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40 Years Ago, the US Lost a Nuclear Bomb

Hugh Pickens writes "A BBC investigation has found that in 1968 the US abandoned a nuclear weapon beneath the ice in northern Greenland after a nuclear-armed B52 crashed on the ice a few miles from Thule Air Base. The Stratofortress disintegrated on impact with the sea ice and parts of it began to melt through to the fjord below. The high explosives surrounding the four nuclear weapons on board detonated without setting off the nuclear devices, which had not been armed by the crew. The Pentagon maintained that all four weapons had been 'destroyed' and while technically true, investigators piecing together fragments from the crash could only account for three of the weapons. Investigators found that 'something melted through ice such as burning primary or secondary.' A subsequent search by a US submarine was beset by technical problems and, as winter encroached and the ice began to freeze over, the search was abandoned. 'There was disappointment in what you might call a failure to return all of the components,' said a former nuclear weapons designer at the Los Alamos nuclear laboratory. 'It would be very difficult for anyone else to recover classified pieces if we couldn't find them.'"

470 comments

  1. gentlemen: by nimbius · · Score: 0

    The system works.

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    1. Re:gentlemen: by dintech · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You only say that because you think they're trying to steal your previous bodily fluids.

    2. Re:gentlemen: by dintech · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think I meant precious. Previous bodily fluids are creepy.

    3. Re:gentlemen: by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      Unless you're one of the poor sods living nearby who was hired to clean up the radioactive debris without anyone actually mentioning that the debris might be hazardous...

      But... yeah. Coulda been worse.

    4. Re:gentlemen: by Poltras · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!

    5. Re:gentlemen: by Forge · · Score: 1

      I don't know. They are welcome to collect my previous bodily fluids for a small fee.

      Back on topic: The US Military couldn't find that lost nuke because I already salvaged it and will use the components to build something far more dangerous than a conventional nuclear bomb.

      With this device I will have leaders the world over cower in abject terror as I take command of the world throgh them.

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    6. Re:gentlemen: by mapsjanhere · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unless the nuclear warheads went off (what someone would have most likely noticed) the radioactive material is uranium from the tamper and plutonium from the primary. Both are "harmless" from a radioactivity point of view, so plutonium is extremely toxic. Standard chemical protection measures would have been sufficient.

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    7. Re:gentlemen: by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Really old news. There are currently 8 US "lost" nuclear weapons.

      Link The one under the wetlands in NC is probably the most recoverable. All you have to do is move 5-600 tons of sand and silt while keeping the groundwater under control, and hope that the safety shielding hasn't been compromised from impact and exposure. A separate article I can't dig up right now tells the story of the guy that found it (recently, within the last 10 years). He was able to deduce the location by taking and graphing hundreds (thousands?) of radiation measurements. He wrote the air force and they said "No, it's fine where it is."

    8. Re:gentlemen: by JJNess · · Score: 1

      Oh boy, somebody's going to have stealth helicopters do a drop on their house from that comment... have you heard any thumps on your roof lately?

    9. Re:gentlemen: by blitzkrieg3 · · Score: 1

      I would agree with you, but the nuke mentioned in the article isn't listed. I guess we can make that 9 lost nuclear weapons.

    10. Re:gentlemen: by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      All you have to do is move 5-600 tons of sand and silt while keeping the groundwater under control, and hope that the safety shielding hasn't been compromised from impact and exposure.

      My god... the terrorists could get it! They're already experts in sand!

    11. Re:gentlemen: by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "With this device I will have leaders the world over cower in abject terror as I take command of the world throgh them."

      Oh...and don't forget to DEMAND $1 million dollars!!!!!

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    12. Re:gentlemen: by vux984 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The US Military couldn't find that lost nuke because I already salvaged it and will use the components to build something far more dangerous than a conventional nuclear bomb.

      With this device I will have leaders the world over cower in abject terror as I take command of the world throgh them.

      Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?

    13. Re:gentlemen: by Savione · · Score: 1

      Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

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    14. Re:gentlemen: by mikael · · Score: 4, Interesting

      All you have to do is move 5-600 tons of sand and silt while keeping the groundwater under control, and hope that the safety shielding hasn't been compromised from impact and exposure.

      That would seem to be fairly simple to do now - modern mining techniques will freeze surrounding soft soil with liquid CO2 or N2, then they can dig a tunnel through the now solid soil.

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    15. Re:gentlemen: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have any data in front of me but I am pretty sure that uranium and plutonium both have significant solubilities in water. Chemically, they are both very reactive. It wouldn't surprise me that if sea water was able to leak into the encasement, that a lot or all of it has dissolved by now. That makes it might hard to recover if that's true.

    16. Re:gentlemen: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Link The one under the wetlands in NC is probably the most recoverable. All you have to do is move 5-600 tons of sand and silt while keeping the groundwater under control, and hope that the safety shielding hasn't been compromised from impact and exposure. A separate article I can't dig up right now tells the story of the guy that found it (recently, within the last 10 years). He was able to deduce the location by taking and graphing hundreds (thousands?) of radiation measurements. He wrote the air force and they said "No, it's fine where it is."

      If by safety shielding you're referring to a radiation shield, there's no need to worry about it being compromised, because there isn't one. Although U-235 and Pu-239 are both plenty fissile in the right conditions, they're relatively low-hazard alpha emitters when they're just sitting there not exploding. Radiation measurements, also, would be relatively imprecise. I can't imagine he narrowed it down by more than maybe 10 meters...which will still mean a few hundred tons of soil to excavate. I suspect his survey is no more accurate than whatever search the Air Force already conducted.

    17. Re:gentlemen: by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Yes, but expensive and difficult to do without being noticed. The government feels it doesn't have to spend the money as it would be impossible for anyone else to do it with out them knowing well ahead of any successful recovery. Its like my credit card that's encased in cement at the bottom of a septic tank in a third world country.

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    18. Re:gentlemen: by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      It also means that its probably harmlessly diluted by now.

    19. Re:gentlemen: by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Unless you're one of the poor sods living nearby who was hired to clean up the radioactive debris without anyone actually mentioning that the debris might be hazardous...

      But... yeah. Coulda been worse.

      I don't know about you, but if someone from the military asked me to go out into my back yard and help them clean up some debris, and I noticed the military guys were wearing chemical suits...well...I must just pack my bags and head to a friends house for the weekend.

      Actually, fuck the bags, I'd just jump in the car and get the hell out of there.

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    20. Re:gentlemen: by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      The US Military couldn't find that lost nuke because I already salvaged it and will use the components to build something far more dangerous than a conventional nuclear bomb.

      With this device I will have leaders the world over cower in abject terror as I take command of the world throgh them.

      Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?

      Well, the Premier was going to bring it up at next month's summit. You know how he likes his little surprises.

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    21. Re:gentlemen: by mikerubin · · Score: 1

      Would that device be an unconventional nuclear bomb?

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    22. Re:gentlemen: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that only I had the authority to do that!

      The previous poster appears to have exceeded his authority sir.

    23. Re:gentlemen: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember reading somewhere that most of the "lost" fissile material wound up assisting the development of the Israeli nuclear program. This was back in the eighties when it was revealed that the AEC couldn't account for something like 40 lbs of the stuff. It was surmised that the CIA smuggled it to them.

    24. Re:gentlemen: by aqk · · Score: 1

      >> Previous bodily fluids are creepy.

      Not as far as I'm concerned!

      It's the "post" ones that I'm not looking forward to.

      But I somehow suspect I won't notice them...
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    25. Re:gentlemen: by SpinyManiac · · Score: 1

      It also means that its probably harmlessly diluted by now.

      Don't be silly. According to the laws of homeopathy like cures like and dilution makes it stronger. Water from that fjord should cure all forms of cancer and plutionium poisoning now. I'd say more but I've just had a great idea for a business...

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    26. Re:gentlemen: by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Given that many third world countries resemble a septic tank from stem to stern, I suspect you need to worry about small brown people with chisels.

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    27. Re:gentlemen: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll have the Coca Cola Company to answer to..

  2. Report to Number 1 by cthulu_mt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Operation Thunderball is a success.

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    1. Re:Report to Number 1 by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1, Redundant

      What asshole modded me Redundant? I understand that the Thunderball joke is obvious but I was the first to make it!

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    2. Re:Report to Number 1 by Daswolfen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear Mr cthulu_mt,

      It is my duty to inform you that you have violated the Slashdot Users Union rule 34 part c which states in part that the Redundant moderation tag shall be used in cases where the obvious joke is obvious to the Slashdot community and therefore redundant. I hope that this clears up any confusion your part.

      Thank you

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    3. Re:Report to Number 1 by agrounds · · Score: 1

      You just posted a Rule 34 for Slashdot? I am admittedly cringing in terror about what would look like.

    4. Re:Report to Number 1 by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I call bullshit on that. The amount of crap that gets up modded due to herd mentality just proves that only retards get mod points nowadays.

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    5. Re:Report to Number 1 by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

      Welcome to to Slashdot, sonny. Getting bitter about it will worsen your inevitable heartache and sirosis of the liver.

      Anymore I am just tickled when someone wastes there mod points on me by modding me up or down. At least someone is reading.

      On topic, this sounds like the preamble to a bad comic book.

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    6. Re:Report to Number 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spelling Cop here - it's cirrhosis you insensitive clod! (note proper use of meme)

      All who live in their mom's basements, drink 12 packs every night, alone, in the dim glow of a screen saver, watching their pron, wearing headphones, and with a box or two of hankies and a pump bottle of lotion should know how to spell cirrhosis!

    7. Re:Report to Number 1 by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

      Google has failed me as a spell checker.

      I care not, I am not a med-nerd.

      Also, I live in my own house and it's difficult to watch porn with the screen saver going, otherwise you aren't far off.

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  3. 24 episode by OffTheLip · · Score: 1

    If this scenario didn't occur on the TV show "24" it well could have. Life imitates art or vice versa?

    1. Re:24 episode by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      I can turn off the annoying 24h clock IRL.

      *di-dunk* *di-dunk* *di-dunk*

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    2. Re:24 episode by loafula · · Score: 1

      Yes, life imitates art. 24 is about 35 years too young for it to be vice versa.

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    3. Re:24 episode by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, life imitates art. 24 is about 35 years too young for it to be vice versa.

      Actually it is vice-versa in this case, or I just came down with a bad case of dyslexia.

    4. Re:24 episode by sukotto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if Jack ties the suspect to a chair and forces him to watch Jack torture his wife and children.

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    5. Re:24 episode by theaveng · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't like how dark Jack has become. He shouldn't even by a U.S. employee anymore with the tactics he uses.

      I prefer the early seasons when Jack was still a decent human being.

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    6. Re:24 episode by Scyber · · Score: 1

      More similar to a clive cussler book than 24. Actually it is similar to his 1990 book Dragon where the secret 3rd bomb sent to Japan during WWII is lost when the plane crashes into the ocean.

    7. Re:24 episode by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'd be nice if there weren't US Employees who love Jack just as he is.

      âoeJack Bauer saved Los Angeles . . . . He saved hundreds of thousands of lives,â Judge Scalia reportedly said. âoeAre you going to convict Jack Bauer?â He then posed a series of questions to his fellow judges: âoeSay that criminal law is against him? âYou have the right to a jury trial?â(TM) Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer?â âoeI donâ(TM)t think so,â Scalia reportedly answered himself. âoeSo the question is really whether we believe in these absolutes. And ought we believe in these absolutes.â

      Just remember that Supreme Court Justice Scalia said that. But at least he opposes making entertainment out of law by televising trials. What a nice guy...

    8. Re:24 episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or sarcasm

    9. Re:24 episode by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it sounds more like BEEK BOOK. BEEK BOOK. And, if you downloaded the episodes online, it plays twice. So four beeks and four books.

    10. Re:24 episode by ichthus · · Score: 1

      âoeI donâ(TM)t understand.â

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    11. Re:24 episode by Shakrai · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Wow, sounds like Scalia just made a pretty compelling case for Jury Nullification. I'll remember that if I'm ever selected to be on a jury overseeing a war on drugs case. "Scalia said I can vote my conscience"

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    12. Re:24 episode by mea_culpa · · Score: 1

      If this scenario didn't occur on the TV show "24" it well could have. Life imitates art or vice versa?

      When seeing our new president elect and first lady I can't help but be reminded of the first and second season of 24. When watching it back then I thought it was too far fetched to see this happen in my lifetime.
      CTU must be very busy now.

    13. Re:24 episode by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      The supreme court has always allowed for jury nullification. They just also allowed that the government doesn't have to tell you about it or encourage it in anyway.

    14. Re:24 episode by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The supreme court has always allowed for jury nullification. They just also allowed that the government doesn't have to tell you about it or encourage it in anyway.

      Jury nullification can't be taken away unless you also intend to take away the jury system -- but it's largely been neutered. Try telling the DA that you believe in jury nullification and see if you actually make it onto the jury in question.....

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    15. Re:24 episode by eln · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, if you had to work all those 24-hour shifts, you'd be pretty cranky too.

    16. Re:24 episode by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the entire series based on the incredibly stupid premise that you catch the guy between when he plants the bomb and when it goes off and thus torture is not only justified but actually tells you something useful? The KGB used torture because they liked to terrify people and not because it was a way to get information.

    17. Re:24 episode by sukotto · · Score: 1

      hmm... some guy just made me a foe and I assume it was over this comment. How strange.

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    18. Re:24 episode by aqk · · Score: 1

      He shouldn't even by a U.S. employee anymore with the tactics he uses.

      That's easy! SOP: Make him a Canadian! ..

    19. Re:24 episode by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the jury remains free in any case to refuse to convict on the grounds that they consider the law unjust. The simple solution is to not confess to believing in jury nullification.

    20. Re:24 episode by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't like how dark Jack has become. He shouldn't even by a U.S. employee anymore with the tactics he uses.

      Amen to that! Along with practically everyone else working for the federal government, which feels free to break any law it likes in the pursuit of your ass.

      Let's be real, though. Art imitates life. 24 needs to have stuff about torture because we use so very much torture ourselves. (I'm not necessarily saying that it is wrong to torture an enemy combatant. I'm still torn on this subject. Pain is by far not the worst thing that can happen to a person. Blah blah blah.)

      Not so long ago there was a half-decent (cover) article in Mother Jones magazine discussing the "cost of torture". The cover depicted spousal abuse. You ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait until we bring the rest of these poor boys home from the desert.

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    21. Re:24 episode by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Try telling the DA that you believe in jury nullification and see if you actually make it onto the jury in question.....

      What I find more compelling is that if the defense lawyer breathes one word about jury nullification to the actual jury, then a mistrial is the most likely outcome. I can understand the DA wanting to keep this information from the jury, but the very court system also wants to keep it away from them so that it can retain absolute power.

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  4. So, where is it? by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

    Mother Russia now has your bombs.

    1. Re:So, where is it? by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nonsense.

      But, of course, this means that Greenland possesses WMDs and must be destroyed.

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    2. Re:So, where is it? by Kokuyo · · Score: 5, Funny

      And AGAIN the US knows this because they left them there themselves ;).

    3. Re:So, where is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liberated.. I think you mean liberated.

    4. Re:So, where is it? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      If you'd RTFA[1] then you'd know that the high explosives in the detonator exploded, but the warhead had not been armed so it did not explode. The explosion was large enough to destroy the case of the weapon and scatter the radioactive material over the area. Some remained under the sea, some was thrown into the air.

      [1] No, I don't need to hand in my geek card, two stories about this came up in my feeds this morning, I didn't break the rules and actually click on a link in the summary.

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    5. Re:So, where is it? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Freed.

      Operation Iraqi Liberation^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HFreedom

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    6. Re:So, where is it? by alxkit · · Score: 0

      but do they have LOTS of oil?

  5. Broken Arrow? by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just send in Christian Slater to recover it. It'll only take him a few hours, with the additional bonus that movie footage of the recovery mission will make for a great action movie once the evil John Travolta tries to steal it.

    1. Re:Broken Arrow? by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just send in Christian Slater to recover it. It'll only take him a few hours, with the additional bonus that movie footage of the recovery mission will make for a great action movie once the evil John Travolta tries to steal it.

      Hey, cut John Travolta some slack. He just wants to get his hands on a thermonuclear weapon so he can give Xenu a taste of his own medicine.

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    2. Re:Broken Arrow? by ps2os2 · · Score: 1

      No, send Tom Cruise there and (let him take the Scientologists with him) maybe they will melt Greenland with their help:)

    3. Re:Broken Arrow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let Tom Cruise recover it. He can fly and all that, after all.

  6. Greenland eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wonder if Sarah Palin can see it from her house.

    1. Re:Greenland eh? by vil3nr0b · · Score: 1, Funny

      Only with designer glasses and from the country of Africa.

    2. Re:Greenland eh? by k33l0r · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Probably, but she's too busy keeping a watchful eye on Russia.

    3. Re:Greenland eh? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Wonder if Sarah Palin can see it from her house.

      Aren't the Palin jokes kind of like kicking a puppy at this point? She scared the hell out of me and cost McCain any chance he had of getting my vote (what happened to McCain 1.0?) but it's over now....

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    4. Re:Greenland eh? by monktus · · Score: 2, Funny

      That means she has twice as much foreign policy experience! And you fools didn't elect her...

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    5. Re:Greenland eh? by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      Joe Biden can't see the "s" in the word jobs even with high-powered designer binoculars.

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    6. Re:Greenland eh? by zx-15 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not really, moreover I think this is the time to make Palin jokes, previously all Palin said scared the hell out of me, but now we all can fully appreciate her stupidity.

    7. Re:Greenland eh? by spitzak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Considering people are still saying Al Gore created the Internet, I don't think it will be over for awhile.

      I laughed at Colbert's version: because of the International Date Line, not only can she see Russia, she can *see into the Future!*.

    8. Re:Greenland eh? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Considering people are still saying Al Gore created the Internet, I don't think it will be over for awhile.

      Ohhh fuck. Hadn't thought of that. Yeah, I guess the Palin jokes are here to stay. Poor dead horse.....

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    9. Re:Greenland eh? by brigc · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not over if she keeps talking...

      Appearing on Fox News Channel's "On the Record" last night, Palin told
      Greta Van Susteren, "If there is an open door in 2012 or four years later,
      and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my
      state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that
      door." ...brig

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    10. Re:Greenland eh? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      My only hope is that Palin doesn't change in 4 years. That way she America will find out what she's all about. From what I read from people who grew up with her, they like her well enough but don't think she should be elected for higher office. That and her interviews, she strikes me as not someone just from a small town, but someone who is small-minded.

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    11. Re:Greenland eh? by nostriluu · · Score: 0, Troll

      As opposed to the "country" of America, which is what Bush, Obama et al call the US.

    12. Re:Greenland eh? by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      ...and a huge percentage of the population of said country...

    13. Re:Greenland eh? by stewbacca · · Score: 3, Insightful

      she strikes me as not someone just from a small town, but someone who is small-minded.

      As if those two were somehow mutually exclusive? She is small-minded BECAUSE she is from a small town. Welcome to America (or at least the part that doesn't live in a city).

    14. Re:Greenland eh? by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know. Although it doesn't directly relate, there's a lot of irony here.

    15. Re:Greenland eh? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are people like me that are from small towns that are not small-minded so the two are not exclusive. I sometimes miss aspects of it (knowing all your neighbors, etc). But I knew (and cared) that there was a larger world behind my town.

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    16. Re:Greenland eh? by xeniast · · Score: 0

      Wonder if Sarah Palin can see it from her house.

      How is your understanding of Geography ?

    17. Re:Greenland eh? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Dude, I am fairly certain she hasn't changed much since sometime in the mid 80s. Except for maybe the wardrobe (when other people are footing the bill) and her hair. If you looked in her closet I bet you would find an acid washed denim jacket with Van Halen and Warrant patched sewn on.

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    18. Re:Greenland eh? by An+dochasac · · Score: 1
      Granted, using "American" to refer to both the people who live within the U.S. and those who live on an American continent is confusing. But there isn't yet an commonly accepted shorthand for "The citizens and other occupants of the United States of America" (One of my elementary school teachers suggested "USonians" but that never caught on.)

      What I find less acceptable is the fact that so many people outside of the U.S. refer to the U.S. place as America. There is no excuse for that. There is an acceptable shorthand for the location (U.S. or United States). I even find "The states" acceptable, though the CIS and other groupings of states has made that more ambiguous. I've lived outside of the United States for long enough that now I'm starting misuse the term "America" as often as my European and Asian friends do.

    19. Re:Greenland eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      she strikes me as not someone just from a small town, but someone who is small-minded.

      As if those two were somehow mutually exclusive? She is small-minded BECAUSE she is from a small town. Welcome to America (or at least the part that doesn't live in a city).

      Very open-minded of you to make a sweeping generalization about a massive segment of the population due to their choice of address.

      By the way, I hate all people who make generalizations....

    20. Re:Greenland eh? by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

      P.S. Yes I'm from a small town. That doesn't mean I don't know that Africa is a continent, South Africa is a country and that the earth is millions of years older than Archbishop Ussher thought it was, especially when you account for daylight savings time.

    21. Re:Greenland eh? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      The problem with Palin is she chose to stay in that environment, as do most small-minded, small-towned people, because they see nothing wrong with it. You have more foresight than most in that environment. You said it best, "there are people like me that are from small towns that are not small-minded".

    22. Re:Greenland eh? by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with Palin is she chose to stay in that environment, as do most small-minded, small-towned people, because they see nothing wrong with it. You have more foresight than most in that environment. You said it best, "there are people like me that are from small towns that are not small-minded".

      I hope you appreciate the irony of dismissing entire populations as "small-minded". Do you have anything other than stereotypes to back this up? I've lived in both large (New York City) and small (Guilford, NY -- look it up) towns and I've come across my share of small and large minded people in both.

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    23. Re:Greenland eh? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      By the way, I hate all people who make generalizations....

      I hate all anonymous cowards who hate people who make generalizations ;)

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    24. Re:Greenland eh? by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      It is more than confusing, it is presumptuous. (I know I'll get marked as "troll" for this observation. Usonians have no sense of humour about some things).

      Usonian is the accepted term, but it would be too modernist for politicians (and the populace) to adopt it.

    25. Re:Greenland eh? by Th*+hung*r+(e*) · · Score: 1

      I hope you realize the adjective Usonian, and the plural noun Usonians, do not carry negative connotations. you speak as though it were pretense. trolls. . .

    26. Re:Greenland eh? by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      She is small-minded BECAUSE she is from a small town. Welcome to America (or at least the part that doesn't live in a city).

      The really scary ones are the ones that don't live in small towns anymore, but who grew up in them. Sadly I've got some relatives that are like that. The things I hear them say absolutely amaze me. Before I was forced to spend more time around them I thought racism was all but dead in the U.S. and that militant creationists were a small minority, but now I'm not so sure. It both scares and saddens me to see such a large swath of the U.S. population proudly walking away from progress and trying to drag the rest of us with them. If things continue in this fashion it's not going to be long before I'm forced to find another country to live in, although things aren't looking great elsewhere either. In particular England and Australia aren't looking like bastions of progress at the moment, and Canada seems to be treading water.

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    27. Re:Greenland eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll only get worse once Palin wins her Nobel price.

    28. Re:Greenland eh? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      If she scared you THIS year,wait until they they run her for president in 2012. Sheeeee's back! EEEK! Seriously,if there was any doubt in anyone's mind that they ran out the Barry Goldwater conservatives and the party is now run by the crazies,then Palin in 2012 should do it. As a former "Reagan Democrat" I wouldn't vote for these Neocon loonies if my life depended on it. And what happened to the conserve part of conservative,anyway? But go down to about halfway on the link I placed to see the ultra right wingers just gushing about how wonderful and a "true conservative" Sarah Palin is. Damned scary.

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    29. Re:Greenland eh? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I'd like a term for both US and Canadians, because their cultures are nearly identical. Canada is closer to the US than it is to the commonwealth or UK, probably because we share a lot of TV programming, business, agriculture and other things that tends to drive the culture of a capitalistic society.

      btw. most people in the US refer to their location as "America". So it's not something the Europeans and Asians just decided to do, they started calling it that because Americans started referring to their country as simply America.

      There is always the obscure term "New Worlder", which would refer to people from North, South and Central America (and sometimes the Pacific islands).

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    30. Re:Greenland eh? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In fact, in my experience, the ones from small towns are more likely to be open-minded. People who live in big cities tend to think that they are living at the apex of humanity, that they and their environment are the best, and that people in small towns don't know jack. Not all people in big cities are like this, of course, but my experience is that there's proportionately more of them than there are similarly close-minded people in small towns. Lots of people in small towns are aware of the wider world, enjoy the opportunity to visit other places including big cities, but simply don't live there for various legitimate reasons.

      Palin, of course, is not one of these open-minded small town people. But she is the way she is because that's who she is, not because of where she lives. She'd be just as much of a clueless asshole if she had grown up in New York City.

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    31. Re:Greenland eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This, to me, is the one downside of Obama being elected. For the past years, I haven't had to worry about the whole "American" issue since I've been explicitly calling myself a Californian rather than an American in an effort to draw a distinction between myself and the retards that voted in one of their own from '00-'08.

      Now that I'm somewhat less ashamed of my country of birth, the term used to describe my nationality becomes complicated again. And it really is a complicated question when you live outside of the US and people actually care about being culturally sensitive.

    32. Re:Greenland eh? by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      What?

      I know Usonian doesn't carry any negative connotations. I would suggest people use it instead of "American." That would be clearer and less presumptuous. It's still a mystery to me why I was called a troll in my parent post.

    33. Re:Greenland eh? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Yes, I enjoy my own irony. It was purposeful, and ridiculous, to make a point. Sarah Palin is my evidence. The only problem I have with your anecdote, is that although both populations have open and closed minded people, one tends to have a lot more of one and the other has a lot more of the other. I'm not sure if you've noticed election trends over the past 100 years, but the voting patterns of rural vs. urban areas have been very divergent.

    34. Re:Greenland eh? by Larryish · · Score: 1

      In JoeBidenLand, it is pronounced "jerb".

    35. Re:Greenland eh? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you've noticed election trends over the past 100 years, but the voting patterns of rural vs. urban areas have been very divergent.

      So voting Republican is all it takes to qualify someone as "close-minded" in your opinion? The irony keeps getting better.....

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    36. Re:Greenland eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, but joe biden can

    37. Re:Greenland eh? by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I do not agree at all. There are a lot of things fundamental to Canadians (stronger social services, top down vs bottom up impulses, etc) that make citizens from each different quite different.

    38. Re:Greenland eh? by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

      As if those two were somehow mutually exclusive? She is small-minded BECAUSE she is from a small town. Welcome to America (or at least the part that doesn't live in a city).

      That's tremendously arrogant, and is about at the same level as someone from a small town saying, "only crackheads and minorities with ten kids live in the city -- as if those two are somehow mutually exclusive." Don't forget that lots of those small-towners in OH, PA, NC, IA, IN and elsewhere who you're ridiculing just helped Obama win the presidency.

    39. Re:Greenland eh? by ppanon · · Score: 1

      No, but watching Fox News and no other news program does.

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    40. Re:Greenland eh? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Of course it's arrogant, and I've already stated as such. What good is a conversation if you don't hear all sides (including the arrogant one?)

    41. Re:Greenland eh? by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      See 3.
      See 1.
      See 1.
      See 2.

      Stop trying to be pedantic. It's obnoxious when you're right, and you're not anyway.

      "America" has been an acceptable shortened name for "The United States of America" for well over 200 years. On the other hand, I've never heard anyone collectively refer to North America and South America as "America", even though this too would probably be correct.

      Words can have more than one meaning. Would you make the same argument about Australia?

    42. Re:Greenland eh? by nostriluu · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not an "acceptable" shortened name, especially outside the US (I know that may be hard to imagine), but it is one that is used. And I often hear "American," "Americas" used to refer to the continents.

      Anyway, I'm not being pedantic. I'm making a sly comment about Palin being criticized for calling Africa a country, when that's very similar to calling US "America." The problem here is that no one has a sense of humour. Damn uptight Usonians!

    43. Re:Greenland eh? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      For better or worse I think the memory of Bush will keep any Republicans out of the Presidency until a lot of the memory has faded. I suppose we can measure the attention span if we compare it to how long it took for Reagan to go from being seen as an isolated lame duck President holding on through his second term to a national hero (years later) for being unsuccessful in his attempts to restart the cold war with Pershing missiles after it was all over. The world did hate the USA far more then than was the case under Bush.

      I really don't know how a group as large as the Republican party could have ended up with canditates such as AWOL Bush and Palin in the first place.

    44. Re:Greenland eh? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That's fine without overconfidence and with a will to take advice. Unfortunately we expect overconfidence and swift, ignorant action from our leaders.

    45. Re:Greenland eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there isn't yet an commonly accepted shorthand for "The citizens and other occupants of the United States of America"

      The rest of the world uses Yanks or Seppos.

    46. Re:Greenland eh? by Abreu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Look up "Estadounidense" in Google.

      The word did catch up in the rest of the continent.

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    47. Re:Greenland eh? by Walking+The+Walk · · Score: 1

      A lot of the European exchange students that we get down here in New Zealand refer to "America" when discussing Canada+USA+Mexico. Apparently it's a common cultural term of reference; all other countries in the Americas are then clumped in as "South Americans". Being from Canada originally, I used to correct them: "No, I'm not American, I'm Canadian." This just led to confusion, as they consider it a region not a country.

      By the way, textual references to the 7 continental regions have been changing to "Oceania" for years, of which Australia is just one country. This is distinct from the continental plates; Australia is one, but there are more than 7.

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    48. Re:Greenland eh? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      you mention things that aren't readily expressed in our everyday culture. those things only matter if you're an ideolog. I believe we can ignore our different political systems, chalk the US as being weird and ignore the aberation because so few of them vote anyways.

      If you consider things like car styles, clothing styles/trends, language, english-french heritage(yes, plenty of French influence in the US even if we don't have a region full of native speakers). I think if someone were to drop me off in a Canadian shopping mall versus a US shopping mall (especially one in the north-east) I doubt I would be able to tell the difference. I can buy the same obscure brands of soda/pop in Ontario that I can get in Michigan/Ohio/Indiana/Wisconsin/Minnesota/New York/etc, that has to count for something :)

      Having been to Ontario hundreds of times (because I used to live next to it), beyond the road signs I see the same sort of long straight roads, spotted with homesteads in rural areas. Then small towns centered around some industry, be it meat packing or steel. And outside of the city cores I don't see Canadians taking public transportation any more often than their US counterparts.

      Are the people in Saskatchewan and Manitoba significantly different than the people in Montana and the Dakotas?

      Perhaps maybe there is some sort of "Great Lakes" culture that connects the region and crosses national borders. And that connection might not exist where you live. (although I think if I were to play statistics, it would be a safe guess that most Canadians live in Ontario, around 35%). But it's been my experience that Canadians are far more like Americans than they are like Britons. Especially the rural Canadians (about half the Canadians I've met lived in rural parts of Ontario).

      Also, as a guest in someone's home I don't discuss politics or religion. So perhaps that gives me a different perspective than someone who has a political fire in them that must be met with confrontational dialog. (kids these days)

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    49. Re:Greenland eh? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, I dunno. Don't you think she wore this outfit both then and now? [Somewhat adult URL below]

      http://www.topcosales.us/product_detail.asp?PID=0231-7

    50. Re:Greenland eh? by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      I don't believe you. Don't assume I'm ignorant or naive of the rest of the world.

      Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
        - Margaret Thatcher

      America must listen as well as lead. But don't ever apologise for your values. Tell the world why you're proud of America. Tell them that when the star-spangled banner starts, Americans get to their feet ... whatever race, colour, class or creed they are, being American means being free. That's what makes them proud. As Britain knows, all predominant power seems for a time invincible; but in fact it is transient. The question is, what do you leave behind? What you can bequeath to this anxious world is the light of liberty ... destiny put you in this place in history, in this moment in time and the task is yours to do.
        - Tony Blair

      Well maybe it's just Americans and Brits that call the USA "America"...

      America must be the teacher of democracy, not the advertiser of the consumer society. It is unrealistic for the rest of the world to reach the American living standard.
        - Mikhail Gorbachev

      America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
        - Sigmund Freud

      England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
        - George Bernard Shaw

      There's the country of America, which you have to defend, but there's also the idea of America. America is more than just a country, it's an idea. An idea that's supposed to be contagious.
        - Bono

      There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.
        - G. K. Chesterton

      After I signed, I cried. When I studied American history as a schoolgirl and I read about those who signed the Declaration of Independence, I couldn't imagine these were real people doing something real. And there I was sitting down and signing a declaration of establishment.
      - Golda Meir

      Okay, maybe not...

    51. Re:Greenland eh? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      It's not an "acceptable" shortened name...but it is used

      And accepted? Or at least able to be?

    52. Re:Greenland eh? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      No confusing at all. You call the people what their country is named.

      Canada == Canadians

      Mexico == Mexicans

      The United States of America == Americans

      At the very least....try to call the people what they call themselves. We refer to ourselves as Americans. If you have to refer to people by continent, then do what we do:

      North Americans or South Americans. With the North/South attached, we and pretty much everyone else should know you aren't referring to the USA.

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    53. Re:Greenland eh? by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      I'm hardly a kid. Sure, visually it may look the same, especially the generic malls, which is often sad. And the similarities are more regional, with areas close to the border on both sides being more similar than the extremes. But the assumptions are very different, things people talk about. I have friends in the US and they're on the same idealogical wavelength as I am, but their issues are totally different. Things like medical insurance. And the effect of their government globally. The "left" Obama government is right of our "right" conservative government in every way. The things that are issues in the US are not issues here. The Usonians who aren't political often have a assumptive exuberance which comes from not travelling. If you're not touching on any of these things with the people you meet, I don't know what you could be talking about.

    54. Re:Greenland eh? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      No, but watching Fox News and no other news program does.

      Why limit it to Fox? Watching any news program to the exclusion of others likely qualifies you as closed minded. I don't really think Keith Olbermann is any better in this regard than Bill O'Reilly.

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    55. Re:Greenland eh? by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Now who's being a pedant.

    56. Re:Greenland eh? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's not an "acceptable" shortened name

      I could give one tenth of one shit about what is acceptable to morons.

      If someone in South America wants to start a country whose name ends in "America" then maybe We The People will have to find something new to call ourselves - this is called disambiguation. However, anyone with two neurons to rub together should be able to figure out who is meant by "Americans", especially since America is not the name of the continent! If we called ourselves North Americans then the name would be a ridiculous misnomer since it overlooks Canadians (easy enough to do) and Eskimos :)

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    57. Re:Greenland eh? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Aren't the Palin jokes kind of like kicking a puppy at this point?

      Almost, but not quite as fun. The puppy whimpers each time you put the boot in.

      She scared the hell out of me and cost McCain any chance he had of getting my vote (what happened to McCain 1.0?) but it's over now....

      Palin was hitched to McCain specifically to make him even less electable. Period, end of story. The dems threw the last two elections (not fighting back against dirty tricks) to make the election result manipulation look plausible. In this election, the reps threw the election by running possibly the most unelectable ticket in their history.

      The whole situation is pretty hilarious, so it is still quite deserving of humor. Also, there is always the chance that they will run her again in some other race, at a later date. Let's make sure the cultural subconscious won't allow that, ever.

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    58. Re:Greenland eh? by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Well, I hope you feel better now after your swaggering about. Had a couple drinkypoos too many, did you? Made you a bit boorish, maybe?

      By the way, drinkypoo, don't you find it kind of funny that Palin was so harshly criticized for calling a continent a country, when the USofA, a country, is often called after a set of lands?

    59. Re:Greenland eh? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      If you want to focus on one tiny aspect of the human experience, then so be it. But there is far more to life than armchair politics.

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    60. Re:Greenland eh? by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      "touching on." not "dwelling on." and, um, taken a look at your sig lately?

      slashdot needs a delete comment button, so people like you, who say things then can't be bothered to follow up, can do so gracefully.

    61. Re:Greenland eh? by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      No denial here.

    62. Re:Greenland eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the west coast, life in Seattle is a lot like life in Vancouver. There are always variations in things like accents, traffic laws, local stores, etc. But normal life is very similar. We even get CBC, and watch "Hockey Night in Canada".

    63. Re:Greenland eh? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well, I hope you feel better now after your swaggering about. Had a couple drinkypoos too many, did you? Made you a bit boorish, maybe?

      Yes, no, and maybe, in order.

      By the way, drinkypoo, don't you find it kind of funny that Palin was so harshly criticized for calling a continent a country, when the USofA, a country, is often called after a set of lands?

      No.

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    64. Re:Greenland eh? by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Well, sorry, but it is against my religion to use emoticons when trying (and maybe failing) to be ironic.

  7. Trailer to a movie? by fitten · · Score: 1

    Heh... this sounds just like a trailer to a monster movie of some kind... something like Godzilla is going to rise up out of a Greenland Fjord and go about ransacking... what's a town in Greenland?

    1. Re:Trailer to a movie? by repvik · · Score: 4, Informative

      The capital is "nuuk", which would be pretty fitting.

    2. Re:Trailer to a movie? by lupinstel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gjordzilla??

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    3. Re:Trailer to a movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's Fjordzilla, you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:Trailer to a movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just in: after previous product placement success figures roll in from Transformers for competitors, writers at Ford begin furiously typing away at the script for "Fordzilla, destroyer of Tokyo".

    5. Re:Trailer to a movie? by Daswolfen · · Score: 1

      Attack of the 50' Lemmings!

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    6. Re:Trailer to a movie? by ppanon · · Score: 1

      It's Fjordjira, you insensitive clod!

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  8. Obligatory... by mnslinky · · Score: 5, Funny

    From a unnamed news source:

    The pentagon assures us that the nuke is currently protected by sharks, with what are described as high-energy weapons. Our correspondent has confirmed the high-energy weapons are, indeed, lasers.

    1. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laughed so hard at this entire thread. You guys are great.

    2. Re:Obligatory... by houghi · · Score: 1

      Well, next time quote your source correctly. They actualy said:

      The nuclear device is currently prodected by Selachimorpha with Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiatin.

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    3. Re:Obligatory... by mnslinky · · Score: 1

      sorry, I just had the Cliffs Notes.

    4. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would mod you down for "Stimulated Emission of Radiatin", but I don't have a -1, Stupid. Live it up.

  9. Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tybee_Bomb

    And it's far more conveniently located (somewhere off the coast of Georgia). No need to go diving somewhere in the Arctic!

    1. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by jmyers · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or the Broken Arrow incident in North Carolina.

      http://www.ibiblio.org/bomb/

    2. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      And it's far more conveniently located (somewhere off the coast of Georgia). No need to go diving somewhere in the Arctic!

      Not anymore it's not. ;)

    3. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by medintern · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I am not so sure why this story is so newsworthy. Tybee Island has more population near it. We in Georgia have laughed about the Tybee bomb for a while.

    4. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also the Palomares incident, as well as 40 year old rumours that a 5th bomb was never recovered and is still on the bottom of the Mediterranean, having recently started leaking radiation.

    5. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Informative
      Also -
      • Goldsboro, North Carolina - nuclear weapon lost when B-52 broke up mid-air
      • Off Whidbey Island, Washington - nuclear depth charge lost when aircraft crashed
      • Over the Mediterranean Sea - B-47 lost without trace carrying two nuclear weapons
      • USS Ticonderoga (CVA-14) in the Pacific Ocean - an A4E armed with a hydrogen bomb rolls off the deck of the carrier in 16,000ft of water

      Quite a few nuclear weapons have been lost over the years.

    6. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's also the Palomares incident,

      Well, they eventually accounted for all of the bombs. The guy who claimed salvage rights ... well, that's pretty fscking brilliant.

    7. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by k33l0r · · Score: 5, Funny

      From Wikipedia:

      The 12-foot (4 m) long Mark 15 bomb weighs 7,600 pounds (3,500 kg) and bears the serial number "No. 47782".

      I thought I'd gotten lucky, but the one I found had the serial number "No. 47783". Damn.

    8. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by Cythrawl · · Score: 1, Informative
      Actually the US lost 11 over the cold war period, and Mother Russia far more.

      The United States lost 11 nuclear bombs in accidents during the Cold War that were never recovered, according to the Brookings Institution, a Washington think tank.

      An estimated 50 nuclear warheads, most of them from the former Soviet Union, still lie on the bottom of the world's oceans, according to the environmental group Greenpeace.

      One of the most celebrated accidents took place over Palomares, Spain, in January 1966 when a U.S. B-52 collided with a KC-135 tanker during midair refueling and released all four of its hydrogen bombs in the ensuing explosion. Seven of the 11 crewmen aboard both planes were killed.

    9. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by JJNess · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile 5 US pilots retired very, very rich on sandy beaches of foreign countries...

    10. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Greenland thing isn't even news - this has been known about for a LONG time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_nuclear_accidents#1960s

    11. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by pnewhook · · Score: 4, Informative

      And one in BC, Canada in 1950, although there was no plutonium in that core. http://www.user.dccnet.com/welcomewoods/Nuclear_Free_Georgia_Strait/b_arrow1.html

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    12. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, like a year or so ago, weren't nukes being shipped across the US w/o anyone knowing that they were on the planes?

      Also, a beautiful quote from Broken Arrow:

      "I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it."

    13. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      There's also the Palomares incident

      And don't forget the Kobayashi Maru.

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    14. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      got any info on that USS Ticonderoga accident? Couldn't find any on google.

    15. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all of those were ones John McCain lost on his good days as a fighter pilot!

    16. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also -

      • Goldsboro, North Carolina - nuclear weapon lost when B-52 broke up mid-air
      • Off Whidbey Island, Washington - nuclear depth charge lost when aircraft crashed
      • Over the Mediterranean Sea - B-47 lost without trace carrying two nuclear weapons
      • USS Ticonderoga (CVA-14) in the Pacific Ocean - an A4E armed with a hydrogen bomb rolls off the deck of the carrier in 16,000ft of water

      Quite a few nuclear weapons have been lost over the years.

      Three bombs were lost in Southern Spain (1967-8) but only two recovered. The whole area east of Carboneras near MojÃcar was contaminated.

    17. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      "I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it."

      There are also terms for incidents in which nuclear weapons are stolen, and for nuclear weapons being launched at a nuclear-armed country without authorization (by accident ... or worse).

    18. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by legirons · · Score: 1

      The fact that:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_nuclear_accidents ... is non-zero length seems worrying enough just on its own...

      "oops!" said each of the people holding nuclear bombs...

    19. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by joib · · Score: 1


      USS Ticonderoga (CVA-14) in the Pacific Ocean - an A4E armed with a hydrogen bomb rolls off the deck of the carrier in 16,000ft of water

      Yeah, those hotshots should have listened to their driving instructor; never forget the parking brake!

    20. Re:Hey, 50 years ago, they lost one, too! by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      • Over the Mediterranean Sea - B-47 lost without trace carrying two nuclear weapons

      Do you have a link for this one? It's not in der wikipedia...

      thanks

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  10. Imperialism Gone Mad by CmdrGravy · · Score: 4, Funny

    This sort of national irresponsibility needs to stop, right now.

    I realise these events happened a little while ago now but nonetheless just what the hell did the USA think it was doing flying nuclear bombs around outside their own borders in the first place, this was, it can now be seen, a completely indefensible and irrepsonsible course of action and one for which the USA should now make a full apology.

    The best course of action now is for the USA to hand over full documentation of the accident to a responsible and trustworthy country, France for example, and let them conduct an investigation to first of all try and find this nuclear timebomb and second of all to assign blame and set up the process for trying those who are guilty and punishing them appropriately.

    Now the USA is at least out of the hands of the mad cowboy and we've good reason to hope Obamas administration will behave far more honourably we can hope their will be no repeats of this disaster but nonetheless until we in the rest of the civilised world can be sure of that the EU should impose regular nuclear inspections on the USA just to double check the same terrible mistakes are not being made today.

    1. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Detritus · · Score: 0, Troll

      The wogs begin at Calais.

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    2. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the 'Mad cowboy ' is still in charge till january. have a nice day.

    3. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by icebrain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Completely indefensible and irresponsible?" Those nuclear bombs stationed outside US borders (and the US nuclear stockpile in general) were probably the only thing keeping the Soviets from rolling their tanks all the way to Paris. And if you think US imperialism is bad, try living under the Soviet version.

      The US (USAF?) does need a major overhaul of its nuclear handling policies; this crap would've never flown under SAC. You can pin that one on Clinton, and it's certainly stupid to blame this particular incident on Mr. Bush--he's done more than his share of stupid things, but not this. Most of those responsible are probably dead by now anyways.

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    4. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by icebrain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ooops, forgot... when I blame Clinton, it's for eliminating SAC and starting the ball rolling the latest incidents (live warheads flown on bombers without knowledge, missile crews asleep, etc.). Obviously he's not responsible for this particular incident, either.

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    5. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      It would be very difficult for anyone else to recover classified pieces if we couldn't find them

      That really reassures me because, there is no way a madman/terrorist/rouge leader, who has no nuclear warheads, would be more determined than the US ,that has plenty, to find it.

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    6. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "to a responsible and trustworthy country, France for example"

      I actually find myself speechless...

      France being the #4 arms exporter (if you exclude the EU as a whole) in the world http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arms_industry#World.27s_largest_arms_exporters

    7. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude... this was FORTY YEARS AGO. Johnson was president. The Soviets were a real threat, and the reason we had bombers outside our borders was because we were being responsible about protecting our friends from Soviet aggression. The Soviets did the same thing, more or less, protecting their friends from Western aggression.

      The chances that anyone responsible for the incident is even still ALIVE are slim, so maybe you should stop jerking your knee into your chin.

    8. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by hcdejong · · Score: 4, Funny

      The US (USAF?) does need a major overhaul of its nuclear handling policies; this crap would've never flown under SAC. You can pin that one on Clinton,

      Yes, because everybody knows Clinton was in power in 1968.

    9. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Nursie · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "just what the hell did the USA think it was doing flying nuclear bombs around outside their own borders in the first place"

      Whilst I agree it doesn't seem right, it's not a lot different from some other defence strategies. Us Brits, IIRC, have a number of nuclear submarines out and about around the world at any one time. This is for MAD purposes. You may learn where our nuclear bases are and take them out in the same nuking run as you take our cities.

      But if we have subs with ICBMs on random paths through the ocean then good luck buster.

      MAD indeed.

    10. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      A masterful troll, sir. I salute you.

    11. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by captbob2002 · · Score: 1

      Um, SAC still existed in 1968. I am also pretty sure Clinton wasn't in the white house at that time.

      Strategic Air Command - Peace is our profession - war is just a hobby

    12. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Wow, the USA answers to no one. Go get back in your UN ship and F*&k Off.

      Now wait a minute.

      As long as the rest of the world funds your economy, you DO answer to the rest of the world.

      The consequences of not doing so may not be inmediately obvious, but by the time they are, it is way too late to change things.

      Get a fucking clue.

    13. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Those nuclear bombs stationed outside US borders (and the US nuclear stockpile in general) were probably the only thing keeping the Soviets from rolling their tanks all the way to Paris. And if you think US imperialism is bad, try living under the Soviet version.

      - you may believe this, but this is just a bunch of propaganda that was pushed into the throats of the US citizens to make sure they shut the fuck up and only cheer as the US pushed their weaponry into every possible hole in the world.

      Stalin was a maniac, that can be said with certainty, however after his death the USSR quickly got away from the idea of 'spreading the communism' onto the rest of the world and just tried to survive in its own planned economy. It was already the biggest country in the world (even now Russia is almost twice as large as the next contender, Canada) and holding onto that territory with hundreds of nations living on it was a challenge in itself, adding more territory with people who had completely different mentality would not work and it was understood.

    14. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Meumeu · · Score: 1

      Those nuclear bombs stationed outside US borders (and the US nuclear stockpile in general) were probably the only thing keeping the Soviets from rolling their tanks all the way to Paris.

      We have our own nukes thank you very much...

    15. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Wow, you completely slept through the Cold War, didn't you?

    16. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      The US (USAF?) does need a major overhaul of its nuclear handling policies; this crap would've never flown under SAC. You can pin that one on Clinton,

      Blow me. Bush has had eight fucking years to fix any "problems" left over from the Clinton years. I know you're chronologically challenged casting the blame here but seriously, eight fucking years. What about the nukes the Air Force "lost" last year? The ones where they didn't even know the weapons were uploaded onto a B-52 and flown across the country? That Clinton's fault, too? And Bush being such an incompetent fuckwit, can we blame Clinton's penis on that?

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    17. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Zordak · · Score: 1

      The best your terrorist can do is make a dirty bomb with the fissile material. He can't detonate it, and if he tampers with it, he will damage the carefully-machined shell. And if all he's looking for is highly-enriched uranium, there are easier ways to go about it. Also, they're probably right. If the well-funded and paranoid cold war era war machine could not find it, a terrorist is going to have a hard time.

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    18. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh. so that's why they invaded Afghanistan then? Didn't want more territory?

      Bullshit.

    19. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      So that invasion of Afghanistan was just a glitch in the Soviet SatNav?

      Wake up and smell the Bolsheviks!

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    20. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 4, Informative

      "to a responsible and trustworthy country, France for example"

      I actually find myself speechless...

      France being the #4 arms exporter (if you exclude the EU as a whole) in the world http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arms_industry#World.27s_largest_arms_exporters

      Yeah, and France's rather recent history of illegal underwater testing of nuclear weapons, the reason for the huge zone of floating dead animals in the South Pacific, also doesn't speak well of them here.

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    21. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by imamac · · Score: 1

      I think you missed where he said "latest incidents". Thankfully SAC is coming back, albeit by a different name.

    22. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      As long as the rest of the world funds your economy, you DO answer to the rest of the world.

      That's a double edged sword. What happens to the rest of the World if the American consumer stops buying your exports?

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    23. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the drugs made him feel like he was in power.

    24. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Strategic Air Command - Peace is our profession - war is just a hobby

      SAC always seemed like a waste of money to me once we had boomers. What's the point of spending billions of dollars to outfit a bomber force that could be destroyed on the ground or intercepted on route to the target when you have a weapons system that can't be located and which would survive any first strike?

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    25. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...to a responsible and trustworthy country, France for example,...

      /giggle grin etc - much the way a rather wodka-inted midly small french male would - wait - does

      ...we've good reason to hope Obamas administration will behave far more honourably

      /shrug?

    26. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Informative

      Stalin was a maniac, that can be said with certainty, however after his death the USSR quickly got away from the idea of 'spreading the communism' onto the rest of the world and just tried to survive in its own planned economy

      ... while continuing to occupy Eastern Europe and crushing any attempts by those countries to leave the orbit of Mother Russia.

      Fixed that for you.

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    27. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      We have our own nukes thank you very much...

      I hope they work better than your rifles ;) "French Rifle, never fired, dropped once"

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    28. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by monktus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, because everybody knows Clinton was in power in 1968.

      Don't be so quick to dismiss this, after all Obama was involved with a terrorist group back in the '60s.

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    29. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by pnewhook · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, they invaded Afghanistan because they knew if they didn't a bunch of religious nutbars would take over. That was the only thing keeping the fundamentalist terrorists in check.

      Of course the Regan administration saw this as 'godless commies repressing religious freedom' and started training and passing arms to the Afghan rebels to fight the communists. Russia eventually saw this as an unwinnable war and pulled out.

      That provided the path for the religious nutbars to take over Afghanistan which brings us to the modern day mess we have there.

      Good job Republicans!

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    30. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has nothing to do with the mad cowboy or anything else. And if you think this country is handing anything over to the French, you are madder than he is... they can't hold onto their own territory, much less be seen as "trustworthy"... Don't forget the whole tempest about Freedom Fries and all that. We may be heading in a more positive direction, but there are still plenty of us U.S.ers and Brits who want nothing to do with the frogs.

    31. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Afghanistan was a problem on its own, it borders 3 former soviet republics (tajikistan, uzbekistan and turkmenistan). Drugs were flowing over the border into the country, that was one of the problems.

      However understand that US policy in Vietnam, Korea, Africa, Europe did not allow the USSR to sit idly and do nothing. The US of A was seeing as an aggressor from point of view of the USSR. Maybe to the people in the US it looked different, but from the outside it looked like the US is taking over. American bases were set up all around the Soviet Union, it had to create more buffer zone and also it had to show itself off as someone also capable of running a war.

      The US continues the same BS right now, with the 'rocket shield' being installed around Russia, obviously this is seeing as just another act of aggression, and actually it is.

    32. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But you are just confirming my statement. After the death of Stalin there was no new conquests, no new territories. Afghanistan was an attempt at showing off, also an attempt to stop the inflow of drugs into the 3 USSR republics bordering it. The same cannot be said about the USA that was and still is in constant state of war. USA was and is the main international aggressor for the past 60 years, whether the US people understand this or not, they should try and look at their own country the way the rest of the world sees it from the outside.

    33. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Crazyswedishguy · · Score: 1

      The US (USAF?) does need a major overhaul of its nuclear handling policies; this crap would've never flown under SAC.

      You don't even have to read TFA - the summary tells you this happened in 1968. That was under SAC.

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    34. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rest of the world funds our economy?? That's a pretty warped way of looking at things. Sound like they all just send us money.

      The reality is we provide goods and services that the rest of the world demands.

      So you think the store owner somehow owes something to the customer, beyond the good or service he provides? Can you explain why?

      And ironically, it's the US that gives away billions of dollars a year to foreign countries, often with no strings attached. But I guess that's just not good enough for the anti-American crowd.

    35. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by db32 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Republicans? Last I checked Carter was a Democrat. Half of our unbelievably disasterous foreign policy started with that clown. Not that I have much love for Republicans, but at least let's be honest here. Carter is the one that started the crap in Afghanistan in '79. Reagan continued it, but he didn't start it.

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    36. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      The reality is we provide goods and services that the rest of the world demands.

      Ever heard about trade deflict?

    37. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Lessee, 300m consumers on a world population of 5 bilion. It sure would hurt, but the rest of the world can quite do without the USA, for most of its history it did.

      And no, I don't think that is a desirable situation, but this attitude of "fuck you, we don't answer to anyone" is an even bigger problem in the long run.

    38. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Us Brits, IIRC, have a number of nuclear submarines out and about around the world at any one time.

      Yeah, but those are just loaners from across the pond.

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    39. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But you are just confirming my statement. After the death of Stalin there was no new conquests, no new territories

      I'm sure you'd find that comforting if you lived in Poland or Hungary during the Cold War.

      Afghanistan was an attempt at showing off, also an attempt to stop the inflow of drugs into the 3 USSR republics bordering it

      Wait a minute, you are rationalizing the USSR's intervention in Afghanistan because of the drug trade? So by your logic the US was well within our rights to intervene in Panama in 1989 (Operation Just Cause), right?

      USA was and is the main international aggressor for the past 60 years

      The US engaged in a number of questionable activities during the Cold War, mostly due to the perceived threat of Communism. It's a bit of a leap to say that the US was the "main international aggressor" though and I find it pretty troubling that you can rationalize aggression by the USSR but condemn it when done by the United States.

      Your arguments aren't consistent with each other and it seems to me that you are more interested in condemning the United States than in having an honest dialog about the military history of the 20th century.

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    40. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by operagost · · Score: 1

      I was going to say this was a lousy troll, but it looks like you had some nibbles anyway.

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    41. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Poruchik · · Score: 3, Informative

      What about Hungary in 1956 and Czechoslovakia in 1968?

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    42. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stalin was a maniac, that can be said with certainty, however after his death the USSR quickly got away from the idea of 'spreading the communism' onto the rest of the world and just tried to survive in its own planned economy.

      Yeah, yeah.

      Korea 1950
      Hungary 1956
      Vietname 1965
      Israel 1967
      Czechoslovakia 1968
      Afghanistan 1979

    43. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by pnewhook · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes Carter started it, but it was mainly a CIA operation. It took Reagan to dramatically increase funding and US involvement:

      From http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/Afghanistan/Afghanistan_CIA_Taliban.html

      In March 1985, the Reagan administration issued National Security Decision Directive 166,29 a secret plan to escalate covert action in Afghanistan dramatically: Abandoning a policy of simple harassment of Soviet occupiers, the Reagan team decided secretly to let loose on the Afghan battlefield an array of U.S. high technology and military expertise in an effort to hit and demoralize Soviet commanders and soldiers....

      ...

      By 1987, the annual supply of arms had reached 65,000 tons, and a "ceaseless stream" of CIA and Pentagon officials were visiting Pakistani Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) headquarters in Rawalpindi and helping to plan mujahideen operations

      ...

      As well as training and recruiting Afghan nationals to fight the Soviets, the CIA permitted its ISI allies to recruit Muslim extremists from around the world. Pakistani journalist Ahmed Rashid reports: Between 1982 and 1992, some 35,000 Muslim radicals from 43 Islamic countries in the Middle East, North and East Africa, Central Asia and the Far East would pass their baptism under fire with the Afghan mujahideen. Tens of thousands more foreign Muslim radicals came to study in the hundreds of new madrassas [religious schools] that Zia's military government began to fund in Pakistan and along the Afghan border. Eventually more than 100,000 Muslim radicals were to have direct contact with Pakistan and Afghanistan and be influenced by the jihad [against the USSR]

      Like I said - Good job Republicans!

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    44. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So when Russia invades a country to keep "religious nutbars" in check, it's okay?

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    45. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      And no, I don't think that is a desirable situation, but this attitude of "fuck you, we don't answer to anyone" is an even bigger problem in the long run.

      All Great Powers have that attitude. Nothing is ever going to change that fact. The British had that attitude once upon a time. The Russians and Chinese currently have that attitude. The French still have traces of this attitude (nuclear testing in the South Pacific and the bombing of the Rainbow Warrior). Why are you limiting your criticism to the United States?

      Bush took it to an extreme and foolishly pissed away a lot of our goodwill in the World but that attitude is never going to completely vanish. The United States is one of the few countries that has the power to influence events on a global scale -- it stands to reason that we are going to wield that power to advance our interests and protect our citizens. I don't know which country you call home but your country would be doing the exact same thing if it had the resources and power of the United States.

      but the rest of the world can quite do without the USA, for most of its history it did.

      The rest of the world is what created the interventionist United States. You dragged us into both of your World Wars and into a trans-Atlantic military and economic alliance that kept us engaged with the World. Prior to WW1 the United States was a non-aligned economic power that was largely content to remain within our own hemisphere and trade with the rest of the world. If you want to blame someone for the United States becoming an interventionist power then you should start by looking at Berlin, Paris and London.

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    46. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      It always seemed a waste to me after we had Metal Gear.

      What do you mean, that was just a game?

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    47. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by pnewhook · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So when Russia invades a country to keep "religious nutbars" in check, it's okay?

      So when the US creates problem like Afghanistan, Iran-Iraq, Bin Laden, etc. through crappy foreign policy, then has to go in and kill more people to clean up the first mess, that's ok?

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    48. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a responsible and trustworthy country, France for example

      Thanks. Now I have to clean my beverage off my monitor.

    49. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still can not believe you mentioned France.

    50. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      What about Hungary in 1956 and Czechoslovakia in 1968?

      Those don't count because they weren't "new conquests", remember?

      By the GP's logic, the United States could have reduced the Philippines to ashes if we hadn't wanted to grant them independence -- just as long as we didn't engage in any new conquests.

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    51. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama will probably just have all the nukes destroyed, assuming that Russia and all the others do the same. He is an empty suit puppet of the far left libtards and their Marxist allies and only got elected by Sheeple like you. If it wasn't for that 'Mad Cowboy', we would have had more than just 9/11 to think about. If we would have had the same limp-wristed response that Clinton had, then we would have been hit again. Look for it again when Obamessiah takes the crown err.. gets inaugurated. Or worse, a 'Red Dawn' type scenario considering that Mother Russia has a nuclear armed fleet parked down in Chavez's harbor complete with Nuclear bombers on his airstrip.

    52. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

      He was hoping you wouldn't bring those incidents up.

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    53. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by operagost · · Score: 1

      The consequences of not doing so may not be inmediately obvious, but by the time they are, it is way too late to change things.

      Absolutely. You don't want the UN issuing resolutions against you, do ya? "Stop, or we'll yell 'Stop!' again!"

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    54. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the kind of distorted view of history we get when the liberals have control of the education system.

      Having lived though a lot of the Cold War (and I do miss it compared to this crazy terrorist BS we have now. You know who the bad guy was then. You didn't have to worry that the guy on the bus was actually going to blow himself up and you with it just for a fairy tale), I can tell you that your view of Stalin and the Cold War was distorted by the anti-war hippies who transferred their distorted, drug-fogged views of the world into the education system. Do yourself a favor. Read a few books on the subject. Do some research.

    55. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      It's not the uranium they are interested in (it's 238 anyway in the tamper, not 235)it's the softball size chunk of plutonium that's hard to get. And the basic principle of the Nagasaki bomb has been described well enough for a terrorist group to rebuild; while your standard suicide bomber might be the uneducated peasant, they have plenty of educated people that can do the calculations for them. Don't forget, that was done with 1940s technology the first time, and they have 60 years of knowledge leakage to work on.

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    56. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by operagost · · Score: 1

      See also, "Côte d'Ivoire".

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    57. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      And no, I don't think that is a desirable situation, but this attitude of "fuck you, we don't answer to anyone" is an even bigger problem in the long run.

      All Great Powers have that attitude. Nothing is ever going to change that fact. The British had that attitude once upon a time. The Russians and Chinese currently have that attitude. The French still have traces of this attitude (nuclear testing in the South Pacific and the bombing of the Rainbow Warrior). Why are you limiting your criticism to the United States?

      Bush took it to an extreme and foolishly pissed away a lot of our goodwill in the World but that attitude is never going to completely vanish. The United States is one of the few countries that has the power to influence events on a global scale -- it stands to reason that we are going to wield that power to advance our interests and protect our citizens. I don't know which country you call home but your country would be doing the exact same thing if it had the resources and power of the United States.

      Yeah sure, forget your founding fathers. Land of the free eh?

      See, the USA claims it is different, either it lives up to that, or many will ridecule it.

      but the rest of the world can quite do without the USA, for most of its history it did.

      The rest of the world is what created the interventionist United States. You dragged us into both of your World Wars and into a trans-Atlantic military and economic alliance that kept us engaged with the World.

      hrm yes, that is exactly how it went...

      Prior to WW1 the United States was a non-aligned economic power that was largely content to remain within our own hemisphere and trade with the rest of the world. If you want to blame someone for the United States becoming an interventionist power then you should start by looking at Berlin, Paris and London.

      Oh really?

      War in the rest of the world meant that that trade was being endangered. Sea warfare made it difficult, dangerous and expensive to transport anything anywhere, and as a consequence, the USA had a direct reason to get involved.

      Oh, that is only looking at one side of the issue? sure, but so did you.

      At any rate, to come back to your initial argument that all world powers do it, keep in mind that all world powers also find out at some point that its not true. Usually that comes together with their decline, and often their destruction.

      If you think that is a good way to go then be my guest, but I personally think it would be a lot better to learn a little lesson from history and not fall into the same trap.

    58. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      The same reason you keep some backups off-site, as well as some on-site. If you have an emergency, you pick up the phone and call the person who does the backups, and they restore the info. It's quick. But if your building gets destroyed by vengeful employees who are missing staplers, you still have your off-site backups to rely upon.

      Getting a message to a sub in the middle of the ocean, near its maximum depth, is not anywhere near as easy, fast, or as guaranteed as picking up the phone and calling the guy at the hanger who's job it is to sit next to the phone waiting for that call. But if that guy just got nuked, your sub will still be there.

      Sorry that I couldn't find a suitable car analogy.

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    59. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to the Hungarians (1956) or the Czechs (1968).

    60. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I've heard of it. So what's your point? I was responding to the comment that the US somehow has to answer to other countries just because they buy our goods and services.

      But maybe you have a point. Since we currently import more goods than we export (and thereby support other countries' economies), according to the original poster's logic, those countries should answer to us .

    61. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      You're mistaking cause and effect. MAD doesn't work well with only one side, whether that nuclear-armed side is American or Russian. Once America let the nuclear genie out of the lamp, both sides had to keep up the arms race. If America didn't put nuclear weapons all over the place, Russia would have great incentive to do so and take the upper hand. But the arms race got so expensive Russia gave up its dreams of conquest and tried to hold what it could. But even so, it took until the 80's for the Soviet Union to fall apart.

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    62. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah sure, forget your founding fathers. Land of the free eh?

      Some of the Founding Fathers advocated for a non-interventionist foreign policy free of "entanglements" (Washington). Others (Jefferson) were in favor of an interventionist foreign policy. Trying to paint all of the founding fathers with one broad brush stroke is a mistake.

      See, the USA claims it is different, either it lives up to that, or many will ridecule it.

      Every Great Power has claimed that it's "different". An objective reading of history will uncover hypocrisy on the part of nearly every nation on this planet, including yours I'd suspect. Are you really that surprised that the United States also engages in it?

      War in the rest of the world meant that that trade was being endangered. Sea warfare made it difficult, dangerous and expensive to transport anything anywhere, and as a consequence, the USA had a direct reason to get involved.

      I'm sure that was a contributory factor. The sinking of American ships on the high seas and Zimmerman telegram also had something to do with it.

      At any rate, to come back to your initial argument that all world powers do it, keep in mind that all world powers also find out at some point that its not true. Usually that comes together with their decline, and often their destruction.

      All powers eventually decline. Personally I wouldn't mind seeing my country decline a little bit and focus on the home front instead of the globe. I would want to see another Democracy come forward and assume our place in the World first though -- since that doesn't appear too likely in the next few decades I think we'll have to resign ourselves to our respective roles in the World. You may not like it but ask yourself if you'd really be happier seeing China or Russia in our place.

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    63. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      In 1968, bombers were still a major part of the Nuclear Triad because ICBMs were still relatively new and we hadn't gotten around to fully changing our plans to rely on them. Bombers, due to the short range of their bombs required that they generally would need to be based much closer to the USSR to be a credible deterrent, and for that reason, they needed to be based in countries closer to the European USSR than say, Alaska. Also, they needed to be in the air on exercises and deterrent patrols to actually have the desired readiness.

      You may argue that this was imperialistic, but honestly, it was no more or less so than the rest of the Cold War. From a military standpoint, forward based bombers were required for them to have their deterrent effect, and to attain that, we needed to have forward bases outside the US.

      I'll let someone else argue whether the Cold War itself was justified or not.

    64. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Don't overstate your point. This isn't the reverse Marshall Plan we are talking about here. There is a reason that other countries are supporting our economy currently.

      If ours falls, the rest of the world is in for a hell of a ride. Foreign investors are not in the mix right now out of charity, and they are only doing us a favor as a side effect of covering their own asses. They don't get moral extra credit points for this.

    65. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      "This sort of national irresponsibility needs to stop, right now. ...I realise these events happened a little while ago now but nonetheless"

      How can one "stop" doing something that happened in the past?

    66. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Korea 1950 - Stalin died in 1953, reread my previous statement.

      Hungary 1956 - It is very convenient to forget that this was followed by a revolution against the Communist government of the country at the time. Again, this was not a new territory as such, this was protection of the existing territory. Revolution succeeded of course and the Soviets withdrew and a new government was established. Saying that this was an attempt to gain new territory is disingenuous at best.

      Vietname 1965 - pull your head out of the gutter. The USSR sent a few thousand troops to Vietnam but it was exactly after the US attacked the country. Was this an attempt to 'gain new territory' or are you full of shit?

      Israel 1967 - isn't this exactly the same what the USA did with Saddam Hussein? Israel was getting their hands on nuclear weapons (and what, the US didn't have anything to do with it?) The USSR was in bed with some Arab countries, no doubt about it, so it prior to the 6 day war Soviet planes bombed nuclear reactor in Dimona. Weapons of Mass Destruction anyone?

      Czechoslovakia 1968 - oh yes, I remember, 'socialism with a human face'. This story is somewhat similar to the Hungarian story, only in this case it wasn't 'the people' driving a revolution against a government. This was a case of a government reformist weakening the communist party line from the inside. In this case there was actually a request by a number of party members in Czech government to use force.

      Afghanistan 1979 - maybe the government of that country should have taken care of their mujaheddin by themselves, without requesting the USSR to intervene multiple times. Maybe the drugs and people should not have moved between Afghanistan and the 3 soviet republics. Who knows what it is, in any case this was not an attempt to gain more territory, however what country would resist getting more buffer zone for themselves and establishing a friendly regime nearby especially after convenient requests by the government of the country.

      In any case, it is still correct that the USSR has not attempted any new territories after Stalin died, the and that the USA is still the main aggressor for the past 60 years.

    67. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I've heard of it. So what's your point?

      But if you insist on bringing the trade deficit into the argument, then other countries ought to be answering to us (according to your original statement), since we import more than we export.

    68. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this thread already has its full quota of trolls. Would you mind terribly relocating to under a bridge in one of the NASA can't keep it up on Mars style threads? Please don't move to any thread involving Apple, as they are even more overcrowded than here.
            Oh, and please stop moving around just to find a mate - there are no she trolls here, because there are no she anythings - this is Slashdot after all.

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    69. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by SirWhoopass · · Score: 5, Informative

      Really? The "main international aggressor for the past 60 years"?

      Yeah. I can't think of a single instance of any other nation doing anything aggressive over the past sixty years.

      And we all know about those massive amounts of territory the US has added to its borders since 1948.

    70. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I think I replied to this here quite sufficiently. To reiterate in both cases there was an attempt to remove the EXISTING government, which was certainly pro Soviet (part of the post war Eastern block). In both cases the USSR had done sort of a police action and it was not about new territory, it was really about holding out their existing influence.

      The difference between the two was that in case of Hungary it was the people who decided to remove the existing government and they succeeded at the end too. In Czech republic there was a divide in the government itself, while a part of it decided to redefine what the party line was, the other half actually loyal to the USSR called the Soviets for help. Again, no new territory was on the table.

    71. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      No, they were not new conquests and they are not exception from the rule, the USSR was not attempting to gain new territory, it had problems holding on to existing already.

    72. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... while continuing to occupy Eastern Europe and crushing any attempts by those countries to leave the orbit of Mother Russia.

      I'm curious how you think War-shington would behave differently if some of the American states tried to leave its orbit.

    73. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      No, they were not new conquests [slashdot.org] and they are not exception from the rule, the USSR was not attempting to gain new territory, it had problems holding on to existing already.

      Mind telling us why it matters that they weren't "new conquests"?

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    74. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      In any case, it is still correct that the USSR has not attempted any new territories after Stalin died, the and that the USA is still the main aggressor for the past 60 years.

      Why are you excusing the USSR's history of aggression because they haven't "added any new territories" while condemning the United States as the "main aggressor"? What new territories has the United States added to it's borders?

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    75. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by bensode · · Score: 4, Informative

      Like I said - Good job Republicans!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Wilson_(politician)

      Charles Nesbitt Wilson (born June 1, 1933), is a former United States naval officer and former Democratic United States Representative from the 2nd congressional district in Texas.

      He is best known for leading Congress into supporting the largest-ever CIA covert operation, which supplied the Afghan mujahideen during the Soviet war in Afghanistan after the communist Democratic Republic of Afghanistan took over during the Afghan Civil War and asked the Soviet Union to help suppress resistance from Mujahideen.

      Good job Republicans at the behest of a Democratic congressman ...

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    76. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      It does matter. The USA was pushing propaganda at home that the USSR is going to attack Americans because the USSR cared to change American way of life based on some ideals. Well that's hogwash. USA made trillions in the past 60 years on war and that was the main cause to maintain this propaganda.

      This is the same BS that is being forced fed to the American citizens after 9/11. Same exact propaganda provided the US government with necessary domestic support to attack Iraq. The government of the US knew full well that Iraq was not a danger, had nothing to do with 9/11 and had no WMDs to speak of that could be of any danger. But it was extremely profitable for various corporate players to be in that war anyway, so there you go. That is why it is important to understand when you are being played.

    77. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by w42w42 · · Score: 1

      The USSR was basically an armed occupier of Eastern Europe from 1945 until 1989, so yeah, how would anyone get the idea that the Soviet Union had anything but altruistic motives?

      Soviet tanks crushing a democratic movement in 1956 Hungary must have been a misunderstanding (this was three years after Stalin).

      Look at the conditions the people of the USSR and its client states lived in to support their military expenditures. This wasn't voluntary, it was done forcefully to support a military infrastructure that the West had a right to fear.

    78. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what helps? Crying about it.

    79. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by hughk · · Score: 1

      There is also the Plutonium in the spark plug, the structure used to increase the temperature of the reaction in the secondary. Between the primary and the spark plug, it must be possible to get a reasonable quantity of Pu for reuse in an ad-hoc weapon.

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    80. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even when given evidence rebutting your inane points, you go even further to try to defend them. You, sir, are an idiot.

    81. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      The US engaged in a number of questionable activities during the Cold War, mostly due to the perceived threat of Communism. It's a bit of a leap to say that the US was the "main international aggressor" though and I find it pretty troubling that you can rationalize aggression by the USSR but condemn it when done by the United States.

      Your arguments aren't consistent with each other and it seems to me that you are more interested in condemning the United States than in having an honest dialog about the military history of the 20th century.

      It bugs me that whenever, for example, the Middle East is discussed there is a lot of pointing at US action as if the US operated in some kind of vacuum. Soviet involvement tends to be absent from these discussions.

      I'm curious as to why. Is this because the US is the last player standing (discounting the remnants of the former Soviet Union)? Is it selective memory driven by a desire to be critical of the US? Some reflection of Putin conservatism? Or something else?

    82. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The USA was pushing propaganda at home that the USSR is going to attack Americans because the USSR cared to change American way of life based on some ideals. Well that's hogwash.

      And the USSR was pushing propaganda at home telling it's people that the imperialists wanted to conquer the Soviet Union. What's your point?

      Same exact propaganda provided the US government with necessary domestic support to attack Iraq. The government of the US knew full well that Iraq was not a danger, had nothing to do with 9/11 and had no WMDs to speak of that could be of any danger

      Now you've just lost any shred of creditability that you might have had. Most of the World (including France and Germany) thought Saddam had WMDs. You can argue whether or not it was necessary to take those WMDs away from him but saying that the US Government knew he didn't have any is an outright lie.

      That is why it is important to understand when you are being played.

      The only person I think who is being played is the person that has is willing to excuse aggression and conquest on the part of the USSR while simultaneously condemning the United States. If you were interested in having an honest dialog about history you wouldn't be so willing to whitewash crimes committed by nations not called the United States. It seems to me that you are more interested in spreading your anti-Americanism than you are in having a dialog so I don't really see any point to wasting anymore time on you.

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    83. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by db32 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well as your other responder posted the charge was led by a DEMOCRAT. Again, I have no love for Republicans, especially the modern neocon type. However, your mindless hatred is getting in the way of your judgement of the truth and that kind of "oh it's all their fault" behavior is what dooms us to continue to elect the same idiot assholes to run the show based on what letter they tack on to their name. So yes...let us all run out and vote for the other idiot assholes because they have a different letter. Pay no attention to the fact that they have just as much of a nightmarish track record.

      Eisenhower and Truman were two of our greatest presidents. A Republican and a Democrat.
      Bush Jr and Carter have been two of our worst presidents. A Republican and a Democrat.
      Thomas Jefferson was one of our greatets politicians and presidents. A Democratic-Republican (Holy shit! Both letters!?)
      Can we please get over this party line bullshit now?

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    84. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Why are you excusing the USSR's history of aggression because they haven't "added any new territories" while condemning the United States as the "main aggressor"? What new territories has the United States added to it's borders?

      - I am not pro Soviet nor am I pro American.

      My entire point is that the USA used anti-USSR propaganda to make more money in the wars that were basically approved by the US population. The USSR was actually trying to survive in a newest type of planned economy, while USA was really doing well in the newest type of planned war economy.

    85. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      It bugs me that whenever, for example, the Middle East is discussed there is a lot of pointing at US action as if the US operated in some kind of vacuum. Soviet involvement tends to be absent from these discussions.

      Or British involvement or French involvement for that matter. It's not as though the United States drew the lines on the map in the Middle East. Funny how you don't hear the anti-American crowd bring up the actions of the British or French in that part of the World.

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    86. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      And my entire point is that you are holding the USA to a higher standard that you apparently refuse to apply to other countries. The USSR used anti-American/European propaganda to finance a military expansion that ultimately bankrupted them. Why this singular focus on the United States?

      he USSR was actually trying to survive in a newest type of planned economy, while USA was really doing well in the newest type of planned war economy.

      Wait a minute, the USA had the planned war economy? Is that why the Soviet Union spent more of their GDP on the military than the United States (or other NATO members) did?

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    87. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, but when the US makes the exact same mistake Russia did and tries to occupy Afghanistan, what exactly have we learned from the Russians?

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    88. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The US continues the same BS right now, with the 'rocket shield' being installed around Russia, obviously this is seeing as just another act of aggression, and actually it is.

      Missile defense is an act of aggression? Come to think of it most of the other US stuff you mentioned was defensive too - e.g. arming South Vietnam, South Korea, setting up Nato and so on. Most people in those countries didn't want to be part of a Soviet buffer zone as you put it. Which actually means living under vicious foreign installed totalitarianism.

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    89. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      How profitable was it for the USSR to dismantle East Germany factories and ship them back home. Or run Eastern Europe as a sort of neo empire for the good of the USSR?

      Well probably not much since those sorts of policies don't make economic sense, but it sure must have been handy for the people that run the USSR. They certainly didn't seem to have to queue to get stuff, unlike the proles.

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    90. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The difference between the two was that in case of Hungary it was the people who decided to remove the existing government and they succeeded at the end too. In Czech republic there was a divide in the government itself, while a part of it decided to redefine what the party line was, the other half actually loyal to the USSR called the Soviets for help. Again, no new territory was on the table.

      In both countries once the USSR stopped propping up the Communists they lost elections. So neither was really your territory in the first place. Same with Poland, the Communist governments only survived because people knew the Russians would invade if they were toppled. Omce that threat disappeared so did the government.

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    91. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      As an American, I abhor that Bush chose to pursue this ABM system unilaterally. It's completely useless against an agressor like Russia with THOUSANDS of weapons, and of marginal use against terrorist-level state organizations.

    92. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure the drugs made him feel like he was in power.

      Not likely -- he didn't inhale, remember?

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    93. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      No, but when the US makes the exact same mistake Russia did and tries to occupy Afghanistan, what exactly have we learned from the Russians?

      Do you have a better suggestion? Leaving it alone as a failed state that harbors terrorists who want to kill American citizens doesn't seem like a good alternative. Bombing it into the stone age isn't really an option either -- it's not that far removed from the stone age already and most of the people there don't support extremism and would be innocent victims.

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    94. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stalin was a maniac, that can be said with certainty, however after his death the USSR quickly got away from the idea of 'spreading the communism' onto the rest of the world

      History lesson: the victory of Stalin over Trotsky in the politburo in the 20s WAS essentially the victory of "socialism in one country" ideals over "worldwide revolution" ideals. In that light, saying they switched to socialism in one country after Stalin died reads a little funny.

    95. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, russia invaded georgia only for the lulz

    96. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      This wasn't voluntary, it was done forcefully to support a military infrastructure that the West had a right to fear.

      Indeed. Go read the papers from Operation Unthinkable for a better idea of exactly what the West was up against. If Stalin had decided to try and expand his empire the Allies would have had a hell of a time trying to stop him. I for one am glad that we developed a nuclear deterrent -- the alternative could very well have been a Third World War and tens of millions more deaths.

      Don't think Stalin would have tried to expand his empire if he could have? Look at the Baltic States and the Winter War -- all the proof you need of his motivations even before Hitler attacked him.

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    97. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The USSR sent a few thousand troops to Vietnam but it was exactly after the US attacked the country.

      It might come as a surprise to you (it's probably not what you've learned in the Soviet school), but South Vietnam did not attack North Vietnam - it was the other way around. The Americans have also got involved in the fighting directly only after they were themselves directly attacked.

      I won't even bother addressing the rest of your post - it speaks for itself so strongly there's nothing to add to it. Instead of proving your point that the USSR post-Stalin was basically a peaceful country, you have instead nicely demonstrated what the present-day "Russian revival" actually means when it comes to historical revisionism. Good job there, comrade.

    98. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thomas Jefferson was one of our greatets politicians and presidents. A Democratic-Republican (Holy shit! Both letters!?)

      Jefferson's Democrat-Republican party later became the Democratic Party. The entity known today as the Republican Party has to relation to the former entity.

      wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_(United_States)

      Founded Under the Oaks at Jackson, Michigan in 1854 by anti-slavery expansion activists and modernizers, the Republican Party quickly surpassed the Whig Party as the principal opposition to the Democratic Party.

    99. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by pnewhook · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Leaving it alone as a failed state that harbors terrorists who want to kill American citizens doesn't seem like a good alternative.

      You're missing the point. It was the CIA led initiatives that CREATED the terrorists in the first place. The fundamentalists were there before, but it took the US to actually organize them, train them, fund them and give them weapons and resources that they would never have received on their own.

      Before the US got involved, they were tribal, fighting with rifles on horseback. Do you really think they were a threat to the US like that?

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    100. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by pnewhook · · Score: 2

      Sure .. watch the movie "Charlie Wilson's War"

      Good job Republicans at the behest of a Democratic congressman

      Yea, but he was from Texas - there are no real Democrats from Texas..

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    101. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Us Brits, IIRC, have a number of nuclear submarines out and about around the world at any one time.

      But wouldn't that be in international waters or agreed-upon harbors? The part I question is: "carrying of nuclear weapons over Danish territory was kept secret" and "For discussion with Danes, this operation should be referred to as a survey repeat survey of bottom under impact point." It certainly makes you think about things like the Russians' objections to US bases in Poland.

    102. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      And the USSR was pushing propaganda at home telling it's people that the imperialists wanted to conquer the Soviet Union. What's your point?

      - basically no difference except that the US was doing this to make money, not only to keep their own people in check.

      Now you've just lost any shred of creditability that you might have had. Most of the World (including France and Germany) thought Saddam had WMDs. You can argue whether or not it was necessary to take those WMDs away from him but saying that the US Government knew he didn't have any is an outright lie.

      - not a lie. That was my position 7 years ago, it is still my position. Iraq had no WMDs that it could use against the US and that became clear especially when the US attacked that country. If I had WMDs and some maniacs attacked me, I would certainly use them.

      The US has lost all of its credibility with the world after it attacked Iraq on the false pretenses. I bet that credibility is much more important to a country than to any individual.

      The only person I think who is being played is the person that has is willing to excuse aggression and conquest on the part of the USSR while simultaneously condemning the United States. If you were interested in having an honest dialog about history you wouldn't be so willing to whitewash crimes committed by nations not called the United States. It seems to me that you are more interested in spreading your anti-Americanism than you are in having a dialog so I don't really see any point to wasting anymore time on you.

      - please, don't waste your time on me. Thank you.

      I get it when a country wants to push its interests around the world and if the country succeeds, well, good for them. What is ridiculous is that notion that such interests can be pushed while maintaining some sort of a notion that this country has superior morality.

      Morality of pushing one's military agenda is not superior, while it might be a good tactic for a while, strategically speaking it is bound to become a problem in the long term. Iraq is just a proof of this.

    103. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      How profitable was it for the USSR to dismantle East Germany factories and ship them back home. Or run Eastern Europe as a sort of neo empire for the good of the USSR?

      - I suppose not more profitable than for another country to start a war just to make sure that the pork makes it to the home towns of the cities, where the war machinery is being manufactured. Not that other countries didn't take all the lute they could from the defeated Germany.

    104. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      In both countries once the USSR stopped propping up the Communists they lost elections. So neither was really your territory in the first place. Same with Poland, the Communist governments only survived because people knew the Russians would invade if they were toppled. Omce that threat disappeared so did the government.

      - this is obvious but it has nothing to do with the original statement that no new territories were occupied by the former USSR after Stalin died and that the anti-communist propaganda was widely used in the US to justify its military complex that made quite a profit for various corporations while brainwashing its own population to believe whatever was necessary.

    105. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. It was the CIA led initiatives that CREATED the terrorists in the first place. The fundamentalists were there before, but it took the US to actually organize them, train them, fund them and give them weapons and resources that they would never have received on their own.

      No, I'm not missing the point. I'm just living in the real world and looking at the situation as it exists now. Unless you have a Delorean that can do 88 mph I don't really see any other way of dealing with the situation.

      Before the US got involved, they were tribal, fighting with rifles on horseback. Do you really think they were a threat to the US like that?

      I don't think the Taliban ever was a direct threat to the US. It was the fact that they were willing to provide sanctuary to a global terrorist network that made them a threat to us.

      Regarding those CIA initiatives, I could make the case that arming them wasn't a mistake -- it did after all inflict a horrible defeat on the USSR -- abandoning the region to it's fate after the USSR pulled out was where we went wrong. If we had remained engaged it's possible that a different regime would have emerged from the chaos -- one that wouldn't have been interested in blowing up statues and harboring terrorists.

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    106. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      My standards don't mean much, what is funny though, is that the US was apparently certain that it had the moral high ground. Certainly it made trillions on war, but it made trillions on war while successfully brainwashing its public that the war was for some sort of greater good.

      Apparently nothing was learned in the latest wars either.

    107. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Well, I am not Russian, don't live in Russia either, comrade (or should I call you something else, is it not the US that just decided to change its point of view on the socialism as it concerns the economy?)

      Certainly North Korea attacked South Korea, not that it has anything to do with my argument. These events took place in 1950 and I am talking post-Stalinist era (after 53, for the specially gifted), but don't let that kind of trivia spoil your perfect view of the world.

    108. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough* Afghanistan *cough*

    109. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      History lesson: the victory of Stalin over Trotsky in the politburo in the 20s WAS essentially the victory of "socialism in one country" ideals over "worldwide revolution" ideals. In that light, saying they switched to socialism in one country after Stalin died reads a little funny.

      - except that you didn't read it in any of my posts. You are behaving like a good politician, not talking about the point that was made, but talking about a point you wish was made.

      USSR being socialist at any point has nothing to do with my statement, which still holds correct. Post Stalinist Soviet Union did not attempt to gain new territories.

      The examples given above are all missing this simple point. Stalin died in 53. Korean war started in 1950. Vietnam was started by the US and USSR sent about 3000 troupes there afterwords. Hungary, Czech were not new territory. Hungary had a revolution by the people and the party was removed, USSR did what amounted to a police action and eventually withdrew. Czech incident involved the government splitting in half and one half called in Soviet forces from Romania and Bulgaria I believe. Afghanistan was a similar situation, don't forget it borders 3 former Soviet republics. Having a war on the border is difficult enough, getting into the conflict when the government of the country is asking for it is sort of good politics.

      Afghan war was the last for the former USSR, it helped to split the country, the USA may be awaiting a similar situation due to Iraq and the shape of economy.

    110. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      - basically no difference except that the US was doing this to make money, not only to keep their own people in check.

      I like the false equivalence here -- because the United States is interested in making money our actions are somehow worse than those of a regime that was interested in retaining territory and spreading it's ideology. If you were being objective you might be able to make the case that both sides were wrong -- but you go out of your way to dismiss the crimes of the USSR while condemning the United States. You could at least pretend to be looking at history objectively instead of looking for examples that reinforce your pre-convinced view of the world.

      That was my position 7 years ago, it is still my position. Iraq had no WMDs that it could use against the US and that became clear especially when the US attacked that country. If I had WMDs and some maniacs attacked me, I would certainly use them.

      Amazing how we can say that with full benefit of hindsight. At the time the war was started most western nations (including those that opposed the war) and the UN thought it likely that he had WMDs. You can argue about the merits of going to war based on that perceived threat (for the record, I opposed the war) but trying to say that we knew he had no WMDs is just factually incorrect.

      The US has lost all of its credibility with the world after it attacked Iraq on the false pretenses. I bet that credibility is much more important to a country than to any individual.

      Again, "false pretenses". Most intelligence agencies at the time believed that he did have those weapons. So I'm a little confused as to where you are getting the "false pretenses" from.

      I get it when a country wants to push its interests around the world and if the country succeeds, well, good for them. What is ridiculous is that notion that such interests can be pushed while maintaining some sort of a notion that this country has superior morality.

      Did I ever claim it wasn't ridiculous that we maintain the charade of superior morality while advancing our agenda? I've maintained all along that is what all Great Powers do. What I would dispute is that our actions fall within the same league as those of the USSR or other tyrannical regimes. You apparently seem to be of the impression that our actions are worse than theirs because we are doing it to "make money". Yeah, advancing commercial interests is really in the same league as the USSR conquering Eastern Europe.

      Morality of pushing one's military agenda is not superior, while it might be a good tactic for a while, strategically speaking it is bound to become a problem in the long term. Iraq is just a proof of this.

      Strategically speaking, Iraq isn't really that big of an event on the grand scale of history. We've fought longer wars against insurgencies before (the Indian Wars, the Philippine-American war) and are still around. In the grand scheme of things it's the struggles between nation-states that dominate the history books -- and in this arena I should think that you'd be rooting for the United States -- unless you'd rather see China or Russia as the global superpower.

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    111. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      is that the US was apparently certain that it had the moral high ground

      In certain cases we did have the moral high ground. Go read some history books about FDR and the objectives that he had in bringing the United States into WW2. Not only did he do everything within his power to protect the Western Democracies, he also did everything within his power to hasten the end of Colonialism. Read some books about Wilson and his Fourteen Points -- then tell me that the United States hasn't held the moral high ground.

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    112. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Didn't you promised to 'stop wasting time' on me? USA had moral ground in the WW2? What a joke. England was bombed since 39, USSR was invaded in 41, Germany was working on nuclear weapons and USA had moral high ground waiting well into the game until it was clear who was going to win while its corporations were making money selling equipment to the Germans (GE, IBM, Ford.......)

      Whatever.

    113. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      One of the points we should have learned is be careful who you side with in the global march to defeat communism. Sometimes the communists turn out to be less of a threat in the long run than the other crazies we trained and armed. It is like training a pit bull to be aggressive, tormenting it, starving it, and then wondering why it bites you when it has the chance. Or, at the very least, sell them Stinger missiles with a battery life of a year or two at the most.

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    114. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Didn't you promised to 'stop wasting time' on me?

      I guess I have nothing better to do at this particular moment in time.

      Germany was working on nuclear weapons

      Once again your "knowledge" of history proves to be highly entertaining. The German nuclear program never really got off the ground and was never taken seriously by the German leadership. Granted, the West didn't know this at the time, which led to Einstein's letter and the launch of the Manhattan Project.

      USA had moral high ground waiting well into the game until it was clear who was going to win

      Go look up the order of battle for US Armed Forces in 1939-1941 and figure out how you would have utilized those forces to stop Nazi Germany. Keep in mind that we had a smaller army than Portugal and our Air Force was nearly non-existent. It took years to build up a force that was large enough to intervene in Europe -- a process that FDR started right around the time that the war began. Even in 1941 the only branch of our military that was really ready for war was the US Navy -- and you'll note that the US Navy was already fighting the Germans months before Pearl Harbor and our formal entry into the war.

      Don't let the facts get in the way of your pre-convinced notions though.

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    115. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the communists turn out to be less of a threat in the long run than the other crazies we trained and armed

      I don't know.... the communists had thousands of nuclear warheads aimed at our cities and millions of troops in Central Europe ready to march to the Atlantic. The crazies have managed to destroy a few buildings and make air travel as pleasant as a prostate exam. I would argue that the communists were the greater threat even with the benefit of hindsight regarding the crazies.

      Our mistake was is withdrawing from that region of the World and leaving it to it's fate after the USSR lost interest. I still don't think it was a mistake to arm the Afghans to fight the Soviets -- dumping them after they had served their purpose was the mistake.

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    116. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Communism's worst enemy was itself. All we needed to do was give it enough rope and time and wait for the inevitable.
      Nuclear warheads are nice deterrents, but if actually used you would not have a lot of global support. They did play a big role in the Cold War, but besides WWII they really haven't had much use in actual wars.

      You are also forgetting the economic impact of 9/11. Making air travel scary was nice to them I am sure, but killing the value of the dollar, and taking "the greatest nation in the world" down a peg is was a much better goal. Remember, the goal of terrorists is not to kill people or bring down a building - it is to create terror. And if you have looked around at the post-9/11 US, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that they definitely succeeded in that respect.

      I wouldn't say our mistake was withdrawing from that region, but by giving unquestioning support, and turning a blind eye to Israel on all of their shady activities - things a lot of the rest of the world would consider "terrorist activities". Tactics are tactics, no matter which side you are on. Especially if you are supposedly "the good guys".

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    117. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      This sort of national irresponsibility needs to stop, right now.

      I realise these events happened a little while ago now but nonetheless just what the hell did the USA think it was doing flying nuclear bombs around outside their own borders in the first place, this was, it can now be seen, a completely indefensible and irrepsonsible course of action and one for which the USA should now make a full apology.

      Speaking as a Dane. Everything points to the USA having obtained permission from our elected leaders, what more would you want?.

      The best course of action now is for the USA to hand over full documentation of the accident to a responsible and trustworthy country, France for example, and let them conduct an investigation to first of all try and find this nuclear timebomb and second of all to assign blame and set up the process for trying those who are guilty and punishing them appropriately.

      Why the hell should we allow the French to butt in? We allowed the US a base not France, or are you saying we're not trustworthy because we supported American interests during the cod war?

      Between us and the US the locals might also think they have a sufficiency of outsiders interfering already. (The Danish part in the establishment of Thule Airbase is a study in colonial arrogance.)

      Now the USA is at least out of the hands of the mad cowboy and we've good reason to hope Obamas administration will behave far more honourably we can hope their will be no repeats of this disaster but nonetheless until we in the rest of the civilised world can be sure of that the EU should impose regular nuclear inspections on the USA just to double check the same terrible mistakes are not being made today.

      I'm pro-EU, but I don't think it's a cure-all for mistakes!

    118. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Communism's worst enemy was itself. All we needed to do was give it enough rope and time and wait for the inevitable.

      A valid point, but we also needed enough military force to deter them from attempting to invade the Western World.

      You are also forgetting the economic impact of 9/11. Making air travel scary was nice to them I am sure, but killing the value of the dollar, and taking "the greatest nation in the world" down a peg is was a much better goal. Remember, the goal of terrorists is not to kill people or bring down a building - it is to create terror. And if you have looked around at the post-9/11 US, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that they definitely succeeded in that respect.

      I'm not forgetting about the economic impact of 9/11 -- just arguing that the overall threat from Communism was far greater than that from the "crazies" (as you aptly called them). The economic fallout from 9/11 was pretty bad but I'd suspect that it pales in comparison to the money that we've spent on the military since the end of WW2 -- money that might not have needed to be spent if the Soviet Union had honored her wartime agreements and allowed the people of Eastern Europe to determine their own fates.

      I wouldn't say our mistake was withdrawing from that region, but by giving unquestioning support, and turning a blind eye to Israel on all of their shady activities

      How did a conversation about Afghanistan and the CIA's arming of the Mujahideen shift into a discussion about Israel? I don't agree with all of Israel's "shady activities", but at least put them into context. Israel is a nation of seven million people surrounded by nations with much larger populations that refuse to acknowledge her right to exist. Most of her neighbors (save Jordan and Egypt) are still at war with her. She has been invaded no less than three times since her founding. Do you really think you'd be concerned with the niceties of international law if you were her Prime Minister?

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    119. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Trying to paint all of the founding fathers with one broad brush stroke is a mistake.

      Then how many brushes are we supposed to use?

      I bet you are one of those "over-achievers" we keep hearing about.

    120. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Because any argument about the US in the Middle East always comes back to Israel. If we didn't give them unilateral support on every level, the number of "crazies" who hate us would be much, much smaller.
      I'm not saying Israel should lay down and take it - what I am saying is when the news shows Israeli bulldozers plowing through civilian houses, or shows Israeli children encouraged to write "messages" to the Palestinians on rockets, it creates more enemies to the US. I sympathize with the fact that Israel has gotten the shaft since being made a country, I am just not ready to say that the end always justifies the means.

      And I am really not sympathetic towards wars over who's invisible friend is better, or said that this land belongs to you, and only you. Just split the damn thing up already, and both sides agree to recognize each others right to exist. There is NO military solution to this problem. And often times "niceties to international law" can curry international support - which can lead to sanctions, embargoes, etc. that can have much more positive effects on the world outlook of your country. When both sides start acting like terrorists playing by no rules, both sides looking worse, and nobody comes out ahead.

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    121. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Really? The "main international aggressor for the past 60 years"?

      Yeah. I can't think of a single instance of any other nation doing anything aggressive over the past sixty years.

      And we all know about those massive amounts of territory the US has added to its borders since 1948.

      Yeah, but all those were STILL the fault of the US for not stopping them.

      I just listened to the Kojo Nnamdi show with 5 or 6 guests telling me all about what the US needs to do about the war in the Congo. Or what the UN needs to do. Not 1 single word about Belgium or Great Britain or France or any other of the countries that fucked up Africa to begin with. But it's still the US's responsibility, apparently.

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    122. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Because any argument about the US in the Middle East always comes back to Israel

      Afghanistan is in the Middle East?

      If we didn't give them unilateral support on every level, the number of "crazies" who hate us would be much, much smaller.

      Is that why Spain and the UK have also been bombed in recent years? I don't buy Israel as the sole excuse for people flying airplanes into our buildings. It's certainly a contributory factor in the "hearts and minds" struggle -- but Osama had a number of grievances that didn't relate to Israel as I recall (American troops in the holy land).

      I'm not saying Israel should lay down and take it - what I am saying is when the news shows Israeli bulldozers plowing through civilian houses, or shows Israeli children encouraged to write "messages" to the Palestinians on rockets, it creates more enemies to the US

      And when the news shows Hezbollah rockets landing in Israeli neighborhoods it creates more enemies to the Palestinian cause by hardening American and Israeli public opinion. I suspect we could go tit for tat on this issue until the cows come home -- but it probably wouldn't be very productive. Let me just say that I've often wondered why the Palestinians don't try a Gandhi/Dalai Lama approach. It would certainly win them more hearts and minds than blowing up pizzerias.

      I am just not ready to say that the end always justifies the means.

      I don't think they do either but I have the luxury of living in a country that hasn't been invaded three times in the last sixty years. I can't really say that I blame the Israeli's for having a siege mentality.

      And I am really not sympathetic towards wars over who's invisible friend is better, or said that this land belongs to you, and only you. Just split the damn thing up already, and both sides agree to recognize each others right to exist

      If only it was that simple. The Israeli's have agreed to virtually all of the demands of the Palestinians save the right of return -- and they still won't accept a peace agreement. Right of return is never going to happen -- it would be like the United States absorbing 200,000,000 new people -- so unless the Palestinians are willing to forgo this requirement then the prospects for peace would appear to be slim.

      And often times "niceties to international law" can curry international support - which can lead to sanctions, embargoes, etc. that can have much more positive effects on the world outlook of your country

      How are sanctions and embargoes going to stop suicide bombers? The West Bank and Gaza are already some of the poorest places on Earth -- making them more so is not going to stop the violence. Long term only an agreement between the two peoples will stop the violence -- in the short term the best option the Israeli's have is to do whatever it takes to protect their country and their people.

      When both sides start acting like terrorists playing by no rules, both sides looking worse, and nobody comes out ahead.

      I would tend to agree but I'm somewhat more pragmatic. If one side is playing by the rules and the other side isn't then which side do you think is going to win in the end?

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    123. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by db32 · · Score: 1

      No...The modern Democratic party can trace its roots to the Democratic-Republican which isn't quite the same thing. Besides that, my point has to do with the party name based voting rather than any particular claimed ideals or history of a party. So how the parties evolved has nothing to do with the fact that people these days team vote based on a name rather than individual performance.

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    124. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by afidel · · Score: 1

      Yeah like the Russians are really scared that the handful of interceptors we manage to build and deploy will really take out their 1,000+ ICBM's, get real. If we were putting tens of batteries in every populated state THEN they might start to worry, but a small limited shield is inherently defensive in nature and obviously directed more at a rogue organization or minor power like Pakistan/Iran. They might use the positioning of the launch sites as a political strawman to distract their people from internal problems, but that has been the nature of propaganda since before the printing press.

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    125. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm...Palin...Stalin...Russia is near Alaska...Palin enjoys talking about her relationship with Russia...IS SARAH PALIN THE LONG LOST GRANDDAUGHTER OF JOSEPH STALIN?!?

    126. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by jafac · · Score: 1

      Yes, lets get over this party-line bullshit now, because the LAST thing this nation needs after the last 8 years, is a close examination of mistakes-made, and how to avoid them in the future.

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    127. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by raehl · · Score: 1

      So when Russia invades a country to keep "religious nutbars" in check, it's okay?

      Actually, yes. They would have saved us the trouble, considering they were doing EXACTLY what we're doing now - trying to keep the religious nutbars in check.

    128. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Really? The "main international aggressor for the past 60 years"?

      Yes. All your "exceptions" have one thing in common, they don't show a pattern of one country involving themselves in other's affairs. What one country has had the largest percentage of its military overseas for the last 60 years? What country had the greatest number of military actions in other countries during the past 60 years?

    129. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Please re-read my post. I was talking about North and South Vietnam, not Korea.

    130. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      International aggressor and fighting with your neighbours is a very different thing.

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    131. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      You're just proving the point.

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    132. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      You're still not seeing it from a Russian point of view. How do you suppose the US would like it if Russia started to build missile bases in Canada and Mexico ?

      I guess you'd probably say something like

      Yeah, like the Russians are really just building a 'defense shield'. Even they admit it won't be able to take out all our nukes so what is it really for ? All I know is they're building missile bases on my goddammned border and I don't like that buddy, I don't like it one bit.

    133. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      How about, regardless of party, stop electing lying, incompetent stupid jackasses as leaders.

      And why not use the impeachment process for what it was intended - removing the incompetent (like fabricating evidence for a war) instead of for extra marital affairs.

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    134. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by afidel · · Score: 1

      A defense shield? I'd have no problem with it, though it's a heck of a lot more likely they would build one along their southern border and (unjustly) piss of the Chinese due to where their threats come from. Then again I tend to think a lot more rationally then many of my countrymen so there's always that.

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    135. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Some of the Founding Fathers advocated for a non-interventionist foreign policy free of "entanglements" (Washington). Others (Jefferson) were in favor of an interventionist foreign policy. Trying to paint all of the founding fathers with one broad brush stroke is a mistake.

      Sure, but there is one USA as a result. Besides, this is not a matter of non intervention, but of when you do intervene.

      The idea that you do not get entangled in foreign conflicts by a non interventionalist foreign policy is rubbish anyway because you are not alone on this world, and what happens in the rest of the world affects you as much as what you do affecting the rest of the world.

      Non interventionalist ideas are a pipe dream.

      Again, the question is when and how you intervene.

      All powers eventually decline. Personally I wouldn't mind seeing my country decline a little bit and focus on the home front instead of the globe. I would want to see another Democracy come forward and assume our place in the World first though

      1. define democracy
      2. a better alternative might not be recognizable to you as such
      3. this does not at all change the fact that I am being critical of the attitude of SOME people in the USA. Bringing in other countries does nothing whatsoever to dispute my comments.

      -- since that doesn't appear too likely in the next few decades I think we'll have to resign ourselves to our respective roles in the World. You may not like it

      That is an easy, cheap and bad conclusion.

      Being critical of some specific behavior says nothing whatsoever about if I like the USA or not, or about my general opinion about the position of the USA. It says something about my opinion about that specific behavior. Please stop jumping to conclusions about what I think unless I actually say what I think.

      It is much much much more likely that I actually like the USA in that position over some other country, but still am critical of some specific behavior of some people.

      but ask yourself if you'd really be happier seeing China or Russia in our place.

      Strawman argument. Them being arguably worse does in no way dispute the critisism I am voicing.

    136. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've heard of it. So what's your point? I was responding to the comment that the US somehow has to answer to other countries just because they buy our goods and services.

      I made the point that the rest of the world is funding the deflicts of the USA, you responded to that. Are you too stupid to understand that your comment was just irrelevant?

    137. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Don't overstate your point. This isn't the reverse Marshall Plan we are talking about here. There is a reason that other countries are supporting our economy currently.

      Where did I say that this is some form of charity or a 'reverse marshial plan' ?

      My simple point is that telling someone to piss off when you also need that someone is stupid.

    138. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      The point is that the USA needs the rest of the world more then the rest of the world needing the USA.

      If you need someone, it is pretty stupid to piss them off.

    139. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Oh, one thing I forgot in my previous answers.

      I am in this case critisizing the USA. That does in no way mean that I limit myself to the USA, just that that happens to be the country being discussed in this case.

      Pointing at others to deflect critisism is a nice example of a stawman argument, hence invalid.

    140. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      My point is that it doesn't matter if we tell them to piss off, they are in this to protect themselves, so what we have to say about it doesn't matter one way or the other. The rest of the world would probably complain if we didn't let them bail us out.

      Your implication is that we need them more than they need us so we need to censor our expression of our opinions so they don't run away. My opinion is that the OP is a moron who was trolling, but if I was going to tell him to STFU, that wouldn't be the way I would proceed.

    141. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      My point is that it doesn't matter if we tell them to piss off, they are in this to protect themselves, so what we have to say about it doesn't matter one way or the other.

      If it becomes too troublesome, enough will eventually take their loss to make the whole thing collapse.

      The rest of the world would probably complain if we didn't let them bail us out.

      I explicitly stated that letting the US economy collapse is going to be painful, so obviously many prefer to repair things over letting them collapse.

      This doesn't at all change the point I was making:

      If you think you don't have to answer to those keeping you afloat you are a fool bound to find yourself without help at some point when you need it. That has nothing to do whatsoever with self censorship and everything with getting rid of some arrogance.

      And obviously, you are totally entitled to your own beliefs, but I think the OP was making a point in a possibly somewhat provokative way.

    142. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You are still wasting time on this discussion, how quaint.

      I like the false equivalence here -- because the United States is interested in making money our actions are somehow worse than those of a regime that was interested in retaining territory and spreading it's ideology. If you were being objective you might be able to make the case that both sides were wrong -- but you go out of your way to dismiss the crimes of the USSR while condemning the United States. You could at least pretend to be looking at history objectively instead of looking for examples that reinforce your pre-convinced view of the world.

      - well that's my point, USSR wasn't after any new territories once Stalin was gone, they were trying to survive while Americans found that WAR is extremely profitable and were interested in having at least one going on anywhere at any time. Americans have brainwashed its population to believe that they have some sort of moral superiority and this is laughable, there is no morality in making money through killing.

      I am not discussing USSR here, because there are no Soviets involved in this discussion.

      Amazing how we can say that with full benefit of hindsight. At the time the war was started most western nations (including those that opposed the war) and the UN thought it likely that he had WMDs. You can argue about the merits of going to war based on that perceived threat (for the record, I opposed the war) but trying to say that we knew he had no WMDs is just factually incorrect.

      - my position stays the same as it was for the past 7 years, however you should get your head out of that sand. Bush and Co have manufactured the entire WMD premise, selling it quite nicely to the US citizens, but it didn't work at all for The Rest of The World (tm).

      This is just too easy

      We never believed that we'd just tumble over weapons of mass destruction in that country.

      Donald Rumsfeld
      Fox News Interview
      May 4, 2003

      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26030573/

      You are one of the brainwashed individuals if you truly believe that American government did not manufacture a pretense to go to Iraq to make money for various corporate interests. The intelligence that you are talking about was not able to find any evidence of any secret weapons programs in Iraq, they were pushed by the government you protect so passionately. Most importantly no weapons of any kind of destruction could ever be used by Iraq to attack the States.

      You see, no matter how much the US hated the USSR, they never attacked the country because that would really be the end of it. Because both countries actually have WMDs. The simplest test for whether a country has WMDs is this: if the US is attacking the country, there are no WMDs there. It's that simple.

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      By the way, I am not going to 'root' for any country whatsoever ever, I'll leave that to you and such.

    143. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Once again your "knowledge" of history proves to be highly entertaining. The German nuclear program never really got off the ground and was never taken seriously by the German leadership. Granted, the West didn't know this at the time, which led to Einstein's letter and the launch of the Manhattan Project.

      - you are highly entertaining indeed. Somehow the Germans with all their accomplishments in war technology should not have been taken seriously, while who else but Saddam Hussein must be stopped because he is working on such incredible projects as moving pipes around that could possibly be used for ... nukelar weapons.

      Oh, noes, by god, the poor US of A has a small army that can only be used once it becomes crystal clear that they just might be late into the world dividing party.

      I am not convinced.

    144. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad by db32 · · Score: 1

      Then how the hell are we going to get anyone elected?

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  11. A matter of time. by Polarina · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's only a matter of time before Al-Qaida finds the lost bombs.

    1. Re:A matter of time. by ionix5891 · · Score: 1

      you still believe in Santa too?

    2. Re:A matter of time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      what?! santa claus is not real??

    3. Re:A matter of time. by Splab · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah because no one is going to notice a bunch of middle eastern men running around Thule Airbase drilling holes in the ice?

      Also considering how much alcohol they consume up there any extremists are going to have a real hard time keeping their cover.

    4. Re:A matter of time. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous. Santa Claus has frickin' website. Although a little known secret is that Mr. Claus actually lives in Marietta, GA, and his real name is Jim, all of which can be confirmed by doing a whois on northpole.com.

    5. Re:A matter of time. by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      A crack Al-Qaida dive team is being trained in Afghanistan even as we speak. Of course, they're in for a rude shock when they see an ocean...

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    6. Re:A matter of time. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a job for Indiana Jones !

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    7. Re:A matter of time. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Santa is an Al Qaeda operative.
      It was originally planned for him to fly his sleigh into the twin towers,
      but some of his reindeer broke down the night before.

      Fox is a great source for this kind of balanced hard hitting news.

    8. Re:A matter of time. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a job for Indiana Jones !

      Unfortunately he isn't available. He was last spotted undergoing therapy for his recent rape at the hands of Lucas and Spielberg.

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    9. Re:A matter of time. by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous. Santa Claus has frickin' website. Although a little known secret is that Mr. Claus actually lives in Marietta, GA, and his real name is Jim, all of which can be confirmed by doing a whois on northpole.com.

      Don't be ridiculous. The North Pole is in Canada, and even has a Canadian mail address and postal code:

      SANTA CLAUS
      NORTH POLE H0H 0H0
      CANADA

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    10. Re:A matter of time. by stoofa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well he does have a beard and leaves strange packages all over the place. In the UK, that's enough to get you shot nowadays.

    11. Re:A matter of time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call shennanigans! That's a Quebec postal code and the north pole isn't in Quebec!

    12. Re:A matter of time. by againjj · · Score: 1

      And I'm sure the search party is are headquartered in Afganistan I mean Iraq I mean ... um, where do we want to go next?

    13. Re:A matter of time. by againjj · · Score: 1
  12. Experimental nuclear waste storage? by plover · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Perhaps this can somehow be used to demonstrate that nuclear waste can be safely disposed of in the ocean floor? There have been serious proposals for disposing of waste in holes drilled hundreds of feet beneath the seabed in especially deep water.

    I know this is unpopular with the anti-nuclear crowd, but a "real demo" may provide useful data.

    --
    John
    1. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by dasunt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps this can somehow be used to demonstrate that nuclear waste can be safely disposed of in the ocean floor? There have been serious proposals for disposing of waste in holes drilled hundreds of feet beneath the seabed in especially deep water.

      You don't need to drill -- just find soft seafloor and shape the waste to imbed itself into the ground.

      The major technical problem is that a few decades down the road, you might want to reuse the waste. Sea floor retrieval is slightly more problematic.

    2. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by jsoderba · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thermonuclear bombs are composed of a small amount of mildly radioactive uranium-235 and tritium, and larger amounts of minimally radioactive uranium-238 and stable lithium deuteride. The fission products that make up the most dangerous form of radioactive waste are far more dangerous, so this bomb would not provide much useful data about waste disposal.

      In any event we don't really need more research. We already know that the best solution is to put it in a geologically stable and dry mountain.

    3. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nobody wants Godzilla showing up in 50 years.

      It's just too terrifying a possibility.

      Especially if there's a commercial tie-in & jingle.

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    4. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are already plenty of "real demo" examples, unfortunately, where the location of the nuclear materials on the sea bed is well known. For example, there are a few sunken nuclear submarines, complete with small nuclear reactors and a couple of nuclear torpedoes, on the bottom of the ocean. The U.S. ones are regularly monitored.

      The amount of radioactive material in a nuclear weapon is, surprisingly, not that much (a primary or secondary is fairly small in size) and not that radioactive compared to a reactor that has been in use for a while. It would be pretty hard to find it.

    5. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by jmichaelg · · Score: 1
      You can't demonstrate anything if you can't show what you've done under what conditions. Kind of tough to reproduce the results.

      There are however, other events where we intentionally disposed of radioactive waste in the sea. When Apollo 13 was coming home from its ill-fated mission, NASA had to figure out what to do with the power supply on the lunar lander. They ended up jettisoning it so that it would hit the Marianna's Trench. If it eroded, there was plenty of sea water to dilute the radioactivity to background levels. If it's buried in the sediment, it'll be millions of years before it resurfaces in a volcano.

      In the early days of nuclear submarines, the Navy intentionally, and unintentionally, sank some radioactive waste in the ocean. That disposal would probably serve as a better experiment because we know where the waste is and could go measure the radiation gradient. It wouldn't surprise me if the Navy has been doing that experiment all these years. Having said that, burying highly radioactive waste may not be the smartest thing to do. An option is to burn the waste in a specially designed reactor and extract energy from the process while disposing of the problem. President Carter shut down all research along those lines in the 70's when he shut down the PUREX work. Carter wanted the world to get by using less energy. It was a favorite topic of his which he and his wife would proselytize about from Camp David - a retreat they reached by helicopter. Funny how politicians like making rules they don't have to live by.

    6. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I'm going deeper undergrou.....

      oh god, there goes £15,000 of therapy down the drain!

    7. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      In any event we don't really need more research. We already know that the best solution is to put it in a geologically stable and dry mountain.

      Actually the best solution was to store it on the moon on the opposite side of the moonbase. However the stockpile reached critical mass in 2001 and blasted the moon and it's moonbase inhabitants on a wacky event filled ride across the solar system.

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    8. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      Nobody wants Godzilla showing up in 50 years.

      It's just too terrifying a possibility.

      What?!? Then who's going to fight the other rubber-suit monsters that just happen to be sitting around dormant until they coincidentally awaken when ol' Godzilla shows up[1]? Gotta take the good with the bad, I say.

      [1]: Besides Gamera.

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    9. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's specifically a hydrogen bomb, where a small fission detonator immersed in a hydrogen isotope rich source is detonated and the blast reflected back on itself igniting a short lived fusion reaction. Other thermonuclear weapons, particularly the smaller (up to a point) and older bombs have more of the hot stuff. I don't think the article specifies the type lost.

      *Waves "Hi" at the guy looking into this message*

    10. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by jsoderba · · Score: 1

      This was a B-52 on strategic patrol in 1968. I'm fairly confident they were carrying large H-bombs intended to destroy Soviet cities.

    11. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by DougWebb · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, the best solution for dealing with highly radioactive nuclear waste is to burn it in a modern reactor design until we've extracted nearly all of the energy from it. The remainder is much lower volume, much less radioactive, and has a much shorter halflife. After a few hundred years, it'd be no more radioactive than the ground, so it'd be ok if it got out of storage and was sprinkled around at that point.

      The reactors we currently use in the US are kind of like filling your car's tank with gas, driving a few miles, and then looking for a safe place to dump the 'dirty' gas that remains in your tank so you can refill it.

    12. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Turn in your geek card. There's a reason the show was called "Space:1999" The Moon was blasted out of Earth orbit on Sept 13, 1999.

      Any appearance of the Moon since then is simply a ridiculous liberal myth.

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    13. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While uranium 238 is used in the tertiary stage Isn't the primer likely to employ plutonium 235 (with tritium gas boosting)?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B28_nuclear_bomb
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_primary

    14. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      The remainder is much lower volume, much less radioactive, and has a much LONGER halflife

      Fixed that for you.
      The residue in your solution would be radio-active for thousands of years, but at a level consistent with almost background readings.
      Big threat = short half-life
      Small threat = long half-life.
      "This relationship between the half-life and the decay constant shows that highly radioactive substances are quickly spent, while those that radiate weakly endure longer." (bottom of page just before "See Also")

    15. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You don't want to do that because most of what we're currently calling "waste" really isn't. It's more like ~98% still fuel. Burying it somewhere we can't get to when the low-hanging fruit has been consumed is a fantastically poor decision.

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    16. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by DougWebb · · Score: 1

      The relationship between half-life and radioactivity makes sense generally, but in the aggregate I don't think it applies in the particular case of the reactor design I'm talking about. From Integral Fast Reactor:

      Another important benefit of removing the long half-life transuranics from the waste cycle is that the remaining waste becomes a much shorter-term hazard. After the actinides (reprocessed uranium, plutonium, and minor actinides) are removed and recycled, the remaining radioactive waste isotopes are fission products, which have half lives of either 90 years (Sm-151) and less, or 211,100 years (Tc-99) and more; plus any neutron activation products from the non-fuel reactor components. (Tc-99 and I-129 are also candidates for nuclear transmutation to stable isotopes by neutron capture.)

      The result is that within 200 years, such wastes are no more radioactive than the ores of natural radioactive elements.

      As I understand this, the highly radioactive components of the waste have very short half-lives and will decay very quickly to the point where they're no longer an issue. Yeah, so I guess we're both right. It just doesn't seem valid to call the remainder 'waste' once it's equivalent to natural rocks. That's like calling the stuff that comes out of a compost bin 'garbage' instead of 'earth'.

    17. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and Godzooooookie....

    18. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Acapulco · · Score: 1

      How about sending this stuff to the Sun? I'm not joking. Not now of course, but how about when launching things to space becomes cheaper?

      We can store it here in the meanwhile, but why not send it to a place where there would be absolutely no harm done?

      If you don't agree, please explain why not. I would really be interested in the drawbacks of doing this sort of stuff.

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    19. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by DougWebb · · Score: 1

      It'd be a lot cheaper and safer to drop it into a subduction zone along the edge of one of the Earth's continental plates. At most that's a mile down, rather than trying to boost it 93 million miles up. (Out of the Earth's gravitational field, at least.) Lots of people would object to the idea of taking care of nuclear waste by strapping a big explosive fuel container to it, too.

    20. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by plover · · Score: 1
      There are several problems with that approach.
      • Rockets are far less reliable than boats. A disaster could spread the waste far and wide across the atmosphere.
      • The environmental damage caused by rocket launches is not insignificant. The exhaust is not benign.
      • While the amount of energy it takes to boost a rocket to a low earth orbit (LEO) is high, getting it to earth's escape velocity is much higher. The Saturn V had a LEO payload capacity of 260,000 pounds, but a lunar payload of only 100,000 pounds. The Saturn V rocket weighed 6.6 million pounds at launch, almost all of which was fuel and oxygen.
      • Each Saturn launch cost about $3 billion dollars in today's terms. That's not a cost effective garbage truck.
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    21. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by plover · · Score: 1

      I've never understood why they consider a fuel rod "spent" after it drops from 100% to something like 95%. Why aren't they used longer?

      --
      John
    22. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by DougWebb · · Score: 1

      Inefficient first-generation tech. Unfortunately, engineering development in the US got halted before the tech was improved.

    23. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      I've never understood why they consider a fuel rod "spent" after it drops from 100% to something like 95%. Why aren't they used longer?

      Because at that point, the chemical composition of the fuel rod had changes enough that it can no longer sustain a nuclear fission reaction. This isn't just because the concentration of fissile material has dropped, but also because of the buildup of neutron-absorbing nuclear poisons.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_poison

    24. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Acapulco · · Score: 1

      Point well taken.

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    25. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is slightly off topic, but has anyone considered just diluting the waste? I mean, is the waste so much more radioactive than the ore that it couldn't just be diluted to the point that it could be safely spread over normal land? Or would it be impractical to dilute it enough to make it safe? Just curious, since there is a tiny amount of radioactivity to normal soil, right?

    26. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft. I solved this years ago. Just launch it into Sol.

    27. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by bruceslog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I can't wait to see what happens when all these 'lost' underwater nukes deteriorate like any metal on a sunken ship would, and begins leaking and releasing it's 'mild' radioactive substances into the oceans around Greenland and into the Mediterranean.
      Should happen in what ? .. another 10 to 20 years ?

      Heh - my captia is 'sinister' .

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    28. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and I can't wait to see what happens when all these 'lost' underwater nukes deteriorate like any metal on a sunken ship would, and begins leaking and releasing it's 'mild' radioactive substances into the oceans around Greenland and into the Mediterranean.

      Since a km^3 of seawater already contains 3.3 tons of uranium (concentration of uranium in seawater is about 3.3 ug/l) ... not much will happen. Even the Mediterranean contains several million km^3 of seawater.

    29. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by bruceslog · · Score: 1

      Over 3 TONS of uranium per cubic Kilometer !??

      I'm surprised I do not glow !
      I'm surprised all my water-dog, surfing, lobster loving friends do not glow !

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    30. Re:Experimental nuclear waste storage? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Over 3 TONS of uranium per cubic Kilometer !??

      Yes. A cubic kilometer is a lot of seawater, though. About a billion tons.

  13. The six-step plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    1. Hide one of them
    2. Take off with the three others and a dummy
    3. Cause a plane crash
    4. Find parts of the three
    5. Claim the fourth is beneath the ice
    6. Profit
    1. Re:The six-step plan by tb3 · · Score: 1

      A plan worthy of SPECTRE! The ransom should be $500 Billion in uncut diamonds.

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    2. Re:The six-step plan by Migraineman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't forget to do the details.

      - You'll probably need an inside man in the Air Force. Expect to surgically alter his cornea so that he will pass the retinal scan during the re-jiggering of the aircraft payload orders.

      - A one-time payment of $500B is nice, but will only finance SPECTRE operations for a short while, even with proper investment. Consider using the weapon directly. Igniting the arabian oil fields would cause irreparable damage to any country not properly prepared. That would be worth well more than $500B, and would be considered continuous revenue. Consider a project code name invoking Allah, but don't be too obvious.

      - Should you encounter a British or US secret agent, politely invite him to lunch on your yacht. He will undoubtedly express interest in a tour, which should culminate with a demo of the ship's control center. At that point, put a bullet in his head. None of your hand-picked crew will think any less of you.

    3. Re:The six-step plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You neglected part of the meme--for crying out loud-->

      5. Claim the fourth is beneath the ice. ...
      ?. Profit

    4. Re:The six-step plan by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      While the potential of profiting monetarily from a global meltdown after a nuke on the oilfields might be greater, why would you? After all, what to do with a trillion dollars if Monaco has closed down due to a lack of customers, and all you can look forward to is an afternoon at the Atlantic City boardwalk?

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    5. Re:The six-step plan by operagost · · Score: 1

      Congratulations! You are well on your way to becoming a fine Evil Overlord. However, I highly recommend you read this helpful manual before you go any further with your plans.

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    6. Re:The six-step plan by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm familiar with "the manual." However, my recommendations were specific ... for a reason. I figured that references to SPECTRE and Allah and a certain British secret agent would have been pretty blatant clues.

  14. I knew it! by pngmangi42 · · Score: 1

    Ever since I left Greenland, I've been feeling like I was forgetting something. Thank you, BBC for reminding me!

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  15. Did Denmark know or not? by hcdejong · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of the BBC articles maintains that the US did not tell Denmark about both the nuclear bombs used in Chrome Dome missions, and the fact that they lost one.

    Greenland is a self-governing province of Denmark but the carrying of nuclear weapons over Danish territory was kept secret.

    But the real purpose of this search was deliberately hidden from Danish officials.

    One document from July reads: "Fact that this operation includes search for object or missing weapon part is to be treated as confidential NOFORN", the last word meaning not to be disclosed to any foreign country.

    The other article says:

    Denmark did not co-operate with the parliament's petitions committee, and is still refusing to release key environmental radiation records made of Thule at the time.

    The Danish government had always denied that nuclear-armed US planes were flying over Danish-controlled Greenland - until the crash occurred.

    And according to Ms Wallis, it is still trying to brush a difficult issue under the carpet.

    Which at least implies that the Danish government knew but was trying to keep a lid on it.

    So which is it?

    1. Re:Did Denmark know or not? by jopsen · · Score: 1

      The Danish newspaper Politiken has an article where they ask a historian at the Danish institute of International studies... He says that it was known at the time and thus he considers it unlikely that the US kept it secret from the Danish government. He also says that it's extremely unlikely that the bomb still exists as the other were blown up.
      The article (in Danish): http://politiken.dk/udland/article596270.ece
      Politiken also has another article with the headline "USA kept nuclear bomb a secret to Denmark".

      However, I wouldn't be surprised if the Danish government decided to deny it after the crash, even if they didn't know about before the crash... As the Danish government usually has a minority of the seats in parliament and would likely be voted out of office if was to be known that there as American nuclear weapons on Danish territorie.

    2. Re:Did Denmark know or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the government knew but then again, they never tell us anything (I'm Danish).. They'd rather have the scandal blow up in their face (not litterally of course) come retirement.

      The current government is under a lot of pressure, or at least they should be if the journalists weren't so wimpy over here, regarding illegal CIA transport planes carrying "terrorist" flying over Danish air space. But their policy is "deny, deny, deny" so we have to settle for "inconclusive" reports - yeah right, they could find that out in a jiffy, and probably already have!

      Same deal with nuclear weapons, I'm sure, especially considering the strong feelings against nuclear energy even for civil purposes - we've never even had a proper reactor for energy production, only a model for simulations and experiments. If (any of) the governments knew about this little mishap they would most definitely keep their mouth shut!

      my $0.02

    3. Re:Did Denmark know or not? by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      Presumably top officials knew. Certainly they helped cover up what happened

      They may, however, have accepted being lied to as a necessary part of the cold war.

      At least that is my impression from the various times this has come up in Danish media.

  16. This is not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nothing new (just because BBC finds something does not mean that it's news).

    More or less everyone know that they dropped 4 bombs before the crash, and that they only found around 3 during the clean up.

  17. wow by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    the ice began to freeze over

    Damn, Greenland is cold!

    1. Re:wow by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Damn, Greenland is cold!

      Not for much longer ;)

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  18. We can get it back... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll only cost you ONE MILLION DOLLARS, er, ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

    --Dr. Evil

  19. Meh. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Chances are the device was no longer operational after the crash. And, if they are correct that "The high explosives surrounding the four nuclear weapons on board detonated", then the device is probably in a large number of very small pieces.

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    1. Re:Meh. by William+Robinson · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      And half life is a major issue deciding life of weapon in many cases. Various isotopes of U and Pu give range of lifespan for weapons, depending upon purity etc. 40 years is a long time for Pu to decay and the device might not function even in right condition, if it is based on it.

    2. Re:Meh. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      If the case was still intact (which is very unlikely), very toxic decay products would have accumulated in 40 years. The normal time to open a case and clean out the decay products is on the order of every three to five years, and old Soviet nukes that have sat for 10 or 12 before coming to the US for servicing are considered to require at least 10 to 25 times the costs, just to keep service crews as safe as they should be on a more normal bomb refitting. I shudder to think what it would cost to clean one of these puppies up if anybody had an intact one.
            As to functioning, 10 years unserviced is a guaranteed fizzle, 40 years means even the conventional explosives are unlikely to go off properly to initiate, and the polonium, lead 210, and other decay product percentages in the pit mean there is really no chance of a nuclear fission primary stage reaction even if they did. He 2 contaminants diffused throughout the holraum would be at levels where there was even less chance of the secondary fusion stage working, if there's such a thing as less than zero.

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  20. Rouge Nations by Yacoby · · Score: 0

    See, this is why we shouldn't allow rouge nations with little political stability and an insane president to have access to nuclear weapons.
    I hope the UN considers sanctions.

    Oh, wait. Sorry, were we talking about the US. Oh, that is fine then. Ignore what I said before.

    1. Re:Rouge Nations by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

      What do nations that export makeup have to do with this discussion?

    2. Re:Rouge Nations by Hyler · · Score: 4, Funny

      Rouge?

      Yes, yes, I know I'm going to get -1 Redundant on this but...

      There they stand, redfaced.

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  21. If you can recover it by nurb432 · · Score: 0

    You don't need, it as your technology is better then ours in the first place and your have your own bombs.

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    1. Re:If you can recover it by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      It's probably also cheaper to buy one from a former part of the USSR than to actually dig up one lost in Greenland.

  22. Rouge ou bleu? by sking · · Score: 1

    Only blue nations should be allowed.

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  23. Only Bond Can Save Us by Quantus347 · · Score: 1

    The "If we can't find them nobody can" defense? Come on, a properly motivated industrial mogul could do it, requiring the intervention of a single MI6 operative to avert planetary destruction.

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  24. So.... by macyrlivyed2 · · Score: 1

    So basically you can have a free nuclear weapon if you have the proper equipment to get it out of 40 feet of ice ? Wow! I'll have to start searching for my ice pick! Look out world!

  25. Not the only one by toby · · Score: 5, Informative

    In 1966, a nuclear armed B52 crashed over Palomares Spain, scattering radioactive material from multiple bombs, each 100 times more powerful than those which destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

    The most serious reported accident in the U.S. Military's nuclear history took place in Palomares, Spain on Jan. 17, 1966 when a B-52 loaded with four nuclear bombs suffered a mid-air collision with a KC-135 refueling plane. All four bombs were ejected from the B-52 in the crash. One was recovered on the ground and a second from the sea after a long and difficult search. However, the high explosive packages of the other two bombs detonated on impact with the ground. While the nuclear payloads of the bombs did not detonate, over 1,400 tons of surrounding soil and vegetation were contaminated with radioactive materials. The US conducted an extensive cleanup of the area under the scrutiny of the Spanish government.

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    1. Re:Not the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet the local dictatorship denied there was any risk in the area. Even a then minister took a bath on the beach in Palomares to show it was clean and safe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Fraga.

      btw, he is still alive, but he looks like a bit like godzilla, so I am not so sure that the bath didn't have any effect...

  26. more losses by spike21 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    5 February 1958: An Air Force B-47 Stratojet from Homestead AFB was on a simulated combat mission when the plane collided with an F-86 Sabre near Savannah, Georgia. The B-47 was carrying one Mk 15 hydrogen bomb without its core at the time of the accident. The plane made three unsuccessful landing attempts at Hunter Air Force Base before the weapon was jettisoned over the Atlantic Ocean to avoid the risk of a high explosive detonation at the base. The bomb was dropped several miles from the mouth of the Savannah River in Wassaw Sound off Tybee Island. Though an intensive nine-week search was launched using divers and sonar equipment, the weapon was never found. Another unsuccessful search was mounted in 2001, and reports of radiation detected less than a mile from shore led to speculation of the bomb's discovery in 2004. Further investigation concluded the radioactivity was naturally occurring and the weapon remains missing. http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/weapons/q0268.shtml

  27. Famous Last words. by Landshark17 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "It would be very difficult for anyone else to recover classified pieces if we couldn't find them."

    I'll take famous last words for $1000, Alex...


    Also highly amused the quote at the bottom of the page is from Stanley Kubrick, director of Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb.

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  28. I think you'll find... by Xest · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that the US is actually now a bleu nation not a rouge nation.

  29. Double meh by patio11 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why worry about a lost bomb which a first world nation can't get to without a major national project. First world nations don't need lost bombs to achieve nuclear capability.

    You worry about nuclear material when it can be had for a case of cigarettes and a bottle of vodka by any idiot with a truck to cart it away. Though the seabed makes for a much better movie plot.

  30. Suggesting a new tag for kdawson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isawthisondiggsoipostedit

  31. Atmospheric Testing by KenSeymour · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In my opinion, these accidental releases of radioactive material pale in comparison
    to the atmospheric tests the US used to do before it was
    banned in 1963.

    Here are some of the tests.

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  32. Yes ! Bring good old Democracy to them ! by DrYak · · Score: 4, Funny

    And while we are at it, why not liberate democratically some oil ?

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    1. Re:Yes ! Bring good old Democracy to them ! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Haven't you learned anything from Iraq and Afghanistan? Kill everyone and just take the oil.

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    2. Re:Yes ! Bring good old Democracy to them ! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Troll? Humor-impaired mods? See, the humor is that lesson learned from Iraq is not... oh, nevermind.

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  33. Thule Air Base by Subm · · Score: 2, Funny

    > "Thule" is from the Latin word with the same spelling meaning "northernmost part of the inhabitable world."

    "Thule?" More like Cthulu, I'd say.

    If you didn't vote for him last Tuesday, Cthulu's going nuclear. Prepare to pay the price!

  34. Reminded me of this by Archon-X · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=297#more-297

    Another amazing history of WWII era relics trapped under the ice (but they got them back!)

  35. Broken Arrow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't know what's scarier, losing a nuclear weapon or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it."

  36. Not that rare, unfortunately by the_other_chewey · · Score: 5, Informative

    To this day, the USA alone have admitted losing 92 nuclear bombs.

    This doesn't count those that were recovered in sometimes very expensive operations:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palomares_hydrogen_bombs_incident

    1. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have a cite for the 92 number? The usual number given is a fraction of that, 11.

    2. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by sponga · · Score: 1

      Easy on the fear mongering there little Slashie.

      You forgot to mention the lost and recovered part, which when looked at is only about a dozen or so are left unaccounted for.

      There is not 92 nuclear weapons lying around, most are harmless and there atmospheric blast caused a lot more damage compared to this.

    3. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by the_other_chewey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have a cite for the 92 number? The usual number given is a fraction of that, 11.

      I'm sorry, I mixed up "known lost bombs" and "US bombs" - the 92 includes (a lot of) sowjet ones:
      http://www.genecurtis.com/LostNuclearBombs.htm

      It probably is more than 11 though, don't confuse "number of incidents" with "number of warheads",
      one of the acronyms to look up here is MIRV.

    4. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      only about a dozen or so are left unaccounted for.

      You're right, we shouldn't be afraid and angry ... there's only about a dozen missing nukes! Everything is O.K.! It's for your protection!

    5. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      I'm honestly not sure why I should be worried about a dozen missing nuclear bombs, many decades old, either destroyed in the accident or due to wear and decay over the intervening years.

      There are a lot of bigger dangers to worry about in the world. This one doesn't even register on my scale.

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    6. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Agreed; I just thought it was amusingly Orwellian that the world has gotten so big that a dozen missing nuclear warheads is "no big deal."

    7. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      Except that it is no big deal, so there's nothing Orwellian about it.

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    8. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      You're right, no big deal at all. Just 12 weapons of mass destruction. I have full faith in the department of war! Er, I mean department of defense. Ministry of defense?

      Hey, I heard that (insert favorite enemy dictator here) has weapons of mass destruction! Let's kick his ass and take him to the gallows!

      Yeah, there's nothing Orwellian going on here at all.

    9. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      They aren't weapons of mass destruction anymore. Nuclear weapons are fairly delicate and require a lot of maintenance to remain functional.

      What's Orwellian is assuming that anything with the "nuclear" label is deathly serious even when the facts are otherwise.

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    10. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Are you certain of that, or just reassuring yourself? You know what happens when you make assumptions.

    11. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      What "that" are you referring to?

      Am I certain that nuclear weapons are delicate and require a lot of maintenance? Yes. I know enough about how they work to know that a bomb which has been involved in a plane crash and then sat in ice for decades will no longer function, and will require an enormous amount of work to make functional again.

      Am I certain that it's Orwellian to assume anything with the "nuclear" label is deathly serious? Well, that's just an opinion.

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    12. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Certain that all 12 of the missing nuclear devices are no longer functional. I mean, that'd be the most likely scenario, but if I were the one responsible for those devices, I'd be a little concerned.

    13. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      They contain delicate electronics which would corrode very rapidly when not taken care of. Furthermore, they contain tritium, which has a very short half life and which must be replenished regularly. After four decades of neglect they will have become useless.

      Nuclear bombs aren't an item which you can simply leave on the shelf until you need them. They require constant maintenance and care to remain in working condition.

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    14. Re:Not that rare, unfortunately by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      "While Tritium has several different experimentally-determined values of its half-life, the NIST recommends 4500±8 days (approximately 12.32 years)." Linkzor

      I buy the part about the electronics. But there's got to be plenty of unemployed Russian scientists out there who would know how to maintain that sort of thing ... leftovers from the USSR and all. Hell, apparently even you know a thing or two about it, and look at how easy it was for me to find you.

      Of course that's totally conspiracy-theory worthy without any evidence to back it up, but if the nukes are out there it's within the realm of possibility. I bet it'd be more likely that we would see a nuke from other source, though, if one were ever used against us; something somebody built themselves and then handed off to a bunch of radicals, or possibly had the decency to shoot at us onboard an ICBM, ahead of an official declaration of war.

  37. it's ok by confused+one · · Score: 3, Funny

    the remains of the primary will turn up in 50 to 100 years, just sitting on top of the ground where the ice used to be... We'll pick it up then.

  38. Still alive == not poisoned by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These are just people who are trying to rip some money off the 'system'. If they really were poisoned, then they would have died years ago. Callous yes, but a simple truth.

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  39. where would the radiation come from by airdrummer · · Score: 0

    if there was no core?

  40. Another Lost Nuke by b4upoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We lost a family member in 1962 whose body, nor aircraft, nor the nuclear weapons on board were never recovered.
            In the past few years there is some news that some pilots who went down in the Pacific were captured by Soviet patrols. That leaves it as an unknown whether our family member survived as well as unknown as to whether his plane or the weapons on board were recovered by the Soviets or other nations. Odds are that our family member perished immediately. We will never know for certain.

    1. Re: Another Lost Nuke by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      We lost a family member in 1962 whose body, nor aircraft, nor the nuclear weapons on board were never recovered.

      An interesting claim considering that there is no known such loss for 1962. Do you have any further information?
       
       

      In the past few years there is some news that some pilots who went down in the Pacific were captured by Soviet patrols.

      'Rumors', not 'news', and not as far as I have ever been able to determine from anything resembling a reliable source.

  41. Geography 101 by spockman · · Score: 1

    Gee the world map shows Greenland to be just a little out of the way, now Russia maybe. So Geography was not your strong suit in school, eh?

    1. Re:Geography 101 by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Woosh!

    2. Re:Geography 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not from the US are you?

    3. Re:Geography 101 by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Maybe he was talking about her experience with Canadian relations? ;) If that evil SOB Harper ever sticks his head into our airspace, Governor Palin will be ready for him.....

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  42. Oh please by ChePibe · · Score: 1

    Yes, the Soviets were all just happy little larks after Stalin! Pin it all on Stalin!

    No, they didn't support, let's say hundreds of insurrections across the third world throughout Latin America and Africa. No, not at all.

    Afghanistan? Just "showing off". And a war on drugs! Let's forget about the hundreds of thousands slaughtered. It was all in good fun! Just joking around, guys! If this were sufficient provocation for war, the U.S. would own much of Central and South America at this point.

    And the USSR absolutely didn't lend support to murderous dictators across the world. Nope.

    Oh, I already know the response to this. "But the U.S. did it too! Waahh!" To which I say, "well, yeah we did." And I can already hear the, "but we HAD to do it to defend against your AGGRESSION towards us!" Yeah, I'm sure U.S. domination of Cuba was a big threat to the USSR. Massive. Same in Nicaragua. Chile. Bolivia. Huge swathes of Africa. Massive threats, that simply had to be met with Communist guerrilla forces who killed civilians by the truckload.

    If you're looking for saints, you won't find any. But you're not looking - you're manufacturing.

    1. Re:Oh please by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      By the way, you should really read more about the Afghanistan conflict before spewing out bullshit. I already answered that question anyway.

      All of the other examples that you cited have no legs to stand on. USSR didn't attack any of those countries but it was trying promote pro socialist governments, that is correct. It was giving out cash. Cuba, Nicaragua, Chile, Bolivia etc., there was no fighting between forces of those countries and the Soviet forces. Which cannot be said about forces of those countries and the USA military.

      Manufacturing in this case all came from the USA, it manufactured something for its citizens to be scared of and acted militarily.

    2. Re:Oh please by ChePibe · · Score: 1

      So, it's your position that the Soviets never used proxies to engage in violence in Cuba, Nicaragua, Chile, and Bolivia?

      And is it your position that the U.S. military has engaged in battle with Bolivia?

      Really?

      And I'm the one who should study history?

      You do realize that the USSR was "trying to promote pro-socialist governments" in many of these countries by funding and arming people responsible for death and destruction on a massive scale, right? And that the Soviets fully expected this in order to create their beautiful world, right?

      The Soviets provided constant material support and encouragement to groups that killed millions. It doesn't matter if Soviet troops were on the ground doing the killing or not in this case - they gave them money, they gave them guns, they gave their "pro-socialist" friends the go ahead, and they stood by and encouraged the slaughter of innocent civilians because these folks just weren't ready to live under a "pro-socialist" government.

      The truth is a hard thing to bear, but there it is.

  43. Population density by DrYak · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kill everyone and just take the oil.

    Well, at least that part is going to be easier in Greenland ...

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  44. Ice melitng by andrikos · · Score: 1

    Now it is clear!
    Ice in the poles do not melt because of global warming but because of nuclear weapon detonation.

    Nobel Peace Prize to Al Gore takes a whole new meaning now!

  45. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad.....FUNDS??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funds our economy, really?

          You mean "invests" in our economy and that means we are linked economically together, interdependently.

    You may wash the dog but you dont wag his tail and if you dont like it, come to know our 2nd ammendment when you send your UN invasion forces.

    In short fuck you and your motherland!

  46. Steven Spielberg is smiling by guerilla7 · · Score: 1

    Ah, Steven Spielberg already have a script ready for this story, most of his PA's are subscribed to slashdot, hence the cool ideas :-)

  47. Well, by that measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By that logic and rule, U.S. has been the only real superpower since WWII. We already ruled the world, therefore any conflict did not fall in the "imperialism" bucket since it was merely territory we already ruled.

    Also, I just found that up is down. Black is white. And that you're a genius!

  48. Sure, NOW you make fun... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    She's like an angry rabid animal. When she's caged up we taunt and make jokes, but it wouldn't be funny if she was out and posed a real threat, would it? It would be scary.

    She's going to run for President in the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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    1. Re:Sure, NOW you make fun... by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      She's going to run for President in the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

      Oh, stop the fear-mongering, someone who is that stupid would never be able to win 270 electoral vot..... oh, fuck.

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    2. Re:Sure, NOW you make fun... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      The Democratic Party should BE that lucky. She was the poster-child for Republican extremism and anti-intellectualism. Running her would be about as brilliant as sobering up another Bush to run.

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    3. Re:Sure, NOW you make fun... by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Remember, the Republican party is no longer the party of William F Buckley. It's now the party of Hannity, Limbaugh, et al.

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    4. Re:Sure, NOW you make fun... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      In any case, she'll split up the right-wing vote by grabbing all the "redneck votes" while more intelligent conservatives will vote for...anyone else. The GOP will tie her up in the broom closet around election time if they know what's good for them.

      At the end of the day you'll have a situation similar to what just happened in Canada - the vote from one side is split up and the other side wins with a united vote.

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  49. Lost 1? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And 63 years ago, they lost 2!

  50. Only one real reason to post... by DeskLazer · · Score: 1

    lolwut has to be my favorite tag for slashdot ever.

    but really, unsurprisingly, our government has lost TONS of stuff over the years, not limited to just hardware, but essential records and documents. there's no real idea of "safe" anything really. any hardware can break. any documents can be destroyed, and even if they stand the test of time, the place in which they are stored can come down without anyone knowing about it.

    considering how many renewal projects the world has had, what are the chances we're going to find another landfill with ET tapes or battlefield earth videos?

  51. It ain't the sand ... by Toad-san · · Score: 1

    Sand isn't the issue. It's that pesky water. Which terrorists are NOT expert at.

  52. The Trident by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Nuclear submarines aren't necessarily perfect. I'm not sure how good the Soviets ever got at tracking ours, but it's not inconceivable that if that was the only threat, a country could get pretty creative in tracking them, and come up with some sort of first strike to take them all out at once. Maybe with some type of undersea listening network like the U.S. had (has?) in the Atlantic.

    The thinking behind the nuclear "trident" of bombers, ICBMs, and submarines -- aside from keeping all three branches of the U.S. military (and the contractors that support them) happy, which is probably a large part -- is that it keeps your enemy from concentrating their energies behind a single defensive strategy. If you have all three, then your enemy would have to build a SAM and early-warning system to shoot down the bombers, anti-missile technology to intercept the ICBMs, and ASW systems to go after the submarines. It's not practical. But if you only had one, they'd be able to focus their efforts and might be able to produce a viable defense.

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  53. Stephen Harper? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    Are you sure you don't mean "that evil SOB Carse"?

  54. Is it the one on ebay? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    "For sale: One vintage 1960s nuclear bomb. Must have collectors item, great conversation piece. Slightly scratched and dented, some scorch marks. Low miles. Detonator not included. Private parties only, pickup only."

  55. Communist attacks after Stanin's death by cbraescu1 · · Score: 1

    "After the death of Stalin there was no new conquests, no new territories"

    (In no particular order)

    Cuba
    Nicaragua
    Chile
    Angola
    Mozambique
    Vietnam
    Indonesia

    There are others, fro sure, but these just popped up in my head as I was reading your uninformed post.

    The Communist attack against the free world was a constant after Stalin's death, not an exception.

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  56. That's right bitches! by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 1

    Denmark is a nuclear superpower now. Fear us!

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  57. You Laugh but by Irvu · · Score: 1

    At about the same time as part of Operation Plowshares the U.S. Military proposed using atomic bombs to dredge a harbor in Alaska. As is noted it was stopped over "concerns over the impact on the local population". Or rather the local native population's steadfast refusal to have atomic bombs detonated right next to their village.

    Lest you think this is silly though, as noted on the Project Chariot page, when faced with the direct refusal of the population to have a bomb detonated next to their home the Atomic Energy Agency just went ahead and irradiated the place anyway without telling anyone.

    Although the detonation never occurred, the site was radioactively contaminated by an experiment to estimate the effect on water sources of radioactive ejecta landing on tundra plants and subsequently washed down and carried away by rains. Material from a 1962 nuclear explosion at the Nevada Test Site was transported to the Chariot site in August 1962, used in several experiments, then buried. Thirty years later, the disposal was discovered in archival documents by a University of Alaska researcher. State officials immediately traveled to the site and found low levels of radioactivity at a depth of two feet (60 cm) in the burial mound. Outraged residents of the Inupiat village of Point Hope demanded the removal of the contaminated soil, which the government did at considerable expense.

    Assholes.

    See also here.

  58. could be in north korea by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    basing that on nothing but the similarity of your story with the fate of various japanese civilians over the years, and the fact that if they could have been caught by soviet patrols, that means they weren't in "the pacific", since that could mean easter island, but they were close by the russian mainland, which could also mean they were close to the north korean coastline

    north korea likes to capture foreign nationals, and just keep them, quietly. uggh

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_abductions_of_Japanese

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  59. Sometimes they do it for commerce too. by Irvu · · Score: 1

    Also, as reported here radiaton has been deliberately fed to children in Massachusetts. In this case it was part of a nutritional study by Quaker Oats and MIT to be able to argue that nutrition touches more of the body. As does radiation.

    Part of the days of Eugenics in America. Brougt to you by the Human Betterment Foundation

  60. insightful....really? by filthpickle · · Score: 1

    let's go around that circle

    you think that being from a small town means you are small minded, which is a rather small-minded view...are you from a small town?

    idiotic, yes. insightful, no.

    1. Re:insightful....really? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      So you really want to take this one on eh? You are positing that there are no statistical difference between voters of small, rural areas compared to urban ones? Most importantly, in rural areas, the standard deviation in beliefs is MUCH smaller than in urban areas. All I'm saying is that people from small towns tend to be small minded, mostly because they don't know any better, or because THEY DON'T MIND. I can't help it if you think it's a bad thing to be small minded, when all I said is people who are small minded often don't mind being so and living in a small town brings on a more homogenous culture

  61. You're wasting your time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy is Russian and thus he is convinced that his own country did no wrong in the cold war.

    At this point, he's probably coding malware for the Russian mob, so his discussion of morality is ironic.

  62. well said by filthpickle · · Score: 1

    THIS is insightful.

  63. In other news..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Polar Bears become a nuclear power.

  64. Actually, I have it.... by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Actually, I have it. I keep it at home. It's in my basement actually.

    It's right under the marijuana plants that I'm growing in the window.

    The local police came by a few years ago to take me away to prison. They weren't too clear about why they felt that they had to do this, but in the heat of the discussion the topic of the marijuana plants in the window did come up, IIRC.

    But when I showed them the hydrogen bomb that I keep in the basement, they just shut up and drove off. They haven't been back and no one since then has offered any opinions on my little garden.

    So if you too want to grow your own stash, then I suggest that you too get your butt down to the WalMart and pick up a few of these H-babies for your own basement.

    Hell, go to CostCo and get 100 for the price of 35!!!

  65. Oh really? by raehl · · Score: 1

    There are people like me that are from small towns that are not small-minded so the two are not exclusive.

    You may want to check your logic there. The existence of something that is A and not B does not show whether there is anything that is both A and B.

  66. Since we're into movie references ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    The US Military couldn't find that lost nuke because I already salvaged it and will use the components to build something far more dangerous than a conventional nuclear bomb.

    Well, if the device in question had a plutonium core, you could use it to power something far more dangerous than any atomic weapon:

    A DeLorean.

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    1. Re:Since we're into movie references ... by jamesjw · · Score: 1

      Obligatory "GREAT SCOTT!!! 1.21jiggawatts!!!" :)

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    2. Re:Since we're into movie references ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      "jiggawotss" is a correct pronounciation of "gigawatts". This relegates your joke to the position of only being funny to pretend-nerds, which is useful for figuring out who slashdot's posers are, but otherwise kind of sad. (The only thing sadder than quoting a shitty nerd movie is misquoting it in an un-nerdly way.)

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  67. Lost nukes in 1991 by Zolodoco · · Score: 1

    Since it highlights the safety concerns of putting nuclear warheads on aircraft, this seems like a good excuse to resurrect a faded story that didn't live past the UK arms deal scandal. Whether or not the U.S. has, ahem, only a small number of serious incidents in its past, there's no doubting that we're guilty of significant negligence in our handling of nuclear weapons.

    This first article was first published in July 2005, Lost Nuclear Warheads from a B-52 Now in Iran? and the second nearly a year later in April 2006, Cheney Violated International Law In Failing To Report The 1991 B-52 'Lost Nuke Incident' In Iran, According To Former Forensic Intelligence Officer. According to both, the incident involved W-69 SRAM warheads.

    Here we have then Senator and later Secretary of Defense William Cohen's timely comments in 1992 regarding the W-69 warhead:

    The Senator from Louisiana has pointed out--and I think very effectively, as has the Senator from New Mexico--that there are serious safety issues that have been raised... The Drell panel was the one that came to the conclusion that a substantial portion of our inventory still has major safety problems... The Senator from Louisiana started to deal with that, and he showed a photograph, which I did not see at the time, but perhaps it was that accident we had at Grand Forks Air Force Base, North Dakota, in 1980 with a B-52 bomber. That bomber was loaded with SRAM-A missiles, and the W-69 warhead on that SRAM-A missile is not equipped with insensitive high explosives, or with a fire resistant pit, or with the enhanced nuclear detonation safety systems. It has none of those safety systems. We were lucky in this particular tragedy. As I recall, it was Dan Rowen who used the expression `the fickle finger of fate.' We were spared a major catastrophe by that fickle finger of fate, because the wind was blowing the wrong way that day.

    So the Pentagon and perhaps the U.S. Senate Committee on Armed Services let a known safety problem and potential environmental disaster persist between 1980 and 1992 and more likely since the weapon's development in 1972. That doesn't exactly inspire confidence. I think their sudden interest in safer warheads in 1992 and the subsequent retirement of the W69 (pg 27) add credibility to the story's allegations. They may have been willing to overlook the risks until chance conspired to illustrate that it's also a proliferation risk. It'll be a few more decades before we admit that we actually lost them.

  68. Obligatory comments: by aqk · · Score: 1

    1. In Soviet Russia, bomb loses YOU!

    2. I, for one, bow to our new Greenland Inuit overlords.

    3. Profit!
    (Okay, I realize #3 doesn't make any sense, but I try to squeeze in as many obligatories as I can)

  69. Re:Imperialism Gone Mad.....FUNDS??? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

    So, whom is the USA borrowing money from again?

    If that 'investment' ever pays off is questionable, but what is totally not questionable is that the USA would be bankrupt a few times over without such investments.

    But hey, its soooo smart to tell people whom you happen to need to piss off...

    At any rate, people like you are the exact reason why there are many people on this planet who despise the USA (and yeah, they should despise people like you instead of an entire country)

    Oh, and your 2nd ammandment does not provide any protection against jetfighters, missiles and what not, and it is also not needed to enable a population to act against repressive government (see the French revolution, and many many many more revolutions arount the world for proof of that)

    Anyway, I doubt you understand any of this, considering the brilliant argumentation you presented.

  70. I Call Bushit by bratwiz · · Score: 1

    So why didn't Bush & Cheney use that as the excuse for their stupid war? Look, Saddaam Hussein is using his Navy to retrieve a 40-year old lost weapon of mass destruction.

    At least it would have been sort-of true.

  71. No need to worry? by GWRedDragon · · Score: 1

    Do we really have to be worried about this? How much margin for error is there when they build these things in terms of content of fissile material? Wouldn't radioactive decay have brought the total content of a 40-year old bomb under critical mass already?