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TSA's Precheck Registration Program Causing Longer Security Lines (usatoday.com)

McGruber writes: The Associated Press is reporting that TSA's PreCheck program is causing maddening long security lines at U.S. airports. TSA's PreCheck security lanes can screen 300 passengers an hour, twice that of its standard security lanes. Based on that and other increased efficiencies, the TSA's front-line screeners were cut from 47,147 three years ago to 42,525 currently. At the same time, the number of annual fliers passing through checkpoints has grown from 643 million to more than 700 million. The TSA told Congress its goal was to have 25 million fliers enrolled in the PreCheck registration program, but as of March 1, only 9.3 million people had registered for PreCheck. TSA first tried to make up for that shortfall by randomly placing passengers into the express Precheck lanes, but scaled back that effort for fear dangerous passengers were being let through. That's when the regular security lines started growing -- up to 90 minutes in some cases. The TSA is now shifting some resources to tackle lines at the nation's biggest airports, but it claims there is no easy solution to the problem with a record number of fliers expected this summer. To enroll in TSA's Precheck registration program, travelers must pay $85 to $100 every five years, then submit to a background check, in-person interview at an airport, and to being fingerprinted. Unsurprisingly, getting once-a-year fliers to spend the time or the money to register has been a challenge. While 250,000 to 300,000 people are registering for Precheck every month, it will take more than four years at that pace to reach the TSA's target enrollment.

382 comments

  1. T.his S.ucks A.lot by turkeydance · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..."there is no easy solution to the problem"... oh yes, there is.

    1. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by glitch! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know the answer is obvious, but since you did not actually say it... Disband the TSA. Fire their sorry and stupid asses so they can contribute to the economy in some other way. Go back to metal detectors and a simple xray as in the 1990's. Let passengers put their keys, coins, small knives, and Leatherman tools in the plastic basket going around the metal detector. Okay, have a vapor detector for common explosives and do a polite check when it gives a (false, of course) positive. Otherwise, non-metalics go through.

      When I flew for business, my boss often gave me his tickets, and I just had to remember to respond when his name was called. The airlines hated this and they were a major force for the stupid regulations for checking ID. They were really pissed that senior citizens that bought cheap tickets way in advance could sell their tickets to business people who wanted close dates.

      As far as I can remember, there are only a couple cases of actual airline "terrorist" actions in the last few decades that were not state sponsored. I think the Lockerbie bomb is one example. Most every other is a product of the CIA, Mossad, or one of their operatives. TSA can't do a thing about a privileged agent walking the "underwear bomber" or his equivalent around security.

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    2. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by dbIII · · Score: 4, Interesting

      were not state sponsored. I think the Lockerbie bomb is one example

      That was a "revenge" attack paid for by Iran with the contract carried out by a person from Libya (with what appeared to be full approval of the Libyan leader) so most definitely state sponsored.

    3. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by knightghost · · Score: 1

      You hit it on the head - the real reason for TSA is to increase airline profits. 90% of their "security" is theater.

    4. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by TheReaperD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think 90% is giving them too much credit. So far the only policy I have read that has likely had a positive change for security is putting security doors for the pilots and requiring them to be locked. But, that doesn't cost billions of dollars annually so it is not considered "sufficient."

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    5. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Mitreya · · Score: 3, Informative

      the real reason for TSA is to increase airline profits.

      It does not increase airline profits. I think airlines are suffering with us (and $85 over 5 years is trivial money)

      The profits are for the contractors, most notably the ones who sold the scanner machines to TSA. First they sold the "unsafe" (1st generation) machines. Then they admitted (after years!) that there may be actual bad radiation and again sold the "safe" (2nd generation) machines.

      I am waiting for sudden realization that the 2nd generation machines can give people cancer as well so that they can be phased out and replaced by 3rd generation machines at a great profit.

      Notably, 1st generation are "officially" recognized as unsafe (you can get a lecture from a friendly TSA officer, when opting out from a scan, on how the "new" machines are the "safe" kind of radiation), but no one went to jail for imposing the "bad" radiation on so many people.

    6. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      but no one went to jail for imposing the "bad" radiation on so many people

      If memory serves, that's because it was Michael Chertoff's company (you know, the Director of Homeland Security at the time) who sold the machines to the TSA.

    7. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Airlines are suffering? They are having record profits, have had significant cuts to their fuel costs and raise prices. Where are you getting that they are having problems? They've been "flying high" on profits for years.

    8. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Has there been a single case where it has been proven that the reinforced cockpit doors have thwarted anything? There is one case where it was proven that those reinforced doors led to the loss of an airliner along with all the passengers: Germanwings flight 9525.

    9. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So far the only policy I have read that has likely had a positive change for security is putting security doors for the pilots and requiring them to be locked. But, that doesn't cost billions of dollars annually so it is not considered "sufficient."

      No, the reason it's not "sufficient" is because *right outside the cockpit door* is a *fire ax* that must, intentionally by design and purpose, be capable of cutting through the self-same cockpit door, and remain accessible to *everyone*.

      My father was a commercial pilot. He remarked to me about many other reasons it truly was mere theater. This is one of the most obvious ones that he pointed out to me.

    10. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      It does not increase airline profits.

      TSA confiscates your drinks, while the airline sells you drinks at insane margins. More profits for airlines.

    11. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Obfuscant · · Score: 0

      The airborne beverage cart is hardly a profit center for airlines. I've never had to pay for any beverage, and nobody ever stopped me from carrying one on.

    12. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Mitreya · · Score: 2

      TSA confiscates your drinks, while the airline sells you drinks at insane margins. More profits for airlines.

      I think that is still the airport's benefit, not the airline's. It is always hilarious to trash my drink while a guy with 10 cases of water bottles is waved through security right next to me.

      Water/Soda bottles are now at least $3.5-$4 each, but I think almost all are bought in the airport and not on the plane.

    13. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 4, Insightful

      /Oblg. "Airport Logic"

      9 oz = dangerous
      Three 3 oz = perfectly safe
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      Total Stupid Agents

    14. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      So I could just stroll up to the gate with a bottle of three buck chuck in my carry on?

    15. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by Pikoro · · Score: 2

      The fire ax is on the inside of the cockpit on the left side next to the door and designed so the pilots can hack their way OUT of the cockpit in case of emergency landings. Same reason they have egress ropes stored above the side windows in the cockpits.

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    16. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by z0idberg · · Score: 1

      Where are you getting the beverages that you are carrying on to the airplane that you were not allowed to bring through the TSA checkpoints?

      Paid for at the airport? how were the prices?

    17. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the model of plane.

    18. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You left out how the mandatory ID matching for tickets (bought and paid for by the airlines) was instituted as a response to the terrorist attack on TWA 800, which the government then said was not terrorism and most certainly absolutely was not a missile accidentally fired by US military units.

      Somehow the, by their own admission, unnecessary response to an attack they said never happened was never rescinded.

    19. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Why not? I've carried on lots of beverages. I've never heard of "Chuck", but Mountain Dew is no problem. Or water. Or even large cups of hot coffee.

    20. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      Where are you getting the beverages that you are carrying on to the airplane

      At any of the several shops inside the secure area of the airport.

      Paid for at the airport? how were the prices?

      Of course paid for. And at the airport. And the prices are usually a lot higher than off-airport. So what? Those shops aren't run by the airlines, and are thus also not a profit center for them.

      Free beverages on the airplane, or carry on what you want. Airline beverage carts are not a profit center for any airline, and thus TSA confiscation of liquids is not a plot to increase airline profits.

    21. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Informative

      Water/Soda bottles are now at least $3.5-$4 each,

      I've seen many airports that have free filtered water sources so you can refill your own water bottle at no cost. Those are the ones with special taps with enough clearance to hold a bottle under. There are always water fountains you can fill from. Even so, I see $2.50 bottles of water, but not as high as you say.

      but I think almost all are bought in the airport and not on the plane.

      I have yet to find an airline that charges anyone for water. And I don't recall ever having to pay for soda there. I think there is a requirement that they provide fluids to help prevent dehydration or thrombosis issues in passengers, but it may just be a self-defense mechanism.

    22. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      Why not? Because containers of liquid are limited to 3oz at security checkpoints. And a 750ml bottle is way over the limit.

      Also Chuck is Charles Shaw, a cheap wine sold at Trader Joes. One step above fortified wine.

    23. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      ..."there is no easy solution to the problem"... oh yes, there is.

      Even ignoring how one feels about the TSA's efforts and whether they do any good, this is the same "problem" many businesses face -- they have poor service because they don't have enough staff. The answer is easy -- hire more screeners.

    24. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Aereus · · Score: 1

      I had the several cans of soda I tried to carry on in 2010 confiscated and thrown out, along with my unopened sunscreen that was apparently 2 whopping ounces over the limit. Which was rather annoying, as sunscreen is like $10 and the plane didn't carry Dr. Pepper...

    25. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by wonkavader · · Score: 2

      No, the answer is easy: Hire some smart people to look at efficiency, and honestly try to solve the problems.

      The sign-age isn't in multiple languages. The rules are absurd, arcane and stress causing. Open up the process enough to reassure people so you don't get as much passive aggressiveness from the passengers. Inspect and overhaul the hiring process: The current hires vary, and include scum. They don't include Mandarin speakers. No effort is made to communicate beyond shouting. Even one well-done wordless picture-book with smiling faces handed out at the BEGINNING of the line and collected at the end would speed things up.

      We have the same utter stupidity at the immigration side of this. Planes full of foreigners get stuffed into lines with only English. The video telling you what to do is in English and one I saw contained only one foreign word: In Korean "Welcome" -- they used the noun. (Imagine someone walking up to you presenting his hand to shake and saying "Homecoming.") They picked it from a book and didn't ask any Korean speaker "Hey, is this right?" They even used the Latin alphabet to spell it. IDIOTS.

      We need one smart person to walk through those lines and suggest the obvious, and then we need to do it.

      Do not give them more hires. That just gives them more money to move/skim and power. It's the only thing these groups seem to want. Doing their job is not on their radar at all.

    26. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by swb · · Score: 2

      You hit it on the head - the real reason for TSA is to increase airline profits. 90% of their "security" is theater.

      I think the airlines and the airport concessions vendors have figured out how to profit from travelers who can't bring their own goodies on the plane, but I don't think that money means all that much to them.

      And ironically, up until the late 1960s/early 1970s there was no airline security at all. You just carried whatever you wanted onto the plane. Some shuttle flights (NY-DC, for example) didn't even require a ticket to get on the plane, you just got on and paid the fare on the plane.

      And even in the face of fairly frequent airline hijackings (1968-1973 -- average of one per week!), the carriers pretty vigorously resisted metal detectors and security checks because they thought it would hurt business and they would have to contribute to the cost of operating them. They literally would have just preferred to pay the ransom and not have security.

      For a pretty good survey of the skyjacking phenomenon and a particularly noteworthy case, check out "The Skies Belong to Us". It was pretty amazing to realize how long there was no security at all for domestic flights and how few incidents there were until the social upheaval of the late 1960s.

    27. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Of course paid for. And at the airport. And the prices are usually a lot higher than off-airport. So what? Those shops aren't run by the airlines, and are thus also not a profit center for them.

      I'm not sure why you're arguing about this so vociferously. The TSA policy clearly makes more money for airport shops, who (as you agree) already charge high prices. Even if the airlines aren't in a conspiracy to make money, there is a good deal of money made off of this policy by someone... for no apparent reason.

      Free beverages on the airplane, or carry on what you want.

      "Free" beverages on the airplane are generally limited to about 4 oz. of whatever selections they have poured into a cup packed with ice. Sure, you can pester an attendant to get a refill, and they'll probably give you the can if you ask nicely, but the drink carts are generally intended to keep passengers barely hydrated -- if someone actually wants a decent amount to drink, they'll be forced to buy something in the secure airport shops.

      Airline beverage carts are not a profit center for any airline

      Probably true, though every time they sell one of their $7+ mini bottles, most of which probably contain less than $1 of hard liquor, it's hard to believe they aren't at least trying to make a profit.

      Bottom line: there probably isn't an airline conspiracy, but TSA's liquid policy is nonetheless a pain and does actually require a lot of consumers to fork out money if they want to drink more than water past the security gates.

    28. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      I've seen many airports that have free filtered water sources so you can refill your own water bottle at no cost. Those are the ones with special taps with enough clearance to hold a bottle under. There are always water fountains you can fill from. Even so, I see $2.50 bottles of water, but not as high as you say.

      Why are you nitpicking about this? In the real world, many people would like to bring a beverage in their bag (perhaps something other than water), and they don't want to pay elevated airport prices. As for the cost of the water bottle, it depends on the size and the airport, but there certainly are plenty of beverages in airport shops I've seen go for $3-4 or more.

      I have yet to find an airline that charges anyone for water. And I don't recall ever having to pay for soda there.

      You've obviously never flown on a "budget" airline. Yes, water is generally free. But other beverages sometimes are not. (Personally, I have no problem with that -- if it shaves a few dollars off the cost of my flight, I don't need a "free" tiny cup of soda or coffee or whatever. But it still doesn't make it any less ridiculous that you can't bring your own beverage from home at a fraction of the cost.)

    29. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2

      I would love to see what Toyota would come up with if they had to implement a TSA.

      - In Lieu of Money, Toyota Donates Efficiency to New York Charity

      - Meals Per Hour (Video on Toyota improving meals made per hour)

      The entire flying process is a cluster of inefficiency.

    30. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disband the TSA. Fire their sorry and stupid asses so they can contribute to the economy in some other way.

      But where else are all those welfare moms going to go that pays a *whole dollar* above minimum wage?

    31. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Aside from which, the Lockerbie bomb was thought to have been in the luggage and the guy who was convicted (on what seemed to me to be very thin evidence) of planting it wasn't on the plane.

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    32. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is difficult to believe this is the United States now. If I were to travel back to the 60's and tell my Uncle the future of the US, he would wallop me good, tell me to stuff that BS up my communist @ss, and the get hell out of face. Seriously, paying for first class citizenship. But it is what the sheeple want.

    33. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      The only post-911 security improvements that need to be kept are the reinforced, locked cabin door and passenger willingness to rise up against a hijacker. The former means that a would-be hijacker can't overpower the crew and take control of the aircraft. The latter means that passengers recognize that a hijacking doesn't mean "fly to Cuba, sit through a tense standoff where the hujackers demand something, and then everyone goes home rattled but safe so long as they keep quiet." Instead, a hijacking now means "you're going to die if you don't rise up and fight back." (Granted, you might die if you rise up also, but your odds of dying are 100% in a post-911 hijacking if you don't fight back.)

      All the other stuff is security theater designed to make politicians look like they're "doing something" and also to funnel dollars to companies providing the scanning machines.

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    34. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I had the several cans of soda I tried to carry on in 2010 confiscated and thrown out, along with my unopened sunscreen that was apparently 2 whopping ounces over the limit. Which was rather annoying, as sunscreen is like $10 and the plane didn't carry Dr. Pepper...

      And, of course, they threw it all out in a big bin right by the security line. All those "potentially explosive" liquids just dumped in one area. Either the reasoning for dumping this stuff is disingenuous or they're just stupid. Or both. My money's on both.

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    35. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by tacroy · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, I do work with Airlines everyday. The airlines HATE TSA. HATE them. They lower customer experience and survey scores and make customers angry at the airlines despite the airlines and the airport having ZERO control over TSA.

    36. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by shakah · · Score: 1

      ..."there is no easy solution to the problem"... oh yes, there is.

      What makes it worse to me is that since they know how many flights are scheduled, they pretty much know exactly how many people will be passing through particular security gates (and at about what time, for that matter). Knowing that you think they could staff the checkpoints appropriately -- even without access to actual ticketing information, historical load factors should allow for very good guesses.

    37. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      Bring an empty bottle, fill it in the toilets after the security checkout, easy. Doesn't work with booze unfortunately. But if you are traveling abroad, you can usually buy your booze tax free after the checkout so it is not that bad.

    38. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Alypius · · Score: 1

      I've been saying for years that anyone who wants to win the White House just needs to promise to abolish the TSA.

    39. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Cimexus · · Score: 2

      Step one should be to get both your immigration officers and TSA staff to STOP YELLING AND BARKING OUT ORDERS AT PEOPLE. Seriously, you get off a 14 hour flight from some far off country and you have these people screaming "get in this line, US residents over there, have your passports out" etc. at the top of their lungs. If you are confused by something and have the gall to ask them a question, no matter how friendly you are when asking, they look at you with disdain and answer as if you are the dumbest person in the world (perhaps pointing to some tiny and/or ambiguously worded sign somewhere that might be vaguely relevant to your question).

      It is an incredibly bad first impression of America.

      It seems to be a problem mostly at the large airports though. I've seen the screaming treatment at ORD and LAX, for example. But I've travelled through some smaller American airports (I'll name names: Buffalo, NY, Madison, WI, Minneapolis, MN, Portland, OR) where the TSA people are great. Happy, helpful and they talk to you in a softly-spoken, casual, friendly manner. I wonder if it's less of a 'TSA' problem than a 'culture at big airports' problem, since it seems to extend to airline staff too!

    40. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      So far the only policy I have read that has likely had a positive change for security is putting security doors for the pilots and requiring them to be locked.

      Actually, that enabled at least one incident. On Germanwings 9525 the copilot locked the door when left alone in the cockpit, then crashed the plane killing all 150. The pilot can be heard on the voice recorder banging on the door trying to get in. So that's 150 people dead because of that change.

      The counter to this is to require 2 people in the cockpit at all times. While probably helpful, that's not an insurmountable barrier to mischief either.

    41. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      I had the TSA confiscate my shaving cream because clearly I could have lathered up some critical flight control.

      Complete horseshit.

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    42. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh* This argument again?

      Look, nobody actually thinks your bottle of water is "potentially explosive". That's not the point. The point is that by ensuring nobody is allowed to carry large containers of liquid onto the airplane, terrorists will not be able to carry on liquids that they could use to make a bomb. That is to say, because all liquids are banned, the liquids that people attempt to carry on are even less likely to be harmful than they would be otherwise.

      Regardless of whether the underlying assumptions (regarding terrorists and their bomb-making capabilities) are accurate, stop pretending there is something illogical about throwing away bottles that everyone knows are perfectly harmless.

    43. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you require two people in the cockpit at all times then the only thing that will happen is the investigators will find two people in the cockpit of the crashed airliner, one with a fire axe in her head.

    44. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You would buy them after the security check, before the gate. Not sure if that is commonplace all over the world, most airports I've been to have sold bottles at non-insane prices after the security checkpoint.

    45. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by jbwolfe · · Score: 2
      Not true: https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=attempted+cockpit+breach

      While this may not have required "reinforced doors", it nonetheless makes complete sense to fortify the means of exclusion to the cockpit as that is precisely what the terrorists want to get access to in order to maximize the "terror" part.

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    46. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by jbwolfe · · Score: 2

      The crash axe exists primarily to provide a means to access fires hidden behind paneling. It is not intended, nor is it capable of penetrating the cockpit door, which are constructed with Kevlar and will stop a bullet. Incidentally, next time you are next to the door note the sign on it that reads "Access prohibited inflight- Deadly force authorized...". Some pilots are armed and some flights carry armed air marshals.

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    47. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by jbwolfe · · Score: 2

      I think the idea is to limit the ability to mix your own explosive. Presumably, someone bothered to figure out that limiting the amount of 3oz containers to not more than a quart would minimize the damage to a survivable detonation if they succeeded in getting it through.

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    48. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      One would think they would lobby harder or more effectively against security, then. Perhaps some employees at the airlines hate the TSA, but the people who actually own and operate the airlines are indifferent. After all, every other airline is crippled by the same security, and what's the alternative? Pay twice as much for a train ticket? Ha.

    49. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Xrikcus · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the security in Beijing. They will happily search your bag to confiscate drinks that are still sealed and you picked up 20 yards away at the nearest shop. Then they blame the US for this requirement, which is a claim the truth of which I have no way to assess.

    50. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by TheReaperD · · Score: 2

      They did implement a policy of requiring two people after this incident. The fact is, no solution is going to be perfect. There will always be a flaw. The cockpit doors are a simple solution to a rare problem of hijacked aircraft. Most people that would want to hijack a commercial aircraft normally want control of the craft itself, whether it is to steal it, hold it hostage or use it as a bomb. The doors make that a lot harder but, it won't stop everybody. The nice thing about this solution is that it didn't cost (comparatively) a lot and other than pilots having to plan bathroom and meal breaks better, it has causes very few problems for the pilots, passengers and airlines. Compared to the clusterfuck that is TSA security, it's a miracle solution that actually works most of the time.

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    51. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Why not? Because containers of liquid are limited to 3oz at security checkpoints.

      Emphasis mine. AT SECURITY CHECKPOINTS. You asked about walking up to the gate and carrying something on. You can't carry a bottle of this mythical Three Buck Chuck through security, but you certainly can walk up to the gate and get on a plane with one. In fact, if you buy your Three Buck Chuck at a duty-free store, they'll DELIVER it to you on the plane, or at the gate, so you can carry it on.

      Also Chuck is Charles Shaw, a cheap wine sold at Trader Joes.

      That's nice. So no, you cannot carry that specific brand of alcohol onto the plane because you won't find a Trader Joe's at the airport, but that doesn't stop you from carrying on any other bottle of wine you happen to purchase there.

      I guess your question boils down to "can I carry a bottle of some specific brand of something that isn't sold at the airport onto a plane" which is a really disingenuous question when talking about airline beverage carts being profit centers for airlines. You also won't be able to BUY that Three Buck Chuck onboard, so there is no huge profit margin that the airlines will make from selling it.

    52. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you're arguing about this so vociferously. The TSA policy clearly makes more money for airport shops,

      Because the claim wasn't that airport shops make a profit from TSA policy, it was that the airlines profit. They don't.

      And you don't have to pay anything for water, there are sources where can get it for free. You just have to bring your own bottle. Big deal. Water bottles seem to be standard gear for a lot of people. Sheesh, if you just poured the water out of one before going through the TSA line then fill it up when you get past that point. It's not rocket science, and it isn't a nefarious plot by the airlines to increase sales of water or cola on board.

      Probably true, though every time they sell one of their $7+ mini bottles, most of which probably contain less than $1 of hard liquor,

      The discussion was about water and colas. Of course they sell bottles of liquor on board at a huge profit, but that's not because people are busy dumping their Johnny Walker Red out before passing through TSA. It is a safety issue. If you drink a bottle of gin while flying and there is an accident, you may be an impediment to others trying to exit the plane, and you may not make it yourself. If they serve you, they control how much you get.

      but TSA's liquid policy is nonetheless a pain

      And stupid. When did I say otherwise?

      and does actually require a lot of consumers to fork out money if they want to drink more than water past the security gates.

      Yes, "more than water" while waiting on the ground costs money. It costs at the 7-11, too. Is Coke free where you live? It is when you're on board the airplane -- so where's the enormous profit that the airlines are making from selling it to you?

    53. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by Mryll · · Score: 1

      This is no longer the case per the German suicide pilot. The doors are supposed to withstand an hour of entry attempts.

    54. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      If you can get anything in a glass bottle, you can easily be armed. A broken bottle is a serious weapon. There's no point in forbidding most knives and allowing bottles.

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    55. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      There's alternatives to flying for lots of people. Business travel pretty much has to be by air, but personal travel doesn't. Some people have given up flying for personal reasons.

      Of course, if the airlines wanted to improve the experience, they could provide seats large enough for a fully grown human.

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    56. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow between the bag charges, no food and cramped seats, I don't see airlines being worried about "customer experience" either. Especially now, with low fuel prices taking the profit excuse off the table.

    57. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might come as a surprise but the airport is profiting in at least two possible ways: 1) the rent of the store has a proportion based on turn over 2) more foot traffic = they can charge higher rent.

    58. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Lotharus · · Score: 1

      If memory serves, that's because it was Michael Chertoff's company (you know, the Director of Homeland Security at the time) who sold the machines to the TSA.

      What just blows my mind is how this is even possible. There should be somebody somewhere that signs the checks and goes "oh, you're the head of this government agency and you also own this company that you want the agency to buy from? Nope." In lesser circles I believe this would be considered a conflict of interest...

    59. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can get a lecture from a friendly TSA officer, when opting out from a scan, on how the "new" machines are the "safe" kind of radiation)

      The new ones don't use radiation. I know this because it was told to me directly by at least two TSA agents, who would never, ever lie to me. I didn't ask, but I'm guessing the new machines run on pixie dust and unicorn farts.

    60. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know the answer is obvious, but since you did not actually say it... Disband the TSA. Fire their sorry and stupid asses so they can contribute to the economy in some other way. Go back to metal detectors and a simple xray as in the 1990's. Let passengers put their keys, coins, small knives, and Leatherman tools in the plastic basket going around the metal detector. Okay, have a vapor detector for common explosives and do a polite check when it gives a (false, of course) positive. Otherwise, non-metalics go through.

      When I flew for business, my boss often gave me his tickets, and I just had to remember to respond when his name was called. The airlines hated this and they were a major force for the stupid regulations for checking ID. They were really pissed that senior citizens that bought cheap tickets way in advance could sell their tickets to business people who wanted close dates.

      As far as I can remember, there are only a couple cases of actual airline "terrorist" actions in the last few decades that were not state sponsored. I think the Lockerbie bomb is one example. Most every other is a product of the CIA, Mossad, or one of their operatives. TSA can't do a thing about a privileged agent walking the "underwear bomber" or his equivalent around security.

      The dream job of jocks (gym yard GEDs), bathroom bad boys & girls and others of their ilk, is to be a cop. You can thank the anti-american feather bedding union bosses of the anti-american cop trash lobby for the lazy stupidity that attracts these type of people; people so full of themselves due to the billions spent on their cop lover marketing to the general public, they actually end up believing they're special, brilliant and somehow unique. Bloated pork, nothing more.

      It will be the ruin of this country as it has been to the others in the past; the end result of being just another poverty stricken boot-lick operation. Business won't communicate or innovate, the government employees will just give their "overheard" trade secrets to cronies or business competitors for a price. No one will want to rock the boat for fear of being noticed; being noticed would be considered a threat to those in authority that allows for the cushy positions they enjoy.

  2. Interviews by darkain · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just a small correction: the interviews don't have to happen at the airport. I was able to go through the interview process about a half our away from the airport, about 5 minutes away from my house. The interview process was painless. The entire thing is handled online, and then in person you just say "yes"/"confirm" to all the information on the form, that's it. The fingerprints are also taken electronically, so nothing messy there. They do the whole hand at once. I was in and out of the place in maybe 10 minutes? I can understand why infrequent travelers wouldn't want to pay the fee, but if you travel regularly it is more than worth it! (especially in airports with super wonky security, like San Diego where you have to leave and re-enter security to switch between gates sometimes)

    1. Re:Interviews by SumDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Painless and unnecessary

    2. Re:Interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >> if you travel regularly it is more than worth it

      The point is, it shouldn't NEED to be 'worth it'.

      It's willful, deliberate incompetence to implement a program, assume it will achieve targets when the agency in question has a known history of failure, and then cut staffing based on that assumption AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT - fail to appropriately mitigate the failure when it becomes obvious. It's as though GWB appointees were still running it.

    3. Re:Interviews by gweihir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All bureaucracy is unnecessary, most is not painless though.

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    4. Re:Interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How about people don't want to be added to the big brother fingerprint database when they've done nothing wrong? Those who sacrifice liberty & privacy in the name of safety deserve none of them.

    5. Re:Interviews by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      "The entire thing is handled online"....except the bits that aren't. :P

    6. Re:Interviews by Mitreya · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's willful, deliberate incompetence to implement a program

      It's almost like there are no performance metrics or expectations to meet!
      Like no one cares if the program is implemented well.

      Undercover teams smuggled banned items in 67 out of 70 cases during an internal test. It is a unique operation indeed. Where else is less-than-5% success rate is a perfectly acceptable performance?

    7. Re:Interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about people don't want to be added to the big brother fingerprint database when they've done nothing wrong? Those who sacrifice liberty & privacy in the name of safety deserve none of them.

      Well, obviously you are a communist for wanting those things.

    8. Re:Interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine most definitely was not entirely online.

      Nor were others I know who had to schedule at airport interviews in advance. Yes, most of the paperwork was done in advance, as was the background check.

      While the interview was painless, mine was not just saying "correct" to questions. Nor were the ones of people I know who have had them.

      Perhaps you had an incompetent interviewer.

    9. Re:Interviews by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Don't fly then. They take your fingerprints at the border anyway, so letting them have them a little bit in advance doesn't do much.

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    10. Re: Interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only country that's ever taken my prints at the border is the USA. Even in communist Viet Nam you get the standard glance at the passport photo and stamp the visa. Flying into the USA it's all questions and fingerprint scans and overcomplicated three-layered visa approval months in advance. It's not exactly an attractive environment for doing business.

    11. Re:Interviews by guises · · Score: 2

      The only reason it's worth it is because they've made the standard process so unnecessarily painful. Just as the TSA's enhanced patdown was designed to force people into using the then-optional stripscanners, they've come up with yet another way of getting people to "voluntarily" give up more of their privacy in exchange for avoiding some of the pain which the TSA continues to pile on.

      We can look forward to the time when you'll be given the option to "voluntarily" give blood, urine, and semen samples in order to skip the two day pre-flight internment procedure. It's needed, of course, in order to check you against all of the many dozens of secret no-fly-except-to-Guantanamo lists. You wouldn't want terrorists! / child pornography! / pedophiles! getting on the plane would you? That might be bad.

    12. Re:Interviews by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      The entire thing is handled online, and then in person you just say "yes"/"confirm" to all the information on the form, that's it.

      It sounds like it would be a lot easier to lie without invoking suspicion compared to answering questions in the airport for real.

    13. Re:Interviews by mpercy · · Score: 1

      "You can't professionalize unless you federalize," Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, D-S.D.

      Created a huge new bloc of government union employees, created by a 100-0 vote in the Senate and a similar landslide in the House. Both sides had their dirty fingers in the pie.

    14. Re:Interviews by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Hey I heard that the last time they did a check they had improved 20% so now they are catching like 6% of the banned items.

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    15. Re:Interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tried that here, I live close to an airport. Website says walk ins okay, I show up and get BITCHED at (seriously) by the TSA staff for not making an appointment. F them.

    16. Re:Interviews by guises · · Score: 1

      All bureaucracy is unnecessary? How do you figure? What is your alternative, the clean efficiency of anarchy? Bureaucracy, like anything, can be done poorly. This does not mean that it isn't serving a purpose.

    17. Re:Interviews by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Um...I've been across the boarder probably a thousand times, and never once been fingerprinted.

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    18. Re:Interviews by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you had an incompetent interviewer.

      High likelihood. Who do you think applies to these low paying positions? Anyone with a lick of skill wouldn't want to do this shit job.

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    19. Re:Interviews by jittles · · Score: 2

      Painless and unnecessary

      Maybe... maybe not. I mean the whole process for general airport security is ridiculous. I did finally break down and sign up for the Border Patrol equivalent. Every time I go through passport control I am flagged for additional screening. The screeners always laugh when they see me in the line. I don't. It takes me over an hour to clear customs sometimes - even when all the others from my flight have already grabbed their bags. Why do I get flagged? My name. My simple, common as can be name. After watching the person in front of me get dragged off in cuffs one time I finally asked the screener why I always get singled out. According to that screener, the computer flags me automatically because a lot of people use my name for false documents. In fact, my name is so common that there are dozens of people with my entire full name, including middle, in the city I live in now. Assuming that I get approved, I'll get TSA Precheck and will no longer have to spend an hour waiting to be the source of amusement for a bored customs official. I don't think my particular problem would go away even without the TSA.

    20. Re:Interviews by vovin · · Score: 1

      Border finger printing happens for non-US citizens.

    21. Re:Interviews by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      You're probably a US citizen then. Your fingerprints are taken every time you enter the US if you aren't a citizen.

      Even if you are a legal permanent US resident who's lived in the US for years and holding a valid permanent resident card (like me), they STILL take your fingerprints every time. The US is the only country that does this. I find it ridiculous that the US is the only entity on earth that has a record of my fingerprints - not even my actual country of citizenship has such a record!

    22. Re:Interviews by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      bureaucracy is necessary. It is necessary to avoid legal ramifications of random people doing stupid shit. The problem starts with a stupid person doing something really stupid and hurting someone, often themselves, and then suing someone else because the other people should have known stupid people would do stupid shit, and thus they are at fault!

      My best example is the warning label (a form of bureaucracy) on a hair curling iron, which read "Do Not Use On Eyelashes. Severe injury may occur".

      Every single warning label is there to serve as protection against stupid people doing stupid shit. The TSA checkpoints are nothing more than a warning label "We did what we could to prevent _______" against any further lawsuits. It is why stupid > 3oz liquids, knitting needles, fingernail clippers and all the other items are forbidden.

      My suggestion would be to take the whole TSA security theater and remove it from existence. Completely. Take the $5 (or whatever it is) "security checkpoint fee" that we pay on every ticket, and instead put it into a fund for "Victims of Air Disasters", It would be better for the victim's families, and cheaper in the long run, and make everyone else feel much better about flying.

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    23. Re:Interviews by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      It's as though GWB appointees were still running it.

      You seem to be under the mistaken belief that there are major differences between how each administration is actually run. Gitmo is a great example of a meaningless gesture by Obama, that doesn't actually affect most Americans, but people seem to get all riled up over it being open or being closed down. It is the fodder that keeps Fox and MSNBC profitable.

      And while many people are distracted by GWB vs Obama Gitmo policies, the real goals of tyranny keep marching forward, because "Terrorists!"

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    24. Re:Interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right, so "painless", "quick" and "not messy" is the secret to getting you to give up your liberties and freedom and rights.
      You know what???
      You're a stupid beer drinking tv watching fearful coward worthless fucking piece of shit govt apologist SHEEPLE, one of many bringing this country down.
      Fuck you.

    25. Re:Interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my opinion it's worth it for anyone who flies more than twice per year. My logic is thus: $85 over 5 years is $17 / year. Each domestic U.S. round trip you make on an airplane will involve at least two passes through TSA governed security. If you fly two domestic round trips that's four passes through security. TSA PreCheck isn't everywhere. If you hit a smaller airport it's likely they won't have PreCheck so on one trip your PreCheck status may be moot. $17 / 3 is less than $6.00 per trip through security and PreCheck will save you a solid 30 minutes. Per trip that's what I spend on a nice pint of beer and it gets me 30+ minutes? Sold.

      I only wish that I had known about Global Entry or whatever the international equivalent of PreCheck is when I signed up. I would have gone sprung the extra $25.00 or so to get Global Entry in a heartbeat.

    26. Re: Interviews by thammoud · · Score: 1

      I call bull. We were fingerprinted in Tokyo, Hong Kong and Phuket.

    27. Re:Interviews by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      It's almost like there are no performance metrics or expectations to meet! Like no one cares if the program is implemented well.

      Fortunately, that's not a problem when the program in question isn't truly expected to provide a benefit.

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  3. America is the Worst by SumDog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Airport security does suck everywhere. Australia's is pretty bad. Germany's is pretty terrible too, but the worst, by far, out of any country I have every flow through, is Americas. I have never had more confrontations with security than in the US. Most other countries don't require ID for flying domestically (and fun fact: America doesn't either. Next time, refuse. It takes a little longer, but it's worth it. The US government has no right to restrict transit if you don't have papers. In most EU countries you are required to have ID on you at all time. Not in the US).

    Airport security is a joke. It's not security, it's security theatre. They've never stopped a single damn person intending harm ever in the history of their existence. Fuck them, fuck airports and fuck the TSA.

    Not to mention, the TSA searches are totally and completely illegal and unconstitutional. Back when airport security was private, it was the airlines getting together to set the standards and searches were part of their terms of service. When the federal government starts doing it, it now becomes a 4th amendment violation. Texas tried to return airports to private security and was bullied by the federal government and gave up the fight. The new mm-wave body scanners have a massive false positive rate and are effectively useless.

    1. Re:America is the Worst by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Airport security is a joke. It's not security, it's security theatre.

      Quoted for truth...

      I know, I've seen the gaps and holes first hand... if I wanted to do something bad, it would not be hard...

    2. Re:America is the Worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worst experience for me is Paris. Thankfully i have only had to go through it once.

    3. Re:America is the Worst by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      And this is why I have driven the last several vacations. A few thousand miles each time. And still less trouble...

    4. Re:America is the Worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Airports make travelling a shitty experience. They're a big reason I don't travel anymore.

    5. Re:America is the Worst by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hell most of the modern airport security actually makes things less secure. If one wanted to just bomb the security line, you don't even need to buy a ticket. Just fill one of those roller bar suitcases that everyone knows is too big to fit in the overhead compartment but never says anything and then detonate that when you are in the middle of the line. For extra punch you could have a suicide vest on and backpack filled with explosives too. Another way would be to drop some drink containers filled with liquid explosives in that drink trash can that is right next to the security line and have that go off later. Given their inability to find bad stuff just leave it in your pockets and send it through the x-ray machine but be sure to not pack an old film SLR camera with metal body and extra lenses as that will get you selected for extra screening every time. One could also just walk into an airport with a modern rifle and just do a pray and spray on the security line, I chose a rifle for this example because they over penetrate so one shot would go though multiple people and they have a larger capacity than most shotguns.

      Those are just things I though up without any effort and anyone who has 2 brain cells to rub together could also think up. The fact that none of these has happened would indicate that there really aren't any real terrorists in the US, or that if there are they are so dumb I'm surprised they don't choke on their own tongue which may be the case given the few terrorists that various agencies do catch.

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    6. Re:America is the Worst by jittles · · Score: 1

      Airport security does suck everywhere. Australia's is pretty bad. Germany's is pretty terrible too, but the worst, by far, out of any country I have every flow through, is Americas. I have never had more confrontations with security than in the US. Most other countries don't require ID for flying domestically (and fun fact: America doesn't either. Next time, refuse. It takes a little longer, but it's worth it. The US government has no right to restrict transit if you don't have papers. In most EU countries you are required to have ID on you at all time. Not in the US).

      Airport security is a joke. It's not security, it's security theatre. They've never stopped a single damn person intending harm ever in the history of their existence. Fuck them, fuck airports and fuck the TSA.

      Not to mention, the TSA searches are totally and completely illegal and unconstitutional. Back when airport security was private, it was the airlines getting together to set the standards and searches were part of their terms of service. When the federal government starts doing it, it now becomes a 4th amendment violation. Texas tried to return airports to private security and was bullied by the federal government and gave up the fight. The new mm-wave body scanners have a massive false positive rate and are effectively useless.

      Do not refuse to provide ID. While the TSA cannot deny you entry to the secured area of the airport due to a failure to provide ID, they can deny you if you refuse to provide ID that you are carrying. Just tell them that you don't have any ID that qualifies and they will set you aside for additional screening. I have seen someone miss a flight because they refused to provide ID.

    7. Re:America is the Worst by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Australia's is bad? Maybe you had an unlucky experience or something because I think Australia's is super easy.* There are no liquids restrictions, shoes stay on, simple X-ray machine only. It's nothing like the US.

      I'm an Australian living in America and last time I went back to Oz for a visit I was on cloud nine. I actually started taking my shoes off in the security line because I was so used to it from flying in the US, and the guy is like "mate, you're in Australia now leave those on". There were no lines at all - literally dumped my bag on the belt, walked through the Xray, picked the bag up on the other side, done (this was SYD domestic BTW).

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      *(I'm talking about domestic travel here - international is subject to the same ordeal as American security because many international flights go to or pass through America, and they don't have separate terminals for flights to America. It wasn't always that way ... but they were forced to do this to all international flights once America introduced its new requirements post-911).

    8. Re:America is the Worst by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      You mean, just like they did in Brussels?

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    9. Re:America is the Worst by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Another way would be to drop some drink containers filled with liquid explosives in that drink trash can that is right next to the security line and have that go off later.

      I'm honestly surprised this hasn't happened yet. There must not be as many multi-component explosives that react at room temperature as MacGyver led me to believe. But still, there has to be some multi-component mixture that would go off after your plane has already taken off. You'd never get discovered, since everybody dumps liters upon liters of crap in there all the time.

    10. Re:America is the Worst by harl · · Score: 1

      The drink container idea may not work that well. The explosive would be limited in size, contain zero to almost zero shrapnel, and be surrounded by dampening water. The other ideas are exactly what happened in Belgium.

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    11. Re:America is the Worst by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      You aren't thinking big enough...

      Most airports are protected by a super secure 6 to 8 foot chainlink fence... (sarcasm mode on) that has to cover dozens of square miles... that isn't being watched as much as the signs would lead you to believe.

      You have a few options:

      1. To simply blow up some airplanes and create a huge mess, drive a U-Haul truck loaded with 4,000lbs of explosives through the fence,

      http://photos1.blogger.com/blo...

      That fence is designed to keep out people on foot, not 30,000 pound trucks. Since you don't plan to use it again or leave, welding a steel plate on the front of the truck will prevent the engine from being damaged from the impact.

      Drive the truck up to the terminal building, between two parked airplanes that are full of fuel, and blow it up.

      Between the truck, the explosives, the two airplanes, the fuel, and hopefully a fuel truck or two, it will be an impressive explosion. With any luck, you'll kill a thousand people between the airplanes and the people in the terminal.

      2. Have 2-4 people buy tickets on the flight to get them onto the airplane, sans weapons of course. Do the same trick, but this time with no explosives in the truck. Drive up to the plane (this requires communication and knowing the schedules well), have 4-6 guys in the back of the truck jump out and run up the airstairs:

      http://www.rgbstock.com/cache1...

      and onto the airplane. The trick to this is timing it so that the plane has fuel. It also will really only work for an airplane that has thrust reversers and can pull itself away from the gate.

      767 Thrust reversers in action:
      http://www.airliners.nl/2009/0...

      You may need to leave 2-4 men behind on the ground to guard the bottom of the plane from being shot at, they can keep local security busy long enough to backup the airplane and move it forward.

      Keep in mind, you're stealing it and don't care about the rules. You don't actually have to get to a runway to take off. The airplane just needs concrete, the local taxiway will do. Again, this will work best on a gate near one end of the airport to give you a long taxiway to use. Simply call tower and tell them to clear the taxiway, you're going with or without clearance and you'll just crash into an airplane in the way, so it is their choice.

      Either you get in the air, or you crash two large airplanes full of fuel into each other.

      If you get into the air, you've got 20 min or so before the Air Force can do a whole lot, they don't keep CAP over cities very often. Do this in a decent sized city, turn the plane towards downtown and fly it into the tallest building. You should only need 10-15 min.

      Keep in mind that unlike 9/11, when the hijackers had box cutters, this time you'll have AK-47s, simply shoot the pilots and everyone in first class and use 4 men to hold the line between first class and coach, shoot anyone who tries to enter. Because of the narrow doorway, you likely can keep them out for 10 min (bring lots of ammo).

      And no, at 2,000 feet above the ground, a hundred bullet holes in an airliner will not bring it down, you never have to bother pressurizing the airplane. Again, it only has to fly for 10 min or so.

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      The above may still be too much work. Take the same U-Haul, load it with 4,000 lbs of explosives, drive it into the front doors of the Mall of America and blow it up. Bonus points for doing this at 4 or 5 malls around the country at the same time. That'll put a massive damper on consumer shopping and hurt the economy.

    12. Re:America is the Worst by jbwolfe · · Score: 1

      TSA searches are totally and completely illegal and unconstitutional

      Not sure I'm ready to believe that. You aren't required to consent to the search- you could decline but you would be denied entry.

      As for "security is a joke," are you advocating that there be complete and unqualified access to gate area and aircraft? That doesn't sound like a good idea. But I'm willing to entertain any ideas you might have that might make security more effective as it is me- the guy flying the plane for you, whose neck they wish to slice open. Sixteen of my fellow employees paid with their lives for lax security. Could have been me as I flew the routes and indeed 2 of the very aircraft that were later converted to suicide bombs. Where do I sign up for improved security..?

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    13. Re:America is the Worst by jbwolfe · · Score: 1
      What you cite as an example would be true anywhere crowds gather, which is why i avoid crowds whenever practical.

      BTW, HSA is on the phone for you. They want more details on your plans and your current location.

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    14. Re:America is the Worst by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      If the US gives you the most trouble at security checkpoints, this seems like a good thing. Maybe it means that, for all their flaws, they are doing a better job than most.

    15. Re:America is the Worst by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      The new mm-wave body scanners have a massive false positive rate and are effectively useless.

      This has been my experience. Out of the last half-dozen times I've been through one, I've been tagged three times with completely empty pockets, no metal or other dense substance on my person, and no artificial joints, limbs, etc.

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    16. Re:America is the Worst by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I wasn't even thinking that. Just some regular liquid explosive with a small detonator on a timer in it.

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    17. Re:America is the Worst by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      My point there was that those weren't even complex plans and I spent more time writing them than thinking them up. Hence either the terrorists really extra dumb or there are so few that it doesn't matter, likely it is a mixture of both so we only have very few really dumb ones. If one wanted there are plenty of ways to get a large pile of dead people I went for the simplest and easiest to pull off even if the body count would likely be lower.

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    18. Re:America is the Worst by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Well for the drink containers I was thinking have a number of terrorists toss their crap in there, and while it wouldn't do a lot of damage it would cause a huge panic and more TSA dumbness with people falling in line. The Brussels attack while similar it sounds like they didn't actually blow up the security line but instead the ticket counter. Why they didn't blow up the security line, likely higher body count potential, and why they only used a suicide vest instead of a suitcase+backpack+suicide vest, again a likely higher body count, is beyond me. I did find it funny that right afterwards there was some DHS or TSA (maybe it was a so called "security expert") moron stating that a Brussels style attack couldn't happen here when I see zero evidence of that actually being the case.

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  4. Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a misleading report. Attributing long lines to TSA pre-check is false; attributing long lines to mismanagement would be more accurate. Problem with TSA precheck enrollment? Drop the price. Recently; in 75% of the airports I've traveled - the TSA Precheck line was closed. This article is completely bogus; and everyone should do their own due diligence than blindly believing these reports and redistributing these articles. Please - due your own diligence; mainstream media has a long track record of misleading people.

    1. Re:Misleading by Macman408 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Attributing long lines to TSA pre-check is false; attributing long lines to mismanagement would be more accurate.

      Yes, this times 1000. And, FWIW, the article isn't slanted this way, only the summary is. The article is much more straightforward, although they don't explicitly call out mismanagement.

      Honestly, I think we'd be better off just getting used to the fact that sometimes bad people will get on planes, and security doesn't need to keep the casualty rate to zero; just discouraging most of the bad guys is good enough. We don't require that cars protect you from every possible way you could die in an accident - we just require them to be pretty good at protecting you most of the time. That's what I'd rather have the TSA's replacement tasked with.

    2. Re:Misleading by CFD339 · · Score: 1

      Yes. I wish I had mod points to sprinkle on your post like magic "pay attention to this one" dust.

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    3. Re:Misleading by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you, for the most part, cars typically don't have an opportunity for someone to cause 400 casualties. Though, you obviously could with proper planning.

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    4. Re:Misleading by Stinky+Cheese+Man · · Score: 1

      Yes, this. I did not sign up for TSA Pre but I am often "randomly" selected and have "TSA Pre" stamped on my ticket. It almost never makes any difference at all. Even in major airports, there has actually been no precheck line. I get excited when I see the stamp, thinking I am going to breeze through security. Then I end up going through the same lines, emptying my pockets and taking off my shoes and belt, as everyone else. Why bother?

    5. Re:Misleading by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Did you even RTFS? TSA pre-check was supposed to have millions of enrollees, which would make the processed faster. Which required less personnel. So, they assumed their program would work and started using the lower manpower goal. Turns out, the program is not popular, so the lower manpower is inadequate.

      Recently; in 75% of the airports I've traveled - the TSA Precheck line was closed.

      Which is the issue, because that line moves twice as quickly (at least).

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  5. It turned out I dont need to fly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    From 2 flights a month or so to near zero death bed visits are the only reason now.

    1. Re:It turned out I dont need to fly. by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      He is not alone. From my height of over 100 flights a year, I am now averaging one flight every two years. And I still travel quite a bit. But I drive. It is amazing that a 5 hour drive is still faster then a one hour flight...

    2. Re:It turned out I dont need to fly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. I used to fly regularly between Boston and Toronto with an end destination about an hour outside Toronto. It's a 2hr flight and a 9 hour drive, but once you factor in the travel time to Logan airport (~1hr), the need to get there THREE HOURS EARLY for security theatre, the inevitable delays (~30min on average), the deplaning/customs/baggage scrum (1hr minimum) and the final 1hr drive to my destination it comes out to 9hr drive vs. an 8.5 hour 'flight'. If I'm going to be spending about the same time door-to-door I'd rather drive in a comfortable car that can carry a ton more stuff and stop whenever I want to. I also have a car at my destination instead of having to rent. This is all before I even begin to factor in price (double the current gas prices and it's still a fraction of the plane ticket), multiple people making the trip (no additional cost vs doubling the airfare) and the vastly better food options along the way. Throw in the question of what it's worth to NOT be treated like a criminal or cattle and you've got a no-brainer. Short of multi-day trips cross country or traveling to another continent, I'm reluctant to even consider air travel if there's any other option.

    3. Re:It turned out I dont need to fly. by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      It is amazing that a 5 hour drive is still faster then a one hour flight...

      If it's a six hour drive or less, I don't even consider flying and haven't for years. I pissed off my employer about 12-13 years ago when I insisted on driving from Orlando to Atlanta, but between parking, getting luggage checked in, dealing with security, total flight time, waiting for my luggage at the destination, and getting a rental car, it really was a wash timewise, and my own car was a hell of a lot better than the Alero I'd get at the airport anyway. Plus I don't have to be up at 0-dark-30 to get started. They always scheduled the cheapest flight, so I was constantly having to use different airlines, so there wasn't even an advantage with bonus miles either.

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  6. How did you interview outside the airport? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I was told the only interview location was at the airport. How dod you get interviewed away from it?

    The interview process was painless but be away they are looking at the entirely of your government accessible records when doing so.

    If you travel even once internationally Global Entry (which includes PreCheck registration) is utterly worth getting, just to skip customs lines coming back into the U.S.. And like the article says, the $100 Global Entry registration lasts five years.

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    1. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1

      I was told the only interview location was at the airport. How dod you get interviewed away from it?

      It probably varies by region. But I had the same experience as the grandparent: I interviewed at an off-site location.

      The TSA has a handy locator site that lists all of the facilities offering PreCheck interviews. Besides government facilities, a lot of them seem to be operated by IdentoGo.

    2. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 2

      I've traveled internationally multiple and the customs lines were never more than a few minutes coming back. Did you have a different experience?

      My main issue with Customs is when they ask you what you did while out of the country. None of their business, that's what, but I usually answer (truthfully, of course, as lying would be illegal) to avoid hassle. At some point when no one's picking me up I might just assert my 5th Amendment right not to answer and let them hold me until they have to let me go (which is what

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    3. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by tipo159 · · Score: 1

      I was told the only interview location was at the airport. How dod you get interviewed away from it?

      In the Seattle area, when I did my interview, the locations were in SoDo and Fife. Seatac Airport may have been an option as well, but I don't remember.

      I scheduled the interview and the first open spot was in five weeks. However, someone told me there was often no waiting at the office. I went down with a book to read, expecting to wait and, sure enough, there was no waiting. I was lead straight in, answered some questions on a display, got my photo and fingerprints taken and was out in 5-10 min. It seemed like the whole thing was set up for a larger volume of people, but they aren't signing up. I asked why my interview was scheduled in five weeks and couldn't get a good explanation.

    4. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      ...seems to happen to most people who do that from reading the Internet).

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    5. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You have no fifth amendment right at the border. All airports are borders. 100 miles from the borders are constitution free zones per SCOTUS. You have no right to a constitution.

    6. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      And funny enough, almost every major city is near a "border" somewhere. Like all of Michigan... All that beachfront property... But the top 4 cities are all near "borders." (The grate lakes are considered borders with Canada.) So, New York, LA, Chicago and Houston all are not really in the US...

    7. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I signed up for precheck, went through the process except for the interview. I showed up at the TSA interview office at DCA as a standby/walk-in after a flight and did my interview. It took like 30 minutes including wait time. YMMV.

      Unrelated but my company had them come into our office one day for a group interview process. If you get enough people to commit, they will come to you.

    8. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's where the problem with what you say is though, at least for a citizen. Under international law, there is no reason the government of your country of citizenship can refuse you entry to your country of citizenship. As a US citizen the US government HAS to allow you entry. Now, they are perfectly free to arrest you immediately, but they are required to allow you to enter. And of course at the point of admission, the 5th amendment applies again. Everything you're going to want to quote to prove me wrong is going to be dealing with non-citizens.

    9. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by jittles · · Score: 1

      I was told the only interview location was at the airport. How dod you get interviewed away from it?

      The interview process was painless but be away they are looking at the entirely of your government accessible records when doing so.

      If you travel even once internationally Global Entry (which includes PreCheck registration) is utterly worth getting, just to skip customs lines coming back into the U.S.. And like the article says, the $100 Global Entry registration lasts five years.

      Global Entry has different interviewers than TSA Precheck. There are over 200 TSA Precheck locations and only about 60 Global Entry locations. Not all of them are at airports but 99% of them are. I broke down and signed up for it because I always get put into the additional screening line at immigration.

    10. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by Alypius · · Score: 1

      If you travel even once internationally Global Entry (which includes PreCheck registration) is utterly worth getting, just to skip customs lines coming back into the U.S.. And like the article says, the $100 Global Entry registration lasts five years.

      This. Most of my international travel goes through Dulles or San Francisco and the Global Entry card saved me from 2+ hour lines more than a few times. Also, if you're military, I highly recommend getting the AmEx Platinum card because not only do they pay for either Global Entry or PreCheck (your choice), but they also waive the annual fee for active duty.

    11. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      You are a lucky guy then. Immigration/customs lines at US airports are often hours long if you don't have Global Entry/NEXUS. Depends on the time of day you arrive, but even that isn't always true - two Thursday afternoons at the same airport at the same time can be wildly different.

      It's not a problem that's even restricted to US soil - USCIS performs 'pre-clearance' at some foreign airports, which allows aircraft from those places to land directly at a regular domestic gate in America (i.e. it's treated as a domestic arrival, since the passengers have already passed through US immigration before leaving the foreign country). Those can be just as bad as the USCIS sites actually in America. For example, Toronto (Canada) US pre-clearance on a Friday afternoon is utter torture - can easily be 2 hours. They have this shiny new facility with like 60 desks/booths there, but even in peak periods they are only using a quarter of them.

    12. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that when you live in a rural area, traveling 150 miles to the nearest facility is just not going to happen.

    13. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      All of Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Maine, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Rhode Island, and the District of Columbia too.

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  7. Forget PreCheck if you fly international by rworne · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you travel overseas, go for Global Entry. It costs the same ($100), and it includes PreCheck as a perk. As an added bonus, you get to use kiosks for passport control (never a wait) and the crew line for customs.

    I routinely take 8-10 minutes total from deplaning at LAX (Bradley Terminal) to the terminal exit. A bit longer if I have to wait for checked luggage. Worth every cent.

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    1. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you travel overseas, go for Global Entry. It costs the same ($100), and it includes PreCheck as a perk. As an added bonus, you get to use kiosks for passport control (never a wait) and the crew line for customs.

      I routinely take 8-10 minutes total from deplaning at LAX (Bradley Terminal) to the terminal exit. A bit longer if I have to wait for checked luggage. Worth every cent.

      Global Entry is definitely the way to go if you travel internationally. Flying into ATL or JFK is no longer a hassle at customs and immigration. At YVR when a cruise ship is dumping their passengers in the line is no big deal as well. GE is now $200, but many credit cards will refund the fee; even so I'd gladly pay the $200 to avoid a hour or more wait to get back in after a 10 plus hour flight. Pre-check is an added bonus, and I'm glad they are limiting the non - Preorder GE folks from using Pre. Nothing is more annoying to be in line behind someone who doesn't understand they don't need to disrobe and empty their luggage and hold up the line because they are clueless.; and then look all pissed because you toss your bag on the belt ahead of theirs and go through the metal detector.

      GE also is expanding to some overseas airports as well for an extra fee. The U.K. Is one destination that would be worth the fee.

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    2. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      Also you sometimes get PreCheck for international flights which is often awkward because many airports don't have a line for it.

    3. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 2

      I think the goal of these programs is to make sure those who aren't in them are a powerless minority, which the TSA and Customs can fuck over as much as they want without worrying about pressure on elected officials to not do that. Something to keep in mind.

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    4. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better, get Nexus instead. Global entry is included, as well as TsaPre. Not only that, it's "only" 50$ for 5 years (But that was 2 years ago when I got it).
      Cheers,

    5. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by redmid17 · · Score: 1

      If you travel overseas, go for Global Entry. It costs the same ($100), and it includes PreCheck as a perk. As an added bonus, you get to use kiosks for passport control (never a wait) and the crew line for customs.

      I routinely take 8-10 minutes total from deplaning at LAX (Bradley Terminal) to the terminal exit. A bit longer if I have to wait for checked luggage. Worth every cent.

      Global Entry is definitely the way to go if you travel internationally. Flying into ATL or JFK is no longer a hassle at customs and immigration. At YVR when a cruise ship is dumping their passengers in the line is no big deal as well. GE is now $200, but many credit cards will refund the fee; even so I'd gladly pay the $200 to avoid a hour or more wait to get back in after a 10 plus hour flight. Pre-check is an added bonus, and I'm glad they are limiting the non - Preorder GE folks from using Pre. Nothing is more annoying to be in line behind someone who doesn't understand they don't need to disrobe and empty their luggage and hold up the line because they are clueless.; and then look all pissed because you toss your bag on the belt ahead of theirs and go through the metal detector.

      GE also is expanding to some overseas airports as well for an extra fee. The U.K. Is one destination that would be worth the fee.

      No, no it's not. Quit spreading FUD and talking out your ass

      "A $100 one-time fee is required with your Global Entry application and must be paid at time of application submission" http://www.cbp.gov/travel/trus...

    6. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you live near Canada border, it may be better to join the Nexus program which is a joint program with Canada. It includes Global Entry (and therefore TSA Pre), *and* gives you fast entry to Canada through land or air.

      And it's $50 instead of $100.

      The only drawback? You usually have to do an interview near a border town, unlike Global Entry which can be down pretty much anywhere. Also from my experience you have to sometimes wait a few months before they finish their background checks and approve your application. Global Entry as far as I understand is faster in processing time.

    7. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by cliffjumper222 · · Score: 1

      I just came back via SFO and they had a stack of automated passport machines. Just slapped my passport in it, looked and the camera, tapped a few obvious questions and got a print out with my picture on it. Showed it to an officer and went through. No need for customs form either. Seems like a free Global Entry and about time too. I've enjoyed the EU automatic gates for years (I'm a dual citizen) and always wondered why the US took so long and imposed a fee.

    8. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Macman408 · · Score: 1

      If I traveled internationally more than once every 2-ish years, I'd consider it. But in my case, I had this choice:
      1. Get fingerprinted at a nearby (5 miles) H&R Block office for PreCheck tomorrow.
      2. Get fingerprinted and interviewed at the nearest major international airport (40 miles) two weeks from now.

      I chose option #1. It was even completed fast enough that I was registered to get PreCheck for my next flight later the same month. Option #2 would have likely taken more of my time than I'd spend just waiting in customs lines over the next 5 years. But yes, for many people, Global Entry might be a better option.

    9. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Easier answer, stay out of the USA.

      Kiosks for passport control? Never wait? This has never been a problem for me (except the day after the Paris attacks, but the following week it was back to normal again). I've been using kiosks in immigration for years too.

      Never heard of Global Entry or PreCheck.

    10. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, there's no fundamental law of physics preventing TSA and customs from actually having enough staff on hand to process everyone quickly and efficiently. It's not like it's a huge mystery when the planes leave and arrive every day. If there are long lines at a particular time of time then hire more people for that time of day. It's not exactly rocket science. Either the people running these agencies are breathtakingly incompetent or there's some other agenda.

    11. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by rworne · · Score: 1

      It's a PITA even for citizens. I've seen the visitor line here with 500+ people in line and a 100+ citizen line. And the short one took more than 90 minutes. Each line had 3-4 agents. WTF?

      You can rule out Japan too. Their immigration "experience" is much like that of the U.S., but better staffed.

      I do have to hand it to Europe, aside from the occasional short wait, it's never a problem going through passport control and customs.

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    12. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the short one took more than 90 minutes. Each line had 3-4 agents. WTF?

      I've seen that kind of thing, too, and it just doesn't make sense to me. The USA saw fit to spend at least a billion dollars every three days for the first ten years of the war in Iraq. But somehow it can't afford to hire a few more minimum wage border agents?

      Ordinarily one shouldn't attribute malice to that which can be explained by incompetence. But this is so massively egregious that it's hard not to think it must be deliberate at some higher level - although that then raises the question of "Why?"

    13. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not spreading FUD, as that's neither fear, uncertainty or doubt. It's just plain old run of the mill misinformation.

    14. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by jittles · · Score: 1

      If you travel overseas, go for Global Entry. It costs the same ($100), and it includes PreCheck as a perk. As an added bonus, you get to use kiosks for passport control (never a wait) and the crew line for customs.

      I routinely take 8-10 minutes total from deplaning at LAX (Bradley Terminal) to the terminal exit. A bit longer if I have to wait for checked luggage. Worth every cent.

      Global Entry is definitely the way to go if you travel internationally. Flying into ATL or JFK is no longer a hassle at customs and immigration. At YVR when a cruise ship is dumping their passengers in the line is no big deal as well. GE is now $200, but many credit cards will refund the fee; even so I'd gladly pay the $200 to avoid a hour or more wait to get back in after a 10 plus hour flight. Pre-check is an added bonus, and I'm glad they are limiting the non - Preorder GE folks from using Pre. Nothing is more annoying to be in line behind someone who doesn't understand they don't need to disrobe and empty their luggage and hold up the line because they are clueless.; and then look all pissed because you toss your bag on the belt ahead of theirs and go through the metal detector.

      GE also is expanding to some overseas airports as well for an extra fee. The U.K. Is one destination that would be worth the fee.

      It's $100 still - I just applied two weeks ago. And you can use your existing GE coverage for free in Australia. For South Korea, you have to sign up with their entry program, which is $100, and be an approved GE member, another $100. Other countries charge fees as well. I think there are 6 countries that participate.

    15. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you can, get NEXUS. It costs half as much ($50) and inherits all the same benefits as GE, PLUS gives you these same benefits entering Canada too. The only downside is that there are fewer NEXUS interview locations (they are all in Canada or northern US states), so if you live in the south, signing up is probably too difficult to make it worthwhile. But if you live in the north it's effectively the same program as GE for half the cost.

    16. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      As an Australian citizen living in the US, you know what's super annoying?

      - I can use the automated entry in Australia.
      - US citizens with GE can use automated entry in the US and in Australia too, as you rightly pointed out.
      - But Australian citizens cannot use automated entry in the US.

      Or put another way, Australia is nice enough to let you use your GE in Australia, but the US never reciprocated. Not only that, they don't even allow Australian citizens to manually apply for the American GE program either - it's only open to Americans and a random handful of other people: South Koreans, Germans and the UK I think. Grrrrrrr...

    17. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's weird. Toronto USCIS preclearance has a shiny new hall with like 60 terminals ... and never more than about 10 people actually working at a time. Friday afternoon peak with lines snaking out the door? Nope still only 3 officers working the visitors line and maybe 5 on the US citizens line...

    18. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by jittles · · Score: 1

      As an Australian citizen living in the US, you know what's super annoying?

      - I can use the automated entry in Australia. - US citizens with GE can use automated entry in the US and in Australia too, as you rightly pointed out. - But Australian citizens cannot use automated entry in the US.

      Or put another way, Australia is nice enough to let you use your GE in Australia, but the US never reciprocated. Not only that, they don't even allow Australian citizens to manually apply for the American GE program either - it's only open to Americans and a random handful of other people: South Koreans, Germans and the UK I think. Grrrrrrr...

      I thought it was reciprocated. I don't usually go to Australia so I didn't look too closely. I don't know why Australia would allow this lack of reciprocation to continue. I feel your pain. I wish it were easier for everyone to visit the US. I think we look like paranoid idiots.

    19. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      No, no it's not. Quit spreading FUD and talking out your ass

      Yea, I was wrong because I forgot that I paid for 2 at once. So go fuck off, asshole.

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    20. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      It's $100 still - I just applied two weeks ago. And you can use your existing GE coverage for free in Australia. For South Korea, you have to sign up with their entry program, which is $100, and be an approved GE member, another $100. Other countries charge fees as well. I think there are 6 countries that participate.

      Yea, I was wrong. I paid for two at once and forgot it was $100 each.

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    21. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should not have to PAY to assert your natural innocence.
      You should not have to give up your rights, including privacy, fingerprints, etc to travel.
      PAPERS PLEASE you govt lovers you.

    22. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      As an Australian citizen living in the US, you know what's super annoying?

      - I can use the automated entry in Australia. - US citizens with GE can use automated entry in the US and in Australia too, as you rightly pointed out. - But Australian citizens cannot use automated entry in the US.

      Or put another way, Australia is nice enough to let you use your GE in Australia, but the US never reciprocated. Not only that, they don't even allow Australian citizens to manually apply for the American GE program either - it's only open to Americans and a random handful of other people: South Koreans, Germans and the UK I think. Grrrrrrr...

      Lawful permanent residents are allowed to apply as well, so if you fall into that category you could apply to GE.

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    23. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Sadly I'm a lowly L1-B visa holder (similar to the 'dey tuk er jerbs' H1-B, but for those with specialist knowledge or skills)

    24. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by jittles · · Score: 1

      Ah that is a crucial difference. IF you just want TSA PRecheck you can have up to 5 people in your party travel with you thru the secure lane (I think its 5). Everyone has to have their own Global Entry registration though. IT's only valid for one person.

    25. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by vandamme · · Score: 1

      If you travel to Canada too, go for Nexus. It costs $50, and INCLUDES Global Entry. It also gets you across the Canada/US border faster (both ways). Global Entry is just back into US.

      And they tell you that AFTER you pay the $100 Global Entry fee. Fuckers.

  8. Good summary by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

    So, what's the problem, exactly?
    I mean, do we want faster lines, more people in the pre-check program, a cheaper program, safer flights, less complaints, what?
    Maybe we want convenience without the need to define what that is.
    On a side note, sufficiently frustrated travelers may mean fewer flights which could lead to a decrease in global warming.

    1. Re:Good summary by lgw · · Score: 1

      However you measure it, driving is worse then flying: more dangerous, less convenient, more pollution, more time consuming. It's a real failure as a nation that the TSA is so very bad that some people drive instead.

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    2. Re:Good summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually air travel has a substantially greater mile-for-mile carbon footprint than driving any passenger car.

    3. Re:Good summary by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Yeah absolutely. My job requires me to travel between the US and Canada almost every week. The places are a 1,100 km (~680 mi) drive apart. Takes 10 hours or so to drive (plus a couple of rest stops).

      Flying is quicker obviously, but not by as much as you'd think. Even if there are no delays/cancellations and I get as tight a connection as possible (there's no direct flight), it's still a 7 hour trip, once you factor in getting to the airport 2 hours early, immigration lines, security lines, connecting at ORD/DTW, etc. And a good 1/3rd of the time, there ARE cancellations or delays.

      The places are a bit too far apart for me to consider driving regularly, but it's led me to the conclusion that anything under 800 km/500 miles in the US you are probably better off driving. Flying may be marginally quicker, but only if everything goes smoothly (which it doesn't half the time), and flying is way less comfortable/pleasant.

    4. Re:Good summary by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Here's evidence to the contrary.
      https://www.washingtonpost.com...

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  9. Last week, more than two dozen of us missed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    our flight at SEATAC because of long security lines. The TSA is really hurting airlines. They had to book us on later flights, and in some cases on a different airline which I assumed cost them money.

    1. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should always get to the Seattle airport two hours early. The security lines very often take over 90 minutes.

    2. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I was there, it took almost two hours to get from my car to the gate! SEATAC is a mess.

    3. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's your own fault. Seattle's airport has had terribly slow security lines for over a decade.

    4. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed... by meerling · · Score: 1

      Why is it the previous posters fault that SEATAC is a mess?

    5. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the heck is that the passenger's fault?

    6. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've flown out of seatac dozens of times and never once spent longer than 30 minutes in security.

    7. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've flown out of seatac dozens of times and never once spent longer than 30 minutes in security.

      I don't believe you:

      "Alaska Airlines: Sea-Tac security lines can be up to two hours long"
      http://www.kiro7.com/news/heres-why-sea-tac-lines-are-growing-longer/141765739

    8. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed... by futuresheep · · Score: 1

      Note the "Can be". It's a clickbait article. Seatac is only horrible around holiday and vacation days. At Seatac it also depends on which line. Go through security in the Central or North checkpoints where the Delta/Alaska flights are and lines are longer than the South checkpoint. Regardless, most days the lines are no longer than 30 minutes max. Last week when I went through they were maybe 10 minutes in the late afternoon. Current wait times right now at 7:30 AM are 0-30 minutes depending on gate. I fly out of Seatac a dozen times a year before i did Pre-Check rarely ever waited more than 20-30 min, never more than an hour.

  10. Fingerprints = no deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'll never get fingerprinted like a criminal for anything. The fact that people willingly so do is a testament to the fact that the typical American is a fool.

    It's bad enough that we are forced to endure 4th Amendment violations to travel freely so I will not add insult to injury by submitting to this egregious precheck program.

    1. Re:Fingerprints = no deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I argued this about Disney and Americans in disboards swore up and down that they give their fingerprints for everything. I told them I've never given my fingerprint for anything, ever*. In Canada you don't use fingerprints to get a mortgage (apparently in the USA you do), you don't use fingerprints at your bank (again, in the USA you do), and in Canada you don't give your fingerprints to the government unless you've been arrested (no, not for a license or any other reason). I'm told Americans have to give their fingerprint to get a job (Never done that in Canada, though a couple of co-workers tell me they worked a couple of shitty jobs that used a fingerprint scanner based punchclock).

      I literally don't get the American obsession with fingerprints. I did end up going to Disney and did the supposed fingerprint scan, but their machine was so useless at it I don't count it as all my fingers apparently (by Disney standards) had the same fingerprint as the first one they scanned, LOL. Except that first one never matched again. Seriously, as a Canadian it would be mighty weird for someone to ask for my fingerprint here. I think the average Canadian would take a step back and reconsider if the reward is worth it (hence why those stuck with shitty jobs might be willing to give it up for a punchclock).

      * - My parents did fingerprint me at a very young age for some stupid child find program. At 4 years old (or whatever age it was) it's not like you have a choice.

    2. Re:Fingerprints = no deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to get a full background check including fingerprints when I became a teacher. So for a lot of us, that ship has sailed. I fly enough that I went through the Global Entry dance, and it has been worth it. For example, there was a hideous line when I returned from Mexico this Xmas, looked like it would be well over an hour. I got through the GE lane very quickly, but I did hear the agents saying they were thinking of closing the GE lane soon. That plus the few times PreCheck has made things easier, and I think it will prove to be $100 well spent.

    3. Re:Fingerprints = no deal by futuresheep · · Score: 1

      You don't use fingerprints in the US for a Mortgage...

    4. Re:Fingerprints = no deal by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      As an Australian living in the US I totally agree with you. The only entity on earth that has my fingerprints is the US government. Not even my home country's government has them. And that sucks. Like in Canada, you'd never be asked to give fingerprints in Australia - that is a treatment reserved for criminals alone.

      Having said that, I do have a mortgage and a bank account in the US and was NOT asked for fingerprints for those purposes. Just regular ID (driver's licence etc.) USCIS (immigration) is the only body that asks for them as far as I have personally experienced here.

    5. Re:Fingerprints = no deal by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      If you're a professional engineer in Texas, you must submit to a background check including fingerprints. (so much for all that big talk about freedom)

    6. Re:Fingerprints = no deal by rvw14 · · Score: 1

      The mortgage itself does not require a fingerprint, but the notary public will require it in their notary book for all real estate related transactions. Of course each state has their own notary rules as well, so your state may be different.

  11. Active Military included? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Active duty military are automatically enrolled in TSA pre-check without any additional effort or payment on the member's part. That is probably a good percentage of the claimed 9.3 million registered persons.

    1. Re:Active Military included? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if someone wants to get a bomb on a plane, they should just join the military? Good to know the system is secure!

    2. Re: Active Military included? by rworne · · Score: 1

      When I was in the military, my whole platoon walked on board carrying M16A2's for a cross-country flight.

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    3. Re:Active Military included? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it all active military or just those who have a security clearance? I am a civilian with a TS clearance and that got me pre-check for free with no paper work or interview (well nothing additional to all the stuff I did to get/keep the clearance)

    4. Re:Active Military included? by bitingduck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All active duty military and civilian employees of DOD. I.e. Anybody who has a CAC. The equivalent PIV-II badges from other agencies don't get you precheck.

    5. Re:Active Military included? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The equivalent PIV-II badges from other agencies don't get you precheck.

      which is fairly interesting and silly because OPM's background check is certainly far more rigorous than whatever the Precheck is doing.

    6. Re: Active Military included? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Sadly they probably still sent your carry on bag through the x-ray machine checking from banned items. I have heard that is common TSA stupidity from a number of current and former military members.

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    7. Re:Active Military included? by flink · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of contractors with clearances and CACs that do not qualify as a civilian DOD employee. You can check this by logging into MilConnect with your CAC. If the tab next to your personal information says CIV, there will be a checkbox to opt-in to PreCheck. If it says CTR (like mine), then you are out of luck.

      Also, not everyone with a clearance gets a CAC, you have to be able to justify it to the sponsor and some are more willing than others to approve them. Where I work roughly 50% of us are cleared, but only a small percentage hold CACs. There's probably a vast pool of people they could enroll just by going through the OPM database and assigning PreCheck numbers to anyone with an active clearance.

    8. Re:Active Military included? by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      Which is pretty funny as everyone else has done at least an SF-85 and minimal background check

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  12. Heh Heh by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    The Associated Press is reporting that TSA's PreCheck program is causing maddening long security lines at U.S. airports.

    That doesn't make any sense at all... Please refrain in the future from including the TSA & long lines in the same phrase, you crazy bastard.

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  13. Numbers by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    While we are at numbers: how many ready-to-strike terrorists the TSA caught?

    1. Re:Numbers by Time_Ngler · · Score: 5, Funny

      They've dissuaded *countless* terrorists. Countless, as in, we can't count them because we made them up and you have no proof they don't exist

    2. Re:Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More like the terrorists were dissuaded because they already won the airplane battle. Now they're moving on to different targets.

    3. Re:Numbers by houghi · · Score: 1

      I just hope that the terrorist do not think of other ways to cause harm to people on an airport.Like at the queue to get a boarding pass LIKE THEY DID IN BRUSSELS.
      You do not even need to buy a ticket.

      When I arrived at JFK from Belgium a few months ago, it took about 2 hours to get into the country. It all reminded me of the time I went to West-Berlin through the corridor (road through East Berlin. There were 3). Same look on their face while inspecting the papers of each and every individual, while trying not to show they were bored and feeling superior, because they knew they could screw your day or you for no reason.

      It is security theater and everybody know is. The thing is that most people (myself included) have no idea what really can be done about it. I could start writing politicians, but that is more about my ego and feeling good than it is about actually changing anything. And write to the wrong people and you get on 'the list';

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  14. It's the body scanners by Bamfarooni · · Score: 5, Informative

    I fly a lot, and routinely notice that the body scanners take about 5x as long as the metal detectors (and probably cause cancer). I regularly watch the TSA agents clear their backed-up lines by opening the metal detector for 30 seconds, sending 10 people through, and then closing it again (making the value of the scanner clearly questionable).

    1. Re:It's the body scanners by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      With Pre the only time I've had to go through a scanner is if I am randomly selected.

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    2. Re:It's the body scanners by elcor · · Score: 1

      The millimeter wave scanners don't cause cancer like backscatter XRAY do but damage the electric field that's over the skin.

    3. Re:It's the body scanners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Millimeter wave body scanners don't use ionizing radiation so they are just as likely to cause cancer as your cellphone or pocket rock. :-/

    4. Re:It's the body scanners by hawguy · · Score: 1

      I fly a lot, and routinely notice that the body scanners take about 5x as long as the metal detectors (and probably cause cancer). I regularly watch the TSA agents clear their backed-up lines by opening the metal detector for 30 seconds, sending 10 people through, and then closing it again (making the value of the scanner clearly questionable).

      If the scanners worked reliably (and there's evidence that they don't), there'd still be value in sending only 10% of people through the scanners.

      If a criminal were facing a 1 in 10 chance that his scheme to sneak contraband past security would be thwarted and he'd be arrested in the attempt, that would still be a good deterrent.

    5. Re:It's the body scanners by hawguy · · Score: 1

      The millimeter wave scanners don't cause cancer like backscatter XRAY do but damage the electric field that's over the skin.

      There's no evidence that the backscatter X-Ray machines are a cancer risk to passengers (they are probably more of a risk to TSA employees that are exposed long term).

      I've never even heard about this electric field disturbance, but I'll guess that there's no evidence for that either.

    6. Re:It's the body scanners by shawn2772 · · Score: 1

      I fly a lot, and routinely notice that the body scanners take about 5x as long as the metal detectors (and probably cause cancer). I regularly watch the TSA agents clear their backed-up lines by opening the metal detector for 30 seconds, sending 10 people through, and then closing it again (making the value of the scanner clearly questionable).

      Not just the scanners. The whole rigamarole of undressing and redressing (shoes, belts, jackets), plus taking laptops and baggies of liquid bottles out, and then putting them all back. Frequent travelers, of course, have all of this down to a science... but frequent travelers are over in the pre-check lane where it's not done, leaving the occasional travelers who have to figure out how to do it all bunched up smelling each others' feet.

      I guess their strategy now is to hope that very long security lines encourage more people to sign up for pre, to get into the short, quick line. I suppose it will work eventually.

    7. Re:It's the body scanners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think when you really look at the facts, it's hard to say the backscatter X-ray machines don't cause cancer, everything says they do (it is ionizing radiation, and nobody has found a healthy level, it's all bad and cancer causing). What you have instead of backscatter x-ray machines cause a statistically insignificant amount of cancer, which also means no study can claim to find conclusive evidence of this because the sun simply causes more cancer when they are on their flight and the studies can't isolate

    8. Re:It's the body scanners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because that is one of the perks of (IE: reason to get) PreCheck. It's like saying "In first class I get to sit in bigger seats."

    9. Re:It's the body scanners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they do deliver energy in a way that hasn't been studied for long term risk. At least we know what ionizing radiation does in low doses.

    10. Re:It's the body scanners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      p>If a criminal were facing a 1 in 10 chance that his scheme to sneak contraband past security would be thwarted and he'd be arrested in the attempt, that would still be a good deterrent.

      That just means dope cost goes up 10%. The criminal gets mules to go through security - 10% is caught and the rest deliver their goods. The criminal still makes a profit. There are still people that fall for Nigeria scams - having them fall for a "free vacation trip & let us bring your bags to/from the airport" is even easier.

    11. Re:It's the body scanners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Randomly". Every time I travel it seems I am "randomly" selected for it too.

  15. Dangerous Passengers?? by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Have they actually found any of those by now?

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    1. Re:Dangerous Passengers?? by Mitreya · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Oh yes, they have found many dangerous passengers.
      Attractive women are quite dangerous, it turns out.

      Prosthetic devices and the people who wear them are also quite dangerous.

    2. Re:Dangerous Passengers?? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      My experience indicates that it is also people who have nice film SLR cameras with additional lenses. God forbid you have a bulb cable, filters, or a large detachable flash.

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  16. KILL ALL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The airlines have the money, so TSA can KILL ALL who enter.

    Simple. Efficient. Clean.

    And TSA Zombies can rob the dead and eat the brains! That saves DHS from raising the minimum wage and requiring Obama Care on TSA Zombie employees!

    It's a WIN-WIN People!

    Ha ha

  17. fullest possible random checks are the best way by sittingnut · · Score: 1

    whole idea that every passenger can be checked enough to detect any item that can be used in terrorist attack is stupid, impracticable, and as this story shows unmanageable.

    if the aim is to deter terrorists from going through a check point, best solution is to subject random passengers ( and this has to be completely random, with all passengers having equal chance of being checked, with no possibility of knowing who will be checked) to fullest possible checks available. that way checks can be reduced in number to be manageable, checkers will be alert and multiple, and all the while there would continue to be doubt in terrorist's mind about his chances of passing through.

    1. Re:fullest possible random checks are the best way by hawguy · · Score: 1

      whole idea that every passenger can be checked enough to detect any item that can be used in terrorist attack is stupid, impracticable, and as this story shows unmanageable.

      if the aim is to deter terrorists from going through a check point, best solution is to subject random passengers ( and this has to be completely random, with all passengers having equal chance of being checked, with no possibility of knowing who will be checked) to fullest possible checks available. that way checks can be reduced in number to be manageable, checkers will be alert and multiple, and all the while there would continue to be doubt in terrorist's mind about his chances of passing through.

      There are miles of lightly secured perimeters around airports, tons of materials and hundreds of vehicles drive into the secure area every day. There's no amount of passenger screening that will stop a terrorist from getting contraband on an airplane.

    2. Re:fullest possible random checks are the best way by sittingnut · · Score: 1

      as i said, "if the aim is to deter terrorists from going through a check point,..."

      i agree that its impossible to completely prevent terrorists (as you say)"from getting contraband on an airplane". but that does not mean we should not deter them going through a check point, by using random full checks as described.

    3. Re:fullest possible random checks are the best way by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Two air-martials sitting with their backs against the cockpit door while looking down the aisle of the plane. That's all that's needed in addition to just going back to metal detectors; though I can be convinced to do away with those too however.

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  18. not even the slighest bit safer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No point in bombing the airplanes anymore, just bomb the TSA checkpoint.

    1. Re: not even the slighest bit safer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Terrorists finally figured it out with their hit in Brussels.

    2. Re: not even the slighest bit safer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The attack was at the ticket counter, not the checkpoint.

  19. Taking off shoes by Atmchicago · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, their policy of making people take off their shoes is causing long lines.

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    1. Re:Taking off shoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They always seem to get annoyed that I don't know if this particular airport requires I take my shoes off or leave them on, if I put my bag directly on the belt or put it in a bin and then on the belt, if I have to take my tablet out of my bag or leave it in, whether I keep my belt and watch on or not. I swear I flew through this same airport three months ago and the rules were completely different.

    2. Re:Taking off shoes by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Wtf, is this still a thing?

      I've heard of it. Never seen it in all my years (never travelled to the USA either), but I've heard of it. I thought it was a hoax or a temporary measure in response to a terrorist attack.

    3. Re:Taking off shoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither have I. You have to take of any shoe that trips the metal detectors - but my shoes doesn't so I keep them on. Some women's shoes has metal in the high heel. Some men's shoes have metal in the sole for sturdiness.

      Get soft shoes for flights and you won't need to take them off. Get a plastic belt buckle, and you won't need to take your belt off either. Avoid keys & coins and you won't even have to empty your pockets into a stupid basket. A wallet with only credit cards won't register as metal. Keep the jacket in the luggage and you go through really fast. Impress & inspire others . . .

    4. Re:Taking off shoes by mjwx · · Score: 2

      No, their policy of making people take off their shoes is causing long lines.

      Belts and jackets too.

      I generally like to wear nice clothes when flying, I'm part of the old school who remembers when flying was expensive so people dressed up for it. However when flying domestically in the US I've resorted to T-shirts and shorts because if that belt comes off, so do my trousers.

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    5. Re:Taking off shoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just show up in a jock strap. Can't hide anything that way.

    6. Re:Taking off shoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but no - it's not. If you fly regularly, then you'll notice that people who didn't bother to loosen their shoes ahead of the actual checkpoint etc. will simply find people taking their place in line. Ain't nobody got time for that.
      Even if you didn't have to take anything off and didn't have to put anything in bins, you'll be limited by the security agents (and devices) who/which set the pace long before any of the hassle. Doesn't help when you arrive at the checkpoint area, notice 7 lanes, but only 4 are open.

    7. Re:Taking off shoes by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      They always seem to get annoyed that I don't know if this particular airport requires I take my shoes off or leave them on, if I put my bag directly on the belt or put it in a bin and then on the belt, if I have to take my tablet out of my bag or leave it in, whether I keep my belt and watch on or not. I swear I flew through this same airport three months ago and the rules were completely different.

      For me, it's a no-win situation. If I leave my shoes on, they think I'm a terrorist. If I take them off, they're sure I'm a terrorist!

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  20. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I arrived at the airport over an hour and a half early, and you still blame me?

  21. Coimplete BS. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    Yes, whatever. I fly 6 times a konth from end to end. I have "pre-check", and scoot right through. Normal lines seem normal. I walk to the front, keep my belt and shoes on, and head directly for the the food court where I have sushi and beer, and then pre-board. If you hoi polloi want to ignore simple rules of flying without issues, more power to you. Me? I like to be educated on how to fly, and end up with no issues.

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    1. Re: Coimplete BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let's just say for a moment that everyone coughs up the $100 and registers for PreCheck -- what would be the outcome of that?

      Either it will be painfully obvious that TSA security checks are no better than security theatre (since everyone just walls through, as you say, with no meaningful scan). Or the TSA creates a PrePreCheck that costs $1,000 so the elites can still skip the long ass PreCheck line. Let's say everyone registers for PrePreCheck, what to do now?

      Create a PrePrePreCheck pass that costs $10,000 so you can skip the PrePreCheck line.

    2. Re:Coimplete BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pre-board... a term for fat people or other miscellaneous derelicts of society they let on first, when in fact they should just be put into cargo.

      I digress.

      I do agree that pre-check moves fast, generally speaking. Depends on your luck and what dumbasses they "upgrade" to precheck. Lines in regular lanes depend on the airport and time of day. Morning... expect a long, long wait in regular lines. The problem is, pre-check tends to be backing up now. This is largely because they seem to be shuttling senior citizen first time fliers into the pre-check line. They don't have a clue what to do, and the few that have been through the usual crap start unpacking their bag, taking off shoes, taking off coats, and just generally doing all of the stuff that holds up the regular lines. It's painful to watch. Seriously, they need to come up with a pre-pre-check, which is EXCLUSIVELY for people who HAVE A FUCKING CLUE how to get through security with minimal hassle AND actually have to be somewhere on time.

      There are also the people who STILL, in this day and age, are under the distinct impression that the TSA rules and federal law apply to everyone else in the world, except them. You know... the people who try to cart 4000 metric tons of iron ore through the metal detector, refuse to take shoes off and argue about it, have 8 gun-shaped devices in their pocket when entering the mm wave scanner... etc. Those ones who go "Oh, ME?" and have this dumb look, and insist they didn't see the 62 signs that they passed in the security line. I had some asshole in front of me once who had more piercings than the dude on Hellraiser, and with 2 dozen metal chains hanging off his pants. Needless to see this guy set off the metal detector repeatedly, laughing louder every time they sent him back through. After like 8 attempts, they escorted him off to the back room. Hopefully they shoved something large in his ass. People like that are still the problem today.

    3. Re:Coimplete BS. by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      Did you intend to respond to someone and fail to, just like you somehow failed to spell "month"? Because otherwise, your comment is both useless and partially incoherent. The story's about the continuing incompetence and uselessness of the TSA, not about how you successfully "got yours".

      I personally wouldn't join PreCheck or Global Entry even if it DID make sense for me to do so. The abuse of power at Customs and the destructive uselessness of the TSA's entire existence is such that I would not want to help them in any way.

      I opt out every time. Partially because I don't know the machines are safe, but I do know they're worthless pieces of shit, and partially just to obstruct their efficiency ever so slightly, make their chosen course of action ever so slightly more difficult to pursue.

      The goal of PreCheck and Global Entry is to create a privileged class of people who will be insulated from the effects of whatever abuses and indignities the TSA and Customs choose to inflict upon the unprivileged class, so that a political majority in favor of continuing said abuses and indignities can more easily be maintained. You know this, or should have known this, and rolled over on your countrymen for a smidgen of convenience, not worth even 30 pieces of silver. Why are you bragging about that?

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    4. Re:Coimplete BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is someone unfamiliar with pre-check who only flies once a year a dumbass? If you're going to yank people out of the normal line with all the stupid ass videos and have no fucking signs to say what's different or even to explain, oh by the way you're going through a pre-check line why the hell would it be their fault for not knowing you over privileged twat.

    5. Re:Coimplete BS. by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Additional goals of precheck are:

      • Provide a reason to divert blame for delays onto the passenger - you should have joined precheck
      • Justify decreasing staff and thus lengthening the "normal" delays
      • Gradually get people used to the idea of paying an airport security fee that will build each year

      There is no reason to believe that the prechecked people are more trustworthy, I dare say the 9/11 attackers would have been precheck eligible if the program had been in place and the TSA trust clearly extended to the flight attendant with all the drugs recently and the airport staff running guns. The TSA are poor judges of who to trust

      If they were truly intent on reducing delays they could open more lines and quit with that worthless scanner, or at least arrange the lines so that they fanned out through the available agents better, they could stop acting surprised when people show up for flights that they booked weeks in advance.

      If they really wanted to make people safer they could do something to avoid creating huge masses of targets in one place (eg, they could put 6' high glass walls up to screen rows of passengers).

      Maybe it's time they admitted that they are not looking for guns and explosives anyway (what else could explain how poor they are at it). They're looking for drugs and exercising their right to exercise power with no accountability whatsoever

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    6. Re:Coimplete BS. by jopsen · · Score: 1

      And still it's only open to citizens...

    7. Re: Coimplete BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They walk through a metal detector. That's a meaningful scan.

      Their bags go through an X-ray. That's a meaningful scan.

  22. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably because they let all these "PreCheck" assholes skip you in line. The entire thing is a farse.

  23. The TSA is a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is nothing but theater - i.e. something to give people a (false) sense of security. And also to fill the pockets of whoever is supplying the equipment and training. But, the worst thing of all is that it is a complete victory for the terrorists - they indeed got us to be permanently afraid.

  24. for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 citizen by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although I travel often I am against the pre-check because it seems like a scam to have to pay $85 to be treated like a citizen again.

  25. Eliminate the fucking tsa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Things will go a lot faster. I'd rather take my chances than rely on the unreliables.

  26. The head of the TSA are *ALL* former military by elcor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is very wrong on so many levels. I met a former TSA and she explained how working there is hell made by those at the helm. They are all former Military with military training and mentality, enforcing military discipline onto the TSA workers and onto us, the citizen. She also mentioned that TSA workers send a lot of feedback to their superior but are met with either disciplinary measure or contempt.

    1. Re:The head of the TSA are *ALL* former military by mishehu · · Score: 1

      They don't have that much of a military mentality. Compare the TSA to Ben Gurion Airport security or El Al security...

    2. Re:The head of the TSA are *ALL* former military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, that's not it.

      See, the OP was talking about those in charge - They're all ex-military officers, but the grunts ARE NOT. The bosses keep expecting it to be run like the military, but these are civilians who go home every night, never went through the colossal brainwashing that is basic training, and do indeed keep most of their civil rights (not all - just try unionizing the TSA, or speaking out against it while employed therein).

      Treating an employed civilian like an enlistee is going to rub a lot of them very much the wrong way.

      AC

    3. Re:The head of the TSA are *ALL* former military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true throughout the government.

      Due to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan there are 1000s of veterans. Veterans get a 15-point preference for civil service hiring. Ergo, federal civilian agencies are increasingly composed of former military members.

    4. Re:The head of the TSA are *ALL* former military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Compare the TSA to Ben Gurion Airport security

      You're confusing mentality with process. Perhaps he should have said a by-the-numbers mentality. Besides, a military process would have a debrief mechanism which encouraged feedback and Quality Improvement; where QI is a process TSA superiors might delegate to the circular file.

  27. Re:Tell me, why do you want single-payer health ca by phantomfive · · Score: 0

    tbh, it couldn't be worse than what we have now (and by 'now' I mean both pre and post Obamacare)

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  28. Usually longer for me. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I've traveled internationally multiple and the customs lines were never more than a few minutes coming back. Did you have a different experience?

    An hour and a half coming back through Minneapolis, an hour or two mostly coming back through Chicago, LA and Denver in prior years. Every now and then is was perhaps 15 minutes but I think only once was it ever less than that - and part of that is determined by how fast you are able to sprint past everyone else getting off the plane ahead of you.

    Since getting global entry I've usually skipped over lines that looked like at least a half hour, probably more...

    A friend of mine just recently came in through Chicago, and it took her over two hours to get through customs - nearly missing her connecting flight.

    Even if the customs lines were NOT bad, Global Entry is still worthwhile because you don't have to do the short but pointless interview - you just answer a few entry questions on-screen (like are you bringing in lots of goods or have you been around livestock), scan your passport and then you just collect luggage and leave. It's guaranteed to at least save you some time, but it's just as valuable for not having to deal with a conversation when groggy off a plane.

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    1. Re:Usually longer for me. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      I can't speak for the other airports in your list having never flown through them but MSP is one giant cluster fuck of an airport. Why they went from 6 security check points down to 2 is beyond me. The TSA claims that they have the same number of security lanes open just fewer check points. I can only assume that this is to make us less secure as instead of having 6 spread out checkpoints with fewer people in each they have 2 with a giant pile of waiting targets, I mean people, in them. For a long while there they had TSA agents who would walk around outside the security line explaining that if you wanted to get through the line faster you should put your liquids less than 3 oz in a ziplock bag of if larger pitch them in the trash. Being the smart ass I am I responded that if they really wanted to get us through the line faster they would instead go and open that other lane that was closed.

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    2. Re:Usually longer for me. by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      As a side bonus your comment prompted them to give you a free prostate exam as well as a regular TSA screening, right? Who needs to go to the doctor's office to have the procedure done?

    3. Re:Usually longer for me. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Actually no. It appears that you can still point out the emperor has no cloths in this country, or at least you could when they first started that rule.

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  29. O.F.F.S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The maddening long lines have existed since the TSA began. What sort of PR is this that Pre-Check is the problem?

    1. Re: O.F.F.S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is a simple concept that everyone should've learned in elementary school. If you let people skip to the front of the line, then the people who aren't skipping are in the line a hell of a lot longer.

      Nobody should be able to pay the TSA, register for a United Airlines credit card, or any of the other farses that let them skip to the front. Everybody, including congressmen, senators, TSA personnel, flight staff, families, disabled people, and normal passengers should all be treated exactly the same when it comes to a security checkpoint line.

      Let everyone suffer, equally, if you want this situation to be meaningfully improved.

    2. Re: O.F.F.S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It is a simple concept that everyone should've learned in elementary school. If you let people skip to the front of the line, then the people who aren't skipping are in the line a hell of a lot longer.

      Except the PreCheck passengers don't "skip to the front of the line." They are in a separate, dedicated line for expedited screening.

    3. Re: O.F.F.S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is skipping to the front of the line. The "dedicated" lane should be used for non-PreCheck passengers to reduce the time wasted in line for everybody.

      This is no different than when we argue for net-neutrality.

  30. That is a good trick by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    However, someone told me there was often no waiting at the office. I went down with a book to read, expecting to wait and, sure enough, there was no waiting.

    I don't think that always works, but I also went down without an interview - I think I had to wait 20 minutes, but it was still better because I went at a time that was really convenient for me rather than worrying about making a specific appointment. The interviews are very short too so there are often gaps between them doing an interview and the next person showing up it seems.

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    1. Re: That is a good trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Next genius TSA idea: just sign people up for PreCheck while they are waiting in the non-PreCheck line.

      Watch incredulously as people pay more and more to play leap frog in these tiered lines.

    2. Re: That is a good trick by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      So far the TSA lines have never had that long of a wait - the main problem these days is the PreCheck lines are not always open, or sometimes they have them only at certain checkpoints.

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    3. Re: That is a good trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So far the TSA lines have never had that long of a wait

      I almost missed a flight once, because after grabbing my boarding pass I stepped outside for a smoke. I was 2 hours early for my flight, there was no line at the security checkpoint. Came back inside 5 minutes later, and there were literally 200 Chinese tourists who had all arrived at the exact same time as part of some kind of Tour Group. And only 3 TSA agents on duty to get us all through security.

      the main problem these days is the PreCheck lines are not always open

      If the PreCheck line is not open, or not available at a checkpoint, they are supposed to move people with PreCheck to the front of the regular line.

  31. In New England there's only Logan for Global Entry by LamaBrew · · Score: 1

    Having recently gotten Global Entry (and TSA Pre) I was surprised that the only one airport can do the interviews - Logan. I started the paperwork in October and the first available interview slot was in late February. So for 6+ million people or so where Logan is the nearest airport that performs the interviews, guess how many people the TSA actually had working when I went in? Two...(I will say given their crushing workload and probably mostly irate customers over the long delays they were actually very nice people and pretty efficient).

    For me it was only a 45 minute drive, but for a lot of people Logan would be over a 4 hour drive (one way, and 2x that if they lived way up). Seems to me if they want people to sign up then every airport should be able to do this? Though probably the number of people that would want Global Entry is small relative to TSAPre, but it's another reason to think twice about bothering to go through with it.

  32. Pre-check is not an option for everyone by ukoda · · Score: 1

    I think pre-check is only available to US citizens. I have APEC that gets me through immigration and customs quicker but not the TSA checks. USA is by far the worst country I have to travel thru and LAX is the worst in the world, no contest. I hate the TSA checks there, so damn slow!

    I did have a really pleasant TSA experience leaving North Carolina recently. They allowed travelers to leave shoes and belts on, laptop and toiletries in bags. The end result was an experience on par or better than what I normally have outside the USA. Not sure if it was a one off thing but there was short queues and happy travelers.

    1. Re:Pre-check is not an option for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if they were US citizens, but I saw some native Chinese people with pre-check. I'm Brazilian and was with a Chinese friend at the moment. Me and the American guy had to make a racist comment about Chinese not taking lines. They heard and the woman, really politely explained they had pre-check, and showed the ticket. The accent was definitely of a native Chinese.

    2. Re:Pre-check is not an option for everyone by undefinedreference · · Score: 1

      US security used to be like this. It was a little shocking that it was very similar to the old way the last time I was in Europe...

  33. Article Misleading - Problem Isnt PreCheck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As is usually un-needed on Slashdot, I read the article. This summary and article are both misleading. It's not Pre-Check that's the problem. It's that TSA cut staff in expectation of lightening workload (thanks to Pre-Check) that's the problem.

    If TSA had done The Right Thing (tm) and waiting until the numbers actually bore themselves out before letting go of all of that staff then they wouldn't be in this mess.

  34. Re:for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 citi by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 2
    Spot on, its a total scam when you think about it.

    seems like a scam to have to pay $85 to be treated like a citizen again.

    Citizens don't get fingerprinted, interviewed and have to have a background check to fly.

  35. Precheck lanes always need to be open by ender8282 · · Score: 1

    It doesn't help that the TSA check points aren't always sufficiently staffed to run the Precheck lane(s). My home town airport often has the precheck lane closed. As a booby prize I get a car which lets me keep my shoes on, but I still have to take out my laptop and liquids. If they are serious about getting people to enroll in the program (which I did) than they damn well need to make sure that we can make use of it. How can they hope to convince people to pay the fees to enroll in precheck if they might not even get to make use of the program.

  36. Re:for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 citi by JBMcB · · Score: 1

    Even worse when you think about it this way:

    You pay $85 and go through a bunch of rigamarole so the TSA can save money by cutting back on screeners?

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  37. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    when the guidelines globally are 2 hours then yeah...

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  38. Re:for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 citi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree, so I got US Global Entry, which is $100, but is through customs, and it gives you pre-check with it. I rationalized myself that it was OK giving $100 to customs because at least they serve a legitimate and important purpose.

  39. Hard to qualify by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

    Even a misdemeanor "Disturbing the Peace", the lowest you can get, will block you from being approved for the TSA's PreCheck program.

    This, even though you might still hold valid a US SECRET or TOP SECRET security clearance.

  40. Catch 22 by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    So we started a special lane, where people would be thoroughly examined, so they could go through screening faster.
    Anticipating efficiencies, fire 10% of the screeners.
    Resulting in extra congestion.
    To relieve the congestion, put random *UNSCREENED* people in the pre-check lane.

    Seriously, Joseph Heller couldn't have written it better.

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    1. Re:Catch 22 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more like:

      Start a special lane.

      Not enough people sign up for the special lane.

      Implement a "Managed Inclusion" policy, and direct passengers, who did not sign up for the program, into the special lane.

  41. Absence of evidence by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

    There's no evidence that the backscatter X-Ray machines are a cancer risk to passengers (they are probably more of a risk to TSA employees that are exposed long term).

    And that is because the X-ray scanners did not go through FDA testing for safety, and also because we are relying on the manufacturer's measurements of the delivered dosage.

    And relying on the manufacturer's estimate that the screeners will engage the system once, and not several times (as for example, when a really hot looking redhead goes through).

    If you extrapolate the X-ray-to-cancer curve dosage to the amount the scanners are reported to deliver, and multiply that by the number of passengers per year (about 3/4 of a billion, more or less), it comes out to about 10 extra cases of cancer per year *caused* by the airport scanning.

    (And this doesn't account for the number of people who die because they drive long distances rather than have their teenage daughter scanned or groped in public.)

    You are confusing absence of evidence with evidence of absence.

    1. Re:Absence of evidence by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      There was also some speculation (I don't know how well-informed) that the biological effects of radiation might be different for the backscatter machines. All in all, I'm just as happy that we're no longer hitting innocent people with ionizing radiation from machines that have not been certified safe at regular intervals.

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  42. Re:In New England there's only Logan for Global En by Bangback · · Score: 1

    Actually there's another location in an office park in Warwick, Rhode Island (RI DHS office). I only had a 4.5 month wait for my GE interview (a year ago, its not getting any better). They clearly haven't done the math -- if the wait was shorter, I'd suggest my wife and friends do it. As it is, I'd only suggest it for true road warriors.

    If they want people to do it, make it so you can arrive an hour early for your next flight and sign up at the airport -- not wait 5 months.

    If you're going to do it, might as well do GE. I don't know that many road warriors who don't do at least an occasional international flight. And you can easily wait 75 minutes at Logan for customs/immigration if you're sitting in the back of the 2nd 747 to land in a row.

  43. I won't sign up for Pre Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Last thing I want is for the government to have additional data on me, such as my fingerprints. The more data the government has about me, the more likely they'll get a false positive because of an error on their part.

    Background
    I grew up in New Jersey but left in 1998 to take a job in Utah. About a year after I left New Jersey, a college campus security guard wrote the wrong license plate number on a parking ticket, listing the license plate number for my old vehicle. By that time mail was no longer being forwarded to my new address so I received no notification that there was any issue. Almost 10 years later I moved from Utah to Colorado only to find out that my license had be previously suspended in New Jersey due to this bogus parking ticket. I spent months trying to resolve the issue.

  44. TSA PRE is my new social security. by Snufu · · Score: 1

    Don't you dare touch it!

  45. Hey submitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you misspelled 'poor provisioning and inappropriate staff & cost cutting measures causing longer security lines'.

    Business heads seem to have never learned this generation that in order to perform tasks you need a certain number of hands, or at least an appropriate analog specialized for the task at hand. You can fire everyone and wonder why no work gets done, but your customers will probably be able to tell you (except by that point, who listens to *customers*? that's what focus groups are for...)

  46. Re:for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 citi by shawn2772 · · Score: 1

    Although I travel often I am against the pre-check because it seems like a scam to have to pay $85 to be treated like a citizen again.

    Sure it is. But take an estimate of the value of your time and multiply it by the amount of time you spend waiting in line. If you travel very much, it's a scam that's well worth what it costs. Though I agree with the many who've recommended doing Global Entry instead. It's what I did.

  47. Did they do any market research? by undefinedreference · · Score: 1

    10+ years ago, when I made about what I do now and had 1.5x the vacation, plus a 4-day work week, and ticket prices were 1/4-1/2 the current prices, I flew very regularly. It might have been worth it back then, but with the 1-2 flights I make a year now, it's just not worth it.

    Then again, I'd happily pay for Global Entry if it meant I could avoid all security theater and customs PLUS ended my paying any more outrageous TSA fees.

    I guess my point is that it's way too expensive. At $40, I'd do Pre Check without hesitation. At $80 as an addition to my passport renewal (with the same period of validity), Global Entry would be an obvious choice. At no more than one international flight every couple years, with most to adjacent countries with really smooth customs processes, it just isn't worth $200 for 10 years for GE or $170 for 10 years with PC. They're simply not cheap enough and don't have enough benefits for a very casual irregular traveler.

    1. Re:Did they do any market research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us business travels welcome the barrier to entry. Please keep the peons in the long lines.

  48. One easy fix to get more people signed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could add a few million more people to TSA PreCheck by adding people that hold U.S. security clearances. It baffles the mind that they haven't already done this, as the background checks for DoD Top Secret and DOE Q clearances are much more thorough than the TSA background check.

    1. Re: One easy fix to get more people signed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The supposed point of the TSA checkpoint is PHYSICAL security. Just the existence of the PreCheck program proves that the entire TSA is just security theatre (because people can skip the physical security checks because they are government employees, or private citizens who pay extra for the privilege).

      Let's just call it what it is: the TSA is just security theatre and a massive government jobs program, at best.

      There is no "fixing this", outside of abolishing the TSA completely, or eliminating the PreCheck and similar programs (especially for government employees, so they can suffer like private citizens).

  49. Global Entry and TSA PreCheck = Soft-Corruption by JakFrost · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These systems that require payment for favorable treatment and faster pass-through security checkpoints are akin to soft-corruption since they cost money to attain such elevated status. Their value is questionable and the procedure and process to pass-through is a bureaucratic joke without elevating security in any way. My in-person interview was getting a glace by a TSA employee and being asked my name. (Speaking as a Global Entry and TSA PreCheck holder.)

    1. Re:Global Entry and TSA PreCheck = Soft-Corruption by jopsen · · Score: 1

      Spot on... It's so wrong in so many ways..

    2. Re:Global Entry and TSA PreCheck = Soft-Corruption by Cutriss · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's an interesting data point. My interview(s!) were actually much more detailed and involved. I think I spent about 20 minutes with the agent in Canada, not to mention around 40 minutes combined with both US and Canadian border personnel doing a more cursory interview and an explanation about how the system worked from a functional standpoint (IE - How to use Nexus when I cross in a boat, with multiple travelers, etc). The main interview in Canada was largely focused on making sure I wasn't violating business visa limitations but I'm sure a 10+ minute interview is probably enough to also identify the presence of someone being disingenuous about the purpose of the program enrollment.

      Might be the difference between strictly Global Entry and NEXUS (which includes Global Entry by default).

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  50. What happened to the experienced traveler lanes? by undefinedreference · · Score: 1

    I remember a while back that they had a pilot program that I encountered a few times where experienced travelers with some specific rules could go into a special lane. I met whatever the requirements were and that was always like 2 minutes, tops, because I had everything prepared and everyone else in that lane was completely prepared, so there was never a delay in that line.

    I really miss that... It was nothing like standing in an hour-long lines with a bunch of mouth-breathers that rarely fly and can't follow simple directions.

  51. Re:Tell me, why do you want single-payer health ca by houstonbofh · · Score: 1, Funny

    tbh, it couldn't be worse than what we have now (and by 'now' I mean both pre and post Obamacare)

    Oh yes it can! You see, I have traveled, and I have seen much worse!

  52. Turn a cost into a profit center by aberglas · · Score: 1

    This is the very clever beginning of a grand scheme.

    In time they can make the prescreening passes essentially mandatory for anyone that flies. They could charge $500 per year. If you don't have one then you are suspect and need to go through a mandatory two hour procedure involving search of body cavities. The whole TSA could become a profit centre for the government.

  53. Source the problem by s.petry · · Score: 0

    Health insurance was not a problem until the Government got involved (a reoccurring theme). I grew up in the 70s and got to see the collapse and corruption of just about everything thanks to Government "help". Pre Obamacare is 25 years of regulated monopolization and wealth redistribution which resulted in the collapse of thousands and thousands of free hospitals and clinics. Attorneys, Bureaucrats, and their executive buddies got rich and everyone else got screwed.

    Too long of a discussion here, but go read some Milton Friedman for starters.

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    1. Re:Source the problem by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm going to suggest that healthcare was not a problem until recently because it wasn't very expensive. Not long ago, you didn't have to worry about hip replacements because they didn't exist. You didn't have to worry about expensive treatments for cancer, because you just died. Even surgery was rather primitive in the 50s. Healthcare wasn't very expensive, but as treatments have gotten better, care costs have increased.

      Why it matters: if healthcare cost $100 a year for everyone, it wouldn't be a huge issue. Privately, you could pay for it, or publicly you could pay for it. If it were a government thing, then there would probably be some corruption, but not a big deal. But now as it's costing up around $12k a person, the cost becomes a major issue. Even in the last 15 years treatments have improved quite a bit, but also gotten more expensive.

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    2. Re:Source the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Utter bullshit. As techniques have improved, costs have been driven down in every country except for the USA. Costs drop, things get cheaper, medical care gets cheaper. The problem in the USA is that there is no regulation on what doctors/hospitals can and can't charge. What is the real cost for staying overnight in a hospital after having a broken bone set and getting a cast? Is it really north of $10k?

    3. Re:Source the problem by phantomfive · · Score: 1, Informative
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    4. Re: Source the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Healthcare was not a problem until Ronald Reagan and his buddies allowed for-profit hospitals, HMOs, insurance, and such. Before then, such institutions were not for profit entities. The healthcare 'crisis' is the direct result of introducing the profit motive to an industry where saying 'no, I don't want to buy that because it costs too much' (the usual check on price gouging) isn't possible or practical in huge numbers of cases.

      This is in fact the government's fault but not how you think. The problem is a lack of the simplest kind of regulation--keeping profiteers out of what used to be a reasonably priced service industry. Healthcare is a function utterly unsuited to unregulated capitalism and we're seeing the intentional results writ large.

    5. Re: Source the problem by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The problem is a lack of the simplest kind of regulation--keeping profiteers out of what used to be a reasonably priced service industry.

      That doesn't sound like a simple kind of regulation to me.

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    6. Re:Source the problem by wonkavader · · Score: 4, Informative

      Let's get a similar image which includes the US, shall we?

      http://fm.cnbc.com/application...

    7. Re:Source the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And funny enough the problem in EU is that healthcare has been taken out of the hands of the Government and put in the grubby greedy paws of the 'Free Market'... (a.k.a. privatization).

    8. Re:Source the problem by s.petry · · Score: 2

      I'm going to suggest that healthcare was not a problem until recently because it wasn't very expensive.

      Partially true, sure. Medical practice was also quite different. As was the amount of Government requirements for all of the above.

      You didn't have to worry about expensive treatments for cancer, because you just died.

      You are making two very frightening implications. First, the only reason Medical treatment has improved is because "Government", which is verifiably false. You are further implying that Government made the system economically viable for all people to participate and all people to receive the same care. Which is also verifiably false./p

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    9. Re:Source the problem by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      First, the only reason Medical treatment has improved is because "Government"

      No no, that was definitely not my meaning. Uh, government funding has probably helped some, but a lot of things have changed.

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    10. Re:Source the problem by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I like your use of data.

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    11. Re:Source the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it costs ~$120 for a simple office visit, AND you have insurance, something is seriously wrong.

    12. Re:Source the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this account for inflation?

    13. Re:Source the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem in the USA is that there is no regulation on what doctors/hospitals can and can't charge.

      I'd argue that the problem is that prices aren't available up-front. You know how when you go to a mechanic and just say "fix my car" and end up with a $2,000 bill, but if you go to a few and ask for an estimate then you get your car fixed for $200? Same thing with health care, except that there's the additional problem in that, when you have to visit the emergency room, you don't have time to shop around for estimates even if you wanted to. So the hospital has no incentive to look for ways to reduce cost. Indeed, the only reason costs don't rise further is because there are limits to what insurance companies will pay, and the insurance companies forbid the hospitals from billing the patient for more than their insurance plan allows.

      Just the other day my recently retired mother obtained an antibiotic from a Walmart pharmacy for $54. Thinking it must be some recent antibiotic the doctor chose specifically because it's more potent than generics, I looked it up on Wikipedia, only to find it was invented in the 50s and thus has no patents and is a generic medication, and a very common one at that. So I looked around for a web site to compare pharmacy prices and found one which lists prices for every pharmacy in the area and also offers "coupons" for discounts, which if we'd thought to do this before she paid for the medication would have allowed her to receive it for only $15. As it turns out, the "coupons" list an insurance plan number, and apparently this works because the pharmacies have a deal with this web site so that they get referrals. In other words, Walmart feels it makes enough money selling that medication for $15, and it only charged $54 because it knows that we didn't bother to shop around for a lower price.

    14. Re:Source the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason for that is regulation. Obviously, when governments are running the hospitals, there's red tape and regulation, but only up to the point that it serves the government's ends and the people don't revolt over the cost of healthcare (as reflected in their taxes). This results in average pricing and average care.

      When you have a user pays system, there's two directions it can go: Towards complete freedom, which means you have doctors in back alleys *and* doctors in gilded hospitals. That option is mostly untested but clearly would result in very cheap prices (and high danger) at the very low end, and very expensive prices (and a little danger as possible) at the high end. Or it can go where the US went, which is to have very heavy regulation resulting in very expensive prices and mediocre (not gilded, not gutter level) health care where the danger and quality are slightly below what you can get in the countries with the government running the hospitals.

      So what is the solution? Depends on who you ask. Socialists want everyone to have the same level of care, and average seems to be satisfactory for them. Libertarians/AnCap/extremists/randroids/whatever-insult-is-popular want the full range of options where the dirt poor can get back alley surgery that is risky and the extremely rich can spend their fortune on healthcare that makes average look like a joke.

      What you should stop asking for is more of what the US has right now for healthcare, because it's a shitty deal. I don't care if you go all out socialist or libertarian on the idea (well, honestly, I'd prefer the latter, but whatever happens is better than it is right now, to be honest). Just choose one and stop wasting everyone's hard earned cash!

    15. Re:Source the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spending != costs.

      If a bottle of wine costs $20, and I buy one a week, then I'm spending $20 a week on wine. Simples.

      If the price goes down to $15, and in response I start buying 2 a week, then I'm spending $30 a week on wine. But the cost has gone down.

      Same with healthcare. Spending has gone up because we're doing more of it. Costs are an entirely different set of numbers.

  54. So I pay money to have them reduce staff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So the membership fee I pay to get TSA PreCheck is just there so TSA can save money and reduce staff? The more money they make from PreCheck the more cutbacks they perform? Where does the money go???

  55. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Local media has been covering the two+ hour TSA delays for months. How could you possibly not know about it?

  56. must be citizen by jopsen · · Score: 1

    Many of the people flying in and out of the US aren't citizens... I'm not, and they already have my fingerprints (taken every time I enter)...Open it to schengen member nations, lower fees and drop in-person interview. That would make sense...

  57. Somewhere in Hell... by hyades1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...Osama is laughing his ass off.

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    1. Re:Somewhere in Hell... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      ...Osama is laughing his ass off.

      Actually, it's apparently a guy named Khalid the Droll. As humorist Calvin Trillin predicted the Underwear Bomber in 2006:

      I'm convinced that the whole shoe-bomber business was a prank. What got me onto this theory was reading that the shoe bomber, a Muslim convert named Richard Reid, had been described by someone who knew him well in England as "very, very impressionable." I had already decided that the man was a complete bozo. He made such a goofy production of trying to light the fuses hanging off his shoe that he practically asked the flight attendant if she had a match. The way I figure it, the one terrorist in England with a sense of humor, a man known as Khalid the Droll, had said to the cell, "I bet I can get them all to take off their shoes in airports." So this prankster set up poor impressionable Reid and won his bet. Now Khalid is back there cackling at the thought of all those Americans exposing the holes in their socks on cold airport floors. If someone is arrested one of these days and is immediately, because of his M.O., referred to in the press as the underwear bomber, you'll know I was onto something.

      Trillin did indeed say this, and you can find clips of TV interviews from 2006.

      His theory makes as much sense as anyone else's:

      after the shoe-bombing scheme worked to perfection, Khalid the Droll announced to his cell, "When they've had a few years of taking off their shoes, I bet I can make them expose their private parts to full-body scanners." Not once has one of these after-the-fact analyzers considered the possibility that... Khalid the Droll is engaged in an elaborate scheme to embarrass us to death.

    2. Re:Somewhere in Hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your hell is as real as his 70 virgins

    3. Re:Somewhere in Hell... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! Thanks for that. :-)

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    4. Re:Somewhere in Hell... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      I'm an atheist. Referring to hell like that is colloquial.

      Do you also spend time telling people that sharks don't really have lasers on their heads?

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    5. Re:Somewhere in Hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those colloquialisms are validating someone else's incredibly dangerous delusion. You might as well colloquially refer to abortion as murder.

  58. Re:Turn a cost into a profit center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mandatory two hour procedure involving search of body cavities

    Excellent. My taxes are paying for me to be molested, and they damned well better do a thorough job of it. None of this slapdash scanny nonsense followed by a quick grope.

  59. TSA = amateur hour^h^h^h^hdecade by xeno · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I fly a lot. Not as much as the tech sales guys I work with, but enough to get Alaska's MVP75K top-level status in just the last half of last year. A few years back I had top-tier status on United and Alaska in the same year. So I have one of those nice little cards that lets me go thru the "premier/first class" lines at every airport. AND STILL the process sucks, and remains a constant source of despair for the state of business, security, and the country.

    To wit:
    1. Orwellian PRE bureaucracy: I cannot get a PRE approval, because my state ID (DL) doesn't list my middle initial, while my passport does. I would have to produce a certified copy of my birth certificate to correct the state ID, and my original birth certificate has a one-letter misspelling of one of my parents' names. It is a clusterfuck. And why the hell should I have to pay a private company for what amounts to a national ID card anyway?

    2. The nakey microwave: The goddamn "millimeter wave" (high frequency microwave) xray machines are STILL NOT TESTED OR CERTIFIED as medically safe for xray exposure, only that they're safe from a heat damage perspective. It would be a federal crime to use one in a hospital, because there have been "no human tests or studies to prove scanner safety." And yet the TSA video playing at top volume above the line makes baseless claims that it's perfectly safe...

    3. False positives: Even when I resign myself to go through the untested scanner, for me it gives a false positive about 75% of the time. Apparently I have oddly shaped legs. So I have to wait or step to the aide and get a patdown, which often takes as long as the opt-out groping (without the RF exposure).

    4. The intentional delays: When I opt-out, the procedure is to let me stand there for at at least 5 minutes before calling a screener to come grope me. Not joking about this -- I had about 60 TSA pat-downs last year all across the US, and often the gate agent would just call "MALE ASSIST" off into the void to no one (literally calling out to an empty area). A few minutes later, they would say it again to the agent on the other side of the microwave box, and then someone would come up and walk me back. It was consistent enough to wonder if there's a policy to make sure that opt-out takes long enough to discourage others.

    5. Nonexistent training for TSA: The opt-out manual screening procedure is passed on through oral tradition. I'm supposed to be read a statement about the procedure, asked if I want a screening in private, asked if I have medical devices (I do, so it matters), or if I have any sensitive or painful areas. Only 1 in 4 TSA agents remember to ask all of these, and I've frequently had to remind agents of what they're supposed to ask me. On 4 different occasions in the last quarter, I've had a newly hired TSA agaent being instructed on how to do the procedure by a slightly less inexperienced agent -- with no written instructions, no consistency to the procedure, and the instructor omitted one of the key points EVERY TIME. It's clown school.

    6. Total failure to detect: They have no idea what to look for -- through some unintentional testing. I found an unsubtle pocketknife (a kershaw switchblade my teenager had bought) stuck between the frame and outer covering of one of the rolly bags I use -- after I'd used it half a dozen times as a carry-on, and TSA had missed it EVERY time. I can carry on a bag full of a dozen lithium-ion battery packs, and they don't even blink. A ziplock baggie full of random powder? No problem, as long as it's not a liquid or gel... But god forbid my girlfriend use a Lush product with too much glycerine in the lotion, and they're calling the explosives expert.

    I could go on. A lot. But there's no point; there's already way way too much money invested into this security theater, enough that it has become its own ecosystem. Stopping now would mean publicly acknowledging the total lack of success or value. Not gonna happen... And

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    I think not...(*poof*)
    1. Re:TSA = amateur hour^h^h^h^hdecade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love my story I tell sometimes...

      Quick version:
      Coming home from a Christmas trip to family in southern california, I had a 'joke' gift that involved a small but not insignificant quantity of gunpowder (ballpark 2-3oz if memory serves) placed inside the outer pocket of my carry-on backpack. I had forgotten I had it there until the moment I was watching my bag go into the scanner. I was like, " ooooooohhh sssssshit" and the bag was actually called out for special check. I had that panicky hot-cold feeling as they swabbed the bag with the explosive-sniffing tool they had, and opened the bag to inspect. It turns out that they were after my electric razor, and the explosives sniffer came up negative.
            I was relieved, but also of course laughing inside and rolling my eyes. And had my own anecdote to now tell about how moronic TSA and security screening is.

    2. Re:TSA = amateur hour^h^h^h^hdecade by MattskEE · · Score: 1

      2. The nakey microwave: The goddamn "millimeter wave" (high frequency microwave) xray machines are STILL NOT TESTED OR CERTIFIED as medically safe for xray exposure, only that they're safe from a heat damage perspective. It would be a federal crime to use one in a hospital, because there have been "no human tests or studies to prove scanner safety." And yet the TSA video playing at top volume above the line makes baseless claims that it's perfectly safe...

      It is most certainly not a "millimeter wave xray machine", it is a millimeter wave imaging system. mm-wave and Xray technologies are totally different. If these devices could emit any xrays whatsoever (beyond black body radiation that all objects including you emit in infinitesimal amounts) then it would be a marvel of physics.

      I'm not sure if detailed or long term studies of mm-wave radiation exposure have been completed but as it is completely non-ionizing there is little reason for concern. To put it into perspective, millimeter wave radiation has wavelengths of (you guessed it) about a millimeter, which is longer wavelengths than infrared, visible, UV and Xray light. Xray light has wavelengths 100,000 to 100,000,000x shorter wavelength than mm-wave. So you can see that the newer scanners are totally nonionizing.

      The power levels involved in the new scanners are also quite miniscule, some of them are passive scanners that do not even emit mm-wave light and just measure the black body radiation that the body gives off (similar to a passive infrared camera), I'm not sure if passive scanners are the typical ones in airports or not. The active ones have very low power levels, simply because generating mm-wave radiation is rather difficult, the total power emitted would be less than a cell phone's worth.

    3. Re:TSA = amateur hour^h^h^h^hdecade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ill respond to some of these... sorry if it looks like i'm a tsa apologist, but these are my real opinions:

      1) you can probably get the dmv to add a middle initial in to your state license id.. that'd be the easiest way i think

      2) it is worth noting that you receive 20 times more radiation on the plane flight itself... but no one seems to be worried about that... but ya, i agree the "rapey" scanner should be tested more extensively, it does make me nervous even having said that.

      3) i went through a scanner a few weeks ago and they detected something.. i didn't figure out until i got home that i had a sock stuck inside my jeans from the wash, it fell out when i got home and took my pants off. so ya it detects stuff, it's better than not checking right? and the lines would slow down even more if they didn't use the rapiscan.. for that reason i don't really mind that machine too much..

      4) they were probably double checking all of your personal details to make sure you were who you say you were... i'm betting there's a minor background check that goes on while you wait.... asking to opt-out is a red flag for "i'm a suspicious individual who deserves a second look"

      5) i haven't had any problems with tsa myself... one time a guy freaked out cause i had chap stick in my pocket and performed a pretty thorough examination of the chap stick, then walked away.. then i put it back in my pocket and when he turned around he said why did you do that?! now we have to check again... that's about the worst experience i've had so far, which wasn't really too bad.. i understand a lot of people don't like what they do or that they exist, but they're there help protect passengers from dying.

      6) small blades have been allowed for a few years now, they updated the rules.... really there are already knives on the plane for cutting food, etc. i'm not sure what more can be done in regards to powders and stuff, you would probably just complain about it slowing the line down more... they already do checks for explosives by swabbing hands, for example... might be why they aren't worry about the powder. they can't really win with PR because if they do too little then they're incompetent, but if they do too much they're an inconvenience...

  60. opt out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is opting out even still an option?

    I remember reading here some months ago that the TSA had tried to institute a new rule that everyone had to go through their scanners.

    1. Re:opt out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Selectee passengers have to go through the L3 scanner, and not permitted to opt out of the scan. Leave it to the media to tell half the story.

  61. Land of the free.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One failed shoe bomb...

  62. The Microsoft slashdot .. by khz6955 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft gets 6 free articles on the main page. Is this what slashdot is reduced to, shilling for the MICROS~1 organization?

  63. Re:What happened to the experienced traveler lanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember a while back that they had a pilot program that I encountered a few times where experienced travelers with some specific rules could go into a special lane. I met whatever the requirements were and that was always like 2 minutes, tops, because I had everything prepared and everyone else in that lane was completely prepared, so there was never a delay in that line.

    I really miss that... It was nothing like standing in an hour-long lines with a bunch of mouth-breathers that rarely fly and can't follow simple directions.

    They were the black diamond lanes. Gone ever since TSA PRE came along

  64. When it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fly to the US 2-3 times a year. The last two times I flew in, GE was offline at my airport of entry. The last time, as a matter of fact, GE was offline as three Triple-7s disgorged their passengers in to the Immigration hall, or more properly speaking, the lines snaking through the hallways leading to the immigration hall. There were GE people with us, and they were very pleased about having invested their hundred bucks.
     
    So why should I shell out the $100 and go through the trouble? Besides, I often travel in the company of people who cannot even get GE, so it's useless then?
     
    Here's the other thing about TSA Pre that nobody's commented on: Where the hell do they think they're going to find 25 million people to sign up for it? There are 240 million adults in the US. Of those, one third, or 80 million, flew on an airplane in the last twelve months. Of the rest, It's evidently clear from my recent flights that a sizable chunk, say half, only flew one trip in the year. Those people aren't going to sign up for TSA Pre. So, say 40 million adults fly more than one round-trip in a year. Now, TSA Pre offers two benefits: 1. You don't have to pull crap out of your bags and scan your shoes, and 2. You don't have to wait in line. Now, I don't like 1, but 2 is the killer, and 2 is what sells TSA Pre.
     
    So let's look at those 40 million. Many of them will be flying in and out of a smaller airport, and there's not much benefit in a security bypass there. So only the ones who fly through mid-size and large airports will be interested. Now you've got to eliminate the elite status frequent flyers, who get the bypass lane to the sock hop. True, many of them get TSA Pre paid for by the airline (who also pays for the bypass) or by their credit card company.
     
    In short, there's no way they can get to 25 million signups. There's just not the market there for that. That's doubly so when their own system breaks down (as well as when they sabotage it themselves).

    1. Re:When it works by rworne · · Score: 1

      If the GE terminals are down, you should get front of the line privileges.

      I do agree though that having a non GE travel companion sucks, but most of the time I am going solo.

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      I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
  65. Lock the damn cockpit door by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

    Depends on the model of plane.

    For the price of 45,000 FTE's and 30-90 minute lines to board every airport in the country, you could move the damn axe and install a steel door with a manual release from the cockpit. Now all a terrorist can do is blow the plane up, and he can blow up a bus--so the rest is just stupid theater.

    Unfortunately, people care more about stupid theater than they do about having a pleasant flight or making their travel efficient or encouraging tourism.

    1. Re:Lock the damn cockpit door by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and no, this can go both ways. But I agree, that placing a simple lock on the door would be helpful. But i think a bugger solution would be to have larger no fly zones around secure areas and large cities, with an explicit warning that if they enter the plane will be disabled using deadly force if necessary. And to prevent another 9/11 all we need to do is make sure that there are no overlapping drills. And in the case of larger flights allow the tower to take control of the flight if they suspect that the flight has been hijacked, I mean planes are far smarter than drones, surely we can figure out a system that will keep us safe and that does not require invasion of privacy.

    2. Re:Lock the damn cockpit door by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2, Informative

      You do know that the two planes which crashed into the WTC were within a couple miles of 2 airports, one of which is international, as well as a few dozen miles away from another. Right? A larger no-fly zone would not have been meaningless.

    3. Re:Lock the damn cockpit door by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because anyone hellbent on destruction is going to obey the invisible no-fly zone with their 747 sized WMD? Posting Anon b/c mods. -Lodlaiden

    4. Re:Lock the damn cockpit door by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern commercial aircraft move at around 500 MPH, at that speed No Fly zones are virtually meaningless as you would have to have fighter aircraft in the air near the zone to have any chance of intercepting them before they could do something nefarious unless your no fly zone has a several hundred mile radius. Even if you have fighters stationed at an airport smack dab in the middle of every no fly zone you don't just jump in them and take off. Pilots have to be prepped, aircraft have to be fueled/armed and someone has to dispatch them, that doesn't happen in less than 3 minutes and 30 seconds (30 mile no fly zone covering most of NYC, 500mph aircraft). Sure you could expand your no fly zone to give a more reasonable response time (30 minutes, 250 miles) if you don't mind shutting down hundreds of airports and flights over several whole states and half of several other large states for one major city alone.

    5. Re: Lock the damn cockpit door by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your scale is wrong, but your point is correct. I argue that it is easy to detect an aircraft travelling 500 mph at low (approach) altitudes. But even at 120mph, it's still effectively unstoppable. The distinction buys minutes at most.

  66. Re: for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 cit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, but it's a bargain if you have kids. My wife and I signed up for Global Entry and it covers our little ones when they travel with us. Totally worth it.

  67. Re:for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 citi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly. The main problem with the TSA is that they simply need more people. If we are going to impose these security regulations, we have to make sure we have the money to buy the manpower and infrastructure necessary to implement them. They need to triple the number of people working in some airports to shorten those lines and treat people like humans, not make privileged people pay extra. The lines at TSA at some airports have gotten so bad that I see it as a human dignity issue. And don't even get me started on passport control. The way international visitors are greeted (often with 2 or 3+ hour waits) is an utter disgrace that makes the TSA checks look like Disneyland.

  68. fingerprints by markdavis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >"To enroll in TSA's Precheck registration program, travelers must pay $85 to $100 every five years, then submit to a background check, in-person interview at an airport, and to being fingerprinted. "

    Yeah, because I am really going to submit to being FINGERPRINTED so I can be searched without probable cause EVERY single time they run anybody's prints for ANY reason from ANY agency. I think not. Totally unacceptable.

    Fingerprints should not be used for biometrics. Period. Once you give this data to the government (or big business), it will NEVER be erased or restricted, regardless of claims or laws- it will go into huge databases and shared between all agencies and used however they want for as long as they want.

    If they really need a biometric for this "feature" of security, there is only one safer and practical biometric I know of- that is deep vein palm scan. That registration data cannot be readily abused. It can't be latently collected like DNA, fingerprints, and face recognition can. You have to know you are registering/enrolling when it happens. You don't leave evidence of it all over the place. When you go to use it, you know you are using it every time. And on top of all that, it is accurate, fast, reliable, unchanging, live-sensing, and cheap. If you must participate in a biometric, this is the one you should insist on using.

    Example: http://www.m2sys.com/palm-vein...

    But we also need to realize that IT IS NOT EVERYONE'S BUSINESS WHAT WE ALL DO. The first step in securing freedom is privacy. When you are tracked, you are losing your freedom, whether you realize it or not. And the whole TSA security theater is a scam on everyone.

    1. Re:fingerprints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, they also took pictures of one's iris's as some machines used them as a metric.

    2. Re:fingerprints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it's fucked up and the whole fingerprints thing is just to get you "innocent civilian" into the FBI criminal print database so you can be a) fingered in whatever crimes they want to overzealously prosecute b) execute their corporate govt oppression and papers please stasi techniques to control your life.

      Doesn't matter, I've not flown since before 911 and I never will again.
      Driving and boating are more fun, relaxed and free as in FREEDOM.

      Eventually, the country will become like all other countries in history, a terrible authoritarian corrupt taxed oppressed downfall, at that point the same thing will happen as with all that have come before in history... revolution or invasion.
      Anymore, I welcome that chance... one more chance to reboot and get it right in our lifetime.
      That's not really as bad as it might sound to some.

  69. Of course the drinks cart is a profit centre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've never flown with EasyJet or Ryan Air.

    1. Re:Of course the drinks cart is a profit centre. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Fly a shit airline, get shit service.

      This should be a surprise to absolutely nobody.

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  70. Re: Last week, more than two dozen of us missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they don't live in Seattle and were trying to leave after a business trip there? They could have been in the city for less than a day. Why should they be expected to have read the local press for several months in advance of their trip?

  71. More Gubmint fraud and waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And by their own audits, THEY DON'T CATCH 95% OF THE WEAPONS PLANTED ANYWAYS!!!!!!

    Get rid of them, the whole lot, starting in Washington, and moving outside the beltway once that entire area is cleared.
    This system is a joke, a horrible, disgusting joke, being played on every American out there. Welcome to the Banana Repulik formerly known as the USSA!

  72. They cannot lose by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

    it will take more than four years at that pace to reach the TSA's target enrollment.

    No, it won't, because when the queues reach 3 hours of waiting, everybody will jump to enroll. It's a flawless strategy.

    Once again, measurable savings (reduce the personnel) trump much bigger, but unmeasurable loses (the zillion hours lost by travellers).

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  73. Not that hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The in-person interview is only for Global Entry. For TSA Precheck all you do is pay a $85 fee and get fingerprinted. Less than a week later you have a known traveler number. Many airports not only make it quicker and easier for you, but anyone you booked at the same time. Also, if you have a higher-end AmEx card, they pay it for you. I am so glad I enrolled in PreCheck. My normal time through security is about 10-15 minutes from getting on the line to being all the way through, with it sometimes being significantly less.

    1. Re:Not that hard by vovin · · Score: 1

      Or you just fly enough to get status from your airline and you get it w/o getting fingerprinted or anything else.

  74. Re:for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 citi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it was the best 85 bucks I ever spent. Very little standing in line, keep my shoes on, keep my laptop in my bag....yeah, it's worth it. I fly about once a month. It just makes the whole trip easier, less worrying about time, less hassle, I love it.

  75. Let people live where they want! by MindPrison · · Score: 1

    We got to stop this turning back to the dark ages thing we're doing. Control this control that, nothing really ensures anything - the only thing that comes out of all of this is massive citizen surveillance and doesn't stop terrorism at all. In fact - I'd go as far as to say it's the ROOT of future terrorism on the population. We seem to have completely forgotten what the constitution is all about, every man (and woman) has the right to pursue their dreams where ever they want to, whether in America or not, be it Europe, be it Asia...doesn't matter - as long as YOU are happy! I'm a Norwegian (so don't even think that I'm a desperate refugee as I'm 100% native to Norway and we're doing just fine, and we can afford to open our borders as well. I'm actually kind of sick and tired of this ridiculous madness where borders are closed for certain people. People are PEOPLE and you can live where you want.

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  76. With lines this long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just goes to show that that the multi-year hot ticket show is Security Theatre.

  77. Counters: LASIK, breast implants, liposuction by mpercy · · Score: 0

    Just about any elective surgery is far cheaper than it used to be. Of course, people pay for elective surgeries out of their own pockets.

  78. I remember when Obama railed against by mpercy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    one state, Arkansas, IIRC, having 90% of the population being served by only one (ONE!) health insurance company. Clearly that company was capable of ruining people by jacking up their rates, because they owned the market. Obamacare was going to bring diversity to the market with dozens of non-profit coops to save the people!!

    At the time, I looked it up and that 90% insurer was a non-profit BCBS.

  79. They can happen at various ICE/TSA offices by mpercy · · Score: 1

    It's just that most of them are located on airport properties.

  80. Global Entry, yes by mpercy · · Score: 1

    I signed up for this just because my wife is a million-miler and got two free signups as a promotional deal. Includes TSA Precheck and lets you swipe a card at a kiosk at most big Customs areas (like ATL's nice new intl terminal, where we fly from).

    I also have a passport card, which was like $10 extra when I last renewed. It's only good for travel to Canada, Mexico and some Caribbean islands, but sure makes me feel better having it in addition to a full passport when overseas.

    For a long time TSA was using the precheck lanes for overflow, which seemed to utterly defeat the purpose, even knowing that it's 99% theater.

    1. Re:Global Entry, yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh for christ sake it is NOT 99% theater it's fuck 110% theater run by fucking sadistic morons.
      Until people start reconizing that it is complete fucking joke we are stuck with this bullshit and worse.

      Wake the FUCK up people. For gods' sake ... WAKE ... THE ... FUCK ... UP!!

  81. Re:for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 citi by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

    I felt this way too, and for years I "fought the system" by going thru the regular line and forcing them to pat me down in front of everyone. In the end, no one cared but me -- not the TSA and not my fellow travelers. I realized that my time is worth a lot more than having to cough up $85 every five years. Getting PreCheck is indeed like a time machine back to pre-9/11 airport security, and anyone who travels more than a few times a year should have it IMHO.

  82. Is anybody really surprised? by acoustix · · Score: 1

    Is anybody really surprised how incompetent a central government is?

    Programs designed to shorten security lines make then longer.
    Affordable Care Acts make health care more expensive.
    Patriot Acts take away liberties and are unconstitutional.
    Minimum wage increases that seek to help poverty costs millions their jobs.

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    1. Re:Is anybody really surprised? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Is anybody really surprised how incompetent a central government is?

      Sadly, yes. I encounter boot-licking idiots on a daily basis who tell me that government can solve problems.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  83. May not be an issue any more by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    No, their policy of making people take off their shoes is causing long lines.

    It's up to the individual airport, but some US airports actually tell you not to take off your shoes for security but others still want you to do it. I've been in both in the past couple of years.

  84. Airline schedules? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fly a lot. The amount of time I wait in security is highly dependent on when I arrive.

    Airline schedules are more compressed than they were in years past. There are fewer flights than there was in days of past; the flights are all 95-100% full, however. This is why canceled flights are such a disaster: there simply isn't room for everyone on the non-canceled flights. It's hard enough if a single flight is canceled; a whole day of cancellations requires creative booking and cooperation with other airlines, often with people forced to choose alternate airports.

    Certain times of the day are obvious desirable for travelers: 7AM-9AM and 6-8PM. Midday flights are less common and even in hubs on common routes, you'll see a schedule like 7AM, 8:30AM, 11:30 AM, 5PM, 8PM. Every airline does this, so if you're arriving in the morning, it's jammed. At night, there's far fewer flights as well and the lines are short. Take that 3PM flight and arrive at security at 1PM? Place will be a ghost town.

    In years past, airlines would run schedules like 7AM, 8AM, 11AM, 1PM, 2:30PM, 5PM, 7PM with each flight 75-80% full. Then another route would run those times +/- 30 minutes. This spaced the travelers out a lot more and made security a bit better. Now with a reduced number of flights, all of which are happening at the same time, people are there are certain times only. That makes the lines worse then. Travel at an off-hour or arrive earlier than you need to and you'll usually blaze right through the lines.

    It's not the taking off of shoes and belts. These things come off quickly. It's the putting them back on that takes all the time. Many people are smart and considerate enough to grab their stuff and move past the conveyer belts (others of course are not).

  85. TSA Pre and Global Entry by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Easier answer, stay out of the USA.

    Since I'm a US Citizen that might be a tad problematic.

    Kiosks for passport control? Never wait? This has never been a problem for me...

    That is not the standard experience. I've traveled out of the US a fair bit. About 20-30% of the time the wait has been minimal. The rest of the time the wait has been at least 30 minutes and I've had waits as long as 90 minutes. Curiously the US is generally the more hostile (for lack of a better word) to people entering the country than most of the countries I've been to and I've been to places like Vietnam and China which are not exactly bastions of democracy.

    Never heard of Global Entry or PreCheck.

    If you haven't heard of TSA Pre then you haven't traveled in a US airport in the last several years. It's pretty hard to miss the signs. Global Entry is a bit less well known but is available to US Citizens plus a few other countries.

    1. Re:TSA Pre and Global Entry by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      It took me a while to realise "Pre" and "PreCheck" were the same thing. Reason being in the English speaking world outside of N. America, that mark that they use in the logo is called a 'tick', not a 'check'. "Ticks and crosses" for yes/no, right/wrong. So to me reading it, it just looked like "Pre" with a tick mark after it, and I would never have parsed it as "PreCheck" until I later became aware of what Americans call that symbol...

  86. Delays.. by GrBear · · Score: 1

    I noticed a few things from my travels that create the delays.

    One.. laptops, taking them out and putting them a 2nd tray.

    Two.. taking your shoes off. This is rediculous.

    Three.. people that don't take off jewelry and beep at the metal detector causing a wand screening before the next person can go through.

    And lastly, idiots that wait until their at the front of the line before they start preparing for screening.

    Come on people.. take your jacket off, check your pockets, and get your laptop out before you get to the front of the line.

  87. Shoes, belts, jackets, laptops, liquids, etc by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Wtf, is this still a thing?

    Yes it is. Shoes, belts, jackets have to be removed. Laptops have to come out of their bags. They have rules about liquids and bottle sizes.

    None of it makes any sense or serves any useful security purpose. It's all security theater. Basically I think they are being intentionally annoying to try to get people to enroll in their pre-check programs like TSA-Pre or Global Entry.

    I thought it was a hoax or a temporary measure in response to a terrorist attack.

    Nope. Not a hoax and not temporary either. The TSA refuses to clarify exactly what threat this is supposedly protecting us from and there is no evidence that it has resulted in a single criminal apprehended or deterred.

  88. Re:Tell me, why do you want single-payer health ca by vtcodger · · Score: 1

    Because my addlepated and ill informed friend, government run healthcare -- which comes in a lot of flavors -- has a solid track record of good coverage, adequate results and much lower costs than the US (about half in most countries, two thirds in Canada). You and your obnoxious friends have managed to create a mediocre and incredibly costly healthcare system in the US and then whine endlessly and blame everyone but yourselves for the result. Why, in the face of overwhelming evidence, do you think that the government is the problem when it is abundantly clear that the problem is you?

    --
    You can't see ANYTHING from a car, You've got to get out of the goddamned contraption and walk...Edward Abbey
  89. Airlines taking advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an issue with the "first class lines" to go through the TSA that lead to the same section that other passengers are to go through. Airline employees block a perfectly use able entrance to the line and guide you to a much longer line unless you have first class tickets this is the equivalent to Lexus lanes on public highways i think the practice it deplorable because it creates confusion and annoyance as sometimes the TSA agent at the end of the "special" lane is just sitting there with nothing to do while the normal lane is backed up. this is all created by the airlines to pad their first class feel but it harms the rest of us and at tax payer expense. if you try to go through that line the airline employees block you and threaten you with "calling the tsa" but they are the ones doing something wrong blocking access to a usable gate.

  90. Private security companies by TheTall · · Score: 1

    SFO and a few other airports already have private companies, not the incompetent TSA, doing security.
    http://www.covenantsecurity.com/subcontents/cascustomerservices/sfo/
    More airports need to go this way, and just shut down the TSA.

  91. TSA is about politicians covering their hineys by sjbe · · Score: 2

    You hit it on the head - the real reason for TSA is to increase airline profits.

    The existence of the TSA has nothing to do with airline profit. TSA is a part of the federal government. As a general proposition they are indifferent to the amount of profit the airlines make. Speaking as an accountant I can tell you that you would have a very hard time showing that TSA has any sort of tangible positive effect on the bottom line of any airline company.

    The reason for the TSA is so that politicians don't have the answer the question of why the federal government allowed airline security to be (literally) managed by a bunch of rent-a-cops. TSA was created after 9/11 because there was the perception (true or not) that the companies in charge of airline security previously were doing an inadequate job - which was almost certainly true. The problem is that TSA hasn't done any better as far as anyone can tell and is certainly more obnoxious than ever before. But the politicians get to claim that they did something about the problem, conveniently ignoring the fact that their "solution" didn't solve anything.

    1. Re:TSA is about politicians covering their hineys by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      At this point, it's a CYA sort of thing.

      Suppose you were in a position to decide what to do about the TSA. You're in a pretty high position, and have to deal with the politics. Consider the alternatives.

      You have approximately no reason to get rid of it or relax the security theater, since you aren't going to be much bothered by it, and you can present it to enough people as keeping them secure. This is okay.

      Now, suppose you do relax security (like allowing people to carry stuff on board that nobody thinks is dangerous), and there is an incident. Your political rivals accuse you of being soft on terrorism and not caring about people's lives. This is bad.

      Suppose you don't relax security, and there is an incident. You have the choice of adding one new annoying and useless security theater measure, or not. If you don't, your political rivals accuse you of continuing an obviously inadequate system. If you add that measure, you're taking care of people and making it harder on the terrorists.

      As long as people have large irrational fears of terrorists, the only thing you can safely do is ratchet up the pointless inconveniences.

      Now, suppose you try to calm the cowards down. If an incident happens, you've been lying to the public, and you're in trouble. If none does, you're risking your own power, which depends partly on keeping the masses scared.

      This sucks.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  92. Airlines don't profit from airport concessions by sjbe · · Score: 1

    TSA confiscates your drinks, while the airline sells you drinks at insane margins.

    The only drinks the airlines sell you are the ones in their lounges and on their planes. The stores at the airport have nothing to do with the airlines directly. Typically they lease space from some form of airport authority and are independent businesses in no way associated with the airlines. The notion that the TSA somehow exists to pad airline profits is complete nonsense that doesn't withstand even casual scrutiny.

  93. Very simple solution by Joe+Branya · · Score: 2

    Eliminate payroll direct deposits for all TSA and DOT employees, including the Sec. of Transportation. Hand the checks to the security screeners at one of the Reagan Airport security lines. If an employee want to be paid he or she just has to get in line every two weeks, wait the usual 45 minutes and show an ID to get the paycheck.

    Then extend the system to Congressmen, Senators and Supreme Court Justices, all of whom get to use a special parking lot for free at Reagan and to use a "courtesy" checkin system- quite private with no lines, no xrays, no shoe removal and best of all, no waiting. If this sounds vaguely like the old Soviet system... can't help that.

  94. The TSA-Geld by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
    To call upon a neighbour and to say: --
    "We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
    Unless you pay us cash to go away."

    And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
    And the people who ask it explain
    That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
    And then you'll get rid of the Dane!

    It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
    To puff and look important and to say: --
    "Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
    We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

    And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
    But we've proved it again and again,
    That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
    You never get rid of the Dane.

    It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
    For fear they should succumb and go astray;
    So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
    You will find it better policy to say: --

    "We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
    No matter how trifling the cost;
    For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
    And the nation that pays it is lost!"

    --
    This Space Intentionally Left Blank
  95. No they're not safe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you nuts? This made slashdot some time ago. Somebody or other got a hold of an X-ray machine and tested it out. Turns out the odds of causing cancer are about 1 in 10 million. 600 to 800+ million people getting scanned a year. You do the math. Of course with half a million people dying of cancer every year, who's going to notice a few extra bodies...

    And that's before all the problems with lack of maintenance, machines putting out 10x the radiation there were supposed to, attractive passengers being repeatedly rescreened, etc. Remember how they used to tell us it wouldn't penetrate the skin? And how the images were private and not stored? Then rate-my-backscatter showed up and you could see folk's bones?

    I can't help but notice how, at the dentists or hospital, we get covered in a lead apron, and everyone leaves the room while X-rays are taken. Whereas TSA runs their X-ray equipment in the middle of a very large densely crowded room with no outside verification of safety. Employees weren't even allowed to wear a dosimeter.

    As for the new systems, Terrahertz has been shown to break apart DNA in the lab. The body has repair systems. They don't always work right. No testing data on these new machines yet. The TSA and their suppliers are trying hard not to let anyone test them. Not exactly an encouraging sign.

    How about the moving parts? What happens when they break down? That's a lot of energy being beamed at you. If it doesn't keep moving... Ouch. Do you supposed they improved the maintenance procedures yet? I mean, we are talking about an organization that made mothers drink their own breast milk, doused sick people with their own urine, and destroyed expensive life-essential medical equipment.

  96. TSA is endangering the public. by jcr · · Score: 1

    The most dangerous place in any airport is the massive, serpentine line of people waiting for the bullshit security theater obedience ritual. We've known ever since the invention of hand grenades that bunching up is fucking dangerous.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  97. Re:for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 citi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I dont get is why they are not giving them away for free. Have some threshold for freq flyers. Say the '10th time' you fly you get voucher to do the pre-screen for free. Instead of waiting around for your flight you swing by and get pre-screened and they give you one. Then you find out in a week or two by mail if you are pre-screened from then on.

    It seems it would be in their best interests to filter out people. It would cut down on staff and let them focus on those who need attention.

  98. LOL the TSA by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "We're The TSA- Slowing You Down Just For The Hell Of It"

    "We're The TSA- Using Yesterday's Technology Tomorrow!"

    "We're The TSA- We All Gots High School Degrees, Well Sum Of Us Do!"

    "We're The TSA- Fat, Lazy, and Uninformed!"

    --
    Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
  99. Shocking incompetence. by fox171171 · · Score: 1

    While standing in line at an airport about 2 years ago, I overheard two security personnel have this exchange:

    Security Person 1: Your turn to use this wand, I want to switch.
    SP2: But I don't know how to use it.
    SP1: Me either. I just wave it around in the air a bit. It's easy.

    I have heard stories of incompetence, and I am not saying they are ALL like this, but the magnitude of this incompetence shocked me.

  100. HSPD12 vs. PreCheck by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

    Most US Government employees have to go through a series of background checks to have an HSPD-12 badge (aka 'CAC card', as it's required for computer access at many agencies)

    The badges allow people access to multiple installations, rather than just the one they work at (and thus, aren't necessary for 90%+ of the people who have them, and mostly fix problems that high level administrators ran into, thus forcing this crap on all of the rest of us).

    As we have to go through all of these checks already*, why not just let us into the PreCheck lines? Active duty military are allowed to use the lines. (and as I understand it, the HSPD12 badges allow access to military bases ... at least, the time I went to one for my mom's retirement party, when they asked for ID for the guest badge, and I showed them mine, they asked me why the hell I needed a guest badge)

    * Of course, this assumes that we've actually gone through the checks. There was evidence after the Navy Yard incident that the contractor that was doing the background checks never actually did them. I know that none of the people that I had listed as part of the background check told me that they had been contacted ... but I don't know if there were special rules in play because my mom & step-dad had active military security clearances)

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    Build it, and they will come^Hplain.
  101. Hyperloop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Done and done.

  102. Anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who is still willing to fly within the context of the mainland US after the instantiation of the TSA deserves every inconvenience forced on them.

    If you don't like the abuse being heaped on you, either do something about it -- like DRIVE -- or STFU. Because all you're doing is whining. It serves no purpose other than to try to spread your own fuckup into other's ears.

    If no significant pressure is put on the airlines, this will never change. It'll just get worse.

    Do. Not. Fly. Domestically.

    Exert some pressure of your own, spend some effort and time. Otherwise, as above, STFU. Whiners.

  103. Allow CHL permit holders to use Precheck lines by Big+G · · Score: 1

    The whole TSA theater is BS but if they want a quick partial fix to this problem simply let everyone with a concealed weapon permit through the precheck line. The requirements are the same as Precheck with the exception of the "airport interview" which doesn't seem to be a real interview anyway. That would make another 13 million background checked and fingerprinted people eligible to use the Pre lane. Of course that isn't 13 million flyers but it would be an instant and free way to move millions of people out of the traditional screening line.

  104. I took the free trial by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    When I flew back to my uncle's funeral a month ago, the Precheck signup folks were offering a 4-month free trial.

    I looked at the monster line to get through the grossly inadequate number of screeners, and signed up for the free trial. Iris scan, fingerprints, all that stuff.

    I will not be keeping it past the free trial. As a "once a year, or every other year" flyer, it makes no sense.

    A couple of years from now, when I next get on an airplane, I might try signing up for another free trial, assuming this nonsense is still going on. (And assuming they don't keep track of who took advantage of the free trial two years ago.)

  105. sovereign immunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am waiting for sudden realization that the 2nd generation machines can give people cancer as well so that they can be phased out and replaced by 3rd generation machines at a great profit.

    Notably, 1st generation are "officially" recognized as unsafe (you can get a lecture from a friendly TSA officer, when opting out from a scan, on how the "new" machines are the "safe" kind of radiation), but no one went to jail for imposing the "bad" radiation on so many people./p>

    Because of the legal doctrine of sovereign immunity... if the Airlines were put back in charge of security for their own airplanes then they would be liable for harming people. But if agents of the Federal government do something that hurts people, then it takes an Act of Congress to compensate them.

  106. Closed PreCheck Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It really doesn't help that some airports, even major ones, sometimes close or merge their pre-check lines, so there is a line of about 100 people waiting for 2 screening stations when 6 are available. Enough stations, not enough workers, incompetent or not.

  107. Pre check is a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Took a flight out of SFO pre check and had to remove my shoes, they examined my bags in front of everyone, then put me in a room for further inspection.

    They told me it was random but the lady behind me was in queue for the same bag check followed by the gloved ride in a small room.

  108. Re:Tell me, why do you want single-payer health ca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To see how government managed health care would look just take a look a the government managed health care system we already have - the VA. People literally dying in line to see a doctor.