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  1. Coincidence? on New Laser System Targets Mosquitoes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Standing water in your backyard can serve as a breeding ground for mosquitoes, so we advise installing at least a few sharks.

  2. Re:Any idea what it is? on Norton Users Worried By PIFTS.exe, Stonewalling By Symantec · · Score: 1

    More likely, the virus was written specifically for that school's particular network and that school's particular computers. And like Windows viruses, the virus in question was probably written for a single security hole. However, unlike Windows, (and you all know what I'm about to say)... the security hole was probably due to bad network administration.

    I've found Linux to be secure out-of-the-box, barring user incompetence. Dictionary-word root password, with SSH on the default port? Might as well be asking to be hacked.

  3. Why am I not surprised? on Apple Mac Mini 1TB Upgrade — Not Easy But Possible · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The amount of work involved in upgrading a Mac has, usually, been excessive. Probably the worst example of this are the old PowerPC-based Macintoshes like the Performa 6400. The case was made from layer upon layer of plastic and metal panels that each snapped, screwed, or slid into place in ridiculous ways. I always wondered why they even bothered to include PCI slots on these machines, when it was such a pain to get to them.

  4. Re:these guys don't get out much? on Human Eye Could Detect Spooky Action At a Distance · · Score: 1

    An avalanche cascade of crazy whacked out girlfriend stories, maybe.

  5. Re:Donate them. on How Do I Put Unused Servers To Work? · · Score: 1

    Or, you could run Crysis in software rendering mode.

    Unfortunately, the bandwidth between the graphics card and your CPU is several orders of magnitude faster than the connections between your network of servers. So, while you could probably render some heavily-detailed games in software on these machines, the overall framerate would probably suffer as the data slowly trickled from the main CPU out to all the servers.

  6. Bravo! on Ubuntu Wipes Windows 7 In Benchmarks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly Microsoft has been listening to us. Vista takes up a whole 8.2GB, while Windows 7 takes up a mere 7.9GB. I can't wait to get a crack at this smaller, slimmer version of Windows!

  7. Re:Month on Microsoft To Kill Windows 7 Beta Februrary 10th · · Score: 1

    It's right after Januaury (which I've seen more than once). I'm not sure what it is about months that makes them so hard to spell.

  8. It's dead - for now on Sun Open Sources the Netscape Enterprise Server · · Score: 0

    I'm certain that someone will come along and make it worth considering. It's happened with every other newly-open-sourced-commercial-product that I can think of.

  9. Re:Cairo on Wiretapping Program Ruled Legal · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up. The internment of Japanese Americans is a sad part of United States history, and is not something to be pointed to as an example of "hey, it's tradition!".

    Secret courts and secret prisons exist to be abused by those who are in charge of them.

  10. XKCD is always almost relevent. on Woman Unable To Recognize Voices, Unless It's Sean Connery · · Score: 2, Funny

    Could this be related to Freemanic Paracusia?

  11. Obligatory on AT&T Begins a Trial To Cap, Meter Internet Usage · · Score: 1

    250GB should be enough for anyone.

  12. Re:Forget black or female president... on Poll Finds 23 Percent of Texans Think Obama is Muslim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's see...
    Republican Christians will claim the Athiest is the antichrist.
    Democrat Christians will claim the Athiest is too Fundamentalist(TM).
    Republican Athiests will never get any airtime.
    Conspiracy theorists will still claim he's Muslim. In chain emails.

  13. Re:And even if he was on Poll Finds 23 Percent of Texans Think Obama is Muslim · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Because if he's lying about something simple like religion, it makes you wonder what else he is lying about.
    What, you expected a bigoted response? Sometimes explaining away the other side as racist/foolish/bigots doesn't work.

  14. Re:The changeover went like a Breezy Badger on Wikimedia Simplifies By Moving To Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    can't seem to get straight which one's their ass and which one's their elbow. I'm sure comparative Goatse's of each would help them out.

  15. Re:Teleportation? on First Secure Quantum Crypto Network Up and Running · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, xkcd is always almost relevant.

  16. Sentience... on Geneticist Claims Human Evolution Is Over · · Score: 1

    ...tends to change everything. Any natural evolution would be insignificant compared to the genetically-engineered self-evolution that is becoming increasingly possible.

  17. Ah... on Linux Turns 17 Today · · Score: 1

    Ah, the good old days, when websites were short and to-the-point: "nic.funet.fi"

    Of course, this was back when colleges and universities ran most of the popular hacker sites. before the dark time. Before Microsoft.

    Now everything's "msdn.microsoft.com", buried six pages deep in active server pages.

  18. Re:So essentially on Matt Hazard Returns · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't help but get the feeling that someone got impatient waiting for DNF and decided to take matters into their own hands. And like DNF, it quickly became a joke.

  19. Poor planning... on "Iron Man" Release Brings Down Paramount's Servers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...from companies who have also bought into DRM. Go figure, right?

    That optional, downloadable content would slow down the movie itself is just another extension of the two minutes of FBI warning I am forced to sit through when I play a DVD in a standard player.

    How much further will this go before the majority of people begin to care?

  20. Re:Hermit on Will ParanoidLinux Protect the Truly Paranoid? · · Score: 1

    I'm building my own computer, but it's so hard to find transistors I can trust.

  21. Viral marketing on Matt Hazard Returns · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's amazing how well it works. It looks like people have already started to copy and repost the Matt hazard YouTube videos.

  22. Re:Cognitive Science: This sounds familiar on Seeing With Your Skin? · · Score: 1

    Which brings up another interesting application of this technology. If people could have their vision "remapped" soon after birth, they would grow up with completely normal vision.

  23. Re:Done before, using different sensory organ on Seeing With Your Skin? · · Score: 1

    Except that the human brain isn't some cheap CPU. Given a little information, we can extrapolate a whole hell of a lot. For example, by rotating the camera back and forth a litle bit, I am sure that the "25 pixels" would become much, much more information in your brain.

  24. What is this world coming to? on MI6 Terror Photos, Data Accidentally Sold On Ebay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The police not only failed to have him shipped off to Guantanamo Bay, they actually replaced his £1,000 computer that they had seized it as evidence?

  25. What is the world coming to? on MI6 Terror Photos, Data Accidentally Sold On Ebay · · Score: 0

    The police actually replaced his £1,000 computer after the seized it as evidence? Apparently Bush's foreign relations need to do better work. Here in the States he would have been shipped off to Gitmo, never mind the seized computer.