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The Science of Iron Man

holy_calamity writes "New Scientist takes a look at the evidence-base behind the science and technology in the new blockbuster Iron Man, and finds it is pretty solid. From exoskeletons to real-time translation there are at the very least proof-of-concept demonstrations of pretty much all the glitzy tech the hero Tony Stark uses."

279 comments

  1. The science is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Martini's and babes!!!

  2. Real Life Aliens PowerLoader by StCredZero · · Score: 1

    It doesn't have hands yet, but it works. You even step into the boots with your feet in the same way Ripley did in Aliens.

    http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/25/sarcos-military-exoskeleton-becomes-a-frightening-reality/

    1. Re:Real Life Aliens PowerLoader by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      Pretty neat, but the PowerLoader didn't have hands either - just clamps. The video you linked does have a hook and while it's not quite the same thing, it does offer a similar utility.

    2. Re:Real Life Aliens PowerLoader by brassman · · Score: 1

      Loved the scene with the Power Loader; Cameron set it up fair and square, then managed to make me forget all about it until the critical instant. Nicely done.

      But for the record, a very similar scene was in an Iron Man comic book years before ALIENS. (Issue #19, Tony in the old armor vs a rogue Life Model Decoy android in the new armor.) They'll never use it in an Iron Man sequel now, because everyone would go "Boo, ALIENS rip-off!" and that's really unfair.

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    3. Re:Real Life Aliens PowerLoader by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      Has there been an Iron Man version of the power loader on screen before 1986? If not then it would be an ALIENS rip-off.

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    4. Re:Real Life Aliens PowerLoader by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but how does that stand up against Stephen Hawking's version?

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    5. Re:Real Life Aliens PowerLoader by brassman · · Score: 1

      C'mon, work with me here. The scene is "dramatically reveal that the lead character has donned that powered suit that (you hope) the audience has completely forgotten you set up earlier." The power loader in ALIENS, the original Iron Man suit in IM #19, that's 1969 or 1970. (Volume one, as apparently there have been a few reboots since I collected.)

      It was a great scene in ALIENS. It was also a great scene when Iron Man did it *sixteen years* earlier.

      I'm just a little sad that Downey won't get a chance to recreate it, because it would have been a hell of a storyline.

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  3. Print Version by Dancindan84 · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn13815&print=true
    Without the ads and other extraneous stuff.

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    1. Re:Print Version by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      Erm... I guess less ads seeing as they seem to include one in the print version. -.-

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    2. Re:Print Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, the whole article is an ad for Iron Man.

    3. Re:Print Version by owlnation · · Score: 1

      Without the ads and other extraneous stuff.
      Thanks, but you do realize the whole article is a promotional advertisement for the movie? One which has gone further viral by getting it on /.

      It's spam really. Spam we like, but nonetheless, spam.
    4. Re:Print Version by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Vikings: "Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam..."

    5. Re:Print Version by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      It's spam really. Spam we like, but nonetheless, spam. That was the point. I'm interested in essentially a movie "ad" that explores the science of Iron Man, which is why I clicked. What I'm -not- interested in is the ads for subscriptions and such that came with it.
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    6. Re:Print Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the content providers were able to show you that content you wanted to see as poeople pay to put ads on the page.

    7. Re:Print Version by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      But I don't want ANY spam!

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  4. All that's left by Kamineko · · Score: 2, Funny

    All that's left now is to find somebody who looks like Robert Downey Jr. in real life.

    1. Re:All that's left by StCredZero · · Score: 2

      I met someone in college who slept with him.

    2. Re:All that's left by Bwana+Geek · · Score: 1

      Was she a Russian redhead with a penchant for skintight black outfits?

    3. Re:All that's left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was his name?

    4. Re:All that's left by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      This means your Downey-Ball number is 1. Congratulations.

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    5. Re:All that's left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm angry. Somehow, I missed the chance to read the Slashdot posting, "The Science of The Fellowship of the Rings".

    6. Re:All that's left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean really slept with him or just woke up to find him sleeping in their bed?

    7. Re:All that's left by martinQblank · · Score: 1

      C'mon - doing a line of blow with him maybe. I'd buy that -- but an actor just sleeping around? That just stretches the boundaries of credibility. I think you need to change your id to StCredLessThanZero. ;)

    8. Re:All that's left by StCredZero · · Score: 1

      It was a she. Some brunette who worked as a graphic designer.

    9. Re:All that's left by StCredZero · · Score: 1

      The internet is truly warped. If you say something happened which sounds particularly likely, you are not believed. If you say something unlikely, they tell you, "photo, or it didn't happen." When you show the photo, then someone comments that "It's a photoshop, I can tell because of the pixels."

      In this case...

    10. Re:All that's left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was it Mrs Robert Downey Junior by any chance?

  5. This is one of the reason I want to see this movie by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For once, it looks to be at least within the realm of possible science (i.e. real science-fiction as the term implies, not the usual hollywood acid trip scripts).

    Oh, and none of the "I got bitten by a mutant spider/got exposed to gamma ray/etc" crap that is usually associated with american super-heroes.

  6. So, proof-of-concept of real-time translation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From exoskeletons to real-time translation there are at the very least proof-of-concept demonstrations of pretty much all the glitzy tech the hero Tony Stark uses.


    Bullshit. This is an AI hard problem; if you've got real, honest-to-god accurate real-time translation of a natural language, you've got an AI. What we have now is sometimes-acceptable real-time translation using corpora whose product is easily distinguishable by any native speaker as a machine translation.

    1. Re:So, proof-of-concept of real-time translation? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Well, I disagree in two ways.

      One is that the current implementations being "sometimes-acceptable" means they don't count as a "proof of concept". Actually I think that's exactly what it means, same as muscle-enhancing exoskeletal body armor is very much in a "proof of concept" stage, and not actually usable in real-world deployments yet.

      Second is that to actually improve the translation to the point where it is accurate requires a hard AI. Surely translation algorithms, enhanced with knowledge of colloquialisms and idiomatic usages, have the potential to make translations that are extremely good. It won't be the same as when a translator translates a novel into a foreign language, where they take creative liberties with the original text so as to improve the flow and try to make the jokes/puns work, but then again that translation is not "honest-to-god accurate" either.

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    2. Re:So, proof-of-concept of real-time translation? by oliderid · · Score: 1
      Bullshit. This is an AI hard problem; if you've got real, honest-to-god accurate real-time translation of a natural language, you've got an AI. What we have now is sometimes-acceptable real-time translation using corpora whose product is easily distinguishable by any native speaker as a machine translation.

      I can't wait to see tourists with those machine in Paris...But hacked :-).
      "Missa wants to be yussa friend. Wherssa Effeil towa?".
      "Desole, je ne comprends pas ce que vous dites". (hacked translation)Your wife is so hot, what is her name?(/hacked translation)
      "Fuck youssa, you dumby frenchy! Wessa save your arsy in biggy trouble II!"
      Imagine a bus full of Jar Jar Binks...Priceless. :-)

    3. Re:So, proof-of-concept of real-time translation? by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      But how would you say "I will not buy this record, it is scratched"?

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    4. Re:So, proof-of-concept of real-time translation? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Actually, from the clips I have seen of the movie, Stark clearly has genuine human level (if not super-human) AI available.

      He has a design support system consisting of virtual reality and robotics controlled by a sophisticated AI system. The AI system is capable of determining what its master intends to do, projecting its probable results, feeling concern, and expressing and explaining its disagreement.

      That's beyond what a typical computer can do even in Star Trek.

      I think the computational problem of translation is one that is amenable to the kinds of advances we've seen in the past few decades in computer chess. The big difference is that chess is a self-contained world, whereas language refers to things in the outside world that the speaker assumes the hearer knows in common with him. Even people do a pretty crappy job of understanding when people are coming from different backgrounds or even starting from different assumptions.

      The experiential aspect of communication is probably going to be the greatest hurdle in high quality translation. "Real time" is must a matter of computational bandwidth.

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    5. Re:So, proof-of-concept of real-time translation? by Skevin · · Score: 1

      Or she could have run the ransom demand through Babelfish:

      "Tony however is I prisoner. We want hundred million US dollar and a naked piece of Aunt Bea, needing helicopter to backseat hide all the base belonging to us. If this step is loudly satisfactory, then we will starting continue to transmit Tony Stark goatse to the Youtube."

      And Voila! Same gist, for less money!

      Solomon

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  7. Close to comic by esocid · · Score: 1

    Apart from the science reality, I'm more impressed with how close (at least from what I've seen) Iron Man sticks to the comic. It isn't set in WWII but that was a decision whoever directed/wrote/produced it made to appeal to the audience today. I'm not sure if I'll actually go see it but at least Uwe Boll didn't direct it.

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    1. Re:Close to comic by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Iron Man was (early) Viet Nam era. His big nemesis was the Commies.

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    2. Re:Close to comic by jaymzter · · Score: 1

      My question is, if it's not released yet how is it a blockbuster? Are we talking "Incredible Hulk" blockbuster or "Spiderman" blockbuster? Used to be a movie had to earn that title.

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    3. Re:Close to comic by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Have you not heard of tracking numbers and prediction markets?

    4. Re:Close to comic by esocid · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks for correcting me. I'm more of an amazing spiderman fan anyway.

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    5. Re:Close to comic by Phylarr · · Score: 1

      That would make it a predicted or expected blockbuster, not a blockbuster. Calling it a blockbuster before it even comes out is advertising and nothing more.

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    6. Re:Close to comic by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      And I bet you also don't support naming Tropical Depressions, do you? :)

      Names are for hurricanes!

    7. Re:Close to comic by Phylarr · · Score: 1

      The comparable analogy would be to call a tropical depression a hurricane simply because it was predicted to become one later.

      No, I wouldn't support that - especially if it were being done only to sell a product.

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    8. Re:Close to comic by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Apart from the science reality, I'm more impressed with how close (at least from what I've seen) Iron Man sticks to the comic. It isn't set in WWII but that was a decision whoever directed/wrote/produced it made to appeal to the audience today. I'm not sure if I'll actually go see it but at least Uwe Boll didn't direct it.

      I'm really excited about this one. I think it has the potential to actually be another really good comic-franchise.

      Start out with good, well established material, treat it with respect and in ways the fans will relate to, update it and make it fit into a film, and give us a good action flick that we can all root for the hero and have a happy ending.

      Or, at least that's what I see the job of a comic-hero movie to be. :-P

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    9. Re:Close to comic by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Tropical Depression Hawaiian Punch is going to be very angry at you.

    10. Re:Close to comic by Briareos · · Score: 1

      My question is, if it's not released yet how is it a blockbuster? Are we talking "Incredible Hulk" blockbuster or "Spiderman" blockbuster? Used to be a movie had to earn that title. Ummm... how can it be "not released" if it opened here in Austria yesterday?

      It's a great movie, by the way. And a lot of fun at the same time.

      np: Justus Köhncke - The Answer Is Yes (Doppelleben)
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    11. Re:Close to comic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't care whether the kangaroos like it or not.

    12. Re:Close to comic by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      To young people, the Vietnam War and WWII are probably indistinguishable anyway...

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    13. Re:Close to comic by Briareos · · Score: 1

      You're off by a continent or two...

      Oh well...

      np: Dead Letters Spell Out Dead Words - Lament (Bonus Track) (45Tribute)

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    14. Re:Close to comic by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      >It isn't set in WWII but [...]

      Surely you mean Viet Nam.

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  8. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Mental+Maelstrom · · Score: 1

    Yeah. And scientists relate to nerds. :)

  9. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

    Sure, now all you have to do is work around the fact that the human body isn't aerodynamic, that there's no space for fuel, and make a rocket engine fast enough to outrace a fighter jet, yet fit into a shoe. Sounds like a SMOP to me.

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  10. .... right by conan1989 · · Score: 1

    power source? oh and what about those rockets that are sitting on the uncomfortable side of close to the feet... wouldn't they be getting a little warm. and i'm sure there are many other flaws that the guys who are into engineering can find. but who cares, it'll be a awesome movie... can't wait for the aXXo too :D lol

    1. Re:.... right by ittybad · · Score: 1

      Warm feet is easily taken care of. I remember watching something on Discovery about some guy who, in his garage, has made this gunk that, when cured, is an amaizing heat shield. To show it off, he made a "hat" out of it, and had his buddy hit it with a blowtorch for several minutes until the outside was glowing red. Roughly an inch thick, and the guy's head was just fine. For IronMan, there is a LOT more issues to be resolved, namely the power supply and aerodynamics.

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    2. Re:.... right by bdcrazy · · Score: 1

      Try the material they use for the space shuttles heat shield. Take it out of a 2300F oven, and you can pick it up after about 10 seconds. Thermal Cube

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  11. This is a fucking ad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That "article" was crap!

    Might as well have posted a banner ad to the front page.

  12. Huh? by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 5, Funny
    But I thought

    He was turned to steel
    In the great magnetic field
    Where he traveled time
    For the future of mankind I must be confused.
    1. Re:Huh? by bartosek · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points you'd SO be getting a funny right now.

    2. Re:Huh? by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      If he's an Iron Man, I get why he would be partially made of steel (since it's an alloy). However ... why does Iron Man have lead boots, in the song? :)

    3. Re:Huh? by businessnerd · · Score: 2

      To fill his victims full of dread...duh.

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    4. Re:Huh? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      However ... why does Iron Man have lead boots

      To fill people full of dread, naturally.

    5. Re:Huh? by skeeto · · Score: 1

      You forgot the last line, which is why you are confused:

      Burma-Shave
    6. Re:Huh? by Faizdog · · Score: 1

      That's not right, this is what it really is:

      Tony Stark makes you feel
      He's a cool exec with a heart of steel
      As Iron Man all jets ablaze
      He fights and smites with repulsor rays
      Amazing armor, that's Iron Man
      Ablazin' power, that's Iron Man

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wn4iYoMcAA

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    7. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he turned to steel, but his boots turned into lead? What kind of magnetic field was this?

    8. Re:Huh? by jonas_jonas · · Score: 1

      Only fairies wear boots.

  13. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "I got bitten by a mutant spider/got exposed to gamma ray/etc" crap that is usually associated with american super-heroes

    That is not really the Science Fiction part of the story. It is just a plot forwarding device to explain how the person got the powers. Even Iron Man really isn't Sci-Fi they are more under "Modern Fanticy"

    Good Sci-Fi uses unheard of technology or really advance technology to forward the plot. Bad Sci-Fi uses unheard of technology or really advance technology to resolve the plot (I talking to you Star Trek Fans (Espectially Voyager))

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  14. Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's nice that Stuart Ross thinks he can develop rocketbelts to enable people to fly. However, until someone comes up with a way to store the, apparently, unlimited fuel necessary to power a suit such as Iron Mans, and have it weigh, again, apparently, next to nothing, we will never see flying suits of armor.

    Forget for a moment that a large percentage of people can't safely drive a vehicle on the ground at 65 mph. We now want to develop suits of metal capable of flying hundreds of miles per hour (Iron Man can out run jets and other craft)?

    Then there is all his armament that he carries within the suit. How many rounds of ammunition, not to mention various missiles and such, is he carrying? Yeah, I thought so.

    Yeah, yeah, I realize this is all fantasy and it makes for good enjoyment. But let's not get ahead of ourselves and try to claim that everything developed in a fantasy environment is directly translatable to real life.

    Super-duper computers capable of interacting with humans? Sure. It will take some time but it is feasible and most likely probable. New uber-compounds which can retain their shape or make repairs to themselves? Already happening. Suits of armor capable of flying hundreds of miles per hour? Not gonna happen.

    On a side note, is it just me or do Downey's whoops and hollers sound flat? I realize he wasn't actually flying but his yelling just doesn't seem, to me, to be indicative of someone who's flying in a suit of armor.

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  15. Oh fucking please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh fucking please. It's a MOVIE.

    1. Re:Oh fucking please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you don't believe in The Force, either.

  16. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And we'll never be able to make a computer small enough to fit in a shirt pocket.

    Science-fiction is fiction based on science. It doesn't require actual, current technology, only theoretically possible technology.

    Just because you think it's not possible with today's technology doesn't mean it'll never exist.

    In any case, a rocket-jet-inside-a-shoe is still at least more believable than some guy being bitten by a spider who can then hold a tramway full of people with his bare hands.

  17. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The reason I dont want to see this movie is a preview scene in which IronMan turns a rocket 180o.

  18. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    What they don't show is the fact before he puts on the suit he has beans.

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  19. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, and none of the "I got bitten by a mutant spider/got exposed to gamma ray/etc" crap that is usually associated with american super-heroes. tell me about it.

    after watching spiderman, i was so psyched.
    I went right home, caught a spider, microwaved it for a few seconds to mutate its DNA a little bit, then I took it out and let it bite me.

    and guess what?

    No superpowers

    spiderman is bullshit.
    this ironman fellow, this is real superhero stuff for sure...
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  20. Power is the big magic item here by Animats · · Score: 1

    Right. He develops a new tiny power source that produces megawatts. Out of scrap.

    If he developed a new power source that good, commercializing it would put the oil states out of business. Success is the best revenge.

    "My grandfather rode a camel, my father rode a camel, I drive a Mercedes, my son drives a Land Rover, his son will drive a Land Rover, but his son will ride a camel." Sheikh Rashid Bin Saeed Al Maktoum (Dubai) 1912-1990.

  21. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by peragrin · · Score: 1

    Um okay just where does iron man keep his rocket fuel? Positional thrusters?

    Where can i get some boots with engines capable of mach 2? A real life mach 2 engine is much larger than a man.

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  22. Spoilers! by effigiate · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article contains some spoilers. If you want to see how the movie unfolds for yourself, save reading the article until after you've seen it.

  23. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Say what you want about ST:Voyager, but at least the Doctor was one of the most entertaining character I ever saw (witty remarks without completely realizing it, etc).

    I'd love to see a Seinfeld-style sitcom with the Doctor (Voyager), Data (Next Generation) and Julian Bashir (DS9).

    Star Trek: The Seinfeld Chronicles.

  24. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Nuclear Energy. That solves all problems right.

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  25. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by nine-times · · Score: 1

    For once, it looks to be at least within the realm of possible science...Oh, and none of the "I got bitten by a mutant spider/got exposed to gamma ray/etc" crap that is usually associated with american super-heroes.

    Of course, there are somewhat realistic aspects of the suit, but there are still problems. Notably, how are you going to generate power, how do you make something that sleek-looking also structurally sound enough to pull off the stunts he pulls, and how are you going to actually fly that suit.

    It's realistic in about the same way as the whole "I got hit with radiation, was mutated, and gained super powers." Sure, you could argue that it's scientific because radiation can mutate living cells. But that doesn't mean the whole thing is scientific.

  26. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But let's not get ahead of ourselves and try to claim that everything developed in a fantasy environment is directly translatable to real life.

    Nobody is claiming that.

    The "unlimited energy" thing is an extremely obvious impossibility, as are others. This article focuses on those "super power" aspects which do have a plausible amount of reality behind them.

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  27. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I give you the mating call of the true nerd or 'Homo Patheticus':

    "That's not real Science Fiction that's just Fantasy."

  28. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by maxume · · Score: 1

    That's pretty cool that it survived the microwaving.

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  29. Don't spoil it! by SterlingSylver · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, no spoilers! The movie isn't even out yet. Next you'll be telling us some other important plot point, something like him rising from his grave to kill the people he once saved. Have some respect.

  30. "Iron Man" the song by plopez · · Score: 3, Funny

    I got a kick out of them using the old Black Sabbath song. Since, far from being a savior, Iron Man ends up destroy all humans. I'm not sure if that is what the movie makers intended.

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    1. Re:"Iron Man" the song by sukotto · · Score: 1

      Considering what Tony Stark/Ironman did during the retarded "Civil War" series, I'd say the song pretty much sums it up. :-(

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    2. Re:"Iron Man" the song by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Since, far from being a savior, Iron Man ends up destroy all humans.

      You say poh-tay-toh, I say poh-tah-toh.

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    3. Re:"Iron Man" the song by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      Destroying all humans?

      You mean he turns into Bender?

      Damn... now I have to see the movie!

    4. Re:"Iron Man" the song by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      I came here with a simple dream: a dream to kill all humans. And this is how it must end? So who's the real seven billion ton robot monster? Not I. Not... I.
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    5. Re:"Iron Man" the song by morari · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that is precisely what they intended. After all, this is what CGI has done to modern pop-cinema...

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    6. Re:"Iron Man" the song by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Not only that but Tony Stark used Stark technology in SHIELD, the raft, the cube, and other government buildings that got infected with a Skrull virus including his Iron Man armor, which gave him seizers and made him throw up. Stark should have used Linux or Macs instead of Windows, but oh well. In using Windows, Stark did more damage than the Skrulls did. :)

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    7. Re:"Iron Man" the song by AikonMGB · · Score: 1

      I think what the movie makers intended was to draw in the largest audience possible. Not everyone likes comic books, but how many people in the North American movie market do you think have never heard that song before?

      Aikon-

    8. Re:"Iron Man" the song by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Wait, I thought Iron Man's next archnemesis was an OSS zealot. Isn't IM supposed to be the epitomy of closed-source proprietary goodness fighting the evils of copyright freedom?

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  31. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by cheezitmike · · Score: 2, Funny

    after watching spiderman, i was so psyched. I went right home, caught a spider, microwaved it for a few seconds to mutate its DNA a little bit, then I took it out and let it bite me. and guess what? No superpowers You think that's bad? I wanted mutant superpowers like my hero, The Tick, but instead I just got Lyme disease.
  32. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, you're thinking of XML.

  33. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Well The Doctor was a character used to extend the plot, at least in the early seasons having a charactor who had limitations (suck in the sickbay, and 0 people skills). Foricing other people to expand their jobs as Medics, that was a good idea. But Resolving the final plot by the captian from the future giving them High Tech that lets them blast away the borg and armor that borg cant hit them really was just pushing it. The problem was whenever they were pushed in a spot in the plot that they can't possible excape they just come up wit tech that would take years of development, to get past it.

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  34. suspenders not necessary by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

    Glad to hear the science is plausible. Otherwise, I might have had to suspend my disbelief in order to enjoy the movie at all!

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    1. Re:suspenders not necessary by Icarium · · Score: 1

      You'll still need to suspend disbelief, unless your beliefs include the human body being able to withstand otherwise fatal impacts and other forces, repeatedly.

      Walking away from a fall of several hundred feet, being slammed hard into concrete without any protection and not a scratch to show for it, decelerating from supersonic to a near standstill again without any noticeable effects.

      Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the movie, but the 'why the hell did that not kill him' moments really bugged me.

  35. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by spun · · Score: 1

    In any case, a rocket-jet-inside-a-shoe is still at least more believable than some guy being bitten by a spider who can then hold a tramway full of people with his bare hands. No. The rocket in a shoe violates conservation of mass and energy. There is no such thing as a reactionless thruster, and likely never will be unless the laws of physics are much different than we imagine them to be. A physical being the size of spider man holding up a tram full of people is at least physically possible.
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  36. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Graff · · Score: 1

    Sure, now all you have to do is work around the fact that the human body isn't aerodynamic, that there's no space for fuel, and make a rocket engine fast enough to outrace a fighter jet, yet fit into a shoe. Sounds like a SMOP to me. Actually it's not that improbable, just expensive. The human body is actually decently aerodynamic if the air is traveling from the head down to the feet. Yes, the human form won't function as a lifting body on its own but that's easily solved by adding some strategic fins and surfaces to a suit, perhaps ones that can be extended and collapsed at will.

    Honestly though, you don't need to have lifting surfaces to fly, all you need is properly directed thrust. That takes energy and a lot of it. What you need is some sort of fuel that has a high thrust to mass ratio, like antimatter. It's something that we can and do make today and even though we don't make a lot of it right now we could easily ramp up production. The true problem is the cost of producing it but it's not inconceivable that the cost will eventually drop as we develop new ways to produce it.

    Once you have enough antimatter the rest of the problem comes down to simple engineering and a computer capable enough to calculate all of the thrust vectors needed to perform stable flight. Can we do it today? Probably not but it's not that far-fetched that we can't imagine it being possible sometime soon.
  37. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Realism aside, there's another good thing about Iron Man. He got his powers on purpose. He wasn't accidently bitten by a spider, and he didn't go into space with crappy shielding. He built his armor. He really IS a self-made superhero.

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  38. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your comment reminds me of when I went to see Austin Powers at the theater. Two people in front of me sat silently through the movie until the point where Mini-Me picked up Austin over his head. At that point one of them yells "Yea, right!" I was unable to comprehend how they can accept time travel and Mike Myers getting a hot chick, and yet flat out refuse to believe a midget was strong enough to pick up a grown man.

  39. New Scientist selling out, too? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    What's with these thinly-veiled blockbuster release promotions in "legitimate" media? Seems like every time a new blockbuster comes out, science shows start doing their "The science of..." specials on the figments of a comic book writer's imagination.

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    1. Re:New Scientist selling out, too? by leoboiko · · Score: 1

      What saddens me more is that these "the science of" things are often not about science but about technology, thus making the general people even more confused about science (equating it to "Gyro Gearloose science", that is, merely a means of coming up with new tech).

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    2. Re:New Scientist selling out, too? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      What's with these thinly-veiled blockbuster release promotions in "legitimate" media? Seems like every time a new blockbuster comes out, science shows start doing their "The science of..." specials on the figments of a comic book writer's imagination.

      Sadly, the same thing that drives all forms of media: the hope that someone will watch/listen/read.

      Since there is a lot of hype over the movie, if you can capitalize on it, you get to ride the train and get people to tune into you.

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  40. Oblig. by seandiggity · · Score: 1

    That Iron Man suit is cool, but can it run Linux?

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  41. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by abigor · · Score: 1

    The suit is nuclear-powered. Lots of people here have never read the comic, it seems! For shame!

  42. Soundtrack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they don't open up with Black Sabbath, they wont see a penny of mine.

  43. Suspension of disbelief by jhRisk · · Score: 1

    The more a creator does to facilitate this in the audience the better your chances for their immersion into your fictional world. When it comes to science fiction, however, this is especially challenging given that we who enjoy the genre tend to also be quite analytical and detail oriented. I love it!

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  44. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by brassman · · Score: 1

    I believe that preview scene was from the video game.

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  45. Iron Man's Suit Defies Physics -- Mostly by illegalcortex · · Score: 2, Interesting
    For an another opinion:

    Iron Man's Suit Defies Physics -- Mostly

    By James Kakalios

    Tony Stark's amazing suit is a long way from realization, mostly due to practical energy constraints.

    As a comic book fan and physics professor, I am looking forward to the big screen debut of Iron Man. This is due, in part, to the fact that instead of getting belted with gamma rays or being born a demon from hell, industrialist and scientist Tony Stark got his super powers by means of his engineering genius.

    But just how realistic is Stark's amazing suit?

    Sadly, nearly all of the features of the Iron Man suit, with one important exception, are not likely to be realized anytime soon. Let's look at each of the suit's major elements in turn.

    Jet boots

    The reason that we don't fly to work using boot-mounted jets as Iron Man does has nothing to do with technology and everything to do with energy. We know how to achieve thrust and propulsion using personal jet packs, and a person can indeed fly from home to their place of employment like Buck Rogers or Adam Strange -- provided they live 30 seconds from work.

    The problem is that lifting a full-grown person 100 feet into the air considerably increases their potential energy, and that gain in energy must come from the stored chemical energy in the jet pack. Ditto for the energy required to zip around once airborne. You just can't store enough energy to make long flights without making the suit too big to wear. So jet boots alone don't make Iron Man an escapist fantasy, but the idea that Stark could store enough energy in his suit to fly for more than half a minute does.

    Repulsor rays

    Similarly, the directed energy weapons Iron Man uses, such as the "repulsor rays" built into the palms of his gloves, should require that Stark drag along a large power generator whenever he faces off against the Mandarin or Titanium Man. I'm not exactly sure what a "repulsor ray" is, but if it's anything like a high-power laser, then the energy demands are considerable.

    Even assuming that Iron Man can convert any stored energy in his suit into laser light with 100 percent efficiency, then to generate a beam powerful enough to melt a fist-size hole through a half-inch thick steel plate (which any comic book fan can tell you is well within Shellhead's capabilities) would require an energy pulse of more than 2 gigawatts of power, greater than the output of a nuclear power plant.

    Cybernetic helmet

    There is one aspect of Iron Man's armor that is not only scientifically sound, but may be available for our use someday soon: the "cybernetic helmet" Tony Stark uses to control the devices within his armor. When Iron Man wants to discharge his palm-mounted repulsor rays, he does not have to manually release a safety switch, enter a firing sequence code or even pull a trigger -- he just tells the supervillain to "talk to the hand" and fires!

    In fact, Bin He of the Department of Biomedical Engineering at the University of Minnesota has already created a helmet much like Iron Man's. It works on the principle that neurons' electrical currents create electric and magnetic fields, which can be detected with devices such as the electroencephalograph, or EEG. While the EEG has been around since the 1920s, recent advances in signal processing have enabled scientists to isolate and identify the firing signatures of neurons associated with particular motor-imagery tasks.

    Professor He identified the specific firing pattern that arises when a person, watching images on a computer monitor, tries to mentally move a cursor to the left or right. These detected frequencies can then be amplified and, when suitably modified, can instruct the computer to move the cursor in the same direction.

    Of course, He is not int

    1. Re:Iron Man's Suit Defies Physics -- Mostly by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      Too bad it doesn't look like it'd be practical in the real world, but if it could be... a nuclear isomer power source would just about fit the bill. "One gram of pure Hf-178-m2 contains approximately 1330 megajoules of energy, the equivalent of exploding about 317 kilograms (700 pounds) of TNT." However, it doesn't look like one can induce the isomers to relax on cue.

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    2. Re:Iron Man's Suit Defies Physics -- Mostly by ultramk · · Score: 1
      Well, not to be pedantic, but we aren't really talking about what's likely, we're talking about what's possible.

      Theoretically, it seems like the most dense form of energy storage would be a sustained matter/antimatter reaction, which would probably provide enough power for even moderately insane comic book daydreams.

      To quote the wiki (yes, all of the superscripts are misformatted... damn /.):
       

      In antimatter-matter collisions resulting in photon emission, the entire rest mass of the particles is converted to kinetic energy. The energy per unit mass (9Ã--1016 J/kg) is about 10 orders of magnitude greater than chemical energy (compared to TNT at 4.2Ã--106 J/kg, and formation of water at 1.56Ã--107 J/kg), about 4 orders of magnitude greater than nuclear energy that can be liberated today using nuclear fission (about 40 MeV per 238U nucleus transmuted to Lead, or 1.5Ã--1013 J/kg), and about 2 orders of magnitude greater than the best possible from fusion (about 6.3Ã--1014 J/kg for the proton-proton chain). The reaction of 1kg of antimatter with 1kg of matter would produce 1.8Ã--1017J (180 petajoules) of energy (by the mass-energy equivalence formula E = mcÂ), or the rough equivalent of 47 megatons of TNT. For comparison, Tsar Bomba, the largest nuclear weapon ever detonated produced an estimated 57 mt and was capable of over 100mt, but utilized hundreds of kg's of fissile material.

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    3. Re:Iron Man's Suit Defies Physics -- Mostly by John+Carmack · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hydrogen peroxide powered rocket packs fly for around 30 seconds, because they have a specific impulse of around 125, meaning that one pound of propellant can make 125 pound-seconds of thrust, meaning that it takes about two pounds of propellant for every second you are in the air. Mass ratios are low for anything strapped to a human, so the exponential nature of the rocket equation can be safely ignored.

      A pretty hot (both literally and figuratively) bipropellant rocket could manage about twice the specific impulse, and you could carry somewhat heavier tanks, but two minutes of flight on a rocket pack is probably about the upper limit with conventional propellants.

      However, an actual jet pack that used atmospheric oxygen could have an Isp ten times higher, allowing theoretical flights of fifteen minutes or so. Here, it really is a matter of technical development, since jet engines have thrust to weight ratios too low to make it practical. There is movement on this technical front, but it will still take a while.

      John Carmack

    4. Re:Iron Man's Suit Defies Physics -- Mostly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I tried buying a helmet off that guy, so I could go fight me some crime.

      The fucker wouldn't sell it.

      But don't worry citizens, I'll show him *packs fist*.

    5. Re:Iron Man's Suit Defies Physics -- Mostly by Genda · · Score: 1

      Besides the obvious problem that Ironman doesn't come with 100 miles of million amp extension cord, (required to power all the toys) the real short coming is the physics of the human body.

      The first time he snapped a 30G direction change in that metal suit, or took a missile to the solar plexus... the suit might be fine, but the man inside would be a thin stringy paste... Sorry, unless you can reinforce the human body to rediculous levels, this is a cool fantasy and nothing more.

    6. Re:Iron Man's Suit Defies Physics -- Mostly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't even try it John.

      Yes, you have the money and the brains, but without Robert Downy Jr's sullen good looks you will inevitably end up looking like Professor Frink.

    7. Re:Iron Man's Suit Defies Physics -- Mostly by ss4cypher · · Score: 1

      lol (:

  46. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For once, it looks to be at least within the realm of possible science (i.e. real science-fiction as the term implies, not the usual hollywood acid trip scripts).

    Oh, and none of the "I got bitten by a mutant spider/got exposed to gamma ray/etc" crap that is usually associated with american super-heroes. As opposed to European super heroes like the Frenchman that changed after he ate some radioactive Brie or the Scotsman who mutated after he was exposed to sun light? Super Heroes have always been far more fantasy than science fiction. You might as well debate the science merits of LOTR or Harry Potter. I always hear this "American" crap. So American super heroes are far less plausible than say Japanese super heroes like Ultraman?

  47. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "Science-fiction is fiction based on science. It doesn't require actual, current technology, only theoretically possible technology."

    Then you please can tell us what's the theoretical possibility for some one hundred kilograms mass the form a human body to be pushed from their feet and be able to control it without any control surfaces -on the air? (do you know what happens with a back-traction car on a slipery road? Then think about the same on a 1000 times more slipery "road": the air).

    No to talk about the fact of such a mass being pushed by a reactor (action and reaction Newton's law) without any source to explain where all the ejected mass comes from.

    "In any case, a rocket-jet-inside-a-shoe is still at least more believable than some guy being bitten by a spider who can then hold a tramway full of people with his bare hands."

    But this film wants to play somehow "science-fiction" while spiderman tries to be simply fantasy.

  48. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    As long as he stays in the atmosphere, it doesn't necessarily violate conservation of mass (I guess the air intakes are just improbably small and the compressor improbably effective). Energy is a different matter; that'd be one hell of a freaking battery he's got crammed up in there.

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  49. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by harry666t · · Score: 1

    > unless the laws of physics are much different than we imagine them to be

    The whole world is only what we imagine it to be. So, I think both spider-man and iron-man are equally possible. The only problem left is that it's damn hard to get out of this matrix, ya know, coz it's the only thing most of us have ever managed to consciously experience. But it is doable.

  50. Popular Science has a neat article by mikesd81 · · Score: 1

    Here. I don't know if the article is yet open the public, I subscribe to the magazine so I have full access to the article. But none the less it gives a minor history of exoskeletons and expectations of them. One of popsci's better articles.

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  51. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by ajs · · Score: 1

    Oh, and none of the "I got bitten by a mutant spider/got exposed to gamma ray/etc" crap that is usually associated with american super-heroes. There is nothing wrong with a deus-ex-machina origin. What I think you're confusing is science fiction and modern fantasy with science themes. That's OK, most everyone does. Modern fantasy is a completely separate genre from science fiction, but because the two are conflated so often it can be hard to accept fantasy themes. This becomes more obvious when you look back at the modern fantasy of previous generations or even centuries. There was a time when the reason that steel weapons took a central role in swords and sorcery fantasy was because they were the cool high-tech of the day. When radiation was the cool high-tech of the day, we told fantasy stories about its transformative powers. We've told stories about the transformative powers of computers, space travel, nanotech, etc. These are fantasy stories that we use to grapple with the issues that people face, and sometimes those issues are based on fear or misunderstanding. That doesn't make the process of coping with them any less valid or relevant.

    When we engage in science fiction, it can be broad-strokes of extrapolation (e.g. Diamond Age) or very specific pieces of well-explained tech, but the core element of science fiction is science, not just as setting or plot device, but as a means of understanding.

  52. i beg to differ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > a large percentage of people can't safely drive a vehicle on the ground at 65 mph.

    actually, only a small %, otherwise there'd be no traffic moving anywhere;-)

  53. I think the idea is crazy by wfstanle · · Score: 1

    Come on people, it's a comic book idea! That suit is not the least bit aerodynamic. If he moved to take any action, any stability he might have would be lost and he would go out of control. Then there is the small matter of a power and weapon supply.

  54. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The Iron Man suit is not possible, it wouldn't be stable in flight.

    The man inside the suit could never survive the forces the suit goes through during combat. I don't care how strong the material is, you run into to something at 100+ mph and important parts of your body become goo.

    Guess what? It doesn't matter, it's an action comic book movie. All you need is consistency within the premise...and not being Emo.

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  55. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by kestasjk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always found the lesson Spiderman teaches a little weird; if you get bitten by a spider and start stumbling around and seeing everything blurred don't tell a soul, pretend like nothing happened, and go up to your room to sleep.

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  56. within the realm of possible science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    only if you ignore conservation of momentum;-)

  57. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The whole world is only what we imagine it to be"

    No.

    "So, I think both spider-man and iron-man are equally possible."
    neither are possible.

    Both can be fun.

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  58. That whole being hit by a rocket thing.... by CFTM · · Score: 1

    Uh, I don't care if the suit has the ability to not be destroyed by the impact of the rocket, the kinetic energy from the explosion is still going to be transferred. My understanding of how highly explosive things work is that the explosion is part of it but it's the shock wave that really screws things up, and does any sort of technology exist to mitigate shock wave damage?

    In other words, when he gets hit by those missiles, he's done :)

    Maybe I'm wrong, I ain't no weapons engineer.

    1. Re:That whole being hit by a rocket thing.... by Zerth · · Score: 1

      If the material of the suit could transmit the shockwave easier than the suit-flesh interface, then it could go around the insides, much like you can deflect light around an area with prisms.

      However, it would still need to either damp or release the energy somehow. Either with springs, an active piezo damping system, or perhaps spalling on the side opposite the explosion.

      None of those are terribly realistic, but if we're extrapolating towards mach 2 jets in the one's boots it isn't too much of a stretch. Perhaps the amazing energy source that powers the jets can soak up the shock energy:)

  59. No it isn't set in WW2 by hassanchop · · Score: 1

    And neither is Iron Man, nor has it ever been.

  60. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by jalet · · Score: 1

    > As opposed to European super heroes like the Frenchman that...

    You mean this one ?

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  61. New Iron Man Movie! by brouski · · Score: 1

    Now TRANSISTOR-POWERED!!

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  62. Excuse me? by JasonBee · · Score: 1
    I still think that no matter how robust and capable an exoskeleton is, the things that's INSIDE will still only be so capable of resisting certain forces.

    Sure the suit might survive a free fall - sorry, POWERED ballistic trajectory - but the person inside hitting the sides of that suit will still turn to something akin to liquid.

    Then again maybe the suit does serve a purpose.

    It keeps your floors clean of that sticky human mess. The suit can then get itself to a morgue all on its own.

    I knew it's have a purpose!

    JB

  63. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Forget for a moment that a large percentage of people can't safely drive a vehicle on the ground at 65 mph.

    no. That would be a small percentage. Millions and millions of people driving over 2000 billion miles accident free every day.

    Yes over 2 trillion miles.

    http://www.bts.gov/publications/national_transportation_statistics/2004/html/table_01_32.html

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  64. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by techpawn · · Score: 1

    That and much more is discussed in "Iron Manual" I wish I could find my copy... About it's creation and how it works, etc...

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  65. Ooops! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Remove the accident free, I changed the sentence and that slipped through, sorry.

    6 million accidents.

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  66. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by koh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nuclear XML. I've seen it in production once.

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  67. Great movie, but totally comic book by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    I'm told that the Iron Man suit in the comics has inertial dampening or acceleration compensators or whatever techno-babble name to keep him from being turned into raspberry jam. He still would have been killed when he tested out the flying boots for the first time when it was just his fleshy frame crashing against the wall. And if there are acceleration compensators, he's just invented antigravity.

    I love love love the idea of super-suits, been in love with them since I first saw the Greatest American Hero as a kid, fell in love with them all over again after reading Starship Troopers. Sadly, I have to admit that we're talking about some insane super-science to make this shit happen.

    One thing that's funny when applying real logic to super-heroes, think about what it would be like for a flying hero who doesn't also have superman invulnerability. All of the worst vulnerabilities of BASE jumping but with even more danger. I saw a scary video showing some stunt jumpers trying to do a flyby of a bridge. One misjudged and hit at pretty much the maximum dive velocity for a streamlined human form. Pieces of him went everywhere. So when my 10-year old self is thinking "flying suits would be so awesome," my more practical self is thinking "yeah, and parents are thinking ninja street bikes are dangerous, wait until they get a load of this!"

    A proper Iron Man suit is looking at major super-science. First off, the power source. I don't know about the comic but I like that they at least said it would have to be something crazy and revolutionary. You're not going to run this thing on laptop batteries. For the kind of power density we're talking here, it would have to be nuclear fusion or matter/antimatter. That's very super-science. And consider the energy density, we know laptop batteries contain about as much energy as a quarter stick of dynamite, can you imagine the power requirements for a flying super-suit? To give it any range, I'm guessing it would have to have enough energy density to equal a suitcase nuke if it were all released at once. If it's a fusion power source, the fuel isn't explosive but if it's antimatter, ho boy.

    Then there's the levitation devices or whatever the hell he's using to fly. We don't even know where to begin with for anti-gravity, don't even have the slightest means to guess. Major super-science. But once we have that, gravity manipulation gives us the repulsor beam punches such as we saw used in the movie. So between power source and flight mechanism, armament, and also the presumed inertial compensator to keep the pilot from being squooshed.

    At this point in time, an Iron Man suit is so advanced that it may as well be magic, probably as far off as androids indistinguishable from humans. The Aliens powerloader is getting scary close to reality. That "Big Dog" quadroped robot is also extremely advanced.

    What I find scarier than Iron Man is the eminently plausible unmanned surveillance/kill systems we're building right now, exemplified by the Predators and Global Hawks. Between satellite, micro-drone, macro-drone, and electronic surveillance, we're going to be able to put a level of surveillance on this planet that's downright frightening. And as the drones get smaller, just how difficult is it going to be to escape assassination? Let's say the target is an Arafat-type guy who never sleeps in the same room, never lets people near him without being disarmed, etc, what does that matter if a fly-sized drone can slip in and confirm his location? What does that matter if a hunter-seeker like from Dune can penetrate his room and inject him with a nerve agent? Right now the intel side is still the weakest part for the CIA's assassin drones, they're guessing at who's in the cars and are firing their missiles based on guesswork. This is kind of like how naval guns in WWI completely outranged effective fire control. "Yeah, we can sink that ship at maximum range! If only we could make sure it was actually under the shells when they fall..." Get a micro-drone in to make ID

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    1. Re:Great movie, but totally comic book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Achieving the terminal velocity of a .50 cal sniper bullet, it would actually take approximately 18 seconds for the projectile to hit its intended target. Sheer forces and wind resistance at that range can theoretically be overcome by the GPS targeting that you're talking about (Read: railguns being implemented today http://www.popsci.com/military-aviation-space/article/2008-02/navy-tests-32-megajoule-railgun), but since we're talking ultra-high tech, a nice little EMP burst could take out any surveillance devices/monitoring systems that might interfere with one's ability to stay alive.

    2. Re:Great movie, but totally comic book by poached · · Score: 1

      do you have a link to the basejumping video on youtube?? thanks.

    3. Re:Great movie, but totally comic book by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=ug1rCyeNujU

      When your body is traveling at 120 MPH and you hit a bridge, your body stops - but your arms and legs DON'T - so see what happens to this guy's friend...

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    4. Re:Great movie, but totally comic book by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Well just my two cents... but...

      Energy:
      Why stop at Matter/Anti-Matter reactions? Let's jump right to TEC (Total Energy Conversion)where the total energy stored in a bit of matter is released in pure energy form. More power than Matter/Anti-Matter and safer than even nuclear fusion.

      Flight:
      I forget the term off the top of my head, but their is a mode of flight making use of the Earth's magnetic field (though it requires a fairly large amount of power I've heard of testbed devices using the tech). It's also one of the theoretical flight methods of 'UFO's. The jets in the boots (& elbows...?) are just maneuvering jets. Along with the articulated surfaces to help control flight when he moves.

      But then we are both thinking to hard...

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  68. Sung to the Spiderman TV theme! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "Iron Man, Iron Man
    Does whatever an iron can
    Presses pants really fine
    Keeps those pleats right in line
    Look out! Here comes the Iron Man"

    Original appear in a marvel book.

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    1. Re:Sung to the Spiderman TV theme! by brouski · · Score: 1
      Actually, it goes something like this:

      Tony Stark makes you feel

      He's a cool exec with a heart of steel

      As Iron Man all jets ablaze

      He fights and smites with repulsor rays

      Amazing armor, that's Iron Man

      Ablazin' power, that's Iron Man

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    2. Re:Sung to the Spiderman TV theme! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      But that's not funny.

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  69. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by harry666t · · Score: 1

    > No.

    Prove me wrong, if you think you can.

  70. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    You didn't use the right kind of spider! You need a spider that already has some serious mojo that can be enhanced by the radiation.

    I used a Brown Recluse. After a couple seconds of microwave enhancement, I let it bit me. And damned if I didn't develop a bad-ass super power:

    Necrotic Lesions.

    Sure, sure, doesn't sound like much. But you just have to be creative. Normally I keep them covered up, but when I'm say getting the jump on some bank robbers, I just expose my hideous gaping wounds and dead flesh, and they toss their cookies giving me ample time to shoot them or whatever. It's awesome. Everyone should get super powers like mine.

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  71. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    Oh, and none of the "I got bitten by a mutant spider/got exposed to gamma ray/etc" crap that is usually associated with american super-heroes.

    Well, in fairness, most of the Marvel universe was formed at a time when fear of radiation and the like was on peoples minds.

    A lot of the superheroes are mutations or caused by some form of radiation, or some unexplained source. Both because it was a hot issue of the day, and because it was a convenient way of doing it.

    The whole X-men context takes place in a "semi-parallel" universe (ours, but with a few tweaks) in which mutation and such things are actively happening, and it's taken as fact. It's at least internally self-consistent in its reasoning.

    There's really only a handful of superheroes that, in fact, have no super powers (Batman and Iron Man come to mind immediately). Iron Man takes place along side all of these other things that you are finding so completely implausible. Batman is, of course, DC, so not quite in the same context.

    Ummm ... anyway. They're comics, you buy into the plot willingly, or it will never make sense. If you can't buy into any of it, all of it falls on its nose quickly.

    (You know, the sad thing, I'm not even anything near what you'd call a comic book geek.)

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  72. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    No, no, you need ionizing radiation. Put an operating air ionizer in the microwave with the spider next time. You may have to drill a hole in the side of the microwave to feed the power cable through, but it's totally worth it. *fwip fwip*

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  73. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    It's true that it's all rather far-fetched, but the best SF (in my oh-so-humble opinion) is always an incredible extrapolation from existing technology, and the article does a good job of demonstrating how that's true of Iron Man.

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  74. Is there any chance... by zenmojodaddy · · Score: 1

    ... of someone in Hollywood perfecting the science of making a movie that doesn't suck? Honestly, apart from Gwyneth Paltrow, there's very little in there that's worth watching. Tony Stark is just a whiny, selfish shit in copper-coloured-kecks.

    1. Re:Is there any chance... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like they captured the character from the comic book perfectly.

  75. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Sciros · · Score: 1

    Oh, and none of the "I got bitten by a mutant spider/got exposed to gamma ray/etc" crap that is usually associated with american super-heroes. "American super-heroes" is a redundant phrase unless you're going to tell me you're THAT big a fan of Ultraman. And the most iconic superheroes (Supes and Bats) don't fall into the 1960s "I am Stan Lee and I can't think of anything except radiation origins" bunch. You're just thinking the last few Marvel movies - Spiderman, Hulk, FF - since they do all have radiation origins which is indeed lame but whatever since with a name like the "Fantastic Four" you're guaranteed lame already.
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  76. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    That is not really the Science Fiction part of the story. It is just a plot forwarding device to explain how the person got the powers. Even Iron Man really isn't Sci-Fi they are more under "Modern Fanticy" (sic)

    Iron Man is neither Sci-Fi, nor "Modern Fantasy" ... it is what it always has been ... a comic book hero. Making film adaptations of this necessarily involves accepting that in the Marvel Universe, the rules are ever so slightly different. They include the possibility of these things happening.

    Nobody, not even the original authors, has ever tried to reconcile what you can get away with in that universe. It exists, it is there, and if you aren't willing to buy in, you are not the people it's targeting. No offense, but trying to reconcile reactionless thrusters or where he keeps his fuel is completely missing the mark.

    Really, as much as there is a lot of interesting subtext about the human condition and the like in comics, the parts where it strictly deviates from the rules of physics are just simply there. There is no need to reconcile it. First and foremost, it's intended to be entertaining, then maybe enlightening or illuminating.

    But, make no mistake about it, the Marvel Universe is not, strictly speaking, the one we live in.

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  77. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by xtracto · · Score: 1

    However, until someone comes up with a way to store the, apparently, unlimited fuel necessary to power a suit such as Iron Mans, and have it weigh, again, apparently, next to nothing, we will never see flying suits of armor.


    That is why I have always thought that in order to create a real/usable flying mechanism for things like rocket belts and the like, we would have to find something (in nature) that is "normally" suspended in the air. This is, something which natural state is to be floating.

    We kind got it with Zepellins (gases) but of course we need something which does not require that much volume.

    After we get that, then it would just be a matter of "modulating" the efficacy of such thing to get higher or lower in the sky.

    Until them, we are bound by Newtons law, "Everything that goes up, must come down"

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  78. I AM IRON MAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has he lost his mind?
    Can he see or is he blind?
    Can he walk at all,
    Or if he moves will he fall?
    Is he alive or dead?
    Has he thoughts within his head?
    We'll just pass him there
    why should we even care?

    waaaaah waaaah waaaaaaah waaaah waaah wah wah wah...

    1. Re:I AM IRON MAN! by halivar · · Score: 1

      NO NO NO!!! It goes: "duh... duh... dundundah... DUNUH DUNUH DUNUNUH duh-nu-nuh...."

      Idiot.

  79. An alternative perspective by klui · · Score: 1

    This article indicates that not everything is correct. http://www.wired.com/gadgets/miscellaneous/news/2008/04/ironman_physics

  80. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Tipa · · Score: 1

    If neither are possible, then both are equally possible. So you're both right.

  81. Ozzie Lives by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
    Okay, this is what you do:

    Take a fresh, unwrinkled piece of aluminium foil, hold it tight against your face by pressing your hands against the side of your face, and say in a deep, resonant voice

    I AM IRON MAN!
    Only really works once. Then you need a fresh piece of foil.
    1. Re:Ozzie Lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a fresh, unwrinkled piece of aluminium foil, hold it tight against your face by pressing your hands against the side of your face, and say in a deep, resonant voice

      Or, alternatively, place a single fold in the sheet of foil, drop a some crumbled hashish into the center of the fold, hold a flame under the foil, and inhale the fumes through your nose. Exhale, and in a deep resonant voice

      I AM. . . . uh, who am I again? [laughter] Works as long as the hashish holds out.
  82. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you please can tell us what's the theoretical possibility for some one hundred kilograms mass the form a human body to be pushed from their feet and be able to control it without any control surfaces -on the air? (do you know what happens with a back-traction car on a slipery road? Then think about the same on a 1000 times more slipery "road": the air). "Give it enough thrust, and you can get a brick to fly." Aerospace Engineering Dictum #5

    Hell, The Rocketeer did it, so why can't Stark?

    As for control surfaces... Ask a skydiver what he's doing while he's falling. They can manuever to a surprising degree. The human body isn't the best airplane, but it can do a pretty fair imitation of one- within limits. Those guys aren't just dropping staright down, y'know. They can get actually get a slight glide going- though the ratio is pretty poor and the landings with that sort of glide ratio is such that you're not going to walk away from it.
  83. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, you can't go out today and buy the damn suit. Yes, it still requires some suspension of disbelief.

    The point of the article is that it's reasonably plausible that Iron Man's suit could someday exist in some form, and it's mostly based on real technologies.

  84. Read the IRON MANUAL (1993) by Tempest451 · · Score: 1

    Eliot R. Brown did the first Iron Manual that went into depth on the components of the various Iron Man armors from the comic. Brown has been the "tech" guy for Marvel for decades and is an expert at translating the comic concepts into (plausible) real-life technologies. In the Manual, each suit is comprised of a millions of tiny, intelocking "tiles". These tiles have several layers that handle everything from power to articulation. The components of the tiles are so small that they have to be worked on under an electron microscope and the suit-tiles are mass produced buy his supercomputer. It's a really good read.

    1. Re:Read the IRON MANUAL (1993) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brown has been the "tech" guy for Marvel for decades and is an expert at translating the comic concepts into completely implausible technologies which have nothing to do with real life science and engineering which can only be bought into by comic book fanboys with no real world experience. There, fixed that for you.

      In the Manual, each suit is comprised of a millions of tiny, intelocking "tiles". These tiles have several layers that handle everything from power to articulation. The components of the tiles are so small that they have to be worked on under an electron microscope and the suit-tiles are mass produced buy his supercomputer. It's a really good read. See, this is a perfect example.
  85. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Ephemeriis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A real life mach 2 engine is much larger than a man. That is certainly true... But it is also irrelevant.

    If you go back a couple dozen years it was outright impossible to build an engine capable of mach 2. We didn't have the science or technology to make it happen. It was maybe a glimmer in some technician's imagination, but that's it.

    And before that we didn't even have the ability to fly at all.

    Today we have cell phones with more processing power than an entire building full of computers a few years back.

    We've got tiny motors in toys and gizmos that were also flat-out impossible a few years back.

    Sure, by today's standards Iron Man is completely impossible, but that really doesn't mean much. I'm not claiming that such a thing will ever actually be possible... But claiming that our current understanding of science and technology is as good as it is ever going to get is awfully arrogant.
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  86. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by superslacker87 · · Score: 1

    If you want to see really cool, take a cockroach in your college dorm room, microwave it until it dies, and leave it in the sealed container you caught it in.

    If you're lucky (like I was), a week later, there will be little baby cockroaches running around the container that you can then microwave until they die!

    Okay, it was cool ten years ago when I was a freshman in college anyway.

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  87. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

    With essentially infinite amounts of energy, you don't need rocket fuel - you just suck in some atmospheric gas, give it ridiculous amounts of directed kinetic energy, and you're on your way.

    Also, when all you're pushing is a man & a tin suit (always assuming that magical infinite energy source that doesn't require matter for fuel), your engine doesn't need to be as big as what is required for a jet.

    Almost all of that movie tech boils down to what he's using as a power source.

  88. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by smolloy · · Score: 1

    Only if you prove the Invisible Pink Unicorn doesn't exist.

  89. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virtual funny mod.

  90. who needs scientists? by e_hu_man · · Score: 1

    even beavis and butthead got the science of iron man.

    duuuuuh deeh
    de neh neh
    de-neh neh-neh neh-neh deh
    duh neh neh

    boyoyoyoyoooinng!

  91. but.. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    The superhuman stength without giant external components, flying with pulse jets small enough to go in your feet, and infinite shock-absorbing ability are all the most useful skills, and coincidentally all the ones still far from possible with todays tech, so I think its not really true to say the science and tech of Ironman is pretty solid.

  92. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    We can't even get people to agree on a safe way to store hydrogen fuel. You think there the magnetic fields required to hold antimatter away from any regular matter and feed it consistently to some sort of thrust chamber are going to be easy not just technically, but politically?

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  93. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    So that's where the rocket boots get their fuel from.

    Bravo!

  94. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Fweeky · · Score: 1

    Just get some wormholes; keep all your bulky equipment elsewhere :p

  95. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    It's like that vertical take-off plane, I recall someone saying that this thing shouldn't even be able to fly, the only thing keeping it in the air is the computers (technically speaking).

  96. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
    The other day I was watching the Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip video "I Lost My Heart to A Starship Trooper" (greatest video ever!) with my younger brother, and she gets to the line "...and evil darth Vader he's been banished to Mars."

    Well, my brother pointed out, "Um, excuse me, Star Wars takes place long, long ago in a galaxy far away. Exactly how would Darth Vader get to earth's Solar System to be 'banished to Mars?'"

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  97. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    $ man ironman
    No manual entry for ironman

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  98. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    Invisible pink unicorns are actually one of those things that will be possible in the not too distant future through genetic engineering and metamaterials.

  99. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Score: 6:, Funny

    That reply just made by day, thank you.

  100. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by phallstrom · · Score: 1

    It's nice that Stuart Ross thinks he can develop rocketbelts to enable people to fly. However, until someone comes up with a way to store the, apparently, unlimited fuel necessary to power a suit such as Iron Mans, and have it weigh, again, apparently, next to nothing, we will never see flying suits of armor. Beans. Lots and lots of beans.
  101. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by djp928 · · Score: 1

    The burden of proof is on the claimant.

  102. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by soundhack · · Score: 1

    I would disagree to a slight degree on this one. I remember reading one Spider-man comic where Peter talks about LED's he attached to his web shooters to let him know when he was running dry. I guess it was related to a plot point, but I think the explanation about Light Emitting Diodes was totally unnecessary, and served only to "enlighten" or "illuminate" because it certainly wasn't entertaining, unless the whole point was to make it seem "real" like the real world, which is also contrary to your point.

    In Iron Man I also remember reading some attempts (that were frankly boring because they were trying too hard) to tie Tony's technology to real world devices, like thermocouples (to absorb heat and convert into electricity), transistors that can seemingly do anything, Head Up Displays, etc.

    My point is not that these comic books are trying to explain everything in real world technology, but they are also not totally divorced from it, which is I think what you are trying to say.

  103. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by morari · · Score: 1

    At least Star Trek is science fiction. That is much more than can be said about Star Wars!

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  104. Iron-Chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think IronMan is a pretty cool guy, eh uses fake physics and doesn't afraid of anything.

  105. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by techpawn · · Score: 1

    maybe your syntax is Invaid
    Please try your search again. -?

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  106. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by duncan99 · · Score: 1
  107. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by ultramk · · Score: 1

    You know, the whole "real science fiction" thing reeks of the the True Scotsman fallacy. Science fiction encompasses a vast range of work, probably the widest spectrum in all of literature.

    What you are referring to is traditionally known as "hard" science fiction: SF that tries to refrain from mumbo-jumbo hand-waving when it comes to advanced technology/psychic powers etc., instead relying on only that which is theoretically possible with our current understanding of the universe.

    It isn't a value judgement: excellent works lie on both ends of the spectrum. To me, what makes SF valuable and interesting is not what it says about technology or the future, but what it says about us: a fun-house mirror to suss out and give insight to the nature of our humanity.

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  108. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

    No that any of this is horribly likely, but stark is a billionaire personally and has all the resources of top secret weapons research company behind him. If it's "technically" possible, the "politically" possible is mostly immaterial to a guy like that. Between what he can do with his personal fortune and rerouting company resources (IIRC Stark Enterprises is a Sole Proprietorship not answerable to any investors) into his new "secret project", who's going to stop him?

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  109. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    I'd be more interested in some technology to get that song out of my head.

  110. This Iron Man stuff is all old hat by thewils · · Score: 1

    It was done way back in 1993 as I seem to recall. I don't see any way you could improve on this.

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  111. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    P.S. In case you're wondering what name to use in your list of Top 10 Favorite Super Heroes, or what to say to the Police Chief when he asks with a mix of incredulity and quiet respect "Who was that cloaked man?" after I stop a bank robbery, I am known as "The Lesionnaire"

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  112. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    That is why Marvel invented the X-Men, they are mutants born with the X-Factor gene that gives them super powers. Stan Lee got tired of gamma rays, cosmic rays, radioactive spider bites, etc. It made it a lot better to write if one is born with that gene and it activates when they reach adolescence.

    Stan Lee did Iron Man on a bet that he couldn't take a rich guy and turn him into a super hero using technology instead of super powers. So he used Tony Stark's genius and money to invent the Iron Man armor. So Stan based Tony Stark on Howard Hughes.

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  113. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Hasmanean · · Score: 1


    I remember Eddington writing in one essay that if a book was sitting on the table, and all the atoms of the table suddenly started vibrating in the vertical plane, then the book would fly off and hit the ceiling.

    So to make a new compact energy source, all you *really* have to do is... break the 2nd law of thermodynamics in one direction, for a small percentage of the atoms, in a small region around your feet.

    Actually, if you had 1 coloumb of +charge, and set it 1m apart from a similar ball of -charge, the force of attraction between them would be enough to lift the earth. 1 coloumb of charge could fit into the size of a baseball. Separating the charges from their equilibrium (inside atoms) would be difficult though.

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  114. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by kidgenius · · Score: 1

    Ok, maybe not Mach 2, but you want boots that can let you keep your altitude constant, or even increase it? Here ya go Few years old too.

  115. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Umm it is a comic book. And I don't care if everything is completely possible or not. It is for entertainment.

    Of course I really hated Signs. DUMBEST Aliens ever. Imagine crossing Interstellar distances only to be defeated by super soakers and a Redneck with a baseball bat.

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  116. comic books are for zeros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lawnmowers are for heroes.

  117. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody love Magical Trevor!

  118. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prove me wrong, if you think you can.
    Prove yourself right, if you think you can. You're the one making the assertive claim, thus the burden of proof is on you.
  119. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by Minwee · · Score: 1

    However, until someone comes up with a way to store the, apparently, unlimited fuel necessary to power a suit such as Iron Mans, and have it weigh, again, apparently, next to nothing, we will never see flying suits of armor.

    This problem was solved fifty years ago in Western movies. Once you can store 300 bullets in a single Colt Model 1873 Single Action Revolver, slipping a few thousand litres of jet fuel into someone's backpack is trivial.

  120. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    My point is not that these comic books are trying to explain everything in real world technology, but they are also not totally divorced from it, which is I think what you are trying to say.

    Excellent points, all of them.

    Essentially, I agree with you. In places they have tried to explain the stuff, or maybe it's just technobabble for the sake if it, it gets a little strained because the explanations are tenuous. They also try to include some of the latest buzzwords to make it sound more plausible or cool.

    I think in a lot of places, they would have been better served by NOT trying to reconcile the two, because you go so far down the garden path it's not funny. The human elements are more likely to be illuminating than anytime they stray into technology.

    My primary point was that comics aren't sci-fi, and (bad attempts by the authors notwithstanding) one shouldn't try too hard to sort out the "real world" science of this stuff. It necessarily exists in its own world, and that has a few minor differences. :-P As you say, sometimes they *do* try to reconcile that, and it falls apart.

    Trying too hard to have a serious discussion on some of the corner cases in comics and the movies they inspire is best left to venues with beer, or a Master's in English. (Note to English majors, this isn't a dis -- I know someone who did her MA in English lit with a strong comic content using Sandman and Conrad's "Heart of Darkness".)

    Cheers
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  121. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by True+Vox · · Score: 1

    Just for the record, I was tempted to make a joke about fitting my bulky equipment up your Mom's wormhole last night. I did think about it. But I didn't. ;)

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  122. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    The whole world is only what we imagine it to be.
    I just imagined gravity didn't exist, and yet I didn't float away.

    Any other stupid platitudes you'd like shredding while I'm here?
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  123. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by nine-times · · Score: 1

    Right, and it's perfectly feasible to build a nuclear reactor small enough to integrate into a suit like that, powerful enough to meet the energy requirements, and safe enough to also put a man into the same suit?

  124. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by harry666t · · Score: 1

    OK.

    Heh, it's kind of weird. Have you watched "The Truman Show", "The Matrix"? It'd be a lot easier if you did, because you'll get my idea easier. How can you tell if there exists ANYTHING beyond what you think there is? Or, in other words: if you can prove the existence of at least one thing, that hasn't been heard, seen, touched, smelled or tasted (directly through our organs, or indirectly via some specialized device like a microscope, IR camera, and such), then you have proven me wrong. But I'll save you time and effort and already tell you that this is impossible. Because it's like trying to prove that the contents of some register or memory address are such and such, while being limited by having no way of reading those contents. So, that's true - anything that you can tell that is real, has to go into your brain through one of your senses.

    And here comes in the imagination. Some damn wise scientists have attached that thing that can measure the brainwaves and stuff to one guy's head. They've showed him an apple, wrote down whatever the machine spitted out. Then told him to close his eyes and imagine that apple, and compared both measurements. Guess what? Your brain doesn't give a fuck whether you actually see something with your eyes or only imagine that. I don't have any references on that, but hey, am I a Wikipedia of some kind?

    What's more, direct brain interfaces are not anything new. We've all saw those little documentaries on the TV about blind people with attached cameras, who were able to "see" again (or maybe even for the first time). So in fact, anything could be fed into someone's mind, and that person would perceive it as "real", that will be the reality they "see". Then we can fiddle & tinker with that poor guy's perception, making him believe that crazy things are actually "reality". Or someone else might be doing that with us.

    Well. Then how can WE prove that anything we "see, hear, touch, smell and taste" is really real? There is no single fuckin' way of telling that, because we're in a sandbox, in a virtual machine, in a game of "The Sims", or however you'd like to call it. We can *only* tell if something "happens" if it's inside our heads.

    ==

    And about my claim that there is a way out... That's a bit of a longer story. But it is doable, because people were doing it. It's just all about pushing the boundaries... Or maybe: realizing, that any and all boundaries that are limiting our minds are illusionary, "made real" only by our minds themselves. I was able to realize that, Buddha was, Jesus was, a shitload of other people were... And I know that anyone could, if they only wanted.

  125. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you had 1 coloumb of +charge, and set it 1m apart from a similar ball of -charge, the force of attraction between them would be enough to lift the earth. 1 coloumb of charge could fit into the size of a baseball. Separating the charges from their equilibrium (inside atoms) would be difficult though.

    Yes - it just might be difficult. It would require as much energy as that which would otherwise be necessary to lift the earth. :)

    Not that this analogy is really a good one - I can "lift" the earth just by jumping - the Earth's center of mass (not including myself) does indeed shift slightly every time I take a step.

    There are lots of examples of huge amounts of potential energy - the problem is releasing this energy.

  126. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you go back a couple dozen years it was outright impossible to build an engine capable of mach 2. FYI: The CF-105 Arrow flew at Mach 1.98 in 1958 when outfitted with inferior engines (while awaiting production of the intended power-plant, the Orenda Iroquois, which was a Mach 2-rated engine).

    So actually, you'd have to go back ~40 (or ~3.33-dozen) years to arrive at a time when no-one had built a Mach 2 capable engine (which is approximately 67% more than, "a couple dozen years"), and doesn't mean that it was necessarily technologically "impossible" for some number of years before that point.

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  127. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by hey! · · Score: 1

    Well, not really. No way you can make a suit that flies that way for more than a few meters without anti-gravity. Where are the fuel tanks? And if a real person was inside of it, doing the things it supposedly does, you'd end up with a can of Campell's Hearty Tomato Stew with Real Meat Chunks.

    And don't get me started on the issue of batteries. The existence of a battery system as good as Iron Man's is inconsistent with the world as we know it today.

    What is different about the story is that it is located in a world that is more recognizably our own. The Batman movies are more blatantly archetypal. Gotham City is closer to Middle Earth than it is to our world. It isn't just that the story features real place names like "Vietnam" or "Afghanistan" (which in the story don't actually much resemble the real countries of the same name). It's that Tony Stark lives in a world where most people get along, and few like him do very well, by not rocking the boat, not questioning the status quo, and acting as if the aftermath of their actions were somebody else's job to clean up.

    What gives the Iron Man story a different twist on most comic book stories is that if you strip away Tony Stark's engineering genius, he isn't really all that different from any other American; he just has the money to do indulge himself on a larger scale.

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  128. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by tbcpp · · Score: 1

    Hey! I was bit by a mutant spider you insensitive clod!

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  129. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy Shit Duuude! -- Where can I get my hands on whatever the fuck it is you've been smoking?!

    It must have been some goddamned amazing stuff!

  130. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by nasor · · Score: 1

    Indeed - it's actually a bit of a plot hole that Peter Parker, who was clearly very smart, would behave that way.

  131. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Da+Cheez · · Score: 1

    I saw a Star Trek interview a few years back that was talking about how whenever the writers would encounter a situation in the plot that they couldn't find a way out of, they would send the script in to some "engineers" (not sure how qualified they really were as real engineers) and just ask them to "tech the tech" in the difficult area. Problem solved!
    But Star Trek was always originally about the human element, and some of the later series had a nasty habit of using technology to fix stuff instead of people(I'm not dissing Trek by the way [I am a hardcore Trekkie], just stating a minor annoyance). If you compare problem solving in TOS with Voyager it's all quite a bit different. In TOS they would try and bluff/strategize their way out of a situation, where as in Voyager and some of the other later series they would just invent/acquire new technology to solve all their problems.
    Some examples, just because I can: In Wrath of Khan when the Enterprise was almost beaten by the augment-controlled USS Reliant, instead of coming up with some crazy tech to solve their problem they considered the situation and used the Reliant's prefix codes to lower their shields. Brilliant! In Voyager, instead of thinking their way out, they just used future tech. Boring and not as cool. Though it made the space battles cooler... In The Corbomite Maneuver (TOS) they bluffed themselves out of a tight spot rather than just conjuring some unheard of solution involving weird technology. Well, it did kind of involve weird technology (the corbomite device), but at least it wasn't claimed that it was real.

  132. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    I just friended you for that, Spidey.

  133. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    So being bitten by a radioactive spider gave you necrotic lesions and hideous gaping wounds, but you keep walking around?

    That's not superpowers! That's being a ZOMBIE!

    We need a team of sanitizers over here, NOW!

  134. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by djp928 · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes, that's all very nice.

    Still. You're missing the point. The burden of proof is on the claimant. I don't *have* to prove you wrong. You have to prove yourself right. It's not enough to say "Well, it's possible!" It's not enough to say "There's no way to prove me wrong!" It doesn't matter. YOU have to prove yourself RIGHT.

    Look, if there is no functional difference between "real, objective reality" and "we live in THE MATRIX OMG" then there is no difference, period. If it is not possible to distinguish between the two, then for all intents and purposes, they are identical. The burden of proof is on you to show me the flaw in the matrix that proves that we are in fact a simulation running on a machine--until that time, the rational, logical position is that the shared reality we all see, hear, feel, taste, and smell is in fact a real, objective reality.

  135. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

    2 out of 3 ain't bad.
    Heck for a suit like that I'd wear one (for a while).

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  136. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    When one's brain goes wonky, sometimes comfort is all one cares about.
    I took a few good whacks to the head in my youth, and my first response was always utterly dumb. One time, despite bleeding profusely, I wanted to stay by my mangled bike so no one could steal it. Thankfully, my friend was able to think straight for me.
    With other accidents, I always sought medical care, although I had a fever once that rendered me stupid for the duration.

  137. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always found the lesson Spiderman teaches a little weird; if you get bitten by a spider and start stumbling around and seeing everything blurred don't tell a soul, pretend like nothing happened, and go up to your room to sleep.


    Completely off topic... When I was in high school (err... 35 years ago? was it really that long?) I was sitting in class when in the space of about 10 seconds, my vision faded completely to black. I sat there like nothing was wrong, trying to figure out what I should do. The guy in front of me turned around and said something to me, and I pointed my eyes in the direction of his voice and answered. After an eternity (probably 3-4 minutes) I slowly noticed silhouettes of orange and black appearing. Vision slowly returned. I never told anyone; not my friends, not my parents, certainly not a doctor. Fortunately, it has never happened again.

  138. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by hey! · · Score: 1

    Well, I'll debate the science merits of Harry Potter.

    Magic, in Harry Potter, is depicted as much more scientific the science is in most sci-fi. It is more technological than mechanical engineering is in Iron Man.

    It is true that magic, in Harry Potter, can only be done by some people. However if you are one of those people, it operates in a repeatable way. In fact, it is not just repeatable in a hocus pocus way, but in a way that allows people to abstract general laws and principles for its operation. Magical techniques and knowledge are improved both by practical experimentation and theoretical exploration. There are even scholarly journals in specialized magical sub-discplines ("Transfiguration Today", and "Challenges in Charming").

    In fact in several cases these magical disciplines are actually real world cases of obsolete sciences that did not keep up with the empirical advances of science as a whole. Newton was an alchemist, after all, and numerology ("arithmancy") and astrology where related Hermetic proto-sciences much studied by Newton's contemporaries. Medicine barely squeaked over the line in the real world, leaving chiropractic just on the other side. Osteopathy was the last bit over the fence, and medicine is absorbing it into normal "allopathic" practice.

    In Harry Potter's world economic competition spurs technological innovation in broomstick design. Research is discovering new treatments for ancient diseases (lycanthropy) and new applications for materials (dragon's blood). The government itself has advanced research facilities for advanced research into topics like the nature of time.

    Education seems to follow this pattern: students are introduced to a theoretical concept, then they are given a practical demonstration, followed by a lab exercise. If they fail the lab exercise, they are given additional practice and theory assignments, culminating in an essay which demonstrates their grasp of the principles being taught. After a course of many such cycles, they are given an exam which determines their competency to study more advanced topics. In many ways, the educational practices of Hogwarts would be exemplary if it were an engineering college.

    In most stories, magic is a kind of detritus of a past Golden Age; the knowledge of that age has been shattered and its pieces are slowly disappearing out of the world. Lucky (or sometimes very unlucky) individuals come into possession of bits of that knowledge, often in the form of ancient and hard-decipher scrolls or mouldy old grimoires. It is notable that Hogwarts texts, while at times a bit -- eccentric, are generally freshly printed and (sometimes) represent the efforts of reasonably contemporary scholars.

    In short, the world of Harry Potter is most strongly characterized by progress in theoretical knowledge (science) and practical applications (technology). The one difference is that the minds of individual magic practitioners are interfaced in ways that are more direct than trough the the nerve endings in their bodies.

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  139. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    Fit in a shoe and not burn your feet off. Or to make an exoskeleton light enough to fly and still give you the strength of ten men etc etc etc.

    I'll also say the examples given in the article are complete crap for saying "this could be real" even in the next 20 years for most of the technology.

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  140. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    I disagree. How can it be pink and invisible? Seriously. The only current way we have of making things invisible is camouflage, either active (cloaking) or passive (painting) both of which would necessitate the unicorn not being pink.

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  141. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by nyonix · · Score: 1

    if you have a box the size of a horse , there's always the possibility that an invisible pink unicorn apears.... no wait

  142. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    They generally aren't traveling laterally very much (without suits) and they definitely aren't traveling at near-sonic or hypersonic speeds as the clips seem to show iron-man doing.

    You're right though, it doesn't take much to change course for a body as small as a human. Slight variations can make huge trajectory differences.

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  143. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

    You have to go back to the original source material. Tony Stark was a genius at using transistors to miniaturize technological gadgetry. He transistorized his rocket boots, the fuel they use, and the batteries. Just remember that he did it all with transistors.

    Sure, other super-heroes relied on semi-magical crutches like "radioactive spiders", "super soldier serums", "cosmic radiation exposure", but Iron Man is pure technology. Just slap (well solder) a three legged transistor on small widget and you will find it is able to do the same work as a room sized version of the same widget.

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  144. Mod parent up by orzetto · · Score: 1

    Real-time translation is impossible as much as redefining pi to be 3. Different languages present different information, and even when they present the same information they can give it at different times. The part that is lost in translation can carry critically important information, such as irony, cultural quotations, idiomatic expressions, or simply words that do not have an appropriate equivalent.

    So, if you are dealing with a critical situation, such as an hostage situation as in the Iron Man movie, you had better use a human interpreter, because machine translator is just too error-prone.

    I think language is by a long shot the most complex tool people use. Using it everyday we do not realise how insanely complex it is and how skilled we are at using it, constantly keeping track of tens of thousands of words and their combinations. Try to live for some time in a foreign country where you have to learn the local language in order to be understood, and you'll rapidly see why real-time translation will never work.

    I for one think that using a planned, easy-to-learn language all over the world and teach it to everybody (did anyone say Esperanto?) would be far more economical than developing accurate real-time machine translation—not that it is very likely to happen anytime soon.

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  145. just 'Hero' by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I know you were making a good joke, but the thing that makes characters like Batman and Iron Man interesting is that they're regular guys. Heros, not Superheros. It's easy to be a hero if you're Superman, odds are you're not gonna die on a given day. Batman and Iron Man have only their wits to keep them alive. And their toys.

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  146. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    What if you put the invisible unicorn in front of a pink wall? ;)

  147. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by hey! · · Score: 1

    On a side note, is it just me or do Downey's whoops and hollers sound flat? I realize he wasn't actually flying but his yelling just doesn't seem, to me, to be indicative of someone who's flying in a suit of armor.


    Oh, come now, would you expect a genius like Stark would miss that bit?

    The suit (apparently) has an excellent communications system, that surely include things like noise cancellation and background noise shaping. When he is suited up and taking a call in his Tony Stark persona, he doesn't want to sound like he's talking into a cheap headset, while standing on the deck of an aircraft carrier with with a cookpot over his head.

    Come to think of it, the "flatness" is probably a deliberate attempt by the director to insinuate the notion into your head that you are hearing Stark over a mobile communication system. He probably could have made Downey sound ling Bing Crosby crooning into an RCA-44 mic, if he wanted to. In fact, that might have been an interesting choice.
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  148. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    The Matrix, The 13th Floor, Existenz, The Truman Show, Deckard in Blade Runner, the last unknown Cylon in the new Battlestar Galactica, etc.

    As you say, what you think is real is what is around you. If we're all simulations in a giant computer (or something similar) than our reality is the environment around us and the "real reality" would be perceived as "unreal" to most people.

  149. Hangover by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    On a side note, is it just me or do Downey's whoops and hollers sound flat? I realize he wasn't actually flying but his yelling just doesn't seem, to me, to be indicative of someone who's flying in a suit of armor.

    On any given day, Tony Stark is likely hung over. How's that for casting?

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  150. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by hey! · · Score: 1

    Iron man is shown leaving contrails -- or possibly smoke trails. Either way he's burning something that has to have mass and volume. Where does he keep it?

    In the trailer, we see him crash the suit from thousand of feet up, breaking his fall by going through meters of reinforced concrete. Granting that the suit might survive this, its occupant is supposed to be human. Keep in mind that he brain and spinal cord have the approximate consistency of toothpaste.

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  151. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    The "Corbomite Device" was a bluff? So that means the "Photonic Canon" threat used by the Doctor in Voyager was also a remake of an old episode?

  152. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by hey! · · Score: 1

    Nuclear power? Far too crude for Stark; it's the world's most dangerously overcomplicated method of boiling water. You'd need all kinds of fuel mass, not to mention complicated machinery, just to eke out a measly few neutrons.

    Stark would use something like ... duotronically controlled matter antimatter reaction dirven vectorized propulsion. That'd be just the thing for a rocket boot, if you don't mind the risk that your athlete's foot would mutate into something unexpectedly horrible.

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  153. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Um okay just where does iron man keep his rocket fuel? Positional thrusters? Technically, it's repulsors. And the positional repulsors are on the palms of his gauntlets (also weaponry).
    I just want to know if this movie's suit has the retractable roller skates. Those were hawt.
  154. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by hey! · · Score: 1

    If you look at what the suit is supposed to do, and remember that there is supposed to be a person in it that is not screaming in agony, the only plausible explanation is that the suit is equipped with exotic physics technology that manipulates gravity or inertia. That would explain why he doesn't need to carry hundreds of liters of reaction mass around.

    The "contrails" it leaves might be something like condensation trails in a could chamber, or they might literally be a kind of "smoke screen".

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  155. If you liked that, try the Large Arm by StCredZero · · Score: 1

    Get a look at the Large Dextrous Arm.

    http://www.sarcos.com/teleop_videos.html

    It's hydraulically actuated, so it's very strong and yet approaches the speed of a human arm (if it were scaled up). On top of that, there's haptic force feedback! In the video someone is holding an anvil like a freaking beer mug!

    If you developed a full-body haptic feedback harness with their technology and put it in the center of mass of a giant robot body, you'd basically have a real-life Anime style mecha. Since the pilot's body would be tied to the orientation of the robot body, the pilot's own middle-ear would be the balancing mechanism! (You'd probably have to power it externally at first, which would give you something like Evangelion!)

    (Back when I first posted about this, some idiot posted "Duh. It's called GEARS. But if you set those up for strength, they become SLOW." Unfortunately, the thread closed before I could respond. No gears involved, it's all hydraulics. Hydraulics can approach or surpass the speed of muscle, but with even more strength. I hate it when idiots get the last word, and they're just flat-out WRONG!)

    1. Re:If you liked that, try the Large Arm by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      You'd probably have to power it externally at first

      External combustion, of course. Steam powered. It might end up as large as the spider in the Will Smith "Wild Wild West" movie, though.

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    2. Re:If you liked that, try the Large Arm by StCredZero · · Score: 1

      The body would only have to be large enough to accommodate the full range of pilot motion inside the haptic harness. If you made the robot a bit pot-bellied, you could build something 30-40 feet tall. You'd want to limit the size of the thing to the scale where we build hydraulic "arms" for things like power-shovels and backhoes.

  156. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by mlk · · Score: 1

    Passive & a pink wall?

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  157. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Now that's just completely unfair. The majority of my tissue and all my organs are still completely alive. Sure it's spreading, but I'll probably just die when it goes too far. On the other hand, this is a great hook.

    "Counting down to his untimely death, pursued by overzealous zombie hunters, The Lesionnaire fights for his life and his freedom while bringing justice to criminals."

    Okay, you're hired as my well-meaning pseudo-nemesis.

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  158. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by hey! · · Score: 1

    It's all about the writing.

    Voyager came along at a time when keeping the franchise running creatively would have been a huge challenge in any case. TNG extended the formula from TOS as far as the creative team could. But on top of that they were already running another series in the same franchise: DS9.

    You'd think that there is enough writing talent in the world to keep two Star Trek series running in parallel. However the number of writers capable of and interested in writing Star Trek scripts, and who were trusted to do so, might narrow down the possibilities a great deal.

    For whatever reason, as time went on the creative well was evidently dry, and it was being shared by two series.

    There were a lot of very good episodes in DS9. There were not a few reasonably good Voyager episodes. But towards the end of the DS9 run there were an inordinate number of stinkers, and Voyager was breaking out in lousy scripts as well.

    If you imagine that there had been a single series, without the worst of the episodes and wth a few more really good episodes, then you would have had something closer to TNG in its popularity.

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  159. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by morcego · · Score: 1

    2 words: Occam's Razor

    Since, as you said, if both are identical, then following Occam's Razor you are right, and the GGP (or whoever said things are only what you imagine them to be) is wrong.

    The only way to escape Occam's Razor on this is not to prove he is right or wrong, but to prove that our general concept of reality is wrong. He doesn't even need to prove his to be right.

    My spoon is just a spoon.

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  160. Not released yet but it's a "blockbuster" ? by vistic · · Score: 1

    Is it really fair to call a movie a blockbuster when it hasn't been released yet?

    I mean, odds are it will go on to be a blockbuster. And it' a blockbuster type of movie... but I thought the term blockbuster meant it's a movie that has also enjoyed some level of commercial success.

    Then again I'm sure the movie tie-in deals alone are worth more than I'll make in the next couple of years.

    1. Re:Not released yet but it's a "blockbuster" ? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I came in here to call bullshit on them already labeling it a 'blockbuster', too.

      It's incredibly gay that the media can get away with such tripe these days.

      The trinkets and other marketing garbage associated with this will probably cause my stomach cramps to come back by the end of May if it pulls a Star Wars on the media.

    2. Re:Not released yet but it's a "blockbuster" ? by vistic · · Score: 1

      Well to be fair, I did see it yesterday and it was a good movie. Actually well above my expectations. But it was definitely jumping the gun a bit.

      (P.S. It's lame to call things gay.)

  161. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by dkf · · Score: 1

    Millions and millions of people driving over 2000 billion miles accident free every day. There are millions driving 0.34 light years each every day? Dang! That's fast, especially compared to those slow-coach photons who take nearly 18 weeks to do the same! Still, it seems that even Alpha Centauri is a bit too far for commuting (though great for a road trip).
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  162. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Good Sci-Fi uses unheard of technology or really advance technology to forward the plot. Bad Sci-Fi uses unheard of technology or really advance technology to resolve the plot (I talking to you Star Trek Fans (Espectially Voyager))

    No, good science-fiction uses technologies which are a reasonable extrapolation from existing applied science. Otherwise, it's not science fiction, it's fantasy or some other genre entirely, because if you're just going to invent your science you can say anything. That's why I always enjoyed the likes of Arthur C. Clarke and other hard science fiction authors: the math always worked.

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  163. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Da+Cheez · · Score: 1

    That's true, the Photonic Canon was a pretty good bluff. I'm not saying Voyager didn't have its share of bluffy goodness, it just wasn't as prevalent.

  164. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the film writers were able to explain every detail about how the Iron Man suit worked, it wouldn't be science fiction.

  165. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by vistic · · Score: 1

    Or just squeeze your huge ball of pus to squirt them with some nice yellowish ooze!

  166. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Ok Ok, but I hope you understood what I was trying to say.

    Millions and millions of people whose combined mileage driven is over 2000 billion miles, and there are only 6 million accidents a year.

    And I hate getting behind those slow ass photons, they always seem to be taking up all the lanes traveling the same speed! grrrr...

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  167. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has let an excited whoop loose in a motorcycle helmet, let me reassure it's not something you want to do too enthusiastically. I can imagine it being even worse with a completely sealed, metal job like his. ;-)

  168. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by LargeMythicalReptile · · Score: 1

    For once, it looks to be at least within the realm of possible science (i.e. real science-fiction as the term implies, not the usual hollywood acid trip scripts).

    Oh, and none of the "I got bitten by a mutant spider/got exposed to gamma ray/etc" crap that is usually associated with american super-heroes. I saw the movie yesterday (hooray for prerelease showings). Quite honestly, if you're looking for something "within the realm of possible science," you're probably going to be disappointed.

    The suit, and the movie, defy both physics and common sense in a number of ways. A few of the more egregious violations:
    1) The suit's power supply. It's basically magic. They give a halfhearted explanation for it, but even they don't seem to be very enthusiastic.
    2) The suit apparently uses a thrust-exhaust system to fly...without any fuel source.
    3) He gets knocked around, crash-lands at high speed, etc., and then gets up and walks away. Even assuming the suit itself is indestructible, basic inertia means that Stark himself would be splattered around the inside of the suit.

    That said, if you want scientific realism, you shouldn't be watching superhero movies. It's a reasonably entertaining spectacle, and I accept the above are pretty much necessary if you're going to make a superhero movie. TFA doesn't really claim the entire movie is realistic, but rather makes a few good points about some of the more plausible tech featured, such as AI, helper robots, UI choices for design and targeting, etc. But overall, just because the superhero-magic is based in fake "science" doesn't mean that it's more realistic--even theoretically--than developing superpowers from getting bitten by a mutant spider.
  169. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so you only watch movies that you feel portray believable situations

  170. Re:Flying suits of armor? I don't think so. by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Try Eloctroconvulsive Therapy. Been around since the 1930's, and induces temporary to permanent amnesia an/or memory loss.

    Wipe that song right out of your head with a few electric jolts!

    From the wiki article here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroshock_therapy

    "Adverse effects

    The physical risks of ECT are similar to those of brief general anesthesia; the United States' Surgeon General's report says that there are "no absolute health contraindications" to its use.[11] Immediately following treatment the most common adverse effects are confusion and memory loss. The state of confusion usually disappears after an hour.

    [edit] Effects on cognition and memory

    It is the effects of ECT on long-term memory that give rise to much of the concern surrounding its use.[35]The acute effects of ECT include amnesia, both retrograde (for events occurring before the treatment) and anterograde (for events occurring after the treatment).[36] Memory loss and confusion are more pronounced with bilateral electrode placement rather than unilateral, and with sine-wave rather than brief-pulse currents."

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  171. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by oracle128 · · Score: 1

    Between what he can do with his personal fortune and rerouting company resources (IIRC Stark Enterprises is a Sole Proprietorship not answerable to any investors) into his new "secret project", who's going to stop him? The FAA.
  172. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by brassman · · Score: 1

    That "thousands of feet" thing in the trailer bothered me too -- turns out it's a classic bit of Hollywood misdirection.

    Spoiler (based on a different trailer, haven't seen the movie yet):

    He apparently recovers from the boot explosion/flameout and comes to a hover about five feet above the roof. He asks Jarvis what the load rating for the roof is, cuts the jets without waiting for an answer --

    And goes right through the roof. Whoops.

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  173. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

    True, the acrobatic stunts he pulls in the trailer would probably only be physically possible if he has some sort of inertial canceler. Unfortunately, that kind of technology goes up there into the pure science fiction realm, rather than the "possible with an infinite amount of energy" real.

  174. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    True. :)

    I was thinking along the lines of a genetically engineered pink unicorn wearing active camouflage. Then the unicorn would be invisible, even though the unicorn itself would not be invisible. I guess it depends on the definition of a pink, invisible unicorn.

  175. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    take a whole load of beans to keep that lot in the air and one lax moment clean up job anyone .. hummmmm ..

  176. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by harry666t · · Score: 1

    Me: the mankind has been sitting in a basement, claiming that the world is the basement. If it's all they've ever seen, that's true. But I'm trying to say that there is a stairway with which you can go outside and see the sky and sun and all the other things, because I've been outside and saw that. (The only flaw is that everything you can have as a proof that there is the "outside world" is my (or someone else's) word; or eventually *your own experience*.)

    Some Random Basement Inhabitant: it's BS. There is no stairway there. The sun doesn't exist. The world is the basement. You must've been smoking something.

    Me: oh, of course you don't see it. You have never ever saw a stairway before, so even when you see it, how can you recognize it as a stairway? Your own mind is imposing a barrier on you. I can't help it.

    SRBI: all right, lead me to the stairway and show me that there is that "suns" and "skies" outside.

    Me: I can't. Every human must find their own stairway. My stairway will not work for you. Your stairway will most likely be completely different from mine. Hell, it might even be a ladder. You must search it for yourself, in exactly the same way that you think for yourself. You do think for yourself, don't you?

    SRBI: I don't know what you're smoking, but I want some.

    Me: ...

  177. Contrails don't have to be associated with burning by Corrado · · Score: 1

    Iron man is shown leaving contrails -- or possibly smoke trails. Either way he's burning something that has to have mass and volume. Where does he keep it? Heres what Wikipedia has to say about contrails: "Contrails or vapour trails are condensation trails and artificial cirrus clouds made by the exhaust of aircraft engines or wingtip vortices which precipitate a stream of tiny ice crystals in moist, frigid upper air. Being composed of water, the visible white streams are not air pollution. However, vapour trails or contrails generated by engine exhaust are inevitably linked with typical fuel combustion pollutants."
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  178. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by peragrin · · Score: 1

    Really? the SR-71 was designed and built in the 1960's. Last i checked that was both more than a few years ago and was more fuel efficient when traveling mach 3.

    and you call me arrogant. At least I know the history of jet engines.

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  179. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by peragrin · · Score: 1

    I forgot about that one. hahaha

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  180. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

    Really? the SR-71 was designed and built in the 1960's. Last i checked that was both more than a few years ago and was more fuel efficient when traveling mach 3.

    and you call me arrogant. At least I know the history of jet engines. Pedantic much?

    There's a reason I was vague on the details - because I don't know them I'm not an aerospace engineer, nor a flight historian, and I don't pretend to be either one. But I guarantee you there was a point in time when we couldn't build jet engines - whether it was a "couple dozen" years ago, or "several dozen", or "two hundred" is hardly relevant to the point I was making.

    There was a point, in the past, where our modern jet engines were flat-out impossible. A point where we had achieved flight but lacked the science and technology to make a jet engine. And it took years of work to discover exactly how to make it happen, and then to develop our technological infrastructure to the point that it could actually happen.
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  181. No power source by whitroth · · Score: 1

    That's all I have to say. There's a *lot* that could be done... but there is *no* power source capable of being small enough to do this.

            mark "until I find Metal X and build an exciter...."

  182. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    What about a personal version of the project pluto nuclear ramjet?

    Very simple design - you collect air, heat it up and squirt it out the back. You have no shortage of air and the reactor can stay hot for ages.

    http://www.merkle.com/pluto/pluto.html

    You'd need some very advanced neutron shield of course. But a nuclear ramjet gives you unlimited flight time and no problems with reaction mass. And if you can shield the pilot from neutrons it seems like you could shield the air too, so the exhaust wouldn't be radioactive. In fact I'm not sure that air, mostly Oxygen and Nitrogen, would absorb neutrons even if it were not shielded. There's a probelm if you crash of and crack the shielding of course.

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  183. Here, now it's no longer a self-serving excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SRBI: all right, lead me to the stairway and show me that there is that "suns" and "skies" outside.

    You: I can't, so I'll suddenly start backpedaling and claim that it's a magical stairway that conveniently works differently for everyone. Now when you don't believe in my magic stairs it's because you're all closed-minded and stuff, and certainly not because I have completely failed to make an even remotely convincing case for any of my claims. I'm enlightened, you know!

    1. Re:Here, now it's no longer a self-serving excuse by harry666t · · Score: 1

      Now tell me, honestly: how can I show you something that could only exist in your own mind? Personal development is just how it reads: it's *personal*.

      Hm. But why should I care? Sitting in your basement must be very convenient for you, otherwise you'd start seeking an exit sooner or later. It's safe there, and you know it... Things can be measured, reason does play a role, and you think everyone thinks you're sane... Until you will finally realize (don't worry; you will), that someone (or more precisely: your own mind) is playing a game with you.

    2. Re:Here, now it's no longer a self-serving excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False dichotomies are lies.

  184. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by chthon · · Score: 1

    Remember that Isaac Asimov also used a nuclear reactor the size of a fist in the first part of the Foundation series, to generate a personal powerfield.

  185. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah, you know where he stores that fuel!

  186. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    If you're going to talk about a topic, you should at least have a modicum of knowledge about it, otherwise you just look like an ignorant fool.

    Anyone that knows anything about aviation knows that most of the major advances in jet airplanes came about in the 40s-60s. Ever since then, there haven't been any huge breakthroughs, except perhaps thrust vectoring and VTOL. This is similar to how there haven't been any major breakthroughs in automobile technology for over a half century.

    Jets have been traveling beyond Mach 2 for a long, long time. I'm no aerospace engineer or flight historian, either, and I know this, just like I know basic history, math, science, literature, and other topics which add up to make one be considered "educated".

  187. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    A real life mach 2 engine, while much larger than a man, also powers an airplane which is much, much larger than a man (usually on the order of 10-25,000 pounds). Accelerating a 170 pound man to mach 2 doesn't require nearly as much energy, so it stands to reason that the engines for this would be very small as well.

    You have a point with the fuel, however. In a typical jet aircraft, the fuel requires a lot of space, possibly more volume in fact than the engines. Of course, if Iron Man is using something other than jet engines, or engines of any kind powered by petroleum-based fuel, then this might not be a problem. But no one's ever made a nuclear-powered rocket that I know of.

  188. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do i shot web???

  189. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "Hell, The Rocketeer did it, so why can't Stark?"

    Because The Rocketeer was pushed near his gravity center, not his feet.

    "As for control surfaces... Ask a skydiver what he's doing while he's falling."

    Because he is pulled (by gravity) from exactly his gravity center, not his feet.

  190. Re:This is one of the reason I want to see this mo by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "If the film writers were able to explain every detail about how the Iron Man suit worked, it wouldn't be science fiction."

    Not exactly.

    You can have "science fiction", like in "2001, a Space Oddisey": you don't have the technology to build neither HAL, nor the big spaceship or the hibernation systems, but you know it could work "in principle".

    Or you can have "weird science fiction", like an antimatter engine, a "quantic force shield" or even some kind of "hyperspatial, faster than light" flight, that could work by an aduced "current lack of knowledge".

    And then you have "nuts science fiction" where the explained or seen parts are obviously unworkable by known applied physical principles, like sounds on spatial explosions or fighters that navigate on a vacuum as if they were on an atmosphere on Starwars or an obvious reaction jet-like engine without an expellable mass deposit, which is the case here.