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A Wish List For Tablets In 2013

timothy writes "For the last few years, I've been using Android tablets for various of the reasons that most casual tablet owners do: as a handy playback device for movies and music, a surprisingly decent interface for reading books, a good-enough camera for many purposes, and a communications terminal for instant messaging and video chat. I started out with a Motorola Xoom, which I still use around the house or as a music player in the car, but only started actually carrying a tablet very often when I got a Nexus 7. And while I have some high praise for the Nexus 7, its limitations are frustrating, too. I'll be more excited about a tablet when I can find one with (simultaneously) more of the features I want in one. So here's my wish list (not exhaustive) for the ideal tablet of the future, consisting only of features that are either currently available in some relevant form (such as in existing tablets), or should be in the foreseeable near future; I'll be on the lookout at CES for whatever choices come closest to this dream." Read below to see what's on Timothy's wish list. Here's my current mild-fantasy feature list; if you know of better ways to meet these desires, or even more compelling features you'd like to see, I'd like to hear them.

Integrated GPS navigation with built-in maps, not relying on an (always brittle, often expensive) ongoing data connection, or relying on a 3rd-party app. Even cheap standalone GPS units come loaded with maps, which means putting those maps on is possible, and (except from the standpoint of the companies who sell you data by the byte) it would be a good idea. Google's maps app provides a passable workaround, in the form of cached data, so you can load up the maps you need for a given route while you're sitting at a cheap and fast broadband connection, but in practice I'd found it iffy; sometimes the navigation refuses to recognize the maps I've loaded.

So long as you've got a data plan you don't mind dipping into, and are within cellular coverage range, that's fine, but large stretches of the Western U.S. in particular could leave you reliant on paper maps or a really good memory. If Garmin and company can put 6 million points of interest on pocket-sized GPS devices, and has been doing so for the last decade, shouldn't tablet makers do the same? (Not that freshly updated maps with handy chunks of crowd-sourced data are a bad thing; they just shouldn't be the only option. Graceful failure is reason enough to include a basic map set by default.)

(Two related pipe-dreams: 1) Future integration, too, with Gallileo and Beidou — the EU and Chinese equivalents to the U.S. made GPS constellation, and 2) integration with Open Street Maps. Every tablet should be a mapping tool, not just a map reader.)

A full sized USB port. Two of them, even better, but I'd settle for one. USB keys are the easiest way to transmit a certain size of file, close range, in particular when that's already the medium the file occupies. Things like Dropbox help, but don't pass the Mom test (at least in my family), and require extra steps if the document / podcast / video clip is right there in your pocket, just in an unusable form. The other reason I want a full-size USB port is that as impressive it is to have a tiny computer and display in a pocketable device, there is not yet a more efficient way for a sitting person to enter text than a keyboard, and tiny tablet-focused portable keyboards are a weak tool of convenience rather than actually *good,* generally. For light travel, sure. But I'd like to pop to the coffee shop to work for a while with a 1-pound tablet and a real keyboard. Workaround: There are Bluetooth keyboards, but the only true way to get a full-size USB ports for most tablets is by picking up a dongle from Amazon or Deal Extreme, but that's both an extra part to break or lose, and a hassle that it would be nice to skip.

A better "swiping" keyboard. Since I can't always carry a Model M keyboard, I want a keyboard as good as the Swype version that came with my aging but once high-end Samsung phone (Galaxy S). I've tried some Swype versions intended for tablets, but they made the mistake of making the control surface bigger (I suspect to "take advantage of all that space") rather than kept it sensibly small and fast. Being able to zip my finger around quickly is exactly why the one on the phone has totally changed my view of touch keyboards. The swiping keyboard that came with the newest versions of Android is a mixed bag: it's welcome, but at least in my experience so far suffers worse accuracy than does Swype. (On the other hand, the actual included vocabulary seems broader; I've had to customize the dictionary much less often.)

Daylight readable screen of some kind. Pixel Qi is the obvious one right now, but there's also one from Mirasol that I've seen demoed, but which seems unlikely (sorry) to see the light of day. Except for the impressive use of the same technology in the OLPC project's XO kid-centric laptops, Pixel Qi's screens have been mostly going into military and industrial displays, though, rather than into consumer tablets. There's a market waiting for daylight readable color screens!

Hardware toggles for cameras and all wireless capabilities. That is, anything which could betray privacy should be labeled and defeatable. Among other good reasons for this, it might make some devices more acceptable in workplaces with restrictive policies on personal technology. At the last CES, I saw a few Chinese Android tablets that had what looked from their icons like external Wi-Fi toggle switches, but wasn't able to quite confirm that with the vendors. Not every camera-equipped, Wi-Fi-equipped laptop has a physical toggle for either or both of these, but some do, and I'd pay a few more dollars for the capability.

HDMI out: This is common enough on recent tablets, but mostly in the form of a tiny mini-HDMI port. There are a few exceptions, but I'd like to see more. Just as with USB, I'd rather a slightly chunkier case if it means not needing a fistful of finicky cables and adapters. Being able to plug a tablet conveniently into any HDMI-equipped display would be handy; it's more computer than most of us had at all just a few years ago.

Decent in-built stereo recorder: Many tablets (and practically all smartphones as well as many feature phones) include a voice memo feature; that's handy, but it's a shame to waste the capabilities of the rest of the device on just that. Surprisingly good stereo recorders — included ones marketed as "business recorders," but severely overqualified — start at less than $100, and typical tablets have far more horsepower, not to mention a more flexible control surface for apps to control audio recording. In the iWorld, there are dozens of stereo input devices, as well as DI boxes for electric instruments, but not even Apple's devices come with a Just-Hit-Record stereo recording mic, which is too bad. Can you recommend any Android tablets with good built-in stereo mics, or third-party add-ons?

Bright LED light built in: This one, at least, is now the rule to which there are exceptions, rather than the other way 'round. It shows that sometimes the features-list game goes the right direction.

Alternative OS support. This isn't something I expect tablet makers to trumpet; they generally want you to run their choice of OS (whether the underlying tablet is from Apple, Microsoft, or the vast Google/Android conspiracy). But they don't have to; they just have to not make it impossible for others to do the work for them. In the last few months alone we've seen Linux (both Ubuntu for ARM and KDE Plasma Active) ported to the Nexus 7, and the Cyanogenmod developers have for years been making many handset and tablet makers' upgrade abilities look just plain silly. It's not just for novelty, either: right now, I'd like to be able to offload footage from my video camera to a tablet for uploading, which would mean I could stop carrying a laptop around quite so often. If I risk bricking my tablet by installing one of those Linux varieties, that might just be a practical option.

For now, don't think I'm ungrateful: I'm pleased and constantly amazed by how much has already been squeezed into a computer that takes less space than a trade paperback, and it's true that space trade-offs make it hard to squeeze in all the full-size ports I'd prefer. But most of these are features that exist in some form, and don't require anything to spring from the forehead of the Media Lab. I hope that by this time next year it'll be a smaller list of features I'm still looking for.

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  1. Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously. It sounds like you're after the swiss army knife of tablets and no one tablet is *ever* going to meet all those features, because the combination you've chosen won't appeal to the mainstream. Tablet manufacturers are going to design their hardware to sell the most units - not to fulfill your fantasy feature wishlist.

    Maybe you should drop Bunnie Huang a note - get him to tweak one of his hacker laptop builds. Or get a beagleboard, a plastic case, a touchscreen of your choice and go to town with all the accessories you want.

    1. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by rtfa-troll · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just guessing from the audience; the last thing any of us here need is another thing with a keyboard to join the five or so surrounding us. Tablets are for uses like a) in confined spaces like a plane seat and b) when you don't want to pick up something heavy c) when consuming media in bed / on the couch etc. e) when walking around. In none of those situations is a laptop a solution and adding a keyboard to a tablet would just show the designer had no idea what his product was for.

      These aren't the best thought out solutions, but that's not the complainant's job. He's giving us his idea of what is wrong with what he has already. I would hate the idea of the weight and space of full sized USB ports. On the other hand, direct mini/micro-USB to micro-USB cables to connect cameras to my tablet would be great and would eliminate a big pile of different adapters and mess. What is most needed is a real agreed standard for small connectors which both Apple and the Android vendors buy into together and get rid of large USB entirely. Alternately just make everything work wirelessly over some faster short range network.

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    2. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It sounds like you're after the swiss army knife of tablets and no one tablet is *ever* going to meet all those features, because the combination you've chosen won't appeal to the mainstream.

      There are lots of products available on the market that do not "appeal to the mainstream".

      I can buy a 14-hole chromatic harmonica. A pair of ostrich-skin boots. A copy of Nabokov's lectures on literature. A recumbent bicycle.

      Not all cars are dark-blue Camrys. There are tiny little Smart cars and behemoth Nissan Armadas. In yellow.

      There's no reason every single product in the consumer electronics category has to appeal to every single consumer. We don't have to allow the tech industry to be lazy and greedy. They need us more than we need them.

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    3. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Sounds rather like he wants a netbook with GPS and HDMI.

    4. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 2
      Nissan Armadas. In yellow.

      I did not want to know that!

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    5. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Fine.

      The tablet he describes may appeal to several hundred to several thousand people worldwide [given the current tablet market largely filled by iPad's, Kindle's, and Samsungs].

      For it to be worthwhile [as it takes time, money and effort to pack all those electronics into a reasonably sized package], it'll probably need to cost several thousand dollars to break even for the manufacturer.

      And at that price, the market for the device is right about ZERO.

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    6. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      I gotta admit, I read that and my first thoughts were:

      1) Dear God, No!
      2) Wait! If they existed, I'd've seen one! It's not like you could miss it!

    7. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see what's so "fantasy" about HDMI-out, USB ports, or offline maps. As the OP says, Garmin devices have offline maps that don't require a data connection. Some tablets already have HDMI-out or some other form of HD output. I don't think these are features that only techies are interested in either. I got the nexus 7 for relatives and many seemed to think that maps/gps would just work. I couldn't really come up with a good explanation for why they would need to pay for data to use maps, nevermind the fact that it doesn't have gps.

    8. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now, now. There's nothing wrong with yellow cars. They just look a little different from other cars, but under the hood they run on the same gasoline. Their parts aren't any different than cars of other colors in the same model. They have the same faults and maintenance requirements, and they accelerate and brake and signal like any other car. They're vehicles all the same, and they deserve to be driven like any other car.

      I say all that, but in the end I'm just a hypocrite. Because I'll be damned if I let my kid come home with a yellow car.

    9. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thinkpad tablet 2.

      http://www.lenovo.com/products/us/tablet/thinkpad/thinkpad-tablet-2/

    10. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by cob666 · · Score: 1

      Not a netbook, he wants a tablet PC. There are still a few companies putting out tablet PCs and they really are ideal computing instruments. Most are slightly larger than the tablets that everybody is used to but there's only so much stuff you can cram into the current tablet form factor.

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    11. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can buy a 14-hole chromatic harmonica. A pair of ostrich-skin boots.

      It does not require a multi-billion dollar investment to create a 14 whole chromatic harmonica or a pair of ostrich skin boots.

    12. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by rwa2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm pretty happy with my getup, even though it's quite ancient now in device years:

      Viewsonic G-Tablet running Vegan-Tab (2.3 Gingerbread-based). It has a micro-SD slot in addition to 16GB of internal memory. It has a full-size USB port. I use it with one of these cheap USB keyboard cases to get physical buttons:
      http://www.amazon.com/Synthetic-Leather-Keyboard-Stylus-Black/dp/B004JQN670/ref=sr_1_2
      I always win at SketchIt / Pictionary with this. Also, I can use it as an extended battery pack to charge my cell phone.

      Yes, the TFT screen is crap, but it doesn't really bother me anymore, the keyboard case really helps keep it propped up at the right angle.
      I tried the TeamDRH (DirtyResetHole) 4.1 ROM at some point, and while it was awesome, the G-Tablet didn't really have enough RAM (512MB) to multitask well with Android 4.1. But all the apps work fine and fast under Vegan-Tab.

      I think the front-facing camera has an LED that turns on when it's active. But there's always masking tape if you want a physical enable/disable button. For the other wireless functions, I'm happy enough with the PowerControl widget to enable / disable various wifi / phone radio features.

      Stereo mics are overrated. Professional studios use one mic per audio source, and mix sources into multiple channels later. Get dedicated recording devices (several tablets recording a single channel each to mix later, if you must). If you're filming VR gonzo porn or something, then you minus while spring for some device that can record in binocular 3D vision with stereo audio to give you the full immersion. For anything less, just deal with having one camera and one mic :P

      The ViewSonic G-Tablet has an HDMI-out converter dongle, but I haven't bought it. The 10" screen is big enough to enjoy Netflix while I'm sitting on the John.

      Finally, I use the LED "flashlight" on my phone (an HTC myTouch 4G Slide running CyanogenMOD 9.1 / Android 4.1-based). I don't really see the need to have one on my Tablet as well. I also have one of these cheap keychain LEDs which actually works pretty nicely and doesn't die like the plastic variety:
      http://www.amazon.com/Streamlight-73001-Miniature-Keychain-Flashlight/dp/B0011UIPIW/ref=sr_1_1

      I'm a bit pissed that both Vegan-Tab and CyanogenMOD 9.1 don't have the loopback module compiled in, so I could run the "Linux Installer" and chroot into a full Debian distro from Android. This would give me enough options to make me happy using a tablet for "real" work. It was great on my older myTouch 3G Slide running CyanogenMOD 7.1, which did have the loopback device in the kernel.

      Finally, for mapping, the Google Maps caching is good enough. We just came back from a drive through the Western US, and we simply mapped from town to town., and did the "Download to SD" thing for a few of the national parks that we knew we'd be spending a lot of time wandering around in. Not perfect (particularly since you can't really swap between map types while disconnected... hopefully Google will fix this sometime). But it was good enough. I remember driving across the country 10 years ago with a full US Garmin Street Maps on a laptop. It was cool, but not that cool compared to the awesome array of data that's available now. Back in the PalmOS days, I also would load tons of street vectors from the Mapopolis service, but that was a pain since you had to download county by county. I think at this point, the easiest thing to do would be to just pester Google to add a few more offline features and call it a day... or just spend 5 minutes preloading the details of your trip.

      So call me a luddite, maybe... but I'm pretty happy with my "old" tech ;)

    13. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      In my city, taxis are yellow.

    14. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Except a lot of those features satisfy a number of use cases that even n00bs and rubes would be interested in. The anti-geek Apple contingent has a nasty habit of pretending that everyone is as pedestrian as they are. It simply isn't so.

      Even non-geeks can come up with interesting and creative ways to use tech. Even the really helpless types can throw you a genuine curveball every so often.

      Consumers aren't nearly as homogenous or as uninteresting as certain people want you to believe.

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    15. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I can buy a 14-hole chromatic harmonica. A pair of ostrich-skin boots.

      It does not require a multi-billion dollar investment to create a 14 whole chromatic harmonica or a pair of ostrich skin boots.

      Neither does a speciality variant of some computing device that runs some standard OS (libre or not).

      If some Linux PC vendor can manage it's own Android tablet, then it can't be as as burdensome as you're trying to make it out.

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    16. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Great. You and the other guy think this would make a great tablet.

      Go out and produce the thing.

      Hell, go out and just do the software side of it, and root a Samsung device and preload it onto those and try selling them.

      You don't even need to sink a bunch of cash into the venture if you can find all these people who want this tablet by going through something like KickStarter.

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    17. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by arekin · · Score: 2

      Thinkpad tablet 2.

      http://www.lenovo.com/products/us/tablet/thinkpad/thinkpad-tablet-2/

      Damn, it seems like this is one of many tablets that almost have most/all of the desired features, but also is running on windows 8. Might be time for me to rethink my mild objections to windows 8...

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    18. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      add: tv remote with preview screen

    19. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by symbolset · · Score: 2
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    20. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by captaindomon · · Score: 1

      The difference is that economies of scale are extremely important in the electronic device world. It's easy to drop $100 million on R&D when you can spread it across 10 million device sales. If you're only going to sell them to ten people, then you need to sell them for $10 million each just to cover R&D costs. With Ostrich boots, the "R&D" cost is one tailor for one afternoon to make the pattern, maybe a couple hundred bucks in "R&D". That means they can produce very limited quantities and still turn a profit.

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    21. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The tablet he describes may appeal to several hundred to several thousand people worldwide

      Nonsense. It appeals to me and if there's one thing I've learned in my half-century, it's that I am not unique. I am not special. I'm not rare. I'm a dime-a-dozen.

      If I like something, and clearly the original poster (who's also pretty common - no offense) likes the same thing, then there's a very good chance that of the 6 billion human beings, there are enough who will also like it to make it profitable. Maybe not iPhones profitable, but there are other companies besides Apple that make a nice profit for their investors. Not every company has to be Apple. There is room in the world for more than one tech company.

      I know it's heresy here on Slashdot, but the new Surface pc/tablet thingy from Microsoft is a blast to use. You can actually get work done, and it's every bit as snappy and polished (though the keyboard can use some work) as my iPad. I can play games, I can write code and docs and even print from the thing. The Surface is a hell of a lot closer to what I want than the iPad that I ended up giving to my daughter (because I'm using the Surface every day).

      There are a lot of companies in the world. If I were to say, "high-quality AM/FM pocket radio" you would say, "It's obsolete tech and no longer mainstream and the market is right about ZERO" but just yesterday, when I was looking for a replacement for the Sangean that I've been using for the past several years to listen to the game or the news or NPR when I walk my dog, I found some companies that I have never heard of who make wonderful looking, not cheap, very high-quality pocket AM-FM radios, with shortwave and DSPs and USB ports and rechargeable. Even a stereo digital audio recorder and 4gb MP3 player built in, in something that fits neatly in my pocket. In fact, exactly what I've been looking for. If I told you I wanted to buy such a device, you would have told me "Oh no, nobody makes that kind of thing because the market is right about ZERO" and I would have said, "No, the market is not ZERO, because I want it and I'm not unique (see above). Somebody is making such a device. Companies like Degen and Tecram. Now I'd never heard of these companies, probably Chinese, and I bet they turn a nice profit for somebody.

      So if it's worth it for Tecram and Degen to make these little gizmos and sell them for $100, it's certainly worth it for someone to make the tablets that non-unique, non-ZERO people like me and the original poster will pay several hundred dollars for.

      For it to be worthwhile [as it takes time, money and effort to pack all those electronics into a reasonably sized package], it'll probably need to cost several thousand dollars to break even for the manufacturer.

      And at that price, the market for the device is right about ZERO.

      Go stand in the corner, dunski.

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    22. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Win8 is pretty good as a tablet OS, certainly far better than any previous Windows version. However, if you don't want Win8, put something else on there. It's an x86 (Intel Atom, specifically) CPU with a couple gigs of RAM and enough storage for a multi-boot setup if you really want to. It may have SecureBoot but, per Microsoft's requirements for implementing SecureBoot for Windows 8 x86/x64, it will be possible to disable the feature and/or add your own signing keys. Lenovo hardware tends to be well supported by Linux...

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    23. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Like I told the other guy.

      If you believe that it's a good idea, that it is a desirable product not just for yourself but for a bunch of other people, make it happen.

      Even just do the software side, and repurpose a mass-produced tablet so you don't have the up-front costs of hardware design/development.

      Just going "Well, I wish somebody else would build me something I want." is pretty lame.

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    24. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Nexus 7 does have GPS, so get off the lawn before I turn the hose on you.

    25. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If you believe that it's a good idea, that it is a desirable product not just for yourself but for a bunch of other people, make it happen.

      Wait, I should build every product that I want? Do you understand how commerce works? The whole idea of an "economy" is that we don't have to grow our own food, build our own houses and cut down our own trees. We don't have to build our own electronics. We don't have to sew our own clothes. Can you imagine if I thought, "I'd like a nice leather jacket." and then I had to go get out my crossbow - wait, no, I had to build my own crossbow, because by your logic, if you want something you have to make it yourself - and then kill an animal, skin it, sew it (after mining the iron and making the steel to fashion the needle) just so I can have a leather jacket.

      Just going "Well, I wish somebody else would build me something I want." is pretty lame.

      You are half a moron.

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    26. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The difference is that economies of scale are extremely important in the electronic device world. It's easy to drop $100 million on R&D when you can spread it across 10 million device sales.

      That's right, but the thing is, the technology that's in the tablet that me and the original poster way up top want? The R&D has already been done.

      USB has been invented. SD slots have been invented. Wi-Fi? Invented. Audio recording? Invented. 7" or 9" screens? Ditto.

      There's as little need for R&D for the tablet I want then there is for the AM/FM pocket radio I want.

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    27. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      It does not require a multi-billion dollar investment to create a 14 whole chromatic harmonica or a pair of ostrich skin boots.

      It doesn't require a multi-billion dollar investment to create a tablet.

      Google, "cheap chinese android tablets" and tell me that each of those companies have made "multi-billion dollar investments" to build their tablets.

      Fisker Automotive didn't even require a multi-billion dollar investment as far as I know. And if you can build a freaking electric car, I'm guessing it's possible to build a vanilla tablet with a USB port and an SD port without having to make a multi-billion dollar investment.

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    28. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      then you minus while spring for some device that can record in binocular

      I will forever and henceforth use "minus while" instead of "might as well".

      I don't know if you did it on purpose or not, but it's brilliant either way.

      And you're absolutely right. Good enough tech is very often far superior to the latest, shiniest.

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    29. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yellow car: Easy to spot in the parking lot. Much harder to steal. "what color is it? Yellow? There it is over there" etc.

    30. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Well, you are confusing products that are relatively cheap to produce in small quantities and in these relatively mature fields, if you as a consumer want something, you either buy off the rack or you accept that you need to pay extra to have it fit your specifications.

      You don't seem to realize that exactly the same things apply to "tablet with the features I want"
      -you buy off the rack
      -you pay to have one made to your specifications [the cost of which is much higher because there are only a few companies capable of producing a custom-made tablet]
      -I suppose there is also your technique of "Announce to the world the specifications of the product I want and hope somebody else bothers to make it, then I'll buy one when it goes on sale"

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    31. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have nothing against yellow cars. I like yellow cars.

      But a yellow Nissan Armada (ie, Big Honkin' SUV)?! That's a bit too much yellow.

    32. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by MiG82au · · Score: 1

      Try orux maps. Much more advanced than Google maps and allows you to download OSM data for any size region at any detail level. The most detailed levels take up enormous amounts of space, but you rarely need that much detail over a large area.

    33. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Most of those don't seem too unreasonable.

      I know many Toshiba tablets (including my Thrive) have full sized USB ports (my thrive has 2), and full sized HDMI. Timmy should have done a little more research before buying his tablet.

      I've used USB keyboards, mice and harddrives with the ports. I've connected my tablet to my 1080p TV with the HDMI.

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    34. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by phorm · · Score: 1

      There's no reason every single product in the consumer electronics category has to appeal to every single consumer.

      No, but there's no reason for them to create a product that's not profitable either. I don't know about Nabokov, but most of the other items you've mentioned (such as Ostrich-skin boots or a harmonica) would come with a fairly hefty price-tag compared to standard fare.

      This isn't a bad thing, but many people seem to value "cheap" as one of the big factors in purchasing decisions. I got the impression that this was somewhat a list of "I want all of these things, and I want them at roughly the same price as current offerings."

    35. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by nullchar · · Score: 1

      The Toshiba Thrive android tablet (an early one) has 2x full size female USB ports for connecting card readers, keyboards, mice, etc. and full size HDMI out and a full size SD card slot (not microSD). Yes, the tablet is larger, and heavier than other 10" models. Yet I think many consumers would accept the larger size for the full size ports.

    36. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by mathew7 · · Score: 1

      Fine.

      The tablet he describes may appeal to several hundred to several thousand people worldwide [given the current tablet market largely filled by iPad's, Kindle's, and Samsungs].

      For it to be worthwhile [as it takes time, money and effort to pack all those electronics into a reasonably sized package], it'll probably need to cost several thousand dollars to break even for the manufacturer.

      And at that price, the market for the device is right about ZERO.

      Actually no...the features he's requesting, except for the offline maps (which is entirely SW solution and I remember the WM5 prices) would not raise the price, let's say of the nexus 7, by more than 100$. So that would be 250 raised to 350....much lower than 1000$(were you start). Remember, the HW design phase is long and costly, but starting with those added goals will not increase the cost per unit very much. The HW cost of components is much larger (especially in todays global economy) than the development.

      I personally love the N7 construction except for the missing card reader and HDMI output. Those were my deal-breakers. But just because someone bought it and never complained, does not mean he/she would not have paid 50$+ to get those features. And if you say they'd never use them, you'd be surprised of the difference between requirement and usefullness (what was that quote: better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have). I'm sure N7's sales would not have been affected by +50$ for those 2 features, since it had virtualy no competition at it's price (maybe Galaxy Tab 2, but that require you to carry proprietary adapters).

    37. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Yes, if Google chose to redesign their tablets to include those features, they would not have to charge as much of a premium, as they probably would sell more units than say HTC or some smaller manufacturer.

      Except
      1) They already have a tablet that is selling not too at the current price point
      2) They are pretty sure their sales will drop significantly if they have to raise their prices so their similar or higher than Apple's iPads. And they already have lower margins than Apple because they use the spec-checkmark method of marketing [so they have higher costs already for throwing in more bits of hardware] while also not having the same economy of scale that Apple has.

      And Google probably does more than just look at what Apple is producing.

      Once you put in a USB port, you open up the device to all kinds of issues that will frustrate the end-user, from driver problems [or not having a driver for the device at all], to power problems [as tablets don't have particularly large batteries and lots of devices expect to get power from USB, and even draw more power than the spec allows].

      Then there is the actual use-case for the port. Are you just going to hook up the tablet to your TV screen to display a slide show of pictures? Or do you expect to sit next to your TV with the cable attached and play a game while others watch on the tv? Why not using DLNA or wireless streaming to get the content to the TV? For a device that people use in an ultra-portable fashion, do they want to tether it to a spot? And do they have other devices [like a laptop] that can handle those use-cases better?

      Simply put, currently there doesn't seem to be much of a market for tablets that cost more than the similarly sized iPad, even if they have more hardware features. So if you want more hardware features than what competing products already have, you are SOL until manufacturers can include them at their current prices [or wait until the market stops being the iPad market]. And if you don't want to wait, then you will have to pay much more than $50 because the cost won't be able to be spread over a million units.

      Alternately, you could nuke the Apple campus during a weekday, that would reset the tablet market and you might get your device a little sooner.

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    38. Re:Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real laptop by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      No, but there's no reason for them to create a product that's not profitable either.

      We've already covered this. Nobody's asking anybody to create unprofitable products. People make profit on lots of products that do not appeal to everyone. Those companies making the AM/FM pocket radios are profitable, but who buys AM/FM pocket radios any more, right?

      The iPhone is the most profitable product Apple has ever made. I don't mean the most successful, I mean the biggest profit margin - nearly 50% on each one. Without the subsidy from the teleco, we're looking at an >$600 smartphone. And the iPhone -just that one product - represents 2/3 of all of Apple's profits.

      But that's a bad thing, see, and is the primary reason that Apple has lost more than 25% of it's value in the past several months. There's not that much room for the iPhone's market share to grow, and the possibility that it could lose a lot of market share rather quickly now that Android phones have caught up to a great extent. And the stock market hates companies that are in that position: little room to rise and a lot of room to fall. There were people who bought Apple at $700 and are now very uncomfortable with Apple at $540 (or whatever it's at today). That's a wipeout, and with Apple announcing that they're testing a new iPhone, only months after the previous new model has come out, shows that they realize the position that they're in.

      The cost of fabricating consumer electronics continues to go down. You don't have to sell 3,000,000 of something to make a profit. The companies that are making those cheap Chinese android phones are making money. A couple of them are big success stories in fact.

      This isn't a bad thing, but many people seem to value "cheap" as one of the big factors in purchasing decisions. I got the impression that this was somewhat a list of "I want all of these things, and I want them at roughly the same price as current offerings."

      Those who are willing to trade a Retina display for an SD ports and USB port are not asking for anything ridiculous. OLED displays cost a lot more than SD slots and USB ports. Considering you can get a good stereo digital audio recorder for >$50, and considering that all that's necessary to add that functionality to a tablet is a $2 microphone, again, we're not talking about expecting something for nothing.

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  2. Shorter List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My list is shorter. Nexus 7 with micro HDMI out and Miracast.

  3. my tablet wish list is simple! by s0litaire · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    A tablet that will cure the raging hangover I'll be having in 12 hours time!!

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  4. Still blown away by this new industry by mozumder · · Score: 1

    Really, we should all be thanking Steve Jobs for creating the entire modern tablet industry, something that wasn't even thought about 4 years ago. His vision of tablet computing was far more useful than any other predecessors... far more usable than the Newton or Windows tablets.

    1. Re:Still blown away by this new industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! All Macfans should light a candle at the alter of stevie. You remind me of the highschool girl who interrupted every conversation with lines like.. "He's so dreamy"

    2. Re:Still blown away by this new industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, seems to me there are more Android phones and tablets than iOS devices being sold. You can thank Jobs for making his stuff so overpriced that Google's Android jumped in to fill the void.

    3. Re:Still blown away by this new industry by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      There are very few modern single "men of vision" and Steve Jobs is particularly underwhelming; Apple has a great knack for marketing and jumping in when the technology is just right. Look at the sciences, for instance, there are no contemporary Einsteins or da Vincis. There's too much complexity which is why everything is done in teams, from scientific endeavors to video games. Steve Jobs is largely a figure head.

      A lot of Apple's so-called genius is really just obvious stuff limited by technological and physiological constraints; swipe-to-unlock isn't genius, it's the simplest motion to intentionally unlock a device a human can do without any additional technology or parts. In an alternate universe without Apple products we'd still be swiping to unlock, just like we'd still be performing wiping motions on our asses after defecation to clean them even if the first person to do that was never born.

    4. Re:Still blown away by this new industry by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking that, and take it further: thank you Apple for redefining smartphones. Smartphones sucked so bad until the iPhone came out, now every phone is practically an iPhone clone. Remember the Motorola Q or Windows Mobile? Didnt even have a marketplace, you'd just have to search for apps and hope they ran well on your device.

      People seem to forget that Apple and Steve is to thank for all these devices we have now. Tablets would not have existed without the popularity of the iPhone.

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    5. Re:Still blown away by this new industry by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      I agree swipe to unlock isn't particularly innovative, but a phone that is just a giant touchscreen using only your fingers and a integrated app store is pretty revolutionary. Before apple no device brought those three features together. Blackberry had a store but the store was very limited due to the device limitations, having a large capative touchscreen on every iOS device allowed for many different kinds and styles of apps.

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    6. Re:Still blown away by this new industry by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      we should all be thanking Steve Jobs for creating the entire modern tablet industry

      We should all be thanking Steve Jobs for dying, so handicapped people can use their parking space again.

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    7. Re:Still blown away by this new industry by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I guess you're too stupid to realize that just because he didn't display a handicapped placard in his car window on on his (missing) licensing plate that pancreatic cancer tends to make you fully qualified to park in said parking spots.

      Maybe one day you'll get the privilege of having to go through his experience.

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    8. Re:Still blown away by this new industry by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Photos of Steve Jobs in the handicapped spot are available from long before he was ever diagnosed with cancer.

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    9. Re:Still blown away by this new industry by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      In fact, how wildly improbable is it, that exactly that kind of behaviour helped make him sick?

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    10. Re:Still blown away by this new industry by Xenx · · Score: 1

      The people that claim everything is an iPhone clone obviously aren't capable of rational thought. I'm willing to accept arguments to specific claims, but it's a joke to blanket statement. As for Apple redefining the smartphones, they just happened to hit at the right time. We'd still be where we're at without them.

  5. Re: Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He forgot one: no Windows 8

  6. MESSAGE TO MANUFACTURERS: Phyisical Buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not asking for a full keyboard...but a few buttons that I always want handy (like screen lock, volume keys, camera shutter), and a few that NEED to be physical like the EXIT, RETURN and SETTINGS buttons so I don't keep accidentally hitting the damn things!

    Sure buttons cost money, but stop being so damn cheap manufacturers and give us some physical stuff back!

    1. Re:MESSAGE TO MANUFACTURERS: Phyisical Buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not asking for a full keyboard...but a few buttons that I always want handy (like screen lock, volume keys, camera shutter), and a few that NEED to be physical like the EXIT, RETURN and SETTINGS buttons so I don't keep accidentally hitting the damn things!

      Yeah, where is that pesky volume button? Oh, here it is ... down, down, down, down, off.

    2. Re:MESSAGE TO MANUFACTURERS: Phyisical Buttons by isopropanol · · Score: 1

      Also, cursor keys on the on-screen keyboard...

    3. Re:MESSAGE TO MANUFACTURERS: Phyisical Buttons by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Install the "Hacker's Keyboard" from the Android Market / Play thing.

    4. Re:MESSAGE TO MANUFACTURERS: Phyisical Buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Swype's second keyboard (Swype key to lang key)

    5. Re:MESSAGE TO MANUFACTURERS: Phyisical Buttons by isopropanol · · Score: 1

      Thanks, it did the trick.

  7. Perfect List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...for building a tablet that nobody will buy.

    1. Re:Perfect List by russotto · · Score: 2

      Yes, this is the Homer of tablets.

    2. Re:Perfect List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...for building a tablet that nobody will buy.

      The implementation I'm visualizing is two tablets connected by a chain. Tablet-chucks, yo!

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    3. Re:Perfect List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sure if its under 200 non subsidized internet access like the kindle and etc.

    4. Re:Perfect List by rdnetto · · Score: 1

      ...for building a tablet that nobody will buy.

      Who cares whether or not it'll sell if you just build one for yourself? It's out of reach of the average person, but probably not a more talented geek. You can buy current gen ARM CPUs for fairly reasonably prices, as well as tablet screens thanks to economies of scale. Add a battery, bluetooth/wifi/gps chip and anything else you feel like and you're done. Not necessarily the easiest way to go about things, but it's the only way to get every feature you desire when you don't fall into the main demographic.

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    5. Re:Perfect List by Teun · · Score: 2

      Let's be realistic, such a tablet would cost a little more but it should hardly be an outrageous amount, maybe 10-15 $, €, whatever.
      Put it next to the stripped down version and see what sells, speaking for myself and the people around me we'd play safe and get the complete package!

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  8. Agreed by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

    Its a pretty decent list of features. I'll just add to make sure you have at least 10 hours of battery use, while actually USING the device.

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    1. Re:Agreed by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      And I'd like a Pony.

      10 hours of battery life with the "Timothy Tablet' would need several Nobel Prize winning breakthroughs in battery technology and thermal management.

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    2. Re:Agreed by mobets · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With the physical switches and full sized USB and HDMI ports he is asking for, the case will need to be thicker. This should make plenty of room for a battery two or three times bigger. It doesn't sound like weight is an issue for him. The software requests seem reasonable.

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    3. Re:Agreed by grim4593 · · Score: 1

      It would be feasible if the tablet was thick enough to house full sized USB and HDMI ports as the OP wants.

    4. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The "Timothy Tablet" is very nearly the old Android powered Thinkpad Tablet. It certainly fits the "poorly executed" requirement.

    5. Re:Agreed by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

      Oh, nonsense. Keep up with advances in battery tech. Its basically in the bag now.

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    6. Re:Agreed by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      My Transformer Prime lasts well over 10 hours of actual use with the keyboard dock attached. I don't see this as being a real problem if more makers realized a dockable keyboard can also be a secondary battery like ASUS did.

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    7. Re:Agreed by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Right. Next year he can add wheels to the list... A nice little rollerboard tablet, maybe...

      I wish USB was more practical on one hand, but on the other what I really would prefer is more easily supported VPN usage... Without the cloud "look at me, I am an idiot" vpn solutions where a company you shouldn't be trusting will make it easy for you to access all your private information from anywhere in the world...

      The reason why maps aren't fully cached is licensing. Idiotic license agreements.

      I'll add mine to the list-- virtual SIM cards, so I don't have to go and buy a SIM card when I visit a country for a day, week, or month... Without paying an arm and a leg for data.

    8. Re:Agreed by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      He specifies a 1-pound device. There are only a few tablets which actually meet that bar + have the requested battery life even in the forecast, and they do it by slimming way down on stuff in the case.

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    9. Re:Agreed by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Yes, but data transfer of any kind is bloody awful. And how come that web browsing is actually as slow as on my Motorola Xoom?

      I love this tablet to bits and think that the keydock is what makes this thing. There hardly is any need for lugging a laptop around anymore. But by Jove, this thing is flawed.
      And I'm not talking about GPS because I knew about that when I bought that thing.

      But the battery life even without the keydock attached(which when fully charged seems be able to recharge the tablet itsself quite substantially) is actually good. Very good. Hardware capabilities apart from IO are great. Build quality is stellar. I will only replace it when ASUS decides to make a Tegra4 tablet that has the same form factor as the Prime. Extra battery, SD Card slot and full USB in the decent extra keyboard that clamshells so nicely you don't need an extra protective sleeve for the thing is a very good thing indeed.
      My wishlist is a bit shorter:
      -make web browsing on Android not suck
      -make multitasking actually possible in the UI(Win8 seems to have an inkling how one might start to achieve that)
      -let me decide where to install apps without rooting the bloody thing
      -increase screen size and reduce the border

      I will not buy your tablet if it can't read 128GB SDHX cards. I will not buy your tablet if it has no HDMI port of any description. I will not buy your tablet if it is impossible to connect via USB. I will not buy your tablet if I can't connetc a PS3 controller via Bluetooth. Those features are given to even get me remotely interested. Since I also use the tablet to read comics I'm quite interested in something that has a bigger screen. All tablets seem to waste a lot of space around the border.
      I feel we are nearly there.

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    10. Re:Agreed by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yup. Of course the 5 lbs of weight that would result might put off buyers.

      I don't get the gripe with micro USB. It would make more sense to just have that used for everything including peripherals - the full-size USB connectors are prone to breaking and are more cumbersome. There is no reason your PC can't use a micro USB connector. For the transition period, just use dongles.

  9. One change by imsabbel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Drop those full size USB ports, and add a (micro) SD card slot.

    It is totally ridiculous that all NEXUS devices are missing that one, even the new Nexus 10.I want to watch movies in a plane, or review my pictures away from my PC (where a 2560x1600 screen really would help). So fuck the cloud and fuck the tiered pricing system that askes for $100 more for adding $20 worth of flash - while STILL limiting the total capacity to amounts that are ridiculously low for a device of that cost.

    Full sized USB I can understand for missing : Those plugs are huge. They would literally be the thickest thing in the tablet.

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    1. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      I don't own one, but the Surface, from what little I played with it, already has the full sized USB port, and an HDMI out. It has a decent camera, and you can download a swype keyboard. A significant portion of that list is on the Surface.

      I think the one thing missing from the list is the UEFI/burn Linux onto it support. And for that you can run VirtualPC or some other VM.

    2. Re:One change by mea_culpa · · Score: 1

      Are tablets really lacking internal space that there is no room for full sized SDCard readers and USB ports?
      This has been a long standing gripe I've had with my iPad over the years.
      Why can't there be removable panel on the back with access to SODIMMs that can upgrade the RAM and a bank of SDCard slots to upgrade the storage?
      Single full-sized USB ports aren't tall enough to make a tablet thicker either. Granted the stupid tapered edges would have to go, but I say good riddance.
      My iPad is so useless now. Every time I want to take a pic or update an app there is no storage left and no easy way to manage it without connecting it to a PC.
      If I had a bank of 6 SDCards slots I would just add another 128GB card.

    3. Re:One change by pjr.cc · · Score: 2

      i had the same thought... and yes i really do hate the lack of sd card on nexus devices (though for other reasons)... however, for media a better choice is actually a usb otg adaptor - you can generally get faster, cheaper and larger storage on the end of a usb stick then you will in a microsd card and while a bit larger, they're not inconveniently so (imho)...

      Im loving my nexus 10, i really wasnt expecting to cause the reviews have been iffy at best, but it really is (to me) exactly what i've wanted in a tablet for a long time.

      But like you, i do despise the nexus range for its "no-sd-card" policy and its been (so far) my only real gripe with the entire nexus lineup.

    4. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long are your flights where you don't have enough space on a 32Gb version to keep you entertained? My guess is 32Gb holds more movies (mkv 1080p/7.1audio) measured in minuted than the battery can deliver.

    5. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My Acer Iconia Tab A700 almost fits this description.

      It doesn't have a full sized USB port, but it does come with a micro to full-sized USB adapter, which is a reasonable compromise as far as I'm concerned. The USB port supports every USB device I've tried, including keyboard and storage devices ranging from thumb drives up to a 1TB portable hard drive.

      It has a micro SD card slot.

      It has (micro) HDMI out.

      Has built-in GPS, though no offline maps. That would be nice, I agree.

      I don't know why this thing hasn't sold better - it's a fine tablet whose only major flaw seems to be "not a NEXUS".

    6. Re:One change by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      My iPad Mini is 5mm thick. Take in to account the screen glass and there's space is tight. The only place you could even try to have a micro SD card slot is the top or bottom edges since the screen is so close to the sides.

    7. Re:One change by spire3661 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I too am completely PISSED at the ongoing effort by manufacturers to steer us into the cloud by eliminating convenient local storage. Its ridiculously obvious.

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    8. Re:One change by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Bingo, we have a winner. I got a Nexus 7 for Christmas, and it's tres cool, but the wife got me the 16MB version, so a microSD slot would be welcome.
      BTW, I don't even understand the FA's USB gripe; who even uses full size USB anymore? It's pretty much either micro or mini USB these days. But more importantly, the other end of the cable is standardized, so I don't get what difference it makes.

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    9. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why can't there be removable panel on the back with access to SODIMMs that can upgrade the RAM and a bank of SDCard slots to upgrade the storage?

      Because Apple doesn't care about your niche needs.

    10. Re:One change by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Seriously? You went with 'they cant fit it in'? These guys constantly yammer on about how they are advancing the art of manufacturing devices, and yet they cant figure out an elegant way to let people use SD cards?

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    11. Re:One change by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      This TOTALLY misses the point. I want to have a library of 32 GB cards that my DVR spits out every few weeks. So i can make choices on the go, instead of other people making choices for me to prop up their advertising model. I want HARDWARE designed to gracefully fail, not choke when there is no network.

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    12. Re:One change by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      If the size of the sd card slot is larger than the space they have in the device no amount of manufacturing advancements will make it possible to put the two together.

    13. Re:One change by spire3661 · · Score: 0

      Well, at least half your name is right.

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    14. Re:One change by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      Shut up, you logic & measurements user!

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    15. Re:One change by verifine · · Score: 1

      I agree with the addition of a micro SD slot. My Nexus 7 has 8 GB, which hasn't been a problem for reading books, etc.

      What I *really* want is the ability, on my Android tablet, to dump any app I don't want to use. Any app. Haven't signed up for Google Wallet or Google+, don't intend to. Drop it. I'm not going to buy content on the tablet, Google, get used to it!

      I also agree with the earlier poster, maps are next to useless on the N7. I can't even get the app to start unless I have a WiFi connection. How lame is that?

      Love it for Netflix, and of course would play my own ripped DVDs except for the space requirements. Wait, if I had a micro SD card

    16. Re:One change by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      Nobody else wants to carry around a library of 32GB cards any more than we ever wanted to carry around a bunch of floppy disks, CDs or anything else.

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    17. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I travel I also have a small (12") laptop with me (to do actual work), that contains a 1Tb drive holding all stuff I'd ever want during the few weeks away from home. It also doubles as a charger and the place to extract images to from my camera (or phone).

      Sure a SD card slot might be nice, but you can't have it all. Google had a good reason to abandon FAT from /sdcard, now if they only had kept the slot and put a decent filesystem on there.

    18. Re:One change by rvw14 · · Score: 1

      My Acer Iconia Tab A700 almost fits this description.

      It doesn't have a full sized USB port, but it does come with a micro to full-sized USB adapter, which is a reasonable compromise as far as I'm concerned. The USB port supports every USB device I've tried, including keyboard and storage devices ranging from thumb drives up to a 1TB portable hard drive.

      It has a micro SD card slot.

      It has (micro) HDMI out.

      Has built-in GPS, though no offline maps. That would be nice, I agree.

      I don't know why this thing hasn't sold better - it's a fine tablet whose only major flaw seems to be "not a NEXUS".

      The $450 price tag would be my guess? Drop it to $300 and I would buy it.

    19. Re:One change by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      For less rhan $100 you can pick up an Arnova7g3 tablet, 1ghz A4 processor, ICS 4.0, 32 gb microsd slot, about 3gb usable internal memory, pre-rooted, mini hdmi out, 7" multi-touch screen. They make better, even a gaming tablet with built in joystick. Until they make the "Timothy Tablet", this'll work for me. :^)

    20. Re:One change by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      You can actually use SD cards and USB flash drives with Nexus devices, via an OTG cable, for media storage: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.homeysoft.nexususb.importer&hl=en

      No root required, just the slightly daft cable but at least it won't get in the way in landscape mode on the plane. But yes, lack of an internal SD card slot is very annoying, the only major flaw in an otherwise excellent device.

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    21. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While in general I like the Surface devices, the camera on the Surface isn't that great at all. However, there are more tablets that run Windows that also have many of the features asked for above. I'm not sure how their cameras are, but they could be better than Surface.

    22. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offline maps to avoid data charges is fixing a symptom rather than the problem.

      The problem is that mobile phone companies are a bunch of thieves who have gotten comfortable charging outrageous prices for stuff like "data plans".

    23. Re:One change by blackest_k · · Score: 2

      Full size is quite handy, since everything fits just the same as with your laptop desktop netbook and nas.
      It's a gateway port to be honest. Which you already have devices for. Think the first cable you tend to buy is micro usb (otg) to full size usb port cable. but that port gets too much stress as it is. Bluetooth is possibly a good alternative to the usb port. I would love a usb hub with bluetooth so i could just pair the hub and not need any cable hanging off my tablet and no port to break.

      My tablet has both otg micro and a fullsize usb port. The full size port is a bit funny its meant to take a 3g module but it takes a usb stick or an external hdd (with psu) just fine. with the right usb hub everything else works.

      I dual boot ubuntu and ics (shared kernel) and use a 16gb micro sd card as well, The microsd card is shared storage for ubuntu and android. Yesterday I installed a siemens programming ide to the tablet (its java based) plugged a usb serial port to a hub and now i can carry a tablet to do a job instead of a laptop.

      My wishlist for a tablet is more ram and more open source drivers an omapfb is a bit too slow, there are sensors with no Linux support, and it is a shame i can't use them yet :).

      See the thing about a tablet is it goes from a simple device to a work station if you want it too. Android is fine for tablet duty but I can do so much more when I boot a linux userland.

      So more ram more open hardware drivers and keep the full size usb port since it lets me just plug in a usb drive a card reader even a dvd burner, or a laser printer, scanner. I'd like a separate power socket too.
      Without doubt i'd love that bluetooth enabled usb hub. The option of a wireless display connection would be icing on the cake.

           

    24. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree!

      The only thing preventing me from buying both Nexus tablets is the lack of micro SD Card slot.

    25. Re:One change by Missing.Matter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As much as they're derided here on Slashdot, every Windows tablet comes with at least one full size USB port, some form of video out (either full hdmi, mini display port, or micro hdmi), and only one model doesn't come with an SD card slot. These tablets are coming from Asus, Samsung, Sony, Lenovo, Dell, Acer, HP, Fujitsu, Toshiba, and Microsoft.

      Here's a pretty comprehensive list of the current offerings with sortable specs: https://skydrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=DA410C7F7E038D!9136&app=Excel

    26. Re:One change by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      The Transfomer Prime by ASUS already has both full-sized USB and SD card slots on its keyboard dock, as well as mini versions on the tablet itself.

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    27. Re:One change by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Drop those full size USB ports, and add a (micro) SD card slot.

      It is totally ridiculous that all NEXUS devices are missing that one, even the new Nexus 10.... Full sized USB I can understand for missing : Those plugs are huge. They would literally be the thickest thing in the tablet.

      Amen to the SD slot brother, amen. I had a Nexus 7 and a Nexus 10 in my shopping cart two clicks away from buying on two different occasions, but couldn't pull the trigger. Why? The final reason to pass on them was the lack of external/removable/upgradable storage. I want my music with me on my tablet, AND room for other stuff, and there are things I sometimes do that put me out of wifi range. Cloud storage is absolutely not an acceptable alternative (yet) for me. Deal breaker.

      I wouldn't mind full-size USB ports though, since it sure would be nice to be able to simply and easily plug damn near anything into it. I've found that there is a work around allowing you to mount a USB drive but that is less than ideal and has limits. The physical size would not be bad if you just tapered the case gracefully so one edge or part of it was a bit larger.

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    28. Re:One change by tepples · · Score: 1

      No root required, just the slightly daft cable

      And a way to pay for applications. Not everybody has a credit card, and not everybody lives in the United States.

    29. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is totally ridiculous that all NEXUS devices are missing that one, even the new Nexus 10.I want to watch movies in a plane, or review my pictures away from my PC (where a 2560x1600 screen really would help). So fuck the cloud and fuck the tiered pricing system that askes for $100 more for adding $20 worth of flash - while STILL limiting the total capacity to amounts that are ridiculously low for a device of that cost.

      Google has very specifically omitted external storage from this device. Their stated reasoning is that they want you to store everything in the cloud.

      And why do they want this? Because the device is subsidized by advertising agencies (or whomever) who are either buying the data outright or buying statistical analysis of that data. Your deep media consumption needs are no concern of theirs as long as you keep using email and Drive and web browsing with their apps.

    30. Re:One change by Zero_DgZ · · Score: 2

      It also has a battery life best measured in seconds.

      Almost all of the features in TFA are available one at a time spread across various tablets, but not all on the same device. Lenovo and Toshiba make tablets with full sized USB ports, most non-Apple and non-Nexus tablets have SD card slots, many have HDMI out. There is a map program that works pretty much as the author describes: NavFree is a free-to-use app that lets you preload maps on your machine that are pulled from the OpenStreetmap repositories to be used when you haven't got an internet connection available. It also has limited map editing tools built in to update/correct the repositories when you get back into wifi range.

      High res daylight readable screens have been available for ages. I have one in my N900. The problem: You can't make them as thin as current tablet buyers for some reason demand. Personally, I'd be happy with a slightly thicker tablet with a metal alloy case that I can actually grip, and maybe not feel like I'm going to break in half if I breathe on it too hard. Having a sunlight readable screen bodged in there while we're at it would also be nice.

      The Asus Transformer is another near-miss, as it has a card slot, HDMI, and you can get that groovy keyboard attachment that turns it into a mini-netbook (which even has a hinge on it so you can fold it flat). The tradeoff there? The machine itself costs $400, and the keyboard is not included -- That's an extra $149. Ouch.

      Thus far, everything in this market is a game of tradeoffs. Eventually someone will get it right and include "all of the above" in a consumer device. It probably will not be cheap.

      My solution for this is to just have two devices: I use a Galaxy Tab 2 (7.0) when I feel like being a media-consuming light-duty trendster. I have a Thinkpad X201T tablet when I want an outdoor-readable high powered machine encrusted with ports that I could use to kill a burglar if I hit him with it. I can fit my Galaxy Tab in the CD wallet section of my laptop bag.

      If you can't stomach that multi-killobuck solution right now, then tough.

    31. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just need to ask Doctor Who to make the inside bigger than the outside.

    32. Re:One change by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      I would happily live with a 6mm or *gasp* 7mm device if it had a microsd slot and few extra hrs of battery life. But Apple started this race for thin game and everyone has been playing catchup ever since by sacrificing features. I filled 64gb in 3 months, most are 1-2gb games. P0rn is the one thing not on the device since I can stream that from dropbox, etc.

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    33. Re:One change by jedidiah · · Score: 0

      In any other consumer device, exapandable storage isn't even disputed. It's taken as a given. That's for devices that are even more single-purpose than tablets. Yet with a quasi-general-purpose computing device, upgradable storage seems like such a strange thing.

      It's a fortunate thing that Apple is in fact alone in this sort of stupidity.

      Companies like Nikon and Sony and even Samsung don't buy into similar nonsense and their products reflect it.

      In truth: It is Apple that's the odd man out here.

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    34. Re:One change by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The bigger cards are much more expensive and Apple fanboys like to shout down devices that still have a spinny disk.

      I would like a tablet that can make my Archos obsolete.

      The problem with anemic devices is that you never know what you will want. So you want a selection. This is why 10 year old iPods had 20G of storage. You didn't have to choose in iTunes, you could choose when you're on the road.

      Having a decent amount of storage on your media player means that you can choose on the road even if you are off the grid.

      Apple fanboys seem to not grasp this concept of choice and variety.

      I want more storage becuase video is BIG. Even iTunes encoded files are BIG. So an anemic device doesn't leave you with very many choices. If you change your mind an hour later you're stuck with a miniscule set of options.

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    35. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My solution for this is to just have two devices: I use a Galaxy Tab 2 (7.0) when I feel like being a media-consuming light-duty trendster. I have a Thinkpad X201T tablet when I want an outdoor-readable high powered machine encrusted with ports that I could use to kill a burglar if I hit him with it. I can fit my Galaxy Tab in the CD wallet section of my laptop bag.

      If you can't stomach that multi-killobuck solution right now, then tough."

      While I love the X201T, it was a very pricey business tablet (best latop/tablet so far I had (I only it had the keyboard light)). Right now you can get a 7" tablet and a small laptop with equivalent power close to 1k.

    36. Re:One change by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...then just use a different device.

      My phone doesn't need any daft app to use the OTG cable.

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    37. Re:One change by hazem · · Score: 1

      The only other major flaw I see with it is that you can't plug in a headset with a microphone. The port is not a combo port like you find with a phone. So as far as I can tell, you're stuck having to use its built-in microphone if you want to use something like Skype with it.

    38. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My old Acer A200 had a full size USB port. It was certainly thicker than my new Nexus 10 (1/10 of an inch thicker), but not all of us find look and fashionable design as the most important thing in tablet. As long as it's not significantly heavier, I certainly would prefer a 1/10" thicker and more useful Nexus 10 with a full size USB and HDMI port than the one I have right now.

      Another point for thicker tablet is they are easier to hold (again I'm comparing my old Acer A200 with my new Nexus 10). The A200 was 117g heavier because of being so cheap, yet it was more comfortable is some situation.

    39. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a file system issue, not a technology one. If you want to slow down the device, and/or cause the battery die faster, and/or make the device less secure, adding sd cards are a good way to do it. I personally would rather not use them as another place to hoard files I will never use, and have them run as well as they do.

      The nexus 7 32 gig is only $30 more than the 16 gig. That is an extremely reasonable price for the increase in memory.

    40. Re:One change by Karlt1 · · Score: 2

      In any other consumer device, exapandable storage isn't even disputed. It's taken as a given

      You do realize that neither the Nexus 4,7 nor 10 have sd card slots, don't you?

    41. Re:One change by BitZtream · · Score: 2

      My Nexus 7 has no expandable storage. You want to try again?

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    42. Re:One change by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I suppose they expect you to use Bluetooth.

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    43. Re:One change by Teun · · Score: 1

      True but it still works fine with the build in mic, I usually have the Nexus 7 on the desk in front of me to make my VOIP calls.

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    44. Re:One change by Teun · · Score: 1

      Therefore I use a webdav app and keep the data on my own server.

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    45. Re:One change by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      It is the single most expandable tablet on the makret ATM. I have a 64GB microSDHX in the tablet itsself(simply because I haven't found a 128GB on yet) and a full sized 128GB SDHX in the keyboard/reserve battery/mobile docking station. Add to that the 64GB already in the machine and you get a lot. Also attaching an external HD via USB on the keyboard works beautifully. To add insult to injury there also is an HDMI port on the tablet. Which transfers sound and that NVidia 3D stuff if your screen can cope with that. Which also works nicely where supported.

      The tablet is as thin as it needs to be. I can't see how being any thinner would be useful on a 10'' tablet.
      It does have a lot of flaws. The most painful one being sloooooow IO. Really slow. If it updates apps everything will crawl to a halt. Seems like IO is being handled by the CPU. Also internal memory is slow, too. The proprietary connector on the tablet is a pain to deal with if you want to connect anything USB directly to the tablet and not the keyboard. Which actually doesn't bother me a lot. WIFI reception isn't stellar. And GPS is nonexistant. If you buy one of these bad boys it would be adviseable to have a WIFI hub in the same room. Especially in an urban environment. But that is more a flaw in WIFI itsself than anything else.
      Web browsing is as good/bad as on my Motorola XOOM. That could be due to the XOOM being a very good tablet for its day or the Prime being bogged down by its IO issues. Either was, no progress had been made on this front.

      The most redeeming factor of this machine is how well the keydock clamshells the device. If you can stomach the price then I can wholeheartedly recommend it. The tablet with keydock attached weighs about as much as my XOOM and is about as thick as the XOOM with the Motorola protective cover. It successfully shows how the hybrid netbook/tablet approach can work. But by god is this thing flawed. And beautiful. But flawed.

      There have been reports that the keydock attachment mechanism manages to crack the screen on the TF300 and TF700 line. Don't have those so I can't tell.

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    46. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPads, and iDevices in general, don't have expanded storage for one main reason, forced reliance on apple's content management, give a user a microSD slot and they'll expect to have the ability to copy their files to and from it, this kind of ability flies in the face of apple's locked down itunes-centric media management. Of course there's no reason why you couldn't have an internal microSD that's not intended to be swapped and just functions, with a proprietary format, as an expansion to the internal memory, but you don't make a device cheaply upgradeable when you can just sell a newer, larger capacity one instead, and since the device has no upgrade path, besides a replacement, from the word go, you plant doubt in the mind of the buyer and force them to go for the higher capacity model at a considerably higher price, just in case.

      Back to ipad minis specifically, can't they fit sim slots for the 3g models? i'm sure they could throw an SD card drawer into the design if they wanted to, the important aspect is that they have zero reason to do so.

      iDevices not having expandable storage, i can live with, as i'd never touch an apple device to begin with, Google's nexus series offering such lovely hardware at ridiculously affordable prices but crippled by allowing only internal or cloud storage, massively annoying, had the nexus4 come with an SD slot i'd have bought one months ago. Maybe google feel that fat32 formatted removable media is far too unreliable to be a feature of their platform, and they're not wrong, but taking the slots away rather than doing something clever to make the storage more stable is unfortunate. I'd be very happy with a phone that can use an ext3 or 4 fs for its sd card without making a fuss.

    47. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, usb stick devices are stupidly variable and are rarely sold with media access times in mind, many have truly dreadful write performance when compared to any half-decent microSD card(i'm thinking lexar or sandisk here), even some of the USB3 ones are horrendously slow when it comes to writing, and they're also oversized and ugly.

      USB flash drives are too much of a consumer device, make them a pretty colour and someone'll buy them, even if they write ~2.5MB/s at peak performance.

      I personally like fullsize SD cards, if you're going to have a removeable media slot, as opposed to internal expansion, then something less easily lost seems better.

    48. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about having both full size usb and micro SD. http://www.androidcentral.com/acer-iconia-tab-a200-specs

    49. Re:One change by Majin+Bubu · · Score: 1

      Mate, you just need a 5 bucks adapter, and an app from the store (IIRC it's called Nexus Media Importer), and you can watch all the movies you want from a USB dongle. No root needed. Sooner or later they will learn that you can't charge 100 bucks for more RAM, meanwhile let's just do it the smart way.

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    50. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also has a battery life best measured in seconds.

      I'll ignore the rest of your post since your opening statement so completely incorrect, you must have an axe to grind. I use my A700 quite heavily (web surfing, ebook reading, podcast/rss feed listening/reading, Netflix etc.) and it easily lasts an entire day on a full charge, with some left over (20%, typically). If I use it less frequently (5 minutes or so per hour to check email and such), it can go from morning to bedtime of the following day (so 2 full days of use) and still have 10-15% charge left. I've left on it but in my bag while traveling, and it was down to about 60% after 5 days. If I disable WiFi so it doesn't constantly update in the background, it lasts even longer on a charge. Battery life is just fine. You have either never owned one personally, or had a unit with a defective battery.

    51. Re:One change by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Becaause you never recharge your battery on travels, right?

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    52. Re:One change by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      IIRC, older android editions on the Nexus7 used to automount USB-sticks added via an adaptor cable. Google disabled this (fuckers).

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    53. Re:One change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For local maps use Nokia Maps. Pre-installed on my Lumia 920 and just released as the nav map platform for the entire Win8 universe. I have been smugly delighted to discover it is better than my girlfriend's dedicated TOMTOM unit.

      When you're the underdog, you have to do a lot better to be seen as equal. When the underdog is huge, wealthy and does seem to understand the the world doesn't owe it a living, awesomeness happens.

    54. Re:One change by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      Sad part is you are probably alone there, the nexxus group seems to be the only ones without micro sd slots.

      I'd say choose another brand, hopefully google will get it at some point.

  10. Few years?! by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For the last few years, I've been using Android tablets ... I started out with a Motorola Xoom

    How can you have been using something "for the last few years" when it's been out less than 2?

    1. Re:Few years?! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Internet years.

      Or dog years. I wonder about Timothy sometimes.

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    2. Re:Few years?! by mea_culpa · · Score: 2

      1 mobile year = 3 earth months

    3. Re:Few years?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know timothy is kind of an idiot, but don't you think you're being a bit pedantic here just so you can jump on the timothy-bashing bandwagon? The article you link says the Xoom was release February 24, 2011. What's timothy supposed to say? "For the last 22 months..."

      For fuck's sake, you'd probably jump on that too. "For the last year, 10 months, and 4 days..." Would that work for you, asshole?

    4. Re:Few years?! by Artifex · · Score: 1

      Internet years.

      Or dog years. I wonder about Timothy sometimes.

      Timothy? 'e's not 'arf bad.

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    5. Re:Few years?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Internet years.

      Or dog years. I wonder about Timothy sometimes.

      On the Internet nobody knows you are Timothy.

    6. Re:Few years?! by LordKronos · · Score: 2

      For the last few years, I've been using Android tablets ... I started out with a Motorola Xoom

      How can you have been using something "for the last few years" when it's been out less than 2?

      I'd personally consider 1 year and 10 months to be a "few years", and apparently so would merrian-webster, reference.com, and oxford. Even if "few" required it to be 2 (which is does not), I'd still consider that close enough to 2 to not get your panties in a bunch over it.

  11. The short list by silvalen · · Score: 1

    I'd settle for a Nexus 7 with HDMI out and SD Card support.

  12. iPad? by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2

    Using an iPad I don't need any of the features above, HDMI USB et al.

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    1. Re:iPad? by Microlith · · Score: 1

      s/doesn't need/I have been convinced it doesn't need/

      Of course, the simple fact that the iPad is trapped in the walled garden instantly rules it out for me.

  13. google maps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn to use "make available offline"

    1. Re:google maps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even read what little Timmy wrote:
      "Google's maps app provides a passable workaround, in the form of cached data, so you can load up the maps you need for a given route while you're sitting at a cheap and fast broadband connection, but in practice I'd found it iffy; sometimes the navigation refuses to recognize the maps I've loaded."

      Also there is no navigating (atleast no rerouting or chaning destinatiosn) when offline.

    2. Re:google maps... by mobets · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work for long distances. A large metroplex is about as big an area as can be selected and he was talking about driving across the Midwest.

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    3. Re:google maps... by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      Learn to use "make available offline"

      I actually did that. I've got offline cached maps that extend about 2 hours in all directions from my house. So the other day, I was 45 minutes from home (and WELL within the cached area). I bust out my tablet, start google maps, and......hmmmmmm.....nothing. I figure maybe the cache was invalidated/expired. Forgot all about it when I got home, but I just checked now, and it says it has all of those areas still cached. WTF?

  14. Too Complicated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you guys complicating things so much? All I wish is for my tablet not to blunt out my chisel too often.

  15. GPS navigation with no online data? Since 2010 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can already have stand-alone good GPS navigation without data connections. I have been using that for a while on my Android Galaxy S2 phone.
    TomTom. Just pick the map and use it. No online connection needed, it stays in your card and works even if fully firewalled or data-less.

    I also have an updated TomTom standalone unit and it uses exactly the same map version, always updated. So there you go, get an Android tablet and install TomTom 1.1.1+, then navigate.

    Disclaimer: I live in TomTom's country but don't work there or even gife a fuck about them. Just figure'd I'd mention the obvious.

  16. Missing: Infrared Remote Capability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is the most annoying feature missing on virtually all tablets...

    Tablets are marketed as the "use everywhere, especially in the living room" computer, but still there's no infrared sender in most of them. And if there is, they are lousy and don't reach over two meters (Yes, Sony, i'm talking to you!)

    integrate a good IR diode and make an app capable of Pronto definitions - instand perfect Remote, and even standalone a reason to buy a tablet...

    1. Re:Missing: Infrared Remote Capability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you also include a way to keep them turned on, you can use two of them in place of the Wii sensor bar! True living room use for a tablet would finally be real!

    2. Re:Missing: Infrared Remote Capability by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      Apple missed a MAJOR marketing opportunity when they did not include IR communications capability on the iPad mini. That would have made it possible for a very sophisticated "universal remote" that would have put the Logitech Harmony series remotes out of business for high-end users, in my humble opinion! :-)

    3. Re:Missing: Infrared Remote Capability by WickedWilly · · Score: 2

      I was looking for that as well and came across http://www.irdroid.com/
      I have no experience further with it.
      Happy New Year!

    4. Re:Missing: Infrared Remote Capability by profplump · · Score: 1

      High-end users don't do IR control. It's unidirectional, unreliable, requires line-of-sight, etc. There are already a number of more suitable radios available in a typical phone/tablet; most "high-end" equipment has a serial port and/or Ethernet (and sometimes Bluetooth these days) so you can actually communicate with the device and not just blindly send commands toward it. Plus it's trivial to convert from WiFi/Bluetooth/serial/etc. to IR at the destination if there's some component that does not support a more useful interface (which at least eliminates the LoS and reliability issues).

      But no matter what the device interface looks like, the real challenge is programming the thing to be useful with the millions of different devices people want to control, without making them learn anything. The value in Harmony isn't the technology in their remotes, it's their huge database of IR codes and their consumer-friendly(ish) programming interface.

  17. Bizarro World by Swampash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously. This post is like a snapshot of an alternate universe where the iPad never happened.

    1. Re:Bizarro World by rjr162 · · Score: 1

      The iPad doesn't solve the issues listed. Off-line navigation integrated, swype, etc

    2. Re:Bizarro World by rjr162 · · Score: 1

      Ignore my prior post, I failed to see the humor in it at first and thought it was suppose to be an actual "factual" post

    3. Re:Bizarro World by FreakyGeeky · · Score: 1

      And one where TomTom's navigation software doesn't exist.

    4. Re:Bizarro World by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      The iPad doesn't offer any of the features he wants and costs a hell of a lot more than the Nexus 7 he already has.

      iPads are not ideal for watching media on, which seems to be something he wants (hence the need for lots of storage space). The Mini doesn't have an HD screen and you have to transcode everything through iTunes, which lacks hardware acceleration so takes forever.

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    5. Re:Bizarro World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Some people are quite proud of the hassles they go through trying to use their half-assed knock offs.

    6. Re:Bizarro World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Transcode" through iTunes?

      Not really.

      Handbrake.

    7. Re:Bizarro World by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      The iPad fails at every single item on that list as far as I can tell. What are you smoking?

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    8. Re:Bizarro World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPad is a license to print money. The list of features presented is the opposite of an iPad. Other manufacturers will not build it because it's completely different in all respects to a proven product. Hence, only alternate iPadless reality manufacturers will build it.

    9. Re:Bizarro World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know what transcode means?

      A very large portion of online media is now in formats that are supported natively by itunes. You don't "transcode" the media in itunes, you sync it using itunes to the device. In fact, to my knowledge, itunes doesnt have the ability to transcode media at all. You would need a third party app.

      Also, there are apps on the app store that will play avi and other file types just fine.

    10. Re:Bizarro World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watch .mkv media on the iPad without transcoding, and upload the files directly over wifi without iTunes. Just get a decent media player app...

    11. Re:Bizarro World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Handbrake converts way faster than iTunes and supports batch conversions.

  18. Stylus/Active Digitzer by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 0

    Until the Galaxy Note 10.1 I did not want a tablet because 80% oi the things I wanted it for I couldn't do due to the lack of a decent stylus.
    Other then that. USB port, bluetooth,.SD or microSD slot, one camera preferably two, GPS plus.

    One thing that would really be nice--an exchangable battery.

  19. Basics by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Good keyboard/support (there are more than a few convertibles that could do the work), ready to install another OS (webos, plasma active, ubuntu, mer or a few others are not explored enough alternatives), open in general (no secret sauce to do your own drivers or write your own code to work with the hardware), "good" hardware in general (long battery life, big capacity, expandable, good screen and camera), and cheap. If is for asking, why not everything?

  20. Full Sized USB by tuppe666 · · Score: 2

    Drop those full size USB ports, and add a (micro) SD card slot.

    I have used full sized usb on a tablet it was the buisness [Toshiba Thrive has one]. Everything I own that plugs into my computer uses Full Sized USB...I'd love the same functionality on my tablet...As well as Several SD card slots..The dimensions that matter are already fixed, 7" [The iPad mini is too big] how thin it is does not matter so much [within reason]. SD and Full sized USB are not mutually exclusive.

    1. Re:Full Sized USB by Teun · · Score: 1

      All my external HD's have a mini USB2 or 3 port, why would the computer need anything bigger?
      Micro SD is for me the most logical solution, it and the slot for it are tiny as are the SD and USB adapters.

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  21. hangovers - how damn hard is it?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hydrate & anti-inflamitories. i.e. Gatorade (errr Lucozade?!) and asprin before going bed in the morning. Or do you just pass out and fall on the floor?!

  22. Pen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A working pen so that I can annotate and highlight PDFs with something close to resembling handwriting. Instead of fingerpainting.

    1. Re:Pen. by rjr162 · · Score: 2

      Galaxy Note line of "phones"/tablets have an awesome pen

    2. Re:Pen. by hawguy · · Score: 1

      A working pen so that I can annotate and highlight PDFs with something close to resembling handwriting. Instead of fingerpainting.

      Doesn't every touchscreen already work with a stylus?

    3. Re:Pen. by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 0

      A working pen so that I can annotate and highlight PDFs with something close to resembling handwriting. Instead of fingerpainting.

      Doesn't every touchscreen already work with a stylus?

      The concept is a pen that you use that is not like fingerpainting or writing with a thick crayon. The two technologies that are possible are : resistive screens -- forget it too many negatives; and digitizers like used with graphics tablets -- the two companies that produce that technology are wacom and n-trig.

    4. Re:Pen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    5. Re:Pen. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Yes, the pen is what you play most with all of the time.

      I'm in the market of a new phone but a Note is a bit too big for my liking. As a tablet it is too small and as a phone it is too big. I do quite a lot of productivity stuff on my tablet and I can't fathom how I would be able to accomplish that on a Note.

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  23. Micro - normal USB adapters are dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looking through the reviews on various USB adapters on amazon, a surprisingly large number of reviews talk about their phones and tablets being totally fried after plugging them in. I can't imagine why that would happen, as I don't know much about the USB internal voltages and power ratings, but it scares me enough that I'm not going to try plugging a keyboard into my phone through one.

    1. Re:Micro - normal USB adapters are dangerous by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      Get the 3amp ac powered 7port usb hub ( www.plugable.com ) for $20, Logitech usb keyboard/mouse combo for $15. Use any size flashdrive for extra storage. I've been using them for months with nary a problem.

    2. Re:Micro - normal USB adapters are dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would a usb adapter fry a tablet/phone? That doesn't make sense.

  24. Integrated maps and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Integrated GPS navigation with built-in maps, not relying on an (always brittle, often expensive) ongoing data connection, or relying on a 3rd-party app."

    I would also add, full-time integrated access to the complete English language Wikipedia, without the hassle of relying on a data connection.

    1. Re:Integrated maps and... by Zero_DgZ · · Score: 1

      I dunno, somehow sub-$50 standalone GPS navigation devices manage to do this just fine, and have done for many years now. I don't see why a tablet couldn't do that, or come with the software to do that, or have an add-on SD card or something with all that map data on it you can buy for a couple of bucks. (Hint: That already happened. You used to be able to buy map cards for oldschool PDA's that had an entire continents' worth of road data, addresses, and POI's. You can still do the same with update cards for fancier standalone GPS navigators.)

      Actually, your knee-jerk sarcastic comment isn't as far off as you think. If you discount the pictures and videos, and/or downsample the images to something suitable for a phone or tablet screen, the entire text content of the English wikipedia is only a couple of gigs; Easily small enough to fit on whatever microSD card you most recently lost between the cushions of your couch.

    2. Re:Integrated maps and... by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      "Integrated GPS navigation with built-in maps, not relying on an (always brittle, often expensive) ongoing data connection, or relying on a 3rd-party app."

      I would also add, full-time integrated access to the complete English language Wikipedia, without the hassle of relying on a data connection.

      There's already an android app that halfway does this. Look in the Play store for "Wiki Encyclopedia Offline-Free". It says it includes the top 2 million English entries (wikipedia currently has 4.1 million: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Size_of_Wikipedia ). It takes 3.6GB of space

  25. Slightly Different Approach by high_rolla · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I often like to think about these things in terms of activities or outcomes rather than features. The problem with thinking in terms of features is that you lock yourself into a specific implementation (which is often sub optimal).

    So instead of saying "I need HDMI" I would instead say "I need a dead simple way to have my screen show up on any external screen."
    Now HDMI may in fact be the answer but maybe there is a better way. For instance AppleTV works very nicely for me with all my devices to the TV. I'm not saying we should all install AppleTV's just observing that a wireless solution could be very convenient too. We should explore alternatives rather than just diving into the immediately obvious solution.

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    1. Re:Slightly Different Approach by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Ok hold on cowboy. Wired and wireless are NOT directly interchangable. Airplay will never be as robust as a physical HDMI cable. It requires logins and setup and networking etc. Full disclosure: I have 3 Apple TVs fed from a 2011 mac mini using ipads and iphones and it STILL doesnt work all that well as a whole. Airplay works decent enough, but i would NEVER rely on it alone and ignore the robustness wired brings. I even have the mac mini and the appleTVs and all the iDevices on their own VLAN and it still doesnt work 100%.

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    2. Re:Slightly Different Approach by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised I have not read more about Mirrolink. It is basically VNC for phones and tablets, and allows the receiver to send back touch inputs. Its main use seems to be for connecting phones to car in-dash screens and allowing the user to interact with sat-nav and media player apps. The only down-side seems to be that the frame rate is reduced compared to a native display.

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    3. Re:Slightly Different Approach by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      For instance AppleTV works very nicely for me with all my Apple devices to the TV.

      FTFY.

      While the wireless aspect is certainly entertaining, I'm fine with just a cord. Pretty much every TV nowadays has an HDMI connector or two available.

    4. Re:Slightly Different Approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, but getting one adapter for the TV is not that bad. I have just one TV so the cable stays there, if I travel and need the adapter with me I can take it. HDMI port is quite big so I prefer my iPad as it is.

    5. Re:Slightly Different Approach by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      We should explore alternatives rather than just diving into the immediately obvious solution.

      The thing with the immediately obvious solution is that there's a very good reason why it is immediately obvious. HDMI is the first thing that comes to mind as it's the one thing that every TV in nearly every house has. Nearly every house has a HDMI cable too. Nearly every monitor can be connected to HDMI via an adapter of some sort.

      I'm all for a wireless or other solution but until I can use it anywhere without hassle the obvious is obviously more ideal.

      Not to mention that only a few days ago we were discussion how people wanted dumb TVs and no one uses the smart features anyway. I guess people don't realise that most smart TVs come with a DNLA client and a wireless network builtin, so in theory we can already stream media to any smart TV. But again this is in but a few households.

    6. Re:Slightly Different Approach by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Well it'll also work with Windows PCs. It's just non-Apple mobile devices that are SOL.

    7. Re:Slightly Different Approach by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      HDMI is the first thing that comes to mind as it's the one thing that every TV in nearly every house has. Nearly every house has a HDMI cable too. Nearly every monitor can be connected to HDMI via an adapter of some sort.

      You seem to be generalising from your own experience. Most people don't renew their TVs that often.

    8. Re:Slightly Different Approach by high_rolla · · Score: 1

      Obvious solutions aren't always the best. But better solutions often seem obvious in hindsight.

      If all we ever did was just the most obvious solution I don't think we would have progressed anywhere as far as we have.

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    9. Re:Slightly Different Approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it the depends on where you live, but most (perhaps all) people I know have upgraded to a flat screen TV and most of those have HDMI inputs, it is less certain they'll have a HDMI cable to go with it. But the fact is HDMI has been around long enough and flat screen TVs have been affordable for long enough that most people will have upgraded their main TV to a flatscreen that just happens to support HDMI.

    10. Re:Slightly Different Approach by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      HDMI is the first thing that comes to mind as it's the one thing that every TV in nearly every house has. Nearly every house has a HDMI cable too. Nearly every monitor can be connected to HDMI via an adapter of some sort.

      You seem to be generalising from your own experience. Most people don't renew their TVs that often.

      And you seem to be from yours too. I could say with some certainty that I don't know a single person who has a TV (I know I handfull who don't at all), which doesn't have a HDMI port. The most recently a struggling poor duo who's TV died. They bought some cheap Chinese crap brand for a smidge over $200 which has a total of 5 HDMI inputs. A TV doesn't need to be top of the line, nor does it need to be recent. My parent's 5 year old plasma had HDMI inputs. Hell HDMI started appearing on TVs some 10 years ago.

      Now people don't refresh their TVs frequently but this isn't new technology either by a very long shot. It essentially came to the market with the first LCD panels. Let's just say that you're more likely to find support for HDMI in the typical household than some wireless streaming technology like Airplay.

    11. Re:Slightly Different Approach by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You seem to be under the belief that the options are all mutually exclusive.

      You want to connect a tablet to a TV, provide HDMI and add your experimental new technology as an advanced extra feature. Don't ditch the obvious solution most likely to work before your alternative is already ubiquitous.

    12. Re:Slightly Different Approach by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      You say I'm generalising from my own experience when I say that "Most people don't change their TVs that often." And then you say:

      Now people don't refresh their TVs frequently

      So actually you agree with my point. Then you say that they first started appearing on TVs 10 years ago. Well, only but just as Wikipedia says they were designed in 2002. It takes a while for newly designed standards to come in most TVs.

      Lots of people have TVs older than 10 years. If you still can't see this, note that the world>USA, and that might help. Most people replace their TVs only when they are broken, become obsolete beyond the point that can be fixed by adding a set-top box, or perhaps when they move to a new house.

    13. Re:Slightly Different Approach by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I'm agreeing with your point that TVs don't change often.

      I completely disagree with the argument you were using that statement for.

      In the last 10 years we saw a quantum leap in TV technology. While I highly doubt very much that very many people have upgraded their LCDs just because of the 100Hz or 1080p thing, 10 years ago saw the change from CRT to LCD becoming the defacto household standard TVs. HDMI was ratified in 2002 and within just a couple of years became standard kit on all flat TVs be it Plasma or LCD.

      Now you may be right that MOST of the world hasn't upgraded their TV. I put it to you that those people who haven't cared about upgrading their TVs couldn't give a shit about buying the latest tablet nor what connection is available to them to their TVs, mainly because HDTVs are cheaper than iPads. When you look at it that way you will realise you're splitting hairs with my original point which was if you want to connect a tablet to a TV you use the industrial standard connection that is most commonly available.

  26. Bigger size... by knisa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd like to see a decent tablet with around a 14" screen. Something that would make reviewing documentation (or sheet music) intended for Letter/A4 sized printouts possible without shrinking it to fit a diminutive screen.

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    1. Re:Bigger size... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      Maybe you would prefer a 40 inch tablet! How big are your pockets?

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    2. Re:Bigger size... by WrecklessSandwich · · Score: 1

      Maybe you would prefer a 40 inch tablet! How big are your pockets?

      What pocket are you putting ANY tablet in? My Galaxy S3 (with case) is a snug fit in my (not-skinny) pants pocket as-is, let alone a Nexus 7.

    3. Re:Bigger size... by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I second that. I do read a lot of comics on my tablet and frankly, the standard 10.1" things are too small for that. No amount of increasing DPI will change this. An A4 sized tablet is exactly what I would like to have on my coffee table.

      And while we are at it: stop wasting so much space around the borders of tablets. You need to put your fingers somewhere, true. And touch screens trigger very quickly when having fingers close to them. But does it have to be THAT much border? We could hae a lot more screen real estate by simply shrinking that.

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    4. Re:Bigger size... by knisa · · Score: 1

      A tablet does not necessarily equal a pocketable computer.

      I've tried using various laptops rotated 90 degrees for playing sheet music, but they don't exactly sit well on the stand. Admittedly, it's a special case, but there are lots of places where having a 1:1 replacement for a sheet of paper would come in handy.

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  27. Art tablet by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    My wish-list tablet would have an x86 CPU capable of running off-the-shelf visual-arts software such as Photoshop, Illustrator, Manga Studio, and Painter. Win7, Win8, OS X... whatever. Give me wifi and Dropbox, and I'm all set for getting data on/off it. Don't bother with a keyboard; if I wanted to type I'd use a laptop. But give me a pressure-sensitive stylus (Wacom or UC-Logic digitizer), and a few buttons on the frame which can be programmed to simulate keypresses like Ctrl-Z or Alt. Give it a 14" 4:3 screen with a resolution of at least 1280x1024. This is totally feasible. I just need someone to make it.

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    1. Re:Art tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They kinda have made those for years now. I draw on an Asus EP121 12" slate with a wacom digitizer and multi-touch capacitive. 1280x800 screen, i5 processor, 4gb of ram. My other drawing tablet is an old Fujitsu T4020 convertible which I've locked in tablet mode. Lower specs (1024x768, Core 2, 2gb ram, heavier - especially with the 2nd battery) but it's 4x3, has more buttons, and the screen is unbelievable. Paint tool Sai runs on it like a dream, and I've no problems with the Gimp, either.

      Now, the new fangled arm based tablets are great for media consumption, but for specialized content creation, nothing I've found has beaten the old Tablet PC design that's been around for literally DECADES. (Not kidding - I have a 486 tablet PC with an active digitizer). People act like Microsoft Tablet PCs didn't exist before Surface/RT/8/Whatever they're calling it this week, and I don't really understand that.

    2. Re:Art tablet by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you want a laptop with a touch-screen. Off-the-shelf software isn't touch-friendly in most cases so supporting it on a tablet OS (including Windows) is nearly pointless.

      If you want software designed for a keyboard and mouse, run it on a laptop. It already works.

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    3. Re:Art tablet by Zero_DgZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This exists. Thinkpad X series tablets. End of discussion. Toshiba/Acer/Asus/Panasonic/Everybody/Their Dog also makes some version, or did in the past.

      Mine has a Wacom Stylus, pressure sensitive, multiple buttons, actual keyboard, close(r) to 4:3 aspect ratio, (it's actually 16:10; 16:12 = 4:3), asinine long battery life, covered in USB ports, available with massive hard drive/RAM amounts, comes with a docking station, runs regular old Windows. (Also runs later versions of Ubuntu pretty good.) Mine is new enough to have a finger-touchable screen as well as the Wacom stylus. Physically punching the OK button on error dialogs is an experience that cannot be beat.

      Used ones can be had with 4:3 screens, if you want to troll eBay for one. They're cheaper, too.

    4. Re:Art tablet by tverbeek · · Score: 2

      You managed to completely fail to understand everything I wrote. The programs I mentioned are not mouse-and-keyboard software, and they damn well aren't touch-screen software. They are software that was designed to be used with a pressure-sensitive stylus, and would work so much better with a larger screen than most tablets have.

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    5. Re:Art tablet by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      I actually have a Thinkpad X61. It's usable, but it's not what I described. I like that it has a few buttons, and it's the least-clunky convertible I've handled. Most of those are... well... there's a reason Steve Jobs used to throw up a little every time Bill Gates talked about TabletPCs, and hardly anyone bought them with their own money (just company purchases). As your description makes clear, even the relatively lightweight X61 is saddled with a bunch of kitchen-sink that just makes it heavier (keyboard, trackpoint, hinge, hard drive) without contributing to my primary use for it: as a drawing tablet. When I drawn on paper, I use 11x14" pads (over 17" diagonal); a 12" XGA screen is like I'm still using a 1990s laptop.

      It amazes me to say this, but Microsoft is almost on the right track. Take a Surface Pro. Give it a 50% larger screen and a few of the X61's buttons. Then maybe I'll be interested.

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    6. Re:Art tablet by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      TabletPC's have always had way too much "laptop" built into them to be accepted as tablets (even the few slates, like the old HP TC1100). They're neither fish nor fowl. I'm using one... but I wish I could trade all the rattling keys and latches for an SSD and a larger screen.

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    7. Re:Art tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also weighs a ton and has shit battery life. (Compared to a real tablet)

      What you're talking about is the failed convertible laptop form factor that microsoft has been pushing for more than a decade. It never sells well. Not when it was win95 with stylus on a resistive screen with a stylus, and not now with a touch screen and detachable floppy keyboard "cover".

      Microsoft tried for more than a decade to sell a "tablet" and apple scored a home run on their first attempt with the ipad.

  28. Call it "The Homer"... by secretvampire · · Score: 0

    ...and charge $1232.98 for it. Add seven cupholders for good measure!

  29. WIshlist by Murdoch5 · · Score: 2

    For everyone to shut up about tablets. Just buy the tablet you like and don't brag, slam and belittle the tablet market.

    1. Re:WIshlist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm still waiting for one that has the ability to fly, damn tablet market

    2. Re:WIshlist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For everyone to shut up about tablets. Just buy the tablet you like and don't brag, slam and belittle the tablet market.

      Apple haters will always whine / hate on the iPad or iOS and ask for tick box lists that the iPad does not have. Then when an Android tablet conveniently follows Apple's lead (re: Nexus) they will claim they never wanted those features all along (re: SD card slot).

      Android fanboi sheep will never stop hating on the iPad while they fear buyer's remorse. Full stop.

    3. Re:WIshlist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only morons buy tablets.

    4. Re:WIshlist by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Just buy the tablet you like

      You obviously fail to realise the purpose of this post...

    5. Re:WIshlist by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      not at all, I just don't need another post about tablets. Everyone wants a one device does all piece of hardware instead of buying the right tool for the job.

    6. Re:WIshlist by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the right tool for the job is a swiss army knife.

      Having one device can be a critical criteria.

    7. Re:WIshlist by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      I just don't see it being a good idea, the more you make a piece of hardware or software do the less overall quality you can achieve. It is kind of like hiring a contractor, you hire one guy that knows a little about a lot of areas and trust him hire the right guy for the job in each micro area. You wouldn't let the plumber run the electrical or let the plumber rebuild a roof. I think it is the same way with electronics, in the end your going to get a better end product if you don't try to "hire" the one guy does all tablet.

    8. Re:WIshlist by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Depends on your criteria. If you want a military hardened GPS with insane amounts of accuracy, a battery life of weeks at a time, and other fantastic features then go for it. My number 1 criteria for a GPS device is not having to carry ANOTHER device with me. That's my same criteria for a music player. In that respect I am thankful for the cut-down under-performing yet still usable GPS in my phone.

      Same goes for many of the other things in the list. Eveything has it's purpose including a device that does everything. I own a completely kitted out toolbox with all standard phillips and flathead screwdrivers, yet I've lost count of the number of times I've used the screwdriver on my pocket knife simply because that one piece of equipment gets carried around almost everywhere with me where a toolbox is bloody heavy and sits at home. Same goes for the pliers in the Gerber multi-tools. Quite possibly the worst and least comfortable set of pliers I've ever used, but a damn site better than not having any with you.

      It all depends on what you value in a device.

    9. Re:WIshlist by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

  30. Steve Jobs not so right about the size by tuppe666 · · Score: 2

    Not so right about the form factor though. The 7" tablet seems to have become the dominant one, without people filing down their fingers :), although attributing Everything to Steve Jobs without acknowledging the natural progression of technology, or what happened before it is ridiculous, or the other people who worked on the iPad. The most remarkable thing about the iPad at launch was its price :) something Apple seem to have forgotten.

    1. Re:Steve Jobs not so right about the size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let us all know when you have any actual numbers on 7" tablets. From any vendor.

    2. Re:Steve Jobs not so right about the size by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      The most remarkable thing about the iPad at launch was its price :) something Apple seem to have forgotten.

      Apple didn't forget it, it's just they have painted themselves into a corner. With no new magic products of any significance to pick up the iShiny torch there is exactly one way to grow profits for next year and thus allow the executive suite to hang onto its proverbial meal tickets for yet another year. That one way: squeeze more money out of existing products. That means: no sales, no price cuts, no deals, except on obsolete junk that might as well be binned. And naturally, that strategy ends in doom for Apple. Which is just fine with me given that Apple does not even bother to try to hide its true nature any more.

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    3. Re:Steve Jobs not so right about the size by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      Not so right about the form factor though. The 7" tablet seems to have become the dominant one, without people filing down their fingers :), although attributing Everything to Steve Jobs without acknowledging the natural progression of technology, or what happened before it is ridiculous, or the other people who worked on the iPad. The most remarkable thing about the iPad at launch was its price :) something Apple seem to have forgotten.

      Apple has sold 100 million iPads in less than 2 years.. While I would prefer a 7" tablet, it seems like a large market thinks 10" is fine.

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    4. Re:Steve Jobs not so right about the size by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The 7" tablet seems to have become the dominant one, without people filing down their fingers :)

      Aren't Star Trek pads about 7"?

  31. I'd settle for a jump drive with a micro-USB jack by Picass0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The reason you want a full sized USB jack demonstrats where the jump drive market is behind the times. I'd like to see guys like Kingston start putting micro-USB connectors on jump drives.

  32. Maps by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Google's maps app provides a passable workaround, in the form of cached data, so you can load up the maps you need for a given route while you're sitting at a cheap and fast broadband connection, but in practice I'd found it iffy; sometimes the navigation refuses to recognize the maps I've loaded

    I've found that if I pre-cache maps, I always end up caching only the layers I don't need, and I zoom in and out to layers that aren't cached.

    My complaint is that I like marking things up. I want to draw thing on documents. And not an overlaid JPG, but OCR that is actual object recognition, in addition to character, not just word recognition. Shape recognition, connector recognition, and native integration into existing document formats. Personally, I'd like to be able to sketch something and export it into AutoCAD or Visio or a GIS format. Yes, I know how hard that would be, that doesn't mean I don't want it any less.

    1. Re:Maps by hazem · · Score: 2

      I've been using NavFree USA on my Nexus and it seems like a decent program. I don't know why he has a problem with 3rd party programs.

      With this one, you download entire maps for entire states. It even seems to do a nice job with navigation. The only downside that I can see so far is that it's not aware of stores and such. It can navigate from here to 3rd & Main, but it doesn't know where Fry's is.

      At work, I have a Lenovo "convertible" laptop that has a stylus for the touch-screen (finger works too). You can write and it will do OCR, but it seemed more like a toy functionality and the novelty wore off after about an hour.

  33. Meh... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not too thrilled with most of these ideas. Full-sized USB? That would require it to be awfully thick. I could see some kind of micro-usb port, and if you want you can use and adapter, but I don't mind going over wifi if I need to tranfer data. HDMI? I don't really care. If I want something on my TV, I'm fine with having a set-top box. Stereo recording? I mean... I have a microphone on my tablet. I'm not sure the value in recording in stereo when the two mics are right next to each other, but maybe I'm just ignorant there.

    Mostly, I'd like to see more open platforms for phones and tablets. The fact that I can't just install whatever software I want grates on me a little. I'd like to be able to buy a piece of hardware based on its value, and then install the OS and apps based on their value, instead of buying into a unified platform and being stuck. Though, I can also see the value in having a unified platform. Apple provides great products across the board largely because they're able to control the whole stack. But it'd be nice if I could easily install the latest stock Android on my iPad to check it out, and continue using it if I prefer it.

    1. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What he wants is what I just ordered from eBay. Do a search for 'Android 4 netbook' and you can find something that has most of what you want for around $130. If you look you can find a netbook/laptop device with a 10" screen or a table with a 7" screen and a real keyboard .

    2. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I could see having a "bulge" for ports that wouldn't be too hateful.... I'm looking at my 1st gen kindle fire, which is admittedly on the thick side to begin with. It would not be terrible if it was a bit fatter at the top, which could accommodate the desired ports. You'd end up using it "right side up" as a handheld and upside down with peripherals.

  34. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Built-in maps: No. This should be an app, not something that comes built-in to the OS. These apps exist. You're trying to move backward.
    Full-sized USB: not worth it. You'd have to make the device too damn big just to fit the port, and you'll waste power on the devices you plug into it.
    Swiping keyboard: Good idea, but again, this is an app, not an OS feature (on Android, at least).
    Pixel Qi: Maybe, but is the expense/power tradeoff worth it? Not for most people.
    Hardware toggles: No. I don't need a constantly-available hardware switch for something I toggle once a month. That's madness.
    HDMI out: No. We need Miracast, or whatever the open standard competitor to Apple's Airplay ends up being.
    Stereo recorder: Not worth the cost for the 99.99% of users who don't care.
    Bright LED: Meh, I use my phone when I need a flashlight, not my tablet.

    Sorry, I'm not trying to piss on your parade, but it's not going to happen.

    1. Re:Nope by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Built-in maps: No. This should be an app, not something that comes built-in to the OS. These apps exist. You're trying to move backward.

      The problem is, built-in map apps from the big navigator companies tend to suck, presumably because they would otherwise compete with more-profitable navigator appliances made by the same vendor.

      If the otherwise free Google Maps (for instance) just had the *option* to *buy* built-in maps, that would be fine.

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  35. It's not a toaster. by metrometro · · Score: 2

    [specific computing need] without relying on a 3rd-party app.

    Do you want a computer or an appliance? If you want a computer, install some of that pesky "3rd-party" software and move on.

    1. Re:It's not a toaster. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      The problem as I see it is a matter of integration. For instance, sure there are video communicator apps that use the front facing camera; have been for some time, but none of them have the same degree of integration as the phone app. They are clumsy to use, not something mother-in-law could figure out.

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    2. Re:It's not a toaster. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      If you want something the mother in law can figure out, you buy an iPad.

    3. Re:It's not a toaster. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      But then you're limited to what an ipad can do, which isn't very impressive.

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    4. Re:It's not a toaster. by profplump · · Score: 1

      "Things the mother-in-law can figure out [on a tablet]" is a strict subset of "things the iPad can do".

    5. Re:It's not a toaster. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      With 700,000 apps on the App Store, you can only keep that point of view if you have your head buried firmly where the sun don't shine.

    6. Re:It's not a toaster. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      The topic is about what tablets need and don't have. Hundreds of thousands of apps, most of which are crap, really aren't germane to the conversation. That a tablet is easy to use is not important if what the tablet does is not interesting.

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    7. Re:It's not a toaster. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      "Can I insert this SD card?"

      "No."

      "Fail."

      And so, things that the iPad can do is a strict subset of what mother-in-law wants to do. Or, if you will, they are intersecting sets. A Venn diagram with very little overlap.

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    8. Re:It's not a toaster. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      What a very limited view of technology you have. Seems to be stuck in the PC era.

    9. Re:It's not a toaster. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Why should I buy something that doesn't do what I want?

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    10. Re:It's not a toaster. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Absolutely you shouldn't. I hope you can still get PCs with floppy drives.

  36. /. articles cause flashbacks by sgt+scrub · · Score: 4, Funny

    This article reminds me of the days I would build machines for people that constantly "wanted more". They wanted to be able to stuff every drive they ever owned into it. Then they wanted to have their scanner, printer, phone, 5.25 and 3.5 floppy, and cd player/recoreder attached. Then they wanted the best graphics card for playing games, looking at pictures, watching movies, editing pictures, creating 3d graphis for games, and encoding movies. They wanted the best sound card for games, listening to music, editing music, creating music (which of course meant they needed a way to hook up another slew of midi devices). Then they wanted a web server on it. Then they wanted a database server on it. Then they needed a network card, then two, then bonded interfaces. Ah, fun times.

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    1. Re:/. articles cause flashbacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > My drive to work is always solitary but I may need to drive a few co-workers to Stan's birthday lunch. The roads usually aren't bad but, once every few years, a foot of snow falls over night. There is also the possibility that I might need to help a friend move a couch. What if I need to tow a neighbor out of the ditch? Obviously, I must buy an extended cab truck or a large SUV.

      The line between tools and toys can be humorous sometimes.

  37. China Tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are wiling to go over to the dark side, most if not all of those features are quite easily found. Wanting things like SD and real usb guest/host are some of the reasons i gave up on the stuff that is being sold in the US. ( and cost ). About the only thing i haven't got in my tablet is GPS as i have a 6" phone ( china again ) that does that for me.

  38. My wishlist by DaChesserCat · · Score: 2
    Two apps onscreen at once. You know, like they demo on the Samsung tablets? I want Android to do that on any device. I don't care how fast your software can task switch. I frequently need to pull two apps up side-by-side and compare stuff. Having one completely disappear off the screen makes a smartphone or tablet useless for such things. I don't need a full windowing GUI; two at a time is sufficient.

    Cases with built-in solar cells. I want to be able to lay it on my desk (upside down is fine) or on the dash of my car on a sunny day and have the battery recover.

    The ability for an app to change the device's USB profile:
    • You can get apps which will let you use your smartphone as a touchpad, but you have to run some kind of software on the other machine. I want the ability to fire up an app on my smartphone or tablet, while plugged into another machine's USB port for battery charging, and have the other machine see a USB connected mouse/touchpad without needing to install any specialized software.
    • Ditto for keyboard. I want to be able to use my smartphone's/tablet's voice recognition while connected to a desktop/laptop machine and have the connected machine think that I'm just typing really fast.
    • Ditto for audio input/ouput. I have a headset which connects to my smartphone; why should I have to have another one for my PC/laptop? Again, no special software required on the connected desktop/laptop machine.

    The ability to set proxy server settings on a connection-by-connection basis. If I'm on my home wifi network, I have a caching proxy in place to reduce bandwidth usage and accelerate access. If I'm elsewhere, I don't want to try hitting that proxy server. Just add that to the wifi profile and get on with it. Neither Android nor any version of Linux I've used manages to get this right.

    Array microphones on the device. I want to be able to lay my smartphone/tablet face-down on an table during a meeting and, not only record the voices clearly, but be able to map out, after the fact, who was sitting where and have the recording annotated with who said what. Can't even get an add-on device which can do this.

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  39. Any solution...as long as its from Apple by tuppe666 · · Score: 2

    For instance AppleTV works very nicely for me with all my devices to the TV

    The trouble with Apple products is the "just fail" when mixed with any technology other than their own "massively overpriced". None of it uses industry standards, which they think they can just ignore. The reality is there other solutions like uPnP/DNLA, but I wired solution gets rid of the middle man. The reality is a $1 cable works better than *ANY* Apple solution.

    1. Re:Any solution...as long as its from Apple by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      It works better, until you find that you are now literally chained to the tv, whenever you want to do something.

      So now you have to choose between a long cable and its risks, or getting out of the chair just to pick another movie, picture etc.

      Personally I much prefer NOT being chained.

    2. Re:Any solution...as long as its from Apple by high_rolla · · Score: 1

      Well I didn't say AppleTV specifically. I just said that I used it and liked it so "A" wireless solution (but not specifically an Apple one) may be worth investigating and those others you suggest such as DNLA are perfectly fine examples.

      Personally I like a wireless solution as I don't need to have a cable (either on my person or hanging off the TV) and I can easily have the device with me on the couch (or wherever) to control it. What I personally prefer could very well be different to what you personally prefer. Doesn't mean either is wrong or better or whatnot, just that we have different values.

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    3. Re:Any solution...as long as its from Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... You're right.

      When I'm walking around the house streaming music from my iPhone in my pocket to my stereo, why do it wirelessly to the apple tv when instead i could get a 50 foot audio cord, plug it into my pants, and walk around trying not to trip on it.

      Do you have to consciously try to say stupid things or does it just come naturally?

      And the apple tv is not overpriced (i would argue it is one of the few apple products that you cant say that about). Google's Nexus Q launched at THREE times the price with fewer features. The only device in the same category that is cheaper is the Roku, and the difference is not that substantial.

  40. hmm solar panel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don’t know if you can get enough power to recharge the tablet but maybe can help lessen the drain on the battery

  41. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lalalalalaLALALALALAI can't hear youLALALALALA

  42. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Informative

    "And, does anyone actually use Android tablets? All the web usage stats show iOS devices leading by a massive margin.

    What exactly are Android tablets used for? Doorstops?

    They really are useless junk...."

    You may be interested to know that there are far more Android phones in circulation now than iPhones. Also, you have to keep in mind that the Android OS was not adapted for tablets until relatively recently... much later than the release of iOS tablets.

    Given those facts, I think it is just a matter of time until Android dominates the tablet market, too.

    Now, don't misunderstand me: Android does have its faults. Like its default reliance on Google for proper operation (much like iOS reliance on Apple). However, there is a difference: it is possible to disable the Google apps on Android and use 3rd-party applications instead. That is not possible for a lot of functionality in iOS.

  43. 7 inch tablets... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The larger tablets have been too big for me. I waited until the 7/8 inch ones came out. I played with a Google Nexus 7 for a while but decided for my use cases the iPad Mini would be more suitable. Using your wish-list...

    1) Tomtom app for iPad - Doesn't need a network connection.

    2) Open Streetmap clients are out there. An update tool is just software.

    3) Why the hell do you want a full size USB. They're *HUGE*. The iPad Mini is only about 5 mm thick in total. It has lightning which is a USB host. I would like Apple to support more devices on it. SD card and USB storage devices have limited support.

    4) I love the thumb keyboard you get by 'splitting' the keyboard. On the Mini it works really well with everything easily accessible. I would imaging its a bit big on a full sized iPad. I have a bluetooth apple keyboard for various uses and with the iPad it works really well. Its a bit bigger than you want to carry around normally but quite light. (http://www.cyberspice.org.uk/blog/2012/12/29/apple-bluetooth-keyboard-and-ipad/)

    5) Since I live in Northern Europe. I've not really had a chance to use it outside in daylight :-D

    6) "Hardware" toggles aren't really physical switches in the connection. They're still just switches that toggle GPIOs. Easily over-ridden in software if you want to. Having the slide switch on the iPad more configurable would be nice.

    7) HDMI connector? Wires, how retro! Again the lightning connector supports this functionality via an adapter. Like the USB connector an HDMI connector is quite large and not everyone will want one. The current use of adapters on both IOS and Android tablets is a better solution. However I use Airplay via an AppleTV to watch movies and play games on my TV. Works nicely with Netflix, iTunes, and BBC iPlayer.

    8) Stereo record is another function that not everyone needs so why build it in if you don't need it. Android tablets with a USB host should be able to support it via a dongle.

    9) The bright LED is something missing from the iPad Mini. The iPhone has it but not the iPad Mini.

    10) To be honest I'm not worried about supporting multiple OSes. If I wanted that I would have a laptop (which I do). The iPad is something I can carry in my handbag and pull out when I need a web browser, e-mail, to SSH in to something or what ever...

    A lot of the wish list is possible now with at least one of the available tablet types. The requirement for things like full sized sockets and the like kind of defeats the whole purpose of the small, light, thin, tablet and is missing the point.

    1. Re:7 inch tablets... by tepples · · Score: 2

      lightning

      Now you have to include the price of all the dongles in the total cost of ownership, and you can't use more than one at the same time except for the $99 Wi-Fi-to-HDMI adapter (Apple TV) that only works with Apple products.

      To be honest I'm not worried about supporting multiple OSes. If I wanted that I would have a laptop (which I do).

      The problem here is that ASUS and Acer just announced that they stopped making laptops with a 10 inch screen as of today.

      The requirement for things like full sized sockets and the like kind of defeats the whole purpose of the small, light, thin, tablet and is missing the point.

      What if you don't care so much about thin?

    2. Re:7 inch tablets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then buy something else??? Honestly, i own an iPad, and i have used the dock connector (pre lightning model) to sync with iTunes twice... And besides that only to charge. I do anything more in depth on my laptop.

      If your needs are different, buy another product. That is one of the advantages of living in our capitalist society with strong competition in markets.

  44. Not the old show me I can't Google by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Let us all know when you have any actual numbers on 7" tablets. From any vendor.

    This is just one story http://www.businessinsider.com/ipad-mini-sales-2012-12 even Apples own Mini is outselling the iPad 4, and its not like the Googles and Amazon 7" tablets are particularly secret.

  45. Tougher tablets are needed by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

    "Mine broke right after I started using it!" --Moses

  46. You can check out any time you like AND leave by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    the simple fact that the iPad is trapped in the walled garden instantly rules it out for me.

    You can leave at any time by jailbreaking.

    The idea that the "walled garden" is stopping you when anyone can step over the hedges was, is and always shall be laughable.

    What it really means is that you have some kind of tragic flaw where you cannot ignore what company makes things, and just buy the device that would in fact work best for your needs.

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    1. Re:You can check out any time you like AND leave by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      You can leave at any time by jailbreaking.

      No you can't. Sometimes there's a delay between when a particular combination of device+PhoneOS is released and the coresponding hack. Plus once you've jailbroken, you are frozen on that release of the OS. You can't update because you'll be unjailbroken again. There might not be a suitable re-jailbreak yet. The world starts to pass you buy as new apps are released that don't support your phone anymore.

      What you are advocating doesn't fit in well with the expectations of the platform or it's developers.

      Plus, jailbreaking resides in a legal grey area that would get you crucified by Apple fanboys if it were for any purpose that didn't suit iCult marketing.

      None of it makes any sense for the sort of "non-geek" user that Apple devices are supposed to be targeted at.

      Why bother? Just buy something else. Use something that doesn't involve a company and user community that has no respect for you.

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    2. Re:You can check out any time you like AND leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother? Just buy something else. Use something that doesn't involve a company and user community that has no respect for you.

      Go back to your basement, old man. The computer world is growing up and leaving you behind.

    3. Re:You can check out any time you like AND leave by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      No you can't.

      You say that as an absolute when there are a large number of Apple devices you can still quite easily jailbreak. At any one time the pool of devices you cannot jailbreak is limited to just the very latest ones.

      You can't update because you'll be unjailbroken again.

      Oh I see you don't REALLY want to leave the garden at all, just pretend you are outside.

      Plus, jailbreaking resides in a legal grey area

      That is the most bullshit argument ever put forth against using Apple products. Jalbreaking has not hurt one single soul. Why would you think Apple supporters would mind when millions of people already do so? Apple supporters are about what works, not bullshit lines of fear around something. For some people jailbroken devices work better. It's a "legally dubious" as crossing the street against the light when no traffic is present - or it would be except even then you could get a ticket for jaywalking and with jailbreaking there is NO RISK.

      None of it makes any sense for the sort of "non-geek" user that Apple devices are supposed to be targeted at.

      Right, Apple targets only non-geek users, which is why they support VPN and built the whole system atop UNIX and allows anyone to program for them... right....

      Why bother?

      Because for almost no effort you can have hardware of better quality and features that does exactly what you want. Sorry I didn't realize a "geek" like yourself meant someone who could not be arsed to lift a single finger to make a device work better. I was kind of operating under the old definition of geek that meant "self sufficient, able to make any hardware do what they wanted and didn't mind effort to do so".

      Use something that doesn't involve a company and user community that has no respect for you.

      That make no sense. Apple has a lot of respect for Jailbreakers - in case you hadn't notice they have hired a number of them. Apple looks on Jailbreakers as a kind of wild laboratory where interesting ideas play out, then they borrow back what turns out well.

      The user community as I said ALSO supports jailbreakers.

      The only people who get no respect are app pirates, but that's a very different thing from Jailbraking. Cedia is not at all about pirating apps, it's about useful system and application tweaks and extensions.

      Well that's not quite true, the other people who get no respect from anyone are self-proclaimed "geeks" afraid to do a single thing because of an endless parade of excuses that really boil down to they hate a company and will do anything to hurt them even if the most damage comes to their own abilities.

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  47. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

    Because there's only one item on any true iFan's wish list: I wish I wasn't overdrawn at the bank so I could put another iShiny on my credit card!

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  48. Perfectly reasonable, for the most part. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but all you "hey, buy a laptop" crowd are on the wrong side of this one, IMO.

    The OP isn't really asking for the world. He's not asking for anything that a tablet isn't perfectly capable of doing. He's pointing out some reasonable and valuable things that tablets would be a.) perfectly capable of doing and b.) would add significant value over features current functionality. I'd agree that no product is going to have everyone's perfect feature set, but really what's on this list that's unreasonable?

    OK, the USB slot - others pointed out the hardware issue on this well. But his point on this still stands - a way to get files on and off a tablet that passes the "easy enough my mom can use it" test is a.) feasible b.) useful and c.) missing. I like the mini/microSD suggestion, but there are other options as well.

    Re: Stereo recording. If you're recording a business meeting, it really is valuable - it's a LOT easier to follow who's who if you get a directional audio clue along with voice. That's why there are $100+ single-purpose devices on the market for this. I think this is less something I'd like to see "native" and more something I'd like to see someone build a simple adapter for (e.g. an apple dock/lighting connector dongle with 2 small directional mic's), which may well be easy/possible with current gen hardware.

  49. I'm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...addicted to painkillers, you insensitive clod!

  50. Onboard GPS maps by subreality · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can have it today. Navfree or Osmand if you want the free route; Sygic has a paid app; I'm sure there are others.

    Of course you'll lose out on all the things that make Google maps nifty: good search, traffic, rich POI data, etc, but the basic functionality works fine offline.

    1. Re:Onboard GPS maps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nogago also has offline maps for Android, iPhone and Blackberry Playbook.

  51. Or at least.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an alternative to full-size USB, at least build cable adapters that allow you to convert full-size to mini USB and actually have the standard work like a simple conversion instead of the ridiculous one size one use type of ports that keeps being set up as a 'standard'. The devices themselves should dictate whether or not they can be used for the purpose being requested, not the specific size or shape of the port that they're using.

  52. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    BTW notice how you never see "wish lists" from iPad users..

    Nope. I work at a very MAC centric company. I'd guess that 80% of us use MAC hardware. Everyone has numerous complaints about all their hardware, including iPads.

    "Wish lists" are only for those with flawed devices.

    Or people who are smart enough to know what they want/need. Or higher expectations than just having an Apple logo on their device.

    And, does anyone actually use Android tablets? All the web usage stats show iOS devices leading by a massive margin.

    What exactly are Android tablets used for? Doorstops?

    They really are useless junk. Just get rid of them, replace them with iPads, so you don't have to waste everyone's bandwidth trying to fix them through more useless "wish lists"..

    Apple, Linux & Microsoft based products all have advantages and disadvantages. It all depends on what you are trying to do that decides which is the best tool. I'm sure I'm wasting my time as it's obvious you are either trolling and I fell for it, or you worship everything Apple because you are too fucking stupid to think for yourself.

    But thank you for continuing to prove Maddox correct.

  53. It is Off-topic, but... by tuppe666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apple didn't forget it, it's just they have painted themselves into a corner. With no new magic products of any significance to pick up....

    ...seriously are you kidding me, Steve Jobs was simply wrong. Apple launched the iPad mini Late though incompetence or profit chasing [I think both]with a overpriced/underspecced product its a saturated and proven small tablet market of great innovative products [I own the Nexus 7] it was the first time I have seem news sites compare an Apple product. Apple is now just another electronics company and this product refresh was its turning point.

    1. Re:It is Off-topic, but... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      iPad mini is a joke. In a market where price and small size are the key differentiators, Apple decides to differentiate by making theirs bigger and more expensive with worse specs than the incumbents?? Somebody in Cupertino is on crack, pure and simple. Buyers not buying Apple, in droves. Steve Cook looking for a new smokescreen to keep his job another few months. Expect more sacrificial firings.

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    2. Re:It is Off-topic, but... by fnj · · Score: 1

      Agreed that the iPad mini is a piece of utter crap, presumably it was rushed as it couldn't be worked on while Jobs controlled things. I guess there will be a remarkably improved version in 2013 or 2014. Either that, or the guys who control things after Jobs are a bunch of idiots.

    3. Re:It is Off-topic, but... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      ...seriously are you kidding me, Steve Jobs was simply wrong.

      With the market leading tablet. A device that created an new product category, and turned PCs to decline.

      You're an idiot.

    4. Re:It is Off-topic, but... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      With the market leading tablet. A device that created an new product category, and turned PCs to decline.

      lol

      In the 90s I had a totally awesome Psion tablet, I could write Perl on the train it was totally rad.

      I guess they'd already been making them since the 80s.

      If you want to know who invented the product category... Star Trek! Though SF authors had actually been assuming them for decades.

    5. Re:It is Off-topic, but... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      I think you nailed it with your "either that".

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    6. Re:It is Off-topic, but... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      In the 90s I had a totally awesome Psion tablet, I could write Perl on the train it was totally rad.

      I used to work as an engineer at Psion. Great though they were, the Organisers certainly weren't tablets. They were essentially mini laptops. In fact if you went into the canteen at Psion HQ, you'd see a display case of prototype devices, including the original device that became the Series 3... which was a full size laptop. Just like Apple with the iPhone, they'd started R&D on a full size device, then decided there was a bigger market for a pocket size version.

      Until the Series 5 they didn't even have touch screens. And once they did, they used a stylus as a PC would use a mouse. Quite different from the direct manipulation of modern day tablets.

      And the 1980s Organisers, again, innovative though they were, weren't tablets. They were essentially programmable calculators.

      Thanks for bringing up Psion, but they are not prior art for tablets.

  54. Browsers and fingers by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    My tablet wishes are:

    1) A browser that could keep up. If that can't be done, then one that responds to me WHILE IT'S RENDERING THE PAGE AND NOT WHEN IT'S DONE. Seriously. The browser does NOT matter. I do. If I change my mind, it can goram well stop what it's doing and say, "So sorry sir, let me drop this silly process and go do what you want done now." It's just a machine, after all.

    2) A tablet that actually selects the item where my finger hit. My Samsung phone with much smaller type and links can do this wonderfully. My Acer tablet often gets it within 1/4 inch or so.

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  55. Wish list: by Vrallis · · Score: 1

    Wish list:

    A real keyboard.

  56. Chicken, meet egg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And what reason do they have to do this?

    Every laptop and PC on the planet (that was made in the last 10 years, anyways) has a USB port (or a USB connector, Macbook Air fans). A large number, but significantly less than all, have either an SD, or a mini-SD, or a micro-SD.

    Very few phones or tablets have such connectors (I'm aware a number of phones use mini or micro SD as a hard drive substitute, but I'm not aware of many where those slots are accessible while the machine is running).

    So, to build one of these, we build something that, instead of being basically guaranteed to go from any laptop/computer to any other laptop computer like a USB-key would, we instead have something that can go from a small fraction of computers to a small fraction of other computers, and possibly a small number of other devices. Where's the market for these, until and unless the tablet/mobile makers build usable ports to make this useful?

  57. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

    Ahem? http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/search?q=wishlist&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

    Strange comment since even the newest version of iOS was largely an attempt to play catch-up with Android, since Android has more features to begin with.

    Apple devices are largely for those that don't want to or need to do as much as more "nerdier" solutions, similar in a way that a Fischer-Price toy is more appropriate for a toddler than a real cell phone.

  58. Why are built in maps so important? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the obsession with needing to build in maps when there are SO many great third party applications that provide a variety of offline maps.

    Sure GPS makers have for years been putting out devices with maps and built in waypoints. Guess what? Those devices generally kind of suck, I've had a number of them. In fact the funny thing is that by far, I would rather use the software each of those GPS device makers sell on a smartphone, because then I get the thing they do best (mapping and navigation) without the drawbacks of the thing they are horrible at (hardware).

    Offline maps are important at times, I agree. But any included map is simply going to be mediocre, you may as well research and get something that works well for your specific needs.

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    1. Re:Why are built in maps so important? by Malc · · Score: 1

      You don't travel much, do you? Especially to places where there is poor signal, no service (could be leaving a footie match when 60,000 other people overwhelming the cell network), or data costs a bomb (I'm in Morocco as I write this and TMobile wants to charge me £40 for 10MB!)

  59. Stick with your day job by silverhalide · · Score: 2

    While some "neat to have" features, you cobbled together your feature list without considering the tradeoffs they bring. All of these features have been considered by product managers and cut for good reason.

    Since you haven't owned an iPad, I'm guessing you're more price sensitive. Most of your features will add cost, size, reduce battery life, and will give you little daily benefit.

    - Full-sized USB ports - tablet is too thick, heavy and added cost. Also, to support devices like USB sticks, you have to add USB Host support to the device, which requires adding a 5V power supply output to the device, most expensive/power hungry USB host silicon/IP, and a large USB host driver stack that requires lots of software maintenance.
    - Full-sized HDMI connector - added cost and thickness.
    - Stereo Mics - nobody cares, added cost, and they don't work well in a thin form factor - generally for field recording you want cardioid-type mics which are larger, but more directional.
    - Hardware radio toggles - nobody cares, added cost, confusion (which switch does what by feel?!) and the functionality is already deployable through corporate policies on some ecosystems.
    - Offline maps - There are plenty of offline GPS apps available for existing ecosystems - TomTom, NavFree, and Garmin come to mind without even searching. This feature is best left to companies who know what they are doing in this space. If it's standard, you have to have more storage standard on your device which raises cost. Whatever you deploy won't be nearly as good as Google Maps anyway and will be useless in a few years once the data goes stale and you are too lazy to do the update process.
    - Pixel Qi or whatever screen tech du jour - These will come naturally once they are better, cheaper, more manufacturable, and lower power than the existing crop of LCD displays. The current crop of screens, at least on the high end devices like iPad are readable enough in full sunlight so it's not a big pain point.
    - Alternative OS support - Who cares? Tablets are not computers. Apple was the first company to understand this and this is why the iPad was so devastatingly successful. They are devices that perform functions. Use a computer if you need something that's flexible and programmable. Adding alternative OS support adds MILLIONS in software support costs, and you're not going to sell that many more tablets as a result.

    1. Re:Stick with your day job by fnj · · Score: 1

      If you don't happen to like Timothy's list of desired features, just shut up already rather than belittling what other people want. Evidently you like having your food force fed to you by idiots with no imagination and no desire to serve the particular user under consideration. Fine. We're not making fun of you. We just have a less subservient attitude.

      Come on now. Are you a Gnome 3 developer?

      Sorry to be harsh, but not half as harsh as you were. "Nobody cares". Sheesh.

    2. Re:Stick with your day job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom of speech, dipshit. You can't advocate for one person's right to talk and against another person's unless you are against freedom.

  60. Re:I'd settle for a jump drive with a micro-USB ja by phizi0n · · Score: 2

    Then you would need a dongle to plug it into most everything that isn't a portable device and it would be easier to damage to the port. Micro usb is okay for charging but I really don't want to plug anything into it a portable device's micro usb port because it's likely to get snagged accidentally thus putting pressure on the port. Full sized ports are more rugged.

  61. "full size USB port"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A type-A host port? You already have that on the tablets with OTG and a micro-USB connector. You just need a micro-USB to type-A host adapter cable (pretty cheap and small), setting the ID pin accordingly and putting the tablet into host mode. You can then plug in a flash drive, keyboard, etc. as long as the OS supports it. Any reasonably modern Android device should have this in working order, they all use OTG.

  62. Listen to this guy by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    OP has some excellent suggestions. Probably the best one is offline maps for gps. Tablets/smartphones will never be true navigation tools until this becomes available.

    And no, suggesting he buy a laptop instead is not helpful. Tablets are supposed to be the new laptop, we keep hearing. Personally, I have no intention of owning Yet Another Device [TM]. When I buy a tablet, it will be because I can stop using one of my other devices. Not before.

    My own list:

    What He Said. Plus:

    Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Premiere, and Adobe Lightroom for tablets. We keep seeing these commercials about how tablets are going to be the next big thing for content creation. It's time to PROVE it. And I *don't* mean drawing a moustache on a photo taken with the tablet's camera. And before you mention it, "Photoshop for Android" is a TOY, Carousel is a TOY, and your favorite free app is not the same thing.

    Functional, reliable, cross-platform, built-in, as-easy-to-use-as-a-phone, commonly available two way video communication, integrated with the address book and built-in phone app. This is second only to "where the hell is my flying car" a thing we were all supposed to have by now and still don't. ("still don't" being defined as "if Grandma can't figure it out without tech support, it's not viable yet".)

    I don't care how you do it, but tablets must work with all the web sites, including legacy sites that Windows and OSX work with. This is not negotiable. You can say all you want about how everyone should be using HTML5 or whatever the new cool standard is, but the fact is that there is still a lot of stuff out there that never worked on iOS, and used to work on Android but doesn't anymore. Fix that somehow, or no deal. I mean geeze, we're told that tablets are SOO GREAT for content consumption, but every place my wife points her Kindle Fire HD, the damned video WON'T PLAY. Yes, I know the reason why. It's stupid.

    I'm challenging the industry to prove to me that tablets are not a toy.

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    1. Re:Listen to this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want offline GPS navigation then damn well pay for one of the apps that does it, it is an option if you're willing to pay. Google actually want your device online when you are driving so they can get traffic data and tell other users where the traffic jams are.

    2. Re:Listen to this guy by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I have no problem paying for a navigation app. I paid extra to have one built into my truck that uses a DVD for maps. But the for-pay nav apps for Android aren't very good. I think it's because they compete with the vendor's own appliances.

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  63. Doable but expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all about the cost, my friend.

  64. All I want is a stnadard charge port! by Pontiac · · Score: 2

    I have 4 tablets at home and not one uses a standard mini or micro USB to charge the damn thing.

    Xoom has a Mini usb port but won't charge from it. all the others have proprietary cables.

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    1. Re:All I want is a stnadard charge port! by bfandreas · · Score: 2

      A lot of tablets charge at 15V while USB only supplies 5V.

      Those tablets need 15V to charge. Here's what ASUS did:
      They have a charger/USB cable and a charger that has a USB socket in it. Those silly buggers crossed a couple of wires in their USB cable. If they are crossed, the charger will supply 15V. If they aren't, then it will supply 5V. But you sure can't connet the ASUS tablet to an USB port on your PC and expect it to charge from that.

      The XOOM is at least a bit more honest in that. And it has a dedicated charging port that does not do anything but charge. So it isn't a 30pin monstrosity as you get on other devices. I do love me a simple plug as is used by any other 15V charger out there.

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  65. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by jakimfett · · Score: 1

    This post made my day. Granted, I've been having a pretty crappy day so far, so it didn't take much, but still...you're repeating some of the stuff I repeatedly tell people who start preaching to me about the benifits of Apple, Microsoft, or some flavor of linux.

    I'd never tell a gamer to buy a Mac. But I'd also never recommend that an artist get a PC. And I'd definitely never suggest that my grandmother run linux. Each has its place.

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  66. RF / IR by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

    If we're on the topic of wishlist requests for tablets, I think it would be rather cool to have a tablet (or phone for that matter) with an RF and IR transmitter.

    My Harmony One remote control is quite awesome, but there are times when I'd be thrilled if I could control my entertainment system with my phone or tablet instead.

    And I'm not talking about Smart Glass or Apple TV. I'm talking about actually changing inputs, master volume, radio stations, pressing pause on the DVD player, etc. There are some of us still using devices from the Stone Age of 2009.

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    1. Re:RF / IR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vizio makes a tablet with an IR transmitter

    2. Re:RF / IR by profplump · · Score: 1

      There are a number of solutions available to go from Ethernet (or Bluetooth) to IR. Or if you buy components designed for remote control, you can get Ethernet (and/or serial) ports that allow bi-directional control without any adapter.

      There are probably devices with IR transmitters, but if you seriously want to control things you don't mean IR in the first place. Most of the usefulness of having a tablet/phone to control your devices is lost if that controller doesn't know what's happening in the real world -- it's just a giant, hard-to-hold remote with no hard buttons, an over-bright screen, and a form factor poorly suited to the line-of-sight necessary for IR transmission.

    3. Re:RF / IR by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      Yeah okay. I'm pretty much in love with my Harmony, and I don't think IR and RF are going away any time soon.

      And gee, adding a dongle to my tablet, or a BT-to-IR transmitter, sure sounds a lot easier than just having a tablet with built-in IR.

      You can have your dream list, and I can have mine. :)

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  67. Maps and full-size ports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are big into mapping. Surely you realize most people aren't, right? I don't think any time soon, anyone is going to ship a generic tablet that comes preloaded with map files; if most users won't use the maps, then most users won't want to pay extra for the data. The resulting device simply can't make sense unless it's marketed as a mapping tool (the stand-alone GPS tools that you mention) rather than a general purpose tablet computer which also happens to be able to map. IMHO you are never getting your wish, unless the data is from OSM or something else which is free.

    Furthermore, with this:

    Integrated GPS navigation with built-in maps, not relying on .. a 3rd-party app.

    You are shooting yourself in the foot, trying to lose. You just said that if someone solves the problem and makes the perfect mapping app, if that entity doesn't sell you the hardware at the same moment, then they should go fuck themselves.

    Stop and think about how dumb the not-3rd-party app thing is. Have you ever known the best hardware companies to also make the best software? Your only hope of a decent product that does what you want, is if it is labeled as, and marketed as, a GPS tool. Maybe with a Garmin logo on it. Relax the horrible no-3rd-party constraint and your device will become better in nearly every way. You don't even gain anything from that absurd requirement.

    As for USB and HDMI ports, it looks like you chose to buy a thin device which doesn't have 'em, from a pool of products many of which, do. You say you're ok with a "slightly chunkier" tablet, so put your money where your mouth is. The good news is that it'll probably cost you less money! Nearly all sub-$100 tablets have this stuff now, I think. It's the expensive ones ("thin is in" Apple copiers) which lack the larger ports.

  68. A new USB Port standard... by Mage66 · · Score: 1

    How about simply using something like the Apple Magsafe Power jack as a USB port connector? Maybe that would be feasible.

  69. My tablet wishlist by Dracos · · Score: 1

    Consists of one item, and it's not a feature: that tablets will just go away.

    1. Re:My tablet wishlist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your tablet don't go away when you want them to then you need to work on your throwing technique, have you tried throwing them like you would a frisbee?

  70. Almost hackable? by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    I agree.

    Maybe it's possible to hack our own solution... but can we do it slickly and in a small form factor?

    A micro usb to USB host adapter does a few of those.

    Would it be possible to pair a netbook that will take the PixelQi screen hack, add a touch screen and rework the whole thing into a tablet that isn't bulky?

  71. Asus Transformer Prime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... has most of the hardware wish_fors: microSD and HDMI out on the tablet, full size SD and USB on the dock. SuperIPS makes it readable in full sun. The keyboard dock makes it a great tool for productivity. ASUS has already released a bootloader unlocker, so booting linux is just a matter of time. Plus, with the extra battery capacity in the dock, battery life is killer. It also has many of the software features, not to mention I've already got an upgrade to Jellybean. What it lacks from the list are the subjective features (a "better" swipe keyboard). I think those are all solvable problems if the market share is big enough. I don't understand why it's not more popular, except maybe bad marketing.

  72. Does 2012 mark the end of the netbook? by tepples · · Score: 1

    The only problem is that ASUS and Acer just announced the end of netbooks.

  73. Tell ya what by JackSpratts · · Score: 1

    I'm jumping on the first decent tablet that fully renders free, OTA broadcasts - like HD radio and local HD TV - to watch on those increasingly gorgeous screens. If they added shortwave and public service bands to their chip I'd buy two.

  74. The VFAT patent by tepples · · Score: 1

    i do despise the nexus range for its "no-sd-card" policy

    But do you think Samsung and ASUS are at fault? I'm guessing Microsoft is at fault for owning Windows 95-era patents on the file system used on the vast majority of SD cards in mass market devices and enforcing them against manufacturers of Android devices. And no, reformatting the SD to Ext3 isn't viable because people expect to be able to eject the SD and put it into a Windows machine without the Windows machine "helpfully" offering to erase all the data on the card.

    1. Re:The VFAT patent by jrumney · · Score: 1

      The one remaining patent covering VFAT is about to expire, and is easy to work around. The real problem keeping manufacturers away from SD cards is the inclusion of exFAT in the SDXC standard for the latest generation of SD cards.

    2. Re:The VFAT patent by Teun · · Score: 1

      Most USB sticks come with some dodgy software for encryption or easy back up, Android device manufacturers could just as easily include (a link to) an ext2/3 driver to be installed on the Windows box.
      IIRC the patent disputes were about vfat, not regular fat and that could be sufficient to store the necessary drivers.
      An example is TomTom that includes ext2fs and cygwin stuff in their tool kit.

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    3. Re:The VFAT patent by tepples · · Score: 1

      Android device manufacturers could just as easily include (a link to) an ext2/3 driver to be installed on the Windows box.

      I'll agree with you if you can come up with viable solutions to these four problems:

      1. The official implementation of Ext2/3 is under the GNU General Public License version 2, which would require that all copyright owners of the implementation grant an exception for use as a plug-in to a non-free program. Unlike GNU, Linux itself does not use copyright assignment, and I don't see how one could practically obtain permission from everybody who has contributed to Ext2/3, especially if at least one of them strongly disagrees with Microsoft's business practices.
      2. As I understand it, installable file systems on Windows run in kernel mode, and all kernel-mode code running in on 64-bit Windows must be digitally signed with a commercial code signing certificate whose root is trusted by Microsoft. GPLv2 requires distribution of "the scripts used to control compilation and installation of the executable." Is adding a signature at link time not counted as "compilation and installation"?
      3. There would be no way for the device to prompt the user to visit a particular web site on the Windows machine to download the driver. Anybody who is not aware of the file system problem would end up accidentally reformatting the SD card.
      4. The user would have to be a member of the Administrators group to install it. Not everybody who uses a given computer is the computer's owner.
    4. Re:The VFAT patent by Xenx · · Score: 1

      It was a design choice by Google. As it became more common to include memory on the device itself, it made more sense to simplify it and make it all part of the same FS. They decided to lead by example and just not include an SD card, somewhat forcing devs to design for the internal storage primarily. The OS still supports the card and I think it's better to have one, but it's good to get away from them being mandatory from a software design perspective.

  75. Sticker shock by tepples · · Score: 1

    And these Windows 8 tablets start at $749, which I find a sticker shock. (RT tablets won't replace my netbook because they don't allow sideloading.)

    1. Re:Sticker shock by cbhacking · · Score: 3, Informative

      Where does this ludicrous claim that Windows RT doesn't support sideloading keep coming from on here? I could vaguely understand it amongst the luddite community, but I expect better of Slashdot.

      I've got a Surface RT (through work) and it has three sideloaded apps on it right now: one that I'm developing, one that somebody else developed and offered me for pre-release testing, and one that can be simply downloaded off of XDA-Developers and which completely breaks the restrictions on what you are allowed to do with a "Windows Store" app (it allows executing unsigned command-line apps on the desktop, after recompiling them for ARM).

      Instructions for how to sideload using a developer account are published on Microsoft.com, and the account is free.

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    2. Re:Sticker shock by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      The Acer Iconia w510 starts at $499 and runs Windows 8. Check out the link I posted, there are a number which start less than $749.

    3. Re:Sticker shock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modded up Microsoft shill post. (They are pressing HARD on 8/RT/winphone8. There are some rich astroturfers in 2013(

      +4 informative for a post that invalidates it's own claim.

      Sorry, but requiring a dev account blessed by microsoft does not meet the "RT supports sideloading" claim.
      By that argument, iOS devices also support sideloading.

  76. Well sounds like they must want a surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No seriously this is the x86 surface or absent offline maps, an Acer A500 (what I have). And as someone who has both iPad and the Acer in the home I can say if you notice a difference in the size because of the USB port your ability to caliper objects could be going to better use....

  77. Great ideas...but.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    The tablet makers have shown that they want to have a lot of control over how you get stuff on and off it. Amazon, Apple, Google...they are all the same. The iPad is probably the worst in that respect as the only way, AFAIK, to get anyone on there is via iTunes. At least the Google tablets allow you to mount it as a HD to copy stuff on or off. Probably a concession to the greedy film makers to reduce piracy (or so they think).

    I think what you're finding is that tablets are good for a short list of tasks - watching a movie on a plane, checking facebook or twitter, scanning your email. I just don't see them as a replacement for a laptop or desktop computer. For some things you just need a good physical keyboard and a mouse.

  78. Juggling physical media vs. mobile broadband by tepples · · Score: 2

    Nobody wants having to juggle physical media in an ideal world. But given the choice between that and having to pay $600 per year for the ability to reach the cloud while away from a Wi-Fi hotspot, I guess frugal people who commute or travel will choose the 32 GB cards.

  79. What jailbreak for iOS 6? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Has anyone released a non-fake jailbreak for devices that shipped with iOS 6? Has the Register of Copyrights legalized jailbreaking a tablet (not a phone) in the United States? The last time I checked, the answers were no and no.

  80. Hardware paging buttons on the bezel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I may consider ditching my kindle.

  81. Re: Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He really should of said that because the surface pro is ticking a lot of the boxes.

  82. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

    BTW notice how you never see "wish lists" from iPad users.

    Of course not, since:

    1. The iPad is perfect.
    2. Apple's business model consists of convincing people that Apple's latest product is what they are wishing for.
  83. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    I'd never tell a gamer to buy a Mac. But I'd also never recommend that an artist get a PC. And I'd definitely never suggest that my grandmother run linux. Each has its place.

    But a gamer should buy an iPhone, the games on iOS are pretty amazing, console quality. Check out walking dead. The console and PC version is the same one as one iOS. Android not supported.

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  84. One more vote for buttons! by rueger · · Score: 1

    Probably my one gripe with most phones/tablets - the lack of real clickety click type buttons.

    Not for everything, but at least four or five that can do specific things. Like work as a camera shutter button instead of using the touchscreen.

    Or to trigger essential functions like "Answer phone" when your hands are cold and wet, and the touchscreen doesn't work.

  85. Where you touched vs. where you think you touched by tepples · · Score: 1

    One problem with touch screen accuracy is that people think they pressed at roughly the center point of the edge of their fingernail, when the actual point of contact is about 5 mm south. Applying a constant correction offset doesn't work because the finger can approach at any of several angles.

  86. Ok even more off-topic. by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Buyers not buying Apple, in droves

    I'm going to use my words more carefully. as you have yours. Apple is in an *interesting* position right now with its best product launches behind it, and Steve Jobs failed to spend any of the money on building Apple a competitor to Amazon (retail sales); Google (Search); Microsoft (License its OS); Facebook (Social Network)...[its mumbling something a TV's and watches!?..don't we have those] and had enough cash on hand to have a dog in all those races...but other than geting ino Advertising [without Seach or Social] its made no [serious]acquisitions [okey its bought patents but who hasn't].

    Now Its PC [I should say Mac] sales are down, Its iPod sales are gone [last quarter], Its Smartphones and tablets are suffering [its hurting them in their profit margins] from losing market share, as he market matures they have all the earlier adopter money. Now tablets have another problem...and its not that the iPad mini is selling badly, its *replacing* sales of iPad 4, which is going to hurt its profit margin yet again. Ignoring the usual boom and bust of Apple. Its best years are behind it.

    ...but as I said Apples problem is not an unsuccessful Ipad mini its a successful one.

    1. Re:Ok even more off-topic. by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Apples problem is not an unsuccessful Ipad mini its a successful one.

      Keep in mind that Apple holds the actual iPad Mini sales numbers close to its chest and can continue to do so until it is required to reveal them by law. Which too it can dodge for a while if it wants. So far, we have only seen media spin like "sold out in China". Yeah right. Pretty soon Apple execs will be required to sign their next quarterlies and come clean on the sales numbers or go to jail. Something tells me it isn't going to be pretty.

      You're right, Apple only hurts themselves every time they sell a Mini. Which is as good an explanation of "shortages" as any. It's certainly not because the market fell in love with it. Future Shop is discounting iPad 4 and iPhone 5 for the holiday season. Whoops.

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    2. Re:Ok even more off-topic. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Now Its PC [I should say Mac] sales are down, Its iPod sales are gone [last quarter], Its Smartphones and tablets are suffering [its hurting them in their profit margins] from losing market share, as he market matures they have all the earlier adopter money. Now tablets have another problem...and its not that the iPad mini is selling badly, its *replacing* sales of iPad 4, which is going to hurt its profit margin yet again.

      Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong.

      Truth here:
      http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2012/10/25Apple-Reports-Fourth-Quarter-Results.html

    3. Re:Ok even more off-topic. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      In it's results Apple doesn't break down individual models within families for any of it's product lines. Never has. And I don't know of a company that does.

      You're right, Apple only hurts themselves every time they sell a Mini.

      Snicker! You really don't understand business. Apple has always been it's own best competitor. e.g. releasing the iPod mini, nano and shuffle to undercut their existing iPod lines. This changed them from a company on the rocks to the worlds highest market cap in about a decade and a half.

      Undoubtably Apple makes more profit on every iPad, whether 10" or 7" than ANY company makes on any Android tablet. Now *who's* hurting themselves?

      Future Shop is discounting iPad 4 and iPhone 5 for the holiday season.

      And there again your logic fails you. Android device's are discounted all the time, everywhere you look. So how is this a sign of problems for them and not Android?

    4. Re:Ok even more off-topic. by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Ooh, an Apple cultist. I feel icky already, just thinking about you. There's a difference with Apple undercutting itself this time: Apple is undercutting a higher priced current product with a lower priced obsolete product. Ouch. Well, carry on, and take care not to waste your money on frivolous things like food and shoes, Apple won't be employing you forever.

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    5. Re:Ok even more off-topic. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Apple is undercutting a higher priced current product with a lower priced obsolete product.

      Turns out you don't understand what obsolete means either.

    6. Re:Ok even more off-topic. by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      "Jobs failed to spend any of the money on building Apple a competitor to "

      "Amazon (retail sales); "

      http://www.apple.com/retail/

      "Google (Search); "

      With decreasing ad revenue per click....

      "Microsoft (License its OS); "

      MS makes 5 to 10x *less* profit for each Windoows license than Apple makes per Mac sold. MS makes $15 on each Windows Phone license compared to $200 - $300 for each iPhone sold.

      "Facebook (Social Network)..."

      You consider Facebook to be financially successful?

  87. Which computer? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Use a computer if you need something that's flexible and programmable.

    With ASUS and Acer recently having discontinued their netbook lines, which 10" computer do you recommend?

    1. Re:Which computer? by silverhalide · · Score: 2

      Macbook Air.

    2. Re:Which computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're ok with an 11.6" laptop, grab an ASUS Zenbook. For an ultrabook, they are pretty much the best you can buy.

  88. Surface Pro!!! by elabs · · Score: 1

    The Surface Pro is #1 on my list. Having an full laptop/desktop OS in the form factor of a tablet with a beautiful touch-centric UI is a game changer.

  89. Timewasting by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Apple has sold 100 million iPads in less than 2 years.. While I would prefer a 7" tablet, it seems like a large market thinks 10" is fine.

    Its not often I criticise another poster for extreme ignorance but do not waste my time or your own with a unrelated link dated the start of 2012...that pre-dates the rise of the smaller tablets the Nexus 7; Fire and Ipad Mini who outsell the iPad. The fact that Apple had ealy success with a larger tablet does not refute its sales are being cannibalised by also the outdated iPad mini.

    1. Re:Timewasting by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Just like the nano, the mini and the shuffle cannibalised the iPod sales? And yet Apple dominated the MO3 player market right through. And grew to be a huge company from it. Not a single real-live "iPod Killer" emerged, despite 100s of contenders to the crown.

      Now, remind me. Who's the market share leader in tablets again? Oh yes Apple is. Not only market share leader, but bigger than all the other manufacturers added together.

    2. Re:Timewasting by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but until the Nexus 10 came along there really wasn't a decently supported 10" option for tablets that was less expensive than the iPad.

      The other factor is that some of those 7" tablets might be second tablets bought by those who already have 10" tablets. There is way more growth in tablets than PCs right now, but I don't really see anybody getting rid of their PC - they just already have one so they don't need a new one.

      When I bought a tablet I looked at the 7" ones and figured that they are barely any larger than my phone, so what is the point? I already have a 4.5" phone I carry everywhere with me.

  90. Google Maps allows downloading of maps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh.

  91. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    Ahem? http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/search?q=wishlist&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

    Strange comment since even the newest version of iOS was largely an attempt to play catch-up with Android, since Android has more features to begin with.

    Apple devices are largely for those that don't want to or need to do as much as more "nerdier" solutions, similar in a way that a Fischer-Price toy is more appropriate for a toddler than a real cell phone.

    I think you meant that "apple is like a Fischer Price toy" to be an insult, but that's exactly what people want. A device that does exactly what it's mean to do and does it very well and is virtually indestructible? Um, yes please! I work with enough tech everyday, who wants yet another device that requires hacking and rooting and trouble-shooting? Not me. iOS works perfectly from the box, and they have about a billion apps and billions of case options and compatible with tons of 3rd party devices from stereos to cars to treadmills. And for a "nerdier" solution? There's an app for that, there's an app for everything! Probably several apps. If Nintendo Gameboy taught us anything it's not the features or CPU or screen, it's the apps the device runs that matters. Android is playing catchup in the app department and I have no doubt they'll beat apple someday, but today is not that day ;)

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  92. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    BTW notice how you never see "wish lists" from iPad users..

    You are not the only iPad user.

    "Wish lists" are only for those with flawed devices.

    Or people that aren't mindless camp followers.

    And, does anyone actually use Android tablets?

    Sure. Early adopters that got fed up with your kind of mindless attitude.

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  93. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    A device that does exactly what it's mean to do and does it very well

    +...for limited values of "very well". I jailbroke and later dumped my iPhone because it was a failure as a phone. It was less useful and less usable than a 90s feature phone.

    It's like they go out of their way to intentionally lock out the power user and it doesn't take much to be a power user.

    Apple products are great if you don't really use them very much. Otherwise they tends to fall down badly as they're designed by idiots like you that thing being pretty is good enough.

    Droning on about "apps" like some 80s era IBM commercial is just a red herring to distract from the fact that the core platform is crap (just like MS-DOS).

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  94. most of that is already there by stenvar · · Score: 1

    "Integrated GPS navigation with built-in maps" - several third party apps already available

    "A full sized USB port. Two of them, even better, but I'd settle for one." - there are some tablets that have one; but the small connectors are quite standard and adapters are very cheap; just leave the adapter on the USB stick

    "A better "swiping" keyboard" - Swiftkey 3 beta and Jellybean keyboard are already available

    "Daylight readable screen of some kind" - you'll need two devices for that; some companies may offer e-ink cases linked via bluetooth

    "Hardware toggles for cameras and all wireless capabilities" - not gonna happen; switches are expensive; for camera, use tape or a case that closes, for wireless, just use a widget

    "HDMI out: This is common enough on recent tablets" - the smaller HDMI connectors are pretty standard; you can get a tiny adapter for less than a dollar

  95. SD cards can make a device unusable by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

    Another problem is that SD cards are an external, possibly horribly broken component, that the manufacturer has no control over. Stick a class 2 SD card into your android phone and try it out, you'll see what I mean. The device becomes so slow that it seems broken.

    And this is assuming you don't have a faked SD card.

    Crappy USB sticks and any mass storage device suffers from the same problem. You can bet this will be blamed on the device manufacturer though. Why doesn't my (extremely cheap) SD card run on this phone ?

    1. Re:SD cards can make a device unusable by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Stick a class 2 SD card into your android phone and try it out, you'll see what I mean. The device becomes so slow that it seems broken.

      Except many class 2 SD cards perform better than class 10 cards for phone use cases.

    2. Re:SD cards can make a device unusable by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Having tried that once, let's just say I don't believe you. Class 2 is completely unbearably slow. Class 4 is tolerable, but ... class 10 is what you really want anyway. It's not a big cost compared to the phone's cost.

  96. A high-resolution tablet with a stylus by heteromonomer · · Score: 1

    Not the lame Samsung Note 10.1, but a serious 1080p+ Android competitor to the Samsung ATIV Smart PC Pro. A low power long battery life one just like the Note. Windows 8 tablet is fine too, as long as the price is not a ridiculous $1200.

  97. Re:I'd settle for a jump drive with a micro-USB ja by Kumiorava · · Score: 1

    Except the full size USB port is designed for 1500 cycles of insertion and removal and micro USB port is designed for 10000 cycles.

  98. Waterproof by denbesten · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a waterproof tablet. Eliminate the headphone jack and the USB port. Then, shrink-wrap the entire thing. Everything goes over Bluetooth, WiFi and NFC, including charging, syncing and streaming.

    In other words, survive a trip through the washing machine, a dunk in the pool or having sugary remnants rinsed off.

  99. How about a video input? by Cash+Mitchell · · Score: 1

    I'd really like to start seeing video inputs on tablets. While there are some are apps that allow tablets to be used as a secondary monitor for a laptop/desktop, apparently the performance isn't so great. I'd love to have my 11" Air and and an iPad be a mobile true dual-head setup, where I can bring one, the other, or both depending on the needs of the day.

    Cinema makers would also love to have HDMI inputs on tablets for use as a monitor while filming. Dedicated monitors are more expensive and not multi-purpose like an iPad or Android tablet. It's not too hard to find long threads about this on popular photo and video sites.

    A video input would also make tablets useful as supplementary monitors beyond their lifespan as a tablet. It seems such a waste of a good screen.

    1. Re:How about a video input? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely agree.

    2. Re:How about a video input? by knisa · · Score: 1

      Got to agree with you there.

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  100. Re:I'd settle for a jump drive with a micro-USB ja by phizi0n · · Score: 1

    Insertion and removal has nothing to do with applying excessive sideways pressure to the port when the attached peripheral is snagged.

  101. Wish Tablets Were More Useful by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    Tablets have some things going for them, such as long battery life and efficient processors, but they are not as useful as they could be. The problem is the culture and the marketing; they are marketed as consumption devices and not content creation devices.

    There are great content-creation problems with the culture. Some years ago, a computer was expected to run spreadsheets, word-processors, graphic and design, programs which could create content as well, as sell-able content, and all of this was done with a 25-33 Mhz computer with perhaps 4 MB of RAM. Today's tablets are powerful hardware wise, but software wise they are quite poor. There are thousands of applications for tablets, but many of them are not useful. Apple stuff does not even have a user accessible file system. People seem to be happy if they can even send an email or log onto Facebook to anyone. Because there are so many companies making money from the cloud, dash your hopes of a tablet that works well without being hooked to some company's expensive teat.

    I use my tablet for its GPS ability, and use its small size for quick look-ups and voice proofreading of books, and also to take damage away from my hinged notebook computer. I am productive with my tablet in spite of everything that was done to them. If left on a deserted island, I would choose even a netbook over a almost any tablet. I may soon sell my tablet, and buy a laptop with a flippy screen.

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  102. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    Also, you have to keep in mind that the Android OS was not adapted for tablets until relatively recently... much later than the release of iOS tablets.

    Well of course. The Android Tablet engineers needed something to copy.

  103. My wishlist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Nexus 7 (same hardware and support), with a MicroSDXC slot.

  104. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

    Nope. I work at a very MAC centric company. I'd guess that 80% of us use MAC hardware.

    I doubt it. Otherwise you'd know they are Macs, not MACs.

    (Or indeed Apples, given that you're including iPads.)

  105. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    Apple devices are largely for those that don't want to or need to do as much as more "nerdier" solutions, similar in a way that a Fischer-Price toy is more appropriate for a toddler than a real cell phone.

    Similar to the way a Fischer-Price toy is more appropriate for a toddler than cheap crap from China. A brand that people trust. Funnily enough Fischer-Price is part of Mattell, based in California, and the market leader in toys. Quite a lot in common indeed.

  106. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by arekin · · Score: 1

    Droning on about "apps" like some 80s era IBM commercial is just a red herring to distract from the fact that the core platform is crap (just like MS-DOS).

    Don't you know, apple products are designed to update social networking and play games. I placed my Galaxy S2 next to a friends iPhone 4s and notices the app disparity immediately. Beside widgets for the various rss feeds I read, My main page has maps, email, VNC Viewer and notes apps. His was facebook and a bunch of games. Now while I know that a single user does not a user base make but among my friends, the ones geeks tend to have android phones full of utility type apps and the iPhone users have games and facebook (and messaging).

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  107. You need to refute figures :) by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong.

    I don't think you understand the page have linked to.

    1. Re:You need to refute figures :) by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      You haven't put any numbers to be refuted. Just some empty claims, which are indeed refuted by examining the company results. Which I've linked to.

      As usual, your bullshit stinks to high heaven.

  108. He does... by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    ...its a cutting reference to the iPad 2 hardware on a smaller scale....Its low resolution screen; last years chip.

    1. Re:He does... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I know what he intended. Doesn't change the fact that his misunderstanding of the term means that his comment made no sense.

    2. Re:He does... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Samsung Galaxy Note II sales exceed one million in Korea, may hit 10M globally in Q1

      Read and weep. Seems, somebody didn't forget what innovation means.

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    3. Re:He does... by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      Samsung Galaxy Note II sales exceed one million in Korea, may hit 10M globally in Q1

      Read and weep. Seems, somebody didn't forget what innovation means.
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      You think 10 million is a big number? Apple will sell more iPod Touches this quarter, let alone phones, and tablets.

    4. Re:He does... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      You think 10 million is a big number? Apple will sell more iPod Touches this quarter, let alone phones, and tablets.

      You're on drugs. Last year we learned that Apple sold 60 million iPod touches over a 3 1/2 year period. That's 1.42 million a month. You're darn right, 10 million in a month is a big number, and it's a brand new high margin smarthphone, not some obsolete mp3 player.

      I was going to say, I wipe my ass with your pimply Apple toady face, but hey, that would be an unfriendly way to start the new year, so I won't. And I'd worry about catching something.

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    5. Re:He does... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Non-sequitur.

      And in case you didn't realise it, it's a fraction of iPhone sales.

    6. Re:He does... by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      "You're on drugs. Last year we learned that Apple sold 60 million iPod touches over a 3 1/2 year period. That's 1.42 million a month"

      A. You're comparing what Apple sold *three years ago" in your average.

      B. Those sales figures that came out were only for the US.

      "10 million in a month is a big number,"

      Samsung never said "10 million a month"

  109. the "iPod killer"....was the Android Smartphone. by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Just like the nano, the mini and the shuffle cannibalised the iPod sales? And yet Apple dominated the MO3 player market right through. And grew to be a huge company from it. Not a single real-live "iPod Killer" emerged, despite 100s of contenders to the crown.

    I agree I'd go further the iPhone was the "iPod Killer", yet the smartphone market never make it above 25% its not down to 14.9%. The tablet market has already dropped to 50% and that trend is likely to continue with the launches of the Nexus and Fire. The question is what went *right* with the iPod that made it so resilient against competitors...and what is so *wrong* with the iPhone and iPad.

    Its problem wasn't cannibalising its market. It was cannibalising its share [yes I know] of the market post Nexus 7 [I mean good value 7" tablets] launch with a tablet hat looked poor in comparison. The reality is the "iPod killer"....was the Android Smartphone.

  110. stinks to high heaven by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    then refuted by examining the company results.

    Then do so. ;) I've checked my information.

    1. Re:stinks to high heaven by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      You're just making yourself look dumber by the minute.

  111. With the market losing tablet. by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    With the market leading tablet. A device that created an new product category, and turned PCs to decline.

    You're an idiot.

    See what I did there :)

    1. Re:With the market losing tablet. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Showed everyone how wrong you are.

  112. Re: the "iPod killer"....was the Android Smartphon by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    The question is what went *right* with the iPod that made it so resilient against competitors...and what is so *wrong* with the iPhone and iPad.

    That's the iPad that is not only the market share leader, it outsells all the rest of the tablets added together.

    And the iPhone, which whilst never being the market leader, made Apple the biggest company in the world.

    Again, you're an idiot.

    I'd go further the iPhone was the "iPod Killer"... The reality is the "iPod killer"....was the Android Smartphone.

    An idiot that can't even keep his stupid theories consistent within a single post.

  113. Wow the Nexus 7 good value by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Apple haters will always whine / hate on the iPad or iOS and ask for tick box lists that the iPad does not have. Then when an Android tablet conveniently follows Apple's lead (re: Nexus) they will claim they never wanted those features all along (re: SD card slot).

    Android fanboi sheep will never stop hating on the iPad while they fear buyer's remorse. Full stop.

    No Android users want an SD card on their are even posts in this thread. Perhaps its because Apple haters(sic), are prepared to look at their own hardware criticality. In fact maybe they are *choosing* Android over Apple because they are capable of such criticisms..or maybe its because they have a choice of vendors. Depending on who you believe Android not including a card slot, is either to work around Microsofts Misuse of patents or to push your data into Googles cloud unlike Apple who use it to create a product portfolio from one product by charging $100 for 16gb of RAM or half a Nexus 7

  114. I'd like a tablet with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1.) A full sized USB port with built-in support for printers, video-game console controllers, external hard drives, and cell phones,
    2.) HDMI video output with familiar interfaces for multiple monitors (as cool as a TV with a touch screen would be, I ain't got one),
    3.) a Micro-SD card slot,
    4.) The ability for each member of my family to have their own separate user account, as well as a guest account that can be managed by the admin,
    5.) HD video cameras, both front and back,
    6.) A proper built-in file system that respected aforementioned user-privileges and could access network shares,
    7.) True multi-tasking where I can have multiple windows displayed at the same time,
    8.) A built-in kickstand,
    9.) A protective case which adds almost no thickness or weight, and doubles as both a keyboard and a track-pad for those websites where touch just doesn't do it,
    10.) Extra-credit for a fully functional built-in office suite,
    11.) a way to easily unlock the device for side-loading corporate line-of-business apps or app development,
    12.) a price-tag not more than an iPad

    If only SOMEONE would come out with such a magical tablet, I'm sure they would sell like hotcakes. *sigh*

    http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/12/26/microsoft-surface-trampled-at-bottom-tablet-pile/

    I like Microsoft, but I'm beginning to realize that the company could come out with a mobile solution that granted you three fucking wishes and it would still flop with consumers.

  115. Video phone app - open source by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    And a TV tuner.

  116. First class camera by Richard_J_N · · Score: 1

    I want a really good camera (at least 12 Mpx, and a decent lens). Something that will obsolete my normal $250 digital camera at least in good lighting.
    [I know of the Samsung Galaxy Camera; sadly it doesn't actually get good photos - the sensor is very very noisy]

    Also, a sunlight-readable display, and a microphone which can be used to record musical performances credibly.

    Lastly, *please* can we have a 4:3 Android tablet, with all 4 buttons (back, home, menu and search) as hardware ones. Enough with the silly short-screens.

  117. stupid theories consistent by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    No same empirical fact ,the Smartphone replaced the mp3 player.

    The trouble is I can't take you seriously if your not going to accept the [new] reality. iOS has lost to Android [has done for sometime]....and soon windows will fall to Android. That is the new world order. That is just how things are, and the future looks very Glum, I'm sorry.

    1. Re:stupid theories consistent by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      No same empirical fact ,the Smartphone replaced the mp3 player.

      Of course it did numb nuts. And you were right only when you said that iPhone had done it.

      Remember, iPhone is still the biggest selling smartphone. Nothing outsells it. There is no "iPod Killer" other than iPhone.

      iPod is a device, not an OS. Android is an OS, not a device.

  118. I know what I want by ApplePy · · Score: 1

    8 USB ports, 6 TB of RAID, 8 cores, DVD, 4 gigs of video RAM, dual 28" flatscreens, a mouse, and a keyboard. Now that would be a useful tablet.

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  119. Double-sided touch screens please, + touchtype kbd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. Absence of touch-typing sucks.

  120. apple doesnt make any parts by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    LG samsung broadcom sony etc...

    all components of the iphone/ipad are 3rd parties.

    any other 3rd party can build to order a product with the same components.

    Apple is like nasa, everything is outsourced, except software.

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  121. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I give Apple full credit for being first with a usable tablet... after Palm, that is, which effectively had a usable tablet with only a 5.5" screen, 12 years ago. It was not color, but so what? It had a touch screen and was very usable.

    Of course Palm through away all their well-established advantages when they started making phones. Truly sad, that.

  122. Re: Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd prefer a tablet with Windows 8 and a Core i7 so that I can run the software that I like without having to buy and relearn a whole new set of me-too software that only kind of replicates the functionality of what I already use.

  123. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    s/through/threw

    I can spell. Really I can.

  124. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Oops... I should correct that. Later I had a Palm Tungsten with a very nice color screen. I played a lot of Bejeweled on it.

  125. You need to buy the Acer A5xx series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your wishlist looks like the tablet in front of me. The one I used poolside all summer to edit a book, take pictures with and type on with a real keyboard and mouse via the USB logitech I use for my computer (I pull the radio link dongle, move it between machines). I snickered when I first read about the Microsoft Surface. I was already using it.

    Standard USB, microUSB, microHDMI (took a while to find the cable, but it works just great to drive my 37" flat panel). The Google maps, cached worked OK. Lots of memory.
    My only issue with the A500, any Android tablet, is the lack of a good industrial strength editor. I stopped using it for that reason. Having to move files from ODF to Google Docs to a DOCX format, then back was just too much waste of time.
    I gave up, bought a 15" laptop, also from Acer based on price and function, and that I could load Linux on it.
    Now the A500 sits, turned off, on my desk. Perhaps next summer ...

  126. Lenovo x230 by oshkrozz · · Score: 1

    You should then be looking at Lenovo x230, yes it weighs more (4lbs) then a 1 lb tablet only oh ya and it costs 4x the price or more, or the Yoga (consumer version and not as customizable) it has all most of your list (and easy enough to add GPS).

  127. Read Again by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Dude - the whole response was about BUILT IN MAPS.

    Then I spent much of the time talking about how awesome many third party offline maps were (I have several).

    Then I closed with "Offline maps are important at times, I agree".

    So in fact I travel a hell of a lot and value offline maps greatly, which is why I don't understand why anyone would want the inevitably mediocre maps that would come bundled by default with anything.

    Do you? Again, why have included offline maps? Especially when most people will not be using them off a data connection, on a tablet...

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    1. Re:Read Again by Malc · · Score: 1

      I've wasted way too much time faffing around with alternative map apps and so far they've all been shite. I just want something that works out of the box thanks. I don't get the fuss about Open Street Maps either.

    2. Re:Read Again by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I've wasted way too much time faffing around with alternative map apps and so far they've all been shite

      Like what?

      Most of the maps built by previous GPS hardware makers are decent, at least for navigation and offline search (TomTom, Navigon, etc).

      There are a number of hiking specific apps that work decently well (like iTopoMaps) and others.

      The thing is that all of those maps built for offline use are built specifically for those needs. What makes you think offline maps included in a system FOR FREE are going to be better in any way?

      You think third party offline maps are shite? Well you haven't seen shite until you've seen the shite that free bundled content produces.

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  128. Acer A500 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Acer A500 has a full sized USB host port, and mini usb client port. $200 used.

  129. Here's my one wish for tablets. by Chas · · Score: 2

    That the owners stop trying to replace productivity stations like desktops and workstations with tablets.

    While based on similar-to-identical hardware, their usage and productivity profiles are COMPLETELY different.

    Windows 8 is one of the bastardized expressions of this desire to "unify" a productivity device (laptop/workstation) with a dedicated media consumption device (a tablet).

    Is it REALLY all that surprising that the results suck so badly?

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  130. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because there's only one item on any true iFan's wish list: I wish I wasn't overdrawn at the bank so I could put another iShiny on my credit card!

    Amen! Unfortunately, it's also true of Android users at each software release since you generally get stuck on the outdated release your device came with. (The Nexus line being the shining light among exceptions)

  131. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by kllrnohj · · Score: 1

    The argument that Android is copying from iOS sounds increasingly ridiculous as time goes by, seeing as if anyone is copying it is without a doubt *APPLE* that is copying from Android for at least the last year. Or rather, Apple has been playing catch up since at least iOS 4, with Android being the one innovating and pushing forward.

    Not that the iPad actually provided anything to even copy as it was just a blown up version of iOS - not really any different from the initial batch of Gingerbread-based Android tablets.

  132. How about phone capabilities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch all the smart phones get steadily larger until they're the same size as a 7 inch tablet. Well why not put the phone stuff into the tablet? Use a bluetooth headset and keep the tablet in your pack.

  133. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fischer-Price

    Fisher-Price

  134. Re: Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and he's willing to pay $49.99 for it.

    How about a tablet OS that doesn't sell your location and throughput to anyone who will pay Google for the info?

  135. Who wants wires? Why use wires/ by esldude · · Score: 1

    A number of simple apps available for tablets that let you transfer files over Wifi. Faster than bluetooth, about as simpler or simpler. Not quite as fast as a USB connection (especially USB 3.0), but not bad for such devices. A number of simple apps do the GPS thing without a network connection. Even Google maps does it for limited areas. Navfree USA does it, a number of variants use Open Street Maps and do it. This really is no gripe. Many tablets will work with a USB to HDMI adapter. I suppose the lack of real keyboard is a real gripe though some are available actually. In short, I see nothing in this list of 'wants' that isn't either available, or available in a different form that make his wants in specific forms, like full size USB meaningless. You should look at tablets not only as cloud devices, but wireless devices. The use of ports is just not the right idea. Bluetooth and WIFI wireless accessories is the way things are going.

  136. much of what you seek exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had an acer a500 the last 16 months with most of the things you want.
    * full sized USB
    * microUSB
    * microSDHC slot
    * microHDMI

    As to GPS hardware ... it has something that works well enough.
    Offline GPS software is FreeNAV USA/World which uses Open Street Map data. 100% off line.

    For a keyboard, I use a USB connected portfolio case. It works well enough.
    I've loaded Ubuntu inside a chroot jail and connected to it from the android side using VNC. The mouse and keyboard functions were off, not ready to be used by anyone. I'd love to load up a native Linux with NX as the client - dual boot style.

    Quit bitching to do your own research. The Toshiba Thrive has lots of full-sized ports too.

  137. FreeNAV USA/World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's your navigation software. FreeNAV (or is it NAVFree?). It has been in the google store for free over a year.

  138. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by profplump · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Which is why you can't find RSS, VNC, email, maps or notes apps for iOS.

  139. Re:I'd settle for a jump drive with a micro-USB ja by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Actually, micro-USB is more rugged than full size USB. I've yet to break a micro-USB connector, but I've broken several full-size ones.

    Micro-USB is also designed to break on the peripheral side (which is often just a cable), and not on the host side. Full-sized USB tends to break on the host side. Since I tend not to replace my computer cases at the rate I'm going just about all my front USB ports on my desktop are going to end up being extension cables run from the back.

  140. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    Not that the iPad actually provided anything to even copy as it was just a blown up version of iOS

    Which shows that you haven't actually used both an iPad and an iPhone. Unlike with Android, their interfaces are very different, as befits their different sizes.

  141. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    Sure, Palm was a trend setter in mobile a generation before Apple. But the difference isn't just the size. Apple's innovation was to make it a finger operated rather than a stylus operated. And to follow that through into a direct manipulation e.g. scrolling by swiping rather than scroll bars.

  142. Pressure Stylus / Rotation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would like a tablet that has a great stylus pressure with rotate detection to serve art community.

  143. Poor navigation in that product list by tepples · · Score: 1

    I used Chrome to view the link you posted, and it was very difficult for me to navigate the spreadsheet. It wouldn't show more than four columns, with links to "previous four columns" and "next four columns". I looked for which row numbers corresponded to Windows RT, and most of the $499 products were on the row numbers that corresponded to Windows RT. What was I missing in the navigation of that product list?

    1. Re:Poor navigation in that product list by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Works fine in Chrome, Opera, and Firefox for me. Are you on a mobile browser? But anyway, you can sort by OS. HP Elitepad is $700, Dell Latitude 10 is $650, Lenovo Thinpad Tablet 2 is $650, and the Acer Iconia Tab W510 is $500. All run full Windows 8.

    2. Re:Poor navigation in that product list by tepples · · Score: 1

      Works fine in Chrome, Opera, and Firefox for me. Are you on a mobile browser?

      Yeah, I read that article and the "death of netbooks" article in Chrome on my Nexus 7 (running Android 4.2) as an experiment to see what life will be like after my current laptop (a 10" Dell) breaks.

  144. Windows Store dev accounts are not for production by tepples · · Score: 1

    Instructions for how to sideload using a developer account are published on Microsoft.com, and the account is free.

    From this page: "But you categorically cannot run production apps in this mode -- you can only allow testing." I was under the impression that Microsoft had mechanisms in place to detect what it considered "abuse" of a Windows Store developer license. Let me know when any of the Visual Studio components are ported to run under Windows RT.

  145. I can't buy what nobody makes anymore by tepples · · Score: 1

    Then buy something else??? Honestly, i own an iPad, and i have used the dock connector (pre lightning model) to sync with iTunes twice... And besides that only to charge. I do anything more in depth on my laptop.

    If your needs are different, buy another product.

    The problem is that they don't make "another product" anymore.

  146. Tablet wishlist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After reading your wishlist for future tablets, I suggest you investigate the US Armed Forces Milspec edition of the the Nexus 10. It has everything you asked for and more in a truly ruggedized case.

  147. Most of that probably exists by gelfling · · Score: 1

    I bet Google play has a for-fee downloadable GPS mapping DB.

    I sort of question the need for full sized physical USB and HDMI ports though. Why is the smaller form factor so terrible?

  148. All that cash by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    "Jobs failed to spend any of the money on building Apple a competitor to "

    "Amazon (retail sales); "

    http://www.apple.com/retail/

    "Google (Search); "

    With decreasing ad revenue per click....

    "Microsoft (License its OS); "

    MS makes 5 to 10x *less* profit for each Windoows license than Apple makes per Mac sold. MS makes $15 on each Windows Phone license compared to $200 - $300 for each iPhone sold.

    "Facebook (Social Network)..."

    You consider Facebook to be financially successful?

    You got a bit carried away with your carriage returns. Look Apple [brick and mortar] stores are not a replacement for what Amazon do....An expansion of its On-line itunes store is.

    Google is decreasing Revenue per click...but is getting more clicks :) while protecting that revenue stream, and are expansing into social (Amazon); electronics(Apple); office+OS(Microsoft).

    Microsoft simply raised the price of its OS product to make to a drop in PC licenses it currently expansing into Hardware(Apple) and search(Google) its failing, but its trying.

    Amazon is getting into Electronics(Apple) and is currently has 40% of where shoppers go first.

    Your right Facebook is just potential, but then they are immature compared to the the other companies. Although rumours of it producing hardware(Apple), and replacing Goole as search are well known.

    Apple has amassed an incredible amount of cash, but apparently is a one trick pony....and well it looks to be following RIMM out the door, perhaps if they has a visionary running their company.

    1. Re:All that cash by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      "Look Apple [brick and mortar] stores are not a replacement for what Amazon do....An expansion of its On-line itunes store is."

      Have you actually looked at Amazon's profits? Not exactlya raging success.

      "Look Apple [brick and mortar] stores are not a replacement for what Amazon do....An expansion of its On-line itunes store is."

      Googlie's revenue and profit was down year over year the last quarter.

      "Look Apple [brick and mortar] stores are not a replacement for what Amazon do....An expansion of its On-line itunes store is."

      But obvioysly comparing revenue, profit, or margins, Microsofts strategy is not as successful as Apple's.

      "Amazon is getting into Electronics(Apple) "

      And according to the CEO is not even trying to make a profit on hardware directly.

      "and is currently has 40% of where shoppers go first."

      Not for digital media and margins on sellling other people's physical stuff is razor thin.

      "Apple has amassed an incredible amount of cash, but apparently is a one trick pony"

      95% of Google's revenue comes from advertising....by definition that is one trick pony. Apple sells software, iPods, Macs, media, phones, and tablets.

      "and well it looks to be following RIMM out the door"

      So are you predicting that Apple won't see profit and revenue grpwth for 2013?

  149. and last but not hte least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    50$ pricetag

  150. Re:One change....that you missed already by BarneyRabble · · Score: 1

    complaining about not having a full sized USB port? Check the Archos G9 80 and 101 Turbo series tablets that have full sized USB ports/3G modem functionality. Stuck a 32GB flash drive into the back of it and it worked just fine. The hardware might not be the best but it does the job. in addition, add a 32gb microSD card also. along with the 8gb internal storage capacity it has on board.

  151. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People use the iPads/iPhones more because they are easier to work and work better with other devices and computers.

    Just because people aren't cheap and like quality doesn't mean that we won't continue to use our devices more in the future.

  152. USB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PLEASE ! give us 4 or more i's like to plug in a usb kepboard / mouse and storage when required.

    1. Re:USB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and some way to charge over USB

  153. Your no even bothering to reply any more. by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Of course it did numb nuts. And you were right only when you said that iPhone had done it.

    Remember, iPhone is still the biggest selling smartphone. Nothing outsells it. There is no "iPod Killer" other than iPhone.

    iPod is a device, not an OS. Android is an OS, not a device.

    No same empirical fact ,the Smartphone replaced the mp3 player. Its end began with the iPhone...its why I bought he origninal iPhone.

    Here is the thing [ignoring the fact that the Samsung Galaxy III took that crown], that is why Apple is suddenly looking very very vulnerable. As much as I talk about Apple hardware/software being weak. Its real weakness is its only successful in America where its high margins(and costs) are hidden be locking the customer into a hire purchase agreement. Its not just been a successful strategy its been insanely sucessful while they have an incredibly successful brand [with perceived first mover advantage]...
    but going forward that is also looking vulnerable as high-end Android takes the innovation crown with ease...with numbers. Worldwide where wages are a lot lower and customers are expected to buy a phone outright its been an unmitigated disaster. Its not just places like Brazil and China...its Europe all lager smartphone markets than America....its not a good thing they have one phone its their Achilles' heel.

  154. Re:Who wants wires? Why use wires/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting I am actually replying to you using a wifi keyboard with android, actually it is using a box in my browser on my netbook and connecting over the lan I would imagine it would work for my android phone too. it is kind of pointless thou . why not just use the netbook. I guess it would be handy for text messaging .

    I kind of like the idea of a smart hub something like a raspberry pi connecting all the io to my tablet. That might even be able to be battery powered . but yes i get your point physical ports are over rated. I think I will play with this a little more.

    I don't really want to have to use a full blown computer just to provide io to a tablet it just feels wrong.

  155. Disappearing act by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I wish they would just grow keyboards already and stop with the vendor lockin walled gardens from hell shit.

  156. Thank you for you by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    We are covering too many businesses, your responses are flawed in that they focus on one element "profits", and problem with their current market "iPods, Macs, media, phones, and tablets"(sic) [Software is something I argue they should do] is that maintaining its profitability without expanding its market(exactly what you criticise Amazon for) is short sighted.

    Googles revenue is up this year 9 month period http://investor.google.com/earnings.html from $19,087,000 to $27,632,000 Their profits are up $8,235,000 and $9,328,000 (they were down last quarter with half a billion restructuring of Motorola, but they sold off their set-top box this quarter for $2.5 billion), I'm not sure about Google making 95% of their money from Advertising...but as I said with Google Docs they already make $1 Billion from Google Docs, and are making a massive push against Microsoft, there on-line store is reportedly selling 400% more in a year, its strategy of going for market-share over profits is working to its advantage going forward....but the short version is your view of google is not based in reality...heard about the xPhone :)

    What I predict is Apples business model is unsustainable, and the market agrees with me with it having 30% of its value wipes of its market cap, even the most ardent Apple faithful are looking for the next product (TV/Watch who cares...will it have retina display). The reality is nobody is seeing Apples massive mark-ups being sustainable, will Apple see some profit and revenue growth, only for as long as its market grows faster than is market share shrinks while its market share stays remains relevant. That could be as little as one quarter. Its just another electronics company now.

    [I don't really want to talk about Microsoft...Their strategy of using its Monopoly on the Desktop to leverage itself into Mobile...is simply too large, in response to your comments Apple should have gone for Microsoft's throat.]

    1. Re:Thank you for you by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      "We are covering too many businesses, your responses are flawed in that they focus on one element "profits", "

      So is profit not the main goal of a publicly traded company?

      "[Software is something I argue they should do] is that maintaining its profitability without expanding its market(exactly what you criticise Amazon for) is short sighted."

      Besides the dedicated media player market -- Apple is increasing revenues and profits much faster than the industry in every single one of its markets.

      "Googles revenue is up this year 9 month period http://investor.google.com/earnings.html from $19,087,000 to $27,632,000 Their profits are up $8,235,000 and $9,328,000 (they were down last quarter with half a billion restructuring of Motorola, but they sold off their set-top box this quarter for $2.5 billion), "

      Of course their revenue was up after adding Motorola, but Motorola is still losing money. Motorola is causing an increase in revenue but a decrease in profit. Not a winning combination

      Google's ad revenue is weak.

      http://www.marketplace.org/topics/tech/weak-ad-revenue-pulls-google-down

      "(they were down last quarter with half a billion restructuring of Motorola, but they sold off their set-top box this quarter for $2.5 billion"

      So they bought MMI for 12.5 billion, MMI had about $3 billion in cash at the time so that was a net cost of 9.5 billion and now they are selling the settop business for $3 billion. So that is still a net cost of about 6.5 billion on a company that is still losing money. On top of that, Google as part of the deal, is assuming most of the liability for patent infringemenr claims that are being brought by Tivo -- a company who has a track record of winning in court.

      "but as I said with Google Docs they already make $1 Billion from Google Docs, and are making a massive push against Microsoft, there on-line store is reportedly selling 400% more in a year,"

      The Apple app store is barely above break even profitably and has much higher revenues than the Google Play store. Up 400% from barely anything is still barely anything.

      "....but the short version is your view of google is not based in reality...heard about the xPhone :)"

      Yes because a rumored phone from a division who hasn't been able to compete for years is definitely a sure fire hit......

      "its strategy of going for market-share over profits is working to its advantage going forward...."

      http://web.mit.edu/bwerner/www/papers/Therelationbetweenmarketshareandprofitability.PDF

      But if market share were the sure fire way to profitability, then why would HP try to jetison their PC business when HP still had the largest market share? Why is the iPhone still more profitable than the rest of the market combined?

      "What I predict is Apples business model is unsustainable, and the market agrees with me with it having 30% of its value wipes of its market cap, "

      And the market is always rational....
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot-com_bubble

      "Apple should have gone for Microsoft's throat"

      Yes because if it had, it might be growing faster than Microsoft now....oh wait, it is,

      "but the short version is your view of google is not based in reality...heard about the xPhone :)"

  157. Hardware On/Off Switch by mrex · · Score: 1

    How about something simple: a sure-fire, non-circumventable, non-spoofable way to turn the device OFF? Removable batteries are going the way of the dodo for some valid reasons, but some of us would still like a way to ensure that no mobile rootkit is turning off the screen while leaving the microphones and cameras on.

  158. My wishlist. by STratoHAKster · · Score: 1

    Things I want to see: 1. An Android tablet with a 1TB hard drive. Even if it were bulkier, or with a 4" screen and shaped like a 3.5" disk enclosure. I want an Android device with tons of capacity, that can be used as both a media player as well as portable photo/video offloading device - so I can quickly dump photos from my Vixia or Sony camera flash cards while I'm traveling. 2. Normal PC Laptop that contains a low-power ARM-based Android "accessory" PC that I can jump to (either full-screen via keypress or via client window under Windows/Linux), because let's face it - Android apps like gmail/yelp/fandango/gmaps/facebook/etc/etc/etc/etc/etc beats the holy living sh!tf*ck out of navigating their respective websites or apps (if they even exist), even without a touchscreen interface. In fact, I'm quite happy with bringng along my Motorola Lapdock and MK802 dongle in lieu of a laptop on many occasions - but having both in a single device would be beautiful. And better, a mode for booting up in Android only, only powering up the ARM board, screen and a few accessories. Off a typical laptop battery, that should run for days.

  159. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by bfandreas · · Score: 1

    The main reason for the small presence of Android tablets in the web is that web browsing on Android sucks. They all take ages to render. They are unresponsive until they have rendered. And those that I use(the Android browser named "Browser" and Chrome, gave up on Firefox on Android a year ago) can't remember to request the desktop version of the web page. You still have to open a new tab, tell it to request the desktop page and then go wherever you want. Why would I want to see the mobile version of a web page on a 10.1" screen?

    Because the browser takes ages to render them.
    Are all browsers on Android single-thread monstrosities? Is a tablet that is able to render 3D games with last-gen console quality too slow? Is this some kind of joke I don't understand because I'm too old? I have no clue if iFondleslabs have the same problem because I don't care.

    Another reason why Android tablets not seem to be very present in the web is that you can actually change the browser identification on the browsers. I doubt you can do that on iApple fruity stuff.

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  160. Stickmount by JThundley · · Score: 1

    I plug in USB flash drives to my Nexus 7 all the time. I've rooted it and use Stickmount and an OTG cable. Try it out!

  161. The Homer Car by alexandre_ganso · · Score: 1

    Was I the only one who thought about this?

    http://onscreencars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/TheHomer.jpg

  162. The answer is yes and yes by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Has the Register of Copyrights legalized jailbreaking a tablet (not a phone) in the United States?

    Has anyone EVER been sued or arrested or ANYTHING over this? On a technical board this argument labels you as retarded in the worst possible sense of the word. Sorry, but you deserve that level of disrespect for bringing up such an incredibly stupid and irrelevant point.

    Has anyone released a non-fake jailbreak for devices that shipped with iOS 6?

    His needs are met by a subset of devices that support full public jailbreaking, that would obviously factor into selection.

    That said, jailbreaks have been performed on an iPhone 5 and iPad mini, but they require development accounts (which anyone can get). The point is his is stubbornly refusing to consider ANY Apple device even if they might meet his needs better and a large variety of them can be jailbroken easily.

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    1. Re:The answer is yes and yes by tepples · · Score: 1

      Has anyone EVER been sued or arrested or ANYTHING over this?

      Yes: Sony Computer Entertainment v. George Hotz.

      On a technical board

      This would be a pure technical board if Your Rights Online were closed. It isn't.

      That said, jailbreaks have been performed on an iPhone 5 and iPad mini, but they require development accounts (which anyone can get).

      Are you talking about the $99 per year account?

  163. You need to think more about your respose. by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    So is profit not the main goal of a publicly traded company?

    You seem confused. The answer is NO! a publicly traded companys goal is not to make profit. Look at my Amazon example, almost every company has some investing activity can be tangibles (New premises, R&D, Advertising...right now Google is making a land grab with Android (its trying with Google+), as is Amazon. Normally companies make various strategic plans (expand market share; extend product Line etc etc)

    The whole point is that Apple is now growing *slower* than the market, so its market share is lower. Its why apple used to have 23% of the market and now occupies 14.9%, In fact the profit margin of the iphone5 is less than that of its predecessors too just makes it more worrying.

    I don't think you understand your Google link. The link I provide is to the financial statements discussed in your [albeit short] article, I actually quote the figures, re-read my comment on Google it even covers how Google is expanding beyond advertising...it even owns a phone company :) (like a suggest Apple should)

    I would comment on the acquisition of Motorola, but the reason why your maths is completely wrong is tax (and patents). Motorola may look 12.5Billion on the books, but in reality read it http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/31/us-motorolamobility-google-tax-idUSTRE77U1QX20110831. The short version is owning Motorola will cuts Googles Tax Bill by 80% It was incredibly good value.

    As for you criticism of Motorola...LG recently is having a massive success with the Nexus Phone, Asus is having massive success with the Nexus Tablet, its likely to be a success...the concern is upsetting its partners.

    I lave looked through you link. I will have to read it better later, but the whole point of it is to choose market share over profits, by cutting price...and do it before your competitors. (although Apple already has many of the Advantages of Scale and brand now...although you can already see it losing these)

    HP is trying to move to get money work harder, by getting into different markets as the PC market is mature 5% margin (Microsoft get all the real profit) Although that CEO got sacked. Like I say I'm not comfortable talking about Microsoft.

    I am astonished that Apple cannot make money from the itunes store. Apparently Google/Amazon can. I suspect your just making that up...it currently is small compared to what they make from their hardware...but as I repeatly argue..this one is all about marketshare. Apple have already lost this book/movie/App market to Google/Amazon.

    I don't argue the market is rational, but money is normally pretty unbiased, and right now it does not see Apple making the big gains it once had, and everyone agrees.

    Microsoft is not growing, but its a utility product and pretty stable (makes lots of profits), Apple could have gone for the PC market...its not like a great deal of profits come from their current PC presence...and it could compete on price, or licensed its OS, but again it has no interest in market share.

    The truth is Apple has to change because the market changed...and Steve Jobs made no prevision for surviving in a maturing market, although a master at overtaking immature ones. The game as changes, and I see nothing in your comments which will change the current *trend*.

    1. Re:You need to think more about your respose. by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      "You seem confused. The answer is NO! a publicly traded companys goal is not to make profit."

      So you realize how utterly insane it sounds for anyone to say that the purpose of a public comps y is not to make a profit?

      "Look at my Amazon example, almost every company has some investing activity can be tangibles "

      And Apples CAPEX is one of the largest in the industry. Amazon has been using the excuse for its meager profits that it has been reinvesting for growth for over 15 years.

      "The whole point is that Apple is now growing *slower* than the market, so its market share is lower. Its why apple used to have 23% of the market and now occupies 14.9%, In fact the profit margin of the iphone5 is less than that of its predecessors too just makes it more worrying."

      So how has its slower than market growth affected its profitability? How has it affected its third party development support?

      "I don't think you understand your Google link. The link I provide is to the financial statements discussed in your [albeit short] article, I actually quote the figures,"

      Yes you quoted "revenue" growth that was caused by the money losing Motorola. Growing revenues unprofitabity is not a recipe for success.

      "re-read my comment on Google it even covers how Google is expanding beyond advertising...it even owns a phone company :) (like a suggest Apple should)"

      Google may be trying to expand but again "right now" 95% of their revenue comes from advertising and their phone company hasn't been competitive for years.

      "I would comment on the acquisition of Motorola, but the reason why your maths is completely wrong is tax (and patents). Motorola may look 12.5Billion on the books, but in reality read it http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/31/us-motorolamobility-google-tax-idUSTRE77U1QX20110831. The short version is owning Motorola will cuts Googles Tax Bill by 80% It was incredibly good value."

      It cuts their tax bill because they lost money.

      "As for you criticism of Motorola...LG recently is having a massive success with the Nexus Phone, "

      Define "massive success".

      "Asus is having massive success with the Nexus Tablet, its likely to be a success...the concern is upsetting its partners."

      The last report was one million a month. Not a massive success by any definition.

      "I lave looked through you link. I will have to read it better later, but the whole point of it is to choose market share over profits, by cutting price...and do it before your competitors. (although Apple already has many of the Advantages of Scale and brand now...although you can already see it losing these)"

      Really? Apple losing scale? The only other company that has any scale to speak of is Samsung.

      "HP is trying to move to get money work harder, by getting into different markets as the PC market is mature 5% margin (Microsoft get all the real profit) Although that CEO got sacked. Like I say I'm not comfortable talking about Microsoft."

      You really think the margins for Android phones are any better, especially with the Chinese manufacturers moving in?

      "i am astonished that Apple cannot make money from the itunes store. Apparently Google/Amazon can. I suspect your just making that up...it currently is small compared to what they make from their hardware...but as I repeatly argue..this one is all about marketshare. Apple have already lost this book/movie/App market to Google/Amazon."

      Uhh, Apple's App Store revenue is still 4x that of Google. And where are you getting your figures for movies? As far as "losing" the book market. Amazon's was in the market first and Apple tool market share away from Amazon.

      So how do you know how profitable the Google Play store is?

      "I don't argue the market is rational, but money is normally pretty unbiased,"

      Have you seen Amazons P/E ratio?
      " and right now it does

  164. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by kllrnohj · · Score: 1

    I have an iPad 2. It's really not that different from an iPhone. The 3rd party apps make great use of the larger screen - iOS itself, however, doesn't do shit with the extra space. Hell, the contacts app isn't even full screen! And I'm not sure what your bullshit about "unlike with Android" is supposed to mean, unless you've never used an Android tablet.

  165. No more tablets for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have iPad 2. Based on it's performance I figure that useful tablet has to be 4x as fast with 2x dpi. Anything less is a compromise I'm not willing to make.

  166. Re:Why no iPad user "wish lists"? by jakimfett · · Score: 1

    ...a gamer should buy an iPhone, the games on iOS...

    Err...no. Perhaps I wasn't clear. I was talking about gamers. You know, the people who have a computer that cost more than your car, with a graphics card that can render the texture of each individual grain of sand on a beach. Real hardcore gamers, the ones who lose themselves in the strategy and mechanics of whatever "their" game is.

    And while I appreciate that Angry Birds (Gamer Edition) may seem a compelling reason to drop anywhere from $649-$849, when the choice is between a new set of solid state drives for their RAID array and a phone, which do you think the gamer will pick?

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  167. Did you actually read that article you linked? by cbhacking · · Score: 2

    Umm... are you just really phenomenally bad at reading comprehension, or actually trolling? To quote the entire paragraph you extracted that quote from:

    Apple has perhaps the most famously restrictive app store. When you sign up for a developer account you're allowed to push out builds of apps that you write to up to 100 devices. But you categorically cannot run production apps in this mode -- you can only allow testing.

    Emphasis mine. What does the awful state of sideloading on Apple devices have to do with Microsoft or Windows RT? Microsoft may *prefer* people to use the "official" sideloading channel (which requires a paid license and top-down control) instead of developer license sideloading, but they don't enforce that in any way, and they even take the time to point out that dev licensing can be used to install untrusted apps:

    If you acquire and run Windows Store apps from sources other than the Windows Store, take the same precautions you normally do when acquiring desktop apps from the web.

    So far as I can tell, the only "abuse" that MS actually cares about is piracy of paid apps. This was a problem on Windows Phone, even with the much more-restrictive developer registration (paid account required for most users, limit 10 sideloaded apps unless you hacked it), and is expressly called out as something that a dev license can be revoked for (although, so what if they do; you can get another, for free, at any time). After all, an app which goes behind the WinRT API's back to find the NtCreateProcess system call (CreateProcess isn't supposed to be available) using techniques most commonly observed in malware, and then uses that to launch unsigned desktop-mode applications... well, that's pretty far from a "legit" use of a developer license, but it's exactly the kind of thing that people *should* be allowed to do via sideloading if they want to, and it works fine*.

    * For loose values of "fine" - the unsigned native EXE still runs in the AppContainer sandbox, which severely constrains what it can do. Still, if you statically link everything and are careful about the ACLs, it works.

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  168. Its not a pissing contest. by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    "So you realize how utterly insane it sounds for anyone to say that the purpose of a public comps y is not to make a profit?"

    I didn't say that, I said the goal is not to make profit. In fact how about "preserve future profits".

    You keep pointing to losing market share is acceptable as long as your profits grow in the short term. Its your fundamental point, and I am never going to be convinced ever that is rational response. Its a worrying trend nothing more. The fact that it is affecting third party development support is a simply another sign.

    Your right growing revenues "unprofitably" is not a recipe for success [its not true], but Google have successes in protecting a potentially profitable revenue streams it gets from Android(...and doesn't have to pay to Apple :)

    I am more interested in the future than right now. Because right now I see Google investing in their future. This whole discussion started because I said Steve Jobs failed to invest in Apples. The whole point of this discussion is the widening gap between, between Androids Market Share; Price and Apples Market Share; Price. we are now where Android smartphone market share/average price 75%/$250 to Apples 15%/$600 what about when Android is 85%/$175 to Apples 10%/$600; what about when Android is 95% to Apples 5%/$600.

    The Motorola deal cuts their tax bill because Google is vastly profitable :)

    Since when did selling one million devices a month become a bad thing :) [Its not the only device either; Apples market share continues to drop]Ironically you are are defending Apples lack of market share. The reality is companies make massive profits from Android phones...don't pretend otherwise(Apple type profits not so much).

    You need to make up your mind what you are arguing with Apples store. I have one point, Apples pursuit of Profits over market share is stupid, It also means less money from its store. It does so because it makes more money from its phone sales *in the short term*...the growth market. The one Android and Google are fighting over Apple is giving away...Oh and control of the next big thing *Money*.

    Apple does not make an awful lot of money from the computer market. It does sell a few very profitable devices, but *Microsoft* make all the money in the computer market vast amounts more than Apple, and Apple have made it clear that they won't compete(losers). I notice that the Chromebook is the best selling device on Amazon.

    I seem to have become focused on Apple vs Google and that was never my intention...Its just really hard not to get drawn into comparing these companies. The more I discuss the more I find it impossible to believe that Apple is capable of conquering any more emerging markets [will it conquer TV meh] or that its current business model is sustainable in a maturing market, or that its lack of vision in investing in its own future is going to hurt it. It all feels eerily familiar like its 1997 again. I get a feeling that sooner rather than later we are going to stop discussing Apple vs Google but Android vs Windows.

    1. Re:Its not a pissing contest. by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      "I didn't say that, I said the goal is not to make profit. In fact how about "preserve future profits".

      So you didn't say the goal of a company is not to make a profit but you said it is not to make a profit?

      And strangely enough, they seem to be growing profitabilty,,,,Are you suggesting that Apple won't see year over year growth in 2013? 2014? 2015?

      "Your right growing revenues "unprofitably" is not a recipe for success [its not true]"

      So, if they grew revenue by adding MMI and MMI is losing money, what is that if not growing revenue unprofitably?

      "The fact that it is affecting third party development support is a simply another sign."

      http://www.idownloadblog.com/2012/12/20/google-play-grows-app-store-king/

      " Because right now I see Google investing in their future"

      You obviously haven't looked at Apple's long term capital expenditures,,,,

      "The Motorola deal cuts their tax bill because Google is vastly profitable :)"

      You get "tax breaks" on losses. Losing money to pay less taxes is not a "strategy".

      "Since when did selling one million devices a month become a bad thing :"

      http://allthingsd.com/20120711/googles-nexus-7-costs-152-to-make-ihs-isuppli-teardown-finds/

      And it sells for $199. Of course Asus doesn't make the whole $58 per device, they sell it at a discount to wholesellers.

      "The reality is companies make massive profits from Android phones...don't pretend otherwise"

      http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/10/04/us-google-motorola-idUSBRE8930L020121004

      "Google Inc raised its estimate of the cost of job cuts at its money-losing Motorola Mobility unit in the third quarter and warned of "significant" additional charges from further restructuring."

      http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444897304578043782276831090.html

      "HTC Profit Falls 79% Amid Competition "

      http://techcrunch.com/2012/08/23/sony-mobile-to-lay-off-off-1000-people-as-part-of-restructuring/

      "Today, Android OEM Sony announced that its loss-making mobile handset division Sony Mobile Communications would be laying out 15% of its workforce "

      LG's profit is far from massive....
      http://bgr.com/2012/10/24/lg-q3-2012-earnings-138-6-million-dollars/

      So where are all of these Android manufacturers that are making tons of profits?

      Apple accounts for 60% of the profit in the mobile industry.

      http://www.intomobile.com/2012/11/14/asymco-apple-and-samsung-account-99-smartphone-profits-q3-htc-and-lg-only-other-profitable-companies/

      "You need to make up your mind what you are arguing with Apples store. I have one point, Apples pursuit of Profits over market share is stupid, "

      So, if it were stupid, then how does it make 60% of all mobile profit?

      "It also means less money from its store."

      Facts are your friends.....
      http://www.idownloadblog.com/2012/12/20/google-play-grows-app-store-king/

      "Apple does not make an awful lot of money from the computer market."

      So which PC company makes more money selling computers than Apple makes selling Macs?

      " I notice that the Chromebook is the best selling device on Amazon."

      Yes and Amaz

  169. Its about profit by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    I think your getting confused with English (mine not yours). The bottom line is most companies have a strategic plan, and that can be a variety of different things. If you don't understand that I can't help you. (example) http://www.planware.org/strategicsample.htm...but then we have been through this. It even has a section marked Goals.

    I posted the figures, Googles revenues are up and profits are up...then its growing revenues *profitably* the fact is there is everything from tax breaks; patents; selling off STB business; as well as using its bring its Nexus Line to Motorola its difficult to calculate...and you are not capable.

    You have *never* mentioned *any* future business plans from Apple; show me them. I don't see it challenging Amazon; Google; Microsoft; Facebook anytime in the near future. In reality I see a cash rich business, with no idea what to do with it.

    HTC is still profitable (just not as profitable you know the difference); LG are profitable since they ditched Microsoft(and has a success with the Nexus 4); Sony is massively profitable...after buying out Ericsson (its compensating for its poor PC sales)...and they are in the market that has growing market share.

    How stupid it is to quote a "% of mobile profits"....I'm confused where is Google; Sony make a profit why is it not there :)...the figures are not even close to being right. Its a guestimate from financial statements. Although for you posting a graph that shows a peak followed by a trend downwards in % profits is not really creating a compelling point. Hell it doesn;t even include companies like Lenovo and ZTE.

    I'm confused why again are you pointing to a link where Google is growing faster than Apple...that's my point; why are you trying to make it?

    So which PC company makes more money selling computers than Apple makes selling Macs?

    Microsoft. :)

    The sad fact is you are not checking you articles as you are posting, Apple is vastly profitable now..which I would never dispute. I'm saying its pursuits of profits are damaging it long term...and that includes profitability, I also say their is no prevision for he maturing market. Even from your own dubious evidence, Apple is shrinking against the opposition. What is more worrying all the evidence from you focuses on *hardware* when it has to compete providing any alternative revenue streams advertising/content/software ...it suddenly looks weak because its hardware is looking weak in a maturing market because its a one trick pony. What is worse is that any mention of future plans your happy to mention all this spending, and I'm seeing nothing for it. Apples best days are clearly behind it, and even your own cherry picked evidence suggests it.

    1. Re:Its about profit by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      "The bottom line is most companies have a strategic plan, and that can be a variety of different things. If you don't understand that I can't help you. (example) http://www.planware.org/strategicsample.htm...but then we have been through this. It even has a section marked Goals."

      And Apple has no strategic plan?

      "I posted the figures, Googles revenues are up and profits are up then its growing revenues *profitably* "

      Not for the last quarter year over year.

      "the fact is there is everything from tax breaks; "

      They get "tax breaks" because you claim tax breaks on losses....again saying that you paid less taxes because one of your major divisions lost money is not "strategy"

      "patents;"

      How much are they making from patents? How much have they have stated they plan to make from patents"

      "selling off STB business;"

      They *recouped* some of the money they have already spent on MMI by selling the STB business. They didn't make money. On top of that, they assumed most of the liability from patent infringement claims by Tivo as part of the deal,''

      " as well as using its bring its Nexus Line to Motorola its difficult to calculate...and you are not capable."

      They never said that they would turn the Nexus line over to MMI. You really think they will recoup the $6.9 billion net for the cost of MMI (12.9 billion - 3 billion in cash that MMI had - 2.9 billion from selling the STB division) + all of the continued losses from operations and severance packages by selling Nexus devices?

      No company makes any serious money from selling Android phones but Apple and Samsung.

      "You have *never* mentioned *any* future business plans from Apple; show me them. I don't see it challenging Amazon; Google; Microsoft; Facebook anytime in the near future. In reality I see a cash rich business, with no idea what to do with it."

      Apple is in the integrated hardware/software business. Apple no more needs a plan to "challenge" Amazon in the low margin retail business, Google in the (shrinking) search business, or Facebook in the (slightly) profitable social network business than it needs to challenge Exxon selling oil.

      You mention as evidence that Apple's strategy is wrong based on stock price. Have you seen the stock price for Facebook since their IPO?

      "; Sony is massively profitable...after buying out Ericsson (its compensating for its poor PC sales)."

      No it isn't.

      http://techcrunch.com/2012/08/23/sony-mobile-to-lay-off-off-1000-people-as-part-of-restructuring/

      "I'm confused where is Google"

      Google's phone business MMI is constantly losing money.

      "Sony make a profit why is it not there :)."

      No it doesn't -- see article above.

      " Hell it doesn;t even include companies like Lenovo and ZTE."

      Lenovo's *revenue* from cell phone was only 7% of it's total revenue. Overall it's profits is in the low millions. Why would you think they would be vastly profitable?

      http://www.pcworld.com/article/260945/lenovos_profit_up_30_percent_mobile_business_unit_continues_to_grow.html

      "I'm confused why again are you pointing to a link where Google is growing faster than Apple"

      It's easy to be confused when facts don't back up your assertions.....

      Apple's net profit grew 60% from 2011. Google's grew by 15%.

      Apple's profit growth year over year 2012/2013:

      Net profit FY 2011 - 25922
      Net profit FY 2012 - 41733

      60% growth

      Google:

      Net profit FY 2011 - 8505
      Net profit FY 2012 - 9737

      14% growth:

      ". I'm saying its pursuits of profits are damaging it long term...and that includes profitability,"

      Based on what evidence? As you can see above, Apple's pr

  170. Re: Here's a nickel kid, buy yourself a real lapto by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

    From what I can tell, the Surface pro doesn't provide anything on that list that isn't provided on my Toshiba Thrive (and I expect, on the newer Excite).

    However, the Surface Pro does cost a lot more, and have a shorter battery life. If you find the advantage of using normal desktop applications on the table worth that tradeoff - go for it, otherwise, I wouldn't bother.

    Actually, I suspect most androids have better alternate OS support than the Surface, given that you should be able to goldcard any of them, and then you just need to install your alt. OS. I'm not sure why Timmothy was complaining about that.

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  171. Audio recorder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are several excellent audio-recorder apps available on Google Play - I recommend you to try AndRecorder, which is very easy to use and provides high quality recordings. One drawback is that it records to WAV format and doesn't provide a "convert to MP3" option, though on modern devices storage space is usually not an issue.

  172. Apple has no strategic plan by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    I am convinced Apple has no strategic plan(I'd say no vision), when Apple shares started dropping like a stone...Cook tried to reassure the market with hints of a smartTV. He said little of what he has going to do with the current markets.

    I posted Google over a nine month period. I'd post a time series analysis if I had the time. The reality is Google produced two sets of financial statements, because most of the loss is a one of cost to restructure Motorola, making the financial statements a nonsense. Again Google is investing in Googles future...something Apple isn't.

    I still don't want to talk about Mototrola, because it it simply too hard, even with your dubious maths its down to $7Billion...and you have left off $1.7 billion in net operating loss tax benefits...Googles mobile advertising is expected to grow to 4Billion Next year from 2Biliion (and 6 the year after)...is that not worth protecting, and as I said this does not include ongoing tax benefits.

    Motorola will make a success with the Nexus brand. Unlike Apple it has a repeatable formula

    Your trying to make out only Apple and Samsung make (serious) money from Android...In the same comment where it was worth Google spending $12.5Billion. If you think people are selling Millions of phones every quarter and making a loss year after year. I can't help you, If you cannot see how Google has captured and preserved a source of income from this deal. Read how companies Like Lenovo; Sony; ZTE are actually investing now...for profits later...Something Apple isn't

    From Sony's Financial statements "Sony Mobile been fully consolidated in the same quarter of the previous fiscal year, segment sales would have been essentially flat. This was due to an increase in sales of mobile phones primarily resulting from higher average selling prices, reflecting a product portfolio shift to smartphones from feature phones, and higher unit sales of smartphones, being offset mainly by significantly lower sales of PCs"

    Not just Lenovo has a diverse portfolio; LG; Huawei; Samsung; etc etc I think HTC is the exception. In reference to its profitability "Mr. Yang said, the company has been investing a lot in marketing and sales channels", again we are seeing a company investing in its future....and its not Apple.

    It is not positive for all Apple to do languish, while the rest of the market are moving and shaking, you seem to consider investing, or diversifying dirty...because they distract from the profits short term. In fact you proudly post, that other that Apple will not enter existing profitable markets; does not invest in its future.

    Its a worrying trend your back defending Apple on past profits alone...when its future profits are in question (all its got it are an unsustainable market cap...and a lot of money stagnating in the bank), and absolutely Apple is shrinking against opposition...it sells less phones, and its it only means of making money...in market where its profit mark-ups are looking stupid.

    Seriously stop confusing Revenue and Profit. Apple has incredible growth on the back of being perceived first in new markets three times, and became the largest company on earth by market cap, by pricing its profits for optimum profitability....but its over.

    1. Re:Apple has no strategic plan by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      1. If Apple had no "strategic plan" it should be projected in their future lack of profit growth and revenue. Do you predict that Apple won't see profit and revenue growth this year? Next year? The year after?

      2. You were wrong about Google growing faster than Apple. Apple grew profit at 60% last year, Google at 15%

      3. As far as what "Mr. Yang said", proof is in the pudding. Show me the money.

      4. If Apple were "shrinking" it should show up in their financials - revenue or profitability. They are growing both faster than any competitor.

      5. Apple isn't "selling less phones" which is clearly evident in their financials.

      6. If you're right that "it's over", we should see a drop in profitability, revenue, year over year sells, something. Are you predicting that it will happen this year? Next year? The year after?

      7. Apple is increasing production capacity by leaps and bounds every year and is the second largest producer of electronic goods next to Samsung. Why would Apple lower prices if it is selling as many phones as it can produce. Looking at their CAPEX is proof that they continue to spend billions

      8. I don't have to "think that people are selling millions of phones every year and making little or no profit". The financial statements from HTC, LG, Motorola, Sony, etc. prove it.

      9. What "repeatable formula" does Motorola have? They have lost money almost every single quarter since being split off and are actually seeing volume decreases in the number of phones sold.

      10. In summary, all you have is your opinion. I have financial statements showing that Apple has a track record since 2007 of growing faster than its competitors and you have.....nothing.

  173. I just re-read it by tepples · · Score: 1
    After I have re-read the article, it appears you are correct about one thing: the relevant paragraph is not the one I quoted earlier but instead the following:

    They also talk in that article about "fraudulent use of a developer license". What they're actually saying here is "don't use a developer license to sideload". They want you to use the "proper" sideloading approach.

    What does this paragraph mean? And are people going to feel like buying Surface RT units with the intent of fraudulently using a developer license to sideload if they know they're going to renew their licenses monthly?

    After all, an app which goes behind the WinRT API's back to find the NtCreateProcess system call (CreateProcess isn't supposed to be available) using techniques most commonly observed in malware, and then uses that to launch unsigned desktop-mode applications... well, that's pretty far from a "legit" use of a developer license

    Because these are "techniques most commonly observed in malware", as you point out, they're techniques that Microsoft is likely to patch out in a security update to Windows RT.

    1. Re:I just re-read it by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      You can't patch them out, because it's not actually a vulnerability; the APIs are just being accessed in an unusual way. Just because Windows Store apps don't normally have access to the CreateProcess APIs doesn't mean that it's a bug that you can call them anyhow when the system call entry library is mapped into the process; that's just the way C works (literally... the app is just scanning the process address space for the entry point, then creating a function pointer with the found address and correct signature, and calling it). At worst, they might add a heuristic scan for that behavior to Windows Defender, but you could always just whitelist the relevant binaries or turn off Defender.

      As for what the quoted paragraph means, it means somebody at ZDNet is speculating about Microsoft's intentions and putting those speculations on the web. Nothing more, nothing less. It certainly doesn't mean that they are going to start cracking down on "improper" sideloading. It also doesn't mean that they won't, but that would be very, very tricky to do without breaking the entire value of the developer license... and they can hardly afford to impede or otherwise piss off Windows Store developers. Out of curiosity, have you read the actual MSDN Dev Center page? The relevant portion is quoted below, emphasis again mine:

      Microsoft can detect fraudulent use of a developer license on a registered machine. If Microsoft detects fraudulent use or another violation of the software license terms, we might revoke your developer license. The monitoring process helps ensure the overall health of the app marketplace.

      My own speculation, based on both what I've read and on personal experience:
      1. Microsoft is only worried about the "overall health of the app marketplace" (which basically means preventing piracy) and doesn't really care about stuff that would never be allowed in the store anyhow.
      2. Microsoft's recourse if they decide they don't like what you're doing is to revoke your developer license (the one that you got for free and can make an effectively unlimited number of...)
      3. Microsoft is not automatically revoking these licenses whenever anybody does anything they might not like. Even assuming they can detect "fraud" other than pirating apps, they may just not care.

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  174. Fanboy? Perhaps. Shill? No. by tepples · · Score: 1

    Modded up Microsoft shill post.

    Fanboy? Perhaps. Shill? I thought a shill meant someone who covertly represents a given organization, and I don't especially think someone who encourages people to buy Windows RT devices and then engage in "fraudulent use of a developer license" represents Microsoft.