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UK PM's Aide Loses BlackBerry In Chinese Honeytrap

longacre writes "The Times of London is today reporting a January incident in which a top aide to Prime Minister Gordon Brown discovered his BlackBerry missing from his hotel room after spending the night with an attractive woman who approached him in a Shanghai disco. Seems this was a run-of-the-mill BlackBerry without any encryption, only a simple password lock. The greatest fear is that, even if the device did not contain any sensitive messages at the time, there was likely enough information on board for a hostile intelligence service to snake its way deep into Downing Street's email servers. The aide was 'informally reprimanded.'"

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  1. Had it been a slashdotter... by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would he have reported the loss of his virginity?
     

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    1. Re:Had it been a slashdotter... by martin-boundary · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ha! He actually tried, but the lameness filter prevented it...

    2. Re:Had it been a slashdotter... by S-100 · · Score: 1

      Dude lost his blackberry, not his cherry.

    3. Re:Had it been a slashdotter... by AndGodSed · · Score: 1

      Hey Mr Bond...

      Is that a Blackberry in your pocket or are you excited to see me?

    4. Re:Had it been a slashdotter... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      No, he would have posted

      "First Poon!"

      Or, possibly,

      "p00wned!"

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    5. Re:Had it been a slashdotter... by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would he have reported the loss of his virginity?

      No, the Chinese media would have misreported it and made it into a sex scandal.

      "Gordon Brown aide loses blackberry"
      will be translated in Engrish as
      "Gordon blown, has aids, loses cherry".

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  2. This seems to be a recurring problem. by zach_d · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The level of espionage out of China is pretty ridiculous. I wonder how long this goes on before the trade advantage of dealing with them is over weighed by their rampant spying.

    1. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by x_MeRLiN_x · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What makes you think the UK/US is any different?

    2. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by zach_d · · Score: 3, Insightful

      a valid point I suppose, I'm not certain their not, but they're on my side(ish). Clearly a double standard, but I'm OK with that.

    3. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by joocemann · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The level of espionage out of China is pretty ridiculous. I wonder how long this goes on before the trade advantage of dealing with them is over weighed by their rampant spying.

      I don't know what country you are from, but I can almost be sure that your country is making the same efforts against other countries.

    4. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by zach_d · · Score: 5, Funny

      My country doesn't have the budget, frankly. I'm Canadian.

    5. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Look up Echelon. You can't make an international phone call without the bastards snooping in on it. Our Lords and Masters have no understanding of what "privacy" means.

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    6. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Our Lords and Masters have no understanding of what "privacy" means.

      Funny, they feel the same way about you. "Those silly citizens have no idea what the word 'privacy' means anymore. Like it's something that we can't snoop into."

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    7. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by dotancohen · · Score: 5, Funny

      My country doesn't have the attractive women, frankly. I'm Canadian.

      There, fixed that for you.

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    8. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Funny

      Members of the British Government will now be expecting an increased amount of spam and unsolicited phone salesmen calling to offer V1agra and other products.

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    9. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by MPAB · · Score: 5, Funny

      Members of the British Government will now be expecting an increased amount of spam and unsolicited phone salesmen calling to offer V1agra and other products.

      Will that be because of the data inside the phone or because of the chinese lady's detailed report?

    10. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 0

      The US government, at least, doesn't do industrial espionage.

    11. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by pokerdad · · Score: 1

      My country doesn't have an entertainment industry actively advertising the existence of its spy agency, frankly. I'm Canadian.

      There, fixed it for you.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Security_Intelligence_Service

    12. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by x_MeRLiN_x · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia (or more accurately, its sources) contradict that.

    13. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Don't mix up "spying" with "copying" and "copyright infringement". For businesses the second and third are more of a direct problem than the first; especially when looking at China. The spying part is probably not seriously worse in China than in other parts of the developed world. It's just that they may be not as good at hiding it.

      That said, it is not mentioned in tfs (and of course I did not rtfa) whether this girl was targeting him for being an important government official, or just for being a rich westerner that can be robbed of valuable stuff. If she were a spy, she would be a poor one, as a good spy would not leave a trace of spying, i.e. doesn't take things. A spy would just copy the information.

    14. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      You're a subject of Her Majesty. MI5 and other British agencies are making those efforts on your behalf.

    15. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not good at it, or not caring?

      Our espionage agencies have to keep up the front of being the "good guy". We don't spy. We only have those spies to protect us from other spies, you know? Our secret agents are only good and shining examples, they don't steal information or conduct covert operations to kill someone, and if they do, we first of all make sure that whoever they want dead is so long slandered and labeled terrorist, communist or whatever the boogeyman of the day so people nod their heads and agree that this man is better dead.

      China has no such problems. The people there know that they better not question the actions of their government. Oh, you mean international prestige? Ok, hate me. I'm the one building your crap for cheap, want to do business without me? Can your economy survive without me? So whether you hate me or not, you will continue to do business with me, do I care what you think of me?

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    16. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      If trading with China means being afflicted with "rampant spying", sign me up!

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    17. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tricia helfer ?

    18. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by ettlz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Those silly citizens have no idea what the word 'privacy' means anymore. Like it's something that we can't snoop into."

      Luckily, some of us do know what it means these days — privacy means two very large prime numbers.

    19. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 5, Informative

      My country doesn't have the attractive women, frankly. I'm Canadian.

      There, fixed that for you.

      I just moved to downtown Toronto. I can assure you that you're wrong. Although perhaps we're stockpiling them.

    20. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by sholsinger · · Score: 1

      tricia helfer ?

      Figures, this is /. you would cite Battlestar Galactica cast as your primary argument to anything.

    21. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, that's not quite correct. During the cold war, the US, UK, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand ran a massive signal intercepting operation against the USSR's satellites, and (presumably) against its cables also. Following the collapse of the USSR, rumors started circling about this operation being used against the businesses of other countries, and it was revealed (unofficially) that several high profile businesses were being aided by their respective governments in literally stealing plans from foreign businesses (the case that comes to mind was a German firm that developed a new jet engine, and "coincidentally" Boeing managed to develop a nearly identical jet engine in a fraction of the time). To be fair, other governments do this to (including the Germans), but the US/UK/Ca/Au/NZ is the most extensive, or was prior to China's operation.

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    22. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by cyberon22 · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a very simple case of theft, not espionage. If people want to ask questions, a good place to start is finding out why this guy was sent to China in the first place, and what he was supposed to be doing.

      This is the sort of thing that happens to people who can't speak Chinese when you put them in a room with people who like to trade sex for mobile phones. Worrying about "espionage" is ludicrous in this situation. If this guy was taken for a ride on anything important, it wouldn't have been by the girl.

    23. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm glad to be wrong, for your sake. Links to pics build Karma, so I'm told :)

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    24. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      LOL, that's a good one.

    25. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by pherthyl · · Score: 1

      Reporting from the other end, Victoria BC, I can also confirm that you're wrong.

      I think they gather in moderate climates :)

    26. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lots of immigration to toronto...

    27. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by corychristison · · Score: 1

      In Saskatchewan, here. Them farmers daughters are reeeaaalll purdy-like.

      Terrible, joke. Yeah, I know... although I only know a few farmers and their kids are older than I am.

      Buy, as mentioned by everyone else... we certainly are not lacking aesthetically pleasing women.

    28. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Informative

      (the case that comes to mind was a German firm that developed a new jet engine, and "coincidentally" Boeing managed to develop a nearly identical jet engine in a fraction of the time).

      Boeing doesn't develop jet engines, it never has - its an airframe manufacturer, every jet engined aircraft it has developed has used a third party engine. I can't for the life of me think what 'new jet engine' you could possibly be talking about either.

    29. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Actually, tell a lie, Boeing *did* develop engines, but only when it owned Pratt & Whitney in the late 1920s/early 1930s.

    30. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My country doesn't have the budget, frankly. I'm Canadian.

      Well, you thought wrong. The Communications Security Establishment has a very large budget. They have approximately the same mission as the American NSA.

      The CSE is not widely known. The Canadian Security Intelligence Service gets most of the public & press attention.

      And humour aside, the Canadian economy has been doing pretty well for the last 7 years and tax revenues are good. Significant progress has been made in paying off the crushing national debt incurred by many previous governments.

    31. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 1

      Right. But since there were no jet engines in the 20s and 30s, you were 100% accurate the first time. :)

    32. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up Echelon. According to conspiracy theorists, You can't make an international phone call without the bastards snooping in on it, even though this is actually technically impossible.

      I fixed your post.

    33. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by russotto · · Score: 1

      You can't make an international phone call without the bastards snooping in on it.

      Drop "international", and I'd be willing to bet that's true for countries where the local NSA-equivalent hasn't been caught at it as well as the US.

    34. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      They don't call it the "public sector" so that they can serve their own private agenda with our nation's resources.

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    35. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Espionage is a sensible practice, and there is no reason to condemn it except when someone from ones own side becomes a traitor.

      Slashanalogy:
      If you have a hawt wife/husband/SO, expecting other people to not try to plook them is silly. Expecting them to refuse plooking is reasonable.

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    36. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "According to conspiracy theorists..." ...who have since been demonstrated to be correct. Echelon's massive capability has been widely, if quietly, known for some time.

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    37. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My country doesn't have the attractive women, frankly. I'm Canadian.

      There, fixed that for you.

      I just moved to downtown Toronto. I can assure you that you're wrong. Although perhaps we're stockpiling them.

      The trouble is, for 9 months of the year, you really can't tell whether they're attractive or not under all that insulation.

    38. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They know exactly what privacy is. They just hate it.

    39. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ahh, thats where you are wrong :) The jet engines that made their debut in the 1940s were not conceived or developed in a vacuum, and development of various designs had been ongoing since the 1910s, with the axial flow turbine design (what all jet engines use today) first patented in 1921. The first flight with a jet engine occured in 1938, so jet engines most certainly did exist in the 1930s :)

    40. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by ablair · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shut up you hoser! They will find out about our stockpiles of attractive WMDs (women of mass distraction) and our plans to release hordes of them to achieve world domination.

      Oh, wait, aren't the Blackberry servers already in Canada? Maybe we'll just keep those stockpiles...

    41. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      I apologize, I seem to have gotten some fact mixed up. I'll do better homework next time!

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    42. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by longacre · · Score: 1

      If people want to ask questions, a good place to start is finding out why this guy was sent to China in the first place, and what he was supposed to be doing.

      From TFA, he was in China with the Prime Minister on an official visit.

    43. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 1

      yeah.. lots of east europe women you mean?

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    44. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although perhaps we're stockpiling them.
      Women of Mass Distraction? Even the UN inspectors can't find attractive women.

    45. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Indeed if you think that China is well stocked with attractive women, you should like Canada. There has been a great deal of Chinese immigration over the past twenty-five years and some cities, especially Vancouver, have large Chinese minorities. There is also a substantial Panjabi minority. Canada is not nearly as whitebread as you might think.

    46. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by cyberon22 · · Score: 1

      I live in China and personally know two people this has happened to.

    47. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by dryeo · · Score: 2, Informative

      As a Canadian citizen (I have the papers to prove it) our Queen is Her Majesty, Elizabeth II, the Queen of Canada.
      As a British subject (I have the papers to prove it) our Queen is Her Majesty, Elizabeth II, the Queen of England.
      She also happens to be the Queen of quite a few other places as well.

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    48. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Yeah and in the US they were made by Pratt and Whitney not Boeing.

    49. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by Mark+J+Tilford · · Score: 1

      It's not about holding up the "good guy" pretense; it's about delaying the victim from realizing he was a victim and acting to minimize the breach.

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    50. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      ...(women of mass distraction) and our plans to release hordes of them to achieve world domination...

      I never thought I would be so happy about the prospects of world domination.

  3. What they aren't telling us by davidwr · · Score: 4, Funny

    They aren't telling us that Scotland Yard did this deliberately just to see how the Chinese would react.

    What the Chinese aren't telling us is they knew this was a trap and reacted accordingly.

    What Scotland Yard also isn't telling us is that they knew the Chinese would see the trap and were counting on them to react accordingly.

    What the Chinese also aren't telling us ....

    oooh my head hurts.

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    1. Re:What they aren't telling us by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      oooh my head hurts.

      which was part of the plan all along.

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    2. Re:What they aren't telling us by kirbysuperstar · · Score: 0, Redundant

      oooh my head hurts.

      Just as planned.

    3. Re:What they aren't telling us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they aren't telling us are the juicy details of that steamy night.

      Come on! I need details! A picture would be nice...

    4. Re:What they aren't telling us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [quote]What the Chinese also aren't telling us ....[/quote] ...is that they know we've seen the Princess Bride too?

    5. Re:What they aren't telling us by ValentineMSmith · · Score: 1

      So, what YOU'RE telling us is that, deep in the bowels of MI5 somewhere, a man was given a Blackberry and a mission to go to China to "take one for the team". And if he was caught or captured, the PM would disavow all knowledge, etc.

      Now THAT sounds like a job for Mr. Bond.

      Or me (back before I got married and took the sedate path through life).

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    6. Re:What they aren't telling us by SamSim · · Score: 1

      oooh my head hurts.

      which was part of the plan all along.

      Unless that's what they want us to think...

  4. certs connection? by reiisi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was just posting in the article about ways of making certs work, and I see this.

    Am I the only one who sees a connection between this and the problems we have getting certificates to actually mean what they are supposed to mean?

    Actually, I see several connections.

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    1. Re:certs connection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I was just posting in the article about ways of making certs work, and I see this.

      Am I the only one who sees a connection between this and the problems we have getting certificates to actually mean what they are supposed to mean?

      Actually, I see several connections.

      Actually, I am not certain if I'm answering to you or going offtopic but from what I understood from your post...

      No, not really. I have worked in the ministry of foreign affairs in a country that started using PKI to encrypt communications to all embassies around the world. The public and private keys (the chip cards on which they were) were delivered in diplomatic mail to the people around the world. When they had gotten them, the pin codes required to use them would be delivered in separate mail.

      No way for both certificates to get lost. The only possible way for that would be if the people would write the pin codes down and keep them with them alongside their cards.

      This is prevented by normal psychology. While low ranked officials might do that, anyone who is high enough in ranks to actually have access to something very important and secret (noting that anything actually classified as "secret" or above isn't accessible by internet, at all) will be so full of himself and think of himself as so important that he will follow all security precautions very closely. "Everyone must be after the data I have access to!"

  5. Re:How foolish by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Informative

    China is basically using Capitalism as their weapon by fixing the Yuen to the Dollar.

    2005 just called, they want their now-outdated analysis back

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  6. Does PM Brown have any open positions? by johannesg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I promise not to carry anything sensitive, and I'll distract the attractive Chinese women for him so his secrets will remain safe!

    1. Re:Does PM Brown have any open positions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'm more concerned with thinking about the Chinese woman's openings than Gordon Brown's. And I doubt you can keep your promise not to carry anything sensitive.

    2. Re:Does PM Brown have any open positions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In capitalist China, attractive women distract YOU!

    3. Re:Does PM Brown have any open positions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I promise not to carry anything sensitive, and I'll distract the attractive Chinese women for him so his secrets will remain safe!

      Ah,
      but to get the attractive Chinese women, you *have* to be packing something worth their while...'sensitive' or otherwise (pause for the groans at the obvious 'Carry On' style joke)

      Btw, for any Chinese Secret Service types reading, here's a heads-up, I'll be visiting sometime in the next six months, and I work for a super-secret branch of the military, plus I'll have a PDA full of interesting stuff...

    4. Re:Does PM Brown have any open positions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say, the PM's aide was "informally" in the greased up and aim for penetration position after the incident, his sphincter was probably well open after that one.

    5. Re:Does PM Brown have any open positions? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work out. The communist reversal would require me to distract attractive women in capitalist america.

      Well, that happened when I was tossed out drunk at a party without my pants on, but that's a COMPLETELY different story!

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    6. Re:Does PM Brown have any open positions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand that there's a missionary position available.

  7. Honeytrap? Proof? by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The only facts given are the guy picked up a girl (or vice versa) at a disco, and the next morning his Blackberry was gone.

    "Honeytrap"? Bullshit. What leads anyone to think it was anymore than the guy lost in in a taxi, or if the girl did take it, she sold it on to a second hand phone dealer for a few dollars.

    I think if it was really a "vast Communist conspiracy" as the article implies, the agents would have copied the data from the phone and returned it later in the evening, leaving him none the wiser.

    Much more important to consider is if the guy used the phone while he was in Beijing, there is an excellent chance that every keystroke, including passwords, was captured en route.

    1. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by mewsenews · · Score: 4, Insightful

      intelligence gathering doesn't have to be subtle to be effective.

      whether or not his phone ended up in the hands of a foreign service he was foolish to have it stolen so obviously.

    2. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think in this case "honeytrap" refers specifically to the girl - i.e., he lost his Blackberry in her. Sometimes a night goes so well, and things go places you didn't expect. You know how it is.

    3. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if it was really a "vast Communist conspiracy" as the article implies, the agents would have copied the data from the phone and returned it later in the evening, leaving him none the wiser.
      Had it been Hilary in Shanghai, she'd nearly have a cardiac arrest after the "vast Right-wing conspiracy" stole her BlackBerry. But the Conspirators would thus return her BlackBerry after reviewing the content, none the wiser either.

    4. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by LS · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you may be right, but as someone living in Beijing I can tell you that if you ever leave your bike or phone unguarded for one minute, there's a strong chance it will be gone the next time you look for it....

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    5. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by owlnation · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only facts given are the guy picked up a girl (or vice versa) at a disco, and the next morning his Blackberry was gone.

      Exactly. Occams Razor. In the UK, the New Labour Regime has a substantial history of losing important documents in large numbers. The Party and its employees are not generally known for their intelligence (as in brains, not spying). He's also British, thus at night he's most certainly drunk.

      Q.E.D. He lost the Blackberry. He then lied to make himself seem like a more glamorous victim.

      Most probably he's just a drunken, incompetent, liar. Like most everyone else in his Party.

    6. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      he was foolish to have it stolen so obviously

      No he wasn't. You can't completely guard against the possibility of loss or theft of small items like cellphones. What you can do, however, is always store sensitive data in a securely encrypted device. Anything less is tantamount to publishing the information in the public domain.

    7. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You are so prejudiced. The Chinese don't just copy everything.

    8. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by mewsenews · · Score: 1

      i just meant to say that as an aide to the PM he may not have been able to keep his penis out of the hands of the chinese but he could've been a bit more careful with government property.

      he was only informally reprimanded so we're not discussing whether he should get his job back.

    9. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by pallmall1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...he may not have been able to keep his penis out of the hands of the chinese...

      Yeah, he should have just kept it in his own hands.

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    10. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by smallfries · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No. The parent hit the nail squarely on the end. If they had stolen his passwords and returned the device then they would have had access to his official email without him being any the wiser. Then they could have gathered intelligence on anything he had access to for the foreseeable future.

      Stealing the device would just make Downing Street close the account and issue him a fresh one. Intelligence gathering does have to be subtle to be effective.

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    11. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by MythMoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whereas the Tories will no doubt be a shining beacon of moral rectitude when they finally claw their way back into power?

      What a load of crap; I detest this partisan bollocks. Politicians of all colours are for the most part honest with a lot of dissembling forced upon them by the spin that the media will put upon any straight and honest answers that they give.

      There are bad apples (just as an example a Tory cabinet minister went to prison for perjuring himself in a libel action) but this "oh the government is a monster" crap obscures any real debate about their actual policies. We get the politicians we deserve. Unfortunately.

      An aide losing his blackberry is not proof, or even an indicator, of anything at all about the government as a whole. Particularly not the version of the story reported by a right wing newspaper about the left wing government.

      When the Tories get in, they will do an adequate job of running the country. Then their lustre will fade and much the same people who complain now will switch allegiance and hail Labour as the new hope for honesty in governance.

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    12. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by itsthebin · · Score: 1

      exactly.

      the real story probably goes like this

      Bloke picked up a hooker in Shanghai
      she stole his phone
      end of story - happens in every fcuking city on the planet , every night

      let that be a lesson grasshopper

      --
      ...I obey the laws of physics....
    13. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by ZwJGR · · Score: 1

      Politicians of all colours are for the most part honest

      bwa hahahaha, that's so funny :)

      Don't be so naïve man, honest politicians in countries like the UK/US/whatever are the exception, not the norm.

      --
      There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face - Ben Williams
    14. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is to say that the person who fell for this (if it was a spy operation as opposed to just theft) was in any way a political appointment? More likely to be some FCO type ergo highly likely to be a privately education Tory called Tristram dePeffel de la Zouch or similar.

    15. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by grolaw · · Score: 1

      The Tories had a stealth PM - Bush's lapdog.

      My proof? No Labour party member would ally, support (speaking in whole sentences!) Bush's ramp up to war with Iraq, waste blood and treasure on the say-so of the venial administration of the 'states, and eventually sacrifice his office on the alter of failed foreign policy.

      The Official Secrets Act needs an overhaul and some mechanism of appropriate access - as do the yanks with their Freedom of Information Act and Sunshine Laws. My guess: most "Official Secrets" are a load of Dingoes kidneys.

      Oh, and the "honeypot" hooker - she just rolled the John. Earlier posts are correct - data would have been copied - or, even a new, cloned, Blackberry could have been put in the old case - nothing missing gives no warning. This was theft, plain and simple.

      In the US, how do you tell the political affiliation of the politician by sex scandal? The Democrats like Girls and don't wear napkins to have sex! See, Sen. David Vitter, Fl. Rep. Mark Foley, who preferred his pages, bent over; and, Larry Craig - the naughty, nasty boy with the wide stance....

    16. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by MythMoth · · Score: 1

      Yes, well, I expect you're the sort of person who is also convinced that all managers are stupid just because you can't think outside of your own tiny perspective.

      --
      --- These are not words: wierd, genious, rediculous
    17. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by nasor · · Score: 1

      Even more likely is the possibility that he simply went back to a room with some woman who decided to steal his BlackBerry. Sure, it *might* have been espionage, but it seems vastly more likely that it was simple theft.

    18. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by linzeal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stealing a password is easy on a blackberry because you have to enter it so often all you need is a high def 8+ megapixel camera and a good optical zoom. It is easy to steal any password you have to key in a public space.

    19. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume there is intelligence at downing street. And I wish I was joking.

    20. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A nickname, a phone number, a colorful euphemism, a bad joke... these are deadly weapons in the hands of a spy. TRUST NO ONE.

    21. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on now, the Chinese are renowned for their subtlety such as when...ah...um...hmm...hang on...

    22. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by jotok · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What leads anyone to think it was anymore than the guy lost in in a taxi, or if the girl did take it, she sold it on to a second hand phone dealer for a few dollars.

      Because they do it all the time. Tell you what, precious, take a trip to Israel and tell people you work for Northrupp Grumman. You'll get a lot of attention.

      Much more important to consider is if the guy used the phone while he was in Beijing, there is an excellent chance that every keystroke, including passwords, was captured en route.

      Um...you do know that when you press a key on your phone it doesn't have to get transmitted somewhere and then come back to be displayed on your screen...right?

    23. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by Magada · · Score: 1

      Where does Occam's razor come in, pray tell? You can bet your bottom dollar that a diplomat, any sort of diplomat, who's wandering around in the PRC is under constant surveillance. Even if the whore he was with stole it with no ulterior motive other than cash, his "tail" must have noticed the incident in like, two seconds flat and taken steps to recover the device.

      --
      Something bad is coming when people are suddenly anxious to tell the truth.
    24. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by BananaPeel · · Score: 1

      There is no proof that it was a girl either... just his word for it

    25. Re:Honeytrap? Proof? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      He's also British, thus at night he's most certainly drunk.

      *bitchslap*

      Get her.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  8. How do we know that honey was a trap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has General Ackbar been consulted on this matter of international intrigue?

  9. Govt fault, not the aide by nighty5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The fault has to lie with the government and not the aide.

    This comes down to just bad security governance, even my blackberry is encrypted and our BES servers enforce security down to the handset so that you can't install any unauthorised applications.

    These devices of course are prone to loss, and given the confidential information potentially held on these devices should be reason enough to enforce the appropriate security measures on the devices.

    1. Re:Govt fault, not the aide by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly my thought.

      I was doing IT security for a financial institution for a while. One of the first things I put my foot down about was the treatment of notebooks (it was the time before Blackberry). The doctrine was that every notebook had to treat its user as an "enemy" until the user identified himself. I spent a good deal of my time trying to hack those notebooks, and every success meant a change in protocol, in two cases it meant a complete change in hardware.

      Security was paramount. I wonder why our governments consider security a secondary concern.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    2. Re:Govt fault, not the aide by tzanger · · Score: 1

      If you don't mind my asking, what did you end up with in terms of hardware and software on the notebooks?

    3. Re:Govt fault, not the aide by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Back then it was IBM Thinkpads. That was before Lenovo took over.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    4. Re:Govt fault, not the aide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the fault lies on all side. Why does only one must be at fault? Everyone has his own responsibility.

      I don't know what's going on with the UK and sensitive information. Several weeks back, someone lost a folder of sensitive info on terrorism that he shouldn't carry home on a train. The incident was repeated again later.

    5. Re:Govt fault, not the aide by xeoron · · Score: 1

      I wonder if some of it is designed that way to help in the spread of misinformation...

  10. And the cover up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The woman was not really attractive, he was just desperate.

    Seriously, is the woman's attractiveness really pertinent to what happened, and was her attractiveness fact-checked? Or is "attractive Shanghai woman" a British idiom for "prostitute"?

    1. Re:And the cover up by pallmall1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The woman was not really attractive, he was just desperate.

      Maybe she came into the club as a 2, and he drank her up to an 8.

      --
      3 things about computers: they're alive, they're self-aware, and they hate your guts.
    2. Re:And the cover up by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Yes, her attractiveness is pertinent, along with her bra size. Also, if she shaved it clean.

      And, you are gay.

      Carry on.

      --
      I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
    3. Re:And the cover up by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Or is "attractive Shanghai woman" a British idiom for "prostitute"?

      No.

      I'd say it's more of a euphemism.

    4. Re:And the cover up by 427_ci_505 · · Score: 1

      I damn nearly pissed myself on that. Well done.

  11. Re:How foolish by korean.ian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Only a fool would think that an attractive chinese women in chinese disco is going to go to bed the first night with a westerner.

    You've clearly never been to Asia. Rest assured you can see many examples of exactly this happening all over Asia.

    Now send in 007 to get that Blackberry!

  12. Oh no! by dbIII · · Score: 2, Funny

    a top aide to Prime Minister Gordon Brown discovered his BlackBerry missing from his hotel room

    Brown trouser time!

    snake its way deep into Downing Street's email servers

    So the article is trouser snake meets honeypot - but it's a trap! Snap! Ow, Blackberries.

    1. Re:Oh no! by owlnation · · Score: 1

      Brown trouser time!

      Well, it makes a change from Brown Shirt time. Something Gordon is trying to develop at the expense of the freedom of the UK.

  13. technology savvy should be a job requirement by simplerThanPossible · · Score: 1

    With technology being so important today, they should be hiring proper geeks for their top aides.

    Then they wouldn't have this kind of security lapse.

    1. Re:technology savvy should be a job requirement by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course. Then the aide will be so busy playing with his blackberry that he won't notice the attractive woman. Of course if he did notice her he'd still be too shy to talk to her.

      I like your plan; it's sound.

      --
      Women are like electronics: you don't know how damaged they are until you try to turn them on.
    2. Re:technology savvy should be a job requirement by simplerThanPossible · · Score: 1

      how come i make the joke, but you get the upmods? *sigh*

      oh well, as long as someone got the funniness at some point. :-)

    3. Re:technology savvy should be a job requirement by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      (cue "proper geek")

      Duh, he has a blackberry, why'd he want to waste time with a woman?

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    4. Re:technology savvy should be a job requirement by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think your delivery was too subtle. Slashdot's audience is so broadly distributed that the only universal humor left in brevity is a fart joke.

      --
      Women are like electronics: you don't know how damaged they are until you try to turn them on.
    5. Re:technology savvy should be a job requirement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure? After reading this story I'm ready to head for China and flash my Blackberry around.

  14. passwords? by speedtux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    likely enough information on board for a hostile intelligence service to snake its way deep into Downing Street's email servers.

    So, in addition to stupid aides that fall for Chinese spy-whores, the British government is incapable of changing the passwords on its mail servers?

    1. Re:passwords? by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The MPs who have their own websites might be able to change their own passwords, but the Civil Service? C'mon, these are the guys that use "Yes, Prime Minister" as training material.

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    2. Re:passwords? by ColaMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's see:

      You are a chinese honeytrap now in possession of an aide's blackberry. It is 1am. The aide has passed out drunk three steps inside the front door of his flat, and won't be in any fit capacity until about 8am, when he realises his blackberry is missing and goes looking for it. The IT boys cancel his password at 9am.

      That gives you 8 hours to:

      - Read all his recent email, for starters. If they're doing IMAP, then god knows how many personal IMAP folders there are to browse through on the server. Look for the good folders like "Foreign Policy". "Sent Items" and "Drafts" can also be fascinating.

      - Get his contact list, recent callers,etc, allowing you to analyse and see where this particular cog fits in the Government Machine. If he turns out to be a well-connected individual, it might pay in the future to keep an eye on him. If he's not well-connected, that's one more person you cross off the list.

      - Possibly fire off a few trojans to a few "inside" email accounts on that list, who might accept them from a known,"trusted" source. Doesn't hurt to try something like "Revision to yesterday's document -- URGENT".

      So you see, there's plenty of scope for mischief.

      --

      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
    3. Re:passwords? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Insightful


      The final logical step of course, would be to put it back where you found it before he wakes up. Now that would be far better "spying" than just nicking the thing. So maybe it was just stolen.

      Counter-arguments would be that if a woman was going to seduce a guy just to steal from him, you'd have seen more things go missing than just a blackberry. And even if the "spy" did want to take the blackberry, stealing other things as a cover would be better. This story is either incomplete or there is some inept work being done here.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    4. Re:passwords? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a chinese honeytrap now in possession of an aide's blackberry. It is 1am.

      You peer down the dark Shanghai street. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

    5. Re:passwords? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the final two steps

      - ? ? ?
      - profit!

    6. Re:passwords? by speedtux · · Score: 1

      So you see, there's plenty of scope for mischief.

      If that happens, people can easily tell from the log files. Based on what the British government actually said, none of that seems to have happened, which means that it comes down to changing the password.

      In fact, I doubt that any of what you say was actually likely. Blackberries generally aren't used as direct IMAP clients and probably don't even have the IMAP password stored.

      Most likely, the only exposure of this was likely recent E-mails and some contact information, if that, and I doubt that's big news to the Chinese. Furthermore, any really sensitive information would have to be sent as an encrypted message anyway.

    7. Re:passwords? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You know what's scary about your argument? How many Blackberries were really used for spying and nobody noticed?

      What if this was an incomplete espionage ploy? Where they routinely steal the BBs, investigate their contents and return them, but this time she couldn't return it in time, maybe because she was robbed herself, or got hit by a car, or some other reason why she couldn't get back in time to cover it up?

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    8. Re:passwords? by I)_MaLaClYpSe_(I · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what the communists want you to think! :-)

    9. Re:passwords? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You don't know much about blackberries. A government wouldn't use IMAP.

      There are so many ridiculous things here.

      1. A government would use a blackberry enterprise server (BES).
      2. The BES platform and devices has been audited from end-to-end [blackberry.com] by the UK government's spies (GCHQ). They know what they are doing and how to manage blackberries securely.
      3. With a BES, you can control every little detail on the blackberry. The UK government has standards for this.
      4. With a BES, you can:
      - force the blackberries to use strong encryption to store & transmit encrypted email
      - force the blackberries to use strong encryption on the removable media card
      - force the blackberries to use a strong password to lock the device
      - force the blackberries to lock after a configurable period of inactivity
      - force the blackberries to lock after a configurable period regardless of activity
      - force the blackberries to use two-factor authentication such as an RSA key fob or smartcard
      - disable bluetooth and other functions
      - prevent data transfer by USB
      - lock the blackberry remotely
      - wipe the blackberry remotely
      - if it has GPS, trace the location of the blackberry

      It's a bit hard to believe that my 50-person company has a better blackberry policy than the UK government. But that's nuLabour for you.

    10. Re:passwords? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      This is precisely my thought. The fact that the device wasn't returned isn't proof that it couldn't have been espionage, just that if it was espionage then they cocked up, which certainly does happen.

      --
      If you mod me Overrated, you are admitting that you have no penis.
    11. Re:passwords? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Mmmm. Good catch!

      --

      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    12. Re:passwords? by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you do this a lot. Hello Honeytrap!

    13. Re:passwords? by ladydi89 · · Score: 1

      Except if the BES admin is competent, they have a 10 minute timeout on the device with a lock on holster, secure passwords with a wipe after 5 wrong tries and a policy to wipe the device if it hasn't contacted the BES in x amount of days - Mine is 10. So if the above were the case, the only way I could see it getting compromised is if she used soft hacking and got him to tell her the password. But I agree with a previous poster, if she stole it, she most likely sold it for a few bucks on the street.

      --
      Thou shalt not use tools thou does not understand, lest they rise up and smite thee
  15. If you can lose a blackberry... by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ew, if you could lose a blackberry in that
    Chinese Honeypot, I wouldn't stick around.

    -AI

    --
    For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion
    1. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by bobdotorg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ew, if you could lose a blackberry in that
      Chinese Honeypot, I wouldn't stick around.

      Use your Blackberry's light to find our way out?

      Hell, let's use your Blackberry's light to find my keys, and we'll drive our way out.

      --
      __ Someday, but not this morning, I'll finally learn to use the preview button.
    2. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's no such thing as a BlackBerry without encryption. All data to and from a BlackBerry is TripleDES or AES encrypted, regardless if you're on a BES or using your carrier webmail.

      If he's on a BES the problem is non-existent, the Admin can remotely wipe the BlackBerry with a single command.

      Plus, if someone enters the password wrong ten times, the device wipes itself

      The only security issue here is if the guy used a really easy password. And even that can be avoided because the admin can specify password complexity so users can't enter stuf like, '1234'

    3. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by Sanguis+Mortuum · · Score: 1

      A password means nothing if everything stored is not encrypted by a key derived from that password, are you saying that everything on a Blackberry's drive is encrypted and therefore unretrievable if the password is lost?

    4. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by fiddlesticks · · Score: 4, Insightful

      'are you saying that everything on a Blackberry's drive is encrypted and therefore unretrievable if the password is lost?'

      Yes, it is.

      Individuals might have a blackberry with no encryption, and a weak password.

      Anyone - like this guy - with a corporate blackberry will have an encrypted device and compulsory (annoying to the user - useful in this case) constant password checking and strong(ish) password policy enforcement.

    5. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      It's all very well having passwords, but surely he would be already logged in to his phone? So you just need to open up the inbox and read whatever emails are in there.

      I don't have a Blackberry, but I do have a Windows Mobile device, and that's how my phone works.

    6. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by Cylix · · Score: 1

      Not to mention...

      The remote nuke option.

      For me, once I report my pda lost, the boys in corp will send a command to wipe the contents of the phone and remove all settings. I believe this option also exists for blackberry.

      As well initiate the self destruct code on the small thermonuclear charge.

      --
      "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
    7. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      Excellent reuse of a classic joke.

      --
      Some of what I say is fact, some is conjecture, the rest I'm just blowing out my ass...you guess.
    8. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by ThePlissken · · Score: 1

      The Blackberry can be set to to timeout and force you to unlock it again with your password. This can be pushed from the BES with a policy that sets the interval.

    9. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by blincoln · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If he's on a BES the problem is non-existent, the Admin can remotely wipe the BlackBerry with a single command.

      Unless whoever stole the BlackBerry has put it inside a metal box, or taken it to a sub-basement, or done anything else to block it from receiving a signal.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    10. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      LoveULongTime3021@prc.cn has been sending me messages - sometimes dozens per day!

      Is her real name Pussy Garore? Am I about to meet a secret agent?

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    11. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by phoenix.bam! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like turning it off.

    12. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by AJWM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For me, once I report my pda lost, the boys in corp will send a command to wipe the contents of the phone and remove all settings. I believe this option also exists for blackberry.

      Won't do any good if whoever grabs the pda/blackberry immediately puts it in a shielded bag and thereafter any work on it is done in a shielded room (Faraday cage). If it's an organized intelligence operation doing this, you can bet that that's exactly what they'll do.

      Better would be to add a deadman switch in the pda, which self-destructs if not periodically reset by a signal from home. The danger there is if the signal is lost for mundane reasons.

      --
      -- Alastair
    13. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. The admin can specify all content on the blackberry is encrypted. It's called content protection.

      The summary is a bit alarmist .. losing a blackberry doesn't mean your data is compromised at all - it just means you have to wait a few days until you get a replacement. And the best thing is, once you activate it against the server, you get pretty much all your email, contacts, settings back again as they are backed up to the server database

    14. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'are you saying that everything on a Blackberry's drive is encrypted and therefore unretrievable if the password is lost?'

      Depends on the setup and the password rules. Some will let you fail x number of times then set your own which is stupid but it is a common setting.

      Also if this is a corporate style bb subject to a central security policy then it can be remotely wiped clean (granted if the Chinese got it cracked and copied before the wipe or could get it into some type of Faraday cage to work on it, it doesn't help.)

    15. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by Hibagon · · Score: 1

      RIM's petty efforts to encrypt their blackberry have been in vain! the russian intelligence has its ways!

    16. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by leenks · · Score: 1

      This is the British Government dood... Anything is possible! ;-)

    17. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by Teriblows · · Score: 0

      well you can be sure they accounted for remote wipes. who do you think makes these things anyways lol;)

    18. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or if he revealed the pw for a bj

    19. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by RockDoctor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If he's on a BES the problem is non-existent, the Admin can remotely wipe the BlackBerry with a single command.

      I'll admit straight up to never having touched a Blackberry except with my pint glass, to move it along the bar and make room for something else. I didn't need to read the manual to do that. But I doubt that this statement can possibly be correct without some additional specifications.
      As-written, it would appear that an Admin, presumably somewhere in the world, can wipe a Blackberry by (typing?) a single command, without requiring any communication between the Admin and the Blackberry.
      Err, right. I'm watching an episode of Gerry & Sylvia Anderson's "UFO" series ; they didn't postulate that technology. Neither did Gene 'Star Trek' Rodenberry in his universe - Uhuru has enough work to do twiddling knobs on the radio set (both neglect time-of-flight from Earth to Moon though).

      If I were a barely competent electronic espionage planner, I'd have used some of my copious budget to buy a number of the systems under attack (since they're available at a low cost ; many people have died, painfully, paying the higher prices of obtaining more restricted systems). I'd have RTFM'd and found out about these capabilities, then I'd have found out (by experiment, backed-up by radio experience) how to block such electronic hara kiri instructions. And probably any other communication between the device and the rest of the world. A good start may simply have been two metallised-plastic crisp packets and an elastic band. Or, in the context of the "honey trap", perhaps a couple of wrapper for "female condom" - see the video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnyC_v0-DQ4 to see the sort of size of these things. Close enough?
      So your thief distracts the mark's attention, then while he's sleeping (need to slip something into his drink? Why not paint your nips with a mild skin-absorbed narcotic? Or is that too kinky for a /. discussion?) pop the Blackberry into your improvised-by-design radio quiet room and disappear to the facility where it can have it's electronic braincell picked at leisure.
      Not the hardest mission outline to come up with. Maybe it'll need something a bit sturdier, like getting something ordered on Room Service by the thief, which arrives wrapped in aluminium foil to keep it warm.

      I suppose that you could set these Blackberry things up so that they wipe their braincells each time they go out of contact with base. Yeah, that'll please the customer at the limits of connectivity. Otherwise, simply blocking reception of any signal by the unit before the mark realises that their braincell is missing, would be sufficient to prevent the device being wiped administratively. After which, it's down to conventional hardware hacking and cryptography.

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      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
    20. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really is just a single command. The admin goes to the management interface, finds the user and then chooses 'Erase Data and Disable Handheld'

      Or if the user phones up the helpdesk and says 'My blackberry just got stolen and I wrote the password down on a postit note on the back', the admin uses the command 'set password and lock handheld' to specify a new password and immediately lock the handheld

      Either way, the data is secure.

      Anyone who adminsters a BES will (should?) know about this functionality .. it sounds very space-age but it's been there for years.

    21. Re:If you can lose a blackberry... by sglines · · Score: 1

      Or removed the battery.

  16. Here's how they knew it was a honeytrap operation: by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 5, Funny

    They know what the aide looks like.

    ba-dump *tsssh*!

  17. What was not reported..... by runlevelfour · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...... the 'woman' picked up ended up being a dude in drag and that aide ended up losing more than his blackberry that night. *Always* remember the package check guys!

    1. Re:What was not reported..... by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      Rule #3: Never open the package!

      Next to rules #1 and #2 of course:

      #1 "Never change the deal"

      #2 "No names"

      Reference hint
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293662/ :D

  18. Re:How foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Logic called. They said that you need a lesson. The yuan is in a "basket", that is supposedly pegged to a number of moneys. Only problem is, there is no formula that has been given and more importantly, none that can be found. The yuan against the dollar has gone up just a bit, even though the dollar has plummeted against ALL other western moneies AND the chinese accumulate loads of dollars. IOW, it is still fixed. The only difference is that China has pulled a scam for fools like you.
    Dollar to yuan
    Dollar to Euro.
    Euro to Yuan.
    The Yuan has gone up 20% over 5 years against the dollar, while the euro has gone up more than 60%. By the same token, the euro to yuan is roughly fixed. Do the same for other western monies and you find the same result. Basically, if China were to allow a true floating money, it would more than double. Even now, the EU is considering this a problem. They are currently asking China to keep their earlier promises to open their borders as well as allow the yuan to float. So far, China is resisting. The good news is that EU is about to do something about this (unlike America).

  19. Fair trade by ThoreauHD · · Score: 1

    I dunno about you, but I'd trade my blackberry for a hot backstabbing chinese girl. Seems alright to me. If she was his wife, he'd have lost everything except for 40 dollars a week in lunch money. And then it would really get bad.

  20. Let me get this straight. by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Funny

    His Blackberry got shanghaied in Shanghai?

  21. *cough* by msimm · · Score: 1

    Spy-whores? Stupid? You should get out more.

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  22. Because it sells by khchung · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "News" have long ago lost any purpose of informing, assume it ever has that in the beginning. Nowadays, "news" is just baits used to catch your attention to advertisers, who are the real customer of any "news" organization, be it newspaper, TV or web site.

    Which headline do you think catches more attention (thus earn more profit)? "Some guy lost his Blackberry?" or "Chinese spys strikes again"?

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    1. Re:Because it sells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up. that's the reality of the situation.

    2. Re:Because it sells by Raenex · · Score: 1

      News has always been a mix of actual information and hyped up stories. It's neither all bad nor all good. Your doom and gloom of "nowadays" is the same thing every generation complains about.

    3. Re:Because it sells by mjwx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which headline do you think catches more attention (thus earn more profit)? "Some guy lost his Blackberry?" or "Chinese spys strikes again"?

      If you can read between the lines, the spy story is to cover up for the fact that someone found out that the aide's phone was stolen by a Chinese prostitute he bought back to his room. This is more about arse-covering than scare scaremongering, they are just trying to distract people from the fact that this guy was stupid enough to leave his phone lying about whilst he slept next to a Chinese girl he met only hours ago.

      Think less espionage and more governmental stupidity.

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    4. Re:Because it sells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be the naive Capitalist, but attempts to draw readers can also drive good reporting. The invisible hand isn't so simple, else we would likely never have developed reliable media in the first place.

  23. Re:How foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All over Asia, yes. Korean and Japanese women, yes. But Chinese women? Still slow to go.

  24. The Times of London by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not 'The Times of London'. It's 'The Times'. It happens to based in London, but it's not 'of London'. Here in the UK we have very few papers carrying national/international news that aren't national in and of themselves.

  25. He forgot to secure the client-side by arcade · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tsktsk.

    He should get instructions on how to safely do Penetration Testing of the Chinese secret service. Clearly he forgot to secure the client side properly. Except for that, the article is a tad vague on whether the testing itself went smoothly and he found some holes.

    *Ahem*

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    1. Re:He forgot to secure the client-side by arcade · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thinking a little bit more about it, I also hope he remembered to use a proper firewall/virus scanner to prevent malware infections. The article also forgets to mention whether he has signed a non-compete agreement when it comes to Penetration Testing - in case he might lose his current contract, for a one night consulting-job.

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  26. xenophobia by dwater · · Score: 1, Insightful

    More xenophobic rubbish from the /. crowd.

    What will it take for you guys to realise that China is not your enemy?

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    1. Re:xenophobia by Wanon · · Score: 1

      Maybe if they stopped carrying out Humint operations and CNE operations we would be more open to a higher level of friendship.

    2. Re:xenophobia by owlnation · · Score: 1

      What will it take for you guys to realise that China is not your enemy?

      That's true -- at least China doesn't have 5 million security cameras. Which is the free country again?

    3. Re:xenophobia by dwater · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Every country does that, and yet some manage to still consider other countries friendly.

      Anyway, in the case of the usa, I severly doubt it would make any difference at all. The usa seems to be stuck in this anti-communism era, even though China has little to do with that any more. With the USSR gone, the usa has few left to demonise, so China is the obvious target.

      Still, not everyone on /. is from the usa, and yet these adsurd articles keep getting posted.

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    4. Re:xenophobia by dwater · · Score: 1

      I strongly suspect they do have that many....but they're a lot bigger than the UK, which I assumed you're referring to.

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    5. Re:xenophobia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, what's it going to take for the Chinese Communist Party to realize the USA is not the enemy?

    6. Re:xenophobia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What will it take for you guys to realise that China is not your enemy?

      Stop censoring the Internet, stop trying to convince people that the Internet is being censored "for their own good", and stop lying to the public about the Tiananmen Square massacre among other things. For starters.

    7. Re:xenophobia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Respect for human rights.

    8. Re:xenophobia by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're not our enemy. But they most certainly are our competitor in several areas, like natural resources and intellectual capital. We almost certainly won't go to war with them, but that doesn't mean they're our allies either.

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    9. Re:xenophobia by jimicus · · Score: 1

      What will it take for you guys to realise that China is not your enemy?

      That's true -- at least China doesn't have 5 million security cameras. Which is the free country again?

      Do you need 5 million security cameras when you can rely on good old-fashioned human intelligence?

    10. Re:xenophobia by pallmall1 · · Score: 1

      Still, not everyone on /. is from the usa, and yet these adsurd articles keep getting posted.

      Don't worry, the Chinese will just block Slashdot like they did SourceForge.

      I can read both here in the USA.

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    11. Re:xenophobia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What will it take for you guys to realise that China is not your enemy?

      China is a noted opponent of human rights. As a human, that makes them my enemy.

      And yes, this applies equally to the United States and other countries.

    12. Re:xenophobia by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Funny

      I admit that I *am* xenophobic. That's why I am running VirtualBox!

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    13. Re:xenophobia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, perhaps the government there could

      a) stop paying network hackers to break into our government computers

      b) stop paying industrial hackers to break into our corporations

      c) Sign me up for the next "honeypot" ... please! Not too skinny on the bait tho.

      I had a Blackberry for over 10 years, but don't carry one anymore. My Nokia N800 is AES encrypted, however.

    14. Re:xenophobia by dwater · · Score: 1

      ...and I can read both here in Finland.

      What's your point? ...a relevant one, I mean. Blocking web sites doesn't justify this kind of fear, IMO.

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    15. Re:xenophobia by dwater · · Score: 1

      Sure, but that doesn't explain the kind of fear exhibited by people here, IMO.

      Is it really only just because they're such a serious competitor? Is this the first time that the US dominance in these areas has been seriously challenged?

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    16. Re:xenophobia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What will it take for you guys to realise that China is not your enemy?"

      When China the relinquishes any claim over Taiwan, when China Stops Opressing the people of Tibet, When China stops poisoning children's toys sold to my country, when China stops poisoning food sold to my country, when China guarantees certain inalienable rights to it's citizens, such as the freedoms of speech, religion.

      That's when I will realize that China is not my enemy, but as it stands now, they are my enemy, they are enemies to all Free People.

    17. Re:xenophobia by zsau · · Score: 1

      There was a survey done of lots of countries opinions of lots of other countries. I've lost the link to it but they do it yearly. I think Australia was the only western country surveyed that had a very positive view of China — and most others had less than fifty per cent positive. Of course here in Australia we have a very high proportion of Chinese immigrants who are all nice people and Chinese companies own a lot of Australian companies. So that's probably what it takes: lots of immigration and economic dominance. We are of course used to being dominated by people from far-off lands — first the British (albeit we were British at the time, too), then the Americans. At least the Chinese aren't so far away.

      China's got a big enough population "exporting" a few million of them should be no problem and it could be a big investment. The difficulty is probably immigration laws in the destination countries, but if they reckon China's so evil, there shouldn't be that much of a problem "saving" them.

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    18. Re:xenophobia by zsau · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting how how many of the people who've replied to you are anonymous cowards. Do they fear China that much?

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    19. Re:xenophobia by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Well, it's been a while since we've had any real threat. Since the SU broke up, it's been pretty much just us. And we've never had a threat quite like China. The Pentagon gets over 1,000 cyber attacks from China every day. Their appetite for raw materials is such that manhole covers in American cities are stolen and shipped to China at a profit. Their growth in areas like nanotech, engineering, etc are set to surpass us in as few as 10 or 20 years. It won't be long before the best jobs in science will be in China, and the U.S. will experience a brain drain. I think we have every right to be on our guard. Besides, a little competition never hurt anyone. Maybe it will be what it takes for America to get its head out of its collective ass and get back to work.

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    20. Re:xenophobia by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      when china stops being the enemy?

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    21. Re:xenophobia by Haeleth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's true -- at least China doesn't have 5 million security cameras.

      They're working on it. And they're openly trying to go a heck of a lot further than anyone in the West.

      Which is the free country again?

      Given just the two choices, I think I'll go for the democratic surveillance society with strongly protected freedoms, rather than the one-party surveillance society where citizens don't even have basic rights like freedom of speech, assembly, and religion.

    22. Re:xenophobia by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Maybe they're not our enemy. But they most certainly are our competitor in several areas, like natural resources and intellectual capital.

      So are we.

      Signed, Japan, Britain, France, Germany, Canada, Italy, Russia, Mexico, Brazil, Spain...

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    23. Re:xenophobia by Teriblows · · Score: 0

      yup with a government censoring as much as theirs and indoctrinating their people, making others the enemy is rather simple. people whine about western countries alot. but just imagine if the us were like china. people would have their searches for abu garib censored, and what do you think that kind of environment would do to a people esp when stoked with nationalism like in china. its a powder keg. they've made themselves dangerous and thats why china is not our friend.

    24. Re:xenophobia by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      You forgot Chad, Djoubiti, and Uzbekistan.

      The U.S. consumes about 21 million barrels of oil per day. China, about 7 million and growing. Japan is about 5 million. UK is less than 2 million. Yeah, we have a lot of competitors, but China is the only one close in so many ways and growing.

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    25. Re:xenophobia by Joker1980 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense, EVERYONE is our enemy, even ourselves.....dont you watch the news.

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    26. Re:xenophobia by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      China isn't our friend either, and shouldn't be treated as one.

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    27. Re:xenophobia by dwater · · Score: 1

      Why?

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  27. Greenhorn by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 1

    That is something a greenhorn soldier would do and not all of them.

  28. Blackberry = CIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't Blackberries what CIA gives these days to their recruits?

  29. Agents Smagents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I grow tired from hearing all the smear about China in the press lately, suggesting a sting operation either means the reporter has watched to many Bond movies lately, or the source wants to create an athmosphere of danger and excitement around the whole thing to make up for the dull life he/she lives.

    I call your bluff!

    1. Re:Agents Smagents by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Face facts: there are bigger assholes in the world than Americans... namely the Chinese.

      But I gotta admit: the Chinese spying techniques "blow" the US methods away.

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    2. Re:Agents Smagents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans are in fact not the arseholes - a few individuals might be, same with any other nation, stop viewing the world through nationalistic eyes. The country state and self centered nationalistic thinking are artefacts of the past... wake up and embrace the world and the human race instead. You might find we can make it a better place if we put the thinking of the past behind us.

    3. Re:Agents Smagents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, if the americans KILL THEIR ADMINISTRATION and everyone associated with the Project For a New American Reich^WCentury.

  30. Re:How foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Only a fool would think that an attractive chinese women in chinese disco > is going to go to bed the first night with a westerner. They do, but they all say "give me 200 dorrar, suckyfucky love you long time!"

  31. Re:How foolish by MPAB · · Score: 0

    Now send in 007 to get that Blackberry!

    007 with chinese woman? Already been done. Bring yet another race from the PC vault.

  32. Your data seem to contradict yourself by The_Hun · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Euro to Yuan is not fixed: according to the data linked by you it seems to have gone up from cca 9,3 to cca 10.7 - by about 15 percent.
    Also the Dollar to Euro rate decreased by about 30 percent (and not 60).
    Now, those are just rough calculations and IANASoros - so correct me if i'm wrong.

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  33. It's been a while by krkhan · · Score: 0, Redundant

    [blah blah blah] spending the night with an attractive woman who approached him in a Shanghai disco [blah blah blah]

    Finally, news for nerds, stuff that matters.

  34. Aide?? - Sebastian? by kramulous · · Score: 3, Funny

    My guess was that the aide's name was Sebastian and after the recent bi-election there was call for a celebration! *clap hands* Champaign!

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  35. Re:How foolish by slashmojo · · Score: 4, Funny

    You've clearly never been to Asia. Rest assured you can see many examples of exactly this happening all over Asia

    And so begins the great stampede of slashdot readers heading for asia.. ;)

  36. You Gotta Be Kidding by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    Seems this was a run-of-the-mill BlackBerry without any encryption, only a simple password lock.

    This is the best IT security the UK PM's office can manage? They have staff in a foreign countries and let them walk around with sensitive information on a low security device? Come on. It wasn't the aides fault if their InfoSec policy is that weak. And it doesn't matter how he lost his Blackberry. Would have been just as easy to arrange a minor accident and have the emergency responders lift it off him during the confusion. Hey, if the Chinese deliberately stole it, at least he got laid for his trouble.

    Besides, I have a hard time believing RIMs security hasn't been compromised. Terrorists the world over figured out all they have to do is get a Blackberry to defeat the mighty NSA. Does anyone really buy that? You'd think an organization with the resources of the Chinese government could do better.

    The PM's office has, or should have, copies of all his messages. They should know what the Chinese know. And knowing that they can't find a way to monitor those potential exploits? Who the hell is running their network security? Usually that level of incompetence is limited to the Bush administration. Do the Brits have an Arabian Horse association? Is that person running their network security?

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    1. Re:You Gotta Be Kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if the device was locked. As far as I know, if it was locked at the time, there is probably nothing they can do to retrieve any information, except maybe if he was using an external SD card for extra storage.

  37. Correction by The_Hun · · Score: 1

    I only see it now that you meant that 60 percent the other way around (Euro to Dollar).
    It's still roughly 40 percent increase instead of 60 percent.
    And the Yuan has gone up roughly 22.5 percent (not 20).
    That last number combined with the 15 percent increase of Euro to Yuan is in line with the 40 percent increase of Euro to Dollar (1.15*1.225 ~ 1.4). So those data still contradict your point.
    Again I'm no forex expert and didn't bother looking past the data you cited.

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  38. Sweet! by RexDevious · · Score: 1

    Foreign governments will hire hot chicks to do you just for a Blackberry? If I was a target, I'd get myself of whole box of fake Blackberries and go around pretending to use them at discos. At least until my agency sprung for counter-espionage fake Blackberries that *looked* like they had encrypted state secrets on them, but were really just surveillance devices so they could GPS exactly where they wound up, and eaves-drop on their decryption techniques.

    Unfortunately, no government cares enough about what's on my PDA to hire hotties to boost it, and even if they did, you couldn't pay me enough to go freakin' disco.

  39. Stolen by a prostitute, not agent. by Max_W · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The phone was stolen by a prostitute, not an agent. It happens 100+ times per any given night in any large city.

    Prostitutes do still phones and cash. WHat makes them think that it was an agent?

    Certainly it would give them a selfrespect and a feeling of selfimportance.

    But what really happened is that a hooker has got a blackberry stolen from a drunkard.

  40. More precisely by gatkinso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Only a fool would think that an attractive chinese women in chinese disco is not going to go to bed the first night with a westerner.

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  41. If China is your friend, who needs enemies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now maybe if they put an end to their government endorsed human rights violations, abandoned their quasifascist style of government, stopped putting western cooperations out of business over the backs of their own workers, stopped their hate campaigns and anti-western, anti-Japanese and anti-Korean propaganda, respected Taiwan's sovereignty, stopped poisoning our children, stopped being chauvinistic pricks and made a start at actually being nice chaps,* we'd be talking. But until then, I prefer China as my enemy because the alternative is even worse.
    *Non-exhaustive list in no particular order.

  42. Subject by Legion303 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The aide was 'informally reprimanded.'"

    Translation: "Dammit, Nigel, keep it in your bloody shorts next time!"

  43. If this had happened in USSR by freedom_india · · Score: 1

    ... the KGB or better yet, the NKVD would have shamed Gitmo...
    Hmmmm i miss the old times, when it was just KGB agents trying to steal our secrets and CIA stealing KGB secrets... now we have to deal with this whole crap of different entities.

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  44. You're all making a bigger deal about this than yo by Random+Bystander · · Score: 1

    Honestly, this is normal in asia. A guy meets a girl, they have some fun, and in the morning, something extra is lost. A phone like that can be sold and feed her family for months. Do you really think there's any consideration about the content? It's just business for there girls in poor parts of asia, not political. And if the chinese really wanted to copy content from a phone like that, the situation would be more like theft, or an accident or an arrest. Not just a night out with a girl

  45. Re:How foolish by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    So basically, what you're saying is that the yuan is fixed to other currencies, but that no matter how you cut the data it's not consistent with that claim, i.e. "no formula can be found"? In other words facts don't back your claim that the currency is fixed.. Are you sure that logic was calling for *me*?

    Also, there's no flaw with my logic, there's no logic, only one undeniable fact that the yuan hasn't been fixed to the dollar since 2005. And the data you pointed to confirms it. So basically your post was just a case of "let me puke all the knowledge I have on this topic even if it isn't directly relevant to the post I'm replying to", right?

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  46. Re:How foolish by zsau · · Score: 1

    This graph (EURCNY/USDCNY/USDEUR all in one) is much easier to read. But I'm not sure what you're point is. You're saying that the USD is falling against the yuan and keeping not badly inline with the euro. If we assume that the euro is a reasonable baseline then it makes it look like the yuan ... well, it's not floating but it is doing a very nice smoothing of it. (Looks much neater than the behavior of the USD or the euro doesn't it? Because quality-control's exactly what China's known for.)

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  47. Re:You're all making a bigger deal about this than by Max_W · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I read that in London it is the widespread crime to steal a notebook from Wi-Fi cafe. There were cases when a notebook's owner was hit with a knife and after that the notebook was taken.

    Following the logic they shold be the agents of foreign intellegence services running amok stelaing notebooks and mobile phones with data in London. But it is absurd.

    They are stolen by trivial criminals for profit.

  48. Send in Sydney Bristow by Leemeng · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should all be made to watch Alias.

  49. Re:How foolish by jonbryce · · Score: 1

    Against the British Pound, it is going all over the place - http://finance.yahoo.com/currency/convert?from=GBP&to=CNY&amt=1&t=5y and back pretty much where it was 5 years ago.

  50. This is complete BS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are so many ridiculous things here.

    1. A government would use a blackberry enterprise server (BES).
    2. The BES platform and devices has been audited from end-to-end by the UK government's spies (GCHQ). They know what they are doing and how to manage blackberries securely.
    3. With a BES, you can control every little detail on the blackberry. The UK government has standards for this.
    4. With a BES, you can:
    - force the blackberries to use strong encryption to store & transmit encrypted email
    - force the blackberries to use strong encryption on the removable media card
    - force the blackberries to use a strong password to lock the device
    - force the blackberries to lock after a configurable period of inactivity
    - force the blackberries to lock after a configurable period regardless of activity
    - force the blackberries to use two-factor authentication such as an RSA key fob or smartcard
    - disable bluetooth and other functions
    - prevent data transfer by USB
    - lock the blackberry remotely
    - wipe the blackberry remotely
    - if it has GPS, trace the location of the blackberry

    It's a bit hard to believe that my 50-person company has a better blackberry policy than the UK government. But that's nuLabour for you.

  51. Simple Theft by Hasai · · Score: 1

    Honeytrap, my ass. If this had been an intel op on the part of a competent apparatus (and the ChiCom are quite competent, thank you very much), the unit would have been lifted, the content store replicated, and the unit replaced before the honourable Mr Dickbrain ever missed it.

    Simply stealing the unit is pretty much worthless, as within minutes of the device's disappearance being noted, any sensitive data it may have contained would have been rendered invalid. Sensitive data loses a lot of its worth if the other side knows you lifted it; all it takes is a spin of a dial, the tap of a few buttons, and the swipe of a pen to turn most of it into useless history.

    The real story here is just what the devil has MI5 been doing in regards to getting just the most basic counter-intel training pounded into the heads of silly little gits like these? On Holiday, boys?

    >:P

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    1. Re:Simple Theft by dbIII · · Score: 2, Funny
      Correct. However what could have happened is this.

      Hungover aide comes in: "It may look like I got drunk, shagged some girl I just met and lost the Blackberry - but really I am the honest victim of an intelligence operation of such genius and cunning that it could happen to anyone".

    2. Re:Simple Theft by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Depends on when she left. If they did their business and she left directly thereafter, they had until morning to work on the Blackberry. That's more than enough time to rifle through his email and to take a shot at breaking into the Exchange server.

      Or, she might have just sold it. Either way, he's a dork.

  52. Re:How foolish by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    even if the yuan were fixed to the USD the far more likely reason would be the chinese government wants to maintiain business relations with US companies, if the dollar losing value menat it suddenly cost 3x as much to manufacture in china, plus rising shipping costs many companies would relocate either back to the US or down to mexico where shipping is cheaper.

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  53. Re:Here's how they knew it was a honeytrap operati by Solandri · · Score: 1

    Or it was an aide who worked handled IT for the PM.

  54. No money by Save_Clippy · · Score: 1

    ... no honey!

  55. Re:How foolish by korean.ian · · Score: 1

    Chinese women in Shanghai? I beg to differ. Shanghai has been an international city for a long time (compared to many of the major cities in Asia), the people are used to seeing foreigners, and in some parts of Shanghai (Pudong mostly) it almost seems as if you're in a Western city (a very bizarre and not quite right Western city, but still...). Anyhow, my point is that there are plenty of attractive women in China who will get into bed with a foreigner, especially at a "discotheque".

  56. Re:How foolish by korean.ian · · Score: 1

    Pffft, they'd have to deal with too many people in the meatspace. Japan, China (Shanghainese), Korea...they love to be outside, pursuing the glorious goal of consuming, and being seen doing so.

  57. The Woman Must Be Dedicated... by FrankDrebin · · Score: 1

    ... after all, she was asked to "get aides" for the homeland.
    Bah-dum-cha.

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  58. Your worst Nightmare by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    As the aide returns to the UK and several months pass, he forgets all about the incident. One day, from his original Blackberry, Honeypot sends an e-mail.

    From: Honeypot@blackberry.gov.co.uk
    To: PMsAide@blackberry.

    Dear Mr. .....

    It seems that in our last encounter, you said that "Wearing one doesn't feel right".

    I can tell you it will cause you indigestion and heartburn in the next sentence.

    Its a girl!!!!!

    I hope to see you soon. Bring some gifts for the kid.

    Love Honeypot
    PS - Show up or your paying child support.

    NO!!!!!!!

  59. The UK is a security joke by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's no surprise that this has happened to a high ranking UK official. The state of security in the United Kingdom is absolutely pathetic nowadays, and the country deserves to be laughed at. Before we go on, yes, I'm British.

    Barely a week seems to go by without a story of confidential government (or secret service) files being left on a train, on a laptop on a train, or what not. Think I'm joking? Google for "uk lost files train" to see a plethora of stories.

    For more, try a search for UK lost data. This includes November 2007's leak of 25 million people's bank details, national insurance numbers (like an SSN in the US), name, birthday and address. How about December 2007's story of the DVA losing the details of 6000 drivers?

    The British government is a fucking shambles when it comes to anything relating to IT (what about the £20bn wasted on an NHS computer system that barely works - with a reported 110 "major incidents" in 2006) or the secure management of data.

    In the UK, any data stored by the government (which includes most of your personal information) is extremely unsafe and should be assumed to be public knowledge.

  60. honeypot surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone besides me surprised that British officialdom now apparently prefers females?

    Go ahead, mod me down, then google spies + Burgess, McLean & British.

    BTW, WTF: /. runs scripts from doubleclick?

    1. Re:honeypot surprise by Magada · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points. +1 Funny.

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  61. Required-viewing movie list by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

    Now all aides to the UK PM have another movie added to the required-viewing list.

  62. Re:How foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Outside's fine too, long as we can find a place where we can have a couple of minutes of privacy.

  63. Physical Access... by Tmack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not to mention...

    The remote nuke option.

    For me, once I report my pda lost, the boys in corp will send a command to wipe the contents of the phone and remove all settings. I believe this option also exists for blackberry.

    As well initiate the self destruct code on the small thermonuclear charge.

    As others stated, disabling its ability to receive said kill signal is not difficult. Past that, the other barriers to gaining the data on the device can probably be circumvented as well. 10 password fails wipes the device? They probably wont bother trying a single one on the device itself, if this is truly an organized attempt. Rather they would probably crack it open and copy the contents of its memory directly from the pins of the chips themselves, and then work from that copy. Remember, once physical access is obtained, you can bypass any software deterrences and most hardware ones as well.

    Tm

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  64. Are you sure its espionnage? by belmolis · · Score: 1

    It's going to be pretty funny if 10 Downing Street get a call from the hotel saying they've got the Blackberry in their Lost and Found.

  65. Re:How foolish by Ferante125 · · Score: 1

    In my time in Shanghai, I went to a bunch of clubs. I heard stories that girls might dance with you to pick your pocket. It could just be that she liked his phone. I never saw any of that though and I only met nice girls. One time I accidentally wound up in a brothel, but that was by mistake. If you want to find a girl that's not going to rob you or make you pay for services, it seems like a good rule of thumb is that normal girls go to clubs with another friend, and in general, it seemed like you'd see pairs of girls walking around holding hands, at least on campus. I don't have a lot of empirical data to test my hypothesis for significance, but it seems like if she doesn't have a pair, it's wise to be a bit cautious. Her pair will probably make it harder to score, but if you are with friends too, you can just party all night together and go to dim sum when the sun come up.

  66. Re:How foolish by pdwalker · · Score: 1

    Only a fool would think that an attractive chinese women in chinese disco is going to go to bed the first night with a westerner.

    It's amazing what having a few dollars will do to improve a woman's attitude towards your perceived attractiveness.

  67. Re:How foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well it happened to me, more than once, but then I didn't have anything worth stealing either *confused*

  68. UK government password policy by hmallett · · Score: 1

    Seems this was a run-of-the-mill BlackBerry without any encryption, only a simple password lock.

    Don't worry, the password was stored in-line with UK government recommendations - written on a Post-It stuck to the back of the Blackberry.

  69. Nothing new by owndao · · Score: 1

    007, Q is going to be upset about this one!

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  70. Thief vs Spy by eyendall · · Score: 1

    Maybe a thief is just a thief.

  71. But He Got Laid by eyendall · · Score: 1

    Hey, give the guy a break: he did get laid. That's better than most geeks on /. get. Now there will be a rush of geeks to China clutching their blackberrys.