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  1. Lousy on MAD's 10 Worst Things about Gaming · · Score: 3, Funny

    You can tell it's by Mad magazine because it's not even remotely funny or clever.

  2. Re:I know how they did it on Duke Nukem Forever Physics Impress · · Score: 1

    One day they will come down Mount Nukem, ala Moses, and present the Duke commandments. ...but we will be blasphamously worshipping an Unreal Gold god.

  3. Re:Coolest stuff not mentioned... on Microsoft Research Showcase Explored · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this whole connectivity thing is only going half-way. It's more of a nuisance than a help at this point.

    When the toast is done, the toaster should just put it on a plate for you.

    Also, when the wash is done, the dryer should take it, dry it, fold it and put it in your closet or whatever.

    No need for computer monitoring...

  4. Re:Coolest stuff not mentioned... on Microsoft Research Showcase Explored · · Score: 1

    They'd also need retinal scans for anyone who opens the fridge so that you could track what little bugger left that mostly empty juice container in there... ...then you could peg him with the Internet-enabled toaster.

  5. Re:so? on Powerful Galaxies Found in Infrared · · Score: 1

    Iron-fisted political power. All hail our infrared galaxy overlords!

  6. Re:Did anyone torrent it? on Star Wars Episode 3 Play-By-Play In Pictures · · Score: 1

    Might be a bit too much latency, no?

  7. Re:Snakeoil? on Li-Ion With 300% More Power, Minutes to Recharge · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    But, cap'n, she can't take no more!

  8. Re:Tool use? on Robotic Arm Controlled By Monkey Thoughts · · Score: 2, Funny

    American Mecha-Monkey Marines, the most potent weapon in the fight against terrorism!

    "Run! They've mastered tool use!"

  9. Re:/babyfood on Norrathian Pizza Delivery · · Score: 1

    Or, for the grossly negligent parent:

    /heroin

  10. Re:Why isnt that in-game as well? on Norrathian Pizza Delivery · · Score: 2, Funny

    +1 Pizza Skill!

  11. Re:So what happens on Norrathian Pizza Delivery · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are taken to a special chat room where you are suddenly embroiled in a heated roundtable discussion on the quality of pizza.

  12. Re:would be cool on Norrathian Pizza Delivery · · Score: 1

    They should just have an actual Pizza Hut in the game.

  13. Re:Its not really free on Panera Bread Is The Largest Provider Of Free WiFi · · Score: 1

    Respect and common decency towards your fellow human being is just plain wrong. Competition is what it's all about. Get as much as you can for as little as you can. :P

  14. Re:I bet on Panera Bread Is The Largest Provider Of Free WiFi · · Score: 1

    Breadbowl Soup Nation, represent! :P

  15. Re:The Real Truth... on Study Finds Windows More Secure Than Linux · · Score: 1

    What's interesting about Linux and what Windows can not copy currently is its many flavors. As long as a system provides a standard outside and many varieties of internal workings, it will be hard to hack. The most secure system, like the population of creatures least likely to die out, is one that is the most varied.

    This, of course, comes with its set of "incompatibility" headaches. So I, of course, believe in standardization. But even strict standardization governs the format of the input or output of a program or set of programs, not necessarily the inner workings, usually. That is one of the most powerful things about open source software. You can change it and no one can predict how you will change it. And no one can really stop you.

  16. Re:The Real Truth... on Study Finds Windows More Secure Than Linux · · Score: 1

    Well, I think you're right about systems that are "completely secure". They do so by brute force, kinda. Completely cutting off communication somewhere or bogging down the system with encrypting/decrypting all the time (picking extereme cases here, of course).

    Something more selective, something that thinks and adapts would not only be easier to work around, but also prevent unexpected threats.

    Leave the network admin to the strategy and the computer programs to the details :)

  17. Re:The Real Truth... on Study Finds Windows More Secure Than Linux · · Score: 1

    Bah. Biological evolution is so unpredictable and slow.

    Evolve the computer, not the man. That's the simplest solution.

    One day, my computer will also be my network administrator and it _will_ be better at it than I could ever be. *dreams of a better tomorrow*

  18. Re:The Real Truth... on Study Finds Windows More Secure Than Linux · · Score: 1

    Well, there's a certain amount of capacity in each creature to adapt, that's true. And, certainly, in a human being.

    But, still, it's the simplest and easiest solution that always gets selected... and everyone turning into computer experts isn't a simple solution.

  19. Re:The Real Truth... on Study Finds Windows More Secure Than Linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's not really how evolution works. Not unless these Windows users die or become sterile due to lack of security...

    If anything, it works the opposite way, with people who don't care to get too deeply into computers and technical stuff having far more sex.

  20. Re:It's all coming together now. on Google Launches Mapping Service · · Score: 1

    You probably chose the "scenic route" option. ;)

  21. Re:You can drag the map ! on Google Launches Mapping Service · · Score: 1

    Topography? What, are you gonna use the data to fire a cruise missle?

  22. Re:nobody uses A9 on A9 Search Engine Launches Yellow Pages · · Score: 0, Troll

    All of Slashdot is one big tin foil factory. Hehe.

  23. Re:Giant sword weilding robots. on Tiny Robots Powered by Living Muscle Cells · · Score: 1

    It'd be a disturbing-looking machine with all that flesh straining against metal parts, I think. Plus, if you have muscle-powered batteries, they would start being attacked by pathogens. I'm not sure all that would have market appeal.

  24. Re:external power source... on Tiny Robots Powered by Living Muscle Cells · · Score: 1

    You also need to submerge them in water for that to work, I believe. Osmosis and all that jazz.

  25. Re:I Shall Call It... on Tiny Robots Powered by Living Muscle Cells · · Score: 1

    Son of RoboRat