"I'd Require All Children To Start Coding In 4th Grade. The best are assigned to debug iTunes indefinitely. The remainder are sent to the sweatshops to polish iPhone cases so they learn what happens to naughty little Apple Scouts who don't code hard enough.
"In 5th grade the darlings (those who aren't debugging iTunes) are tested again. The best are locked in a room with an Apple Watch until they think of a feature someone will pay money for. The rest spend the "school year" gluing shattered iPad screens back together to sell to the Asian market.
"In 6th grade the children are given one last chance to avoid manual labor. The best are sent to scour the technology sector for ideas Apple can steal--er...invent and bestow unto a rapturous public. The remaining recalcitrant Apple cubs are sent to the Cupertino mines to dig Jobs ore to feed the reality distortion generators.
As you can see, here at Apple we have a strong and comprehensive program for children."
The author assumes people are useless if they don't have a "job". Humans lived without jobs for one hundred thousand years without an existential crisis. The lack of a job doesn't seem to bother birds, bears, and our close relatives in the trees.
His only crime was doing this faster, better, or with less obfuscation than the big wigs who thought they had purchased exclusive privilege to perpetrate high frequency trading scams.
Netflix wants to remind you they are not your friend. They are not a non-profit citizen advocacy organization. They not interested in net neutrality because it is essential to a fair and open public communication infrastructure. They are a for-profit company, no different than Comcast or AT&T. Now that they have "matured", get ready for the same "shut up and pay your bill" treatment.
That's an impressive personal story to pull out when trying to put your client's own disappointments into perspective.
Also, super nostalgia for a time when personal computers were exploding onto the scene and anything seemed possible. Beige boxes and polyester wardrobes forever!
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Only if you pay for the Tufnel Edition Xtreme. Its pricey, but hey, its one more.
"I'd Require All Children To Start Coding In 4th Grade. The best are assigned to debug iTunes indefinitely. The remainder are sent to the sweatshops to polish iPhone cases so they learn what happens to naughty little Apple Scouts who don't code hard enough.
"In 5th grade the darlings (those who aren't debugging iTunes) are tested again. The best are locked in a room with an Apple Watch until they think of a feature someone will pay money for. The rest spend the "school year" gluing shattered iPad screens back together to sell to the Asian market.
"In 6th grade the children are given one last chance to avoid manual labor. The best are sent to scour the technology sector for ideas Apple can steal--er...invent and bestow unto a rapturous public. The remaining recalcitrant Apple cubs are sent to the Cupertino mines to dig Jobs ore to feed the reality distortion generators.
As you can see, here at Apple we have a strong and comprehensive program for children."
The author assumes people are useless if they don't have a "job". Humans lived without jobs for one hundred thousand years without an existential crisis. The lack of a job doesn't seem to bother birds, bears, and our close relatives in the trees.
You have to reboot them every couple hours or they get stuck in the cinnabon or start macing children indiscriminately.
"posted reviews of some of the prostitutes online which is technically promoting."
We move for acquittal on the grounds that everyone knows Amazon reviews are fake.
Unless the gnu lives on Endor.
The viewer has total control. Push networks are dead.
Who are we kidding, even nukes can't kill iTunes.
My ficus tree is an outsider.
And probably could have done a better job with HP.
Apple buys Compaq.
Thunderbird gives a sigh or relief from the lifeboat as it watches SS Firefox go down.
What if the rapist brought a gun, but didn't plan to use it until the victim showed hers? Now she's dead.
and the presence of guns can turn a Very Bad situation into a lethal one.
Was there a control group in a private hotel room?
Don't you dare touch it!
His only crime was doing this faster, better, or with less obfuscation than the big wigs who thought they had purchased exclusive privilege to perpetrate high frequency trading scams.
Netflix wants to remind you they are not your friend. They are not a non-profit citizen advocacy organization. They not interested in net neutrality because it is essential to a fair and open public communication infrastructure. They are a for-profit company, no different than Comcast or AT&T. Now that they have "matured", get ready for the same "shut up and pay your bill" treatment.
"Yaeh, my jet is plummeting to earth at mach 3. Any suggestions?"
"Have you tried turning off and on again?"
Adblock Plus; "Nice ad revenue model you got here. Be a shame if it got broke."
and consumers'.
It is a good thing when abusive relationships end.
That's an impressive personal story to pull out when trying to put your client's own disappointments into perspective.
Also, super nostalgia for a time when personal computers were exploding onto the scene and anything seemed possible. Beige boxes and polyester wardrobes forever!
https://youtu.be/6qoqE6WmNz4?t...
Apple should supply false keys to the FBI. When the FBI complains the backdoor doesn't work, just say "You're holding it wrong."
vaporize a nation. Would you like help?
-- Nuke from orbit.
-- Do not nuke from orbit.
"Yes?"
"The race to put a man on the moon is over. You lost. Loser!"