Slashdot Mirror


User: ThatsNotPudding

ThatsNotPudding's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
4,191
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 4,191

  1. Suicide Satellites on What Debris From North Korea's Rocket Launch Shows · · Score: 1

    Maybe they could close the MADD gap by launching satellites whose sole purpose are to (when they feel truly threatened) self-destruct in the most sensitive / busy orbits, causing a cascading demolition derby of satellite shrapnel.

    Not exactly nuclear winter, but having to cleanup the entire upper atmosphere before re-establishing satellite communication would put a hell of a crimp in the Western world for at least a decade.

  2. IR4 = High ROI of surveillance on Krugman: Is the Computer Revolution Coming To a Close? · · Score: 1

    This is the scary bit of technology's Pandora's box: 24/7 citizen surveillance has become reliable, easy, and most importantly: cheap.

    The real legacy of 9/11 will turn out to be the justification of the police state - at least up until all the history books are digitized to allow for Orwellian revision and omission.

  3. Cap and Compete on Net Neutrality Bill Aimed At ISP Data Caps Introduced In US Senate · · Score: 1

    How about: ISPs are freely allowed to impose data caps, but if they do, all their monopolistic franchise agreements are null and void.

  4. Take great care, Ron on Net Neutrality Bill Aimed At ISP Data Caps Introduced In US Senate · · Score: 1

    I recommend Senator Wyden should stay off small planes, lest he suffer the same kind of 'accident' as Senator Paul Wellstone (D).

  5. Should have met Apple half-way on Apple Kills a Kickstarter Project - Updated · · Score: 1

    If they would have offered that any and all detected Android devices would be automatically bricked, I'm sure Apple would have allowed Lightning connectivity.

  6. Thomas P M Barnett on Taking Sense Away: Confessions of a Former TSA Screener · · Score: 1

    TSA = Thousands Standing Around

  7. Crap; the Borg have learned our 'rotate the frequencies' trick.

  8. Not for long on No Charges In UK For Gary McKinnon · · Score: 1

    So if he's not getting extradited, and there are no charges in the UK, is McKinnon a free man?

    Only until he pops up on Seal Team 6's list.

  9. Doug Benson on Why The Hobbit's 48fps Is a Good Thing · · Score: 1

    In Doug Benson's opinion, it works well for action scenes and CGI, but in the 'normal' parts of the movie, it came across as being at a cosplay convention (too real = literally not fantastic).

  10. Yes, and on Solar Panels For Every Home? · · Score: 1

    Those HOA fees are ridiculous. In a new development by me it's $200 a month and there's no pool, no park, no "recreation room" nor bbq area. I think it goes for paying for the tiny strip of grass in front of each house (between the sidewalk and street) to be mowed.

    And to help pay for their own Zimmermans to keep things quiet and 'riff-raff' free.

  11. Re:"Suicide" mission? on NASA Prepares Probes For Suicide Mission · · Score: 1

    The 2nd law of robotics (robots must obey humans) trumps the 3rd law (self preservation)

    Unless, or course, hookers and booze are in play.

  12. Sorta on Jammie Thomas Takes Constitutional Argument To SCOTUS · · Score: 1

    They are not a trial court. You get 10 minutes to speak your summary most of which you get interrupted by questions from the justices

    Except, of course, Scalia's Shadow. In all his time on the court, Thomas has never EVER asked a fucking question; he just votes however Scalia tells him too.

    The US has had some truly shitty Justices; Thomas is chief among them. Thomas: everything Thurgood Marshal was not.

  13. Hilarious on Schmidt On Why Tax Avoidance is Good, Robot Workers, and Google Fiber · · Score: 1

    All the wags writing 'if you don't like the tax laws, have them changed' - as if we, the great unwashed, can get the same access and one on one time with our 'elected' officials just like the rich pigs do.

    After exiting the polling both, 99% of politicians wouldn't fucking care if we died in a fire; we're not their boss.

  14. counter-insurgency activity on NCTC Gets Vast Powers To Spy On U.S. Citizens · · Score: 1

    'counter-insurgency activity' - AKA supporting the opposing political party. Or being a member of a non Jebus-Approved religion (or none at all).

  15. Hah on Ban On Loud TV Commercials Takes Effect Today · · Score: 1

    I'll believe it when I don't hear them - especially in the podunk rural TV markets such as where I live.

  16. Vertical vs. Horizontal on Australian Uni's Underground, Robot-Staffed Library · · Score: 1

    I always wondered if placing hardback books vertically on a shelf was a bad idea in the long term, mainly as the covers are almost always longer than the pages, leaving a space between the actual pages and the shelf, placing great stress on the binding as the pages are essentially a cantilever beam.

    Of course, stacking books horizontally to take up the same amount of shelf space might be just as bad with the compressive stress on pages (ink) at the bottom of the pile. And just the act of removing the the book at the bottom of the stack could cause damage as well.

    But yeah; automated scanning before they're placed in long-term (and one hopes well thought out fire prevention / suppression) storage.

  17. Executive Summary on Google's Image Search Now Requires Explicit Queries For Explicit Results · · Score: 1

    Google wouldn't do this if the US was still not run by (violent, gluttonous, greedy) Purtians from the first day to this.

  18. Do rankings matter on Netflix Ranks ISP Speeds · · Score: 1

    Do ISP rankings really matter, given that 98% of USians have exactly *no* choice in broadband providers?

  19. Re:Fashion disaster on VLC Running Kickstarter Campaign To Fund Native Windows 8 App · · Score: 1

    I would totally buy a "Clippy is my co-pilot" shirt to wear ironically. Preferably one that had a picture of Clippy piloting a plane into a cliff. ... Dang it, now I really want that shirt. I'm sad that it doesn't seem to actually exist.

    Begin a Kickstarter...

  20. Sure it does! on Researchers Build Water Soluble Chips · · Score: 1

    Right, nice, but is it a circuit that actually does something?

    It broadcasts the message: "Drink More Ovaltine!".

  21. Early retirement on High-Frequency Traders Use 50-Year-Old Wireless Tech · · Score: 1

    A working stock market is the SEC's #1 concern.

    Rational and moral; not so much. Gotta keep that Golden Parachute consultancy gig viable!

  22. Target the problem at the source on Outrage At Microsoft Offshoring Tax In the UK, Google Caught Avoiding US Taxes · · Score: 1

    Zero tax havens shouldn't exist, period. If Google can park their lucre for nothing, you really think drug, sex, and arms cartels aren't as well? If Bermuda, et al are touting tax-free havens, I doubt they do much heavy lifting in 'following the money', if you will. Stop giving cockroaches easily accessible dark corners.

  23. This breakthrough will lower our cell phone and cable bills by at least a dollar a year!!

  24. Re:The USA is not perfect but.... on Russia and China Withdraw Bid For Internet Control · · Score: 1

    The cast of countries that submitted this proposal all share a common trait of disrespecting the freedom of expression of their own citizens.

    And one US party wants to implement exactly that - just as Jesus would do.

  25. On the other hand on A US Apple Factory May Be Robot City · · Score: 1

    The GOP and Silicon Valley want ever more H1B visas for STEM graduates, spewing a list of horseshit reasons, but never the real reason: high tech skilled, compliant immigrants from cultures with near zero workers' rights that are more than willing to work for pennies on the dollar (unlike those lazy USians).