Every American is wishing for the deaths of all their congressmen, especially after having to deal with the legislative poo-flinging budget circuses shown on C-span.
Everyone should establish an emergency preparedness kit and emergency plan for themselves and their family, and stay informed about what to do during an emergency. See more at Citizen Guidance on the Homeland Security Advisory System (PDF - 1 page, 132 KB)
All Americans should continue to be vigilant, take notice of their surroundings, and report suspicious items or activities to local authorities immediately.
The most obvious UI evolution, to be pioneered by Apple, allows you to perform all of your favorite computing tasks by stuffing your face with Doritio's and sweating.
Stuffing your face with Doritio's* what, dick? While sweating? Yeah, that's an Apple innovation.
* Doritio Rodriguez is an Ecuadoran immigrant and gay porn star who later found fame in California's San Fernando Valley
As an ardent Microsoft product user(they're better than Linux and they work too:), I have to agree.
Bitlocker hides all of my interspecies porn and evidence of my Ponzi schemes like a blanket over an underage ladyboy. And since I make lots of money and work for the Mormon church(they're kinda like Scientology except that they get 4 wives), it's not like anybody would be coming up to me asking to see those or anything, LOL!
Microsoft software is so good that their e-mail services don't allow those populist terrorists to hide in Tunisia, Egypt, and Yemen. Microsoft are an American icon, like Narus and AT&T are!
You know what is also good about Microsoft? They don't hire black people! No hootin' and hollerin' in that shop, nosiree. In fact, the Windows 7 EULA specifically states that,
"If your skin is darker than a paper grocery bag, you must immediately return this product in exchange for its equivalent value in food stamps"
It's no wonder why increasing numbers of Slashdot(a forum for linux and unux geeks) are seeing the light and converting to Microsoft software for their computing needs.
Slashdot's hiring process is no different than that of any other modern American tech company: post a flyer of the job description ("Editors must be fluent in English, with strong proofreading skills and interest in the tech sector") on the inside of a utility closet door, leaving it up for 24 hours to comply with American labor law, before promtly removing it.
Then they hire 3 cent / hr. Indians to do the editing from overseas, citing a "lack of qualified domestic candidates." The only exception is Timothy, whose real name is Amit Sharon, who works straight from Israel as part of Mossad's American Media Subversion Division.
Homosex is as natural as heterosex in that it is widely seen across species as a bonding behavior, but is condemned by religious morons because they don't allow pleasure that does not directly result in reproduction. Religious morons like to say how humans are "above" the other animals, even as so many religious laws revolve around basal breeding.
Homosex is well-documented, but it doesn't make babies so it is bad. Rape was a property crime put into place to ensure that the wife would have only husband's baby. Incest(even between two willing similar-aged siblings) is taboo because it has the potential to make retarded babies(the British Isles, for example).
Additionally, I have the source code to the 'Gay Cure' app:
print("Put down the iPhone and back away slowly...");
Street value of the cocaine - 4.2g * $40/g = $168. That amount of cocaine is a little too much for one person to use(though Stevie Ray Vaughan used 4g/day peak) or carry, unless they were a dealer.
That amount was most likely used as a communal coffee pot, but instead of cups everybody was getting bumps. Coke was synonymous with the '80's and early '90's, the good old days of Silicon Valley and the tech sector in general. Not all are willing to let go of those days.
Finally a joke: Maybe those astronauts did have the White Stuff, eh? Eh?
"Better algorithms to spot patterns and trends...was but one of the talking points DHS chief Janet Napolitano focused on in a lecture on the role of science and technology at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology today."
I suggest that students heed this warning, because they never grew up with any real protest: Potential DHS agents, future government data-miners, all you silver-spoon kids who wanna be Jack Bauer -- when the popular revolt comes to the USA(and it will, in 5-10 years), you will join the popular revolt or the snitches will be first against the wall. There will be legions of disgruntled Middle-East war vets, paranoid militiamen, and straight gangsta freedom fighters with nothing to lose roaming the streets with copious amounts of ammo, gunning for you. Shit yourselves now, while you have the chance.
Our popular revolt will begin as quickly as the Los Angeles riots did, and it will not cease until all treasonous corporate pigs and their lapdoggies(anybody who works for or plans to work for a 3-letter agency or contractor -- and the military must not intervene) are sodomized with rusty chainsaws.
Please remind me to invest in atomic clock manufacturers.
Why to the Japanese always get the short end of the shit stick when it comes to nuclear power? Also - earthquakes and tsunamis courtesy of underwater nuclear detonations along fault lines. Reconstruction courtesy of Halliburton and subsidaries with special guest Disaster Capitalism(tm).
When this was mentioned on Slashdot before, it was suggested that the state of Utah was chosen because of its foreign language expertise in the form of Mormon missionaries. It's also widely believed that the majority of FBI agents (and possibly those of other agencies) are either Catholic or Mormon, both demoninations of Christianity reknowned for their pedophilia and/or polygamy.
In response to your grandparent, we in California deal with this water shortage scare bullshit all the time. They tell us constantly that we have to conserve and install flushless urinals in our buildings. San Diego Metro is trying to shove a 19.7 percent increase in water rates up our asses. Meanwhile, in North County(the part of San Diego where all the rich conservative Christians and Jews live) there is have lush, rainforest-esque vegitation irrigated all over the neighborhoods, medians, and on both sides of the freeways.
Consumer Linux is bigger than it's ever been, and growing rapidly.
The malware writers will shift their focus to mobile devices rather than desktop Linux. That's good news to home Linux users who value privacy and don't give a fuck about smartphones and yapping about incessant bullshit 24/7.
In fact, I'm fucking somebody who literally keeps waking up in the middle of the night just to text her friends about how I stuffed her with my fat dick. Annoying.
Most of the trolls here are probably regular users, some seasoned vets with excellent karma, who simply want to get a rise out of people. We're different from those other lonely "Lol I Trol U's" who are empty inside, analagous to schoolyard children who like to befriend others by pulling their hair. Our lives are rich.
A need for acceptance is the only correct thing said about trolls - though we trolls want to spice up our lives with harmless fun, and when you ignore or censure us we chuckle and move on, and that is why many otherwise good users set up sockpuppets made for the purpose of trolling. Others like me also post excellent comments on occasion and prefer to play the mod and karma system like a video game. By accident. I am too lazy to manage sockpuppet accounts and personas. Shit's fucking stupid? Post that it's fucking stupid. Many posters here still believe in gods and they ride bicycles into city streets. But do you have an opportunity to say something intelligent because the subject matter falls under your area of expertise? +5.
We tricksters have trolling in our blood. Everybody loves a good prank, and there's nothing more exciting than posting the same tired nigger troll (though style points are awarded for more original trolls) knowing at least one dumbass is gonna become angry and throw a fit about it. All the Augustus Gloops and other asswipe offspring of baby-boomers, Lysol-sprayers, and hand-sanitizers. Those motherfuckers. Fuck 'em.
A supposedly intelligent person claimed that blacks are at least as intelligent as whites because they are so "innovative." His example was that blacks would take an old steel oil-drum...and turn it into something useful...
The white man had made the steel oil-drum as a means of transporting oil around the world. This involved creating... industrial technology...developing mining...a world-wide trading network...international credit...telephonic and satellite communications...
[Blacks] turn it upside-down and hit it with sticks!
Well, you racist motherfucker. Let me explain something - Women don't give a shit about business or politics or trading networks or the pathetic substitution of investments for passion and penis size.
Women want attention, and they want to be treated respectfully. You know that trophy wife of yours, the one who married your fat ass because of your wealth? The one you never pay any attention to because you're too busy counting your gold coins, Scrooge? She fucked that steel drum player during your last cruise to Jamaica. Ol' "Black Barry" Shackleford looked after her emotional needs when you would not - she learned how to dance and rediscovered how to live life near that small bonfire on the beach, all while you were holed up in your hotel room talking business and obsessing over your share prices.
He touched her in places you never could, in your wildest dreams. Now she lays in bed with you, unhappy and dull and limp as your dick. You're too blind to notice because you are devoid of all rhythm and passion. Do you feel your wife growing distant from you? She won't even accompany you to the corporate Christmas parties or even spend time with your kids anymore. All that "girl time" she claims to be spending with her friends is really spent being dilated by a ridiculously huge pole the length and girth of a 24 oz. can of Mickey's. She comes home at 5 in the morning with chlorine in her breath and an acrid must dripping from every pore of her body.
You would not have to explain to your kids why mommy left the three of you had you simply paid attention to her and danced with her once in awhile. But look at her quality of life since she left all of you! She lives modestly married to Barry, vibrant, smiling, giggling, with their four beautiful brown children. She wants nothing to do with you. All because you sold steel drums instead of played them. You will live out the rest of your life desperately paying prostitutes while shouldering the guilt of your homosexual sons.
One time I living in a Los Angeles dormitory and heading down the stairs to relax in the jacuzzi with my 40-ounce bottle of Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor and a weekly reader. Already sitting in the jacuzzi was a young black man with a young black woman sitting and bouncing in his lap with the bottom of her bathing suit pulled to one side.
I said, "hello" to both of them in passing and sat in the jacuzzi with them, sprawling out my weekly reader and cracking open my 40 of Mickey's. Note that they were sitting opposite to me but both facing inward towards the center of the jacuzzi while I was facing outward towards my reader and 40 on the deck. I felt the subtle waves from her bouncing but paid no mind as I drank my 40 and continued to read my reader. I repeatedly urinated silently into the jacuzzi, not considering that the wet mandala was rapidly becoming a cesspool of urine and god knows whatever else. Being oblivious but polite, I turned around and looked them both in the eye and extended my forty-in-hand before asking them if they wanted a sip. Both of them said, "No thanks" before I turned back around to read and drink.
By this time, I had noticed that they were pausing with much more frequency. It wasn't until my third(or fourth?) urination that I noticed that they were both still, grumbling. I was curious but their privacy had to be respected -- and so I sat in silence reading my reader. The man then said, "I don't think we should be doing this here," and the woman was saying something to the effect of, "What's wrong, baby? Is it me?"
They both eventually stepped out of the jacuzzi with frustrated looks on their faces. I guess it is kinda gross to be bathing in one's own urine, but everybody pees in those anyway.
Jeepers, you was the guy stringin' the tin cans across the telephone wire like that! The mayor's purty pissed about his news of his cheatin' getting all over town, they say he's been knockin' boots wtih a Moolie!
But I had to give them up after they gave me insatiable urges to watch Kung-fu movies, eat fried chicken and watermelon, leer at overweight Caucasian women, steal things, decorate my house with animal prints, install subwoofers and gold rims on my Geo Metro and crank'em 'till the trunk and doors rattled off, sue my employer for discrimination, dance (very well), buckle my pants below my buttcheeks, develop great muscle tone, grow a big dick, play ball for the NFL and the NBA, watch BET, join NAACP, and braid my hair...
That's why you're an Emo. "Emo" is shorthand for "appeal to EMOtion", which is a common logical fallacy authorities use to render docile passive people like yourself. And, judging from the content of your post above, it seems that you have a nasty case of Stockholm Syndrome.
Spineless folks like you will not be effective when the shit hits the fan on the day the increasingly-oppressive government went too far. Perhaps you can do your part and post a viral video of yourself on Youtube:
" How dare you F*cking federal government people cut of my access to Perez Hilton!!!!1!!!! "
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Every American is wishing for the deaths of all their congressmen, especially after having to deal with the legislative poo-flinging budget circuses shown on C-span.
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Holy fuck! We're all gonna die!
The most obvious UI evolution, to be pioneered by Apple, allows you to perform all of your favorite computing tasks by stuffing your face with Doritio's and sweating.
Stuffing your face with Doritio's* what, dick? While sweating? Yeah, that's an Apple innovation.
* Doritio Rodriguez is an Ecuadoran immigrant and gay porn star who later found fame in California's San Fernando Valley
Bitlocker hides all of my interspecies porn and evidence of my Ponzi schemes like a blanket over an underage ladyboy. And since I make lots of money and work for the Mormon church(they're kinda like Scientology except that they get 4 wives), it's not like anybody would be coming up to me asking to see those or anything, LOL!
Microsoft software is so good that their e-mail services don't allow those populist terrorists to hide in Tunisia, Egypt, and Yemen. Microsoft are an American icon, like Narus and AT&T are!
You know what is also good about Microsoft? They don't hire black people! No hootin' and hollerin' in that shop, nosiree. In fact, the Windows 7 EULA specifically states that,
"If your skin is darker than a paper grocery bag, you must immediately return this product in exchange for its equivalent value in food stamps"
It's no wonder why increasing numbers of Slashdot(a forum for linux and unux geeks) are seeing the light and converting to Microsoft software for their computing needs.
I posted this generic reply to you the Microsoft shill posting in a Microsoft shill discussion because I wanted everyone to see my post.
Now mod me up, motherfuckers.
Slashdot's hiring process is no different than that of any other modern American tech company: post a flyer of the job description ("Editors must be fluent in English, with strong proofreading skills and interest in the tech sector") on the inside of a utility closet door, leaving it up for 24 hours to comply with American labor law, before promtly removing it.
Then they hire 3 cent / hr. Indians to do the editing from overseas, citing a "lack of qualified domestic candidates." The only exception is Timothy, whose real name is Amit Sharon, who works straight from Israel as part of Mossad's American Media Subversion Division.
Honestly, I can't understand it fully
Homosex is as natural as heterosex in that it is widely seen across species as a bonding behavior, but is condemned by religious morons because they don't allow pleasure that does not directly result in reproduction. Religious morons like to say how humans are "above" the other animals, even as so many religious laws revolve around basal breeding.
Homosex is well-documented, but it doesn't make babies so it is bad. Rape was a property crime put into place to ensure that the wife would have only husband's baby. Incest(even between two willing similar-aged siblings) is taboo because it has the potential to make retarded babies(the British Isles, for example).
Additionally, I have the source code to the 'Gay Cure' app:
Street value of the cocaine - 4.2g * $40/g = $168. That amount of cocaine is a little too much for one person to use(though Stevie Ray Vaughan used 4g/day peak) or carry, unless they were a dealer.
That amount was most likely used as a communal coffee pot, but instead of cups everybody was getting bumps. Coke was synonymous with the '80's and early '90's, the good old days of Silicon Valley and the tech sector in general. Not all are willing to let go of those days.
Finally a joke: Maybe those astronauts did have the White Stuff, eh? Eh?
Ooops! We did it again!
[trombone] Wa wa waaaaaaa! [/trombone]
"Better algorithms to spot patterns and trends...was but one of the talking points DHS chief Janet Napolitano focused on in a lecture on the role of science and technology at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology today."
I suggest that students heed this warning, because they never grew up with any real protest: Potential DHS agents, future government data-miners, all you silver-spoon kids who wanna be Jack Bauer -- when the popular revolt comes to the USA(and it will, in 5-10 years), you will join the popular revolt or the snitches will be first against the wall. There will be legions of disgruntled Middle-East war vets, paranoid militiamen, and straight gangsta freedom fighters with nothing to lose roaming the streets with copious amounts of ammo, gunning for you. Shit yourselves now, while you have the chance.
Our popular revolt will begin as quickly as the Los Angeles riots did, and it will not cease until all treasonous corporate pigs and their lapdoggies(anybody who works for or plans to work for a 3-letter agency or contractor -- and the military must not intervene) are sodomized with rusty chainsaws.
Please remind me to invest in atomic clock manufacturers.
Why to the Japanese always get the short end of the shit stick when it comes to nuclear power? Also - earthquakes and tsunamis courtesy of underwater nuclear detonations along fault lines. Reconstruction courtesy of Halliburton and subsidaries with special guest Disaster Capitalism(tm).
When this was mentioned on Slashdot before, it was suggested that the state of Utah was chosen because of its foreign language expertise in the form of Mormon missionaries. It's also widely believed that the majority of FBI agents (and possibly those of other agencies) are either Catholic or Mormon, both demoninations of Christianity reknowned for their pedophilia and/or polygamy.
In response to your grandparent, we in California deal with this water shortage scare bullshit all the time. They tell us constantly that we have to conserve and install flushless urinals in our buildings. San Diego Metro is trying to shove a 19.7 percent increase in water rates up our asses. Meanwhile, in North County(the part of San Diego where all the rich conservative Christians and Jews live) there is have lush, rainforest-esque vegitation irrigated all over the neighborhoods, medians, and on both sides of the freeways.
Consumer Linux is bigger than it's ever been, and growing rapidly.
The malware writers will shift their focus to mobile devices rather than desktop Linux. That's good news to home Linux users who value privacy and don't give a fuck about smartphones and yapping about incessant bullshit 24/7.
In fact, I'm fucking somebody who literally keeps waking up in the middle of the night just to text her friends about how I stuffed her with my fat dick. Annoying.
Most of the trolls here are probably regular users, some seasoned vets with excellent karma, who simply want to get a rise out of people. We're different from those other lonely "Lol I Trol U's" who are empty inside, analagous to schoolyard children who like to befriend others by pulling their hair. Our lives are rich.
A need for acceptance is the only correct thing said about trolls - though we trolls want to spice up our lives with harmless fun, and when you ignore or censure us we chuckle and move on, and that is why many otherwise good users set up sockpuppets made for the purpose of trolling. Others like me also post excellent comments on occasion and prefer to play the mod and karma system like a video game. By accident. I am too lazy to manage sockpuppet accounts and personas. Shit's fucking stupid? Post that it's fucking stupid. Many posters here still believe in gods and they ride bicycles into city streets. But do you have an opportunity to say something intelligent because the subject matter falls under your area of expertise? +5.
We tricksters have trolling in our blood. Everybody loves a good prank, and there's nothing more exciting than posting the same tired nigger troll (though style points are awarded for more original trolls) knowing at least one dumbass is gonna become angry and throw a fit about it. All the Augustus Gloops and other asswipe offspring of baby-boomers, Lysol-sprayers, and hand-sanitizers. Those motherfuckers. Fuck 'em.
But, he was born in Ankara. And, shit, it's only the left hand.
Who uses their left hand, anyway?
No you're not, you're Stewie repackaged with less lovability and a more annoying accent.
A supposedly intelligent person claimed that blacks are at least as intelligent as whites because they are so "innovative." His example was that blacks would take an old steel oil-drum...and turn it into something useful...
The white man had made the steel oil-drum as a means of transporting oil around the world. This involved creating... industrial technology...developing mining...a world-wide trading network...international credit...telephonic and satellite communications...
[Blacks] turn it upside-down and hit it with sticks!
Well, you racist motherfucker. Let me explain something - Women don't give a shit about business or politics or trading networks or the pathetic substitution of investments for passion and penis size.
Women want attention, and they want to be treated respectfully. You know that trophy wife of yours, the one who married your fat ass because of your wealth? The one you never pay any attention to because you're too busy counting your gold coins, Scrooge? She fucked that steel drum player during your last cruise to Jamaica. Ol' "Black Barry" Shackleford looked after her emotional needs when you would not - she learned how to dance and rediscovered how to live life near that small bonfire on the beach, all while you were holed up in your hotel room talking business and obsessing over your share prices.
He touched her in places you never could, in your wildest dreams. Now she lays in bed with you, unhappy and dull and limp as your dick. You're too blind to notice because you are devoid of all rhythm and passion. Do you feel your wife growing distant from you? She won't even accompany you to the corporate Christmas parties or even spend time with your kids anymore. All that "girl time" she claims to be spending with her friends is really spent being dilated by a ridiculously huge pole the length and girth of a 24 oz. can of Mickey's. She comes home at 5 in the morning with chlorine in her breath and an acrid must dripping from every pore of her body.
You would not have to explain to your kids why mommy left the three of you had you simply paid attention to her and danced with her once in awhile. But look at her quality of life since she left all of you! She lives modestly married to Barry, vibrant, smiling, giggling, with their four beautiful brown children. She wants nothing to do with you. All because you sold steel drums instead of played them. You will live out the rest of your life desperately paying prostitutes while shouldering the guilt of your homosexual sons.
One time I living in a Los Angeles dormitory and heading down the stairs to relax in the jacuzzi with my 40-ounce bottle of Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor and a weekly reader. Already sitting in the jacuzzi was a young black man with a young black woman sitting and bouncing in his lap with the bottom of her bathing suit pulled to one side.
I said, "hello" to both of them in passing and sat in the jacuzzi with them, sprawling out my weekly reader and cracking open my 40 of Mickey's. Note that they were sitting opposite to me but both facing inward towards the center of the jacuzzi while I was facing outward towards my reader and 40 on the deck. I felt the subtle waves from her bouncing but paid no mind as I drank my 40 and continued to read my reader. I repeatedly urinated silently into the jacuzzi, not considering that the wet mandala was rapidly becoming a cesspool of urine and god knows whatever else. Being oblivious but polite, I turned around and looked them both in the eye and extended my forty-in-hand before asking them if they wanted a sip. Both of them said, "No thanks" before I turned back around to read and drink.
By this time, I had noticed that they were pausing with much more frequency. It wasn't until my third(or fourth?) urination that I noticed that they were both still, grumbling. I was curious but their privacy had to be respected -- and so I sat in silence reading my reader. The man then said, "I don't think we should be doing this here," and the woman was saying something to the effect of, "What's wrong, baby? Is it me?"
They both eventually stepped out of the jacuzzi with frustrated looks on their faces. I guess it is kinda gross to be bathing in one's own urine, but everybody pees in those anyway.
For example, is does any organization...
I dunno paw, is does they?
I'm a security professional...
Jeepers, you was the guy stringin' the tin cans across the telephone wire like that! The mayor's purty pissed about his news of his cheatin' getting all over town, they say he's been knockin' boots wtih a Moolie!
Forties are gooood.
...to name a few.
But I had to give them up after they gave me insatiable urges to watch Kung-fu movies, eat fried chicken and watermelon, leer at overweight Caucasian women, steal things, decorate my house with animal prints, install subwoofers and gold rims on my Geo Metro and crank'em 'till the trunk and doors rattled off, sue my employer for discrimination, dance (very well), buckle my pants below my buttcheeks, develop great muscle tone, grow a big dick, play ball for the NFL and the NBA, watch BET, join NAACP, and braid my hair...
Uh, you do realize that overweight middle-aged women and senior citizens are the only Americans who vote, right?
The Muslim world at large has no desire to oppress women the way Saudi does; more women than men work in Morocco...
Like Ruby?
for example, and Pakistan and Bangladesh had women Prime Ministers
Well, Benazir Bhutto is a rather bad example. Things didn't work out so well for her.
Cairo is the Hollywood of the middle east, home to a large music and film industry and even scantily dressed women.
But all of the closeted gay royal Saudis go to Bahrain for their DTF("down-to-fuck") restroom encounters.
Ha, that's rich. Older, patched, more stable versions Just Work(tm).
The newer versions are the critical bugs caused by shiny new shit syndrome.
Spineless folks like you will not be effective when the shit hits the fan on the day the increasingly-oppressive government went too far. Perhaps you can do your part and post a viral video of yourself on Youtube:
" How dare you F*cking federal government people cut of my access to Perez Hilton!!!!1!!!! "
Only if they catch you.