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  1. Fukushima in my pants on Senior Citizens Lining Up to Tackle Fukushima · · Score: -1

    I have Fukushima in my pants.

  2. world's largest amateur rocket in my pants on World's Largest Amateur Rocket Prepares For Second Attempt · · Score: -1

    I have the world's largest amateur rocket in my pants.

  3. missing mass in my pants on Student Finds Universe's Missing Mass · · Score: -1

    I have a missing mass in my pants.

  4. Fukushima in my pants on Fukushima To Become Nuclear Dump? · · Score: -1

    I have Fukushima in my pants.

  5. happy towel in my pants on Happy Towel Day! · · Score: -1

    I have a happy towel in my pants.

  6. t-mobile in my pants on T-Mobile Joins the Capped Data Bandwagon · · Score: -1

    I have t-mobile in my pants.

  7. Fedora in my pants on Fedora 15 Released · · Score: -1

    I have Fedora in my pants.

  8. pants post! on PLA Develops First Person Shooter With US Troops as Targets · · Score: -1

    I have first posts in my pants.

  9. mac sales surging in my pants on Corporate Mac Sales Surge 66% · · Score: 0

    I have mac sales surging in my pants.

  10. google's jet in my pants on Google Founders' Jets Caught On WSJ's Radar · · Score: -1

    I have google's jet in my pants.

  11. Chrome in my pants on Google Is Serious, Chrome 13 Hides URL Bar · · Score: -1

    I got Chrome in my pants.

  12. RIAA in my pants on RIAA-Backed Warrantless Search Bill In California · · Score: -1

    I got RIAA in my pants.

  13. robots in my pants on Robots Successfully Invent Their Own Language · · Score: -1

    I have robots in my pants.

  14. smallpox in my pants on US Preserves Smallpox For Defense · · Score: -1

    I have smallpox in my pants.

  15. That sucks on PROTECT IP Act Follows In COICA's Footsteps · · Score: -1

    Seriously - that sucks.

  16. Re:Google got raided. on Google's South Korean Offices Raided · · Score: -1

    your momma

  17. Google got raided. on Google's South Korean Offices Raided · · Score: -1

    "Google got raided." -Beavis
    "ug ug - yeah - RAIDED!" -Butthead

  18. Great timing - just upgraded and hate it. on Ubuntu Unity: The Great Divider · · Score: -1

    Huge ubuntu fan - no more. Took me 6hrs to get my workstation back to sane/stable after 11.04 upgrade. Unity kept disappearing leaving me with a desktop and no way to launch anything. Finally got my login changed to where I can pick the session type - and set it at "Ubuntu Classic" to get back to the gnome2 setup I love so much - and don't like having major clusterfsck changes like forced on me - period.

    This is the first time in many years of using Ubuntu (so stuff just works, so I can spend my time admin'ing servers) - where Ubuntu really, really dropped the ball.

    Ubuntu + Unity = Fail

  19. When I registered my username on ERP Vendors Get Into Medical Marijuana Business · · Score: -1

    I never in a million years thought I'd see a story like this posted on /. Cool lol.

  20. Use muliple regions with dnshat.com DNS failover on Major Outage At the Amazon Web Services · · Score: -1

    Revenue generating sites on EC2 should at least use multiple regions - and dns failover between them - to avoid this kind of problems. DNS failover works extremely well - and kept my sites on ec2 through this. Its also very cheap if you use dns failover from dnshat ( http://www.dnshat.com ) which only costs $19.95/month unlimited.

  21. having no knowledge from not working there........ on Relentless Web Attack Hard To Kill · · Score: -1

    "researchers at SecureWorks have infiltrated the Chinese underground"

    *sigh* God. Damn. That's the funniest thing I've ever read on slashdot.

  22. 438 on Google Caught On Private Property · · Score: -1

    High, I'm slashpot.

  23. Re:MySQL forgot the important part of the equation on Can Sun Make MySQL Pay? · · Score: 0

    Because MySQL works great for small to medium businesses... you can even grow to fairly decent size with MySQL's cripped master/master multi-slave abilities.... and then when all of your companies architecture is built around the brain dead way you have to scale the MySQL backend - and you start hitting bottleneck's that even massive EMC san storage can't fix - well - then some suit thinks its a good idea to switch to the Enterprise version to get the support you "need"... and after you pay for it the consultants will tell you your screwed you have to change your architecture - but can't tell you how so it will scale any larger than what you've already got - and then they'll hide behind MySQL's immaturity and avoid an direct statements to reinforce what your sys admins have been screaming for years - go Oracle or DB2 - but oops - too late ... and then you have disastrous fallout that kills the small to medium business that saved a few bucks back in the day but starting on MySQL.

    But screw it - MySQL got there money in the process.

  24. Re:Java on Can Sun Make MySQL Pay? · · Score: 0, Funny

    Integrate java into MySQL?

    Oh god. Someone shoot me.

  25. oh noes the sky is falling on Linux Patent Infringement Lawsuit Filed Against Red Hat/Novell · · Score: -1

    Quick - Switch all your servers to FreeBSD/OpenBSD!!!!!