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  1. Childbirth? on Dad Delivers Baby Using Wiki · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's an app for that.

  2. *yawn* on LHC Reaches Record Energy · · Score: 1

    Wake me up when it's "over nine thousaand" teraelectronvolts.

  3. Re:Windows 8.. on Microsoft To Switch Focus To Windows 8 In July 2010 · · Score: 1

    Longerhorn.

  4. Re:Many users are hoping for a formal recall on Dell Defect Turning 2.2GHz CPU Into 100MHz CPU? · · Score: 1

    I used MIPS, you insensitive clod!

  5. Re:Give some credit on Microsoft Takes Responsibility For GPL Violation · · Score: 1

    I don't think Microsoft will keep a GPL program floating around when they could could put a few developers on the project and have an identical (Microsoft-owned) tool in a matter of days.

    If it were me, I'd keep it around as a reminder to do better code reviews!

  6. Re:They'll stuff it up on Lockheed Snags $31 Million To Reinvent the Internet, Microsoft To Help · · Score: 1

    For the last time, FOSS does not live or die based on interoperability with closed-source standards. Look at the .docx file format. How long did we have to wait go get competent FOSS text editors compatible with it? I don't know where this belief started. FOSS does not "die" when nobody uses it, because the people who use it do not develop for it. The much-anticipated "year of the linux desktop" is meaningless because very few of those desktop users will ever become a software developer.

    So, Microsoft can take all the end-users they want, the real developers develop not for personal gain or furthered relations with the closed-source world... They do so out of a belief that there should be free alternatives to everything Microsoft and Co. churn out.

  7. 3D screen on 3D Fingerprinting — Touchless, More Accurate, and Faster · · Score: 1

    This is obviously the first killer app for the 3D laptop: http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/10/14/1739214

  8. Not the engineers fault on CT Scan "Reset Error" Gives 206 Patients Radiation Overdose · · Score: 5, Funny

    Requiring that doctors RTFM is the first step.

  9. This is why FOSS survives. on FOSS Sexism Claims Met With Ire and Denial · · Score: 1

    I can't come out of the woodwork every time FOSS is targeted by trolls, but every once in awhile I have to make an exception. FOSS is like a reverse-idiocracy. Those who are easily swayed by popular opinion will undoubtedly leave FOSS for more PR-competent grounds (Microsoft, etc.). Those of us who evaluate software on it's merits, instead of the failings of the spokespersons for that software, will continue to use FOSS and reap the benefits.
    But let's get back to developers. If you are angered by the sexism displayed by certain members of the FOSS community, you will most likely be reluctant to contribute to the projects represented by those individuals. Thus, any public outcry against those individuals should be welcomed, but sadly most of the outcry is Microsoft FUD in disguise, which is not aimed at the individuals, but the FOSS movement as a whole.

  10. Of course on Microsoft Says Google Chrome Frame Makes IE Less Secure · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course it doubles the attack rate of malicious scripts... It makes Javascript run twice as fast.

    In other news, Microsoft has said that Moores Law is a security risk, because viruses can install themselves twice as fast every 18 months.

  11. Id Tech 4 maybe? on Linux Port For id's Tech 5 Graphics Engine Unlikely · · Score: 1

    With the recent sale of Id to ZeniMax, it seems unlikely, despite Carmack's continued promises, that Id Tech 4 will be open-sourced either.

  12. oblig on DARPA Builds Smarter Version of Microsoft's Clippy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our new digital overlord.

  13. Re:And Valve is no where? on The Best Game Engines · · Score: 1

    Bioshock was based on old Unreal Technology, so comparing it to HL2 is disingenuous.

    The Source engine has been lagging behind the other major game engines for quite some time now. INcluding it in the discussion of "best" game engines would be something of a joke. Perhaps when the category is "best games to make mods for", then it will have a place.

  14. Re:Finally on Virgin-Universal Deal Offers Unlimited Music, Goes After File Sharers · · Score: 1

    I should probably follow this up with a clarification... How do they know who is sharing files legally or illegally? So yes, I do indeed see a problem with this.

  15. Simply punishing file-sharers without offering a reasonable DRM-free alternative is a bad idea. But I don't see a problem with this.

  16. DTMF on Human Language Gene Changes How Mice Squeak · · Score: 1

    Thanks a LOT guys. Now I'll have even MORE trouble explaining to the Average Joe the difference between a computer mouse and a dialup modem, what with the dual-tone mice scurrying around!

  17. Re:Someday maybe. on HTML 5 As a Viable Alternative To Flash? · · Score: 1

    I use wget, and just imagine what the page looks like in my head.

    I can almost run javascript!

  18. Re:Someday maybe. on HTML 5 As a Viable Alternative To Flash? · · Score: 1

    IE will make a big deal out of it to the corporate types. "In three more versions of IE, we'll support HTML 5! Yay!" Firefox will support HTML 5 the next day (or maybe that evening). Opera will spend years developing a secure version of HTML 5, which will actually not be very secure once users get ahold of it. Lynx users will laugh, and go back to cursing Yahoo for being unreadable for the past decade.

  19. eBay on Options For a Laptop With a Broken Screen? · · Score: 1

    The chances are good that someone out there has that same laptop with a bad motherboard and a good scree; check eBay.

  20. Not news on New Type of 3D Game Controller Harnesses MEMS Gyro · · Score: 1

    So, they can now make a MEMS device which can detect two axes at once. How is this different from simply using two MEMS gyroscopes, one for each axis?

    Technology is expensive at first, but after a few years it's cheap enough to make it's way into consumer electronics. News at 11.

  21. Re:I would just love to see... on Microsoft Releases Super-Secure XP to US Air Force · · Score: 1

    Most likely there will be several copies of this available starting today. Much like "Windows 8" and "Star Wars 7" are available on torrent sites.

  22. Security on Windows 7 Starter Edition — 3 Apps Only · · Score: 1

    Finally Microsoft is limiting users to only three viruses.

  23. Finally some justification on Google Open Sources Updater · · Score: 3, Insightful

    to the "do no evil" slogan.

    And of course, this goes hand-in-hand with keeping Chromium easy to use.

  24. Um.. on Windows 95 Almost Autodetected Floppy Disks · · Score: 1

    Typical narrow-minded Microsoft thinking. Couldn't they have just done the autodetect, then immediately tried to read from it, remember which result was correct?

  25. Uhoh... on Homebrew Microcontroller Laptop, Made of Wood · · Score: 1

    The idea of running Linux on a PicAxe microcontroller must excite a lot of people... Every link to a project or explanation of "linaxe" results in 404 errors and more 404 errors.