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  1. Re:Interesting, but... on Can We Build a Human Brain Into a Microchip? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Emulating brain on x86 - ?

    Priceless?

  2. Re:Its only a matter of time.... on Will Mainstream Media Embrace Adblockers? · · Score: 1

    So what? People will find a way to block the news ads as well. Such has it always been.

  3. Re:Talk about bad losers! on Swiss Open Source Decision Going Microsoft's Way · · Score: 4, Informative

    No public tendering process was made. The contract was handed straight to Microsoft. Therefore your comment is irrelevant.

  4. Re:Freedom on Swiss Open Source Decision Going Microsoft's Way · · Score: 0, Troll

    Read the article. No public tendering process was made. The contract was handed straight to Microsoft. Therefore your comment is irrelevant.

  5. Re:ZeroHedge has been hitting on this... on Stock Market Manipulation By Millisecond Trading · · Score: 1
  6. Re:Texas on Patent Trolls Target Small East Texas Companies · · Score: 4, Funny

    I feel obligated to say that, while I have seen repeated admonitions not to "mess" with that particular state, hating it should be fine.

  7. Re:ok so the company lost money... on Most Expensive JavaScript Ever? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Way ahead of you, my friend!

  8. Re:Full stop on Reasons To Hesitate On Zer01's Unlimited Mobile Offer · · Score: 1

    When you put it like that, it makes me want to date him!

  9. Re:I'm in... on Noctilucent Clouds Spread and Mystify · · Score: 1

    Cheers for that, fuzzy. I haven't laughed so hard, and felt so sorry for the human race, in a long time.

  10. Re:Summary? on Why OpenBSD's Release Process Works · · Score: 1

    Damn, beat me to it. Seriously. Who does that?

  11. Re:Potential for translations on British Library Puts Oldest Surviving Bible Online · · Score: 1

    I freely admit both are unprovable. But you speak like both have a 50% probability of being true, and believing in either one has equal chance of being correct. This is incorrect. One is astronomically more unlikely.

    There are an infinite number of unprovable things in this universe. I choose to believe the one that is most likely is, well, most likely.

    And don't be naive. The Eucharist, the sign of the cross, the little fish bumper sticker, church attendance, and (forgive my cynicism) self-righteousness are all 'secret handshakes' of Christianity.

  12. Re:Celebrate! on British Library Puts Oldest Surviving Bible Online · · Score: 1

    Oh, so it's just like when Muslims and Jews were allowed to 'freely' choose to convert to Christianity during the Spanish Reconquista?

    If you think these two situations have nothing to do with each other, think harder.

    "I want to be a priest."

    "You can't unless you choose to be celibate."

    "Oh. I guess I'll be celibate, then?"

  13. Re:Potential for translations on British Library Puts Oldest Surviving Bible Online · · Score: 4, Informative

    And anyway, atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby. It's not like we have secret handshakes or anything.

  14. Re:Creation of Electrons on Nanopillar Solar May Cost 10x Less Than Silicon · · Score: 1

    Two atoms were walking down the street when another atom brushed by them.

    One of the atoms turns to the other and says, "Hey! That atom stole an electron from me!"

    The second atom says, "Are you sure?"

    "I'm positive!"

    ...or something like that...

  15. Re:or on Fermilab Detects "Doubly Strange" Particle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fortunately, Fermilab's particle accelerator goes to eleven, so it shouldn't be a problem.

  16. Re:Which is It? on HIV/AIDS Vaccine To Begin Phase I Human Trials · · Score: 0, Troll

    And it seemed to have worked. As far as we know, he did not die of AIDS!

  17. I'm a mechanic because I drive a car lots on What Are the Best First Steps For Becoming a Game Designer? · · Score: 1

    Saying you're well qualified to be a game developer because you have lots of experience playing computer games is like saying you'd make an excellent mechanic because you drive your car lots, or that you're a master of cellular biology because you breathe.

    May I make a non-car analogy? If I wanted to be a writer, what's the most important thing I could do?

    A) Read lots of books
    B) Go to university and get a Masters in English Literature
    C) Begin writing small stories and see how it goes

    In a couple of weekends you could teach yourself how to write a basic game with PyGame or something. Why not give that a try and see how you like it? It's hella cheaper than 4 years of university, and will get you what you want much faster.

  18. Re:First Post? on Chicken Feathers May Hold Key To Hydrogen Storage · · Score: 1

    Hmm...I don't play WOW, and I don't get laid regularly. Where does that leave me?

  19. Re:Windows installer totally broken on Open Source FPS Game Alien Arena 2009 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't believe it, Kiffer. I have over 15 toolbars installed and if anything, I'd say my browsing experience is significantly degraded. However, I suspect that with just 5-10 more toolbars I'll be past the 'tipping-point' and my browsing experience is going to go stratospheric!!

  20. Re:amd on SLI On Life Support For the AMD Platform · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good lord. The end of AMD started about 3 years ago. Where have you been?

    This has got to be at least the middle of the end.

  21. Re:700 pounds -- goodbye safety standards! on Open Source Car — 20 Year Lease, Free Fuel For Life · · Score: 1

    ...it relies on another cars crumple zone.

    So what happens when two Smart Cars do a head-on?

  22. Re:700 pounds -- goodbye safety standards! on Open Source Car — 20 Year Lease, Free Fuel For Life · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or what about Canada? I live in Calgary, and we have sub-zero weather from October to April.

    You ride your bike to work in the rain? You were lucky! I used to dream of riding a bike to work in the rain. It beats the hell out of trying to ride a bike to work in -25 C with driving snow and a wind-chill of -60 and exposed flesh freezes in 30 seconds.

    Why did I move here?

  23. Re:Worst nightmare indeed on Oracle Beware — Google Tests Cloud-Based Database · · Score: 1

    You must be immune. I've been feeling ill all day. An least now I know why.

    Damn you, n-Cubes!!

  24. Re:AMERICAAAAAAAA on Ballmer Threatens To Pull Out of the US · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Don't be a pussy. If you mean 'fuck', say 'fuck'.

  25. Re:Asking for a Mile on KOffice 2.0.0 Now Open For Firefox-Like Extensions · · Score: 1

    That may well be true. Please allow me to rephrase my original comment.

    "I would think he is either a troll or stupid because he makes decisions about software not based on suitability but on whether or not they contain some arbitrary computer runtime."