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  1. Little known fact on Former Diplomat Slams Facebook For Inaction On Fake Pages · · Score: 1

    Zuckerberg hates waffles.

  2. Re:Always the goal on Java 8 Delayed To Fix Security · · Score: 2

    I think the main focus is on getting people to install the Ask Toolbar.

    The more updates they can push out, the more chance there is of somebody slipping up and installing it by mistake.

    At least in the EU, I'm really surprised this crap isn't illegal (bundling snare ware with security updates).

  3. App.Net on Twitter Launches the World's Umpteenth Online Music Site · · Score: 1

    Though I hate to have yet another duck nibbling my wee budget to death, an $30-some annual ad-free App.Net is starting to look appealing. Twitter still does have some utility, but it's becoming an unjustifiable time-suck; and wading through more and more ads and 'promoted' bullshit is hastening the day of departure.

  4. This. Blood Levels on Boston Tech Vs. the Bomber · · Score: 1

    There have been studies done linking lead poisoning to aggression control -- after banning lead in gasoline, the crime rate in every country that did so dropped within a few years by double-digit percentages.

    I keep thinking those that were literally raised in gun culture (and within the mist of lead it generates) can be explained by this phenomena. An enlightened society would conduct a thorough and statistically meaningful study of those that were 'gun raised' and ended up putting them to their inevitable use; I think the correlation between their actions (including domestic abuse) and their lead contaminated development would be very strong. Then again, an enlightened society wouldn't be awash in easily accessable weapons in the first place.

  5. Re:That was the most worthless infomercial ever. on Researchers Report Super-Powered Battery Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    That was the most worthless infomercial ever.

    BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

  6. Yay on Huge Explosion at Texas Fertilizer Plant · · Score: 1

    A fertilizer plant is being built in my little burg right now.

    In the middle of one of the poorest and not exactly lilly white neighborhoods, of course.

  7. Simple as pie on ACLU Asks FTC To Force Carriers To 'Patch Or Replace' Android Devices · · Score: 1

    I agree that security on peoples' private phones is important, but I have no idea why the ACLU is getting involved. It's one thing to fight against government intrusion into privacy, and quite another to fight to have the government compel private companies to force updates on users' phones.

    If you have no security, you have no privacy. Putting my tinfoil hat on, I'd say the organs of Fath^H^H^H^HHomeland Security would prefer phones be kept as leaky as possible.

  8. Cat Power on Anonymous Raises Over $54,000 For Dedicated Your Anon News Website · · Score: 3, Funny

    It actually seems that Anonymous both does and doesn't support it. That's what you get for being Anonymous.

    So Schrodinger's Cat will definitely be the editor in chief.

  9. Hypocrite on Steve Forbes: Bitcoin Not Money · · Score: 1

    The filthy-rich lecturing the great unwashed about financial 'integrity' would be very funny if not in actuality sad and deadly.

    No doubt in my mind Steve "Richie Rich" Forbes personally knows at least fifty people (white guys) who in a more just world would be in PMITA prison or had been dirty-brick-walled by now.

  10. Working Title on Windows 8.1 May Restore Boot-To-Desktop, Start Button · · Score: 1

    LOL.1

  11. Car Analogy on ZDNet Proclaims "Windows: It's Over" · · Score: 1

    Windows 7 was like the 1969 Dodge Charger: a stunningly beautiful evolution that started out three years earlier as a slightly bizarre fastback.

    Hideaway headlights, deeply inset tailights, that hood, badass gas cap on the rear fender, gorgeously tapering c-pillars, and drop-dead coke-bottle fenders that made even the GTO seem pedestrian.

    But Mopar - like Microsoft - just could not leave beauty unmolested. No; instead of making money hand over fist by staying with a proven winner, they both had to 'make it even better'.

    I'm not saying Windows 8 was akin to the '70 Charger which was still pretty, but you could see trouble coming. No, Microsoft decided to skip straight to the 1975 Charger with Win 8; and 8.1 will just be a Cordoba.


    PS - And may anyone even remotely connected to The Dukes of Hazzard suffer endless agony in the deepest bowels of Hell until the end of time. One: for destroying hundreds of '69 Chargers for a dumb-ass TV show and two: for affixing upon them the universal symbol for racism, slavery, and brutality.

  12. Event Horizon on Netflix Wants To Go HTML5, But Not Without DRM · · Score: 1

    Not the movie (though silly horror sci-fi fun) but the phenomena. I still enjoy having Netflix (streaming only) but I've hit the wall of watching everything I'm really interested in, leaving me to check in once a week to see if anything new has shown up. It really brings home how glacially slow the hide-bound Hollywood middlemen are when it comes to unclenching their strangling claws.

  13. Hang Up on FCC Issues Forfeiture Notices to Two Business for Jamming Cellular Frequencies · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here in Birmingham, AL, there's a spot on I-65 where my phone shows tons of signal, but I invariably lose a call there, because of interference.

    Maybe that's Karma telling you to hang up and drive, Mr. More Dangerous Than A Drunkard.

  14. Patriot Act 2 on Explosions at the Boston Marathon · · Score: 1

    Stop or I'll shoot anyway.

  15. Rename Time on Giant Snails Invade Florida · · Score: 5, Funny

    "First spotted in 2011, Giant African Land Snails have migrated to Florida..

    Whoever named these things might have missed one of this species' abilities.

  16. Mister, you may conquer the air on New Bird Shaped Drone Shown at Security and Defense Trade Show · · Score: 1

    "But the birds will loose their wonder, and the clouds will smell of gasoline."

    "Oh, and some of the birds will be spy bots, too" -- Henry Drummond, Inherit the Wind

  17. Location, Location, Location on NSA Data Center Brings Concerns Over Security and Privacy and Jobs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Placing the NSA data center in an ultra-conservative enclave where people of color are a rare thing was no accident, my friends.

  18. Re:Bradley Manning's innocent on Bin Laden Raid Member To Be WikiLeaks Witness · · Score: 1

    I hope there is a great Karmic reckoning for Adrian Lamo and right soon. Even he doesn't believe his BS reasoning for backstabbing a person exposing Imperial evil.

  19. Whack the most visible moles on Bin Laden Raid Member To Be WikiLeaks Witness · · Score: 2

    The NSA has a finite budget, a finite number of people, finite capability, finite everything.

    That's why they and the rest of the security organs take great pains to prosecute / persecute the most well-known 'criminals' like Aaron Swartz beyond any semblance of justice in high-profile show trials, in order to keep the 'rabble' compliant.

    What a free country we have.

  20. Ah, here it is! on Iranians, Russians, and Chinese Hackers Are After You, Says Lawmaker · · Score: 1

    The beginning of justifications to monitor all communications and online activities of all Americans at all times.

    It's For Your Safety, Loyal Citizen. After all: if you have nothing to hide...

  21. Reminds me of Stitcher on Why AppGratis Was Pulled From the App Store · · Score: 1

    Stitcher takes people's free podcasts, cuts ads into them and then doesn't give one cent of ad money back to the podcast creators.

    I still don't see how this is even freaking legal.

  22. Wrong choice on EA Repeats As 'Worst Company In America' · · Score: 1

    As terrible as EA no doubt is, they didn't make millions in illegal lucre by conspiring in a pyramid scheme that led to the near-destruction of the world economy (without one person even being procecuted, mind you).

    IMHO, EA isn't even in the same league of evil as Bank of America. BoA should be given this award permanently.

  23. Slip down your law and order slope, citizen on FBI's Smartphone Surveillance Tool Explained In Court Battle · · Score: 5, Funny

    FBI got a warrant and verizon helped catch a suspected scumbag what's the problem here?

    "When they came for the scumbags, I did not speak out, for I was not a scumbag..."

  24. Meaning on Google Fiber's Austin, Texas Rollout Confirmed · · Score: 0

    They plan to deploy to the neighborhoods with the most interest.

    As in: most interest accrued by bulging bank accounts in the richest enclaves. Ah, well.

    PS: Notice they're rolling out only in cities already suffering the plague known as Time-Warner? Nice.

  25. Hoo-boy on Teachers Know If You've Been E-Reading · · Score: 1

    I teach in college... ...and by there ignorant ass friends.

    C- See me after class.