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  1. reality check on Has CES Lost Its Star Appeal? · · Score: 0

    A show about Consumer Electronics that is not attended by Apple is a fail right from the word go.

  2. Summary on Teenager Makes Discovery About Galaxy Distribution · · Score: 1

    Slashdot hypes article as "bright teenage coder does something TEH AWESOMEZ!!1", coders who like to think they were bright teenagers lap it up, ad impressions ensue.

  3. Bahahaha this is gold on Can Fotobar Make Polaroid Relevant Again? · · Score: 1

    wait... they're serious?

  4. AppleTV on Ask Slashdot: Keeping Your Media Library Safe From Kids? · · Score: 1

    You're welcome.

  5. Is someone forcing on New Sony Patent Blocks Second-hand Games · · Score: 2

    you to buy Sony toys? No? then STFU AND STOP BUYING THEM.

  6. Re:Let's face it ... on Apple Loses Claim For False Advertising Regarding Amazon "App Store" · · Score: 1

    Compare the revenues received by the estate of Elvis Presley in 2012 with those of any year while he was alive.

    In other words, STFU.

  7. Re:This thread is hilarious on USMA: Going the Extra Kilometer For Metrication · · Score: 1
  8. Re:Good Guys With Guns? on Newspaper That Published Gun-Owners List Hires Armed Guards · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems to me that the point has been proven: when irresponsible unstable people are allowed to own guns, bad shit happens.

  9. Re:How the French messed up the metric system on USMA: Going the Extra Kilometer For Metrication · · Score: 1

    One cubic metre of fresh water at sea level has a mass of one thousand kilograms, i.e. one tonne.

    Yours, the rest of the world, using sensible measurements.

  10. This thread is hilarious on USMA: Going the Extra Kilometer For Metrication · · Score: 1

    Best troll of 2013 so far, A+++ timothy.

    Expecting a bunch of Americans to rationally discuss scientific measurements is like asking a bunch of religious nuts to rationally discuss the origins of life. They're just not intellectually equipped to do it.

  11. Something something deckchairs on The U.S. Careens Over the Fiscal Cliff, Reaching Only Half of a Deal · · Score: 1

    Something something Titanic.

  12. Bizarro World on A Wish List For Tablets In 2013 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously. This post is like a snapshot of an alternate universe where the iPad never happened.

  13. Re:Good luck fighting Samsung in Korea on LG Seeks Sales Ban of Samsung Galaxy Tablet In Korea · · Score: 3, Informative

    They feel a lot of affection for "Lucky Goldstar" too.

    Hell that's a company name that only a Korean could love.

  14. Re:The thing I love on Steve Jobs' Yacht Impounded In Amsterdam · · Score: 1

    Now I know you're just teasing, no-one uses Android tablets. Seriously, I've never even SEEN one anywhere other than in a store display. In the real world they don't exist.

  15. Re:Maybe the judge was thinking of Europeans? on UK Court Invalidates Motorola Message Syncing Patents · · Score: 2

    You're confusing intellect with education.

  16. Praise be on Bee Venom Has "Botox-Like Effect," Is Worth 7 Times As Much As Gold · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Colony collapse disorder? Failure of crop pollenation worldwide? The possible end of agriculture and mass starvations and food riots worldwide? None of that was important enough to save the bees.

    But now, shit, the bees might be able to keep aging Baby Boomers looking young! Nothing can compete with that, the bees are SAVED!

  17. The thing I love on Steve Jobs' Yacht Impounded In Amsterdam · · Score: 1

    about pages like this, is that the jokes are all so ORIGINAL!

  18. Re:Strong Doubt About "Cracking" PGP on ElcomSoft Tool Cracks BitLocker, PGP, TrueCrypt In Real-Time · · Score: 1

    This is "cracking PGP" in the same sense that finding a passphrase on a post-it note stuck to the monitor is "cracking PGP".

  19. "Posted by timothy" on ElcomSoft Tool Cracks BitLocker, PGP, TrueCrypt In Real-Time · · Score: 1

    Says it all really, doesn't it?

  20. Re:Instagram / Facebook don't care on FTC Strengthens Children's Privacy Protections Online · · Score: 1

    Didn't stop them putting that in the Terms though, did it?

  21. Instagram / Facebook don't care on FTC Strengthens Children's Privacy Protections Online · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Allow me to paraphrase Instagram's position on this issue: the USFTC can eat a dick.

    From Instagram's new Terms of Service:

    (Y)ou agree that a business or other entity may pay us to display your username, likeness, photos (along with any associated metadata), and/or actions you take, in connection with paid or sponsored content or promotions, without any compensation to you. If you are under the age of eighteen (18), or under any other applicable age of majority, you represent that at least one of your parents or legal guardians has also agreed to this provision (and the use of your name, likeness, username, and/or photos (along with any associated metadata)) on your behalf.

    Get that? "If you're using this service and you're under 18 we will act as if we have parental consent to share every bit of data we have about you with anyone we want."

  22. Hell yeah on Possible Habitable Planet Just 12 Light Years Away · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Team member Chris Tinney, an astronomer at the University of New South Wales in Sydney, Australia, acknowledges the problem. "It's certainly very tantalizing evidence for potentially a very exciting planetary system," Tinney says, but he adds that verifying the discovery may take 10 years, and the scientists didn't want to wait that long. "We felt that the best thing to do was to put the result out there and see if somebody can either independently confirm it or shoot it down."

    Subtext: we don't care if we're proven wrong, so long as we learn something.

    BECAUSE SCIENCE, BITCHES.

  23. Re:They still have the rights... on Instagram: We Won't Sell Your Photos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually the new bits in the Terms of Use that offend me the most aren't really even related to photos and what Facebookstagram will do with them. It's shit like this:

    - We can share not just your photos but anything we know about you with Facebook and then Facebook can share that info with any company it is in a relationship with. Things we know about you include but are not limited to where you are.

    - We can show you ads without telling you they're ads. And because we're part of one of the most aggressive tech-savvy ad companies that has ever existed, you won't even know they're ads. You'll just click "like" because we'll use awesome photos that we know you'll like and then we'll sell what we've learned about what you and your friends like, and how easily we got you to like it.

    - If you're under 18: by using this service we will treat you as if you have your parents' consent for everything in these terms. You're not legally able to enter a contract but by default we will act as if you have.

    I don't care how much backtracking and spin Instagram tries to put on it, I'm out. Photos backed up, account deleted.

  24. Re:What it says on Google+ Chief Grounded From Twitter By Larry Page · · Score: 0

    Google+ is awesome. It's fantastic to have a social network that is 99% populated by Google employees, all in one place. Talking about Google. And Android. And Motorola.

  25. Timothy, our own Wayback Machine on Google+ Chief Grounded From Twitter By Larry Page · · Score: 1

    Everyone one of his posts is like a little time capsule. "Hey, remember back when that was news? Yeah man, good times. Can't believe we ever cared about that shit."