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FAA Software Aims to Make Flights Easier

coondoggie writes "The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) this week expanded a program that it says will reduce flight delays during the peak summer season. The Airspace Flow Program gives airlines the option of either accepting delays for flights scheduled to fly through storms or flying longer routes to maneuver around them. The agency said that it rolled out a new software program that ensures airports impacted by bad weather receive the maximum number of flights that can safely fly to them."

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  1. (sorry) by The+New+Andy · · Score: 5, Funny

    This idea will never take off.

    1. Re:(sorry) by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, you're probably correct.

      The outbound flights (at the airport with bad weather),
      will be the ones that are delayed, instead of other
      flights whose destination is the airport with the bad
      weather being delayed.

      Ever sit on the plane at the gate for hours
      because of bad weather at your destination?

      Hot, no drinks, no food, no information, and
      you can't go back inside the terminal.

      With this plan, it will be the other way around,
      because it will mess up less airports.

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    2. Re:(sorry) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Is it too much to RTFA?

      The agency employed the program last year at seven locations in the Northeast. On bad weather days at major airports in the region, delays fell by 9 % compared to the year before.
    3. Re:(sorry) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is of course it's going to run on Windows. You could already say this is welcoming a crash landing or two.

    4. Re:(sorry) by JContad · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree. It's plane retarded.

      *ducks*

    5. Re:(sorry) by BrunoBigfoot · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not too bad, considering you're winging it.

      *rimshot*

    6. Re:(sorry) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if it can get Jack back on the island so we can see why he has to return, then by all means install Windows ME.

    7. Re:(sorry) by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      You guys are taking these aeronautical puns to new heights.

    8. Re:(sorry) by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      Meaningless. 9% is not statistically significant.

      Collecting stats on just the northeast region
      which is high traffic and high congestion does
      not extrapolate to the entire system.

      Furthermore, measuring the delays during the
      summer season proves nothing. The worst delays
      occur during the winter, when there is almost
      always a storm system (or two) somewhere over
      the country.

      During the winter, it's a 90% probability
      that a large airport is being impacted by wx.

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    9. Re:(sorry) by BrunoBigfoot · · Score: 0

      You have to appreciate our engine-uity as we pilot all on. Have some consideration; after all, telling bad plane jokes is a terminal illness. There's no need to carry-on like this.

      Yeah, that's the ticket.

      Anyways, enough of this. I gotta jet.

    10. Re:(sorry) by CapsaicinBoy · · Score: 4, Informative
      Meaningless. 9% is not statistically significant.

      Please turn in your geek card on the way out.

      Anybody that has passed intro stats at any level knows (or should know) that effect size and statistical significance are two completely separate measures. You can have a 2% improvement that is highly significant or you could have a 20% improvement that isn't - without the actual data you cannot know.

      Now, the question you are trying to ask is if, in medical terms, a 9% improvement is clinically meaningful. If I can show a new drug lowers blood pressure by 2mm hg every single time, the improvement will be statistically significant, but not in any way useful. Just yesterday I was running a hierarchical regression where the final predictor only improved the fit of the model by 3.3%, but the change in fit was certainly significant (p=.004)

      If you want to use the word significant as a synonym for meaningful that's ok I guess (I wouldn't). But please don't add the word "statistically" to the phrase in an attempt to make yourself sound smarter. It just makes communicating statistics to the public that much harder for those of us that actually do it for a living.

    11. Re:(sorry) by maxume · · Score: 4, Funny

      I figured there was a 75% chance that you would slam him for making up his 90% figure. I'm 100% disappointed.

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    12. Re:(sorry) by aurispector · · Score: 1

      "There are lies, damned lies and then there are statistics". Extra points if you can place the quote.

      The term "significance" is the weasle word here. If you are stuck on a hot airplane and have a choice for waiting 91 minutes or 100 minutes, the difference just isn't significant...to the poor fool stuck on the plane. (unless you ask him at 90 minutes which he would prefer.)

      Incidentally, this same program is being rammed down our throats where I live-they didn't even ask us because it's so significant! They tell us that by routing low flying airplanes over my house, they will reduce delays by a whole 3%! When I lie awake at 3:00 am, listening to large, low-flying jet aircraft as they roar directly over my house at full throttle, I will take comfort in that fact. After all, it's significant!

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    13. Re:(sorry) by tsalaroth · · Score: 1

      Sherman? (as in the General)

    14. Re:(sorry) by nharmon · · Score: 1

      The humor of your puns is still in the air.

    15. Re:(sorry) by undercanopy · · Score: 1

      how about the other way? instead of cutting the delay times by 9% (maybe not a big deal), they cut the number of delays by 9%.

      given roughly 28000 commercial flights per day in the US, if 10% (number from my ass, but i imagine it's low) are delayed, you're talking about 2,800 delayed flights. 9% of that is 252 flights per day that won't get delayed because of the new system. 252 is a lot of airplanes, and who knows how long those delays might have been... 30 min? 2 hours? most likely much longer than your example. 9 min on the runway can often be made up for in the air.

      Now, is it worth it when balancing that against the costs of the system? i don't know.

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    16. Re:(sorry) by GigG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "When I lie awake at 3:00 am, listening to large, low-flying jet aircraft as they roar directly over my house at full throttle, I will take comfort in that fact. After all, it's significant!"

      When you bought your house did you not notice that huge place with the long strips of concrete? That was an airport.

      --
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    17. Re:(sorry) by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      Point taken. I was looking at it from the passenger standpoint.

      TFA does not say how they measured delay.

      Was it the number of flights per 100 that had a delay,
      or was it the average delay in minutes per flight?

      From a passenger point of view, it's not that big
      of an improvement.

      From a airline point of view, yes, it will save
      them money on fuel costs.

      --
      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    18. Re:(sorry) by aurispector · · Score: 1

      Sure! What I mean is that they RE-routed the air traffic over my house. It used to go over the river, supposedly for safety reasons. I guess we are statistically safe enough-the FAA certainly wasn't interested in getting feedback on the issue.

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      I have mod points. The reign of terror begins now.
    19. Re:(sorry) by geeger · · Score: 1

      Damn. Have a beer (better yet, go out on a limb and have two). Sounds like you're great at your job and sounds like you love it. You must. Is that a pencil box in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Lighten up a bit. Remember those holiday weekends? Some people use them to actually relax and socialize with others without talking about what they do for a living. Some people have interesting jobs others don't. I believe you might fall into the latter category. Somethings just shouldn't be shared. The only thing that's going to speed up my life at the airport is paying the $100 and letting the govt intrude even more in my private life by doing a background check so I can speed through those damned security lines faster. Wonder what the stats are on how much faster I'll get through those lines are??? Maybe you can ponder that this lovely holiday weekend....Food for thought.

    20. Re:(sorry) by geeger · · Score: 1

      The best advice I can give and I fly weekly, is to work the system. I recently had knee surgery and due to all of the god forsaken summer travellers that we business travellers have to put up with this time of year, the security line was out the ass, so I asked for a wheel chair because I couldn't stand in line that long. They wheeled me right up to the front of the line past everyone else. When you're fed up, screw with TSA, limp and get a chair. You know you've seen those post-menopausal women do it who just don't feel like walking down the concourse. I on the other hand actually was recovering from surgery and would have been late due to the summer frenzy. Worked well for me. Try it sometime. It'll make you feel a whole lot better until some genius comes up with a better solution.

  2. If you asked me by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think they could make the whole flying experience better if they banned the TSA people from the security checkpoint... but that's just me. meh

    1. Re:If you asked me by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was just thinking the same thing going thru the airport yesterday. It used to be a few security personnel at the metal detectors and at least they were courteous. Now there is a legion of staff, most of whom seem to have been recruited with a 'Would you like to be a petty tyrant?' ad and who speak to you with a 'do as I say or I will fuck your day up so badly' manner because an environment has been created where what they say goes. Travelling is enough of a nuisance without these prats trying to piss you off as well.

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    2. Re:If you asked me by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Aaaah, the joys of being a 100k flyer. We actually get the nice folks... mostly. I did make the mistake of going in a non-premier line a few weeks back, and they actually had the gall to take my toiletries and leatherman. Don't know how many times I had gotten through with the same bag before...

    3. Re:If you asked me by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Travelling is enough of a nuisance without these prats trying to piss you off as well.

      The flight I took from Malaysia to Australia in January had a similar level of security and I put it down to the flight I was boarding being from the USA. Its not just happing at US airports. It is airports which aircraft transit to after leaving the US as well.

    4. Re:If you asked me by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      When I read comments like this, I wonder what most people are doing??

      I don't fly a huge amount--in 2006-2007 so far I've flown maybe 5-6 roudtrips. I have absolutely no doubt that there are some TSA people who are jerks. But in all my flying I don't think I've ever run into a one of them who wanted to "fuck up my day" or that I would "describe as a petty tyrant"

      You know, I don't get what's so onerous about the whole thing either.. Show my boarding pass (printed at home often)+ID to get it initialed. I take off my shoes, my jacket, put them on the belt. Put my laptop, keys, etc in a crate. Put my carryon bag on the rollers. Walk through. Done. *ONCE* in the past 5 years (maybe 2001, I forget) I was pulled aside and my bag was swabbed for explosives/chemicals/whatever on an international flight. It took all of 30 seconds. Once I didn't take off my shoes (stupidly) and they had metal that triggered the detectors. They pulled me over, I apologized for forgetting about my shoes, they wanded me, and that was it. Took like 2 minutes, total.

      Seriously, have you really had that bad experiences? Where are these occurring / what's happening?

    5. Re:If you asked me by dnahelix1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Off-topic to the original subject, but the TSA security just gets me agitated. I fly about once a month. First you show your id (which could be fake) and your boarding pass you printed at home (which could be fake). Then, ten feet later, you do it again. Why? who knows. Then I have to unpack. I take my router with me, chargers, ipod, camera, phone, laptop and the usual crap that goes with it. I usually pack them in a separate bag that goes in my carry-on, but have that bag out separately because then I don't have to go into the bag to get it out. Half the time, this causes an argument with the TSA person b/c I have now have too many bags. So I have to put the bag in the bag to get into screening only to have to pull it out again. The laptop has to be in a separate bin. The shoes have to come off, the sweater, laptop bag go in one bin. Then the carry-on bag. Now, let's not forget about the gels and liquids. They've literally spent four minutes telling me how I'm allowed a bigger bag. I tell them I don't need a bigger one, everything fits nicely in this small bag, thanks. They tell me again, I'm allowed a bigger bag. I roll my eyes. Let's remember the time where I had my inhalers without the prescription for them (it's usually on a box that the inhaler comes in) and they wanded it, swabed it, etc. I've had them look at my mascara and lip gloss with the utmost scrutiny, yet first-class people go by with their water bottles. So now, my stuff is in four bins, all over, they want my id and boarding pass, again (third time in probably 30 feet). I fly out of Chicago a lot and now it's winter and I had to take my shoes off so my socks are wet. I can't monitor my stuff because it's in four bins, they want to wand me for whatever reason (I didn't set the alarm off). They're going through my stuff, my feet are wet and now I get to pay $5 for a bottle of water that I could have filled for free. When I fly out of the small airport, they swab the bag there because it's only one flight going out at a time. If it sets off the detector, they call you up, you watch while they unpack your bag, stuff all over the place in plain view and then they shove it all back in the bag that took 2 hours to pack because it's Christmas. If you try and repack it to protect the breakables, they pitch a fit. And then, they want your ID and you to sign a form that says it's your bag. You ask for a copy of the form and what it's going to be used for and they won't tell you, just that it's for their 'records'. So let's review: They still don't know if I am me. My feet are wet, there's some slight public humiliation for underwear being thrown about, probably sick because I can't keep properly hydrated on the plane and I'm pretty sure I'm in some database that I will never be able to find out for why. We're really really safe now, aren't we?

    6. Re:If you asked me by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's the airports you fly through, or maybe you give off some bad vibes - but I've never had a problem with the TSA screeners.
       
      Even the time I was selected for the random full monte search, and they found the sheaf of maps with circles and arrows and approach routes etc... in my backpack. A quick (and polite) dicussion of geocaching, and I was on my way with no problems. It also helps that for years I've habitually travelled during off peak hours - nowadays that means I get to the airport when the lines are short and the screeners unharried.

    7. Re:If you asked me by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      That sounds truly painful...

      The way the boarding pass seems to work is...you get it authorized by a security person while you are in line (this is when they sign it). As you go from unsecure to secure, you have to show your pass again (I've never had to show ID again). Not the best system, no, but not too annoying either...

      I've flown in and out of Midway a lot, and always had good experiences there. My one experience with ohare was not as fun--mostly due to having to run across 30 minutes of airplane to BARELY make a flight.. but anyway!

      Don't mean to be a smartass but...why don't you pack better? You say you travel a lot, so you know the routine. Pack your stuff in checked luggage. Router etc in carryon? Bubblewrap in stowaaway! Do you REALLY need makeups, mascara etc for a 2 hour / whatever plane trip? What other liquids/gels do you need? More than can fit in a small ziptop bag?? do you REALLY need to wear a sweater when a jacket would do? (1 time having to unsweater in Chicago was enough for me..) do you REALLY have to pack your stuff so tightly that you can't repack it or show anything to the inspectors? You know what you're up against, deal with it! If you've got to repack it--get out of the way!! No one wants to wait for you to do that while everyone else just sits they're stalled up, I'd be pissed too if I was behind you in line and it was taking that long. Pissed people get mad at--as you're sure to know--the inspectors. So, if you're making a hassle for them, other people are getting mad at THEM.

      I basically agree with you--it's not a lot of fun! But as you've proven in your post, you know EXACTLY what you're going to run into, so there's no reason you can't modify your luggage+behavior to get through with no problem.

      Also, FWIW, i always leave my cellphone, wallet, charger, (and in the past ipod, Nintendo DS, etc) in my carryon as it goes through the machine, and it's never been stopped.

    8. Re:If you asked me by Bronster · · Score: 1

      I guess you've never been guilty of flying while ethnic, or flying while being shifty looking, or (heaven forbid) flying while having a similar name to someone on the s00p3r s3kr1t watch list.

    9. Re:If you asked me by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Flying while "ethnic" huh? Well, I can't say that I have (not liable to change, either!). I've flown with "ethnic" friends before and it went off fairly well.. I'm not sure I've heard stories of "ethnic" people being hassled in the security line either. I have spent a good bit of time on several flights studying up on Persian, and I emerged unscathed ;-) I'll ask some friends their opinions though.

      As for being shiftly looking--I don't really know what that entails. This is slashdot however, so you might infer something from that ;-)

      I guess you've probably had problems with all of the above? I mean, I assume that's why you'd bring them up?

    10. Re:If you asked me by glarbl_blarbl · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't fly that often, but my dad is a retired airline pilot so I get to see the industry from a different angle..

      Three years ago my family traveled to Ft. Bragg to see my brother off to the Iraq war (he's fine after serving two tours - he's now in the Army Reserve). On the way out, my mom (like my dad and brother, a military veteran) was stopped by the TSA because she set off the metal detector. She explained to the officer that she had a metal valve in her heart after a recent surgery. The officer told my mom that regulations required a pat-down search in that circumstance. My mom offered to show the officer the scar in private to avoid a strange person touching the still-healing scar, but the officer was adamant that the rules be followed. Add to this the fact that the airport is a two-hour drive and the flight left at 6AM and you get a fairly stressful situation.

      We spent a few days with my brother before he left for war, and on the way back my mom tried to be pro-active by telling the officer in Raleigh about the artificial heart-valve before she went through the metal detector. This time the woman doing the searching had a really nasty attitude (especially for 4:30 in the morning) and not only patted down my mother with her dirty gloves but actually made my 57 year-old mother take off her shirt not in a separate room but behind s flimsy screen adjacent to the security checkpoint.

      Yeah, "petty tyrants" sounds about right to me. Underpaid and overworked, too.

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    11. Re:If you asked me by Corbets · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I've never had that experience. I've flown around the US and Europe, and as a general rule (with one or two minor exceptions) I've found that a smile and a friendly hello are all that's required to make people treat you pleasantly. Sure, it's not like it keeps me from getting searched, but I've never had anyone been overtly rude or anything.

    12. Re:If you asked me by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Well that's a damn depressing story.. RDU's security area really does not have a lot of space.. i can believe that was quite unpleasant.

      Makes me wish that "profiling" wasn't such a naughty word..

    13. Re:If you asked me by maxume · · Score: 4, Insightful

      None of your 'pack smarter' tips would be necessary if the actual goal of the checkpoint was to make you safe. The problem is that the security is there to cover someones ass, and to make people feel safe. They don't need to check that you don't have big bottles of fluids, they need to be able to say they checked that you don't have big bottles of fluids.

      The fact that it is just plain stupid makes it all the more objectionable.

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    14. Re:If you asked me by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      So you'r the person in front of me that, although they look like a frequent flyer, cant seem to get their act together. I always thought it was just inexperience or a bad day. Thanks for confirming it's just obstinacy and ego - after all, you are soooo much smarter than those TSA idiots, why don't they simply trust you when you appear to have more bags than allowed, or that you have scripts for those random meds?

      Maybe you ought to face the situation as it is, instead of insisting that the world should revolve around you?

      Fact: TSA personnel are low wage and poorly trained.
      Fact: A lot of the rules are of marginal usefulness and are intrusive.
      Fact: There are about 200 people in line behind you know these facts, and who are wondering what the hell is taking you so long.

      Since we're in anecdote land, I don't fly once a month - I fly once a week. In and out of Atlanta - busiest in the world. I only need to use 1 bin (for the laptop and liquids bag), and all the rest of my crap stays in the carry-on or laptop case. If it's winter, I use another bin for my coat, but shoes and bags go on the conveyor. It goes like clockwork, except when I do something stupid (forget the phone on my hip or reach into the machine to get my shoes). The TSA personnel are invariably businesslike - not fawning, but certainly not the Secret Police. And I don't travel first class to get special treatment - I just adapted my travel so I could get through a trying process with the least amount of inconvenience.

      Oh, and just carry a friggin empty bottle through Security and fill it up at a water fountain on the other side - God knows we don't want you to get sick on the plane after your torturous experience.

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      "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
    15. Re:If you asked me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'll just pack any liquids in my checked bags, so the idiots who are screening them can open them, leave the tops off, then repack them such that they spill all over the rest of my stuff.

      And god forbid you should file a complaint - they'll brush it off with "it might not have been our screener so we can't help you" and you'll get the cavity search treatment every time you fly thereafter.

    16. Re:If you asked me by SkyDude · · Score: 1
      TSA = Thousands Standing Around

      It's a government agency after all.

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    17. Re:If you asked me by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Flying while "ethnic" huh? Well, I can't say that I have (not liable to change, either!). I've flown with "ethnic" friends before and it went off fairly well..

      I know an italian guy dark skin, dark curly hair, and with bushy eyebrows. He travels quite a bit. He knows from experience that he needs to cut his hair and his eyebrows short, or else he will be hassled. He has found that there is a remarkable correlation between the length of his hair (again, including that just over his eyes) and the amount of hassle he receives.

      Maybe it went well because they were with you and being with a white is good enough for the TSA.

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    18. Re:If you asked me by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I have not said--even once--that the system was great. Of COURSE the security is there to cover someone's ass. Welcome to LIFE, why exactly does this come as a surprise to you?

      Would you rather they not even try? The gels/liquids thing is stupid to me. Maybe they know something I don't? Maybe they're morons? I don't know. What I do know is... no gels/liquids.

      My point is merely that, we all know exactly what we're dealing with, and there's no excuse for not being able to modify our own behavior to easily get through security. 99% of the time, the process is exactly as onerous as YOU make it.

      I'm not going to comment on the race/ethnicity issue because I can't speak firsthand for that, but on everything else, I will ;-)

    19. Re:If you asked me by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that you seem to think it is perfectly acceptable. I totally agree that the best way to deal with bureaucracy is either to be prepared and follow the rules or avoid it all together. I don't like that money is being pissed away making ninnies feel safe and inconveniencing everyone else; it's worth trying to convince people that it isn't worth it.

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    20. Re:If you asked me by bberens · · Score: 1

      Maybe it shouldn't be the TSA's job to monitor whether or not I have a script for my inhaler. Maybe the whole point of carrying bottled water is that water from the tap is a disgusting cesspool. Maybe there's a huge amount of money and wasted time with almost zero additional security and it pisses people off. Maybe with more people expressing dissent there's a snowball's chance in hell of things changing.

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    21. Re:If you asked me by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 1

      From my journal:

      I think my thoughts of the differences were polarized on my trip through JFK back home from Sweden. It was late, and TSA was mostly unoccupied. As we approached the ribbon ropes that separated the non-existent lines, I saw a gang of urban youths, krunk, bling-bling, and all. Their baggy basketball jerseys and low pants flowed with their movements as they laughed and cackled among each other with exaggerated movements typical among boisterous youth. I wondered what they were doing near TSA, and figured they must be traveling somewhere. I passed them, and headed down towards TSA, thinking that this was something I saw badly imitated on EuroMTV. "Yo!" one of them said. I almost ignored the loud female voice, because experience taught me that you just don't turn around in reply to their taunts lest you get the crap beaten out of your suburban ass. "Ey! You goin' some whea?" said the voice. As the gang parted, I saw a short woman in a TSA uniform. "Ah need to see yo' tickets and passpo'ts!" I didn't see this woman with her friends. I wanted to say, "Sorry, I didn't see your short ass among these Michael Jordan wannbes, and you mind not shouting at this unprofessional gathering of your friends that follow you to work? That is wack." But I fumbled for the passports and boarding passes while the other youth towered around me, giggling. That's right. I don't feel safe in America. I had forgotten this. "A'ight," she said, "you go to the man over dea. You got a laptop?" Instinctively, instead of saying yes, I said, "I'll remove all electronic devices as instructed by the sign." That made the youth giggle some more, as one of them imitated me under his breath. "A'ight... g'wan, deyn." She said. A few steps away, they all broke into laughter.

      The TSA guy, who looked like someone had pissed on his whole life, and the fact I owned one of them "laptop things rich folk have" was unfair, rapidly ripped it open badly, breaking the faceplate of the disk drive into two pieces. Nice. He put the pieces of the faceplate back in the laptop like that was par for course, closed the screen onto them, and tossed it back down the rollers to he could sit down and get back to his miserable rest break or something. Great. This is why I brought the old one, but I thought *I* would do the damage on this trip by dropping it or something. The laptop is fine, except for the faceplate, which is a minor cosmetic issue, but that whole event snapped me back into why I am so tense all the time. Most of America is very unfriendly and many of the people in "service jobs" act like things are unfair and someone owes them something. This shit did not happen to me in Heathrow, and it certainly did not happen to me in Arlanda. Man, no wonder we're losing tourists. You know how many forms a non-US citizen has to fill out now just to get through passport control? And they fingerprint foreign people, too. Both index fingers. Damn. "Welcome to America... we're watching you, don't do anything funny! Is that fruit? HEY! Your foreign ass been to a farm or handled farm tools? Bitch, I be speakin' to you! SPEAK ENGLISH!!!"

    22. Re:If you asked me by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      It's a good point.

      But I don't really know if it's a waste or not. I mean, I would assume that airport security precautions today would greatly discourage another 9/11, or a Red-shoe-bomber, etc. I don't think the entire process is a waste--though as I said, I am very skeptical to the liquids. No hijackings, no bombings, etc. Now who knows if there would have been any of those things without the added security? Nobody...

      How exactly do you know that money is being "pissed" away just to make "ninnies" feel safe? I mean, do you REALLY think that's the only reason there is added security?

      The reason I got involved in this thread was not the whole TSA/etc raison d'etre, but simply, the people @ airports are just doing their jobs. I don't see any reason to be aggressive to them, make their jobs more difficult, rant about how they all want to go around "fucking up people's days" and being "petty tyrants" because we don't like the fact that we have to go through seecurity, and that in fact, I didn't even find security that bad. I never set out to make any bigger point :-)

    23. Re:If you asked me by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      I don't fly a huge amount--in 2006-2007 so far I've flown maybe 5-6 roudtrips. I have absolutely no doubt that there are some TSA people who are jerks. But in all my flying I don't think I've ever run into a one of them who wanted to "fuck up my day" or that I would "describe as a petty tyrant"

      I haven't personally run across them, but in addition to the other stories people have already brought up, you might want to take a look at this.

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    24. Re:If you asked me by maxume · · Score: 1

      Look up some of the stuff that has happened anyway. They caught a drunk guy sleeping in a plane, he had jumped the fence and climbed into the plane, while drunk, without getting noticed. If that can happen, then passengers aren't quite the problem. Demented charter security required soldiers to hand over nail clippers and lighters, but not their M-16s.

      Locking, re-enforced cockpit doors solved the 9/11 gambit. Planes may end up crashing, but they aren't going to end up crashing into large occupied buildings.

      (I've heard a story that Northwest pilots regularly carried pistols during the pre 9/11 era. I don't have anything to back it up, but no Northwest planes were involved, and they serve JFK and LeGuardia)

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    25. Re:If you asked me by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Re: Drunk Guy. Haven't heard that one... I'm not quite sure what the point is. That security is not perfect? What do you suggest? No security? Where's the "happy medium"? Nail clippers idiotic? probably..

      the point is--no hijackings since 9/11. Like I said earlier, I don't know if that is due to added security or what, but, nothing bad has hapened. That's not to say nothing bad could or will ever happen, and I don't know how causal the relationship is, but I REALLY don't understand what you are advocating.

    26. Re:If you asked me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about parent poster, but I do need makeup, etc. for the flight. I get on sans makeup so that I can sleep on the red eye flight I'm taking and wash my face in the morning and put on my makeup. This allows me to look professional when I go to my business meeting right after getting off the plane. I have a change of clothes in my carry-on for the same reason, so I won't look like I slept in my clothes.

      As for liquids and gels, yes, I do need my nasal spray and facial moisturizer when I'm in a dry environment, and I like to have hand sanitizer so I can clean my hands before eating. How fortunate for you that you don't need such things, but many do.

    27. Re:If you asked me by dnahelix1 · · Score: 1

      The fact is at one airport, they told me having all the chargers and wires and stuff put together was way easier to screen in a bag outside of the roller board. It's not a huge bag; it fits perfectly fine in the rollerboard. I just have it out so I don't have to stop, pull it out while I'm trying to undress, get the laptop out, put it in it's own bin and keep track of all the stuff. Trying to explain it to the low wage and poorly trained TSA agent only amplifies the problem.

      In Houston last week, I put the liquid bag on top of the laptop in the bin and you thought the world was going to crash to end. Again, the poorly trained TSA agent put it in a separate bin instead of just putting it on top of the other stuff. I've tried putting the shoes and bag on the conveyor and it's different depending which airport. The small one, bin. Chicago, bin. Austin, depends what day it is, not really sure. Same with Houston.

      The inhalers. Sorry. I've been asthmatic since I was a kid and the changes in the plane only aggravate it more. But, again, I had to go to the drugstore to get copies of the prescription label just to satisfy them. Last week, they didn't even look at the inhalers. I used to drink about a liter of water on the plane and it stopped me from getting a cold during my trip. My sincere apologies to you for having a weak immune system. Read any article about traveling, though, and they say keeping hydrated is key to not getting tired or sick.

      The point is, I'm not the idiot who doesn't know what they're doing. In fact, I do. The fact of the matter is is that the policies are different and if they are in reality the same, inconsistently applied between airports. If I try to find out what happens to MY information when it sets off some alarm for some random reason, I can't find out.

    28. Re:If you asked me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a story for you. I flew about 7 times last year, two of which were international (Europe, I live in the U.S.). I have never been called for a random inspection (white male, mid 20s). I have a friend from Jordan who has flown international/domestic about five times over the past several years, and he has had a "random" inspection every single time.

      Seems like flying "ethnic" is already a red flag, even if they say they don't profile.

    29. Re:If you asked me by dnahelix1 · · Score: 1

      Hell no am I going to check my luggage. I've gotten it down to the roller board. 50% of the time, I've got a connection into the small airport in College Station from Dallas. One summer, I had to stay in Dallas every time because of weather, delay out of Chicago or my personal favorite, the flight to College Station was canceled because of mechanical trouble. I don't need my mascara for the two hour flight. My god, I'm far from a high-maintenance. I'd just like to have my stuff with me when I get where I'm going.

      The Christmas flight I was talking about was my checked luggage. The airport is small enough where they don't use X-Ray, they wand it and search it by hand. I'm sorry, but it's checked luggage for a reason--the bag is too big. It's Christmas, I've got gifts to go home and I follow the guidelines on they suggest I pack (potential breakables in the middle, not wrapped, etc). They should at least have the courtesy to pack it back without shoving it all in there.

      Again, the point is, inconsistency. Some airports want stuff in, some want it out. Some see the wires in the bag and don't care, others it causes a secondary screening. All that money and time and we're still not safe.

    30. Re:If you asked me by maxume · · Score: 1

      And there weren't any for 5 years before 9/11.

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    31. Re:If you asked me by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Just avoid the checkpoints altogether and get your pilot's license. I've seen people blow more money on a ski trip than a Private rating, and anyway -- it's fun.

      Get some Instrument flying skills and that rating too, and you're even better off.

      It's not cheap, and no corporation on the planet wants to know that you're flying yourself somewhere, but who cares?

      You get to leave when you want, (weather permitting), take along what you want (yes, you're allowed to leave your Leatherman on your belt), and you even get to taxi out ahead of airplanes full of sheep who had to go through the "inquisition" inside the terminal building, and... oh yeah, it's fun!

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  3. SFO's 1-2-3 Rule by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 0
    1 small cloud + 2 planes aloft = 3 hour delay

    Is flying through storms all that good of an idea? Really?

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  4. better all around by wizardforce · · Score: 3, Informative

    they aren't flying through storms, they fly AROUND storms- they aren't stupid. their choices increase from just straight up delays to either flying around a storm or a delay [they didn't do this already?] it is a good improvement- the delay could be a lot less and if it works well things will get better.

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    1. Re:better all around by jmv · · Score: 1

      How long 'til a plane runs out of fuel because someone forgot to add some more to cover the extra distance?

    2. Re:better all around by A+Holstenson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Probably never, these days they actually do some calculations to decide how much fuel to carry.

      There are a few different configurations for the route taken by a plane. The most common is from a departure point to an arrival point and from there the possibility to reach a alternate airport. Other configurations are for two alternates and such things as replanning while in flight to decide if they should continue to the destination or head for the alternate.

      Anyways, the regulations say that you should carry enough fuel to reach the airports on your route, which includes the alternates. So on a regular flight there will always be some fuel left when landing. In the case as described by the GP they probably wont run out of fuel while flying around the storm. And if fuel runs low there are always the regulation that for every point on your flightplath you should never have more than one hour to the nearest airport.

      Don't worry, flying is actually pretty safe.

    3. Re:better all around by mpe · · Score: 2, Funny

      How long 'til a plane runs out of fuel because someone forgot to add some more to cover the extra distance?

      Depends if the pilots are from Canada, in which case it would probably not be too much of a problem.

    4. Re:better all around by hazzey · · Score: 1

      they aren't flying through storms, they fly AROUND storms- they aren't stupid. their choices increase from just straight up delays to either flying around a storm or a delay [they didn't do this already?] it is a good improvement- the delay could be a lot less and if it works well things will get better.

      With all of the talk about saving fuel to cuts costs, is there any airline that would take the longer (greater fuel cost) route?

  5. Government Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Software written for the feds. That usually turns out well...

    1. Re:Government Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      I hope you don't expect miracles from 2.1 billion software budget.
      http://www.fcw.com/article81246

      Senators triple FAA software program's funds

      BY Randall Edwards
      Oct. 24, 2003

      Senators recently approved a 215 percent budget increase for a major software acquisition program of the Federal Aviation Administration even though an inspector general described the project as a high-risk investment.

      The Senate's version of the fiscal 2004 Transportation, Treasury and General Government Appropriations bill includes $223.5 million for the FAA's En Route Automation Program (ERAM). That's more than triple the $71 million spent on the project in fiscal 2003.

      ERAM is designed to replace hardware and software systems that have monitored high-altitude aircraft through the National Airspace System for more than 30 years. Scheduled for deployment in 27 facilities by 2010, ERAM has an estimated total cost of $2.1 billion.

      The Transportation Department's inspector general began auditing ERAM in mid-September and had already issued a Sept. 10 report that criticized the FAA's major modernization programs, including ERAM, for high costs and developmental delays.

      Senators approved the ERAM increase despite the Appropriations Committee's disappointment that the FAA's budget request "provides insufficient details for a program of this importance and magnitude."

      As a condition of funding, the committee requested that the agency include a detailed explanation of specific ERAM tasks and the associated costs for each within the fiscal 2005 budget.

      In its report, the committee pointed out "the potential for dramatic cost escalation if the program is not managed effectively" and cited the FAA's "traditional difficulty with complex, software-related acquisition programs."

      ERAM is one of several high-cost FAA projects intended to modernize the air traffic control system. They include the Wide Area Augmentation System, the Standard Terminal Automation Replacement System and the Next-Generation Air/Ground Communication program.

    2. Re:Government Software by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I hope you don't expect miracles from 2.1 billion software budget. http://www.fcw.com/article81246

      I agree, thought replacing hardware and software that's over 30 years old sounds like a good idea. So, I hope it's not wasted money.

  6. .ppt? by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 1

    What kind of software company uses PowerPoint to illustrate their application?

    1. Re:.ppt? by idego · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Microsoft

    2. Re:.ppt? by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 4, Funny

      These developers should have been REAL men and developed from scratch their own presentation software and released the presentation in their OWN format.

      To me as a consumer, that says: "These guys are serious."

    3. Re:.ppt? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      What kind of software company uses PowerPoint to illustrate their application?

      Practically all of them, unfortunately. Even our company Christmas dinner has had a power point presentation for the last couple of years. Its hard to kick off the old thought processes without a slide for prompting.

    4. Re:.ppt? by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 1

      I loathe that application greatly.

      Our company has generated > 700mb presentations for regional meetings, a particular one which required on-the-spot laptop upgrades to memory to even be able to run it.

      It did turn out to be a very nice presentation, though.

    5. Re:.ppt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen professional print advertising agency "artists" send color work that has to be proofed and color corrected to a $500,000 dye sub printer from PowerPoint before. Say that again slowly to yourself: professional color print work, Microsoft PowerPoint. Now weep softly to yourself that these people are still employed and their companies profiting.

      A company that has a marketing department using ppt to illustrate something software engineers are working on? Pfffft, call me when you have something that can actually shock me.

  7. Just moving the delay into the air by PDMongo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems like this is a partial response to the backlash of people getting stranded on planes on the ground during bad weather. Now the airlines have the option of putting the planes in the air, and flying the long way around to avoid the weather.

    The end result is that people will still be spending more time in airliners.

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    1. Re:Just moving the delay into the air by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It will mean longer flights but I guess the airlines feel it's less expensive to burn the extra fuel rather than deal with or compensate stranded and irate passengers.

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    2. Re:Just moving the delay into the air by fuego451 · · Score: 1

      Now the airlines have the option of putting the planes in the air, and flying the long way around to avoid the weather.

      With fuel prices up and production now down due to refinery maintenance, as per the evening news, this seems like the perfect solution to a TSA created problem. Perhaps it would be more economical if the airlines could figure out a way to debark the passengers of a weather grounded airplane without creating extra TSA problems. They could save some fuel and wouldn't have to raise ticket prices, again.

    3. Re:Just moving the delay into the air by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It will mean longer flights but I guess the airlines feel it's less expensive to burn the extra fuel rather than deal with or compensate stranded and irate passengers.

      Last week, I took a flight from Shanghai to Xiamen (SSS airline). Due to air traffic issues, we were stranded on the ground for an hour or so. In fact, the same amount of time it would have taken to fly to Xiamen had we left as scheduled. Needless to say, one guy was shouting and yelling about this. You could also hear everyone's irate attitude toward this airline even through it wasn't there fault. Shit happens, and air traffic control is there to make our flights safer. Unfortunately, customers only view what's directly in front of them as the fault.

      While I'm not in favor of burning more fuel, it just makes economic sense. It's worth the extra fuel expense to keep loyal customers. Besides, they'll just roll up the extra costs in the ticket price next time around.

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    4. Re:Just moving the delay into the air by the+pickle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The end result is that people will still be spending more time in airliners.

      You make it sound like routing around a thunderstorm actually adds a significant amount of time to the flight, as compared to spending several hours on the ground waiting for the weather at a destination to clear up.

      For en-route weather, the additional time spent in flight is minimal (on the order of seconds to a few minutes, occasionally as much as 10-15 minutes). For weather at the destination airport, there isn't anything that can be done once the holding fuel is burned anyway -- the flight has to divert to its alternate unless the destination airport has become an option (not the case most of the time).

      This software will not affect the amount of time people spend in the airplane at the alternate one bit. Yes, it may increase the time they spend *airborne* by some immeasurably small percentage, but it's more likely to *decrease* the overall time spent in the aircraft, since its whole purpose is to reduce ground delays at the departure airport.

      Disclaimer: I work in the industry, so I might possibly have a clue what I'm talking about.

    5. Re:Just moving the delay into the air by AlphaOne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You make it sound like routing around a thunderstorm actually adds a significant amount of time to the flight, as compared to spending several hours on the ground waiting for the weather at a destination to clear up.

      Not only that, but going around weather isn't something new... aircraft have been doing that for as long as they've been in the air.

      It sounds to me that all this new software does is fill empty arrival slots with other aircraft whenever a cancellation or delay occurs. I'm surprised they haven't been doing this the whole time.

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    6. Re:Just moving the delay into the air by Oswald · · Score: 1
      This is not about the option to go around weather. This about the option to go around the area that aircraft are going around weather in. That can add up to a lot of extra miles--several hundred for any storm system worthy of the name.

      It will cost a good bit of extra fuel some times (sometimes they would have burned it anyway holding at the destination if their luck was bad), but it's still going to be a popular option because customers and bosses and pilots like to get the hell going. Despite the OP's complaint about spending extra time on planes, most people don't get irritated until they feel like no progress is being made, and flying around at 440kt feels like progress even when it's maybe not exactly.

    7. Re:Just moving the delay into the air by mpe · · Score: 1

      Last week, I took a flight from Shanghai to Xiamen (SSS airline). Due to air traffic issues, we were stranded on the ground for an hour or so. In fact, the same amount of time it would have taken to fly to Xiamen had we left as scheduled. Needless to say, one guy was shouting and yelling about this.

      This can be a good way to get kicked off the plane.

      You could also hear everyone's irate attitude toward this airline even through it wasn't there fault.

      Sure the crew, especially the flight attendants, were delighted too :)

  8. I hope that is not windows based by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    it it is we may be in for some real bad crashes.

    1. Re:I hope that is not windows based by compro01 · · Score: 1

      guess i better take a aisle or centre seat then.

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  9. Flying Through storms... by DieByWire · · Score: 5, Informative

    Is flying through storms all that good of an idea? Really?

    "Flying through storms" isn't an accurate description - it's what happens when the mainstream press reports on a technical issue.

    Nobody flies through thunderstorms. At least knowingly and on purpose. You fly between them (or over them if you're not stuck in a A320.)

    Delays happen in the summer because the traffic trying to pass an area or line of thunderstorms enroute has to squeeze into the areas between cells. Controllers have to maintain a specified spacing between aircraft, so when you have less space for traffic, you have to accept less traffic.

    In the past, the FAA would hold aircraft on the ground to keep traffic at a rate the affected area could handle. As I read the summary, it looks like they're going to give airlines the option sitting it out on the ground (rate limiting) or of rerouting well outside of the affected area - effectively a choice between a departure delay or a longer route with ahe increased fuel burn.

    Choice is good.

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    1. Re:Flying Through storms... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The South Dakota School of mines operated a T-28 for many years that flew into thunderstorms for research purposes. It was retired in 2006. See http://sdmines.sdsmt.edu/pressrelease/2006June/t28

    2. Re:Flying Through storms... by daBass · · Score: 4, Informative

      or over them if you're not stuck in a A320

      I am not sure what you mean; an A320/319/321 has a higher service ceiling than all but the newest 737-700/800. And the difference between 39K and 41K isn't that big anyway.

      In fact, most pilots who have flown both will tell you the A320 is a much smoother ride in rough weather because the fly-by-wire responds so much faster to any unwanted movement than a non-FBW plane that just bounces around and with the auto pilot responding only to longer term deviations. (ie: the auto-pilot is happy as long as the course and altitude are OK, short pitch and roll changes aren't important) Having been a passenger way too many times on both, I have noticed the same.
    3. Re:Flying Through storms... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an ATC student and my radar professor has often made jokes about the horrible climb rates of A320s he observed working as a controller. At school we nickname it the ScareBus. This may be what the other poster is referring to.

    4. Re:Flying Through storms... by DieByWire · · Score: 1

      >>or over them if you're not stuck in a A320

      >I am not sure what you mean; an A320/319/321 has a higher service ceiling than all but the newest 737-700/800. And the difference between 39K and 41K isn't that big anyway.

      I was just trolling for 320 pilots from a 757 point of view (i.e., looking down several thousand feet.)

      Service cieling isn't necessarily a good measurement of in service performance - it just tells you how high you can get an empty airplane, not one that's making money. The A320's typically cruise several thousand feet lower than 757's.

      Incidentally, the 757 is certificated to only 42K. It's capable of a lot higher, but limited due to the time it takes to descend to a lower altitude in the event of a depressurization.

      But, yes, 'stuck in a A320' was bait...

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    5. Re:Flying Through storms... by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1

      I am not sure what you mean; an A320/319/321 has a higher service ceiling than all but the newest 737-700/800. And the difference between 39K and 41K isn't that big anyway.

      Actually, the majority of the 737's flying around the US are the next-gen 737-700s, -800s, and -900s at this point. And the difference between FL390 and FL410 is quite substiantial when you are trying to avoid weather - if you are below the tropopause, most likely you will be caught in the blowoff from the tops and unable to see most wx out there, and so you'll be feeling your way around with radar. A two thousand foot difference can put you in the clear, and make it far easier to avoid them. This is why radar summary charts indicate the height of the tops as well as direction of movement and intensity.

      Of course, in the real world, though, the service ceiling is not usually achieveable, particularly with the loads being as heavy as they are - there are not too many empty seats!

      In fact, most pilots who have flown both will tell you the A320 is a much smoother ride in rough weather because the fly-by-wire responds so much faster to any unwanted movement than a non-FBW plane that just bounces around and with the auto pilot responding only to longer term deviations. (ie: the auto-pilot is happy as long as the course and altitude are OK, short pitch and roll changes aren't important) Having been a passenger way too many times on both, I have noticed the same.

      What you just said contradicts itself - it the FBW a/p responds so much faster to unwanted movement, that will generally generate a much ROUGHER ride, because of the faster accelerations involved in precisely maintaining a course and altitude. Most autopilots have a degree of 'slop' built into them for this reason. The thing the Airbus FBW a/p has that you probably notice is that it's primarily a gee-limited envelope for manuevers vs. being a deviation limited envelope - meaning, the response of the autopilot is first limited by the accelerations that the aircraft would undergo. This tends to lead to a 'smooth' feeling ride, at the cost of allowing substaintial deviations from altitiudes and headings.

      But if you're poking around the tops of thunderstorms, hopefully nobody else will be around, right? ;)

    6. Re:Flying Through storms... by cwebster · · Score: 1

      They already give us the choice if waiting it out or reroutes. The call them "Ground Delay Programs" and the cause us to be issued "Estimated Departure Clearance Times" (EDCT for short). If the volume problem is at the destination airport we just have to live with them (daily when you're flying in and out of newark all day). If its weather and the constraint is an arrival corridor they'll reroute us. Sometimes this means instead of coming up over DC we'll be sent west over the pa/ohio border around lake erie and into ny, and then routed from the north down a line from albany to sparta. That will kill the fuel burn....

      What this article is about though is the FAA wants to use a computer to predict flow managment around pop up storms and let the computer do all the work. They tried this last summer and i think it lasted all of 2 days before they shut it off and let the traffic management guys do thier job. Which by the way is still a poor job. The TMA units are rumored to be controllers that couldnt hack working traffic on the scopes, and based on the stuff i see daily at work thier flow management isnt so hot either. Nothing like sitting out a 2 hour ground delay only to be given shortcuts all the way to newark, asked for best forward speed and when you finally do get to the airport you're "#1, cleared for the visual, tower's 118.3". makes no sense to me, but im just a pilot, so whatever.

    7. Re:Flying Through storms... by daBass · · Score: 1

      Ah, right, that is why it is a smoother ride. That makes a lot of sense, thanks for explaining it!

    8. Re:Flying Through storms... by daBass · · Score: 1

      Good; I quite like being a passenger on A320s, more so than on 737s. I never cared much for 757s but that could be because most 757s I have been on were crappy old ones operated by Delta and United...

      Most of my flying is short to medium haul in Europe, where 757s aren't very popular because they are designed to take a relatively small number of people quite a long way - something we don't need much over here. (767s are popular here because they do both short haul and transatlantic quite efficient; you can do the 500 mile monday morning LHR-CGN business run and then take it from LHR to JFK in the afternoon)

    9. Re:Flying Through storms... by daBass · · Score: 1

      Oh, and also: do you ever get that high? I have never seen a plane I was on break through FL390. But that could be because we in Europe don't have quite the severe weather systems like you guys get.

    10. Re:Flying Through storms... by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1

      Yes, that occurs quite frequently in my experience in EWR - particularly on the FQM arrival in the evening. Just out of curiosity, whom do you fly for? I work for the folks with the golden meatball on the tail, and been based out of EWR for the last 10 years...

    11. Re:Flying Through storms... by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1

      Not too frequently - I don't fly the -800 and -900s as often as I like (they are in a higher pay category, so they tend to go fairly senior...), but the most common time we've gone up to FL410 is on the red-eyes back from the west coast. They are usually pretty lightly loaded, and so it's worth it to go up there. On the Carribean turns, which is what I do most of the time, we're usually too heavy to start, and it's a major pain to climb once you are on the Atlantic routes (HF radio + relayed clearances = PITA)... But it also might be that the pilots didn't announce step climbs later in the flight - so you may have been up to FL410 without knowing it! Since 9-11, a sense of humor, or for that matter, any communication from the cockpit beyond the absolute minimum has been... 'discouraged'. You know the signs in airports about not making jokes? That attitude seems to have permeated what used to be a pretty fun industry, at least in the States....

      Cheers,

    12. Re:Flying Through storms... by daBass · · Score: 1

      One thing I notice about the difference between European and US airlines is how trigger happy you guys are on the seatbelt sign! Don't turn it off to begin with until cruise, then the slightest single bumb and it's own again for the (very quiet) next half hour. And then when it is on again for seemingly no reason and you are busting for the loo and decide to get up, the cabin crew starts shouting for you to sit down with a fear in their voice as if your untimely demise is imminent. Oh, and of course the movie is interupted by the cabin crew (in two or three languages if transatlantic) every single time the sign goes on.

      BA on the other hand - depending on rate of climb - tends to turn it off well before cruise and when it is on during the flight even with a little rough weather, it is just treated as advisory and nobody will bat an eyelid if you get up for a walk. And they interupt only the first time it's turned on.

      My sister works the cabin at KLM and they definitely still have a lot of fun. She took my mum along on a 4-day stopover in Johannesburg in December (of course she was seated on the upper deck) and - probably knowing they'd hang out for the next few days anyway - the captain even invited her for a tour of the flightdeck and with 20 minutes to go he came back to invite her to take the jumpseat for landing and talked he through it. (Jo'burg isn't exactly O'hare...) I doubt any US airlines would still do that!

      Speaking of flaunting the rules: When I was in Kenya last year, the guys flying us back to Mombasa from the Masai Maara in a Czech made L410 decided to buzz the beach. It was easy to look over his shoulder at the instruments and he took it down too 100 feet! I asked him later if that was legal here and he just said: "It's Kenya, anything is legal" :D

      Well, I just moved to a GA friendly country (Australia) so I plan to start on my PPL soon. No big asperations, just something fun for the weekend.

      Cheers,
      Bas.

    13. Re:Flying Through storms... by cwebster · · Score: 1

      yup, i've made it to just a few miles shy of slate run only to be given a due north heading for "ny center airspace avoidance" until they can throw direct hancock at us. Followed up by direct sparta max forward, direct teterboro call the field. I also have a golden meatball on the tail, but im with the guys taking up all the gates over at C-2.

    14. Re:Flying Through storms... by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1

      Ah - I started there in '97, back when VFR in an ATR allowed you in and out of EWR on 11/29 with impunity, and made the leap to the other side of the fence just at the end of '05 - I thought I was the only one here on /. - you might remember me, I used to build the lines in EWR from '03 - '05, with those purple surveys. Also liked to demonstrate that an EMB145 can, in fact, land on 11 and turn off on Uniform. Without backtaxiing. >:) - can't do that in a 73, I'm afraid. Drop a note in my v-file sometime - I'd love to hear how successfully you have been combining IT work with aviation, I'm trying to do the same.

      Cheers,

  10. Fricken airlines...grumble grumble by Assassin+bug · · Score: 1

    And you'll arive without your checked bags anywhere in sight I'm sure. I think some of the companies they outsource bag handling to must hire chimps... no wait, chimps know how to arrange items.

    1. Re:Fricken airlines...grumble grumble by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      I've only had my bags delayed once, 6+ years ago on a small intra-state flight (prop plane). Their excuse was that due to turbulent weather the extra weight of the bags would have caused the plane to crash. The flight was a quarter full and half those people didn't have bags (didn't go to pick them up). Yeah, either they suck as BSing or I never wish to fly that route again.

      To my great amazement they even got my bag to the correct final destination when they forced me to check it in at the gate (fuckers run out of overhead storage room), hand wrote a tag for it and I had a connecting flight.

    2. Re:Fricken airlines...grumble grumble by Assassin+bug · · Score: 1

      I'd say they are expert BS'ers. I've been on a full 747 flying over the atlantic when we hit some serious turbulence (of the sort that toss a plane in 100-ft increments) and, funny, we didn't crash.

      I've been on 5 different overnight flights and having all of my bags arrive has been the exception not the rule. This has also been true for my 10 or so national flights as well. It would be nice if one of the airlines would wise up to this.

  11. Use it or lose it by Joaz+Banbeck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I suggest leaving the decision about whether or not to take off up to the airline with the following conditions: either they take off in their time slot, or they go back to the terminal and immediately unload the passengers. No other options.

  12. Skip check-in? by sc0ob5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does the software allow you to skip check-in? That'd make flights a lot easier.

    1. Re:Skip check-in? by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      Given the current state of paranoid useless security measures, i doubt that would ever happen.

      Airline companies are almost as bad as School Administrators these days for kneejerk uninformed reactions, and the instant someone says "no check-in" people will probably spaz out concerning passenger list verification.

      --
      Ice Cream has no bones.
    2. Re:Skip check-in? by dazzla_2000 · · Score: 1

      Nope, you'll have to charter a plane or get your own plane to be able to do that.

  13. Obligitory Question by JoeCommodore · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    But does it run on Linux? :-)

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    "Enjoy what you're doing! If it becomes drudgery, you're doing it wrong!" - Jim Butterfield
    1. Re:Obligitory Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sitting here in FAA center, I'm going to say that it's likely Java and Oracle on Solaris. :P

  14. FAA Clippy by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Funny
    It looks like you're trying to fly. Can I help you?

    I feel safe already!

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  15. Ugh.. wait till storm season.... by bedammit · · Score: 1

    If routing around weather is an option, I can only wonder what percentage of passengers who will simply be stuck in another city after missing their connecting flights.
    It's been my experience that the airlines like to get you up and out of your destination city rather than rebook you at your option.

    Choice may be good for the airline companies, but not for all the passengers.

    -Bedammit

  16. MOD PARENT UP!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh SNAP, a windows joke!! ROFL!! What an amazing pun! Somebody mod this guy up!!! HILARIOUS!!!

  17. Really bad powerpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You haven't loathed PowerPoint until you have been forced to sit through a briefing by these guys. I think the briefs have all been removed from their site to prevent the US from violating anti-terrorism and/or torture treaties. Google may have a few of them cached if someone is masochistic enough.

  18. Burning more fuel by hey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yippee for burning more fuel!
    I guess somebody didn't get the memo about reducing our nation's dependence for foreign oil.

    1. Re:Burning more fuel by thefirelane · · Score: 1

      Yippee for burning more fuel! I guess somebody didn't get the memo about reducing our nation's dependence for foreign oil.

      You realize planes don't just always fly in straight lines between cities right?

    2. Re:Burning more fuel by moogle001 · · Score: 1

      All the resources that goes into staffing airports, keeping planes boarded and ready to take off, and otherwise managing all the problems that come from delays eats up its own chunk of energy too.

  19. Don't underestimate Mother Nature by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I do not like the idea of anything that give airlines an incentive to fly through storms.

    There is a certain amount of hubris in the idea that we have tamed nature to that extent. It is not always obvious where the downdrafts are. Tornadoes, after all, begin inside clouds and are invisible until they start to pick up moisture, dirt, houses, etc.

    On several occasions I've been on commercial flights that were hit by lightning while in flight. The times it happened, it was no big deal... but it shouldn't be taken for granted that it is never a big deal. Particularly with the increasing dependence of basic aircraft flight systems on electronics.

    1. Re:Don't underestimate Mother Nature by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      On several occasions I've been on commercial flights that were hit by lightning while in flight. The times it happened, it was no big deal... but it shouldn't be taken for granted that it is never a big deal. Particularly with the increasing dependence of basic aircraft flight systems on electronics.

      Not to try to say that being hit by lightning isn't a big deal, but those electronics you refer to are tested in a lab for their response to lightning-level charges delivered directly to their input ports. Anything truly flight-critical will be certified to handle such events.

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      "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
    2. Re:Don't underestimate Mother Nature by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

      No doubt, just as aircraft companies test the calculations on their plane by putting hydraulics jacks under the wings of a prototype and forcing them upward to see if they break when the calculations say they are supposed to.

      And, yeah, a plane is a pretty good Faraday cage and it isn't grounded and so forth.

      But if a plane isn't quite what it was when it was new (think Aloha Airlines Flight 243), or if the storm is a little stronger than the one the engineers planned for, or the pilots are more tired then they are supposed to be... well, the margin of safety has to be wider flying through clear weather than flying through a storm.

  20. Service ceiling != effective max altitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How high a plane can fly when it's empty doesn't mean squat when it's full. US airlines push A320s to their range limits when they fly them coast-to-coast. (A320s flying from east-to-west in winter when winds are stronger often have to stop to refuel. Something JetBlue doesn't tell you...) And an A320 with a full load of gas pushing its operating envelope isn't going to be able to fly as high as an A319 that doesn't need a full load of gas, or a 757 just out for a short jaunt from JFK to LAX. Or, as you pointed out, one of the newer 737s.

    So, the GP post's busting on an A320 is quite accurate.

    Smooth ride? I'll take a 777 over the aptly-named "Airbus" any day. Nothing's more reassuring (not!) then feeling the floor flex under you on an Airbus when the 5'1", 95 lb flight attendant walks by....

    1. Re:Service ceiling != effective max altitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nothing's more reassuring (not!) then feeling the floor flex under you on an Airbus when the 5'1", 95 lb flight attendant walks by...."
      Obviously you're not an engineer. Have you looked out the window at that enormously bendy wing? Moron.

      FWIW, I do stress analysis on the wings of the A380...

    2. Re:Service ceiling != effective max altitude by self+assembled+struc · · Score: 1

      hmm. i've been on many a jetblue flight from jfk to sea or oak throughout the year. i've never had an issue with needing to stop an refuel.

      also "pushed to the limits?"

      the distance from jfk to sea is 2421 mi, the service range of the a320 is 3000 mi, jfk to oak is 2576 mi.

      the plane is designed to fly these distances. being that a plane can't take off without enough fuel to reach it's destination AND at least one of it's diversion airports, you're in no dnager of anything on a cross country flight on an a320.

      that being said, i do enjoy a 737-800/900 better but no tvs :(

    3. Re:Service ceiling != effective max altitude by DieByWire · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I do stress analysis on the wings of the A380...

      To within 3.33%, I assume.

      8-)

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      Never shake hands with a man you meet in a fertility clinic.
  21. FAA Staffing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We staff to traffic" "Safety was never compromised" - FAA
    "They are staffing to budget, mandatory overtime, 6 day work weeks, someone calls in sick, close the tower!" -According to the controllers union.

    Maybe if someone who had an aviation background (minus Frank Lorenz of course) was at the top of the FAA, or someone who actaully completed a MS degree, the system could handle it.

    The FAA has failed to update the system, and though they have had 6 years to prepare for traffic returning to pre 9/11 levels, they have done nothing but waste money and impose work rules on a highly proffesional work force that overcomes the ineptness of the FAA management in all ranks.

  22. In other words by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The terrorist of the future will fly first class. Since you simply CAN'T piss off an exec by not letting him get into the plane with his gadgets.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    1. Re:In other words by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      The terrorist of the future will fly first class.

      As did the terrorists of the past. It's a better strategic location.

      The problem is ultimately not with a little knife or any other necessity people bring with them on the plane, it is the process overall. There simply isn't, nor was there ever, a good way to secure an airplane while making it an attractive means of travel. About the only way would be to put passengers in individual cages and knock them out.

      Maybe a better way to approach airport security is to handle it at check-in rather than at a screening station. Make it easy for people to check and retrieve their bags, and quickly get them into the sanitized environment. But so much for the sanitized environment, since First Class has metal knives again.

    2. Re:In other words by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind being unconscious during a 12 hours trip, so I wouldn't have to deal with that sweaty pig to the left, Fidgety Phillip to the right and the bored, kicking kid behind me.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  23. As if weather is the reason for long trips by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Seriously. In 2000, a trip to the US took the flight and approximately 1-2 hours at immigration.

    In 2007, you can count at standing at the very least 4 hours. Though you don't feel it as such since they invented many funny pastime activities to keep you entertained. Shoe-roulette, where everyone gets to take off his slippers and, hey, take the cheap sneakers for the flight, you might return with a more valuable pair! Not to mention that my sex life definitly improved since they tweaked the metal detectors to react to the iron in your blood. God, that sexy grabber at Heathrow... mmm... every time a delight to feel him feel me up.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  24. Meh, might help by Kyaphas · · Score: 1

    This might help, but it won't stop the real problem, which is all the flights trying to depart at the same time. Look at the departure board, ever wonder how all those flights can leave simultaneously? Multiple runways help, but they can only use ~2 at a time. A limited number of planes can depart in a finite amount of time. Once they stop that (yeah, right) then the delays will be reduced.

    Every little bit helps, but they have a long way to go.

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    ---- The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. -Thomas Jefferson
  25. Oblig by MrMunkey · · Score: 1

    The flight could be delayed, Cancel or Allow

  26. How a good air traffic controller operates (video) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdrSBzy8NwQ

    Good air traffic controllers can already do this, this just makes it easier on the less skilled ones.

  27. Who, exactly, felt unsafe? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the security is there to cover someones ass, and to make people feel safe.

    Two serious questions:

    1) Who are the people who felt unsafe before security theatre was introduced, and what were they scared of?
    2) Who are the people who feel safer now because of it?

    Everyone I know who flies a) was not scared of bombs or hijackers, and b) is just becoming more and more pissed off because this "security" rubbish.

    I ask these questions because the answers I hear are "the public" and nameless "people". I don't know any of them. I don't know anyone who knows anyone who feels this way.

    And I'm calling shenanigans on it.

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    Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
  28. Re:Who, exactly, felt unsafe? by maxume · · Score: 1

    It makes me feel better to pretend that 'they' exist. There is the issue that the people are afraid only show up in that they aren't flying, so asking people that do actually fly may miss them.

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    Nerd rage is the funniest rage.