You gotta wonder what's going through the horse's mind when it happens:
Man, that two-legger sure has a nice mane. Hey, what's she doin' goin' under me like that for? Hey, Hey! She's handling the thing I pee with! Uh...I dunno what she's doin' to it but I'm feeling all tingly...huh. Huh. Hrrrhrrhrrhrrhrr. Prprprprprprprprrrr...ReeHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
Whoa, Nelly! That was much better than my weekly apple!
That's typical fed idiocy, but it's not invading your privacy...at least until you get a letter back from them:
"Dear business, it appears that one of your online database connections was made with your 401st install of Microsoft Windows 7(R). According to the BSA, your business owns only 400 licenses.
Who the fuck is that breaking down our doors? Do they have badges?! What the fuck? This is America! Not Germany in 1939!
Get down on the fucking ground. Now. NOW! Hands behind your head. FBI/ICE/BSA Joint Intellectual Property task force...I said DON'T FUCKING MOVE! Back up the breadbox, we got servers to sieze...I bet the communist pinkos were even downloading music too...illegally...for FREE.
But, but...we PAID for that extra license!
Hey, who's got the gun and the boot on your neck...you, or ME? I used to work for Blackwater, I can do whatever the fuck I want! I work for the DHS and I hide meth and illegals in my house and I don't afraid of anything!
Barack Hussein Obama: Yeah, we can do whatever we want. Sorry guys...Hope and change! Schlimma-shlamma ding-dong!
That's exactly it. Responding to both you and your comment's parent, it's all to easy for us Westerners to point our finger at China for draconian censorship laws and even boot camps for treating computer addiction all without realizing that such measures may be necessary because the cultural characteristics enable increased predisposition to zealotry.
It's a double-edged sword. If, as the stereotype goes, Chinese kids are able to study and be good at math and avoid all social interaction for 18 hours a day, then why would it be so difficult to imagine them playing video games in a similarly passionate manner? You sure as hell couldn't find any American kids with that kind of dedication to anything.
On a related note, I was fellated earlier at around 9:30pm Pacific time. My friends cousin came over for a few beers and, don't you know, we were soon studying Chinese foreign policy under candlelight and covers. She doesn't f*ck on the first date, but man, does she s*ck on the first date. Had to pull the sheets outta my ass afterward.
In summa, we all must exercise restraint when laying judgement on the actions of cultures other than our own. Thank you all for reading.
That's one of my main goals in life as well. Sad thing is, if the fuckers did somewhat of a right thing in the first place, none of us would be pining for the days when we would have them up against the wall.
I'm gonna love beating the shit out of Britney Spears and squatting in her house, shitting in her toilet and smoking all of her meth.
As long as people like you reply to those posts, yes. I speak with authority because I am active grey-hat professional Slashdot troll, though I did not compose that post or make any discussion posts other than this one.
Back on topic - let these protests be a warning, an eerie foreshadowing, to the American government. You can only push people so far before they have nothing to lose and lash out like cornered feral animals. Unlike the Chinese, who've grown used to the shit, even young Americans have grown up with relatives who fought in World War II, who still believe in the wholesome ideals of living in the land of the free, home of the brave. True Red-blooded Americans do not approve of the cancerous behavior of the American government and its attack-dogs the intelligence services; who had better rethink their oppressive greed-ridden manipulation of us at home as well as those affected by their incessant meddling abroad, and fast.
the law-enforcement agencies can turn around and demand that data to intimidate, harass, and persecute us.
Oh yeah, well I like watching women suck horse cocks.
Do you hear me, NSA? Your perverted agents are jacking off to captures of my screen showing videos of women sucking horse cocks, aren't they? But they're allowed to watch it obsessively all day and go home and ejaculate to the thought of horse cocks while making love to their wives because they're not the ones who clicked those links, were they? You sick, sick fucks.
What you gonna do, tell my wife? She's a furry. What you gonna do, tell my boyfriend? He's a furry. What you gonna do, tell my employer? My HR manager is a sadistic pedophile. So fuck you, NSA.
It's MIT, that gang of losers are going to try to justify their bloated tuitions and lack of real-world experience with, "But I graduated from MIT!"
MIT alumni sure can't teach for shit(my professor was one of them, he explained what should've been a 2-step physics problem in 10 steps, congrats brainiac, ever hear of the square root of two?), and the ones who were accepted at age 18 or 19 aren't going to be of any use to the world right off the bat, unless they continue to swim in their own little ponds of acadeima's comfort).
Yeah? Well take a look at Al-Jazeera and then take a look at CNN.
With CNN, we have in the second row:
What a first week
An eclectic mix of superstar guests this week talked with Piers Morgan about love, war and everything in between.
Stern: I don't like Jay Leno Video
Rice: Be ready for 3 a.m. call Video
Oprah: I'm never getting married"
Al-Jazeera, who may be biased and ignore pop culture B.S. on the front page; or CNN and FoxNews who give priority to celebrity diversion. I can't take credit for pointing that out, that comparison was brought to light in 4chan's/b/ years ago...and it still hasn't changed.
Anyone knowledgeable enough on the subject to speculate on the implications or interesting uses of this technology?
First, read the article. It will work like this: pixel(s) report(s) a spike, gun platform rotates theta and phi and then fires on the pixel(s) which reported the spike. The Arab problem will be solved a piece at a time.
Being a paid subscriber does not give you special license to be a troll. Trust me, I know.
If you post a blatantly trollish comment, you will find that your troll comment will be rightly mod-bombed, but your previous 4 or 5 comments will have been mod-bombed to -1 regardless of their merit(editors have unlimited mod points and they will not hesitate to "bitch-slap" you, in their own words, if too many crybabies complain about your deviation from the status quo -- and believe me, there are a lot of crybabies here).
That is how your karma will get raped and your privileges stripped. I speak with authority because I am the second best* professional troll on Slashdot, the best being Jocktroll. I also thank the numerous anonymous trolls out there for making Slashdot's banality more bearable(I recognize your style, Bigblacknigger -- keep kickin' anon).
* Admittedly past my prime due to relative sobriety and a decent job
It would've been perfect for Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. For those of you who don't know (from the Wikipedia):
The location brings in the need to rely upon native flora and fauna to survive.[16] This is manifested in a stamina gauge, which constantly depletes during gameplay.[11] Failure to restore the gauge by eating has detrimental effects on gameplay, such as decreasing Snake's ability to aim his weapon and being heard by the enemy due to Snake's loud stomach grumbles.[16] Food can be stored in the backpack until it is needed. However, some types of food rot over time, and consuming rotten foods may result in Snake developing a stomach ache, causing the stamina gauge to deplete faster.
And other in-game foods, especially poisonous ones, taste(though what we "taste" is mostly smell anyway) like crap right off the bat.
I'm thinkin' of something that tastes like sodium and tomato juice, with faint hints of onion and vinegar. Maybe floral accents, depending on what it was stuffed with. We used to eat it all the time back in the day...anybody remember what it was? Hey, what happened to my asterisk?
We still have ITAR to be followed. It's how the State Department plays favorites.
I speak with authority because my employer makes such technology(in the sensors and lasers category) and the stuff we sell to China is reduced-accuracy by law.
When you enjoy Slashdot and are conveniently censured(banned from posting for weeks despite being a paid subscriber) for weeks at a time, from a forum which claims to support freedom of speech, yeah; something's up.
I've noticed that Timothy has been banning me for days, even weeks, at a time; because I exposed him as a Jew years ago. See the last article and other Israel-related articles on his watch as proof. Years ago, he made the mistake of posting in a discussion his trip to Israel.
See you all in a month. It's been good knowing you.
That's expected from my Slashdot foe. There are many reasons why, in the novels, Clarice joined him. There are reasons why he got off on insanity rather than cold-blooded murder. Learn to read, not just watch the movies, then come back and tell me that Lecter had "no redeeming qualities whatsoever."
I wasn't advocating war, just explaining the priority issues of my comment's parent.
As a patriot from a military family, I'm fucking pissed at my government and their ill-informed, greed-ridden, oppressive, misguided decisions. Being a common-sense American living in San Diego is a lot like being a German Jew in 1939.
As a diehard Hannibal lecter freak, I must correct you. In the novel, Lecter says, "A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone."
Another interesting bit of trivia is that, at the end the novel Hannibal, Lecter doesn't feed Krendler his own brain like he does in the movies. Instead, Lecter and Clarice both eat Krendler's brain before Clarice elopes with him.
Lecter doesn't curse often, but the results are amusing when he does: "Your [murdered] brother Carlo must smell worse than you do -- he shit when I cut him." (Hannibal)
One more thing - Hannibal is by far the baddest fictional antihero ever. He would literally eat that whiny moralfag Rorshach for breakfast.
Your Rights Online: Tunisian Gov't Spies On Facebook; Does the US?
Silly submitter, the government doesn't spy on Facebook, the government uses Facebook to spy on you. Now that the typical Slashdot pedantry is outta the way, isn't the whole point of Facebook to spy on people anyway?
Slashdot Mirror
You gotta wonder what's going through the horse's mind when it happens:
Man, that two-legger sure has a nice mane. Hey, what's she doin' goin' under me like that for? Hey, Hey! She's handling the thing I pee with! Uh...I dunno what she's doin' to it but I'm feeling all tingly...huh. Huh. Hrrrhrrhrrhrrhrr. Prprprprprprprprrrr...ReeHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
Whoa, Nelly! That was much better than my weekly apple!
"Dear business, it appears that one of your online database connections was made with your 401st install of Microsoft Windows 7(R). According to the BSA, your business owns only 400 licenses.
Who the fuck is that breaking down our doors? Do they have badges?! What the fuck? This is America! Not Germany in 1939!
Get down on the fucking ground. Now. NOW! Hands behind your head. FBI/ICE/BSA Joint Intellectual Property task force...I said DON'T FUCKING MOVE! Back up the breadbox, we got servers to sieze...I bet the communist pinkos were even downloading music too...illegally...for FREE.
But, but...we PAID for that extra license!
Hey, who's got the gun and the boot on your neck...you, or ME? I used to work for Blackwater, I can do whatever the fuck I want! I work for the DHS and I hide meth and illegals in my house and I don't afraid of anything!
Barack Hussein Obama: Yeah, we can do whatever we want. Sorry guys...Hope and change! Schlimma-shlamma ding-dong!
That's exactly it. Responding to both you and your comment's parent, it's all to easy for us Westerners to point our finger at China for draconian censorship laws and even boot camps for treating computer addiction all without realizing that such measures may be necessary because the cultural characteristics enable increased predisposition to zealotry.
It's a double-edged sword. If, as the stereotype goes, Chinese kids are able to study and be good at math and avoid all social interaction for 18 hours a day, then why would it be so difficult to imagine them playing video games in a similarly passionate manner? You sure as hell couldn't find any American kids with that kind of dedication to anything.
On a related note, I was fellated earlier at around 9:30pm Pacific time. My friends cousin came over for a few beers and, don't you know, we were soon studying Chinese foreign policy under candlelight and covers. She doesn't f*ck on the first date, but man, does she s*ck on the first date. Had to pull the sheets outta my ass afterward.
In summa, we all must exercise restraint when laying judgement on the actions of cultures other than our own. Thank you all for reading.
That's one of my main goals in life as well. Sad thing is, if the fuckers did somewhat of a right thing in the first place, none of us would be pining for the days when we would have them up against the wall.
I'm gonna love beating the shit out of Britney Spears and squatting in her house, shitting in her toilet and smoking all of her meth.
Call the United States Marines. They're not known for their aircrew, but their hot-dog pilots are among the best in the land.
They'll cut the cable for you so you can pick your loot up on a flatbed and...
(5) Profit!
Back on topic - let these protests be a warning, an eerie foreshadowing, to the American government. You can only push people so far before they have nothing to lose and lash out like cornered feral animals. Unlike the Chinese, who've grown used to the shit, even young Americans have grown up with relatives who fought in World War II, who still believe in the wholesome ideals of living in the land of the free, home of the brave. True Red-blooded Americans do not approve of the cancerous behavior of the American government and its attack-dogs the intelligence services; who had better rethink their oppressive greed-ridden manipulation of us at home as well as those affected by their incessant meddling abroad, and fast.
Paraphrasing Jocktroll:
"...they can't buy their way out of a grave."
No, but they're still classified as cruel and unusual punishment.
the law-enforcement agencies can turn around and demand that data to intimidate, harass, and persecute us.
Oh yeah, well I like watching women suck horse cocks.
Do you hear me, NSA? Your perverted agents are jacking off to captures of my screen showing videos of women sucking horse cocks, aren't they? But they're allowed to watch it obsessively all day and go home and ejaculate to the thought of horse cocks while making love to their wives because they're not the ones who clicked those links, were they? You sick, sick fucks.
What you gonna do, tell my wife? She's a furry. What you gonna do, tell my boyfriend? He's a furry. What you gonna do, tell my employer? My HR manager is a sadistic pedophile. So fuck you, NSA.
They don't show the number of comments to prevent first post trolls.
p.s. FIRST POST and FUCK your new layout!
It's MIT, that gang of losers are going to try to justify their bloated tuitions and lack of real-world experience with, "But I graduated from MIT!"
MIT alumni sure can't teach for shit(my professor was one of them, he explained what should've been a 2-step physics problem in 10 steps, congrats brainiac, ever hear of the square root of two?), and the ones who were accepted at age 18 or 19 aren't going to be of any use to the world right off the bat, unless they continue to swim in their own little ponds of acadeima's comfort).
As an American patriot, I give my thanks to your common sense.
May the religious nutbags wipe each other out. Let them re-enact the Revelation they've been itching for. Let them find their rapture in their deaths.
If you know what life is worth, you will look for yours on Earth
-- Bob Marley
What a first week
An eclectic mix of superstar guests this week talked with Piers Morgan about love, war and everything in between.
Stern: I don't like Jay Leno Video
Rice: Be ready for 3 a.m. call Video
Oprah: I'm never getting married"
Al-Jazeera, who may be biased and ignore pop culture B.S. on the front page; or CNN and FoxNews who give priority to celebrity diversion. I can't take credit for pointing that out, that comparison was brought to light in 4chan's /b/ years ago...and it still hasn't changed.
Harumph, idiot America.
Anyone knowledgeable enough on the subject to speculate on the implications or interesting uses of this technology?
First, read the article. It will work like this: pixel(s) report(s) a spike, gun platform rotates theta and phi and then fires on the pixel(s) which reported the spike. The Arab problem will be solved a piece at a time.
Being a paid subscriber does not give you special license to be a troll. Trust me, I know.
If you post a blatantly trollish comment, you will find that your troll comment will be rightly mod-bombed, but your previous 4 or 5 comments will have been mod-bombed to -1 regardless of their merit(editors have unlimited mod points and they will not hesitate to "bitch-slap" you, in their own words, if too many crybabies complain about your deviation from the status quo -- and believe me, there are a lot of crybabies here).
That is how your karma will get raped and your privileges stripped. I speak with authority because I am the second best* professional troll on Slashdot, the best being Jocktroll. I also thank the numerous anonymous trolls out there for making Slashdot's banality more bearable(I recognize your style, Bigblacknigger -- keep kickin' anon).
* Admittedly past my prime due to relative sobriety and a decent job
The location brings in the need to rely upon native flora and fauna to survive.[16] This is manifested in a stamina gauge, which constantly depletes during gameplay.[11] Failure to restore the gauge by eating has detrimental effects on gameplay, such as decreasing Snake's ability to aim his weapon and being heard by the enemy due to Snake's loud stomach grumbles.[16] Food can be stored in the backpack until it is needed. However, some types of food rot over time, and consuming rotten foods may result in Snake developing a stomach ache, causing the stamina gauge to deplete faster.
And other in-game foods, especially poisonous ones, taste(though what we "taste" is mostly smell anyway) like crap right off the bat.
I'm thinkin' of something that tastes like sodium and tomato juice, with faint hints of onion and vinegar. Maybe floral accents, depending on what it was stuffed with. We used to eat it all the time back in the day...anybody remember what it was? Hey, what happened to my asterisk?
We still have ITAR to be followed. It's how the State Department plays favorites.
I speak with authority because my employer makes such technology(in the sensors and lasers category) and the stuff we sell to China is reduced-accuracy by law.
When you enjoy Slashdot and are conveniently censured(banned from posting for weeks despite being a paid subscriber) for weeks at a time, from a forum which claims to support freedom of speech, yeah; something's up.
Wow, that hyperbole is just retarded. Looks like a reverse-smear campaign.
I've noticed that Timothy has been banning me for days, even weeks, at a time; because I exposed him as a Jew years ago. See the last article and other Israel-related articles on his watch as proof. Years ago, he made the mistake of posting in a discussion his trip to Israel.
See you all in a month. It's been good knowing you.
That's expected from my Slashdot foe. There are many reasons why, in the novels, Clarice joined him. There are reasons why he got off on insanity rather than cold-blooded murder. Learn to read, not just watch the movies, then come back and tell me that Lecter had "no redeeming qualities whatsoever."
I wasn't advocating war, just explaining the priority issues of my comment's parent.
As a patriot from a military family, I'm fucking pissed at my government and their ill-informed, greed-ridden, oppressive, misguided decisions. Being a common-sense American living in San Diego is a lot like being a German Jew in 1939.
Iran has oil. North Korea are just a joke.
As a diehard Hannibal lecter freak, I must correct you. In the novel, Lecter says, "A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone."
Another interesting bit of trivia is that, at the end the novel Hannibal, Lecter doesn't feed Krendler his own brain like he does in the movies. Instead, Lecter and Clarice both eat Krendler's brain before Clarice elopes with him.
Lecter doesn't curse often, but the results are amusing when he does:
"Your [murdered] brother Carlo must smell worse than you do -- he shit when I cut him." (Hannibal)
One more thing - Hannibal is by far the baddest fictional antihero ever. He would literally eat that whiny moralfag Rorshach for breakfast.
Safari is a piece of shit even on its own Mac platform.
How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all*?
* Those of you who got the reference without Googling it have true grit.
Your Rights Online: Tunisian Gov't Spies On Facebook; Does the US?
Silly submitter, the government doesn't spy on Facebook, the government uses Facebook to spy on you. Now that the typical Slashdot pedantry is outta the way, isn't the whole point of Facebook to spy on people anyway?