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New Laser System Targets Mosquitoes

An anonymous reader writes "In the Cold War the so-called 'Star Wars defense system' proposed using lasers to destroy incoming Soviet missiles. In a 2007 brainstorming session aimed at combating malaria, Dr. Lowell Wood, the architect of that system, proposed modifying his original idea to kill mosquitoes. The cover of today's Wall Street Journal contains an article that highlights this initiative as well as a few others, like using a giant flashlight to disrupt mosquitoes' vision and using the insects to vaccinate, in the war against malaria. The system is intelligent enough to avoid noncombatants like humans and butterflies and can even tell the difference between females, the blood-drinkers, and males. My favorite quote: 'We'd be delighted if we destabilize the human-mosquito balance of power.'"

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  1. First post? by mrwolf007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone else got hit by lasers?

    1. Re:First post? by thrillseeker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Caution ... do not look into mosquito killing device with remaining eye.

    2. Re:First post? by hador_nyc · · Score: 1

      Someone should have told Hannibal!

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    3. Re:First post? by Barryke · · Score: 1

      (sorry about hitchhiking this post)

      Comedy video: TellSell selling this as a product.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSIWpFPkYrk

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    4. Re:First post? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      I've wanted to do something like this for years, the only thing that stops me exactly that - any focussed radiation powerful enough to pop a mosquito would do worse to my retina.

      I'd guess focussed sound would be a better option, use 3-4 heavy duty subwoofers, phased so that they interfere constructively to produce a massive pressure spike where your mozzie is flying.

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    5. Re:First post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*WOOOOOOF*SPLAT*

    6. Re:First post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original purpose of the system was only to kill mosquitoes anyway but they were ashamed to say it openly.

  2. Interesting system... by Millennium · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but where are you supposed to keep the sharks?

    1. Re:Interesting system... by internerdj · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your moat. It isn't an evil lair if you don't have a moat. You are the kind of guy who tells the hero your plans after capturing him aren't you?

    2. Re:Interesting system... by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      What if your moat is filled with liquid hot magma!? Uh hahahaha... muah HAHAHA... etc...

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    3. Re:Interesting system... by gilleain · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then you have to genetically engineer lava-sharks to put your lasers on.

    4. Re:Interesting system... by interkin3tic · · Score: 0

      Thanks for ruining it. Before I read your post I was thinking "Man, that is awesome!" Now I'm just thinking "Boooring: no sharks."

    5. Re:Interesting system... by Belial6 · · Score: 0

      Obviously, flying sharks is the current bottleneck that they are working on to complete this system.

    6. Re:Interesting system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I suppose you could breed Shark Boy and Lava Girl...wait...are they siblings? Is this Kentucky? Lava Sharks with low IQs and extra fins, anyone?

    7. Re:Interesting system... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      You are using English. Please learn the difference between loose and lose; they're, there, and their; your and you're.

      Certainly. I wouldn't want loose grammar to lose an audience; they're there for their purposes, you're quite right.

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  3. I would be delighted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would be delighted if this wasn't the best thing we got out of yet another multibillion dollar Republican boondoggle.

    Next time you guys want to bitch about the defecit, just look at what your military boondoggles contribute to it.

  4. And then? by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm a little concerned by this. Suppose you disrupt the vision of mosquitoes. If it turns out to have permanent effects on the mosquitoes, they'll be easy prey for predators. Fewer mosquitoes... but then perhaps fewer predators, or more pressure on other potential prey. Suddenly other species go unchecked or apex predators have less food because that ecological niche filled by mosquitoes is empty. Am I the only one who thinks that humans need to stop fucking around the with the order of things and deal with it? Finding a cure for malaria (in our own bodies, which we're at liberty to fuck with) makes a lot more sense than disrupting ecosystems that were doing perfectly fine before we came along.

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    1. Re:And then? by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You've obviously never been kept awake all night by a mosquito that, every time you start nodding off, buzzes past your ear! I have. Even if there were no threat of malaria, I'd still be saying "Die you annoying little buzzing mother-fuckers! Die! Die! Die!" How 'bout if we set the lasers up over water to fry the little 6-legged bastards and then let fish eat them... don't you think the fish would appreciate a freshly cooked meal for a change?

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    2. Re:And then? by CyprusBlue113 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed, we were much better off when rats roamed the streets unchecked. Think of the poor snakes!

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    3. Re:And then? by maxume · · Score: 1

      You need to try to imagine more mosquitoes. A hell of a lot more.

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    4. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Am I the only one who thinks that humans need to stop fucking around the with the order of things and deal with it?

      Nope, but then again we're part of that ecosystem and our goal is to thrive within it often at the expense of other species. I'm not saying we shouldn't ask the questions you're asking in an effort to avoid unintended consequences but to automatically assume that we shouldn't shape the ecosystem to our needs is a bit silly. What we want to avoid is damaging ourselves through damaging the ecosystem.

    5. Re:And then? by davester666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, instead of just disrupting her vision with a laser, I divorced her...

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    6. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Although bats and Purple Martins can be prodigious consumers of insects, many of which are pests, less than 1% of their diet typically consists of mosquitoes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito

      There are no known mosquito predators that eat only mosquitoes.

    7. Re:And then? by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I understand what you're saying, -- seriously, we would probably agree on a lot of things -- but where mosquitoes are a real health hazard, there tend not to be adequate predators. The two issues kind-of go hand in hand.

      It's much easier to have these concerns in a first world country where the issue has been controlled. I hope you appreciate that someone living in the Sahel may feel differently.

      I'm a little concerned that we'll reach a point where we tell a third world country, where significant numbers of people are dying of malaria, "We have this technology that will make a profound difference in the mosquito vector, but we're not going to allow you to use it because we're concerned about potential, but as-yet unspecified damage to your environment. Hope the fever gets better."

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    8. Re:And then? by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Informative

      > Am I the only one who thinks that humans need to stop fucking around the with the order
      > of things and deal with it?

      Unfortunately, no.

      > Finding a cure for malaria (in our own bodies, which we're at liberty to fuck with)

      But then we won't be able to transmit it to mosquitos, which are also negatively affected by it. More mosquitos... but then pressure on other prey. Suddenly other species go extinct or apex predators populations explode because that of the oversupply of mosquitos.

      The same argument can be applied to many diseases. Obviously, we must stop trying to control disease and just learn to deal with it.

      Get this through your head: there is no "order of things." God/Gaia/Mother Nature does not exist and never did. Eden never happened.

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    9. Re:And then? by barc0001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Permanent effects? I hope this system has permanent effects on the mosquitos, and that permanent effect is they fucking die. There are TRILLIONS of the goddamn things on this planet. Carving out a bunch of yard sized pockets where the little bloodsuckers can't go without meeting hot laser death is not going to make even the slightest dent in their overall population. Even if these systems blanketed every urban area on the planet, we'd probably still only nail 2% of them. Species wise, that's a rounding error on a census.

    10. Re:And then? by Samschnooks · · Score: 1

      Would someone think of the bats! Think of the poor little cut cuddly starving bats!

    11. Re:And then? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't normally advocate genocide (after the first cup of coffee), but when it comes to mosquitos I find it hard to come up with compelling arguments against.

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    12. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hawks are endangered...

      I mean, don't get me wrong: I'm much happier without the plague.

    13. Re:And then? by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Aren't there cases where we need to sometimes give nature a 'helping hand'. Can't think of any atm, but I'm sure I remember something.

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    14. Re:And then? by vlm · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm a little concerned that we'll reach a point where we tell a third world country, where significant numbers of people are dying of malaria, "We have this technology that will make a profound difference in the mosquito vector, but we're not going to allow you to use it because we're concerned about potential, but as-yet unspecified damage to your environment. Hope the fever gets better"

      For a good time, search and replace cute and cuddly mosquitoes with civilian nuclear power.

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    15. Re:And then? by Chees0rz · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've obviously never been to Maine. I am willing to take the risk so that I can go camping in the summer time!
      Now that I've moved out to California- whenever I hear "It's buggy"- I just have to laugh.
      You don't know "buggy" until you've seen a giant mosquito eat a small child... in fact...

      THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

    16. Re:And then? by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 2, Informative

      Which is why I say we wipe em out.

    17. Re:And then? by quarterbuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You have no idea about the scale of the problem if you have not lived in Tropical areas. There are way more mosquitoes in the swamps/forests and preying on animals than are there in homes. We can install one of these laser doohickeys in every home and we still will have killed only a fraction of all mosquitoes in the world.

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    18. Re:And then? by CannonballHead · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Get this through your head: there is no "order of things." God/Gaia/Mother Nature does not exist and never did. Eden never happened.

      Amazing logic :) Whether or not God exists is not necessarily the question here; however, "Gaia" or "Mother Nature" certainly does not. While there are definitely laws of "nature" and natural this or that, there is definitely not some conscious "mother nature" sort of thing.

      And for the record, as far as this as it relates to the concept of God (assuming a Christian/Biblical concept of God), I don't think many monotheistic religions (and certainly not Biblical Christianity) will assert that the way things are now is "perfect" and humans should not touch it lest we disturb the perfect balance of nature. That seems to be more of a pagan, pantheistic or eastern religion sort of idea... or, I suppose, can vaguely come out of an atheistic evolutionary idea, but IMO that's also not being ideologically honest (it seems to me that an atheistic evolutionist would believe that humans are just part of the evolutionary chain and thus can't "disrupt" nature, they ARE nature, just like monkeys, rabbits, and fish.. and mosquitoes..). You seem inclined to that ideological position, though, so feel free to correct me on the worldview consistency there.

      Anyways. Main point: assuming there is some perfect/balanced natural order that humans are disrupting seems like it would require a strange syncretism of "god" and paganism... i.e., that there is some impersonal force behind "nature" that keeps it running/balanced and disrupting it is dangerous. That's definitely not a traditional concept of "God," hence my disagreement with you associating it, there. Actually, the mother nature/gaia sorts of ideas seem to coincide more with RPGs like Baldur's Gate and Neverwinter Nights more than anything else I can think of (Druids and their 'deities,' the whole "true neutral" idea, the "balance," yin-yang eastern ideas, etc). Which as influenced the new-age movements, I suppose.

    19. Re:And then? by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Is that you, Pleakly ?

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    20. Re:And then? by vlm · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't normally advocate genocide (after the first cup of coffee), but when it comes to mosquitos I find it hard to come up with compelling arguments against.

      How bout the genocide of the cute and cuddly smallpox virus? Poor defenseless mother earth once again at the mercy of evil scientists, especially those horrible exploiting capitalists.

      I'm sure we can keep some mosquitoes in a liquid nitrogen freezer just in case... until they escape, anyway...

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    21. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this system got wide spread adoption in farms and towns etc.. then it could bias and so reduced pollinator insects (e.g. Bees etc...), then it would be a major problem for disrupting the food chain which would affect plants and many animals, including us. (Plus for it to be sufficient to reduce mosquitoes, then it would be sufficient to badly affect pollinator insects). Bees for example, are in enough trouble surviving as it is now, without adding another system of engineering the environment without considering the wider implications for other forms of life like bees etc..

    22. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's drop you off in the Northwest Territories for a week in July and see if you feel the same way afterwards

    23. Re:And then? by Camann · · Score: 1

      Yes, think of the snakes! What will they eat now?

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    24. Re:And then? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or consider DDT in the very same War on (Some) Malaria.

    25. Re:And then? by Creepy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      or the Dragonflies, and they are thinking of them by avoiding the male mosquitoes. If you think mosquito SDI will even have a tiny impact on their population, move somewhere like northern Wisconsin or pretty much anywhere in Minnesota during a rainy summer. Your mini laser will probably burn out its barrel just nailing a small percentage of the females.

    26. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who thinks that humans need to stop fucking around the with the order of things and deal with it?

      You say that, yet the rest of your argument is that we should not deal with the problem.

    27. Re:And then? by MartinSchou · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Pet peeve, but technically 1/1 is a fraction. I.e. killing a fraction of all mosquitoes would kill them all where $fraction = 1/1.

      A small or tiny fraction - now that's different :)

      Sorry - buried in math at the moment

    28. Re:And then? by dickeya · · Score: 1

      Damn straight! I too moved from Maine to California and readily praise the buglessness.

      Alas, poor children :(

    29. Re:And then? by thedonger · · Score: 1

      What if the mosquito population is actually a symptom for a deeper problem? This solution may be the equivalent of sewing up the skin where a compound fracture broke through without setting the bone.

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    30. Re:And then? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 4, Funny

      You need to try to imagine more mosquitoes. A hell of a lot more.

      Well, insects seem to be able to find a way to make a comeback each time we mess with them. I for one do not want to see what a infrared vision, laser resistant mosquito would be like...

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    31. Re:And then? by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I am actually far more worried about human safety stuff. You REALLY don't want to have satellites shining lethal lasers on mosquitos. The only justification for such a system is a battlefield weapons platform for use against soldiers (blinding, etc), or against high-flying aircraft. The atmosphere will distort the beam also making this sort of thing.... unusuable for disease control.

      So if you have a ground-based system you still have a lot of safety issues, and limited utility. This is not a technology I would want to support.

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    32. Re:And then? by biocute · · Score: 3, Funny

      Screw the snakes.

      In this economy climate, how many Pied Pipers will be laid off?

    33. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that. Also, could this modified for wasps? Every spring, the outside walls of my home are blanketed with wasps and I sometimes kill 5 a day inside the house. They even encroach into my sleep as nightmares.

    34. Re:And then? by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Amen.

      Not to mention, it would be nice to do it with a laser, kill them off cleanly and locally, and STOP putting bricks of poison in our ponds, sewers, yards, etc.

      Sounds like a nice trade-off, no?

    35. Re:And then? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      To hell with mosquitoes.. go to northern canada. I wish I had a shotgun to deal with the black flies up there.

      They make the mosquitoes in equator areas seem like friendly ladybugs.

      Gimmie a 4Kw laser that will kill without mercy anything flying and smaller than a 1/2 inch.

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    36. Re:And then? by MinistryOfTruthiness · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The "god" behind nature's balance is essential natural scarcity economics. Supply and demand. Move supply, and demand adjusts or moves to a complementary good.

      The Earth is a dynamic system, and the fact that it's generally in balance is a product of the fact that plants and animals adjust to their surroundings. Push off the balance, and it wobbles around until it finds another balance point -- still balanced, but differently so.

      We may or may not like the new balance point, but that's another discussion entirely. Likely over time we'll adjust right along with everything else because, simply put, there's no choice in the matter.

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    37. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are so right!! If they have predators in the food chain there are not enough of them. I say we kill the little blood sucking surplus bastards!

    38. Re:And then? by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 3, Funny

      But what if the broken bone is a symptom of a deeper problem? There may be a man with a baseball bat swinging at the patient when he sees blood.

      Also, what if the patient has no arms? What exactly are you sewing up then, huh?

    39. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know that we haven't already skewed the mosquito ecosystem by either:
      A) killing off large amounts of natural predators
      B) giving them larger amounts of prey due to increased human presence.
      C) some unknown by-product of something else

      We could be merely reversing damage that we have already done. Point is this, the only way to not impact the world around you is to stop being a part of it. I personally like living, and would prefer to avoid malaria, Lyme disease, and the other contagions they carry.

    40. Re:And then? by ChrisMP1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mathematically, yes, but non-mathematically, fraction implies fracture, i.e. breakage. You can't break something into only one piece.

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    41. Re:And then? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Stealthy?

      Worry more about bed bugs. They have hit the first world again, and they are spreading.

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    42. Re:And then? by mellestad · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure people are working on cures...but in the meantime why not save lives while we can? I think the hypothetical question you raise, while valid, does not stand up against the weight of human lives.

    43. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be more afraid of the possibility of a natural selection, survival of the fittest mutation type thing happening where suddenly laser proof mosquitoes appear...

    44. Re:And then? by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      Actually, I used to live in Thailand. I would get an allergic reaction to mosquito bites that caused any bitten areas to swell up terribly. I'm no friend to mosquitoes, believe you me - if we could wipe them out without any consequences I'd say do it, just like small pox. But just be very very sure before you press the big red button.

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    45. Re:And then? by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      'Deal' as in 'put up with'. Apologies if you don't understand Australian lingo. Crikey.

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    46. Re:And then? by Windows_NT · · Score: 1

      yea, 'think of the mosquitos' doesnt work for me. kill em all. Im all for using a trillion dollars to create death lasers, and then modifying the shark species to fly so we can mount them.
      i think the second good reason is killing mosquitos. the first is the flying sharks with fricken laser beams!

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    47. Re:And then? by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      Installing lasers everywhere doesn't sound a lot like A) restoring natural predator populations, B) reducing human/prey presence, C) discovering the unknown cause. It doesn't sound like 'reversing damage' so much as treating problematic symptoms for your own convenience, while ignoring possibly legitimate causes that you've mentioned (eg, other things we're fucking up in the ecosystem). If you want to stop living in nature, I suggest you move to a city if you haven't already done so.

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    48. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The only bad thing i can think of is that professional bicyclists will get even skinnier, mosquitos are probably their biggest source of protein.

    49. Re:And then? by macbuzz01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The key word there is "known". in not to recent history (early 1900's) the pituitary gland was thought to be useless. Time and science proved otherwise. I'd rather leave the mosquitoes alone.

    50. Re:And then? by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting strawman argument - suggesting that a dislike of human intervention in ecosystems implies some sort of earth mother goddess-esque quasi-religious outlook - so interesting, in fact, that I don't feel I need to bother spending the effort to refute it. As pertains to diseases, oversight groups test and test and test and make sure there are no side-effects to what is being done. If you really believe you understand biology well enough to wipe our a disease or wipe out mosquitoes without unexpected complications, go for it. In human pharmacology, though, we have the advantage of being able to conduct clinical trials and repeat experiments over and over to find out what possible complications might arise. With the earth, there's one patient and no controls.

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    51. Re:And then? by ydrol · · Score: 1

      Just think in 1000 insect generations, mosquito's will have reflective wings.

    52. Re:And then? by goofyspouse · · Score: 1

      As a former resident of northern Minnesota, I can vouch for this. I would not want that repair bill OR that electric bill.

    53. Re:And then? by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      Small child? You should see the ones in Texas! I've seen a mosquito eat a fully grown adult and still have room for his dog!

    54. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a little concerned by this. Suppose you disrupt the vision of mosquitoes. If it turns out to have permanent effects on the mosquitoes, they'll be easy prey for predators. Fewer mosquitoes... but then perhaps fewer predators, or more pressure on other potential prey. Suddenly other species go unchecked or apex predators have less food because that ecological niche filled by mosquitoes is empty. Am I the only one who thinks that humans need to stop fucking around the with the order of things and deal with it? Finding a cure for malaria (in our own bodies, which we're at liberty to fuck with) makes a lot more sense than disrupting ecosystems that were doing perfectly fine before we came along.

      Just watch a few people die from malaria post back. Seriously.

    55. Re:And then? by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. Went on a field trip to visit malaria research lab in Thailand (and got to inject malaria mosquitoes with test chemical stuff, yay!). Do I advocate not stopping malaria? Of course not. But I do think we should think carefully about what we do before interfering with ecosystems, cus, you know, we have such a great track record of that. It'll all end in tears and frozen gorillas.

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    56. Re:And then? by raddan · · Score: 1

      That is indeed important to keep in mind. However, we must also remember that municipalities presently spray the fuck out of their neighborhoods to kill these things, taking down entire ecosystems with them. So lasers might actually be an improvement-- in Maine, for example, they banned spraying for black flies a couple years ago. As a result, freshwater fish stocks are way up. A system like this could be localized, protecting just your house, for instance.

      It's funny, though-- as an avid outdoorsman, I've fantasized about such a system for a long time. I would love to see mosquitoes go down in flames. Dear inventors, please include horseflies in your plans!

    57. Re:And then? by HardWoodWorker · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, this is a local and not a global situation. This would affect the mosquitoes near the laser, but none that are out of "line of sight." It's far less devastating than spraying with DDT or other chemicals. I see this as a great innovation and look forward to less mosquito bites when sitting on my deck.

    58. Re:And then? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      As my son's fifth grade math textbook points out, that's an irregular fraction and should not be confused with an actual fraction.

      You might want to avoid going on a certain gameshow.

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    59. Re:And then? by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Funny

      That wasn't a Texas mosquito. That was a Canadian mosquito that rode down on a goose to get away from the big ones back home.

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    60. Re:And then? by robinesque · · Score: 1

      Key word 'known'. Also maybe that 1% provides essential aminos they have a hard time finding elsewhere.

    61. Re:And then? by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      The permanent effect is that you'll be sieving mosquitoes towards being silver.

    62. Re:And then? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      ...how many Pied Pipers will be laid off?

      All the ones that the feds can't catch. Or so I hope.

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    63. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as Lisa Simpson discovered, zero is a percentage.

    64. Re:And then? by techess · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wasps unfortunately do have a purpose. They eat/kill the larvae of plant damaging bugs. We had a really bad infestation of Japanese Beetles in the farms around my place a few years ago and the best way to get rid of them was to release a bunch of wasps. It did help get the population down without chemicals or losing a bunch of crops. Unfortunately it sucked to be outside that year. No BBQ's at my place.

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    65. Re:And then? by CesiumFrog · · Score: 1

      It's true that wiping out mosquitoes could be a cascading ecological catastrophic (consider how many species directly depend on aquatic mosquito larvae at some point in their own life cycle), but this device is an ideal solution because it only blocks mosquitoes from feeding specifically on humans (without affecting those mosquitoes in wild habitats).

    66. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that, I want one every 100 meters, phasers set to kill.

    67. Re:And then? by treeves · · Score: 0

      OK, but 9/10 is a valid fraction to both of you - he should have used that as his example instead of 1/1 - and I think we'd all be happy if we eliminated 90% of a disease vector.

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      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
    68. Re:And then? by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      I'd rather leave the mosquitoes alone.

      As long as they leave me & my family alone, I'll leave them alone too. Until that day, it's on.

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    69. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be more than a little concerned; we're already there.

      Just research something called "DDT."

    70. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more concerned by disrupting the vision of an animal that locates its prey by scent. And yes you are the only one who thinks we need to stop fucking with things and deal. Malaria is alive too, after all, and has just as many rights as the mosquitoes- both of them need to DIE!

    71. Re:And then? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Bingo! You take the prize, sir!

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    72. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but did anyone notice the part about using mosquitoes as a vaccination tool? What else are they going to "vaccinate" us with.

    73. Re:And then? by SanguineV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

      A laser child zapper?! Sign me up!

    74. Re:And then? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I think you might be missing the scale of the deployment... when I get my mosquito frying laser battery, it will operate 24/7 on 1/2 acre in my back yard, killing millions of mosquitoes a year, in that 1/2 acre. I might make a slight depression in the population of 5-10 acres nearby. The 7000 acres of wetland park a few miles from my house won't feel any effects at all.

      If you're worried about the natural order of things, worry about my cat. She kills more "apex predators" in my yard than a lack of mosquitoes ever could.

      What I really need (after the uber-cool laser shishkebab) is a nano-bot army to kill the chiggers without a bunch of nasty chemicals.

    75. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only way to keep the streets clean of rats is to kill all rats. There's nothing keeping Californian rats from migrating to New York. And when all rats die, it's bound to do something to the ecosystem.

    76. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One important job of Mosquitoes often forgotten is their job as a pollinator. We cannot simply wipe out mosquitoes. Before bees were introduced to Africa by Europeans they were even more important in that role, and they are still crucial with all of the world's dying bees and the quantity of locations that mosquitoes occupy without a bee population to help with pollinating. There are other minor and circumstantial pollinators as well, such as birds, butterflies, the wind, and some hapless mammals ... but none as dedicated and frequent as bees and mosquitoes.

      I second the motion not to fuck with biodiversity. We need more, not less of it. And getting rid of people would increase biodiversity ... so if you want to make the case for your existence, we need to start actively improving the environment we live in instead of tearing it down.

      Perhaps this sounds callous ... but without diseases and even occasional pandemics, our species is in serious trouble as there will be no natural checks on population. Unless we plan on some serious behavioral or medical contraception or sterilization campaigns, we need to realize that death is a part of the larger life cycle and stop trying to engineer the planet into a perfect world. We can't. It had enough problems before we started mucking with it, but natural processes were coping to a point. We humans have a lot of cures that are, in the big picture, worse than the disease. Like so many antibiotics ... you know those superbugs we are trying to fight now. About that ...

      This said, there is a real problem insofar as geographic distribution of ills. It isn't "fair" to sit camped up here all happy-like while the rest of the world suffers from nasty diseases ... but we can't just kill and sterilize the whole world of unfriendly organisms and then expect the Earth to function properly. We need a solution to societal inequities that takes biodiversity and global health into account. Oh yes, and we need to figure something out before we destroy our society and the world with pollutants (did you know that most Americans have about 50% of the various sorts of PCB's in their blood? And fire retardant? And that fish in big-city rivers are spontaneously changing sex because of large pharmaceutical waste deposits which are acting as mutagens?). Wake up! "Environmentalism" isn't just about the trees or some mystical bullshit! It's about survival, and right now, we aren't surviving very well. Curing Malaria won't fix that.

    77. Re:And then? by Firndeloth · · Score: 1

      "Survival of the fittest" is an inaccurate phrasing of how natural selection works. Mutation is the least important of the mechanics of evolution, and the slowest. That said, immunity to lasers is more likely to appear in squirrels first.

    78. Re:And then? by Firndeloth · · Score: 1

      I must say, I am astounded by the logical skill with which you dismiss such clearly impossible entities as Gaia, the greek Goddess that is the planet beneath us, and yet find no similar reasons to dismiss the more recent Monotheistic god that not only is and made the planet beneath us, but is in and the creator of everything else too. Stunning logical coherence, my friend. There are plenty of religious denominations that follow the main monotheistic themes yet believe that the will of Allah or God, or such is played out around us and is not to be trifled with. Sometimes this means "Thou Shalt Not Meddle" and sometimes it just means "Thou Shalt Go With It, and Feel Groovy," the latter meaning you can go with technology, too, and hang with the Zeitgeist. They may not be the most common interpretations ... but that doesn't make them less valid from an outside perspective. This is faith, not logic. Eastern ideas are no less correct than Western, Ancient Greek no less than modern American. Faith is not a matter of correctness or reality ... it is a matter of personal expectation with respect to the unknown. There is nothing "clear" about the non-existence of anything, let alone of a spiritual, ephemeral or religious entity like Gaia.

    79. Re:And then? by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
      I'm no friend to mosquitoes, believe you me - if we could wipe them out without any consequences I'd say do it, just like small pox. But just be very very sure before you press the big red button.

      We could save the mosquito DNA, then wipe them out. Then we could resurrect them if their absence turns out to be a problem.

    80. Re:And then? by daver00 · · Score: 1

      Um, yes you can, you just divide it into 1... duh dude.

    81. Re:And then? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Oh, there is an order of things, and it sucks. We are supposed to live 30 years inthe wilderness and to lose half of our children. Screw the natural order. Let's not fuck everything around, but leading an illness like malaria to extinction (like we did for smallpox) is perfectly ok for me.

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    82. Re:And then? by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      It's much easier to have these concerns in a first world country where the issue has been controlled. I hope you appreciate that someone living in the Sahel may feel differently.

      I find the image of a poor family house in Africa equipped with moskitto-killing automated lasers while families in western countries are using flyswatters funny.

    83. Re:And then? by OolimPhon · · Score: 1

      Not a clever idea. The main food of wasps is other insects, usually the pest varieties. Leave them alone, and they will leave you alone. If you let them get into your house, catch them and put them outside again. I find an old yoghurt pot and a piece of card is adequate for the task.

      If the outside of your house is blanketed by wasps, I assume your house is made of wood. The wasps are getting wood pulp to make paper to build their nests with. Treat your wood with something that will make the wasps go elsewhere.

    84. Re:And then? by Smidgin · · Score: 1

      Well, insects seem to be able to find a way to make a comeback each time we mess with them. I for one do not want to see what a infrared vision, laser resistant mosquito would be like...

      Especially if we're using comic book rules. After being exposed to lasers, they'll gain laser powers (and maybe spandex outfits). Mosquitoes are already annoying enough, imagine if they could also shine laser beams around your eyes.

    85. Re:And then? by duckInferno · · Score: 1

      You speak as if humans aren't part of nature. Just because we're powerful doesn't mean we're not allowed to act in our own interests.

      Mosquitos are the biggest human killers in all of history. They've killed more humans than all of our wars combined. If the Five-Toed Wheezing Slug dies off because of the eradication of mosquitos, so be it.

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    86. Re:And then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mosquitoes are already annoying enough, imagine if they could also shine laser beams around your eyes.

      I don't mind that, but spandex outfits? Please no! HAVE MERCY!

    87. Re:And then? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > I find the image of a poor family house in Africa equipped with moskitto-killing automated lasers while families in western countries are using flyswatters funny.

      Well, if you consider that flies in California are an annoyance, but the mosquitoes in Mali can kill you, it makes better sense.

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    88. Re:And then? by tabrnaker · · Score: 1
      You must be new to western society! Let me show you around.

      First, don't ask any questions. Symptoms do not indicate any underlying problems, and definitely not something under our own control! Heaven forbid! No, everything is out of your control, it isn't your fault, there is nothing in your power you can do.

      Symptoms are just nuisances that we can cover up with pills and technology. See, nothing to worry! Didn't i tell you, don't ask questions, here watch this pretty box with moving pictures.

    89. Re:And then? by tabrnaker · · Score: 1
      You ever think, that just maybe, the weak deserve to die? Mother nature builds in a safety catch to ensure survival of the fittest and to aid us in evolving, and we'd rather keep our rejects and spread their genes throughout our population.

      americans have already 'evolved' to be the fattest and sickest people on the planet. Isn't that nice? There's something seriously wrong with a culture when the byproducts of that culture are the number one leading causes of death in that culture. Cosmic joke here we come!!

      Ah, i can't wait for the day that the sun fries all our electronics. I wonder where all the chaos and death will be?

  5. Cost/Benefit? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    TFA is a bit thin on details, I wonder how the performance of this system compares to one of the numerous CO2+odor attractant trapping systems already in use. Frickin lasers(pew pew pew) are certainly cooler; but the whole exercise is rather silly if a simple mechanical system that runs on propane and pheromones is more efficient.

    1. Re:Cost/Benefit? by ProppaT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would think you'd need quite a jolt to kill a mosquito too, especially in laser form. What would the electricity bill be on this thing just to shoot down some mosquitoes? Hell, screw that, give me a laser system to kill carpenter bees and you have yourself a sale.

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    2. Re:Cost/Benefit? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Especially bearing in mind the kind of places that need malaria prevention. Developing an anti-mosquito laser system would be prohibitively expensive for the few countries who could actually really need it, and that's before you think about purchasing and maintaining the damn things.

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    3. Re:Cost/Benefit? by raijinsetsu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Propane is a limited quantity and produces waste. Electricity for the device could be generated by solar power, thereby lessening the environmental impact.
      The propane and pheromone methods are also limited in that they are harshly affected by weather, and may not be at all available in the areas where their needed most. These methods are prominent in the US only because of our abundance of propane and pheromone production.

    4. Re:Cost/Benefit? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell, screw that, give me a laser system to kill carpenter bees and you have yourself a sale.

      s/carpenter bees/door-to-door (salesmen|evangelists)/;

      or more immediately practical

      s/carpenter bees/the SWAT team about to kick in my door/;

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    5. Re:Cost/Benefit? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      What would the electricity bill be on this thing just to shoot down some mosquitoes?

      I believe it's part of the stimulus package. Either that or this will be used as an excuse to keep the sales tax increase in California.

    6. Re:Cost/Benefit? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > I would think you'd need quite a jolt to kill a mosquito too...

      I would think that you'd need quite a small jolt to kill a mosquito. The idea is just to kill it, not vaporize it.

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    7. Re:Cost/Benefit? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

      The article talks about disrupting their vision. I'm sorry but anything less than little puffs of smoke from mosquitoes being zapped out of the air is unacceptable.

      We'd probably just end up breeding a race of laser resistant mosquitoes anyway.

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    8. Re:Cost/Benefit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen plenty of YouTube with a flashlight casing modified to hold a DVD burner laser, and in those demos they often show that it only takes a few C or D cells to set paper alight fairly quickly. Considering the size and mass of a mosquito, I suspect an automated anti-skeeter defense system would be much cheaper to operate than any plugged in traditional bug-zapper. A small UPS sized lead acid battery recharged by a few solar cells should be sufficient power, and there would be no problem in droping off the device particularly where you need it to work. Another advantage is that a laser system probably doesn't need an attractant, so you're not drawing in more pests from the rest of the neigborhood.

      There may be one caveat though - do not watch your laser bug zapper working with remaining eye!

      I'm also laughing in regards to that part in the article about butterflies not having to worry. But notice they said nothing about the innocent moths that were minding their own business.

    9. Re:Cost/Benefit? by nametaken · · Score: 1

      The CO2 devices are already quite expensive. I don't think I want to know what these laser systems are going to cost.

    10. Re:Cost/Benefit? by minorproblem · · Score: 1

      Where i live each year they kill a large percentage of the population while they are still in the larvae stage. Wondering how this system is better than just doing this? Using lasers etc sounds like an overly complicated way of killing mosquitoes especially seeming that the side effects of larvicide are minimal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larvicide

    11. Re:Cost/Benefit? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Wondering how this system is better than just doing this?

      It kills only mosquitos and only when they come near people.

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  6. What! lasers and no sharks! by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 0

    I saw lasers and thought they were going to affix lasers to the heads of small mouth bass. Then the bass kill the mosquitoes that are on top of the water and flying over it.

    They say it only hits mosquitoes, can the laser b used to also hit those little nats that also bite? And what if the software has a bug (not intended pun) and targets every flying insect? Are the cooked insects safe for insect eating animals to eat?

    1. Re:What! lasers and no sharks! by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Well, that'd depend on whether the lasers follow the "golden rule". If they're overcooked, the acrylamide could lead to an increased cancer risk in small rodents. Field mice might prefer the crispy taste of flame-grilled grasshopper though.

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  7. When do they go on sale? by Jonah+Bomber · · Score: 1

    And where can I get one?!

    1. Re:When do they go on sale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This way this thing sells is for them to make it reprogrammable so hackers can crack it, increase the powersupply and create their own homemade antipersonnel system.

  8. solution in search of a problem by olddotter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Talk about a solution in search of a problem. So let me understand this. We are going to go into 3rd world countries and install autonomous flying drones that zap bugs with on board lasers? Isn't there perhaps a cheaper solution?

    When did they get good enough to hit the warheads? Did the press stop covering the testing when they started showing some success? I just haven't heard of a big "star wars" defense system test that succeeded.

    1. Re:solution in search of a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Talk about a solution in search of a problem.

      Dude, it doesn't matter what the problem is. Lasers are always the solution!

    2. Re:solution in search of a problem by grommit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the other solution is to distribute anti-malaria drugs to millions and millions of people across these third world countries from now until.. well, forever.

      Also, while you may not personally have to deal with malaria on a regular basis, lots of people do have to worry about it. Thousands, if not millions of people die from it. That certainly qualifies as a "problem" to me. There is no search necessary as long as you look somewhere other than your backyard.

    3. Re:solution in search of a problem by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Strictly speaking, what we have here is "an inadequate solution in search of an easier problem".

      Star Wars never worked, and still doesn't, because intercepting reasonably modern ICBMs is really difficult. Hitting small, distinctly subsonic, wholly unarmored, non-countermeasure-deploying, organisms that spend most of their time hovering is orders of magnitude easier.

    4. Re:solution in search of a problem by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Malaria isn't the only fatal illness carried by mosquitos, just the one that gets the most attention, so don't stop your cost assessment with just malaria.

      Mosquitos kill more humans every year than any other animal. Of course, introducing mosquito controls into regions where religion or ignorance (but I repeat myself) prohibits birth control is likely to cause even more problems, but at least they're self-inflicted problems for the population in question.

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    5. Re:solution in search of a problem by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

      No, we will install a box on a back wall of my house overlooking the backyard and with a LoS t most windows and then turn it on.

      After that we will continually upgrade the software until I can keep my windows open in the hot summer nights without becoming big and red from the damn bites.

      After that we sell millions of those compact boxes to other people in the US with an option to send another of those boxes over to a malaria infested village in the 3rd world.

      ???

      Profit!

    6. Re:solution in search of a problem by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      "Did the press stop covering the testing when they started showing some success"

      Have you noticed thats always the rule with the military?

    7. Re:solution in search of a problem by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I don't think o.p. is arguing about whether or not malaria is a problem; I think (s)he is arguing that this solution doesn't seem practical for the societies most in need of a solution. I think (s)he's probably right.

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    8. Re:solution in search of a problem by afabbro · · Score: 1

      Talk about a solution in search of a problem. So let me understand this. We are going to go into 3rd world countries and install autonomous flying drones that zap bugs with on board lasers? Isn't there perhaps a cheaper solution?

      Yes, there are two:

      • DDT (Google before getting your panties in a wad about junk science environmental scare claims - the World Health Organization thinks DDT is the way to go).
      • Realize that in the last 500 years we've spent trillions on the third world and you know, we can't afford to fix everything that's wrong in the world.
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    9. Re:solution in search of a problem by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Strictly speaking, what we have here is "an inadequate solution in search of an easier problem".

      Agreed.

      Star Wars never worked, and still doesn't, because intercepting reasonably modern ICBMs is really difficult. Hitting small, distinctly subsonic, wholly unarmored, non-countermeasure-deploying, organisms that spend most of their time hovering is orders of magnitude easier.

      I'm not so sure I agree any more. You're telling me that targetting and hitting large, man-made objects on predictable ballistic trajectories is more difficult than targetting and hitting tiny, randomly moving objects that have adapted to evading hungry predators?

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    10. Re:solution in search of a problem by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm saying exactly that. A modern ICBM, on reentry, can easily be travelling at several kilometers a second, tumbling, releasing numerous separate pieces(either unplanned fragmentation, planned sensor countermeasures, MIRVs, or some combination thereof), and may well have a protective coating of some sort.

      Mosquitoes, by contrast, might reach a few kilometers an hour, if they are really pressed, and have fairly well characterized movement patterns. While Mosquitoes have evolved sophisticated evasive mechanisms, they are all aimed at avoiding physical contact with predators or angry prey, not at avoiding optical tracking and laser fire(even if they did evolve some sort of tumbling evasive flight, that would cost them more energy than ordinary free flight, and reduce their fitness in non-laser environments).

      Mosquitoes aren't trivial; but I'd venture to say that they are much easier.

    11. Re:solution in search of a problem by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      ...randomly moving objects that have adapted to evading hungry predators?

      Hungry predators move, cast shadows, etc. A laser system sits there and fries the mosquito from a range far beyond the mosquito's sensory perception.

    12. Re:solution in search of a problem by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of window screens?

    13. Re:solution in search of a problem by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      Clearly you haven't lived in the tropical parts of Asia. You could install a weaved mesh so fine that the gaps between each strand are just a few atoms wide, the buggers might bang up against it for a bit, but then they'll get pissed and just teleport their arses right on through anyway. To get revenge on you for this, the stupid pricks bite you on the thickest parts of your feet just to prove that even a half inch of skin is no more problematic to spear on through than tissue paper.

      I'd buy 10 of these things in a heart beat.

    14. Re:solution in search of a problem by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

      Cats kinda hate em with passion.

    15. Re:solution in search of a problem by tabrnaker · · Score: 1
      Ever wonder why they bite you on your feet, and bite others elsewhere?

      Solve that problem and you've solved the mosquito problem.

  9. Coincidence? by PhasmatisApparatus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Standing water in your backyard can serve as a breeding ground for mosquitoes, so we advise installing at least a few sharks.

  10. Oh yes... by fooslacker · · Score: 0

    I look forward to meeting our newly evolved laser resistant mosquito overlords.

  11. Now, that's a bug zapper by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I want one in my back yard. Could be really entertaining.

    Seriously, in my area we have bats, and mosquitoes aren't much of a problem.

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    1. Re:Now, that's a bug zapper by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      I have bats under my roof, but mosquitoes are still a problem. Installing this around all standing bodies of water might be a problem, because it would kill all mosquitoes and some species which eat them could die, but installing it so it makes impenetrable barriers around houses could be a good idea.

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    2. Re:Now, that's a bug zapper by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Who says it has to kill all mosquitoes? We're not talking a chemical fogger here. Anything that automatically targets mosquitoes individually could stop at 43.853233% of total.

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  12. Need bigger Laser here in NH by klwood911 · · Score: 1

    Remember the movie Real Genius? We in NH, would need something that size to unload our Mosquitos. They get big enough up here to carry you off.

  13. Very cool, but Zaphod said it best: by zindorsky · · Score: 3, Funny

    "So, ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, huh?"

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  14. Is this new??? by Lord+Lode · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this new?? I've seen this movie here the first time in 2005 or something!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSIWpFPkYrk

    1. Re:Is this new??? by spartacus_prime · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've seen it before that...here.

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  15. I saw this before... by raijinsetsu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you read David Brin's "Earth", you will note that there is an explanation of how "Star Wars" technology was modified to control infestations of africanized bees(killer bees) in local apiaries. The book was published in May of 1991.
    The premise was that honey bees flapped their wings at a lower frequency. Targeting the higher frequency enabled the device to precisely target only the invading killer bees.

    1. Re:I saw this before... by Samschnooks · · Score: 3, Funny

      to control infestations of africanized bees

      The slang term is "Biggers". Kind of like "Wiggers" only it's in regards to bees.

    2. Re:I saw this before... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I read Earth last week, and thought the summary looked familiar. Thanks for reminding me. I played with this idea a while ago (although a good decade after David Brin) and eventually decided that high-pressure water jets made more sense than lasers. I wonder why they went with lasers in the end.

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    3. Re:I saw this before... by raijinsetsu · · Score: 1

      Lasers are both cooler and hotter than water jets.

    4. Re:I saw this before... by Threni · · Score: 1

      I thought it was sort of obvious - the sort of thing you imagined people did already.

      Of course, if you manage to get rid of stuff that kills millions of people then you're going to need to construct larger automatic laser killing machines which can handle the hundreds of extra millions of people who'll be around as a consequence - they're going to want jobs, and water, and land, and cars, and....

    5. Re:I saw this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congressman: I need $5 billion to develop a high-tech laser system
      Everyone else: OK

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      Congressman: I need $5 billion to make some water hoses
      Everyone else: WTF?

  16. Already exists by Racemaniac · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Already exists by plankrwf · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!
      The youtube video demonstrates many of the arguments in this discussion...

  17. pests by wlt · · Score: 1

    y'know....

    generally, every life form slots in somewhere in the ecosystem "in balance" - it either keeps something else from overrunning the place (rabbits becoming a pest in Australia due to lack of predators), or is, say, a food supply for something else (rabbits in places where there ARE predators)

    what I want to know is, is there such a slot for the mosquito? what "purpose" do they serve? are they a food supply for anybody, or do they just make life miserable for everything else? would there be problems for the ecosystem if the mosquito becomes extinct? because if there isn't, I can't think of a better candidate for extermination than the mosquito. if we could get rid of them, would they be the first species humanity exterminated AND made the world a better place by doing so?

    (yes, i know, it's gonna take a LOT of laser-shooting robot drones to rid the planet of 'em... hrm, maybe that's how skynet REALLY comes about :-)

    1. Re:pests by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      generally, every life form slots in somewhere in the ecosystem "in balance"

            I suggest you review the definition of "parasite".

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    2. Re:pests by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It seems mosquitoes are one of those rare creatures that provides very little benefit to the ecosystem they belong to. They don't kill their prey, so they don't limit the population of any other animals. Also, they make up a relatively small proportion of food for the animals that they are prey to (even bats, well known for keeping bug populations down, only get about 1% of their diet from mosquitoes).

      Even so, I would be reluctant to wipe them off the face of the Earth completely. We simply don't know enough about how everything fits together in all the ecosystems of the world. I'd be more interested in finding ways to kill them off where they spread disease and limit their population in other areas. After all, the last time we tried to kill them off completely in the US we destroyed the raptor population almost to the point of extinction just because we didn't realize how harmful the chemical of choice was.

    3. Re:pests by vlm · · Score: 1

      If we could get rid of them, would they be the first species humanity exterminated AND made the world a better place by doing so?

      Clearly, you did not google or wikipedia "smallpox virus" before your post.

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    4. Re:pests by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > what I want to know is, is there such a slot for the mosquito? what "purpose" do they
      > serve?

      They help control the human population.

      > would there be problems for the ecosystem if the mosquito becomes extinct?

      The planet would soon be overrun with people.

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    5. Re:pests by Patch86 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They don't kill their prey, so they don't limit the population of any other animals.

      You may have slightly overshot there. The fact they kill more humans than any other animal does is sort of the problem.

      Speaking of which- is that their purpose? Are Mosquitoes there with the express purpose of controlling the human population?

      I for one welcome our mosquito overlords...

    6. Re:pests by wlt · · Score: 1

      actually, I already know. that's why I said "generally". and, if it whooshed over your head, what I'm curious about is, would it be safe to just exterminate any/all parasites (beginning with the mosquito)?

    7. Re:pests by wlt · · Score: 1

      actually, when I wrote my original post I did think about smallpox. but as a virus does it count as a "species"?

      also, smallpox just affects us, but getting rid of mosquitos would also make things better for other mammals; exterminating smallpox, all the benefits accrue to us. what about mosquitos?

    8. Re:pests by wlt · · Score: 1

      heh :-)

      well, I'm thinking human populations are more effectively limited by other humans (whether chaotically, via war, or through progress, which tends to lead to family planning), the "contribution" of malaria et al seems minimal in comparison. plus its not like ALL mosquitos carry malaria, there are plenty of geographical zones where they're just pests and won't kill you?

    9. Re:pests by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Kind of like humans, eh?

          They consume, their communities grow, but they don't productively support the food chain. Occasionally a human will be consumed by a hungry shark, alligator, or lion, but that has no notable affect on the growth of it's population.

          Soon enough, like an uncontrolled viral infection, it will be possible to find humans on every part of the planet, as they expand their growth beyond the resources available.

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    10. Re:pests by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...the "contribution" of malaria et al seems minimal in comparison. plus its not like
      > ALL mosquitos carry malaria, there are plenty of geographical zones where they're just
      > pests and won't kill you?

      Yes, it's pretty ineffective, isn't it? In fact, disease in general just isn't working. How about we whack 'em with a nice big asteroid and hope the ecology will recover in a few million years? (Sort of like spraying DDT in a swamp). Better act soon, though, or even that won't work. There is a serious risk that they will spread to other planets.

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    11. Re:pests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if they don't serve any purpose. Mosquitoes do a pretty good job of controlling the human population in poor countries.

      It is a harsh reality, but those "poor" countries are getting way too populated and nature is balancing them out of the system.

      No mosquitoes would result in more starvation and the proliferation of other types of diseases caused by overpopulation.

    12. Re:pests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't have to be the little buggers, but we humans lack "natural selection" lately. Consider until some hundred years ago, ill children died at birth; the strong ones survived and passed their strong genes to their children; now we have fancy medicine - and don't evolve any longer.

  18. i'll buy one by sunking2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    With my Zimbabwen $1000000000 bill. I think that puts the price scale about in line with SDI

    1. Re:i'll buy one by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      By order of Bobby Mugabe, Zimbabwe currency will now use exponential notation.
      Please queue up for the new 1E12 bill (terabuck for a clusterfuck).

    2. Re:i'll buy one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at some point the money will be worth something again for absurdity sake.

      I'd be willing to pay $5 for a Zimbabwean googel dollar bill.

  19. non-combatant? by dwater · · Score: 1

    Since when were the humans non-combatant in this?

    Sounds like a very American attitude...

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    Max.
    1. Re:non-combatant? by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      So, lasers don't kill mosquitos, people do?

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      What?
  20. Dual Purpose Laser System by AioKits · · Score: 3, Funny

    As I see it this could serve two purposes at once. The first one has already been stated in taking care of mosquitoes. The other would be if this system were deployed in key locations, we could turn every marsh and swamp in the world into techno/rave hot-spots, thus taking care of another issue I currently have! Brilliant!

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  21. Also this one from Not Necessarily the News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki4JKy4XkC4

  22. Cockin' Big Dennace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I can't stand mosquitos, I can't help but think that this is an overengineered solution. Instead, they should built mosquito traps which rely on the mosquito's attraction to carbon dioxide and warmth.

    They might be cheaper and easier to develop.

  23. Save a life, if you can. by twitter · · Score: 0, Interesting

    It's always good to eradicate mosquitoes where people live. Pumping more CO2 into the air might not be the best way to do it. Draining swamps has been damaging in unintended ways too. Sterile male techniques show promise. Never forget that less than a hundred years ago, mosquitoes used to kill tens of thousands of people at a time in cities like New Orleans.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Save a life, if you can. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as some people may disagree with the following observations, I stand firmly by them. So let's begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the problem, of its attempted solutions, and of the eternal argument about it. Twitter clearly believes that the sky is falling. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is he living in? No, don't guess; this isn't audience participation day. I'll just tell you. But before I do, you should note that there is no place in this country where we are safe from his apostles, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack.

      Twitter is the type of person that turns up his nose at people like you and me. I guess that's because we haven't the faintest notion about the things that really matter such as why it would be good for him to increase people's stress and aggression. If we were to let him get away with turning ragamuffins loose against us good citizens, that would be a gross miscarriage of justice. However much Twitter may deny it, his idiotic claim that he can scare us by using big words like "deanthropomorphization" is just that, an idiotic claim.

      On the surface, it would seem merely that the only way for Twitter to redeem himself is to stop being so temperamental. But the truth is that Twitter's helpers, who are legion, feel that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. This is precisely the non-equation that Twitter is trying to patch together. What he's missing, as usual, is that I realize that some people may have trouble reading this letter. Granted, not everyone knows what "epididymodeferential" means, but it's nevertheless easy to understand that there is no excuse for the innumerable errors of fact, the slovenly and philistine artistic judgments, the historical ineptitude, the internal contradictions, and the various half-truths, untruths, and gussied-up truths that litter every one of Twitter's essays from the first word to the last. Due to the power relationship between the dominator and the dominated, Twitter's argument that at birth every living being is assigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum is hopelessly flawed and thoroughly circuitous. I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want Twitter to woo over discourteous, illogical cads by using tactics such as scapegoating, reductionist and simplistic solutions, demagoguery, and a conspiracy theory of history, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while Twitter claims that the moon is made of green cheese.

      You may not understand this now, and I don't fault you for that, but life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is Twitter so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? Well, while you're deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: Has anyone ever seen Twitter working instead of plundering, stealing, and living off the sweat of others? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but Twitter has been trying hard to protect what has become a lucrative racket for him. Unfortunately, that lucrative racket has a hard-to-overlook consequence: it will break the mind and spirit, castrate the character, and kill the career of anyone whose ideas Twitter deems to be hotheaded in the blink of an eye.

      Some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that Twitter is secretly scheming to reinforce the concept of collective guilt that is the root of all prejudice. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that he thinks that he should identify political and religious groups that are his political enemies and re-label them as "destructive primates" in order to justify operations against them because "it's the right thing to do". Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so. I try never to argue with him because it's clear he's not susceptible to reason. When I was little, m

  24. bats and birds, anyone? by SuperBanana · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, the populace would be far better served by figuring out what indigenous creatures prey on the mosquitoes, and encouraging their habitat. If there aren't any, carefully try an introduction of bats / birds. Careful meaning "find out if they like to eat anything else that doesn't spread malaria."

    Around here in the US, you can actually buy "bat boxes" that come with instructions on finding the best location. You have to leave it up for a couple months, but eventually, bam, you've got your own personal furry little mosquito vacuum...and they are damned efficient at it.

    That would be the smart solution, but instead, we have local/city/state governments spewing chemicals into the air...

    1. Re:bats and birds, anyone? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      ...try an introduction of bats

      We have bats in Austin, and still way too many mosquitos.
      The most practical solution I have found is to cower indoors with the AC on playing Call of Duty.

    2. Re:bats and birds, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And likely a rabies carrier to boot

    3. Re:bats and birds, anyone? by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

      Mosquitoes tend to be fairly localized, dunno about the bats. They might be congregating elsewhere, and need encouragement to hang around in your part of town. Try putting in a bat house on your property, and a bird house or two for good measure. Both require some research on how to locate them for maximum effectiveness; for the bird house, also make sure you have one with the proper size hole for the entrance for whichever species you want to attract (it should be big enough for them, but not big enough for predators.)

    4. Re:bats and birds, anyone? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Seriously, the populace would be far better served by figuring out what indigenous creatures prey on the mosquitoes, and encouraging their habitat. If there aren't any, carefully try an introduction of bats / birds.

      Yes, because history is completely lacking in examples of the bad things that can happen when foreign species are introduced to an environment.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    5. Re:bats and birds, anyone? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      That's the problem. There aren't many creatures that prey even primarily on mosquitoes. They're relatviely hard to catch, and provide very little energy for the amount required to get them as compared to something like ants or whatnot. Just because you think people would be better served by that doesn't make it true.

    6. Re:bats and birds, anyone? by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Around here in the US, you can actually buy "bat boxes" that come with instructions on finding the best location. You have to leave it up for a couple months, but eventually, bam, you've got your own personal furry little mosquito vacuum...and they are damned efficient at it.

      But that turns the mosquito problem into a bat guano problem. Both figuratively and literally.

    7. Re:bats and birds, anyone? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      A common misconception - bats don't prey on mosquitoes in the neighborhood of their home, they leave and roam the countryside for miles around looking for food. Like most environmental ideas, it's nothing but a "feel-good" ethic being exploited by clever marketers.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    8. Re:bats and birds, anyone? by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      How is that a problem when it can replace radioactive fertilizers?

  25. full quote was actually a bit fuzzy... by rarel · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We'd be delighted if we destabilize the human-mosquito balance of power. Yes gentlemen, we're on the way in and no one can bring us back. For the sake of our country and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of our sharks in after them, otherwise we will be totally destroyed by mosquito retaliation. My boys will give you the best kind of start, fourteen hundred megawatts worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now. So let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all."

    Then he hung up. We're still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase.

  26. There is an easier way by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Informative

    Raise more dragonflies. Dragonflies eat mosquitoes.

    Of course, if we would drain all the pools at foreclosed homes, that would have a significant impact as well.

    Granted, if you're in the south where there are thousands of acres of swamp land, you might have a problem breeding enough dragonflies to make a dent in the mosquito population.

    Then again, bats are wonderful eaters of mosquitoes. For those who have the room, bat boxes will provide an invitation for bats to do their work. As most bats don't come out until sundown, there will be no interference with your enjoyment of your yard during the day while at night, you can watch and cheer them on as they devour those annoying mosquitoes.

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    We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
    1. Re:There is an easier way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone whose house has been the domicile for plenty of bats, let me say that having lots of bats hunting around your house can also have quite a messy effect on your windows.

    2. Re:There is an easier way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can drain the pools at the foreclosed homes, but if it rains where you live it will just fill up again. Mosquitoes don't need that much water to thrive in. Actually, putting in a fountain to disrupt the surface tension would probably do a better job. But who is going to pay the electric bill?

      I think it has also been pointed out above that bats do not eat that many mosquitoes. Bats help out, but they are not the only answer for every bug problem. If it were my organic food wouldn't have bugs in it all the time.

  27. What The Fuck? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a 2007 brainstorming session aimed at combating malaria, Dr. Lowell Wood, the architect of that system, proposed modifying his original idea to kill mosquitoes.

    There are 2 morals to this little story:

    1: Who the fuck invites anti ballistic missile system developers to brainstorming sessions on how to fight malaria?
    2: If the only tool you know how to use is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

     

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    1. Re:What The Fuck? by overzero · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the only tool you know how to use is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

      Yah, but if the only tool you know how to use is a laser and every problem looks like a space alien, then fuck it, man, I'm on board.

    2. Re:What The Fuck? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      3. When you're completely out of ideas keep throwing people at the problem until somebody has an idea that sounds like it might work.

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      They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
    3. Re:What The Fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2: If the only tool you know how to use is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

      If the only tool someone knows how to use is LASERS, I want them on every project group on the planet!

    4. Re:What The Fuck? by cabjf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it's a pretty well known fact that lasers can solve all problems.

    5. Re:What The Fuck? by Badge+17 · · Score: 1

      This is part of the Gates Foundation's system of high-risk, high-reward research: take the smartest people you know, ask them to come up with crazy ideas, and see if any of them work. This one did. And though Lowell Wood gets credit for the initial idea, the laser scientists "...teamed with an entomologist with a Ph.D in mosquito behavior and other experts."

      Lowell Wood is known for coming up with creative solutions to big problems - he might be a little crazy, but it's the kind of crazy we need to make sure we keep on trying new ideas.

    6. Re:What The Fuck? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      1: Who the fuck invites anti ballistic missile system developers to brainstorming sessions on how to fight malaria?

      His Evilness himself:

      Its rebirth as a bug killer came thanks to Nathan Myhrvold, a former Microsoft Corp. executive who now runs Intellectual Ventures LLC., a company that collects patents and funds inventions. His old boss, Mr. Gates, had asked him to explore new ways of combating malaria. At a brainstorming session in 2007, Dr. Wood, the Star Wars architect, suggested using lasers on mosquitoes.

      And you thought the Trilateral Commission was bad.

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    7. Re:What The Fuck? by Tom · · Score: 1

      1: Who the fuck invites anti ballistic missile system developers to brainstorming sessions on how to fight malaria?
      2: If the only tool you know how to use is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

      Actually, he did not propose to nuke them with an ABM. :-)

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    8. Re:What The Fuck? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      1: Who the fuck invites anti ballistic missile system developers to brainstorming sessions on how to fight malaria?

      An apoplectic with a large underground lair and obviously a mosquito problem.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  28. they're next to worthless by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Informative

    I wonder how the performance of this system compares to one of the numerous CO2+odor attractant trapping systems already in use.

    My folks have two- and despite that, they still have tons of mosquitoes and the traps take weeks to fill up.

    They have $$$ odor cartridges that last barely a week or two, the traps are really gross to empty (and usually full of really angry, hungry mosquitoes), you have to go to the hardware store often to fill the tanks, people steal the machines (they're expensive), the traps are ridiculously unreliable (they don't like getting wet...the idiots used exposed circuit boards and freakin' PC COMPUTER FANS). Nevermind they're burning LNG/propane 24x7 and use at least 30W-40W of electricity; not exactly enlightened from a climate/environmental perspective these days.

    If you don't like mosquitoes, build/buy some bird and bat shelters and put 'em up.

    1. Re:they're next to worthless by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most effective is the 30 Watt UV lights with 110V closely spaced screens. the old tyme "BUG ZAPPER" I had 4 for my home in mid michigan and every evening in the summer you would hear them frying nearly non stop. In the morning the huge pile of dead bodies below them were a testament to their effectiveness.

      The cool part, the birds love them. the pile of bugs you see at 6am will be gone by 7am when the birdies come by to feast.

      Couple with that chemicals that also kills the damned things in the grass and you can make it somewhat livable outside.

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  29. Re: Hit by lasers? by VernonNemitz · · Score: 3, Funny
  30. /o/ /o/ by rockNme2349 · · Score: 1

    I personally welcome our new intelligent laser wielding overlords.

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  31. You realize, this means laser resistant mosquitoes by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given their high breeding rate, anything short of 100% extermination will mean mosquitoes that are immune to lasers within 10-20 years.

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    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  32. Breeding Mosquitoes by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course surrounding your lair with a water filled moat might not be the best idea if you are wanting to get rid of mosquitoes.

    1. Re:Breeding Mosquitoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course surrounding your lair with a water filled moat might not be the best idea if you are wanting to get rid of mosquitoes.

      Stock it with Koi.

      Koi with frikkin' laser beams!

    2. Re:Breeding Mosquitoes by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Nah, you just have to also install some big rotating blades like a meat grinder to disrupt the surface so they cant spawn on it.

    3. Re:Breeding Mosquitoes by Chyeld · · Score: 3, Funny

      You need to feed the goldfish the sharks will be eating on something. Sounds like a perfect ecosystem. Sharks fry mosquitoes, goldfish eat fried mosquito, and sharks eat goldfish. When you run out of mosquitoes, you can hang a banner across the drawbridge: "Mission Accomplished!" and celebrate.

    4. Re:Breeding Mosquitoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sharks can survive in magma, right?

    5. Re:Breeding Mosquitoes by LukeWebber · · Score: 1

      Hello? Lasers? What's the point of having a cool laser defence system if you don't put it to work? I want my LDS to be busy. Make my crib look like a frickin' ELO concert.

    6. Re:Breeding Mosquitoes by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      > Of course surrounding your lair with a water filled moat might not be the best idea if you are wanting to get rid of mosquitoes.

      That's what lasers are for.

    7. Re:Breeding Mosquitoes by Tanman · · Score: 1

      Hence, you need the lasers . . .

    8. Re:Breeding Mosquitoes by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      but what's your exit strategy?

    9. Re:Breeding Mosquitoes by FishAdmin · · Score: 1

      I want my LDS to be busy.

      What do your Mormons have to do with the Lasers? And aren't they a generally productive folk on their own?

      --
      Last night I played a blank tape at full volume. The mime next door went nuts.
  33. One problem with the propane systems... by hax0r_this · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know a guy who owns property in rural Alaska (a very swampy area), and in summer the mosquitos are terrible. He has been experimenting with the propane powered mosquito traps, and has found that he can't leave them out overnight. The problem? They catch so many mosquitos that the trap fills up and causes the whole thing to burn up.

    His solution so far has been to run 3 of them at once for short periods of time during the day when he can periodically empty them.

    I'm not sure how much propane they use, but he has also complained about that. Since he has to fly it all in, and propane bottles aren't the most efficient use of weight/space in a plane. I also wonder about the environmental effects of using those on a large scale. How much C02 do they actually produce?

    1. Re:One problem with the propane systems... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      This one acre model runs up to 4 weeks on one 20lb tank of propane. One 20lb tank contains up to 19 lbs of liquid propane. 19 lbs is 8600g. Propane's molecular weight is 44.1g/mol. Of course you get 3 mole of CO2 per mole of propane, so one tank comes to... 585 moles of CO2(44.0g/mol) which is 25.7kg

      That's per acre per month. Per day, that's .85 kg (1.8lb) or less than we exhale in a day.

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    2. Re:One problem with the propane systems... by tabrnaker · · Score: 1
      Why does he complain if he choose to live basically in their house?

      I'm serious, did he not know mosquitoes like stagnant dead water?

      It constantly suprises me how people complain and complain about the results of their choices, but never seem to change the way they make their choices!

  34. Extinction 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Capture.
    2. Sterilize.
    3. Release.
    4. Repeat as necessary until population has crashed.

  35. All we need to do by bugs2squash · · Score: 2, Funny

    is invent a violent video game for mosquitoes, then they'll wipe themselves out in knife fights.

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    1. Re:All we need to do by theaceoffire · · Score: 1

      .... WAIT!

      BRILLIANT!

      Ok, get this... We set up a laser turret, connect it to a web cam in a highly mosquito infested area, and let web users control it! Support the web interface with Ads, and BOOM!

      Less Mosquito's, money to pay for the power/Internet, and lots of smiley faces etched into the wall behind it! You can even set up a mic, and count every tiny scream as a point, letting people try to a get high score!

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    2. Re:All we need to do by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Where do I sign up?

      When I was a kid I used to sit in the pool in summer and shoot at wasps with a garden sprayer. I imagined I was an AA gunner on a carrier at Midway. Dakka dakka dakka dakka!

      I fucking hate wasps.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    3. Re:All we need to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...your web-controlled mosquito zapper will last until someone logs in and starts burning 4chan memes into the turret's surroundings. Yes, then they WOULD be justified in saying,

      "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAH-ZOR!"

  36. Like the Star Wars system by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    It works about 50% of the time if you know exactly when and where the mosquitoes are at the time of the attack.

  37. AIG bonus-receiving-executive version . . . ? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    How come I associate blood-sucking insects with that pitifully poor insurers' executives?

    Methinks I would like to also be a Darth Vader of this product lasers having, and get Medieval with them.

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  38. ... being there, done that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  39. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I could see it being taken as a joke- but I'm serious.

    Anything with a high breeding rate will suffer 99.9% losses- the remaining .1% will be partially resistant to the problem and replace itself in a single breeding season. Even within days for bacteria.

    If you cant' get 100%, it's better to pass.

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    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  40. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Google for "national debt". Compare the Republican years with the Democratic years. (For those who are too lazy, US national debt decreased yearly from WW II until Reagan hit in 1980. He doubled it, Bush I increased it some more, and it leveled off under Clinton. Bush II doubled or tripled it. Obama is going to increase it, but mostly to repair the damage done by Bush II.)

    If social contracts level off the national debt and Star Wars and Iraq (twice) increase it, I'm all in favor of social contract spending.

  41. Insects to vaccinate? by prometx42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mark my dark, cynical, Orwellian words... You do not, n o t, want Pharmaceutical companies, NGO's and the "unnamed whomever else", to broach the technology of using insects to deliver vaccines. It takes little imagination to envision, how swarms of biological creatures carrying, already dubious, chemical formulations for "wet injection" into human beings, could go terribly, terribly wrong. Let's focus on the happy-go-lucky, devil-may-care, flying cars and 50% efficient solar; and leave the technologies of the technocrat-demon-overlords, in the adjacent Blade Runner-like dimensions, mmmmmkay?

    1. Re:Insects to vaccinate? by dwhitaker · · Score: 1

      Corporations controlling insects and using them for vaccine delivery could also have the same legal implications of genetically engineered crops.

      I can just see something reminiscent of Monsanto vs. Schmeiser happening now: "Mosquitos on your property are breeding with out vaccine-carrying mosquitos. This violates our intellectual property. Give us money!"

      There is just so much that could go wrong with this scenario.

    2. Re:Insects to vaccinate? by prometx42 · · Score: 1

      Amen brother, amen...

  42. Rats do roam the streets unchecked. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    You don't live in a big city,do you...

    Think of the foxes, barn owls and red kites.

     

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    1. Re:Rats do roam the streets unchecked. by CyprusBlue113 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes I do. It's still nothing compared to say the black death era.

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  43. I for one... by gyepi · · Score: 1

    ... welcome our new laser-resistant mosquito overlords, bound to appear via natural selection.

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  44. What I love by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Is that they include a bunch of speculative technologies, but completely fail to mention ones which are already proven to work and which are already available.

     

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    1. Re:What I love by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested in what you're thinking of. To me, the advantage of this system (if it ever works) would be that it doesn't leave residue behind, except for the bug carcass, of course. It's not just another bug spray, but a really efficient flyswatter. The idea even lends itself to solar power. (Collect during the day, dish out in the evening.)

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  45. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So you simply don't care if the US is bankrupted and rendered insolvent, you just want a say in how its done, presumably to "feel safe."

    Rather selfish.

    I hope everyone realizes that inflation will pay a major role in funding unfundable fantasies, wiping the savers and the middle class out. The problem is, that other countries are growing tired of making our federal reserve notes worth something by buying our debt as treasuries. You talk about spending, but in order to "get what YOU want" you will sell debt to potential economic and military adversaries?

    Real bright. What's really sad is that despite David Walker being an authority on these issues, people refuse to even watch him and listen to what he is saying.

  46. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by mea37 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First off, evolution isn't magic. The scenario you're describing assumes that some mosquitos could survive this weapon today. If we get away from the "one breeding season" assumption and allow a longer timeframe, it still assumes that a solution is within the range of biological adaptation, which is not a sure thing.

    So the odds are we're not moving toward "laser-proof" mosquitos any moreso than we have bullet-proof deer running around. You might get mosquitos that evade the targeting system -- females that beat their wings like males, or individuals that present a profile that looks more like a butterfly to the computer. And if so... then you're back where you started, having played out a temporary repreive from the mosquito problem.

    In other words, it's only better to pass if the adaptation in the mosquitos actually makes the problem worse.

    "Can't be wiped out by lasers" isn't worse in the context that your alternative is to not wipe them out with lasers anyway.

  47. Actually I think this is dangerous for other reaso by einhverfr · · Score: 5, Funny

    The basic issue is that you have a laser system capable of reaching down into the atmosphere to kill things close to or on the ground. There are two basic problems:

    1) That takes a LOT of power. If refueling the original star wars system was likely to be a problem, this is a million times worse.
    2) Theoretically such a system could be revised to hit other targets. Who would control it? Suppose terrorists hacked it. Suppose the military co-opted it. All manner of bad things could happen with such a system. For example, imagine if you could blind even a small fraction of New Yorkers, especially those driving on the roads on rush hour.... The effect might be far worse than 9/11.....

    I smell a cover for a new more powerful and destabilizing weapons platform in space. The thing simply can't be useful against mosquitos and the only real use I can see would be on the battlefield.

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  48. A mechanism for resistance has to be available by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Anything with a high breeding rate will suffer 99.9% losses- the remaining .1% will be partially resistant to the problem and replace itself in a single breeding season."

    Of course, a mechanism for resistance has to be available for this to happen. It is rather difficult to imagine how a mosquito could become "resistant" to a laser - it can hardly evolve into being transparent, or fully reflective.

    The only avenue for "resistance" would be to cease to be attracted to humans, and thus not be in the area where the laser system is running. That sounds like a win-win for both humans and mosquitoes.

    1. Re:A mechanism for resistance has to be available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is rather difficult to imagine how a mosquito could become "resistant" to a laser - it can hardly evolve into being transparent, or fully reflective.

      Imagine a stealth/camouflaged mosquito that the sensor can't see. A mosquito that hides behind objects. A mosquito that is highly reflective at the laser wavelength. A mosquito with an ablative skin. A mosquito that walks. A mosquito that imitates another insect. A fast mosquito. A mosquito that swarms so that the laser can't get them all. The possibilities are endless.

  49. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Ahh, that old Republican saying, "I've got mine, jack"

    Well I've got mine too (including healthcare), but I'm not willing to sell the rest of my countrymen out to save a little money on taxes.

    You made up the 60% tax rate, as we are nowhere near it, nor will we be.

    If you think it's ok for someone to work 40 hours a week only to die of a preventable illness in abject poverty, then the Republican party is probably for you. It's not for me.

    I care about you, even if you couldn't care less about me.

    But considering that American businesses find themselves unable to grapple with the absurd cost of healthcare, it's actually in both of our interests for us to take care of the problems that you have ignored for decades.

  50. Only a SlashDotter could post that by TravisO · · Score: 1

    and turn a news article about a mosquito killing laser into a Democratic vs Republican argument.

    1. Re:Only a SlashDotter could post that by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      So now you know the 3rd option exists I guess the next step is for you to make use of it !

  51. Starwars Musquito Defense System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This system is sold years a go, back in the 90'ties.
    Its called the Starwars Musquito Defense System.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGkPMZxWPpA

    -MX

  52. Old post by Caesar+Tjalbo · · Score: 1, Funny
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  53. Another good use... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    Hey...since we don't have that much of a malaria problem in the US, I can thing of one REALLY good alternate use for this system...targeting all the CCTV cameras around town. Especiallly the stupid redlight and speed cameras.

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    1. Re:Another good use... by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was thinking about that a while ago.

      A rotating laser leveling system like the dewalt uses dual lasers with a 600 feet range and rotates faster then the camera can recover. I was thinking of a way to widen the beam on a vertical axis to flood the cameras I first attempted to insert a filter but lacked any that could readily be used without modification. I then attempted to mount mirrors at various angles but the beam was too narrow.

      Then a friend came around with a cop who took him to my house after his car was broken down and stranded on the road. The police have cameras now that read license plate numbers and they can press a single button and it retrieve registration information from it. Anyways, his video display went blank when he pulled in the drive and asked me what I was doing. I said rigging an automatic gate opener and attempted to claim I wanted to open a gate and the garage doors when I entered the drive way plus maybe turn a few light on.

      The cop then told me that it was illegal to mount lasers like that to a car. It's covered under the radar jammer laws in which a cop uses laser radar. He also mentioned that it blinded his cameras in the cruiser which is what attracted him to me. He was cool with it but warned me that I could be in some trouble. I mention this because if you do attempt to do it, keep in mind that it might already be illegal in your area and if everyone else is without it, it isn't going to be hard for a cop around you to figure out you have something like that. Especially at night when you can't see them coming.

      On the other hand, if you do get something figured out, let me know because I'm still interested. I just don't want a ticket or jail time over it.

    2. Re:Another good use... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "The cop then told me that it was illegal to mount lasers like that to a car. It's covered under the radar jammer laws in which a cop uses laser radar. He also mentioned that it blinded his cameras in the cruiser which is what attracted him to me. He was cool with it but warned me that I could be in some trouble. I mention this because if you do attempt to do it, keep in mind that it might already be illegal in your area and if everyone else is without it, it isn't going to be hard for a cop around you to figure out you have something like that. Especially at night when you can't see them coming."

      Granted, it has been a little while since I looked into it, but, just a short time back, it was perfectly legal to 'jam' laser radar. Unlike an active radar jammer....the laser jammer is not (or was not) illegal. I'll look into it, but, as far as I know...no special laser jammer laws have been put into effect. Radar jammers, the active ones that do work, have been outlawed by special laws for a long time...this was more for safety concerns than for blocking the cops.

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    3. Re:Another good use... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Something to remember...

      You don't have to tell Police about anything you are doing when they ask.

    4. Re:Another good use... by fractoid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Something else to remember; refusing to answer simple, innocuous questions from a friendly officer is tantamount to saying you won't talk without your lawyer present. Which, in case you don't watch many crime shows, is code for "it was me but you'll have to prove it".

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    5. Re:Another good use... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Simple, innocuous questions can get you into a shitload of trouble with cops. The best thing to do is not to talk to them.

      DON'T TALK TO COPS!

      Simple as that.

    6. Re:Another good use... by charlesj68 · · Score: 1

      Use of crime shows to justify interpretation of civilian-to-law-enforcement interaction is nearly certifiable evidence of insanity.

    7. Re:Another good use... by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Use of a flippant remark (shoulda put a smiley on the end of it, I guess) to justify diagnosis of insanity is nearly certifiable evidence of... actually I dunno what, but it is. Yeah.

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  54. Re:Actually I think this is dangerous for other re by Windows_NT · · Score: 1

    I would think these 'star wars' devices would be set up by well know spawning areas, or around villages. Yea, doesnt make sense to create a satellite for targeting these pesky little insects.

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  55. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by tobiasly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    US national debt decreased yearly from WW II until Reagan hit in 1980. He doubled it, Bush I increased it some more, and it leveled off under Clinton. Bush II doubled or tripled it. Obama is going to increase it, but mostly to repair the damage done by Bush II.

    Yeah, because we all know that the President has complete and final budget-setting powers, right? Who controlled Congress under Reagan again?

  56. Re:Mod parent "FALSE" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well if you're going to be a self important pendant maybe you could log in too. I did. That's right. I'm the REAL Anonymous Coward.

  57. Uh somehow i think you maybe wrong by Technopaladin · · Score: 1

    Circle of life being what it is flying mosquitos may not feed many bats..
    But larva feed Dragonflys and Fish in spades

  58. It's that time again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    April is in the air people... And my big toe is telling me that April, just like the mosquito, will be in the air for the forseeable future.

  59. Nooo! by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    Now I can't get an image of Tina Fey wielding lasers out of my head.
    Thank you very much.

  60. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a fool and a coward. No wonder you posted as AC.

  61. But think of the children! by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    At least the children of the military-industrial complex managers who have to find new markets now that the administration doesn't want to fund Star Wars any more.
    The children in poor tropical countries? Now that would be a totally different subject. They would need cheap mass market solutions but where's the money in that?

  62. Re:Actually I think this is dangerous for other re by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    Not to mention, the espionage capabilities of system capable fo targetting a mosquito from space would be quite impressive.

    But otherwise, what of human safety issues? I think there are plenty of those sorts of issues with this sort of system.

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  63. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by novakyu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, because we all know that the President has complete and final budget-setting powers, right? Who controlled Congress under Reagan again?

    Exactly. And who controlled congress during the Clinton years?

    Clinton is getting way more credit than he deserves for the balanced budget, which the Republican congress voted for and passed.

  64. The Year was 1980 by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    The Urban Legend goes something like, "2 Post Grad students from Florida got a grant from NASA to build a Prototype Laser Tracking Device for Satellites. Both students got the same idea, the only thing small enough that was random enough for what was required were mosquitoes. After much work, and hardship, the students got the device to track the bugs, without burining them up. Then the students decrease the power of the laser just enough to only burn the wings off the critters." Folks in New Orleans at the time thought that such a device would be great in their backyard, right up to the point that their eyes would be forfeit if the laser nailed them also. I don't know if the story was true or not, but if the lasers could be adjusted so that you had different colors in a random pattern, what a cool show in your backyard you would have, right up until you nailed by the laser.

  65. Fast and hard to see by davegravy · · Score: 1

    Hypothetical scenario where it is disadvantageous to use such a device:

    The targeting system fails for mosquitoes who fly fast and are translucent.

    Result:

    Future generations of mosquitoes are fast and really damn hard to see. You won't know if it's your itchy rash that's acting up again, or if it's time to slap on some deet. And forget about the notion of "keep moving to stay bite-free" next time you're in a marsh.

    1. Re:Fast and hard to see by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Because millions of years of heavy predation by birds, bats, and other insects would not already have caused the mosquitos to be just as fast and hard to see as it is possible for them to be. Right.

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    2. Re:Fast and hard to see by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If they're translucent, won't they also be blind?

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  66. Effective way of dealing whit mosquitoes by hviniciusg · · Score: 1

    The proper way of dealing whit mosquitoes in an urban area is to destroy all static water recipients. Mosquitoes use these recipients to put their eggs and reproduce. Destroying this will kill all mosquitoes in a matter of weeks.

    I know this because in my town (Santa Cruz â" Bolivia) we have a dengue http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dengue epidemic. the government declared that one day all citizens went to their homes and clean all water recipients like old tires etc.

    1. Re:Effective way of dealing whit mosquitoes by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      You might want to read up on the many species of mosquito and the many different places the lay their eggs. You might also want to consider the difficulty of eliminating all standing water (some species need only a few milliliters in the crotch of a tree or a curled leaf) in an area that gets many meters of rain per year.

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  67. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    I think shiny mosquitos will have other, bigger problems.

    Now if this system were installed in every swamp, birdbath, and outhouse as well as all other predators removed, we might see something interesting.

  68. Re:Mod parent "FALSE" by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well if you're going to be a self important pendant

    Flavor Flav, is that you?

  69. joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    April 1st ??

  70. Oblig remaining eye by Anomalyst · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do not bank towards laser and expose remaining compound eye

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  71. XKCD dupe by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    http://xkcd.com/382/

    Squirrels are more fun to zap.

  72. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, I'm not a republican.

    You see the world as a sports game.

    I see the issues one by one and try to solve the problems, not crowd behind politicians and thier respective platitudes.

    For me, with all the taxes I pay, is closing in on 60%. Ever hear of AMT? Add that to living in bankrupt California. I really like how you tell me how my child's debt should look like and how much taxes I pay.

    If you think its ok to lie to 300 million people about being able to "take care of them" without even being honest about what that care would look like, then being an idiot is for you.

    Again, you already have over 50% of the budget on medicare, medicaid, welfare, workfare and social security. Good job on that one, its working great.

  73. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're a fool and a coward. No wonder you posted as AC.

    I suppose then the converse must be true then.

  74. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Thats like saying some Hiroshimans are now resistant to atomic weapons.

  75. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mosquitoes are not just annoying mallaria delivery machines. They also pollinate flora - considering that the bees are having a tough time, we are in danger of losing a major resource that could potentially decimate countless species.

    I hate this shit with corporations trying to kill off everything as much as possible in order to sell us more patented shit.

  76. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again conflating social security trust fund - taxed and paid for seperately - with the general budget. As if raiding the social security trust fund makes it so.

    At least you are honest enough to admit that you couldn't care less about anyone but yourself and your family.

    Don't worry, you will see what the solutions (or at least the best we can come up with) to these problems look like soon enough.

    We are tired of paying more for health care per person than any other country in the world while achieving 3rd world results.

    Change is coming.. and if that sounds too much like a politician for you.. guess what. I voted for the guy who said it.

  77. Mod parent up by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    +5 Funny

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  78. Re:Actually I think this is dangerous for other re by wilkinc · · Score: 1

    The effect might be far worse than 9/11.....

    As bad as 9/11 times 1000?

  79. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Well, by 1996, chernobyl Voles who have only an annual breeding rate were showing adaption to radiation and proliferating in large numbers.

    http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CE7D61439F934A35756C0A960958260

    And then there is the fungus that uses radiation like plants use sunlight.
    http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20070422222547data_trunc_sys.shtml

    Then there are the innumerable plants and grasses that *require* a major fire in order to reproduce.

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    So, no. It's more like saying ".1% survived some kind of interaction with the laser system long enough to reproduce". Those descendants almost all have that factor and may now tune it with each generation to be stronger. It could be they were at the fringe of the laser, or extreme range, or as others pointed out they fool the targeting system.

    I thought I was being clear that you can't develop resistance if you have 100% fatality. But I'm certain that some of the survivors of hiroshima that reproduced survived because they were slightly more resistant to radiation-- just like the Voles above.

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  80. Re:Actually I think this is dangerous for other re by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    > The basic issue is that you have a laser system capable of reaching down into the atmosphere to kill things close to or on the ground. There are two basic problems:

    The first being, I really don't think anyone is suggesting we nuke mosquitoes from orbit. I mean, that would be really cool, and if they do it that way I hope I get a chance to see it in action. I can just imagine the gentle sparkle of flaming mosquitoes lighting up the twilight sky over Khartoum. It would be a tourist attraction.

    But, reading the article, they talk about must shorter distances, like, say, across the room. Although disappointing, this kind-of solves the power problem, and the hijacking problem, and the destabilizing weapons platform in space problem. (We'll leave that last one to the Chinese.)

    I don't have an opinion about blinding commuters from space, except to say the view from space is pretty much straight down, so you'd have to get a bunch of commuters to all look up at the same time. But if you could do that, blinding them would be redundant.

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  81. relatives by Ofloo · · Score: 1

    Is there also one for relatives, I would love to try this on my mother in law, can't wait until it is on the market. I can already see howto's on how to kill your mother in law "by accident"

  82. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look, you can break my back to force me to "need" a federal government that is turning this country into a police state and turn it into a quasi-socialist lie, but I will put up a fight. I have kids to educate and feed, and the stuff you sell (which is failing to various degrees everywhere else as implemented) is simply forcing a culture of failure on a once great, libertarian free country.

    I will not be complacent with your "change," and there will be a point where civil war will become an option. See how hard you can push before you get it - like I say, I'm paying well over half my pay in taxes.

    "your" plan will not work, its not fundable, you have to destroy the currency to fund it, and its really as simple as this: if you fund this insanity by borrowing from your economic and military adversaries you are not fit to administrate society. Rome fell. Kings who mis-manged their treasuries all fell. Every example of unhinged spending leads to the same result: systemic collapse.

  83. Nice shootn' by wesborgmandvm · · Score: 1
    The system ...can even tell the difference between females... and males.

    So let's shoot to kill all the females but just knock the nads off the males to make em sterile.

    1. Re:Nice shootn' by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Or invent an iNsecticide that turns them all gay.

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  84. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    the remaining .1% will be partially resistant to the problem and replace itself in a single breeding season.

    Ah, that explains all those bacteria that are resistant to iodine, peroxide and who pretend to shiver in an ironic tone when you boil the little friggers in an autoclave.

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  85. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > You might get mosquitos that evade the targeting system --

    Most likely by avoiding people[1], since that's where these things would be deployed. Uhm, do you see a problem with that?

    [1] Mosquitos mostly prey on wild animals anyway, so avoiding people could be a very effective strategy.

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  86. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think you will find that if you pick up a gun to subvert democracy, I will pick up a gun to stop you.

    It's not my fault that California's government has been horribly mis-managed. I live in Texas and pay nowhere near 50% of my salary goes to taxes.

    And I'm not suggesting we raise your taxes. Unless you make of $250 k a year neither is Obama. If you do make more than that I find your working stiff attitude more than a little disingenuous.

    You can do your best to turn America in to a 3rd world shit-hole like India if you want. I will oppose you at the ballot box like I did in 2008.

  87. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > But I'm certain that some of the survivors of hiroshima that reproduced survived because
    > they were slightly more resistant to radiation-- just like the Voles above.

    Most of the people who died in the Hiroshima bombing were not killed by the nuclear radiation.

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  88. Would not affect the ecological balance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not a biologist, but I believe I've run across enough claims through shows like Nova, Discovery channel, etc that state they have researched the effect of removing significant numbers of mosquitoes and that the probability of significantly affecting other parts of the food chain are low.

    Can anyone corroborate this?

  89. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by Barryke · · Score: 1

    Exactly.

    In other news, a marketing spoof on musquito laser defense:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSIWpFPkYrk

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  90. inoculation system by confused+one · · Score: 1

    I think they're going about this all wrong. I think they should genetically engineer the mosquitos to become an "natural" means to inoculate against disease. Beginning with Malaria (ironic, in a sense). No need to get a flu shot, the mosquitos will take care of that for you. Measles, smallpox or diptheria vaccine due? How about tetanus? Sit outside for a few hours.

    What could go wrong?

  91. Point Defense Lasers! by Databass · · Score: 1

    We're not necessarily trying to kill all the mosquitos ON EARTH, just the .000001% within say 5m of a human. I'd position a little point-defense laser turrent in my room while I sleep if it existed. Especially since I live in the first world and can easily afford electricity to run it.

    On the off-chance laser-resistant (reflective/ablative skin??) mosquito stumbles into and out of the kill zone alive, it still has to compete with the other 99.999% of mosquitos who didn't get in here.

  92. The females arethe blood drinkers !!! by giorgist · · Score: 1

    Now how come everybody forgot to meme that ?

  93. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    And there we are, you would want to have a civil war to get your way and force your system on my already tax paying law abiding ass. And as far as no new taxes for those under 250k, its a lie, the tax is called inflation, which is set to begin just about now that the chinese wont want our worthless treasuries to fund your fantasy.

  94. We really try laser on insects by Marko+Kostic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Two years ago on Agriculture faculty in Belgrade my colleagues an I tested lasers on insects. We used different wavelength and power and I must said that result were astonishing! System like this very easy can change pesticides and cover large area without afraid that people or animal can be hurt. For spreading laser beam we used hi speed step motors.

    1. Re:We really try laser on insects by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Did you publish? Are your results available?

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  95. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are the one who threatened a civil war.

    Not that some jerk blowing smoke up our ass on slashdot is much of a threat...

    So now inflation is a tax - great. You numbers don't add up so you change the formula.

    How much inflation do you think is going to come from the cost of oil quadroupling as soon as the economy comes back?

    Is that inflation a tax too? Are you generally full of shit and blowing smoke up our ass to justify not paying taxes?

    You guys bitch more about paying taxes than you do about the immoral wars and military boondoggles that our taxes fund.

  96. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    YOUR numbers don't add up. There is a 59 trillion dollar hole. AIG 150 billion here, TARP 350 billion there. 800 billion for a highly dubious stimulus package. Another one on the way. 59 trillion hole in the balance sheet IGNORED. China saying they aren't going to buy treasuries, Clinton clamoring to find buyers now. 3.6 trillion dollar budget, potential military action on Mexico, Iran still a "terrorist state" at the behest of the AIPAC, spending up, dollar about to fall, inflation over time since Breton Woods extemely easy to document, yet, you question me when your numbers (the Federal Government numbers) simply don't add up to the point where if the US-GOV was a company it would be insolvent.

    How dare I question what you are going to do to the purchaing power of my savings because you want to recklessly spend and try to maintain and American empire and garuntee a standard of living, and you don't even want to build a power plant to do it ?

    You are an unhinged maniac. Meanwhile, Chainman Obama's tax doging Treasury Secretary has 17 unfilled positions, the Treasury Dept. isnt even functioning at this point.

  97. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I recall, Al Gore had to cast the tie-breaking vote in one of those budgets.

  98. hold my beer by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    I should point out that "we don't know of any dire consequences" suggests both "alright, git'r done" and "whoa, let's look at this carefully before we act."

    Here's a relevant phenomenon that I recommend meditating on: personal overestimation by incompetents.

  99. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much inflation do you think is going to come from the cost of oil quadroupling as soon as the economy comes back?

    Ah. Thats it then, demand caused the oil prices, not speculation or currency issues. Right, you know what you are talking about.

    Meanwhile, the economic stimulus included no nuclear power plants or research into fusion and no real changes to how power is generated here to stop the dependancy on foreign oil.

    We can build nuclear power plants in India, but not here. Italy and Sweden are building plants now. But we have to sit here and spend like drunks, continue to feed the middle-east with oil capital and this is CHANGE?

    Man, your coolaid has to have lysergic acid diethylamide in it. Good stuff.

    But even Learly said: Think for yourself, question authority. You clearly are incapable of questioning authority, and that is Obama, Pelosi and Reid right now. Good, give the carte blanche and see where we end up.

  100. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you will find that if you pick up a gun to subvert democracy, I will pick up a gun to stop you.

    We have a constitutional republic. A democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting to eat a sheep. Also a constitutional republic isn't about using a barely-majority or a plurality to stuff your (un-fundable disastrous) crap down the disenfranchised other-half's throat.

    And with Eric Holder in charge, you won't have that gun much longer.

    Your arbitray expension of "general welfare" is not only unconstitutional, it may very well lead to a serious conflict on the issue.

    I missed the animal farm / more equal than others clause in the constitution.

    Here is a debate on general welfare and how stuff like this came to pass, but was clearly no intended by the authors of the document of root law.

    In Federalist No. 41, James Madison asked rhetorically: "For what purpose could the enumeration of particular powers be inserted, if these and all others were meant to be included in the preceding general power?" (In reference to the general welfare clause)

    So strongly did the founders believe that "general welfare" wouldn't be expanded as written:

    In Federalist No. 84, Alexander Hamilton indirectly confirmed Madisons point. (That the "general welfare" clause was "clearly" nota free pass for government)

    Hamilton argued that a bill of rights, which many were clamoring for, would be not only unnecessary, but dangerous. Since the federal government was given only a few specific powers, there was no need to add prohibitions: it was implicitly prohibited by the listed powers. If a proposed law a relief act, for instance wasnt covered by any of these powers, it was unconstitutional.

    "why declare that things shall not be done which there is no power to do? Why, for instance, should it be said, that the liberty of the press shall not be restrained when no power is given by which restrictions may be imposed?"

    Hamilton goes on to argue that making Amendments (eg, enumerating Free speech, press and assembly) and enumerating the 'right' would have the following effect:
    (A bill of rights) "would furnish, to men disposed to usurp, a plausible pretence for claiming that power that is, a power to regulate the press, short of actually shutting it down. "

    "With respect to the words 'general welfare,' I have always regarded them as qualified by the detail of powers (enumerated in the Constitution) connected with them. To take them in a literal and unlimited sense would be a metamorphosis of the Constitution into a character which there is a host of proofs was not contemplated by its creators." --James Madison [The US Supreme Court has found the meaning of "general welfare" in the Constitution to be much more elastic than did Mr. Madison. But as the "author of the Constitution," what does he know?]

    James Madison, when asked if the "general welfare" clause was a grant of power, replied in 1792, in a letter to Henry Lee,

                    If not only the means but the objects are unlimited, the parchment [the Constitution] should be thrown into the fire at once. [6] [p.257]

    Closing with:
    "...We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it...it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government , and to provide new Guards for their future security. ...--The Declaration of Independence

    I guess some are more equal than others.

  101. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's pretty clear that you are the unhinged lunatic here.

    The deficit is being temporarily ignored because if we can't rescue the economy we are all screwed.

    I see complaints about Clinton in Obama in your fanatical rant.

    Funny how you left out any mention of Republican Geoge W Bush... Well not funny.. more like par for the course for a head in the sand "conservative"

    Please remind yourself whose mess we are cleaning up here.

    Inflation is a fact of life. I don't like defecits, but our economy is in the toilet we have bigger problems to fix.

    What good is a balanced budget in a country with a shattered economy?? Is that even possible?

    While you do your best to ignore the obvious and blame a trend that has existed since well before you were born on the guy cleaning up your President's mess, I will just point out the obvious.

    You used to be able to buy a meal for a nickel and a car for $300. Is that Clinton and Obama's fault too?

    You are full of shit and your arguments are disingenuous at best.

  102. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's pretty clear that you are the unhinged lunatic here.
    Sorry, its you who are the liar and the misinformed here. And voilent and grabby.

    The deficit is being temporarily ignored because if we can't rescue the economy we are all screwed.
    Wrong, monetizing failures causes more. Japan showed us this for decades. But hey, you think you can fix a problem DECADES in the making with a quick fixer-upper, you are screwed in the head.

    I see complaints about Clinton in Obama in your fanatical rant.
    My complaints are with the federal government since Breton Woods. And you STILL didn't listen to David Walker, a clinton appointee and former head of the GAO. This isnt about fucking political parties, moron.

    Funny how you left out any mention of Republican Geoge W Bush... Well not funny.. more like par for the course for a head in the sand "conservative"
    He has a massive role in creating the fiscal issues faced today. Obama's programs will make this many many times worse and coopt future generations with a crushing debt load. Show me a single federal budget that was less than the previous. If this 3.6T budget goes, its never coming back barring systemic collapse.

    Please remind yourself whose mess we are cleaning up here.
    The United States Federal Government, The United States Federal Reserve, and the banks which were enabled to continue down wreckless paths by a quasi government agency known as the Federal Reserve whose actions are not subject to congress and whose members are unelected.

    Inflation is a fact of life. I don't like defecits, but our economy is in the toilet we have bigger problems to fix.
    Every inflationary road taken in history ends in collapse. Keynesian policies are widely regarded as no longer workable.

    What good is a balanced budget in a country with a shattered economy?? Is that even possible?
    Under what authority does the federal government derive the POWER to make the economy work? I'm curious about this.

    While you do your best to ignore the obvious and blame a trend that has existed since well before you were born on the guy cleaning up your President's mess, I will just point out the obvious. You used to be able to buy a meal for a nickel and a car for $300. Is that Clinton and Obama's fault too? You are full of shit and your arguments are disingenuous at best.
    What you don't take into account here is the relative percentages of people's wealth (both net and gross) and the costs of owning and maintaining houses, cars, standards of living.

    Inflation via defecit spending is going to make it such that you will be paying a lot more by percentage of your income to maintain a given standard of living.

    Your arguments are so poorly thought out and seek to blame "republicans" its really simply laughable.

    You cant spend your way out of a hole buster if the creditors (e.g. China) start telling you they won't buy. Its simple. Now America starts to have to collaterize the debt with assets. We will be selling off chunks of American assets to back the new debt.

    One day, it may even be necessary to sell alaska back to Russia because no one will take greenbacks to prop up a failing version of a modern Rome.

  103. Pink Floyd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sooo...in the middle of summer would I be able to go into my backyard, strike up a big fat dooby, put on some Pink Floyd and enjoy the lights?

  104. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    First off, evolution isn't magic. The scenario you're describing assumes that some mosquitos could survive this weapon today. If we get away from the "one breeding season" assumption and allow a longer timeframe, it still assumes that a solution is within the range of biological adaptation, which is not a sure thing.

    You're killing me here. You're telling me that my plan to breed puppies that are nigh invulnerable, incredibly strong, or have the ability to teleport by placing litter after litter of them inside small air tight boxes that are then crushed by hydraulic presses isn't going to work? But I've already been through so many trial generations! It would be such a waste (of puppies) to give up now.

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  105. *Spoiler Alert!* by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Well, I can't remember all of the steps, but somewhere just before '????' and 'Profit!' is a step involving gorillas freezing to death.

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  106. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    illogical argument overload. at least you admitted Bush's responsibility for the current crisis.

    Though you would have preferred he sat back an watched the financial system burn. wonder what that would do to inflation.

    We will see what the government can do to restore the economy.

    The government has already averted a massive depression over your objections.

    - well im tired of waiting for slashdot to let me post.

    Have a good one, right wing lunatic.

  107. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by arminw · · Score: 1

    ... if the US-GOV was a company it would be insolvent....

    Here is a question for you: if you could print money without going to prison for it, could you not also spend however much you wanted to fulfill all your wishes that money could fulfill? You could also make all sorts of "friends" on whom you could lavish all sorts of goodies you got for "free".

    If you were an intelligent person of integrity, you would not do this, because you know that the arbitrary medium of exchange we call money would eventually become worthless. The problem is that those now in government not only the United States government, have lost or are ignoring their intelligence and/or integrity. This is simply part of human nature. There are many, if not most, who know what is right and good for themselves and others, yet refuse to implement it in their own lives. They also know what it is highly detrimental to others and yet continue doing that as well. All of this is a manifestation of human selfishness, the extreme of which culminates in a sick form of greed.

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  108. I'm the Shark by pablos · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work at the Intellectual Ventures Lab where this system is being created. Just wanted to respond to a few points in the comments:

    DDT is non-discriminatory. It does kill mosquitoes, but it harms lots of other life forms as well. Because of its abuse, there are bans and economic sanctions that prevent its use. Changing that is a political problem.

    Using lasers, we don't expect to eradicate mosquitoes entirely, but they can be a way to help reduce their populations enough that malaria can't survive. In particular, the laser system can help create a perimeter to keep people safe.

    As far as we know, there aren't any species that rely solely on mosquitoes as a food source.

    Thanks, I will try to respond if there are further questions here.

    1. Re:I'm the Shark by Randym · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I will try to respond if there are further questions here.

      Thanks. Now can you come up with a version of this which kills *flies*? That would indeed be a significant step forward in third world sanitation. I think that it would be easier in one way: flies are bigger targets, and move relatively slowly. However, it might take more energy/fly to kill them. If you could disable their scent receptors, or maybe just blind them, their efficacy would be reduced, but they would remain as food sources.

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  109. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Ah, here we go with the Matthew Lesko arguments.

    http://www.lesko.com/lesko_cart/images/standing.gif

    Interest rates were on the rise before the government stepped in with free money for everyone (the fine print of course indicate massive strings attached).

    Other economies, for example, India, has the central rates set to 8+%, which is still too low, but shows that if you need someone else capital you need to pay a premium for it, and given that capital is in short supply, it would stand to reason that a premium must be charged for it.

    The problem is the unrealistic growth rates of mature economies dont allow for profiting via growth projections (rather than simply earning money). So the government steps in, turns on the free money spigot, gets the interest rates for savings down in the 1-2% range while diluting the value of the whole currency in order to prop up dying companies that ran the business like a Madhoff ponzi scheme.

    Bush isnt responsible for the crisis, congress is (no particular congress), the Executive of the US government (no particular one) and the US Federal Reserve System.

    Fundamentally, the government is trying to fix the prices of various things to "make it all work." This pulling on the invisible hand is a fools venture. As I predicted the housing collapse (and wished while doing so that I was wrong), I fear too the Austrian economists will ultimatly be proven right.

    We are a nation of partially educated whiney grabby idiots, and we got the government that represents this. The Chinese, India and other up and coming nations will show no mercy for this arrogant abuse of our status as the world's forex reserves.

    War and asset sales will continue to be the only option for this scheme until it is corrected at the core.
    And to say that the government has already averted a depression by doing what they did (most of the monies injected wont be "felt" for some time), is just arrogance and stupidity.

  110. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by arminw · · Score: 1

    .... that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable...

    Of course most people nowadays believe in the theory of evolution which teaches that all life, including humans, evolved out of the primordial slime millions of years ago. Only a personal Creator God is capable of bestowing certain inalienable rights to human beings. How can primordial slime, or warm nutrient laden pools and the subsequent impersonal "natural selection" mechanism impart any right whatsoever to any human being? Only another PERSON, not some object or process, can give or take away human rights. Only I as a PERSON, can give you rights concerning my property or objects of mine. The objects or property do not have the power to grant rights to anyone.

    All the signers of the Constitution believed in a personal God, to whom they themselves, as well as all humans are ultimately accountable. They knew that it is the first and primary responsibility, yes indeed the reason why governments exist, to PROTECT (not give or take) these God-given rights. Today, to the extent that people both in and out of government no longer believe in their heart, that they are responsible to a supreme God, to that extent they take it upon themselves to lord it over other people. They have taken the position of rulers and manipulators of the public, rather than public servants.

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  111. Re:Actually I think this is dangerous for other re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You idiot. No one's talking about putting mosquito-killing lasers in orbit.

    You'd put one of these bug zappers next to the other bug zapper ... you know, the one on the porch, plugged into the AC socket in the wall. Or at the edges of a village, perhaps even in aircraft, like TFA said.

    Jesus Christ.

    You actually thought they were going to put this thing in fucking orbit?

    Quit eating those paint chips, man.

  112. Re:Actually I think this is dangerous for other re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....are you serious? You think they're proposing attacking the mosquitoes from _orbit_?
    The only similarity to the Star Wars program is that they're using lasers to shoot targets with a high degree of precision.

  113. Mod parent up by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    +5 Informative

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  114. Re:Actually I think this is dangerous for other re by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    o_0

    And here I was thinking of some small device in my backyard looking something like a mirror-ball spinning at very fast RPMs...

    Not so simple, no? I guess Home Depot won't be selling them anytime soon.

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  115. Gives new meaning by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    To "Don't send a cannon to kill a mosquito." Sorry, I couldn't resist :P

  116. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I have always told people that "the creator" here is referring to a "Supreme Construct Greater Than The Government."

    This is completely compatible with the US Constitution, where God and the Creator are not mentioned. The idea behind this declaration is to cut off the notion of the divine right of kings and that everyone, including the US Government, is not the ultimate power and as such cannot alienate certain rights that are afforded to all sentient living things.

    Modern Americans are generally completely out of touch with these notions which are clarified in historic documents of the period. They don't teach true American-style freedom in school. Everything is abridged and politicized to the point where we have a police state and the state is God.

  117. Flawless plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a much better plan.

    Simply engineer a virus that is deadly to moquitos but harmless to humans, and spread it through the human population.

    A perfect plan which could not possibly fail.

    I suggest the virus be named 'The Hubris Strain'

  118. citation needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how do know they're "damned efficient" ???
    your talking out of your ass. being dogmatic.

    Billions of people all over the world can't get rid of these fuckers, but you have it all figured out.
    care to back it up?

  119. Not Necessarily The News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did this on HBO back in the 80's.

    In stores now!

  120. Re:Actually I think this is dangerous for other re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFA, it says nothing about launching the lasers into space

  121. Paging Nolan Bushnell by mbstone · · Score: 1

    I know a guy who owns property in rural Alaska (a very swampy area), and in summer the mosquitos are terrible. He has been experimenting with the propane powered mosquito traps, and has found that he can't leave them out overnight. The problem? They catch so many mosquitos that the trap fills up and causes the whole thing to burn up.

    Sounds like it's time for a coin-op version.

  122. Real Men Of Genius..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    They ought to take one of these things to the Everglades and crank up the power.

    Throw in a BBQ and some cold beer and it would be the best Fourth Of July ever.

    Personally, I remember going to my grandparents' house when I was little and my grandfather would pull out this giant bug zapper and we'd listen to mosquitos explode all night long. Ahhhhh..... makes me think of that "Real Men Of Genius" radio commercial.

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  123. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Only one survivor would need to survive and procreate to pass the beneficial genes into the pool.

    On a geologic scale, humans can breed fast given no competition.

    In 50,000 years we've gone from almost nothing, to enough to cause a massive deer like die off from over breeding.

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  124. Re:Actually I think this is dangerous for other re by bronney · · Score: 1

    Don't worry bro, these "devices" will be in the shape of a long and thing flashlight with a thumb button to activate. You then swing it around the swarm of mosquitoes to kill.

  125. Re:You realize, this means laser resistant mosquit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask the American Bison how their tolerance for high-velocity lead injections is coming along.

  126. Fuck lasers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather they concentrate their efforts on biological warfare.

  127. We have a saying here.. by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

    and it's "shooting mosquitos with FLAK fire". Oh the meta-irony.

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  128. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Brickwall · · Score: 1
    In general, I agree with you, but I have to dispute the notion that Keynesian policies are not workable. Look north, my friend. Our past two governments (one Liberal, one Conservative) used the boom years to pay down the national debt. Now, the Conservative government's budget is positing $64 billion in deficits over the next two years to help us adjust to the likely failure of the auto industry and the financial crisis. (BTW, the government offered $200 billion in loan guarantees to the big six Canadian banks; not one of them took a dime. Canada's banks are considered some of the strongest in the world.)

    The problem with most so-called Keynesians is they don't save in the good times and run deficits in the bad times. They run deficits ALL the time. And I agree with you that the deficits will cause inflation and/or depreciation of the dollar (which are really two sides of the same coin, which is lower living standards for most Americans).

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  129. ROI on DDT is probably better... by hyperventilate · · Score: 1
    We had nearly wiped out malaria. It was down to a few cases. But we banned DDT and it came back and is now the 2nd biggest killer on the planet.

    We are likely to make the same mistake with Polio- forgetting to go the final inch. Almost eradicated is not the same as eradicated.

    DDT was used terribly irresponsibly. They sprayed my whole suburban neighborhood in Michigan where no malaria had been seen in 100 years. They killed all the bugs and birds and probably started quite a few extra Dioxin cancers, to avoid a few bites.

    But DDT is a really amazing insect repellent. Mosquitoes turn around and fly away from a house where the walls have been sprayed with just a small amount. That saves lives!

    I'm a big believer in lasers and robotics to kill pest bugs on plants and weeds.

    But we already know how to stop malaria. Long lasting mosquito nets and a bit of DDT and good basic health care and treatment of infected people is the answer we can afford.

    Just because we used DDT irresponsibly shouldn't give us the right to ban it worldwide. We should have found a way to continue to use it in a more appropriate fashion. We could have taxed it to make massive applications unaffordable. Could have treated it as a prescription medicine for treating the house.

    If we had regulated DDT right, the worlds 2nd biggest killer would no longer bother us, and one million people a year would not die of it.

    1. Re:ROI on DDT is probably better... by yerpo · · Score: 0

      DDT is not a magic wand like you want to portray it. Like any other insecticide, target organisms quickly become resistant, which is when it starts causing more harm than good. Using it irresponsibly alleviates this, but even with moderate use it slowly becomes of no use at all.

  130. Re:I would be delighted... tsarkon on budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Point taken, however - a huge country like Canada with massive amounts of uranium and tar sands and natural resources and a huge land mass with a scant 30 million people is an order of magnitude less of a problem to manage than a country with 10x its population, a serious leaky southern border, backfiring aggressive foreign policy, particularly with Iran, and the US is competing with countries like India and China whose middle classes are larger than the US's entire population. The top 5 students in every Indian and Chinese primary school out numbers all the kids in primary school in the US.

    So there are a few problems, Keynes calls it "the paradox of thrift" and suggested that policies forcing people not to save is a "good idea." The guy wanted people spending all the time, or if he didn't, he never conveyed that to his protégés well enough for them to not do what they are doing. Right now the plebeians in the US are actually stashing cash, and everyone from Obama to the media is trying to get people to spend spend spend. The best thing for the long term is for people to prepare for the coming hell, not set out with no reserves.

    I have seen Keynes invoked to justify nearly every bad move in the past decade, and its warming up to be a potential currency collapse, the collapse of the US Treasury and Federal Reserve notes, and a collapse of the NYSE. And then they invoke Keynes to suggest the best way out of the mess is to spend out of an already near-critically debt massed black hole.

    I am not a fan of Breton Woods, I'm not a fan of baseless fiat currencies, and while I'm certainly not a 'gold bug,' I think the potential for an Austrian-school-of-economics "I told you so" is high, and not something we all want to see.

    Its plain. A house is run like a town is run like a country or business is run like a state is run like a government. If there are things the government is doing that would either force your home into bankruptcy or into jail via fraud charges, then the government and banks shouldn't be operating in that fashion. A certain degree of stretchy liquidity is in order, but in terms of percent of GDP, there is no way of justifying what they US has now.

    Iceland failed at 850 percent debt to GDP. The US is at 350 and rising. Its not a good thing at all.

  131. Re:Actually I think this is dangerous for other re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For example, imagine if you could blind even a small fraction of New Yorkers, especially those driving on the roads on rush hour....

    They might be unable to read their cell phones and would be unable to continue their important texting.
    I've seen things, horrible things, and they often occur in cars with NY plates on them...

  132. Re:Actually I think this is dangerous for other re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with ernst stavro blofeld killed for good, the other terrorists are merely small fries. no need to worry here

  133. lasers by Balance+Man · · Score: 1

    pew pew pew

  134. Groen Brothers commercial Starwars Musquito Defens by hithar · · Score: 1
  135. Isn't this like... by iwein · · Score: 1

    ... killing a mosquito with a cannon?

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  136. We don't need lasers by owndao · · Score: 1

    We'll nuke 'em from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

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