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British Library Puts Oldest Surviving Bible Online

Peace Corps Library writes "BBC reports that about 800 pages of the earliest surviving Christian Bible, the 1,600-year-old Codex Sinaiticus manuscript, have been recovered and put on the Internet. 'The Codex Sinaiticus is one of the world's greatest written treasures,' says Dr. Scot McKendrick, head of Western manuscripts at the British Library. 'This 1,600-year-old manuscript offers a window into the development of early Christianity and first-hand evidence of how the text of the Bible was transmitted from generation to generation.' The New Testament of the Codex Sinaiticus appears in Koine Greek, the original vernacular language, and the Old Testament in the version, known as the Septuagint, that was adopted by early Greek-speaking Christians. For 1,500 years, the Codex Sinaiticus lay undisturbed in a Sinai monastery until it was found in 1844 and split between Egypt, Russia, Germany, and Britain. It is thought to have survived because the desert air was ideal for preservation and because the monastery, on a Christian island in a Muslim sea, remained untouched, its walls unconquered. The British Library is marking the online launch of the manuscript with an exhibition which includes a range of historic items and artifacts linked to the document. 'The availability of the virtual manuscript for study by scholars around the world creates opportunities for collaborative research that would not have been possible just a few years ago.'"

568 comments

  1. Crowdsource it by Viadd · · Score: 4, Funny

    But is it wiki'd so that people can make corrections to it?

    1. Re:Crowdsource it by hansraj · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but you need to be in God-mode for the editing feature to be enabled.

    2. Re:Crowdsource it by davegravy · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's a redundant security feature. God won't allow changes to the work that are not intended by Him.

    3. Re:Crowdsource it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, <ref>because I said so</ref> is considered valid citation.

    4. Re:Crowdsource it by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And since God is infallible, there are no changes that were not intended by Him!

    5. Re:Crowdsource it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, but some newer versions are available for edit:

      http://rewriteproject.com/

    6. Re:Crowdsource it by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      It's an old game, right?
      So the cheat code obviously is "iddqd".

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    7. Re:Crowdsource it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but even that, isnt that still copyrighted - if god is still alive?
      I thought that when He expressed his copyright view in his famous speech *Do not take my name..." (I will not include more here, I do not want to end up in hell for the copyright infringement), they decided to kill him to be able spread his wodrs after 70 years or so. But he spoiled all that fun by making his resurrection trick. Especially Judas (his biggest fan) was quite pissed because he tried nearly everything, even not very legal things.
      On the other note, also the Gods much older IP - his 10 patent claims also known as *Ten commandments* giving only the God rights to do such as killing people, still hold petty firmly. From time to time somebody infringes them too, but nobody yet came with argument that they already expired or question their originality and prior art,

    8. Re:Crowdsource it by borgasm · · Score: 1

      iddqd

    9. Re:Crowdsource it by ed314159 · · Score: 1

      The whole thing is simply 'citation needed.'

    10. Re:Crowdsource it by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If he is infallible why would there be any changes in the first place?

      oops.

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    11. Re:Crowdsource it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This gives a whole new meaning to:

      Let the children come to me, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS [citation needed]

    12. Re:Crowdsource it by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      That is an amazing observation.

      The Bible is the world's oldest Wiki. People have been making corrections to it for 1500 years.

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    13. Re:Crowdsource it by DrXym · · Score: 1

      There are so many mistakes, contradictions and outright hypocritical things in the Bible, that if it's the Word of God, God sure has a few personal issues to deal with.

    14. Re:Crowdsource it by Golddess · · Score: 1

      While God is not infallible, humans are. Thus, any changes God would make would probably be because humanity has become better equipped to understand things since the last revision.

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  2. Genesis I by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    1 In the begining was the psot. And it was frist.
    2 And yea, I faileth it.

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    1. Re:Genesis I by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Mod not down, lest ye be metammodded.

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    2. Re:Genesis I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Mod not down, lest ye be metammodded.

      What a self serving troll. Not even as funny as the lolcat bible.

    3. Re:Genesis I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. And Goatse stretcheth far and wide, from the shores of Babylon to the mountains of Gethsemanee, and the people shall look upon it and quail.

    4. Re:Genesis I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OOoooooh! SNAP!

    5. Re:Genesis I by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      +6, my man.

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  3. Potential for translations by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm really interested to see what different translators come up with. Now that it's been made available, there is going to be a wonderful opportunity to compare translations and interpretations from a much more 'original' source.

    Though, I have this nagging feeling that "And it was Good" might also be interpreted as "Sorry for the inconvenience."

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    1. Re:Potential for translations by Gocho · · Score: 1

      A translation will only be recognized by the Catholic Church if 70 million translators come up with the the exact word-for-word document while working in isolation.

    2. Re:Potential for translations by jwthompson2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The text of Sinaiticus has been reviewed by scholars already and is part of the critical apparatus used to construct the UBS and NA modern Greek texts of the New Testament. Never mind that we also have manuscripts of individual books that predate even Sinaiticus by 200 years. This is an interesting development in terms of making the text more broadly available, but the impact of Sinaiticus on the actual translations we use today has already happened.

      From the standpoint of textual criticism and biblical translation this is a non-story. From the standpoint of broad accessibility this is a great development. Remember that serious scholars have been able to get facsimiles for this text for years...

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    3. Re:Potential for translations by peragrin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually I plan on pointing out the major discrepencies as a sign that the bible is in fact fallible and has been manipulated to change it's message over the centuries. With several additonal books that aren't in the current versions one has to wonder why the "words of god" Would be left out. I don't ever expect a reasonable answer. Because trolling religous nutjobs is always fun until they hang you for being a heretic.

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    4. Re:Potential for translations by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, hosting images on the net is substantially easier than disseminating knowledge of Koine Greek, so that will be a largely theoretical benefit.

      Don't get me wrong, a world where I could, with enough effort, check is better than a world where I can't check at all(and a world where I can check with less effort is better than one where I can check only with more effort); and I suspect that this will be a boon for any scholars who don't have the time, money, or access to go to the British Library, put on the white cotton document gloves, and see the thing in person. It just seems like one of those situations where the fact that "information" is far easier than "knowledge"(much less "understanding") becomes an issue.

    5. Re:Potential for translations by loteck · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it has already been noted that "some familiar -- very important -- passages are missing, including verses dealing with the resurrection of Jesus". With the Christian faith being so dependent on the Bible being "God's perfect word", one wonders what the religion will look like in another few hundred years given its rampant re-translation and re-interpretation. The Bible that we read today is vastly, vastly different than the one on display in TFA.

    6. Re:Potential for translations by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually I plan on pointing out the major discrepencies as a sign that the bible is in fact fallible and has been manipulated to change it's message over the centuries.

      What major discrepancies? Yes, there have been a few changes over the years by different translators, typos, etc. But I don't think any of them could be considered major. There are many different ways to translate things from any language. And there weren't any copiers back when the first books first came out. Yes, we can't pretty much be guaranteed that Paul's letters that are in the bible differ slightly from those Paul himself wrote. However, the message is kept constant. If you question the bible with several old sources, you would have to put the same scrutiny in a lot of other historical texts to make sure they haven't been manipulated through the ages where we have a whole lot less evidence than with the bible.

      With several additonal books that aren't in the current versions one has to wonder why the "words of god" Would be left out.

      ...Because they contain contradictions compared to the other books? And how do you mean that they have been left out? Any person who has had any type of Christian training for anything high ranking has studied the books. Just because they aren't in everyone's Wal-Mart bibles doesn't mean that they aren't studied, just that most Christians and the early church doubted that they came from God.

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    7. Re:Potential for translations by jwthompson2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The additional books are typical for this period of church history. In the fourth century the church was hashing out the canon of Scripture as evidenced by Sinaiticus, Vaticanus and the various letters that circulated from church leaders discussing the issue. What is more interesting is that Sinaiticus doesn't exclude any of the now recognized books, it only adds to the list. And never mind that certain Christians still hold that these other books are at least useful if not wholly inspired works. If you take the historical context into account your "discrepancies" and objections are not nearly as substantial, especially if you entertain the idea that God works through the processes of history.

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    8. Re:Potential for translations by pluther · · Score: 1

      It'll probably look like Catholicism, or other branches which place higher importance on faith, tradition, and study than on "literal" interpretations of one book.

      Not all, or even the majority, of Christians are fundamentalists. They're just the loudest, and the ones most commonly found preaching on TV.

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    9. Re:Potential for translations by JustOK · · Score: 1

      or "Thanks for all the fish."

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    10. Re:Potential for translations by camperdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Variants in the text are already noted in the footnotes of most bible translations. As another poster mentioned earlier, this is a non-event as far as textual criticism goes. Scholars have had access to photographic copies and to the genuine article for decades. What makes this newsworthy is that now non-scholars have some access.

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    11. Re:Potential for translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice rant from a christian apologist.

    12. Re:Potential for translations by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Those aren't discrepancies.

      It's just a fork.

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    13. Re:Potential for translations by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Actually I plan on pointing out the major discrepencies as a sign that the bible is in fact fallible and has been manipulated to change it's message over the centuries.

      DUH. Humanity is at it's core selfish and evil. if someone can bend the belief of another to do what they want they will do it in a second.

      It's why people tailgate on the highway they are trying to intimidate you to move ro speed up.

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    14. Re:Potential for translations by PRMan · · Score: 1

      This is more misleading than the typical CNN article.

      The portions are "missing" for a couple reasons:

      1. This manuscript is the oldest. When copyists left things out accidentally, they put it in the margin. When people added explanatory notes, they put things...IN THE MARGIN. The copyist coming along afterward has no way of knowing which is which. This is why the OLDEST manuscripts (such as Siniaticus) are the most important. (BTW, this all happened in the 50s and 60s and all versions of the Bible newer than NIV [1970s] have already removed all these verses and relegated them to the footnotes, because they were not in the original text.)
      2. They are "missing" because the Codex Siniaticus was originally found in a trash can outside a monastery, waiting to be burned in an era where few people thought that keeping an old copy missing some important pages was worth anything.

      Thankfully, Tischendorf rescued it from the fire, even in its incomplete and damaged state.

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    15. Re:Potential for translations by Xtifr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let me guess: you're either posting from somewhere outside America (most likely Europe), or you're Roman Catholic. American Evangelical Christians do not accept that the Bible is fallible, nor do they recognize denominations that do as actually being Christians! (Yes, as far as a large percentage of Americans are concerned, the Catholics are no more Christian than the Latter Day Saints or the Rastafarians or the Tibetan Buddhists.)

      Being Christian definitely does not mean you're a "religious nutjob" as GPP suggested, but, on the other hand, thinking that Christians are all religious nutjobs is not an entirely unreasonable position for an American. In America, those that aren't are very nearly lost in the noise (the nutjobs are very noisy), and can be dismissed as a statistical anomaly if you're not paying careful attention.

      Frankly, if some of the sane and smart Christian out there (and I know they're out there) would speak out more often and more loudly against the religious nutjobs who proclaim so vehemently that they are the only true Christians, I would have a lot more respect for Christians in general.

      Furthermore you reveal your own prejudices when you assume that someone who doesn't approve of the Christian nutjobs must be an atheist. I assure you that there are plenty of Jews, Moslems, Hindus, Buddhists, Unitarians, Pagans, just plain agnostics, and even a fair number of Christians (especially Catholics) who would be just as happy to slap these fruitcakes who claim to be the One True Christians with a common-sense fact or two.

    16. Re:Potential for translations by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You mean "original" as in, better than the bad remakes? Well, I hope it's a more fun little fictional story!

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    17. Re:Potential for translations by camperdave · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is, of course, not the only manuscript. There are thousands of others. The bible is by far the most copied collection of historical documents, ever. This particular one is the oldest CODEX (book format as opposed to scroll format) containing the entire bible. There are other codecies containing various parts of the bible. There are older scrolls. Much of what was to become the New Testament was written in the form of letters that were circulated among key churches, and copies were made from there and circulated to smaller congregations. Some of these have survived, and date back to 150AD.

      The bible we read today is not vastly different than the one on display (apart from Gutenberg's contribution: the printing press). Practically every bible has footnotes indicating where there are variations in the various manuscripts used in the translations.

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    18. Re:Potential for translations by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      These denominations rely upon theologians a lot smarter than you or I

      LOL, no.

    19. Re:Potential for translations by clary · · Score: 1

      [...]There's many, many Christian denominations which recognize the Bible as being fallible and contradictory (One of them got to be pretty big, actually: They call themselves the Roman Catholic Church). [...]

      Um, not so much. See http://www.va/archive/catechism/p1s1c2a3.htm#II for the Roman Catholic position.

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    20. Re:Potential for translations by plague3106 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What major discrepancies? Yes, there have been a few changes over the years by different translators, typos, etc. But I don't think any of them could be considered major. There are many different ways to translate things from any language. And there weren't any copiers back when the first books first came out. Yes, we can't pretty much be guaranteed that Paul's letters that are in the bible differ slightly from those Paul himself wrote.

      Well, the debate between if the commandment is "Thou shall not kill" or "Thou shall not murder" is a pretty major discrepancy to me. Here, one word makes a huge impact on the actual message. Is killing always wrong, or is it ok in self defense? Contrary to what you think, a simple typo CAN change the message. We'd need other copies aroudn the same age to really compare, since later copies may have all "standardized" on the same message, even though that chosen standard is not what the older texts said.

      Just because they aren't in everyone's Wal-Mart bibles doesn't mean that they aren't studied, just that most Christians and the early church doubted that they came from God.

      So, how exactly DO you decide if the books in question are the word of god or not? You can say they are studied all you want, but if the religion doesn't accept them as word of god, then it calls into question just how they decide what is or isn't the word of god. That doesn't sound like god then, it sounds like man making the story he wants to control others.

    21. Re:Potential for translations by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      American Evangelical Christians do not share a commons set of well defined beliefs. Rather they are a self identified group that does hold some quite a few varying positions on some issues. There is not an Evangelical equivalent of the Catholicism of the Catholic Church, which delineates the groups beliefs and reasons for holding the beliefs. There are quite a few Self identified evangelicals that do accept Catholics as Christians as well as those that do not believe the Bible is literally true down to each word in every book. While I have no formal statistics on the matter, from my own statistically insignificant encounters with other evangelicals, most are willing to grant the Christian label to Catholics, but most (not all) believe in the absolute accuracy of the Bible.

      FYI the Catholic position on the Bible is that it is all true, however it being comprised of a number of different books by a number of different authors using a number of different literary styles means that each section requires a more indepth study that takes all of that into account in order to determine the truth that it portrays.

      IN practice, Evangelicals (even those that say they take a literal interpretation) usually end up doing the same thing as Catholics ( whether they realize it or not) when being presented with a specific passage. Which is why many of them consider Catholics to be Christians.

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    22. Re:Potential for translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice rant from a christian apologist.

      "Christian apologist" is certianly an accurate characterization for the GP. However, I don't see anything approaching a rant in that post, just an expression of a viewpoint you seem to disagree with. BTW, being an "apologist" isn't necessarily a bad thing either, this site is certainly stocked with apologists for various ideologies and technologies, e.g. OSS apologists, Lunix apologists, Libertarian apologists, etc...

    23. Re:Potential for translations by robot_love · · Score: 4, Informative

      And anyway, atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby. It's not like we have secret handshakes or anything.

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    24. Re:Potential for translations by computechnica · · Score: 1

      Most today do not read it. They rely on the Pastor to cherry-pick the relevant passage of the week. At LifeChurch.TV services it is very slickly preprinted and packaged like any other commercial product.

    25. Re:Potential for translations by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What major discrepancies? Yes, there have been a few changes over the years by different translators, typos, etc. But I don't think any of them could be considered major.

      The Johanneum Comma, for one.

      The establishment of the Trinity didn't show up really until the Textus Receptus, the bastardized text based on many, many later manuscripts, and the text on which the King James Version was based. Prior to this (and ALL, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, old manuscripts agree), the passage:
      1 John 5:7-8
      5:7 "[...] in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.
      5:8 And there are three that bear witness in earth, [...]"
      simply does not exist.

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    26. Re:Potential for translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please shut up. You will never be convinced, keep your blinkers on and filter out that which doesn't fit your beliefs.

    27. Re:Potential for translations by pagaboy · · Score: 1

      As someone once said, the American evangelical scene is like a swimming pool.

      Most noise at the shallow end.

    28. Re:Potential for translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...]There's many, many Christian denominations which recognize the Bible as being fallible and contradictory (One of them got to be pretty big, actually: They call themselves the Roman Catholic Church). [...]

      Um, not so much. See http://www.va/archive/catechism/p1s1c2a3.htm#II for the Roman Catholic position.

      Apparently you didn't read lines 108 through 119 very closely (especially the last one). The Roman Catholic Church places a lot of value on the wisdom in the Bible, but there's also interpretation and contemplation in their use of it. To a Catholic, not everything in the Bible is something that should be taken literially.

    29. Re:Potential for translations by visible.frylock · · Score: 1

      And there weren't any copiers back when the first books first came out.

      Yes, of course! We would have a completely clear picture of the Word of God today in 2009, if only God had a copy machine in 33! Damn the Devil, that wily bastard, delaying the invention of the photocopier by 2000 years!

      Sorry, couldn't resist.

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    30. Re:Potential for translations by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Great post. I belong to a Christian denomination that is denied "Christian" status by Evangelical Christians. Their view of Christianity is so narrow sometimes that I don't really care whether or not they think I am Christian.

    31. Re:Potential for translations by Langalf · · Score: 1

      One of the best comparisons I have heard is the writings left out of the canon were "fan fiction". Sure, they talked about the same story, but they just did not quite fit, and did not ring true with the official script.

    32. Re:Potential for translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, the message is kept constant.

      Except for, you know, the whole thing with the new testament and old testament being radically different. Stone women wearing pants or not? Stone gays? Oh wait, that's in both.

      It's impossible to accept everything because it contradicts itself, so you have to pick and choose from all the nonsense the parts that fit your dumb little belief system.

    33. Re:Potential for translations by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you question the bible with several old sources, you would have to put the same scrutiny in a lot of other historical texts to make sure they haven't been manipulated through the ages where we have a whole lot less evidence than with the bible.

      Would that be so bad? If the historical evidence for Julius Caesar is as flimsy as the historical evidence for Jesus, I'm more than willing to doubt the existence of Caesar.

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    34. Re:Potential for translations by thersites · · Score: 1

      The "several additional books" are the Epistle of Barnabas and the Shepherd of Hermas, which weren't unanimously dropped from the canon until a few decades after Sinaiticus.

      Codex Sinaiticus is one of the main sources for all of the modern translations. The only thing new about this is that hi-res photos are available via the web, instead of the 100 year old black and white facsimile that everyone was forced to rely on all these years. You can get that by googling codex sinaiticus pdf. But you'll need to know Koine Greek, a bit of an effort for your average lazy skeptic.

    35. Re:Potential for translations by The+Outbreak+Monkey · · Score: 1
      Disclaimer: I am Catholic.

      American Evangelical Christians do not accept that the Bible is fallible, nor do they recognize denominations that do as actually being Christians! (Yes, as far as a large percentage of Americans are concerned, the Catholics are no more Christian than the Latter Day Saints or the Rastafarians or the Tibetan Buddhists.)

      It seems that you are misinformed on the Catholic teaching on the Bible (and don't provide any sources to support your claim) and I'd like to give you and the other readers a little more information on the topic. I put up with a lot of people claiming falsehoods regarding the Church (even other Catholics), but your post was rated +5 Insightful so I couldn't let this one slide.

      Technically, the Catholic Church has never made a claim one way or the other about the Bible's infallability. To state an inanimate object to be fallible or infallable would be a misconstrual of the word. From Catholic.com:

      When we use these words, we use them regarding an active agent--that is, we use them about someone making a decision that either may or may not be erroneous (in which case that someone is fallible) or that definitely cannot be erroneous (in which case that someone is infallible).

      In other words, for something to be fallible or infallible, it needs to be capable of making a decision. A book can not make a decision. Therefore, the Catholic Church couldn't teach infallability regarding the Bible, a rock or a bush. It wouldn't make sense.

      With that out of the way, we can talk about what the Catholic Chuch does teach about the Bible: that it is inerrant (free from error). Here is what the Catholic Church teaches about the inerrancy of the Bible, from the First Vatican Council:

      "These books are held by the Church as sacred and canonical, not as having been composed by merely human labor, and afterwards approved by her authority, nor merely because they contain revelation without error, but because written under the inspiration of the Holy Ghost, they have God for their author and have been transmitted to the Church as such."

      From this official statement, we see that the Catholic Church teaches the inerrancy of the Bible.

      I know this is slashdot, but if you are going to make claims about other people's beliefs, it might help to link to some verifiable sources so that you aren't unintentionally spreading falsehoods.

      Peace.

      If you were trolling...good job. I think this was my first post in years!

    36. Re:Potential for translations by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Frankly, if some of the sane and smart Christian out there (and I know they're out there) would speak out more often and more loudly against the religious nutjobs who proclaim so vehemently that they are the only true Christians, I would have a lot more respect for Christians in general.

      Sounds like what is being said about Muslims. Mmh, I think we found the core of our problem.

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    37. Re:Potential for translations by copponex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      http://www.hereticalideas.com/2009/06/book-review-misquoting-jesus-by-bart-ehrman/

      More saliently, Ehrman notes other portions of the Bible that appeared to have been subtly altered in order to combat specific heresies. Particularly, alterations were made in order to counter heresies that contended that Jesus was part of a trinity and was, in fact, the Son of God. Here's one example:

      A similar phenomenon happens a few verses later in the account of Jesus as a twelve-year-old in the Temple. The story line is familiar: Joseph, Mary, and Jesus attend a festival in Jerusalem, but then when the rest of the family heads home in the caravan, Jesus remains behind, unbeknowst to them. As the text says, "his parents did not know about it." But why does the text speak of his parents when Joseph is not really his father? A number of textual witnesses [later texts - Ed.] "correct" the problem by having the text read, "Joseph and his mother did not know it."

      It's significant to note that both the King James version and the New King James version of the Bible both repeat this alteration in the text. This is significant because these translations are probably the most widely used among American evangelicals. They are also, as Ehrman notes, based on some very bad Greek texts due to the paucity of available Greek manuscripts at the time.

      There are many examples of changes in the text. The version of Genesis which has two creation stories has been all but removed from modern Bibles, though it was present in the 50s and 60s. This is not new - Church leaders have hidden the truth from their followers for centuries, but now nearly everyone is literate, so religion is continuing to disappear where people are given the choice. Some notable exceptions would be the middle east, where lack of education and religious fundamentalism are so intertwined it hardly requires comment.

      But what else would you expect from a God who waited tens of thousands of years to tell the "truth" to humans, and then gave it to "stupefied, illiterate, bronze age peasants" as Hitchens puts it. Not the smartest move for an omniscient God interested in presenting a coherent religion.

    38. Re:Potential for translations by geekoid · · Score: 1

      believing an untestable, untouchable, invisible man lives in the sky is being a nut job.

      If I wondered down the street claiming Fred was i the sky and could through hole pineapples at you, I would be locked away.
      But change Fred to God and suddenly I'm not insane.

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    39. Re:Potential for translations by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "FYI the Catholic position on the Bible is that it is all true,"
      but not all literal.
      For example, the creation myth is an alagory.

      Jesus says "He is the door." do you literally think he was a door?

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    40. Re:Potential for translations by dooguls · · Score: 1

      It turns out that if God is really God then He is able to ensure that only His word is actually included in the Bible. We sort of throw this term 'God' around without realizing sometimes what that word means. In orthodox Christianity God is omnipotent (all powerful), omnipresent (everwhere & everywhen), and omniscient (all knowing). If God really has those attributes, then it follows that He would be able to make sure His book was exactly what He wanted it to be. When the authors of the Bible wrote the text they were led by the Holy Spirit to write God's words. When the church fathers got together to assemble the books of the Bible the Holy Spirit led them as well. When I read the Bible today, I can feel the Holy Spirit enlivening the words on the page. You ask how does someone decide what books are in the Bible? My answer is God decides.

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    41. Re:Potential for translations by kale77in · · Score: 1

      Anyone wanting to appraise the textual variants for themselves could read Bruce Metzger's Textual Commentary on the New Testament. It discusses the reasons for every textual decision which was made in the production of the USB4 Greek text, the main critical edition in current academic use. (Or just read the footnotes in a UBS4 in a Uni library.)

      It covers variants like "Jesus Christ" being transposed with "Christ Jesus", so it certainly covers everything affecting the actual meaning. The explanations can be understood without knowledge of the Koine Greek language, or even the various manuscript families -- though of course, that knowledge would help, as it's mostly what is being discussed.

      http://www.amazon.com/Textual-Commentary-Greek-New-Testament/dp/3438060108

    42. Re:Potential for translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if Bablefish has a Koine Greek - English setting?

    43. Re:Potential for translations by peragrin · · Score: 1

      nope I am an American and a baptized Methodist whose parents taught him to be open to all things, that nothing is unquestionable, that debate is good, but also things only get done when the talking has stopped.

      Also I know several gun toting bible thumping(they visit random houses door to door to spread the word) nutjobs who think I am going to hell because I don't pray with them when they come buy stuff from me.(yes i am in Sales, and they are my customers) I also know other people of the same church that are far more tolerant and quiet about their views(though they too will spread the word outside of business).

      However there are nutjobs for everything from UFO's to religions. Basically a nutjob is one who ignores reality to believe only what someone told them(or didn't tell them) is true. I have met wiccan's who are just as crazy as a quiet man of a peaceful god who believes that god gave man guns to kill non believers. yes I know how stupid that sounds but try to argue with that person some day. It is saddening sight to behold.

      So what did you learn? that when you assume things you only make an Ass out of U and me. And yes by that I mean me as well since this is now throughly off topic.

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    44. Re:Potential for translations by FrankDrebin · · Score: 1

      "Blessed are the cheese makers..."

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    45. Re:Potential for translations by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Sorry, if that wasn't clear enough. That is not to say that the miracles didn't happen. In the Catholic Perspective you have to look at the whole of the text, along with the traditions of the people, along with the writings of the first Christians about the text. Scripture + Tradition.

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    46. Re:Potential for translations by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Well, the debate between if the commandment is "Thou shall not kill" or "Thou shall not murder" is a pretty major discrepancy to me. Here, one word makes a huge impact on the actual message. Is killing always wrong, or is it ok in self defense? Contrary to what you think, a simple typo CAN change the message. We'd need other copies around the same age to really compare, since later copies may have all "standardized" on the same message, even though that chosen standard is not what the older texts said.

      It helps to use more than a single verse. The rest of the OT seems pretty clear it means murder. Like this example from one chapter later:

      "Anyone who strikes a man and kills him shall surely be put to death. However, if he does not do it intentionally, but God lets it happen, he is to flee to a place I will designate. But if a man schemes and kills another man deliberately, take him away from my altar and put him to death.

      //spacer line to separate the bible quote from your quote next quote for clarity

      So, how exactly DO you decide if the books in question are the word of god or not? You can say they are studied all you want, but if the religion doesn't accept them as word of god, then it calls into question just how they decide what is or isn't the word of god. That doesn't sound like god then, it sounds like man making the story he wants to control others.

      If it has things like: "And then Jesus and all the disciples had a big orgy.", you might want to compare with other works before accepting it as canon.

    47. Re:Potential for translations by tiqui · · Score: 1

      You also reveal your own prejudices when you declare that all "American Evangelical Christians" are "nutjobs" or "fruitcakes".

      Anybody is free to call him/herself an "Evangelical Christian". There's no secret meetingplace, no secret handshake, no organization with a secret member list. There are many disagreements among Evangelicals, so you are insulting a rather wide group of Christians. Many of those American Evangelicals you denounce are at least being more logical and rational than many others. They believe in a perfect God, and they believe that the Bible is the word of that God (written by men who were inspired by that God to write what he wanted written), so it is completely rational for them to believe that the word of that infallible God is without error. (it would be mighty strange to say that an infallible God made errors in getting his words to his people). You are free to disagree with them, but they are not being lunatics if you accept the premise they begin with.

      As for Evangelicals being bad because they believe that their beliefs are true and the beliefs of others are false... well that just makes them sane (and like the followers of most other belief systems, including atheism).An irrational person would continue to believe a thing after he has concluded that it is false, or would believe that two things which contradict each-other are both true. Atheists believe Christians are wrong. Hindus think Jews are wrong. Jews think Muslims are wrong. etc. Why do you only denounce American Evangelicals for this?

      It's funny that people who often dislike Evangelicals because those Evangelicals are so convinced of their beliefs are, themselves, just as certain of their own beliefs and every bit as eager to condemn the Evangelicals as they think the Evangelicals are to condemn others

      Before you get too worried about people who believe you are wrong (but who respect your right to choose to be wrong) try getting a bit more worried about people who believe you are wrong and believe that it is their duty to kill you for that reason.

    48. Re:Potential for translations by tiqui · · Score: 1

      believing an untestable, untouchable, invisible man lives in the sky is being a nut job.

      Believing in something that is untestable only means you believe in something that a very small and limited species of rather primitive bipeds on one tiny planet in one unremarkable arm of a rather ordinary galaxy have not yet figured out how to test. This is hardly insane

      believing in something that cannot be touched or seen is no less rational; it just means you believe in something that those same small primitive limited bipeds cannot touch or cannot see... I believe that black holes exist but I can neither touch one nor directly view it. I believe atoms exist, but I can neither touch one nor see one. You live in a rather small and depressing universe if you think that any thing humans cannot see, feel and test with our current capabilities does not exist. Had you made that statement a couple of centuries ago, you would have condemned all modern Astronomers to the looney bin (given that what modern astronomers believe in now could not be seen, tested, or felt back then). Humans will presumably continue to develop and I personally put no limits on what our descendants may discover.

      If I wondered down the street claiming Fred was i the sky and could through hole pineapples at you, I would be locked away.

      And rightly so, because it is provably false, even by mankind in our current primitive state, with only 20th century technology

      But change Fred to God and suddenly I'm not insane.

      Nope. you're pretty much still insane if you think God is hovering about in the sky hurling pineapples at you (smile)

    49. Re:Potential for translations by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      I was brought up in the belief that the Bible was the "Word of God" too - until I took a bible program (e-sword.net being an accessible one) and searched for the phrase "word of god". No, the Bible is just a pointer to the Word of God.

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    50. Re:Potential for translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This kind of scrutiny has been done on countless other historical works, and scholars and historians accept such scrutinized historical works as either fact or at accurate portrayals of the events and time. The Bible has withstood scrutiny far more than any other historical manuscript, yet secular scholars are consistently unwilling to accept its accuracy or validity. Seems like a huge double-standard.

    51. Re:Potential for translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the smartest move for an omniscient God interested in presenting a coherent religion.

      It has nothing to do with an omniscient God interested in presenting a coherent religion. Your statement is really imposing human expectations on God. God did things as God did them.

      It's all really so simple: God created Man with a free will to choose. God gave Man specific instructions to follow with consequences explained. Man chose not to follow those instructions, so as a consequence, God punished man and succeeding generations. God continued to give Man instructions, and Man continued to disobey those instructions. God came to Earth in the form of a Man and interacted with Man on a peer level to get Man to understand what God wanted--man-to-man, so to speak. God then gave Man another choice: believe that Jesus was sent to die as the final atonement or Man's sins for all who accept that atonement, that in believing in that, Man will have eternal life with God. Reject it, and Man spends his eternity apart from God.

      You now have a choice to make.

    52. Re:Potential for translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is of course, even the ones that are generally sane enough to recognise the fallible nature of the bible, are crazy enough to believe that some people are holy and pure enough to 'interpret' Gods words from these fallible texts - in other words assume and guess what God meant.

      Hence we have a RC church that will admit the bible might just be some nice stories, but will still adamantly refuse to allow contraception or homosexuality. Since they have discounted the bible they have no other source for what God would've wanted, other than what they think God would've wanted.

      They're may not be quite as loopy as your average US Christian, but they've still got their heads in the clouds.

    53. Re:Potential for translations by copponex · · Score: 1

      I already believe in my relationship with the sun god Ra.

      You're the atheist. You have a choice to make.

    54. Re:Potential for translations by clary · · Score: 1

      Actually, I did read those lines, and found nothing remotely suggesting the Bible is considered by the Catholic church to be "fallible and contradictory," which was what was asserted by the poster I quoted.

      On the contrary, I line 107 claims the opposite: "The inspired books teach the truth. Since therefore all that the inspired authors or sacred writers affirm should be regarded as affirmed by the Holy Spirit, we must acknowledge that the books of Scripture firmly, faithfully, and without error teach that truth which God, for the sake of our salvation, wished to see confided to the Sacred Scriptures."

      How does interpretation and contemplation suggest fallibility or contradictions? How does trying to read the text in the sense it was intended (not necessarily literally) imply fallibility or contradictions?

      Many people assert that the Bible is fallible and contradictory, but to say the Catholic church holds that position is ignorant.

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      "Rub her feet." -- L.L.

    55. Re:Potential for translations by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Heh... so I guess the Word of God flowed through King James then huh? And whatever changes he made are now the Word of God. Bleck. So, even if what you say is true, how do we know which version of the Bible is his word?

      Might as well believe in the tooth fairy as far as I'm concerned. You have just as much evidence the fairy exists as you do god.

      You sound like a nut that believes because you want to believe.

    56. Re:Potential for translations by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Except there seem to be other parts that go back to any killing is wrong. If it were a single verse, as you claim, I doubt we'd have scholars actively debating this point. It would be a settled matter, but its not. Why is that?

    57. Re:Potential for translations by changedx · · Score: 1

      Except that there are atheist organizations and outspoken atheists who write books like "The God Delusion." Anyone seen "The Stamp Collecting Delusion"?

      Atheists may not have secret handshakes, just as mainstream Christians don't. But both believe in unprovable axioms about the world and how it operates.

    58. Re:Potential for translations by robot_love · · Score: 1

      I freely admit both are unprovable. But you speak like both have a 50% probability of being true, and believing in either one has equal chance of being correct. This is incorrect. One is astronomically more unlikely.

      There are an infinite number of unprovable things in this universe. I choose to believe the one that is most likely is, well, most likely.

      And don't be naive. The Eucharist, the sign of the cross, the little fish bumper sticker, church attendance, and (forgive my cynicism) self-righteousness are all 'secret handshakes' of Christianity.

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    59. Re:Potential for translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contrary to what you think, a simple typo CAN change the message.

      My favorite example of this:

      Mother I'd like to fuck
      Mother, I'd like to fuck

    60. Re:Potential for translations by dooguls · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what you mean. Are you saying that the Bible describes God, but is not His words given to us? How do you deal with 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is God breathed and useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting, and training in righteousness"? This verse seems pretty clearly saying that scripture comes from God and communicates His meaning. You say the Bible is a pointer to the "Word of God", are you saying there is some extra-Biblical revelation that is recorded elsewhere? Please don't mis-interpret my question as baiting you. I've just never heard your argument before and I'm trying to understand it.

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    61. Re:Potential for translations by dooguls · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry you think I'm a nut. My belief is belief, yes. But its also grounded on logic and reasonability. As well as evidence from the Bible. I know it appears to be illogical in that I'm trying to argue from within a particular system of belief instead of arguing from outside the system to attempt to prove my point. But it actually is more logically correct to argue from the standpoint of internal consistency given that I actually do believe that God is really capable of total sovereignty. There is certainly more evidence than just the Bible to corroborate the existence of Jesus and his actions (Josephus, archeological clues, even the Koran). But because I believe that God is really capable of proving His own existence I rely most on the Bible to describe the truth.

      As to your particular points/questions.

      1)"how do we know which version of the Bible is his word?"
      The version that most closely approximates the earliest manuscripts that most consistently agree. As far as English translations go, most scholars would agree that its either New American Standard Bible (NASB) or the English Standard Version (ESV). It turns out that there really aren't that many inconsistencies amongst the different copies we have access to now-a-days. Most of the differences are things like "the Lord Jesus Christ" vs. "Jesus Christ the Lord" it counts as a difference, but its really not meaningfully different. If you're serious about examining this topic, and I hope you are, take a listen to this presentation by Dr. Dan Wallace. It's excellent. Very academic from one of the world's leading scholars.

      2)"You have just as much evidence the fairy exists as you do god."
      Actually the main reason I believe in God is because there is an empty tomb where the body of Jesus was initially laid. Its empty because He rose from the dead which sort of serves as a receipt of payment for our sins, thus satisfying God's righteous wrath against those sins. Now if you're going to try and make the "the disciples stole the body" argument, I'm sad to say that the evidence is quite stacked against that one. (1) they were a rag-tag group of laborers who were dispersed and scared when their leader was killed and had no ability or courage to try and 'rescue his body' (2) The body was buried in a tomb with a huge rock rolled down hill, sealed by the Roman seal, and guarded by a bunch of Roman soldiers. See point 1, there's no way they were going to move the stone, break the seal, and defeat a bunch of guards. Matthew 27:57-64 describes all of this.

      I hope that answers some of your questions. Please feel free to continue this thread if you want to discuss things further.

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    62. Re:Potential for translations by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      I didn't want to rob anyone of the opportunity to discover this for themselves ;-)

      Jesus is the Word of God (see Rev 19:13, John 1:1-18).

      One should keep in mind the distinction between "scripture" on the one hand and "word" on the other. While Scripture (The Bible as we know it today) does contain messages (wordS) from God to people, it would be a bit presumptuous to claim that it contains all the words and nothing but the words of God:

      • Some sections report the messages of people contrary to God's message, or the messages of false prophets that they falsely claimed to be from God (one shouldn't read these sections in isolation, one needs to read the sections in context with the text before and after to discover God's message regarding the situation).
      • We sometimes read that "God spoke to someone" or "the word of God came to someone" but it is not reported what those words where. So we do not know those words of God.
      • The New Testament scriptures where not available to the very first Christian converts as the word of God (gospel message) came to them orally from the apostles (Acts etc.). As the epistles (missionary letters) where being written and sent to assemblies, those Christians obviously had access to that very limited part of the New Testament - although it seems that assemblies forwarded at least some of the letters to other assemblies so that it could be read there too (Colossians 4:16). (Did those converts lack anything spiritually speaking because they did not have access to the whole collection of scriptures that we have today? I don't think so.)
      • The section about Jesus' temptation in the desert is an interesting case study where the Satan quotes Scriptures which arguably are also the words of God, but where the APPLICATION is shown to be in error.
      • The Scriptures contain passages that obviously are not to be taken literally but figuratively - and how beautifully poetic the language can be! - e.g. Jesus being a door, his flesh being bread, the pillars on which the earth stands being shaken, the land of Israel having four corners, the seas having roads for the fish to travel, the sun living in a tent, etc. etc. (It's obviously wrong to take a part of one verse as God's literal word and deduct scientific teaching from it - it's again meant to be read in context to discover the message that the author wanted to communicate to the readers.)

      (sorry, I'm too lazy to look up all the references for the above statements - exercise for the reader and all that.)

      In 2 Corinthians 3:5-18 Paul argues that the letter alone (written word, scripture) is dead, that the Holy Spirit is needed to make it understandable in its correct meaning (in Christ) and thus impart Life to the reader. Satan used Scripture without the Holy Spirit, with the obvious intention to cause spiritual death.

      Before his crucifixion Jesus did not say to his disciples: I leave you the Scriptures to teach you, He left the Holy Ghost to "teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you." (John 14:16-27)

      I think it's a basic human trait that people want security, therefore a rules-based religion is so attractive and great effort is expended to systematize religion (Calvin). This explains the emphasis on Scripture, which takes the uncertainty factor of the Spirit out of the equation and replaces it with learning (and so misses the whole point of Jesus' ministry, trying to bring Christians back under a system that closely resembles the pharisaical system of Jesus' time).

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    63. Re:Potential for translations by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry you think I'm a nut. My belief is belief, yes. But its also grounded on logic and reasonability.

      No, its grounded in a fairy tail, much like the stories of Zeus and other greek gods, or the gods of any number of ancient cultures.

      I know it appears to be illogical in that I'm trying to argue from within a particular system of belief instead of arguing from outside the system to attempt to prove my point. But it actually is more logically correct to argue from the standpoint of internal consistency given that I actually do believe that God is really capable of total sovereignty. There is certainly more evidence than just the Bible to corroborate the existence of Jesus and his actions (Josephus, archeological clues, even the Koran). But because I believe that God is really capable of proving His own existence I rely most on the Bible to describe the truth.

      You're right, its not logical. Its ciruclar reasoning. God exists because you believe he exists. There's no evidence of anything in the bible, other then storytellers then, like now, take reality to base their story in. Fallout 3 is based in reality, that doesnt mean its true. Its a story, with some basis in reality.

      Please, show me evidence that jesus turned water into wine, or bread into fish. Surely there was the equivolent of a news paper back then.. surely there must be something other than the bible. If god is capable of proving he exists, why has he not done so for me? Oh I know, I choose to ignore it. What a very convient response.

      The version that most closely approximates the earliest manuscripts that most consistently agree. As far as English translations go, most scholars would agree that its either New American Standard Bible (NASB) or the English Standard Version (ESV). It turns out that there really aren't that many inconsistencies amongst the different copies we have access to now-a-days. Most of the differences are things like "the Lord Jesus Christ" vs. "Jesus Christ the Lord" it counts as a difference, but its really not meaningfully different. If you're serious about examining this topic, and I hope you are, take a listen to this presentation by Dr. Dan Wallace. It's excellent. Very academic from one of the world's leading scholars.

      Theres plenty on Wikipedia about the problems with the bible, and they are not insignificant as you claim. Again I point out the whole "do not murder vs. kill." Oh, and lets not forget that Jews don't believe the New Testiment because they claim god said the original covenant was eternal. So, how exactly are we to know? Is god a liar? He knows everything, so he knew when the first covenant was given that it really wouldn't be eternal. Oh, and lets not forget that Asia never had anything like the wests concept of a god.

      Actually the main reason I believe in God is because there is an empty tomb where the body of Jesus was initially laid.

      Oh, you're certain that after 2000 years we located the actual tomb? We KNOW that it was a tomb for a guy named jesus?

      Its empty because He rose from the dead which sort of serves as a receipt of payment for our sins, thus satisfying God's righteous wrath against those sins.

      Well, it could be because we don't know where the tomb actually is. It could be that the disiples took it. It could be that the romans took it. It could be that an animal took it. It could be that everyone returned to a different location.

      Now if you're going to try and make the "the disciples stole the body" argument, I'm sad to say that the evidence is quite stacked against that one. (1) they were a rag-tag group of laborers who were dispersed and scared when their leader was killed and had no ability or courage to try and 'rescue his body'

      Oh, well, that evidence is overwhelming. Give me a break, you just accept that nonsense as truth, and even offer it as evidence? Really, if you're going to say "oh well they were scared and ran" and say that its the ONLY way events co

    64. Re:Potential for translations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, kind of but that's because the nutjobs make the news (often spouting off about the King James Version).

      The Bible didn't drop out of the sky, and it took centuries for the canon to be compiled, and transmission errors did creep into the text over time (sometimes apparently deliberately as scribes tried to "smooth" the text). In Biblical studies these are called variants.

      While the American Christians who make the news make it seem like the majority of American Christians don't admit to the presence of variants in the text, this isn't the case. The standard Greek Bible is the NA27 - which is a critical text that is reconstructed by examining the variants - it's used in even in very conservative seminaries (I graduated from one) because the reconstruction process is generally regarded as a good thing.

      Sadly the nutjobs have radio shows and are on TV - and so a lot of pastors have to deprogram congregants from the garbage they hear during the week (and sadly, often just give in and join the insanity).

  4. Re:Someone uploaded a book!?!? by mercosmique · · Score: 1

    Well, unlike most regular books that are uploaded, having this one accessible on the net 'creates opportunities for collaborative research that would not have been possible just a few years ago.'

  5. Wow, that took awhile! by filesiteguy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Honestly, I remember reading some /. article a few years back about this coming online back in '05 (?) and being very disappointed it wasn't there yet.

    Of course, it would help if I read Koine Greek...

    1. Re:Wow, that took awhile! by Vectronic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tried finding it, didn't. Did find this but that's only a few days shy of a year ago.

      But the wiki mentions:

      In June 2005, a team of experts from the UK, Europe, Egypt, Russia and USA undertook a joint project to produce a new digital edition of the manuscript (involving all four holding libraries), and a series of other studies was announced.

  6. Celebrate! by i.r.id10t · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..... and the old priest looked at the original copy, and came out crying.

    When asked why, he looked at the young novice and said "the word is CELEBRATE not CELIBATE"

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    1. Re:Celebrate! by Matimus · · Score: 4, Informative

      I know you are joking, but the Bible says nothing about priests or celibacy. That was invented by the catholic church in the 12th century so the church could get around paying for the children of priests.

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    2. Re:Celebrate! by PRMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, it does. 1 Timothy 4:

      1 The Spirit clearly says that in later times some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving spirits and things taught by demons. 2 Such teachings come through hypocritical liars, whose consciences have been seared as with a hot iron. 3 They forbid people to marry and order them to abstain from certain foods, which God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and who know the truth. 4 For everything God created is good, and nothing is to be rejected if it is received with thanksgiving, 5 because it is consecrated by the word of God and prayer.

      I'm not trying to bash the Catholics here, but it would seem that people that forbid marrying for priests and meat on Fridays is not really where you want to be.

      The Apostle Paul VOLUNTARILY went unmarried because of his faith, but even commented that others would probably be unable to do so, and should marry rather than commit sexual sin. At no time did he criticize married believers such as Peter.

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    3. Re:Celebrate! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Informative

      More than paying for the children... it was about title to the lands.

      When a wealthy lord had too many sons, he would have the extras sent either to serve in the military (which cost money, but it was part of the dues to the liege), or to the church. This conveniently got the extra sons out of the way so that his lands could be passed in entirety to his first son.

      The son(s) shipped to the church would get a nice title, if the lord donated enough cash (or preferably, land) to the church when he sent his son to them.

      The problem is that when some of these sons had sons of their own, they wanted to pass those lands to their sons... and the Church wanted to keep those lands. This caused schisms between the Church and the lords who supported the Church. So the solution was to require celibacy. Then those lordlings could not have sons inherit those lands. If they recognized an heir, then they were guilty of celibacy and the lands were forfeit to the Church (and the lordling would lose their title).

      I'm not sure I explained it as well as others could... but the point is that it wasn't just about paying for the children of priests, it was about holding onto the bequests that came in exchange for appointing the sons of Lords to high office.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    4. Re:Celebrate! by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know you are joking, but the Bible says nothing about priests or celibacy. That was invented by the catholic church
      The Catholic Church decided the canon of the bible. If you're going to recognize their authority to do that, why wouldn't you also recognize their authority on other matters?

      I find that I have a much more positive view of the Catholic Church as an agnostic than I did as a protestant.

    5. Re:Celebrate! by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Priests are mentioned all over in the Bible. Specifically, in the New Testament, Revelation 1:6 "Christ hath made us kings and priests unto God and his father" or Revelation 20:6 "They shall be priests of God and of Christ." A ton of references in Hebrews as well. For whatever it's worth.

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    6. Re:Celebrate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you are joking, but the Bible says nothing about priests or celibacy. That was invented by the catholic church in the 12th century so the church could get around paying for the children of priests.

      There are quite a few married Catholic priests (especially those that have left the Anglican fold and have become Papists). Having a household and having children to look after is a major effort and could having such major responsibilities would be unfair to everyone involved.

      Being a priest isn't a job, but a calling. If you're called at 3am to perform last rites on someone, but your child is ill with a high fever, which do you attend to? If I'm on-call, and I'm paged but child has a fever, work can go to jump.

    7. Re:Celebrate! by oraclese · · Score: 0

      It was also invented so that Chruch would retain all of a priest's assets after he died, if he had any. No children to pass anything down to.

    8. Re:Celebrate! by WarlockD · · Score: 1

      I am really starting to hate Wiki now.

      I wanted to see who was right and it seems Wiki has this very BROAD and DETAILED look at Evey god damn chapter of every book in the bible. With even detail references.

      I need to get work done! I can't read hours of learning at a help desk!

    9. Re:Celebrate! by Thanar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might want to read the rest of the New Testament before implying that requirements to abstain from certain foods is against Christian teaching. In addition to teaching the unchanging moral law, the Apostles had the authority to make disciplinary regulations on abstinence from certain foods: "It is the decision of the holy Spirit and of us not to place on you any burden beyond these necessities, namely, to abstain from meat sacrificed to idols, from blood, from meats of strangled animals, and from unlawful marriage. If you keep free of these, you will be doing what is right." (Acts 15:28-29). Christians recognized this authority, and that these decisions were binding on all Christians ("necessities"), even though the disciplinary parts were subject to later adaptation as circumstances changed in the Church. The Didache In the Didache (Gk. "Teaching"), which most scholars date at the end of the 1st century A.D., Christians were instructed by their pastors to practice fasting and abstinence at specific times: Prebaptismal fasting: "Before the baptism, let the one baptizing, and the one being baptized, and any others who are able, fast. Command the one being baptized to fast for one or two days beforehand" (Didache 7:4). In a commentary on the Didache, Aaron Milavec comments that although this is the earliest known reference to fasting in preparation for baptism, it is likely "giving voice to a tradition already practiced (although it is impossible to gauge how widespread this practice might have been)." Postbaptismal fasting: "Do not let your fasts coincide with those of the hypocrites, for they fast on the second and on the fifth day of the week [Monday & Thursday], but you should fast during the fourth day and during the Sabbath preparation day [Wednesday & Friday]" (Didache 8:1). Fr. Terry Donahue, CC

    10. Re:Celebrate! by Thanar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In warning against those who forbid people to marry, St. Paul was referring to Gnostics who taught dualism which viewed material things as bad, and thus rejected marriage and procreation. He was not referring to the Christian practice of celibacy which recognizes the great good of marriage but "have renounced marriage for the sake of the kingdom of heaven" (Matthew 19:12).

      Celibacy is a charism, a gift given by God for the building up of the Body of Christ. It is not given to all ("Whoever can accept this, ought to accept it" (Matthew 19:12). Speaking of his own celibacy, St. Paul says, "I wish that all were as I myself am, but each has a particular gift from God, one of one kind and one of another" (1 Cor 7:7).

      In the Catholic Church, celibacy is imposed on no one. Rather, in the western rites of the Catholic Church, candidates for the priesthood are chosen from those who have freely promised celibacy. In the eastern rites, candidates for the priesthood are chosen from both married and celibate men, but bishops are chosen only from celibate priests.

      Fr. Terry Donahue, CC

    11. Re:Celebrate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Eastern Orthodox church does in fact have married priests, so you're partially right. Celibacy was an invention of Roman Catholics after the great schism. However priests have always been there. The greek word for "priest" is "presbyter". Many modern translations, for reasons best left unsaid, prefer to translate this as "elder".

    12. Re:Celebrate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were paying for children back in the 12th century? In the Michael Jackson way?

    13. Re:Celebrate! by robot_love · · Score: 1

      Oh, so it's just like when Muslims and Jews were allowed to 'freely' choose to convert to Christianity during the Spanish Reconquista?

      If you think these two situations have nothing to do with each other, think harder.

      "I want to be a priest."

      "You can't unless you choose to be celibate."

      "Oh. I guess I'll be celibate, then?"

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    14. Re:Celebrate! by TheLink · · Score: 3, Informative

      To me the big problem with Catholicism is it adds so many potential and _unnecessary_ problems or stumbling blocks for its adherents.

      Examples:
      The veneration of Mary.
      The praying to the saints. Yes some Catholics understand that differently, but so many stumble into something that resembles polytheism.
      Indulgences.
      The vows of celibacy. Sure celibacy is fine (and so is marriage), but they made it into a _requirement_ that priests must have.

      The chastity/celibacy of Christ is sometimes used as justification but Jesus and others have referred to himself as the Bridegroom, and there going to be a wedding, so since he's not married yet, he has to be celibate.

      We already have enough trouble with the really necessary stuff (following Jesus), why add extra unnecessary stuff that causes problems in so many cases?

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    15. Re:Celebrate! by chromatic · · Score: 1

      The Catholic Church decided the canon of the bible.

      If you believe the Roman Catholic church existed at the time of the Council of Nicea, this is possible. Not everyone believes this, seeing as how Gregory I was born over two centuries later.

    16. Re:Celebrate! by registrar · · Score: 1

      I find that I have a much more positive view of the Catholic Church as an agnostic than I did as a protestant.

      Funny that, given the meaning of the word 'protestant'.

    17. Re:Celebrate! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      More specifically, priest were funneling church funds, and this cause inheritances issues.

      Once again, the love of money motivates religious dogma. I seem to recal someone saying the love of money is the something something.

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    18. Re:Celebrate! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You have an outstanding depth of ignorance on the subject, well done.

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    19. Re:Celebrate! by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      It is such a shame that all Christians didn't live up to St. Paul's devotion in his time.

      With all Christians celibate, your cult would be long gone today, hardly even be remembered by history.

      Of course with human nature being what it is, you'd probably still be wasting your life worshiping some other imaginary being today, not knowing that the 'right' religion had already faded away long ago.

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    20. Re:Celebrate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from those who have freely promised celibacy

      You mean like my high-school English teacher that joined the Catholic order of the Christian Brothers at age twelve.

      I know I've kept all the promises I made in my early pubescent teens.

    21. Re:Celebrate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're allowed to choose if you become a priest. Part of that choice is being celibate. If you don't want to be a priest, you won't be celibate in the same way I can choose to work at home or work at an office, but one of those requires pants.

      I don't complain that I need to wear pants at the workplace. You don't complain about being celibate if you're a priest.

    22. Re:Celebrate! by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      The Catholic tradition can trace its lineage back to a Bishop in the second century (who named the damned thing). Getting a Pope was a bureaucratic decision.

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    23. Re:Celebrate! by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      'Venerate' -- "to look upon with feelings of deep respect; revere" (Websters New World Dictionary)

      There's nothing wrong with venerating St. Mary...or St. Paul...or St Joseph...or St. Patrick...or any of the saints. Catholics do not 'stumble into polytheism' which would be heresy. None of the saints are ever considered by Catholics (or any Christian) to be divine. Saints are mere mortal people who have gone before us and lived their lives with an exceptionally strong faith. Saints are people who have wrestled with evil...and triumphed.

  7. Finally... by jasonhfl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    a good use for technology instead of just another way to twitter/facebook/blog what you had for lunch.

    1. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a good use for technology instead of just another way to twitter/facebook/blog what you had for lunch.

      J35U5: Ate bread, fish. Drank wine with some whores.

    2. Re:Finally... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      a good use for technology instead of just another way to twitter/facebook/blog what you had for lunch.

      Please don't use the word "blog" in connection with lunch. Ralph either, for that matter. Now my stomach's queazy...

    3. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a sandwich.

    4. Re:Finally... by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks for bringing that up.

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    5. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the name for my new blog:
      "Ralph Blogs His Lunch"

    6. Re:Finally... by billius · · Score: 1

      Really? I could have sworn that there was something in there about what people had for lunch back in the day...

    7. Re:Finally... by crhylove · · Score: 1

      I don't know.... Seems to me the random bloggings of modern day humans is far more relevant than the delusional mutterings of sheep herding cavemen in the desert.

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  8. Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1600 years old, from earlier manuscripts that pre-date Constantine's adoption of Christianity as a state religion.

    It has no mention of a resurrection.

    For example, St Mark's Gospel ends 12 verses before later, revised, versions - omitting the appearance of the resurrected Jesus Christ.

    The incorporation of Osiris/Attys/Adonis/Mithras cultism, which dominated the eastern empire with it's symbolic resurrection theology was key to the success of Constantine's venture. It was so deeply held a belief, the bishops under Constantine may not even have realized they were fabricating and innovating.

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    1. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by grub · · Score: 1, Flamebait


      Oh dear, all the cults that have built up a belief system based on some come-back-to-life myth are going to be pissed.

      .

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    2. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the looks of GPs moderation, they are.. and they're here! Rabid christians! Run for your life!

    3. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...Yet why would many of the followers of Christ before that time go to their deaths believing it if it were a lie? I mean, if you helped lead a lie about a resurrection would you die because of it? Or would you simply shut up when people threatened you? Yet there is no evidence that any of them did that. Why would Paul write so strongly about the resurrection even in prison? Heck, why would Paul leave his life of luxury as a Jewish leader stoning Christians if he didn't experience something supernatural?

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    4. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by RDW · · Score: 3, Interesting

      'It has no mention of a resurrection.'

      I see this is currently modded as 'Troll', since the Codex obviously has many such references. However, the other possibility is that Philip is unwittingly viewing the manuscript using an Evil Tool of the Devil.

    5. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by JustOK · · Score: 1

      I'm watching the MJ Memorial live and I....omg he popped out of his casket!!!!! He's alive!!!!!!

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    6. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      If you ever see Bill Moyers' interview with Joseph Campbell (The Power of Myth), he actually shows you statues of Osiris and Horus that inspired images of Mary and baby Jesus.

    7. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      FTA: "it should be no surprise that the ancient text is not quite the same as the modern one, since the Bible has developed and changed over the years."

      Isn't the bile-ball supposed to be the unerring word of a god? How the fuck does that change? Christian fuckheads are going to be screaming over this. lolol

    8. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by frosty_tsm · · Score: 0

      If only I had mod points as this is a well-written retort to a troll post.

    9. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's true that Sinaticus's version of Mark doesn't contain a narration of the resurrection, or any post-resurrection appearances. However, its text assumes and implies as an absolute certainty that the resurrection is going to happen -- Jesus predicts his death, he tells the story of the temple being torn down and built up again in three days, and so on. So while it's interesting that the shorter ending of Mark is different, even though Mark is the oldest gospel, and even though most scholars think that the non-resurrection version is closer to what the original author wrote, we still don't have a version of any of the gospels that doesn't presume the resurrection as the basis of Christianity.

    10. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if you helped lead a lie about a resurrection would you die because of it? Or would you simply shut up when people threatened you?

      Let's see....

      Crusades, kill the infedels.
      Spanish Inquizition, kill those that dont agree, infedels.

      Catholic church rips you a new anus when you question them, damned infidels!

      The holy catholic church is incredibly powerful. Anyone challenging their stance is put as a nutjob to the world. (I wish we could go back to killing infidels!)

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    11. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because Constantine rejected Transubstantiation dude.

    12. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by PRMan · · Score: 1

      You mean like this mention?

      http://www.codex-sinaiticus.net/en/manuscript.aspx?book=36&chapter=21&lid=en&side=r&zoomSlider=0

      Just because some portions were cut off at the end due to age, doesn't mean that it's somehow a conspiracy.

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    13. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, just maybe... Paul never existed and someone made it all up. I mean come on if you're going to make up someone who never existed why on earth would you choose the name Paul. Isn't Wayne or Garth a much more reasonable fake name? Party on.

    14. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by gnick · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why would Paul write so strongly about the resurrection even in prison?

      What makes you think that Paul wrote that gospel? The Bible was assembled by committee and included the the works submitted and voted in. Is it based on faith alone that you assume that the gospels were not embellished before publication?

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    15. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are stupid, then, now, always.

    16. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Informative

      It has no mention of a resurrection.

      Mod parent down. That's not correct at all.

      1. Codex Sinaiticus mentions the resurrection many times. What is omitted is the description of the Gospel of Mark. The description in the Gospel of Luke, however, is NOT missing from that text. At best Codex S. supports the theory that the ending of Mark was added later---a theory that a fair number of biblical scholars hold, mind you.

      2. Codex Sinaiticus was either written in the last few years of Constantine or after his death. This proves nothing about Constantine's effect on the early church. You'd need something at least a hundred years older.

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    17. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the end of book of Mark it lists a resurrection, why are you lying? Seems like you're regurgitating a misinformed digg comment.

        Mark 16:6 But he says to them: Be not amazed. You seek Jesus the Nazarene who was crucified; he has risen, he is not here: see the place where they laid him.

    18. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by herksc · · Score: 1

      Any decent bible has a marking and a footnote which states that earlier known manuscripts do not contain Mark 16:9-20

      If you are saying that the Codex Sinaiticus along with older portions of other manuscripts have no mention of the resurrection, then I call foul. Are you a historian?

      I say the key to success of Constantine's venture was acceptance of Christians coupled with the power and influence he already had.

    19. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by agnosticanarch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow! Logic-fail!

      Why would any of the followers of Islam fly to their deaths or blow themselves up if their religion was a lie?

      Why would Christian American soldiers be ready to die for God and country (and oil) if it was a lie?

      Why do all the people in insane asylums believe they are Napoleon or Jesus if it's JUST A LIE?!

      Why do you lie?

      ~AA

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    20. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right, because as we all know, there are no instances in history of crazy people doing crazy things.

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    21. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      It has no mention of a resurrection.

      If you ignore the endings of the other 3 gospels. Go ahead and ignore the entire book of Acts where it repeatedly explains that Christianity would have been adopted by most Greeks if it were not for the "ridiculous" teaching of the resurrection. Ignore most of the epistles of Paul, like 1 Corinthians, becaues he chides the members of the church for disbelieving the resurrection. You get your information out of a pamphlet, or something?

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    22. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A passionate nut is still a nut.

    23. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 0

      God is real.

      In fact, only "other than God" is false - beyond false! It is an absurdity.

      Jesus was real - he was the perfectly realized spirit imbued at the creation of man.

      Christianity formed after the arrival and passage of Jesus, much like cargo cults formed in the South Pacific after the arrival and passage of aircraft.

      People attached themselves to secondary attributes and accorded them primary significance, within the limited capability and bias of cultural foundation - ignorant to the reality of God and the connection of spirit to living breath. Misunderstanding parable for doctrine.

      Doctrinaires always crush the living spirit from transmission of spiritual teaching. They are driven by forces contrary to experiencing reality, and they are absolutist.

      This is not unique to Christianity. Priests, Monks and Scholars have killed the breath from the truth in every Revelation.

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      "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
    24. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      ...Yet why would many of the followers of Christ before that time go to their deaths believing it if it were a lie? I mean, if you helped lead a lie about a resurrection would you die because of it?

      People die for religious beliefs all the time. I don't think I need to provide examples as I suspect you can do this without much thinking.

      Further, If the idea of a resurrection was not yet circulating then there is no "lie" just some kernel of religious belief.

    25. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Most branches of Islam don't allow any music at all. It's mainly the Sufis, who are about as similar to the Taleban and their ilk as Anglicans are to Mormons.

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    26. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Iyonesco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would Marshall Applewhite, leader of the Heaven's Gate cult, kill himself and convince 39 followers to commit suicide if the whole thing about the space ship following the comet was a lie? It seems certain people can't cope with reality so fantasise that they're here for some greater purpose and will go to extreme lengths to complete that delusion.

    27. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Because people are idiots. There in a simple experiment, where it was proven, that when you tell someone that something is like that, long enough, they not only believe it themselves, but will fight with you, insisting that they had seen it themselves.

      All your "arguments" really are just questions, begging for an "obvious" answer, while in reality, all those things are based on nothing.

      Why would he write so strongly? Because he was a loony?
      Why did they not shut up, even when threatened? Because they were loonys! (I know schizophrenics. It is irrelevant if you threaten to beat them up or kill them. Because they really think it is real!)
      Why did my mom leave a life or becoming a successful genetics expert an the beginning of genetics, to live in broken down house and eat nothing but cereals for a month, seeing hallucinations? Because she is a loony! She broke down.

      People do that, you know?
      And their actions are no basis for anything. Let alone something "supernatural"! (Hell, my mom says she sees ghosts, and thinks she is Jesus. That does not make it true!)

      I'm sorry, but if you even have one bit of doubt about all this, you're a loony too.

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    28. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sorry friend, but that is complete and utter BS. The "tail end" of Mark, which Codex Sinaiticus omits, is only one account of the resurrection. Most bibles today flag that passage as a possible later edition -- no surprise.

      Resurrection was there from the beginning. It's why Christians met on Sunday. It's why Christians were persecuted. You can believe it or not believe it. But to claim it's some sort of Osiris-pagan idea is completely ignorant of history, text, and common sense.

    29. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Xebikr · · Score: 1

      At least wait for a few rebuttle comments before jumping on this troll's bandwagon. Talk about your knee-jerk reactions.

    30. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Paul wrote NO Gospel.

      His are the epistles. Long after the four gospels.

      He was already polluted with Hellenised Judeo/Roman Levantine religion: he was an enforcer of the Orthodoxy before his conversion. Christianity had no orthodoxy at his arrival on the scene - so he constructed it for his unresolved needs and the social/psychological needs of intended mission.

      His epistles explicitly define and defend this new orthodoxy. Ultimately, Saul changed his name and religion - but the fundamental nature of his being remained unconverted from one thing to another. His role was the same, and his intention unchanged and unrepentant.

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    31. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by moon3 · · Score: 1

      After a cold shower.., so basically, and I am assuming you are an expert, the conclusion here is that the heavenly text of the Bible has been modified to fit Roman agendas ? Eh, you mean like the holiest text, the word of God has been rewritten, tampered with, changed or dare we say evolved ?

      /deep sarcasm

    32. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But it isn't responding to a troll, PKD is correct.

      They should call it Paulism instead of Christianity.

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    33. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Heck, why would Paul leave his life of luxury as a Jewish leader stoning Christians if he didn't experience something supernatural?

      Why would L. Ron Hubbard give up his writing career to spawn a religion?

      Rationality doesn't enter into it.

    34. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      I don't think you get the GP's point. The people he is referring to WILLINGLY died supporting that Jesus died and was resurrected. If that were a lie (and they of all people would have known it was a lie), would they have sacrificed their OWN lives?

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    35. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by TheBracket · · Score: 1

      I always assumed that it was because Paul was the only apostle whose status practically relied upon a resurrection, and more generally miracles (in fact, he's the only one to write that a material belief in physical miracles is a requirement for Christians).

      Unlike the apostles who actually met Jesus in the flesh (and for whom his greatness wouldn't necessarily require post-mortem miracles), Paul was converted in a dream while recovering from his injuries on the road to Damascus (a story that, coincidentally, can also be found in earlier myths - but with a different protagonist and deity). When Paul (former Christian hunter!) showed up to talk to the apostles, he was turned away - and only admitted after some negotiation and the intervention of one of the already-present apostles (whose name temporarily escapes me).

      I've read a few articles about "edit wars" between Paulinists and the early Christians, in which Paul gradually was inserted to a prominent role. If you don't believe in a resurrection, then Paul's conversion looks a little more suspect - even if you do believe in the remaining doctrine. (Paul is, interestingly, also the source of most of the "old testament doesn't apply anymore, except for some bits, but we're not going to tell you exactly which!" dogma)

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    36. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by citizenr · · Score: 1

      Crazy. Deeply religious people are just crazy.

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    37. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The Bible was assembled by committee and included the the works submitted and voted in.

      So is Wikipedia.

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    38. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you reading the same manuscript I am?

      Resurrection is right here:
      http://www.codexsinaiticus.org/en/manuscript.aspx?book=33&chapter=28&lid=en&side=r&zoomSlider=0

      I'll bet the other synoptic gospels have similar accounts ;-)

    39. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      Power up this post. In fairness, Philip K Dickhead is being either ignorant or deceitful.

    40. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

      Paul wrote NO Gospel.

      OK. I absolutely have to correct this. There were four gospels, one of them Paul's. First came John, then Paul, then George, and finally Ringo.

      Oh, crap... I may be mixing theology here... OK fine. His story is an epistle - I stand corrected.

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    41. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why would any of the followers of Islam fly to their deaths or blow themselves up if their religion was a lie?

      Because they genuinely believe that what they are dying for is true. The disciples (all but one of which died a martyr's death) all would have KNOWN that what they were dying for were a lie if Jesus had not really risen from the dead.

      Why would Christian American soldiers be ready to die for God and country (and oil) if it was a lie?

      I'm not sure what you're referring to as the lie here, but if it's "Christianity," the same logic applies here.

      Why do all the people in insane asylums believe they are Napoleon or Jesus if it's JUST A LIE?!

      Again, they don't KNOW that it's a lie, they believe it's true. And this is irrelevant because they aren't DYING for the lie.

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    42. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by GCH · · Score: 0

      "It has no mention of a resurrection."

      It does in John Ch. 21 verse 13 and Mark Ch. 16 verse 6.

    43. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think that Paul wrote that gospel? The Bible was assembled by committee and included the the works submitted and voted in.

      *blink* Who claimed that Paul wrote a gospel? But thanks for making it painfully obvious that you know nothing about the New Testament or about this dispute. It saves those of us who do the time and trouble of taking what you say seriously.

      For the love of God (heh) put down the Dan Brown novels.

    44. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why would L. Ron Hubbard give up his writing career to spawn a religion?

      He saw there was more money in it?

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    45. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by BRSQUIRRL · · Score: 5, Informative

      It has no mention of a resurrection.

      C'mon. Why is it that people who are otherwise intelligent, rational thinkers suddenly turn that part of their brains off when it is time to attack Christianity?

      Jesus' resurrection is also recounted in the gospels of Matthew (28:1-10) and Luke (24:1-35), passages which are present in the Codex.

    46. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more things change, the more they stay the same. I'm sure money and threats/blackmail worked just as well back in those days as they do today. Not saying that is the case, but it'd be silly to rule out obvious possibilities.

    47. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      John introduces resurrection for the first time in any Gospel. Certainly this was the LAST of the four gospels and definitively NOT written by the Apostle.

      Mark is earliest, with Luke second. Thomas is a distant third - with much of John written in part as a factional rebuttal to Thomas some short time thereafter.

      But, you'd know all that if you read Pagels.

      This codex online contains a copy of Mark that predates the copyist "corrections" to original texts. For example regarding such 'correction', I refer you to Ehrman, pp 157:
      http://books.google.com/books?id=99chXHGSVH0C&pg=PA157&lpg=PA157&dq=copyist+correctios+doctrines+bible&source=bl&ots=yc9bdSxL5E&sig=TDtgAEwfeqkCzHSwH72BYiXpZMo&hl=en&ei=x55TSoCtNJS2swOHo8jwBw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=5

      There are other such determinations made in Pagel's "Beyond Belief".

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    48. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by computechnica · · Score: 1

      Ask the same question to the average suicide bomber? Promises of afterlife glory are very persuasive to poor people with nothing else to lose.

    49. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Yet why would many of the followers of Christ before that time go to their deaths believing it if it were a lie?

      So your argument is that if people go to their deaths for a belief, it must therefore be true?

      Word of advice, you may want to think very carefully before answering "yes" to that question.

    50. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      God is real.

      In fact, only "other than God" is false - beyond false! It is an absurdity.

      Jesus was real - he was the perfectly realized spirit imbued at the creation of man.

      And your supporting evidence for these assertions is...?

    51. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Except that we have access to Wikipedia's edit history.

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    52. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The byzantine family of scripts has been proven to be the most reliable. Over the several hundred years of copies that can be found, these scripts show almost no deviations between copies, just about a handful or so. This is a proven history of reliability which indicates that the non surviving copies were just as diligently made.

      The family of copies this belongs to (North Africa)....well they diverge wildly and have a history of being "creatively edited". Yes these are older, but that's to be expected since that area is desert.

      Older doesn't mean more reliable.

    53. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      However, its text assumes and implies as an absolute certainty that the resurrection is going to happen

      It does not.

      It may appear so - if one apriori assumes the resurrection as fact. Without this assumption, deducing a resurrection from the text as present is not indicated, and fabulist.

      More astounding is the idea of the earliest Gospel, one actually possibly attributable to the actual disciple, apostle and evangelist named as author, and he OMITS what would undoubtedly be the most amazing feature of his account!

      Your arguments are absurd. Now go away.

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    54. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Except that, again, suicide bombers could actually believe that the "afterlife glory" is true, while if Jesus' resurrection were false, they would have known that it were a lie, as it would have been their lie.

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    55. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by drxenos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know, why don't you ask the "Heaven's Gate" cult members.

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    56. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It saves those of us who do the time and trouble of taking what you say seriously.

      Taking ANYONE who has ANYTHING to say about the "authenticity" of the bible in any supernatural sense should NOT be taken seriously.

    57. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      "Just because some portions were cut off at the end due to age, doesn't mean that it's somehow a conspiracy."

      What?

      Your excuse is that the freaking four evangelists were TOP POSTING?

      And who ever said conspiracy? Unless ignorance and prejudice are a "conspiracy". Describing opposing viewpoints as conspiracy, without correct attribution is a hallmark of disinformation.

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    58. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read John. It mentions the resurrection.

    59. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by mauriatm · · Score: 1

      Ask the same question to the average suicide bomber? Promises of afterlife glory are very persuasive to poor people with nothing else to lose.

      I think that is a poor comparison, the former is about someone who dies for a belief (as in his own life), while the latter is someone who is killing for a belief (and taking many other lives with his own).

    60. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're making a false assumption, that they went to the deaths believing in what you believe to be true.

      perhaps they went to their deaths because of something they believed, but not quite what you believe to be true.

    61. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Look.

      Include Ringo if you like, but to me "Octopus' Garden" and "Don't Pass Me By" hardly rate as canon.

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    62. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Except that they actually believed what they died for was true. As I said in reply to another post, those first few that died defending Christianity would have known that it were a lie if it were one as it would have been their lie. They would have to have said that Jesus was resurrected and that they saw him and then died knowing that what they said was false.

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    63. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by mschuyler · · Score: 1

      Because they were delusional? Why would the followers of Jim Jones drink the kool-aid? Why would the followers of Heaven's Gate commit suicide to join an alien in a space ship behind the Hale-Bopp comet? Millions of people 'believe,' but that has absolutely nothing to do with the objective truth behind their belief. They are all fucking bat shit insane.

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    64. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by gnick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...well-written retort to a troll post.

      Really? Asking why people would go to their grave believing a lie is somehow deep? There have been a helluva lotta people that have gone to their graves believing contradicting things. Even if you believe that one subset of them had it right, most of them had it wrong. Dying for a belief does not necessarily make your belief correct, it just means that you believed it strongly or had other motivators.

      Just because somebody decides to be a martyr (or in Paul's case leave an easy life for a tough one) does not mean that they were thinking critically and rationally.

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    65. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't quite understand how you connect the two. The point was someone who so strongly believes in something that he is willing to lose his own life. What does that have to do with an institution allegedly exploiting its power?

      FYI: Everything you say is about people abusing power, it has nothing to do with the core values of the believers.

    66. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Calithulu · · Score: 1

      That and he had the bet with Heinlein. Wouldn't want to lose that $50!

    67. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Why would L. Ron Hubbard give up his writing career to spawn a religion?

      As I recall reading, it had something to do with a bet he had going with R.A. Heinlein.

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    68. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I guess the 9-11 terrorists proved that there really is a bunch of virgins in heaven for islamic martyrs. why else would they go to their deaths? it must be true.

      and paul was crazy and/or suffered from epilepsy. to this day people attribute things they dont understand to magic or the supernatural. it doesnt mean that there is a supernatural.

    69. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by computechnica · · Score: 1

      When I was 6 I believed in Santa Claus. He brought me presents. Then someone more grown up told me the Truth.

      . Hey buddy I hate to tell this but.........

    70. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by gnick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of the people that died here believed in a much later resurrection and died for that belief. It doesn't make Koresh Jesus.

      (And he's far from the first resurrected Jesus that has inspired his disciples to follow him unto death.)

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    71. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Conclusively later than Mark - and substantially later revised.

      Again, Pagels.

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    72. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by endikos · · Score: 1

      Wow! Logic-fail!

      Nope. You missed the point. This is about dying for something you KNOW TO BE FALSE.

      Why would any of the followers of Islam fly to their deaths or blow themselves up if their religion was a lie?

      Because they believe what they've been taught.

      Why would Christian American soldiers be ready to die for God and country (and oil) if it was a lie?

      Any American soldier goes into service for their country fully understanding that their service may cost them their life. This they do because they believe their service will save the lives of those they love and of their fellow countrymen. Religion, Christianity, oil, and lies have nothing to do with it.

      Why do all the people in insane asylums believe they are Napoleon or Jesus if it's JUST A LIE?!

      I'm not entirely certain what a delusional state of mind has to do with lies or dying for them.

      Why do you lie?

      The times in my life that I've lied have usually been due to fear of some sort... fear of the truth of what I did being found out, and the perceived consequences of those actions harming me in some way. However, I would never die for something I KNEW was a lie. And that's the point here. Jesus' apostles knew him personally. They watched him die horrendously at the hands of the Romans. They also personally saw him after his resurrection. If that wasn't true, why would they willingly submit to being beheaded, crucified, stoned, boiled in oil, flayed with whips, and beaten?

    73. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Someone suffering from a delusion would leave a life of luxury to pursue their delusion. Happens all the time. The stronger the delusion, the more likely you are to take life-threatening stands to protect it.

      Maybe Paul just needed to talk with Dr. Phil.

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    74. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Nautical+Insanity · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing the point of GP. He or she is referring to Christians during a time when they were being persecuted, and the Catholic church was having a rough start. His point being that some people, like Paul, were faced with death for saying that Jesus was resurrected and continued to tell people and write about it. This had nothing to do with the Crusades or the Spanish Inquisition.

    75. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually,Âin the translation online you clearly see the resurrection, check out starting in Luke Chapter 24 verse 5.

    76. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Rostin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Paul's writings predate the gospels. They are generally accepted to be the earliest in the New Testament.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Apostle#Writings

    77. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Science is not truth, any more than a Hammer "is" carpentry.

      To claim otherwise is superstitious "Scienceism" as foolish and ignorant as "Christianism" - the disease that believes documentary evidence for God is either necessary or defensible.

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    78. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      In addition to what Jake has said, in most cases, suicide bombers' deaths are near-immediate and self-inflicted. Nearly all of the disciples had extremely tortured deaths. Some were fileted alive, others boiled in oil, upside-down crucifixions...these aren't deaths that happen in seconds like blowing up half a dozen blocks of C-4 duct taped to your belt. If they were all crazy, they were all crazy enough to have their stories line up and all of them took it to their deaths. Perhaps they simply were insane...but it's quite the set of odds to beat to have 11 crazy people each give a consistent testimony to a lie and have all of them take it to their graves amidst extruciatingly painful deaths that makes Guitmo look like a trip to the dentist.

    79. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by johnlcallaway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or ... no one is waiting and when you die you die and everyone will miss you. So enjoy life while you can, because there is no after life. Live as long as you can so those that love you can continue to enjoy your company; and those you help can continue to be helped.

      My belief gives me enough reason to continue living. I don't need a fairy tale to help others and follow the same morals that have been around since before Christ was a glint in Mary's eye. You know .. those 'Christian' ones, like not stealing, not murdering?? That the Christians hijacked like they did all of the holidays because they couldn't attract any followers??

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    80. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why would Paul write so strongly about the resurrection even in prison? Heck, why would Paul leave his life of luxury as a Jewish leader stoning Christians if he didn't experience something supernatural?

      Dimethyltryptamine

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    81. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      I don't see any mention of a later resurrection in that article. When was the resurrection and who was resurrected? Were the people who died in that article directly involved in starting the lies about that resurrection?

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    82. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by drxenos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How do you know? It maybe not be that they were lying, but nut-job crazy. Besides, you think no one has every gone to their grave hiding the truth?

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    83. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Delusional people think the same thing and would probably write that they KNOW something to be a fact, when in fact is isn't.

      Paging Dr. Phil.... Paging Dr. Phil....

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    84. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      He really knows it because of his delusion....just read his prior posts.

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    85. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      But if they were nut-job crazy, how would they be so successful? How would their beliefs spread around the world and millions and millions of people would believe them even 2,000 years later? And yes, I believe people go to their grave all the time hiding the truth. What I'm saying is that it is not likely that someone would allow themselves to be killed still professing that a lie is true, with nothing to gain from said lie.

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    86. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Rostin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've read a few articles about "edit wars" between Paulinists and the early Christians, in which Paul gradually was inserted to a prominent role.

      I'm not trying to be a dick, but I'd appreciate a source or two. I've never heard of this before, and I'd like to read them for myself.

      (Paul is, interestingly, also the source of most of the "old testament doesn't apply anymore, except for some bits, but we're not going to tell you exactly which!" dogma)

      Oh? The text I see most frequently cited in this connection is the account from Acts 10 of Peter's dream about food.

    87. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by tixxit · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The disciples (all but one of which died a martyr's death) all would have KNOWN that what they were dying for were a lie if Jesus had not really risen from the dead.

      Or, they thought that Jesus was right, in spite of actual solid proof. You know, faith.

    88. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Funny

      re: Paul.

      Changing sides is not conversion - merely allegiance or profession and expression.

      Conversion is the changing of one's fundamental nature. It is repentance from one's self.

      Paul went on to do with a pen that which he had formerly done with a sword, now in service of his former nemesis. In name, he changed but a letter, showing both his great attachment to small material indicators and his basic re-confirmation of the identity prior to Damascus.

      No doubt he had a powerful experience - possibly even of God. But he could not reject himself - and thereby brought Paul to religion - not religion to Paul.

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    89. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      They claimed that he had risen from the dead and that they had seen him. That's not "thinking that Jesus is right" and it's not faith because it's a first hand account.

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    90. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Well put!

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    91. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      I'll just refer you to this post.

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    92. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1
      From Genesis and Future of Suicide Terrorism by Scott Atran:

      Collective research investigating the relationship between education and poverty and participation in political violence including suicide militancy is far from being conclusive, if not speculative. The most recent study that Professor Atran capitalizes on is Krueger and Maleckova's (2002) paper "Education, poverty, political violence and terrorism: Is there a casual connection?" I would like to seize this opportunity to criticize the noted paper; both its methodology and conclusions. Krueger and Maleckova concluded that there is an inconclusive relationship between political violence and the level of education and the economic background of participating militants. One of their main findings is that Palestinian suicide bombers come from relatively well-to-do families and are highly educated (referring to some college education).

      I've often heard that most suicide bombers tend to be fairly educated. The above link was the first that I found to provide some level of support to that. The author does go to question the link of suicide bomber to multiple factors but does admit the higher education levels for Palestinian suicide bombers.

      As others have pointed out, the willingness to die can be founded on ideas that are not universally accepted. The person dying will of course have a strong belief in it, but that doesn't necessarily make it any more/less real. It may motivate others (martyr) but those are people who were probably looking for a "reason" in the first place.

    93. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, truth with a capital 'T', and even more in your sig linking to Dawkins, the Falwell of Atheists.

      Don't bother with PKDhead or anyone else who takes a thoughtful approach to spirituality because you will never be satisfied with their answers. You have already unmasked your own crystallized views by your capitals and by your associates, and those of us who are more fully human will not be wasting our time with you. This is my exception to save everybody else some time, including you.

      Go read some more statistics, fantasize about increasing clock speeds, and pretend that the concept of normal exists, for that is the world in which you are doomed to live.

    94. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Forget the suicide bomber. It's not about the persuaded, but the persuaders. If YOU made up a story about your soul going to a glorious basement with cold beer on tap, a hot-tub full of babes, pizza on demand, and an internet pipe that would make the NSA drool, would YOU be willing to die for it? Would YOU be willing to have your eye poked out or your genitals crushed rather than admit that you made the whole thing up? Would YOU be able to stand by and watch your wife, or your children be boiled alive, knowing that YOU made the whole thing up, and that a simple word from you and their torture would stop?

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    95. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      "Wow! Logic-fail!" is completely right - that is, if you're referring to your own twisted logic.

    96. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by rcamans · · Score: 1

      Boy, you sure know a lot about Paul, and biblical history, considering you weren't there.
      What you say are assumptions and personal beliefs, not the facts. But you spout them as if they were facts.
      Funny, the vast majority of the experts, (who talk just like you) disagree with you.
      Huh.
      Sounds like you are polluted.

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    97. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Heck, why would Paul leave his life of luxury as a Jewish leader stoning Christians if he didn't experience something supernatural?

      Like Buddha or Osama Bin Laden?

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    98. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Voyager529 · · Score: 1
      No; the point is the inverse.

      People who lie (as in fabricate their own lie, not repeat someone else's lie under the belief that it is true) about something will almost always eventually either admit to it, or leave enough cracks in their logic for their lie to be exposed, and THEN admit to it.

      Let us assume for a moment that Christianity is a complete lie, and I were given the choice to deny and live or admit and die. If I were to die for my beliefs, then I would be dying for my belief (which for the purposes of my point here is a lie), but it's not a lie that I fabricated. The fact that I believe it doesn't make it true, but it's not a lie that I came up with. Since I wasn't alive ~2,000 years ago, I have no way of personally verifying the validity of Jesus' life, death, and resurrection. I'd be dying for my faith, not my claims,

      Alternatively, let's assume that I sat down for a month and started my own religion, flukenflagenism, whose foundation is based on the belief that God is the group of beings who live in the core of the moon. In my holy scriptures, I say that I, Joey, went to the moon in a space ship I built out of spare parts of my Toyota Camry, met these moon-creatures, and they requested that for the betterment of us all, we dance around in togas once a week while eating squash. Again, if I were faced with the choice to deny flukenflagenism or die, and I chose to die, it wouldn't make it true, but it would mean that I would be dying for a lie that I personally fabricated, and would die knowing that my death would be due to something that I knew was a lie.

      Herein, we have the difference between dying for something you BELIEVE is true, and dying for something you KNOW is not.

    99. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by drxenos · · Score: 1

      So, because something popular, it must be true. And if people die believing something, it must be true. Wow, no wonder people choose dogma over critical thinking. Thinking for yourself must be too hard. Just follow all the lemmings that came before you. They MUST know what they are talking about!

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    100. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the same reason that they will deny the incompleteness theorems of logic : because they attack competing ideologies, and they attack anything that threatens to undermine their beliefs.

      The truth is that the Bible is the best preserved book in history. Tons of "historical" texts have been proven to be anything but historical, including several very very important texts, like the quran (search "Christopher Luxenberg" or "Sana'a manuscripts"). Granted the old bibles differ from eachother in a few letters (though not words). The words that were found on the dead sea scrolls match the current bible text (in the same language) word-for-word, and for more than 99% letter-for-letter.

      Another thing "otherwise intelligent" people deny : it has been mathematically proven that math, and all science based on it has one of 2 properties
      (1) it is flat-out wrong
      (2) it describes only a minutely small part of the real world (which obviously implies that something "more advanced" than (current) maths governs the universe)

      (assuming the case is (2) : the problem is literally that there are events that can occur that cannot be described by maths - at all. There is also an infinite series of properties of the real world that can be described mathematically, but that are independant of any -currently known or future- laws of nature. Some of the events that can be described but are independant of any mathematical description of the universe are astonishingly simple)

      Needless to say, this part of logic is extremely problematic for those who claim that "science explains everything". After all it has been proven that everything that science explains is only an infinitely small part of the universe. Worse : it has been proven that there is no solution to this problem : it is not possible to "expand" any theory to exceed that infinitely small part of the universe (certain conditions apply).

    101. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by tibman · · Score: 1

      American Soldiers fight for the Constitution (and freedom).

      God and Country is a British thing i think?

      Oil is a business interest, for all nations (and easily becomes a political one).

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    102. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by FencingLion · · Score: 1

      It has no mention of a resurrection.

      False. You correctly note that Mark ends in Sinaiticus without the appearance of the resurrected Christ. However, it does end with the angel announcing that "he is risen." In other words, Mark does include an account of the resurrection. Moreover, all of the other gospels and Acts contain accounts of the resurrected Jesus, not to mention numerous references in the epistles. Saying that Codex Sinaiticus contains no resurrection is obvious and easily-refuted falsehood.

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    103. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      biblical scholars?

      Now there is a joke.

    104. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it's true that Jesus was resurrected just because a lot of people believe it. I'm just saying that it's highly unlikely that they were nut-job crazy because I can't think of any other time that a group of crazy people accomplished what they have accomplished. You have to admit that it would be pretty impressive for a bunch of nut jobs to make up a lie that, after 2000 years, there would still be no undeniable proof that they had lied. A bunch of geniuses, maybe, but a bunch of nut jobs?

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    105. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by drxenos · · Score: 1

      Really? The Jewish faith is about 5000 years old. That's 3000 more than Christians. They don't believe in the resurrection. Neither do the Muslims, and they way out number your "millions and millions." So, are they the "geniuses" or are you? Because you both can't be right, and using time or number of people doesn't prove your point, neither.

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    106. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Q: Why do the suicide bombers commit acts of terrorism? Why would a lot of people drink cyanide-laced Kool-Aid (OK, I know it wasn't Kool Aid)?

      A: Because people are not rational, stupid! We can make ourselves believe in what we want to believe up to the point we start to deny reality.

    107. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Risen is not materialized in flesh. That is in fact "fallen".

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    108. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      I wasn't "proving" my point. I just said it was "highly unlikely." If I could prove that Christianity were true, we wouldn't be having this argument, just as if anyone could prove any other religion (including atheism) were true. And neither the Jewish faith (which Christianity is based off of, they just don't believe that Jesus was the Messiah they sre waiting for) nor the Muslim faith was started by people dying for said faith.

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    109. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      People who lie (as in fabricate their own lie, not repeat someone else's lie under the belief that it is true) about something will almost always eventually either admit to it, or leave enough cracks in their logic for their lie to be exposed, and THEN admit to it.

      So now you're maintaining that people who never admit they've lied must be telling the truth? That makes even less sense then your first position.

      Herein, we have the difference between dying for something you BELIEVE is true, and dying for something you KNOW is not.

      Do we? You may wish to remember that the lives of the early saints are something we know in any detail about only through Christian legend. Heavily editted, and often completely made-up Christian legend. I see no reliable evidence that those who knew about Jesus's life and death first hand willingly went to martyrdom. And even if they did, it doesn't prove that they believed in Jesus's resurrection, only that they believed in Jesus's ideals.

    110. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by drxenos · · Score: 1

      Right, and I'm saying your reasons for calling it "highly unlikely" are invalid. I could use your same logic to say the opposite. The Jews and the Muslims do not believe in the resurrection, and they have also been around for thousands of years, and have millions of followers.

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    111. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      You are unclear on the difference between a LIE and a DELUSION.

      No one claims Paulists of the early churches were LYING. Simply that they were DELUDED or captive to earlier BELIEF.

      See other reference in this thread to CARGO CULTS.

      In other instances, such as on the island of Tanna in Vanuatu, cult members worship certain Americans, who brought the desired cargo to their island during World War II as part of the supplies used in the war effort, as the spiritual entity who will provide the cargo to them in the future.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult

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    112. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by timeOday · · Score: 2, Interesting

      American Soldiers fight for the Constitution (and freedom).

      The main reason people are willing fight dangerous battles (and other potential sacrifices) is because it is expected of them by the people near and dear to them - their squad, disciples, buddies, parents, comrades, bretheren, or whatever you want to call it in whatever context. Long-lived organizations always have a structure and activities to enhance camaraderie, such as organizing people into relatively small groups with a stable membership, and exposing them to peril together (even manufactured hardship if necessary). Loyalty, peer pressure, honor, whatever you want to call it, it's a very powerful motivator for tribal creatures such as ourselves, much more so than abstract nationalistic interests or ideology - which is why so many varied nations and ideologies have little trouble raising armies to fight and die for them. I quote:

      The squad or section of ten or a dozen men was the basic building block of the infantry and its smallest tactical body - what some German instructions called the 'fire unit'. Just as importantly, it was the corerstone of morale. Few veterans cite patriotic idealism, still fewer a political creed, as the impulse which made them pull the trigger or march the extra mile; almost invariably, the talk of the fear of letting their comrades down. As signaller Ronald Elliott of the 16th Durhams put it, the motivation was respect for yourself and 'for your mates.'

      - World War II Infantry Tactics By Stephen Bull, Mike Chappell

    113. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      There's quite a bit in Pagel's "Secret Gospel of Thomas" and "Beyond Belief". More in her book on the doctrinal/scriptural origin of Satan.

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    114. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a religion.

    115. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      Bet was with John W. Campbell. They had a long-standing regular dinner.

      Stakes were a million, if Harlan Ellison is to be believed.

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    116. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between worship and martyrdom though. I see no mention of death, martyrdom, or anything of the sort in that article. I can worship or idolize a celebrity, but would I die for one? No way!

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    117. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by spiffydudex · · Score: 1

      He was better when he was black. Get used to it.

      Not trying to be racist, but MJ made it that way.

    118. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Okay, I admit to the flaw in my logic (bandwagon). Flaws in logic are bound to happen when discussing an unprovable subject. :) But there are other things that support my point as well, like manuscripts such as the one mentioned in this article as well as many other things. But I don't claim to be an expert on the subject. Thanks for the interesting discussion. I always love intellectual conversation when the other person is not attacking you personally. It always helps to challenge me to think and research more deeply about what I believe.

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    119. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Actually, he was better when I was young. And he was hard.

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    120. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Why do you lie?

      So the wife doesn't get riled up. Why else?

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    121. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      I say including Atheism because it is still based on faith. To accept without proof that there is no god is the same as to have faith that there is no god. Because faith is "belief that is not based on proof."

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    122. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by TheSync · · Score: 1

      I've often heard that most suicide bombers tend to be fairly educated.

      My theory is that better educated suicide bombers are in countries where they have a tough time getting a job, and don't want to drive a cab with an engineering degree. Might just drive them bats.

    123. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to butcher that quote.

    124. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      The article did mention several factors that needed to be included and economic factors was one of them. It also mentioned larger families where the a suicide bomber could be promised that their family would be well taken care of too (which ties into the economic factor).

    125. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by drxenos · · Score: 1

      That's kind of you to said. I am, as you probably surmised, an atheist. One of my dearest (and oldest) friends is a Christian. She teaches Sunday schools and goes to Bible camp. I don't have an issue with religious people. I just don't think one should believe something because they were told to, or because others do. But if someone has read the Bible and decided that's the life they want, that fine. My father was very religious. He often told me, "I'm your father. You'll believe what I believe." I would often reply, "if everyone thought that way we'd still be burning witches at the stake."

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    126. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Jake+Griffin · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree with you and disagree with your father's viewpoint. I am sorry you had to grow up with that. No one deserves to have beliefs forced onto them. And for a Christian to do it is very hypocritical and against what is written in the Bible. It's one thing to speak to someone about your beliefs, and an entirely different thing to force them onto others.

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    127. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Petrushka · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He was already polluted with Hellenised Judeo/Roman Levantine religion: he was an enforcer of the Orthodoxy before his conversion. Christianity had no orthodoxy at his arrival on the scene - so he constructed it for his unresolved needs and the social/psychological needs of intended mission.

      Absolutely right, it seems to me. However, to someone (i.e. me) who specialises not in early Christianity but in Greek culture, it looks like there's basically no way of reconstructing pre-Pauline Christianity (assuming there were any point in doing so), as the gospels seem to me to be almost as infected with Hellenised philosophical and religious thought as Paul's writings. The ideas of the divinity as a saviour with a personal relationship to the saved, redemption after death, the roles of revelation and gnosis in salvation, and the Eucharist, are pretty well inseparable from the gospel accounts of Jesus, and they're all pretty much straight adaptations of aspects of Orphic/Dionysiac religion. There are various other lesser resemblances (the accounts of the nativity have some passing resemblances to an early poetic account of the birth of Apollo, for example).

      So I'd venture the hypothesis that these are all thoroughly and pervasively informed by Paul's theology too. So I'm curious: what is left once you remove the Pauline shell?

    128. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Interesting, you must be reading a different Codex Sinaiticus to me. From the beginning of the book of Acts, on the direct English translation window of their website:

      "The former discourse I made, O Theophilus, concerning all things that Jesus began both to do and to teach, till the day in which he was taken up, after he had, through the Holy Spirit, given commandments to the apostles whom he had chosen: to whom he also showed himself alive, after he had suffered, by many infallible proofs, appearing to them for forty days, and speaking of the things pertaining to the kingdom of God."

      Whether you believe in the resurrection is up to you, but this manuscript makes it clear that the early Church did, at least by about 400 AD.

    129. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      What you're saying is interesting, but it is nothing to do with Christianity. Jesus himself said he must die and be resurrected. Paul said that if Jesus was not raised from the dead then his (and by extension the faith of all Christians) is nothing. Believe in Jesus, don't believe in Jesus - that's up to you - but to claim that one can believe in him whilst ignoring the things he said and did is ridiculous.

    130. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by xelah · · Score: 1

      You can experience the direct presence of God - as directed and refined through Jesus' perfect realization of the Holy Spirit - without a material resurrection.

      Yup. All you need is one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_helmet

    131. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you have not heard about the suicides rates going up after the King of Pops recent death....

    132. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh heh. He said "Cowardon." Heh heh.

    133. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been dragged to church a few times recently. I've heard this argument brought up a couple of times now. So I looked it up. I couldn't find any "evidence" for any of the legends of the epistles deaths/murders. Real evidence please?

      Actually, any real evidence of Jesus would be good too (Josephus does not count)also re-written a million times.

    134. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      Paul, if he existed (more probable than most of the biblical figures really), would have died almost a hundred years before there was a Christian orthodoxy of any kind. The orthodoxy was largely based on Paul's works, but the infighting and accusations of heresy that came with Orthodoxy came much later.

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    135. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Both are equal.

      Today, we got people committing suicide while murdering babies to get to meet allah.

      Today's it's Allah. Tomorrow it's Ganesh. In 15 years, it's a pissed off buddah that want everyone dead.

      Religion is a tool to control and motivate the populace.

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    136. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually it seems in the middle east, most Suicide bombers are doing it because the Talaban threatens to kill their children if they dont blow themselves up.

      It's an effective terrorism in a society that makes you nothing and your life is meaningless if you dont have heirs.

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    137. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      God and Country is a British thing i think?

      Hmm, I thought that was usually "King and Country" and only sometimes prepended with God.

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    138. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      Ignoring for the moment that there's no reason to accept that as truth if other parts of the bible are fake...

      There might just be something to the teachings of Christ *besides* him dying and coming back to life. You know, all the things he *said*. Nor would the people who followed him have been spreading stories about him being resurrected if what the GP said is true, and the resurrection story enters into it hundreds of years later.

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    139. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      God is alive, and all else is dead in contrast.

      Well, since God doesn't exist (we had to invent him - and we did, over and over and over), the contrast is pretty start.

      IF god actually existed and was anything like the jerks in the bible, I certainly would not want to be "reunited" with him - a genocidal asswipe like that? Being "reunited with god" would be hell!

      except in enhancement of those qualities in this life

      ... God as V14GR4 spam ... well, why not - the whole church tithing thing is a Nigerian 419 scam: "I represent god and he wants to give you something of immense value, but first you must give us money".

    140. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      I've got 50-60 Christian texts on my hard drive that have nothing to do with the pauline tradition. There's a hell of a lot more to it than just the stuff the orthodoxy decided was cannon.

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    141. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Check out the Jonestown Massacre - people killed their own kids and then committed suicide because of their stupid beliefs ...

      They were mentally ill - same as the followers of Jesus (and Jesus himself) ...hearing voices, seeing things nobody else saw, claiming that god was working through them (or in Jesus' case, that he was god).

    142. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      C'mon. Why is it that people who are otherwise intelligent, rational thinkers suddenly turn that part of their brains off when it is time to attack Christianity?

      Because for 1) it is easier to just turn that part of their brains off (i.e. "la la la I can't hear you" mentality) and 2) it is fun to bash others, 3) especially Christians/conservatives by those who feel they are more elite because they *may* be more "rational". Kind of ironic that the people doing the bashing feel they are the more rational group. They seem on the immature side to me. As an aside, I am pleasantly surprised to see many people comment on this submission with facts about the Bible. I didn't realize there were this many people who understood and/or knew the Bible. I know that doesn't necessarily mean they agree with it but hey, at least they are willing to read it and sometimes that is at least enough to agree to disagree.

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    143. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said any of the epistles were murdered crucified? Please provide imperical evidence.

    144. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      No, I'm maintaining that the odds of 11 guys maintaining something that they all knew was a lie to some of the most torturous deaths ever devised is quite remote. After all, what did they have to gain for it? Money? Power? Fame? If you're about to be filleted alive and you know that all you've gotta do is tell them "we made the whole thing up" and you're off the hook, then either you're not getting money because everyone will know you're a fraud (and consequently not giving a dime of it away), or you're not getting money because you won't be alive to spend it.

      I'll admit that I cannot, off the top of my head, list any extrabiblical accounts of that which you reference. I will, however, point you to two things. The first is the book "More Evidence that Demands a Verdict", which was written by an individual intending to write a book documenting evidences to *disprove* Christianity. The second is the fact that, to my knowledge, Roman records don't reflect any renouncements. Of course one could argue that during the time when Christianity was legalized in Rome that such records could have been removed from the record (or simply altered it), but then why didn't they alter the whole Christians being fed to the lions bit and any number of other things that give Roman treatment of Christians such a negative light? additionally, there were plenty of non-Christians living in Rome at the time, and I'm sure that some of them would have known if something that major had happened, but disappeared.

    145. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Um. people die because of their goofy beliefs all the time.
      I seem to remember something about a comet and Nikes.

      People get duped all the time.

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    146. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a troll post he replied, and his reply is logically flawed.

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    147. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Hey look at wild claim about a being and no proof.

      Every unanswered prayer is more evidence against there being a god.

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    148. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Actually, Hubbard was into all kinds of crazy mumbo jumbo well before he hit pay dirt.
      Of course once the IRS started wondering where the cut was, a lot of religious items and statements suddenly appeared in his work.

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    149. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by vactech2 · · Score: 1

      I've been dragged to church a few times recently, it appears that pastors seem to be getting more paranoid. They also seem to be getting their propaganda from the same place. I've heard this argument brought up a couple of times now. So I looked it up. I couldn't find any "evidence" for any of the legends of the epistles deaths/murders. Real evidence please? Actually, any real evidence of Jesus would be good too (Josephus does not count)also re-written a million times. The historicity of Jesus amounts to a big fat zero. Josephus is the only scrap of "historical evidence" for Christianity. The Josephus writting is discounted because, it is hearsay, it was written over 2 generations after the supposed death of Jesus, it has no original copy, and the re-written copy is over 300 yeas older, it was re-written by Christian appologist (why?), at it's best it only suggests that Christians exist at about 120AD (big deal). The epistles deaths are just legends. There are no immediate and relevant historical accounts. This is a silly argument from christian leaders.

    150. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by uniquename72 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, all I have to believe any of this are translations of translations of recollections years after the fact. Do you know any U.S. soldiers in Iraq? I do, and 2 out of 3 of them believe Saddam was involved in 9/11, and would happily have died believing that ridiculous lie.

      Judging Truth based on how many people believe it -- particularly when those people died 2000 years ago -- is beyond asinine.

    151. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      John Hinckley spent most of his life locked away for a celebrity -- a far worse fate than dying IMHO. He must have been right about Jody Foster.

    152. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      You are mistaken. Proof that there is no god is not necessary for Atheism. You must be so wired to your faith that you can't comprehend a total absence of faith. Only proof that there is a god could invalidate Atheism, something you and no one else will ever be able to produce.

      And if you really believe your flawed reasoning, then you must believe that all gods ever worshiped are real and separate entities from Ra to the Flying Spaghetti Monster because you have no proof otherwise.

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    153. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      Whether or not Jesus was a real person is irrelevant to the fact that there is no god.

      Like so many other supposedly divine persons, he was simply selected and told he was divine. The Dalai Lamas are a good example. That Jesus' parents got away with lying about their pre-marital sex to hide the shame of Mary's pregnancy just adds to the 'miracle' now doesnt it?

      You only believe the delusion because your parents passed on their cultural disease to you when you were to young to reason, and you never went back to re-asses it properly.

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    154. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by 31415926535897 · · Score: 1

      Easy:

      Why would any of the followers of Islam fly to their deaths or blow themselves up if their religion was a lie?

      They have been taught their religion and believe it to be true from something handed down.

      Why would Christian American soldiers be ready to die for God and country (and oil) if it was a lie?

      Lot's of people are willing to die for "lesser" causes than God, such as country, their family, their friends, etc. Even if the cause of war is a lie, many soldiers love their country enough to sacrifice their life for the cause of liberty, even if it isn't liberty they're fight for at the moment. That doesn't invalidate the deaths of the apostles.

      Why do all the people in insane asylums believe they are Napoleon or Jesus if it's JUST A LIE?!

      Because those individuals are insane.

      Why do you lie?

      Because I'm selfish and want to further my own cause.

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      However, I believe it can be shown that all of those things weren't the case with the apostles. The apostles were eye witnesses of Jesus' ministry. If they knew he was a lie, they would definitely be willing to see him die, but I don't think they would be so joyful about dying for Jesus themselves. All of them. If Jesus was crazy, if Jesus was a lie, the apostles would have known that, and I don't believe they would have all been willing to die for that cause. If they were going after political power or riches or something really tangible that would benefit them, then I could see them spreading that lie, but not at the cost of their very lives. That's not worth it. Not all dozen (plus) would believe that. They didn't hear it second hand and believe...they saw it first hand and knew.

      Your questions, while trying to show the weakness of Darkness404's argument actually strengthen it. You can weed out all of the usual reasons that someone would be willing to die, and the only thing you're left with is that after spending three years with him, the disciples really, truly believed that Jesus was the Son of God.

    155. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Lol.. Your kind of missing the point. People go to the grave defending things in which they believe in. Whether they are true or false is immaterial because in order to believe in it, you must believe it is true.

      You surely can't count the people who would have known the resurrection was a lie into that group. Knowing it is a lie excludes you from the believe group. So try and start that over with a little context sitting with the times and the persons in question.

    156. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Your still missing the entire point, the people there believed what was being said was true. It doesn't matter that we know they were wrong. Koresh believed what he was saying was true too, he had a mental problem.

      You can show no evidence that anyone in Waco dies because of a lie they created and knew to be a lie. Their actions happened because they thought it was true.

    157. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      In your example, you are pointing to people who believed what they were doing was true. The point was why would someone who knows they are lieing die for that lie when they could easily walk away from it?

      Now Waco and Jamestown doesn't really connect here because they weren't working under the assumption that they were following a lie. They were convinced that the lie was the truth.

    158. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Actually, he is right and you are wrong. You need faith to not believe in anything.

      You can justify it all you want but atheism is pretty much the same as religion in this respect. His definition is also the reasoning why the UN and many other world organizations including countries accept atheism as a human right just the same as christianity, islam or any other religion.

    159. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Don't know if you will get to reply to this, but have you toyed with the notion that Cbrist never existed at all and was fictionalised by the Romans as way of uniting an empire? It seems that the general consensus is that a person named Jesus did historically exist, but we all know how easy it is to fabricate history. There were some interesting treatments I've read on the concept.

    160. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Now Waco and Jamestown doesn't really connect here because they weren't working under the assumption that they were following a lie. They were convinced that the lie was the truth.

      You missed my point completely - wackos like Jesus, Paul, John, Abraham, Moses, David and the rest., were also convinced that the lie was the truth. There is NO evidence to support their superstitions, and plenty of evidence that the universe doesn't work the way they believed. Christianity is just one in a long line of syncretic religions - a pastiche of fables taken from earlier myths.

      They were so psychologically invested in their narcissistic version of their "special place" in the world order that they could never admit to reality - easier to die. That's to be expected - they were nuts. And like many nuts and demagogues, they attracted a following, same as Hitler, and with the same disastrous results - the creation of "us" and "not us", with "us" being "special", whether it's "saved" or "racially pure" or "god's faithful" or "special knowledge" , it's about power and control and getting others to suspend their critical thinking by panderng to their egos and insecurities.

      Same as Waco and Jonestown and the Solar Temple and the Raliens and Scientologists and Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses and Baptists and Catholics and Muslims and Pentecostals and Hindus and Jews and every other willfully-deluded person who believes in one or more gods and other childish superstitions. All religions are cults. Just some are bigger than others. Even the main-stream ones marginalize their followers.

    161. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      Only people deluded by faith attempt to make Atheism a religion ... stop trying to bring us down to your level, you won't succeed.

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    162. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      I see - so how then did he preach Jesus to the world before Jesus was born?

      or how did he reference the gospels in his writings if they had not yet been written?

      I think you should recheck your claim. Paul's writings are among the oldest in the new testament. The first we read of Paul is in Acts 9, which is after the death of Christ. Given that Acts must have been written AFTER the apostles, (refer Acts 1:1 compared with Luke 1:1 - Luke in Acts refers to his former letter - the gosple of Luke), we conclude that Paul's writings must have been written after the gospels.

      The oldest in the NT would be Revelation, written by the apostle John in around AD96.

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    163. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by dudpixel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It has no mention of a resurrection.

      C'mon. Why is it that people who are otherwise intelligent, rational thinkers suddenly turn that part of their brains off when it is time to attack Christianity?

      because its convenient. or rather, that the bible is inconvenient. it teaches that man is not the highest power in existence and that we have a moral obligation to a higher being. that goes head to head against humanism. Why do you think people get so fired up against bible believers?

      its true that christians are stereotypically hot-headed as well, but i believe that behaviour is more a sign of immaturity. we believers need to learn that it is not in our interests to force people to believe the bible - thats is a worthless goal. the bible offers hope - if people dont want to listen, that is their choice.

      God offers people that they can live out ~70 years pleasing themselves, or take up the offer of everlasting life serving Him. He is not a cruel, heartless being, much the opposite. but this is a life choice. The majority of people would rather 70 years of self-service. I prefer the latter option.

      If you knock my beliefs, I'll knock yours...

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    164. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least wait for a few retuttle comments before jumping on this troll's bandwagon. Talk about your knee-jerk reactions.

      There, Harry fixed that for you.

    165. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      and people wonder why the bible is confusing?!

      seriously, how can a God split into 3 parts and send 1 part down to earth, only to later die and be reunited with the original part? I'm referring to the trinity, which is a doctrine that surfaced well after the bible was written. The theory that God is actually 3 persons or that jesus was actually God - was invented by people, not God. you wont find the trinity in the bible.

      read what the bible actually says - Jesus was born to a human mother - through divine intervention (God created the first human, no reason why he cant create another without a man's involvement). Jesus was the son of God (again, divine intervention - if God created Jesus's embryo as it were, could he not create a likeness to himself?).

      Thats what the Bible says. Jesus was human (ie. he was come in the flesh - see 1 John 2 etc).
      Why do we have to make theories about it?

      He said "I and my father are one" - why cant this mean they were united? He never said "I am my father" - that would just be weird.
      "If you have seen me you have seen the father" - so there was a likeness. I could say the same about me and my father - it just means they were alike. its just a figure of speech.

      it can be easy to understand if you just read what it says. dont ask someone else to explain it unless you absolutely must. also dont try to understand revelation until you have read a lot of history and read the rest of the bible. revelation refers to both. a lot.

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    166. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      I'll bet the other synoptic gospels have similar accounts ;-)

      I think you mean the "the other synoptic gospel has". Matthew, Mark, and Luke are called the Synoptics because of their similarity (John has a literary uniqueness to it that makes it distinct from the Synoptics).

    167. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      L. Ron Hubbard created Ponzi scheme under the guise of religion to avoid both taxes and legal persecution in America. So ya, it was always about the money.

      I must admit, the idea is pure genius! If I was evil enough, I'd do the same damn thing and provide kick-backs for all who hold political office and legal representation. I'm sure Satan himself set aside a nice cozy place in Hell just for Mr Hubbard. May his flesh continue to burn and regenerate till infinity.

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    168. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Risen is not materialized in flesh.

      Luke 24:38-43

      And He said to them, "Why are you troubled, and why do doubts arise in your hearts? "See My hands and My feet, that it is I Myself; touch Me and see, for a spirit does not have flesh and bones as you see that I have." And when He had said this, He showed them His hands and His feet. While they still could not believe it because of their joy and amazement, He said to them, "Have you anything here to eat?" They gave Him a piece of a broiled fish; and He took it and ate it before them.

    169. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You can not like it all you want, it doesn't make you right on the subject.

    170. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by digitalchinky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In my backyard (Australia) I have, well, me and 20 million others, have rock paintings that date back 40,000 years. Hand prints sprayed on to stone walls and caves that often look as fresh today as when they were first created, from babies through to adults, pictures, stories, it's utterly amazing stuff to see - it pre-dates 'the good book' by tens of thousands of years. So I think why would I give a damn about religion? Really? Why? From birth to death our beliefs grow as we grow, we soak up what those around us tell us is 'correct', and these things generally die along with us after we pass the same on to our children. I don't really give a crap if there is more to it (life) or not, but whatever, others think and believe they 'know' otherwise, so I wish them good luck.

      You have 50 or 60 Christian texts, written by humans, for humans, on topics I profess to know absolutely nothing at all about. The person you responded to might as well be speaking in another language, it is all meaningless to me, but he (or she) is also talking about words written by humans for humans. It strikes me though, that there could also be a hell of a lot less to it than you say too. Just a guy with a quill.

    171. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Trolls and hypocrites exist in every decent-sized group, religious or otherwise.

    172. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      I think the problem you are having in this little subthread of yours is that you are not making it clear that you are referring to the disciples as the ones that would have known whether this was a practical joke or not, so everyone else is pointing out people that had no direct contact with Jesus.

    173. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You missed my point completely - wackos like Jesus, Paul, John, Abraham, Moses, David and the rest., were also convinced that the lie was the truth. There is NO evidence to support their superstitions, and plenty of evidence that the universe doesn't work the way they believed. Christianity is just one in a long line of syncretic religions - a pastiche of fables taken from earlier myths.

      Lol.. OK, so who convinced them that something not true was true? And why was that person not recorded in the same history stories that they were recorded with?

      You see, here is where your point breaks down, Those people are recorded as and accepted by those around them as either starting an aspect of the religion or furthering it to some degree. That means that either someone had to convince them that something untrue was true or that they knew it not to be true and in some cases suffered a long, cruel, and torturous death in hiding that lie.

      And another thing, you calling their beliefs superstitions just shows how little you know about those beliefs. It's one thing to speak from knowledge, your your really making an ass of yourself with this comment.

      They were so psychologically invested in their narcissistic version of their "special place" in the world order that they could never admit to reality - easier to die. That's to be expected - they were nuts. And like many nuts and demagogues, they attracted a following, same as Hitler, and with the same disastrous results - the creation of "us" and "not us", with "us" being "special", whether it's "saved" or "racially pure" or "god's faithful" or "special knowledge" , it's about power and control and getting others to suspend their critical thinking by panderng to their egos and insecurities.

      Again, you don't know what you are talking about. Paul in prison had no power yet he continued to write letters and preaching his faith. Jesus accepted no power, the others are primarily note worthy only because they were in power already. You see, if there wasn't a record of most of their claims and the claims history put on them, I could agree with you. But there is a record and it shows something completely different then what you are talking about.

      Same as Waco and Jonestown and the Solar Temple and the Raliens and Scientologists and Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses and Baptists and Catholics and Muslims and Pentecostals and Hindus and Jews and every other willfully-deluded person who believes in one or more gods and other childish superstitions. All religions are cults. Just some are bigger than others. Even the main-stream ones marginalize their followers.

      And here you are letting your own delusions dictate that everyone else is false. This is what I find funny about atheists who need to make sure people know of it, they push their BS onto other just as much as religious do. In fact, they are almost identical to religions. Here you are saying everything you don't believe is false, not because you have proof or hard facts, but because you haven't been convinced like they were.

      Now I personally don't care if you believe or not in anything including that the sun will rise again tomorrow. What I do care about is you using half baked assumptions that are grounded more in your mind then life or reality to argue against something that you are purposely overlooking the details of. Suppose all those other people were deluded and 11 people who believed that someone named Jesus (which was actually a Greek transliteration) was alive, led them around for a while, and then killed by the Romans (BTW, the Jews and Muslims admit/agree to this much) after performing countless miracles. Now what would have convince those 11 people that Jesus rose from the dead, talked to them, foretold the misery they would see in the future, then take that believe enough not to wavier to a long, cruel and excruciating death? Remember, these are people saying something new about someone else who is no longer with them, they as you say, either know it's a lie, or experienced something to make them believe that what was so different was true. What was that?

    174. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Maxmin · · Score: 1

      why would Paul leave his life of luxury as a Jewish leader stoning Christians if he didn't experience something supernatural?

      How many times has the resurrected Christ appeared to mankind since that time? (e.g. 1st Cor. 15:3-6.) Not so many? Why would he not appear to those who pray for him to appear, even though he promised unconditionally to fulfill prayers? (John 14:14 - "Whatever you ask in my name, I will do it, that the Father may be glorified in the Son; if you ask anything in my name, I will do it.")

      How do we know Paul was telling the truth? Where's the evidence? Not the faith thought-virus, I want real, verifiable evidence.

      But enough with all that. It's time to go lay down some Biblical law on sinners:

      • Ever worked a Sunday shift? You are so dead. Exodus 35:2 - "Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death."
      • Are you a married woman who fornicated? Watch out for falling rocks! Deuteronomy 22:13-21 - "If any man take a wife ... [and] found her not a maid ... Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."
      • Got a rebellious teen at home? Time to clean house. Deuteronomy 21:18-21 - "If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother ... the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."
      • Know a man who slept with another man? Big trouble. Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

      The Bible is the literal word and law of God. Obey it. Now. Go on, get busy!

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    175. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholic church rips you a new anus when you question them, damned infidels!

      I'm a choirboy you insensitive clod!

    176. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      I see - so how then did he preach Jesus to the world before Jesus was born?

      How did Tolken write about hobbits before hobbits existed in Middle-Earth? Oh, wait. He didn't. The Hobbit was written long before the Silmarillion.

      Or C.S. Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia .

      Similarly, Paul wrote his letters and later the apostles wrote their Gospel According to...s.

      or how did he reference the gospels in his writings if they had not yet been written?

      How do you know it wasn't the gospels referencing Paul? In fact, I would appreciate citations proving even that. Though I would not be surprised if Luke does this a lot in Acts and his own gospel, because he was Paul's companion and physician.

    177. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus' apostles knew him personally. They watched him die horrendously at the hands of the Romans. They also personally saw him after his resurrection. If that wasn't true, why would they willingly submit to being beheaded, crucified, stoned, boiled in oil, flayed with whips, and beaten?

      I see what you did there.

      It's quite believable that a handful of guys would submit to execution simply because they believed such and such about Jesus, even though they had seen no resurrection or other hocus pocus coming out of him. I can think of one well-publicized case within the last 20 years where even more people submitted to being burned to death (reportedly a quite painful way to go) in the name of a man they believed to have a special connection with God.

    178. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      If he was destitute, wracked with a chronic ailment, and frequently whipped and beaten for his preaching, you might be able to start comparing him to Paul.

    179. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Buddha is a decent example because he started his particular religion. Osama, on the other hand, was not involved in starting Islam. Muhammad would be the person you would want to examine: was there any financial rewards for him?

    180. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait so the problem is that theists are likely to kill themselves, and often take inocent people with them! Quick time to till all the fidels, its the only way to be sure!

    181. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by dido · · Score: 1

      So I'd venture the hypothesis that these are all thoroughly and pervasively informed by Paul's theology too. So I'm curious: what is left once you remove the Pauline shell?

      Most likely, hard-line orthodox Judaism of the sort that the Essenes practiced. The biblical depiction of John the Baptist seems to describe him quite clearly as an Essene, from the way Josephus and other contemporary historians have described the sect and its practices. There has been much scholarly debate on the possibility that Jesus was a member himself as well, or at the very least served a stint as one for a time, and that Christianity as it existed before Paul of Tarsus was an outgrowth of Essene religious teaching.

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    182. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by bogjobber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Speaking as an armchair theologian, AFAIK there isn't any belief of early Christianity that can't be directly correlated with a pagan religious tradition, whether it be from the Greek and Thracian culture or various "Middle Eastern" religions/folklores. Early Christianity can easily be viewed as a synthesis of Judaism and pagan religion/folklore.

      Co-option and synthesis has been a major theme of Christianity from the very beginning through modern times. St. Augustine's writings were heavily influenced by the Manichean religion he followed as a younger man. The Catholic Church, when evangelizing around the world, consciously co-opted aspects of pagan religions in order to convert the pagans to Christianity. Common examples in our society would be Christmas, Easter, the Virgin of Guadalupe, etc. Some of the major dogmatic changes the Catholic Church underwent in the early 2nd millennium were caused mainly by the rediscovery and synthesis of pre-Christian ideas (most famously Aristotle), which led to the Renaissance and Reformation.

      It's a silly question to ask what is left of early Christianity after removing Paul's personal theology. Since he wrote the earliest dogma that has survived and been accepted into modern Christianity, and later authors (such as those that wrote the gospels) almost certainly read his writings, his letters (from our perspective) can be viewed as the beginnings of Christianity. Paul's version of Christianity is the earliest version that we know. Unless we find writings earlier than Paul's (unlikely) the epistles are the furthest we can look back, and anything else is just extrapolating and generalizing about pre-Christian influence on the religion.

    183. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      It's the wonders of leading a cult.

          If you're telling the truth, you'll follow it to any end.

          If you're lying, you'll say it so many times that even you will believe it, and follow it to any end.

          If you're lying and don't believe it, your choices are to follow it, or be killed by your followers when they find out that you lied to them, so you follow it to any end.

          You can't use a document as proof that the document is correct. Just because it says it in the bible doesn't mean that what it says in the bible is true. Before you come back with "there is plenty of proof.", provide the citations. Anything that predates the original book in question. We're still discussing a book where the oldest copy available was an nth generation hand copied version made at least a few hundred years after the events took place. This copy shows that the "modern" copy being used is wrong, and has been edited countless times to fit particular agendas.

          If I were to write a book on the happenings of King Charles the VIII of France (arbitrary real person from history) now, based on what I may have found pieced together from other papers that were hand copied versions over hundreds of years, and stories passed down verbally through generations, do you think that account is going to be accurate? Hell, there are written witness accounts of a UFO battle over Germany in 1561, a 1680 French coin showing a UFO flying over the city, and ... well, others too.. There's more corroboration for those events that were recorded at least at a time close to the original event, and not hand copied over n-generations. Not that I believe most of the crap I read on the Internet, but you have to look at what is written and decide if the author knew what he was talking about. I provided those citations for a specific reason, which hopefully you'll understand.

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    184. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Be quiet! They're going to hear you! Do you want to be killed for your heresy? Don't forget, you're mocking the same religion that invented the crusades. "Believe in our way, or we'll kill you!", do you remember that?

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    185. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing better than promoting and prolonging mankind's religion-guided ignorance is RALLY OLD religion-guided ignorance. Hurrah!

    186. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          It would depend on the specific events surrounding said resurrection. Maybe it happened. Maybe it didn't. It's not exactly like we can go to the scene and look for forensic evidence. "Oh look, there are fresh boot prints going in, and the same prints coming back out but deeper. That person was carrying something approximately 175 pounds, and the body is gone."

          If you read up on it a little more, the whole pesky resurrection story doesn't show up in the older manuscripts. They're a roughly post 1600 addition. Sure, a few years and many hand made (and errored) and translated copies later. Who am I to question the word of it.

          Whip me out a first edition bible, and I'll be more than happy to listen to the story.

         

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    187. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      it has been mathematically proven that math, and all science based on it has one of 2 properties
      (1) it is flat-out wrong
      (2) it describes only a minutely small part of the real world (which obviously implies that something "more advanced" than (current) maths governs the universe)

      Could you provide some links for more detail on this?

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    188. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      All of which is off topic as hell, we're discussing early Christianity here, not... whatever the hell the native Australians call their beliefs, nor are we discussing the veracity of those early beliefs, just what they were. Go away you fucking fundie.

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    189. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope the infidels and the infedels don't form an alliance.

    190. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Who's to say what they said once they were undergoing this sort of torture, I doubt it was written down by any eye witnesses and any accounts by their followers claiming they remained true to the end have to be highly suspect.

    191. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by MrNiCeGUi · · Score: 1

      To accept without proof that there is no god is the same as to have faith that there is no god.

      Strawman argument and faulty logic, oh my. What else is new, you moral crusader you.

      Atheism does not mean to accept without proof that there is no god. That's a strawman. And even if faith is belief that is not based on proof, it does not automatically follow that if it's not based on proof it's faith. If all dogs are mammals, that doesn't mean that all mammals are dogs.

      Also, faith and religion are not the same thing for the same reason as the dog example, even if you seem to use the words interchangeably.

      Atheism cannot be a religion. It has no god, no church, no followers (because there's no one to follow) and no tax exemption.

      It has no founding myth, no rituals, no holidays, no prayers and no hope.

      No matter how you try and twist the words, atheism is not and cannot be a religion.

    192. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I say including Atheism because it is still based on faith."
      That's wrong. Atheism is by definition absence of faith.

      "To accept without proof that there is no god is the same as to have faith that there is no god"
      But that's not what atheism is.
      Atheism is simply the lack/absence of belief in a god or gods.It's no an active belief that there is no god.

      I find it sad that so many theists think they have to paint atheist as being just as irrational as they are, by calling atheism a religion or faith.

      How many faiths do you have?
      You are clearly a christian, that's one.
      But you are not a muslim, is that two faiths?
      How about mormon, is that three faiths?
      and so on.

    193. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Nursie · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I didn't want to get involved in this whole thing, but now you're just being dumb.

      "it teaches that man is not the highest power in existence and that we have a moral obligation to a higher being. that goes head to head against humanism. Why do you think people get so fired up against bible believers?"

      So I get fired up by believers because I find the whole thing threatening? FUCK YOU.

      I get fired up because of religious idiocy. I get fired up because of the teaching of creationism over evolution in schools, I get fired up because of discrimination against homosexuals on religious grounds. I get fired up because magical thinking causes all sorts of problems and is a force for the advancement of stupidity and cruelty across the entire fucking world.

      Don't talk to me about morals and religion, religion is used to justify whatever backward-facing immorality the "person of faith" feels like at the time.

    194. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Formatting failure.... let's repeat my part of that:

      So I get fired up by believers because I find the whole thing threatening? FUCK YOU.

      I get fired up because of religious idiocy. I get fired up because of the teaching of creationism over evolution in schools, I get fired up because of discrimination against homosexuals on religious grounds. I get fired up because magical thinking causes all sorts of problems and is a force for the advancement of stupidity and cruelty across the entire fucking world.

      Don't talk to me about morals and religion, religion is used to justify whatever backward-facing immorality the "person of faith" feels like at the time.

    195. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by eyendall · · Score: 1

      Why would Paul write so strongly about the resurrection even in prison?

      What makes you think that Paul wrote that gospel? The Bible was assembled by committee and included the the works submitted and voted in. Is it based on faith alone that you assume that the gospels were not embellished before publication?

      For a moment I thought you were talking about the US Constitution.

    196. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      You can't argue that your beliefs are true because you believe your beliefs are true ... and that is exactly what the bible does ... it's a total failure of critical thinking.

      OK, so who convinced them that something not true was true? And why was that person not recorded in the same history stories that they were recorded with?

      They convinced themselves - same as nutcases always have throughout history.

      What I do care about is you using half baked assumptions that are grounded more in your mind then life or reality to argue against something that you are purposely overlooking the details of.

      And that is my beef with religion - it's all in your mind. There is no proof that the bible is true, and a LOT of proof that it's false. As for the "witness" of the apostles, they had a vested interest in convincing themselves that it was true - you missed my point entirely. They were religious nuts. Jesus was the worst of the bunch - he believed that God would save him on the cross - the motherfucker found out he was wrong in his beliefs - hence "my god, why hast thou forsaken me?" People who have a need to believe something will continue to believe, despite all evidence to the contrary, and will fabricate evidence to back up their beliefs. The apostles were self-deluded - the worst type of liars - they lied to themselves. Psychos will go to their grave believing their delusions - nothing new there.

      Thinking people want proof. Not fairy tales from a book that is just a combination of even older tales.

    197. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by afabbro · · Score: 1

      This is a ridiculous post by someone who is completely ignorant of the Bible.

      The "longer ending" of Mark is indeed not found in all manuscripts. So what? The resurrection is clearly shown in Matthew, Luke, and John.

      The idea that the longer ending of Mark is missing in some manuscripts is hardly news to anyone who's troubled to read anything about the Bible.

      The incorporation of Osiris/Attys/Adonis/Mithras cultism

      This cute line about Christianity being derived from Mithras is pretty tired. It was popular among trendy intellectuals in the 1960s but has long since been discounted. Your professor needs to smoke less dope and read more.

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    198. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Kris+Thalamus · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the resurrection explanation lack plausibility? Almost any explanation is more credible than the resurrection story. How do we know that anyone really saw a genuine post-crucifixion Jesus? Jesus could have had a twin or Doppelganger. What if zombie Jesus wasn't even human. It could have been a jesus-shaped cloud of robotic nano-ants that the martyrs saw. Maybe someone was influencing the martyrs testimony with a behavior modification device.

      If Jesus had the ability to return from the grave then surely he would have the power to time travel. Time traveling powers are no more far-fetched than resurrection powers. All of the above explanations are slightly more credible than the resurrection story.

    199. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 1

      The _readable_ transcription of Mark in this copy (if you look at the page, you can see that there are illegible marks at the end of the book) ends before discussion the resurrection, but Matthew Luke and John all describe the resurrection. FTFY.

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    200. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      The "synoptic" myth...

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    201. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a damn idioticly simple-minded way to look at things. Yes, those people truly believed and died for it. SO? Look at the deaths of cult members in Jonestown. Hundreds. Does that make Jim Jones the son of god or whatever the hell he professed to be?

      Dozens dead by suicide in "Heaven's Gate" cult, believing their spirit selves would be hitching a ride on a UFO. They BELIEVED. They left video tape proof they knew what they were doing. Does that make it all true? NO!

      We don't know what was in the minds of those people. In fact, we don't know what REALLY went on. History has a way of re-writing itself over and over to benefit whoever is in power. Get it? Catholics in power means history written to favour whatever supported the Catholic position. Do you get it?

    202. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      Science is a method for ascertaining properties of the universe by making physical observations. It certainly does not explain everything. It is, however, the best tool that we have. There are things that we as humans may never know or could never know but that doesn't mean we need to just make shit up to fill in the gaps. I don't know who made the lunch I ordered today but that doesn't mean god conjured me a sandwich.

    203. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Rostin · · Score: 1

      Now I'm being lazy. Feel free to just tell me to read the books you mentioned instead of bothering you. :) When you say "early Christians", how early do you mean? And is the evidence for these "edit wars" found in letters, commentaries, other gospels, etc outside of the bible, or is the argument based on criticism of the biblical text itself? Finally, (and maybe I should have asked this second), what do you mean by an "edit war"? What does Pagels allege was edited?

    204. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Rostin · · Score: 1

      I'm having a lot of trouble understanding some of your arguments.

      how then did he preach Jesus to the world before Jesus was born?

      I just said that the scholarly consensus is that Paul's epistles were written earlier than the gospels. That in no way implies that Paul preached Jesus to the world before Jesus was born. It simply means that Paul wrote about Jesus before the gospel writers wrote about him.

      how did he reference the gospels in his writings if they had not yet been written?

      It's possible, as someone else said, that the quotation occurred in the opposite direction. It's also possible that Luke and Paul quoted the same earlier source. That source might have been written or oral. Or it could be that you are right, and Luke was written before 1 Timothy (that's the quotation that 20 seconds of googling turned up). That would make me sloppy, because I seemed to say that ALL of Paul's writings predate the gospels. But it doesn't change the fact that some of Paul's writings are earlier, which makes the argument of the person I was responding to seem a lot less convincing.

      we conclude that Paul's writings must have been written after the gospels.

      This just doesn't follow. Why couldn't Paul have written some or all of his epistles before Luke wrote his gospel and account of the Apostles?

      The oldest in the NT would be Revelation, written by the apostle John in around AD96.

      This statement is really perplexing to me. Most or all of the New Testament had been written by the year 96. If that date is correct, it would make Revelation just about the youngest book, not the oldest.

      It makes me wonder.. are you a native speaker of English? No offense.

    205. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You can't argue that your beliefs are true because you believe your beliefs are true ... and that is exactly what the bible does ... it's a total failure of critical thinking.

      The bible is little more then a history book with some wild claims. Seeking the truth of it is irrelevant because you have no claim to anything not being true. When the stories were told and included in the scriptures, the people who witnessed it believed it to be true, it was passed down meticulously to other generations, and they believed it to be true- at least from a historical perspective, and you not wanting to believe anything doesn't make any statement for it or against it just the same.

      They convinced themselves - same as nutcases always have throughout history.

      So 12 people convinced themselves by walking around and performing miracles and fulfilling certain prophecies in earlier writings that one of them was a god or the son of god and would be sacrificed to cleanse the sins of man and offer salvation and love of a god who typically demanded obedience by coming back from the grave and telling these people on multiple occasions of the hardship, torture, and deaths they will experience in preaching what they convinced themselves of during their lives experiences as well as with other people who were touched by the same experiences that what they believed was true and worth suffering the fates they did because of.

      Ok, at some point, anyone would have to ask themselves, did this miracle really happen? Did this guy that I saw die on the cross who was stabbed by a roman spear, really come back and talk to us all? Did he really revive the dead, heal the crippled, give sight to the blind, or was that some sort of scam that you participated in. And you position is that after participating in all those scams, after making up the story of resurrection, after being told of the suffering they would be exposed to, they were so convinced that they endured imprisonment, torture, the death of their families and eventually their own all why continuing to confess the crap they didn't participate in. Yea, how unlikely is that? And yes, this is different then Jamestown, Waco, and others who thought they were part of something already existing, Jesus and the disciples created all this out of nothing where those others interpreted other works.

      And that is my beef with religion - it's all in your mind. There is no proof that the bible is true, and a LOT of proof that it's false.

      Actually, there is a lot of proof that events in the bible are true to some extent. Cities actually existed, wars actually happened, people went to certain places with certain claims, there is quite a but of proof of that. There is very little proof that something is false in the bible, and most of that is only interpretation because of the lack of supporting evidence. As for the god part of the bible, there is proof that people believed in a certain way but no proof that way was wrong. All of what you claim is proof against God or a god is nothing more then the lack of evidence that you can find.

      As for the "witness" of the apostles, they had a vested interest in convincing themselves that it was true - you missed my point entirely. They were religious nuts. Jesus was the worst of the bunch - he believed that God would save him on the cross - the motherfucker found out he was wrong in his beliefs - hence "my god, why hast thou forsaken me?"

      Lol... you see, here is where you lack the understanding of the entire story. Jesus knew he was supposed to die on the cross, he just didn't know why. And yes, he was preaching to the convict next to him until his death.

      People who have a need to believe something will continue to believe, despite all evidence to the contrary, and will fabricate evidence to

    206. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost all NT theology is found in the OT. The OT is the NT concealed, the NT is the OT revealed.

      The Akedah (binding of Isaac ~1900BC) is a foreshadowing of the real event which would take place some 1900 years later in the same area 'Mountains of Moriah' where Golgotha is today.

      Abraham is in the role of the 'Father', Isaac is in the role of the 'Son' and Abraham's most senior servant (business partner) is in the role of the 'Holy Spirit'.

      God promised Abraham that Isaac would have children (Genesis 21:12, 17:19). Then God asks Abraham to sacrifice Isaac. So Abraham is left with a problem, either God is a liar or God is going to resurrect Isaac from the dead if Abraham goes through with it.

      Abraham reasons God is not a liar and that he will raise Isaac from the dead if he slays him (Hebrews 11:19). So when God asks Abraham to sacrifice Isaac, at that point Isaac is 'dead' to Abraham, it's a done deal. God asked him to do it and he's going to follow through. This begins the '3 day' journey to the place where God would show Abraham to perform the sacrifice.

      They get to the point on the mount, and Isaac asks his father where the sacrifice is, Abraham replies, "God will provide HIMSELF a sacrifice". It doesn't say, "God will provide a sacrifice" or "God will provide a ram for a sacrifice", it says "HIMSELF". Abraham knew he was acting out prophecy, he knew he was acting out an event that would happen sometime in the future (Galatians 3:8), in other words, the Gospel message was taught to Abraham 1900 years before Jesus Christ even walked the earth.

      So Abraham raises the knife and is stopped. A ram is instead used and God knows Abraham absolutely trusts him. Abraham's faith is the same as the modern day Christian. He believed in the promises of God and the resurrection of the dead.

      So Isaac is dead to Abraham at the beginning of the 3 day journey, and then Abraham receives him back from the dead after the angel stops him. This models Christ being dead for 3 days and rising again on the 3rd day.

      Now the Bible says that Abraham and his 2 servants (that he originally set out with) leave the place, but where's Isaac? He's not mentioned. We assume he goes with Abraham, but for some reason he's edited out of the text in that sentence.

      The next time we see Isaac in person in the story, he's meeting his bride Rebecca.

      Guess who was sent out to 'prepare the bride'? Eliezer (meaning the 'God who helps' or 'comforter') is sent, just as Jesus sent the Holy Spirit as the 'comforter' or the 'God who helps' after he ascended into Heaven.

      Jesus is the bride groom and the Church (body of Christ) is the bride. The Holy Spirit was sent to prepare the bride for his eventual return.

      It's my contention that Jewish Rabbi's didn't get together to construct a message in Genesis about the Trinity, Jesus' death and resurrection, and the giving of the Holy Spirit which prepares the bride. All of these are considered NT creations, which after carefully examining TORH are clearly in the OT 'concealed'.

      This is only one example of the theology of the NT found in the OT. Since Jesus Christ is the pinnacle of all things, all OT models and types are never perfect, why? Because they're not Christ, they just point to Him.

      Paul points out in the 'Hall of Faith' in Hebrews 11 that everyone back to Abel were justified by faith. They all shared the same faith that Abraham did and that we do today. You're going to have to predate Abraham and I would contend all the way back to Abel if you want to claim Christianity is/was influenced by the religious beliefs around them. More likely it's the other way around.

    207. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      For $deity's sake, can we all stop referring to any fraud, ripoff or financial transaction that we don't understand as a Ponzi scheme?

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    208. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Scientology is a Ponzi scheme. No doubt about that.

      Here's a short explanation of how it works.

      http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080131153113AAZa4Bq

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    209. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      His [Paul's] story is an epistle

      St. Paul wrote 14 letters (epistles) to various groups/individuals that are included in the New Testament. St. Paul certainly alludes to the resurrection (cfa Romans 6:4) but he doesn't really write about it. Mostly he is writing to new Christian faith communities in different cities about what it means to live life as a Christian. The four gospels ('good news') described the events surrounding the resurrection and the resurrection itself and were written after St. Paul's letters, beginning with the Gospel of Mark which was written in approximately 70 AD. St. Paul was martyred by beheading in Rome in 67 AD and is buried at St. Paul Outside-the-Walls in Rome.

      http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/12/061211-saint-paul.html

    210. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      It has no mention of a resurrection.

      Yes, it does. The resurrection of Jesus is described in all 4 gospels (Matthew Chapter 28, Mark Chapter 16, Luke Chapter 24, and John Chapter 20 and 21) and these chapters from the 4 gospels are all included in the Codex Sinaiticus. The Codex Sinaiticus version of Mark Chapter 16 omits the longer ending (verses 9-20) which describes the appearance of the resurrected Jesus to Mary and the disciples but verses 1-8 that ARE included describe the visit of Mary and Mary Magdalene to the empty tomb where they encounter the angel who tells them that Jesus has been raised and is on his way to Galilee where they will see him. The appearance of the resurrected Jesus to various people in Galilee and elsewhere is included in the other three gospels that are included in the Codex Sinaiticus. Keep in mind also that the Codex Sinaiticus, while a very fine example of an early bible, is not considered the primary or 'best' source for the New Testament gospels which would generally be accepted to be the slightly older Codex Vaticanus. The greatest importance of Codex Sinaiticus is that it is the most complete grouping of biblical writings found at such an early date.

    211. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Doesn't even contain the word "Ponzi". FAIL.

      The question in the link asks if it's a Pyramid scheme. Since you seem to think the terms are interchangeable that proves my point right there.

      Next time try reading a bit more than the first google hit, that way you'll look less of a twat when you try and argue with your betters, mmmkay?

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    212. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      t was passed down meticulously to other generations,

      Absolutely not true. We have NO originals, and no true copies of the originals. Additionally, by the 3rd century CE it was such a mess that they had to do an overhaul - and even then, there have been a lot of forks.

      As for the lies - just check out the populations of the armies in the old testament - impossible, and even the rabbis today admit they are wild exaggerations.

      You cite 12 people and claim truth because of that - there were thousands who believed a different faith at that time, and made lots of claims of being witness to various other "proofs" ... like christianity, they had their popularity, then they fell by the wayside. Why do you settle for superstition, if not because you NEED to believe? And why do you NEED to believe? For most, it's a character flaw, for some, it's culture, for some it's a power trip, and for some (religious and political leaders) it's cynical posturing.

      what makes your position interesting is that you seem to find it neccesary to assert your belief over others.

      It's called "do unto others as they have done unto you" ... part of game theory, which has proven that the best way to deal with liars is not to ignore them, because they take it as license, but to tell them that they are full of shit.

      In other words, provide some PROOF that god exists, or admit that it's all based on believing what someone else said, and that tere is no more reason to believe them than to believe the UFO freaks, and those whoworshiped the Norse gods, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or "The Force". After all, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, and nobody has offered any experiment that we can do to provide even the slightest justification of the existence of any god.

      Besides, I don't like liars. There are 3 classes of lies - the ones you tell others, the ones others tell you, and the ones you tell yourself. So far, everyone claiming that god exists is a liar, because NONE of them has offered any proof. They just lie to themselves, and then try to bolster their shitty position by spreading the same lies to others.

      Come on - ONE piece of proof. ONE scientifically-testable fact. After all, if you're going to be basing your life on it, you should have SOME proof kicking about.

    213. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Well, I did a little more research. Turns out you are correct. Both a Ponzi and a Pyramid scheme are vary similar in nature, but by definition not the same. Ok, I Concede that per the link provided below.

      http://www.mlmstartup.com/articles/ponzi.htm

      However, it still doesn't discount that fact your a total cockwad of a douchebag! You could have taken a different approach with your response, but chosen not too. You sir, are an epic failure of a poster. Next time you want to debate someone, try a *little* to not be such as asshole. As for me throwing insults back at you, well apparently it's the only "civilized" language you understand. How sad...

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    214. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Absolutely not true. We have NO originals, and no true copies of the originals. Additionally, by the 3rd century CE it was such a mess that they had to do an overhaul - and even then, there have been a lot of forks.

      This is simply not true and is indicative of your ignorance of the bible.

      First, something that is still in practice today, is where the stories were scribed, studied, passed from person to person in groups and everyone knew the story inside and out so if one person started getting it wrong, others would correct them. This is primarily with the old testament and is still done by the Jewish today.

      second, they didn't do an overhaul, they cleaned up transcription errors and consolidated the incomplete workings with the complete ones creating the king James version.

      As for the lies - just check out the populations of the armies in the old testament - impossible, and even the rabbis today admit they are wild exaggerations.

      What? Have you ever heard of Numerical hyperbole? It was/is a common thing to do and is especially prevalent in royal scriptures. The bible is ripe with hyperbole but that doesn't make it a lie, it makes it an exaggeration to communicate a point. It's like AL gore citing the Mann hockey stick graph in his movie after knowing that errors were discovered and it didn't look like a hockey stick upon correct so he used the old outdated one for effect. Did he lie in an inconvenient truth and global warming is just fiction or was he using hyperbole to visually illustrate a point?

      You cite 12 people and claim truth because of that - there were thousands who believed a different faith at that time, and made lots of claims of being witness to various other "proofs" ... like christianity, they had their popularity, then they fell by the wayside. Why do you settle for superstition, if not because you NEED to believe? And why do you NEED to believe? For most, it's a character flaw, for some, it's culture, for some it's a power trip, and for some (religious and political leaders) it's cynical posturing.

      No, I don't claim it's true, I'm claiming that you have a pretty big hill to climb in proving it wasn't true, that these people made everything up. You simply saying you don't believe it happened doesn't address the people who supposedly witnessed it, preached about it, with nothing to gain but an agonizing death. Your entire premise seems to be "I don't believe it" and "they exaggerated about this so it's all false" and that doesn't seem to prove or disprove anything. It just shows that you don't believe it. If you don't believe in it, fine, do whatever, but don't attempt to force other to not believe when that's all you got. There is more evidence that the people who witnessed the stuff believed it was true then you have making it not true.

      It's called "do unto others as they have done unto you" ... part of game theory, which has proven that the best way to deal with liars is not to ignore them, because they take it as license, but to tell them that they are full of shit.

      You have absolutely no proof that it is a load of shit or they are full of it. And yes, the evidence does point to they at least believe in what they were standing for. IT seems that your just doing a tit for tat because you have a problem with people who believe something you don't.

      In other words, provide some PROOF that god exists, or admit that it's all based on believing what someone else said, and that tere is no more reason to believe them than to believe the UFO freaks, and those whoworshiped the Norse gods, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or "The Force". After all, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, and nobody has offered any experiment that we can do to provide even the slightest justification of the existence of

    215. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Absolutely not true. We have NO originals, and no true copies of the originals. Additionally, by the 3rd century CE it was such a mess that they had to do an overhaul - and even then, there have been a lot of forks.

      This is simply not true and is indicative of your ignorance of the bible.

      Unlike you, I actually studied this shit in seminary. The oldest texts we have are fragments form the book of Esther, dating to ~1500 BC - and even that was lost for a loooong time. For most of christianity's history, the oldest texts could only trace their lineage to the 9th century. Even the dead sea scrolls (which are nowhere near complete), aren't "original material", and were only found in the last century.

      There is NO original text anywhere or any part of the Bible, OT or NT.

      When science finds a way to create life as complex as a living animal from nothing, I will prove to you that god doesn't have to exist.

      We already have that way - it's called time + raw materials = evolution.

      you can't disprove a God and I can't prove it.

      Sure I can - simple logic (which is something religion refuses to acknowledge). If god created everything, how did god come into existence? IE: Who created god? Answer that, or admit that god did not create everything, that the genesis account is full of horse manure (which shouldn't be too hard - you already admit that the biblical accounts are exaggerations and so we can dismiss all the so-called "miracles").

      Alternatively - if god created the universe, then god is separate from the universe. So, god is not part of this universe. Not being part of this universe, god cannot interact with it (which would explain why we don't see any physical manifestations of god) - therefore god could not have created it. In this universe, there is no god - and being a practical person, I'm only concerned with this universe. In this universe, the bible is a myth.

      Many people who believe in a god do so because of spiritual revelations revealed to them and there is no way you can disprove it happened or not.

      "spiritual revelations" - in other words, they believe because they believe. Not because of any physical proof. Because of a "need" to believe. Same as a lot of people believed that blacks were just animals, and it was okay to keep them as slaves - because it was against their financial interests to believe otherwise. Same as a lot of people are against equal rights for gays and lesbians when it comes to marriage - because it offends their prejudices, and meens acknowledging that others are equal to them, instead of sitting back and smuggly going "we're not sinners like THOSE people" - in other words, not because of any logic or a concern for equal rights or simple "do unto others" decency.

      That's why it's so easy to make fun of hypocrites like Sarah Palin and the whole "family values" farce - wouldn't it be ironic if she quit because of another teen pregnancy? Letterman would have a field day! Never mind the whole "I'm quitting because I'm not a quitter!" crap.

      In summary - you admit the bible isn't accurate ("hyperbole"). Therefore, only a fool would trust it as a basis for any beliefs.

    216. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Unlike you, I actually studied this shit in seminary. The oldest texts we have are fragments form the book of Esther, dating to ~1500 BC - and even that was lost for a loooong time. For most of christianity's history, the oldest texts could only trace their lineage to the 9th century. Even the dead sea scrolls (which are nowhere near complete), aren't "original material", and were only found in the last century.

      That doesn't matter. The stories are the same and hasn't changed outside of transcription errors because of the way they were worshiped and passed along. Having an actual script means little because it is common knowledge that large groups of people studied the scriptures and they corrected people who got it wrong. The 1500 BC texts will be the same as the versions before that. That practice is still in use today within the Jewish religion. You should have studied that in seminary too. But as it seems, you like to skip over things to make the point you want to.

      We already have that way - it's called time + raw materials = evolution.

      Actually, no we don't. We have an idea of a way but it has never- ever- been tested or reproduced in a lab or in the wild. Why is it you demand physical or concrete proof of a god but you will blindly accept science without any actually proof other then conjecture?

      Sure I can - simple logic (which is something religion refuses to acknowledge). If god created everything, how did god come into existence? IE: Who created god? Answer that, or admit that god did not create everything, that the genesis account is full of horse manure (which shouldn't be too hard - you already admit that the biblical accounts are exaggerations and so we can dismiss all the so-called "miracles").

      You can use the same logic on science too. What was there before the big bang? Where did it come from, how did the energy become involved to create the bang. Of course the answer to where did God come from is an impossible question because he/it isn't limited to our world. It's entirely possible that there are several gods or not gods at all, but saying you don't know where he came from does not invalidate the existence just like not knowing what was before the big bang or where it comes from does not invalidate it. I'm not here to validate god, But I am finding it interesting that you place a remarkable amount of faith in the unknown but are demanding others to drop their faith. Your Raw materials + evolution is little more then speculation as it has never been recreated. We have never created life from raw materials that weren't already a life. Yet you have just as much faith in the concept and being right as a born again christian does in their relationship with Jesus. It's simply amazing.

      "spiritual revelations" - in other words, they believe because they believe. Not because of any physical proof. Because of a "need" to believe. Same as a lot of people believed that blacks were just animals, and it was okay to keep them as slaves - because it was against their financial interests to believe otherwise. Same as a lot of people are against equal rights for gays and lesbians when it comes to marriage - because it offends their prejudices, and meens acknowledging that others are equal to them, instead of sitting back and smuggly going "we're not sinners like THOSE people" - in other words, not because of any logic or a concern for equal rights or simple "do unto others" decency.

      I guess you don't understand the concept. It's ok. People believe what they believe because of experiences that they have had or because someone somehow documented their experiences and passed the information along to them. It's like slowing the speed of light down in a vacuum or that we actually landed on the moon, you didn't do it but i'm sure your not questioning it because you somehow have faith in the accuracy

    217. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      We see evidence of evolution over even small intervals of time - or have you missed the latest version of swine flu?

      Also, whether there are transcription errors in the bible is a moot point - the bible is provably false in many of it's declarations, and as such, can safely be ignored.

      As for the big bang, there's proof it actually occurred. This proof contradicts the biblical account of creation. As for what came before, science doesn't make any claim - the bible does, and its' claim is full of shit, like the rest of it.

      If a scientist repeatedly comes out with irreproducable and/or tainted, results, we scrap all his data. It's the same standard as the bible - too many errors, so it should all be scrapped.

      As for ridiculing people for believing the bible - why not? Look at the failure of "faith-based family values". Sarah Palin let her kid sleep with her boyfriend in her home. Probably figured "can't lock the barn door after the horse has left" ... but all that only came out after the campaign was over. F*ing hypocrites, the bunch of them.

      Or all the religious leaders who get caught in one sex scandal after another, even though they've claimed for years that God guides them, and that they believe in the power of prayer, and that their faith keeps them strong. They're bad jokes, self-deluded narcissists, and blind to their own hypocrisy.

      Believe what you want - that's your right. Just don't get scammed by the con artists and snake-oil salesmen running the collection plate racket at your local church, TV "ministry", or radio "outreach." They're in it for the money and the power.

    218. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      We see evidence of evolution over even small intervals of time - or have you missed the latest version of swine flu?

      Lol.. So minor changes is a kin to species becoming new and separate species. Ok, What should I name my kid's species, Me and his moma have blondish hair and he has a brownish black. That would make him a new species as evolution does right?

      Oh wait, so the presence of part of a theory or idea makes the rest of it completely true. Well, hell. Why are we arguing for, John the baptist was a real person, mark luke and john was a real person, there is a good amount of evidence that Jesus was a real person. That means all of the bible should be true right? Wrong... The evidence you mention supports your idea but does not make the idea true or a fact just like you are arguing about religion.

      Also, whether there are transcription errors in the bible is a moot point - the bible is provably false in many of it's declarations, and as such, can safely be ignored.

      Provably false? Why don't you show me what is provably false. Everything else I have seen was either misconceptions, interpretations, and not the actual bible.

      As for the big bang, there's proof it actually occurred. This proof contradicts the biblical account of creation. As for what came before, science doesn't make any claim - the bible does, and its' claim is full of shit, like the rest of it.

      No.. there isn't proof it actually happened. There is evidence that shows it was likely to have occurred but no proof unless you are jumping in with a lot of faith in A+b=Xy. But even that doesn't explain what was there before and where the energy came from. Just like in religions, poof something magically happened and here we are. Out of nothing or the unknown all the sudden came--- sound familiar? We can call it science or religion because they all end up at that point when you ask were it came from.

      If a scientist repeatedly comes out with irreproducable and/or tainted, results, we scrap all his data. It's the same standard as the bible - too many errors, so it should all be scrapped.

      Really? what about macro evolution in which we have never been able to test for a specialization event or view one unless we bend the definitions of species for the purpose. And here you are convinced with just as much or more faith the most Christians.

      As for ridiculing people for believing the bible - why not? Look at the failure of "faith-based family values". Sarah Palin let her kid sleep with her boyfriend in her home. Probably figured "can't lock the barn door after the horse has left" ... but all that only came out after the campaign was over. F*ing hypocrites, the bunch of them.

      Why not? Because you are claiming that what they are using as their justifications are wrong yet you used the exact same mechanisms for your beliefs in science. You are a hypocrite who isn't bringing anything to the table other then "I think this way, you need to too". You are just the same "do as I say not as I do, because I told you to".

      As for Palin, the girl was 17, she is an adult by all accounts other then legal stature in some states. Also, you do not know that Palin let her hax sex, all you know is that someone claimed she let them sleep in the same room and they he said she probably knew what would happen. Your acting worse here then the bible thumpers you are decrying, at least when they say someone said something or something happened, it has been passed down for hundreds of years and not made up out of your disdain for a person.

      Seriously, think about that, you are who you hate. Do you hate yourself or something and get pissed off at people who act like you?

      Or all the religious leaders who get caught in one sex scandal after another, even t

    219. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      New minor variations over a small period of years can obviously lead to major variations over millions of years - or do you believe that genes will somehow automatically return to some baseline if they change too much - because that's the alternative, and there's no evidence to support it.

      The bible is provably false - just fucking google for it. Prime example that the fundies keep on pushing today - the condemnation of gays and lesbians as perverts. I've heard preachers making fools of themselves by saying from the pulpit that man is the only animal to engage in same-sex relationships - like they never saw a male dog try to hump their leg in their life. The list of mammals that are known to engage in same-sex relationships is in the hundreds, and we've only begun to start looking.

      Or the biblical claim that the flood covered the entire face of the earth. There's no evidence of any flood covering all the surface of the earth simultaneously during mankinds' existence. A universal water coverage of the planet would have created a runaway global warming - we'd be like Venus today. And the freshwater fish would have died off after being mixed in the salty ocean for over a year - and you can't say they evolved, since you don't believe in that.

      Or the treatment of disease: God's law for lepers: Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly off. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Finally kill a couple doves and offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. Do you really believe that works?

      Or this: Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you. God doesn't know that insects have 6 legs, not 4. What a moron.

      Or ""Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." You believe in witches? Hahahahaha! Watch out for that black cat!

      More absurdities: Women are not to wear men's clothing -- it's an "abomination unto the Lord." Gee, better get women out of those nice-fitting jeans. They'll tempt you. And you'll get confused, because you're tempted, and start going after anything in jeans - even men! What hogwash.

      then there's this gem from you:

      As for Palin, the girl was 17, she is an adult by all accounts other then legal stature in some states.

      Your own words - not a woman, but a girl. And what about the whole "sex is wrong and a sin outside of marriage" thing? That somehow magically disappears because it's inconvenient?

      Speaking of women, Mary had to be "purified" after giving birth to Jesus. Guess she defiled by giving birth to the Son of God, hmmm? So Jesus is a contaminant, like toxic waste. On second thought, I can see it - Jesus the Contaminator.

      More Neanderthal thinking: Wives must submit to their husbands "in every thing" as though they were Christ. "For the husband is the head of the wife." Yeah, right ... how's that working for ya?

      As for your defense of the hypocrites preaching one thing and doing another, it just shows that prayer doesn't work. God didn't keep them from "sinning." Why? Because god can't hear them - he doesn't exist. Now as to the "so what, I don't make fun of you when ..." atheists don't claim to believe that there's a god who is there who can guide them, etc. we take personal responsibility for our acts, rather than going "the devil made me do it." It's the hypocrisy of the religious that is galling, not the underlying act - their claim that they are somehow different because "they are with god." Or "saved." And yet they're still

    220. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      New minor variations over a small period of years can obviously lead to major variations over millions of years - or do you believe that genes will somehow automatically return to some baseline if they change too much - because that's the alternative, and there's no evidence to support it.

      But where is the proof that you need in order to not say this is a fairy tale like with religion? Evidence shows us that if could work this way, it might even do so, but there is no proof or test and we have not witnessed it. The point is, you have just as much faith in that evolution is right as any christian has in a god. You have just been able to reason the science side more then the religious side.

      Or the biblical claim that the flood covered the entire face of the earth. There's no evidence of any flood covering all the surface of the earth simultaneously during mankinds' existence. A universal water coverage of the planet would have created a runaway global warming - we'd be like Venus today. And the freshwater fish would have died off after being mixed in the salty ocean for over a year - and you can't say they evolved, since you don't believe in that.

      There isn't? Hmm. There isn't any evidence that there wasn't a flood and your Venus comparison falls a little short. The accounting of the flood only lasts 40 days or so. Once the waters subsided, poof the global warming stopped. However, what your failing to realize is that to rain for 40 days, cloud cover would have been all over the world decreasing the amount of sun radiating down to the earth. In fact, current schemes to fix global warming include placing reflective material in the upper atmosphere in order to slow the sunlight coming to earth. There are also sediment rings with fossils in different locations all around the world (including the black sea) suggesting flooding about 6000-7000 years ago and well within the range of error for carbon dating and the time frame of noah's flood.

      However, I'm not saying that proves noahs flood. but it and not finding anything else doesn't disprove it, it just makes it more or less likely to be true or false. You are leaping to faith here too.

      Or the treatment of disease: God's law for lepers: Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly off. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Finally kill a couple doves and offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. Do you really believe that works?

      Are you sure you went to seminary school? First of all, In Leviticus 14, it is the priest who makes the leper clean by the will of god, not the ritual. The birds and so on were to show a devotion to god and to show they are repentent enough to allow him to be healed and admited back into the society. Read it again where it says several times that it is the priest who makes him clean when god removes the plague. The leper had to get those object and do the things in order for god to allow the priest to heal him. You can see this without the ritual in second king chapter 5 where the priest simply told the foreigner to bath in certain waters to heal his leprosy.

      Or this: Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you. God doesn't know that insects have 6 legs, not 4. What a moron.

      Your posative you studied the bible in seminary? Because you are coming off more of a moron then you think God is. Christ, lets look at this in it's en

    221. Re:Written Before Christianity Was PAGANIZED by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      or considering that early christians lived in communes where they had to give all of their possessions to the commune, they might have been in it for the dough. After all, there's the story of the couple that were struck dead for not giving all of their possessions. Moot point, since Jesus said we are all the sons of man and the sons of god, just like he is. Catholicism bastardised that into the trinity and assigning a special place to jesus.

  9. Re:Is it copyrighted? by Gocho · · Score: 1, Funny

    Disney? Is that you?

  10. Sweet by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 0, Troll

    I always wondered what the Greek word for "sodomy" was..

    1. Re:Sweet by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Translated from English to Greek and back, it translates as "Greek"

      Why did the little Greek boy leave home? He didn't like the way he was being reared. Why did he come back? He didn't want to leave his little friends behind.

    2. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. In Spain "un griego" is an act of sodomy. "Un frances" is a BJ :P.

    3. Re:Sweet by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      s/English/American/

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  11. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus Christ!

  12. The validity of this manuscript ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The way this manuscript is being spun is as if this document supersedes individual manuscripts (basically all the books in the bible) that date from the first, second and third centuries for the NT and many from the OT that date as far back as the fourth century BCE. What's up with that?

    1. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by schmidt349 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If there's a substantial OT manuscript dating to the 4th cent. BCE on consensus then I'd love to see it.

      The reason why Sinaiticus is so important is because it substantially a transcript of what is agreed to be the most accurate record of the original text of the New Testament. It's called the "Alexandrian text-type." Almost all of the tiny fragments that predate the fourth century (and they are very scanty indeed) agree with the text of Sinaiticus extensively. As a result, Bible scholars believe that the alterations we find in later manuscripts are untrustworthy corruptions rather than viable alternate readings.

      As to the textual corruption that took place in the late first and second centuries AD we have very little evidence and therefore no remedy. Christians believe that God would not have permitted His word to be corrupted beyond our ability to understand it. I am an atheist and work extensively on ancient Greek textual criticism so you can imagine I do not have much patience for this point of view, but the fact is that the New Testament is the most well-attested ancient Greek or Latin text still in existence. Even Vergil's Aeneid, for which we have three manuscripts predating the fifth century CE, is not supported so well, and in the cases like the tragedies of Sophocles we are on much shakier footing.

    2. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by jwthompson2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The oldest complete Old Testment dates to the medieval period. The oldest complete manuscripts of a single book are part of the Dead Sea Scrolls which date to the second or third century AD. There are pieces of OT books in artifacts that are from the BC period, but not much.

      We, honestly, know a lot more about the NT than we do the OT because of the larger manuscript collection.

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    3. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm assuming you made a error in good faith, but the Dead Sea Scrolls are from roughly 100BCE, not AD. They were written by a radical sect of Judaism that believed they would have to hide in the desert alone, cut off from the Romans. Which, ironically enough, pretty much happened!

      Before the Dead Sea Scrolls, we didn't have anything before 1000AD, so we gained 1,100 years of knowledge.

    4. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by jwthompson2 · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the error, I spend most of my time on the New Testament and got mixed up.

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    5. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by PRMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the "corruptions" appear in every new Bible. They are listed in the footnotes. The King James text actually contains all of them in the text itself. This dynamic is well understood and nobody is freaking out over it.

      Also, Papyrus fragments predating Siniaticus contain most of the New Testament if you look at all of them as a whole. There is far more agreement than disagreement between the mass, which is to be expected if you understand copying and textual criticism.

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    6. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Actually, many books of the Old Testament were found in the Dead Sea Scrolls, which almost certainly predate Christ, and CANNOT go past the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70.

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    7. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by schmidt349 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, the "corruptions" appear in every new Bible. They are listed in the footnotes. The King James text actually contains all of them in the text itself. This dynamic is well understood and nobody is freaking out over it.

      Well, nobody who practices Christianity. It's an example of deliberate blindness to textual defects that would cause infinitely more doubt and discussion if their context was not as emotionally felt as one's relationship with one's God. These variants were never problems in the early church and they are not not in Catholicism and the Orthodox churches because there is a very long tradition among them that church fathers, even today, can transmit to their followers the ultimate meaning of God's message and effectively channel God's will through themselves. Protestants are long since severed from that tradition, and their dependence on the determinacy of the text destroys the power of their message. I'm convinced that you cannot have a good knowledge of the history of the textual transmission of the Bible and be a Protestant.

      Papyrus fragments predating Siniaticus contain most of the New Testament if you look at all of them as a whole.

      That's possibly true but totally irrelevant. The intrinsic reliability of a papyrus fragment is not determined by its age, and if you try to piece together a text based on nothing but papyri of completely different provenances and values you're going to get a Frankentext that looks far worse than even a comparatively late but integral and complete exemplar. I am extremely well-trained in textual criticism and I don't appreciate your snarky comments. If you want to whip out your degrees I'd be happy to compare, but don't think that passive-aggressive appeals to what you think is my lack of understanding will help you.

    8. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even Vergil's Aeneid, for which we have three manuscripts predating the fifth century CE, is not supported so well,

      Minor point: that should read "three manuscripts dating to the fifth century or earlier".

    9. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by AdamHaun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey, do you mind if I ask you a tangential question since it seems like you know what you're talking about? A while back I ran across some discussion over whether Jesus was an actual historical figure or a mythical one. There's a Wikipedia article with a summary and a much longer article with some more detailed arguments, for instance. Have you heard of any of this, and if so, do you have an opinion on it? I've been hoping to find another point of view, but most of what I've run across is from Christians who seem more interested in defending their faith than anything else.

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    10. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by telomerewhythere · · Score: 0

      These variants were never problems in the early church and they are not not in Catholicism and the Orthodox churches because there is a very long tradition among them that church fathers, even today, can transmit to their followers the ultimate meaning of God's message and effectively channel God's will through themselves. Protestants are long since severed from that tradition, and their dependence on the determinacy of the text destroys the power of their message. I'm convinced that you cannot have a good knowledge of the history of the textual transmission of the Bible and be a Protestant.

      Acts 17:11, Hebrews 4:12, Romans 8:38,39 and Mark 7:9

    11. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by beetle496 · · Score: 1

      I'm convinced that you cannot have a good knowledge of the history of the textual transmission of the Bible and be a Protestant.

      There are many liberal progressive protestants, whole demnominations really. I'm convinced that you cannot have a good knowledge of the history of the textual transmission of the Bible and be a fundamentalist.

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    12. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm convinced that you cannot have a good knowledge of the history of the textual transmission of the Bible and be a Protestant.

      I think my friend who is studying to be an Episcopal priest would disagree with you. Not all Protestants believe in the literal truth of the Bible, although in the US it seems that all the noisy ones do.

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    13. Re:The validity of this manuscript ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a result, Bible scholars believe that the alterations we find in later manuscripts are untrustworthy corruptions rather than viable alternate readings.

      The point is that this document is later than earlier manuscripts that are available and consistent with each other. There are much more reliable documents that were in general use both before and after this one.

      Elevating the importance of this document is dishonest treatment of the information that's available.

  13. Ancient Manuscripts in a Digital Age by schmidt349 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sinaiticus is arguably one of the most important discoveries in the history of the textual transmission of the New Testament. Add an exciting controversy involving either idiot Greek monks who had quite literally dumped it in the wastepaper bin or a conniving Russian manuscript hunter-turned-thief making up lies to cover his crimes and you've got a great story that never fails to turn up fundraising dollars.

    That said, I wish they could produce software for the examination of the codex that doesn't suck. But because they refuse to release the database of manuscript photos for public download (even though, at least in the United States, those images are uncopyrightable and therefore in the public domain) enterprising folks like me can't build a better system and give it away to people. So you have to suffer with their terrible system if you want to examine the manuscript. It's typical conservator behavior, building unnecessary walls against access to information that should be free.

    We really really need to start making sure that digital copies of the ancient literary patrimony are available for free with no conditions -- i.e., in the public domain, but apparently everyone is too interested in fighting for scarce research grant dollars to produce something that all of their academic competitors could use.

    1. Re:Ancient Manuscripts in a Digital Age by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      Which, if you actually read the Bible, is exactly the opposite of what it says to do. "Go and share this with everyone," it says.

      Not saying these people would be trying to follow it anyway, just... ironic.

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    2. Re:Ancient Manuscripts in a Digital Age by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      But because they refuse to release the database of manuscript photos for public download (even though, at least in the United States, those images are uncopyrightable and therefore in the public domain) enterprising folks like me can't build a better system and give it away to people. So you have to suffer with their terrible system if you want to examine the manuscript.

      What am I missing? If you have all the images in some sort of reasonable format and the images organized linearly (page 1, page 2 .... )what other info do you need?

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    3. Re:Ancient Manuscripts in a Digital Age by schmidt349 · · Score: 1

      We need to be able to download the full-resolution digital images of the manuscript (or something reasonable, say, 150DPI downsamples) and then redistribute them without restriction. But the British are the absolute worst monsters in terms of copyright restriction, and there's no way the British Library would ever permit that kind of freedom with the images.

    4. Re:Ancient Manuscripts in a Digital Age by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      That said, I wish they could produce software for the examination of the codex that doesn't suck.

      You're a nerd, get on it!

      We really really need to start making sure that digital copies of the ancient literary patrimony are available for free with no conditions

      Agreed.

    5. Re:Ancient Manuscripts in a Digital Age by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks for the info. It's always the simple things.

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    6. Re:Ancient Manuscripts in a Digital Age by xaxa · · Score: 1

      By maintaining copyright on the scans they can earn money from them (e.g. charge publishers to use them in books) or earn credit (i.e. people cite them, and next time they want money for a project they can say "and our previous thing is used a lot, look").

      I'm not saying this is the way things should be, but it's almost certainly the reason they're the way they are. The library has to justify it's spending to the government.

    7. Re:Ancient Manuscripts in a Digital Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Brit, this really pisses me off. Whenever some aristocrat is short of money and selling some cultural artifact that their ancestors looted a few centuries ago there's a big media panic and demands that the work should be "saved for the nation". Which is hypocritical bollocks. What is actually meant is "saved for the benefit of whatever institution acquires the work (typically using my money)". If the institutions cared about "the nation" they would make the work freely available online in order to reach the widest possible audience. Instead, they hedge it with all kinds of restrictions to ensure maximum profitability for themselves, and say fuck off to the public who paid for them to acquire the work in the first place. The world is full of self-serving cunts, but museums and their directors take the cake.

  14. Re:Is it copyrighted? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you calculate "life of author" if the author exists outside of time? Should we just assume that the clock starts ticking in 1882?

  15. Bible 0.1.1-beta by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    All these revisions ought to successfully reveal the "literal word of God" to be a pile of horsecrap. The "literal word of God" was decided by many committees of fallible men many times over that originated from unoriginal tall tales passed down by oral tradition for thousands of years.

    1. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to touch most of your point, since it'd be useless to do so, as you already had formed your opinion before getting your so-called revealing evidence. However, I have one minor point for you: you have quite the job cut out for you to convince the world that Jewish religion came from a bunch of tall tales decided by many committees of fallible men many times over, etc. The Jewish Old Testament is pretty old, far older than what the British library just put online.

      So before you decide that - based on a 1600 year old book - that the whole thing is a load of bunk, you might want to reconcile the much older books with the much newer books and see how they fit together. Unless you want to claim that the Jewish OT books were written after the 1st century, too.

    2. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh. This people practice IGNORING REALITY as part of their religion. They haven't let facts interfere with their lunacy before, doubt they're going to start now.

    3. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by davegravy · · Score: 1

      Good luck proving to a believer that any "errors" made were not intended by God.

    4. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by kappa962 · · Score: 1

      Actually, these newly released manuscripts shed no new light on the subject. I don't think it has ever been disputed that the contents of the New Testament were canonized "by committee." Furthermore, it is generally assumed that "fallible men" were not only involved in the canonization, but also the actual writing. These things have never been contradictory to orthodox Christian belief.

    5. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by Panzor · · Score: 1

      (Citation needed)

    6. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by PRMan · · Score: 1

      You've clearly put so much research into this...

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    7. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by g_adams27 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, what they reveal is the tremendous accuracy of today's modern translations compared to the papyrii and codeces of antiquity. After all, consider the state of Christianity in the first few centuries A.D. - a bunch of "heretics", hated by the Jews, persecuted by the Romans, and driven underground. It was in that environment that the gospels and letters of Paul, Peter, John, etc. were copied, distributed, re-copied, distributed some more, etc.

      Were there transcription errors? Sure. You try copying something the size of the Bible in secret, by hand, while fearing for your life! But we can reconstruct the original readings of the books of the NT with tremendous accuracy.

      Your insistence that Christians must equate "the literal word of God" with "infallible transcriptions, every single time a book of the Bible is copied" is just plain wrong. That's not what most Christians believe. They believe that the method God used to preserve the text was to have it copied quickly and widely before any single organization could control the process and make "secret" alterations to the Scripture. (Conspiracy theorists who hint darkly about secret councils that burned books or suppressed certain ancient Christian beliefs tend to forget that, even if that was possible, there were no such organizations or counsels like that for many, many centuries . Compare that with Uthman Ibn Affan, who decided which copy of the Qur'an would be canonical, then gathered together and burning all other copies that differed from the official version. Christianity has nothing like that.

    8. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Iliad is also old and was passed down through oral and written tradition; ancient cultures were very good at doing this. People are quite capable of making up anything for a story (witness sci-fi/fantasy), but my guess is that the stories which last are those which chime with something in our minds or experiences. They may be true (or based on truth) or not; that's not the point. The point is that they resonate with people, so people memorise them and pass them on. Of course I may just be talking utter arse.

    9. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      common sense should take care of most of it, but archaeology and critical analysis of the text has steadily proved that a lot of the OT is a bunch of tall tales. and while not necessarily written by committee, the books and the parts that make up the books of the OT had many authors and a couple of editors that eventually was gathered together and approved by a committee of fallible men.

    10. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uthman did oversee the assembling of Quran (in its current form) and created a comittee of scholars for this purpose. He also reviewed the Quran and ordered that other versions of Quran (in different writings) be destroyed.

      The reason was not because there were many versions of Quran with missing/altered verses but because he wanted to standardize on one tradition of reading and writing of Quran. Before this most of the Quran was transmitted between people orally and as Islam was being widely adopted, different people with different traditions, cultures and languages were starting to write down Quran in the script that suited them.

      Since Quran was originally revealed in Arabic, most Muslims even today recite the Quran in Arabic as translations are prone to human judgement and errors.

    11. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by vertinox · · Score: 2, Informative

      Conspiracy theorists who hint darkly about secret councils that burned books or suppressed certain ancient Christian beliefs tend to forget that, even if that was possible, there were no such organizations or counsels like that for many, many centuries .

      Um... What about the Apocrypha

      No seriously. What about it? It is there and it is real. This isn't a conspiracy theory. Why isn't that in the Bible? Why are the dead sea scrolls different from what we have today?

      And why does the Orthodox and Western Bibles differ slightly since the schism?

      Secondly what remains of other religions of the time that we still have records of? Like Druidism which the Romans persecuted as much as the Christians. Of course they weren't destroyed on purpose, it is just that 2,000 has a toll on ancient documents (including fires of libraries) and that most people at the time didn't have a need to keep documents that weren't deemed official by the Church.

      Most people couldn't read bad then so they didn't know... The few people who could read and write started copying the official versions when they came out in 400AD and from there the old copies were simply lost because of time problems.

      Not to mention that for Europeans owning any non-approved paper work in the 1500 to 1600s were put to the stake so if they had any ancient heretical texts they most likely burned them at that time as well. Every now and then we find something like the dead seas scrolls and we find out differences.

      It isn't a conspiracy, but Europe in general was a great place to store non-official religious texts long term for 2,000 years.

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    12. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by vertinox · · Score: 1

      edit... Europe not a great place to store documents long term that weren't going to be copied.

      It has too much wet weather and mold in northern Europe as well. *coughs*

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    13. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by 2short · · Score: 1


      "Your insistence that Christians must equate 'the literal word of God' with 'infallible transcriptions, every single time a book of the Bible is copied' is just plain wrong. That's not what most Christians believe."

      If the shoe doesn't fit, don't wear it. I know Christians that claim to believe in the infallible, literal truth of the King James Bible. There were clearly some transcription errors in the texts used to produce that version, and James' translators clearly introduced more, some of them intentionally. I assume the Christians in question believe these changes were divinely inspired. Hard to say, as they seem oddly uninterested in the origins of their infallible guide.

      "Compare that with Uthman Ibn Affan, who decided which copy of the Qur'an would be canonical, then gathered together and burning all other copies that differed from the official version. Christianity has nothing like that."

      There are a slew of events just like that, ranging from the Synod of Hippo (393 AD) through the Council of Trent (1546). The difference is that Uthman Ibn Affran was radically more successful. He standardized the text a few years after it was first set down; the total divergence cannot have been anything on the Bible scale, and modern versions are exact copies of his text. I'm neither a Christian nor a Muslim, I've got no horse in this race, but for actually caring about getting the supposed word of God right, Islam wins hands down.

    14. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by crono_deus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Compare that with Uthman Ibn Affan, who decided which copy of the Qur'an would be canonical, then gathered together and burning all other copies that differed from the official version. Christianity has nothing like that.

      You were doing great up until this point, friend. You make it sound like Uthman moved unilaterally and without consulting anyone, whereas nothing could be further from the truth. Even before Uthman, in the time of Abu Bakr's caliphate, there were complete copies of the Qur'an. The order of the chapters, however, differed from copy to copy. What Uthman did was gather those who'd learned the Qur'an from the Prophet himself into a committee and ask them to come up with a standardized order. The committee consulted with other people who'd memorized the Qur'an, as well as with other copies of the text, to make sure there was no discrepancy, and then created the authoritative text of the Qur'an.

      You'll note that unlike the Bible, there are no alternate versions or editions of the Qur'an, and no amount of research has produced noteworthy differences between copies. In fact, most scholars, western and eastern, believe that the Qur'an contains the exact words as spoken by the Prophet with little variation at all. I doubt the same can be said for the Bible.

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    15. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by metriccq · · Score: 1

      Were various councils such as the council of Chalcedon and the Council of Nicea not responsible for the fact that we do not have the gospel according to Thomas and the other gnostic and apocryphal documents in the bible? These councils chose from the selection the gospels that make up the new testament based on their knowledge of what Jesus was like, how accurate or subjective that was, I do not know. Sure we still have these gospels to refer to, but the councils rejecting them was as good as burning them for the majority of the followers to come. Unfortunately I'm no expert, just trying to piece together the information to understand the world around me.

    16. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      The gospel of Thomas and other such gnostic writings were such an obvious frauds that I doubt the early church councils ever even considered whether they should be added to the canon.

    17. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      >>the method God used to preserve the text was to have it copied quickly and widely before any single organization could control the process

      I guess this is something I didn't know about. Are you saying that an all-powerful, all-knowing god had to scurry about in secret to get his word out? That although he could rain frogs from the sky and heal the blind, His Word was at the mercy of corrupt demagogues?

      When I was growing up around christians, God was always about might and power and omniscience (and using those powers, often, right up until about say 100 A.D.). The older I get, the more I notice arguments rationalizing God's actions by making him sound like the underdog, the poor trampled deity just asking for a chance to make the world (that he created?) a little better, but everyone is too mean and too busy to pay him any attention. Aww. Yet people pray to this god that their football team will make the finals?

      "God" created a universe where everything makes sense, where everything is ruled by the same basic order. Where effect follows a cause, where time moves always forward, where a broken teacup does not reassemble itself. Why is everything written about god in the christian canon so freaking illogical and arbitrary?

      Gosh it looks like I ranted a little bit. Sorry.

      -b

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    18. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by copponex · · Score: 1

      The bible his been altered throughout history. There is no agreement even between Christians on what should be in the bible. That's why there were wars that destroyed Europe for hundreds of years after the reformation. So, you're right, the Christians have nothing like the burning of Qur'ans. They killed each other instead, over petty details, for centuries and centuries.

      Furthermore, the Qur'an is far more accurate with earlier versions than any copy of the Bible, not in any small part because it's in the same language. But the whole "miracle" of being able to copy a book is one of the more pitiful claims of Christianity and religion in general. And in a contest, the Qur'an would beat the Bible - whichever version you'd like to pick - hands down for accuracy.

    19. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by geekoid · · Score: 1

      His point being, many people claim the Bible is exactly as is has always been.
      I know a person who thinks KJ Version is the exact work of God.
      This person is not alone. When presented with he facts of other version and the chapters removed, he said he didn't believe it and refused to discuss the topic.

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    20. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare that with Uthman Ibn Affan, who decided which copy of the Qur'an would be canonical, then gathered together and burning all other copies that differed from the official version. Christianity has nothing like that.

      Ever see Deliverance?

    21. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Um... What about the Apocrypha

      No seriously. What about it? It is there and it is real. This isn't a conspiracy theory. Why isn't that in the Bible?

      I'll direct you to Wikipedia for this one, but basically they have shortcomings. Things like questionable authorship and usefulness (i.e. there isn't a New Testament equivalent of Psalms), etc.

      Why are the dead sea scrolls different from what we have today?

      [citation needed]

      And why does the Orthodox and Western Bibles differ slightly since the schism?

      Differing opinion of what is and is not Apocrypha, I presume. Even Catholicism and Protestantism disagree.

      Secondly what remains of other religions of the time that we still have records of? Like Druidism which the Romans persecuted as much as the Christians. Of course they weren't destroyed on purpose, it is just that 2,000 has a toll on ancient documents (including fires of libraries) and that most people at the time didn't have a need to keep documents that weren't deemed official by the Church.

      Of other religions, I don't know. But here are some numbers from The Case for Christ regarding other important historical works.

      • Manuscripts of Tacticus' Annals of Imperial Rome, books 1-6: 1, from a copy made 734 years after the original.
      • Manuscripts of Josephus' The Jewish War: 10 or 11
      • Manuscripts of Homer's Illiad: 650
      • Biblical manuscripts written in Greek: 5,664
      • Non-greek biblical manuscripts: 24,000

      Most people couldn't read bad then so they didn't know... The few people who could read and write started copying the official versions when they came out in 400AD and from there the old copies were simply lost because of time problems.

      Not all. In fact, I'll deposit you here. Sort the list by date. I'd estimate at least 3/5ths of that list is pre-400 AD.

      Not to mention that for Europeans owning any non-approved paper work in the 1500 to 1600s were put to the stake so if they had any ancient heretical texts they most likely burned them at that time as well. Every now and then we find something like the dead seas scrolls and we find out differences.

      It isn't a conspiracy, but Europe in general was a great place to store non-official religious texts long term for 2,000 years.

      I'll leave this part alone.

    22. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Erm. The doctrine of literal Word of God is unique to a bunch of fundamentalist Protestant crazies. Most of whom we Europeans managed to ship off to the colonies.

      Mart

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    23. Re:Bible 0.1.1-beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever, it's a facile argument: the book of god that you are reading is the book that god wants you to read.

  16. Making the most of it by Spencerian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This work should be helpful in the translation issues that some scholars and theologians have faced, or worse, perpetuate.

    IMO, the most difficult problems in Bible translations is (1) bias based on a reader's idea of what things say and (2) literallist POVs that don't consider that idiom and metaphors in the text shouldn't be taken (ahem) as gospel. One example from a Catholic apologist is the modern statement "it's raining cats and dogs." We today know that means "it's raining very heavily." Write that down in a book, bury it for 2,000 years. What would people then think that phrase means. A literalist will honestly think that cats and dogs fell from the sky. A person skilled not only in translation but in the culture of the time knows it to be a figure of speech--and will NOT change the wording despite that understanding.

    And that, in an oversimplified example, is why humankind went from one Christian church to over 23,000. It's become a matter of bad translation and/or interpretation.

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    1. Re:Making the most of it by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It does actually and literally rain cats and dogs. A few years ago I read about a storm where it rained frogs. That, indeed, is a BAD storm, one that contains tornados that can suck small animals ito the sky, where they'll land miles away. In 2006 it rained birds here in Springfield -- at least, judging by the vast number of dead birds in my neighborhood the next day. It also rained tree limbs, insulation, cardboard, nails, garbage, corrugated steel (which I saw in the tops of trees), and everything that wasn't nailed down and quite a few things that were nailed down. Two F-2 tornados make a category 1 hurricane look like a mild shower.

      And that, in an oversimplified example, is why humankind went from one Christian church to over 23,000.

      No, it went from one Christian church to many because the original was corrupted by men who pretended to be pious while actually being athiests, pulling all sorts of nonsense (like selling salvation). If your church is run by corrupt men, you need a new church.

    2. Re:Making the most of it by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      No, it went from one Christian church to many because the original was corrupted by men who pretended to be pious while actually being athiests, pulling all sorts of nonsense (like selling salvation). If your church is run by corrupt men, you need a new church.

      Don't you mean "if your church is run by corrupt men, you need 23,000 new churches"?

    3. Re:Making the most of it by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It does actually and literally rain cats and dogs. A few years ago I read about a storm where it rained frogs.

      I'm sure there's a logical fallacy in there somewhere. Damned if I can spot it, though.

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    4. Re:Making the most of it by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      Well let's see Christianity itself is based on the fact that ALL men, woman and child are sinners, as you would say corrupt, even Christians. The only difference is Jesus has paid for our sins, doesn't mean we will be without sin. So any church you end up at will have someone who just doesn't get it. Also any good bible usually comes with a Strongs Concordance, this is where you can get the literal translation from Greek and Hebrew, so you don't have to just believe what the pastor/priest tells you, but look it up yourself. Being a former atheist/scientist, I found the bible something that opened another door, this one spiritually much as science has opened the door physically.

    5. Re:Making the most of it by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, I mean if your church is run by corrupt men, you need a new church. Rinse, repeat. Maybe more than 23k times. Me, I've given up looking.

    6. Re:Making the most of it by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      When I say "corrupt" I don't mean "corrupt men", I mean "men who don't care if they corrupt the church itself". Yes, all men are corrupt, but in different ways. Just because all men are imperfect doesn't mean that all men are thieves.

    7. Re:Making the most of it by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected.

    8. Re:Making the most of it by justinlee37 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How does one become a "former" scientist? By rejecting the scientific method, maybe? I'm not sure I like the sound of this. Hume would be disappointed.

    9. Re:Making the most of it by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      Well actually since I got out of academics and went into a private engineering firm.

    10. Re:Making the most of it by justinlee37 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So you were thinking of scientist in the sense of a literal job description, instead of in the sense of being a rational and prudent person. I get you.

    11. Re:Making the most of it by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      If your church is run by corrupt men, you need a new church.

      Matthew 18, verses 15-17 says (in the words of Jesus), "If your brother sins against you, go and show him his fault, just between the two of you. If he listens to you, you have won your brother over. But if he will not listen, take one or two others along, so that 'every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses.' If he refuses to listen to them, tell it to the church; and if he refuses to listen even to the church, treat him as you would a pagan or a tax collector."

      Sounds to me like the corrupt men in the church should have been treated as pagans, and a better definition of Luther's 99 theses was an attempt to do just that. Really, it isn't that when a church gets corrupt, you need a new church... its that when a church gets corrupt, you root out the corruption - it's just that Luther had to root out so much corruption that it was simpler to simply hack off the entire branch of Catholicism (and only after giving them a chance to follow the above teachings), and to rebuild the church under protest against the catholic corruption. Semantics, I know, but each church isn't a new church... they each believe that they are the church, and that the others are the old branches that have needed to be pruned away.

      Personally, I think that the various denominations need to get their heads on straight and simply get back to rooting out the corruption on all levels, to not sweat the little details. Paul, in his 2nd letter to Timothy, chapter 2, verses 23-26, teaches: "Don't have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not quarrel; instead, he must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful. Those who oppose him he must gently instruct, in the hope that God will grant them repentance leading them to a knowledge of the truth, and that they will come to their senses and escape from the trap of the devil, who has taken them captive to do his will."

      Now what would the world be like if all the christian denominations stopped arguing, rooted out corruption, and got on with the business of helping widows, feeding the homeless, and generally being the "salt and light" of the earth?

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    12. Re:Making the most of it by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think that the various denominations need to get their heads on straight and simply get back to rooting out the corruption on all levels, to not sweat the little details.

      I agree, but so many these days seem to completely forget Christ's teachings and instead want to push a political agenda completely unrelated to what Christ taught. "Whenever two or three are gathered together in my name, I will be there." That's pretty much been my "church" for quite some time now.

      A couple of churches (and several years) back the preacher prayed for Bush to "have continued wisdom". That's like praying for the Sahara to have continued rain. He was all for the Iraq war, what kind of "Christian" is pro-war? Where are the organized churches' push for universal health care, peace, welfare?

      Now what would the world be like if all the christian denominations stopped arguing, rooted out corruption, and got on with the business of helping widows, feeding the homeless, and generally being the "salt and light" of the earth?

      It would be a far better place.

    13. Re:Making the most of it by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      I think my point was, if your church's holy books are so ambiguous that 23,000 churches can't agree on enough common ground, then maybe the fault never lay in any of the individual churches.

    14. Re:Making the most of it by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      None of the important parts are ambiguous, but rather than ambiguity I think the reason has to do with emphasis. A lot of Christian churches lean heavily on the Old Testament when their accent should be on Christ, and many of them accent less important things to the detriment of more important things. For instance, talking about homosexuality and ignoring theift and adultery.

  17. Inferior translated holy works by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Contrast this book with the Holy Koran, which has not changed one iota since it was written, and is still readable in its original language. When the Holy Koran says something, it *means* it. "As for the man who steals and the woman who steals, cut off their hands as punishment for what they have earned, an exemplary punishment from God" is a real command from the real God who really exists (yes it's a translation into English, now get all po-mo on it). Other holy books go through revisions, get translated, have pages lost, etc etc - they can hardly be called the True Word of God at all. Mock all you want, this is deadly serious business to millions of people who share the world you live in. It is one more reason why the true followers of God look down on all other competing theologies.

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    1. Re:Inferior translated holy works by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is that anyone who does not speak the same dialect of Arabic as Mohamed cannot truly understand the word of God? Which effectively means that no one today understands the Koran because no one today speaks Arabic as it was spoken/written in the time of Mohamed.

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    2. Re:Inferior translated holy works by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Qu'ran is over 500 years younger than much of the New Testament, and well over a thousand years younger than the Old Testament. That's like bragging that Macbeth is better than the Norse Sagas because we have a much better textual history for Shakespeare's plays than for Nordic mythology. In other words, it's a moronic, childish argument.

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    3. Re:Inferior translated holy works by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is one more reason why the true followers of God look down on all other competing theologies.

      Which is very nice, except everyone else also believes themselves to be true followers of God, has their own reasons for believing this and doesn't really care too much that the Koran hasn't changed.

      (On a side note - the Koran may not have been translated but it must have been transcribed back in the days before printing presses. Further, I wonder if some words in Arabic have acquired slightly different meanings over the years....)

    4. Re:Inferior translated holy works by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      I'll take the flame bait: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2564828.

      Looking at them solely as literary works, there are more extant copies of Christian epistles dating to within as few as 50 years of Christ than there for any ancient historical work. So, theology aside, there is greater likelihood that other texts are less corrupt than the Koran/Qur'an (the professed earliest texts of which are written in a dialect that did not appear in the historical record until at least 100 years after the texts were supposedly written).

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    5. Re:Inferior translated holy works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the real God who really exists

      I'd like, no, love, to see you prove that.

    6. Re:Inferior translated holy works by jcdenhartog · · Score: 1

      Not true, there is plenty of disagreement. You should read a book called 'Cracks In The Crescent', about a man who was a madrassa teaching assistant and muadhin (calls Muslims to pray) for Islam until he became disillusioned with all the discrepancies and contradictions. He provides countless examples to back up his point.

      One of the more humorous examples is a story where he proves to several Muslims that Islam teaches that they will all go to hell.

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    7. Re:Inferior translated holy works by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Contrast this book with the Holy Koran, which has not changed one iota since it was written

      The question is, who wrote it. I could write you a poem about the afterlife that had not been changed one iota. It means pretty much nothing though, because I'm nobody special.

      Unchanged does not necessarily mean special, important, or true.

    8. Re:Inferior translated holy works by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Learn and understand. Memorizing the entirety of the Holy Koran in its original is common among clergy. Think about Classical Arabic like reading Chaucer or maybe Beowulf. And your reward isn't some moldy old piece of literature written by dead European white men, your reward is knowing exactly what God meant for you, and how He meant you to live your life. It's all there, right down to which hand to wipe with, and it is all 100% true and undistorted by the centuries.

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    9. Re:Inferior translated holy works by samkass · · Score: 1

      Contrast this book with the Holy Koran, which has not changed one iota since it was written

      Maybe. The original Koran is lost. It was copied off its original materials into book form by the first Caliph after Mohammed's death. The original book was then borrowed and copied and distributed 4 times by the third Caliph, from which all other "official" copies are made (while the rest were destroyed). Diacritical marks indicating vowels and pronounciation were added by the fifth Caliph which some claim actually slightly changed some meaning (it reduced ambiguity in particular words). None of these acts were carried out by Mohammed, and therefore were not verified against the "original" heavenly text.

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    10. Re:Inferior translated holy works by Shadow-isoHunt · · Score: 1

      He provides countless examples to back up his point.

      I think "wc -l examples" can handle this problem.

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    11. Re:Inferior translated holy works by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Who wrote it!? It was dictated by God and written down by the Prophet Mohammed. Is education really that bad where you are? Again, mock all you want, but this is deadly serious to millions of real people. Try walking down the streets of Malmo or Rotterdam wearing a T-shirt saying that the Koran was not written by Mohammed, and see how far you get.

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    12. Re:Inferior translated holy works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They share the world we live in only because we allow it. They can be removed. Their god would be well advised to stay out of our way.

    13. Re:Inferior translated holy works by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Ah, so not only do you use moronic arguments, but you're also a cultural bigot.

      I find Beowulf immensely more interesting than either the Qu'uran or the Bible, and I find the greatest evils ever committed were the destruction of so much of the cultures that predated both Christianity and Islam as both religions began their despotic reigns of terror over the Classical world by putting so much beauty to the sword and the torch.

      At any rate, others have pointed out that the Qu'uran isn't what you make it, but even if it was, I see no reason to accept that it's the word of God any more than the Bible or the writings of a Zarathushtra (though at least Zarathushtra gets points for at least some originality, unlike the Christian and Islamic founders and early theologians who basically ruffled through the remnants of Jewish and Classical thought to create their edifices).

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    14. Re:Inferior translated holy works by mrops · · Score: 1

      If you read Koran, it is written like poetry. Idea was that it can be memorized. That idea worked out very well. People started memorizing it from day one, and there were enough people (even today) to catch any discrepancies. This has kept Koran unchanged.

      Yes words in Arabic could have taken different meanings over time.

    15. Re:Inferior translated holy works by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      Other holy books go through revisions, get translated, have pages lost, etc etc - they can hardly be called the True Word of God at all.

      Even DNA has gone through revisions over time. The very Earth has changed. God's creation is, itself, mutable. Any work of Man in interpreting and understanding God is inherently incomplete.

    16. Re:Inferior translated holy works by VMaN · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...Mock all you want...

      --------

      Not that I need your permission, but I mock the Qur'an and any other religious text any chance I get, as they are all based on the same absurd premise, namely omnipotence.
      You are comparing ONE work of ONE person in "completeness" to the bible, of which the youngest parts are a few centuries older, by several authors, originally in several languages.

      But that's not your point. You bizarrely agree that chopping off hands is fair, in the same post where you claim that your god is the "truest" :)

      I live in Denmark, and I'm extremely proud that the gov'ment didn't bow to the pressure and apologise for what a private newspaper printed, or even punished them. This was after massive
      protests and demands from countries that didn't quite understand the idea that freedom of expression isn't up for discussion, and the government was indeed powerless to punish something
      that wasn't illegal.

      I've seen religion destroy so much it pains me. /end rant

    17. Re:Inferior translated holy works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I refuse to prove that I exist, says God, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.

      It's depressing to see all the people who are fundamentally ignorant of the basic tenets of religion. It's one thing to reject it, but being ignorant and even TAKING PRIDE IN IGNORANCE is something that I just don't understand.

    18. Re:Inferior translated holy works by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      "As for the man who steals and the woman who steals, cut off their hands as punishment for what they have earned, an exemplary punishment from God"

      Well, sign me up with THAT religion!

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    19. Re:Inferior translated holy works by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Have you got any evidence that God did any such thing? And thanks for reminding us all that behind every religious bigot is a violent little prick. Screw you, you violent piece of shit.

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    20. Re:Inferior translated holy works by xaxa · · Score: 1

      it is all 100% true and undistorted by the centuries.

      A Very Short Story:
      Yesterday, I saw some faeries in my garden. They helped me with my tax return, and told me to wake up at dawn every day and walk to where I saw them. By doing this I'd always get my tax return done on time.

      This story is 100% true and undistorted.

      Do you think I made it up? If so, apply the same reasoning to the stories you've been told.

    21. Re:Inferior translated holy works by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      By your logic, the Book of Mormon has even greater claim to Truth than the Koran, since it was "translated" for us all by Smith in 1823, into English under divine inspiration.

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    22. Re:Inferior translated holy works by thewils · · Score: 1

      Well you better sign up first _before_ you steal something. Otherwise start learning to write with your foot.

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    23. Re:Inferior translated holy works by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I read Chauser in high school. We had to memorize and recite lines from Canterbury Tales. Reading and/or memorizing the original Middle English doesn't make it any more meaningful. Studying it with footnotes relies on someone else's interpretation. The only way to understand it is to become fluent in a dead language, frozen in time at the time of the writing of the book, and ignore presuent uses of words if they conflict with the usage at the time. Since the language from that time is dead, it's impossible. So, though the word may be recorded, we do not know for certain what those words meant at the time. We can only guess based on what they mean now or correlations with other uses at the time. The Word of God is set in stone and may never change, but we will never know for certain what was meant. And though the words will not change, language will, further separating us from the true meaning.

    24. Re:Inferior translated holy works by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Unlike the Koran, early copies of the Bible that don't agree weren't gathered and burned, leaving no copies of the "changed beyond 1 iota".

      Burned Korans

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    25. Re:Inferior translated holy works by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Who wrote it!? It was dictated by God and written down by the Prophet Mohammed.

      Like Jesus, Mohammed didn't waste time writing down things. It was those that came after him that wrote down what they heard someone else say they heard him say (or something like that). As for who dictated it, that's irrelevant to the question of who wrote it. And, given that it's in language more recent than Mohammed and that it was "compiled" after his death, it is no better than the Bible for accuracy.

    26. Re:Inferior translated holy works by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I don't think I was mocking, and I know it is deadly serious to millions of real people. In fact, that's one of my reasons that I don't think it was written by God... the fact that millions of real people are so willing to kill me because I don't believe it was written by God. It is certainly not what Jesus, who is recognized even by the Koran, seemed to think was right behavior that was glorifying to God. Jesus seemed to think being patient, kind, and loving was behavior that was fitting to a follower of God.

    27. Re:Inferior translated holy works by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      ...your reward is knowing exactly what God meant for you, and how He meant you to live your life. It's all there, right down to which hand to wipe with...

      And you *want* your life to be dictated to you in this manner?

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    28. Re:Inferior translated holy works by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      The violent reaction against violent people is somewhat ironic.

    29. Re:Inferior translated holy works by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Jesus seemed to think being patient, kind, and loving was behavior that was fitting to a follower of God.

      What a pity his later followers didn't think so. Christianity spread in many areas through the sword.

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    30. Re:Inferior translated holy works by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'm telling him to screw off, I'm not threatening him. There is a difference.

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    31. Re:Inferior translated holy works by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Yes, "Christianity" or "Christendom" did. But not by actual disciples of Christ. I reject the idea that you can truly be a "follower" of someone when you look absolutely nothing like him. I can't say "Dude, I'm a follower of Michael Jordan" and hate basketball. Well, yeah I can say that, but I doubt YOU would call me a follower of Jordan.

      If someone tells me he or she is a Christian and knows nothing about Jesus, cares nothing about Jesus, and acts in no way similar to Jesus, then why should I believe he or she is a "Christian" (i.e., a "little Christ")? And why should I refer to him or her that way? And, more to the point, why should I think all Christians are the same, or why should I think he or she discounts the claims of those that actually DO know about, care for, and act like Christ?

    32. Re:Inferior translated holy works by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is that anyone who does not speak the same dialect of Arabic as Mohamed cannot truly understand the word of God?

      That is standard Islamic doctrine, yes. More hardline Muslims will in fact destroy translations of the Koran as perversions of the original.

      Which effectively means that no one today understands the Koran because no one today speaks Arabic as it was spoken/written in the time of Mohamed.

      The language, and the interpretations, are carefully preserved and taught in Islamic religious schools.

    33. Re:Inferior translated holy works by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      And to top it off, a No True Scotsman argument! If someone says there a Christian, I have no reason to disbelieve them. If trying to distance yourself from your naughtier coreligionists makes you feel good, be my guest, but no one else is bound by your rather self-serving definitions. Christianity spread throughout Europe by getting converted princes to bash the brains in of any of their subjects or neighbors who decided that worshipping Odin, Zeus or Lugus was just fine by them.

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    34. Re:Inferior translated holy works by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's terribly accurate of some "dead" languages, in particular languages like Coptic, Latin, Koinei Greek, Middle English and 7th century Arabic. The languages are dead from the perspective that they ceased to be spoken centuries ago, but we still have a good deal of knowledge of how the languages were spoken. What's more, written forms of languages tend to be considerably more conservative than the spoken forms. The chief problem with Middle English was that there was no standardized spelling, which complicates reading it.

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    35. Re:Inferior translated holy works by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Do millions of people use that story as a template for their daily lives? No. Bad example, try again.

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    36. Re:Inferior translated holy works by lgw · · Score: 0, Troll

      In other words, it's a moronic, childish argument.

      It's an argument about which invisible sky fairy to worship - how could it not be?

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    37. Re:Inferior translated holy works by linuxguy · · Score: 1

      > It was dictated by God and written down by the Prophet Mohammed. Is education really that bad where you are?

      Sorry, the local madrassa closed down a few years ago.

      > Try walking down the streets of Malmo or Rotterdam wearing a T-shirt saying that the Koran was not written by Mohammed, and see how far you get.

      Are you 12 years old?

    38. Re:Inferior translated holy works by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      I find it hilarious that you chose to omit the second half of that quote which ends up poofing God in a puff of logic.

    39. Re:Inferior translated holy works by lgw · · Score: 1

      Have you got any evidence that God did any such thing?

      Ocf course he does - the book says that the book is the infallible word of God, what more evidence could you need?

      And thanks for reminding us all that behind every religious bigot is a violent little prick. Screw you, you violent piece of shit.

      Do you believe that DNS-and-Bind is actually Muslim?

      He does make a good point: Islam is the last major religion that is still doing the "my religion says I have to kill you, so I will" trick on a large scale. The Christians have largely stopped that (even those still bombing abortion clinincs or Nothern Ireland usually try to avoid actually killing anyone), and the other major religions were never that big on it to begin with.

      And the fact that not just the text, but the interpretations of the Quoran are (theoretically) fixed and unchanging will make this hard to fix. Sure, most people who fllow any religion don't care much about it, but religions leader need to be directing the most zealous 0.1% away from violence, or that is a problem with the religion itself.

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    40. Re:Inferior translated holy works by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Religious bigot? Violent prick? WTF? Where did I make threats? How is this bigoted?

      Have you never encountered these ideas before? They're out there. I'm not even a Muslim, I'm just explaining this as I see it, from a point of view that's not usually found on Slashdot. You're the one projecting your unacceptable thoughts on others.

      It's one thing to reject an idea, it's another thing to not even understand what you're rejecting. Muslims are quite proud that their holy book has survived unscathed through the centuries. And the scholarly debates about which parts got included are just that, left to scholars...they don't affect the faith of the rank and file. It's like how Confucious isn't really understandable by regular Chinese folk, and yet his thoughts rule their daily lives.

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    41. Re:Inferior translated holy works by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Look, I like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy at least as much as the next guy, but it's not exactly canon, nor is that idea from it a basic tenet of Christianity (for sure) or Islam (as far as I am aware). It has been used in apologetics from time to time, but it's not a particularly strong argument.

    42. Re:Inferior translated holy works by rjfan · · Score: 1

      At one time, millions of people believed the world was flat and the center of the universe. Bad example.

    43. Re:Inferior translated holy works by billius · · Score: 1

      The Qur'an wasn't originally written but rather recited. Qur'an, after all, means "the recitation." It survived through oral tradition until Uthman, the third Caliph of the Muslims, ordered for a standardized text to be compiled. While it is impressive that the text has survived more or less in its original form, it hasn't saved the Muslim world from having some majors divisions and differences of opinion. "God's will" was sufficiently unclear that a mere 50 years after the death of Muhammad, the Muslim world was so torn apart by questions of succession that The Battle of Karbala erupted and forever cemented the rift between Sunni and Shi'a Muslims. Later mysticism would come to influence Islamic religious traditions and Sufi schools would open and promote teachings considered heretical and blasphemous by other Muslims. You've also conveniently forgotten to mention the Hadith, which feature a dizzyingly convoluted system of attribution to "prove" the accuracy of customs and sayings attributed to Muhammad. Oh, and you also forgot the part where this whole thing was revealed to a single person in a cave by an angel that no one else saw. You're free to believe what you like, but don't tell me that your magic book and invisible man are any more "real" or "reasonable" than their Christian equivalents.

    44. Re:Inferior translated holy works by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Most religious people are proud of their traditions (where there are any). But the Qu'uran is simply not as old as even the youngest sections of the Bible, so it's not really a fair comparison.

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    45. Re:Inferior translated holy works by WeirdJohn · · Score: 1

      Mohammed's sayings were collected, written down and placed in a big chest. When the Quran was written down, there was an attempt to put the sayings in order, but there is little doubt that the context and sequence was lost. Hence apparent contradictions, such as "protect the people of the Book" (Jews and Christians) and "Christians can only be enemies, never friends".

    46. Re:Inferior translated holy works by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      It's not a self-serving definition. If you'd rather, I won't use the word "Christian." I'll use "disciple of Christ," since that's what Jesus referred to His followers as (disciples).

      The point is this: why are you imposing on my the history of my "religion" when I am trying to say that I'm not part of the "religion" whose history you are referring to, except that we share a word?

      In other words, you complain that I am trying to distance myself from my "coreligionists;" so be it. I, in turn, will complain that you are trying to lump me in with people that have nothing to do with what I am about, simply in order to disqualify me from having a place to stand.

      Who is being self-serving, then, with definitions? The one trying to clarify beliefs with actions, or the one trying to generalize?

      Let's put it this way. I tell you I'm an atheistic evolutionist. I give lots of money to the Institute for Creation Research. I attend an extremely conservative "Bible-thumping" literal 6 day creation believing church. I pass out Creation vs. Evolution pamphlets and tracts. I have a website trying to debunk evolution.

      Next, along comes Joe, who hears you are an atheistic evolutionist, too. He knows about me. He tells you that you're just a hypocrite and that you are probably actually attending this church, believe in creation, fund ICR, etc. When you tell him that he's unfairly judging you because someone else has misused your title/description, Joe tells you that you're just using self-serving definitions that on one else is bound to.

      Long method to show the point, but hopefully it works.

      Besides, I wasn't even saying they weren't "true Christians." I said they weren't disciples/followers of Christ. In my lingo, they weren't true Christians. But I DO have a different definition of "Christian" than you do, most likely. However, we hopefully have very similar definitions of "disciple" or "follower."

      disciple: A person who learns from another, especially one who then teaches others; An active follower or adherent of someone, or some philosophy etc

      follower: # a person who accepts the leadership of another # someone who travels behind or pursues another

    47. Re:Inferior translated holy works by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      original ? which original ?

      which of the more than 15,000 pages of "original" korans held by the yemeni government you guys like to memorize ?

      the koran has as much history as any other sacred book out there. it's just that other religions are more willing to accept the fact.

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    48. Re:Inferior translated holy works by lgw · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hey, now, no need to mod me troll - I wasn't talking about your religion. Your religion is obviously the one true word of God. It's only everyone else who are poor deluded saps worshipping invisible sky fairies! Their faith based in circular logic is an obvious fallacy, while your faith based in circular logic is righteous. I mean, if you had poor critical thinking skills, you'd know, right?

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    49. Re:Inferior translated holy works by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True, religion has destroyed so much; however, much much more has been destroyed by the anti- or non-religious (e.g., Stalin's Communism or Nazism {even though Nazis called themselves Christians, the atrocities of the Nazis were not done "in the name of religion" other than trying to eliminate those of particular belief sets and/or religions [most prominently Jewish]}).

      Modern democracy is based on Judeo-Christian principles. I'll quote from an insightful essay on the matter:

      "It is this point that I wish to make, and it is also one of the points made by Nietzsche in his Master-Slave morality, that the concept of equality, of legal, political and social equality is derived from Judeo-Christian morality. As Nietzsche puts it in Section 202 of his book Beyond Good and Evil, 'the Democratic movement is the inheritance of the Christian movement.'" (http://quantumleap42.blogspot.com/2009/06/religious-origins-of-our-democratic.html)

      For every bad thing done in the name of religion, I can counter with many more good things done in the name of religion. We shouldn't resort to straw man arguments.

      I do not live in Denmark but I too am glad that the Danish government did not bow to pressure from extremist Muslims. Besides, Islamic terrorists hold a very twisted view of Islam that very few other Muslims hold. What the few do that's negative in the name of religion should not reflect on broader religious beliefs. That's like focusing only on what America "destroys" while completely ignoring all the good that comes from America (this example holds true for Denmark as well).

    50. Re:Inferior translated holy works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And to top it off, a No True Scotsman argument!

      This would be a valid critisim, except one of the defining features of Christianity as a religion is at least the attempt to live one's life according to the example and teachings of Christ.

      If someone says there a Christian, I have no reason to disbelieve them.

      If that is all you have to go on perhaps that is understandable. However, what people say is immaterial as to whether or not they are actually trying to model themselves after Christ. This doesn't just apply to Christians either. Even though I'm not a Buddhist, I would at least be suspicious of someone who claimed to be one while running a dog-fighting ring as a hobby.

      If trying to distance yourself from your naughtier coreligionists makes you feel good, be my guest, but no one else is bound by your rather self-serving definitions.

      Your own definition is also rather self-serving. At first, it seems you decided to dislike or hate the practitioners religion based on what some of them have done or are doing currently. Yet, when different Christians agree that there were wrongs done falsely in the name of Christ, you turn on them with equal venom and deny there is any real difference between one and the other. This indicates that you are interested in a justifacation for your negative feelings towards Christians in general, and your definition is crafted for that purpose.

      Christianity spread throughout Europe by getting converted princes to bash the brains in of any of their subjects or neighbors who decided that worshipping Odin, Zeus or Lugus was just fine by them.

      Regretably, that was one way the faith spread, and it was arguably the least effective in the long-run. However, coersion wasn't the only way Christianity spread through-out Europe. Many people converted because they truly wanted to practice it. Also, even into the Middle Ages, there were cases where Christians were presecuted by Pagan Europeans, especially the Norse. As with most human conflicts neither side is blameless.

    51. Re:Inferior translated holy works by funkatron · · Score: 1

      When the Holy Koran says something, it *means* it. "As for the man who steals and the woman who steals, cut off their hands as punishment for what they have earned, an exemplary punishment from God" is a real command from the real God who really exists

      Well it's certainly a command but even if it is from a god that doesn't mean that you have to obey it. Sorry to drop some pop-philosphy into this but I think this bit of Kant (quoted by Popper) says it better than I can:

      For in whatever way ... the Deity should be made known to you, and even ... if he should reveal himself to you: it is you ... who must judge whether you are permitted [by your conscience] to belive in Him and to worship Him.

      Also, I cant say if they're a cause or a symptom but ideas like this one seem to link themselves with brutal, violent and sometimes tyrannical societies far too often.

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    52. Re:Inferior translated holy works by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      It is one more reason why the true followers of God look down on all other competing theologies.

      I'm not even a Muslim, I'm just explaining this as I see it, from a point of view that's not usually found on Slashdot.

      Somewhere in there, there is a cognitive dissonance just waiting to explode. If you want to pretend that you're talking about someone else's religion, make sure to at least avoid words like "true followers" and "God".

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    53. Re:Inferior translated holy works by geekoid · · Score: 1

      As a human being, I was proud that some where there is a papers that won't bow to religious zealots.

      Kudos to Denmark.

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    54. Re:Inferior translated holy works by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      Huh, that's funny, God spoke to me too ... and said your 'prophet' Mohammed is false, that you've all wasted your lives.

      Sucks to be you huh.

      Sadly, the followers of your imagined creator will just keep on killing for 'his' glory.

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    55. Re:Inferior translated holy works by RelliK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True, religion has destroyed so much; however, much much more has been destroyed by the anti- or non-religious (e.g., Stalin's Communism or Nazism {even though Nazis called themselves Christians, the atrocities of the Nazis were not done "in the name of religion" other than trying to eliminate those of particular belief sets and/or religions [most prominently Jewish]}).

      Bullshit. It's amazing how hard christians try to hide the fact that Hitler was a lifelong catholic and so were his followers. Hitler sought -- and received -- support from the catholic church. Later on that proved to be quite an embarrassment for which the church had to apologize.

      Stalin is an interesting case. He was educated in a religious primary school and then in a seminary. He gave up his christian faith only to create a state-based religion with him as some sort of demi-god. [Similar examples can be seen in ancient Egypt (pharao was "god"), imperial China, modern North Korea, etc.]

       

      Modern democracy is based on Judeo-Christian principles. I'll quote from an insightful essay on the matter:

      Bullshit again. Show me where the bible or torah or whatever advocates a democratic system of government. Don't quote what some guy said about some other guy who wrote some book you never read. You are a christian -- go directly to the supposed source of your values, the bible. The bible I'm familiar with advocates slavery, genocide, torture, rape, collective punishment, human sacrifice, etc.

       

      For every bad thing done in the name of religion, I can counter with many more good things done in the name of religion. We shouldn't resort to straw man arguments.

      I would argue that there are far more bad things than good that are done in the name of religion. The chief problem with it is that it requires you to surrender critical thinking. It values unquestioning obedience, even when someone tells you to do something clearly immoral.

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    56. Re:Inferior translated holy works by bogjobber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Modern democracy may be based on Judeo-Christian principles. But so were monarchies, dictatorships, theocracies, feudal states, slave states, apartheid states, genocidal states, etc.

      As much as I dislike religion (I don't think I need to go into why), it is a powerful force for good as well as evil. Just as any human institution can be a powerful force for good or evil. Equal amounts of good and evil are done by the religious and non-religious alike.

    57. Re:Inferior translated holy works by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Learn and understand. Memorizing the entirety of the Holy Koran in its original is common among clergy. Think about Classical Arabic like reading Chaucer or maybe Beowulf. And your reward isn't some moldy old piece of literature written by dead European white men, your reward is knowing exactly what God meant for you, and how He meant you to live your life. It's all there, right down to which hand to wipe with, and it is all 100% true and undistorted by the centuries.

      Just because someone memorizes the Koran in its original doesn't mean they understand what it meant when it was written.
      And you're right it isn't moldy old literature written by dead European white men, it is terrible literature written by misogynistic Arab men.

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    58. Re:Inferior translated holy works by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The language, and the interpretations, are carefully preserved and taught in Islamic religious schools.

      Ah, so the way I know what God wants is that some Authority tells me what is written in his Word, since I don't truly understand the language the Word of God was written in.

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    59. Re:Inferior translated holy works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok - millions of kids believe in Santa Claus and base their daily lives of being good and therefore getting toys, on this belief.

      Does Santa exist? or did we just trick a large group of naive innocents into believing something by telling them it from the day they were born?

      If you think about it even further, the only reason kids stop believing is because when they start to doubt - as all believers in anything will at some point - we don't continue the lie, we tell them the truth. The difference with most religions is for some people there's a lot more at stake than just getting your kids to behave - they continue the lie either because it benefits them to do so (priests, holy leaders etc.) or because to recognise genuine doubt in a peer is to acknowledge the possibility that you yourself might be wrong.

      As a kid I remember asking my friends if they believed in Santa, and aside from a few resounding "Yes" answers, there was a lot of mumbling and staring at feet. They didn't want to say no in case they were wrong and they hadn't yet had their beliefs or doubts confirmed by anybody whose authority they trusted.

      The difference between the average believer and someone like myself, is I don't see why 1 million or even 1 billion people believing something gives it anymore weight than 1 person believing it*. And since there is no longer any authority in my life that I trust to have the right answer (turns out my Ma is fallible after all :/ ) there is no-one that can provide a reasonable justification as to why my doubts are wrong.

      * This btw is a really sticky point in todays society. I dont have to trust anyone for certain facts - i can personally check that the earth is spherical and that it orbits the sun, with just a few pieces of equipment. But other 'facts', the kind of facts that can get you arrested for questioning... like the holocaust for example - which I categorically do not deny, I just find it hard arguing against deniers about where to get said facts from. Even questioning the number of reported deaths (vs the number of reported jews killed for instance - keeping in mind that commies/non-whites/disabled were also mass butchered, but we never hear the numbers for them?) is a controversial action - but is technically a valid question is terms of critical thinking.

    60. Re:Inferior translated holy works by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      No, actually, we call this "intellectual illumination". It is the ability to see both sides of an argument, even if you disagree with one of them. Sadly, this ability has become reviled - if you don't understand it, then it's OK to hate it. Ignorance and bigotry go together like peanut butter and jelly.

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  18. Finally by darqit · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Took em long enough.

    Can we now finally come to the conclusion religion is not all bad?

    Can we now acknowledge some people need belief to help them in hard times? Or just give them direction or purpose?

    Can we agree belief is not easily swept aside?

    Can we believe that maybe there is a greater power out there?

    If we can hopefully those ****ers can understand to value human life? And not fight wars in the name of The One, The True or whatever name is "hip" now. All religions in their purest from teach human live is precious and needs to be respected. ****ing act like it.

    Yes I'm looking at you Iran, Israel, Europe, US and every other god-damn place. Just agree to disagree already. there are much more important issues that need solving.

    1. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But.... Their belief is wrong!

    2. Re:Finally by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Yes.
      Yes, yes.
      Yes.
      Nope.

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    3. Re:Finally by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Actually, atheists such as Stalin and Mao committed the worst atrocities of the 20th century. Even Hitler believed in atheist concepts such as speeding up "survival of the fittest", which in his mind meant white people and certainly not Jews.

      People of religion actually risked their own lives to save others (often strangers) from these tyrants.

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    4. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't understand Atheism. For all Atheism is, is a lack in the belief of a God, period. The tyrants you mentioned weren't motivated simply by what I defined for you. Also, because of that one and only one thing that Atheism IS, there are NO concepts associated to it.

      Whether you believe "atheist concepts" like survival of the fittest or not doesn't stop it from occuring every day. I would say the more zealous you were back with all the religous conflicts could only hurt your chances.

    5. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read Mein Kampf sometime. In it's pages you will not find a single mention of Darwin or evolution, but a major influence was "On the Jews and their lies" written by some obscure monk named Martin Luther. Hitler was a christian. He was even an altar boy and attended a monastery school as a boy (Stalin it should be noted trained in the seminary). Hitler worked closely with the Pope to murder Jews. Hitler whipped up the 99.44% Catholic and Lutheran Germany to murder Jews. Please quit lying and just deal with those unpleasant facts.

    6. Re:Finally by jeffliott · · Score: 1

      Religious status does not predict character, morality, or ethical principles[citation needed]. The sociopaths you mentioned were sociopaths first. Your characterization implies that these sociopaths had an impaired sense of ethics because they did not believe in a religion. I would characterize them as sociopaths who selectively believed, preached, and practiced whatever they thought would secure the most power and fulfill personal fantasies.

    7. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stalin and Mao didn't do it in the name of atheism, and they didn't use atheism to justify their acts.

      Even Hitler believed in atheist concepts such as speeding up "survival of the fittest"

      Can you show some proof that any atheist has considered "speeding up [the] survival of the fittest" an atheist concept?

    8. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stalin and Mao didn't do it in the name of atheism, and they didn't use atheism to justify their acts.

      They had their own ism: communism, which does declare war on religion.

      Can you show some proof that any atheist has considered "speeding up [the] survival of the fittest" an atheist concept?

      I don't know why the grandparent brought that up, perhaps to show as absurd the specious guilt by association arguments that atheists love to use. "Well, after all, many bad things have been done in the name of religion. That proves religion is bad." But now that you bring up the question, what objection would an atheist have to improving our gene pool? Medicine seems counter to the trend of evolution.

  19. Re:Is it copyrighted? by funkatron · · Score: 1

    You seem to have confused the author with one of the protagonists.

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  20. It's all Greek to me by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the images they have of the document, it gives "its all Greek to me" a whole new meaning, and it prompts important questions, spiritally meaningful questions, like: What year did we invent the spacebar anyhow?

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    1. Re:It's all Greek to me by Meumeu · · Score: 3, Informative

      What year did we invent the spacebar anyhow?

      I guess the spacebar was invented around the same time as the keyboard... But the space was invented in the 7th century.

  21. Re:Is it copyrighted? by BotnetZombie · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Author: God
    2. Lifespan: Eternal
    3. Copyright: Eternity + 50 years
    4. ???
    5. Profit!

  22. Re:Someone uploaded a book!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That colaborative research cant be done in the US.
    There is no record of many of the authors dying so the work may still be copyrighted for the next 70+ years.

    On a side note.. as there is no mention of the resurection in this bible.. so it cant be used as prior art to prove all the
    zombie films & games coming out recently are all unoriginal drivel.

  23. Table of Contents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the more interesting aspects is the Biblical canon. It includes several books in modern Catholic Bibles but not Protestant Bibles. And several books not in either!

    http://www.codex-sinaiticus.net/en/codex/content.aspx

  24. Koine Greek huh? by BitwiseX · · Score: 1

    The New Testament of the Codex Sinaiticus appears in Koine Greek, the original vernacular language, and the Old Testament in the version, known as the Septuagint, that was adopted by early Greek-speaking Christians.

    I just hope they aren't using Recaptcha to digitize the text....My Koine Greek is a little rusty, and I'd like to be able to join forums..

  25. Excellent news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is excellent news.

    I've always wondered what bullshit smells like when it's fresh from the anus.

  26. Solve it once and for all by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

    Just copy and paste the whole thing into bablefish and click translate.

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  27. Be on the alert! by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

    Unconfirmed reports suggest that a half-japanese, half-english woman is making tremendous speed towards the British Library right now, and other reports further suggest this woman's sole interest is this bible.

    Her appearance was given as short, well-built, blue-eyed, long shaggy unkempt black hair, rather mannish-looking squarish glasses, and an ability to manipulate paper in remarkable ways.

    If spotted ring up the Paper Sisters Detective Co.

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  28. Celibacy was not the intent by mangu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you look into 1 Timothy, chapter 3 -

    "2: A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;
    3: Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;
    4: One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity;
    5: (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)"

    you will see that it was not the intention of the church founders that priests should be celibate.

     

    1. Re:Celibacy was not the intent by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, but so what? it's a requirement now.
      Except for the Pope, who doesn't even need to be catholic.

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    2. Re:Celibacy was not the intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look into 1 Timothy, chapter 3 -

      "2: A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, "

      you will see that it was not the intention of the church founders that priests should be celibate.

      And monogamous only if aspiring to be a Bishop.

    3. Re:Celibacy was not the intent by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Yes, but so what? it's a requirement now.

      For the Catholic Church, which is not synonymous with Christianity. In fact, my family is under the impression that Catholics do not consider themselves Christian, but Catholic.

    4. Re:Celibacy was not the intent by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1

      If you look into 1 Timothy, chapter 3 -

      "2: A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;
      3: Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;
      4: One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity;
      5: (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)"

      you will see that it was not the intention of the church founders that priests should be celibate.

      umm... it was also the intention of church founders that all Christians must be circumsized, and follow Jewish law. However, they decided that it was wiser to allow Gentiles to follow their own dietary customs and not to require circumcision. So... why is it ok on one hand that church leaders to make a decision against Jewish custom, and not ok on the other hand that they decided that celibacy be mandatory? It all comes down to the ability of church leaders to follow the promptings of the Holy Spirit in making decisions related to the church, doesn't it?

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  29. Info pulled from CNN article??? by burtosis · · Score: 1
    http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/24/online.bible/

    Unless I am totally high, I remember the CNN article to have wording almost identical to this source when orginally posted:

    http://www.bilalaliproductions.com/religion/oldest-known-bible-goes-online/

    Correct me if I am wrong (or hell this is /. correct me in any case) but I wonder if it hit too close to home to most of thier US audience. It will be nice when people are able to get all of this messy business of imperfect copying and editing proceedures mucking up the details. Not being a scholar, I was a bit suprised to find most (if not all) of the resection references to be missing. But I am sure a small detail like that won't shake anyones faith in what is real...

    1. Re:Info pulled from CNN article??? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Informative

      Missing references? Here's your reference, straight from the Codex Sinaiticus itself.

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  30. It's not just NT Greek by Kupfernigk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You also need to understand the world view of the people who were writing it. Understanding NT Greek is a lot more than just a reading knowledge. It's the "lifetime study" category of things, which is why this document is of very little use to so many people. (And no, I know just enough to have an idea of the sheer amount I don't know.) It's a bit like putting the data from the LHC on line for anybody to look at; very few if any people who don't currently have access will be able to draw any meaningful conclusions from it.

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    1. Re:It's not just NT Greek by d3matt · · Score: 1

      Most evangelicals see their beliefs as meriting a lifetime of study. Definitely those who get paid by the churches to study and teach should be able to at least pick this apart line by line. Having this resource available for free is amazing considering some of the doctrinal study tools out there cost a small fortune.

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  31. No proof needed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...he'd rather just kill you for daring to question his religion.

  32. Mu by BodhiCat · · Score: 1

    mu

  33. Re:Is it copyrighted? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    The apostles didn't live outside of time, and neither did the man they wrote about.

  34. Does it mean there is no original bible extant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A translation can't be trusted, now can it.

  35. Re:Is it copyrighted? by mangu · · Score: 1

    1. Author: God
    2. Lifespan: Eternal

    There is some controversy about that. The copyright on the Bible could expire in a few decades.

  36. The Codex Sinaiticus? by Drone69 · · Score: 1

    I'll wait for the Ron Howard movie, tks.

  37. Re:Inferior by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over...

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  38. Re:Someone uploaded a book!?!? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Is it out of copyright?

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  39. On the Web? I find this surprising by Bemopolis · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would think that the Bono Act would have ensured that this work was still under copyright.

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  40. even more amazing by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Funny

    scholars have discovered that this bible bleeds when it rains

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  41. Serverfehler in der Anwendung /. Der Objektverweis by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

    I dont know exactly what that means, but I think /. just got cussed out in Aramathean, which was translated to German, via .net.

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  42. Inflammatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It is thought to have survived because the desert air was ideal for preservation and because the monastery, on a Christian island in a Muslim sea, remained untouched, its walls unconquered."

    Wow... What about that Muslims in the past were often quite accepting of Christians and Jews -- yes, all 3 of these faiths fought each other too, but many tolerated each other as well...

    1. Re:Inflammatory? by tcoder70 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It survived because : [Source - http://www.cyberistan.org/islamic/charter1.html%5D In 628 C.E. Prophet Muhammad (s) granted a Charter of Privileges to the monks of St. Catherine Monastery in Mt. Sinai. It consisted of several clauses covering all aspects of human rights including such topics as the protection of Christians, freedom of worship and movement, freedom to appoint their own judges and to own and maintain their property, exemption from military service, and the right to protection in war. An English translation of that document is presented below. This is a message from Muhammad ibn Abdullah, as a covenant to those who adopt Christianity, near and far, we are with them. Verily I, the servants, the helpers, and my followers defend them, because Christians are my citizens; and by Allah! I hold out against anything that displeases them. No compulsion is to be on them. Neither are their judges to be removed from their jobs nor their monks from their monasteries. No one is to destroy a house of their religion, to damage it, or to carry anything from it to the Muslims' houses. Should anyone take any of these, he would spoil God's covenant and disobey His Prophet. Verily, they are my allies and have my secure charter against all that they hate. No one is to force them to travel or to oblige them to fight. The Muslims are to fight for them. If a female Christian is married to a Muslim, it is not to take place without her approval. She is not to be prevented from visiting her church to pray. Their churches are to be respected. They are neither to be prevented from repairing them nor the sacredness of their covenants. No one of the nation (Muslims) is to disobey the covenant till the Last Day (end of the world).

  43. king james by He+who+knows · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    My king James version is more accurate

  44. Re:First Post? by Jurily · · Score: 2, Funny

    1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

      2 And the earth was waste and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep: and the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

      3 And God said, "First Post!".

  45. No mention of god's name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has been removed, or else was omitted for reasons I only guess are related to the difficulty with which the divine name is translated. Still, Psalms 83:18, Isiah 12:2, 26:4, and 42:8 are all not available for translation. But 1 Corinthians 8:5, 6 are still available which establishes the words translated as "god" and "lord" as titles, and not names as they are often used in many translations. God's name is Jehovah and his son Jesus Christ is the Lord.

  46. At least I have an excuse for not RTFA! by zojas · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't read either form of archaic Greek, you insensitive clod!

  47. Re:/. is by computechnica · · Score: 1

    So are YOU when it to Zeus, Ra, Mithra, Cuthulu, Ares, Gan, and too many other to list. See the List_of_gods for more silly names.

  48. Proof? by mrbcs · · Score: 1
    1 Thessalonians 5

    12 And we urge you, brethren, to recognize those who labor among you, and are over you in the Lord and admonish you, 13 and to esteem them very highly in love for their work's sake. Be at peace among yourselves. 14 Now we exhort you, brethren, warn those who are unruly, comfort the fainthearted, uphold the weak, be patient with all. 15 See that no one renders evil for evil to anyone, but always pursue what is good both for yourselves and for all. 16 Rejoice always, 17 pray without ceasing, 18 in everything give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you. 19 Do not quench the Spirit. 20 Do not despise prophecies. 21 Test all things; hold fast what is good. 22 Abstain from every form of evil.

    You can't legislate morality... or intelligence.

    Psalm 111:10 (New King James Version)
    10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom; A good understanding have all those who do His commandments. His praise endures forever.

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    1. Re:Proof? by Kismet · · Score: 1

      "You can't legislate morality... "

      What does that mean: "You can't legislate morality?" People say this all the time, and what they seem to mean by it is that government shouldn't coerce behavior from people based on an abstract standard of "right" and "wrong."

      And yet... that's just what "law" is. Someone must interpret what is wrong, make it illegal, and then stand behind it with sufficient authority to discourage people from doing it. Most governments, for instance, insist that it is "wrong" to kill your neighbor or anyone else. They also commonly claim that it is "wrong" to steal and to lie. Now, I consider these to be moral statements because they talk about what is right and wrong, which are abstract ideas that don't have empirical tests. Of course, rules against killing, stealing, and cheating are all quite easily legislated, as I think we might all agree.

      So, I wonder why we say silly things like "you can't legislate morality." Because that is exactly what legislation is, by definition.

    2. Re:Proof? by mrbcs · · Score: 1
      My take on this is that people will be moral by choice... not because of legislation. A conscience will stop you from doing something "wrong", and the fear of repercussions may do the same thing.

      If the law says that prostitutes are illegal, does the mere fact of the law stop you from going to one? Or does your moral conscience?

      Also there are lots of laws that have no moral basis. There's no moral reason for me to wear a seatbelt. My obligation to my family has changed my perception far more than any threat of a $75.00 fine.

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    3. Re:Proof? by justinlee37 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If the law says that prostitutes are illegal, does the mere fact of the law stop you from going to one? Or does your moral conscience?

      How does your moral conscience let you sleep at night, letting all of those poor prostitutes who can't find another form of gainful employment go without any customers and be harassed and jailed by the police? Aren't you contributing to their starvation and poverty by not allowing them to run their business?

      This satire brought to you by the morality-is-relative department.

    4. Re:Proof? by Kismet · · Score: 1

      My take on this is that people will be moral by choice... not because of legislation. A conscience will stop you from doing something "wrong", and the fear of repercussions may do the same thing.

      If the law says that prostitutes are illegal, does the mere fact of the law stop you from going to one? Or does your moral conscience?

      Some people have internal standards, while others might honor the law only for fear of the consequences of breaking it. Only the very desperate will break laws where they think there might be a significant risk of consequence. It is always the case when legislation is enacted, that when it is enforced by that authority which gives it effect, the violation of such is not so common. Law is only as effective as the sovereign; thus, it is not merely the law, but the implied authority that it conveys. It is always the case that there is a man with a gun or a big stick who will coerce compliance from the disobedient, who after all, would be foolish to enter into that "state of war" against a greater power. So we can see that moral action, at least, can indeed be produced by legislation.

      Also there are lots of laws that have no moral basis. There's no moral reason for me to wear a seatbelt. My obligation to my family has changed my perception far more than any threat of a $75.00 fine.

      Wherever there is human action, there is a moral dimension. It would be imprudent and irresponsible of you not to wear a seat belt. Imprudence and irresponsibility are forms of immorality, thus even the seat belt law has a moral aspect.

  49. But wait, another version? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    But i thought god's laws were absolute and not subject to interpretation.. huh, go figure.

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    1. Re:But wait, another version? by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      You're confusing translation with interpretation.

    2. Re:But wait, another version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing translation with interpretation.

      You've never translated anything, have you?

  50. A little confused on this one. by WheelDweller · · Score: 0

    The BBC is the last group of people I'd imagine would help such a cause. Let's not forget:
    - "The GENIUS of Charles Darwin"
    - "The God Who wasn't There"
    - "The Secret Diary of a Call Girl" with everyone's favorite Dr Who girl, giving a blow-job on national TV.

    These people have no visible motive for setting the records straight.

    Then top it off with the neo-pagan-antichrist on this forum and....why?

    Seriously: want to get modded down? Mention Christ. I do, it is. Whatever happened to that "Enlightened" and "Inclusive" culture we were promised with the liberals? They won't open the book- they feel uncomfortable with one in the ROOM!

    Why does the BBC post it, and why would anyone thing Slashdot would care?

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  51. No Flashes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Museum Guide: "You are to turn off flashes on all cameras, video cameras, cell phones and any other electronics or you will be asked to turn it off and put it away"
    Museum Guide: "once again no flashes, what did I say"
    Crowd: "no flashes"
    *flash goes off*
    Museum Guide: Now I'm gonna have to ask you to turn it off and put it away; folks please once again, no flashes(for the 200th time that day (200x365=73,000 a year)

  52. resurrection by hedrick · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately the article is confusing. It says that the account of the resurrection is missing from Mark. First, this manuscript isn't news. Recent translations either omit the missing section of Mark or flag it in some way. More seriously, what is missing is Jesus' appearances to some people after the resurrection. The resurrection itself is there.

    1. Re:resurrection by Amiralul · · Score: 1

      Well, if Jesus' appearances to some people after the resurrection is missing, this could mean his body was stolen, you cannot postulate that he was resurrected. Only his presence, after death, means resurrection. No body, no resurrection for me, according to Occam's razor, in that case, his body was stolen.

    2. Re:resurrection by hedrick · · Score: 1

      The text as it exists has not just an empty tomb, but an angel that says Jesus has risen, and tells the disciples to return to Galilee, where Jesus will meet them.

      This isn't the place to argue whether the account is true. The question here is whether there is an account of the resurrection. It seems really unlikely that the author would put such a statement in unless he also knew (and expected his readers to know) stories about Jesus' appearances in Galilee.

      The text is intended as a description of a resurrection. It's your right to believe that it didn't happen that way, but not to say that it just describes a mysterious disappearance of Jesus' body.

    3. Re:resurrection by Amiralul · · Score: 1

      I wasn't refereeing to the text, I was refereeing solely to you affirmation :)

  53. Why always the religious texts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does it seem that the old books chosen to be scanned are bibles? I mean fine, if yet another version of the same story floats your boat it's fun, but if I might put in a request from the rest of us: next time you want to scan an old book, choose something interesting: philosophy, early mathematics, alchemy, libels, botany... whatever, but please introduce some variety and *fun* into it.

  54. Oldest Christian Bible != Oldest Bible! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are a number of copies of the Bible from centuries before this (the ones found in the Dead Seas Scrolls being the most famous). This is simply the oldest Christian Bible. To word the headline as to imply that the oldest Christian Bible is necessarily the oldest Bible is downright offensive in its Christian myopia.

  55. Heh heh heh. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    That's what they want you to think. You have access to the bits they allow you to s'~[]##' no carrier

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  56. Christianity is just a superstition, get over it. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Holy Ghost? Ohh I'm soooooo scared!

    ..Yet why would many of the followers of Christ before that time go to their deaths believing it if it were a lie?

    People believe lies all the time ... just look at Hitler in the last century, Reaganomics and "trickle down", Bush and his "mission accomplished" and "Iraq has WMDs", Obama re-implementing Raeganomic "trickle down" policy via bail-outs, ANYTHING coming out of Sarah Palin's mouth, OJ's innocence, MJ's innocence, "housing prices never go down", "Yes, I'll still love you in the morning and no, I won't come in your mouth, and the check is in the mail" ...

    Paul did what he did because he wanted power and influence - better a big fish in a small pond - same as what motivates most religious leaders today ...

  57. Codex Sinaiticus is a Gnostic corruption by qazxsw · · Score: 1

    Codex Sinaiticus is a Gnostic corruption of the original text. It includes Gnostic books such as The Shepard of Hermas and Barnabas. There are *thousands* of differences in the text of this book and the Majority Text (Textus Receptus). The Majority Text is the text which virtually all copies of the Greek text outside of Alexandria share. There are thousands of copies of the Majority Text in part or whole. The Alexandrian manuscripts which are largely responsible for our modern translations (post KJV) are primarily Codex Sinaiticus and Vaticanus. These two copies are both from Alexandria (a big Gnosic area). These 2 texts do not agree well with each other, nor other copies of the text.

    Codex Sinaiticus survived to such a great age because it was discarded in a trashcan. Valued texts were worn out (copying by hand made good texts too valuable to discard). These texts became popular in the modern era in the 1800s when Wescott and Hort used these to create a *new* Greek manuscript by combining Codex Sinaiticus, Vaticanus, and Textus Receptus. Wescott and Hort weren't exactly upstanding Christians to look to for spiritual advice. They founded the Ghostly Guild, an occult society with a very elite pagan membership.

    1. Re:Codex Sinaiticus is a Gnostic corruption by hey! · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting analysis, but it leaves out one important fact. Practically every Bible from the time of the Codex Sinaiticus and earlier would be "corrupt" by your standard.

      Until Christianity became an imperial religion, the need for a "canonical Bible" was not at all clear. People got on with the teachings they'd received by whoever brought Christianity to their locality. The idea of an exclusive "canon" was actually a gnostic innovation -- some of them wanted to throw out any references to a good Old Testament God, for example. It's no accident that the canon (more or less as we know it) was finalized shortly after Christianity became the official religion.

      That's why we have four Gospels. That was the smallest number that they could be reduced to without having large parts of the Church break off.

      The idea that the Codex was junk that was thrown in the trash is utter nonsense. As a physical artifact, it would have been very, very valuable. At the very least it'd be recycled into a palimpsest. If it were considered heretical, it would have been destroyed, not set aside.

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    2. Re:Codex Sinaiticus is a Gnostic corruption by qazxsw · · Score: 1

      It's not accurate to say that "practically every Bible from the time of the Codex Sinaiticus and earlier would be "corrupt" by your standard". The Majority Text is what virtually all New Testament books were going back to the autographs (originals). Everywhere outside Egypt, Christians did a generally excellent job copying books of the NT just as Jews did copying the OT.

      Regarding the fight over what texts were to be included in the Canon, this was largely a fight between Gnostics and everyone else. You had the text we see today, the Apocrypha (interesting historical texts which don't have complete compatibility with known canonical texts, and texts which were clearly Gnostic. The idea of throwing out the God of the OT is a Gnostic one. The NT texts clearly show Jesus saying that He was here to fulfill the OT law. The OT is quoted in several books of the NT.

      Regarding the trashcan assertion made by many, it's not as unreasonable as you may think. While recycling it into a new book may seem pragmatic, it wasn't that simple. Even this corrupt manuscript contained many uncorrupted words of God. Many scribes would not have felt it appropriate to destroy a book containing the words of God. Look at the Jews today in Israel who bury old texts in caves because they don't feel it's ok to destroy them.

  58. Re:First Post? by jeffliott · · Score: 1

    Sadly, at this point, he failed to create anything with ears to hear, making his announcement just as silly and useless as it is now, 6000 years later.

  59. The problem with your reply by br00tus · · Score: 1
    The original message says the bible has major discrepancies and is fallible. You say you think for the work of copying done, the errors that creep in are not a big deal and that the PARENT is making too much of the bible's fallibility and errors.

    The problem is, polls in the USA show a very large percentage of people believe every word in the bible is literally true. So if there are different versions of the bible, this causes problems. The original bible texts probably said "It is easier to get a rope through the eye of the needle than for a rich man to attain salvation". In the modern bible, the word rope has been changed to camel - which makes absolutely no sense, yet is still widely quoted. Small religious phrases have contributed to major rifts and even wars between Christians ("and the son..."). YES, to any sensible person these minor discrepancies mean little, but when you act like a Christian and throw all logic and reason out the door and start dealing with faith, divine authority and divine revelation, then these little phrases mean a lot. The parent is dealing with Christians on there own terms, and you seem not to understand this and are blaming the quite reasonable parent poster for the insanity of Christians.

  60. Matthew contains full account and no omission by pikine · · Score: 1

    Read Matthew chapter 27 and 28 from Codex Sinaiticus. These two chapters describe the account of Jesus' death and resurrection, and there is no omission from the Codex. Amen.

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  61. Re:First Post? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    The announcement came out sounding much like "Let there be light.". Hence the Big Bang ;).

  62. Indeed.. you DO seem confused by N+Monkey · · Score: 1

    The BBC is the last group of people I'd imagine would help such a cause. Let's not forget:

    What are you talking about? The BBC is merely reporting some news. What is your problem with that? Are you confusing the British Library with the BBC?

    - "The GENIUS of Charles Darwin"
    - "The God Who wasn't There"
    - "The Secret Diary of a Call Girl" with everyone's favorite Dr Who girl, giving a blow-job on national TV.

    Errr... unless I'm very much mistaken, "The Secret Diary of a Call Girl" was an ITV program, not from the BBC... not that it matters. FWIW, I only saw one episode, but it seemed ok to me.

  63. What would Paul think of that? by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    > They should call it Paulism instead of Christianity.

    I don't think Paul would like that, if you read what I've excerpted from the First Epistle of Paul the Apostle to the Corinthians, Chapter 1:

    11 For it has been declared to me concerning you, my bretheren, by those of Chloe's household, that there are contentions among you.
    12 Now I say this, that each of you says, "I am of Paul," or "I am of Apollos," or "I am of Cephas," or "I am of Christ."
    13 Is Christ divided? Was Paul crucified for you? Or were you baptised in the name of Paul?
    14 I thank God that I baptized none of you except Crispus and Gaius,
    15 Lest anyone should say that I had baptized in my own name.
    16 Yes, I also baptized the household of Stephanas. Besides, I do not know whether I baptized any other.

    In case you're wondering, as best we know, Paul was beheaded with a sword.

    Speaking of which, this wasn't actually written by me. I'm actually an impostor with the same name publishing a pseudepigraph. Obviously, I've never used the word sesquicentennial on Slashdot before, let alone vestigial or varmint, so the word frequency and vocabulary is all wrong, as astute scholars may eventually realize some thousands of years from now. Hopefully, this post will prove to be pivotal when they debate whether Slashdot should have been called Cowboy Neildot given that CmdrTaco was actually a minor figure in the whole rise of the Cult of Slashdot in Ancient America.

  64. Christianity is a bad joke. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Ah, but now atheism is the fastest-growing belief, even in the U.S. of A. Look at the nut cases religion attracts - people like Sarah Palin, with her near-hysterical wide-eyed ignorance-is-bliss positions on all things.

    If their god is so powerful, and prayer works, let them waste their breath praying me to death. At least it will keep some of those knuckle-draggers off the stree... NO_CARRIER.

    Jesus - "I will survive".

  65. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please.

  66. Childlike logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're using rather child-like logic there. "If X people DIED for what they believed, then OMG it must ALL be truth!"

    By that logic, then every suicide bomber (of ANY religion) is proof their religion is true, and Charles Manson is a deity as well.

  67. Only idiots rely on the KJV by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Nice how you still avoid the whole issue of Palin allowing an unwed daughter to fornicate in her home. Whatever happened to the admonishon to avoid even the appearance of evil? Doesn't apply to republicans with feet of clay? THAT is why we think fundies are stupid - they can't even see their own hypocrisy.

    BTW - The King James Version is one of the least credible versions of the bible - it traces its' lineage through what are known as the Byzantine family of texts, which only go back to the 9th century.

    You'd at least want something from the Alexandrian or Cesarean lineages, which go back much further - but of course they weren't rediscovered until well after the fools who place so much import on "Thee and Thou" vs. "You", failing to realize that it's no more significant than "vous" vs. "tu" en francais. Or going on about how some parts were written in all-caps, not realizing that lowercase didn't even exist at the time, and that it was all caps.

    Then again, anyone who couldn't parse out the NT from the greek would just shut their pie-hole, since they'd get a fail anyway.

    Unlike the bible, science allows us to construct a theory then test it by direct observation. We have a theory of evolution, it allows us to make predictions. Those predictions have been validated, so we have reason to believe in the theory of evolution. What predictions have people been able to make based on the bible have come true? None. The end of the world was supposed to happen in the first century AD. Then the 900s. Then in 2000. (and a whole bunch of intervening times). Those "end times" sure have stretched out a lot ...

    Then again, what do you expect from a book that commands genocide, murder, slavery, rape, human sacrifice, and the worship of the "god" who commands all that. The bible is hate literature. Sane societies teach it as something to condemn, not worship. Within 100 years, it, and christianity in general, will be just a minor cult followed by the most impoverished, backwards societies.

    1. Re:Only idiots rely on the KJV by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Nice how you still avoid the whole issue of Palin allowing an unwed daughter to fornicate in her home. Whatever happened to the admonishon to avoid even the appearance of evil? Doesn't apply to republicans with feet of clay? THAT is why we think fundies are stupid - they can't even see their own hypocrisy.

      I didn't avoid the issue of palin and her daughter, her daughter was a grown girl at the time. I just don't think it was an issue at all. I'm sorry that you do.

      As far as admonishing the appearance of evil, that seems to be done more by you liberals then anyone else. Just look at the democrat party, Barney frank ran a gay prostitution ring with under aged boys out of his own house... Opps, I guess he had no knowledge of it while his live in lover was running it and he was just living there. You or your side runs to his defense (and yes, pandering under aged prostitution is just wrong), yet you drive Senator Craig out of office for a few gestures in a bathroom that people want to claim was a proposition for gay sex. Never mind that asking someone for sex is not illegal and no claims to money or anything was made or that Then with this Palin incidence, your side believes it should be normal and that teens as your as 13 should be able to get pregnant and kill the baby off but when a 17 year old got pregnant, it's the worse thing ever. Hell, your still carrying on about it while your side is giving abortions you girls 5 years younger.

      BTW - The King James Version is one of the least credible versions of the bible - it traces its' lineage through what are known as the Byzantine family of texts, which only go back to the 9th century.

      That's ok, it's the most popular version in use today and bible scholars who don't get the context of passages wrong, don't seem to have a problem with it. BTW, the verses I quotes, I looked them up in every english version of the bible and while insignificantly different, the substance and context had not changed.

      You'd at least want something from the Alexandrian or Cesarean lineages, which go back much further - but of course they weren't rediscovered until well after the fools who place so much import on "Thee and Thou" vs. "You", failing to realize that it's no more significant than "vous" vs. "tu" en francais. Or going on about how some parts were written in all-caps, not realizing that lowercase didn't even exist at the time, and that it was all caps.

      You do know that the bible was translated and compiled in the King James version in the language that was spoken at the time. Your excitement about the thee and thou is a little pedantic on the times it was translated and compiled not the words itself.

      Then again, anyone who couldn't parse out the NT from the greek would just shut their pie-hole, since they'd get a fail anyway.

      You think? You have been wrong on it so far. But I guess I could refer you to the Dr. Strong's concordance which very much did that.

      Unlike the bible, science allows us to construct a theory then test it by direct observation. We have a theory of evolution, it allows us to make predictions. Those predictions have been validated, so we have reason to believe in the theory of evolution.

      Lol.. No they have not been validated. Some of them have but not the ones showing speciation. TYhe theory of evolution needs to be divided into two piles, micro and macro evolution. You are hiding behind the idea the lots of micro evolution equals a major macro evolution. And in doing so, you are using the exact same faith and logic the greeks did when the sun was a god riding a chariot across the sky. I have no idea why you are fine with that but think it's the worst think possible when someone else uses the logic.

      Now come on and stomp your feet about how macro and micro evolution doesn't