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  1. You're vastly overestimating the situation on Is Ubuntu Getting Slower? · · Score: 1

    Hell, how many geeks can say such phrases: "...was the phrase my girlfriend..."

    baby steps man... baby steps.

  2. Re:Upgrade on Hubble Repairs Hindered By Antiquated Computer Systems · · Score: 1

    On one hand the hardware is old and could probably use a revamp... on the other hand we did miss a few major bullets.

    After all, NASA could have decided to run Windows ME with an Nvidia graphics card with an IBM Deskstar 75GXP

  3. Of course the code was bad. on Greenspan Tells Congress Bad Data Hurt Wall Street · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Christopher Cox, chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission, told the committee that bad code led the credit rating agencies to give AAA ratings to mortgage-backed securities that didn't deserve them."

    What do they expect? Code can only handle preconceived models. If the programmers overlook something it's not like the code will fix itself.

    These models are based off of incomplete information and it's up to us to fill in the gaps. We've never had subprime mortgages en-mass before and the model likewise didn't know how to handle them.

  4. Re:I liked it, but... on Researchers Developing Cancer-Fighting Beer · · Score: 3, Funny

    SHHHHHH!

    that completely invalidates our excuse then:

    "Honey, Would you put that beer down and go mow the lawn?!"
    "Can't sweetie, it's time for my treatment!"

  5. Re:WTF?!?? on US's First Internet Votes To Be Cast This Friday · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think you misinterpret what the intention is. While voting is cast back to the US via the internet, these are still electronic voting machines in a designated location for military serving overseas to vote at. Registration is still subject to the same checking procedure and you can't just do this from home. What the worry is deals with the addition to internet encryption / security and not registration checks.

  6. Wait... on For 3 Years, Scammers Ran Truckless Trucking Company · · Score: 5, Funny

    1)Start trucking company
    2)... 3)Profit!


    So this is actually a valid business model?!?

  7. so many other options! on X-Rays Emitted From Ordinary Scotch Tape · · Score: 4, Funny
    You could have gone with:
    "Hey baby, I'm gonna get some scotch tape cause I wanna see your insides."
    -or-
    "If I'm scotch tape and your the vacuum then why don't we go release some energy."
    -or even-
    "If you want rapid pulses, I'll give you 1.2 inches a second."

    but instead you went with:

    Oh trust me, I "peel my tape in a vacuum" all the time....

    I'm sorry but I just can't accept that.

  8. Re:Can the article example serve as prior art? on X-Rays Emitted From Ordinary Scotch Tape · · Score: 1

    No, the article itself will not be able to be used as prior art. If the Russians wrote down their findings somewhere though, THAT potentially can be used.

  9. Re:kph? on Magnetic Levitating Trains Get Go-Ahead In Japan · · Score: 0

    "...approved routes for the 500kph maglev trains..."
    What the hell kind of unit is kph? kilos per hour?

    Yes, it's kilos per hour. They had to use a unique fuel source to get it to go as fast as they wanted it to and Cocaine was the only fuel that would keep it running through the night.

  10. Slashdotted? on Magnetic Levitating Trains Get Go-Ahead In Japan · · Score: 1

    Well at least their trains will go faster than their server!

  11. Re:wtf? on An In-Depth Look At Seagate's 1.5TB Barracuda · · Score: 1

    Um... Because the LaCie model uses two 1TB hard drives to store externally.

    The big news is the single-drive capacity reached 1.5TB meaning that external multi-drive enclosure could now reach 3TB.

  12. Re:When will hardware manufacturers get a clue? on An In-Depth Look At Seagate's 1.5TB Barracuda · · Score: 1

    Why would they ever go back to the drawing board with this drive?

    This is a Consumer-level SATA drive. IF someone even gets by the size of the drive the next thing they'll see is the price. At ~180 bucks it's honestly a steal!

    Even the most hardcore of gamers / power users would see that price point and say RAID Array, here I come!

  13. Link omitted on Company Announces $30,000 Prize For Solving iPhone Game · · Score: 4, Informative

    This appears to be the most relevant site and it includes game rules. This does appear to be blatant Slashvertizing though and should probably be on the Idle page.

  14. Re:Bulletproof? on Oil-Immersion Cooled PC Goes To Retail · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're trying to appeal to two growing demographics: hardcore gaming mobsters and gangsta autocad designers

  15. While this is in absolute terms... on Researchers Discover The Most Creative Time of Day · · Score: 4, Interesting

    it would be interesting to see what a shifted sleep schedule does to this. Personally I have a very flexible work schedule and generally wake up between 11 AM and noon and go to sleep between 3AM and 4AM.

    I actually feel the most creative around the 3-4PM area (which would be equivalent to most people's 10AM whereas around 7 or 8PM I start dragging serious amounts of creative ass unless I'm highly caffeinated.

    I'm not saying that me alone shows this is relational to the time you normally wake up, but it would be interesting to find that out also.

  16. Re:Obvious question ... on Why Most Published Research Findings Are False · · Score: 5, Funny
  17. I've had experience dealing with this! on CERN Releases Analysis of LHC Incident · · Score: 3, Funny

    If their machine opens a gateway to hell, I've dealt with that before... I forget where.

  18. Re:It worked on me. on Do Software Versions Really Matter? · · Score: 1

    It's really too bad though that they're just now getting around to releasing Windows 7.

  19. Re:Which way is this impressive? on World's Smallest IPv6 Stack By Cisco, Atmel, SICS · · Score: 1

    yeah, I did mean 128b and not Kb. I agree it's possible, but very difficult. If you do incorporate IPv6 functionality it's impossible to accomplish in the proposed 301 bytes which is what I was talking about.

  20. Re:Which way is this impressive? on World's Smallest IPv6 Stack By Cisco, Atmel, SICS · · Score: 1

    whoops, I see the error. I did mean bits not Kb... I feel stupid and humbled, but you can see from the above statement it's still what I meant to say.

  21. Re:Which way is this impressive? on World's Smallest IPv6 Stack By Cisco, Atmel, SICS · · Score: 1

    Way to misquote me, the exact quote is IPv6 addresses are 128Kb not 128K, not 128KB - 128Kb. If I'm not mistaken that's exactly 16bytes. He still has to implement the transfer protocol on top of that and he'd be hard-pressed to do it if 5% of his space is already gone.

  22. Re:Which way is this impressive? on World's Smallest IPv6 Stack By Cisco, Atmel, SICS · · Score: 1

    Considering the address space of IPv6 is 128Kb, it would be difficult to meet your requirement of 301 bytes. You do have to consider though the physical size of the memory required to carry it. I have a 1GB micro SD card for my phone that's about .5in x .3in x .02in that I purchased for 30 bucks about a year ago. The physical space and cost to implement an 11kb space is on the order of microns and minuscule fractions of a penny.

    Additionally IPv6 supports a ton of new features so the fact they can fit everything into 11kb is fairly impressive. Yes, if this were the good ol' days, it could have been done in ASM in bytes, but the additional security, multicast and autoconfig portions that are now handled by the implementation itself would still need space to run in software over top. If we're talking about enabling network devices like thermostats, you don't have a ton of processing power.

  23. Re:A string of meaningless words!! on Microsoft's Ethical Guidelines · · Score: 1

    Last I checked Microsoft's Exchange Server works well only with IE. Unlike Gmail or Yahoo mail. Exchange is lousy with Firefox, Opera or Safari. Where is the choice?

    Well that's easy, you get to choose whether or not you want it to work correctly!

    I hope that clears things up and you can see how committed Microsoft truly is!

  24. 10 forces? on 10 Forces Guiding the Future of Scripting · · Score: 5, Funny

    though JavaScript, Perl, PHP, Python, Ruby, Groovy, and other scripting tools are fast achieving the critical mass necessary to flourish into the future

    I didn't read the article, but from the summary I'll assume one of the forces is gravity.

    It's too bad it's such a weak force.

  25. Forgot a function on Firefox Add-On To Track Your Location Via Wi-Fi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Geode is designed to work with websites that rely on knowing your location, such as mapping, geotagging services, and location-based advertising.

    Hey, they've got to be making money off of it somehow.