User: gomatt

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On: NASA Says 2010 Tied For Warmest Year On Record

the earth is 4,500,000,000 years old. We have only been keeping track for 100 years of that, or 0.00000002% of the time! Warmest year on record, please....... who cares, just live and wonder why. damn....

next step

On: Chip Guru Papermaster Loses Signal At Apple

on the bright side, papermaster is a whiz at getting his resume looking good

gasoline alarm clock

On: Energy Star Program Certifies 15 Out of 20 Bogus Products

i had a friend with a gasoline powered alarm clock. he started it up when we went to sleep. guess its no good, because no matter how loud it was, he never woke up.

spamming the spammers

On: Student Faces Suspension For Spamming Profs

i get mass emails from students all the time at my school, i just IP relay spam their cell phones and sign their emails up for weather updates every 5 min.

sp1

On: Boeing 787 Dreamliner Delayed Again

don't delay, just put the fix in service pack 1

sweet

On: Wal-Mart Begins Massive Push For HD DVD

i was happy with the hd-dvd player. i rented one from wal-mart for 89 days.