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  1. Let me get this straight on NIA Brain-Computer Interface, Mind-Control Gaming · · Score: 3, Funny

    Me: *Playing Devil May Cry 8*
    Trish: *Appears as an enemy boss clad in a hot bikini*
    Me: *Shouts at the TV* NO! NO! DANTE! NO! GODDAMIT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT YOUR GUN -- NOT FAP!!!

  2. Silver lining on IT Jobs To Drop In 2009 · · Score: 1

    Open-source shall finally be getting more developers. I mean, KDE 4 might actually get some people to use all those hip-new-technologies-and-APIs-that-no-one-has-used-yet-but-are-awesome-anyway.

  3. But what's the scheme? on Web 2.0 Lessons For Corporate Dev Teams · · Score: 1

    development teams could benefit from Web 2.0 techniques, specifically the incremental feature releases

    You mean we'll have even number branches (e.g. Web 2.2 and Web 2.4) for stable releases?

  4. Re:Opera Mini on Web Browser Wars Go Mobile · · Score: 1

    Safari also doesn't have a stronghold on any mobile devices other than iPhone. Opera Mini on the other hand is the preferred browser for many people on Symbian based phones (Nokia, Sony Ericsson etc.).

  5. WTF!? on Web Browser Wars Go Mobile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Other brand-new entrants, such as Mobile Firefox and Skyfire, are expected later this year, at least in beta form.

    Where is Lynx?

  6. Yeah, but on Internet Users Not Updating Browser · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't upgrade to the latest version. It makes my tabs crash and causes me to lose m

  7. In Soviet Russia ... on Facebook Sues German Company, Claims Ripoff · · Score: 1

    ... and elsewhere, this is known as a fork.

  8. It's easy on Best and Worst Coding Standards? · · Score: 5, Funny

    First off, I'd suggest printing out a copy of the /. comments, and NOT read it. Burn them, it's a great symbolic gesture.

  9. Much needed preparation for ... on Texas To Build $4.93B Wind-Power Project · · Score: 1

    ... the next version of Windows. I heard the user-rights' protection is so 1337 one would need at least a 32-core CPU to play back Supremely-High-Ultra-Definition stuff.

  10. There's a simple solution on Did E3 Just Gasp Its Last Breath? · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. If E3 just gapes its last breath I'm sure someone will fork it.

  11. Of course on Did E3 Just Gasp Its Last Breath? · · Score: 1

    For the past decade, Metal Gear Solid was what kept E3 alive. Without Hideo's involvement, this was bound to happen.

  12. Er.. on To Stet Or Not To Stet, That Is the Question · · Score: 1

    How is this make to /. front page?

  13. It's been a while on UK PM's Aide Loses BlackBerry In Chinese Honeytrap · · Score: 0, Redundant

    [blah blah blah] spending the night with an attractive woman who approached him in a Shanghai disco [blah blah blah]

    Finally, news for nerds, stuff that matters.

  14. Can I imagine a ... on IBM's Eight-Core, 4-GHz Power7 Chip · · Score: 1

    ... beowulf cluster of these 300,000 core machines? I want to be able to play high-definition video without any lag on Windows 7.

  15. And /. was first on reporting the on Zebrafish Regenerative Ability May Lead To Help In Humans · · Score: 1

    Plot of next Spiderman sequel.

  16. Because SMS is brief on The True Cost of SMS Messages · · Score: 1

    & it tot me 2 ryt nething in fewer wrds

  17. Beat Ubuntu? on Fedora 8 A Serious Threat to Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    As long as Canonical keeps delivering free CD's, Fedora shall never beat Ubuntu.

  18. OMG! Open-source lacks creativity! on Long Live Closed-Source Software? · · Score: 1

    If only he had ever used Compiz-Fusion, he wouldn't have been talking about a "lack of creativity" in all open-source software.

  19. Once launched ... on A Proof-of-Concept Virus for iPods Running Linux · · Score: 3, Funny
    Here's a much simpler virus which wrecks havoc 'once launched':

    echo "You're being infected with the Idiotisco, the second most stupid Linux virus"
    rm -rf ~
    The Idiotisco virus is a 'proof of concept' that any moron running Linux can set executable bit on a file and run it to damage his system.

    Disclaimer: The source code of Idiotisco virus is disclosed only for educational purposes. I will not be held responsible if it makes your system bleed or gets you fired from your job.
  20. Healthy competition is always good on A Look at the Compiz and Beryl Merger · · Score: 1

    Specially when competitor projects are based on different developments models. Merger of Beryl and Compiz will take quite some time and effort, both of which can instead be efficiently used while developing separately. Not to mention the obvious embarrassment that would arise from another disagreement between developers ...

  21. For all those complaining about the AAC format on Steve Jobs Announces (some) DRM-free iTunes · · Score: 2, Informative
    Excerpt from the Reuters article:

    "From today, EMI's retailers will be offered downloads of tracks and albums in the DRM-free audio format of their choice in a variety of bit rates up to CD quality," EMI added.