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  1. Report to Number 1 on 40 Years Ago, the US Lost a Nuclear Bomb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Operation Thunderball is a success.

  2. Re:Gamers should Boycott All DRM'ers on Two New Class-Action Suits Against EA Over DRM · · Score: 1

    One: All the good games have already been invented

    Everything that can be invented has been invented.
    Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. patent office, 1899

    I'm not defending EA but that statement is 87 kinds of stupid.

  3. Re:do you have a better alternative? on Obama Launches Change.gov · · Score: 1

    So your suggestion to fight these "antogonitic ideologies" is to force people to "volunteer"?

  4. Re:Yeah on FCC Unanimously Approves White Space Wi-Fi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, but what do you expect us lazy/stupid/uncaring people to do?

    Keep breeding more little monsters.

  5. Re:I'd rather see someone involved in Free Softwar on Bill Joy For New National CTO Post? · · Score: 4, Funny

    We need someone with real vision.

    I nominate Ray Kurzweil.

  6. Re:John Galt on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    Once we all belong to each other individualism will be outlawed.

    Personally I'll be taking the Ragnar Danskjold path.

  7. Re:Let's do some REAL science. on How Vampire Bats Evolved To Live On Blood Alone · · Score: 1

    Carved stone tablets?

    Should I just get off your lawn now?

  8. Re:My favorite... the knife in the KGB woman's sho on James Bond Gadgets · · Score: 1

    The blades were poisoned. All she had to do was knick Bond and "that's all folks".

    In the novel though its poisoned knitting needles.

  9. Re:Interesting repercussions on Black Holes May Not Grow Beyond Certain Limit · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have enough trouble with "dry counties"; the thought of a dry galaxy makes we want to weep.

  10. Re:Like something out of Robinson's work on Geoengineering To Cool the Earth Becoming Thinkable · · Score: 3, Funny

    I propose a Slashdot essay contest. Eleven words or less; the winner recieves a lifetime supply of soap.

  11. Re:Minor correction... on Microsoft Calls Today Global Anti-Piracy Day · · Score: 2

    Its the Banker's fault you didn't read the terms of your loan? Its the Banker's fault you didn't hire a lawyer to help you understand the terms of the loan? Its the Banker's fault you're still spending money on luxuries like bars, liquor stores and restraunts? Its the Banker;s fault you didn't budget properly when paying off your debts?

    You aren't a victim; you're a symptom of what's wrong with humanity.

  12. Already there on Linux As a Model For a New Government? · · Score: 2, Funny

    The wealthy bankers already buy and sell our elected representatives; why would they want to make it official?

  13. Re:Good luck with that on EFF Sues To Overturn Telecom Immunity · · Score: 1

    If nominated I will not run. If elected I will not serve. If the stars are right...well, you know the rest.

  14. Re:Interesting on Aquaduct Bike Purifies Water As You Pedal · · Score: 1

    With a properly fitted stillsuit, of Fremen make, a man will only lose a thimble of water a day.

  15. Re:How convenient! on Geneticist Claims Human Evolution Is Over · · Score: 1

    So you're saying Scottish girls are easy...how much is a plane ticket?

  16. Re:BUSINESS - JESUS = CORRUPTION AND THEFT on Michael Robertson Sued Over Missing Linspire Cash · · Score: 2, Funny

    A +++

    Would subscribe to your newsletter.

  17. Re:Can't listen, Flash only I didn't listen to it, on Sound Bites of the 1908 Presidential Candidates · · Score: 1

    Hey! I see what you did there!

    Being right won't earn you any karma.

  18. Re:That's ok on IOC Trademarks Part of Canadian National Anthem · · Score: 1

    Benedict Arnold was involved with it, and as you may know he later betrayed us in a treasonous fashion

    Is there an honorable way to betray someone?

  19. Re:He doesn't know when to quit... on Jack Thompson Disbarred · · Score: 1

    More accurately a potential client.

    That poor guy would be better off acting as his own council.

  20. Re:Underground Storage of Gas is Common! on Germany Fired Up Over Clean Coal · · Score: 1

    Wave power? In 50 billion years we'll have spun off the Moon and then where we will get tidal wave power.

    Think more long term.

  21. Re:THIS JUST IN! EFF WINS! AWARDED . . . on EFF Sues NSA, President Bush, and VP Cheney · · Score: 1

    Way to fail at the Stock Market.

    AIG

    5% of 2.69 billion shares times today's low of 2.10 per share is $5.36 x 10^9.

    I'm sure the EFF couldn't think of something to do with that much cash. Maybe crush their enemies, see them driven before them, hear the lamentation of their women?

  22. Re:Just what we need... on Berners-Lee Wants Truth Ratings For Websites · · Score: 1

    A is A.

    My tautology is much simpler than yours and it's Ayn Rand approved!

  23. Re:This will never work on Berners-Lee Wants Truth Ratings For Websites · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, those are statistics...its different.

    Sorry Mr. Twain.

  24. Re:Just what we need... on Berners-Lee Wants Truth Ratings For Websites · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "What is Truth?" Asked Pontius Pilate as he washed his hands...

  25. Re:Innovation on McCain Answers Science Policy Questionnaire · · Score: 1

    It's well known and easy to prove

    I shouldn't have to say this...but cite your sources please.