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  1. Re:Nokia and RIM on Apple Announces Most Profitable Quarter in History · · Score: 2

    Samsung, Motorola, HTC have made some outstanding pieces of hardware

    Not a user feature

    nothing I've seen comes close to beating Samsung's sAMOLED+ screen

    Not a user feature

    Apple was far late to the game in providing dual-core processors in their phones

    Not a user feature

    Apple doesn't care about what it HASN'T included, it cares that what it HAS included is user-friendly and easy to use, is manufactured and sold at a price that no competitor can match, and (more than anything) that it is available on the exact day that Apple said it would be. Only nerds care about shit like SAMOLED this and dual-core that. The rest of the buying public care about how will this thing make my life easier. Answering that question while not giving a shit about hardware feature lists seems to be working pretty well for Apple, dont you think?

  2. Re:Nokia and RIM on Apple Announces Most Profitable Quarter in History · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hear Kodak had a huge market share too.

  3. Re:Nokia and RIM on Apple Announces Most Profitable Quarter in History · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apple makes more money from its smartphone than every other smartphone manufacturer in the world combined.

    The top-selling smartphones in the US last quarter were, in order: iPhone 4S, iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS.

    And the tablet market? Let's call it what it is - the iPad market.

  4. Re:What's good for the goose on Apple Announces Most Profitable Quarter in History · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The world's, and particularly the USA's, economy depends on oil. There is no alternative. The world needs oil. If the oil stops, everything falls apart. In other words, whatever the cost of oil is people will buy it. They don't have a choice.

    If Apple stops, people will use a competitor's products. No big deal.

    (see: "elasticity of demand")

  5. Re:Massive profits on Apple Announces Most Profitable Quarter in History · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cause...

    I'm a bass player

    Meet effect...

    it's now considered fortunate to have a shitty McJob

  6. Re:Atheism isn't a belief system on Indonesian Man Faces Five Years For Atheist Facebook Post · · Score: 1

    Christians insist that there is only one deity anyone could believe in

    "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."

    Even the Lord God Jehovah believes that there are other gods, otherwise he wouldn't have to tell people that he's the most important one.

  7. Re:Yeah...but on How the US Lost Out On iPhone Work · · Score: 1

    Um, I can, and do, use metric all the time, as well as standard English measurements.

    By "English" you mean "American", right?

  8. Re:Yeah...but on How the US Lost Out On iPhone Work · · Score: 1

    Maybe Apple prefers workers who can use the metric system. That is, everyone in the rest of the world that's not the USA. Not sure there's much need for workers fluent in shit like "miles", "sixteenths-of-an-inch", "stones", "quarts", or whatever other 16th-century measurements Americans still use.

  9. Re:Apple fans take note on How the US Lost Out On iPhone Work · · Score: 0

    Isn't that stuff obvious though? In other news, Apple people offer opinion that sky is blue.

  10. Re:Executive Thesaurus on How the US Lost Out On iPhone Work · · Score: 1

    The iPhone 4S is the world's best smartphone by any sensible measurement - revenue, sales, customer satisfaction, whatever. The second-best is the iPhone 4. The third-best is the iPhone 3GS. Then there's some other shit.

  11. Re:sic transit gloria mundi on Research In Motion To Be Sold, Possibly To Samsung · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dunno if I'd include NeXT in that list. It was bought out by a bigger richer company that wanted its technology and IP, and I'm posting using that technology right now.

  12. It's hilarious on Facebook, Google Argue Against Web Censorship In India · · Score: 0

    ...how people from the country that gave us the War on Drugs and the War on Terror and state-approved assassinations and warrantless wiretapping and indefinite detention without trial and the DMCA and SOPA and PROTECT-IP can get so upset when other countries do stuff.

    It it because Jesus is on their side?

  13. Re:Mission accomplished on DHS Monitors Social Media For 'Political Dissent' · · Score: 1

    He said that United States schools prevent learning.

  14. Re:Best care money can buy helps on How Stephen Hawking Has Defied the Odds For 50 Years · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's amazing listening to Americans discuss the care of people with medical conditions. They just have... no... idea.

  15. Re:bad data source on Kodak Failing, But Camera Phones Not To Blame · · Score: 1

    "The vast majority of their older work is original."

    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    AHa
    AHAHA

    wait - you were serious?

  16. Re:Poor analysis - its film not the camera itself on Kodak Failing, But Camera Phones Not To Blame · · Score: 2

    "I can't believe anyone who thinks he has anything to say about photography didn't know this."

    THIS

  17. Evolution doesn't exist on Insects Rapidly Becoming Resistant To GM Corn · · Score: 0

    Jebus told me.

  18. Re:SHOULD "Apps" Cost Something? on Why We Agonize Over Buying $1 Apps · · Score: 5, Informative

    The money breakdown on a hypothetical $1 app purchase is:

    Developer: 70c
    Credit-card company: 16c
    Apple: 13c
    Storage/network costs: 1c

    http://www.businessinsider.com/chart-of-the-day-cost-of-an-app-2011-7

  19. Why is this news? on GnuPG Short ID Collision Has Occurred. · · Score: 1

    See: "0xDEADBEEF"

  20. Re:Black Holes aren't hard to see because the suck on Astronomers Find Gas Cloud About To Fall Into Black Hole · · Score: 1

    It was a perfectly normal supergiant until it took an arrow in the knee.

  21. Re:I am so sick of this story.... on Many Early Adopters of the Amazon Fire Are Unhappy · · Score: 1

    There are tons of people who will happily spend $500+ on a toy once or twice a year. They're very happy with their iPads. There are lots of people who won't spend $200 on a toy.

    Put another way, there are tons of people for whom a tablet can make such a positive difference to their experience of mobile computing that they're willing to pay $500 once or twice a year for a one that is well-designed. Not because they can afford to spend $500 on a toy, but because a good tablet is so important that getting a good one is worth $500.

  22. Re:Hurray! on In Australia, Immunize Or Lose Benefits · · Score: 1

    When the present leader of Australia was sworn in to office, she refused to swear on a Bible because she's an atheist.

    No-one gave a shit.

    Likelihood of the USA ever reaching this level of maturity: zero

  23. Re:Uh... on Sources Say Apple Originally Planned AMD Chip For MacBook Air · · Score: 1

    So, are we just going to run any old article with Apple in the title now?

    Only while Slashdot sells advertising.

  24. Re:Innovation in perspective on Cringely's Lost Jobs Interview: Coming To a Theater Near You · · Score: 2

    Steve Jobs isn't very good at selling - just consider the failure of the original Mac vs. PC.

    Looked at PC sales figures lately? I think we can call that battle for Apple now.

  25. Re:Android is doing just fine on How Android Phone Makers Are Missing the Marketing Boat · · Score: 1

    the most recent sales data I saw had the iPad at about 65%, Android at 30%, and "other" making up the rest.

    I'd be interested to see that data, because what I've been seeing is iPad at about 97% and "irrelevant" making up the rest.