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  1. Re:This guy was lucky. on Malware Can Download Child Porn To Your Computer · · Score: 1

    Possession is nine tenths of the law.

  2. If at first you don't succeed on Microsoft Changing Users' Default Search Engine · · Score: 1

    Change the user preferences

  3. Re:Question on Blizzard Confirms No LAN Support For Starcraft 2 · · Score: 1

    I don't know how would you want to access battle.net without an internet connection

    Easy, modify your hosts file with the line:

    127.0.0.1 battle.net

    Then set up a webserver with your own content/services. Anyone else on your LAN can simply modify his/her hosts file with your IP address. Of course, you might want to exchange the IP address of 127.0.0.1 with your LAN IP address for better functionality.

  4. Re:Exactly! on Ideal, and Actual, IT Performance Metrics? · · Score: 1

    It depends how you round your numbers.

  5. Ever listen to the Bloodhound Gang? on Allegedly Rigged Product Demo In SAP Suit Goes Missing · · Score: 1

    Do you even know what a Wawa is?

    Alright, look. They are two companies that have US headquarters in South-Eastern Pennsylvania. To summarize based on the song reference, SAP is cop rock and Screech, WM is lazer removed tasmanian devil tattoos. SAP showed WM some third string demo written by puck. WM is really special peoples club, so they believed SAPs irreverent top ten list of features.

    I could go on, but basically SAP is the heart with no name airbrushed on a licence plate of a Subaru that was registered in Pennsylvania.

    True what they say, WM is zima, they are barf, they take cinderblock yard art. Of course they are baldwin brothers, not the good one but the others.

    Do you even know what a Wawa is, girl? ...

    They in the state of P f'n A.

  6. Re:Makes sense on Bitterness To Be Classified As a Mental Illness · · Score: 2, Funny

    Little Miss Can't Be Wrong.

    It takes a doctor to spin it.

  7. Re:I hate Ethanol (E10) on The Great Ethanol Scam · · Score: 1

    I agree, but it's better for the environment than the MMT Sunoco used to use. MMT is a neurotoxin, hence creates more severe emissions than Ethanol. Also, if you live within a certain radius of a city (EG: the 5 county region of Philly, PA), it is required by law to have some form of additive to reduce emissions to cut down on smog that can be created from the burning of pure gasoline. For more info, see this wikipedia article:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unleaded_gas#Additives

    If you want to improve gas mileage, this might help, but I've heard otherwise from other sources:
    http://www.stp.com/faqs_fuel.html

    Other Source: My pops worked at Sunoco.

  8. Re:Whoa there, reporter cowboy. on Gene Transfer Immunizes Against Monkey HIV Analog · · Score: 1

    The technique described is very interesting, don't get me wrong, and I hope it works. However, there are *already* many techniques that appear to immunize against this HIV analog, which do not work for human HIV. The two are significantly different.

    If the H in HIV stands for Human (as in HIV = Human Immunodeficiency Virus), then are humans simian? Are Simians superior to these humble humans? If so, i'd just like state my praising devotion to my Simian feces throwing Overlords.

  9. Re:Collusion on US To Require That New Cars Get 42 MPG By 2016 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Trees breath CO2 all the time and during their photosynthesis process release O2 into the air. If you think CO2 is a pollutant, go plant more trees.

  10. Public Viewing on Hacker Destroys Avsim.com, Along With Its Backups · · Score: 5, Funny

    A public viewing will be available at:

    http://web.archive.org/web/20080116064652/http://www.avsim.com/

    No date has been set for the funeral.

  11. Re:Please let it be!! on WHO Raises Swine Flu Threat Level · · Score: 1

         /\
        /--\
       /----\
      /------\
    /-KOPIMI-\
    /__________\

  12. Re:Yes on Opting Out Increases Spam? · · Score: 1

    Google invented Al Gore!

    I though Al Gore invented the internets.

    Does that mean Google is a chicken, and Al Gore is an egg?

  13. Re:WOW on Stephen Hawking Is "Very Ill" In Hospital · · Score: 1

    If time is relative, then we can just reach through any event for Stephen to see the next horizon.

  14. Move sig on Blind Man Navigates Obstacle Maze Unaided · · Score: 1

    AYBABTU. n/t

  15. Defending Microsoft... on Windows 7 To Be Called ... Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    I prefer DOS Version 7. It's been running for years, and it's more stable.

  16. Re:I totally identify with this... on Are IT Security Professionals Less Happy? · · Score: 1

    Dude, I will never eat mustard from a dispenser again. Oh, and you forgot to mention that 'Happiness is a warm gun...'

  17. What is north of the north pole: on Study Hints At Time Before Big Bang · · Score: 1

    The south pole.

    To understand that statement, imagine your head up your ass.

  18. What about DIY with Intel/nVidia? on Why Buy a PC Preloaded With Linux? · · Score: 1

    Some companies actually offer Linux drivers for hardware. If you are willing to do the research, you could build yourself a sweet system knowing it will be fully compatible with Linux.

  19. Count? on Oil Billionaire Building World's Largest Wind Farm · · Score: 1

    maps.google.com - have fun.

    It might be a little faster if you download Google Earth, but that corrupted my virus infected Windows installation.

  20. Re:In truth... on NASA Planning Mission To 40-Meter-Wide Asteroid · · Score: 1

    In truth there is plenty of subjection. Really it's the pragmatics skew how people convey the truth. I believe the recipe is as follows: 1 story bowl, 2 quarts of truth (sic), 1 oz of pragmatics, 3 tbsp creativity, a pinch of salt, and a little spit. There, now that is how the world really works. Easy as bread.

  21. Re:ThreatFire? on New Botnet Dwarfs Storm · · Score: 1

    So much for trying to be funny... What, dry humor doesn't get points? Maybe I didn't phrase it right... Like if all the botnets were running threatfire, and told threatfire it was cool to run botnet software.

    Then we'd have a phrase something like "Trusting in the sanity and restraint of Threatfire is not an option" (See George W Bush, and Dope ).

  22. ThreatFire? on New Botnet Dwarfs Storm · · Score: 1

    Why not check out ThreatFire? Get community based protection. You know, from all those botnets.

  23. Re:I can see it now on Boot Sector Viruses & Rootkits Poised For Comeback · · Score: 1

    More phishy might be if the GRUB entry was "Windows CE/ME/NT"

  24. In case you have messy hair on TrueCrypt 5.0 Released, Now Encrypts Entire Drive · · Score: 1

    And no mirror, try file hippo ( http://www.filehippo.com/download_truecrypt ).
    If that somehow fails you, or want to download it even faster. Try the P2P channel, I hear that's a popular one these days. Check your local listings for TrueCrypt v5.