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  1. Re:Greater influence on The Giants of Anime are Coming · · Score: 1

    I daresay he's referring to Miyazaki Tsutomu (no relation to Ghibli's Miyazaki Hayao). A quick summary in Japanese of his history is available here.

    Basically, he was a young man who killed four small girls back in the late 80s. He owned approximately 6000 videotapes, including many horror movies and a large selection of anime.

    Of course, none of this means that the general image of anime fans among Japanese people is that of Miyazaki Tsutomu, any more than Americans' image of Boston is irrevocably associated with the Boston Strangler.

  2. Re:strange on 96 Processors Under Your Desktop · · Score: 1

    Read: vnc, I bet.

  3. Re:Avalon's gone too on Gates Explains Longhorn Delay, Diet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you get that new filesystem
    Do you have faith in the schedule
    If Mr Gates tells you so?
    Now, do you believe in release dates
    Will Longhorn raise your running costs
    And can it make your PC run real slow?

    Well, I know you're in love with it
    'Cause I saw you running the beta
    You sure had to spend a few bucks
    Man, I don't see any new features!

    I was a lowly Pentium user
    With a little hard drive and a tiny screen
    But I knew I was out of luck
    The day the upgrade cycle died

    I started singing

    *Chorus*
    So bye, bye my new GUI
    Pointed IE to WindowsUpdate but it was empty
    And them good old hackers were using Linux anyway
    Singing this will be the day Windows dies
    This will be the day Windows dies

    Now for ten years we've been running XP
    And losses get bigger on their balance sheet
    But that's not how it used to be
    When the Monkey Boy sang for developers
    In a suit he borrowed from a gorilla
    In a voice that went from high to low

    And while Bill Gates was looking on
    The USB driver crashed his poor PC
    The conference was adjourned
    No reviews were written

    And while Linus wrote a kernel and more
    The core team tried really hard
    And were given stock options up the wazoo
    The day the upgrade cycle died

    We were singing

    *Chorus*
    So bye, bye my new GUI
    Pointed IE to WindowsUpdate but it was empty
    And them good old hackers were using Linux anyway
    Singing this will be the day Windows dies
    This will be the day Windows dies

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  4. Re:Avalon's gone too on Gates Explains Longhorn Delay, Diet · · Score: 5, Funny

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    A long, long time ago,
    I can still remember
    How a release wouldn't take a while
    And I knew that if I had my chance
    That I'd do the upgrade dance
    And maybe I'd be happy for a while

    But XP made me shiver
    With every email it'd deliver
    A new worm for my inbox
    I couldn't take one more Win32.CTX

    I can't remember if I cried
    When I read about the delayed Longhorn
    But something touched me deep inside
    The day the upgrade cycle died

    *Chorus*
    So bye, bye my new GUI
    Pointed IE to WindowsUpdate but it was empty
    And them good old hackers were using Linux anyway
    Singing this will be the day Windows dies
    This will be the day Windows dies

  5. Re:Old story on Classroom Bullies On The Internet · · Score: 1

    Yes, I know about that... the name "Nevada-tan" actually came about on 2ch after a class group photo was passed around on various uploader sites.

  6. Re:stupid question but... on A Network-Based Software KVM Switch? · · Score: 1

    Try to cut and paste between them...

  7. Re:Old story on Classroom Bullies On The Internet · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not necessarily dreck any more.
    There was a recent murder case in Japan where a 12-year-old girl was killed by her classmate (and supposedly friend), because she'd called the other girl "fat" on her weblog.

    If you're interested in the details, she made the girl sit on a chair (at school, no less) and cut her throat from behind using a craft knife, then waited until she died from blood loss before calling a teacher.

    The main problem that I see with weblog/email insults is that it's usually difficult to discuss it directly in a way that would be possible face-to-face, which means that people tend to stew over these things more than they would otherwise.

  8. Re:Oh goody. on Enlightenment Lives · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hey, I'm enjoying myself here, OK?

  9. Re:Oh goody. on Enlightenment Lives · · Score: 3, Funny

    Keep it coming, I've got karma to burn.

    Enlightenment - the WM you run when your PC's too fast!

  10. Re:Be curious to find out if the code's any cleane on Enlightenment Lives · · Score: 3, Informative

    He's actually talking about Enlightenment. Alan Cox was heard to say that Rasterman is good at drawing pretty pictures, but as a programmer he makes a good plumber (or something to that effect - it's in one of the back issues of his Diary from 4 or 5 years ago).

  11. Re:Oh goody. on Enlightenment Lives · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Shit, if I'd known I was going to be modded down for speaking the straight truth, I would have posted with my +1 bonus to give you modders something to get your teeth into.

    By the way, from the FAQ:
    Concentrate more on promoting than on demoting. The real goal here is to find the juicy good stuff and let others read it. Do not promote personal agendas. Do not let your opinions factor in. Try to be impartial about this. Simply disagreeing with a comment is not a valid reason to mark it down.

  12. Oh goody. on Enlightenment Lives · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope Rasterman has remembered to include plenty of that CPU-crushing eyecandy that was the major (indeed only) feature of earlier releases.
    I always found Enlightenment to be the most enjoyable of WMs, as it felt so good when you stopped using it.

    Enlightenment - the best advertisement for Ratpoison yet!

  13. Re:I don't understand this. on Defcon 12 Running Man Contest · · Score: 1

    Absolutely not?

  14. Re:Curious on Antarctic Craters Reveal Asteroid Strike · · Score: 1

    Maybe by then you can come up with some decent replies!

    Why bother? It's obvious you've undergone total cranial fossilization. I've got better things to do than try to convince a submoron of the reality of the evidence that's right in front of his face.

  15. Re:here is a hint to those keyboard makers : on Cherry Announces Linux keyboard · · Score: 1

    Agreed. I bought two in case they went out of business and one broke. I'm still using the first one with no problems (and they're still in business).

    Just to give people who don't have one of these keyboards an idea of what it's like, the keyboard contains a big metal plate that gives it plenty of mass and stops it moving around. The keys have a tactile click and make quite a bit of noise, so it may be irritating if you use one at work and don't have your own office.

    (BTW, in a fit of pique my wife poured a glass of water into my keyboard while I was at work. I got home several hours later. I only noticed because a couple of keys were failing to register and there was a drop of water on one of the function keys.
    The thing turned out to have a watertight base - I had to turn it upside-down to drain the water out of it.
    Once I'd let it dry off for a day or two, it started working fine again. That was four years ago, and it's still going.)

  16. Re:Hot Keys on Cherry Announces Linux keyboard · · Score: 1

    IIRC, the Lite2 uses rubber domes for the keys, whereas the normal one uses mechanical switches, but I may be wrong.

  17. Re:Hot Keys on Cherry Announces Linux keyboard · · Score: 1

    When I pressed it, my PC started contradicting itself and then crashed so badly it had to take it to pieces.

  18. Re:Curious on Antarctic Craters Reveal Asteroid Strike · · Score: 1

    The reason I can't reasonably argue with anything you've said is because nothing you've said so far is open to logical, or indeed rational, discussion.

    Your justification for your "facts" is that they're mentioned in the Bible. Please look up the phrase "empirical evidence" and then we might be able to have a discussion that doesn't degenerate into "It's true because it says so in the Bible! Which is infallible! So there!"

  19. Re:It's a shame... on British Town Worried About WWII Ammo Ship Wreck · · Score: 1

    Heh ;)

  20. Re:Not going to happen. on Businessweek Recommends License Switch for Linux · · Score: 1

    That was uncalled for. He's absolutely right - the differences between Linux and the *BSDs are more philosophical than technical, so if someone wants a UNIX-like OS under a license that allows them to do what they like with it, they've already got a choice between at least three variants.

  21. Re:Not going to happen. on Businessweek Recommends License Switch for Linux · · Score: 1

    Well, excuuuuuse me - I've never actually seen an episode of Sealab 2021 (or indeed heard of it until now), so I fail to see how it makes my metaphor 'unoriginal'.

  22. Not going to happen. on Businessweek Recommends License Switch for Linux · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even if this were a good idea (which it's not - it's roughly on a par with somebody who is being attacked by rabid hyenas deciding that they'd be safer if they distracted the hyenas by attaching large chunks of fresh meat all over their body), it would require that either:
    a) Anybody with significant (as in more than 20-30 lines or so) contributions to the kernel give their approval for the switch, and it ain't gonna happen because even if Linus went for it, Alan Cox is very much pro-GPL and has large chunks of code all over the kernel

    or:
    b) Somebody strip out or rewrite all parts of the kernel copyrighted by people who objected to the license change, which in the end would probably amount to an effective rewrite of the whole thing.

  23. Re:Feng Shui hardware on Fighting Spam with DNA Sequencing Algorithms · · Score: 5, Informative

    If I'm not mistaken, Chung Kwei is the figure known as Shouki in Japanese. He's usually described in English as the "Demon Queller", which seems a suitable-enough symbol for an anti-spam program.

    I mean, come on - don't anti-spam programs have the coolest names? SpamAssassin, Vipul's Razor...

  24. Re:why rfid? on Privacy vs. Security: Biometric E-Passports · · Score: 1

    Maybe the government can just implant RFIDs in the asses of all new-born babies. It could be called "the Mark" or something. You'd sit in a special seat whenever you needed to be identified, and if the identification failed to authorise you, the handy high-voltage circuits in the chair could save officials the trouble of arresting you and holding a trial and stuff.

  25. Re:why rfid? on Privacy vs. Security: Biometric E-Passports · · Score: 1

    Hey, good idea! Mind if I patent it?
    Now all I need is a snappy name for the airline. "Blind as a Bat Airways"... "Meat-tube Air"... "Nintendo Airlines"... Whadda ya think?