User: slashpot

RIP childhood dreams

On: Space Shuttle Atlantis Launches On Final Flight

And so it ends.

Australian firm patent in my pants

On: Australian Firm Targets Apple and Google Cloud Music Services

There's at least 1 Australian firm patent in my pants!

I have the plagerized end game...

On: World's Best Chess Engine Outlawed and Disqualified

...in my pants.

Groupon Deal of the Day in my pants!

On: Groupon Deal of the Day: 300,000 Customer Accounts

I have Groupon's best ever Deal of the Day - in my pants!

Ozma in my pants

On: Announcing Ozma: Extending Scala With Oz Concurrency

I have Ozma extending scala in my pants.

Post-Basic World in my pants

On: Learning Programming In a Post-BASIC World

I have a Post-Basic World in my pants.

Cogent is coming...

On: Vint Cerf Says Fix the Net With More Pipe

We get 100Mb fiber pipe in our building at work from Cogent for about $250/month. They offer gig pipes cheap too. Colo'ing servers with them is the only way I'd consider traditional colo setups now...

When Cogent grows past enabling large office buildings to enabling fiber to neighborhoods - I'll move wherever they have service. I've even considered moving to an apartment building across the street from my employer's building and rigging up my own wifi so I can surf on our Cogent pipe.

There is nothing better than a cheap, unmetered, fat pipe.

Internet Interaction in my pants

On: Graphing Internet Interaction To Spot Spammers

I'm having an Internet Interaction in my pants.

Onion Pulitzer in my pants

On: Give The Onion a Pulitzer Campaign Gaining Steam

I have an Onion Pulitzer in my pants.

patent violation

On: Bittorrent and uTorrent Sued For Patent Violations

I have a patent violation in my pants.

weaponized powerwheel toys in my pants

On: Libyan Rebels Weaponize Power Wheels Toys

I have weaponized powerwheel toys in my pants.

malaysian facebook page in my pants

On: Malaysian Gov't Spends $600,000 On 6 Facebook Pages

Its true - I too have a malaysian facebook page in my pants.

studying th e impact in my pants

On: Studying the Impact of Lost Shipping Containers

I'm studying the impact in my pants.

biological lasers in my pants

On: Biological Lasers

I have biological lasers in my pants.

underwater spider in my pants

On: Underwater Spider Spins Itself an Aqualung

I have an underwater spider in my pants.

lightsaber in my pants

On: The Science of Lightsabers

I have a lightsaber in my pants.

software patents in my pants

On: Ask Slashdot: Reducing Software Patent Life-Spans?

I have software patents in my pants.

sun causes huge explosion in my pants

On: Massive Explosion On the Sun

That video of the sun caused a huge explosion in my pants.

FCC Complaint in my pants

On: Advocacy Group Files FCC Complaint Over Verizon Tethering Ban

I have an FCC Complaint in my pants.

Zuckerberg in my pants

On: How To Write Like Mark Zuckerberg

I have Zuckerberg in my pants.

IPv6-only hosting in my pants

On: IPv6-only Hosting Won't Make Sense For Years

I have IPv6-only hosting in my pants.

solar patent in my pants

On: Google Files First Solar Patent, Builds R&D Team

I have Google's solar patent in my pants.

Javascript in my pants

On: Book Review -- JavaScript: the Definitive Guide, 6th Edition

I have Javascript in my pants.

DC reboots in my pants

On: DC Reboots Universe

I have DC reboots in my pants.

CERT-RMM in my pants

On: Book Review: CERT Resilience Management Model (RMM)

I have CERT-RMM in my pants.