place by helping you to do this?

  177. Beware of the FCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beware of violating FCC regs, anything that 'interferes' even "IR" type systems that operates in the RF spectrum and can fall under the FCC jurisdiction. In general you cant really purposely generate "interference" without getting the interference approved by the FCC. Since this is not contained in a building, but a moving bus with windows, you might start interfering with other people equipment. thats where the plan white vans with antennas come after you.

  178. Facing seats by mattr · · Score: 1

    Make seats face each other.
    Then leave it up to human nature.

    Could be simple seating.or more of a communal lounge.

    That plus the rolling shutter illumination by strobe.

  179. very bright shot duty cycle strobes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    looks ok to humans, but screws up the automatic exposure algorithms of the camera. say you flash at 64 flashes/second... a 60 frame/sec camera will see pulsing at 4 Hz, but humans can't see it.

  180. Faraday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put onboard cameras in Faraday cage. Initiate powerful EMP. Remove onboard cameras from Faraday cage.

  181. mechanical turk it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pay a few dudes with high powered flashlights to aim them any cameras.

  182. Lumpy how'd "eating your words" taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LMAO -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    (You sure "talk a good game" -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm... but you can't even produce a MERE SCRIPT!)

    You aren't even on the leve of a "script kiddie", & full of HOT AIR, windbag - & you certainly won't reply there in that 2nd link I posted either, as that would remove your downmods to my posts like this one you can't validly disprove or justify your downmod on -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm...

    Oh, I suspect that IS the case here (simply logging out of a registered account & trolling by ac is a common troll trick around here OR using alternate registered 'luser' accounts sockpuppets to do the job will also, & Lumpy is LOADED with those & trolling - which doesn't matter: He PROVES he's all talk, no action (or skills, OR brains, lol))

    (You're all TALK, & NO action "CHUMPY!)

    * :)

    (You know it, I know it, & so does anyone reading AND laughing their asses off @ you now... lol!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Answer the question in the subject-line Lumpy...

    ... apk

  183. lasers by WH · · Score: 1

    You can blind a camera using lasers that produce near infrared light. Check out http://www.naimark.net/project... for some examples.

    That leaves detecting the camera and pointing the laser at it. You can either detect the reflections from the lens or the light from the autofocus.

    Overall, it's not an easy problem to solve. I don't know that I'd waste my time/money on it.

  184. Lumpy how'd "eating your words" taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LMAO -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    (You sure "talk a good game" -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm... but you can't even produce a MERE SCRIPT!)

    You aren't even on the leve of a "script kiddie", & full of HOT AIR, windbag - & you certainly won't reply there in that 2nd link I posted either, as that would remove your downmods to my posts like this one you can't validly disprove or justify your downmod on -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm...

    Oh, I suspect that IS the case here (simply logging out of a registered account & trolling by ac is a common troll trick around here OR using alternate registered 'luser' accounts sockpuppets to do the job will also, & Lumpy is LOADED with those & trolling - which doesn't matter: He PROVES he's all talk, no action (or skills, OR brains, lol))

    (You're all TALK, & NO action "CHUMPY!)

    * :)

    (You know it, I know it, & so does anyone reading AND laughing their asses off @ you now... lol!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Answer the question in the subject-line Lumpy - since you had to "eat your wrods" in the 1st link above flavored with your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH plus the "bitter taste of SELF-defeat", lol...

    ... apk

  185. IR & UV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blast the cabin with out of human eye band light, have it deactivate (wirelessly scripted to the camera button) when the pro-cam snaps the shot, then reactivate :)

  186. Use optical flash trigger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Make the light inside dark enough that a consumer camera without the flash turned on will get a terrible photo.
    2. Place optical flash triggers in several places in the bus. They are dirt cheap.
    3. Wire them in parallel to several powerful Xenon flash tubes.

    Now, when someone attempts to use their flash to take a photo, their flash will trigger yours (well within the time their shutter is open), and they'll get a completely blown-out photo. And it'll annoy the hell out of the other passengers.

    In addition to keeping the lights dim, to help prevent recordings *not* using flash, you may want to experiment with bright red lighting, which some cameras will oversaturate and bloom, very deep violet, which some cameras can't see as well as humans, and changing the light amplitude and color constantly to disrupt cameras' white balance and auto exposure features. Play with the direction of the lights too -- the human eye is great at filling in details, when lights on two sides alternate, but cameras, not so much. Same goes with using fog.

    IR may also work for disrupting AF systems, but that countermeasure would only be useful against cameras with IR-based AF assist beams (which wouldn't include cell phones).

  187. Ask them by greggster · · Score: 1

    With the ubiquity of cameras it will be hard, but ask and warn, else take it up with the owners how to handle "violators".

  188. From the dark room's mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeks are too electronicized! How do EMP countermeasures prevent a clockwork-winder camera from recording the Kennedy assassination or a Kennedy x Marilyn session on 8mm chemical roll film?

    During the Cold War the russians manufactured miniature Edison phonographones to secretly record conversations in electronic bug protected environments and had the grooves transcribed to tape recorder off-site.

  189. Maybe use a flash gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These have a slave flash that fires a photo or slogan. http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2008/06/gun-camera-adds/
    It would be very very ammusing to paste your copyright notice in the middle of someone else's photo :)
    DrE

  190. slave flash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The limo will likely be dark enough that everyone will need a flash to take pictures. I would set up several slave flashes at full power that will blow out the user's pictures. Anyone with a camera phone won't have enough control over the pictures to do anything. You run the risk that someone with a DSLR will figure out what is happening, but that won't be an issue too often.
    If the owner is taking still photos they could either plan to compensate for the flash, or get an 50mm f/.95 so that they don't need a flash.
    Video will pretty much have to be in IR.

  191. open source solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortunately there is an open source solution for this very problem.

    To get it just type

    sudo apt-get install smc

    and enjoy!

  192. laser anti camera device by charnov · · Score: 1

    Good luck finding and buying one as a civilian but what you want is an active sensing laser denial system... It's going to be expensive and I've only seen them in military gear but they work... Mostly. Link: http://www.naimark.net/project...

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  193. Re: Just shit in the camera users mouths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was briefly interested until I saw that soylentnews.org is using slashcode and its archaic comment moderation

  194. Re:Degausser, placed at bus exits, operated by dri by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

    Definitely would not be legal to do - and no waiver would save their asses from being sued over it.

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    If you believe in privacy, and believe you have "nothing to hide" at the same time, you're a goddammed idiot
  195. camera detection exists for movie theaters by kaplong! · · Score: 1

    Digital camera detection (based on the reflective properties of sensors) has been solved for movie theaters. One possible solution for your problem might be to install a generalized version of those systems (say, light sources in four corners of the room/bus, and reflection detectors distributed all around), coupled with steerable light beams (e.g. lasers) that get pointed at the detected locations.

  196. Seems simple enough by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

    Wand everyone getting on the bus. If they have cameras, they don't get on. Put really dark tint on all the windows so people outside can't see in.

  197. A LARGE BOUNCER MIGHT WORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole request is ludricrous. Why can't the people who are in the limo decide who can and cannot take pictures?

    IR will not work. I do IR photography all the time and have special cameras that take IR photographs in total darkness. I also have one camera I have adapted with a special filter inside the camera-not on the lens that shoots infrared. IR cameras work well and can be purchased for a few hundred dollars as point-and-shoot versions. Sony used to make some Night-shot video cams that did an especially good job of photographing IR. Here is a $35 camera that shoots IR: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/publiclab/infragram-the-infrared-photography-project

    UV will not work. Most digital cameras are not affected by UV and do not need a UV filter. http://www.dpreview.com/articles/8049091537/the-uv-filter

    Not even total darkness will block cameras if there is an IR signature and nothing will block the occupants cameras except maybe a big bouncer that will not block the official cameras. This request is idiotic.

    Filling the limo entirely with water could allow only a waterproof video cam to operate while everyone elses camera cannot work. Of course, the occupants will drown but at least they will not make unauthorized photos.

  198. Lumpy how'd "eating your words" taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where you libeled me & ran when I used facts vs it -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    (You sure "talk a good game" -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm... but you can't even produce a MERE SCRIPT, for Pete's sake...!)

    You aren't even on the leve of a "script kiddie", & full of HOT AIR, windbag!

    * :)

    (You know it, I know it, & so does anyone reading AND laughing their asses off @ you now... lol!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Answer the question in the subject-line Lumpy - & WHY won't you reply as Lumpy your registered user account name here on slashdot in the next link I posted below?

    Is it since it will remove the unjustifiable downmods you applied to my other post here -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm... IF you post as your registered account here on slashdot of Lumpy?

    I think so.

    Yes - I suspect that IS the case here (simply logging out of a registered account & trolling by ac is a common troll trick around here OR using alternate registered 'luser' accounts sockpuppets to do the job will also, & Lumpy is LOADED with those & trolling - which doesn't matter: He PROVES he's all talk, no action (or skills, OR brains, lol))...

    ... apk

  199. Lumpy how'd "eating your words" taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where you libeled me & ran when I used facts vs it -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    (You sure "talk a good game" -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm... but you can't even produce a MERE SCRIPT, for Pete's sake...!)

    You aren't even on the leve of a "script kiddie", & full of HOT AIR, windbag!

    * :)

    (You know it, I know it, & so does anyone reading AND laughing their asses off @ you now... lol!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Answer the question in the subject-line Lumpy - & WHY won't you reply as Lumpy your registered user account name here on slashdot in the next link I posted below?

    Is it since it will remove the unjustifiable downmods you applied to my other post here -> http://games.slashdot.org/comm... IF you post as your registered account here on slashdot of Lumpy?

    I think so.

    Yes - I suspect that IS the case here (simply logging out of a registered account & trolling by ac is a common troll trick around here OR using alternate registered 'luser' accounts sockpuppets to do the job will also, & Lumpy is LOADED with those & trolling - which doesn't matter: He PROVES he's all talk, no action (or skills, OR brains, lol))...

    ... apk

  200. umm... they're obviously money having by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think if they have that damn kinda money they can afford to pay someone to figure this out...

  201. IR + flash detection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, you got your answer already: use a lot of high intensity infrared everywhere with lots of mirrors and a simple device to detect anyone that uses flash. But I mean, IR has to be everywhere. Under dim light conditions IR will ruin their pictures, so they will use flash, and if they do, you catch them and throw them out!

    Congratulations, you succeeded at being a dick.

    I'm people will looooove to party in such vehicle!

  202. :### - Original poster, Let me clarify. by Paul+server+guy · · Score: 1

    OK, Obviously I wasn't clear enough...

    And - I'm just as surprised as anyone that this hit the front page. (Seriously?! Wow - I've only done that once before! that's COOL!)

    OK, No, the customers aren't being ass-hats, No, they aren't trying to sell pictures, no, there is not a sripper pole/orgy/druggie bus, and - No, they could care less about selfies, but, if you allow selfies, you have to accept all photos. There will be drinking. Lots of drinking...

    What they don't want is pictures taken of them, nor of the other passengers riding along with them, in a - comprimising position. They are willing to lose their own cameras, because they prize their passengers privacy (NOTE PAX, NOT Customer people do NOT pay to ride, it is strictly by invitation only!) and they consider it rude to ask for phones. Not like it matters when you can hide a camera in a button, pen, whatever... The reason they /want/ to keep their own cameras is for no other reason than if some drunken ass-hat douch-bad, Beiber wanna-be decides to do something criminal to someone else on the bus. No more, no less. they not only have no intention of using the footage for anything else, they don't even plan to review it, unless there is a reported incident, and they'll probably just hand it to the cops.

    People will be asked to not take pictures, but their may be some very famouse people riding along with some very attractive (non-professional) other passengers, and - well, people will be people. There is a "Guido" on board, but by then it's too late.

    We have tried single source, high intensity (250W NIR and 125W IR LEDs) to the point where it was starting to become visible, and it works, only in the immediate area of the LED cluster. There are indeed mirrors all over the bus, and a white light (RGB, I know) LASER show device, and a fogger, but that won't be enough.

    One (several) of the comments suggested strobing and varying the LEDs, We'll try that next. It seems to make sense. We also like the idea of selectively targeting the CCDs, but - well honestly, I have no clue how. I know in theory how, and that it does work in movie theaters, and on the occasional boat, but it's above my skill set. I'm that good, but, in other areas. (I'm good, not God.) I'm checking out a link that was posted.

    They understand that they won't get every camera, but they obviously want as many as possible.

    And for the losers who say "No, it can't be done, and you're an idiot for asking!" - well, let me quote Capt. Tagon "Never tell me what *you* can't do as if it's something *nobody* can do."

    For the rest of you who are actually trying to help, one nerd to another, Thank you.

    --
    Your Moon, Your Mission, Get involved! http://www.openluna.org
  203. LOGO UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    put logos everywhere inside the limo that you trademark. Hire a lawyer.

  204. Tank Commander... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DEPLOY SMOKE GRENADES!!

  205. Re: Just shit in the camera users mouths by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1

    got mine sorted, click the submit button a second or third time and it will register your account. they know of the bug and I had a response from one of the staff which gave the instruction I've just provided here.

  206. Can't you go to... by mtthwbrnd · · Score: 1

    ...the Klingon or Romulan home world's and either steal a cloaking device in a covert mission or at least try to trade some precious gems for it?

  207. It's the setting that sells by Reziac · · Score: 1

    We have basically the same problem at dog shows -- anyone with a digital camera can now take your win photo. So how do the pros make money?

    The professional photographer brings along a nice setting where you can pose and have an attractive shot, instead of whatever background was available.

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  208. Easy, just stop light from working by chann94501 · · Score: 1

    Have you considered a small black hole?

  209. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They risk paying BIG damages if 1) any cellphone is damaged in any way 2)if anyone's camera is damaged in any way 3) the tort and civil crimes of battery and theft if they try to take away the device out of the hands of who is using it and, worst possible, if cellphone/camera is separated from its on-call trauma surgeon from a trauma first call, and somebody dies as a result. Especially if the doctor told them why he had to carry it and that their confiscation might end up killing a patient. Also seems like if they are fooling around with high-energy transmitters they are also doing so illegally, and the FCC has a very poor sense of humour in these matters, and inviting civil suits from passengers subjected to the high-energy radiation. I have heard stupider ideas floated here, but rarely of the grand scale this proposes.

  210. Re:Just shit in the camera users mouths by i.kazmi · · Score: 1

    that is one horrible looking website -.-...there's no mobile version and its not responsive...the title of the post is not a link...the letter-spacing and line-spacing is all wrong making it difficult to read...the darker-gray to lighter-gray gradient belongs in 2007...the only thing going for the site is the way the comments are presented, not that theres that many comments on the site...overall, i'd much rather use beta than the site you are recommending -.-

  211. Re:Just shit in the camera users mouths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An opinion.Mobile sites do nothing for me but annoy. Only occasionally do modern javascript powered controls make things easier over a static page. There could be some work on the fonts at https://soylentnews.org/ , but it is imo more readable than Beta fonts

  212. DF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hypocrite

  213. poser_mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Define policy. Make people aware of it. Demand they snitch. Enforce rules. Social enginner them.