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Cell Phones Aren't Killing Bees After All

radioweather writes "A couple of weeks ago, there was a nutty idea discussed in The Independent that claimed the electromagnetic radiation from cell phones was causing bees to become disoriented, preventing them from returning to the hive. The flimsy cell phone argument was used to explain Colony Collapse Disorder. Today the LA Times reports that researchers at UC San Francisco have uncovered what they believe to be the real culprit: a parasitic fungus. Other researchers said Wednesday that they too had found the fungus, a single-celled parasite called Nosema ceranae, in affected hives from around the country."

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  1. Cellphone don't kill bees... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cellphones don't kill bees, Video games kill bees.

    Honestly, until the other explanations started coming out I lost a LOT of faith in scientists and researchers. I mean, come on.

    1. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Honestly, until the other explanations started coming out I lost a LOT of faith in scientists and researchers. I mean, come on.
      Sorry to get on your case here, but this shit pisses me off. Some guy went and said something and some twit of a reporter who couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground reported it as being fact and now all scientists and researchers have lost your faith? Look man, it seems to me that you need to grow some common sense and the ability to distinguish between fact and fiction. Science is not the borg where once one scientist says something, all must agree and that this is now fact and written up in some book in an ivory tower somewhere. Science is done by real humans, some of whom are better than others but all of whom make mistakes from time to time. The reason why you can sometimes trust scientists over, say corporations, priests, or politicians is that 1) scientists have less motivations to lie (notice I didn't say no motivation), and 2) if they're good scientists, their assertions are testable hypotheses. That means that other scientists,who are real humans and have independent thoughts so may or may not agree with the 1st scientist, can do the same work and see if they come to the same conclusion. So stop believing everything you hear about some dimwit reporter reporting that one loony made an unfounded assertion and now "science" or "scientists" now all agreee on something.

      P.S. Incidentally, this is why Exxon and the republicans can manipulate the debate on global climate change so easily, they prop up one loony with demonstratably false data or assertions and now global climate change is "in debate" when the reality is that the population, nor the reporters disseminating the falsity can be bothered to distinguish between good scientific work and bad.
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    2. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mites and fungi have been the prime suspects in this for well over a year now. One group in the past couple weeks who hypothesized it was cell phones, you read an article on that story since it was sensationalized, and that's all you've ever bothered to look at in the topic. So basically you are totally ignorant of what the status and consensus of research in the field is, and so you lost faith in scientists and researchers based on a hyped article by 1 group in the news. I think this says a lot more about you than it does about scientists.

    3. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      So, they're claiming that Nosema ceranae don't use cell phones????? Isn't that kind of ethnocentric thinking.....

    4. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by conteXXt · · Score: 1
      Wow!. That was both a funny comment and a great (albeit unintentional) troll.
      Bravo Sir.
      For the "scientists" above me, wow, you may have missed a half a sentence there.

      I'll bold it for you:
      Cellphones don't kill bees, Video games kill bees.
      Ask Jack Thompson if you are unsure as to HOW video games kill bees
      (or students for that matter)

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    5. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by allanc · · Score: 3, Informative

      The guy didn't even say that cell phones caused it. The study in question was about cordless phone base stations. And the base station basically had to be right on top of the colony to have an effect. Reporter reported cordless as "mobile phones", that turned into "cell phones"

    6. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by ShrapnelFace · · Score: 1

      I agree but am dissappointed that more people dont recall their 6th grade science courses that determined the differences in scientific statements.

      There are hypothesis
      There are theory
      There are fact

      Then there are people like the cell phone reporter.

    7. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by Goldarn · · Score: 1

      Ask Jack Thompson if you are unsure as to HOW video games kill bees It doesn't matter how! It only matters that we're sure they do! Think of the innocent children! Won't somebody please think of the children!
    8. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by Thrip · · Score: 3, Insightful

      P.S. Incidentally, this is why Exxon and the republicans can manipulate the debate on global climate change so easily, they prop up one loony with demonstratably false data or assertions and now global climate change is "in debate" when the reality is that the population, nor the reporters disseminating the falsity can be bothered to distinguish between good scientific work and bad. I generally agree with your post, but you make it sound like figuring out who to believe when scientific issues are debated is a simple matter. It's not. I like to think I'm a bit smarter and better informed than the average dude, but honestly I don't have the time to wade through dozens or hundreds of climate studies to figure out whose science is "good" or "bad," especially when zillions of dollars are being spent to propogandize me in either direction. Like most people, I'm left to try to judge based on my guess at the credibility of various aggregators and second-hand sources.
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    9. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by Rosonowski · · Score: 1

      Well, it's an extremely limited life form, with no intelligence or sentience to speak of. It's attacking another species we find useful, and doing so with a fair deal of success. I saw we nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. Ethnocentric? No. Species-centric? Well, it is in our benefit, in the end....

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    10. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm about as big of a "down with the man" as you can be, but Global Warming has it's pitfalls. Do I admit Global Warming is happening? Yup, just like I admit back in the 70's we were going through Global Cooling. Are we having an affect on the matter? Sure! Are we affecting things as much as most are saying? I'm betting no. The planet goes through warming & cooling phases regardless of what we do. In large part this gloom & doom of Global Warming started with the psychotics over at Greenpeace, and similar terrorist style green initiative organizations that just want to bring "the man" down a notch.

      Global Warming has become an accepted idea in scientific circles, and any who say otherwise, or even attempt to be rational about new research, or saying otherwise are tossed without even examining the results, or just flat-out attacked. Both sides are completely abhorrent to the thought that either could be wrong, and due to that, we'll all just have to wait another 30 years or so when the climate takes a downturn. The process begins a new, 30 years more of empirical data to skew either way, and by then, media will be even better at spinning it.

    11. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by onx · · Score: 1

      Worse yet that science writers often mix together vernacular and scientific usage of the word "theory" in their articles, perpetuating this confusion amongst readers who in some cases may come to think of real, major, scientific theories as mere guesses or generalizations.

    12. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't see how anyone with a good understanding of the Scientific Process could possibly misunderstand this article, you know? It is clearly stating that we have proved that the reason people talk on cell phones so much is that their minds have been infected with a parasitic fungus, and we shouldn't be worried about accidentally swallowing bees from flopping our mouths open whilst we walk-and-talk.

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    13. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Both sides are completely abhorrent to the thought that either could be wrong, and due to that, we'll all just have to wait another 30 years or so when the climate takes a downturn. The path to quick and easy (if what you say is true) fame and fortune:
      1) Take your fingers out of your ears and stop humming.
      2) Learn about the scientific method, and how you have to back up what you say to have a theory vindicated.
      3) Read this report.
      4) Find errors in their data/logic which show that global warming truly is made up/exaggerated.
      5) Become known as a world famous scientist who proved thousands wrong; book signings and movie dramatizations, award ceremonies and research grants.
      6) You now have the right to post your personal opinions on the science of climate change to Slashdot.

      Good luck!
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    14. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by geckofiend · · Score: 1

      Wow.

      Simply wow.

      If you didn't recognize the fact that the OP was joking you need to go back to reading comprehension.

    15. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      manipulate the debate on global climate change so easily

      Are you claiming that most of the people can be fooled all of the time or that all of the people can be fooled some of the time?

    16. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1
      I asked noted scientist Jack Thompson whether he thought video games kill bees, and his answer was enlightening:

      "Hell yes! I personally know from my research that Hot Coffee is responsible for the deaths of over 20 million bees in the United States. And I will not rest until every bee is safe from the evils of these filthy, disgusting, nauseating, vile pieces of software." He then excused himself, saying he needed to visit the restroom and masturbate to pictures of John Bolton addressing the United Nations.

    17. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Please, take your form response, shove it up your ass, and set yourself alight. My statement is an opinion, not of fact. Do I believe we need to cut back on our waste? Of course, this is a fact given our finite number of resources available to us. I find it largely interesting that papers state data from the past 100 years or so. Last thing this planet does is work on sub-100 year cycles (we've barely had the ability to assign numbers to temperature for a couple hundred years). Do yourself a favor in the future, entertain debate, and lively discussion next time instead of being a pompous asshole who hides behind a form response. You'd look less like a psyco environmentalist. Then, and only then, will YOU have the RIGHT to even post on /. I assume you've published scientific articles on the issue since you demand that of others? Hmmmm...didn't fucking think so.

      Good Luck!

    18. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Please, take your form response, shove it up your ass, and set yourself alight. My statement is an opinion, not of fact. Scientists state facts based on evidence that temperatures and water levels are rising and will continue to, and that there could be less arable land and ensuing starvation and drought in the coming decades.
      Your statement of opinion is "let's wait 30 years and see".

      Do I believe we need to cut back on our waste? Of course, this is a fact given our finite number of resources available to us. I find it largely interesting that papers state data from the past 100 years or so. Last thing this planet does is work on sub-100 year cycles (we've barely had the ability to assign numbers to temperature for a couple hundred years). Well well, aren't you the well informed climatologist. You refer to "papers" like you spend your free time reading climatology journals.

      See Climate Change 2001: Working Group I: The Scientific Basis: 2. Observed Climate Variability and Change, it contains a summary of works from several papers, many of which comment on climate change on the scale of hundreds of thousands of years.
      e.g. Figure 2.22: Variations of temperature, methane, and atmospheric carbon dioxide concentrations derived from air trapped within ice cores from Antarctica (adapted from Sowers and Bender, 1995; Blunier et al., 1997; Fischer et al., 1999; Petit et al., 1999).25 years.

      Do yourself a favor in the future, entertain debate, and lively discussion next time instead of being a pompous asshole who hides behind a form response. Usually if you want to have a debate on the subject you'll learn something about it first. Clearly you haven't taken the time to read even the IPCC summaries, so debate with you means "I think this" "But look at this report!" "No, you're wrong, I think this. <Insert swear words here>"

      I assume you've published scientific articles on the issue since you demand that of others? Hmmmm...didn't fucking think so.

      Good Luck! I demand that of anyone who thinks they know better than those who have published scientific articles..
      I agree with the scientific consensus, so I can point you (and have pointed you) to the papers those scientists have published. You don't, so you have to point me to some equally convincing papers. Since none exist you have to come up with some of your own.
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    19. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

      This didn't make me lose faith in scientists or science. It would have made me lose faith in "science" "journalists", except for one factor -- I have zero faith in what passes for "science" "journalists" already, based on their apparent complete ignorance of science as shown by the unbelievable nonsense they report. This latest was just ... same bozos, more crap.

    20. Re:Cellphone don't kill bees... by __aaaceh1530 · · Score: 1

      A truly educated, well thought out and refined response. And flying saucers really are overturned cups on saucers and come from Mars and Venus. Some people will believe anything.

  2. Can't be right by WrongMonkey · · Score: 0, Troll

    Technology must be blamed somehow! It's always technology's fault!

    1. Re:Can't be right by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Technology must be blamed somehow! It's always technology's fault!

      Gosh, I sure hope it doesn't adversely affect the africanised bees, aka killer bees.

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    2. Re:Can't be right by witte · · Score: 1

      Exactly :-)
      Typical luddite reaction, it's New and Unknown, so it must be the one and only cause for any random issue. *cue twilight zone theme*

    3. Re:Can't be right by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It probably is technologies fault, in that the fungus is likely one that has been brought into an area filled with vulnerable bees from another area...Just another invasive species. Also, we've been encouraging a bit of a bee monoculture, and trucking hives all over the country, spreading the fungus.

      Just a hazard of the modern world. Hopefully now that we've isolated the problem, we can go ahead and solve it with the application of still more technology! (Thereby creating strains of fungus resistant to whatever it was that we used to kill the fungus, yadda yadda yadda).

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    4. Re:Can't be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, apparently they've already got immunity.

      Yay.

    5. Re:Can't be right by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      Do you have a Jump To Conclusions Mat? Are you privy to information not in the TFA? My comment was a bit of sarcasm directed towards reflexive luddites. Speak of the devil...

    6. Re:Can't be right by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Yea, that's me, luddite to the core, nevermind my tech job, and my tech degree, and the basic pro-techness of almost every aspect of my life.

      Technology causes problems; it's foolish to think otherwise. It also solves problems, which should evident to anyone who isn't hopelessly biased. Bit of a rat race, unfortunately. But fortunately our techno-rat is still in the lead, and hopefully he'll stay that way for a long time to come.

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    7. Re:Can't be right by Himring · · Score: 1

      *cue twilight zone theme*

      Afterwards, queue ball in the side pocket....

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    8. Re:Can't be right by Himring · · Score: 1

      Do you have a Jump To Conclusions Mat?

      No, but we do have an Over React Fred....

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    9. Re:Can't be right by normuser · · Score: 0

      Are you privy to information not in the TFA?


      Please dont do that. whenever I come to "the the" my head resets reading that sentance and it takes afew cycles to break the loop.

      Thanks
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    10. Re:Can't be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      *cue twilight zone theme*

      Afterwards, queue ball in the side pocket....

      You know, actually, the original use of "cue" was correct. "Cue" can also mean:

            3. To position (an audio or video recording) in readiness for playing: cue up a record on the turntable.
      (http://www.answers.com/cue&r=67)

      "Queue", on the other hand, only has one variant of meaning.

      Grammar Nazi FTW! :)

  3. occam by witte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It certainly seems a more plausible cause.

  4. Why blame everything else? by guruevi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I see more and more in common media that everybody tries to blame everything on new technology going from cancer to depression, blamed on cell phones to video games. Yet, they don't bother looking or trying to understand the deeper reasons like our old friends in the mushroom... euhm, fungi world.

    Is it an artifact of ancient religion or superstition maybe? (Like the sun and moon worshipers, or offerers of livestock and enemies, witchhunting?)

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    1. Re:Why blame everything else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worse than that.

      This is a complete fabrication of "news", based on something that's widely known and widely dealt with.

      The media can't even admit it's wrong now... They annoucne "we found the cause, it's a fungus.. blah blah"

      It's called foulbrood. It's what kills beehives. Any apiculturist (beekeeper) can tell you all about it.

      The closest thing to a story written on this should have been (possibly) "higher rate of foulbrood this year" in some beekeepers trade magazine. I don't even know if the incidence is higher, or not. It's probably the same.

      It's this knee-jerk environmentalism. Everyone was quick to blame cell phones, or some other junk science bullshit, for a problem that didn't exist.

    2. Re:Why blame everything else? by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Like this you mean?

      http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20070427/tuk-warn ing-over-school-wi-fi-systems-45dbed5.html

      Teachers are calling for a full scientific investigation into wireless computer systems, following reports of electromagnetic radiation among staff and students.
    3. Re:Why blame everything else? by Tofystedeth · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression based on a posting by an apiculturist in the discussion on the cellphone article that foulbrood was one that did something along the lines of rotting the larvae. There was no mention of that in any of the articles on CCD that I've read. They only talk about workers not returning to the hive and dying, and the bees that depend on the workers dying as a result. Seems to me like this is a different fungus.

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    4. Re:Why blame everything else? by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Is it an artifact of ancient religion or superstition maybe?

      I think it's human nature - when something bad happens, most people's first assumption is that it's related to something that changed recently. This is usually at least a good place to start, although obviously jumping to conclusions based on it is the wrong thing to do.

      In this case, the cell phone argument at first seemed hokey to me, but then I thought of a way that it might not be completely ridiculous. Maybe some people with more than an amateur understanding of the topic can correct one or both of them.

      The first thing I thought of was that bees probably aren't even big enough to pick up a 1.6GHz (highest cellphone frequency mentioned in the article I read) radio wave. IIRC, the wavelength is something like 6 inches, so even a quarter wave is longer than most bees.

      Then I remembered reading somewhere that wax acts as a microwave lens. So I thought maybe it wasn't the bees, but their hives that were "picking up" the cell tower waves and maybe heating up parts of the hive to the point that the bees were compelled to leave?

      Of course, a parasite or other biological cause makes much more sense.

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    5. Re:Why blame everything else? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Eh. Phones are such a good target. I mean, you set your phone on your desk, and you get speaker feedback every time it does discovery on a tower, and you think how often that happens when the damn thing is in your pants, and so it seems plausible whenever some group freaks out about this or that thing and blames it on cellphones, until it turns out that they have no fricking evidence, but by that point the idea of dangerous cellphones is even more firmly ingrained in peoples minds, thus making them more likely to believe the NEXT crazy thing that gets blamed on cellphones.

      Admittedly the bee thing was a hilarious stretch. I mean, people would have noticed if, whenever you put up a cellphone tower, all bees in a 20 mile radius started crashing into things and dying, especially because towers are so often put up on or around farm land (because it's cheap), and a farmer would probably notice a massive decreased yield of whatever their crop was, and be super quick to blame it on cellphone towers, for the reasons stated above. //Is there an award for two longest run-on sentences in one post?

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    6. Re:Why blame everything else? by prelelat · · Score: 1

      I agree, fungi parasites and disease have caused coloney collapse before. I do agree that they should have gone through all the claims such as cell phone usage to make sure they figured it out. I never believed that was the reason(this has happend in other years with less deaths) and I'm glad they found out what it was(I got the impression be farmers who have experianced this before figured it would be something like this). The media jumped on board with the cell phone usage and I think I read a couple articals on google news that even outright said it was cellphones.

      Fact finding. Find a fact that you like run with it. Oh how I miss the day when they did research :(

    7. Re:Why blame everything else? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'I see more and more in common media that everybody tries to blame everything on new technology'

      That is fairly reasonable since this is a new problem it stands to reason that something new would be the cause. Most of the other things blamed on technology are old problems.

    8. Re:Why blame everything else? by natophonic · · Score: 1

      It's been many years since my dad and I kept a few beehives in the backyard for fun, but foulbrood == fungus didn't ring true with what I'd remembered... and it's not true, foulbrood == baterica.

    9. Re:Why blame everything else? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's called foulbrood. It's what kills beehives. Any apiculturist (beekeeper) can tell you all about it.
      And any beekeeper worth his salt would tell you that foulbrood is bacterial, not fungal, and is treated with tetracycline antibiotics -- Terramycin is what I used when I kept bees.

      In addition, foulbrood exists in almost every hive -- it's hives that are weakened for other reasons that are really damaged by it. So, for example, a hive that did not have adequate food supplies (such as if bees didn't return to the hive with pollen) would be more likely to have a huge foulbrood problem.

      It's this knee-jerk environmentalism. Everyone was quick to blame cell phones, or some other junk science bullshit, for a problem that didn't exist.
      Yes, there was a lot of speculation that was evenutally found to be false. That's science for ya.

      /Never mind the fact that several bee parasites are ravaging North American hives due to successive mild winters, which may or may not be due to anthropogenic environmental problems.
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    10. Re:Why blame everything else? by CODiNE · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think religion has anything to do with it. More likely it's confusion on the whole cause vs correlation thing. Hey even scientists sometimes confuse the two.

      News: Bees are dying in great numbers!
      Reaction: What's changed recently? Ahah! Global warming! Cell phones! VoIP! AppleTV!

      It's really natural to think "What's different?" when something bad happens for the first time in memory. Even if the whole world was atheist I can't imagine things would be much different. Unless you assume everyone would automatically have an I.Q. of 150. Not all atheists are intelligent after all. ;-)

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    11. Re:Why blame everything else? by Himring · · Score: 1

      I see more and more in common media that everybody tries to blame everything on new technology

      The real problem is, and always has been, women....

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    12. Re:Why blame everything else? by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, to some degree being suspicious of novelty is a human trait.

      But the real story here is how poorly the media are equipped to deal with science or technology stories. They don't have enough scientifically literate reporters. They apparently can't find any reporters who are even interested in science or technology.

      Anybody who takes Science News, which every journalist should has been aware of the bee fungus story for years now. Stories about cell phone radiation have been around for decades.

      But somehow, when it comes time to cover a story like this, the only people they can find to send are people whose familiarity with these issues is limited having heard that cell phones cause brain tumors from somebody they can't remember.

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    13. Re:Why blame everything else? by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're wrong on all accounts. Obviously the cell phones are causing the parasite invasion.

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    14. Re:Why blame everything else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It's because mushrooms look like small penises. Are you sure you want to explore that idea deeper?

    15. Re:Why blame everything else? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is fairly reasonable since this is a new problem it stands to reason that something new would be the cause.

      There are extremely numerous examples of old behavior whose results have finally stacked up sufficiently to cause a problem. Global warming is one of them. The destruction of the Southern coastline of the US, the destruction of the flora that causes drainage to work properly, and related issues made it possible for hurricane katrina to wipe new orleans mostly off the map. Mercury mining in Lake County, California, eventually (but not immediately) made it unsafe to eat fish or drink water from the lake. (This one's a local example, sorry.) Deforestation of the amazon has led to decreased rainfall - it's been going on for decades but it's only now that the amazon is in danger of drying up and going away.

      Anyway, it's really not reasonable at all, it was a knee-jerk reaction from people who don't understand physics, just like my girlfriend won't let me put my microwave in the kitchen because she thinks that it's going to harm her somehow, even if it's never in use while she's in the room.

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    16. Re:Why blame everything else? by klenwell · · Score: 1

      I don't think religion has anything to do with it

      Apparently, you haven't heard of Bee Rapture. (I hadn't either until it was mentioned -- in passing -- in the New York Times a couple days ago.)

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    17. Re:Why blame everything else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Humans and their technology is not the cause for *all* evil? What are all the nature-respecting tree huggers to do?

    18. Re:Why blame everything else? by SdnSeraphim · · Score: 1

      I think in history there have been two ways to look at new technology. Fear and avoidance, or exuberant acceptance. But sometimes thing that are accepted as breakthroughs are actually deadly for us. Can you say X-Ray shoe fitting.

      Technology such as cell phones are so mysterious to average non-technophiles, and that mystery is frightening. Fightening precisely because of the past "breakthroughs" that causes people great harm.

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    19. Re:Why blame everything else? by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      Because it's damn logical, it's logical to inspect new introduced things for every (perceived) new problem.

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    20. Re:Why blame everything else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, there is no "new problem" here. Species in nature -- whether cultivated or otherwise -- exist in a state of flux, not stability. It would be news if there wasn't some "new" affliction that bees were dealing with.

      Don't mistake our modern ability to find a "cause" for each unusual event as evidence that the status quo is the norm. That hasn't been true of Earth's ecosystems for millions of years.

    21. Re:Why blame everything else? by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 1

      ...everybody tries to blame everything on new technology going from cancer to depression, blamed on cell phones to video games. Yet, they don't bother looking or trying to understand the deeper reasons...
      Amen to that. Check out this article where a woman passes off her psychosomatic illness as an allergy to technology.
    22. Re:Why blame everything else? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      I know a number of people who can notice wifi (in the b,g range) including some very bad cases. Seems to be hereditary as well - I know at least one case where a father and son both can hear a constant "winding-up" buzz from WiFi. In the son's case it is so bad that no WiFi access point can be anywhere close to him (he is autistic and just turning wifi a few rooms across hits him out flat). My first thought was that it is infra or ultrasound overspill from the power supply which is another well known one and generally more common. So after cycling through 7+ APs of different brands we went through all possible power supplies including running HostAP on a laptop. Same story. Wifi on - father hears buzzzzzz and the poor kid is spaced out. End of the day they got Devolo ethernet power bridge adapters instead.

      So do not just discard that. It is a well known phenomenon. While quite rare, it exists and some people really cannot stand it.

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    23. Re:Why blame everything else? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'Anyway, it's really not reasonable at all, it was a knee-jerk reaction from people who don't understand physics, just like my girlfriend won't let me put my microwave in the kitchen because she thinks that it's going to harm her somehow, even if it's never in use while she's in the room.'

      'was' is inappropriate because nobody has shown anything contrary to the research that shows cellular signals are disrupting the navigation systems used by bees. This article doesn't even mention cellular signals or reach any conclusions about what is causing the problems with the bees. There is nothing past tense about his potential problem.

      I haven't heard anything about how this possibility violates the laws of physics, all I have heard is that based upon observations a theory was reached and predictions made. The bees disappearing is one of the predictions. That is called the scientific method, its the principle on which all credible knowledge is based.

      Could the theory be incorrect? Certainly, but there is no reason that I am aware of to believe so at this time.

    24. Re:Why blame everything else? by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Reaction: What's changed recently? Ahah! Global warming! Cell phones! VoIP! AppleTV!

      I think that's part of it. The other part is there's a large group of miss-guided people who have a bug up their butt about some particular thing. The people who think cell phones are harmful blame cell-phones. The people who don't like GM crops blame GM crops. Forget about lack of mechanisms, or these causes not matching or being able to explain the observed pattern, it HAS to be those things, because those things are EVIL!

      I think that's what the OP might have been getting at when he mentioned religion. Peoples lack of understanding of cause/effect relationships, and a basic unfamiliarity with how a certain cause would produce a different pattern over time/location/physical evidence can certainly be a contributing factor. But I think much of the driving force behind the kooky explanations is just simply bias and a hidden agenda.

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    25. Re:Why blame everything else? by rthille · · Score: 1

      Dude, the sex must be great, or you've got a lot higher tolerance for people who can't think logically...that said, I dated one of those. Damn the sex was good, but talking with her made my brain hurt.

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    26. Re:Why blame everything else? by ReTay · · Score: 1

      OK as an apiculturist MOD THIS GUY UP!!!

      Not only is this well known it has already been dealt with.
      There are sprays and smokes to take care of the issue.
      There are also two breeds of bee now that are naturally resistant to the fungus.
      This whole The bees are dieing thing reminds me of the whole Y2K thing.
      However on the other had I am getting top dollar for putting my bees into other peoples fields this year. :)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diseases_of_the_honey _bee#American_foulbrood_.28AFB.29

      or
      http://maarec.cas.psu.edu/bkCD/Bee_Diseases/AFB.ht ml

    27. Re:Why blame everything else? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      our old friends in the mushroom... euhm, fungi world.

      Yeah. In fact, what do you call a mushroom that buys everybody drinks?
      A fungi to be around.

    28. Re:Why blame everything else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...like our old friends in the mushroom...

      Yeah! He's a great friend and a really fun guy!

    29. Re:Why blame everything else? by slamb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      [Noticing wifi without electronic equipment] is a well known phenomenon. While quite rare, it exists and some people really cannot stand it.

      I don't believe you. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Show me the results of your double-blind trial. If you personally know "a number of people" who can do this, it should be quite easy to perform. After performing it, you reasonably claim that you have evidence. After getting your study published in a peer-reviewed journal and your results reproduced elsewhere, you can reasonably claim that it is well-known. Until then, stop saying crazy things.

    30. Re:Why blame everything else? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I'd love to do a double-blind study of this. I suspect it is psychological. Microwave ovens release similar frequencies and it is difficult to find anywhere in a civilized part of the world that doesn't have multiple access points visible.

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    31. Re:Why blame everything else? by onx · · Score: 1

      It's not a fabrication of news, it is a direct response by several journalists to a pseudo-science article that because of its sensationalist nature received a large readership. If it had not been for the ridiculous unsubstantiated claims in the original article, the scientists who have been researching CCD since October (according to the NYT article) would have just continued to do so in quiet until they had real results. Instead, journalists contacted these researches who responded as you should expect them to.

      You talk of the media as if it's merely a single individual. Theres a reason certain elements of the media have better reputations than others.

      Yours is a complete fabrication of a "post" based on something that's widely known and in the summary.

    32. Re:Why blame everything else? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Unless you assume everyone would automatically have an I.Q. of 150.
      But, wouldn't that mean that everyone would have an I.Q. of 100? By definition?
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    33. Re:Why blame everything else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember hearing about a case where somebody who was "hearing voices" turned out to be picking up a radio station through the fillings in their teeth and hearing the sound through bone conduction. Must have been an AM radio station I expect, not FM. Anyways, it would be interesting to find out if those people you know have amalgam fillings. If they do, they could try getting them replaced with the white non metallic (plastic/ceramic?) alternative to see if it solves the problem.

      Of course, if they have a metal plate or screw in their head or neck as a repair to a bone broken in an accident, that's less easy to remove/replace with something non-metallic.

    34. Re:Why blame everything else? by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      If everyone had the same I.Q. there's be no more I.Q. tests.

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    35. Re:Why blame everything else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > a hive that did not have adequate food supplies (such as if bees didn't return to the
      > hive with pollen)

      I've never been a beekeeper like you... but I don't think bees eat pollen.

    36. Re:Why blame everything else? by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      I don't think religion has anything to do with it

      Apparently, you haven't heard of Bee Rapture. (I hadn't either until it was mentioned -- in passing -- in the New York Times a couple days ago.)

      Are you kidding me? The Bee Rapture was the inspiration for the best-selling series of novels, "Left Bee-hind."

    37. Re:Why blame everything else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember hearing about a case where somebody who was "hearing voices" turned out to be picking up a radio station through the fillings in their teeth and hearing the sound through bone conduction. Must have been an AM radio station I expect, not FM. Anyways, it would be interesting to find out if those people you know have amalgam fillings. If they do, they could try getting them replaced with the white non metallic (plastic/ceramic?) alternative to see if it solves the problem.
      Urban legend - and quite a silly one. Hint: AM stands for amplitude modulated. An antenna is not enough to get to encoded the audio signal.
    38. Re:Why blame everything else? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      AFAIK the kid is in a state where it is beyond the possibility of psychological. Seriously bad case. AFAIK, he did not know in any of the cases when it is turned on and off. I am saying AFAIK, because I did not do it myself - I was only supplying the equipment. No idea if they have a microwave, would not be surprised if they do not.

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    39. Re:Why blame everything else? by skoaldipper · · Score: 1
      O'BLY?

      Honey bees have lots of little hairs on their body. Even their eyes have hairs. Pollen sticks to the hairs while the bees are visiting the flowers. A furry little bee wiggling around inside the flower picks up a lot of pollen. After getting pollen on their body hairs, the bees move it to a special area on their hind legs called pollen baskets . Foraging bees returning to the hive often have bright yellow or greenish balls of pollen hanging from these pollen baskets.

      Pollen is the yellowish or greenish powder-like substance that sometimes comes from flowers. It may be quite sticky. It contains the male contribution to the next generation of plants. Honey bees mix the pollen with some nectar to form a mixture called beebread that is a protein-rich food used to feed the larvae. As the worker bees move from flower to flower, they spread pollen to many different plants, including important foods such as vegetables (squash and cucum bers), fruits (apples, watermelon, plums, sweet cherries, citrus), nuts (almonds), plants grown for seed (sunflower), and animal feed crops such as clover.
      Ooh, that's gotta sting!

      Just kidding, brother. I'm no beekeeper either, but I did find your honest skepticism (like mine) to be provocatively informative, since it encouraged me to read a little bit this lazy saturday morning. I'm still recovering from a concussion and stitches from yesterday, so take my reference above (and the source cited) with an equal amount of skepticism.
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    40. Re:Why blame everything else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hg vapour leaching from metal amalgams -- delusions, paranoia, sensory hallucinations, and rationalizations for the symptoms are all consistent with mercury poisoning. If there are enough dental amalgam fillings to be called an "antenna" (how would that work, exactly?) for AM band signals, there is plausibly enough (tens of micrograms per day) to contribute to psychotic symptoms if inhaled over moderate periods of time.

      "Hearing voices" would be pretty disturbing. Attributing them to high-Hg dental amalgams is plausible for neurotoxic reasons. Attributing them to radio signals "picked up" by high-Hg dental amalgams is unreasonable for lots of reasons, not least of which is yours.

    41. Re:Why blame everything else? by mpe · · Score: 1

      I don't believe you. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

      Or at least they should, there are claims where this does not appear to be the case...

      Show me the results of your double-blind trial. If you personally know "a number of people" who can do this, it should be quite easy to perform.

      In the case of "hearing WiFi" the tests would need to include comparing regular access points with those of the exact same model which have been modified to emit no RF.

    42. Re:Why blame everything else? by mpe · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing about a case where somebody who was "hearing voices" turned out to be picking up a radio station through the fillings in their teeth and hearing the sound through bone conduction. Must have been an AM radio station I expect, not FM. Anyways, it would be interesting to find out if those people you know have amalgam fillings. If they do, they could try getting them replaced with the white non metallic (plastic/ceramic?) alternative to see if it solves the problem.

      One of the early episode of "Mythbusters" tested this and were unable to get any such effect. IIRC the conditions involved an amalgam filling and a gold filling/crown in close proximity to each other...

    43. Re:Why blame everything else? by slamb · · Score: 1

      Urban legend - and quite a silly one. Hint: AM stands for amplitude modulated. An antenna is not enough to get to encoded the audio signal.

      AM is dirt-simple, actually. I looked up this urban legend, and there are a number of people who claim it's true. Keep in mind the classic line that "the plural of anecdote is not data", but they at least provided a semi-plausible theoretical basis for this happening.

      I can't say the same for arivanov's claims of detecting low-power 2.4 GHz 802.11[bg] transmissions. I find the idea that several people in his group of friends can do this to be incredible given the prevalence of wifi and lack of other reports, and due to the missing theoretical basis. While I myself know a number of people who find wifi painful, it's more in a metaphorical sense. And while a particular pattern of 2.4 GHz signals can have a dramatic heating effect on water molecules - deadly for living creatures - the effect from wifi would have to be negligible. A typical microwave oven radiates 700 W. A wifi hotspot is restricted to at most 100 mW [*]. So it's not as powerful by four orders of magnitude. What's more, objects in a microwave are maybe a half meter from the transmitter, so they'll get a significant fraction of that 700 W. Flux follows an inverse square law, so the power passing through a small kid three rooms away from the wifi transmitter will be much less than 100 mW. The antenna should be anisotropic, and by design the kid should be in a relatively high-gain region, but...still...much less than 100 mW.

      [*] - exact limit varies by regulatory domain, and the restriction may not be on total radiated power. In any case, I think I have the right order of magnitude.

    44. Re:Why blame everything else? by slamb · · Score: 1

      In the case of "hearing WiFi" the tests would need to include comparing regular access points with those of the exact same model which have been modified to emit no RF.

      You don't even need to physically modify them to do that. Most wifi access points are also Ethernet switches and NAT-enabled routers, so it's not uncommon for them to have a "radio disabled" mode. You can do it programmatically.

      Here's my proposed experiment: set up a computer program that sets the radio to a random state every minute, recording the states into a file for later analysis. Have the wireless access point in one room and the test subject in another, with his clothes (no electronic devices), chair, clipboard, pencil, paper, and clock synchronized in advance to the computer's. Have the test subject [*] know when each interval starts and stops and have them record whether they think the radio is on or off. Arrange the number of trials so that you can achieve 5% significance if the test subject is 75% successful. Try as many combinations of test subject and access point as desired. (Keep in mind, though, that at 5% significance roughly one in twenty will seem to be successful when it's not. So it might not be a bad idea to repeat the "successful" experiments if you try many combinations, in order to achieve greater significance.) You can be in same room as the test subject if you like, or add a video camera, or just go by the clipboard. If you allow anyone in the same room as the access point (seeing the radio status LED) or using a computer, they must not enter the test room, make sounds audible through the wall, or whatever. It's double-blind: no one who knows whether the radio is on or not inteacts with the test subject until after the test subject's observations are recorded, so the test subject can't be know the radio state unless the test is successful.

      [*] - or, in the case of the autistic boy, an "interpreter". I'll leave the ethical considerations of a potentially somewhat-painful experiment on a subject who can never give "informed consent" as an exercise to the reader. I admit I'm biased by my near certainty that the experiment would show nothing.

    45. Re:Why blame everything else? by klenwell · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? The Bee Rapture was the inspiration for the best-selling series of novels, "Left Bee-hind." Oh, is that what those were about? Never read any of them. But certainly heard the buzz. :p
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    46. Re:Why blame everything else? by wesman83 · · Score: 1

      there already have been studies on this (electromagnetic sensitivity) and it was concluded more than once on a good deal of evidence that this crippling syndrome is entirely psychological and not dependent at all on the amount of RF exposure.

  5. I blame the bees... by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 5, Funny

    they shouldn't use cell phones while flying.

    1. Re:I blame the bees... by Cynox · · Score: 1

      No, the problem is:

      1) Mobile phones
      2) Lack of bee Telephone Sanitizers

      which leads to

      3) Lethal fungus

      Simple and sad ...

    2. Re:I blame the bees... by Wookietim · · Score: 1

      They should at least get bluetooth headsets!

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    3. Re:I blame the bees... by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      But weren't the telephone sanitizers all on the Bee Ark?

  6. Well, DUH by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 0

    I wonder which collection of deluded vegan hippies thought that 2-3GHz RF could disorient bees, seeing as how a housefly will gladly buzz around inside a running microwave oven as the fly is much smaller than the wavelength of the RF?

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    1. Re:Well, DUH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you gots some teensy flies in your house.

    2. Re:Well, DUH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it was a bunch of deluded geeks and nerds (scientists), not deluded vegan hippies. But why spoil a nice rant, right?

    3. Re:Well, DUH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got some huge ones. The wavelength at that size is what, 12 cm?

    4. Re:Well, DUH by AbsoluteXyro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A. Flies do not "happily" buzz around inside running microwaves. Not for long anyways.

      B. Do not lump "vegans" in with "deluded hippies." It is not our fault PETA paid some assclown to burn down animal testing facilities and spray paint VEGAN POWER on the ashes. The majority of vegans are not stupid protest mongering hippies.

    5. Re:Well, DUH by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

      Frequency of microwave oven as stamped on the back of the unit: 2.5GHz Wavelength of said frequency in air: About 1 foot Yes, flies in my house are smaller than one foot. Are you a deluded brainless cretin as well, or simply unable to master grade-school math? Never mind the fact that the energy levels of cell phone signals away from the tower are about a billion times lower than what's in my oven, or that in the oven you are in the near-field with electric field gradients of the order of a 100V/m... It simply could never, ever have had *anything* to do with cell phones, no matter how many "geeks" and "scientists" thought so. Cretins all of them. I think a rant is appropriate when the levels of ignorance and stupidity are this high.

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    6. Re:Well, DUH by PTBarnum · · Score: 1

      3 GHz = 10 cm wavelength. Where I live, most of the flies are significantly shorter than 10 cm. If things are different where you live, remind me to stay away.

    7. Re:Well, DUH by LGagnon · · Score: 1

      This is modded Insightful? How about Troll? Honestly, you complain about people blaming the wrong source on the one hand and blame "vegan hippies" on the other with no proof that vegans are responsible for the claims.

    8. Re:Well, DUH by theelectron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've known some vegan hippie computer scientists. The two groups are not mutually exclusive.

    9. Re:Well, DUH by discord5 · · Score: 1

      how a housefly will gladly buzz around inside a running microwave oven as the fly is much smaller than the wavelength of the RF?

      From experience I can tell you that flies do not buzz around inside running microwave ovens for long, and rest assured that the end product smells awful.

      For what it's worth, it didn't suffer long

    10. Re:Well, DUH by Burdell · · Score: 1

      Frequency of microwave oven as stamped on the back of the unit: 2.5GHz Wavelength of said frequency in air: About 1 foot ... Are you a deluded brainless cretin as well, or simply unable to master grade-school math?
      You should try some of that grade-school math (hint: units matter). The wavelength of a 2.5GHz signal is about 12cm, not 12". Also, by your reasoning, a microwave oven could never cook (or even affect) anything smaller than 12cm, which is certainly not true. I suggest you read up on how microwave ovens work.
    11. Re:Well, DUH by inode_buddha · · Score: 1
      "...how a housefly will gladly buzz around inside a running microwave oven as the fly is much smaller than the wavelength of the RF?

      From experience I can tell you that flies do not buzz around inside running microwave ovens for long, and rest assured that the end product smells awful.

      For what it's worth, it didn't suffer long"

      Yeah but did it taste good?

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    12. Re:Well, DUH by Erbo · · Score: 1

      It seemed strange, especially since I'm told that bees in Finland aren't suffering from the same issue...and Finland has more cellphones than pretty much anyplace else on Earth.

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    13. Re:Well, DUH by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1
      I'm not a scientist publishing stuff, I'm just ranting on a website. For what it's worth, the fly will eventually die because of the intense electric fields associated with being in the near field. Has nothing to do with the frequency. The same fly would die near a 2.5KW CB transmitter at 27MHz. Don't believe me? Try it yourself. Get a hand-held 4W CB, with fresh batteries, choose any channel, press push to talk, and wave the antenna near a "neon" bulb or a CFL. It'll start glowing. I think if you stick 27MHz in the equation you'll find that the photons have nowhere near the energy to make stuff fluoresce. Yet it does, it does...

      So a cell phone tower, when you're in the far field, won't do much to bees. So I'll stick to my initial claim that a bunch of deluded people advanced this "theory". If there was *any* substance to the claim that RF could disorient bees, let me ask you this, do you think humans started using RF just last year? Did the bees get confused from the poor spelling of the SMS messages?

      This reminds me of the "mutated 5-legged-frogs" scare of a few years ago. Same type of knee-jerk "OMG itz the kemiculs doodz" response. In the end, it was a parasite.

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    14. Re:Well, DUH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who, as a child, put plenty of bees, wasps, and common house flies into running microwaves, I can tell you from personal experience that they do not "gladly buzz around". In fact, most died after just 2 or 3 seconds of microwaving.

      Yes, I was very bored as a kid...

    15. Re:Well, DUH by cbacba · · Score: 1

      inside of a microwave oven is about 1000 watts of rf power tuned to a rotational mode of liquid water. There's nothing magic about it. If you put a thousand watts of power into a fly or into a baked potato, they're going to cook rather fast. The difference between a toaster oven and a microwave is that this energy permeates the potato and doesn't heat up the rest of the oven in a microwave and goes to heating the outside of the potato and the inside of the oven in a toaster oven.

      The cellphone not only isn't at the right frequency to be absorbed by liquid water, it's miniscule compared to the power of an oven or even a lightbulb.

  7. yay! by isieo · · Score: 0

    so its safe to give my little Bee a cell phone!

  8. What's the Buzz about anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope that there is a good solution, I don't want to have to manually pollinate, plus mead is good stuff!

  9. Let me be the first to say by davidwr · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I think there is a fungus among us."

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to say by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well.

      Milli Vanilli said you can blame it on the rain,
      And if you blame it on the rain, what can be gained so..
      If all fails, you can blame it on bees.

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    2. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guys, if you modded this funny, I think we're going to have to suspend your Internet access. I mean, seriously, wtf.

  10. Everyone repeat after me: by R2.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Correlation does not necessarily equate to causality"

    Repeat 100x.

    Apply to all the other dumbass pop-sci suburban "crises". Cell phones cause brain cancer. MMR vaccine and autism. Etc.

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    1. Re:Everyone repeat after me: by Itninja · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, I'm pretty sure it does. Everybody knows that umbrellas make it rain. It's just common sense. But I guess you elite Harvard liberals wouldn't know much about that. /end sarcasm

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    2. Re:Everyone repeat after me: by AbsoluteXyro · · Score: 1

      I would like to draw your attention to this highly relevant graph on Global Warming.

    3. Re:Everyone repeat after me: by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      So true. Someone told me that breathing leads to death. His empirical data showed that everything that breathes eventually dies.

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    4. Re:Everyone repeat after me: by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Apply to all the other dumbass pop-sci suburban "crises".

      I hope you're not implying that wide-spread collapse of colonies of bees isn't a crisis.

      The collapse of bee colonies has potentially huge implications for agriculture. Bees get trucked in so that they can be placed in the vicinity of orchards and fields which need to be pollenated so their can be crops. Then, after they get done, they get trucked elsewhere. There isn't a manual replacement for this that works nearly as well.

      As much as people made mistakes about what was the underlying problem, there was a very real need to figure out why. Making sure we can get crops fertilized is not some dumbass pop-sci suburban 'crisis'. It's a very real thing to be concerned about. The fact that someone managed to show that bees don't go back to their colonies when there is cell equipment around was a false lead, but it wasn't an utter contrivance either.

      You can eat your smugness when you've got no food, but don't underestimate why this was important in the first place.

      Cheers
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    5. Re:Everyone repeat after me: by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Whoooosh...way to miss the point.

      By "suburban crisis", I was referring to the plethora of "X is caused by Y" stories out there which tend to be built INTO "crises" by the scientifically illiterate news media and public. "Dying bee colonies" may be a crisis - "Cell Phones are Killing Bee Colonies" is not, and it diminishes the effort to find real causes to the problems we face.

      It sounds like the latest research is on the right track - are you going to tell me that the cell-phone bullshit is going to *help* the cause?

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    6. Re:Everyone repeat after me: by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Same goes for this study. They found information about the Asian beas, and zip on the ones here. The data is so preliminary it should have never made it to the press.

    7. Re:Everyone repeat after me: by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows that umbrellas make it rain. It's just common sense.

      Where I come from everybody knows it's the absence of umbrellas that makes it rain.

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    8. Re:Everyone repeat after me: by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      It's a graph, all right. I'm not prepared to argue with graphs.

    9. Re:Everyone repeat after me: by Barryke · · Score: 1
      "Correlation does not necessarily equate to causality"

      Yes it does. Observe:

      "You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature." (see graph) - from http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/
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  11. I get it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cell phones are causing the fungus to grow!

  12. Concider this by Handbrewer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its always easier to blame it on something that people don't really understand and/or already fear. Remember the fear of brain tumors from cell phones? Now when a Journalist or whatever hears bees cant find their way home, they obviously feel compelled to link it to the fearsome x-rays (I call them x-rays in the sense that x is unknown and scary rays of course). Surely, such "news" - "sell" more than some boring research into fungi. Nobody, cares about fungus. They care about scary invisible rays.

    1. Re:Concider this by jimbojw · · Score: 1

      > They care about scary invisible rays.

      The only rays I fear are fricken laser beams - particularly the sort found on the heads of fricken sharks.

  13. Bees be bedeviled beyond belushi by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    http://caughtinthexfire.mu.nu/archives/snl_bee.jpg
    What a waste of a talent. Thanks, dope!

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  14. There IS a fungus among us? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

    I thought my mom was just being goofy....

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  15. Confusion... by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

    Organism or Phone. What's the difference, the both are 'cell' based.

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    1. Re:Confusion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real confusion is whether your brain or butt is doing your thinking!

  16. Well then it's gotta be... by Steve--Balllmer · · Score: 0

    cell phones that are causing an increase in the fungus. I mean, after all, something bad that happens in nature has to be the fault of humans or technology somehow....

  17. Fungi by uab21 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...can do weird things - The Jungle episode of Planet Earth the other week showed fungi infecting insects, *making them seek higher ground*, and then growing out of their dead bodies to spore anew. The behavior controlling bit was the freakiest to me - might explain the mass evacuations if it is something similar to that. I also seem to recall something a while back on /. linking to a study showing parasites 'remote controlling' host insects...

    1. Re:Fungi by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Holy crap that was messed up! I sat there watching that with my jaw dropped open, thinking, "Who the hell needs horror movies, when you've got the rainforest? Stop it before it kills again!"

      I like that the ants had developed a response, which was basically to pick up the sick guy, and dump him as far away from the hive as possible. That's a pretty sophisticated response. If the bees picked up on that one, this bee problem wouldn't be a problem any more (assuming that it really is the fungus).

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    2. Re:Fungi by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Also they found the cat shit worms (I forget the name) cause women to be promiscuousand men reclusive. More disturbing because it is people.

      here

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    3. Re:Fungi by jdunn14 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you find this stuff interesting, check out a book called Parasite Rex. It has all the gory details of these and a bunch of other parasites. For example, there's a fluke that lives in a snail, but needs to enter a bird to complete it's life cycle. It actually pushes the snail's eyestalk out and waves around to get the attention of predators.

    4. Re:Fungi by Tofystedeth · · Score: 1

      Toxoplasma gondii is a single-celled organism. Not a worm.

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    5. Re:Fungi by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that if I throw cat shit at women, they'll like me?

    6. Re:Fungi by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Probably not so mysterious. Those hosts that died on higher ground gave the fungus spores a better chance to catch the wind or a fresh passing host, while those hosts that died in a low spot were out of the wind and less likely to get tripped over. So natural selection selected for parasites that affected their hosts that way.

      Conversely, in the host critter, this might also have selected for individuals that prefer areas unlike those where infected hosts tend to die. This doubtless helped keep the parasite in balance, rather than letting it exterminate the host.

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    7. Re:Fungi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The insects seek higher ground not because the fungus is directly controlling their behavior, but because in order to fight the fungus, they must raise their own body temperature. Unlike humans, an insect's body temperature does not raise on its own. The only way for an insect to attempt to raise its body temperature is to find a heat source, and in nature, this heat source is sunlight. Insects seek higher ground to get out of the shade. http://hosts.cce.cornell.edu/mushroom_blog/?p=110

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    8. Re:Fungi by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      If you find this stuff interesting, check out a book called Parasite Rex. It has all the gory details of these and a bunch of other parasites. For example, there's a fluke that lives in a snail, but needs to enter a bird to complete it's life cycle. It actually pushes the snail's eyestalk out and waves around to get the attention of predators.

      It's quite scary. Another examples I know of is a parasite that infects grasshopers. It makes the grasshoper seek water ponds/lakes and jump in it and drown. The parasite eggs need water.

      Another parasite infecting rats, makes them seek cats (they naturally, of course, avoid cats) to get eaten. The cat spreads the parasite around with its excrements.

      If you read a lot of this stuff you may become paranoid about what kind of human brain infecting parasite can evolve, that will significantly change your behavior, more or less as an episode taken out of the Twilight Zone.

      Evolution thought usually comes up with the simplest and most efficient solution, and this solution so far seems making the host suicidal in an appropriate manner and nothing more.

    9. Re:Fungi by khallow · · Score: 1

      Another parasite infecting rats, makes them seek cats (they naturally, of course, avoid cats) to get eaten. The cat spreads the parasite around with its excrements.

      Incidentally, that is toxoplasma and it can infect (through not spread via) humans. What's interesting is that toxoplasma also seems to have a similar effect on cats and humans, ie, they become more risk-seeking, slower reflexes, etc. BTW, the rats don't actually seek cats, they instead behave less timidly around them (and hence become more likely to get caught and eaten).
    10. Re:Fungi by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      If you read a lot of this stuff you may become paranoid about what kind of human brain infecting parasite can evolve

      Just ripe for the pickin.. for political comments at many different angles.. but too damn easy.

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    11. Re:Fungi by F34nor · · Score: 1

      There is a unloved theory that toxoplasma is a contributing factor for schizophrenia in humans.

      http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/EID/vol9no11/03-0143.htm

      Just one more reason to literally skin all the cats. (The other reasons being a. their horrible effects on song birds b. the fact that they are fucking annoying and lash out at you when you pet them, c. if there were no more my wife couldn't ask for one.)
      Which makes me think... hmm the bees and dying, the birds are dying, and there seems to be way fucking too many fucking humans around doing way too many really bad things. I wonder if they are related?

  18. Damn bees by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stop making phone calls all the time, bees! I see people driving around in cars with those stupid things stuck to their faces all the time. It's a wonder they can concentrate enough to find their way back home. You, being insects, have small brains and could never carry on a simultaneous phone call conversation without losing track of what you're doing and losing the hive. I mean, it's no wonder cellphones are giving bees so much trouble. Turn off the phones, bees, fly back to your hives, puke up our honey, and fly out with new instructions. Stop being lazy and using cellphones.

    You know those phones are sold with that fungus on them, bees.

  19. More proof of global warming by lessthan0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, it is global warming. Both directly and indirectly making the bad fungus thrive this far north of the equator. All problems are related to global warming. No need to study anything anymore.

    1. Re:More proof of global warming by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Every time I see seomthing really witty I think to myself "there's no way someone can come up with a post that's funnier than this". And then you just came along.

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    2. Re:More proof of global warming by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And what if it is? The Pine Beetle is destroying arboreal forests specifically because warmer winters allow them to thrive.

      While blaming everything on global warming is stupid, taking the opposite position that global warming is harmless is equally, if not more stupid.

    3. Re:More proof of global warming by feepness · · Score: 1

      Of course, it is global warming. Both directly and indirectly making the bad fungus thrive this far north of the equator. All problems are related to global warming. No need to study anything anymore.

      Crap, here I was just having gotten irrationally afraid of the terrorists when I should have been irrationally afraid of global warming instead!

      Can you just simplify it by telling me who to vote for who will protect me from the other side who isn't doing enough to protect me from... wait, which was it again?

    4. Re:More proof of global warming by rlp · · Score: 1

      > Crap, here I was just having gotten irrationally afraid of the terrorists
      > when I should have been irrationally afraid of global warming instead!

      Didn't anybody tell you? The terrorists are causing global warming!

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  20. Article doesn't claim cause found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This headline and summary are so misleading as to seemingly be an intentional fabrication.

    "Uncovered...the real culprit." Oh, really? From TFA:

    "But the results are 'highly preliminary' and are from only a few hives from Le Grand in Merced County, UCSF biochemist Joe DeRisi said. 'We don't want to give anybody the impression that this thing has been solved.' "

    So basically there's as much evidence in support of this fungus theory as the cell-phone theory.

    Criminy, sensationalize much?

    1. Re:Article doesn't claim cause found by markjo · · Score: 1

      You do realize that Nosema is pretty easy to find by examining the dead bees, don't you?

      My father used to have a few bee hives some years ago, but they kept getting wiped out by tracheal mites. Except for Nosema and tracheal mites, bees generally don't live long enough to get any other diseases. However, Nosema and tracheal mites can wipe out a lot of hives in no time at all.

  21. We should do research before we blame something. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We got to get off of the "blame something or someone" attitude until we get our facts straight. I seen enough times we were wrong the first thing that comes to our mind for some problem we faced. It is so stupid that after all this time we go back to our unproven instincts to blame something or someone for a problem. We living in the 21st century now but it feels like we are still dark ages with how we go about blaming some superstitious things for our ills.
    Bee were being killed by other things other than this fungus. In the early 1990s there we another diseases that were killing bee also and those were mites but no one ever got into the "blame the technology" witch hunt back then.
    Please our proven scientific methods before we going on our witch hunts.

  22. Nosema fits the CCD profile. by xC0000005 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Now we've been dealing with normal nosema for a while. Nosema weakens bees. Imagine if a dozen roaches crawled into your lungs and lived there, multiplying. You'd have trouble breathing, and so do the bees. Nosema leaves the bees barely able to crawl in some cases, so here's how CCD could play out:

    Bees get Nosema in the fall. It weakens them greatly. In the spring as the hive turns the corner to build up, the foragers start taking cleansing flights (hell, the house bees do it too. Anything alive long enought o harden the wings probably takes a flight or two). Nosema leaves them weak, so they fall to the ground on their flight and die of exposure. House bees are held in their position by the presence of foragers but the hive's trying to build up. Soon house bees are pressed into foraging. These are infected too. Now the nurse bees are left. The ones older than five days take a few orienting flights and go at it. Nosema's a pain, so they die. What do you have left? Basically the CCD profile - a queen, the capped brood and a few dozen nurse bees in her retinue.

    You want to know how cell phones kill bees? When you set the phone down on top of one.

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    1. Re:Nosema fits the CCD profile. by Chaymus · · Score: 1

      "Now we've been dealing with normal nosema for a while. Nosema weakens bees. Imagine if a dozen roaches crawled into your lungs and lived there, multiplying. You'd have trouble breathing, and so do the bees. Nosema leaves the bees barely able to crawl in some cases[...]" So what you're saying is this fungus is a cigarette? I think I've found a much cheaper way to stop exercising.

    2. Re:Nosema fits the CCD profile. by feepness · · Score: 1

      Imagine if a dozen roaches crawled into your lungs and lived there, multiplying

      Thanks but I'm going to have to go ahead and take a pass on that one.

  23. Global Swarming by rodney+dill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean Al Gore won't be able to plug Global Swarming as a problem?

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    1. Re:Global Swarming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget, Algore invented Global Swarming!

    2. Re:Global Swarming by StarkinProgram · · Score: 0

      ManBearPigBee?

  24. A simple solution - make them stronger by... by csoto · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...mating them with heartier wild bees from... AFRICA! Yeah! That'll do it!

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    1. Re:A simple solution - make them stronger by... by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can make breed a drug resistant fungus, rather than fungus resistant bees...

  25. That is correct by Cracked+Pottery · · Score: 2, Informative

    Correlation does not prove causality, it doesn't disprove it either. Enough anecdotal evidence can justify reasonable suspicion. E.g. brain cancer on the side of the head of people who heavily use cell phones, or children who become autistic within weeks of a vaccination. I don't think anybody with any sense believed the cell phone - bee dying association, since cell phones represent only a small slice of the EMR that is ubiquitous.

  26. I don't know what I hate more... by AbsoluteXyro · · Score: 1

    I don't know what I hate more... People who take advantage of eye-catching events in order to push their own agenda without bothering to research and check facts....

    Or bees.

  27. Queen bee by DigiShaman · · Score: 0

    Q: What did one Queen bee say to the other?

    A: Mind your own beeswax!

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  28. A game of Tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what happened to Slashdot's tagging system? Why the sudden rash of stories tagged "undefined"; is this evidence of censorship or a bug in the system or just the latest fad?

    Remember all the articles tagged "mafiaa"? At time of writing there's one left. But why that one?

    I seem to remember this being launched as being "our" tagging system for the readers to use. Did that change? Is it just another way of listing the official section headers now with the odd token exception? Are we going to be told?

    1. Re:A game of Tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously the tags were being stored on Google's servers, and they're working really hard to try and recover the data but at this time, they're pretty sure they won't be coming back.

  29. Don't think too hard ... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I see more and more in common media that everybody tries to blame everything on new technology going from cancer to depression, blamed on cell phones to video games. Yet, they don't bother looking or trying to understand the deeper reasons like our old friends in the mushroom... euhm, fungi world. Is it an artifact of ancient religion or superstition maybe? (Like the sun and moon worshipers, or offerers of livestock and enemies, witchhunting?)

    Did it occur to you that human stupidity has a lot to answer for? Individually we are quite clever animals, but we're also the only creature which will pollute our own drinking water, our own air and poison our own food.

    We give the rule of unintended consequences meaning.

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    1. Re:Don't think too hard ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but we're also the only creature which will pollute our own drinking water, our own air and poison our own food

      Did you make that up? I have several chickens and let me assure you that they are very thorough about polluting their food and water. I have to take great lengths, in fact, to try and prevent it.

      Perhaps it is more true that humans are the only creatures that will intentionally pollute.

    2. Re:Don't think too hard ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      we're also the only creature which will pollute our own drinking water, our own air and poison our own food.

      Animals lack the technology to poison the air, but many animals will foul their own water or food supplies. If they don't, it's an instinctive thing and it breaks down rapidly if you, say, put them in a cage. My bird drinks out of a water bottle, which is great because birds always throw all kinds of shit into their water bowls and render it rapidly undrinkable.

      Honestly though, the only reason animals don't pollute is that they don't have anything to pollute with.

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    3. Re:Don't think too hard ... by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      Bullcrap.

      This is a common myth, usually promoted by people that are not biologists and have ZERO idea of what animals do.

      Ants pollute their own drinking water and poison their own food.

      Hm. Ants are one of the most succesfull species in the world. So are Humans.

      Could it possibly be that garbage is a sign of Success? (Yes) And that the more succesfull a human society is, the more garbage it makes (Yes)? And that the more succesfull ANY animal society is, the more garbage they make? So that only the most successfull species pollute their own drinking water, air and food?

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    4. Re:Don't think too hard ... by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      Did it occur to you that human stupidity has a lot to answer for? A lot of people on slashdot write software and maintain legacy code. You do not want to ask this question.

      Individually we are quite clever animals, but we're also the only creature which will pollute our own drinking water, our own air and poison our own food. Pfff, that's nothing. Try this: we are the only species that sexually assaults our own food, and are then forced to marry it. Unintended consequences? Dude, we rule.
    5. Re:Don't think too hard ... by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1
      ...but we're also the only creature which will pollute our own drinking water, our own air and poison our own food.

      I am absolutely tired of this self-loathing that humanity has assumed. It is time it stopped. No animal has ever built rockets and blasted off the moon, either. Humanity is a wonderful thing. We are the only animals who are able to THINK, and therefore have the power to change our own destiny. There are probably plenty of animals who polluted, through their own biological functions, their environment. The reason we don't see them now? because they lacked thinking brains, they most likely went extinct.


      I know you weren't implying all humans are stupid, but whenever someone advances the argument that humanity inherently is bad, and destroys itself through technology (which creates some pollution), then eventually people believe it and demand a return to 'pre-technology', aka, pre-science, aka pre-humans.

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    6. Re:Don't think too hard ... by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      Individually we are quite clever animals, but we're also the only creature which will pollute our own drinking water, our own air and poison our own food.

      The phrase "Always drink upstream from the herd." comes to mind. Trouble is that today, we're always downstream from someone.

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    7. Re:Don't think too hard ... by Miseph · · Score: 1

      That was probably the most awesome thing I've read in a week.

      Thank you.

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  30. Actually, by EinZweiDrei · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...there's just a massive apiary chondroitin deficiency -- it's the bee's knees.

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  31. Duh. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    Who would have guessed it was a disease and not cell phones? I was so sure, I already threw mine away.

  32. Change the headline by shaitand · · Score: 3, Informative

    There isn't one word in that article for or against cellular signals disrupting bee navigation systems.

    The article is about one common factor that has been found in many of the hives. The researchers stress that this is only a small sample of the hives and that they don't think this fungus alone could cause the problem.

    Its also depressing because if the fungus is central to the problem there MIGHT be an untested chemical that COULD have some detrimental affect on the fungus... MAYBE.

    1. Re:Change the headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. The title is misleading - No conclusions have been made, the case is NOT closed.

      Amazing how everybody is so quick to jump to conclusions about what is, or is not, or might/might not be causing CCD.

      Seems to me like a lot of the geeks here don't want to admit that there might be unintended consequences of saturating the environment with RF, and are jumping to conclusions about Nosema being the cause.

      This news is encouraging, however, in as much as it will likely be easier to control a pathogen, than it will be to get the telecom industry to change its pratices, based on something as tenuous and difficult to prove as RF disorienting the bees.

    2. Re:Change the headline by Alomex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seems to me like a lot of the geeks here don't want to admit that there might be unintended consequences of saturating the environment with RF, and are jumping to conclusions about Nosema being the cause.

      By the same token, too many enviromentalists are far too quick to attribute ill effects to cell phones without any evidence to backup their opinion. My guess is that because cell phone users can be quite obnoxious it befits their sense of justice if the could cause cancer or kill bees.

    3. Re:Change the headline by khallow · · Score: 1

      Seems to me like a lot of the geeks here don't want to admit that there might be unintended consequences of saturating the environment with RF, and are jumping to conclusions about Nosema being the cause.

      The environment has been saturated with EM radiation for quite some time. But CCD is a recent phenomenon. It's logical to look for recent changes in the environment. The presence of new parasites is far more logical a place to look especially since these are already known to cause destruction of hives in other ways. Keep in mind also that despite studying the biological effect of relatively weak EM fields, no one has actually demonstrated that these have a significant effect on any organisms' health.
    4. Re:Change the headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me like a lot of the geeks here don't want to admit that there might be unintended consequences of saturating the environment with RF, and are jumping to conclusions about Nosema being the cause.

      By the same token, too many enviromentalists are far too quick to attribute ill effects to cell phones without any evidence to backup their opinion. My guess is that because cell phone users can be quite obnoxious it befits their sense of justice if the could cause cancer or kill bees.


      Seems to me that a lot of geeks and environmentalists are whining little babies that have to throw rocks at each other until the scientists come up with answers.

      So you two girls be nice to each other until your father comes home.

    5. Re:Change the headline by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'By the same token, too many enviromentalists are far too quick to attribute ill effects to cell phones without any evidence to backup their opinion. My guess is that because cell phone users can be quite obnoxious it befits their sense of justice if the could cause cancer or kill bees.'

      Quite frankly I don't have a chip on my shoulder that will be knocked off if some technology proves harmful. In the same token, I couldn't give two shits about the environmental causes unless it is people (that will be born during my lifetime) they are harming (no bees will amount to no people REAL fast).

      That said my understanding is that a researcher came up with the hypothesis that cellular signals disrupt the navigation systems of bees based upon observations. My understanding is that this occurred BEFORE the bees started disappearing. The bees in question aren't able to return to their hives. If this wasn't a prediction he made it should have been since it logically follows his hypothesis. The hypothesis now gets upgraded to a theory and so far there is no reason not to believe it.

      That is called the scientific method. I am ashamed to see so many ordinarily logical people ignoring or discarding REAL science in favor of blind faith in technology.

  33. I'll be damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My startup was just about to unveil a new type of cell phone safe for bees based on the single-celled parasite Nosema ceranae instead of EM radiation.

  34. while not proof, it may be evidence by WindBourne · · Score: 1
    1. It does come from the equator area and did not thrive in the cold (until recently).
    2. Or it could be that W's terrorist put it here and we have tenet and the democrats to blame for it all.
    3. Or it could be that it was carried over by China's rockets flying overhead, destroying a fake weather sat. and the parts rained down on us, where actually coated in it.

    Or who knows. It is possible that it simple mutated and it could be that it is simply being spread by mankind's transports.
    Occams solves this.
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    1. Re:while not proof, it may be evidence by n6kuy · · Score: 1

      No.

      The fungus was dispersed in chemtrails by Halliburton, as ordered by Dick Cheney.

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  35. Maybe it's time... by robinsonne · · Score: 1

    ..we learned that humans are not the source of all the changes that take place in nature. The world will go on, with or without our intervention.

  36. Can't it be both? by mrdrivel · · Score: 1

    Just because a fungal parasite is infesting the bee colonies, it doesn't rule out the possibility that EMF is impacting the bees' navigation.

  37. Killer of Bees by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    Today the LA Times reports that researchers at UC San Francisco have uncovered what they believe to be the real culprit: a parasitic fungus.

    What they failed to mention was that this parasitic fungus thrives on electromagnetic radiation from cell phones... :P

  38. Fantastic news for the bees... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Today the LA Times reports that researchers at UC San Francisco have uncovered what they believe to be the real culprit: a parasitic fungus.

          So now all they have to do is get the fungus to stop using cell phones, and everything should be fine.

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  39. Re:Nosema Ceranae? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds to me like they took a bunch of inconclusive findings, then made a sensationalist rebuttal to the cell phone argument to prevent problems in the market.

    But the results are "highly preliminary" and are from only a few hives from Le Grand in Merced County, UCSF biochemist Joe DeRisi said. "We don't want to give anybody the impression that this thing has been solved."

    N. ceranae is "one of many pathogens" in the bees, said entomologist Diana Cox-Foster of Pennsylvania State University. "By itself, it is probably not the culprit ... but it may be one of the key players."


    This doesn't refute anything that was put forth before. It doesn't demonstrate any causality whatsoever.

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  40. Moving bees the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Interesting if they find the fungus everywhere. The previous articles talked about how bees are trucked all over the country for jobs. Gee, do you think maybe this might have spread the fungus and hence it is a problem everywhere?

  41. UR ALL WRONG.... by ScottyMcScott · · Score: 1

    the bees didnt have unlimited nights and weekends and had to go into hiding.

  42. Cancer and cell phones: new study results by maynard · · Score: 1, Informative
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/ne ws/2007/01/25/nmobile25.xml

    Long-term users of mobile phones are significantly more likely to develop a certain type of brain tumour on the side of the head where they hold their handsets, according to new research.

    Mobile phone use linked to tumours
    The results seem to suggest health risks in people who have regularly used mobiles for over 10 years

    A large-scale study found that those who had regularly used mobiles for longer than 10 years were almost 40 per cent more likely to develop nervous system tumours called gliomas near to where they hold their phones.

    The new research, to be published later this year in the International Journal of Cancer, is the second study to suggest increased risks of specific types of brain tumours in regions close to where mobile phone emissions enter the head.
  43. Monsanto's fault by Damek · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yup, it's gotta be the parasites. But why are they suddenly killing off all the bees?

    Some are saying (not me, I don't know enough about it) it could be genetically modified food crops.

    The rationale being that genes have been demonstrated to jump species, specifically, even, from crops into microbes in the guts of bees (RTFA).

    Just posting this because I heard about it and it sounds somewhat reasonable, not because I'm advocating against genetic modification of anything.

    1. Re:Monsanto's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The genes in question confer resistance to a herbicide (glyphosate) made by Monsanto. It works on plants.

      Glyphosate is not especially toxic to humans -- deliberate suicide attempts involving swallowing large amounts of it have rarely proven fatal (10% mortality) and in California (where it is in heavy use) no hospitalizations were attributed to glyphosate exposure in a 13-year span in which it was in use (compared to more than 500 attributed to other pesticides).

      Field assays are tremendously important to the large agribusinesses in California, many of which are heavily reliant upon bee pollination (and also earthworm tillage). The assays carried out by agribusiness groups, the states of California, Georgia and Florida, the federal EPA and Monsanto all carefully counted bee and worm populations (as well as other agriculture-related animals) and noted no statistical difference caused by glyphosate use. Given the huge financial losses that would be suffered by California's flowering-tree growers (various nuts and fruits) a substantial reduction in bee pollination, you can bet that these big businesses are very keen on tracing why there are bee die-offs, and that they would instantly abandon a herbicide which provides a modest efficiency gain but risks the entire crop.

      Whole genes rarely jump species more complex than bacteria (where jumping is moderated by plasmid exchange). It's much more common that genes are inserted by DNA retroviruses, and those evolve naturally much more quickly than GM engineers can produce GMOs in vitro.

      Moreover the GM engineers are interested in the amount of expression of particular proteins, whereas viruses are interested in the maximum expression of more viruses even at the cost of the health or the life of the infected (and subverted) organism.

      On the off chance that some unknown mechanism inserts the anti-glyphosate gene from Roundup-Ready soybeans into bees, the impact would be minimal since bees do not produce the 5-enolpyruvylshikimate-3-phosphate synthase enzyme, which is what glyphosate inhibits, and what the Agrobacterium-derived genes in GM soybeans causes to be overexpressed (thus conferring glyphosate resistance).

      The real issue is that nobody is certain why there is a large bee die-off happening in the USA, and tens of billions of dollars of annual revenues are at risk due to lowered fruit production of trees not being visited by enough bees. Not only is there no clear cause, there is no known workaround either, so a mild panic is in the air.

      Expect more finger-pointing articles as the reduced productivity this growing season starts to be more obvious.

    2. Re:Monsanto's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a follow-up, the classic anti-insect GMO genes (transplanted from Bacillus thuringiensis) are not really found in crops grown in CA-GA-FL. Apart from geographic isolation, the Bt toxin gene (in Bt corn) is also unlikely to jump species to other plants, or even other varieties of corn. Moreover the Bt toxin has little effect on bees that favour the fruiting trees important to agribusiness (including apple, cherry and other more northern tree crops, where there is much less bee die-off, but much greater physical proximity to Bt corn).

      Aventis is the biotech corporation here, not Monsanto, and they really fucked up with StarLink, which is a variety of Bt-expressing corn that also produces a protein that triggers an allergic reaction in some humans. They tried to save their investment in their particular transgenic breed by selling it to corn growers on the condition that the corn not enter into the human food chain (corn for animal feed, corn for industrial purposes (biofuels), and so forth). Of course, this did not work...

      The effect on humans is not closely related to the effect on insects.

      The insecticidal Bt mechanism relies on an interaction between the Bt protein expressed in plant leaves and the enzymes found in the midgut particular insect larvae (moth caterpillars mainly). The enzymes are produced by endosymbiont bacteria, and Bacillus thuringiensis naturally produces the protein in question to kill these other bacteria off as competitors. The interaction between the enzymes and the Bt protein causes crystal formation (trapping and destroying competing bacteria) which physically obstructs the larva's digestive tract eventually depriving the larva of enough energy to pupate (it eventually dies in larval form).

      Animals that do not house this bacteria vs bacteria interaction are unaffected. This includes essentially all non-leaf-eating insects. More complex animals with much more complicated gut flora (mammals in particular) which may trigger Bt protein crystallization also have much wider intestines, smooth muscle driven peristalsis, and antiblockage systems in intestinal villi and analogues. Moreover, most crystallization will occur in the descending colon and will be excreted well before they pose mechanical difficulties to the host animal. At worst it may cause trouble for other microbial residents of the descending colon, possibly leading to diarrhoea, which is actually important over a long period; most plausibly affected animals however demonstrate learned food preferences and will eventually avoid the species. In practice the "species" in question most likely means the affected caterpillars rather than the GM plant.

      The human allergen is believed to be another bacteria vs bacteria response from a different (non-insecticidal) Bt derived protein that is expressed in the StarLink transgenic corn.

      Bt corn can have complex interactions with a complex ecosystem, however it does not seem to be related in any way to bee die-offs, especially since there is a negative correlation between Bt corn and honeybee colony collapse disorder. (This negative correlation is almost certainly driven by cooler weather in corn growing states, not by the Bt gene).

      Bees themselves are unaffected by the Bt protein, and are unlikely to be exposed to much of it in their diet anyway.

  44. Half the story by Klaus_1250 · · Score: 1

    It still leaves the question open as to why it appears more bees are dying from this parasitic fungus in recent times. Could be completely due to natural causes, but there is also speculation that certain insecticides are harming the bees, causing them to be more vulnerable to parasites, fungi and disease.

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    1. Re:Half the story by prelelat · · Score: 1

      Wow thats an interesting thought. Direct contact with insecticides may not harm a bee but make them more vulnerable to other things. Thats a good questions, I wish I knew more about it. I would like to think that it was just a more wide spread disease. Hopefully they will do some research into your theory, I believe it has merit.

      On that note I'm no scientist and biology isn't my forte.

  45. what about the killer bees by grapeape · · Score: 1

    So has the threat from those Killer bees that were supposed to doom us all for the last 20 years been eliminated now? Gypsy Moths and Killer Bees are passe now so I guess it on to the threat of Fungi.

    1. Re:what about the killer bees by cbacba · · Score: 1

      Naw,

      They're still here, all over the place, lurking in wait for the unwary lawn mower or the foolish rover trying to fetch a stick. There are a few people every year severely injured or killed by them.

      It's just that killer bees like the population bomb and ddt and global cooling and and all the rest of other products of the alarmist industry fear mongers were just overblown to levels beyond what hollywood was handle well.

      It's a plot by halliburton and the other big pharemeceutical industry empires to generate more sales of headache remedies and snake oil sales. Stressing out bees may or may not make them more susceptable to fungus, but stressing out adults and children will increase their susceptibility to disease.

  46. Must be the Chemtrails by Anonymous+Cowdog · · Score: 1

    Not cell phones?

    Must be the Chemtrails

    Really, read that one for a good laugh.

  47. Nosema isn't a new discovery by robbins! · · Score: 2, Informative

    I raised bees in Texas back in the 1970's and it was common knowledge then that nosema was a hive killer.

  48. GM crops by michaelmalak · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    The LA Times article itself states:

    "We still haven't ruled out other factors, such as pesticides or inadequate food resources following a drought," she said. "There are lots of stresses that these bees are experiencing," and it may be a combination of factors that is responsible.
    Well, thanks to Monsanto et al, our plants now ooze pesticides. Farmers in Pennsylvania and Germany suspect a link between GM crops and colony collapse. As the Der Spiegel article states, the GM crop toxins could be weakening the bees' immune systems, making them more susceptible to traditional pathogens.
  49. Another theory bites the dust by daemonc · · Score: 1
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  50. Abraca-duh by Zero_DgZ · · Score: 2, Informative

    NPR had an extensive piece on this parasitic fungus a number of weeks ago and its effects on the overall bee population. As I remember, they had a lot of detailed coverage on the scientists who discovered the phenomenon and have been monitoring/tracking it ever since.

    I guess the crowd of shrill criers never miss a chance for bullshit sensationalism over thinking things through. Or, you know, looking at the rest of the news.

    It's very easy to leap to the Isle of Conclusions, but it's a long swim back...

  51. Junk stories... by evilviper · · Score: 1

    there was a nutty idea discussed in The Independent that claimed the electromagnetic radiation from cell phones was causing bees to become disoriented

    It was so unbelievable, we just had to put it on the front page of /. Giving us two stories (crap and retraction), out of zero.
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  52. Worse, the study was not even about CELL phones by toccoa · · Score: 1

    http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/04/22/news/wirele ss23.php

    the study in question had nothing to do with mobile phones and was actually investigating the influence of electromagnetic fields, especially those used by cordless phones that work on fixed-line networks, on the learning ability of bees.

    ***

    So was it a reasonable scientific investigation hyped by a reporter and picked up by Luddites who blamed technology.
    SSDD. Sigh.

  53. inside scoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from a fellow entomologist-

    - the "paper" that mentioned the cell phone correlation was not peer reviewed, its German, and was given at a conference

    - better yet, the person giving the paper is a scientist "for hire" and apparently has correlated several other problems with cell phone use

    - there is absolutely no evidence for cell-phones being the problem, zero. many PCOs (pest controll "officers" routinely take healthy hives from high voltage powerlines, microwave towers etc.

    - bee scientists in general like the attention because it may lead to future funding, thus it is unlikely that they will come up with a quick solution, which may be, wait for it,

    - tainted (i.e. "poison") high fructose bee food

    - this is more likely the reason because no (few?) clear signs of epidemiology (i.e. infection radiating from a single source) are being found, the problems are seemingly more random, i.e. one producers hives will half die, half live (the overall "everything is dying" is a gross generalization, similar large scale die offs have occurred in the past)

    - poison bee food happens when producers by cheap food (high fructose corn syrup)

    - cheap food is processed in a manner that produces compounds toxic to bees, many bee keepers buy food from the same sources

    - these toxins can fractionate out when exposed to heat, and will settle out to a certain layer, bee keeper draws food from that layer, and colony croaks, bee keeper draws food further down, and bee colony flourishes

    - what is the likely problem? a freak correlation of said poison food, and one or two major outbreaks of mites/fungi

  54. Concider THIS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's spelt 'consider'.

    1. Re:Concider THIS. by Handbrewer · · Score: 1

      You mean spelled? Or spelt, as in the grain?

  55. Swing that razor one more time. by pragma_x · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm not supporting the "mobile phone" argument one bit, but I'm still skeptical of this as the reason. The fungus plays a role, as it really is the simplest explaination for CCD; it's just the smoking gun. You need to slice with the razor one more time.

    Ask yourself: why is this fungus so successful at killing domestic honeybees, why now, and how is it moving from hive to hive so well?

    I think the answer comes down to one of a few possibilities:
    * The honeybees are stressed (diet, environment, travel, etc) and can't fight the infection
    * The plants the bees pollenate are favoring growth of this fungus like never before (GMO's, pesticides, fertilizers, etc)
    * Hives are being kept in containers/conditions that favor fungus growth
    * The fungus is an invasive species and hence, the bees have no/little natural defense against it

    The first one, unfortunately, seems most likely to me. We can *hope* that it's one or more of the others, since they're much more fixable IMO; they pretty much come down to "doing things they way grandpa did" and see if things change.

    1. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Insightful
      There could be a number of factors that are contributing, and the recent New York Times article manages to hit on several of them in the space of a paragraph:

      Bee colonies have been under stress in recent years as more beekeepers have resorted to crisscrossing the country with 18-wheel trucks full of bees in search of pollination work. These bees may suffer from a diet that includes artificial supplements, concoctions akin to energy drinks and power bars. In several states, suburban sprawl has limited the bees' natural forage areas.

      So we have a number of possible factors implicated here: (1) the bees aren't properly nourished, which will make them more vulnerable to infection, (2) lots of hives are being crammed into tight quarters, which makes it easy for disease to spread from hive to hive, (3) bees are being moved from place to place, so the infection is being spread all across the country, rather than being localized.

      It actually seems remarkably similar to the kinds of issues that are thought to have led to the emergence of epidemic diseases among humans after the rise of civilization: you started cramming lots of people together into cities so transmission was easier, lots of them were poor and malnourished, so they were easier to infect, and then they were able to travel very long distances (boats, horses, roads, etc.)and spread the infection much faster.

    2. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by onx · · Score: 1
      The New York Times article is also really amusing and funny if you read the article in the Independent. There seem to be a bunch of articles popping up in response to the obviously misleading, fraudulent and otherwise completely unsubstantiated claims made by the sensationalist authors of the Independent article.

      From The New York Times article, "Bees vanish, and Scientists Race for Reasons" by ALEXEI BARRIONUEVO:

      a number of theories have been posed, and many seem to researchers to be more science fiction than science. People have blamed genetically modified crops, cellular phone towers and high-voltage transmission lines for the disappearances. Or was it a secret plot by Russia or Osama bin Laden to bring down American agriculture? Or, as some blogs have asserted, the rapture of the bees, in which God recalled them to heaven? Researchers have heard it all. See the part in there about cell phones? Hilarious. Way to go NYT.
    3. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. I mean, imagine a conclusion such as "a good year for fungus and a bad year for bees - coinciding". I mean that would be totally and ridiculously naive. After all, Occam's razor states that the most superficial explanation that fits the evidence is always too simple! And the very idea of natural cycles, independent of man, is so 2005.

    4. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by tonycheese · · Score: 1

      When I read the first article about the cell phones, I thought this fungus explanation was well-known, and I was somewhat confused by the cell-phone theory. Apparently, my high school biology teacher has been keeping honeybees for about a decade now, but had to stop a year or two ago because he kept losing too many bees each year and didn't want to purchase them over and over. He attributed the yearly loss of honey bees to some kind of organism that I don't remember, some kind of parasite. Perhaps it is the fungus mentioned here. To him, it seemed to be common knowledge, so I took it as that...

    5. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      It actually seems remarkably similar to the kinds of issues that are thought to have led to the emergence of epidemic diseases among humans after the rise of civilization

      Which #4 also fits (see smallpox & Native Americans). The varroa mite (another bee parasite) is common on the asian honeybee, but relatively non-damaging. It will live on the european honeybee, however, and usually eliminates the hive if some human intervention isn't forthcoming.

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    6. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by Ed_Pinkley · · Score: 1

      Here is an article from the April issue of Bee Culture. (Coincidentally called "Death by a thousand cuts, perhaps.") This guy has some thoughts on the subject. It's an opinion piece but I bet he is pretty close.

      CCD may be a new, exotic, imported, insidious horrible pest of some kind, or a brand new pesticide we haven't been exposed to before. Or maybe one that's always been here. It even may be the Disappearing Disease of old or simply African absconding behavior. But, I'll tell you what I think after talking to those in the middle of this, the researchers, the scientists, the beekeepers who have had to pick up thousands of empty boxes (there are, by the way, lots of beekeepers who haven't seen this, and don't know what I'm talking about . . . Recall the Brethren?). No, I don't think it is any of these. Nope. Rather, I think it's all of these. I believe they'll find that exotic bug, that newest virus, that lethal disease or toxin from hell . . . but frankly, even when they do I don't think it's the only thing they'll find.

      Here is the entire article.

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    7. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by pycnanthemum · · Score: 2, Informative

      The organism he was speaking of is most likely the Varroa mite, Varroa jacobsoni.

    8. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by pycnanthemum · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Domesticated honeybees themselves are introduced to North America from Europe (and there is also the African subspecies, sometimes called "killer bee," on the continent as well). If honeybees are being attacked by a pathogen and seem to have no defense against it, it could just as well be a native pathogen vs. an introduced or newly evolved one.

    9. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a fungus or mold once that got on my stomach,back in 1973. Damn stuff grew roots into the fat, through the skin. Had a fungus growing in my sinus recently last year too, I think. Same thing, grew in roots. It grew but the doctors couldn't see it growing because it was growing into me, not outward. Finally it decided to grow outward after a few months of growing into a smooth hump like what you might see at a road construction site. When it decided to grow taller I took the pliers and yanked it out. It was sore there for a few months. Now another one is on the back {crown} of my head, growing slow again but larger hump than the one in my nostril.
       
      It might put roots into my brain and give me super powers, telepathy or telekinesis, so I guess I better set the pliers down. Hydrogen peroxide is one of the best ways to fight this stuff, or is the auxiliary brain just telling me to say that?

    10. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ask yourself: why is this fungus so successful at killing domestic honeybees, why now, and how is it moving from hive to hive so well?"

      Minor correction here. Honey bees are actually not domestic, but are exotics imported from Europe because they produce more honey than the actual "native" bees.

      Second point, the fungi and/or viri may be carried by other species such as birds or as a contaminate by agricultural inoculates. It may be that a metabolic combination of the virus and fungi either forms a toxin, or simply that it produces so much stuff that it starves out the health cells (as implied by the amount of the RNA traced to the virus and fungi as compared to bee's RNA) -- ie. there is just so much energy to make the little wheels turn before they run out of gas...

    11. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by nature+provides · · Score: 1

      It has been true in several incidences that malnutrition flourishes disease (eg: the Black Plague). I agree with your thinking process when you say that Bees are kept in containers that support fungus growth, the same thing happened in China with the chickens, etc. (bird fluenza). We,as all living things, need room to grow, healthy foods in which to sustain our immune systems,fresh clean air to breath and non-polluted water to drink. When we create unfavorable growing conditions for any plant or animal life we begin to create disease. We only have to look at the scenario with the Monarch butterflies, in which the GMO's in corn/milkweed have killed them, to see that GMO's are indeed, interfering with Nature's perfect balance. Nature has it's way of correcting it's self and I believe we shouldn't be tampering without long, solid, scientific research first.

    12. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by qralston · · Score: 1

      The organism he was speaking of is most likely the Varroa mite, Varroa jacobsoni.

      The Varroa mite that's attacking North American honeybees (Apis mellifera) is Varroa destructor, not Varroa jacobsoni. Varroa jacobsoni is a mild parasite of Asian honey bees (Apis cerana); it was only in 2000 that scientists realized the mites that were attacking Apis mellifera were actually a different species.

      Few people understand just how important honeybees are for pollination of agricultural crops, and just how beleaguered beekeepers are. I haven't had any hives for several years now, but the last time I was at my local beekeeper's meeting, I was easily the only person under 50 there. (I'm 34 now; I was 29-30 or so back then.)

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    13. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by pycnanthemum · · Score: 1

      you are correct - my information was dated, I apologize.

      Here is a link to an abstract on primary research for those who are feeling anti-pedia.

    14. Re:Swing that razor one more time. by macintyred · · Score: 1

      * The fungus is an invasive species and hence, the bees have no/little natural defense against it

      technically, bees are an invasive species - they were brought over from Europe, are not actually native to the U.S., have established themselves in the wild and actually push out other species that pollinated native plants. You'll find bees native to Europe, Africa and asia, but NOT America.
  56. Another inaccurate headline by crossmr · · Score: 1

    sometimes when I read headlines hear I lose my mind for a second and think I'm in the tabloid section of a supermarket.

  57. Re:Nosema Ceranae? by osu-neko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This doesn't refute anything that was put forth before. It doesn't demonstrate any causality whatsoever.

    Neither did the cell-phone argument. The cell phone argument can't be refuted because it didn't put anything solid forward to begin with, it was more or less self-refuting. At least this, although inconclusive, is still a lot more solid that what we had before.

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  58. duh! by jb.cancer · · Score: 1

    of course it was not the cell phones... it was their laptops exploding

  59. Aw shucks by TimeElf1 · · Score: 0

    What am I to do with all these tin foil hats I made for all the bees now?

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  60. Cell Phones Aren't Killing Bees by __aahlyu4518 · · Score: 1

    It's the bills that kill them...

  61. Another inaccurate /. post,.,.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From TFA:

    But the results are "highly preliminary" and are from only a few hives from Le Grand in Merced County, UCSF biochemist Joe DeRisi said. "We don't want to give anybody the impression that this thing has been solved." ...

    Other researchers said Wednesday that they too had found the fungus, a single-celled parasite called Nosema ceranae, in affected hives from around the country -- as well as in some hives where bees had survived. ...

    By itself, it is probably not the culprit
  62. I knew it ! My mom was right !!! by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1


    Phones carry fungi; never ever use someones phone without knowing the person or get funga!

    (I think /. has fungi too; I get lots of 503 and 500 errors; makes sense though, this fungi weakens them servers!)

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  63. cannot...resist... by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    Could it possibly be that garbage is a sign of Success? (Yes) And that the more succesfull a human society is, the more garbage it makes (Yes)? And that the more succesfull ANY animal society is, the more garbage they make? So that only the most successfull species pollute their own drinking water, air and food? Pure genius. Microsoft's business model explained perfectly.
  64. So what's causing the fungus outbreak??? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    I bet this is caused by cellphones, or perhaps by in-hive wifi for the bees to watch drone-on-drone porn.

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  65. Re:Nosema Ceranae? by feepness · · Score: 1

    "But the results are "highly preliminary" and are from only a few hives from Le Grand in Merced County, UCSF biochemist Joe DeRisi said. "We don't want to give anybody the impression that this thing has been solved."

    N. ceranae is "one of many pathogens" in the bees, said entomologist Diana Cox-Foster of Pennsylvania State University. "By itself, it is probably not the culprit ... but it may be one of the key players."

    --This doesn't refute anything that was put forth before. It doesn't demonstrate any causality whatsoever.


    So what you're saying is, that no one should get the impression that this thing has been solved?

    Interesting viewpoint, I'll keep that in mind.

  66. Sifting through the facts and sensationalism. by onx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like most people, I'm left to try to judge based on my guess at the credibility of various aggregators [sic] and second-hand sources. This is the unfortunate case for most of us. It can be very difficult to identify and weigh the information presented to us; largely due to how we are presented with it. Most of the time outlandish claims or issues that are controversial arise, say on TV or even in certain print publications, no one cites sources properly. Take the original article from the independent as an example, the authors never say what their source is so there is no way to refute their claim*...or substantiate it. The idea, insofar as it is presented in the article, is thereby worthless. Personally I would have stopped reading at the second or third paragraph because of this.

    With the climate change issue, people often claim that there exists a consensus among scientists that indeed climate change is real and is a result of human activities, however again you almost never get any citation or way to verify these claims.

    Not is all lost though! It can be very easy to find out the facts for yourself, unfortunately very few people realize this in large part because of the inadequate education provided in the mandatory science classes in high school...but that's another matter. In the case of the bees, and the public health risks of cell phones that the article assures us are real and very scary, you can go to a website like http://aps.org/, click on "Policy and Advocacy" and then, "APS Statements" where you will see a statement titled, "Electric and Magnetic Fields and Public Health" (http://aps.org/policy/statements/05_3.cfm) click on it and you'll get a very clear, concise, nontechnical, authoritative stance on the issue at hand. Statements like these, by societies such as the APS, define scientific consensus. You aren't likely to get much better or more satisfying or useful answers than that unless you spend 10 or so years getting a PhD in the field and then a few more years after that researching the topic.

    I know this wasn't exactly a short post, but I hope it is clear and helpful for you. Finding out the facts on your own is the best way to go about things dealing with science. In this case it took me about 30 seconds to find what I was looking for to make this post (the APS statement) so it isn't like there is a big time investment to find out for sure. You can probably find statements like this in less time than you would otherwise spend thinking "who should I believe?" Remember, journalists usually aren't scientists, they usually have no idea what they are writing about but even so some do an excellent job; don't trust articles that don't back up claims with verifiable sources. The New York Times generally does a pretty good job (even though their journalists need to learn to stop using the word "theory" in the vernacular).

    *They do cite some sources in the article, but they make many claims that go without any citation.
    Wikipedia article on the APS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Physical_Soc iety
  67. Re:Nosema Ceranae? by AoT · · Score: 1

    "We still haven't ruled out other factors, such as pesticides or inadequate food resources following a drought," she said. "There are lots of stresses that these bees are experiencing," and it may be a combination of factors that is responsible.


    It seems that given the high penetration of cell phones in Europe it is likely that Europe would have been hit earlier and harder with CCD. Given that neither of these things are true, it is highly unlikely that it is cell phone tower that are the problem. Some people have bandied about GMO crops as a possible link because GMO penetration is much higher in the US, but I'm pretty sure the mainstream media will ignore that possibility.

  68. Cell Phone Brain Cancer is hype too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a certain mal-contented segment of the population that looks to blame corporations and modern living for the ills of the world. These were the people who tried to blame cell phones for killing bees and are likely the very same people floating the "cell phones cause BRAIN TUMORS" meme. I can see it now, "How Cell Phones Kill : an inconvenient truth that the corporations DONT want you to know!".

    The slashbots will regurgitate and agitate, go update wikipedia to "make it a well established fact", and contact their favorite mainstream media outlets to keep the echo effect going a little longer. The hype machine is becoming exposed.

  69. Re:Nosema Ceranae? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

    Some people have bandied about GMO crops as a possible link because GMO penetration is much higher in the US People who say that are standing on no firmer ground than the cell phone blaming folks. "GMO" isn't a single thing that can be pointed at effect-wise. It's not a chemical pollutant like PCBs. It's even fairly difficult to show how "GMO" corn is really any more genetically modified than the "natural" corn they started with, which has been cross-bred and re-bred to such an extent that it hardly resembles its original form. No, in order to claim it's GMO's killing bees, you'd have to show some common aspect of said organisms that bees would be interacting with, and they simply isn't anything GMO's have in common.
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  70. Re:Nosema Ceranae? by alisson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But using some basic reasoning skills, what seems more likely:

    1) A parasite, known to kill bees, and found widely in bee-hives, is killing bees, contributing to their declined population.
    or
    2) Despite a complete lack of evidence, despite the sudden decrease in population, despite years of low populations having happened before the introduction of cell phones; cell phones did it.

  71. I Just Had This Mental Image by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Of a Bee using a Cell Phone and colliding with some object; Hence the reason why all the Cell Phone Bee deaths.

  72. How about... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    * The honeybees are stressed (diet, environment, travel, etc) and can't fight the infection
    * The plants the bees pollenate are favoring growth of this fungus like never before (GMO's, pesticides, fertilizers, etc)
    * Hives are being kept in containers/conditions that favor fungus growth
    * The fungus is an invasive species and hence, the bees have no/little natural defense against it


    How about:
    * The fungus MUTATED and the bees aren't as resistant to the new mutation.

    This kind of stuff happens all the time with microorganisms. With the beekeepers hauling hives all over the country this stuff can spread pretty fast.

    Eventually some bees will develop resistance (or some have it already). But (as with any plague) you still need a big die-off to separate the ones that are resistant from the great mass of are very vulnerable.

    And remember that with hive insects it's the hive that's the reproducing individual while the bees within it are effectively organs of one distributed body. So a lot of bees dying is very little sorting-out.

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  73. Evolve? by skeftomai · · Score: 1

    Why don't the bees evolve something to counter this? Is it likely they would without human intervention?

  74. What part of "preliminary" didn't you understand? by mellon · · Score: 1

    The article says, in the third paragraph, "these results are very preliminary." It goes on to say that there is no certainty that this is the problem; rather, it's just repeating something that we've suspected for quite some time, with more data: they've actually identified genetic material from a number of viruses and a particular fungus. And if the problem turns out to be that fungus, there may be an antibiotic that will take care of the problem. This is /not/ the same thing as saying that they /know/ what the problem is.

    The idea that it was cell phones is fairly ridiculous, since cell phone tower buildouts have been going on for years - you can't really point at cell phone towers as something that changed /this/ season. So we didn't need this article to know that it probably wasn't cell phone towers. Unfortunately, at this juncture we really don't know what's going on - we just have more data. Data + theory != fact. Hopefully the guy's right and the antibiotic works, though. It'd be scary if it didn't turn out that way.

  75. Sunspots disorient bees. by mhynek · · Score: 1

    Not Cell phones, not parasites (this time), not Genetically Modified crops, and not modern pesticides.
    You are technical, that is why you are on Slashdot.
    Ask yourself, How do bees navigate, how do they see? Keep those questions in the front of your mind, and read on...
    The beekeepers are not reporting dead bees, they are reporting missing bees.

    I first hear about this on NPR Science Friday report about missing honey bees.
    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story Id=7806292
    Although it is 26 minutes long, you need to listen to it.... nothing about sunspots, but about MISSING bees.

    As a follow up, just google "bees crops", you will find this is happening in all over planet earth.
    The sun spot cycle is just starting, it won't peak until 2010 - 2011. Google nasa sites.
    The sun flips its poles every 11 years (yea, I didn't know that either)

    The worst is yet to come, the sun spots just started and won't peak until 2010 - 2011.

    And finally, I seem to have some independent agreement, I recently found this.
    http://science.qj.net/Scientists-honeybee-killer-m ay-be-sunspots/pg/49/aid/88083

  76. perfect example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of while the US is losing in science. No one thinks in the scientific method anymore here.

  77. They aren't? by sheepweevil · · Score: 1

    What if I don't have fast access to a fly swatter?

  78. I knew it ! My mom was right !!! by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1


    Phones carry fungi; never ever use someones phone without knowing the person or get funga!

    (I think /. has fungi too; I had so many 500 and 503 errors; makes sense though, this fungi weakens them servers!)

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  79. Fungus also blamed for death of amphibians... by w4rl5ck · · Score: 1

    ... worldwide. Many frogs and other species just seem to vanish without proper explanation, but fungus has been speculated as a reason. What's up? Fungus for world domination?

  80. Re:Nosema Ceranae? by AoT · · Score: 2

    There is one thing pretty much all GMO has in common and that is the terminator gene. They are all made to not reproduce, thus it is completely reasonable that they could have an effect on an animal that is part of their sexual cycle.

  81. Nutty? by iviagnus · · Score: 0

    I submit that anyone who would call the search for the truth nutty is an idiot. Hear me now: Without bees, as with many many things Homo Sapiens is ignorant of, Mankind is doomed. Read it. Learn it. Live it.

  82. Not quite right by FishinDave · · Score: 1

    Close reading of TFA shows that the second team found the same fungus in the same samples tested by the first team, and that sample was not particularly large.

    What tickles me is that the researchers wish to emphasize that this fungus discover is not the conclusion of the bee conundrum. If it was, their funding would end. :-)

  83. That's Toxoplasmosa gondii, and... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    That's not the most disturbing problem with it in my opinion. T. gondii's life cycle basically involves inhabiting cats and mice. In mice, it causes reckless behavior and poorer reflexes to encourage predation of its hosts by cats. Similarly, in humans, it also seems to encourage the same sort of problems. This results in a doubling or tripling in the likelihood that a T. gondii infected human will get into a traffic accident. Note that current estimates are that 30-60% of the populace has latent Toxoplasmosis.

    (Incidentally, T. gondii isn't a worm. It's a protozoa.)

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  84. My favorite parasite he covered is a wasp. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    My favorite parasite that he covered unfortunately didn't make it into Parasite Rex. On his blog he covered Ampulex compressa a wasp that "zombifies" roaches by inserting a stinger into their brain, piloting them back to the wasp's nest, injecting them with a venom that keeps them alive in suspended animation for eight days while one of its larva eats the roach's organs and then pupates inside the shell of the now finally dead roach which is bursts out of four weeks later.

    The suspended animation and the laying of eggs inside is pretty neat/creepy, but it's the way the wasp doesn't paralyze the roach but instead enslaves it and directly manipulates its motion back to its nest that's the most fascinating thing about it to me.

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  85. Re:Sunspots disorient bees. LOOK AT THE DATE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The date on the Bees -vs- Sunspots story is April 1st, you bonehead.

  86. /. needs a so-lame-its-funny mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Naturally that would be +2.718.

  87. Re:Fungi- well that explains jackass-behaviour by vortexau · · Score: 1

    I can imagine that there's a parasite inhabiting humans that needs to move to the body of a bird for its next stage. May explain skydiving, jackass-behaviour, and crossing the road without looking. Obviously buzzards, crows, and other carrion-eaters are the next stage!

    vortexau

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  88. there are no climate change skeptic scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best summary of climate change "skeptics" and their various bogus motivations and conflicts is, as usual, from http://sourcewatch.org/

    http://sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Climate_cha nge_controversy

    When evidence/source/authority is at issue, go to Sourcewatch first.
        http://openpolitics.ca/evidence/source/authority