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  1. Pandoraa Box on Federal Smartphone Kill-Switch Legislation Proposed · · Score: 1

    People start protesting their corporate government? Kill their phones. Permanently. How many of the rabble will protest if it costs them ~$200 a pop?

  2. Careful what you wish for on Comcast To Buy Time Warner Cable In $44.2 Billion All-Stock Deal · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Government control can very quickly turn into censorship by latter-day Puritans that now wear the buckles on their brains instead of their hats.

  3. Amen (XKCD) on China's Jade Rabbit Fights To Come Back From the Dead · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Because this was fucking heartbreaking: https://xkcd.com/695/

  4. His new book on New Beetle Named After Charles Darwin and David Sedaris · · Score: 1

    Me Talk Beetle Someday.

  5. I imagine that even Bin Laden would be surprised the extent to which a single organized attack could inject its backward thinking into a nation that claimed to be so different than the rest.

    Nope. He knew US governmental officials would respond exactly how they did. He had personal experience with CIA higher-ups breaking the laws for the expedience of attacking the Soviets in Afghanistan. Absolute power. That's the reason we're still running Bin Laden's playbook.

  6. Thanks, Bible-Thumpers on Majority of Young American Adults Think Astrology Is a Science · · Score: 1

    Your insistence on treating one set of fairy tales as absolute, un-challengeable fact means every piece of nonsensical garbage gets the 'equal protection under ignorant eyes' doctrine.

  7. First ones I see on Laser Headlights Promise More Intense, Controllable Beams · · Score: 1

    I'm narcing to the FBI. 3. Profit!

  8. A Mighty Fortress is Our God on South Carolina Education Committee Removes Evolution From Standards · · Score: 0

    Saudi Arabia, South Carolina; I'm always amused how the absolute power of the One True Word needs so much protection from mere mortals.

  9. Picking wild mushrooms on The Death Cap Mushroom Is Spreading Across the US · · Score: 1

    Seems akin to the same risk / reward of scavenging for old land mines. "I know what I'm doing, trust me!"

  10. Downside on Death Hovers Politely For Americans' Swipe-and-Sign Credit Cards · · Score: 1

    So in the near-future, you won't be pickpocketed in the big city, but held at gunpoint until you give over your card and your PIN.

  11. Re:Slashdot will hate me for saying this. on Death By Metadata: The NSA's Secret Role In the US Drone Strike Program · · Score: 1

    we are tired of this 'rule by fear'. we understand you like to control us that way, but we are hip to your bullshit and one day, the tides will turn and your 'culture of fear' won't be so popular anymore.

    Until the next general election, when the 'hip' people are again overwhelmed by the fear-addicted lemmings (soccer moms and Joe six-clueless).

  12. Re:This entire system is so f-ed up on Can Commercial Storage Services Handle the NSA's Metadata? · · Score: 1

    OK, so they want to store everything

    aka PreCrime.

  13. Audience, you say on Slashdot Tries Something New; Audience Responds! · · Score: 1

    Audience, not users. Passive spectators, not respected partners. That word selection says everything you need to know about the new bosses.

    I suppose it would have been too starkly honest to label us as Product, so... Audience.

  14. Tax Dodgers? on NZ Govt May Gut Privacy Laws For US Citizens and Ex-Pats · · Score: 1

    Tax dodgers?
    Wealthy enough to emigrate to New Zealand?
    .
    .
    .
    I'm okay with this!

  15. Re:"probably" much higher? on EU Commission: Corruption Across EU Costs €120 Billion · · Score: 1

    Everyone is still following berlusconi, who is the father of our new election law

    You really shouldn't have thrown *all* your meat hooks away.

  16. DNA analysis proves a convicted man was not a rapist. The prosecutors' respsonse? They got the right man; the DNA is just that of an un-indicted co-conspirator they haven't caught yet (but didn't bother to mention during the trial). Chance of it being a minority defendant? ~90%. Yay, 'justice'.

  17. Define Engineer on James Dyson: We Should Pay Students To Study Engineering · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall the UK was a bit like China, calling workers in technical fields that, while well-trained, were *not* Engineering degree-holding individuals from accredited institutions. Whereas in the US, you're not even supposed to use the word 'Engineering' in your company name unless the folks doing actual engineering have actual engineering degrees (though punishments of violations seem rather rare).

  18. One of the last untapped frontiers for the Moral Police and Insurance companies is tracking the waste products of individuals. It will be rolled out on the promise of health monitoring and driven in wedge-like with the good ol' refrain 'if you've done nothing wrong...'.

    It will of course start out targeting minorities getting any type of public assistance as no one (not nearly enough) will care about their rights and privacies.

  19. Boston Marathon Bombing on Canadian Spy Agency Snooped Travelers With Airport Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    Your furious rhetoric is invalid.

    If anything, the NSA probably let it fucking happen as justification for even more power.

  20. Related funny footnote on Kansas To Nix Expansion of Google Fiber and Municipal Broadband · · Score: 1

    Kathleen Sibelius (D) managed to become governor of Kansas because of (1) her father was a long-serving popular governor and (2) the GOP split their vote along their long-standing fault line of Crazy and Bug-Fuck Crazy, letting an actual Democrat win.

    But since the Kochs took ownership of the party (and state), that probably won't happen again. Pity.

  21. Kansas is a fine state on Kansas To Nix Expansion of Google Fiber and Municipal Broadband · · Score: 1

    But every year, it's a toss-up as to what will be the more destructive force: tornadoes or the state government dominated by Koch whores.

    It is fertile ground for them; a solid 75% of the populace (west of the KC area) are willfully ignorant and take great pride in voting against their own interests.

  22. Bring us their heads on Obama Nominates Vice Admiral Michael Rogers New NSA Chief · · Score: 1

    Hell, Congress had no time to read the Patriot act until after the vote either.

    This act wasn't etched in stone by God on a mountaintop; someone wrote it. While the bumblefuck congresscritters that voted on it without reading are accomplices, the real traitors are the authors that should be tried and convicted by the very judicial system they betrayed.

  23. Thomas PM Barnett on Edward Snowden and the Death of Nuance · · Score: 1

    Thomas PM Barnett likened the run-up and justification (lies) for the Iraq invasion as being akin to a bunch of cops breaking thru a front door with one in the very back, not even thru the doorway yet, screaming: "he's got a gun!".

  24. Re:This just in... on Edward Snowden and the Death of Nuance · · Score: 1

    "World isn't black and white"

    But the deep self-delusion of American Exceptionalism is just that.

  25. Re:Hoo boy, scientific racism again. on 20% of Neanderthal Genome Survives In Humans · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a test cataloging our relative abilities to navigate vast terrain, to remember and recite oral histories, to perform pattern recognition based on ability to identify wild plants, or just a simple ability to navigate complex social situations, for example.

    And the ability to strip down and reassemble an AK-47 whilst blindfolded, as that is sadly the real ruler in Africa.