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  1. Re:SETI Scientists? on Scientists Fly to 2008's Most Dazzling Meteor Shower · · Score: 0, Funny

    Knowing the type of people to be SETI scientists, they're probably looking for Bukkake Of Galactic Proportions.

    (Hint: I'm kidding.)

  2. Re:OpenBSD PF Firewalls on Linux Firewalls · · Score: 0

    Is it available (or friendly) with Linux? Might give it a shot.

  3. Re:Close the door! on Sperm Could Power Nanobots · · Score: 3, Funny

    Leave me alone, I'm trying to save sick children in Africa!

    I am pretty conflicted on whether to laud or loathe you for thinking of the children.

  4. Re:That's great an all... on Sperm Could Power Nanobots · · Score: 0

    I...I can help.

  5. Re:I prefer Apple's approach on Security Researcher Chases Virus Maker Off the Net · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...Except that I would like to be in a position where there's a risk of getting Herpes.

    For once.

    Please.

  6. Re:The test on Fallout 3 Facts That Could Save Your Life · · Score: 0

    You should check out their headquarters in Christmas Island...

  7. Re:Super Mario Malware! on Malware Pulls an "Italian Job" · · Score: 0

    Mario sure screwed the peach this time.

  8. To make things easier- on Alternatives To Adobe's Creative Suite? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1.) Someone suggests an open source alternative to [graphics-editor/word-processor/audio-management]

    2.) Someone comments on the sheer mediocrity of aforementioned $ALTERNATIVE.

    3.)

    a. Someone brings up $ALTERNATIVE good points

    -or-

    b. Someone disses $LEADING_PRODUCT's management, pricing system, ethics, etc.

    4.) Someone mentions that aforementioned is irrelevant to the quality of the $LEADING_PRODUCT, then complains more about $ALTERNATIVE

    5.) Someone runs out of retorts, says "Go code it for yourself."

    6.) Someone comments on how they had sessions of lengthy, drawn-out fornication with your mother; alternatively, your sexual preference.

  9. Re:(sorry) on FAA Software Aims to Make Flights Easier · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree. It's plane retarded.

    *ducks*

  10. Re:Fungi Monsters on Radiation-eating Fungi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pshaw. They got nothing on fat, italian plumbers.

  11. Re:This is quite a paradox... on Jack Thompson Sues Microsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm Australian. So unless you've got a thing for over-zealous, insane lawyers (or fat, dirty legal entities with rights similar to an individual), I'd suggest your girlfriend. Wait-