No way a peripheralphile would use a laser mouse! The smooth, sleek design of a rubber-coated ball bearing allows for extremely accurate motion capture; those damn digital cameras and lasers just distort the movements and give low quality cursor motion that only a common Best Buy customer with low-res 3200x2400 LCDs could possibly tolerate.
I sure hope no manufacturers are stupid enough to put the receiver on top but even if it's on the front, where it belongs, a doily could hang over the edge and cover it.
Also, pr0n belongs in a separate account with an encrypted $home directory on external harddrives encased in a printer which, when not in use, goes into an airtight box buried in a hole under the waterfall in the backyard. Shit! now I have to find a new hiding place.
PowerPoint can be a good thing, you know. Start the presentation, then switch over to shiny, sparkly screensavers and step out for a couple hours. A recording yourself quoting sci-fi technobabble will keep their ears entertained.
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car manufacturer who goes and cuts stolen cars' breaks
More like a manufacturer who won't replace (possibly shoddy) brakes on cars because the owners didn't bother to register with them.
Robot zombie pirate ninja strippers?
On the third strike, the politician gets executed.
poor proofreading before publishing
Tha'ts SOP for, teh intarnet'z now anywa.y
Good point. I just scheduled myself for a head-shot vaccination. Do you know of any side-effects?
Data miners mining minors' data
Burn, rape, pillage and spam
"Plenty of people have gone to Vegas only to get scammed by...a...casino. Tourists fall for it all the time."
Fixed.
But how do I aim a shotgun through the phone?
Never heard of Splatware Linux?
No way a peripheralphile would use a laser mouse! The smooth, sleek design of a rubber-coated ball bearing allows for extremely accurate motion capture; those damn digital cameras and lasers just distort the movements and give low quality cursor motion that only a common Best Buy customer with low-res 3200x2400 LCDs could possibly tolerate.
It's not the legs.
That would be 2*pi
It already hasn't
She left you for Postal Dude?
So it's like CNN?
You could just take the garden away and die for the people's destructiveness. Also, blame it on Mozilla and Python.
I sure hope no manufacturers are stupid enough to put the receiver on top but even if it's on the front, where it belongs, a doily could hang over the edge and cover it.
A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
all that time has not been enough to fill in a footprint in the mud?
System Restore.
Also, put a coin receptacle on it that locks the computer if they don't put in a dollar every three minutes.
Don't remember if XP Home enforces seperate directories
It does but file permissions options are normally hidden.
Also, pr0n belongs in a separate account with an encrypted $home directory on external harddrives encased in a printer which, when not in use, goes into an airtight box buried in a hole under the waterfall in the backyard. Shit! now I have to find a new hiding place.
PowerPoint can be a good thing, you know. Start the presentation, then switch over to shiny, sparkly screensavers and step out for a couple hours. A recording yourself quoting sci-fi technobabble will keep their ears entertained.
That would make it into a sexfecta.