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Jack Thompson Disbarred

Sockatume writes "The Florida Supreme Court has approved Judge Dava Tunis' recommendations for the permanent disbarment of John B. "Jack" Thompson, with no leave to reapply and $43,675.35 in disciplinary costs. The ruling is a step up from the enhanced disbarment that had been suggested by the prosecution, which would have forbidden him from reapplying for ten years. Thompson has 30 days to appeal the ruling before the disbarment is permanent. Thompson responds to the ruling."

522 comments

  1. Hallelujah! by tergvelo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's about damn time this poor excuse for a human being was disbarred.
    Maybe now we won't have to hear about him all the damn time.
    ~t

    1. Re:Hallelujah! by Kemanorel · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Tagged this one: YAY!

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    2. Re:Hallelujah! by uberjack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's about damn time this poor excuse for a human being was disbarred. Maybe now we won't have to hear about him all the damn time. ~t

      Fat chance. Now he'll have his own talk show on Fox

    3. Re:Hallelujah! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I hope he gets the help he needs. I think its getting obvious that his mental condition is far from normal and his obsession with finding wrongs in videogames has ruined his life.

    4. Re:Hallelujah! by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      Maybe now we won't have to hear about him all the damn time.

      Don't worry, just cause he's disbarred doesn't mean he can't annoy and corrupt people on TV.

    5. Re:Hallelujah! by electrictroy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Okay:

      I'm no fan of this guy, but what exactly did he do that was worthy of debarment? I'm not aware of any illegal activities?

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    6. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this moded insightful?!

    7. Re:Hallelujah! by Hairy+Heron · · Score: 5, Informative

      Conduct unbecoming a member of the Bar.

    8. Re:Hallelujah! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe now we won't have to hear about him all the damn time.

      ~t

      Not even close.

      Jack is going to call out against video games until he dies or retires. He enjoys the attention and the money.

      He's now completely free to so whatever he wants and say whatever he wants and act in any manner he pleases - he has no professional association to give him any oversight.

      We haven't seen the last of him, not by a long shot.

      Even if we had seen the last of him, that would be a bad thing. He's a raving loon, and if he represents those who are against violent games, that's good for those of us who are 30+ years old, have jobs, mortgages, kids, spouses, and the entire GTA series.

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    9. Re:Hallelujah! by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 5, Informative

      You mean aside from recklessly ignoring court orders and abuse of his position as a lawyer? Perhaps you should read up on his activities.

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    10. Re:Hallelujah! by shaitand · · Score: 1

      because there is no 'sad but true' moderation.

    11. Re:Hallelujah! by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As long as he can't harass people with lawsuits, that crazy fuck can SAY whatever he likes.

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    12. Re:Hallelujah! by NotPeteMcCabe · · Score: 4, Funny

      I knew videogames would ruin your life!

    13. Re:Hallelujah! by Hyppy · · Score: 4, Informative

      In many places, it's illegal to continuously file frivolous lawsuits.

    14. Re:Hallelujah! by Speare · · Score: 4, Informative

      Jack is going to call out against video games until he dies or retires.

      Um, hope nobody has to explain to you that being disbarred IS a retirement. He's retired. He cannot practice his profession legally. He may start a new career as a news commentator (Nancy Grace already filled CNN's quota for shrill moralistic harpies but there's always CBS or NBC or something). That's a separate career if it ever materializes, so as of now, he IS retired.

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    15. Re:Hallelujah! by Khyber · · Score: 1

      And every other game company will sue his ass for any libel or slander he happens to spew, so even better!

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    16. Re:Hallelujah! by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not aware of any illegal activities

      IANAL, but I've worked with them for years now as a paramalegal. There are ethical rules that attorneys need to follow (some of which we follow, too). AFAIK, Thompson was acting contrary to many of those standards which are part of staying with the bar, hence his disbarment.

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    17. Re:Hallelujah! by mr_mischief · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How about his filings disrespectful to the courts for starters? Perhaps submitting gay porn as court documents so they're part of the public record strikes you as a better reason? How about "making false and disparaging statements" about judges and other attorneys?

      The claims are that he repeatedly makes false and inflammatory claims about others in and out of court, disrespects the officers of the court, and refuses to follow the rules of the court or to act with decorum in the courtroom. I'd say those are sufficient grounds. The Florida Bar Association and the courts appear to think so, and they consider the complaints against him legitimate enough to act. IANAL, but I know they need to abide by some rules and that they should know those rules better than the rest of us.

    18. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's now completely free to so whatever he wants and say whatever he wants and act in any manner he pleases - he has no professional association to give him any oversight.

      This is a man who put gay porn in a filing to the Supreme Court of Florida. I doubt he ever gave a fuck about oversight.

    19. Re:Hallelujah! by COMON$ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Precisely it is guys like this that keep people laughing at Christianity, they use and abuse the people to make a buck. What is to say he just wont go pass the Bar in another state like Utah....

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    20. Re:Hallelujah! by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did he deserve to be disbarred? Perhaps. But there is such a thing as going too far. I mean, I really don't think it was appropriate when the judge ordered Mr. Thompson to lie down on the floor, and then repeatedly squatted over his head while yelling "PWNED!!!! PWNED!!!"

    21. Re:Hallelujah! by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thompson's response was directly aimed at casting himself as a defender of all things Christian who is being ostracized for his beliefs. He's actually a dumb poopy-head, as my nephew says, but the folks at Fox News would be glad to have someone who has fought against the streak of anti-Christianity sweeping the country (I know, I know).

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    22. Re:Hallelujah! by POTSandPANS · · Score: 1

      I agree, but with Jack Thompson gone, who is going to promote these video games? I don't really keep up with the latest games, but anytime something good was about to be realeased, I'd hear about it because of JT.

    23. Re:Hallelujah! by LithiumX · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Fat chance. Now he'll have his own talk show on Fox

      The man doesn't appear to be entirely sane. It's near-impossible to tell if his ravings are the product of delusions - or just attempts to apply ANY potential perversion of logic to avoid the crop he's sown.

      With the lunatic rambling this guy uses to defend his arguments, and all of his abuse of supposition in lieu of actual logic, I'm pretty sure no network would dream of giving him his own show.


      Wait... did you say Fox?
      Forget everything I just said then...

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    24. Re:Hallelujah! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay, yes, he's been forcibly retired from being a lawyer.

      There's no "Crazy Fucker" Association that can do the same thing and prevent him from getting in front of a camera.

      He fucking loves being in front of a camera and hearing himself talk.

      I guarantee that he'll be all over the news for the next school shooting.

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    25. Re:Hallelujah! by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Maybe now we won't have to hear about him all the damn time.

      Sadly, no. According the last link in the summary, he has filed a federal suit against the Florida Bar, the Florida Supreme Court, and all seven of its justices. He won't shut up until he keels over from a heart attack while masturbating to the gay porn he submitted to a judge.

    26. Re:Hallelujah! by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1, Funny

      IANAL, but I've worked with them for years now as a paramalegal.

      mmm chew-gooey caramel...

      wait, what?

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    27. Re:Hallelujah! by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You watch Fox?

    28. Re:Hallelujah! by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He can say whatever he likes as a private citizen and people are free to ignore, support, or oppose him as they please, but his career as a litigant against the video game industry is likely to be limited in any case by the vexatious litigant laws and politically video games are a minor issue at best (i.e. they come up from time to time in the context of highly visible crimes, especially shooting spree crimes, but otherwise most people couldn't give two shits because they are too busy trying to save their mortgage and keep their jobs). We may not have heard the last of him on the Internet, but I suspect that his career as a semi-serious public figure is probably over and I say good riddance.

    29. Re:Hallelujah! by KillerBob · · Score: 5, Informative

      Read the Kotaku link on it... as of this writing, it's still up, while the other one is slashdotted...

      http://kotaku.com/5054772/jack-thompson-disbarred

      The document they posted is quite brief, but for those who don't feel like reading the whole thing, the paragraph that answers your question is paragraph 4:

      Among the extensive findings of fact presented in the report, the Court takes particular note of the following which occurred during the three-year period at issue in five counts in these cases: (1) respondent made false statements of material fact to courts and repeatedly violated a court order; (2) respondent communicated the subject of representation directly with clients of opposing counsel; (3) respondent engaged in prohibited ex parte communications; (4) respondent publicized and sent hundreds of pages of vitriolic and disparaging missives, letters, faxes, and press releases, to the affected individuals; (5) respondent targeted an individual who was not involved with respondent in any way, merely due to "the position [the individual] holds in state and national politics;" (6) respondent falsely, recklessly, and publicly accused a judge as being amenable to the "fixing" of cases; (7) respondent sent courts inappropriate and offensive sexual materials; (8) respondent falsely and publicly accused various attorneys and their clients of engaging in a conspiracy/enterprise involving "the criminal distribution of sexual materials to minors" and attempted to get prosecuting authorities to charge these attorneys and their clients for racketeering and extortion; (9) respondent harassed the former client of an attorney in an effort to get the client to use its influence to persuade the attorney to withdraw a defamation suit filed by the attorney against respondent; and (10) respondent retaliated against attorneys who filed Bar complaints against him for his unethical conduct by asserting to their clients, government officials, politicians, the media, female lawyers in their law firm, employees, personal friends, acquaintances, and their wives, that the attorneys were criminal Case Nos. SC07-80 and SC07-354 Page Three pornographers who objectify women.

      Quoted, unmodified. Every paragraph of the filing is pertinent... it's only about a page's worth of text, so well worth the read. And IMHO, it's well worth disbarring him. And the only way he's affected *me* personally was that, thanks to one of his initiatives, I had to ask the staff at EB Games to sell me a copy of Bully, because they didn't have it actually *on* the shelves.

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    30. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh yes, but now he has no teeth (or income!). He will be seen simply as a nutcase. Anybody WITH teeth will see him as a way to end their career abruptly. I say the more the merrier!

      Don't get me wrong, we haven't heard/seen the last of him, but he won't be a significant factor anymore.

    31. Re:Hallelujah! by mapsjanhere · · Score: 4, Interesting

      well, he could apply to any of the other 49 state's bar, and, if admitted, pass the bar exam there. He can also become legal adviser to anyone who'd like to hire him. It's not like the disbarment invalidates his legal degree, all it does make it impossible to act as an officer of the court in Florida. He might even become a judge in a jurisdiction that doesn't require bar membership to stand for office.

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    32. Re:Hallelujah! by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 1

      Fat chance. Now he'll have his own talk show on Fox

      and a martyr for evangelicals right and left. There you go, instant fame and a book on its way..possibly a movie down the line. An anti - Larry Flynt

    33. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I prefer the explanation from this Penny Arcade strip.

    34. Re:Hallelujah! by compro01 · · Score: 1

      AFAICT, he can still sue, as there doesn't seem to be any sort of vexatious litigant declaration in this. He can still sue and represent himself or get another lawyer to represent him (provided there is any lawyer who would take him as a client), same as any other person. He just can't act as or call himself a lawyer anymore.

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    35. Re:Hallelujah! by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      Thanks. That cleared that up. He really does sound like a loose cannon, rather than a professional.

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    36. Re:Hallelujah! by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      The court protocol is available to the public, there's tons of quotes about what he did (ran several diffamation campaigns against anyone he fought, after a judge told him to stop he started attacking the judge too, always including harrassment in the form of constant spam faxes to the victim as well as contacting their co-workers and relatives with false claims). Even his antics at the disbarrment trial were unacceptable, that protocol made me laugh several times and I don't think court documents should do that (his initial filing included several pages of gay porn). That guy is somewhere between a fucking idiot and a menace to society.

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    37. Re:Hallelujah! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Disbarment doesn't have anything to do with illegal activities...You should read the trial transcripts. I read them as a lark, because I get a kick out of JT's nutbaggery, but I lost my enjoyment about halfway through reading all the testimony from lawyers and judges about a truly obscene level of harassment.

      It's clear that they felt that bringing a suit against him for libel and slander would only further his aims, so you see, for example, a prominent partner at a law firm, another member of which was involved in a suit against JT, being publicly accused of peddling pornographic materials to minors. A clear attempt at intimidation.

      Likewise the Alabama case, when the judge revoked JT's pro hac vice after JT's blatantly contradicted the Judge's instructions regarding talking to the press, which also included some basic lies regarding his status on the case (the pro hac vice had not been approved when he started representing himself as the actual lawyer on the case, which he couldn't have been without the PHV). After the PHV was revoked, JT started making criminal racketeering charges against the judge, and the judge who had held the seat previously, who, as in the first case, wasn't even involved.

      Imagine being dragged through the mud by a rabid, paranoid jackass who is just out to intimidate someone else whom you happen to know.

      Here is a link to the Referee Report Recommending his disbarment (pdf warning). It's part funny, and part disgusting.

      It's frankly amazing that he got away with it as long as he did. You'd think, if gamers were as violent as he swears we are, someone would have killed his dumb ass.

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    38. Re:Hallelujah! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      well, he could apply to any of the other 49 state's bar, and, if admitted, pass the bar exam there.

      The moral character portion of the bar application in most (I would assume all) US jurisdictions would require disclosing a current or past disciplinary action in any other jurisdiction, and a current (and permanent is always current) disbarment would, I suspect, weigh pretty darned heavily against the applicant, and that is especially true in this case, given the basis of the disbarment.

    39. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they need to abide by some rules and that they should know those rules better than the rest of us.

      Now if only they could apply that line of thinking to cops.

    40. Re:Hallelujah! by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If what Fox News wasn't popular with Christians and therefore reflective of modern Christian belief they wouldn't be popular or influential. Jack Thompson and people like him represent modern Christianity even if a few fringe Christians disapprove.

      American fundamentalists != modern Christianity
      The rest of the Christian world != a few fringe Christians
      I guess by your type of assessment, Catholicism is a fringe Christian group and Eastern Orthodoxy doesn't even exist. There is a whole world outside of the U.S. In some parts of it, they even speak languages other than English.

    41. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's now completely free to so whatever he wants and say whatever he wants and act in any manner he pleases - he has no professional association to give him any oversight.

      Or credibility.

    42. Re:Hallelujah! by HUADPE · · Score: 4, Informative
      He will have a very very hard time getting admitted to the bar of any other state or the federal bar.

      Bar associations take a disbarment, especially one as exceptional as this (lifetime) very seriously. I also doubt that he could, in fact, pass most states' bar exams.

      For those not familiar, getting admitted to the bar isn't just passing the exam, it involves being reviewed for professionalism. I imagine that he would piss off the reviewers in the same way he apparently pissed this judge off into giving the absolute most powerful punishment available.

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    43. Re:Hallelujah! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Maybe he could become a video game designer.

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    44. Re:Hallelujah! by Poltras · · Score: 1

      Define "sudden", please, since the supreme court was on the case since february 2007...

    45. Re:Hallelujah! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Funny

      "There are ethical rules that attorneys need to follow (some of which we follow, too). AFAIK, Thompson was acting contrary to many of those standards which are part of staying with the bar, hence his disbarment."

      Jumping Jesus in a hopped up chariot. A lawyer being kicked out of the club for being unethical?
      Isn't that like being kicked out of Aeorosmith for having a drug problem??
      I mean, how bad would it have to be before a group of lawyers thinks what you are doing is too unethical?


      That all being said I really think it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...

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    46. Re:Hallelujah! by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "In 1992, Thompson asked a Florida judge to declare the Florida Bar Association unconstitutional. He said that the bar was engaged in a vendetta against him because of his religious beliefs, which he said conflicted with what he called the bar's pro-gay, humanist, liberal agenda. He also said that the "wedding of all three functions of government into the Florida Bar, the 'official arm' of the Florida Supreme Court, is violative of the bedrock constitutional requirement of the separation powers and the 'checks and balances' which the separation guarantees."[121] Thompson accepted a $20,000 out-of-court settlement.[122]"

      Ouch. It looks like he really did hit a sweet spot. Otherwise they wouldn't have given him the 20k. But why is nobody on /. mentioning this?

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    47. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as he can't harass people with lawsuits, that crazy fuck can SAY whatever he likes.

      Bad news...anyone in American can harass people with lawsuits...the legal degree was just an excuse...he'll be back in court...mark my words.

    48. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the judges don't have to let him act as his own lawyer, and I have a suspicion that next time he is in court (most likely as a defendant) they won't let him do so.

    49. Re:Hallelujah! by fermion · · Score: 0

      And just imagine, if he had suspended from school for calling the teacher a pedophile on the internet, he might have learned his lesson and not called the judge a racketeer. Of course I do not see why there is problem in the current situation, as he did not call the judge a racketeer in the courtroom, but only made broad allegations to the press outside the courtfoom. In any case, this punishment is clearly out of line as it hurts the poor mans sense of self esteem.

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    50. Re:Hallelujah! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Jack is going to call out against video games until he dies or retires.

      Well that or he finds some new form of entertainment to blame all of society's problems on. As long as someone is listening. Before video games it was rap music. Who knows what's next? Personally I'm hoping it's interpretive dance or community theater.

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    51. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are any hardcore religion fanatics "entirely sane"

    52. Re:Hallelujah! by Josiwe · · Score: 1

      Heh. Well, I think that some of those lawyers actually believe in things like ethics and accountability. Anyway, even if that weren't the case, wouldn't they kick him out for being an annoying pissant all the same?

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    53. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that like being kicked out of Aeorosmith for having a drug problem?

      Oh thats terrible! Aerosmith has been clean for years!

      I GOTTA WRITE AN ANGRY EMAIL!

      Dear Assfaces...

    54. Re:Hallelujah! by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I mean, how bad would it have to be before a group of lawyers thinks what you are doing is too unethical?

      Well, Jack Thompson lol -- see here for details.

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    55. Re:Hallelujah! by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      American fundamentalists != modern Christianity

      That depends on your point of view. If you're an "American fundamentalist" or "modern Christian", I am sure you'll think you're miles apart, but seen from e.g. a pagan point of view, the two are as close as to be near indistinguishable.

      Or, to use the obligatory car analogy, you may think that your Honda Civic Hybrid is very different from a Ford Explorer, but for someone normally flying a plane, the difference is minor. And from the point of view of someone walking or using a bicycle, none of them are eco-friendly.

      A "modern Christian" walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and even floats, so what colour the feathers are is rather irrelevant. He's still a monotheist with a Judeo-Christian belief system that he claims also applies to those not sharing the faith. Show me one Christian that's open to believe that I won't be judged because I don't believe, and I'll be open to change my classification. Until then, I only see various Christian denominations as different flavors of ice cream, and I don't want ice cream, whether it's pistachio or rotten herring flavoured.

    56. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a whole world outside of the U.S. In some parts of it, they even speak languages other than English.

      That's crazy talk!

    57. Re:Hallelujah! by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Jack is going to call out against video games until he dies or retires. He enjoys the attention and the money.

      Or maybe he's not a fan of video game violence, and genuinely wants to make the world a better place. Just a thought, y'know?

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    58. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that or he finds some new form of entertainment to blame all of society's problems on.

      I hope he picks easy listening jazz next time.

    59. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on /. can you get modded +5 Insightful for pulling a No True Scotsman

    60. Re:Hallelujah! by SpiderClan · · Score: 1

      He was both annoying and publicly unethical. Your point is well-taken, but I can see why he would be disbarred when others aren't.

    61. Re:Hallelujah! by uberjack · · Score: 5, Funny

      There is a whole world outside of the U.S. In some parts of it, they even speak languages other than English.

      Fry: "What do we care? We live in the United States."

      Leela: "The United States is part of the world."

      Fry: "Wow, I have been gone a long time."

    62. Re:Hallelujah! by LithiumX · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Are any hardcore religion fanatics "entirely sane"

      As long as they understand that their beliefs are based on faith, they can be. Then again, "fanatics" usually don't seem able to think that way - and like everyone who believes in something, it's hard for them to imagine anything else.

      Think religion is whacked? Do you believe in things like "justice", "morality", "liberty", or even a difference between "right and wrong"? All of these are based on millenia of philosophy, but are still abstracts based on truths we only hold as articles of faith. And just like religious beliefs, all logical arguments in support of them end up circular arguments (ie all arguments in support of a need for justice depend on an implicit assumption that it's desirable, ditto just about every other abstract we hold dear).

      Then again, I just got done arguing that "white" is effectively the same thing as "black" with a coworker - and taking the framework of the entire EM spectrum, you have to admit it's true. :)

      Now if I could only convince him that the Terminator storyline is totally incompatible with parallel realities...

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    63. Re:Hallelujah! by SpiderClan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In other words, if you aren't willing to learn the differences, then those differences either don't exist or don't matter in any context.

      The GGP claimed that Fox News reflects the views of modern christians because it's popular with said modern christians. The GP pointed out that fundamentalist christians in the US are at odds with the majority of the world's christian population, and that Fox is popular to a small subset of christians. So, claiming that if Fox says it it must represent Christianity is untrue.

      Someone being a monotheist with... as you described has nothing to do with what they think about video games, WMD's or whatever else gets talked about on Fox.

    64. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1992? That was 16 years ago. He's done a lot of crazy stuff since then. Gay porn in court filings for example.

    65. Re:Hallelujah! by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The person who modded this "Troll", exemplifies that there's not a lot of difference, seen from an outside view. A fundamentalist Christian might mod me a sinner or Satanist or witch, and a moderate Christian might moderate me Troll, but in any case it shows off what the Christans share as seen from the outside-- a deep and fundamental resistance to accepting outside views as as valid as theirs.

      From my point of view, there's not a lot of difference, even if there is from where you stand. The difference is that I don't consider you to be trolling for having a different point of view. Please show me the same courtesy.

    66. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's just ridiculous how some people try to legislate morality this way. I'm a Christian and I do not like the sexual elements of GTA but that is why I do not own it. It's a choice. If other Christians are so upset with the game don't buy it, raise your kids right and pray more.

    67. Re:Hallelujah! by GoodNicksAreTaken · · Score: 1

      American fundamentalists != modern Christianity I guess by your type of assessment, Catholicism is a fringe Christian group and Eastern Orthodoxy doesn't even exist.

      Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy fail to be modern Christianity by almost any measure of the term modern. Otherwise you seem to be implying that Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy are American fundamentalism.

    68. Re:Hallelujah! by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And source [122] is reliable because... ?

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    69. Re:Hallelujah! by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Only on /. can you get modded +5 Insightful for pulling a No True Scotsman

      How is that a "No True Scotsman" fallacy? Couchslug claimed that Jack Thompson and Fox News are representative of all but a few fringe Christians. I replied that, if you look at the actual data, especially worldwide, those Christians that like Jack Thompson and Fox News are actually very much in the minority. Do you even understand what the "No True Scotsman" fallacy is? Or, Mr. AC, are you Couchslug and you simply can't admit that you don't know what you are talking about?

    70. Re:Hallelujah! by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      Some christians seem to forget what the words "bad testimony" means...

      Being a christian is not an excuse to being a meddlesome jerk. If anything, a good christian is respectful of other people's views and preaches not with words, but by leading an exemplary life.

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    71. Re:Hallelujah! by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy fail to be modern Christianity by almost any measure of the term modern.

      I don't know about Eastern Orthodoxy, but I can say that Catholicism is well up to speed with contemporary cosmology, geology and biology. That's pretty modern, I reckon, certainly far more so than some belief systems I could name.

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    72. Re:Hallelujah! by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Rogerborg thinks you're talking smack. Rogerborg thinks that Thompson's new habit of referring to Thompson in the 3rd person is a symptom of a healthy, robust mind. Rogerborg has spoken.

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    73. Re:Hallelujah! by st33med · · Score: 1
      Well, if we can't make him shut up on Fox after retirement, I suggest to assassinate him Chinese ninja + Stallman katana style.

      ... with extreme predjudice

    74. Re:Hallelujah! by Endo13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Precisely. You can't legislate true Christianity, it completely goes against the definition of what Christianity is. (For proof, you need look no further than the Catholic church in history to see what the result is of legislated Christianity.) Christianity is about choosing the right path (which is never the easy path). This is also why as a Christian I cannot support religious people (Christian or otherwise) as government officials. It puts a true Christian in a no-win situation. As a Christian, it is your duty to do everything you can to try to show others the way... but at the same time you have to let them choose their own way.

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    75. Re:Hallelujah! by Akita24 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Are any fanatics entirely sane?" There, fixed that for you. -noun 1. a person with an extreme and uncritical enthusiasm or zeal, as in religion or politics.

    76. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, make your kids to pray to Jesus.

      Soon they'll be reading the porno mags you keep in your closet. Then, they'll smokin' dope and bangin all of the horny girls at bible camp before becoming disillusioned with praying to Santa Claus every night. Lord help you when your kids pick up their first Dawkins book.

    77. Re:Hallelujah! by Original+Replica · · Score: 5, Interesting

      American fundamentalists != modern Christianity The rest of the Christian world != a few fringe Christians

      Thank you. As a Christian living and practicing my faith in modern America, I often find myself frustrated and dismayed at damage done to the public perception of the Christian faith by groups like the Christian Coalition; and by those who would rather point to carefully selected parts of scripture as an attempt to justify hatred, violence, and nationalism than to truly embrace and grow into what is really a faith of love, hope, and compassion.
      I am persistently puzzled by how the Republican Party came to be associated with Christianity in the US. Looking at the actual actions taken by Jesus (the miracles) he seemed to be in favor of lots of free medical care, and a fair amount of feeding of hungry masses, and being rather forgiving of debts. That looks to be far more in line with policies associated with the Democratic Party than with traditional Republican policies. My Bible doesn't have "The Miracle of the Multi-National" or "The Blessing of the Interventionist Army".

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    78. Re:Hallelujah! by vistic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hello friend,

      But have you TRIED rotten herring ice cream?

      I have this information pamphlet I'd like to share with you...

    79. Re:Hallelujah! by Daswolfen · · Score: 1

      mmmm.. rotten herring ice cream :)

      New from Ben & Jerry's... Dead Phish Food!

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    80. Re:Hallelujah! by Digital+End · · Score: 1

      maybe we'll get lucky and he'll sit on his ass unemployed with a bag of natchos playing GTA and finally realize "Hey... what's wrong with this?"

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    81. Re:Hallelujah! by Digital+End · · Score: 1

      MIMES! Mimes are killing our CHILDREN!!!!!

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    82. Re:Hallelujah! by hairykrishna · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He's religious and therefore obviously at least slightly delusional and prone to ignoring logic.

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    83. Re:Hallelujah! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      There's no "Crazy Fucker" Association that can do the same thing and prevent him from getting in front of a camera.

      Well actually there is, but the catch is that to the CFAA, harassing people and accusing judges of corruption to the point where you disbarred, then making the same accusations that got you disbarred against the judge who just disbarred you, is exactly what they're looking for. I think Jack just got a promotion to Grand Poobah Crazy Fucker.

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    84. Re:Hallelujah! by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Well that or he finds some new form of entertainment to blame all of society's problems on. As long as someone is listening. Before video games it was rap music. Who knows what's next? Personally I'm hoping it's interpretive dance or community theater.

      That's a terrible thing to wish on interpretive dance and community theatre, both legitimate expressions of grass roots arts unencumbered by the RIAA.

      Now, if you were talking about piano-accordion street buskers, that would be an entirely different thing...

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    85. Re:Hallelujah! by trytoguess · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ah, so you're the magical person who proved that god doesn't exist? I'm agnostic and I consider religion to be a incredable waste of time, an excuse for a social gathering at best. But logic still applies even if the question is absurd (does the unknowable exist?).

    86. Re:Hallelujah! by that+IT+girl · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, no, no, a thousand times no. I live in a very rural southern area full of some of the most conservative Christians you'll ever meet. About 95% of people I've conversed with on the subject think he's a complete moron. I am not, honestly, sure why he's so popular, unless it's just America's love of the sensational. If there's one thing I can glean from flipping through popular TV stations for 5 minutes, it's that the amount of stupid seems to be directly proportional to the ratings...

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    87. Re:Hallelujah! by MP3Chuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      A "modern Christian" walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and even floats . . .

      Does that mean they're made of wood?

    88. Re:Hallelujah! by that+IT+girl · · Score: 0, Redundant

      This flamebait got modded Insightful?

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    89. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Hmm, you must've sucked one too many dicks at bible camp.

    90. Re:Hallelujah! by Rosy+At+Random · · Score: 1

      [...] his obsession with finding wrongs in videogames has ruined his life.

      Well, he can always get a job beta-testing.

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    91. Re:Hallelujah! by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      I propose infinite karma for the first person to send him a copy of Phoenix Wright as a "forced retirement" consolation gift.

    92. Re:Hallelujah! by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 0, Troll

      [quote]I guess by your type of assessment, Catholicism is a fringe Christian group and Eastern Orthodoxy doesn't even exist. There is a whole world outside of the U.S. In some parts of it, they even speak languages other than English.[/quote]

      No, you're wrong.

      While some Christians may speak another language, English has to, and is, the main language of every God-fearing man. For the correct version of the Bible is the King James Version and it is written in English. While some so-called Christians might claim to read the Hebrew and other translated versions, they must realize that there can be some inaccuracies in translation and hence, should learn English to read the Word of God in its raw, uncorrupted form.

      ~Jarik

    93. Re:Hallelujah! by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      If all religious people were as wacked out as Thompson, civilization would have collapsed millenia ago.

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    94. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the guys. The gals were made by ripping out a rib from the guy.
      Personally, I prefer sex. Done right, it hurts less.

    95. Re:Hallelujah! by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Define "sudden", please, since the supreme court was on the case since february 2007..

      When it comes to the supreme court (florida or otherwise), 1.5 years *is* sudden.

    96. Re:Hallelujah! by hubie · · Score: 1

      How am I supposed to mark the words of an Anonymous Coward?

    97. Re:Hallelujah! by pxc · · Score: 1

      I think that your points are valid, but also an overreaction to the GP. I think, or at least hope, that the GP's post was more intended to illustrate a difference in perspective than to suggest that fundamentalists are actually representative of Christians generally. The main point I interpreted from it remains true, I think:

      Whether or not its fair, fundamentalists are seen as representative of Christians for a reason, and that reason is difficult to understand from within a Christian perspective.

    98. Re:Hallelujah! by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      There's no "Crazy Fucker" Association that can do the same thing and prevent him from getting in front of a camera.

      Sure there is.

    99. Re:Hallelujah! by sortius_nod · · Score: 1, Insightful

      BAHAHAHAHA.

      Fucking wanktard.

      The simple fact the first scriptures were written in THREE languages, NONE of them English, shoots you down in flames.

      I really can't get over this blind arrogance of fundementalism. You people spend so much time with your heads up your arses that you don't even know the history of your own religion.

      Personally, I'd prefer to live next to middle-of-the-road Muslims than Right-Wing-Wanktard Christians.

    100. Re:Hallelujah! by sortius_nod · · Score: 1

      Personally I think you're taking the comment out of context. Take a step back and read the comment until you understand it.

      You even sort of understood it yourself to start with, then you went down the "religion has a place" argument without needing to.

      Sometimes it's best to just understand than respond.

    101. Re:Hallelujah! by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Um, I think he was being just a tad sarcastic. :-)

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    102. Re:Hallelujah! by notwrong · · Score: 1

      I see we are unfamiliar with the use of sarcasm.

    103. Re:Hallelujah! by joeme1 · · Score: 1

      Is this a joke? I sure hope you are joking.

    104. Re:Hallelujah! by jascha00 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From where I stand (in Canada, as a non-religious person), there is a *huge* difference homophobic, judgemental, science-rejecting warmongers and mainstream Christians. I have never met the type of people who picket abortion clinics and tell people they're going to hell. Every Christian I've ever asked thinks creationism is outrageous. The fundamentalism in some American Christians (no doubt exaggerated by the media for ratings) is very much an anomaly. The reason you were modded 'troll' is that you lumped together a lot of decent people with an unpleasant partial subset of Christians.

    105. Re:Hallelujah! by nomadic · · Score: 1

      With the lunatic rambling this guy uses to defend his arguments, and all of his abuse of supposition in lieu of actual logic, I'm pretty sure no network would dream of giving him his own show.

      Worked for Nancy Grace.

    106. Re:Hallelujah! by nomadic · · Score: 1

      AFAICT, he can still sue, as there doesn't seem to be any sort of vexatious litigant declaration in this. He can still sue and represent himself or get another lawyer to represent him (provided there is any lawyer who would take him as a client), same as any other person. He just can't act as or call himself a lawyer anymore.

      I believe there's a prior order preventing him from filing cases pro se.

    107. Re:Hallelujah! by devnulljapan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      American fundamentalists != modern Christianity
      The rest of the Christian world != a few fringe Christians

        Thank you. As a Christian living and practicing my faith in modern America, I often find myself frustrated and dismayed at damage done to the public perception of the Christian faith by groups like the Christian Coalition; and by those who would rather point to carefully selected parts of scripture as an attempt to justify hatred, violence, and nationalism than to truly embrace and grow into what is really a faith of love, hope, and compassion.
        I am persistently puzzled by how the Republican Party came to be associated with Christianity in the US. Looking at the actual actions taken by Jesus (the miracles) he seemed to be in favor of lots of free medical care, and a fair amount of feeding of hungry masses, and being rather forgiving of debts. That looks to be far more in line with policies associated with the Democratic Party than with traditional Republican policies. My Bible doesn't have "The Miracle of the Multi-National" or "The Blessing of the Interventionist Army".

      So what are you going to do about it? I'd be deathly embarrassed to have these jackasses speak for me, and whether you like it or not, they do speak (loudly) for you, and include you in their "80% of Americans are christians like us" statistics they like to use to silence criticism. Stand up, and ostracise them. Let the world know just what %age are actually these batshit insane fundie death cult just can't wait for the end times Armageddon's just peachy keen with us wackaloons and that you want your religion back from the oil and arms companies.

      /soapbox

      ...please?

    108. Re:Hallelujah! by renoX · · Score: 1

      There's a huge difference between extremist religious and 'normal' religious okay, but normal religious are still homophobic, just to a lesser degree.
      Same about science-rejecting, not applying the scientific method to your religious beliefs just 'because you have faith' is *also* a science rejection: otherwise applying the scientific method would tell you that we don't know how the Universe creation happened and that assuming that 'God did it' is a violation of Occam's razor which is a part of the scientific method.
      Just because normal religious cover their hear when you tell them that they are irrational about this part, doesn't make it less true..

    109. Re:Hallelujah! by packeteer · · Score: 1

      That is the way of the religion, not the way of the institutions based on the religion. Remember that the catholic church is a distinct phenomenon from the christian religion. Unfortunatly this is not really abotu religion. It is about the biological need to associate an "us" and "them" and to fight against "them". This is a deep rooted piece of our psychology that has served us well but it makes us identify with people over religious lines that we probably would not otherwise like,

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    110. Re:Hallelujah! by Elky+Elk · · Score: 1

      "Show me one Christian that's open to believe that I won't be judged because I don't believe, and I'll be open to change my classification. Until then, I only see various Christian denominations as different flavors of ice cream, and I don't want ice cream, whether it's pistachio or rotten herring flavoured."

      Me

    111. Re:Hallelujah! by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the joke of killing a mime with a gun which has a silencer attached :D

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    112. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Christian, it is your duty to do everything you can to try to show others the way...

      Which just so happens to be one of the most annoying parts of many religions to everyone who do not support that particular flavor of religion.

      I have nothing against religious people and I firmly believe it is ther right to practice their religion. But please do not try to "save" everyone from your particular flavor of hell/eternal damnation because it gets very boring and very very annoying very fast. If people have not asked to be converted you should leave them alone.

      Posting anonymously because I have already moderated this article.

    113. Re:Hallelujah! by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Oh, good, I was afraid we'd have to produce our own comedy for a while.

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    114. Re:Hallelujah! by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Okay:

      I'm no fan of this guy, but what exactly did he do that was worthy of debarment? I'm not aware of any illegal activities?

      I think his psychiatric condition, having regularly worsened those past few years, was no longer compatible with his chosen occupation.

      It's all for his all good you see. Somebody has to think of the children. Uh, I mean the lawyers. The ex lawyers I mean.

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    115. Re:Hallelujah! by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I see we are unfamiliar with the use of sarcasm.

      This is a discussion of fundamentalism. No matter how ludicrous or outlandish a statement may be, someone is going to take it literally. That's kind of the point.

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    116. Re:Hallelujah! by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      White is almost the same as black? I'd have to disagree... White is lots of radiation at all the frequencies, black is no radiation at any frequency... If you'd said "red is effectively the same thing as blue, given the breadth of the entire spectrum then yes, it makes sense. It would be like saying France is in almost the same place as Germany, given the size of the entire universe, and so roughly correct, but black and white are actual complete opposites. The nearest I can think of is if you're defining white as lots of radiation across just the visible portion of the EM spectrum, and is therefore just a tiny blip, compared to black, but I think that's a bit of a stretch.

    117. Re:Hallelujah! by mlush · · Score: 1

      Conduct unbecoming a member of the Bar.

      The scary thing is even lawyers didn't want to be associated with him

    118. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other languages?! lies, heinous lies.

    119. Re:Hallelujah! by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      Wow, I think you *completely* missed the point of the blatant *sarcasm* in my post. o.O

      And here I thought it was obvious enough. I was taking the piss out of fundamentalist who swear by KJV idiot.

    120. Re:Hallelujah! by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      Of *course* it's a joke.

      C'mon, as if the sarcasm wasn't blatant enough! I get modded down troll and that other guy actually argues against a point I was mocking...what the hell is up with slashdot!?

      For your information, I was parodying http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1this.

      [continuing his hard-on for the KJV]

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    121. Re:Hallelujah! by ildon · · Score: 1

      Just like there's no difference between Sunnis and Shiites from here in the USA, right? So we should just lump them together and treat them the same.

    122. Re:Hallelujah! by DougF · · Score: 0

      This flamebait got modded funny?

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    123. Re:Hallelujah! by Grendel_Prime · · Score: 1

      Amen, so let's stop discussing this jerk!

    124. Re:Hallelujah! by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 1

      The person who modded this "Troll", exemplifies that there's not a lot of difference, seen from an outside view. A fundamentalist Christian might mod me a sinner or Satanist or witch, and a moderate Christian might moderate me Troll, but in any case it shows off what the Christans share as seen from the outside-- a deep and fundamental resistance to accepting outside views as as valid as theirs.

      Ahh but therein lies the the problem. If _ANY_ religious person were to accept evolution as fact, they would then in turn be forced to admit that God doesn't exist.

      For the any faith to survive it must validate itself by invalidating everything else. For example if the cathloic church were to say Islam is a proper faith they would the have to answer questions on why the bible and koran are soo different, and they would then have to answer awkward questions on fundamental conflicts in the text.

      Another example of this self validation is the way the church discounts evolution. It the church were to accept evolution then they would be forced to admit that adam and eve were infact 2 chimps and God looks like a chimp.

      Pesonally I believe that when I die I'll find out the truth, as I head down the steps to be satan's bitch, because I didn't believe in God while I was alive

      The fact that more atrocities have occured in the name of religion than anything else speaks volumes about it.. but then that's just my humble opinion, what would I know.

    125. Re:Hallelujah! by shoemilk · · Score: 1

      You're kidding me, right? I thought everyone knew about Supply Side Jesus!

    126. Re:Hallelujah! by shoemilk · · Score: 1

      IANAL but my grandfather is. Back during the Duke rape trials, after the DA got disbarred, I asked my grandfather if he could get re-barred elsewhere. My grandfather didn't have to think 2 seconds before saying "not a chance in hell".

    127. Re:Hallelujah! by shoemilk · · Score: 1

      To prevent redundancy Here and Here

    128. Re:Hallelujah! by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Ahh but therein lies the the problem. If _ANY_ religious person were to accept evolution as fact, they would then in turn be forced to admit that God doesn't exist.

      Only if you subscribe to a religion that (a) has a God, as opposed to gods, goddesses, loa, a non-antropomorphized god, or no gods at all; and (b) this god is a creator, and (c) this god created life.

      Most pagans I know, for example, believe in evolution, while not seeing their god/goddess as a creator.

      Some, like me, even believe that their gods are created by man, and only exist in their minds, but that "only" doesn't matter, because we can only observe thing subjectively. The truth is different for everyone, and what people see and feel is what they experience -- so what if the god is made up, if the belief subjectively works?
      If an illusion is good enough to fool the brain, does it matter to that person whether it's an illusion? I know that the first few days after I was born, my mind decided to play a trick on me and display the upside-down image on my retina flipped one more time. But do I really want to be stripped of this illusion? No. Similarly, I do not want to be stripped of the illusion that the god brings a new cycle of life every day, and the goddess brings a new cycle of life every year. If it works for me, I can believe in it despite understanding it's objectively false.

    129. Re:Hallelujah! by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      If people have not asked to be converted you should leave them alone.

      That hits on exactly what most people (including many Christians) don't understand. People cannot convert anyone. If you're trying to convert someone, you're not doing what you're supposed to. The Christian's role is to present Christianity in an inviting manner, and that's it. If your presentation as a Christian is an obnoxious turn-off, you need to spend more time figuring out how to present it.

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    130. Re:Hallelujah! by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      He's popular because most parents want to have something to blame for their kid's behavior problems other than their own parenting, and Jack Thomson gives them a Boogie Man.

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    131. Re:Hallelujah! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "This is also why as a Christian I cannot support religious people (Christian or otherwise) as government officials"

      Why not? I see no problem as long as they can do a good job of it. Unless you think that being a government official has become synonymous with being corrupt and/or incompetent :).

      Daniel was a religious person and I believe he did well as a government official, well enough that he served under more than one ruler.

      As a Christian you are to be salt and light. What good is salt if not used. What good is light if it does not take away darkness?

      Keep in mind though it's not good to be light (stand out - and make a difference) when you should be salt (blend in - and make a difference). Or blend in when you should stand out.

      Someone has also said, when there's a good meal, people may praise the fish, the chef, etc, but nobody praises the salt (though its absence would have been noticeable). And that's the way it should be.

      When you see someone saying in the effect "Support me because I am a christian" you should be very wary. Someone genuinely serving God will hardly ever say that sort of crap.

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    132. Re:Hallelujah! by LithiumX · · Score: 1

      It's damned near impossible to get a good nihilistic debate going here.... makes me want to crawl into a closet, cry, and read Kafka.

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    133. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had always assumed (and still do) that he was a paid shill for the gaming industry, I mean, all he ever accomplished was to drum up interest and generate sales. Even the worst of the worst games ever produced are relatively tame after reading a Thompson description of them, which turns consumers into righteous defenders of their own entertainment. Rockstar probably wouldn't be the same without him.

    134. Re:Hallelujah! by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Do you believe in things like "justice", "morality", "liberty", or even a difference between "right and wrong"? All of these are based on millenia of philosophy, but are still abstracts based on truths we only hold as articles of faith. And just like religious beliefs, all logical arguments in support of them end up circular arguments (ie all arguments in support of a need for justice depend on an implicit assumption that it's desirable, ditto just about every other abstract we hold dear).

      Actually, pretty much all of these can be justified in terms of self-interest, and their desirability is not necessarily just assumed. For example, historical evidence shows that a well-balanced justice system leads to a stable society, which in turn leads to higher standards of living.

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    135. Re:Hallelujah! by LithiumX · · Score: 1

      Actually, pretty much all of these can be justified in terms of self-interest, and their desirability is not necessarily just assumed. For example, historical evidence shows that a well-balanced justice system leads to a stable society, which in turn leads to higher standards of living.

      In other words, an established system of rules designed to provide a stable cooperative... but not necessarily an innate truth of any sort?

      Not that I'm giving any actual opinions of mine, I'm just trying to goad anyone I can into an existential debate. :)

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    136. Re:Hallelujah! by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      It would be FAR more entertaining to pair him up with Olberman.

      Of course, we might need to wait for the LHC to come back on line so they can use it to repair the tear in the time-space fabric should they accidentally agree on something.

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    137. Re:Hallelujah! by anothy · · Score: 1
      just because i drive a car rather than fly a plane doesn't mean i can't tell the difference between a 747, F-177, and a Cessna, or think the differences are minor.

      Show me one Christian that's open to believe that I won't be judged because I don't believe, and I'll be open to change my classification.

      someone below responded "me", which i think is an entirely valid answer. but i assume you're going to want a denomination or sect. okay, fine. can we grant that "judged" here really means "going to hell", not "factually incorrect"? if so, than check out most of the Orthodox churches, who differentiate in doctrine between the "visible" and "invisible" churches. they believe the "visible" church (the one humans identify) is a subset of the entire church, and that entire church is "saved". even Roman Catholic doctrine doesn't explicitly require believe as a prerequisite for salvation - it's about works (belief is more or less one really awesome "work" in that system). on the protestant/reformed side, most famously there's the United Church of Christ, which while congregational (and thus not really open to blanket statements) tend not to believe non-believers are damned; there's plenty of other lesser-known but similarly inclined churches. and then there's the Quakers, at least many of whom are Christians, who don't make many claims at all about what happens afterwords, the importance of belief in any particular interpretations of Truth, or the beliefs of their members.

      anyway, the point is you're just wrong. Christianity is a lot more varied than you're giving it credit for. refusing to understand or acknowledge the differences doesn't mean they're not there.

      i'm a Christian, and i have several pagan friends who don't have any difficulty telling the difference between a UCC-type or Quaker-type Christian and a Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell or Fred Phelps. mind you, i have one or two who have a really hard time with the distinction, but that's usually due to traumatic personal history with the later variety.

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    138. Re:Hallelujah! by anothy · · Score: 1

      ...but normal religious are still homophobic, just to a lesser degree.

      no. we're not (at least not inherently). and you can bite me for saying so. stupid assumption, a good indication of a lazy or weak mind.
      if you're not the bigoted moron i now believe you are, just provide some evidence that the UCC, for example, is a homophobic organization. or that all religious people are (you're worse than the grandparent; you lump in all religious folks, like those horrible Taoists). shouldn't be too hard with your impressive command of the scientific method, right?

      you also fundamentally misunderstand occam's razor. assuming anything, in the absence of a simpler but equally encompassing theory, is no sort of violation.

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    139. Re:Hallelujah! by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      Dear god, that's a funny idea. I might actually do that, the game doesn't cost that much.

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    140. Re:Hallelujah! by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      A "modern Christian" walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and even floats, so what colour the feathers are is rather irrelevant. He's still a monotheist with a Judeo-Christian belief system that he claims also applies to those not sharing the faith. Show me one Christian that's open to believe that I won't be judged because I don't believe, and I'll be open to change my classification.

      Sure, most Christians think you're going to hell, but this is really irrelevant since you're either going to hell or not, nomatter what they think, they can think whatever they want because they are no less entitled to their beliefs as you. They may not accept your belief system if you are not Christian of some sort, but since you don't seem to accept their beliefs as valid either, we've proven nothing but "religion is a sticky subject". It seems petty and prejudicial that you care about their beliefs rather than their actions.

      And that is the key distinction; American "fundamentalists" seem to be more prone to inflammatory rhetoric and right wing political activism than simply sharing their beliefs and that makes them very different. I think most of them aren't really fundamentalists since they have more interest in nationalism than the teachings of Christ who willingly let himself be killed by pagans. Fundamentalists are meant to live wholly by the letter of the bible which says "You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you" Matthew 5:43-44. I contend that someone who really lives by the gospel and the New Testament like a fundamentalist should would be as different to most who speak in God's name as a duck is to a polar bear.

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    141. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fat chance. Now he'll have his own talk show on Fox

      The man doesn't appear to be entirely sane. It's near-impossible to tell if his ravings are the product of delusions - or just attempts to apply ANY potential perversion of logic to avoid the crop he's sown.

      With the lunatic rambling this guy uses to defend his arguments, and all of his abuse of supposition in lieu of actual logic, I'm pretty sure no network would dream of giving him his own show.

      Wait... did you say Fox?

      Forget everything I just said then...

      They gave Pat Robertson a show...

    142. Re:Hallelujah! by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      I am only trying to play the devils advocate here, and I respect your view, but the grandparent was trying to say something which really made sense, but wasn't delivered right.

      I am a Hindu, although I can tell that Hinduism has a huge number of subsets (indeed, Hinduism has a very much "open source" like pic and mix philosophy with regards to what YOU choose as a religion). Others just see me as a Hindu and cannot understand the difference. I cannot blame them either, becvause when i Think of Judism, Islam, Chrisianity, I think of singular religions, and not aware that each of them have differences, such as Islam and its Sunni/Sheite factions etc.

      Therefore, if a person from another religion, which I do not know much about, says some controversial stuff, in the name of their religion, How am I, without knowledge of their religion, able to understand their views as different?

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    143. Re:Hallelujah! by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      the problem with your argument is.. majority of the other CHRISTIANS may know what J.T. and Fox news are not representative, but what about people of OTHER religions, who may not know the details to be able to differentiate between these "loud proclaimer of true Christianity" and other Christians?

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    144. Re:Hallelujah! by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Almost every Single Catholic I have met has embraced modern science, philosophy, Evolution, etc. They are pretty good at understanding that people change, things are discovered, but their belief in god doesnt.

      Hinduism, one of the oldest religions in the world, embraces science and change. The living "philosophy" of love one another, and non-violence is still valid.

      Your "Modern" (american) Chrisitan, is trying to bring back creationism, using such marketing terms such as "intelligent design"

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    145. Re:Hallelujah! by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      Why not? I see no problem as long as they can do a good job of it. Unless you think that being a government official has become synonymous with being corrupt and/or incompetent :).

      There's a lot that could be debated here, but I really don't want to get into it. So suffice to say, in most such positions an official is called upon to make decisions that a Christian should not be making.

      As to your example about Daniel, my view on that is that's one of those things that's changed from Old Testament to New. Again, there's lots of room for debate there but IMO this isn't the place for that.

      The rest of your post I agree with.

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    146. Re:Hallelujah! by renoX · · Score: 1

      1)I said 'normal religious' ie the majority of religious people which is different from *all* religious people. Sure religion doesn't imply necessarily homophobia but unfortunately Christianism and Islam are both homophobic religions currently and they represent the vast majority of religious people so indeed 'normal' (as in those who follow the norm of their religion) religious people are homophobic.

      2)About the Occam razor, I suspect that you don't understand it as there is truly a simpler theory:
      *we just don't know* what/how happened the beginning of the Universe, anyone who is saying 'God did it' is adding an entity (God) without explaining *anything* as this only raise questions without answers 'what is God? and how God was created?' so he's indeed violating the Occam's razor: entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity.

      The Occam's razor is really a central tenet of the scientific method, you're free to ignore it of course, but just don't claim that you believe in science..

    147. Re:Hallelujah! by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Show me one Christian that's open to believe that I won't be judged because I don't believe, and I'll be open to change my classification.

      CS Lewis.

      He felt that it might be possible for a person to be judged on their acts, and so righteous people in non-Christian lands might be able to go to heaven.

    148. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's religious and therefore obviously delusional and prone to ignoring logic.

      Fixed your fix for you.

    149. Re:Hallelujah! by arth1 · · Score: 1

      CS Lewis.

      He felt that it might be possible for a person to be judged on their acts, and so righteous people in non-Christian lands might be able to go to heaven.

      That's still being judged, isn't it? Unless you're willing to concede that I will not be judged by your deity, for whatever reason, you're applying your religion to me.

    150. Re:Hallelujah! by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      Stand up, and ostracise them. Let the world know just what %age are actually these batshit insane fundie death cult

      We (speaking on behalf of my church) are trying to improve things by doing positive, inclusive ministries in the world.

      "Attack!" is rather antithetical to our usual goals and methods. It can also be difficult to separate ourselves from the "batshit insane fundies" when we recognize that black-and-white thinking fundamentalism is a very common starting (and sticking) point in many peoples faith journeys. Think of how often pre-teens and teens have very black and white views on issues as they are beginning to develop socially and mentally into adults. It's a natural step in development, and so we try to encourage the continuing or restarting of spiritual growth for Christians who have hit a sticking point, rather than alienating them. However, this isn't terribly effective at countering the effects of high profile figure claiming to speak "for Christian America" in the public/media awareness. You have given me something extra to bring to the table at the next deacon's meeting. While I can't make promises for others, I do think there is a need for like minded liberal churches in America to publicly voice our differences from our vocal right-wing brethren.

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    151. Re:Hallelujah! by rtechie · · Score: 1

      You can't legislate true Christianity, it completely goes against the definition of what Christianity is. (For proof, you need look no further than the Catholic church in history to see what the result is of legislated Christianity.)

      You don't seem to understand Christianity. Like it or not, Christianity is based entirely on AUTHORITY. Christians believe that certain individuals have direct or near-direct communication with God and the opinions those individuals have on God are DEFINITIVE due to their special connection. These people are informally called "prophets", but Christianity has lots of people in the role that AREN'T called prophets like the Pope, "Early Church Fathers", etc.

      In this context, most Protestant denominations are just making it up as they go along.

      Christianity is about choosing the right path (which is never the easy path).

      Christianity is completely antithetical to the concept of "choosing the right path". There are multiple paths to choose, but only one of them (the orthodox Christian path) leads to immortality. Everyone else is screwed (HOW they are screwed is a matter of some debate).

    152. Re:Hallelujah! by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to understand Christianity.

      No one understands it perfectly, but at this point I'd have to say I have a good deal more understanding about it than you, no offense intended.

      Like it or not, Christianity is based entirely on AUTHORITY.

      Yes. That would be God's authority, not man's.

      Christians believe that certain individuals have direct or near-direct communication with God

      Anyone can have direct communication with God. It's your choice whether you choose to engage in that or not.

      These people are informally called "prophets", but Christianity has lots of people in the role that AREN'T called prophets like the Pope, "Early Church Fathers", etc.

      These are leaders who lead by example, not authority. Their role is to help others along the Christian path. If they are trying to lead authoritatively, you should be very wary of them and look for other leaders.

      Christianity is completely antithetical to the concept of "choosing the right path". There are multiple paths to choose, but only one of them (the orthodox Christian path) leads to immortality. Everyone else is screwed (HOW they are screwed is a matter of some debate).

      Every Christian will have a different path to walk. However it is true that each of those paths must go through Christ. The essence of Christianity is that each person will have to choose Christ or not. No one can be forced to choose that path, or 'converted'. This is what is known as free will. God could have created humans as beings that had no choice but to follow his will, but he wanted beings to choose him of their own volition. Thus true Christianity cannot be legislated, and it cannot be decreed by any authority. It can only be chosen by each individual. Anything else is not true Christianity, but rather some man-made facsimile masquerading under the name. And there are plenty of those.

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    153. Re:Hallelujah! by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I have little time to engage in such discussions at the moment, but you could probably glean most of my arguments by glancing through the curriculum of a standard college level ethics class. You can also choose to look at things in terms of risk analysis and cost/benefit.

      All approaches I can think of depend on one's ability to look beyond simple immediate gratification, however, which is a hurdle far more often than it should be.

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    154. Re:Hallelujah! by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>That's still being judged, isn't it? Unless you're willing to concede that I will not be judged by your deity, for whatever reason, you're applying your religion to me.

      You said this: "Show me one Christian that's open to believe that I won't be judged because I don't believe."

      And I did. There's a difference between being judged on acts and being judged on what you believe. If you want a more liberal soteriology, there's a variety of thoughts on the matter, including a number of people that promote universal soteriology (i.e. everyone goes to heaven). I believe the last pope said that salvation or not was the choice of each individual to accept or turn away from God, which is a different mechanic from the judging which you seem to find distasteful.

      From http://wesleycrouser.wordpress.com/2007/11/11/comparative-soteriologies-roman-catholocism/ --

      "John Paul II asserts that "the elect" refers to every individual. "Connected with the mystery of creation is the mystery of election, which in a special way shaped the history of the people whose spiritual father is Abraham by virtue of his faith. Nevertheless, through this people which journeys forward through the history both of the Old Covenant and the New, that mystery of election refers to every man and woman, to the whole great human family" (John Paul II, Dives in misericordia, Section 4). Again, John Paul II affirms his universal view of salvation: "for each one is included in the mystery of the Redemption and with each one Christ has united himself for ever through this mystery" (John Paul II, Redemptor homonis, Section 13, March 4, 1979)."

    155. Re:Hallelujah! by arth1 · · Score: 1

      *sigh* You still don't get it, do you? When I say I don't want to be judged because I don't believe, I mean judged neither to heaven nor to hell, valhalla or my own planet. It's not about the verdict, it's about the jurisdiction to pass a verdict.
      What John Paul II says there is that I'm included and will be judged, whether I want to be or not, confirming my view that Christianity is an intrusive religion.

      This belief that everyone will be judged by the Christian god is the basis for much of the discrimination done by Christian. Because they are basically nice people, they don't want others to be judged unfavorably. They work to pass laws that reduces "sinning" -- also by those who don't share their faith. And fail to see how this is a horrible violation of other people's faiths or lack thereof.

      I didn't move to your jurisdiction, now get your legislation the hell out of my life. My children aren't going to be judged by your deity, and are not subject to your religious rules. Your belief may say that they are, but mine says that they aren't, and when they're my children, my belief trumps yours.
      They will not be handed dictionaries with "swear words" excised. They will not be taught that kids experimenting sexually with each other or seeing a breast or penis is a sin. They will not think it unnatural that their uncle kisses and goes to bed with another guy. When they reach the age of majority and first make their own choice about religion, I want them to be unencumbered by having had to live under Christian rule.

    156. Re:Hallelujah! by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      I'm not arguing with you, just answering specific comments you had about Christians and the various theories on salvation, since you asked about Christians and whether belief in God is necessary for salvation. I don't necessarily believe CS Lewis, but he's an important thinker, and he certainly believed so. Or at least toyed with the notion of believing so.

      >>What John Paul II says there is that I'm included and will be judged, whether I want to be or not, confirming my view that Christianity is an intrusive religion.

      Meh. Believe it or not, the idea of separation of church and state is a Christian one, stemming from the early days of the Reformation / Protestant Revolution. There's a lot of Christian thought on the matter; Luther thought that a ruler didn't even need to be Christian -- just rational and ethical. He thought that Christianity was not a good foundation for a government, since Christianity is all about forgiveness and salvation, which is to a certain degree incompatible with state justice. You can't really have judges telling murderers, "Go forth and sin no more."

      >>I didn't move to your jurisdiction, now get your legislation the hell out of my life.

      Do you live in Utah or something? I agree, Utah is especially bad at this, and some other states as well, by and large there's secular reasons for most of the laws you'd probably label Christian. You don't need to be a Christian to be annoyed by the shithole that is Amsterdam. As far as kids seeing breasts and such, I trust Dr. Drew's opinions on the matter: he's fairly negative about the consequences of early sexualization of children. I'd agree with you to a certain extent on the marriage thing, but instead of thinking that gays should be given marriage licenses, I don't think the government should legislate marriage at all. If someone wants to get married, let them get married.

      The idea that the government has to give you permission for a marriage license (and I'm getting married in a month or so) really, *really* galls me from a philosophical point of view.

    157. Re:Hallelujah! by arth1 · · Score: 1

      since you asked about Christians and whether belief in God is necessary for salvation

      I did no such thing.

    158. Re:Hallelujah! by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>I did no such thing.

      "Show me one Christian that's open to believe that I won't be judged because I don't believe."

      Perhaps it was a rhetorical question, but from your other statements it does seem like you are unaware that there are different major systems of belief within the Christian thought besides the loud and annoying fundamentalist one.

    159. Re:Hallelujah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    160. Re:Hallelujah! by Reapy · · Score: 1

      Right. But this applies for everyone about everything. Angry athiests, mac users, wii owners, democrats, republicans, fps gamers, console gamers, pc gamers, nascar fans... you name it, if a person likes it, hes probably going to try to sell you on it. We just get pissed off a lot more when its religion and politics :)

    161. Re:Hallelujah! by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      Geeze, I thought that was a hell of a hat trick; point out that the OP doesn't OP doesn't know the title of his own job (or has a depricating sense of humor) by mimicing someone who also mispronounces things (saxamaphone), and tie it together by referencing a commercial known for it's nonsensical words (whatchamacallit). Tough crowd...

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    162. Re:Hallelujah! by arth1 · · Score: 1

      How you can get "Show me one Christian that's open to believe that I won't be judged because I don't believe." to mean "asked about Christians and whether belief in God is necessary for salvation" is beyond my comprehension.

      Do you still not get that it's being judged I have an issue with, not the verdict of the judgment?

      I believe that the Christian god has no jurisdiction over me, and refuse to respect a Christian who won't respect this belief.

    163. Re:Hallelujah! by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Yes. That would be God's authority, not man's.

      You are simply wrong.

      How are you even aware of the CHOICE supposedly offered or that Christ ever EXISTED? Because church authorities said so. Why do you regard the Bible as mostly fact, but the Odyseey and the Iiliad (Greek myths) as mostly fiction? Because church authorities said so.

      You were not THERE. You do not KNOW. You CANNOT know. There is absolutely no way around this. You have to take the WORD of early church authorities that they were telling the truth and recorded everything accurately.

      Now you COULD claim that God is speaking to you directly and verified to you, independently, that every word of the Bible is accurate. If you are, I strongly suggest you contact a psychiatrist and start on medication. If your voices are "real", the medication shouldn't interfere.

      Anyone can have direct communication with God. It's your choice whether you choose to engage in that or not.

      This is a direct contradiction to orthodox Christianity. You are saying that the teachings of any random man on the street are exactly equivalent to those of Jesus Christ. If so, why aren't you following street preachers? And what about the Mormons? Why isn't Joseph Smith a real prophet?

      These are leaders who lead by example, not authority.

      Nonsense. You can argue the martyrs "lead by example", but their authority lies in their divine guidance, not that they managed to get themselves killed. You don't seem to grasp that it's Christian AUTHORITIES that determined whether or not X individual was divinely inspired and whether or not their story should be RECORDED. There are lots of martyrs, prophets, etc. whose stories were not recorded by Christian authorities because they were not "orthodox".

      Anything else is not true Christianity, but rather some man-made facsimile masquerading under the name.

      You don't get to use the "No True Scotsman" fallacy with me. When cornered about the bad behavior of Christians, Protestants ALWAYS say "They weren't REAL Christians." because they want to promote their own little group (when you point out the bad things members of their Protestant sect do, they use it to justify the most recent split).

      At least the Catholics don't try this bullshit tactic. They come up with some pretty ridiculous justifications for Christian actions, but not this weaselly tactic.

      Just so you know, the communists never killed anyone because Stalin, Mao, etc. weren't "real" communists.

    164. Re:Hallelujah! by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      You are simply wrong.

      I can see why you would think that, but you're incorrect.

      How are you even aware of the CHOICE supposedly offered or that Christ ever EXISTED? Because church authorities said so. Why do you regard the Bible as mostly fact, but the Odyseey and the Iiliad (Greek myths) as mostly fiction? Because church authorities said so.

      You were not THERE. You do not KNOW. You CANNOT know. There is absolutely no way around this. You have to take the WORD of early church authorities that they were telling the truth and recorded everything accurately.

      With that logic, nothing can ever be proven. Everything is taken based on someone else's authority. You can't even be sure you actually exist, and that any of this is real.

      This is a direct contradiction to orthodox Christianity. You are saying that the teachings of any random man on the street are exactly equivalent to those of Jesus Christ. If so, why aren't you following street preachers? And what about the Mormons? Why isn't Joseph Smith a real prophet?

      I guess that depends on which 'orthodox Christianity' you're referring to. What I'm talking about is the original true Christianity described in the Bible.

      Nonsense. You can argue the martyrs "lead by example", but their authority lies in their divine guidance, not that they managed to get themselves killed. You don't seem to grasp that it's Christian AUTHORITIES that determined whether or not X individual was divinely inspired and whether or not their story should be RECORDED. There are lots of martyrs, prophets, etc. whose stories were not recorded by Christian authorities because they were not "orthodox".

      Actually, what I was referring to is a lot more simple and mundane. When you lead by example, it means you lead by doing instead of telling. You know, like when you want your kid to not steal stuff or lie, the best way to get them to not do that stuff is by not doing it yourself. Or when you want them to be a respectable person, the best way is to show them by being respectable yourself. It just doesn't work so well when you tell them to do one thing and do something different yourself. Same thing works with adults, for the most part.

      You don't get to use the "No True Scotsman" fallacy with me. When cornered about the bad behavior of Christians, Protestants ALWAYS say "They weren't REAL Christians." because they want to promote their own little group (when you point out the bad things members of their Protestant sect do, they use it to justify the most recent split).

      I'm just pointing out the most basic core elements of Christianity. It's right there in that book known as the Bible, in every translation and version I've ever seen. I'm not talking about fringe elements that are clearly open to debate. It's the basic stuff, like how an internal combustion engine runs on a flammable fuel. Yeah, people have tried to twist it around lots of times in lots of ways, but at the end of the day it still says the same thing in black and white. It hasn't changed in 2,000 years.

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    165. Re:Hallelujah! by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>How you can get "Show me one Christian that's open to believe that I won't be judged because I don't believe." to mean "asked about Christians and whether belief in God is necessary for salvation" is beyond my comprehension.

      Mm, two different meanings of judge. One is eternal judgment, which is what I was speaking of, the other a sort of social criticism of others.

      >>Do you still not get that it's being judged I have an issue with, not the verdict of the judgment?

      All humans criticize people that violate social norms; I'd actually say good Christians are better than most (that crazy "universal love" thing). But sure, most will probably think you sinful for not being Christian, just like how most atheists think Christians are deluded saps who shouldn't be allowed in positions of scientific authority.

    166. Re:Hallelujah! by rtechie · · Score: 1

      With that logic, nothing can ever be proven. Everything is taken based on someone else's authority. You can't even be sure you actually exist, and that any of this is real.

      Completely false. This is the difference between SCIENCE and other forms of knowledge. With science, you can replicate the work. If I say you can combine certain chemicals to make dynamite, ANYONE can verify this by combining those same chemicals.

      Decartes developed logical proofs to prove that he existed "I think therefore I am". They have serious flaws, but that's not your point.

      In any event, you've failed to properly distinguish why you think the Bible is an accurate history and the Iliad is not.

      I guess that depends on which 'orthodox Christianity' you're referring to. What I'm talking about is the original true Christianity described in the Bible.

      What "original true Christianity"? The first Christians were messianic Jews, never read one page of the Bible, did not believe that Jesus was the Son of God, and strictly followed the Jewish law. Or maybe you mean the Gnostics, who closely followed the Messianic Jews. The Bible reflects the views of 4th century orthodox (as distinct from Arianism, Gnosticism, and Messianic Judaism) Christian bishops before the assertion of apostolic succession by the Bishop of Rome.

      When you lead by example, it means you lead by doing instead of telling.

      This is gibberish. You're not aware of the events in the lives of early Christian leaders, just their teachings. And it's not even consistent. Do you change you religious beliefs based on the actions of those around you? So if a Muslim is nice to you today you'll convert to Islam tomorrow? Really?

      I'm just pointing out the most basic core elements of Christianity.

      There are bloody, violent debates among Christians as to what those elements are. Look up "consubstantiation".

      It's right there in that book known as the Bible,

      The Bible isn't "a book". It's a COLLECTION of books written over a thousand years. Like many Christians who don't understand their own religion, you're trying to simplify a complex, conflicted history.

      It hasn't changed in 2,000 years.

      The Bible was compiled about 1600 years ago. There were fierce (and once again, bloody) debates as to which books made it into the canon. The Bible HAS changed in later translations, but mostly these revisions are minor due to the great care taken in the original preparation. Simply because they haven't been adulterated (much) since the 4th century doesn't mean they weren't adulterated before then or that they were accurate to begin with.

    167. Re:Hallelujah! by anothy · · Score: 1

      1) i understand what you're saying, i'm simply asserting that it's wrong and bigoted. you believe in science, right? please provide your evidence or citation that either (a) religion (particularly Christianity, as originally raised here) makes people homophobic, (b) some version of "true" Christianity (avoiding the "no true Scotsman" fallacy) is inherently homophobic, or (c) there is a statistically significant difference in homophobia amongst religious (again, particularly Christian) vs. irreligious people.

      2) I agree Occam's razor is central to scientific rigor, but it doesn't say what you think it does. the razor helps determine between competing theories with equal predictive or explanatory power; the alternatives you've proposed don't fit that. "we don't know" is a perfectly acceptable scientific statement, but it's not a theory. "God did it" is a theory, an explanation, although clearly a very incomplete one without much predictive power.

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    168. Re:Hallelujah! by renoX · · Score: 1

      1) Easy: http://www.boston.com/news/specials/gay_marriage/articles/2005/06/07/pope_says_gay_unions_are_false/
      And you could find dozens of example of high-ranking Christian labeling being gay a sin, saying that gay unions are different from men-wife relationship..

      2) "without much predictive power." without *any* predictive power you mean, so that's a theory which don't add anything over the basic state which is "we don't know".
      And I would add that a corollary of Occam's razor is that extraordinary claim needs extraordinary proof: the existence of God is a very extraordinary claim and there is *no* proof.

    169. Re:Hallelujah! by anothy · · Score: 1

      1) i should have been clearer: for the parent's point to be valid, the citation/reference would have to apply to a statistically significant majority of religious folks (especially Christians). your link gives the view of one Christian and, arguably, official doctrine of the largest sect. but official doctrine frequently diverges from what the people on the ground believe.
      2) yes, i do, in fact, mean "without any predictive power". in both cases, which means neither one is a scientific theory. therefor the entire premise of "denying science" is stupid and irrelevant. also, the "extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof" thing has nothing to do with Occam, and came many centuries later (by Sagan, i think). it's no corollary.

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    170. Re:Hallelujah! by MyIS · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. Just because you don't understand what those millenia of philosophy came up with, doesn't mean that they are a crock.

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  2. Bad news for GTA by Gorm+the+DBA · · Score: 5, Funny
    In related news, sales of Grand Theft Auto took a nose dive, as the free publicity engine Mr. Thompson had given them no longer functions...

    Not that I see that as a bad thing...

    1. Re:Bad news for GTA by philspear · · Score: 1

      His lawsuits weren't the only way he was making a fool of himself over those games. He can still offer publishers money he doesn't have to make videogames that are a parody of videogames, then refuse to pay up. You don't need to be a lawyer to make a confusing spectacle of yourself. And in recent years, he's gotten more press like this, videogamers talking about his latest ridiculousness. The only people who know the name "Jack Thompson" are people who don't agree with him, being disbarred just ensures that he won't ever break into mainstream consciousness again.

    2. Re:Bad news for GTA by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nonsense. He will simply, make the talk show circuit, get backing and funding by some "think of the children" and christian groups, and bam he is back in business using OTHER lawyers.

      In fact, I can imagine that software makers are going to be paying him, via a proxy group, to sue them.

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    3. Re:Bad news for GTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still bet Take Two and Rockstar are gonna throw one hell of a party tonight.

    4. Re:Bad news for GTA by TWX · · Score: 1

      I don't know, since the Florida Bar is using what can be interpreted as the Nuclear Option in his disbarment, it might cause lawyers to consider the ramifications of their Bar certifications if Mr. Thompson as a client goes crazy on them. They might not lose the ability to ever practice law ever again, but they might end up with some form of disbarment like the ten year option.

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    5. Re:Bad news for GTA by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. He will simply, make the talk show circuit, get backing and funding by some "think of the children" and christian groups, and bam he is back in business using OTHER lawyers.

      And with nor Bar Association to keep him personally in check anymore.

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    6. Re:Bad news for GTA by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I just don't think any self-respecting lawyer would work for him. Can you imagine how awful he'd be as a client? God forbid you let him in the courtroom! You'd both be ejected for contempt of court: he for being himself, and you for being unable to keep him from being himself.

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    7. Re:Bad news for GTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just don't think any self-respecting lawyer would work for him.

      Well, yes, but that's a bit of a vacuously true statement.

    8. Re:Bad news for GTA by spazdor · · Score: 1

      To my knowledge, no unicorns work for Mr. Thompson either.

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    9. Re:Bad news for GTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. He will simply, make the talk show circuit, get backing and funding by some "think of the children" and christian groups, and bam he is back in business using OTHER lawyers.

      And with nor Bar Association to keep him personally in check anymore.

      Because he really was kept in check in the past?
      What?

      I don't understand why he wasn't hit with a healthy pile of contempt of court fines.

  3. on the plus side by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    this will give more time to sit around in front of the computer at home, playing video games

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    1. Re:on the plus side by eln · · Score: 3, Funny

      this will give more time to sit around in front of the computer at home, playing video games

      Bad idea. Thanks to him, we all know that violent video games are a direct cause of violent behavior, and I don't think we need someone as dangerously imbalanced as him getting violent.

    2. Re:on the plus side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about practicing law without a license?

  4. Well... by EGSonikku · · Score: 0

    At first i was liek: ...

    and then I LOL'd!

    And then I realized I might miss his special brand of crazy...

    and then I feared someone would take up his cause who may be articulate and not so full of crazy and we will end up in a much worse situation...

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    1. Re:Well... by HangingChad · · Score: 2, Funny

      And then I realized I might miss his special brand of crazy...

      Don't worry, the world is full of crazy. When one falls, seven more rise up to take their place.

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    2. Re:Well... by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      That's why I always set people's heads on fire after I cut them off.

  5. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Psychotria · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article:

    Thompson always wanted to own a Bar. Now, armed with multiple US Supreme Court rulings that no state bar can do what it has done to Thompson, he is set to own that Bar.

    Different kind of bar?

  6. Middle name? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I always assumed his first name was Jack and his middle name was Ass. At least, that's how the voice in my head always said it.

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  7. Boy, I bet he's really frustrated by this by jollyreaper · · Score: 0

    I bet he could blow off some steam with a nice session of GTA4, plow into a crowd of pedestrians with a bus and pretend they're the bar.

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    1. Re:Boy, I bet he's really frustrated by this by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      well according to the article, "Thompson always wanted to own a Bar." Maybe they ment to say "p0wn".

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  8. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Broken+scope · · Score: 2, Insightful

    jack did alot more than piss of some judges.

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  9. What's next? by Robaato · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now that Jack is defying the court order requiring him to have another member in good standing of the Florida bar to submit motions for him, what other sanctions can be placed upon him? Is there a more extreme penalty for him beyond permanent disbarrment?

    Contempt of court, I guess...

    1. Re:What's next? by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Funny

      Permanent Disbarment with Extreme Prejudice. It involves some sort of laser cannon.

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    2. Re:What's next? by discogravy · · Score: 1

      obviously no sharks, they're already talking about lawyers.

    3. Re:What's next? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      It involves some sort of laser cannon.

      Just nuke him from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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    4. Re:What's next? by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      I believe it's called "professional courtesy." (yes, old bad joke)

    5. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a more extreme penalty for him beyond permanent disbarrment?

      Dismemberment.

    6. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about "ignore his improperly-submitted motion and let the disbarrment take effect in 29 days"? Isn't the fact that he took the time to write a decent-length "emergency" motion (in the third person, which I always appreciate from him) which is just going to be ignored punishment enough?

    7. Re:What's next? by elrous0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      They should nuke him from orbit. Only way to be sure.

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    8. Re:What's next? by SpicyLemon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's not just "some sort of" laser cannon. It's the BFG 9000 baby!! grr!!

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    9. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BFG ain't no ansy pansy laser cannon, boy. It's the Big Friggin' Gun! There ain't no other name fo it!

    10. Re:What's next? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Declaration of him as a vexatious litigant would be nice, but AFAIK, that only exists in California.

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    11. Re:What's next? by sorak · · Score: 1

      Now that Jack is defying the court order requiring him to have another member in good standing of the Florida bar to submit motions for him, what other sanctions can be placed upon him? Is there a more extreme penalty for him beyond permanent disbarrment?

      Permanent dismemberment...

    12. Re:What's next? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Permanent dismemberment!

    13. Re:What's next? by Scrab · · Score: 0

      I think it sounds better as "Nuke the shite from orbit."

      Of course that would work even better if you could get Sean Connery to read it aloud...

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  10. Seven Years is the Standard by autocracy · · Score: 1

    Twelve years is a really long time to burn, eh? My biggest complaint is that I have to get a law degree to even sit for the bar. I suppose I have to grief over the ABA as well, now. They're the only ones I can think to blame for destroying the concept of "Reading the Law."

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  11. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by eln · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He was disbarred in Florida. Doesn't this mean he can still take the exam and be re-barred (okay, probably not the word, although anything involving Thompson and rebar sounds like fun) in any other state?

  12. Kind of a shitty link, sorry guys by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Gamepolitics link is to the recommendation, not the approval. My bad. The correct link is this.

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    1. Re:Kind of a shitty link, sorry guys by Javi0084 · · Score: 1

      No one's going to read it anyways :)

  13. JT's emergency filing press release by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Informative
    From Jack's press release regarding his filing of some kind of emergency injunction aggainst the bar:

    Thompson always wanted to own a Bar. Now, armed with multiple US Supreme Court rulings that no state bar can do what it has done to Thompson, he is set to own that Bar.

    1. Doesn't he mean "pwn" that Bar?

    2. Thompson knew this was going to happen, so last week he file an action against the bar; now he claims his disbarment was retaliation. Nice pre-emptive strike last week, Jack -- too bad it's as transparent as day that it's unrelated to the numerous reasons the Florida Bar Association decided you're unfit to practice law.

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  14. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Hairy+Heron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, it takes filing tons and tons of frivolous lawsuits and wasting countless hours of court time and taxpayer money to get where he is at.

  15. Holy cow by gruntled · · Score: 1

    But now who will the teevee morons bring on to rant about how children who play videogames grow up to kill people? Well, maybe with the economy collapsing, they'll spend more time talking about stuff that matters...

    1. Re:Holy cow by athdemo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He'll still be on TV, he just won't be in the courtroom.

    2. Re:Holy cow by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      They could play Counter-Strike, screaming 'Where's my bazoooka'.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7rkQwbY98s

    3. Re:Holy cow by gruntled · · Score: 1

      Nah, without the "officer of the court" background, Jack is just another rabid loon. Television appearances are based on credentials, and Jack just got his yanked. As a former producer for CNN, I can state with some certainty that Jack's days as a talking -- OK, ranting -- head are over. He'll make a nice living on the lecture circuit though. Maybe start up his own church...

    4. Re:Holy cow by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      In fact, considering he's going to have to come up with a new source of income now, expect to see him on all kinds of shows and in the papers a lot more now.

    5. Re:Holy cow by SterlingSylver · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? He's not going to be worried about his income for a long time...he's about to own a bar! I wonder if he'll call it "Shooters"

    6. Re:Holy cow by gruntled · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not gonna happen. You quote people in stories to give arguments authority (again, not to toot my own horn, but I was a journalist for two decades). The only thing Jack is good for going forward is as an example of how the people who think videogames make children commit murder are themselves crazy. How hard is it to get disbarred? John Yoo, the lawyer who wrote the opinion saying it was fine for the United States for disregard 100 years of treaties, international law, and the Geneva Convention and torture people, *he* hasn't been disbarred. Getting disbarred is really highly unusual, absent some kind of criminal conviction (like President Clinton's perjury charges). Jack's credibility is gone forever. I predict a new standard bearer against video game violence will arise: Female, mother with young children, probably calling herself doctor but with a PhD in education. You heard it here first...

    7. Re:Holy cow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. He's only still around because the media loves a jackass.

    8. Re:Holy cow by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Getting disbarred is really highly unusual, absent some kind of criminal conviction (like President Clinton's perjury charges).

      President Clinton was never charged with, much less convicted of, perjury.

      (He also wasn't disbarred from any state bar -- his Arkansas license was suspended for five years; he probably would have been disbarred from the US Supreme Court bar had he not resigned from it.)

    9. Re:Holy cow by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Tell it to "Doctor" Phil...His TV career didn't even start until after they took away his license to practice.

      Jack Thompson has exactly the same credentials: a PhD(Juris Doctorate) with no license to practice. "Good morning, Dr. Thompson, now tell us about the evil videogames."

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    10. Re:Holy cow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Female, mother with young children, probably calling herself doctor but with a PhD in education.

      I think you're setting the bar a bit high here. Throw in "overweight" and replace the PhD with an MA or maybe EdD and you've got it.

    11. Re:Holy cow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Television appearances are based on credentials
      hahaha oh wow you can't be serious.

    12. Re:Holy cow by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

      Can we start a fund to help them buy lots of kool-aid, and sneakers?

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    13. Re:Holy cow by MoeDrippins · · Score: 1

      I believe you are wrong on one point; the martyr card is played - his credibility among the only people who gave him any to begin with, has just soared.

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    14. Re:Holy cow by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      But now who will the teevee morons bring on to rant about how children who play videogames grow up to kill people?

      Easy! They'll use this woman.

      O' course, she's also the reason I refuse to watch CNN anymore, so I'll be spared the rants, thankfully...

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    15. Re:Holy cow by gruntled · · Score: 1

      Clinton Disbarred From Supreme Court

      By Anne Gearan

      Associated Press Writer

      Monday, Oct. 1, 2001; 10:48 a.m. EDT

      WASHINGTON -- The Supreme Court ordered former President Clinton disbarred from practicing law before the high court on Monday and gave him 40 days to contest the order.

      The court did not explain its reasons, but Supreme Court disbarment often follows disbarment in lower courts.

      In April, Clinton's Arkansas law license was suspended for five years and he paid a $25,000 fine. The original disbarment lawsuit was brought by a committee of the Arkansas Supreme Court.

    16. Re:Holy cow by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Nah, without the "officer of the court" background, Jack is just another rabid loon.

      "Our new commentator, former attorney Jack Thompson, who's years-long fight to hold the billion-dollar violent video game industry accountable saw him being dismissed from his job as an officer of a court, ..."

      Television appearances are based on credentials, and Jack just got his yanked.

      On the contrary, he just gained martyrdom.

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  16. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How many states do you think let someone apply to the Bar if another state has this sort of ruling against the person.

  17. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Informative

    From what I limitedly know about the Bar (in Indiana) is that once you've been disbarred in one state, you cant reapply in any other states.

    Any lawyer types care to comment?

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  18. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    All it takes is pissing of the Bar and a few judges, and you've lost what you made with 12 years of college.

    To be fair, he did more than that, he did his darndest to further the stereotype of lawyers as being rabid, idiotic, greedy, power hungry attack dogs. More significantly, he was tying up a lot of time and wasting a lot of other people's money by using completely frivolous lawsuits as a soapbox. Then he was blatantly disrespectful to everyone else, even those who disagreed with him.

    This isn't like being fired because you beat your boss at golf, this is like being fired because you lost your temper, took out an ad in the local newspaper saying your company kills puppies, and then took a shit on your boss' desk.

  19. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by j0nb0y · · Score: 1

    12 years? Only takes 7 to become an attorney. Four years of undergrad + three of law school. Although to many students the three years of law school may *feel* like eight years, it is actually only three :]

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  20. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you DEFENDING Jack Thompson?

  21. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Chyeld · · Score: 1

    All it takes is pissing of the Bar and a few judges, and you've lost what you made with 12 years of college.

    Why exactly DO we need professional associations that one is compelled to be in? The AMA shows their true colors every so often too...

    Or rather, it takes a complete and utter disregard for the rules and meaning of the law that he swore to uphold and a complete disrespect for the legal system bordering on psychotic.

  22. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by mkraft · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the number of frivolous law suits he filed had nothing to do with it.

    He's basically been harassing a number of gaming companies, wasting the courts time and overall been abusing his position.

    It's his own fault he was disbarred and frankly it's about time. Unfortunately, he'll probably just move to another state and take the bar exam there, pass it and start up his wild law suits again.

  23. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people in the US spend 7 years in college to get a law degree. 12 years and you are doing something wrong.

  24. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Cerberus7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly. If all it took was pissing off some judges, he'd have been disbarred a long, long, LONG time ago. He demonstrated compete disregard for the legal system with meritless filings for YEARS, and as a result got exactly what he deserved.

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  25. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by j0nb0y · · Score: 5, Informative

    Every state bar requires a background check before allowing anyone to sit for the bar exam. The background check of Jack Thompson would reveal the Florida disbarment, and there is approximately a zero percent chance that any state bar association would let him sit for the exam.

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  26. There are easier ways to resolve this matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why didn't they just steal a car and run him over?

  27. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Hairy+Heron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yep, it's not as if judges and the Bar only recently got pissed at him. He's been the thorn in the side of the Florida legal system for years and years. He just got way too cocky and he finally is now paying for his years of shenanigans.

  28. Won't someone please think of the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't someone please think of the children? -- Helen Lovejoy

  29. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by santiagoanders · · Score: 5, Funny

    He did what with the piss of some judges?

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  30. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well... he eats you."

    That kind of bar. I think.

  31. Well I'll be... by Androclese · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...the system actually works on occasion.

    1. Re:Well I'll be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only when it is profitable for, or they really piss off, the people in charge.

  32. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Funny

    This isn't like being fired because you beat your boss at golf, this is like being fired because you lost your temper, took out an ad in the local newspaper saying your company kills puppies, and then took a shit on your boss' desk.

    You sound like you've thought this through. ;-)

    Cheers

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  33. All it means... by jlindy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Meh...All this means now is that he'll run for the senate. After all being a disbarred loon is a perfect qualification considering the company he'd be keeping.

  34. This will be a day long remembered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It has seen the end of Jack Thompson,
    It has seen the end of a RIAA lawsuit,
    The end of copyright cops,
    The end of Comcast's forging of RST packets,
    It will soon see the end of the Empire itself!

    1. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by evilbessie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      12 noon, January 20th 2009.

    2. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by Zarhan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can add to that list

      http://torrentfreak.com/european-parliament-says-no-to-three-strikes-law-080925/ (URL pretty much tells what's that about)

      and

      The Pirate Bay's blocking in Italy is apparently overruled after TPB sent in their lawyers.

      This is a *very* good day :)

    3. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by nebaz · · Score: 1

      This will be a day long remembered.

      Just remember what happened the last time you said that.

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    4. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will soon see the end of the Empire itself!

      hmmm

    5. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 4, Funny

      The end of an error.

    6. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember what happened the last time you said that.

      "I think you overestimate their chances!"

      (A two-meter target at maximum speed? Impossible, even with goatseon torpedoes. :)

    7. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 4, Funny

      I also hear Duke Nukem Forever went gold today!

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    8. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have I slipped into another universe where it's April 1?

    9. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got $5 to whoever can find the story about the CEO of AIG being found in a back alley with blood streaming from his rectum.

      I know it's out there!

    10. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It will soon see the end of the Empire itself!"

      wait until after the mortgage bail out fails and then even with global petrol reduction the global economy tanks without americans able to borrow money to buy big houses they can't afford to drive the global consumerism when there is no real economic reason for the economy to be spurred.

      last time they called it black monday and the 'great depression' and it immediately followed the 'roaring 20's' or the 'golden twenties'

      oh and the large hadron collider, while a boon for science uses more power than most normal sized cities. space exploration is also a huge drain of limited resources.. although if you want to prevent a giant meteorite the size of alaska from hitting the earth unexpectedly there has to be some kind of advanced space research and launch capabilities...

      it's happened to the earth twice already the first time the object was big enough to make the moon out of parts of the earth. the second time it caused global climate change that wiped out the dinosaurs.

      but on the other hand, massive consumerism can cause global climate change itself, and eventually sustainable farming will be threatened.

      the easy out is atomic energy, look at a country like france, that gets 75% of it's energy from atomic power. there are really tons of ways to create fissile isotopes, if all the U-238 out there was changed to plutonium there would be millions of years worth of fissile material, and there is even more thorium out there that can be converted to u-233. (india is one of the countries that uses thorium, albeit to create atomic weapons.)

      to create one thousand megawatt hours of power for 1 day it takes 6.6lbs of fissile material. there are 14 million tons of u-235 and the uranium rods in most reactors are about 3% u-235 and and 97% u-238 remember, u-238 is easily turned to plutonium, which is also highly fissile. the problem? plutonium is the stuff of atomic weapons, and is scary, ohh scary, oh yeah, and a lot of neutron radiation is helpful. the best neutron source, is large scale fission and fusion reactors, which means you can design a super large reactor that creates more fuel to burn as it runs.

      atomic energy costs a lot of money though. it's got the lowest carbon footprint though.

    11. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      wait until after the mortgage bail out fails and then even with global petrol reduction the global economy tanks without americans able to borrow money to buy big houses they can't afford to drive

      "One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it and the whole building started up. So I drove it around. A policeman stopped me for going too fast. He said, 'Where do you live?' I said, 'Right here.' Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway." -- Steven Wright

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    12. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      It has seen the end of Jack Thompson,
      It has seen the end of a RIAA lawsuit,
      The end of copyright cops,
      The end of Comcast's forging of RST packets,
      It will soon see the end of the Empire itself!

      $700 billion should about do it, Empire ended. :(

    13. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I've got $5 to whoever can find the story about the C* of AIG being found in the back of their prison cells with blood streaming from their rectums.

      FTFY.

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    14. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can add to that list

      http://torrentfreak.com/european-parliament-says-no-to-three-strikes-law-080925/ (URL pretty much tells what's that about)

      and

      The Pirate Bay's blocking in Italy is apparently overruled after TPB sent in their lawyers.

      This is a *very* good day :)

      Well why the Fuck isn't that on Slashdot?
      Or did I just miss it?

    15. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by johanatan · · Score: 1

      Isn't it also safe to say that today is the first day of the year of the linux desktop?

    16. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by Pyrion · · Score: 1

      Add the largest bank failure in US history (no link, no point (i'm lazy), it's all over the fscking news) to that list.

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    17. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by EricWright · · Score: 1

      No, t

    18. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by EricWright · · Score: 1

      That's supposed to read

      No, that will be January 20, 2009

      PS I hate this new comment submission screen...

    19. Re:This will be a day long remembered. by evilbessie · · Score: 1

      No it's not. I chose to mix and match my styles, being British I wouldn't use the short form in that order being a dd/mm/yy kind of guy, except in computers where it should always be yyyymmdd (alphabetically sortable you see). Yes UNIX date format is also easily sortable, but it's not what I'd call readable. So the 'th' is deliberate and correct.

  35. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    This isn't like being fired because you beat your boss at golf, this is like being fired because you lost your temper, took out an ad in the local newspaper saying your company kills puppies, and then took a shit on your boss' desk.

    You mean, there is a law against that? If there is, it violates my first amendment right, I am suing you buddy.

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  36. He doesn't know when to quit... by Coopjust · · Score: 5, Informative
    In his response, he accuses the bar of acting against him to protect the "unethical" conduct of the State Attorney general against one of his clients. He goes on to insinuate that one of the justices didn't actually know anything about the case (scratch that, it's an outright accusation:

    it is fascinating that Justice Cannady, who has undoubtedly reviewed absolutely nothing about this disciplinary case, has put his name to this disbarment order on the day that he was served with the federal civil rights action. What a coincidence.

    1. Re:He doesn't know when to quit... by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      More accurately a potential client.

      That poor guy would be better off acting as his own council.

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    2. Re:He doesn't know when to quit... by miskate · · Score: 1

      it is fascinating that Justice Cannady, who has undoubtedly reviewed absolutely nothing about this disciplinary case, has put his name to this disbarment order on the day that he was served with the federal civil rights action. What a coincidence.

      Yes, such a coincidence.

      Because, you know, the courts don't have to notify the parties with a date and time a day or so before the judge hands down an order so everyone involved can be in court to receive it.

  37. Whatever will we do by Steeltalon · · Score: 1

    Without his constant idiocy and paranoid delusions of grandeur?

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    1. Re:Whatever will we do by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      I don't know, hopefully he'll gt a show on Fox News or something.

      The world is a little less funny today.

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  38. Sucks when actions have consequences by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe you think everyone should be able to do whatever the hell they want whenever they want, and if people don't like it, they can piss off?

    Actions have consequences. When you screw up, you have to pay the price. I know, making people pay for their mistakes is taking away their freedom to be douchebags. Obviously these professional associations, by holding their members to certain standards, must hate our freedoms.

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    1. Re:Sucks when actions have consequences by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Maybe you think everyone should be able to do whatever the hell they want whenever they want, and if people don't like it, they can piss off?

      Not everyone, just me. ;)

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  39. April fools? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean seriously - this is just too good to be true.

    Jack Thompson disbarred. The RIAA loses its first court case on their "making available" theory.

    I'm waiting for the OMG ponies to show up.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:April fools? by itsdapead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I mean seriously - this is just too good to be true. Jack Thompson disbarred. The RIAA loses its first court case on their "making available" theory.

      Wait till you get to the one about your government wanting $2000 of your money to bail out banks who apparently still thought that pyramid schemes were a good idea.

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    2. Re:April fools? by internerdj · · Score: 1

      Actually we are all patiently waiting for the release date of Duke Nukem Forever to pop up in the game section later today.

    3. Re:April fools? by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 4, Funny

      This just in: SCO admits shenanigans, forfeits all future appeals!

      Microsoft declares the war is over; adopts open-source licenses for all of its products

      P is proven not to equal NP; poor grad student becomes king of shit fuck mountain ...I mean seriously, what a day! I don't know about all of you, but I'm going to go celebrate by playing my "murder simulator"!

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    4. Re:April fools? by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, "free market". Or even: "free"-market. Both work.

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    5. Re:April fools? by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They want to bail out banks and still let them collect on as many of the loans as they can, too. Don't you think if they're going to cover the loan losses that the loan should be fully forgiven and the people should keep the collateral? After all, the government is paying the loans with the taxpayers' money.

    6. Re:April fools? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Poor Republicans are having to face up to the brutal reality that their beloved "free market" doesn't always work so fucking well. They've been selling it for so long as the solution to every problem that they're way out of their element when it fails miserably.

      Right, because socialism never had any unintended effects like the complete implosion of the second largest country in the world or anything. Sorry to inject facts into that black/white, partisan view of the world.

      The problem wasn't the free market so much; the problem was the government manipulation of available capital via the Federal Reserve. You drop interest rates to basically nothing and keep them there for years, because of unintended consequences like what we are seeing now. Low interest rates == overspeculation.

      This problem was caused specifically because Alan Greenspan decided that the best way to create a stable economy was with rollercoaster interest rates. Didn't work well.

    7. Re:April fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had done the math to get that number as well. However, note that children do not have income and thus do not pay income tax. So assuming that 2/3 of the population pays income taxes -- I'm guessing this number is actually a little high -- they actually want $3500 from all tax payers.

      Go, Bush!

    8. Re:April fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SWEEET!

    9. Re:April fools? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      No, the problem is the *NO* system is the be-all-end-all economic system that's going to solve all our problems. Too many conservatives have spent the last few decades treating free market capitalism as some kind of Holy Grail that can turn everything it touches into a well-oiled perpetual machine. But free market capitalism is flawed just like any other system. And, like every other system, it has its strengths and weaknesses (and things it should and shouldn't be applied to).

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    10. Re:April fools? by gothzilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean poor Republicans having to fix a problem caused by Democrats that started all the way back with Carter? Have you seen any calls for congressional hearings? Investigations? Know why? Because the Democrats can't find any Republicans to blame it on. The NYT tried to blame one of McCain's aides but their article was quickly debunked as total crap. I'd love it if one day the media started getting sued for the crap they invent.

      Poor Democrats are having to face up to the brutal reality that their beloved socialism doesn't always work so fucking well. A few hundred years of history should have made that obvious though.

    11. Re:April fools? by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      Don't you think if they're going to cover the loan losses that the loan should be fully forgiven and the people should keep the collateral? Not when you are using my tax dollars to cover the loan losses. I want that house back, to be sold to pay back what is owed. It is not just the banks or investment bankers or mortgage brokers who are at fault here, but also the borrowers who helped inflate housing prices, by taking loans that they could not afford to pay, for no money down, in the hopes that they would continue to appreciate in value. If you bought a house at more than 3x your annual income you deserve to get foreclosed on.

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    12. Re:April fools? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Right, because socialism never had any unintended effects like the complete implosion of the second largest country in the world or anything.

      Denmark? Belgium? Sorry, not quite following you there - there was the USSR, but it keeled over because of command economies and crazy bosses.

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    13. Re:April fools? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Right, because socialism never had any unintended effects like the complete implosion of the second largest country in the world or anything.

      I suspect that the sort of high-stakes crap game in which Wall Street has just thrown snake eyes has about as much in common with the ideals of capitalism as the old USSR had in common with the political ideals of socialism.

      I thought capitalism was supposed to work because of "enlightened self-interest". Looks like the "enlightened" bit got outsourced.

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    14. Re:April fools? by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      "Poor Democrats are having to face up to the brutal reality that their beloved socialism doesn't always work so fucking well. A few hundred years of history should have made that obvious though."

      "Poor Republicans are having to face up to the brutal reality that their beloved "free market" doesn't always work so fucking well."

      You are both idiots. This is not a Republican/Democrat issue. They are both corrupt and complicit. Borrow and spend vs. Tax and spend. You both suck. The Free Market however, when properly regulated and left to it own devices, is a beautiful and efficient machine. "Too big to fail," is just too big. "Get smaller" -Nixon. And if you think this mess started with Carter, when he and Volker were the ones who cleaned up the last mess, you need to get educated. If we could keep Bush and the Democratic congress out of out of the mix this credit crisis would resolve itself much more quickly and efficiently. Yes, there would be pain, but the American people deserve it, for electing financial incompetents who only tell them what they want to hear, instead of the truth. Get ready for a decade long stretch of double digit inflation and interest rates.

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    15. Re:April fools? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They want to bail out banks and still let them collect on as many of the loans as they can, too. Don't you think if they're going to cover the loan losses that the loan should be fully forgiven and the people should keep the collateral? After all, the government is paying the loans with the taxpayers' money.

      No.

      Don't you get it?

      "Personal responsibility" is for working-class peons. They were stupid enough to take loans they couldn't afford (and if they believed the financial planner who said they could, that's also their fault) and they can't get out of that just because the chickens have come home to roost. They need to take responsibility for their irresponsibility, not have the government come in like a dad whose son spent their tuition money on beer.

      "Too big to fail" is the mantra for the movers and shakers in the finance industry. For one, it's not their money they're screwing around with, so it's not personal. For two, building an entire economic edifice on top of the backs of debtors who can't afford their debt isn't irresponsible, it's simply a calculated risk. Taking risks is what the pioneers did, and it made this country great, so we shouldn't discourage that by making them suffer the consequences of that risk. Besides, these people are important.

      Ahem. Sorry. I'm depressing myself in a thread that should be full of glee.

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    16. Re:April fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada Imploded? When did this happen?

    17. Re:April fools? by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I regret that I have no more mod points. :-(

    18. Re:April fools? by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      I don't want to start a 'thing' here (I am agreeing with you) but the USSR (of which the gp talks) wasn't socialist it was communist (Stalin and later), there is a difference - not that many westerners (want to) know it. - It just adds weight to your argument.
      elrous0's comment above articulates closer to my thoughts on the grandparent's comment.

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    19. Re:April fools? by FunWithKnives · · Score: 2, Informative

      The USSR was not communist. A communist country has never been in existence. The closest the human race has ever come were the basic "share and share alike" systems of nomadic hunter-gatherer tribes thousands of years ago, where private property meant nothing and the community as a whole owned everything collectively. "Communist government," in fact, is an oxymoron, because communism is classless. You have to have anarchy to have a truly classless system. Communism is a utopian ideal that the human race will have to grow into in an evolutionary manner if it is ever to actually be realised.

      The USSR, while certainly not communist, did not fit the definition of socialism either. Socialism and democracy share a reciprocal relationship, and you can never truly have one without the other. Perhaps the USSR was somewhat democratic in the beginning, around the time of the first Five Year Plan, when the worker's councils still had a say in the economy, but it never really got anywhere after that, and when Stalin came to power as a full-on dictator, it was right out the window. The USSR was a planned economy, but it sure as hell wasn't planned by the people, it was planned by Stalin and the bureaucratic elite. I think of it as a form of state capitalism, but some don't agree with me on that.

      Sorry for the pedantry. I just wanted to try to clarify what communism is and isn't.

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    20. Re:April fools? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      The bailout at all is, in the long term, probably a bad idea at all. If they're going to do it, though, they shouldn't reward the mortgage resellers for encouraging bigger loans on shadier credentials.

      I watched a good portion of Night Business Report on PBS tonight. Thankfully, how the deal makers on Capitol Hill are planning the "bailout" is not just throwing money at the big investment companies. They want the government to buy these mortgage-backed securities for some price between what they should actually be worth and what the skittish Wall Street firms are willing to pony up to buy them.

      If the projections go at all close to what anyone's honest numbers for these loan packages are, then the government will make money on an investment other than the Post Office for once.

      It's a much better solution than just giving AIG, Lehman Bros., WaMu, Fannie Mae, and Freddie Mac operating capital like much of the mainstream press has been hinting the deal would be.

    21. Re:April fools? by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      Solving a credit crisis by borrowing even more money from foreign interests, to keep people in overpriced houses that they can not afford by giving that money to those who lent irresponsibly in the first place is abhorrent to me.

      No limits on executive compensation? No equity in exchange for the funds? No executive or congressional oversight? Off loading bad bets to the American tax payer? The plan as originally submitted is a bad bankers wet dream.

      Fail.

      Let the market punish the bad actors.



      http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/9/25/115925/299/175/610043

      http://bigpicture.typepad.com/comments/2008/09/ots-puts-washin.html

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    22. Re:April fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > P is proven not to equal NP

      Bah, proving them equal would be far more useful.

    23. Re:April fools? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Let the market punish the bad actors.

      But the market's act of punishing them punishes all of us. So the question becomes, what hurts me, as a middle class taxpayer, worse. Bailing them out, or not. No one is able to answer that question. So the government is taking the lower-risk choice (right or wrong, their logic is solid). We don't have Capitalism, and the only people that claim we do are the ones calling Obama Socialist. We give money to all sorts of corporations by the billions on a regular basis, so this isn't an idealogical problem.

    24. Re:April fools? by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      "So the question becomes, what hurts me, as a middle class taxpayer, worse."

      What hurts you the middle class taxpayer worse is the U.S Government spending 700B$ to bail out their investment banker buddies in a futile effort to prop up a failed ponzi scheme. That money could have been better spent to benefit those who did not actually cause the problem. Or saved for a time when it could have done the maximum good.

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  40. Nerd-vana by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Funny

    So today we have stories in which the DOJ opposes becoming the Federal Copyright Cops, the RIAA loses a couple hundred thousand dollar lawsuit, and Jack Thompson gets disbarred. To quote Perfect Strangers: Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!

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    1. Re:Nerd-vana by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Didn't even have to use the AK.

      Today was a good day.

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  41. Time to change careers by al3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Great. Now that he doesn't have all that lawyer stuff taking up his time he'll be able to save the children full-time by being a consultant or lobbyist or something.

  42. I feel like fry after discovering snu snu by Caboosian · · Score: 0

    Yes, I'm very happy at the news of Jack's disbarment, but at the same time, I fear he will find a new place to espouse his, err, "opinions" at fox news. They picked up Karl Rove, so Jackie boy seems like such a perfect fit.

    1. Re:I feel like fry after discovering snu snu by maxume · · Score: 1

      Like him or not, Karl Rove is clearly a shrewd political operator. Jack Thompson is little more than a windbag.

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  43. Can somebody.... by 8127972 · · Score: 4, Funny

    .... Please give him a cup of hot coffee to calm him down?

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    1. Re:Can somebody.... by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      Ok, that was funny .. somebody should say that on TV.

    2. Re:Can somebody.... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Please give him a cup of hot coffee to calm him down?

      If Jack "Ass" Thompson were having hot coffee, he wouldn't have started all this in the first place.

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  44. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by GogglesPisano · · Score: 1

    Jack Thompson has only himself and his repeated unethical behavior to blame for flushing 12 years of college down the drain. He is exactly the reason that we need associations such as the bar and the AMA.

  45. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 5, Informative

    I want to be really clear here: disbarrment is beyond uncommon. It's happened a handful of times, nation wide, in the last few years. Even suspensions are difficult to get. Most bar proceedings that go anywhere result in, at most, a public slap on the wrist and a note on your record.

    Even suspensions are survivable.

    Jack Thompson, among other things, submitted porn to the courts, accused multiple judges of bribery in open court and public filings, violated numerous ethical rules regarding practice without a license, good character, etc. He falsely represented himself as being the lawyer for criminal victims, profited off their suffering, and then lied in court about it. He accused other lawyers of just as bad offenses, without a shred of evidence. On a more personal level, I can confirm that years ago, he physically broke into at least one lawyer's office to drop of papers and "scare" them (I know the lawyer personally).

    Jack Thompson is a festering boil on the hide of the law.

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  46. Same rule in health care by querist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know about law, but in various health care professions (I keep my chiropractic license for pro bono patients) and licensed engineers (I know a few), one of the first questions they ask on any application for a license is something along the lines of

    "Has your license to practice ever been suspended or revoked in this or any other jurisdiction, or has any [insert profession] board taken disciplinary action against you? If yes, please provide a detailed explaination."

    That usually means that if you were booted in one jurisdiction, your chances of being licensed in another jurisdiction are sufficiently close to zero to be indistinguishable from zero for all practical purposes.

    Oh, and if you are found out to have LIED on that question, your license is automatically revoked (at least in SC) and you're fined heavily. For some professions, that's even a felony and includes jail time.

    1. Re:Same rule in health care by geekoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "I keep my chiropractic license "

      Yeah, because that would be tough to get again~

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    2. Re:Same rule in health care by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering they basically invented a new type of disbarment for him, I think his lawyer days are over.

      Normally (in florida) they block you from trying to get your license back for 5 years, but the original trial recommended 10 years, and the referee, upon reviewing the evidence, recommended permanent disbarment, because 10 years wasn't enough. Even with the minimum disbarment, it would have been extremely unlikely for him to get re-certified...With this extraordinary disbarment? Impossible.

      He may do something else, but it won't be law, not in this country.

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    3. Re:Same rule in health care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That usually means that if you were booted in one jurisdiction, your chances of being licensed in another jurisdiction are sufficiently close to zero to be indistinguishable from zero for all practical purposes.

      That sounds like you're channeling Doc Smith.

  47. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would you defend a doctor that frequently kills his patients due to mistakes, or an engineer that signs off plans for buildings that fall down and kill everyone in them? Disbarring Jack is like this. He has, over and over and over, shown he is not willing to follow even minimal proffesional behaviour when practising law.

  48. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Psychotria · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well it was a response that was meant to be tongue-in-cheeck. Thanks for the response though Creepy-boy :P

  49. OMG PONIES! by jaguth · · Score: 2, Funny

    OMG PONIES!!!!!11!!!11

    1. Re:OMG PONIES! by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah! There they are. Thanks.

      Now that that's out of the way, where's my copy of Duke Nukem forever? Or my notice of an auction at SCO so I can buy Darl McBride's desk?

      BTW speaking of Slashdot on April Fools day - this would be a really excellent move on the part of the industry.

      Everyone knows /. is completely useless on April 1. Wouldn't it be funny if the industry took use of that fact and posted an important story on April 1st specifically to take advantage of that?

      "RIAA admits to wrongdoing in their ongoing lawsuit cash grab. Offers refund to everyone who contacts them today."

      We'd all say, "Yeah right! OMG ponies." and not email them. They'd be in the clear.

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      rediculous.
    2. Re:OMG PONIES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because the world revolves around slashdot, right?

    3. Re:OMG PONIES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you saying that it doesn't?

    4. Re:OMG PONIES! by Electrawn · · Score: 1

      Gmail was released on April 1st, 2004.

    5. Re:OMG PONIES! by DeputySpade · · Score: 1

      In order to ensure that an important news story shows up on /. on 1 Apr, wouldn't it have to be originally published sometime around 3 Feb?

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    6. Re:OMG PONIES! by meringuoid · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows /. is completely useless on April 1. Wouldn't it be funny if the industry took use of that fact and posted an important story on April 1st specifically to take advantage of that? Happened once before and a lot of people didn't believe it. Free email with a gigabyte of storage? You're having a laugh, right? Sure. Look at the date. No way could even Google do that!

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  50. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by BPPG · · Score: 1

    Say, friend, you got any more of that good sassparilla?

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  51. Look to national politics? by OmniGeek · · Score: 1

    Of course, no one would *ever* suggest that our national political environment is characterized by "constant idiocy and paranoid delusions of grandeur" - mainly because they'd be likely to wind up on the Terrorist Watch List if they did so. ;-)

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    1. Re:Look to national politics? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Our nation political environment isn't characterized by constant idiocy. The level of idiocy is constantly in flux, although it tends to rise over time when viewed on a grand scale.

  52. IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    and soon I won't be the only one who can say that.

    1. Re:IANAL by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      The court should offer to suspend his fine for as long as he prefaces everything he writes with "IANAL, but [...]"

  53. Not Quite... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now that Jack is defying the court order requiring him to have another member in good standing of the Florida bar to submit motions for him,

    From TFSCD, "The Court approves the corrected referee's report and John Bruce Thompson is permanently disbarred, effective thirty days from the date of this order so that respondent can close out his practice and protect the interests of existing clients. If respondent notifies the Court in writing that he is no longer practicing and does not need the thirty days to protect existing clients, this Court will enter an order making the permanent disbarment effective immediately. Respondent shall accept no new business from the date this order is filed."

    It looks like he is disbarred 30 days from the date of notice, not immediately. They do graciously allow him to be disbarred sooner if he wishes.

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    1. Re:Not Quite... by egomaniac · · Score: 2, Informative

      You misunderstand. This has nothing to do with his disbarment; rather GPP is referring to a previous court order prohibiting him from submitting briefs that were not signed by another bar member in good standing.

      By submitting this motion he has violated that order, though I doubt much will come of it since he has already been disbarred.

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    2. Re:Not Quite... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      By submitting this motion he has violated that order, though I doubt much will come of it since he has already been disbarred.

      Ahh, I missed that. Anything that gets him locked up for contempt is a good thing, I say.

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    3. Re:Not Quite... by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It gets better. Read his emergency filing, and you learn that basically his whole argument is this:

      1. Innocent person "Bob" is in jail, due to a conspiracy by the Bar.
      2. Due to Thompson's disbarrment, Thompson (the only one who sees the conspiracy) can no longer represent "Bob".
      3. "Bob" is doomed unless Thompson's disbarrment is stayed.

      Of course, they could always suspend the disbarrment until "Bob"'s case is decided, and then disbar him. That would be even more awesome, because then they get to smack him down for his conspiracy theory as well!

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  54. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many of those other bachelor degree types have jobs where they can easily cause completely innocent people to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars defending themselves or go to jail?

    There are many, many professional fields where if you make potentially life-threatening decisions, you are expected to remain in good standing with some sort of professional society. Professional engineers and medical doctors, for example, can be permanently banned from practicing their profession if they prove that they're bad enough at it.

    It may not be "cool", but our society has determined that it's better than leaving an incompetent individual with the power to destroy hundreds of other peoples' lives.

  55. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like, say the medical field?

    If you look over the history of Mr Thompson, you'd realize this was not the result of one incident. The Florida Bar gave him ample opprotunity to get back on the straight and narrow and he ignored it.

    You need a licence to practice law. It demonstrates that you have an understanding of not just the knowledge, but also the principles and ethics of the profession. You need a licence to fly a plane. You need a licence to practice medicine.

    If there's a pilot who habitually endangers the lives of passengers, I don't care how many hours he racked up flying, he has demonstrated he does not have the responsibility to be behind the wheel of hundreds of tons of steel hundreds of feet in the air. Does this mean he should be employable as something else? No. Just not as a pilot anymore.

    If there's a doctor who consistantly endangers the lives of patients, I don't care if he practiced at Johns Hopkins, he's shown contempt for the responsibilities of his job and should have his licence revoked. Does this mean he's unemployable elsewhere? No, just the medical profession.

    It's a GOOD thing these fields are able to police themselves; they know the most about their field. I wouldn't want 12 random people to judge the acts of a lawyer acting as a lawyer: I'd want OTHER lawyers, who know the details and intricacies of the profession, to determine if he's stepped out of bounds

  56. Internet Joke. by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    So a Rabbi and Priest and Jack Thompson walk into a bar.

    The Rabbit goes, "oy what is this?"

    The Priest Goes, "Ouch that hurt!"

    Jack Thompson says, "I am going to sue the bar!"

    Then he gets Disbarred.

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    1. Re:Internet Joke. by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      good thing the rabbi had that rabbit strapped to him to take the impact

  57. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by megamerican · · Score: 1

    ... and you've lost what you made with 12 years of college.

    Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life, Son.

    Sincerely,

    Dean Vernon Wormer
    Faber College

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  58. The only way to win this game, is not to play. by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

    The only way to win this game, Mr Thompson, is not to play. -W.H.O.P.P.E.R.

    1. Re:The only way to win this game, is not to play. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's W.O.P.R.

  59. Want to know why? He went after the judges. by k1e0x · · Score: 1

    I believe I heard that Jack Thompson discovered that many of the judges in FL did not sign their oath of office.

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    1. Re:Want to know why? He went after the judges. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even remotely accurate, and certainly not the reason he's been disbarred.

    2. Re:Want to know why? He went after the judges. by k1e0x · · Score: 1

      28 May 2008

      Extracts from the Close-Out Memo
      The signature on the loyalty oath taken by Judge Dava Tunis is a forgery. The judge recently recommended that anti-game crusader Jack Thompson be found guilty on several charges of professional misconduct.

      According to a report in the Daily Business Review, with supporting material from the Florida legal blog, 'justicebuilding', "The state attorney's office has concluded the signatures of three Miami-Dade judges were forged on their 2000 loyalty oaths, but no criminal charges will be filed."

      The reason for the lack of criminal charges is down to the statute of limitations - it's apparently nothing to do with the fact that Florida judges can rule in cases of law, despite forged signatures (which they had nothing to do with and no knowledge of at all).

      The forgeries came to light due to Thompson himself requesting an enquiry into the situation.

      The 'close-out memo' (a memo summarising the investigation) states that, "Judge Tunis stated to investigators that the signature on the Loyalty Oath document is clearly a forgery, and that she had no recollection of having signed the form."

      However, the memo also states, "There is no conceivable criminal motive for a judge to have participated in a forgery of his or her own loyalty oath."

      http://news.spong.com/article/15468/Jack_Thompsons_Judge_Signature_WAS_Forged?cb=842

      I don't know.. you make what you will of that..

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    3. Re:Want to know why? He went after the judges. by VoltCurve · · Score: 0

      Jack Thompson "discovered" a lot of stuff that isn't true.

    4. Re:Want to know why? He went after the judges. by k1e0x · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, don't get the impression I like this guy.. I think he is slime, I couldn't possibly defend him.. lol

      I'm just saying there may be more to it.

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    5. Re:Want to know why? He went after the judges. by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had heard that before too.

      Interesting that there is no mention of that on the Wikipedia entry, since it certainly has the potential to factor into what is going on here.

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    6. Re:Want to know why? He went after the judges. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      The reason for the lack of criminal charges is down to the statute of limitations - it's apparently nothing to do with the fact that Florida judges can rule in cases of law, despite forged signatures (which they had nothing to do with and no knowledge of at all).

      IAAFL and his argument was completely ridiculous. There is no legal basis to support the contention that failure to sign the loyalty oath means a judge's orders are invalid or void. The relevant law has a remedy for failure to sign the oath; the person's supervisor is penalized for allowing the person to work without having signed it. As a side note the loyalty oath is almost indistinguishable from a part of the Florida Bar oath already taken by all lawyers (including the judges here) in the state.

    7. Re:Want to know why? He went after the judges. by k1e0x · · Score: 1

      No, in order to be a judge the law states they must sign it. Jack Thompson was arguing not that there was a crime or a forgery, but that they never were judges at all to begin with. That would mean that all the cases they tried would be thrown out.. it's a pretty serious charge.

      Jack is a slime bag, he was proven wrong over and over again.. but he might have had something with this and now the state wants him gone and the matter forgotten about.

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    8. Re:Want to know why? He went after the judges. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      No, in order to be a judge the law states they must sign it.

      Nope, there is nothing in the law that says the actions taken by a judge who has not signed the loyalty are void. The law says basically a) refusal to sign the loyalty oath will result in discharge, and b) until they sign the oath they cannot receive a paycheck. Additionally, while the Florida Supreme Court has held that judges are to sign the loyalty oath, removal of judges is granted solely to the Supreme Court of Florida, after investigation by the Judicial Qualifications Commission.

      Jack Thompson was arguing not that there was a crime or a forgery, but that they never were judges at all to begin with.

      Jack Thompson's legal skills are, in my opinion, subpar. I've read his argument as to the oath issue and it doesn't hold water. You can read the relevant statutes if you don't believe me. The judge's authority arises from their being elected or appointed, and from the oath of office they take.

      but he might have had something with this and now the state wants him gone and the matter forgotten about.

      The state thoroughly investigated the issue. They publicly released the results of the investigation. There is nothing here.

    9. Re:Want to know why? He went after the judges. by k1e0x · · Score: 1

      Look, I could care less but this doesn't logically follow.

      Nope, there is nothing in the law that says the actions taken by a judge who has not signed the loyalty are void. The law says basically a) refusal to sign the loyalty oath will result in discharge, and b) until they sign the oath they cannot receive a paycheck. Additionally, while the Florida Supreme Court has held that judges are to sign the loyalty oath, removal of judges is granted solely to the Supreme Court of Florida, after investigation by the Judicial Qualifications Commission.

      Your saying there is no law to take criminal action against them if they don't sign it. That's not the same thing as what I am saying. They didn't "refuse" to sign it and they did receive a pay check. All of that is besides the point.

      What I'm saying is it is the law that they must sign it in order to be a judge. How logically could they ever be a judge if they did not sign it? The state of being on the bench without signing that is illegal itself.

      Not that these guys care about their own laws or anything tho..

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    10. Re:Want to know why? He went after the judges. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Your saying there is no law to take criminal action against them if they don't sign it. That's not the same thing as what I am saying. They didn't "refuse" to sign it and they did receive a pay check. All of that is besides the point.

      Well no, it's not besides the point. The statute provides punishment; if they had lost their jobs for just not remembering to sign the oath, that's one thing. However, the statute does not say that all acts of an employee who fails to sign the oath are void.

      That was probably the intent of the legislature. How would you like to suddenly get called up and told that your driver's license was revoked because the person who issued it didn't sign the oath? Or that the trial you won 5 years ago had to be redone because the judge hadn't signed the oath. What about if that judge had appointed the trustee of a charitable trust? Is that trustee's appointment suddenly invalid? Do you then invalidate everything that trustee did?

      Laws have remedies. It's not up to you or Jack Thompson to make up remedies that don't exist. You can read the Florida Supreme Court's opinion on the issue of loyalty oaths here.

  60. Wah, we have no more straw man..... by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    He was the perfect straw man to attack, he had no brain, and was easy to attack.

    He will be missed.

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    1. Re:Wah, we have no more straw man..... by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      No he won't. Not by those of us who care about the subject, anyway. It should raise the level of debate from the gutter-level sniping between JT and internet users, which has dominated the headlines, to the serious research that is being done into the effects videogames and other media have on the mind.

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  61. Professional Iicensing boards by querist · · Score: 4, Informative

    I am speaking from my understanding as a licensed chiropractor. (I don't practice any more except for pro bono cases. I much prefer my computer-related work now.)

    The _theory_ behind a professional licensing board is that members of a profession that requires extensive and specialized education are the only ones qualified to make informed judgements regarding the practice of that profession. These judgements include, but are not limited to, appropriate standards of practice including what would be considered "unprofessional conduct".

    This is intended to protect the public from unqualified and/or unscrupulous practitioners. Usually, this works well. However, it is possible for the boards to become "good ol' boys' clubs" in which they are more concerned for each other than the public. Fortunately, this is usually rare. Many licensing boards include a "member of the public" (that is, someone who is _not_ licensed in the professon) in order to help prevent such abuses.

    Since the licensing board controls who is licensed and, thus, who is allowed to practice the profession, unless otherwise allowed by law the highest sanction that they can impose is to bar the offender from ever practicing that profession again. Lighter sanctions (again, unless also allowed monetary damanges by law) include temporary suspension of a license for various periods of time or other license-related sanctions. I have heard of chiropractors having their licenses revoked and being required to re-apply as if a new graduate, including needing to take all of the exams again. I have also heard of chiropractors being required to take and pass classes to demonstrate an understanding of the areas that resulted in the disciplinary actions. (Fortunately, I have never been subject to disciplinary action by any licensing board.)

    So, the theory is that the licensing board can revoke a license in order to protect the public from someone who is deemed unfit to practice the profession. For lawyers, for historical reasons, that licensing board is usually called the "bar" or the "bar association".

    And I would _hope_ they would do thorough background checks on school teachers.

    1. Re:Professional Iicensing boards by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Now a programming license board... THAT would be awesome.

      Mr. CODiNE, you have been found guilty of :
      1. Using XOR encryption with a hard coded pass phrase and calling it "Industrial Strength" while advertising your product.
      2. Requiring administrator level access to install your fart joke program.
      3. Registered your software as a MIME type plugin for previously established file types that your software is unable to handle.
      4. Causing widespread wormage and pwnage as you failed to check for buffer overflows.
      5. Using Visual BASIC.

      You are now DISBARRED!!!

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    2. Re:Professional Iicensing boards by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      How do I reapply for a compiler license?

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  62. "Would you like fries with that?" by maz2331 · · Score: 1

    Although Burger King may decide he's unqualified.

  63. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a shocking news report, it's being reported that Jack Thompson pissed on some judges.

    /rimshot

    Thanks folks, I'll be here all night!

  64. Now they need to add this to the next GTA. by jameskojiro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have a Bar called "Jack's Bar" and as you walk in there is a white haired lawyer that the bouncer is int he process of throwing out.

    Bouncer: Sir you are being a nuisance to the customers please leave.

    Lawyer: But.... I am a prominent lawyer in the community, I was on nationwide TV for crying out loud!

    Bouncer: Shutup and get out, NOW!!!

    Bouncer then throws the lawyer out on his his ass, get it, "Dis-Bar-ed" LOLZ!

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  65. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

    This isn't like being fired because you beat your boss at golf, this is like being fired because you lost your temper, took out an ad in the local newspaper saying your company kills puppies, and then took a shit on your boss' desk.

    Best. Analogy. Ever.

  66. Re: Great Day! by misterjava66 · · Score: 1

    On a serious note. You're right. It is a good day! :-)

  67. Fox News? by The+Rizz · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...so his plan all along was the same as that of most high-level Republicans?

  68. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Minwee · · Score: 1

    This isn't like being fired because you beat your boss at golf, this is like being fired because you lost your temper, took out an ad in the local newspaper saying your company kills puppies, and then took a shit on your boss' desk.

    ...and then when your boss told you not to do that, so you told everyone at the company that she had it in for you because she was secretly a lesbian. And then you started posting photographs of members of the boss' family in the break room, and included several pages of hard core gay porn in the company's annual report.

    Only to receive a stern talking to by the folks over at HR, and strong advice to seek the psychiatric help you so clearly need.

    This is like doing all that and then still keeping your job, only to continue showing up to work with no pants on and pissing on the water cooler every single day for the next year, and _then_ finally being fired.

    No sane person could possibly be surprised that this happened, only that it took this long.

  69. What the hell is going on today by Sir+Homer · · Score: 1

    This is like the third "suddenbreakoutofcommonsense" today. Is this a sign of things to come? Is the world actually getting better?

    1. Re:What the hell is going on today by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is the world actually getting better?

            It was, until my email address was seized by the state of Kentucky...

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  70. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought it was because he broke the fax machine.

  71. There will be someone else. by Glass+Lizard · · Score: 1

    Even if we never hear from Jack Thompson again, it won't be long before there's another lawyer trying to make a name for himself by attacking video games. Unfortunately, it seems to be pretty easy for these types to get media attention. Let's hope that the next one in line makes as big an ass of himself as Jack did.

  72. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If all it took was pissing off some judges, he'd have been disbarred a long, long, LONG time ago.

    If thats all it would take, then there would be a whole lot less lawyers in the world today.

    Hmmmm... That gives me an idea....

  73. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by shaitand · · Score: 1

    'You mean, there is a law against that? If there is, it violates my first amendment right, I am suing you buddy.'

    The government is bound by the first amendment, not your boss.

  74. dont sing your praises yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt its over with him.
    He will either become a lobbyist or a politician.
    Jack Thompson wont give up that easy

  75. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by reddburn · · Score: 1

    Why exactly DO we need professional associations that one is compelled to be in? The AMA shows their true colors every so often too...

    It takes three years to complete a law degree (four if part time), and most law schools don't deviate, except in very special circumstances (Robert Byrd, for instance, was permitted six years because he was serving in the Senate at the time). No matter how many years some slackers take to finish their Bachelor's Degree, it counts as four years' full time enrollment (15 hours per semester, etc.).

    Seven years of college.

    Terminal Professional degrees (like the JD or MD) have always been treated in a manner similar to guilds in that the State (government) lacks the level of expertise required to determine who is or is not a competent professional, and so leaves it up to the professional association. Thus, most states have laws requiring that those who wish to practice law (or medicine) be adjudged fully competent by the profession - which is why in the US, the State bar is usually sanctioned by the legislature.

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  76. Discomprehension? by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or is this post completely disuncomprehensional? OK, I expect to come
    across legal gobble-de-gook that I don't understand on Groklaw... but on slashdot?

    So... who is John B. (Jack) Thompson? What does "disbarred" mean? (I know what "barred" means. It means "not allowed to". So "disbarred" means "_is_ allowed to"....???) And WTF does this have to do with the price of carrots? ... or .... ?

    OK, on the BBC, they _keep_ on telling us what "credit crunch" means... and where the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is... and it can get a bit annoying that they keep on explaining the bleedin' obvious, but this post takes the biscuit.

    As Magee would say. Sheesh. WTF?! Rant over.

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    1. Re:Discomprehension? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is the thing called 'the bar association' or something like that. It is the guild that all lawyers must join in order to legally practice law.

      disbarred in this case means booted out of the guild and thus unable to do yer lawyering any more.

      studies have found a strong correlation between 'bar' membership and carrot prices so we are expecting a drop in carrot prices following this disbarrment.

    2. Re:Discomprehension? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      On Slashdot we expect you to be able to use the Internet. Since you're already there and everything.

      Jack Thompson. Hard to see how you could be a slashdot reader with such a low UID and not know who he is, given that stories about him are posted constantly.

      Disbarment. Hard to see how you could be aware of the legal profession at all and speak English and not know what this term means.

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    3. Re:Discomprehension? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google is your friend.

      Woosh!

    4. Re:Discomprehension? by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Admission to the bar is the term commonly used in the United States to indicate that a person is licensed to practice law as an attorney at law.

      Being disbarred is a gramatically correct term referring to the act of revocation of a licence to practice law.

      Basically this decision means Jack Thompson is unable to earn his living as an attorney (at least in Florida) any more.

    5. Re:Discomprehension? by Caped+Cod · · Score: 1

      'bar' is merely the base word of 'barbarian'. 'disbarred' is the practice of banning someone from the groups generally responsible for sacking and overrunning otherwise civil society.

    6. Re:Discomprehension? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha, ha. Oh, wow.

    7. Re:Discomprehension? by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      The bar of a court is the set of all people authorized to present argument to the court on behalf of another person. Members of the bar of a court are known as barristers. (In the United States, there is generally no distinction between barristers and solicitors, both jobs are combined into one, known only as lawyers. In the UK both are separate although both a considered Lawyers, they are just different specializations.) All of this so far has been generally true. The rest of this post will be largely US specific.

      There is also a separate concept of a Bar Association, which is an origination of barristers (lawyers). In most states, there is an official bar association that lawyers are required to be a member of. The level of integration with the court system varies, as does the responsibilities of the organization, so I will describe features found in several official bar associations.

      The bar association is usually involved with the process of licensing lawyers. The association is often involved in the creation and administration of the Bar Exam (the test lawyers must pass to become licensed to practice). The association also usually creates a code of ethics, which its members must follow. The bar association is also often responsible for the lawyer disciplinary proceedings for ethics violations.

      A bar association is not mandatory though. A legal code of ethics could be enshrined in law, and have lawyer disciplinary hearings simply be a function of the court.

      Even when there is an official mandatory bar association, it would be a mistake to conflate this with the bar of a court. Being a member of the bar is a requirement to be a licensed lawyer in the state. However courts can and do admit people who are not licensed in the state to the bar of the court, at least temporarily. They usually require that the lawyer be a member of the bar of the court in his/her place of residence, and if applicable have a law license for that area.

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  77. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Sinkael · · Score: 1

    I worked as a Paralegal in Florida, we had a real sleaze bag attorney there who was Disbarred in Georgia for mishandling of trust funds and conduct unbecoming of a lawyer. (Not sure of the technical charges) He was able to re certify in Florida with little trouble, until he started stealing from client trust funds again. I think he is in Texas now.

  78. Ok by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Someone get this guy some mod points - that's funnier than my original post. =)

    Hats off to you, sir. You actually got a real LOL out of me. And yeah, I'm at work.

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  79. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    I dunno, but Thompson is from Florida. There are people down here that still practice things like Voodoo and Santeria.

  80. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by clem · · Score: 1

    That some kind of Eastern thing?

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  81. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by cloudwilliam · · Score: 1

    Dude, a State Bar is not a professional association that an attorney may or may not join. It is a governmental entity that regulates the behavior of its licensees. The man still has his law degree; disbarment means he can no longer practice law in Florida. The same standard applies to doctors: are you going to say that a doctor found to be incompetent by his peers should still be allowed to practice medicine? Perform surgery? Prescribe drugs?

    The state must reserve the right to revoke privileges it grants to anyone it initially deems qualified to do more than vote. That extends to lawyers, doctors, and day care operators; even to hunters, fishermen, and operators of motor vehicles. None of these things are a *right*, regardless of your degree of education. These things are privileges, granted by a political body whose responsibility it is to ensure that the citizens over whom it governs, and who ask for these privileges, act responsibly. If we do not, we are not only violating our agreement with that governing body, but with a basic social contract to which we all subscribe as members of a community, state, and country; and then we no longer get to do those things.

    That's the power we grant our governments: not to curtail our rights to act irresponsibly, but to ensure that if we do, we have to answer for it, because that kind of behavior is not just obnoxious, but potentially dangerous.

  82. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by reddburn · · Score: 1

    From what I limitedly know about the Bar (in Indiana) is that once you've been disbarred in one state, you cant reapply in any other states.

    It's not necessarily that you can't reapply in other states, it's that in order to be admitted to the bar in any state, you have to pass a "character" review -- and before you start in with slimy lawyer jokes, remember that these people weren't slimy until long after they were admitted and learned how to game the system. Most attorneys are very ethical: just as with any profession, there are exceptions great and small, but because of the nature of the legal profession, violations tend to cause a much greater deal of harm and are much more public.

    Anyway, an attorney who has committed such egregious acts against the profession that he is permanently disbarred in one state could NEVER pass this portion in another - who wants to invite such trouble?

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  83. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by vadim_t · · Score: 1

    I have no clue what are you so proud of.

    Yeah, all those you fell for the obvious troll aren't that clever.

    But you're just beyond pathetic, because obviously you're doing this because there's nothing more exciting in your life (my condolences), and because you think think that finding a few people among thousands on the site that fall for your stupidity is something to be proud of.

  84. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    Jack Thompson, among other things, submitted porn to the courts, accused multiple judges of bribery in open court and public filings, violated numerous ethical rules regarding practice without a license, good character, etc. He falsely represented himself as being the lawyer for criminal victims, profited off their suffering, and then lied in court about it. He accused other lawyers of just as bad offenses, without a shred of evidence. On a more personal level, I can confirm that years ago, he physically broke into at least one lawyer's office to drop of papers and "scare" them (I know the lawyer personally).

    The only real question that remains is why is that he only got permanent disbarrment and a $43K fine? And by that I mean, why didn't they string this man up a 50 foot pole by his genitals while publicly flogging him and simultaneously scratching their nails on a chalkboard mere inches from his head?

  85. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    It's well within your rights to say such things, but it's well within your boss's rights to have you punished if they are untrue. Shitting on your boss's desk is probably not protected as speech at all, because it's more importantly a direct health hazard. HTH. ;-)

  86. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So.... you're promoting lying in court, making false testimonies, and being ridiculously unethical then?

    By your standards, if a policeman goes bad and beings selling drugs and murdering for hire, he should get a raise?

  87. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 1

    ...who was Disbarred in Georgia for mishandling of trust funds... ...stealing from client trust funds again... ...I think he is in Texas now.

    Are you sure it's not this guy?

    ;)

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  88. Epic FAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For Jack Thompson

  89. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jack is already probably broke: his wife (an otherwise respectable woman and lawyer) is sick with cancer, and Jack has been unable to find work as anything but a commentator on an occasional news program for years. He wasn't paid for most of those appearances, most likely. His book didn't sell. That $43k fine was the limit of the legal options (you can't get punitive damages here).

    Now, he's still open to civil lawsuits by other groups. For example, from my reading of the public documents about his settlement with Take 2, he's probably in violation of that settlement and could be liable for damages to Take 2/Rockstar. Similarly, he can still be sued for liable by people like Judge Tunis (whom he accused of bribery in his latest filings).

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  90. Tuna? by GreyDuck · · Score: 1

    Apropos of diddly-squat: My brain is almost always in Spoonerism Mode so I first read the judge's name as Tuna Davis and thought, "Somebody's parents HATED that poor kid!"

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    1. Re:Tuna? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the name of a Palin kid!

  91. We dont actually want to see him gone... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    We haven't seen the last of him, not by a long shot.

    ...and strangely enough, this is actually a good thing. At this point, we actually want to see his antics, because he has been publicly discredited in a significant way. Anti-gaming groups will suffer his stigma by association.

    If he wants to further his cause, he would just quietly retire. However, he will not do this. He will continue to thrash around helplessly for years damaging the reputation of the anti-gaming movement.

    Thank you JT, you are doing far more to advance the cause of computer gaming than many of us could ever dream of.

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  92. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, I'm a lawyer.

    If he applies in a new state, he'll have to answer the "Have you ever been a member of a bar in another state?" question, and divulge the disbarment. If he does, it's unlikely the new state will accept him. If he doesn't, he might slip in (or might have, if he weren't so famous), but whenever it's discovered, he'd be kicked out and fined, much like what happened here.

    Speaking as a lawyer, I'm embarrassed it's taken this long to get rid of the nuisance. At least the end result was appropriate.

  93. The Court Orders by Macblaster · · Score: 1

    The case disposition orders are available online [PDF format]:

    SC07-80 The Florida Bar v. John Bruce Thompson

    and

    SC07-354 The Florida Bar v. John Bruce Thompson

  94. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    First, tenure in primary or secondary schools is not a universal maxim. In some states it is illegal for a local public school district to offer tenure. In others, tenure only means the teacher gets a proper hearing and can still be fired for just cause.

    Second, disbarment does not invalidate his law degree and certainly not any other degrees he has. He'll still have the degree, but he won't be able to practice. This is the same as having an MD and no medical license or an MS in civil engineering and no Engineer's license. He can still list the degrees he holds on any resume or c.v. and can advertise himself as having the knowledge. He just can't use it to serve clients for a fee or to argue cases in the courts.

    Many other professions in fact have such provisions. In some states you can't be a CPA or can't be a licensed accountant if you're had a recent bankruptcy. Some police departments won't allow bankrupt officers for fear that broke cops are more easily tempted to accept bribes. Truck drivers can lose their licenses for speeding, driving too many hours without rest periods, faking their log books, or any number of other infractions. They can lose their insurance even if they are still licensed. Professional athletes and can be suspended or banned for gambling on their sport even if bets don't involve their team. Athletes can be suspended or banned for disrespectful behavior, for failing drug tests, or for refusing to take drug tests.

  95. Finally by No2Gates · · Score: 1

    Drinks are on me!!!!

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  96. RIAA by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    So does that mean someone can disbar the RIAA now?

  97. Are we talking about the RIAA? by DJRumpy · · Score: 0

    Are we talking about Thompson, or the RIAA? ;) They sound hauntingly familiar.

    1. Re:Are we talking about the RIAA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you sound hauntingly stupid. shut the fuck up, fucktard.

    2. Re:Are we talking about the RIAA? by shentino · · Score: 1

      Stupidity does not excuse hostility.

      Kindly avoid dragging people into a tit-for-tat style death spiral of infinite loop insults.

  98. Sing it high, Sing it low by metalpres · · Score: 1

    Ding dong the witch is dead.

  99. He has friends? by superdave80 · · Score: 3, Funny

    From his 'response':

    With enemies this foolish, Thompson needs only the loyal friends he has.

    I have some bad news for you, Jack: Your Mom and Dad don't count as 'friends'... and they can't stand you anymore either.

  100. That Would Explain that Disturance in the Force by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    I felt earlier. It felt as if millions of Internet users suddenly laughed out loud at once. I doubt Jack will be content to leave it at this, though...

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  101. The response from the masses? by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 1

    ...and there was much rejoicing! *yay*

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  102. Oblig link by Vexorian · · Score: 1

    Obligatory link to a certain slashdot comment today

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  103. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can only speak about what happens here in California, where I practice. That said, monthly, our state disbars 2-5 people, and suspends (or suspends with a suspended sentence!) about 4-8. As we have (I think) about 125k practicing in the state, that's (percentage-wise) pretty small. But it's certainly not beyond unusual. A month where no one was disbarred would be uncommon.

  104. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by TheMidnight · · Score: 1

    In other news, Jack Thompson will be appearing in R. Kelly's next video, "We Be Pissin' on the Justizzile System."

  105. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by vadim_t · · Score: 1

    After all, what exactly is a label of "troll"? Someone who you dont agree with?

    No, somebody who pretends to hold an opinion in order to provoke a reaction. Most of the time online, because in real life that kind of behavior would get you quickly excluded from the group, fired, or punched in the face.

    In that regard, I am doing a community a favor. I'm not filling links to goatse, gnaa, fecaljapan, nor am I trying to overtly hack the html bounds engine (page lengthening posts).

    Wow, how utterly gracious of you. Why, you're probably also doing other favours, such as by not farting in public and spitting at random people. The people around you sure must be feeling fortunate.

    And I'm pulling in the posts and argument, so I should even get paid for my services. Without argument and diatribe, nobody would stick around, given the bad articles and the stupid editors. I mean, the editors expect that we go through and rate everybody else without verification (have they fixed the overrated "bug"?), metamoderation to fix the bad moderations, and general groupthink. We see these articles that even newspapers have already printed, let alone Digg and the rest.

    Ah yes, the "I'm such a wonderful gift to humanity" argument, which every troll makes. My guess is that this is another example of the cognitive dissonance somebody explained in another article. "I think of myself as a decent person" and "I behave like an asshole online" are a bit self-conflicting. The way is of course to imagine you're actually doing people a favor.

    Sorry to disappoint you, but the website would do perfectly fine without your helpful services. I belong to another community where haven't had somebody like you in maybe 3 years, and we're doing perfectly fine so far.

  106. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10/10
    Epic troll.

  107. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And then said "What? You're firing me? Why?" And then sued the company for wrongful dismissal. And, when you lost the case, then accused the judge and/or jury of being part of a vast conspiracy arrayed against you that was intent on suppressing your religious freedom.

    It's hard to overstate the degree to which Thompson has pissed off several judges in a variety of jurisdictions for breaking the rules. It's quite the legal accomplishment.

  108. There is a God. by Sasayaki · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jack Thompson disbarred. On my birthday.

    Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me...

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  109. John Yoo hasn't been disbarred by flaming+error · · Score: 1

    How hard is it to get disbarred? John Yoo, the lawyer who wrote the opinion saying it was fine [to] torture people, *he* hasn't been disbarred

    Methinks your example proves only that the system is broken.

    I'd personally prefer to keep the sleazy underhanded self-righteous crusaders against entertainment, and disbar the sleazy underhanded crusaders against the Constitution.

  110. Those who can, do... by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

    Those who can't, sue.
    Those who still can't, and lack common sense, decency, and sound judgment, sue anyway.

    What's sobering is that Thompson knows enough about criminal law to skirt it and continue to harass the court system with his antics. I hope he has the arrogance and cojones to defy every order placed on him by judges from here on out, so he is put away for a long time on consecutive contempt charges.

    What is also sobering is the fact that he didn't get nearly as much visibility as he wanted; this way, the entire nation would have known that a prominent voice in the anti-game violence camp has been thoroughly discredited.

    In any case, game developers will continue to push the emotional and technological envelopes, because that is exactly what makes the big bucks.

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  111. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Informative

    Have you actually been following the cases? Thompson has done more than just to piss off some judges. In many cases, he crossed the line of professionalism. The problem with Thompson is that you are his personal enemy if you oppose him in anyway whether it was your job or whether you simply ruled against him. If you read the judge's opinion against Thompson, you would see that. And the ABA (not AMA) had nothing to do with this: The Florida Bar has disbarred Thompson. Other states will not accept you as an attorney once one state disbars you.

    1. In Strickland, Thompson did not file paperwork for temporary admission to the Alabama bar before filing the lawsuit. In his completed application, he responded "No but see letter" when asked if he had ever been suspended or had any disciplinary actions by any previous bar. He had been suspended in 1992 by the Florida Bar. Anyone person can see that this answer was less than truthful. After the judge ordered a jag order for all parties, Thompson contacted media many times as well as members of Congress and President Clinton about the case. He also appeared on 60 Minutes to discuss the case. For these actions, the judge removed him from the case. Despite orders not to contact the court as he was no longer the attorney of record, Thompson continued to send the judge's office messages almost daily for a year after the case was decided.
    2. Thompson also alleged that Judge Moore was corrupt and could be bought. His main support for this was his conversation with a former judge who told Thompson this. The former judge has denied that he ever told Thompson this. Thompson however wrote letters to many people about how corrupt Judge Moore was.
    3. Thompson then harassed the attorneys for Sony in Strickland (Blank Rome) for months accusing them of fraud and sending them numerous emails and letters. In letters to everyone from President Bush to James Dobson, he accused the the law firm of "knowingly facilitated, by various means, the criminal distribution of sexual material to minors." To one of the lawyers, Rebecca Ward, he wrote "You disgrace us as lawyers. Shame on you. Shame on you as a woman as well." All of this was after he was removed from the case.
    4. In his dealings with Beasley Broadcasting Group, LLC, Thompson in his usual tactics offended their outside counsel Norm Kent enough for him to file a personal defamation lawsuit against Thompson. Since keeping Kent would be a conflict of interest and Thompson threatened to countersue Beasley, Beasley hired Lawrence A. Kellogg of the law firm Tew Cardenas to represent them in the future. Thompson badgered Kellogg to drop Kent's complaint which Kellogg correctly asserted he represented Beasley and not Kent. When Kellogg didn't respond for Thompson's emails for a week, Thompson went after Mr. Alberto Cardenas, managing partner at Tew Cardenas. In letters to Florida Governor Jeb Bush, Thompson wrote "More specifically, Mr. Cardenas personally and his firm collectively have actively protected the distribution of pornographic material to children. . ." and that Jeb Bush should appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Alberto Cardenas "for his and his firm's role in the protection of a multicounty criminal enterprise.". Mr. Cardenas' only connection to Thompson was that his firm employed Lawrence A. Kellogg and represented Beasley. He personally never even met his client, Beasley.
    5. Thompson filed an injunction to stop the release of the video game Bully. Judge Ronald M. Friedman took the case and asked for an inspection of the game. With Thompson and Take Two's lawyers present, Judge Friedman looked at the game in his chambers. While the Judge found the game offensive to his personal tastes, he concluded that as long as the game was adequately rated (M), he could not prevent it's release as a matter of law. Thompson went on a campaign accusing the judge as "liberty-a tyrannical judiciary that thinks it is above the la
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  112. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now the state of Florida can finally get back to holding people accountable for their own actions.

  113. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by philspear · · Score: 1

    Hey, I NEVER took out an ad in my local newspaper saying my company kills puppies!

  114. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by philspear · · Score: 1

    And then you started posting photographs of members of the boss' family in the break room, and included several pages of hard core gay porn [theregister.co.uk] in the company's annual report.

    Not goign to click on that link!

  115. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Sasayaki · · Score: 1

    Jack is already probably broke: his wife (an otherwise respectable woman and lawyer) is sick with cancer, and Jack has been unable to find work as anything but a commentator on an occasional news program for years.

    I wonder.

    Is it right to make his wife suffer for his antics? The fine and his obvious financial distress would probably mean that her medical treatment would suffer. Sure- she doesn't have to stay married to him, but most people would admit that this kind of loyalty deserves to be rewarded- in other ways than painful, long, often-humiliating death.

    My second thought is that, honestly, this might make a good plot for a video game. An honest, well meaning lawyer's wife becomes ill... and the only way he can think of to raise enough money to pay for her illness is to do the despicable- sue enough people, say and do outlandish things to create enough controversy to get on the news for paid appearances. At the end of the day, our rugged hero dejectedly climbs into bed, miserable and hating himself for what he's done but determined to save his beautiful wife...

    It would be called Grand liTigation Approach, set in The City of Vice. And yes... there will be urination on spinal columns.

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  116. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    given that your state is about 10% of the population of the country, you could extrapolate those numbers to 25-50/mo nationwide and 300-600 per year. But yeah, that's not many.

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  117. Not the end of this guy by a loooooong shot by Grendel_Prime · · Score: 1

    Let's get one thing straight: the only revoked his right to practice law and tie up the courts with harrassment lawsuits. His right to be a loudmouthed ignorant unenlightened a-hole is still intact. Trust me, you will see his name again, probably as the founder of a non-profit against electronic media.

  118. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by mmalove · · Score: 1

    Oh, but in some ways, twisted ways, he's right. This post has seen 250+ comments, while what I might consider a more worthy one below it, discussing the best of independent game development, has a piddly 20.

    It's kinda like my sig.

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  119. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

    "The timing of this disbarment transparently reveals its motivation: This past Friday Thompson filed a federal civil rights action against The Bar, the Supreme Court, and all seven of its Justices. This rush to disbarment is in retribution for the filing of that federal suit. With enemies this foolish, Thompson needs only the loyal friends he has." This is what Thompson's press release says.

    Yes, because a punishment most likely in the works for weeks is obviously because of a problem not even a week old. It couldn't have *anything* to do with the fact that he is a an idiot with no sense of what America REALLY is. Nope. Never.

    Also, who the FUCK would be friends with this moron?

  120. Re:redundant? by spazdor · · Score: 1

    It's redundant because all he had to do to communicate his tag idea was to submit the tag. Why post a message to notify us the message was tagged, when we can just read the tag?

    Unless of course GP was just claiming the credit.

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  121. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by mscholin · · Score: 1

    To be fair, he did more than that, he did his darndest to further the stereotype of lawyers as being rabid, idiotic, greedy, power hungry attack dogs. More significantly, he was tying up a lot of time and wasting a lot of other people's money by using completely frivolous lawsuits as a soapbox. Then he was blatantly disrespectful to everyone else, even those who disagreed with him.

    Sounds like a lot of career politicians.

  122. Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not to defend Thompson, consider the following charges:

    • "false statements of material fact,"
    • "hundreds of pages of vitriolic and disparaging" communications,
    • "targeted an individual ... merely due to the position [the individual] holds in state and national politics",
    • wild accusations of corruption, conspiracy, and other criminal actions
    • sending "inappropriate and offensive sexual materials"

    Doesn't this list make him sound like a pretty typical Slashdotter?

    1. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by Kemanorel · · Score: 1

      He'd fit in quite well here... if he'd smoke a bowl, and play some video games or build his own computer. Hell, even Spielburg is putting his name on games now, so maybe they can't be all bad for Smacky-Whack.

      Then again, does Twitter need the competition?

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    2. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Doesn't this list make him sound like a pretty typical Slashdotter?

      Nah, I never bothered to write hundreds of pages about anybody. Next question?

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    3. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't this list make him sound like a pretty typical Slashdotter?

      Well, no it doesn't, but assuming it were, then typical slashdotters should be disbarred if they were doing these things in court.

    4. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Your user page says you've made 7500 posts.

    5. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You need to get out more.

    6. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by syousef · · Score: 1

      * sending "inappropriate and offensive sexual materials"

      Doesn't this list make him sound like a pretty typical Slashdotter?

      Okay, the rest of your points I can understand given how some people troll, but I must be using slashdot very differently to regarding this last point. The closest I could think of is getting into a verbal slinging where the insults are of a sexual nature. I think I need to go throw up and wash my hands now.

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    7. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Your user page says you've made 7500 posts.

      Welcome traveler from the mysterious future, my page says 7158 posts so I guess this will be my 7159th. I'm very interested to hear what I'll talk about in my next 341 posts, but if I'd wager a guess it's the same kind of incoherent rambling that have been doing. I never said I didn't write 100 pages - I just never stayed that far on one topic :).

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    8. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't this list make him sound like a pretty typical Slashdotter?

      The typical /.'er doesn't file frivilous lawsuits.

    9. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by wrook · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I Am Not A Lawyer.

      Actually, I guess we'll have that in common now as well.

    10. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but most slashdotters aren't lawyers -- they even say so in their posts :)

    11. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by mounthood · · Score: 1

      • "false statements of material fact,"
      • "hundreds of pages of vitriolic and disparaging" communications,
      • "targeted an individual ... merely due to the position [the individual] holds in state and national politics",
      • wild accusations of corruption, conspiracy, and other criminal actions
      • sending "inappropriate and offensive sexual materials"

      Doesn't this list make him sound like a pretty typical Slashdotter?

      Sounds like a typical Senator... hey, aren't they all lawyers?

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    12. Re:Hey, Jack, Welcome to /. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I guess you joined Slashdot after goatse.cx went away.

  123. Decision by Godji · · Score: 3, Funny

    To rephrase the judge's decision:

    <singing>Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more no more no more no more, hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more!</singing>

  124. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

    I debated with myself for a bit whether to mod you or reply. Reply won. I read the wiki link to Treasury Secretary Paulson. I'm a life long Democrat but nonetheless found much in that bio to admire. You should be ashamed for having posted that link as if to suggest that Paulson should be compared to Thompson in virtually any shape, manner or form.

    Note: To those that are considering a 'Woosh' reply to this comment, I will say that I considered the possiblity this was just some obscure sense of humor, but could come up with no plausible way to see this comment as funny.

  125. I vote for tagging this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..."fatality".

  126. It's a sad, sad day when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a zealot loses his soapbox.

    I can understand about wanting to keep violent games out of the hangs of small children, but that is really up to parents to decide. If he had campaigned instead on reforming the rating system (not just for video games, but all media) then people probably would have listened.

    If he had campaigned to educate parents to know what the ratings meant, then people probably would have listened.

    I have no pity for this man. I do pity us senseless, seething, violent masses that let him do his thing and run himself into oblivion. I mean, what are we going to talk about now?

  127. Yay, but wait :( by Phizzle · · Score: 0

    He can still appeal. Wouldnt it be easier to just drown him in a vat of warm whale spunk?

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  128. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by pyrote · · Score: 1

    | You sound like you've thought this through. ;-)

    Na, saw it in a videogame...

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  129. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by philspear · · Score: 1

    Also, who the FUCK would be friends with this moron?

    At least one group dedicated to censoring videogames has specifically tried to distance themselves from his antics

    http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/jack-thompson-is-blasted-by-pro-family-group

    So short answer: not even his allies want to be allied with Jack Thompson.

  130. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by vadim_t · · Score: 1

    Why not? You're the one responding. A troll is only allowed to continue when allowed. And you're allowing it.

    A troll is only successful if it gets a good reaction. On my part I'm just relaxedly sipping tea here and waiting for a compile to finish. Got to pass the time somehow.

    And, I'd think you would agree that we need a killfile akin to Usenet. There are trolls abound (well, me) and a shared plonka would be the last bastion that separates usenet from these damned forums.

    There is one, actually, all I have to do is to mark you as a foe, and problem solved. Additionally it'll lower your score for most people who friended me as well.

    I dont think you'd appreciate me doing this over at perlmonks, nor would I. They offer some damned good help :) I know you over there, as a completely different non-trolling nick.

    You must be confusing me with somebody else, I haven't been on perlmonks in years and never did anything of importance there.

    As a last recommendation, use different usernames on different sites. I also recommend setting up your own mailserver that allows unlimited user creation. vadim_t (Aght) teleline (dought) es looks to be your email, given gentoo is correct. And no, I wouldnt attack your email. That's just too.. uncivilized.

    Like I was saying, you must be confusing me with somebody else. There's more than one vadim on the net.

  131. Also from his response... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    "What is this? What are they doing? They can't do this to me!!! Don't they know who I am? I'm Cyrus Redblock, Cyrus Redblock!!!"

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  132. Some more details from the ruling ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's really some quite sad points in the full ruling against Thompson [PDF]. Testimony from the judge in Alabama, Judge Moore, is presented at length. He talks about how Thompson's false accusations of influencing cases affected him, and how deeply he was offended by it, both personally and because of the reaction in the rest of the community. Because Thompson was representing himself, Thompson got to directly question the judge about it in the disciplinary hearing. It couldn't have been easy for the judge to sit there answering questions in cross examination from the same idiot that he booted out of his courtroom. You can just tell that the judge didn't quite know what to do with someone so irrational and malicious as Thompson, and who wouldn't comply with his orders in Alabama. The judge was getting multiple faxes and messages every day in his courthouse, and it is a small courthouse -- he only has one assistant. Thompson was sending the same offensive stuff out to everyone in the media, and they were calling the courthouse too. He turned the place upside-down.

    All of this was AFTER Thompson had been ejected from the court case -- lost his status as a lawyer in Alabama -- and after Thompson had misrepresented the status of his application to participate in the first place. Basically, he made a filing in the case over which Judge Moore was presiding, but Thompson hadn't actually applied yet to be treated as a lawyer in Alabama! Upon properly applying, the judge said okay, but eventually he couldn't put up with Thompson's antics. Unfortunately, as has come out in the hearing, Thompson had also neglected to truthfully answer the question that asks about prior disciplinary hearings: have you been subject to prior disciplinary hearings is a pretty clear-cut question, isn't it? Thompson said "no". Had he truthfully answered the question he probably wouldn't have been allowed in in the first place. It's pretty unbelievable stuff.

    In the end, Judge Moore made the complaint to the Florida Bar, which he says was the first time he had ever filed a complaint about any lawyer.

    And it just keeps going! I mean, I knew from the media reports that Thompson was bad, but those reports scratch the surface. If you read through that 169-page report, it's just astonishing! The guy is MEAN. NASTY. Let alone questions of professional conduct, the guy is a cruel and contemptible bully. I had significant sympathy for him before, because I figured he was merely insane and in need of professional counseling, but his behavior is vicious. The malice in the things he did is just awful. I thought permanent disbarment was going overboard as a reaction. To permanently take away someone's livelihood is a pretty brutal punishment, and I figured 10 years would be sufficient for him to get help and a clue.

    But no, he deserves it all. I still think he needs professional help, I hope he gets it, and I have pity for his mental condition, but for what he has done and the harsh repercussions from it, I have no sympathy at all. Some kind of serious punishment is fully deserved, and it would be irresponsible for the bar to let him continue to practice. He shows no remorse at all, and has indicated he intends to continue. What choice did they really have?

    1. Re:Some more details from the ruling ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The guy is MEAN. NASTY. Let alone questions of professional conduct ... I figured he was merely insane

      Both can be the case. This is reminding me of Rene Rivkin in Australia, although Thompson wasn't mixed up in arson and murder the attitudes look very similar.

  133. Re:redundant? by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    Why post a message to notify us the message was tagged, when we can just read the tag?

    Unless of course GP was just claiming the credit.

    Because it takes more than one person applying a particular tag to get it to appear on the list. By posting "I applied this tag" you can get other people to apply the same tag.

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  134. Loose cannon? by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    Thanks. That cleared that up. He really does sound like a loose cannon, rather than a professional.

    JACK THOMPSON IS A GOOD COP!

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  135. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans.

  136. Re:redundant? by Kemanorel · · Score: 1

    Thank you. I was going to say exactly that, but now I don't have to be redundant.

    Maybe I should, just to actually earn the mod... Then again, that comment would probably get modded insightful.

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  137. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

    The phrase is 'pass the bar', and I would find it likely that the various other bar associations would ban him from doing so as a result of his reputation, if nothing else. Why would they want a disgraced lawyer?

  138. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

  139. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody is "compelled" to be in the AMA.

  140. Better than being a lawyer by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    He will make a killing writing law books full of misinformation for the far right-wing lay person.

    The courts did him a favor.

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    1. Re:Better than being a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He already did that, and failed at it too.

  141. Expert help needed by chris-chittleborough · · Score: 1
    The 169-page report by Judge Tunis makes the situation quite clear by collecting facts and inviting the reader to draw an obvious conclusion. You don't have to read the whole thing to Get It: just reading the footnotes is enough (especially footnote 8, which starts on page 39). That conclusion? Thompson has a serious mental illness.

    I wonder if he has Borderline Personality Disorder, but IANAPP (I Am Not A Psychiatrist or Psychologist). I'd be interested in hearing from an expert. Even better would be Thompson getting the expert medical help he so badly needs.

  142. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

    I laughed.

    As someone who is neither a democrat or republican (British). It was funny, it is the perfect time for a joke on the person who might be mishandling funds being the Treasury Secretary joke.

    For fuck's sake lighten up, the gp isn't not comparing Paulson to Thompson the gp's just having fun.

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  143. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > You sound like you've thought this through. ;-)

    If you're going to get fired, you should do it with style...

  144. MOD Parent UP by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

    +1 Concise and well said

    That's how to make a point. I wish I could present a case so clear, wise and persuasive

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  145. More like September Fools... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > You mean poor Republicans having to fix a problem caused by Democrats that started all the way back with Carter?

    Carter? He didn't pass the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act. Those are 3 Republican names on that bill and it's what allowed these meltdowns to create a domino effect. I notice you didn't cite any evidence for your claim, though. Are you saying that Carter founded AIG or something?

    > Have you seen any calls for congressional hearings? Investigations? Know why? Because the Democrats can't find any Republicans to blame it on.

    Really? I'm pretty sure they did.

    > The NYT tried to blame one of McCain's aides but their article was quickly debunked as total crap. I'd love it if one day the media started getting sued for the crap they invent.

    You mean the one paid with to lobby for them until last month? No, I haven't seen anyone "debunking" that. And they can be sued. But you have to prove their claims were untrue.

    Oh, and Gramm was one of McCain's economic advisers. I haven't heard anyone say that he had nothing to do with the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act, but who knows? I hear they got rid of him after the "nation of whiners" bit, but then they floated his name as a possible Treasury Secretary. McCain has bad luck with his economic advisers. They got rid of Carly Fiorina after she said McCain couldn't run a company like HP (though neither could she, to be fair!). McCain still thinks of her as a "role model" though.

    > Poor Democrats are having to face up to the brutal reality that their beloved socialism doesn't always work so fucking well. A few hundred years of history should have made that obvious though.

    This is why Europe and the Euro haven't been kicking our ass, right? And if it's so bad, why are the _Republicans_ buying 80% stakes private companies with public money?

    If you hate Socialism, I'd think you'd hate that this generation of Republicans are turning out to be rather like Nixon, the Republican who went so far as to impose wage & price controls...

    Anyhow, I won't waste more time arguing with you. We just had that article about how you'll rationalize all of this away anyhow. So toddle off or I'll frown.

    1. Re:More like September Fools... by gothzilla · · Score: 1

      Myths.

      The Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act had nothing to do with this crisis. The companies that took advantage of the new things this law allowed are not in financial crisis. None of them. They're all healthy. This rumor started from a total lack of anything for Democrats to blame this on but themselves.

  146. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack Thompson is a festering boil on the hide of the law.

    In other words, he's a lawyer...

  147. Jack by Digital+End · · Score: 1

    Jack T has been quoted as saying "If you strike me down I'll become more f-ing crazy then you can imagine"

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  148. Mr. Thompson's been through a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should get a fund together to send this guy a bunch of quarters. From the looks of it he'll be having a lot of free time in the near future to spend in the arcade.

  149. Poor Jack by Daswolfen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that you have been disbarred, I am sure your not feeling too well. You know you don't have anything if you don't have your health. So I suggest making an appointment with this great doctor I know, that will fix you right up. His name is Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

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  150. Professional ethics and conduct by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I mean, what kind of power do we grant these professional associations that a suit can summarily take away their livelihood?

    These are basically peer organizations and getting kicked out requires some pretty egregious violations of ethical guidelines and/or laws. And these organizations exist for some very good reasons. Doctors, lawyers, financial consultants, accountants, certain engineers (among others) all are licensed to practice by these organizations in order to ensure a base level of proficiency and to keep the good name of the profession intact. Without the ability to remove bad apples from the practicing in the field, every member of the profession can be negatively affected by the actions of a few. Furthermore it keeps a base level of confidence in the general public about the expected level of professionalism. Yes bad things can still happen but at least there is recourse against those who bring the profession into disrepute even if they fall short of conduct that would have them thrown in jail.

  151. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't like being fired because you beat your boss at golf, this is like being fired because you lost your temper, took out an ad in the local newspaper saying your company kills puppies, and then took a shit on your boss' desk.

    The filthy dmose is always wining career move.

  152. Lack of Video Gaming? by rsoohoo · · Score: 1

    Folks, this man is a good example of what happens when you deprive your childhood of videogames. So please, for the love of god, let you children game.

  153. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Teachers, who teach youth, are tenured in and about have to commit murder to even be fired

    The above poster is somewhat out of touch it appears. All they need to be fired is for their employer to see their facebook photo with the caption "drunken pirate". The scandal that follows is enough to keep them from being employed as a teacher elsewhere. The other thing is any sort of suggestion of sexual misconduct with students - now it's an instant loss of career. However, in the old days they would just be moved about from school to school until everyone knew the secret and then change career to preach racial hate on radio.

  154. It's worse then that. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    We don't pay a flat tax.

    But we won't ever pay off the federal and SS debt.

    The feds are printing money. China is roaring. The Arabs are looking at their swimming pools full of dollars and starting to realize they've been taken for the fools they are. Eventually the and the Chinese will stop buying T-bonds and dump the ones they've got. The dollar will tank. The euro will follow. Nobody will be happy.

    Know what? It serves us all right. Every nation in the first world spends it's tax money like drunken sailors with gold cards. The bill has to come due. When the debtor can print money the outcome is always the same.

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  155. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    The requirements for entry into most state bars are actually pretty stringent (except for NJ, but that's a whole different story). I think I most states if you're disbarred in one state, you can't gain admittance in another.

  156. Offtopic but I want to add by dbIII · · Score: 1

    As an Australian I find it a bit weird that the bailout is going to give money to some profitable banks here (eg. NAB) that are not in any sort of trouble. It's nice for the US taxpayer to give that to us but we really don't need it - perhaps something less than a shotgun approach would be a bit less of an April fools story.

  157. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by blankinthefill · · Score: 1

    Also, how many of those are PERMANENT disbarments? Like was stated, the ten year injunction disbarment was considered very severe, let alone making it permanent. Now I'm not saying that he would have gotten BACK in after ten years, but making it permanent is saying that they believe there is no hope he will ever reform his ways. I believe THAT'S what makes this extraordinary.

  158. One down by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    1,143,357+ more to go.

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  159. Re: sick of all of this by DreadHarn · · Score: 1

    I don't know who Jack Thompson is, nor do I care, I am a frequent ./er and I enjoy reading the articles. However I am sick and tired of the anti-Christian pollution that clogs threads on this site. Some of you even take it so far as bashing on unrelated threads.

    For a bunch of people who whine about Christian intolerance and judgment you sure are intolerant and judgmental yourself. How about we keep our hatred to ourselves and stick to the topics. Talk about hypocrisy. And before you try to insult my intelligence or my mental capacity keep in mind you are speaking to a post-graduate student in Computer Engineering who ranked top of his class in both grad school and undergrad while married with children, working full-time running my own business. See your model of "uneducated", "irrational", "intolerant" Christians is flawed. I am not the extrema of the data set either. If you weren't so busy feeling proud about your own "superior" intellect (which has yet to be proven by many of you), maybe you would have time to actually get to know some Christians personally instead of busily spouting your stereotypes.

    I know plenty of dumb closed-minded Christians, and I know of plenty dumb closed-minded secular people as well. Everyone has flaws, everyone has an agenda.

    While you argue "don't push your beliefs on me, you are pushing your beliefs on them". Keep that in mind.

    So why don't we all grow up and stop acting like Nazi's. Everyone knows you hate Christians and you think we are stupid people that should be wiped off the planet. Enough of it.

    Mod this down and prove my point please.

  160. You can't prove non-existence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, so you're the magical person who proved that god doesn't exist? I'm agnostic and I consider religion to be a incredable waste of time, an excuse for a social gathering at best. But logic still applies even if the question is absurd (does the unknowable exist?).

    Well apparently logic doesn't apply to you, since you expect the non-existence of god to be proven, and logic can't do that. Proof of non-existence of anything is inherently impossible by logic.

    The scientific method comes closest to what you seem to be demanding, as it can disprove testable hypotheses and hence declare the theory from which they stem to be invalid. But since "god theory" has never offered a testable hypothesis for the scientific method to tackle, it's even less than an invalid theory.

    That's as good as it gets. God stuff lies somewhere in the vicinity of nonsense, delusion, or insanity.

    1. Re:You can't prove non-existence by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      As an agnostic I think the question "is there a god" to a pointless one since the answer is "I don't know." I said nothing about proving the non-existence of god, if I followed that path, I'd be atheist, not agnostic. Personally, I'd say the notion of a higher being is a notch above "nonsense, delusion, or insanity," but that's just speculation on my part.

  161. Re: sick of all of this by Rhesusmonkey · · Score: 1

    The unfortunate side-effect of free speach is every once and a while you're going to have to see something you don't approve of. Either counter the argument, as you've sort of done here, or move on, but don't expect the world to bend to your demands just because you're offended. This is America, and you can't go around silencing people just because you think they're mean.

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  162. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

    Not a third party. This is the First Party. Being a lawyer is being an officer of the Court, and of the law. You are granted special liberties that others don't have in order to do your job. You can see evidence that is not available to the public, you can get access to private records, you can even arrest people (in the case of prosecutors).

    The Bar is the standard set by state and federal courts as a minimum requirement to meet so that you can possess those capabilities. This isn't a 3rd party telling you that you cannot practice your field any more, this is yourself not being up to snuff to do it in the first place. This is being a cop and shooting people indiscriminately for the hell of it. This is being a public safety official and accepting bribes. This is a mother drowning her infant child just because she felt like it. While all the preceding examples may be more serious, you can sure as hell bet that cop isn't going to be a cop again; that safety official isn't going to get that job again; and the mother's remaining children will no longer be under her care.

    Third party, nothing. Jack Thompson asked the Florida Bar for their permission to have power. He abused that power, that power got revoked. He's not getting it back. The difference here is that Jack Thompson can still make use of his degree and education, he just can't do it with greater power available to him than the average citizen. He can be a consultant (most law degrees are possessed by legal consultants, and well paid ones at that), or he can write, or even retire should he so choose. The only thing he is not doing is being granted the powers incumbent to officers of the court. This is as cool as it gets, my friend ;).

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  163. One really shouldn't do two things at once. by trytoguess · · Score: 2, Informative

    Whoops, seems I forgot to directly answer your main issue...

    The reason I mentioned proving the nonexistience of god, is because that's the only way someone can justify their belief that people with religion = deluded and/or crazy. There're reasons faith can be harmful, but the basic idea that a entity in the sky cares for us is imo about as rational as say believing in luck, or thinking that an item is worth more/less just because of it's previous owner. We all have irrational quirks and beliefs. I'd say we save the smugness for those who're obviously deluded and believe in false things, not those that have hope, as strange as their views may seem to us.

    1. Re:One really shouldn't do two things at once. by amorsen · · Score: 1

      or thinking that an item is worth more/less just because of it's previous owner.

      A previous owner can give you the opportunity to tell a story. Stories are valuable, some more than others.

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  164. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by johanatan · · Score: 1

    Just how big is this bar you have to piss? Is it kind like a kidney stone?

  165. Re: sick of all of this by DreadHarn · · Score: 1

    It was not a call to silence, it was a call to stop the hypocrisy.

  166. btw by nomadic · · Score: 1

    You know, IAAL in the same county as Thompson and the thing that has surprised me by reading the stuff he's written is how poor his actual legal skills are. I'm not talking about his conspiracy theories or ideology or harassment, I mean the actual legal reasoning he uses is really pitiful. He cites cases but apparently doesn't understand them, he uses legal terminology incorrectly, he constructs completely faulty arguments that aren't even valid on their face. I really don't understand how he's practiced this long.

  167. Hurray! For the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Day of Common Sense.

  168. So long... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    ...and thanks for the fish

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  169. Tuna Davis? by gadders · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read the judge's name as Tuna Davis?

    Just me? Ok then.

  170. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by dominious · · Score: 1

    nop, i think he is now fu-bar

  171. Brevity. by Lurker187 · · Score: 1

    I suppose if "suddenoutbreakofcommonsense" is not considered too long for a tag, then "justifiableschadenfreude" is slightly shorter...

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  172. Actually, they're NOT representative by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whether or not its fair, fundamentalists are seen as representative of Christians for a reason, and that reason is difficult to understand from within a Christian perspective.

    Actually, I don't think they're seen as representative by anyone in, say, Western Europe. If you started foaming at the mouth about how "teaching the controversy" (about evolution,) or putting bible studies back into secular schools, or persecuting homosexuals because "God" told you so, here in Germany (and, I _think_, at least in France too) everyone would look funnily at you and wonder what mental institution did you escape from. The impression even among relatively religious people about the lunacies coming from America in the name of religion, isn't as much, "man, those are real christians, we should be like them", but rather along the lines of, "where did America go wrong?"

    The last time any kind of fundamentalist bible thumping had any kind of street cred in Europe was during the Counter-Enlightenment of the late 18'th and early 19'th century.

    The funny thing is that even, say, the Catholic Church, much as a lot of Americans like to think it must be like their own born-again zealots, actually went a very long time ago through what was called the "counter-reformation" to try to stop the tide of protestantism. They learned to be a lot more laissez-faire about, say, science and even sponsored such orders as the Jesuits. Which were and still are primarily an academic order within the church. Those guys actually run universities and research labs. From the very start, Ignatius de Loyola insisted on an academic education to high standards before one could join the order, in a stark contrast to the stereotype of ignorant and poorly educated clergy of the time.

    At any rate, positions like ID or young earth are as foreign to catholicism as it gets. And that's just one of the denominations which, by and large, just looks funny at the bible-thumping puritans from across the oceans and think at best, "Lord, what have we done to you, to be lumped into the same category as _those_?" ;)

    So, no, the USA fundamentalists aren't seen as representative by any christian except themselves. Just as they're not representative for the larger and more moderate mass of US citizens, I think. (Or hope.) Just because a group is loud and vocal, doesn't mean they represent anyone else but themselves.

    And if anyone else decides to judge, say, the largely secular Europe by what the bible-thumpers in America say or do... well, I guess some things can't be helped. Some people are ignorant and ill educated everywhere, and if they want to believe something that hasn't been true for two centuries, it's not my problem.

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    1. Re:Actually, they're NOT representative by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Do remember that a major pillar of American culture was religious fundamentalists that ran from Europe and GB. Puritans being a good example.

      Unfortunately, we don't have anywhere else to send them...

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    2. Re:Actually, they're NOT representative by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Ok, what you said is absolutely correct, but may be misunderstood by some, so let me clarify something.

      The parent poster is NOT meaning that religion is somewhat "less" in Europe. What he is saying is in Europe, people are more "personal" about their religion, and not try to preach or let it rule others.

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  173. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    Is it right to make his wife suffer for his antics? The fine and his obvious financial distress would probably mean that her medical treatment would suffer. Sure- she doesn't have to stay married to him, but most people would admit that this kind of loyalty deserves to be rewarded- in other ways than painful, long, often-humiliating death.

    Look, here's the way I see it: she married him. I mean, she has to know, and has had to know for a long time that the guy is an asshat. And, despite knowing that he's an asshat, she stayed with him.

    And if she doesn't know, then it's obvious that she's either very stupid or mentally derranged.

    So, unless any part of that last sentence is true, then the fact of the matter is that it is her own damned fault and whatever happens to her is the consequence of poor choices. And, if, OTOH, she is either mentally incompetent or mentally handicapped, there are government programs that help with that. ;)

  174. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by PlatyPaul · · Score: 1

    Far from it.

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  175. "Legislated Christianity"? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Whatever you want to imply about the Catholic church, they are the biggest, most successful (and original one, since the Pope has a direct mandate from Jesus) of all Christian churches.

    Martin Luther and all the funders of many other sects can claim they interpret correctly the word of god, but so could I, you, or anybody else (which is what actually happens), but St Peter is buried in Rome under the church that bears his name, if a big hint about who received the word from the Christian god was ever needed.

    As a matter of fact in most of the world, Catholic=Christian, which will infuriate people from other denominations but you can't argue with facts like those.

    Not that I care, since I am an atheist, but the contempt with which the Catholic church is treated in the US is frankly laughable.

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    1. Re:"Legislated Christianity"? by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      Whatever you want to imply about the Catholic church, they are the biggest, most successful (and original one, since the Pope has a direct mandate from Jesus) of all Christian churches.

      Martin Luther and all the funders of many other sects can claim they interpret correctly the word of god, but so could I, you, or anybody else (which is what actually happens), but St Peter is buried in Rome under the church that bears his name, if a big hint about who received the word from the Christian god was ever needed.

      As a matter of fact in most of the world, Catholic=Christian, which will infuriate people from other denominations but you can't argue with facts like those.

      Not that I care, since I am an atheist, but the contempt with which the Catholic church is treated in the US is frankly laughable.

      Please note carefully that I specified the Catholic church in history. The Catholic church today has come a long way since then.

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    2. Re:"Legislated Christianity"? by Reapy · · Score: 1

      The Catholic church today has come a long way since then.

      But you still feel guilty, don't you sinner?

  176. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Limburgher · · Score: 1

    Similarly, he can still be sued for libel by people like Judge Tunis (whom he accused of bribery in his latest filings).

    TFTFY.

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  177. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "All it takes is pissing of the Bar ..."

    And I thought passing a kidney stone was painful; a whole bar . My little general just wilted ;-)

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  178. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by johanatan · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the judges. How exactly do you go about pissing a judge anyway?

  179. Re:Hrmmm.. I dont like this. by johanatan · · Score: 1

    And, BTW, before you think I'm just heckling you, I agree with your point even though it was modded -1 flamebait.

  180. T42 by Databass · · Score: 1

    "Your honor, I move that the disbarred be teabagged."

    "I'm going to allow this."

  181. And media outlets that enabled him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been pretty obvious for quite some time that he wasn't a high quality source for information. Is there a list of media outlets and organizations that used his quotes as fact, who published opinions from him, or otherwise enabled him?

    I'll give the little ones some leeway - Mom and Pop newspaper have a shitload on their plates - but when a major newspaper or similar either doesn't do their homework or willingly ignores the facts, that's not journalism I'm going to support.