User: Joseph1337

I for one

On: Scientists Build Possibly The First Man-Made Genome

Welcome ours 582,000 base-pair genome overlords

I hope

On: Oracle Buys BEA

That MySql, Firebird and other OSS data bases will breakthrough in the business sector

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Well

On: HD DVD Prices Slashed By Toshiba

Price slashes also occured with new technology like DVD in the old times and DDR2 memory. And plus HD DVD gots competition - Blue-Ray
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Imagine

On: HP & Dell Face Lawsuits From Exploding Hardware

A Bom... i mean Beowulf Cluster of those

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Welcome

On: 3 Bots Win Pentagon's Robotic Rally

I, for one, welcome our non-flesh-and-blood overlords

WTF?

On: The Economic Development of the Moon

Only money, economics, ble, ble , ble...
Instead we should use the moon for something that will cheer up all the earthlings - a massive moon pot farm

Question

On: Google's OpenSocial Platform Releases

Does it run (on) Linux?

A hint by Mark Twain:

On: Patterns in Lottery Numbers

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics" - Mark Twain

So what?

On: What's New in OpenBSD 4.2?

It still hasn`t got toster support feature like NetBSD... geez, you all so easy to get excited

I can just wait

On: Single Nanotube Becomes World's Smallest Radio

When the internet will be upped from normal tubes to nanotubes. Web 2.0 IS COMING!

Isn`t it strange?

On: Vista Sales Rate Fell Last Quarter

That in the same time the BSDM fans number fell down also?

IMO

On: A Run Through Windows Server 2008

The server Windows edition is more about monopol and less money

Yeah

On: NC State Creates Most Powerful Positron Beam Ever

Positron beam emitter? Nice. Almost like my fusion plant in the basement

Don`t desoair

On: Storm Worm Being Reduced to a Squall

We still got Vista

Well...

On: Unofficial Patch For Windows URI Hole

It would be better if they rewrote the whole system...

16,400+ on Vista?

On: Vista Runs Out of Memory While Copying Files

Well there is a old legend that if you copy more than 666 files on WindowsME and open a linux related site at once Steve Balmer will apear from the monitor, throw a chair at you and you will be desintegrated

The pain...

On: Microsoft Offers IE7 to All, Pirates Included

Is Vista not enough? It`s like kicking a lying person... or hitting her with a chair

I got a question

On: Microsoft Marketing to OS Pirates, Just Agree to Audits!

Is botnet membership a part of the genuine advantage?

Well

On: Satellite Images Used to Monitor Burmese Junta

I don`t see any oil in Burma, so i doubt the UN will do anything

Huh?

On: Ohio Net Censorship Law Struck Down

Everyone knows that the internet was developed for easy porn view for minors...

Question

On: MMO Bans Men Playing As Women

Do I need to chop people with a sword/knife/hammer in real to play the warrior class? Reply ASAP because they got this cool looking knife sellout...

Heh

On: Do You Need a Permit to Land on the Moon?

So I can`t fly to the moon with my home made rocket? Crap...

I think

On: Microsoft to Allow PC Makers to Downgrade to XP

the users (even of Windows) aren`t ready for the new limita... I mean features*ducks from flying chair*

And I ask once more:

On: The Hard Science of Making Videogames

Why don`t you look more at the fucking gameplay? 5% more realistic fire for 50% more CPU time, nice... did you heard that AMD and Intel bought some new cars for some unknow fellows? Refs: ToME, ADOM and more- I could play like hypnotized, and I doubt they support SM 4.0

Hmm...

On: The Wiimote As Yoda Intended - A Lightsaber

*whisper*Yess, and soon sex games when you can control your own... err... I`m online? Crap...