cell phones that are causing an increase in the fungus. I mean, after all, something bad that happens in nature has to be the fault of humans or technology somehow....
For the sake of posterity...
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100 Million iPods
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... a scientific reason why we/.ers should not leave the darkness of our parents' basements and our computer monitors, and continue to avoid the dreaded realm known as "outside".
""No Vista application will be able to be sold to federal agencies if the application does not run on the secure version of Vista,"
I just wanted to let you know all of those people who purchased "Unsecured Version" of Vista can upgrade to the "Secure Version" for a fee, when it is released (probably in late 2009-early 2010).
g) Contact George Ou (or Paul Thurrott, John Dvorak, or any other "technology expert" with a blog) and have him write some incredibly inane piece of drivel about your prosecution, and wait for the ad hits to come in.
h) Await my Acer Ferrari laptop to come in from Redmond
buying the most expensive, costliest version there is. In fact, buy 2 or 3.
Vista is just that good.
Regards,
Steve Bal... uh I mean, Eve Kalmer
(damn... forgot to log in as AC.)
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developers, developers, developers.
Go to "View" at the top menu and select the "Show Status Bar". That will put the URL of a link at the bottom of the browser window.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLhMVNdplJc
don't clone dinosaurs using shark DNA.
well, not as long as I continue to hold this loaded chair to his head." Steve Ballmer
cell phones that are causing an increase in the fungus. I mean, after all, something bad that happens in nature has to be the fault of humans or technology somehow....
"No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame"
-Zune Executive found dead due to acute "deceleration of chair to head"
But can someone give me a call when "Airwolf" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airwolf is put up for sale...
Well, they are able to boot into Windows since the Intel switch...
Symantec says Windows is the most secure OS...
Allow me to alleviate any fears you have regarding the above letter. Please do not be alarmed. This letter is a hoax!
Sincerely, Steve "Monkeyboy" Ballmer
PS - Yes, this too is a hoax letter, because as everybody knows, we here at Microsoft do NOT value our customers.
... a scientific reason why we /.ers should not leave the darkness of our parents' basements and our computer monitors, and continue to avoid the dreaded realm known as "outside".
""No Vista application will be able to be sold to federal agencies if the application does not run on the secure version of Vista,"
I just wanted to let you know all of those people who purchased "Unsecured Version" of Vista can upgrade to the "Secure Version" for a fee, when it is released (probably in late 2009-early 2010).
Sincerely,
Steve "Monkeyman" Ballmer
all those Linux and OS X systems, since Symantec says Windows is the most secure operating system.
g) Contact George Ou (or Paul Thurrott, John Dvorak, or any other "technology expert" with a blog) and have him write some incredibly inane piece of drivel about your prosecution, and wait for the ad hits to come in. h) Await my Acer Ferrari laptop to come in from Redmond
buying the most expensive, costliest version there is. In fact, buy 2 or 3. Vista is just that good. Regards, Steve Bal... uh I mean, Eve Kalmer (damn... forgot to log in as AC.)
An Acer Ferrari laptop with Vista preinstalled?