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  1. Re:Hot Or Not discriminatory on How to Build a Fad Website: AmIHotOrNot · · Score: 2
    the more naked the girl in the picture is, the higher the rating

    So you're saying that naked girls are hotter?

    That's a hell of a thesis statement. Anyone care to dispute it?
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  2. Irony on No X Box for Xmas? · · Score: 3
    Ironically, release in time for Christmas is not mentioned!

    There's nothing ironic about Christmas not being mentioned. Irony is, most commonly, "incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result".

    Here are some other things that are not ironic:

    • rain on your wedding day
    • a free ride when you've already paid
    • the good advice you just didn't take
    • a black fly in your Chardonnay
    • a death row pardon two minutes too late
    • winning the lottery and dying the next day
    • a traffic jam when you're already late
    • a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
    • meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife

    And I don't how the hell to classify "ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife"
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  3. No biggie on Windows XP to Target MP3 Files · · Score: 2
    So the built-in software sucks. Third-party software will be used instead.

    Just like the Internet, software users route around obstacles.
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  4. Re:The internet corrupts people on Yahoo! To Start Selling Porn · · Score: 1
    I guess I should have said.. "geeks who've never been in a relationship who look at porn constantly and spank their monkey off in front of their keyboards probably aren't going to be getting any (sex) anyway".

    Whether I agree with that or not, I would suggest that a significant portion of porn purchase comes from people who ARE getting sex, and still like the porn anyway.

    You make it sound like porn is strictly for the pimply-faced teens, or the 35-year-old living-at-home loser crowd.
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  5. Re:The internet corrupts people on Yahoo! To Start Selling Porn · · Score: 1
    The only people surfing for porn on the internet are those that CAN'T GET IT IN REAL LIFE

    Can't get what? Porn? Or sex?

    Assuming your statement is really "porn is for people who can't get sex", you're probably also thinking that people don't masturbate once they're in a committed relationship, too.

    Which tells me that you have no idea what you're talking about.
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  6. Re:10 commandments on Yahoo! To Start Selling Porn · · Score: 1
    Even if neither you nor the woman is married?

    According to the Bible, yes, because having sex with anyone who is not your wife is adultery. This includes even thinking about sex with someone who is not your wife.

    You choke the chicken while watching an episode of "Just Shoot Me" (David Spade, Laura San Giancomo, doesn't matter), you're committing adultery.
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  7. Ejaculations on Yahoo! To Start Selling Porn · · Score: 3

    I guess we know why the REALLY holler "Yahoo!" now...
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  8. Pagemaker on Bob Young Responds Personally, Not Officially · · Score: 2

    Wow, Bob's been entrenched in Linuxland for quite a while. Aldus Pagemaker has been Adobe Pagemaker for years now.
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  9. Re:Trademark on Rec.humor.funny Threatened by MasterCard · · Score: 1
    ... the same pink color as PeptoBismol, but you could paint your car that color if you particularly felt like it.

    People do that now. They're called Mary Kay consultants.
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  10. Re:Some thoughts on Will There Be Historical Records from the Digital Age? · · Score: 2
    That would be Brig. Gen Nguyen Ngoc Loan who just died back in '98.

    And while we're on Vietnam, where would Rage Against The Machine be without the monk setting himself on fire?
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  11. Re:Cause & effect on In-Game Advertising Comes of Age · · Score: 1
    Wow - A sig. with a lyric from the Rainmakers' debut album! Not something you see everyday.....

    It's a leftover from quoting an entire song from that same album.
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  12. Re:Missed the point again, Katz... on Hyperreality: The U.S-China Standoff · · Score: 1
    This isn't about apologies. It's about political manoevering by China or the US to use as a bargaining chip in any forthcoming negotiations.

    Remember also that we are only months into King George II's reign. Whatever happens here will set the tone for the next years (or eight, God help us). He's gotta play tough or lose any position he's got.

    Katz has far too simple a view of this. Saying "Sorry" in this case is the same as crying "Uncle". If we do that, we've lost this situation.

    I'd suggest that Katz go see "Thirteen Days" and pay attention to the scene where they talk about how their actions are the new vocabulary of diplomacy, and see how it applies here.
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  13. Re:Best fix? on Perl 5.6.1 Released, My Precioussss... · · Score: 1
    Now, if only

    tr/Delorean/Heart of Gold/g;

    would work... sigh... 8^)

    I think you mean
    s/Delorean/Heart of Gold/g;

    The tr/// operator is translation, and s/// is substitution.
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  14. Cause & effect on In-Game Advertising Comes of Age · · Score: 1
    From the article: Adds Heather Berry, editor at Happypuppy.com, a gaming fan site, "If gamers like the game, they don't care about the product placement."

    For me, the reverse seems to be the risk: If gamers care about the product placement, they won't like the game.

    I'm more of an RPG/RTS kinda gamer myself (i.e. not the "extreme snowboarding" or Crazy Taxi type of games that seem to be the target here), but if Starcraft II comes out with Coke logos, I'm gonna be really put off by it.
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  15. Re:Don't forget on Soybean Powered Harley · · Score: 1
    hemp is another great biodiesel.

    If the soybean exhaust smells like fries, does the hemp exhaust smell like a Phish show?
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  16. Re:Design vs. coding on Software Problem Linked to Osprey Crash · · Score: 1
    That was the Hyatt Regency.

    The Rainmakers refer to this, and other modern technological disasters, in "Rockin' At The T-Dance" off their first album.

    Take a trip with me in 1967
    With Grissom, White, and Chaffe on a rocket ride to heaven
    A dead-end date aboard AS-204
    It was American made, only the best for our boys.
    And we were rockin' at the T-dance

    I had another date with a homecoming queen
    I took her to the prom in Apollo 13
    We orbit the moon, we couldn't get home,
    Little Queenie's mom was pissed 'cause her baby didn't phone.
    And we were rockin' at the T-dance

    Take a trip with me to Kansas City, MO
    To the Hyatt House, to the big dance floor,
    You can still see the ghosts but you can't see the sense,
    Why they let the monkey go and blamed the monkey wrench.
    And we were rockin' at the T-dance

    The song title of "T-dance" plays off of the tea dance that was being held at the time of the collapse.

    The whole album is lyrically brilliant, and would do well in the collection of anyone into the Springsteen/Mellencamp/heartlandish sorta rock'n'roll thing.
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  17. Design vs. coding on Software Problem Linked to Osprey Crash · · Score: 1
    In other engineering disciplines (ie civil, mechanical, etc), there are people to blame if a bridge collapses or a building falls over.

    In the "software engineering" realm (and I use that term loosely), who gets blamed? Are individual coders going to start taking the fall for software that blows up (literally)? Where might this lead?

    I heard about this on the news this morning, and my first thought was "Was this a design or coding error?" Was the software specified incorrectly, or did the programmer implement it incorrectly (i.e. the canonical "it blew up because of an extra comma" error)

    In other engineering disciplines, it's usually the case that the designer and the builders are distinctly different people, and it's easier to say whether the problem was a design issue ("They didn't plan to have enough rivets holding the bridge together") or a building issue ("They didn't put in all the rivets that were supposed to be there")
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  18. Re:Curl(TM)'s recipe for success: on Curl Instead of Java or JavaScript? · · Score: 1
    Or is there something called a "source cod" that I haven't heard of before?

    Well, it IS Friday, and the weekly fish fry is a popular staple of restaurants in my neck of the worods.

    I guess it's not too far removed from the Christmas Fish.
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  19. Re:The ultimate hacker movie on Hollywood and Hackers · · Score: 1
    Why are you advertising your porn site on slashdot?

    Probably so that he gets more traffic to it.
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  20. Re:Spring Comdex is a bust on Linux at Spring Comdex · · Score: 1
    4. I've heard that the union labor at McCormick is very corrupt. Evidently the exhibitors have to bribe the union help just to get their booths set up and wired for power. It's not worth the hassle for alot of companies to pay off the union workers.

    Corruption? In Chicago? I am shocked, SHOCKED SIR!, to hear such allegations!

    It's always been my impression that the "terribly unhelpful union folks tied down by arcane regulations that require a union man to plug into an electrical socket" was de rigeur at these convention places. I know it was when I went along to a show in Baltimore at my last company.

    But still... corruption? Here?
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  21. Re:Blame the Puritans on No Slump For Sex Online · · Score: 1
    Just as Hollywood today thinks its a God-Given Right to promote sexual promiscuity and open-activity...

    At the very least, it's a First Amendment-given right.

    Not unlike your First Amendment-given right to be disgusted with it all.
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  22. Re:Why vim? on Linux at Spring Comdex · · Score: 1
    If I understand correctly, the FSF guy felt that the license kinda made it seem like it wasn't entirely your choice to donate or not, and that it was sort of coercive, that YOU REALLY SHOULD DONATE.

    I don't see it that way, but hey, it wouldn't be the first time I've disagreed w/RMS etc.

    And he certainly didn't say anything about public domain.
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  23. With great power comes great responsibility on Ask Robert Young · · Score: 1

    For much of the non-Slashdot computer community, RedHat has become synonymous with Linux. That puts a huge burden of responsibility on RH's shoudlers as the standard bearer for Linux. What is RH doing to make sure that they are doing what's best for Linux, both as a piece of software and a community? How do we know that RH won't AOLify Linux? Or is that one of its goals?
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  24. Re:aw, nuts on Linux at Spring Comdex · · Score: 1

    It's not too late. Exhibits are open 10:00-16:00 today.
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  25. Comdex report on Linux at Spring Comdex · · Score: 5
    • The magician working the Sun booth was great. Forcing a card into the deck is nothin', but stapling it to another card was pretty cool.
    • Bought a GNU Make book from the FSF folks, just to help 'em out. Got lectured (by Bradley Kuhn, I believe) on why Vim is inadequately free.
    • Was pleased to see some old-school trade show action goin' on: Two hot blondes in front of a Lamborghini. Of course, I have no idea what the company was.
    • Recruiting like crazy. Booths from upstate NY, Florida, Singapor and Irvine, CA urging us to move to their part of the world. Headhunters abounded.
    • Tchotchkes were definitely smaller this year. The coolest was a flashing superball, but that was about it.
    • I REALLY wanted to swap badges with someone and go check out the Waste Age show across the hall, but the coworker I went with wasn't interested. Still, I got some great trade rags: Journal of Solid Waste Management; The Hauler; etc.

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