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Crime Expert Backs Call For "License To Compute"

The Cable Guy writes to mention that Russel Smith, one of Australia's principal criminologists, is pushing for first-time computer users to be required to earn a license to browse the web. "The Australian Computer Society launched computer driver's licenses in 1999. It aimed to give users a basic level of competency before they started using PCs. But the growth in cybercrime has led to IT security experts such as Eugene Kaspersky to call for more formalized recognition of a user's identity so they can travel the net safely. Last week Dr. Smith sat in front of a Federal Government Inquiry into cybercrime and advised Australia's senior politicians on initiatives in train to fight cybercrime. He said that education was secondary to better technology solutions."

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  1. WTF? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    more formalized recognition of a user's identity so they can travel the net safely

    How does letting THEM, know who I am, make ME safer?

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    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It doesn't, it makes them (the government) safer from you.

    2. Re:WTF? by Zen+Hash · · Score: 5, Funny

      How does letting THEM, know who I am, make ME safer?

      The same way painting your car red makes it go faster.

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    3. Re:WTF? by gravos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Agreed. Look at these particularly stupid statements:

      (1) "devise technology that makes it difficult or impossible for people to be defrauded"

      So some sort of mind control/constraint device for people then? Ha, ha.

      (2) "At the moment we have drivers licences for cars, and cars are very dangerous machines. Computers are also quite dangerous"

      Haven't seen anyone run over by a computer recently. I wonder what is the death toll caused by poor "driving" of a computer these days?

    4. Re:WTF? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Obviously the idea is that if they make everyone register before they can connect, then cybercriminals can be easily tracked down in real life.

      Obviously it's impossible, but the suggestion sort of makes sense coming from someone who has absolutely no idea what he's talking about. It might have been possible if this sort of thing had been mandated 40 years ago.

    5. Re:WTF? by swanzilla · · Score: 5, Funny

      Agreed. Look at these particularly stupid statements: (1) "devise technology that makes it difficult or impossible for people to be defrauded" So some sort of mind control/constraint device for people then? Ha, ha. (2) "At the moment we have drivers licences for cars, and cars are very dangerous machines. Computers are also quite dangerous" Haven't seen anyone run over by a computer recently. I wonder what is the death toll caused by poor "driving" of a computer these days?

      blatant plagiarizing is breathtakingly stupid
      ...from the comments in the origional story

      A duo of breathtakingly stupid statements: (1) "devise technology that makes it difficult or impossible for people to be defrauded" Oh right. So some sort of mind control/constraint device for people then? (2) "At the moment we have drivers licences for cars, and cars are very dangerous machines. Computers are also quite dangerous" Haven't seen anyone run over by a computer recently. What exactly is the death toll caused by poor "driving" of a computer these days?

      nice try though

    6. Re:WTF? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When all you see at your job all day long is a bunch of nails, you start looking for a big old hammer.

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    7. Re:WTF? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      *if* worldwide, means that they know also whoever is attacking you, or a company, or put your pc in a botnet, etc. The problem is that that will mean virtually no privacy/freedom/anon/etc for good guys, and the bad guys will probably still be hidden doing whatever they want. And the who watches the watchers problem will be a very big one.

    8. Re:WTF? by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Informative

      Hmmm. This requirement that you need a license/ID to "travel the net" is roughly equivalent to saying I need a license to walk down the sidewalk. "Papiere bitte." "I don't have any papers." "Papiere schnell!" "I told you I don't have any papers. Hey! Let go!" And then you get arrested for walking without ID.

      You shouldn't need "permission" to travel freely either IRL or online.

      Something like this happened on my Alma Mater. My old professor invited me to come visit for a student presentation day, which I did, and then I had dinner with some of the students, and watched a little MTV in the *public* lounge. Suddenly a security guard came-up and demanded my ID. I said it's in my car. Then she tried to escort me to the security office, and I refused. I told her I'll just leave and did so, even though she tried to stop me (I run faster).

      To say I was angry is an understatement. Can you imagine the same thing happening everywhere you go in real life, or on the net???

      Oh:

      And yes the president of the college got an angry phonecall. I told him that he won't be getting any more donations from me. If my presence as a graduate is not welcome, then neither is my money.

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    9. Re:WTF? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Not for the watchers, it won't...

    10. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The same way painting your car red makes it go faster.

      No, this needs a Godwin analogy, not a car analogy.

      "The same way sticking a yellow star or a pink triangle on your jackets makes you safer."

      After all, you're only safe in public if you can tell, at a glance, what kind of people you're dealing with.

    11. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing it was private residence/property (i.e. college owned), they have the right to boot you, sorry but that's the rules. Generally you don't want random people walking into someone's home, especially if you are legally liable for that space and their safety.

    12. Re:WTF? by supernova_hq · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wonder what is the death toll caused by poor "driving" of a computer these days?

      At least one

    13. Re:WTF? by sams67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heh. Actually I wrote those .. thanks for the attribution swanzilla.

    14. Re:WTF? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      It doesn't, but it would give security experts more power -- more money. And it wouldn't solve other security problems, such as social engineering through the phone, or someone knocking on your door to scam you in person, etc.

    15. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Computers ARE dangerous! As our great God-King er, I mean President seems to believe - so our Senators are feverishly (and secretly) working to grant him emergency powers to shut them down. Phew! Good thing we didn't elect that idiot Palin or she'd be trying to find some way to control our computer usage or just take them away.
      The ideas we saw today coming from our Senate and White House are making me feel much better!

    16. Re:WTF? by Alinabi · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't need "permission" to travel freely either IRL or online.

      Next time someone asks for your passport, tell them that.

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    17. Re:WTF? by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      I thought chrome made it go faster.

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    18. Re:WTF? by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      Right because we want to know who the terrorists are, and making them have a license will help us identify them.

      This plan sounds like a winner to me! /sarcasm

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    19. Re:WTF? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I will because I don't have a passport, and therefore (almost) never leave the country. I'm allowed to travel freely within my own country.

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    20. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wat?

    21. Re:WTF? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      The concept of being licensed to use a computer is entirely bad. Not that I think it's "good", but it's not entirely bad.

      If computer education starts with bash, we could make it a "good" thing. Imagine - millions of people who start computing with a basic understanding of files systems and low level operations.

      Wait a minute - - - does Microsoft have a lobby in Australia? Hmmm - stupid question, right? These classes will teach people that clicking "start" is the right way to turn a computer off. Totally bad idea.....

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    22. Re:WTF? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      How does letting THEM, know who I am, make ME safer?

      Because the bad actors are also "users"; reliably accountable online communication would make phishing and all kinds of other frauds much less viable. (Note that I'm not arguing that the benefits in that regard are necessarily worth the costs to privacy, or that getting really reliable accountability in place is necessarily feasible socially even if it is technically feasible.)

    23. Re:WTF? by ImYourVirus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah because strangers in a college late at night should have the right not to be questioned about who they are, yeah or maybe you should have read the fine print before you came on the campus, note as well it is private property. Their land, their rules, I see nothing wrong with the person asking who you were, maybe if you weren't an asshole or lied to them they wouldn't have given you any shit. The right attitude will get you a lot further than the wrong one will.

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    24. Re:WTF? by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      Yeah hitler tried it but it didn't go over to well, maybe if he had tried it 40 years earlier to, it would have went over better, lol.

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    25. Re:WTF? by mckinnsb · · Score: 1

      Smooth catch.

    26. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except people living under other governments don't need the license. Woosh.

    27. Re:WTF? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you're saying it only works if you're an Ork, then.

    28. Re:WTF? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Typo. Oh well. Should have caught it sooner.

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    29. Re:WTF? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, at least now we have the explanation for your painfully parochial world view.

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    30. Re:WTF? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what, someone couldn't comment the same way on two different sites?

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    31. Re:WTF? by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      This is clearly demagogy and exaggeration.

      On top of that there are millions of brilliant researchers between 12 and 17 whose only mission is to make the work better by writing software allowing the poor to steal from the rich. They feel justified in doing so and no amount of education is going to help. It's their way of being mischievous and not physically hurting anyone.

      That being said, it will not hurt to include, with the computer, some instructions so the user doesn't hurt someone's feelings by carelessly sharing passwords or cause Yahoo to be victim of a DDoS. But other than that, the comparison is clearly exaggerated.

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    32. Re:WTF? by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think the analogy you are missing is the one that involves having a license to read. After all, it's a lot more efficient that burning books. Just give everyone a test for proper thinking before you give them a license to use this "dangerous" medium. You think Kennedy was killed by someone other than J Edgar Hoover's man in the CIA? You think WTC 7 looks suspiciously like a controlled demolition? No reading for you, sonny.

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    33. Re:WTF? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Thanks a lot dude! you couldn't just stick with the yellow star, you had to add the pink triangle and get that damned Weezer tune bouncing around my brain. Now that damned thing will be bouncing around in there all night! /wanders off muttering "i'm dumb, she's a lesbian, i thought i had found the one"/

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    34. Re:WTF? by gilgongo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, at least now we have the explanation for your painfully parochial world view.

      Oh relax - he's American. America is a big place and contains lots of cool things like Disney World, The Bronx, Scientology and cars. Really, why would anyone want to leave?

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    35. Re:WTF? by indiechild · · Score: 1

      What did the president of the college say? Did they admit that they erred?

    36. Re:WTF? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Whoosh.


      As The Who would say, "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

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    37. Re:WTF? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Information wants to be free. There's no such thing as plagiarism. ;)

    38. Re:WTF? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It college. We're talking about ADULTS here. They can fend for themselves.
      If anyone becomes dangerous, we should expect students to look out after
      each other and do their own ass kicking. Hired goons shouldn't be necessary.

      If some power mad college rent-a-cop is going to harass everyone they think
      is scruffy then they are going to end up harassing most of the student body
      and a good portion of the staff.

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    39. Re:WTF? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      I will because I don't have a passport, and therefore (almost) never leave the country. I'm allowed to travel freely within my own country.

      Last couple times I left the US, I didn't need a passport either. Twice to Canada & once to Mexico, all before 1999.

      I imagine I'll get in serious trouble with the State when I tell my as-yet unborn grandkids about how we never used to need a passport...

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    40. Re:WTF? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Its not about YOU, its about the government. Just another ' its for the children' backdoor way into your private life.

      And its just a matter of time before this happens everywhere, as governments push to make people believe the net is 'a critical resource' that 'must be regulated, protected, monitored, and taxed'...

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    41. Re:WTF? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      (1) "devise technology that makes it difficult or impossible for people to be defrauded"

      So some sort of mind control/constraint device for people then? Ha, ha.

      I've been conned out of money in real life (bless San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf). I don't even need to go online to have people defraud or con me.
      Plenty of people have gone to Vegas only to get scammed by someone claiming they are banned from a casino but need to cash in $100-$500 worth of chips so he can get a bus home (or insert other random sob story). Willing to sell them to you for half price, only it turns out they aren't even valid chips for any casino. Tourists fall for it all the time.

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    42. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would end up happening is that identity theft will become a lot more common. More keyloggers get deployed to steal people's internet identities.

      Now the criminals can hop on the Internet freely using other people's credentials and the blame for actions will be placed squarely on people who might have been not running the latest antivirus.

      This already happens. Look at all the World of Warcraft accounts that get hacked, then subsequently permanently banned. Same with Steam accounts. Its very common for a keylogger to grab someone's account, a week later it gets permanently VAC banned, so the victim has to rebuy all their games.

      Now picture this for banking services and real protection. Someone gets a keylogger because Aunt Tillie wanted to see an online greeting card, and now the PD is at the doorstep with handcuffs and warrants for felony hard charges the next day. Of course, it will be a bitch to defend because the DA will say that the person is responsible completely for anything that happens under his user ID, both civil and criminal.

      All this is is an attempt at a power grab for control and fine revenue. This in no way enhances security on the Internet.

    43. Re:WTF? by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      How does letting THEM, know who I am, make ME safer?

      Read the article. It is talking primarily about identity theft and fraud. Better identification policies help to reduce these crimes. After all, typically when someone commits fraud with your credit card, they are pretending to be you. If people are required to identify themselves in the first place, that kind of fraud would be rather difficult. (Unless they get hold of your Internet license as well. But if you store it separately from your credit card you can reduce that risk as well.)

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    44. Re:WTF? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh. With apologies to Maslow, but I prefer to think of certain folks as working with nothing but screwdrivers all day, rather than hammers. So...

      If the only tool you have is a screwdriver, everything looks like it needs to be screwed.

      And the irony is how many screws are still loose.

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    45. Re:WTF? by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. This requirement that you need a license/ID to "travel the net" is roughly equivalent to saying I need a license to walk down the sidewalk.

      Actually, in many countries you do need to carry a national ID card with you even just to walk down the sidewalk. I'm not just talking about Communist and third world dictatorships either. Many EU countries have this requirement.

      Don't assume that American rights and values are universal. They guy who proposed this license system is Australian.

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    46. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Education yes, licensing no. There are a couple technical reasons for this.

      First, for real security, a smart card will have to be issued to everyone with a license. This will slow down ID theft, even if someone's computer is completely compromised. If the card is physically taken, without the PIN, most smart cards will lock or demand an ever increasing wait time between guesses.

      With a smart card comes a PKI for certificates to stop MITM attacks. We already have large PKIs supporting SSL, but can we scale up to supporting not just millions of hosts, but billions of people? Not just support, but do this securely with HSMs for the root keys that are both incredibly secure, but yet able to be backed up (so a loss of a site doesn't mean the loss of a root key.)
      That root key will be a GIGANTIC target for any blackhat in the world because if they bag that, they can impersonate anyone in the world. This means that the keys will have to be kept in top secret security resistant to a siege force, only accessed by people who are cleared up very high.

      Also with a smart card comes education. Most people barely know how to get cash out of an ATM with a PIN. Training people to understand that if they guess their PIN wrong more than "x" amount of times means they have to get it unlocked via remote, or having to go to the DMV will add a lot of frustration to a lot of non tech savvy users.

      Then come smart card readers. Right now the CAC is the standard, but readers are fairly expensive. Maybe smart cards that are in a USB form might be the answer such as the iKey or eToken?

      Finally, which division of the government would handle this momentous task of deploying this, both in meatspace (handing people the smart card and PIN), and in cyberspace (think corporate SSO servers, except scaled up several orders of magnitude.)

      Having tried to get smart cards deployed at several places I've worked at, I hopefully know some of the ins and outs of the technology. If used right, they solve a lot of security issues [1], but they have their drawbacks, especially if a card malfunctions, if a user causes the card to lock due to too many wrong PIN attempts, or if smart keylogging software is able to not just grab the PIN, but access the card while it is plugged into the reader to obtain encrypted data unavailable otherwise [2].

      [1]: Client certificates, S/MIME, PGP or GPG keys, Remote access, application signing, BitLocker To Go, TrueCrypt volumes, EFS, and other utilities have their security greatly enhanced by smart cards. An attacker has far less a window of attack to get into a TrueCrypt volume if they have to guess a cryptographic token PIN in less than 5-15 attempts, compared to unlimited guesses with a regular password or passphrase. Plus, an attacker would have to compromise the user (likely the easiest route), get physical possession of the smart card, or actively use the machine the card is plugged into without being detected.

      [2]: A few years back back, a top notch software vendor had one of their HSM's ID/passwords compromised so an attacker was able to sign a few packages with it. The vendor took immediate action and issued a blacklist for the signed files (so there were no compromises on the customer end), but it is a lesson that even a key in an HSM stored on Mount Doom only accessible with the One, Two and Three Rings is still compromisable.

    47. Re:WTF? by sootman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, since Slashdot has gotten better about not posting so many dupes, people have to look somewhere other than yesterday's posting of the same story for highly-rated comments.

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    48. Re:WTF? by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Theft, rape, and murder. This is why there are security guards. Your little snit not withstanding, it's a really good idea.

      I'm still trying to figure out how your idea of drunken vigilante justice is a better approach.

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    49. Re:WTF? by Sancho · · Score: 1

      What happened at the Wharf? I hadn't heard of any common scams over there.

    50. Re:WTF? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You could use that argument anywhere that adults live. Should we have goons patrolling city streets at night asking for ID to prevent theft, rape, and murder? Absolutely not, and in fact the fourth amendment guarantees you the right to refuse to identify yourself, or say anything at all, and the police can do nothing unless they can show reasonable suspicion of criminal activity.

      The college campus may be private property, which could give them justification to require ID, but this is not a good idea in general like you suggest.

    51. Re:WTF? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      the DA will say that the person is responsible completely for anything that happens under his user ID

      Well yeah..

    52. Re:WTF? by fooslacker · · Score: 4, Funny

      In fairness there's no way he could have known that another Slashdotter would actually read the story...that's like a million to one against.

    53. Re:WTF? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      $OTHER_PARTY is ruining the country.

    54. Re:WTF? by Kopachris · · Score: 1

      I agree 100% with you. You should have a license before being able to drive a car because you can easily hurt someone else if you're incompetent. With a computer, you can only hurt yourself (unless you're throwing it at someone). You have to be more than competent to hurt someone else through the internet (emotions caused by insults don't count, I'm talking hacking). Nothing you can do in the way of violating users' privacy will stop hacking.

    55. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quoi?

    56. Re:WTF? by forceman130 · · Score: 1

      The same way painting your car red makes it go faster.

      So it does then. As any policeman approaching his ticket quota can tell you, red cars are faster than other colors.

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    57. Re:WTF? by Kulfaangaren! · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is only true if Steve Jobs has been hired to do the painting, only he wields the power of bending the reality to his will.

    58. Re:WTF? by Teancum · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most people forget that a passport is a relatively recent "invention" of governments. Prior to the 20th Century, and even throughout most of the 20th Century, most ordinary citizens did not have a passport when traveling between countries. This was originally a device to indicate some sort of diplomatic status and to certify that status on an official basis.

      Countries, even modern industrialized countries with large and very mobile populations with access to cheap transportation methods affordable by ordinary laborers, had citizens that were able to and indeed did travel between other countries... including as mere "tourists". You were pretty much who you claimed to be, and if you packed up and moved elsewhere establishing a new identify, nobody really cared as long as you were law-abiding and generally neighborly.

      This said, telling somebody from a law-enforcement agency that they don't need to see your identification is generally frowned upon as those in law enforcement love to be in charge and in control. A lack of ID puts the officer at a distinct disadvantage as they simply don't know how to react to a perfect stranger with no background as to who that person might be. Getting the ID (including passport) implies that the law enforcement agencies and officers can get a database on who you are, how harmless or otherwise you might be, and to track your actions and movements. Information, any information in this case, is power. This data can and will be used against you for any of their purposes... which is why liberty-seeking individuals bristle at the thought of giving ID information for nearly any reason, and then only reluctantly.

    59. Re:WTF? by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Still a bad analogy, since the mere act of reading cannot cause harm to anyone else. Clicking on a malicious link can cause your computer to start harming other computers, and thus other people.

      I've facetiously said that we should have licenses to use the 'net for years, because I get so sick of cleaning up people's computers after they do something stupid.

    60. Re:WTF? by Teancum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know about the particular location on the college campus being referred to (it seem likely it was a dorm rec room) but even the "private property" arguement doesn't hold water here. The GP post suggested he was engaged in an otherwise lawful activity (watching television) with others that he also knew. At the very least, he could have under most normal circumstances claimed to be a "guest" of one of the other students he was with and that should have ended it.

      As for the private/public distinction, even that is a little hazy. There is loitering that perhaps could have been asserted as a possible charge of criminal behavior, if it could be documented that the individual in question had no relationship to anybody else at the facility. Also, most college-campus buildings, in cases like this, would have a curfew for when non-residents (at a dorm) or non-students (or even students in most other buildings) must leave. If the officer was saying something like "time's up... time to leave" or something a bit friendlier, asking for IDs may have made more sense. I've had campus police do exactly that and not ask for IDs when involved in a similar activity in the past... essentially, "get lost and when I (the officer) come back I don't want to see you here".

      I also find that kind of attitude about a closed college campus restrictive in terms of a university education as a whole. Besides treating college students as adults (maybe young adults with some problems, but adults none the less) goes a long way to get things to happen that can also prevent crime.

    61. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Everyone knows that you have to paint on flames to make your car go faster.

    62. Re:WTF? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      What is concerning about Australia for Americans is that they are a very large country with a relatively small population, a similar history to the USA in terms of how it was established (not completely the same.... I said similar), and certainly the same English common law as the foundation of the legal system for both countries. Generally speaking, until relatively recent history, Australia has been viewed as even more permissive and willing to grant liberty more than even America.

      In other words, if Australia is clamping down on stuff like this, we are simply screwed in America if the U.S. government does this too.

      I do wonder if you need a government ID card if you want to walk, on foot, across the Australian outback. Some people might think you are crazy to attempt such a task, but is there a reason for the government to prohibit such a task?

    63. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't. I've been wondering how long it would be until they thought of doing this for a long time now.

      Basically, a net license destroys anonymity and allows them to police the web on a whole new level. Because it allows governments that much more control, I figured it was only a matter of time before one thought of setting up a scheme like this.

      Sure, it can be subverted via false IDs, identity theft, etc. But that's not the point.

    64. Re:WTF? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 2, Funny

      $OTHER_PARTY is ruining the country.

      Mod parent up! Those fuckers have been in control of both houses and the presidency for over 150 years!

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    65. Re:WTF? by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Well, chrome** is a vital component to go faster, but add racing stripes(the more, the better), fart-can tailpipe extensions(the more, the better), and a red paint job(the redder, the better) and then you can leverage the synergy of value added Go Faster 2.0 ®!

      You have to look at the big picture here, and not get bogged down in the details for this stuff to work. But you are on the right track.

      **If you need welding goggles to protect your eyes from the glare when you open the hood, you might have enough chrome...again: the more, the better!

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    66. Re:WTF? by EdIII · · Score: 1

      I have nothing against licensing at all. It IS a good thing. The PROBLEM is when it gets abused as a way to demand your identity. That is the part that I don't like.

      There have been several arguments with police officers (off-duty) about how they actually think they have a right to know who I am and demand my "driver's license". I point out to them that it should only be used to ascertain whether or not I have the right granted to me by the state to drive. As part of doing that unfortunately, I have to divulge my identity. I also point out that they use the words "drivers" and "license" as a way to demand my identity and start looking me up in databases when I am not even driving.

      So I will support the idea of being trained and tested before using a computer, but only as long as we accomplish it in a way that does not harm our liberties, specifically our rights to anonymity and privacy.

      I doubt we could figure that out.

    67. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction - USA. Canada and Mexico aren't states of the USA just yet, let alone all of South America who seem hell bent on hating the poor sods...

    68. Re:WTF? by chromas · · Score: 1

      "Plenty of people have gone to Vegas only to get scammed by...a...casino. Tourists fall for it all the time."

      Fixed.

    69. Re:WTF? by genner · · Score: 1

      Information wants to be free. There's no such thing as plagiarism. ;)
      This exact comment has already been posted. Try to be more original...

    70. Re:WTF? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Oh. Basically a guy comes up to you and says that he'll shine your shoes for free if he can't guess where you got you shoes. If you agree, he'll say "you got them on your feet." .. and then before you can open your mouth he's put shoe polish on and then rubs them off with a towel and goes "ten and ten makes twenty". And won't leave until you give him $20.

      I wouldn't mind paying for my shoes to be shined, if it was more than wiping some gel on the toe. And the con to it is that people are usually too embarassed or too stunned to confront the guy or jump out of the way before he puts the polish on. Essentially once he's done some form of work, most people feel obligated to pay him.

      I've finally been living in a big city long enough that I don't think I would just roll over and pay someone for nothing. These days I'd probably tell them to go fuck themselves if the insisted I owed them something. such is the hardness that city life puts into us.

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    71. Re:WTF? by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Dude, no. Painting your car red doesn't make it go faster. That's just silly. What you need are some speed holes.

    72. Re:WTF? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Really? How often do you travel outside the European Union? It's the same thing as your typical American who's never been anywhere except the United States, Canada, or Mexico. Why travel elsewhere when everything you need is right here inside the North American (or European) continent?

      >>>at least now we have the explanation for your painfully parochial world view.

      This is most amusing. I just now finished watching EuroNews (in English), Deutsche Welle (in German), and NHK (in Japanese). What were you saying about me being parochial? Damn fucking Euro-bastard. I'm really sick and tired of being insulted as a "dumb American" just because I happen to have been born here. Yes I know your idiotic views are just that of a minor-but-vocal group (like our KKK bastards), but still - enough is enough.

      Americans are not parochial.
      Americans are not idiots.
      So stop acting like a 2nd grade Euro kiddie, and lay off the insults.

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    73. Re:WTF? by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      >>>It college. We're talking about ADULTS here. They can fend for themselves.

      Well I can understand if I had been wandering around and peeking into dorm windows, but I wasn't. I was in the public area. Also 9 p.m. is hardly "late at night". That's just the evening in college.

      Furthermore it isn't necessary for a security guard to detain somebody. For what cause? Was an arrest warrant issued? No. According to the law if a bar, store, or other public facility allows entrance without an ID, they can not suddenly change their minds and demand ID, or else arrest you. All they can do is ask you to leave - that's it. Which I told the officer I'd be happy to do, but SHE decided to escalate it to an unlawful detainment.

      The cops need to learn they are not allowed to abuse their privilege. They are bound by law same as ordinary people.

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    74. Re:WTF? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>(it seem likely it was a dorm rec room)

      cafeteria / bookstore. Nowhere near the dorms.

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    75. Re:WTF? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      National Socialist!

      (ahem)

      Sorry. That is to say, you shouldn't blame the victim if somebody hijacks their computer, anymore than you'd blame the victim if a murderer stole a car and used it to run-down pedestrians, or a woman who was raped because she wore a bikini. Blame and punish the small minority of criminals, not everyone else.

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    76. Re:WTF? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>"Sorry, sir, but the size of any donations you'd be capable of making is insufficient to offset the effort required to look the other way while you act like a thin-skinned dickhead."
      >>>

      Yeah you're right. I should have just handed=over my ID even though the cop was acting unconstitutionally (per numberous Supreme Court decisions) when she made that demand. I apologize. I also should accept the yellow star when they hand it to me, get the number tattooed on my arm without protest, and walk peacefully into Auschwitz rather than revolt.

      signed,
      your serf

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    77. Re:WTF? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Many EU countries have this requirement [to carry a national ID card with you even just to walk down the sidewalk.]

      Yes I know.

      This is why I will not be moving to the European Union any time soon. I prefer a society that's based upon the idea that power comes from the bottom up (from the People upward), rather than one where power is believed to flow from the top down (from the Queen or PM downward). You SHOULD be able to walk down the street without needing an ID, and the fact that most Europeans don't object concerns me greatly.

      It makes me wonder what the EU will look like 50 years from now, if they can grab power without protest from the people. Something akin to the German Empire or Napoleon's France - democracy in name only?

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    78. Re:WTF? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      The same reply has also already been posted.

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    79. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent should be modded Insightful rather than Funny, me thinks. Sadly.

    80. Re:WTF? by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      David Sedaris had a great line about Europe in Naked

      "Watch out, he's been to europe... he might judge us!"

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    81. Re:WTF? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      LOL, mod parent up. I used to drive an old beat up white Chevy truck. I hardly ever got pulled over in that thing. I'd drive 5 or 10 over the limit without a worry in the world. Then I got a nice shiny new red Mustang GT and everything changed. After two months of being pulled over every other day for driving the exact same way as I always hand, my license got suspended for months. It's really fucking frustrating to be a young guy in a shiny sports car because you get targeted by police, and this is no joke, it happens every day. You can raise as much hell as you want in a white SUV but as soon as you start up that red sports car, you'd better drive like a grandma or you're getting targeted and ticketed.

    82. Re:WTF? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      note as well it is private property.

      Really? Are you sure about that?

    83. Re:WTF? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I've got two words for you:

      Radar Detector

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    84. Re:WTF? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>"Watch out, he's been to europe... he might judge us!"

      Yes. Europeans have developed this "Americans are dumb" paradigm, and then they go about insulting us based-upon that false presumption. There's nothing more idiotic (or dangerous) than a person stereotyping a group of people.

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    85. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't they come up 9 times out of 10 though?

    86. Re:WTF? by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      yeah

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    87. Re:WTF? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Well then you're wrong. State universities/college are NOT private property.

    88. Re:WTF? by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1
      Oh damn, I'm sure I was right, oh well... /sarcasm

      private property (property owned by legal persons or business entities)

      Property

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    89. Re:WTF? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Well sorry, you're wrong. Public schools and universities are public property. Please move along.

    90. Re:WTF? by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Fascinating. I wouldn't feel embarrassed, but I'd probably give him a couple of bucks for the chuckle.

    91. Re:WTF? by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      Man you're pretty funny.

      Anyhow, sure public schools are, but thats not what I was talking about, nor was it mentioned that it was a public school.

      At any rate though you still can't do as you please, regardless of the case.

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  2. In Soviet Australia: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Computers license YOU !

    Yours In Ulyanovsk,
    Kilgore Trout

  3. Nonsense by neonprimetime · · Score: 1

    Russel Smith, principal criminologist at the Australian Institute of Criminology said the concept of a "computer drivers licence" should be taken seriously as an option for combating internet-related crime.

    I assume you then creating a version of the DMV (perhaps the Department of Internet Access) and they would give you your computer driver's test, and internet drivers licensee, and you'd have to renew it every so many years, bla bla bla. Not to mention the fact that it would be impossible to enforce ... are police gonna enter your home and approach you at your desk as ask to see your license? Oh ... and we all know how horrible the government does at running the DMV, so why wouldn't they be horrible at running this? I think it's a stupid idea ... and not practical.

    1. Re:Nonsense by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      Honestly I'd like to see them create separate tests for Linux, Mac and Windows cause one test does NOT apply to all three.

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    2. Re:Nonsense by Zocalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't need to "enforce" the license via law enforcement, although it could make it interesting in connection with legislation where your computer was found to be a member of a botnet if you didn't have one. All you need to do is require that businesses only employ computer operators who have a license. I'm pretty sure you'd have a hard time getting a job as a delivery driver, say, without a valid driving license. How many career opportunities do you think that you'd have in the world if you need a license to use a computer for business. Pretty much any office work is out, and in theory you couldn't even work at McDonald's because their cash registers are actually PCs. It get's even more essential if ISPs need to see one to create an account, and technically modern mobile phones mean that could apply to cellular carriers too.

      What you think of the idea is certainly up for discussion, but if you can get business on board then it very practical indeed.

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    3. Re:Nonsense by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      are police gonna enter your home and approach you at your desk as ask to see your license?

      I see you're beginning to get the idea. Now, to make the process more efficient, all they need to due is install a camera at the appropriate point and monitor it randomly.

    4. Re:Nonsense by dave562 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It seems like yet another reason, to create yet another bureaucracy, to collect yet more fees from people for doing the same things that they do every day.

    5. Re:Nonsense by neonprimetime · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>> but if you can get business on board then it very practical indeed.

      i still don't think it's practical ... from nearly every aspect. and in general it just sounds like another government bureaucracy that will be bloated and increase our taxes. to be honest, i'm surprised president obama hasn't already proposed this in america. but maybe he needs to gain control of the internet first, and then he will regulate it.

    6. Re:Nonsense by SL+Baur · · Score: 4, Funny

      Honestly I'd like to see them create separate tests for Linux, Mac and Windows

      That's hardly an inclusive list. I'm not going to bother reading the article, the idea of an internet license has been floated for a long time now, but they probably need to add smart phones too.

      If this actually makes sense (I do not think it does), the obvious next step is to require people to purchase internet insurance in case they get into an accident/install malware and spread SPAM or DDOS attacks.

      Sigh.

    7. Re:Nonsense by mysidia · · Score: 3, Funny

      Also, if you live in the US, and want to use a computer to connect to a .AU web site, you're going to have to fly all the way to Australia to take your computing test at the Australian Department of Electro Computers to get a license and therefore permission to access the australian interweb, otherwise you'll get a warning on your first offense, assessed a large escalating fine on your second, third, and fourth offenses, and finally, on your fifth offense, you will be required to mail your computer to the AU enforcement office for impoundment until you settle matters.

      This is clearly thinly-disguised proposal to bolster Australia's tourism industry, in light of the economic recession.

    8. Re:Nonsense by mcpkaaos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Honestly I'd like to see them create separate tests for Linux, Mac and Windows cause one test does NOT apply to all three.

      Well, the real test with Linux is installing it. The real test with Windows is not having to reinstall it every few months. I've only used a Mac a handful of times, but I'd imagine the real test there is enduring the daily beatings for your lunch money.

      Okay, I tend to agree with you.

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    9. Re:Nonsense by mysidia · · Score: 4, Funny

      I expect Linux and Mac users probably require a special "UNIX" endorsment on their license to run a real OS, like large truck drivers need.

      iPhone and similar mobile devices (with mobile browsers) need a license similar to what one needs to legally operate a motorcycle.

      This could cause a resurgence in simpler phone devices, they'd have a niche market for people who don't want to pay the fees for a special license to operate a web browser on a phone.

      Also, don't forget, these licenses only last 4 years, they contain a picture, and can only be renewed online once every other time.

      So every 8 years, you have to go back to the Department of Electrocomputers and wait in line for 2 or 3 hours to get your renewal, as well as your typing skills (WPM) test.

    10. Re:Nonsense by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      DING DING DING.... you win the prize.

      it's a money grab. a desire to create a new department to suck up more taxes to do something that really is not needed.

      Actually the DMV could be removed and nothing would change. The roads are already full of unlicensed cars and drivers. Nothing would change.

      This guy got an idea on how to make himself a nice high paying govt job by creating a department that is useless and un-needed.

      The Auzzies are getting good and what the US government does!

      Next up, we start taxing thingy!

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    11. Re:Nonsense by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Okay, that actually made me laugh out loud.

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    12. Re:Nonsense by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 2, Informative

      Honestly I'd like to see them create separate tests for Linux, Mac and Windows cause one test does NOT apply to all three.

      Sure it does. "This is the address bar. This part is the hostname. 'http' means you're in danger, 'https' means there's a bit less danger, a green bar with the name of the company you're trying to do business with means there's even less." "Don't open unexpected email attachments, no matter how much free porn they promise." "If the lights on your modem are always on even when you're not using the computer, get the computer looked at by a professional."

    13. Re:Nonsense by shawnap · · Score: 1

      Sure it does. "This is the address bar. This part is the hostname. 'http' means you're in danger, 'https' means there's a bit less danger, a green bar with the name of the company you're trying to do business with means there's even less." "Don't open unexpected email attachments, no matter how much free porn they promise." "If the lights on your modem are always on even when you're not using the computer, get the computer looked at by a professional."

      This is the idea. Not so much computer "driver's license", as computer "driver's ed."

    14. Re:Nonsense by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      I lol'd at the insurance bit, that would be so sad, might be time to start up my own internet, maybe the government can give me some of that stimulus so I can make an internet for the more competent among us.

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    15. Re:Nonsense by Zocalo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's no more impractical than driving licenses, passports or any number of other of other professional certifications, and documentation that are required to practice a trade in countless careers. The only stumbling block is for a government to want to implement the bureacracry and amount of backend storage and processing power that will be required to operate the system. If you think through the implications of that last sentence for a minute, then you'll realise that quite a lot of parties also get some hidden "benefits" out of this, precisely because of the reasons you cite:
      • It creates jobs, when governments are struggling with high unemployment in the wake of a recession.
      • It creates cash flow (you'd didn't think it would be free, did you?) when governments are struggling with a public cautious of spending in the wake of a recession.
      • Best/worst of all, depending on who you are, it's a back channel to create a huge database of computer users, probably tied to their ISP and assigned IP addresses.

      If this gets sufficient attention to gain some traction in a sufficiently inclined governent, then I think you'll see government, the intelligence community, law enforcement and big media all jump on board with their lobbyists in tow PDQ. Then you've got all of the ICT contractors that service them and will inevitably see this as a fat revenue stream (whether the idea works or not). Frankly, I'm surprised we've got this far since 9/11 before the idea has come up in front of government as opposed to in an IT joke.

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    16. Re:Nonsense by geekoid · · Score: 1, Redundant

      What can you do on Linux that can't be done in windows?
      Oh wait, nothing.

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    17. Re:Nonsense by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      We Mac users don't have 'lunch money'. Carrying cash is far below us, and we wouldn't dream of any meal as pedestrian as 'lunch'. We live mainly on a diet of coffee (real coffee, not the plebeian Starbucks imitation that Windows-users drink or [shudder] instant coffee). When we dine, we do so lavishly, at the expense of others.

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    18. Re:Nonsense by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      In the USA, it'd be one more thing for the state to remove if you're deemed delinquent on child support. Don't pay? We'll make it so you can't drive and can't look for a job until you do. Never mind that you gotta eat...

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    19. Re:Nonsense by CannonballHead · · Score: 4, Funny

      What can you do on Linux that can't be done in windows?
      Make fun of the Windows users from the high vantage point of a Linux user?

    20. Re:Nonsense by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It can run industrial strength database servers that will cause a Windows box to beg for mercy.

      Thus the 18-wheeler metaphor is not entirely without merit.

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    21. Re:Nonsense by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      make an internet for the more competent among us.

      We have one of those. It is called the IPv6 Internet.

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    22. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while (true)
      fork();

    23. Re:Nonsense by NotAgent86 · · Score: 1

      Score greater than 1% on www.top500.org perhaps...

    24. Re:Nonsense by warrigal · · Score: 1

      The funny part is the attempt by the very moribund ACS to re-invent itself as a licencing authority. The certificates they hand out at the moment aren't worth the paper they are written on.

    25. Re:Nonsense by mqduck · · Score: 1

      We Mac users don't have 'lunch money'.

      Because, after buying all their iProducts, Mac users have no money left.

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    26. Re:Nonsense by daver00 · · Score: 1

      Research shows you are wrong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7aOVChs7xs

    27. Re:Nonsense by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      This is the idea. Not so much computer "driver's license", as computer "driver's ed."

      If you have to pass a test at the end, what would be the difference?

      If you don't, what would be the point?

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    28. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mount loopback devices without random third party software.

      Have a useful shell.

    29. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What can you do on Linux that can't be done in windows?

      1) Install OS and near complete software on any PC without a license or activation
      2) Access a repository of vetted software with 99% of what I need
      3) Surf with piece of mind that my PC is not painted with an easily-hit bullseye
      4) Install a modern release (2009) without paying a dime (as opposed to 2001 XP)
      (repeat for 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013...)

      That you can pirate Windows matters not to me. I'll save my pirating for DRM-free content.

    30. Re:Nonsense by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      Hehe, touche.

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    31. Re:Nonsense by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Well, that's kind of meaningless, since ultimately you can simply use virtualisation to run Linux itself in Windows. It's a question of convenience. If you want to run UNIX-type software, that's a hell of a lot easier in Linux.

      Performance is an issue of course. You can run X11 apps at a decent speed in Linux; I've never managed to get that to happen in Windows, even with expensive commercial X servers.

    32. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Issuing the licenses may not be more impractical than the examples you give, enforcing the use of licenses is.

    33. Re:Nonsense by IICV · · Score: 1

      "If the lights on your modem are always on even when you're not using the computer, get the computer looked at by a professional."

      So that professional can uninstall Adobe Acrobat, Google Chrome, iTunes, Windows and all those other applications that constantly feel the need to report back home?

    34. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Run MythTV

    35. Re:Nonsense by agrif · · Score: 1

      I can mount the entire library at magnatune.com through FUSE, then run AudioSurf through wine (yes, not native, but try running native linux apps in windows, sucker!) and play all of that music without having to download each individually.

      I can transform my windows arbitrarily on my multi-touch screen, such as scaling and rotating them, while the input still works seamlessly, even for hardware-accelerated 3D, even through WINE.

      I can compile my own programs without having to muck about with a non-standardized development environment. LSB is great!

      I can modify the operating system I run as much as I want, with the relative ease of C code instead of a binary mess.

      I can run it on as many computers as I want, legally, for free.

      (despite everyone bashing Pulse so much) I can play music, or a video, and have the audio come out, synchronized, from any speaker in the house.

      I can have desktop effects that melt faces, and while they don't do anything functionally, they make me look way cooler in front of buddies. Even more if they're computer literate, and you're running hyper-optimized gentoo. "This entire operating system is locally compiled and optimized for my specific chip family... also wiggly windows OMG"

      and, as demonstrated by my ability to install it at all, I don't need an internet license.

    36. Re:Nonsense by Karellen · · Score: 1

      You can run the programs for any purpose - e.g. to benchmark them, which is forbidden by the EULA of many Windows programs.

      You can study how the programs work, and change them to make them do what you wish.

      You can legally redistribute copies so you can help your neighbour.

      You can improve the programs, and release your improvements (and modified versions in general) to the public, so that the whole community benefits.

      You know, little things.

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  4. Classic example by G33kGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Classic example of trading freedom for "security", I can only hope this is not put through. This could also severely restrict younger peoples (legal) access to the internet, narrowing their horizons drastically.

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    1. Re:Classic example by txoof · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. --Benjamin Franklin

      It is rather idiotic to relate using a computer to using operating a vehicle. A two ton piece of steel flying down the highway at 120k/h is vastly more of a public safety threat than any shmo using a laptop. Not only does this proposition fail to consider the nightmare of registering private individuals, but it does not take into consideration the corporate nightmare it would cause. Who would need the license, the individual operating the computer, or the owner of the computer? Would this mean that internet cafes (and the small anonymity they provide) be doomed because everyone would be forced to provide some sort of identifier token? What about libraries? This sort of identification requirement would force libraries and their entire mission of providing freely accessible information in jeopardy.

      This looks like either a poorly thought out plan to help regulate stupidity or a power grab. As evidenced by warning labels on coffee cups, plastic bags and every other mass-produced item, trying to protect people from their own stupidity is nearly impossible. On the other hand, this would be a huge boon for those that wish to dissolve freedom and anonymity on the internet. Granted the average person leaves flashing neon signs with most of their personal data flashing in 1km high letters when they browse, there are still a large number of people that take online anonymity seriously and use it to their advantage for all sorts of reasons the most important being political dissidents.

      A simpler solution would be to set up a Great-Firewall much like China's. Even though the GFW has proven to be less than great, it provides basically the same mechanism for keeping people out of the reach of "dangerous ideas".

      Let's focus on educating people as to their rights and responsible behavior rather than trying to remove their liberties. We should also probably focus some of that energy on making the intertubes more robust and less prone to point failures and exploits; making the network more robust and idiot proof would benefit the entire world and help make dangerous and promiscuous users a danger to them selves rather than the entire world.

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    2. Re:Classic example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually in this case you're just trading freedom for less freedom, you're not getting any security from this negotiation at all.

    3. Re:Classic example by Kuroji · · Score: 1

      Australia TRIED the Great Firewall idea and there was a groundswell against it. This is Option B.

      Expect them to flip-flop between these two options until the apathy is great enough for one of them to stick. The other will inevitably follow.

    4. Re:Classic example by hitmark · · Score: 1

      the trick would be to release a set of boxes that would do much the same as most people use their current computers for, but that are locked down to that single function, or collection of functions...

      and if one look at iphone, xbox 360 or ps3, thats the way things are heading.

      hell, if apple put their iphone os on a imac and sold it as a kids computer, i think people would cheer, even tho its a step down in freedom vs the current imac...

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  5. Old Joke by meerling · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Techies have been joking about this for many decades.

    Realistically though, we all know it's about as likely as needing a license to read or talk.

    I find it hard to believe anyone is actually wanting such a concept to become law. What's next, a license for sex?

    1. Re:Old Joke by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      "What's next, a license for sex?"

      I hope Russel Smith never gets one. That would save the world from his offspring, probably making it a better place for the rest of us.

    2. Re:Old Joke by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      It's not too far-fetched. It was tried by some. Try looking at various countries' eugenics and sterilization endeavors.

    3. Re:Old Joke by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Gun licenses were the first step on the slippery slope of deviously violating rights. On the other hand, conservatives do indeed favor making pre-marital sex unconscionable and financially devastating to non-marriage-license holders.

    4. Re:Old Joke by Dan541 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What's next, a license for sex?

      We used to, it was called marriage.

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    5. Re:Old Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you weren't aware, the Australian Computer Society is as much of a den of dinosaurs you are ever likely to meet. It's mostly guys who worked on the old monopoly networks here back in the 1970s and 1980s. Their opinion is less than meaningless.

    6. Re:Old Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's next, a license for sex?

      It's called a Marriage licence. I have one of those.

    7. Re:Old Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have the equivalent of a license for sex in China?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-child_policy

    8. Re:Old Joke by aurelianito · · Score: 1

      What's next, a license for sex?

      Actually, fuck is a backronim for "Fornication under consent of the king" (see wikipedia)

    9. Re:Old Joke by mqduck · · Score: 1

      What's next, a license for sex?

      More than a few disappointed individuals would get behind such a program.

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    10. Re:Old Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      License for sex? No! License for procreation? Where do I sign up?

    11. Re:Old Joke by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 1

      *sigh* Is it that difficult to notice the big 'False Etymologies' header right above that bit? Or even to insist on basic plausibility? Seriously, acronyms were virtually nonexistent before the 20th century.

    12. Re:Old Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except a marriage license is really just a cease and desist.

    13. Re:Old Joke by hitmark · · Score: 1

      sadly, i have run into more then one tech person that have been serious about it (note however, most had just cleaned up the latest mailed in malware from the company microsoft boxes).

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    14. Re:Old Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a wedding ring was what was worn for safe sex

  6. Like a driver's license by Foofoobar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly if this were like a drivers license test where even senior citizen's were taught basic computer skill's and had to pass a basic exam to purchase a computer, it would probably cut down on the number of zombies in botnets. It would guarantee that even the most technophobic in our society had the basic skills to protect himself and others. You can do alot of damage if your computer is taken over or hacked without your knowledge.

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    1. Re:Like a driver's license by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      There is a better way: hold people accountable for the actions of their computers. A virus downloaded child porn to your computer? It's your computer and thus your responsibility to keep it secure. Your computer is sending e-mail scams? Too bad you have to go to jail for this, but you should know better before installing that fake anti-virus you saw on a web site.

      If people drove cars or flew airplanes with the same care they maintain their computers, we would be all dead.

    2. Re:Like a driver's license by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      None of those things are true, nor are senior citizens the only dipshits out there.

      This is moronic legislation put forth by corrupt, ignorant, and incompetent politicians. It would serve no useful purpose, not even helping people avoid fraud. It is stupidity, pure and simple.

      Sheesh...

    3. Re:Like a driver's license by Zen+Hash · · Score: 1

      You can do alot of damage if your computer is taken over or hacked without your knowledge.

      Technically they are just aiding and abetting, not directly doing the damage themselves. Although, there seem many people who simply don't care, "as long as it doesn't affect [their watching porn]." Perhaps if it were treated as a crime, those people may change their attitude.

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    4. Re:Like a driver's license by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can just imagine his testimony now. "All you politicians are idiots. You shouldn't even be allowed to use computers."

    5. Re:Like a driver's license by Zencyde · · Score: 1

      But let's say you're driving your car by a McDonalds that's been hijacked by cyber-terrorists. You have both Norton (as it came with your car) and AVG Free. Shit, you even run ClamCar from time to time, just to be safe. But these cyber-terrorists are tricky and they upload a worm to your car! It remains dormant and undetected until you pass by a pedestrian. Then BAM! Now you're a murderer. And ALL of this could have been avoided if you just hadn't driven your car through a shady part of town.

      But, I digress. You, sir, should not be given a computer license.

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    6. Re:Like a driver's license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eye exams for driver licenses are a joke. Last time I had to be in the dmv, I had to read line 4, for which I needed my glasses, but the senior citizen next to me only had to read line one, which I could easily see without glasses, with one eye, while talking on the phone, and texting, and while drunk...

      Double standards suck.

      Oh, and be very afraid of senior citizen drivers, they didn't pass the same eye test you did.

    7. Re:Like a driver's license by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps if it were treated as a crime, those people may change their attitude.

      Sure, because criminalizing drugs has worked so well at changing people's attitude. And prison hardly costs anything to implement, we should just be building more of them.

    8. Re:Like a driver's license by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Obviously they would take negligence into account. In your example you had no knowledge of your vehicle being a danger.

      Your example completely fails.
      Imagine for a second what would happen if you had gotten a tune-up on your car just 2 weeks ago and your brakes suddenly went and you killed someone. Do you honestly think they would charge you with murder???

    9. Re:Like a driver's license by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      However you can't cause any -real- harm with a computer. Yah, you can be a dick, yes you can trash some systems, yes you can make things slow and shut down from servers but that is it.

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    10. Re:Like a driver's license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And ALL of this could have been avoided if you just hadn't driven your car through a shady part of town.

      Zencyde, perhaps you shouldn't get one either? After all part of passing that internet license exam is demonstrating a knowledge of the dangers of driving though the shady parts of town and exactly which parts they are.

    11. Re:Like a driver's license by Urkki · · Score: 1

      There is a better way: hold people accountable for the actions of their computers.

      Or better yet, hold programmers personally responsible for the misbehavior of their programs. So if you release a program that has a security hole that causes a million PCs to be hijacked, BAM, it's life in a prison! And not just your regular US federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, no. This is international crime. The guilty should be sent to some real prison, somewhere in the remote parts of China for example.

    12. Re:Like a driver's license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can do alot of damage if your computer is taken over or hacked without your knowledge.

      Yeah. YOU can also do a lot of damage when someone installs a bomb to your car.

    13. Re:Like a driver's license by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      They're not talking about criminalizing computing so thats a poor analogy. They are talking about 'licensing' computing. Like getting a drivers license. Honestly, would you prefer everyone on the roads just do what they want without being educated to following 'procedures' that would make the rest of us safer??

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    14. Re:Like a driver's license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was merely trying to point out the absurdity of the parent's suggestion. Should you have read his suggestion, you'll likely find the correlation between the absurdity of my example and the absurdity of his suggestion.

    15. Re:Like a driver's license by Zen+Hash · · Score: 1

      Sure, because criminalizing drugs has worked so well at changing people's attitude. And prison hardly costs anything to implement, we should just be building more of them.

      You're comparing apples to onion rings.

      If you want a comparison, then try parking your car in the middle of a city road rather than a parking garage. It's convenient and saves you time, only causeing problems for others trying to drive down that road. However, you may be ticketed/towed.

      People aren't running malware on their own machines because it relaxes them or makes them feel good. They do it because it requires the least amount of effort on their part, and has no consequences for them.

      Sure, there are MANY people who are unaware of the malware running on their own machine. However, the odds of getting caught would be significantly greater for the people running blatantly noticeable amounts of malware. Plus, a good chunk of that could be solved by educating them. For any education to work they need an incentive to actually learn.

      Of course, I haven't really put much thought into it. In fact, I'm quite literally talking about of my ass at the moment... I guess that's why I'm writing this post. Just stuck here in this little room with a weak fan/vent.

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    16. Re:Like a driver's license by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      If it were like a drivers license incompetent morons would think themselves justified in using it.

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    17. Re:Like a driver's license by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

      "It would serve no useful purpose"

      It would serve the purpose of creating a government office that would employ people, hire contractors, etc and it would also work to keep improve Internet safety.

      That's bullshit, of course, but it's another way they can spin it.

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    18. Re:Like a driver's license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However you can't cause any -real- harm with a computer.

      Please tell me this was intended as sarcasm. Otherwise, we can safely conclude that poster is a moron.

    19. Re:Like a driver's license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see a suggestion like this written up by someone who has basic skills in the English language. I really have a hard time with those who spout the importance of testing people on basic skills when they have limited skills in communication. I would like, perhaps, to see forums such as this require a skills test in writing before subjecting readers to such poor grammar.

    20. Re:Like a driver's license by dissy · · Score: 1

      There is a better way: hold people accountable for the actions of their computers.

      Why stop there? Lets just hold people accountable for the actions of all sorts of things they have no control over!

      The car mechanic put faulty tires on your car, and they blow out on the road?
      Clearly that is your fault, and one deserving of an attempted vehicular manslaughter charge and years in prison.
      The expectation of having knowledge above and beyond a specialist is obviously a requirement for getting your drivers license.

      Buffer overflow in the kernel of [windows|linux|osx] that allowed a script kiddie to root your OS?
      So obviously your own fault that it doesn't even need discussion.

      Seeing as you posted to slashdot, you clearly are using one of those pieces of software, which by your own admission is your own fault for being able to harm others.
      Guess that means you should go turn yourself in to the authorities now. Don't worry, we'll wait.

    21. Re:Like a driver's license by Boomerang+Fish · · Score: 1

      They're not talking about criminalizing computing so thats a poor analogy. They are talking about 'licensing' computing. Like getting a drivers license. Honestly, would you prefer everyone on the roads just do what they want without being educated to following 'procedures' that would make the rest of us safer??

      Uh... what? If I have to be licensed to compute, then refusing/failing to be licensed while computing becomes a crime... otherwise, wtf is the license for?

      If it's just for identification, then it's not a license, it's more like an ID or passport. Drivers licenses HAPPEN to be a form of ID, but that's not why they're issued. You can just as easily get a state ID from the DMV (in America... I admit to not knowing about other countries) that is JUST the ID and conveys no status what-so-ever about you as a licensed or unlicensed driver.

      Try driving without a drivers license and telling the officer you're not committing a crime, you're just failing to be 'licensed'.

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    22. Re:Like a driver's license by Jimmy+King · · Score: 1

      Yes, having tests and driver's licenses has put an end to excessive speeding, cutting people off, tailgating, last minute lane changes, and other dangerous driving behavior because people are now educated in the dangers of doing so.

      Wait... no. People still do stupid shit. Not because they don't know better, but because they don't give a shit.

      An internet license or whatever would be the same. People already know what to do or not do. They are told all the time. They are told every fucking day at work. They are told by friends or relatives who who have a brain. A small percentage may have these troubles because no one has taken the time to educate them, but for the vast majority that I have had to deal with it's not that people don't know better, it's that they're lazy and don't fucking care.

    23. Re:Like a driver's license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ya seniors arn't the only dipshits, the rest of the dipshits are called Americans

    24. Re:Like a driver's license by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      You're analogy compared them to making drugs illegal wherein all users of drugs are criminals; hence by comparison in your analogy, all users of computers are criminals. As I said, bad analogy. Use your brain.

      A license allows those who pass a 'basic' test to use a computer. If you lack the ability to properly secure your system by passing this test, I don't want you on the same ISP or network as me so yes, you are a criminal.

      Learn how you to effectively use an analogy.

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    25. Re:Like a driver's license by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      You seem to be quite comfortable with the idea of not having control over a computer and to take it as something absolutely natural.

      People choose an unsafe operating system and disregard safety precautions because they inconvenience them. Choosing a more secure OS may imply in giving up your familiar programs and your games and perhaps having to relearn some other tools. That same people are responsible for pollution that is starting to make e-mail a useless form of communication. They are also vital parts on the play of criminal groups behind several DDoS initiatives.

      And you are welcome to try to root my box.

      I will wait, but I won't hold my breath.

    26. Re:Like a driver's license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, in fact the best way to avoid zombies is to block Windows from the market. I don't advocate actually doing this, but it'd be effective -- OS X and Ubuntu both have enough market share that the argument about them being too minor to be a target is stale -- they just are not as easy to target.

    27. Re:Like a driver's license by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      You're analogy compared them to making drugs illegal wherein all users of drugs are criminals; hence by comparison in your analogy, all users of computers are criminals. As I said, bad analogy. Use your brain.

      No, drug users are not necessarily all criminals. Take for instance Cocaine. Coca (the plant used to make Cocaine) used to be found in "Coca Cola" in minute quantities. Its use was then fully legal. It's only in 1970 that people had to be licensed to administer it and that it became illegal for most of the population. Still now, Cocaine is still legal in the United States "for legitimate medical uses, such as local anesthesia for some eye, ear, and throat surgeries." [citation]

      Saying that "drugs are illegal because all drug users are criminals" is circular reasoning.

  7. Education Secondary? by SeNtM · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't "better technology solutions" be secondary to education???

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    1. Re:Education Secondary? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't "better technology solutions" be secondary to education???

      That depends on whether you want a narrow elite in control of the populace or an empowered populace that is resistant to being dominated by a narrow elite.

      If you want the latter, sure, better technology solutions should be secondary to education. Not everyone's preference is in that direction though.

    2. Re:Education Secondary? by SeNtM · · Score: 1

      The populace is resistant to new technology. They would much rather stick in their old ways than to upgrade or even perform critical updates to their software.

      The bottom line (proof given through 30 years of trojan, virus, and malware creation) is no matter how clever your software is at the detection of deception someone will find away around it.

      Just IMO, but ignorance is best overcome by educating, not by holding their hand and saying its not a problem because our clever program figured out that the link to http://www.notyourbank.ru/www.yourbank.com isn't really your bank...

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    3. Re:Education Secondary? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Unless the populace is better educated,the existence of better technology will be ignored.

      HELL, like others have implied: without personal LIABILITY the existence of better technology will probably be ignored.

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  8. Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cost by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Australia:

    1. Get a hardware firewall and configure it properly.

    2. Don't open unexpected attachments, even if you're trying to help because those strata minutes must have been sent to you by mistake and you should read them to find out who to send them to.

    3. Don't click the banners.

    4. No, it's not true. Don't forward the email.

    5. If a computer asks you for information, lie.

    6. It's not your bank. It's NEVER your bank. It's also never paypal, amazon, your ISP, or the police.

    Love,
    1999.

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  9. LOLWUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Security advisor crits idiot internet lusers for OVER 9000!

    I can't say this would be such a bad thing, but would a license really help? It would mean phishers/scammers/spammers/hackers would have to begin using more sophisticated methods because the average user is more knowledgeable.

    Yes, I am actually advocating having a large amount of idiot internet users because.. well, because those chumps are stupid and take the bait, the internet is nice if you know what you're doing since the hackers don't have to try that hard.

  10. something that should be learned in school by pwizard2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can understand where they are coming from, but they are going to implement it wrong. (with the heavy-handed license approach) Rather, I think that computer literacy should be something that should be taught in school along with reading and math, since computer skills essential in this day and age. The class shouldn't be about how to use popular software, (although covering operating systems besides Windows would be a plus) but should cover basic skills instead. People need to learn why they shouldn't click the "greetingcard.exe" attachment in their email inbox or why it is a bad idea to share too much personal information online. People don't always pick on stuff like that by themselves, so it has to be taught.

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    1. Re:something that should be learned in school by socz · · Score: 1

      That is something i always make sure to bring up when conversation allows: never put your real name anywhere, unless you have to such as paying for something online or ordering a service. Try not to put your own pictures up, but if you do don't put up pictures of others without their consent ESPECIALLY when you write below them "these are my neighbors Jennifer and Ashley." Don't give out other peoples info. Use nicknames (like on IRC) to protect yourself, that way you don't get emails with subjects reading your name in it.

      A lot of people agree and say "yeah that should be common sense but realistically there is no such thing as common sense or else w ewould all have it already!

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    2. Re:something that should be learned in school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like that's going to ever happen. They barely ever teach it in Computer Science classes. Why would it be taught in any regular computer class. I still remember sneaking into the computer teacher's classroom, when he was gone sick, and looking in his big book of passwords he wrote down for all the teachers who forgot their passwords. Computer security in school is a load of crap.

    3. Re:something that should be learned in school by jefu · · Score: 1

      But "computer literacy" courses (and I work as a professor in a department that makes all kinds of money by making people take these courses) are almost always about "how to change fonts in MS Word". Ech. There is some minimal discussion of security, but only in the sections taught by our better grad students.

    4. Re:something that should be learned in school by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But what do you do about people who left school before the Internet became commonplace? I'm only in my 20s, but I left school before the height of the dot-com boom and back then my school had a dual ISDN (128Kb/s) line for 700 or so students (only 70 computers scattered over the school though, and not many of the ones outside the computer lab were networked). Realistically, you can't expect anyone over about 25 to have been taught much about the Internet in school. Certainly no one over 30, and that accounts for a lot of the population.

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    5. Re:something that should be learned in school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already teach IT in schools.
          My niece is a product of their teachings and she has no idea of basic security, the basic components of a computer, basic computer maintenence or how to navigate the internet. But she can make a web page.

    6. Re:something that should be learned in school by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

      An interesting idea, but with the ubiquity of computers in the home, by the time most kids get to grade school they've already learned how to use computers. The first required computer class I had in HS was in 9th grade, and I spent it smugly surfing the Internet while the teacher explained programs I'd been fluent in ten years earlier. Years later when I was required to take a computer literacy class in college, the professor told me point blank that because I knew what Linux was, I was way beyond anything that class could teach me and I didn't need to be there.

      Also remember that the curriculum will have to be built and updated for each major advance in technology, and most public schools (in the US, at least) don't update themselves all that quickly. When I was in 8th grade in 2000, the maps in my history text book still had the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

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  11. Driver's licenses make us all safer by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    Oh, wait. Safety devices make us all safer. Damn, I was so close.

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    1. Re:Driver's licenses make us all safer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 'safety device' on my computer? Ok China....

  12. No worky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is either going to exclude a large percentage of the population from using an essential communications medium or it will be completely meaningless. The spread is wider than between a driver's ed student and a Formula 1 driver, and they're all on the same network.

  13. my thoughs by gmermnstinsmermwords · · Score: 1

    exactly- like the learn to fix a car requirement we have in the US. This keeps women and illiterates from driving to make for a safer economy... Now all we have to do is label each car part with a multisyllabel word and add a pink star.

    1. Re:my thoughs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This keeps women and illiterates from driving

      multisyllabel word

      Be careful what you wish for.

  14. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They should put that on billboards and every other kind of public service announcement all over the world. Not that it would work particularly well, but over time it might. Like the gradual reduction of smoking in the US.

  15. Funny how I inspired him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As you can see, I inspired the guy... LOL

    http://www.twilightcampaign.net/index.php/topic,68.msg105.html#msg105

    Seriously thought when i mentioned such an idea everybody accused me of being a facist.

  16. Once a license, then come the fines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After driver's licenses were mandated in the US, since then, there have been more and more laws added to the books which bring the revenue rolling into municipalities. Laws that don't make sense, but yet if violated bring in the cash in fines.

    We can expect the same thing, once people are forced to be licensed, it means more fines and more regulations onto legitimate people. It will mean more ways to regulate, censor, and jail citizens.

    Of course, the malware writers and black hats will not be affected in the slightest.

  17. Please don't tempt them by srjh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With any other country I'd be prepared to laugh it off, but the current Australian government is stupid, technologically ignorant and authoritarian enough to try this.

    They're pushing for enough control of the internet as it is, a license to communicate in the first place is just begging for abuse.

    1. Re:Please don't tempt them by dbIII · · Score: 1

      This nasty piece of work is just trying to get a nice revenue stream from schools for the ACS. They are an unpleasant bunch that frequently push to have only their members which have passed university courses they approve of in computer based jobs. They want a monopoly - no membership no job. Since I merely have an engineering degree and not an arts degree with some database subjects I'm the sort of person they want to put out of a job, which is funny since they are trying to model themselves on the Institute of Engineers Australia and getting it wrong.
      There was dead silence from the ACS on the censorship issue and the national broadband plan but they come out from under a rock every now and again if they think of a new way the government can give them money or expel people that are not ACS members from the workforce. They are exactly what some people in the USA hate about trade unions without delivering any of the benefits of a trade union.
      The government control issues seem to have ebbed away a bit as pressure groups are starting to wake up to the fact that sweeping things under the carpet will not save their kiddies and that there have been a total of 35 police employed over the last five years in what everyone thought was a huge national internet crime taskforce. We are still left with a tangled web of laws that really mean anything can be censored anytime, but to actually implement it the government has to instruct each ISP to do it as they do with the USENET groups that are banned. All this from the government that own the ".cx" domain, Christmas Island is an Australian territory.
      IMHO all of this bowing to weird pressure groups that were supporters of the previous government is a tactic to leave the other party in a vacuum with little support from anyone.

  18. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by grenthar · · Score: 1

    5. If a computer asks you for information, lie.

    It is hard to stress the importance of this one enough. It boggles me that there are people who would hand their real information out for no reason.

  19. Shhh ... by SL+Baur · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's next, a license for sex?

    Sadly, that actually makes more sense in this day and age of incurable STDs. The license states clearly when your last test was done and which (if any) STDs you have.

    That should actually be welcome news to the average slashdotter who rarely ventures from his mother's basement - you're now a highly prized date. And even better news to Americans who would now have grounds to sue if they caught an STD from having sex with someone who showed a clean license.

    1. Re:Shhh ... by apoc.famine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bah, STDs aren't bad. Kids you don't want are far worse.
       
      I'm an inhuman monster who things we should sterilize everyone at 12. If they want kids some time later, have them pass a simple parenting test, and the process is reversed.
       
      Having spent a lot of time around kids who were the product of "oh shit, I'm pregnant", it doesn't seem like a bad idea at all. Parents who are willing to jump through hoops to have a kid are far more likely to raise a good one than those who didn't want one, but had one anyway.

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    2. Re:Shhh ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an inhuman monster who things we should sterilize everyone at 12. If they want kids some time later, have them pass a simple parenting test, and the process is reversed.

      Deal! You rush off and solve that little "And the process is reversed" impossibility, and then we will open discussions on the rest of your plan.

    3. Re:Shhh ... by A+Life+in+Hell · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm an inhuman monster who things we should sterilize everyone at 12. If they want kids some time later, have them pass a simple parenting test, and the process is reversed.

      Deal! You rush off and solve that little "And the process is reversed" impossibility, and then we will open discussions on the rest of your plan.

      reversing both vasectomys and tubal ligations are solved problems

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    4. Re:Shhh ... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      Even the United Nations recognizes that

      Men and women of full age, without any limitation due to race, nationality or religion, have the right to marry and to found a family. They are entitled to equal rights as to marriage, during marriage and at its dissolution.

      -- the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, Article 16.

      --
      The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
    5. Re:Shhh ... by the_one(2) · · Score: 1

      That would at least mean we could keep them sterile until they are 18.

    6. Re:Shhh ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem is finding a method of sterilization that doesn't have long-term health complications.

    7. Re:Shhh ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and that's how you take an advanced post-industrial culture and let it get outbred by cultures that haven't yet realized they are on the road to industrialization and still breed like they need 10 kids so that the 5 who survive childhood illnesses can run the family farm.

    8. Re:Shhh ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loved, emotionally sound children? Think of the pedophiles, where will they find kids to exploit? Oh won't someone think of the pedophiles!?

  20. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    We had one in detroit that was put up Illegally. It said, "If it wasn't for HR stopping us, I.T. would have killed most of you by now."

    It was up in spraypaint off of 696 in Oct of 2006 for nearly 2 weeks. I loved it.

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  21. Get break tags for PCs by mysidia · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Seriously... just licensing the user won't do any good if their PC is already infected.

    We need mandatory periodic inspections of workstation PCs. Every 30 days, the user should have to upload an antivirus report that indicates 8 things to keep their "PC break tag" current, and loss of currency means the PC will be illegal to operate, and law enforcement will be sent to collect the errant workstation:

    1. The system security configuration is proper, and meets a standard. (No open proxies, no open ports)
    2. System was booted from an Antivirus boot CD (so software on the system can't run or interfere with AV detection process, using an approved AV product
    3. AV patterns were fully up to date
    4. A full scan was made
    5. The results indicate no malware.
    6. The system was rebooted, and it was verified an approved AV and anti-malware product running on the system
    7. The full scan was repeated on the live system, with successful completion and no malware found
    8. AV and antimalware patterns were verfied to be up-to-date, and real-time protection was enabled
    1. Re:Get break tags for PCs by swilver · · Score: 1

      Actually, no we don't.

    2. Re:Get break tags for PCs by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It'd do a lot more good than just "licensing" operators.

      People will learn just what they need to know to get the license, then forget it all, or what they have to learn will be inadequate, and they get their PC infected.

      The thought that you can just teach people once, and then they'll be great computer users who won't fall for scams is a fantasy.

      As someone who's dealt with users firsthand in the past, I know... many people cannot be trained to avoid malware.

      But they'll still finagle their way into getting whatever license they need.

    3. Re:Get break tags for PCs by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Do you work for Symantec?

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      ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
    4. Re:Get break tags for PCs by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      We need mandatory periodic inspections of households. Every 30 days, households should have to complete a census that indicates their ethnic backgrounds, and not filing a census means the household will be illegal, and law enforcement will be sent to collect the criminals.

      1. The household is properly secured and does not offer temporary residence to others.
      2. The house was inspected by state offiicals while it's residents were away (so no one in the household can interfere with the inspection process)
      3. Inspection officials are fully up to date on prohibited items and persons.
      4. A full inspection was made.
      5. The results indicate no unauthorized possesions or persons.
      6. The residents are returned to the house and the inspection official verifies that the resident state official of the neighborhood is familar with current forbidden persons.
      7. A full inspection on all residents was successfully completed and no forbidden persons were found.
      8. The resident state official of neighborhood is found to be up to date with the latest government policies.

      Yes. I just Godwin'd your nazi ass.

      --
      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    5. Re:Get break tags for PCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Cisco routers and Windows Server 2008 and newer support NAC, or Network Access Control. Before a machine joins a network, they pass a "healthcheck" making sure the AV is updated and the security profiles are decent. If not, they get joined to a subnet with a remediation box to fix the problems.

      Does exactly this functionality.

    6. Re:Get break tags for PCs by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      That'll do sod all - I run linux, so I'd have to install an approved audit tool (for the right to operate my own hardware? Jayzus!). Corporations will balk at having a requirement that all their servers phone home with unknown data. AV software gets regularly zorched by any halfway decent malware (the best way to confirm malware), so it won't keep you clean. Basically, the only real option is reactive behavior by your ISP - start spamflooding or fit the profile of a zombie and you get locked to a walled garden until you can demonstrate a clean bill of health. Basically, quarantine the sick and they'll work it out one way or the other.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    7. Re:Get break tags for PCs by mysidia · · Score: 1

      No, and I despise most Symantec products.

    8. Re:Get break tags for PCs by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Servers aren't used to browse the web or read email, they should be exempt. As should be workstation OSes that don't have an approved auditing tool available. But they should still be subject to requirement to have a portscan and validate each port open to the internet is specifically intended to be open.

      The costs of automatically detecting that behavior are prohibitive, and would more than double the cost of internet access, if your ISP had to do it. And setting up an effective walled garden would also be an expensive proposition.

    9. Re:Get break tags for PCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reboot my system every 30 days? And cut my uptime by 95%? No thanks.

    10. Re:Get break tags for PCs by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 1

      Dear totalitarian fuckwad,
      Lay a finger on my *nix boxes, which are running private mail/web/DNS servers and a tor exit, and I'll cut it off. No, I won't do it the fun, kinky way.

    11. Re:Get break tags for PCs by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      so I can avoid annoying reporting requirements by running linux or calling my box a server? Cool.

      The costs of automatically detecting that behavior are prohibitive, and would more than double the cost of internet access

      IDS are already deployed, and they don't/can't find everything. They can, however, find a lot of stuff and swat the big stuff.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    12. Re:Get break tags for PCs by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Dear humorless nitwit, Your *nix boxes have already been pwned, it will just be 2 years before you realize it.

      Have a nice day.

      P.S. Please go back into whatever hole you crawled out of.

    13. Re:Get break tags for PCs by mysidia · · Score: 1

      IDS are already deployed, and they don't/can't find everything. They can, however, find a lot of stuff and swat the big stuff.

      No, IDS are widely deployed on enterprise internal networks and server farms, which generally have fairly low bandwidth requirements (usually 200 megabits or less, if that much, for all, except major web sites)

      IDS software is computationally expensive and does not scale efficiency to the level of service provider networks. Try naming one IDS box that can handle monitoring 10 Gigabits of sustained traffic at potentially billions of packets per second and costs less than $1 million.

      Let alone the higher transfer rates of 40gigs+ major SPs actually may pull through their gear.

      Simple protocol identification is hard enough. Searching packets for patterns is a huge CPU expense.

    14. Re:Get break tags for PCs by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      who said you have to get everything? I didn't. I said you can get the big stuff, and you can. Don't bother with everything - spend 10k on a smaller box or 3 and have it cycle through your network one slice at a time.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    15. Re:Get break tags for PCs by mysidia · · Score: 1

      And now you have the administrative overhead of somehow having to divvy up your network and provide some type of mechanism to allow your "IDS" to randomly cycle between the pieces....

      Not to mention, the costs required to implement "walled gardens". And "churn" costs caused by customer attrition (customers leaving, and switching to another provider, after the 1st or 2nd time they got placed in a walled garden).

      I didn't say that it was impossible, only that it was expensive.

      Whether that means SPs charge more for internet service, or somehow fine the people who got infected.

      One-time-charge $80 Spam detection and Computer quarantine service
      One-time-charge $20 Online anti-virus/anti-malware service and update downloads for quarantined computer
      One-time-charge $10 Quarantined computer re-connection charge
      One-time-charge $150 15,000 spam messages at $0.01 per message

    16. Re:Get break tags for PCs by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Do you really want the sort of customer that gets infected repeatedly? Some people have no shame. Lucky for us, most places have at most one broadband option (maybe 2), so they can go drag your competitor down.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  22. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by RobVB · · Score: 1

    7. No, you didn't win the Nigerian lottery.

    --
    I'd rather you rationally disagree than irrationally agree.
  23. Sounds like license to vote? by parallel_prankster · · Score: 1

    Well, you gotta be 18 to vote, but thats it. How about providing a secure system and a software to control viruses ? It will always be a work in progress, the fight against viruses but to ask for license is giving wayy too much power in the hands of authority. How can this be misused ? I can think of a few examples - They could use this license as some form of ID and then track people habits !! - Selectively grant access to a certain group of people only. H1B visa holders do not get internet access in the US. !! and many more abuses

  24. In other news... by martas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Experts have called for the introduction of a mandatory license for ownership of Dihydrogen Monoxide, citing its common usage in the illegal manufacturing of most controlled substances.

    1. Re:In other news... by mqduck · · Score: 1

      People laugh at that site, but the danger of DHMO is terrifyingly real.

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      Property is theft.
  25. What is the purpose of this, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People are licensed to do things when carrying out an activity that poses a threat to the safety and well being of others, yes? The entire point of licensing is to keep some people from doing something. I don't think there is a convincing case to be made that some other person becoming the victim of fraud puts anyone else in danger. This seems like a proposal for the government to arbitrarily limit people's actions, a gross trespass of liberty.

    Although, this would also identify every internet user, so perhaps the intentions of the people who back this idea are far more sinister still.

  26. This is all wrong. by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1

    If you're going to protect people from other people on the net, it's easy: Make the first level responsible. If your machine is used to attack me, you're responsible - even if your machine was broken into in turn. Then require people to have insurance to handle the risk.

    The insurance companies will spend the effort to find the risk profile, and if you do things to decrease your risk - like taking this kind of certificate - you'll get lower insurance. Basic economics then sort out how to get appropriate safety on the net.

    There's a risk that you'll have problems with non-standard configurations etc, but I suspect that with competition in the marketplace that will only end up a little more expensive - or maybe even a little cheaper, if you deny insuring Windows people.

    Eivind.

    --
    Doubting the existence of evolution is like doubting the existence of China: It just shows that you're uninformed.
    1. Re:This is all wrong. by Mantle · · Score: 1

      That's all fine and dandy if the attacker/zombie is under the jurisdiction of the Australia government, but what if it is not? Is the insurance company really going to step into your shoes and chase someone halfway across the world to get a judgment and enforce it? What if you don't have a cause of action against the attacker/zombie in the foreign jurisdiction? Ironically, the effect of your proposed law would be to protect foreign victims of Australian attackers. I guess what you are proposing is some sort of multi-national treaty whereby all signatories of the treaty would enact similar legislation to force internet users to take liability for the actions of their computers. Good luck!

  27. Dangerous Interwebs! by Medgur · · Score: 1

    Is this so different from licensing people to read books?

    There's plenty of dangerous information in your local library that can be used for nefarious means...

  28. Summary contradicts itself somewhat? by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 1

    "Russel Smith, one of Australia's principal criminologists, is pushing for first-time computer users to be required to earn a license"

    "He said that education was secondary to better technology solutions."

    I know, I know, I must be new here... Sounds like Russel Smith is saying maybe it's worth considering in the future, once better technology is in place. Which in my book is different to "pushing" for it. To be fair the original article was a bit sensationalist about this but on this occasion the user's submission to Slashdot appears not to have been - it's the editor commentary that misleads slightly and makes it all sound very melodramatic.

    It makes for a "better" story but not better journalism.

    Wow, I really must be new here.

  29. License to shit by uassholes · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "Russel Smith, principal idiot at the Australian Institute of Morons said the concept of a "computer drivers licence" should be taken seriously as an option for combating internet-related crime." (Well OK, maybe it's not an exact quote).
    You know, a lot of inappropriate material goes down toilets into the sewage system, and which then subsequently has to be expunged from the system, at the expense of the taxpayers, or the environment.
    Isn't a license to flush toilets needed to curb these abuses?

  30. Is this for real... WTF by ammorais · · Score: 1
    Holy shit. Is this for real. I'm starting to understand how the world is so fucked up when people like this are taken seriously.

    first-time users of computers should have to earn a licence to surf the web.

    Because first time users are major responsible for ciber-crime.

    ... There's been some discussion in Europe about the use of what's called a computer drivers licence - where you have a standard set of skills people should learn before they start using computers," Dr Smith told iTnews.

    Becouse it's users that do not knowing how to browse the web responsible for computer crime.

    "At the moment we have drivers licences for cars, and cars are very dangerous machines. Computers are also quite dangerous in the way that they can make people vulnerable to fraud.

    This guy actually made this analogy. WTF???

    "I think at the starting point of it you need manufacturers of both hardware and software to devise technology that makes it difficult or impossible for people to be defrauded," Dr Smith said.

    1. Re:Is this for real... WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are the reason we need to have a license to post on slashdot.

    2. Re:Is this for real... WTF by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      How, by logging on this dangerous computer without a licence?

      AAAH killer electrons!

      --

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      ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
  31. Banks being kind ... ? by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 1

    'Dr Smith also said that Australia's banks were "being kind" when they bore the costs of cyber crime.'

    Reminds me of this (Mitchell and Webb comedy sketch on identity theft): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9ptA3Ya9E

    Key quote from that sketch: 'I'm not clear why you think it's my identity that was stolen, rather than *your* money'

  32. mission impossible by sams67 · · Score: 1
    "I think at the starting point of it you need manufacturers of both hardware and software to devise technology that makes it difficult or impossible for people to be defrauded,"

    Because obviously we have already done that for telephones.

  33. my license prevents what? by bruciferofbrm · · Score: 1

    You know, my drivers license doesn't protect me from the so called 'auto' criminals. It doesn't certify that I will not purchase products that are unsafe or illegal. Nor does it guarantee I will not be taken advantage of by so called 'auto' security experts, 'auto' technicians, or other unscrupulous parties.

    Will an operators license for my computer insure I won't crash into someone? Or that I at least know how to not crash into someone on the information super highway?

  34. Licenses do not always equate to competency by RCourtney · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the incompetence of some of the drivers I see on the roads is any indication, I doubt an internet license will ultimately be very effective either in many cases.

    1. Re:Licenses do not always equate to competency by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      True.

      People thinking driving is a right and as such driving tests are easier to allow more or less anyone to drive. Computing licences and especially driving licences so should be much harder.

    2. Re:Licenses do not always equate to competency by BountyX · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I remember when I took my driving written exam, I was allowed to answer 10 questions incorrectly. I made sure I missed the following questions:

      1. What side of the road is the proper side to drive on?
      2. What does a stop sign indicate?
      3. What does a red light indicate?
      4. What is the penalty for drunk driving?

      I was able to receive my license despite the potential lack of competency to drive on the correct side of the road, stop at stop signs, and stop at stop lights. Throw some whiskey while I drive, too. Road test did nothing, they only tested me for stoping distance, reversing and cones...

      --
      Trying to install linux on my microwave, but keep getting a kernel panic...
  35. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

    7b. Nor did you inherit millions of dollars from any Nigerians. Note that you are white and do not have any friends, relatives, acquaintances, colleagues, or coworkers in Nigeria.

  36. Why The Australian Computing Society is a Joke by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 1

    The ACS (Australian Computing Society) is considered a joke by the majority of computer professionals. A few of years ago (it may have changed) it was run by a lawyer and a recruiter. They approached Helen Coonan - the minister responsible - with the idea that every computer professional should be registered with the ACS *BY LAW* just like Doctors. Coonan being a politician didn't know any better and endorsed the idea.

    "The Australian" - a national broadsheet newspaper - ran the story and there was an outcry from computer professionals who wanted nothing to do with the ACS. They had enough letters they took a whole page and made the story bigger, and more the next week. But being a Rupert Murdoch publication, on the third week they paid for a half-page ad and in the newspaper, a sympathetic editorial appeared and the criticism stopped.

    The ACS does nothing. It's nothing like the ACM or IEEE which gives something of value for their members. The ACS does nothing other than sell you an annual membership. The only people who join are n00bs who think it makes them pros. One such n00b who couldn't find a job called the ACS for help. They were amazed that someone would even bother to call them. They eventually added professional indemnity insurance (which some real unions/professional associations do) but the $10K a year coverage they offered is so low it doesn't meet contractors requirements.

    And here the ACS is again. They can't sell to the people, so they sell to gullible politicians. But unless they can convince Rudd to pay for it with stimulus money, their plan is doomed because there is no way people will pay for it out of their own pocket. (Yeah, same thing, but you know what I mean.)

  37. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

    Getting asked for personal information doesn't motivate me to lie, it motivates me to close the browser tab, click the continue button, or if all else fails, kill the process.

  38. Welcome to the Future by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

    Sadly, something like this is probably inevitable. All it will take is a handful of cyber-attacks that actually harm the average Joe in a way that he can easily see, like taking out the local cable service.

    --
    Just because you are paranoid does not mean that no-one is out to get you.
    1. Re:Welcome to the Future by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      And RIAA hackers will prepare Australia as a test-case. With age-restriction and potential license revocation (a lifetime ban from the internet and most employment), piracy will be eliminated and $17463 billion of stolen revenue will be restored to the economy.

  39. A computing licence isn't a bad idea by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Seriously, anything to keep the jack-off spackers off the net is a bonus.

  40. "He said that education was secondary....." by nnnnnnn · · Score: 3, Funny


    Dear Sir,

    REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

    First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and 'top secret'. You have been recommended by an associate who assured me in confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitudeinvolving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence. We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped funds.

    The source of this fund is as follows: During the last Military Regime here in Nigeria, the Government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over- invoiced in various ministries. The present government set up a Contract Review Panel and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central Bank Of Nigeria ready for payment. However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated by my other colleagues in the panel to look for an overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of US$21,500,000.00 [Twenty-One Million, Five Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars]

    Hence we are writing you this letter.

    We have agreed to share the money thus:

    1. 20% for the account owner you

    2. 70% for us [ Myself and other members of my panel ]

    3. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses direct or incidental to the execution of this transaction.

    It is from the 70% that we wish to commence the importation business. Please, note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the transfer latest Ten (10) banking days from the date of the receipt of the following information, company's name, Address, Telephone and Fax number.

    The above information will enable us write letters of claim and job description respectively. This way we will use your company's name to apply for payment and re-award the contract in your company's name. We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.

    Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the above Email address.

    I will bring you into the complete picture of this pending project when I have heard from you.

    Remember this is a Deal so treat with utmost confidentiality.

                    Yours faithfully,

                    DR. YABRIL OMOTAYO

  41. And a quite good moneygrab it is by thedirektor · · Score: 1

    According to some stats found via google, australia has about 15 million computer users.

    According to some aussie goverment site a drivers licence costs about 100$ in fees, and 100$ each year for renewal.

    OTOH it only buys you 1% of a Bank of America, so maybe we should make up some other fees too, how about a CPU Fan rotation speed based environmental preservation fee or stuff....

  42. There is one more thing by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The ACS has a sweetheart deal negotiated with a clueless former government. Any computer professional coming to Oz needs to pay the ACS $$$ to write them a letter saying "The applicant is a programmer who can get work here." The ACS has a monopoly on this. No other organization is allowed to write these letters. And on migrating the applicant has to become a member of the ACS.

    I know one programmer who migrated under this scheme. Second year he kept his ACS membership fee and instead he and his family rented a beach house for a week with the money. Much better value was his conclusion.

  43. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear America:

    1. We are trying to get a firewall. We really only need one though, at the edge of our internet. This will save costs and administration hassles by passing responsibility for managing the firewall and the safety of Australians to the government. Although last time this idea was posted on slashdot you called the originator the, and I quote "Internet Villain of the Year". Make up your mind.

    2. I'm not sure about Americans, but when I get send a link with naked pictures of hot celebrities, I check it out. Who wouldn't want to see Britney Spears Naked

    3. It's good to know that you americans can afford your iPods. I can't. I will keep trying to get a free one.

    4. What does funny videos of soccer players scoring own goals have to do with safety?

    5. But what if it's my bank?

    6. But what if it IS my bank?

    Love,
    Australia,

    - This post was brought to you by the STORM botnet.

  44. ACS is a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ACS is considered a huge joke by most of the computer industry here is oz.

    They want to be seen as 'experts' but come up with stupid ides that make them look foolish.

    I personally decided that it was a better investment to join the IEEE and ACM than join the jokers at ACS.

  45. Staying up to date is the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While cars can be used metaphorically to explain most anything, the fundamentals of using a computer and the internet are not enough to safeguard anyone.
      _
    Once you learn to drive, those fundamentals don't really change from car to car year to year. Sure there are manual and automatic transmissions, but the basic mechanics of what you're doing to operate the vehicle safely is fairly constant.
      _
    The 'crucial knowledge' necessary to navigate the internet safely and with as little risk to your computer/files/identity as possible changes every day. The basics of network security stay roughly the same in principal, but the methods used both by you - to protect yourself, and by them - to compromise your security are fast changing.
      _
    Teaching fundamentals is very helpful but getting people to stay up to date with technical information is not very easy or likely. Not only that, but it involves paying attention and not clicking Yes to any and every question that your computer asks you. When people fill their computer full of virii and ask me how to avoid this in the future... I'll tell them about noscript. It sounds good to them at first, but once I get to the part about clicking 'allow' for each site/domain they trust I'm often met with a blank stare or look of disbelief. They can't be bothered to think and click every time they visit a new website, they're too busy getting out of the maze of popups that keep reproducing. Even the ones that take the initiative to install it click 'allow scripts globally' within a week or two.

  46. We are from "QuickComputerCheck" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yes.. And these checks could be done for a reasonable fee in home by licensed and bonded computer technicians (from my company, in the friendly bright red trucks!). A backup could be initiated at the same time. Just call 555-1212 and we will be right over. $52.30 a Visit, or $500 for the yearly subscription.

  47. Good Luck by mqduck · · Score: 1

    I don't know more than a bit about Australian politics, but I'm thinking this proposal is outside the realm of the realistically-possible-to-pass. However, if it did, I smell a massive civil disobedience campaign in the Land Down Under's future.

    --
    Property is theft.
  48. Anachronism by ozbird · · Score: 1

    The Australian Computer Society is an self-serving, unrepresentative old boy's network; I'm surprised they haven't died out yet along with the other dinosaurs. I was a member for a year or so when I graduated in the early 90's; I found them to be arrogant, pompous, elitist (if you're a member, you can put "Professional" on your business card!) and frankly worthless as a "professional organisation". SAGE-AU is far more worthy of that title.

  49. Licenses that are given can be taken away by scifiber_phil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Once the government gains the power to grant a license, it has the power to take away the license. Then, people start censoring themselves. (if I say the wrong thing on the internet, they'll take away my license.) I have to give my SSN every year just to get a license to fish, and the little machine checks into a state database before it will print out the license. It sure leaves no doubt as to who is the serf and who is the landed gentry in this relationship. Similar things would happen with an internet license, but worse.

    1. Re:Licenses that are given can be taken away by BountyX · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't read too much into this article. The internet is on a global scale. Weird licenses, restrictive laws, protecting yourself from you, and absolute enforcement are very much western thinking. Enforcing such a license would be very impractical. The concept is so far removed from human nature that it would significantly undermine the creditability of any agency that implemented it. If this was ever even attempted to be enforced, it would serve more as revenue generation than safety. Something similar to jaywalking where its illegal, not really enforced, but ridiculous enough so that all your foreign friends laugh at you...

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  50. Internet User License Exam by JaneTheIgnorantSlut · · Score: 1

    Using the bag of components provided, assemble your computer. Q: Does it work? A: Yes - you have passed, enjoy the internet. No - you have failed.

  51. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by Dan541 · · Score: 1

    Dear Australia:

    1. Get a hardware firewall and configure it properly.

    The governments already working on that.

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  52. Jack is back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, Jaaaaaack, I see you've moved to the land down under.

    Have fun, but they may not be as tolerant of your rude behavior as us 'mericans.

  53. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    7. your Penis will NEVER get bigger.

  54. oh those whacky Aussie government terds by purpleraison · · Score: 1

    Sure, let the drunk asshats drive around the country without restriction after chugging down who knows how much beer.... but lord help us all if a nerd on a computer gets behind the keyboard of a computer WITHOUT a license!!

    Seems like it would be smarter to require Australian politicians to hold a license (granted by the public, of course) to be a flippin politician or lawyer!

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  55. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'd probably add four more to round out the list just for sanity reasons:

    7: Learn what backing up a computer means. It does not mean shoving it as far to the wall as it will go. Every modern mainstream OS out there has a really easy way to back it up. And I mean really easy. As in plug in an external USB drive, click the program, let it do the rest of the work. One might have to set up a schedule, but that is it for difficulty. These days, basic backing up isn't hard. Backup and Restore in Windows 7 and Vista, Windows Server Backup, and Time Machine takes zero effort to set up to get working with an external drive. For more options, a third party utility like Retrospect, Carbon Copy Cloner, bru (if on UNIX), TrueImage, Backup Exec, Networker, or TSM can do virtually anything one would want with a backup program.

    8: FileVault, TrueCrypt, and dm_crypt [1] are free utilities either bundled with the OS, or easily downloaded. Bitlocker is free with some editions of Vista and Windows 7, and free with Windows Server 2008. Encrypt your stuff so that stolen hardware can be written off as lost hardware, not lost hardware and stolen data. There is also security software available for USB flash drives, so someone can't steal your term paper or Quicken bank account records. If you are blessed with Enterprise or Ultimate editions of Windows 7, BitLocker To Go is a no brainer. TrueCrypt is good, so it OS X's encrypted disk images. On the UNIX side, one can use CFS (or a variant), or encrypt an image via a mounted loopback system. There is no excuse to not encrypt information on potentially losable media. Trust me, you sleep better at night knowing that the USB flash drive you left on the table right by the vend a goat machine won't be able to be used by someone you really don't like about your Facebook habits.

    9: No, "swordfish", "hunter2", or "12345" on the luggage are not good passwords. For passwords that actually might stand up to someone guessing, there are many websites on how to make and remember passwords that cannot be brute forced on a blackhat's netbook in seconds.

    10: No, the sexy talking person of the opposite gender that mailed you that wants your attention is in reality a blackhat in another country, 300 pounds, hasn't bathed in several days, has more zits on a face than a pizza with everything on it, and just wants from you the contents of your bank account and your credit score so he can buy more WoW accounts on the black market to farm gold with.

    [1]: All major Linux releases have encrypted filesystem support available on install. On a laptop, it is foolish not to use this.

  56. how 'bout a REAL license by dltaylor · · Score: 1

    Since most of the home computers on the net are operated by ignorant (at best), stupid, and/or delusional people (else why would so many of them be part of 'bot nets and be picking up other malware?), why not a real license, like a European, NOT US, driving license. After all, their lack of competence impacts all of us, just as incompetent driving does.

    Demonstrate competence to set up and run a properly secured computer on the 'net, or pay someone else to do it, as a chauffeur or taxi driver. The equivalent of public transportation would be at libraries.

  57. Aha! by SDFanboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I called this years ago! There's no way the big boys are going to let this powerful media go uncontrolled. Soon you will need a license to run a server, a web page, everything. Every packet will carry a crypto license from an authority - routers will have hardware to check it - by law! Coming soon!

  58. Licensed idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people should get license of sanity before allowing them to make public suggestions.

  59. Incorrect assignment of blame by Jimmy_B · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Identity theft is a misleading term for bank fraud, and fighting it is the banks' responsibility, not the government's or the user's. We know how to do it, it just isn't getting done because of cost. Monetary transactions should be done with dedicated devices so that compromised computers can't be used to steal money. Reducing the number of compromised computers won't help because there are many of them and it only takes a few.

  60. If they want to do something by burning-toast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they simply HAVE to do SOMETHING about this "problem" then might I suggest incentivizing basic computer knowledge as such:

    1. Optionally attach a basic computer literacy "certification" to your written drivers test which is renewed at the same place and time (license is imprinted with a symbol similar to the organ donor stuff). Leave the price of the ID / License the same.
    2. Government $5-10 dollar tax break for persons acquiring the literacy certification with an equal portion donated to a public fund in charge of supplying our most underfunded public schools with updated computer equipment purchased from used corporate leased equipment (this would be a public bid by hardware vendors for the contracts) with an option to donate your $5-10 credit to the same.

    ISP's could be compelled to give customers with this marking a small discount on their service since they will be a slightly lower risk than others.

    If enough people got the certification I just HAVE to think that the net effect of a more educated society would have some cost savings SOMEWHERE in the economy the same way that drivers licenses have most certainly prevented or reduced the number of fatal / expensive collisions on the road.

    I'm not generally a proponent of bigger government, but if we HAD to do something and massively f-ing expensive and complicated shit like computing licenses is already on the table then I would take my above approach instead of the more Orwellian approach in the summary.

    - Toast

  61. 1984 Redux by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Hello Big Brother Smith...

  62. Liscenced and Bonded by xactuary · · Score: 0

    Leet. E Leet.

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  63. Utterly contemptible Bullshit by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Computer has: CPU
    Cellphone has: CPU
    Computer has: input pad (keyboard)
    Cellphone has: input pad (numbers and associated buttons)
    Computer has: video screen
    Cellphone has: video screen
    Computer has: audio out to a jack or speaker
    Cellphone has: audio out to a jack or speaker
    Computer has: memory RAM
    Cellphone has: memory RAM
    Computer has: memory storage (HDD or SSD)
    Cellphone has: memory storage (usually SSD)

    So, given that a cellphone is, for most intention and purpose, fundamentally a fucking COMPUTER, are they going to make people get a license so they can operate it "safely"?

    Dear Antipodean legislators considering this legislation:

    I want you to know and understand very clearly that I, Ralph Spoilsport (owner and operator of Ralph Spoilsport Motors) think you are a complete and utterly pathetic pack of nimrods and all around stupid ass knuckleheads for letting such a notion get beyond the "gee, that's a dumb idea stage". By even considering this as a possible line of action puts you at the same level of the most knuckledragging retarded dipstick government reps normally only found in the Middle East or Red State America.

    If you actually pass this legislation, I hope your arms swell up and drop off.

    RS

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    1. Re:Utterly contemptible Bullshit by deniable · · Score: 1

      So, given that a cellphone is, for most intention and purpose, fundamentally a fucking COMPUTER, are they going to make people get a license so they can operate it "safely"?

      Given what I've seen people do with mobile phones, both in and out of cars, HELL YES!

  64. How about a license to breed first by grapeape · · Score: 1, Redundant

    That would have a much greater effect at making the world a better place

    1. Re:How about a license to breed first by mqduck · · Score: 1
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  65. psh by Hojima · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't doubt that they eventually use that as an excuse. Some idiots should have a license to breathe (which I would promptly reject and make the punishment for violation death by anal rape).

  66. it works in china by dotar · · Score: 1

    Seriously, when they sign up for "free websites" they give their real information INCLUDING their student ID number. Have you ever wondered why the government catches so many political dissidents? It's because they all give their addresses on the internet! It's the biggest wraught ever! Why should we be surprised Australia=China, our prime-minister's half Chinese.

  67. punish the banks by speedtux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dr Smith also said that Australia's banks were "being kind" when they bore the costs of cyber crime.

    No, they are simply taking advantage of their customers. Banks should be considered criminally negligent when their customers are victims of identify theft, since the technology to protect their customers exists and is not all that expensive, and the banks and their staff should be punished accordingly.

    1. Re:punish the banks by IRWolfie- · · Score: 1

      Why punish the staff for a company failure?

    2. Re:punish the banks by speedtux · · Score: 1

      Why punish the staff for a company failure?

      What exactly do you think this kind of "company failure" is? It's a deliberate decision by specific persons at the company to ignore standard security practices. Since it is a deliberate decision that causes others harm, those people should be held personally responsible, and they shouldn't be able to hide behind the company.

      Being a company employee does not shield you from prosecution for criminal negligence or fraud.

  68. Ready the padded cell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Russel Smith needs a new cozy home.

  69. Not trying to be pedantic here, but... by rts008 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most people forget that a passport is a relatively recent "invention" of governments. Prior to the 20th Century, and even throughout most of the 20th Century, most ordinary citizens did not have a passport when traveling between countries. This was originally a device to indicate some sort of diplomatic status and to certify that status on an official basis.

    While I do agree with most of your post, I had to question this one aspect. The term/word passport is a modern one, the working concept of 'passports' is an old one dating back to at least 450 B.C. in the Persian Empire. Maybe even older for all we/I know.
    You are correct in stating that it was mostly a diplomatic status and to certify that status on an official basis until recently, but not a new concept. :-)

    This said, telling somebody from a law-enforcement agency that they don't need to see your identification is generally frowned upon as those in law enforcement love to be in charge and in control. A lack of ID puts the officer at a distinct disadvantage as they simply don't know how to react to a perfect stranger with no background as to who that person might be.

    Yes, and yes.
    However, in the USA(IIRC), unless you are operating a motor vehicle** on the gov't. owned roads, you have no legal obligation to show ID to law enforcement on demand.If they feel they have reason to arrest you, it is still their burden to establish who you are for booking you...no matter what tripe they try on you about how it is illegal to deny them your identity.(and they will try this!!!)

    Because of all of the fscked laws enacted here in the USA, it can be a grey area and huge can of worms to sort out(see: vagrancy laws), but bottom line is you do not have to ID yourself by Fed. law(which trumps State law) unless you are served with a warrant.
    Having said this, it is usually cheaper/easier to cooperate on the ID thing, but YMMV GREATLY!
    Hint: check your Federal, State, and Local laws...do some research if it matters to you, and 'stick by yer guns!'
    *disclaimer: IANAL*

    **In the USA, almost all, if not all States require signing a waiver when you get your Driver's License to agree to show your ID when requested by a law enforcement officer when operating a motor vehicle on the public roadways-it is a requirement...no debate...it is a condition that must be met to keep your driver's license valid.(However, the passengers do not have this same onerous requirement most places, depending on circumstances...again, YMMV)

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    1. Re:Not trying to be pedantic here, but... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Fed. law (which trumps State law)

      This is not correct, since sometimes State law trumps federal law (per the Constitution). For example just a few years ago the Supreme Court invalidated a federal law that required schools to be drug-free zones. The Constitution gives that power to regulate schools to the State, not the U.S. (amendment 10), so the federal law was voided.

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  70. Soundbite==worthless.... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Lack of sufficient data to compute....

    What are you trying to say?

    Define $OTHER_PARTY, and ruining the country.

    Where is the '-5 hopelessly ambiguious/-5 delusional' mod?

    Can you clear this up for the rest of the world outside of your Mom's basement, and your pea-sized brain?

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    1. Re:Soundbite==worthless.... by rhathar · · Score: 1

      '-1 Takes Himself Way Too Seriously'

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    2. Re:Soundbite==worthless.... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      And how did your post clear up the issue?

      Great soundbite for the unwashed masses, but what is your point?

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    3. Re:Soundbite==worthless.... by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Dude, quit bitching and learn how to read a thread. You do realize that some "soundbytes" are not posted in a fucking vaccuum right?

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    4. Re:Soundbite==worthless.... by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      that wooshing sound you hear? That's a perfectly good joke blowing right over your head.

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    5. Re:Soundbite==worthless.... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      His point is you are an uptight fucktard who desperately needs to lose his virginity. I agree.

  71. History classes are wasted, apparently.... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    quote>Theft, rape, and murder. This is why there are security guards.

    The correct order is :
    RAPE, PILLAGE, and BURN!

    If you foul up the order/protocol, then it is you own mistake.

    Turn in your geek/nerd card on the way out...don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
    *sheesh*

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    1. Re:History classes are wasted, apparently.... by chromas · · Score: 1

      Burn, rape, pillage and spam

  72. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by rabiddeity · · Score: 1

    They should put that on billboards and every other kind of public service announcement all over the world. Not that it would work particularly well, but over time it might. Like the gradual reduction of smoking in the US.

    Maybe send it through email?

  73. I just looked it up. That Statute is great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Works on electrical and pavement,. Makes me hold the Department of Motor Vehicles in that much more contempts for converting a lawful mode of movement into a privilege granted by an agency that doesn't have any standing other than regulate commerce on the same roads and have no jurisdiction on Right to Public Vehicular Travel.

    Whoever modded you down should have their geek-card and creds revoked for failing to read and comprehend the DMV compiled for his or her state.

  74. Speaking Of Licensing by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does Australia not license criminologists? Failure to do so can result in all manner of self-promoting twits making claims about themselves in order to get listened to long when they rant. In the US this is often seen when private investigators can't make enough money at their primary occupation (installing home and car security systems) and start charging people to listen to them hold forth on anything they think they've wrapped their head around. What makes me draw that parallel is the fact that I see nothing on the AIC web site that says they have a "principal criminologist". Also, keep in mind we do license PIs, but that doesn't stop them from acting a fool in other areas, which seems to be the case here.

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  75. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot: don't run Windows.

  76. Hearing or sales pitch ? by dko1625 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "education was secondary to better technology solutions" - was it a hearing or a sales pitch ? I think this quote say it all "The best AV product resides in the cerebral cortex", so start teaching some common sense in school or even better at home. Like you help your kids with homework, I think it is n execellent idea to help them surf safely. I don't care how much parental control sw you install, that is not going to teach anyone common sense or safe surfing.
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  77. years behind by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These so-called experts are years behind what we know in the field.

    Yes, user education matters. A little.

    For example, years ago when "Phishing" was the big buzzword of the day, research revealed that computer "dummies" were pretty bad at distinguishing those phishing mails that came through the filters from genuine stuff. But security experts didn't score much better.

    We could certainly wish for a beginner's course to teach people some Netiquette, and tell them that it's a big, bad world out there and stop crying if not everyone works the way you want it, and that that's not because of the technology but because there's a lot of humans sitting on the other side.

    But from a security POV, it hardly matters. Give the bucks to lawyers so they can write up some software quality requirement laws and software product liability laws. You'll do ten times as much good.

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  78. wow by kregg · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want to be on what ever this guy is on. As an alternative, people could stop using Windows Bot.NET

  79. Re:License to mod by Informative · · Score: 1

    Parent is not offtopic.

  80. Everything is a computer by BountyX · · Score: 1

    I can see it now:

    You need a license to operate that cell phone.
    You need a license to operate that graphing calculator.
    You need a license to operate that blow-up doll, it does run linux and tweets an orgasm with an ardino chip.

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  81. Private? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Lots of businesses and institutions are public by nature but have a brain fart when trying to deal with it.

    How difficult would it have been to give the guy a temporary ID or to simply ask what his business on the place was and then corroborate his history, before herding him to the "security office"?

    The security officers of any institution are in many instances the public face of that institution.

    Which kind of face do you want to present to the public? The illogically paranoid one?

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    1. Re:Private? by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      How difficult would it have been to give the guy a temporary ID or to simply ask what his business on the place was and then corroborate his history

      or, call me crazy, just leave him alone if he wasn't doing anything wrong?

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  82. Funnily .... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... officially you don't need a passport to leave most countries.

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  83. Networking effects of stupidity by HigH5 · · Score: 1

    The more the internet is popular, the more idiots and internet analfabets join the global network, the more will internet look like Wild West. A lot of people don't know the basic security measures and practice for safely living on the web. For example, a local shop got their only web-connected computer infected with Conficker and God-knows-whatnot. They use it for browsing the web and interaction with the bank. Besides that, they use it for printing the customer pictures inserting the customer USB keys into it. The AV can't update itself, WinXP limps, but it still works. I warned them I should fix their computer ASAP because it threatens their banking account, prolly infects customers USB key etc... They agreed with me, but they really can't afford the downtime eventhough I promised them I would make sure the downtime would be minimal. After two months the owner still didn't contact me, although he's 3 meters away from where I work. I would ban the access to the internet for that kind of people if you ask me.

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  84. Not so big on the "required" part by smchris · · Score: 1

    But there must be synchronicity in the air. A couple weeks ago I did the tag along to Best Buy to give my punditry on which laptop I'd choose and I jokingly told her the same thing. That every new user should be required to learn _not_ to download that neat free Windows screensaver, that the email from her bank isn't, and she should take bread from the mouths of Geek Squad by learning to do her own bare metal to a USB drive (oh, on a solstice?) and the like.
     

  85. TripleJ by Dracophile · · Score: 1

    Phone this in as a nomination for the Friday F---wit.

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  86. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by Dracophile · · Score: 1

    Nah, we should email it to everyone in our address books and importune them to pass it on.

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  87. As a new employee @ the World Bank, you have to... by herojig · · Score: 1

    As a new employee @ the World Bank, you have to take a class to get certified before being issued an office phone. While on the outside, this looks like a responsible training practice, on the inside it seems to be establishment of control and an insult to one's intelligence, especially since this agency hires quite a few PhDs'. Nanny-state agencies and government bodies love these kinds of ideas, while a rational business person does not. If they did, Banks would require licenses to use ATMs.

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  88. computers can be dangerous by Fifth+Earth · · Score: 1

    One word: Botnets. If everyone that used a computer on the internet was educated in how to avoid downloading malicious software, how to recognize when their computer may be infected, and how to remove said malware, we could put a major dent in the proliferation of botnets, which I think everyone will agree are one of the prime real threats to global cybersecurity today.

    Remember: it may take one hacker to program a botnet, but its takes thousands of ignorant people to run one. A little required education could go a long way. The exact implementation of a "computer licence" may need some work, but there are some real possible benefits.

  89. Slashdot calls for "license to be a Crime Expert" by ProfanityHead · · Score: 1

    It kills me how people declare themselves experts.

  90. Ham Radio Anyone? by this_is_art · · Score: 1

    It seems like no one here has heard of ham radio licenses. Check out one of the license study manuals sometime to get an idea of what such a process could conceivably look like. Ham radio is now pretty mature compared to "amateur computing", but the license requirements, if I recall correctly, were intended to raise the level of competency within the ranks of radio hobbyists. Don't forget that back in the day, ham operators would be up late at night in the attic or the basement exchanging cryptic technical messages with similarly inclined souls all over the world. Does that sound familiar? Just a few months ago here in Santa Clara Valley some deliberate fiber optic sabotage took out land line phones, cell phone service (the back haul routes were blocked), internet service and of course 911 service for quite a large pool of users. Ham radio club volunteers provided point to point communication services to augment emergency agency radio services. That doesn't mean that computer licensing is necessarily a good idea, but it would be nice to see the debate center around analogies that are actually relevant in the technical arena.

  91. Re:Basic safety steps - Saving AU $500k in dev cos by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

    That's fucking awesome. Got any pictures of that?

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  92. Priceless by Teferison · · Score: 1

    Europeans have developed this "Americans are dumb" paradigm

    +

    There's nothing more idiotic (or dangerous) than a person stereotyping a group of people.

    = ?

  93. Next step: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    "Speeding" tickets, as the logical next step in net-non-neutrality.

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  94. This is terrible!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has worked as a computer technition I think this is terrible!! 90% of my jobs were due to the stupidity of the user, if they become computer literate then I would surly loose my job!