Because a thief is much more likely to steal your house keys than your iPhone, you are more likely to leave your car keys forgotten somewhere as you're always handling them around, and your keys are much more likely to broke or fall in the water and leave you locked out.
How about making the iPhone your pacemaker, so your heart can beat to the rhythm of your music? BRB patenting.
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Because a thief is much more likely to steal your house keys than your iPhone, you are more likely to leave your car keys forgotten somewhere as you're always handling them around, and your keys are much more likely to broke or fall in the water and leave you locked out. How about making the iPhone your pacemaker, so your heart can beat to the rhythm of your music? BRB patenting.
Random websites are being mysteriously slaughtered.
Go back to 2001, Anonymous.
No LAN, no fun.
Let's create a FOSStore, with a Gnu bar, a Hacker bar, free hug promotions and keysigning parties!
yeah right
... I'm extremely happy if I can get 6Mb/s (or 1MB if you live more than 3km away from the center)
1. Ask XKCD to make a strip about it
2. Wait a week
3. ???
4. Profit!