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Windows 7 To Be Called ... Windows 7

An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft's Mike Nash came forward today in a blog post on the Windows Vista Blog and revealed the official name for Windows Code Name '7' as simply 'Windows 7.' The reasoning, by Mr. Nash, is that Windows 7 is 'the seventh release of Windows.' As much wonderful sense as this makes on first glance, it seems as if Microsoft's marketing teams pulled this number out of thin air: the Windows 7 kernel is version 6.1, and there's no way Windows 7 adds up as the seventh release of Windows anyway."

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  1. Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    the Windows 7 kernel is version 6.1

    Perhaps they simply wanted to avoid the inevitable Windows 6, SP 6, Revision 6 ... of the beast?

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    1. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I dunno, it works out if you do consumer OSs:
      Win 3
      Win 95
      Win 98
      Win ME
      Win XP
      Vista
      Win 7

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    2. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Renstar · · Score: 5, Informative

      Per the wiki, Win 95, 98, and ME are all revisions of version 4, which makes xp 5, vista 6, and 7 7.

    3. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

      They called it Windows 7 because 7 is a lucky number, and they need all the luck they can get.

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    4. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by kamikazearun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or maybe they just wanted to send /. into a tizzy.

    5. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by DrLang21 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You forgot Windows 2.1. Yes it existed... I have a copy.

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    6. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by aliquis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It also works with:

      NT 4
      Win 2k
      Vista
      Windows 7

      So I don't see the problem, I've always seen it as "the next version of NT"

      Windows
      Windows 2
      Windows 3.x
      Win 95/NT/98/Me
      Win 2k/XP/2k3
      Vista
      Windows 7

      works to.

      Or this, but very non-logical:

      MS-DOS
      Win 3.x
      Win 95
      Win NT
      Win 2k
      Vista
      Windows 7

    7. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by springbox · · Score: 1

      That works if you ignore the first two versions

    8. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Bogtha · · Score: 4, Informative

      I dunno, it works out if you do consumer OSs:
      Win 3

      There were two versions of Windows before Windows 3, that's why they called it Windows 3. And Windows 3 wasn't an OS, it was a shell that ran on top of DOS. Some people say that Windows 3 was an OS because it had drivers for certain pieces of hardware. I disagree, unless you are willing to call all the contemporary games with Soundblaster drivers "operating systems" too. The first consumer OS Microsoft produced was Windows 95. It still used DOS as a makeshift bootloader, but that's about it.

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    9. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know they sucked and hardly anyone used them, but that kind of overlooks Windows v1 & v2. I think it makes more sense if you go with the major steps of the UI:

      1. Windows 1 - Initial release.
      2. Windows 2 - Now with over-lapping Windows!
      3. Windows 3 - And pseudo 3D effects!
      4. Windows 9x (& ME) - Look Ma, we can multitask without... Oh, never mind.
      5. Windows XP - So easy a toddler could use it... Which might explain why it looks a lot like Duplo.
      6. Windows Vista - UAC: Making your PC more secure by training you to click "Yes" to everything!
      7. Windows 7 - What do you want us to fsck up today?
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    10. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's something (XP), missing (XP) from your list (XP).

      I wonder (XP) what it could be (XP)?

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    11. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You forgot Windows 2000 ...

    12. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think your math is a bit wrong.

      The older "consumer" versions of Windows went something like:
      1 - Windows 1.0
      2 - Windows 2.0
      3 - Windows 3.0, 3.1, 3.11
      4 - Windows 95, 98, ME

      The NT series went something like:
      3 - Windows NT 3.1, 3.5
      4 - Windows NT 4.0
      5 - Windows 2000 (5.0), Windows XP (5.1), Windows Server 2003 (5.2)
      6 - Windows Vista (6.0)

      Up to that point, it all makes sense. Except for the consumer / NT split, each version of Windows with the same basic version number is similar to the others. Windows ME was not much different than Windows 95, and the NT 5 series were pretty much cross-compatible.

      Since Windows 7 is basically an enhanced version of Vista, pretty much as XP was to 2000, calling it Windows 7 doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. Especially considering that the internal version number is 6.2.

    13. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Kjella · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually it made me more think of Windows Seven, but that's just me. A few parts bloat, some OS X envy and some lust for world dominance and you're pretty much there.

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    14. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What wiki? So you are saying that it goes:
      Win 1
      Win 2
      Win 3
      Win 4 (95, 98, ME)
      Win 5 (NT 3, NT 4, 2000, XP)
      Win 6 (Vista)
      Win 7

      That's plausible except for grouping the entire history of NT up until Vista as one big version. Then again, it also fits into what I was saying if they only count consumer OSs and XP is the only version of NT that "counts" prior to Vista.

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    15. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Migity · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is that you Bill?

    16. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      not sure why you got troll modded overrated. but even TFA says

      1. Windows
            2. Windows 2
            3. Windows 3.0
            4. Windows NT (NT 4)
            5. Windows 2000 (NT 5)
            6. Windows XP (NT 5.1)
            7. Windows Vista (NT 6)

      The article is clearly trolling some slashdot love/ad-money the windows 7 agument works quite well if you could vista as 6 and accept that 6.1 doesn't sound good (6.11 for ...oh nvm)

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    17. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by sheph · · Score: 1

      They could change the kernel version to match. It would be less confusing. Windows 7 just doesn't have that marketing ring to it. I'll bet it tanks worse than Vista (that was a dumb name too). Previous version names probably took their marketing department weeks and numerous meetings to come up with. I remember seeing Windows for WG 3.11 in Sears. That was the vision I had when I read the summary.

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    18. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Windows BOB.

    19. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by freddy_dreddy · · Score: 1

      They called it Windows 7 because 7 is a lucky number, and they need all the luck they can get.

      Elaborate please.

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    20. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by jfruhlinger · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, but that's insider stuff for geeks. As far as Microsoft's branding was concerned, they were three separate OSes. Importantly, if I'm remembering right Windows 98 wasn't a free upgrade from Windows 95, for example.

    21. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by martinmarv · · Score: 1

      Only if you count Win 3 as Win 1, otherwise you come out with Win 9!

    22. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by armer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Rookie... I have Windows 1 on 5.25 360k floppies...

    23. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      that's why they called it Windows 3

      LOL, I was aware of 1 and 2... just that maybe they weren't counting those. Someone else pointed out that the numbering makes sense if you stick with the NT line and only count major releases:
      Win 1 (NT 3)
      Win 2 (NT 3.5)
      Win 3 (NT 4)
      Win 4 (Win 2000)
      Win 5 (XP)
      Win 6 (Vista)
      Win 7

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    24. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by pcolaman · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, no, NO! They called it Seven because they saved it from the collective, and it no longer needs the full name Seven of Nine. So just Seven for short.

    25. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by omkhar · · Score: 1

      Windows 3.1 and 3.11 included rudimentary networking, which was major for its time.

    26. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Also "Windows 3" can't be grouped together as a solid unit. Windows 3.0 and 3.1 were at least as different as Windows 95 and 98 were from each other.

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    27. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Informative

      They claim that wasn't a "consumer" OS, but for the pros.

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    28. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by deniable · · Score: 1

      XP is 5.1 therefore:

      There's something (5.1), missing (5.1) from your list (5.1).

      I wonder (5.1) what it could be (5.1)?

    29. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      NT 3.1 was the first version of NT, named to mirror Win 3.1. So if you count that as "Windows 1", then it makes more sense. Just count major releases of the NT non-server line.

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    30. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually it made me more think of Windows Seven, but that's just me. A few parts bloat, some OS X envy and some lust for world dominance and you're pretty much there.

      So will they call it Windows Seven, Windows Se7en, Windows VII, or Windows X-III (just to cause some brand confusion with OS X)?

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    31. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by lseltzer · · Score: 3, Informative

      You may be thinking of Windows for Workgroups which was separate from plain Windows 3, premiered at version 3.1, but was significantly upgraded at 3.11. In fact, WfW 3.11 had core features that Windows 3.11 lacked, such as some full protected mode driver stacks, for disk and the network I think.

      In any event, the grandparent's recitation of versions is correct, and Windows 7 is the 7th major version of the Windows kernel.

    32. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Yeorwned · · Score: 0

      Windows 95 also ran completely on DOS...it was a lot more than a "bootloader."

    33. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by secondhand_Buddah · · Score: 1

      You missed out Windows 1 & 2. They didn't make much of an impression in the market, but they did exist.

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    34. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by deniable · · Score: 1

      The first NT was 3.1 to keep in line with Windows numbering. This was followed by the allegedly (I missed it by a couple of months) awful 3.5 and soon after 3.51. NT 4 matched Win95 (AKA Windows 4) Windows 2000 was NT 5.0 and XP was NT 5.1.

    35. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by leamanc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Was that the one called "Windows 386" that had the terrible rapping-office-chick promo video?

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    36. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      While the GP brought up OS, the summary never mentions the term. It says it's the seventh release of "Windows". Not "The Windows OS" or anything like that.

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    37. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by syrinx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And this is 6.1. If you're ignoring 2000->XP, then why are you counting Vista->Seven?

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    38. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by deniable · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not quite. You could still 'Exit from Windows' to DOS in early versions of 95. The only reason DOS 7 and Windows 4 got melded together as Win95 was to cut DR-DOS out of the market. It wasn't until Windows ME that the underlying MS-DOS was really hidden.

    39. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Pope+Raymond+Lama · · Score: 1

      That would giver yuou "windows 9", -since you start from 3.

      But if one coutns the attempts to change tis look and feel, sicne windows 3:
      3) windows 3, 3.1, 3.11
      4) nt 4, win95, win98 win me
      5) winXtraPain
      6) Win Hasta la Vista
      7) win 7

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    40. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Windows 7 - What do you want us to fsck up today?

      You mean Windows 7 is like having a personal army of virtual mafiosos?

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    41. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
      But will Windows 7 really have kernel version 6.1? Correct me if I'm wrong (I don't use Windows, after all), but isn't NT 6.1 used for Windows Server 2008? As I know it, the kernel versions line up with release versions as follows:
      NT 3.something: Initial NT release with the version number written to match the non-NT Windows 3.x releases.
      NT 4.x: The various versions of NT4.
      NT 5.0: Windows 2000
      NT 5.1: Windows XP
      NT 5.2: Windows Server 2003
      NT 6.0: Windows Vista
      NT 6.1: Windows Server 2008

      If I'm not terribly mistaken somewhere along those lines, it would seem to make sense if the next release of Windows (that is, Windows 7) would use kernel version 7.0.

      I'd like to see some citation for the fact that Windows 7 would use NT 6.1. It might make sense if that shows in current test builds or leaked screen shots or something, since they probably just haven't increased the version number internally yet.

    42. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I just wish they would pick a naming convention and stick with it.

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    43. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by deniable · · Score: 1

      How am I ignoring 2000->XP? I only indicated why a point release was missing from the original list.

    44. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I know that those are the internal numbers used for the kernel, but what I was saying is that it makes sense if you count major releases. This would be their 7th marketing launch of a major new NT consumer product.

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    45. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I just wish they would pick a naming convention and stick with it.

      What if it was a really, really racist naming convention?

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    46. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Lord+Jester · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, XP is 5.1 based on 2k.

    47. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by deniable · · Score: 1

      Who lets marketing decide internal kernel version numbers? :) Oh wait, this is Microsoft we're talking about. I was only pointing out that your idea still works with the real NT version numbers.

    48. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Lord+Jester · · Score: 1

      There were versions before 3.

      I personally used 2.x on DOS 3.3

    49. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I'm not getting the version number explanation either. I suspect the real reason for the name is that they're planning to release this in 2007...

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    50. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Kagura · · Score: 5, Funny

      How do you use a fourth of a floppy? ;)

    51. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it works out if you do consumer OSs:
      Win 3
      Win 95
      Win 98
      Win ME
      Win XP
      Vista
      Win 7

      And where do Windows 1.0, 2.0, Windows/286 and Windows/386 come into your numbering scheme?

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    52. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by AntEater · · Score: 5, Informative

      The first consumer OS Microsoft produced was Windows 95. It still used DOS as a makeshift bootloader, but that's about it.

      Okay, this is probably being a bit picky, but since we're on Slashdot I'll burn some karma. DOS was used for a whole lot more than a boot loader on Windows95. MS wanted the world to think that Win95 was fully 32bit by hiding it's 3.1/DOS design but it certainly was the underlying technology. If you ran a win16 application then the entire system dropped down to cooperative multitasking and your 32bit apps were just along for the klunky ride. Tons of system calls were thunked down to 16bit. Win95 was a commercial success but it was a shameful, ugly hack that still was still DOS at its core and had most of the design "issues" that it's predecessor had. MS set the entire computer industry back by at least half a decade by pawning that trash off on the consumer market.

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    53. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by LaPintada · · Score: 1

      As another person pointed out there was 2.1.... And also NT4 Did Microsoft conveniently forget how to count again?

    54. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by flitty · · Score: 1

      Na, if MS wanted to do that, they would have called it "Windows NINE" and watched the flood of posts trying to explain it crash /. as retribution.

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    55. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Ahhhh, I guess that makes even more sense :)

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    56. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that maybe MS marketing, like the marketplace, had chosen to pretend that they didn't exist :)

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    57. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by jbrandv · · Score: 2, Funny

      What About Bob?

      There, fixed that for you.

    58. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But win 3.1 was different enough from win 3 that you have to count it... and where would NT figure into that? How about Win 98se?

    59. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft should count all the versions of windows that were released:
      1: windows 1
      2: windows 2
      3: windows 3
      4: windows 95
      5: windows 98
      6: windows 2000, server 2000, ME
      7: windows xp, server 2003
      8: windows vista, server 2008
      9: windows (the one being released now vista 1.1)

      then we have the one that I fear the most:
      10: windows X (with the solid metal frame, lots of weapons, and the liquid metal outer shell to hide all the evil on the inside)

    60. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You poor bastard :)

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    61. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by kisrael · · Score: 1

      I gotta say that's about the same reckoning I came up with -- assume 1 and 2 are there because 3 was still numbered, and then count major changes to look and feel and style.

      Also: I think a return to numbering might help justify forced upgrades... Vista is not clearly an increment to XP, but 8 would be to 7, so a clamor to stick with the old version would seem like more of a throwback stance.

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    62. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yea, windows 1.2 on my 286 laptop. That mofo weighs like 8 pounds or some crap. Just basically DOS with folders represented as icons - very cool to see such a central DOS theme.

    63. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by compro01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Since when did 95, 98, and ME use the NT kernel?

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    64. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by iguana · · Score: 1

      Pshaw. You and your antiquated 5.25" 360k disks are so behind the times.

      I have it on three 3.5" 720k disks.

      Windows 1.01 forever!

      I actually bought it. Was the last version of Windows I paid for until Win2000.

    65. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by tomatensaft · · Score: 1

      > or Windows X-III (just to cause some brand > confusion with OS X) And, incidentally, with X Window System as well.

    66. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by oztiks · · Score: 1

      George Costanza is going to be pissed!

    67. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MrMr · · Score: 1

      Windows releases didn't start at 3 and there's a bigger difference between 3.0 and 3.11 than between 95 and 98. I guess the scheme is based on the fact that '7' is a more popular number than '8'...

    68. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by tomatensaft · · Score: 1

      or Windows X-III (just to cause some brand confusion with OS X)

      And, incidentally, with X Window System as well.

    69. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I remember Windows 2.1. Man, was it ugly. Even uglier than the default theme in XP, although not by much.

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    70. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Why is it that no one every includes Windows 1? I know it wasn't that popular, but it did exist and was released to the public.

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    71. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Linux distro's are Shells if you look at it this way; which X runs on top-of!

      Still an OS! Just because it wasn't GUI'ized means nothing really, well, except that you have bloated your install to interact easily.

    72. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      '7' is a more popular number than '8'...

      Not in Asia! :)

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    73. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by dwiget001 · · Score: 1

      Yeap, if I recall right, Windows 3.1 actually functioned well at times. Big difference from 3.0. :)

    74. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Windows 2.1. Yes it existed... I have a copy.

      Execpt in Nebraska....

    75. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by westlake · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      They called it Windows 7 because 7 is a lucky number, and they need all the luck they can get.
      .

      When the dice are loaded in your favor, you don't need luck.

      Microsoft is the first U.S. "industrial" company to get a AAA credit rating from S&P and Moody's in ten years.

      It's become a damn short list.

      If your employer is trying to raise money, the odds are 7 in 10 that his bonds are rated "below investment grade" - junk.

      In November Vista will have 20% of the desktop market - based on mass-market webstats - and Windows 90% of the whole.

      Top Operating System Share Trend

    76. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MrMr · · Score: 1

      Hey you're right, this one also works:
      QDOS/DOS2.11/DOS3.0
      Windows 1/2/286/386
      Windows 3.0/3.1/3.11/95/98
      Windows ME
      Windows NT/2000
      Windows 2003
      Windows Vista/7

    77. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that maybe MS marketing, like the marketplace, had chosen to pretend that they didn't exist :)

      I remember using them. This would be one of the few times me and Microsoft's marketing department would be in agreement.

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    78. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a baby in a box.
      Sweet!

    79. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wheres Windows NT?

    80. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      [...] or Windows X-III (just to cause some brand confusion with OS X)?

      Not to mention the Final Fantasy series...

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    81. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by dkf · · Score: 1

      assume 1 and 2 are there because 3 was still numbered

      I still remember Windows 2 with cold shudders. Win3.0 was much much better, both in usability and stability. (Mind you, running a Win2 application under Win3 was better still, since then you also got a decent amount of speed...)

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    82. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Funny

      You made me look up the video. I want the last 6 minutes and 41 seconds of my life back.

    83. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by canavan · · Score: 1

      At least Windows 3.11 on 386 computers was able to use its own driver for IDE or ST-506 and some SCSI controllers and therefor bypassed DOS completely, much like Windows 95 did later.

    84. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Teilo · · Score: 1

      Well, "completely" is not quite true. What it did was hook 16-bit DOS callbacks into a 32-bit stack to provide some essential OS services. It replaced some of what DOS did (such as when 32-bit disk access was enabled), and some it did not replace (like reading the system clock). I saw demonstration code of how one could replace some of these 16-bit callbacks with 32-bit VXDs (the aforesaid clock access). So, it would be more accurate to say that it ran partially on DOS.

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    85. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Windows 1.x
      2. Windows 2.x
      3. Windows 3.x
      4. Windows 95/98/Millennium
      5. Windows 2000/XP
      6. Windows Vista
      7. Windows 7

      Works for me

    86. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also forgot Windows/286 Windows/386 which were 2.1 also Windows 2.0, also Windows 1.0

    87. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by red+star+hardkore · · Score: 1

      This is how it officially breaks down...

      Windows 1
      Windows 2 (+2.1)
      Windows 3 (+3.1)
      Windows 4 (95, 98, 98SE, ME)
      Windows 5 (2000, XP)
      Windows 6 (Vista)
      Windows 7...

    88. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Linker3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah - so you were imagining a Borg cluster of those.

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    89. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Windows

      Windows 2.x

      Windows 3.x

      Win 95/98/2000

      NT 4.0 [Merge from earlier numbering system]/XP/Server 2k3

      Vista

      Windows 7

      95/98/2000 were just minor releases (4.0, 4.1, 4.2]. NT 4.0 was turned into the fifth version of the windows OS with XP.

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    90. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Was that the one called "Windows 386" that had the terrible rapping-office-chick promo video?

      looked up the video...

      then came back and looked at your comment again...

      Oh it was promo not porno

      Damn was looking forward to the "rapping-office-chick prono video"

      Silly me

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    91. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      You forgot Windows 2.1

      As well as Windows 1.0...and yes, I have a copy on my five and a quarter floppy! It's right next to my stack of about 30 3.5 install disks for OS/2 2.0.

      Gotta love CGA!!!.....or was it EGA......I forget.

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    92. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      1. Windows
      2. Windows 2
      3. Windows 3.0
      4. Windows NT (NT 4)
      5. Windows 2000 (NT 5)
      6. Windows XP (NT 5.1)
      7. Windows Vista (NT 6)

      I seem to recall that even forgetting minor versions (like Windows 3.1) there were some other fairly significant other releases...what were they again...oh, yeah:

      1. Windows
      2. Windows 2
      3. Windows 3.0
      3.33 Windows 95/98 (first with co-operative multitasking)
      3.66 Windows NT 3 (first with 32-bit)
      4. Windows NT (NT 4)
      5. Windows 2000 (NT 5)
      6. Windows XP (NT 5.1)
      7. Windows Vista (NT 6)

    93. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      Let's just hope that 7 > 6. Didn't work out that 6 > 5.

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    94. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Pshaw. You and your antiquated 5.25" 360k disks are so behind the times.

      I have it on three 3.5" 720k disks.

      Windows 1.01 forever!

      I actually bought it. Was the last version of Windows I paid for until Win2000.

      Rookie. We all know that DOS 6.22 with the 4DOS command.com replacement was the bestest OS EVAR! :)

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    95. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 1.01 forever!

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.

    96. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      There's something (XP), missing (XP) from your list (XP).

      I wonder (XP) what it could be (XP)?

      Windows
      Windows 2
      Windows 3.x
      Win 95/NT/98/Me
      Win 2k/XP/2k3
      Vista
      Windows 7

      No there's not.

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    97. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by sorak · · Score: 0

      I dunno, it works out if you do consumer OSs:
      Win 3
      Win 95
      Win 98
      Win ME
      Win XP
      Vista
      Win 7

      Umm...Wasn't there a windows 2, or an original windows, or did they skip straight to Windows 3.1?

    98. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      In any event, the grandparent's recitation of versions is correct, and Windows 7 is the 7th major version of the Windows kernel.

      Except, of course, that it skips Windows NT, which was a major change to the kernel.

      You could substitute NT for XP, but XP was also a pretty big change to the kernel, especially to make direct hardware access in certain instances to increase performance work better. Although DirectX was available to NT, it was quite limited compared to what XP (or even Win2K) could do.

      Basically, if you think Vista is a "major" change from XP, then XP is a "major" change from NT, and so Vista is the seventh version of Windows. But, like everything else from Microsoft, it takes some kind of update before it's really ready, so then the successor to Vista really will be "Windows 7" (at least, the non-beta version).

    99. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, it works out if you do consumer OSs:
      Win 3
      Win 95
      Win 98
      Win ME
      Win XP
      Vista
      Win 7

      Incorrect, I have Windoew 1.0 and 2.0 and ther was windows 3.11 .....

    100. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      What About Bob?

      Leave Bob out of this, he's on crack.

    101. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by steelfood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Windows ME actually removed the underlying DOS and replaced it with an emulator. Unfortunately, a lot of things still expected actual DOS, and so broke under ME. Back then, when things crashed, it took the whole system down with it.

      A friend of mine put the DOS binaries back into ME, and it ran quite well afterwards.

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    102. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by cptdondo · · Score: 1

      Or maybe because it's the system they wish they'd released in 2007?

    103. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by electrictroy · · Score: 4, Informative

      >>>Per the wiki, Win 95, 98, and ME are all revisions of version 4, which makes xp 5, vista 6, and 7 7.


      No, no, no. You see the "consumer" 16/32-bit version of Windows is dead. It was never updated after Win98/ME. The current versions we use are actually part of the "professional" 32/64-bit NT line, and the major releases include:


      Windows NT 3.1 (which was actually 1.0, but Microsoft called it 3.1 for marketing reasons)*
      Windows NT 4.0 (1996)
      Windows NT 5.0 (Windows 2000)
      Windows NT 5.1 (XP in 2001)
      Windows NT 6.0 (Vista in 2006)
      Windows NT 7.0 (Windows 7)

      * Another reason it may have been called 3.1, was because it was originally supposed to be a joint IBM-Microsoft release of OS/2 3.0 but which later fell apart.

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    104. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, they should follow Sun's example: SunOS 4, Solaris 2, Solaris 2.5, Solaris 2.5.2, Solaris 2.6, Solaris 7,

    105. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by dcray2000 · · Score: 1

      There was also a Windows 1.x, 2.x, Windows 286, Windows 386, etc... I think this is more like Windows 14. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_2.0

    106. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by electrictroy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Windows is actually TWO families of programs, and each family follows a divergent path:

      Family 1 (MS-DOS based shells)
      Windows 1.0
      Windows 2.0
      Windows 3.0
      Windows 3.1
      Windows 95
      Windows 98
      Windows ME
      DEAD (no longer updated by Microsoft)

      Family 2:
      IBM/microsoft OS/2 1.0 (joint venture)
      IBM/microsoft OS/2 2.0 (joint)
      IBM/microsoft OS/2 3.0 (never-released prototype)
      Windows NT 3.1 (the program that resulted after microsoft split from IBM)
      Windows NT 4.0 (1996)
      Windows NT 5.0 (Windows 2000)
      Windows NT 5.1 (XP in 2001)
      Windows NT 6.0 (Vista in 2006)
      Windows NT 7.0 (Windows 7)

      I hope that clears things up, and it makes sense when viewed in that manner. Windows 7 is a logical progression of programs over the last ~25 years.

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    107. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Maybe they count like this:
      1, 2, skip a few, 95, XP!

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    108. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by T-Ranger · · Score: 4, Informative

      There were exactly two differences between 3.0 and 3.1:

      3.1 had support for 386 protected mode. And one of the two included games were different.

    109. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first consumer OS Microsoft produced was Windows 95.

      Uh, No.

      The first OS Microsoft produced was MS-DOS in 1981, which is a descendent of QDOS (Quick and Dirty Operating System).

      I think Microsoft should add QDOS to their Windows line of OSes to reflect their quality.

    110. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7 sins: Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy and Pride...

    111. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Yet Windows 95 (arguably) made Microsoft as a company, and (arguably) since then only the internals of the OS have changed.

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    112. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      But will Windows 7 really have kernel version 6.1? Correct me if I'm wrong (I don't use Windows, after all), but isn't NT 6.1 used for Windows Server 2008?

      Server 2008 reports as "6.0.6001".

    113. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Apathy451 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can't wait for the commercials of Windows Se7en being released. Morgan Freeman, fresh off a Mac commercial, signing for the package and having Brad Pitt pace around screaming, "What's in the box?!"

      Come to think of it...
      http://therawfeed.com/pix/steve_ballmer-2.jpg
      http://www.theambler.com/images/KevinSpaceySe7en.jpg

      Oh shit, I think we're on to something.

    114. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NT4 and 2000 were huge upgrades from their predecessors. XP and Vista were just visual enhancements.

    115. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one "upgrade" that I wont to do. I mean after using Windows 2000, why would I want to go back a few centuries to Windows 7? Thats like just 4 versions aboove Windows 3.11 isnt it? I would go back to Windows 97 before i go back to Windows 7!

    116. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by pointbeing · · Score: 1

      I know they sucked and hardly anyone used them, but that kind of overlooks Windows v1 & v2. I think it makes more sense if you go with the major steps of the UI:

      1. Windows 1 - Initial release.
      2. Windows 2 - Now with over-lapping Windows!
      3. Windows 3 - And pseudo 3D effects!
      4. Windows 9x (& ME) - Look Ma, we can multitask without... Oh, never mind.
      5. Windows XP - So easy a toddler could use it... Which might explain why it looks a lot like Duplo.
      6. Windows Vista - UAC: Making your PC more secure by training you to click "Yes" to everything!
      7. Windows 7 - What do you want us to fsck up today?

      Um - no. Windows 5 = Windows 2000. Windows 5.1 = Windows XP.

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    117. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a copy of windows .98b right before I got my copy of Windows 1.0, Windows 1.1, and 1.2 :)

    118. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by electrictroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even GEOS on the lowly Commodore 64 was a better OS than Windows 1, 2, or 3.
      (Compare: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Windows1.0.png versus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:GeOS_Commodore_64.gif )

      Worthless pieces-of-junk. It wasn't until Win95 that Microsoft finally produced something usable, and of course they did it by copying the Macintosh's Finder interface (even the trashbin), so of course it was good.

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    119. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Windows 7.7 with service pack 7 - that's got a certain ring to it. I can hear the coins pouring out of the slot machines already.

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    120. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Windows Seven is actually 6.1, so if 2000/XP are both 5, why aren't Vista/Seven both 6?

    121. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by mathx314 · · Score: 0

      So when you're done you'll wish it was your head in the box?

    122. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Right because we all know that MS has to go by the revision number when naming things. Just because those were all considered revisions doesn't mean they can't each be counted. They were all releases and starting at 3.0 which was the first really useful windows version, you've got 7. From the user standpoint each of those was a separatish OS. I doubt that marketing is going to go by builds or versions that the vast majority of people aren't going to know or care about.

      If that's not good enough for you we could just go 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, Win 95, Win XP, Win Vista, 7.

    123. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by lseltzer · · Score: 1

      Duh. Here are the versions:

      1: Windows 1.0
      2: Windows 2.0
      3: Windows NT 3.x/Windows 3.x (both used internal x.x versions)
      4: Windows NT 4.0/Windows 9x/Me (both used internal 4.x versions)
      5: Windows 2000
      6: Windows XP
      7: Windows 7

    124. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

      What about Windows2000? You can SAY that it wasn't REALLY a "consumer OS" all you want, but the fact is that for a while there when you went to buy a new computer as a home user, Win2k was a popular option.

    125. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Funny

      since we're on Slashdot I'll burn some karma

      Where else would you burn karma? Hindu.org?

    126. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      My windows vista reports its version number as version 6 in the command prompts when you ask it.
      Looks like windows 7 is version 7 to me.

      Where do you guys (slashdot, not the parent) get your facts? The current builds are probably based off of vista or something, so they may still be 6.1, but i imagine Win 7 will be version 7, as planned.
      -Taylor

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    127. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's 13, IIIX is 7.

    128. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      The big difference was 3.1 to 3.11.

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    129. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, that's good...

      Freeman: Hi, I'm a Mac
      Pitt: And I'm a PC.
      Freeman: So, PC, what's in the box?
      Pitt: I dunno, something Linux gave me.
      Spacey: Hey guys. Go ahead and open it. Hope you like surprises.

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    130. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by jht · · Score: 5, Informative

      Going back in history, here were the versions and reasons for numbering (I was in the channel back in those days so I still remember a lot of this):

      Windows 1.0 - program launcher that competed with things like Desqview.

      Windows 2.x - A full "environment" that also shipped as a runtime for programs that required a GUI on DOS. PageMaker was a good example, it came with the Windows runtime. Also available as a version with rudimentary 386 support

      Windows 3.0 - This was the first version of Windows most users saw back then. It supported 386 mode fully, and was really the first version to be used as a full-time GUI by most folks. They made a huge retail push back then to get it out there. Windows 3 was the first version to be produced post-IBM split and pretty much killed the OS/2 market in infancy.

      Windows 3.1 was an improvement to 3.0. It also was released around the same time as the first NT version, so for marketing reasons NT 1.0 was labeled as NT 3.1, so as to help them differentiate between the "pro" and "consumer" Windows versions.

      3.11, Windows for Workgroups, etc. were all branches off this tree.

      Windows NT continued to evolve to the 3.5 and 3.51 branches. Meanwhile, Microsoft kept working on a DOS-based version of Windows that was initially called "Chicago" in-house and was versioned as Windows 4.0. That became Windows 95 when it shipped. Windows 95 was the basis for Windows 95 OSR2 (added initial USB support and some other stuff), Windows 98, and finally Windows ME. Thus endeth the DOS-based line of Windows.

      Meanwhile, Windows NT was revved up to 4.0, gaining the Windows 95 GUI and moving video and printing into the kernel. This bought big performance improvements but at the cost of introducing us to the modern BSOD (most fatal errors back then seemed to trace down to the video drivers). NT 4 became the basis for NT 5.0, which became known to us as Windows 2000.

      Windows 200 introduced USB support to Windows, along with some of the usability improvements that were in consumer Windows at the time and also brought us Active Directory - their attempt to dethrone Novell as directory services king.

      It worked.

      Windows 2000 still really wasn't a "consumer-worthy" OS, so for NT 5.1 they focused on the user experience. They prettied up the UI, added features like System Restore, and split the desktop OS into Home and Professional versions. It became Windows XP.

      Meanwhile on the server side, Microsoft was taking that same kernel and rebuilding it into a successor to Windows 2000 Server. It, in turn, became Windows 2003 Server (version 5.2).

      The next project was to produce a successor OS. The codebase got revved up to what became Windows 6.0, and it wound up coming out as Windows Vista and, after a year's more development the server version became Windows Server 2008. Both are based on the 6.0 codebase.

      So now comes Windows 7.0 - the server version will be AKA Windows Server 2008 R2 and will break into a 64-bit version only.

      So the numbering overlapped for a while, but if you look at the original Windows history and then pick up NT from there it mostly makes sense. There have been some branches and dead ends (All the 16-bit Windows versions after 95, CE, XP Embedded), but the main line goes 16-bit to 95, then picks up 32-bit with NT and goes 32-bit and up only with 2000 (5.0) and beyond.

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    131. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. You could still 'Exit from Windows' to DOS in early versions of 95. The only reason DOS 7 and Windows 4 got melded together as Win95 was to cut DR-DOS out of the market. It wasn't until Windows ME that the underlying MS-DOS was really hidden.

      deniable, you correct... and not until XP was DOS non-existent from the OS and became the command prompt of today.

    132. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ``MS set the entire computer industry back by at least half a decade by pawning that trash off on the consumer market.''

      That is to say, the users set the world back because they massively went with Windows 95. They could have chosen something else...say, OS/2, SLS, or Slackware, all of which were available at the time.

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    133. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2000 Wasn't consumer? Huh.

    134. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      heh, yeah, but only the first one was the one I belived in.

      XP to me seems to be the polished consumer version of 2k with some of the improvements in 2k3. But I doubt 2k/xp/2k3 are really seen as various generations of NT within Microsoft.

    135. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 5, Funny

      actually, her full designation is "Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One."

      but i don't really watch Star Trek...

    136. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Maybe they interpret the greater than sign to mean "bigger than"? 6 is definitely bigger than 5 :)

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    137. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Well, others have pretty much shot my theory down anyway, but yeah - MS was pushing ME at the time and considered 2000 to be the next "pro" version, like NT 3.1, 3.5, and 4.0.

      It looks like they are just going with their internal engineering numbering for the product name, which happens to be a lucky 7. Happy marketing coincidence :)

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    138. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The kernel is 6.1

      6+1=7

    139. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yup, funny how they get their marketing all wrong-like sometimes. ME was such a dud... but it was their "consumer version", even if it made baby Jesus cry.

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    140. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      X - III = 7

    141. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Krneki · · Score: 1

      7 like the seven cardinal sins?

      I guess you had to be very evil in your previous life to be forced now to use Windows for the next years.

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    142. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Stealth210 · · Score: 1

      FWIW, Windows 3.0 existed, as did 1 and 2.

    143. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummmm no? look closer. (5. Windows XP)

    144. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Aphoxema · · Score: 2, Insightful

      HOLY GOD, That was worse than Bill and Jerry and Don't Copy That Floppy combined. Unfortunately, I can't have a nervous break down just yet, I still have to work another 5 hours.

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    145. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      At least the story has the Borg Gates icon. So it's on-topic. Good work.

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    146. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, some of us live in a Country that just celebrated "Columbus Day" when Christopher Columbus "discovered" America.

      Never mind that there were people living here already.

      If we can have the cognitive dissonance to celebrate this day, then we can certainly ignore Windows versions prior to 3.11. :)

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    147. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because it has everything Mac OS 7 had... :)

      ow... wait... their at number 10.5 already.

    148. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      C'mon, this is Microsoft marketing. MS pr0n would be like some hideous fungal Third-World torture snuff.

      And you were looking forward to it?!?! O_o

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    149. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by McFortner · · Score: 1

      They must have done the math on a computer using the original Pentium chip....

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    150. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strictly speaking, Windows 95 was Windows 4.0, 98 was Windows 4.1, and ME was Windows 4.9.

    151. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by chromeshadow · · Score: 1

      Great idea! All of the racist AC twerps on /. would orgasm to death, and MS would be sued into oblivion. Win-win!

    152. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also on Office Software:

      Windows 3.11
      WinNT
      Win2000
      Win2003
      WinXP Pro
      Vista Enterprise

    153. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Scannerman · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone really used windows 1.0 - on machines of the time it was imposibly slow, Windows 2 wasn't too bad, especially on a 386.

      I always believed that the first release of NT was called NT 3.1 because it had a nearly identical interface to the 16 bit Windows 3.1, although as I recall it took forever for the trutype fonts etc. to catch up. (NT 3.5 maybe, I didn't use it at the time)

      NT was really a server operating system at that time, I dont remember anyone (except maybe for CAD or scientific simulation work) using NT on the desktop until the NT 5 beta (which then became windows 2000)

    154. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by electrictroy · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Yes but they were not part of the current family. That "line" of programs has come to a halt:

      Family 1 (MS-DOS based shells)
      Windows 1.0
      Windows 2.0
      Windows 3.0
      Windows 3.1
      Windows 95
      Windows 98
      Windows ME
      DEAD (no longer updated by Microsoft)

      Family 2:
      IBM/microsoft OS/2 1.0 (joint venture)
      IBM/microsoft OS/2 2.0 (joint)
      IBM/microsoft OS/2 3.0 (never-released prototype)
      Windows NT 3.1 (the program that resulted after microsoft split from IBM)
      Windows NT 4.0 (1996)
      Windows NT 5.0 (Windows 2000)
      Windows NT 5.1 (XP in 2001)
      Windows NT 6.0 (Vista in 2006)
      Windows NT 7.0 (Windows 7)

      I hope that clears things up, and it makes sense when viewed in that manner. Windows 7 is a logical progression of the NT family over the last ~25 years.

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    155. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      Everybody is ignoring Windows NT 5.2 (Server 2003 in 2003). Also Windows NT 6.0 includes Server 2008 as well as Vista.

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    156. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Atti+K. · · Score: 1

      6: windows 2000, server 2000, ME

      What? You're mentioning 2000 and ME on the same line? And keep a straight face?

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    157. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      NT 3 goes in there with Win 3, NT4 with 9x/Me, and 2000/XP are 5.

      The only thing that's really unusual here is 7 being 7 when the kernel is still 6.x.

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    158. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by God+of+Lemmings · · Score: 1

      Windows 1.0 and Windows 2.0 weren't consumer OSs?

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    159. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There you go. If you combine your answer with the answer from the article you get.

            1. Windows
            2. Windows 2
            3. Windows 3.0
            4. Windows 9x (95,98,ME)
            5. Windows XP
            6. Windows Vista
            7. Windows 7

    160. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Stealth210 · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree and was not disputing the line between DOS-based Windows versions and NT. I just didn't catch that you typed "Windows NT 3.1". I just saw Windows 3.1 and my mind translated that to the 16 bit line.

      But, from what I can tell this will be NT 6.1 and not a 7.0 for Windows 7.

    161. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      This does make sense. I was about to say you forgot NT and 2000, but those were not consumer OSes. I was then going to say you forgot Windows 3.1 and Windows 98 SE, but those were really just revisions. Any Windows prior to Windows 3 was really just workplace, so, yeah, makes sense that this is the 7th consumer incarnation of Windows.

      Actually, this works for the Professional market as well -
      Windows 3.11 for Workgroups
      Windows NT 3.5
      Windows NT 4
      Windows 2000
      Windows XP
      Windows Vista
      Windows 7

    162. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      There was a Windows 1 and 2 before 3.

      I suppose you could say that Win95 is 4.0, 98 is 4.1 and ME is 4.2, and get Windows 7 that way.

    163. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

      Version 6.22 did introduce "undelete" to the MS-DOS world. I know, because I purchased the 6.22 "Step-up" disk back in the stone ages.

    164. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 3 was not an OS, it was a program that run through DOS so therefor does not count.

      Windows 95
      Windows NT
      Windows 98
      Windows 2000
      Windows XP
      Windows Vista
      Windows 7

    165. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Stealth210 · · Score: 1

      Also, for completeness don't forget NT3.5 and 5.2(Server 2k3). Also, whatever one Server 2008 is.

    166. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Skrapion · · Score: 1

      If you read the summary, you'd see that Windows 7 is NT 6.1.

      But I assume marketing made the same mistake you did: if Vista was the sixth version of Windows, then the next one must be the seventh!

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    167. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by rpmayhem · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Windows 7 is actually version 6.1 (last I heard this was the case).

    168. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by methuselah · · Score: 1

      there was a win 386 and 286 that I know of

    169. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      No, but it was a point update as there wasn't really that much new. It was the first retail release with FAT32, but Win95 SP2 had it first for OEM release only. It also did a scandisk every time you rebooted due to a system crash - quite frequent in those days. It had some pretty new icons, and some of the stuff from the Windows 95 Plus Pack such as font antialiasing and scheduled progs now came as standard.

    170. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      3.1 also shipped with True type Font support as well, which wasn't available as a base option in 3.0. In addition, Windows 3.1 was the first version to support 32-bit disk access.

      Sure 3.0 and 3.1 were quite similar, but at it's heart Windows 98 also wasn't much different than Windows 95 SP2 with IE4 bundled in.

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    171. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Yep, you're right, I forgot DOS :). What I should have said that it was the first consumer OS in the Windows family.

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    172. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Well, Linux distro's are Shells if you look at it this way; which X runs on top-of!

      Huh? A Linux distro is not a shell. Linux distros provide shells, but are obviously far more than that, most importantly, they include the kernel.

      The analogous package to Windows 3 would indeed be X. Nobody thinks X alone is an operating system do they?

      Still an OS! Just because it wasn't GUI'ized means nothing really

      What wasn't "GUI'ized"? Windows 3? You aren't making sense.

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    173. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Microsoft needs luck. Good luck Windows, gaining more market share than Linux or OS X.

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    174. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I dont remember anyone (except maybe for CAD or scientific simulation work) using NT on the desktop until the NT 5 beta (which then became windows 2000)

      There were a lot of us. What you have to remember is that NT 3.51 was solid as a rock, and NT 4.0 was too, minus the occasional disastrous service pack. Given the options available at the time, I _never_ knew anyone who was a professional developer that chose the Windows 95 route. Windows 2000 and XP were logical growths out of the NT line, and were both quite decent, not losing stability even if gaining a lot of bloat. Some improvements always came too: Explorer in particular was really horrible up through 2000, but with XP it became merely awful. I was amused to see it was still pretty awful in Vista, too.

      For home use, I finally caved and bought Windows 95 because there was too much 32-bit software I couldn't run, but that didn't last long. Within a months I switched to NT 3.51 and stayed on the Windows NT course (through XP) until I finally switched last machine to Linux earlier this year.

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    175. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Forget the people living here, there were people from parts of Europe and Asia trading with the people living here already.

      Maybe when our children grow up learning that Columbus wasn't the only person that believed the world was round, but rather was the only person that believed it was significantly smaller than it actually is, we can start rethinking the Columbus Day thing. Of course, I had to work yesterday, as I always have on Columbus Day.

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    176. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, and this is why no-one who knows anything will claim that X is an operating system, or that any of the many window managers or desktop managers are operating systems. All the original DOS-based Windows releases were effectively more like KDE or Gnome.

      So, to review, there is an operating system and stuff that runs on top of the operating system. Most people associate the operating system with what they can see. These are the people who want to see what Linux "looks like" and expect you to show them something on the screen. Then there are the people who use Operating System to mean some layer that abstracts straight hardware calls to operating system calls and provides some level of functionality to allow programs to run, schedule these programs and so on. They refer to the NT kernel and some related services as an operating system and explorer.exe as a shell.

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    177. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by thetartanavenger · · Score: 1

      Yup, my secondary school (high school for you Americans) had it installed on a load of 186's. And if I remember correctly they were on a token ring connected to a 286 as the server!!

      Can't quite remember why they were networked or indeed why we had them because you literally couldn't do anything except use an ancient version of paint. Either that or if you worked out how to get into DOS there was an rpg although if you were caught playing it you were banned! Ah, good times..

      Sods law they upgraded them the year I left in 1996!!!

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    178. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      It's probably NT 6.1 now, but will be NT 7.0 when finally released. It doesn't really make sense to say "6.1" because this is not a trivial update to Vista (NT 6.0)... from what I've read the next version will be a major rewrite.

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    179. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot about 3.51 (between 3.1 and 4.0) after DEC team "purchase" - which really made Windows NT - version 3.1 was almost impossible to use.

    180. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Convector · · Score: 1

      That's right, despite always being cited to be the first to discover America, Columbus was the last person to discover America (even that's not true, since he never went to the mainland). Heck, he wasn't even the first European to do so.

    181. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > Windows NT 3.1 (which was actually 1.0, but Microsoft called it 3.1 for marketing reasons)*

      Not it wasn't -- it was called 3.1 because of licensing issues.

    182. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      They never existed. :)

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    183. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      Um - no. That wasn't a list of kernel versions, which is completely different list since the Windows 1.x-ME versions all sat on top of DOS to some extent, even if it was just a stub near the end. I was describing the main visible changes in the UI design and where they debuted rather than the changes to the OS kernels. Since Windows 2000 is an improved version of NT4 with the Windows 9x interface it technically sits at #4, but since it didn't gain much use on the desktop outside of a relatively small number of corporates I didn't include it.

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    184. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by nutshell42 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I prefer to think of it as "they managed to get us through the 16 to 32 bit transition without everything imploding." Look at Itanium to see how it could have gone horribly wrong.

      Lots of people depended on lots of 16bit software that used too many hacks for it to work at acceptable speeds on an emulation layer (on 1995 hardware, of course).

      Win95/98 was necessary. WinME was a spawn of satan though.

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    185. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 3.0 and 3.1 are very different animals. Even more different than Windows 98 vs. ME. Try to run all those cool Windows 3.1x apps on Windows 3.0 and let me know how that works out for you.

    186. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't really that there was a powerful CLI. There's nothing wrong with a CLI.

      The problem is that Microsoft tried to pretend there wasn't. It was cool in the day to be a 'true' GUI system because the Macites touted that as one of the sacred virtues of the Mac. Of course when the Mac finally got a decent shell they started Macing fun of Windows for only having DOS.

      The other problem is that the CLI in question was DOS and DOS was a nightmare.

    187. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      No, No, No. NT did not derive from OS/2. And it was never released as OS/2 win nt history. It was supposed to be a new foundation for OS/2 3.0, but never was. All the OS/2 subsystems were switched with Windows equivalents. You might be better off including VMS, instead of OS/2 as the NT team hailed from DEC.

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    188. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Emb3rz · · Score: 1

      You subtract from Roman Numerals by placing the number to be subtracted prior to the number you start with. To follow the rules, though, you'd probably have to do VII (5+1+1).

    189. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by XLR8DST8 · · Score: 1

      no they're just taking a cue from Dante & bringing us straight to the Seventh Circle of Hell.

    190. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by zukinux · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it works out if you do consumer OSs: Win 3 Win 95 Win 98 Win ME Win XP Vista Win 7

      fixed that for you :
      Win 1 (1985)
      Win 2 (87,89)
      Win 3 (and all it's versions including NT for workgroups, etc)
      Win 95
      Win NT 4.0 (96)
      Win 98
      Win ME
      Win 2000
      Win XP
      Win CE
      Win 2003
      Vista
      Windows Home server
      Win 2008
      Win 7 [Should actually be 15 or 11 if you would like to delete some for being not for clients [at-all]
      for more info : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Windows check the time-line of releases.
      Someone at MS is bluffing, it's not the 7'th Windows, if it's the 7'th version of kernel they could actually call it Windows 100, since they could change number, they actually control it :] :)
      good luck.

    191. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by mr_dole · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here is what Microsoft says for its Desktop OS history.. http://www.microsoft.com/windows/WinHistoryDesktop.mspx

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    192. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by WebmasterNeal · · Score: 0

      Or why not windows 9. The consumer doesn't care about kernels anyways. 3 Win 3 4 Win 95 5 Win 98 6 Win ME 7 Win XP 8 Vista 9 Win 7

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    193. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by rssrss · · Score: 1

      Windows 2000? Still the forgotten child. And what about the server versions like Windows 2003?

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    194. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine if they went one more number and said "Windows X"? :)

      It'd be a real fanboy shitstorm in here. I'm already waiting for the "Mac hit version 7 back in 1990!" comments.

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    195. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on how you look at it, I guess. I remember being at a "Chicago" Beta conference where they explained how some of the Win16<->Win32 stuff worked. It was actually a pretty beautiful hack :) (Given the circumstances... They didn't have enough time to do the right thing, which involved rewriting all of the API calls)

    196. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      The correct comparison here would be:
      DOS - Core OS - Linux
      Windows 95 - GUI Shell - X Windows

      Although I'm not sure that is entirely accurate.

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    197. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by eneville · · Score: 1

      I think this is no different to the MS Word numbering. They skipped revision 5 and jumped straight to version 6. Now they're jumping 6 and going to 7. It's just typical bent logic like normal from MS.

    198. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Grant_Watson · · Score: 1

      You seem to jest under the assumption that Windows will have a point release at some future date. I don't think Microsoft's marketing arm will allow that ever again.

    199. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is bullshit. There is no emulator. It just didn't allow the bootloader to boot to command.com. Please cite a source for this.

      XP replaced DOS with an emulator(and no, cmd.exe is a shell, not an emulator).

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    200. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except, of course, that it skips Windows NT, which was a major change to the kernel.

      NT is not a kernel edit from previous versions of Windows. It is an entirely different kernel dressed up with a similar UI.

      Hence the hardware incompatibilities compared to the consumer-grade Windows.

    201. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More plausible is as follows:

      Win 1.x
      Win 2
      Win 3.x (Windows 3.x, WfW 3.x, NT 3.x)
      Win 4 (NT 4 arguably 95, 98, me)
      Win 5.x (2000, XP)
      Win 6 (Vista)
      Win 7 (Windows 7)

      The anomaly would be that Windows 7 is kernel 6.1, which would traditionally leave it as win 6.x along with Vista.

    202. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by BUL2294 · · Score: 1

      3.1 had support for 386 protected mode. And one of the two included games were different.

      Wrong... Windows 3.0, 3.0a, 3.0 with Multimedia Extensions, 3.1, 3.11, WfW 3.10, and WfW 3.11 all had 386 Enhanced Mode--which allowed you to run multiple DOS applications simultaneously utilizing Virtual 8086 mode of all 386+ processors. All the above versions, excluding WfW 3.11, also had (286) Standard Mode...

      The differences between 3.0 and 3.1 were huge... 3.1 included TrueType, better networking support (with full protected-mode support in WfW, which didn't require any DOS drivers), built-in screen savers (which killed the market for Berkeley's "After Dark" program), the ability to run in 386 Enhanced mode while running memory managers like EMM386 or QEMM, built-in basic multimedia support (3.0 with Multimedia Extensions was OEM-only), and the first GPFs & BSODs with a real attempt at error trapping--3.0 could only give "Unavoidable Application Errors" which would usually crash Windows. And only one of the games was changed--Reversi in 3.0 was replaced with Minesweeper in 3.1x. Solitaire existed in both versions...

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    203. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

      What really annoys me is the forking and joining of the client and server kernels.

      Windows XP x64 Edition is actually NT 5.2 (as this version of XP was actually based off of the Server 2003 kernel, and not the Windows XP kernel).

    204. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It came on a cassette!

        Like, rad!

    205. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Nebu · · Score: 1

      What wiki? So you are saying that it goes:
      Win 1
      Win 2
      Win 3
      Win 4 (95, 98, ME)
      Win 5 (NT 3, NT 4, 2000, XP)
      Win 6 (Vista)
      Win 7

      That's plausible except for grouping the entire history of NT up until Vista as one big version. Then again, it also fits into what I was saying if they only count consumer OSs and XP is the only version of NT that "counts" prior to Vista.

      No, it goes:

      1. Windows 1.0 to 3.0
      2. Windows 95
      3. Windows 98
      4. Windows ME
      5. Windows XP
      6. Windows Vista
      7. Windows 7

      Re-read the summary. He said "the seventh release of Windows" (emphasis added), not the 7th version of windows. 95, 98 and ME are essentially the same version (as you noted in your breakdown) from a technology perspective, but they are different releases from a marketting perspectives.

    206. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Nebu · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it works out if you do consumer OSs: Win 3

      There were two versions of Windows before Windows 3, that's why they called it Windows 3. And Windows 3 wasn't an OS, it was a shell that ran on top of DOS.

      Notice, though, that the guy from the summary doesn't say that this is the 7th OS made by Microsoft, but rather than this is the 7th release of Windows. Thus it's somewhat irrelevant whether or not Windows 3 is an OS or not.

    207. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by up2ng · · Score: 1
      Yeah
      Can I play with madness ? From "A Seventh Son of a Seventh Son" by Iron Maiden

      Give me the sense to wonder
      To wonder if Im free
      Give me a sense of wonder
      To know I can be me
      Give me the strength to hold my head up
      Spit back in their face
      Dont need no key to unlock this door
      Gonna break down the walls
      Break out of this bad place

      Can I play with madness - The prophet stared at his crystal ball
      Can I play with madness - Theres no vision there at all
      Can I play with madness - The prophet looked and he laughed at me
      Can I play with madness - He said youre blind too blind to see

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    208. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by springbox · · Score: 1

      Don't use all of the bits

    209. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No other computer was powerful enough to run it.

    210. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHAT'S IN THE BOX????????

    211. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by neoform · · Score: 1

      I loaded those names into an array and what do you know, it's actually windows 6. Shows what you know.

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    212. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      In 1996 here in the United States, my school was still using Apple IIs and electronic typewritters for typing classes.

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    213. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by marquinhocb · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that's correct - there was a big hubbub about SP1 updating the kernel to match the Server 2008 kernel, i.e. 6.1.

      I have windows server 2008 and it doesn't say this (it says 6.0 build 6001, same as vista SP1), but that version doesn't make any sense - if Vista was 6.0, and SP1 updated the kernel... how can it still be 6.0? At the very least, if it was a minor change (which it wasn't), it'd be 6.0.1.

      So it seems like this blog writer didn't really do their research (also shown by the fact that they have XP as NT 5.1, it was actually NT 5.5), and are actually incorrect.

      Shame on you slashdot, shame!

    214. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually it made me more think of Windows Seven, but that's just me. A few parts bloat, some OS X envy and some lust for world dominance and you're pretty much there.

      Perhaps they could have William Shatner run the ad campaign.

    215. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      LOL... you just re-created my original list! :)

      Except I didn't mention anything lower than 3.

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    216. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      3.33 Windows 95/98 (first with co-operative multitasking)

      Pre-emptive multitasking, actually. Co-operative is what the versions prior to that had.

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    217. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      Youngster, That's nothing compared to CP/M. Storing programs on 8" floppies, writing within 64K of memory...good times.

      I both cut my teeth, and taught on that OS and have been a better Programmer for it. DOS is for lawn trespassers..Speaking of which, I need my cane, I see some kids coming this way with some shiny OS toy.

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    218. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by zmokhtar · · Score: 1

      What about NT 3.5, NT 4, and 2000. You could argue NT was not for consumers, but Win2000 was a consumer release.

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    219. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      What does that make win2k? Win4.5?

      As for Se7en, maybe ms will (at least in Korea, and in Los Angeles) contract him to open windoze 7 in the US? (probably a far cry better than "Start Me Up", especially since Se7en is much younger, and ms probably needs a serious face lift...

      http://aznconcerts.blogspot.com/2008/04/se7en-who-is-scheduled-to-release-his.html

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    220. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      IIRC the actual version numbers reported by the API are (i've left out the obvious ones)

      95: 4.0
      98: 4.1
      ME: 4.2
      2K: NT 5.0 (NT is a seperate flag reported along with the version number
      XP: NT 5.1
      vista: NT 6

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    221. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      and i think server 2K3 and XP proffesional x64 edition are NT 5.2 though i'm not positive on that.

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    222. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by David+Gerard · · Score: 1
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    223. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Do you have a source that it is both 1: reporting version 6.1 now and 2: will still be reporting 6.1 by the time it is released.

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    224. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by not-my-real-name · · Score: 1

      That was...disturbing

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    225. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by ScreamingCactus · · Score: 1

      What about NT and 2000?

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    226. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      If you ran a win16 application then the entire system dropped down to cooperative multitasking and your 32bit apps were just along for the klunky ride.
      Afiact the 32 bit apps were preemptively multitasked with each other. A 32 bit app hanging would not bring the system down regardless of if 16 bit apps were doing.

      The problem was a lot of the system relied on the 16 bit side so if a 16 bit app hung the whole gui hung :(

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    227. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Yet they aren't doing the same this time round with the 32 bit to 64 bit transition. Thier current 64 bit OS requires signed 64 bit drivers which basically means if you need to use any unusual hardware (say my mplab ICD2) you are stuck on 32 bit for the forseeable future. They also made the default install location for 32 bit apps on 64 bit windows one that contains brackets breaking some apps.

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    228. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I would think it's more likely that they just added 1 to vistas internal version number (which is 6.0)

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    229. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the number is simple to figure out. They have been using NT version numbers since NT 4. XP was were they merged the 2 operating systems and it's version is 5 because of that. Vista's official version is 6. Most OS's that are in development by Microsoft are versioned with the previous version of the OS. XP followed this and they changed it to 5 at RTM. They will most likely do the same with Windows 7

    230. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by lseltzer · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm a doofus. XP is Windows 5.1. Vista is 6.0

    231. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by jimwhite467 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the informative post. Have you noticed that on this site, where most people appear to be very smart and pretty much know everything in computer science, the quality of dicussion is abysmal. There is so much hate, it probably violates some hate speech law! Jim

    232. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's Win2k?

    233. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      Maybe to avoid confusion they should name it "X Windows".

    234. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XP was a revision of 2k.

      Also, if you had paid attention, you'd notice 98/98SE/ME are also missing from that list - presumably because they were all revisions of 95 just like XP was a revision of 2k.

    235. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by nutshell42 · · Score: 1
      Yes.

      If you prefer to believe that someone at MS actually got half a brain you could interpret it like this: Vista 64 is the new NT. It's not meant for Joe Average, instead it is meant for a relatively small subset of power users in a relatively controlled environment (i.e. no crazy hardware and crappy legacy apps) so MS can get some real world usage data while reading the new 2000 and XP which will transition the rest of us to 64 bits.

      Of course, looking at the rest of Vista it's more likely that they were on crack.

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    236. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by dscaife · · Score: 1

      I heard that use of Windows Se7en is the primary cause of a certain mental disorder.

    237. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by ogfomk · · Score: 1

      That's just silly! You mean that if someone paid for it and it is known then it can be called a number. What about all the intentions I made to do well... Well, I never got recognized for intention. I think the kernel argument is a linux one and not Windows. Windows is marketing!

    238. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      No, it's Windows 7/9. Each release of this limited-edition operating system line is handcrafted and comes numbered and signed by the lead architect. It comes with a cerificate of authenticity unless you downloaded it off a P2P network.


      Well, at least a lot of /.ers would cheer if Windows turned out to be limited to nine major kernel releases.

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    239. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      If you read the summary, you'd see that Windows 7 is NT 6.1.

      If you read the article you'd see that this is yet another backwards compatibility hack. Like Windows 95 was Windows 4 but identified itself as Windows 3.95 in order to not confuse old applications, Windows 7 is Windows 7 but identifies itself as Windows 6.1.

      Yeah, Microsoft are really committed to keeping the poxt-XP Windowses conceptually clean.

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    240. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Actually she is called hot chick with tits we got to help ratings.

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    241. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be missing that Windows 3.1 (and other 16 bit windowses) were more than just shell and hardware drivers, there was virtual memory and cooperative multitasking which are OS traits, and that's why some people consider those an OS. However I agree that that doesn't make it an OS. On the other hand, Windows 95 was not very different from that, having DOS underneath, actually for more than a boot loader.

    242. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What? no it doesn't.

      NT had it's own kernel. Win 3,2,1 were on DOS.
      NT4 was also built on the NT kernels, 9x/ME were not. They were still strongly tied to DOS.

      2000,XP ALSO NT kernel.

      As far as just consumer 'windows' titles goes we have:
      Win 1
      Win 2
      Win 3
      win 3.11(There was significant change, not the least of which was networking.)
      NT 3.5 (New Kernel dev. W/ IBM)
      95
      98
      Bob
      Me
      2000
      Xp 32
      XP 64
      Vista Home 32/64
      Vista Home premium 32/64
      Vista Bus. 32/64
      Vista Ultimate 32/64

      Each one listed separately because each one is market separately can considered different by MS.

      I wonder if what MS considers a 'version' is tied to a wider market release of a set of products?

      Now one good argue that NT wasn't for the consumer, initially. MS's sales was server

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    243. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      OS/2 isn't windows.
      Yes, 'joint' developed, but do we really count unreleased R&D and failed products?

      It doesn't make sense because NT and Vista aren't from the same family. I.E. kernel.

      You missed 64 bit kernels.

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    244. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It was called 3.1(workstation) 3.5(server) becasue it was the third iteration of the Kernel, the first two being with IBM.

      Well, 3 at IBM, but the first one was an RnD PoC. The industry seldom counts those when versioning.

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    245. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Was network.

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    246. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You need to learn to see these things coming.

      Next time someone tells you about a horrible;e sounding video, stay away.

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    247. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by beav007 · · Score: 1

      Or they could use the name to reflect the inevitable quality of the release and call it Windows Beta Seven...

    248. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Lord+Jester · · Score: 1

      It is just one step below Vista. ;)

    249. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Skrapion · · Score: 1

      I did read the article, TYVM. Can the boys and girls at home figure out why I may not have read the text under the heading "Update 2"?

      The update to the article kind of explains the numbering, but the more I think about that explanation, the less it makes sense. The only code I can imagine it would help would be something like this:

      if(verString[0] == '6') use new features
      else use old features

      Hopefully that kind of code is pretty rare. Even if it's not, what is Microsoft planning to do? Never bump the major version of the kernel? It's not even like these applications can't be fixed. How many legacy applications has Vista really collected over a total of two years?

      Even then, we have compatibility mode, which -- in this case -- would actually be faced with a problem it can solve. That's something I haven't seen happen with any software written in the last eight years!

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    250. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Why is ME included with 95 and 98? As far as I'm aware, ME was the first consumer iteration of Windows that wasn't a DOS shell.

    251. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      There's something (XP), missing (XP) from your list (XP).

      I wonder (XP) what it could be (XP)?

      A lot of XP in there, shortly you will be able to level up.

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    252. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WinMe == 4.9
      Win2003 (all archs) & WinXP-64 == 5.2
      WinVista (both archs) == 6.0

      Haven't configured a Win2008 box yet, but it is supposed to report the same version number as WinVista.

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    253. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      You forget all about Windows NT, 4 versions as well as of course windows 2000 and considering that XP is an extension of windows 2000 Pro and Windows NT and that Windows ME was basically the dead end for the other code set, that really doesn't make any sense. It just sounds like more of a gamble, you know, lucky 7 and all that.

      The M$ executive teams seems a bit lost at the moment, their typical B$ marketing campaign that worked so well in the past has basically self destructed as no one believes it any more, so they are going the superstitious route in trying to sell this version, expect lots of lucky horse shoes, rabbits feet, four leaf clovers and knock on wood (not ballmer's head of course), themes in this version.

      Of course from the FOSS point of view, Windows 7 security, it's a crap shoot, roll a seven and you win, snakes eyes or box cars and crap(s) you loose, M$ security it's all in the odds, sometimes you win and sometimes you loose, so are you feeling lucky, then take the gamble on Windows 7 Security ;D (don't believe me, then read the warranty before you buy it, not after).

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    254. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's just great.... I hope it isn't Seven of nine, cause I can't take two more crappy releases after 7, before MS vanishes.

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    255. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot WinNT 3.1, WinNT 3.51, and WinNT 4.0. Bob doesn't count; even if it did, it doesn't fit between Win98 & WinMe. Most posts here have forgotten (or glossed over) the Win95 OSRs, and Win98 SE. There was a 16-bit Win 3.2 released AFAIK only in the far east (IIRC, it was essentially Win 3.11 with far east character support). Early NT releases definitely were not intended for the consumer; Win2000 sort of was, but it was targeted more at business desktops. Your post (and others) specify 32 & 64 bit WinXP & WinVista architectures, but neglect early NT version non-Intel architectures (Alpha, MIPS); of course, these also weren't intended for the consumer.

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    256. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed Win 2000

    257. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps Microsoft is going to punished for it's 7 sins this time.

    258. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by griblik · · Score: 1

      Wow. I've never seen that before. Allow me to share the joy.
      Making Seinfeld look good for dummies

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    259. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by electrictroy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>>>No, No, No. NT did not derive from OS/2.
      >

      Thanks for the correction. I revise my list like so:

      Family 2:
      Intel i860 prototype OS (never released)
      Windows NT 3.1 (actually 1.0 but named 3.1 for marketing reasons)
      Windows NT 4.0 (1996)
      Windows NT 5.0 (Windows 2000)
      Windows NT 5.1 (XP in 2001)
      Windows NT 6.0 (Vista in 2006)
      Windows NT 6.1? (Windows 7)

      Family 1 (MS-DOS based shells)
      Windows 1.0
      Windows 2.0
      Windows 3.0
      Windows 3.1
      Windows 95
      Windows 98/ME
      DEAD (no longer updated by Microsoft)

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    260. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      The NT kernel numbers were lined up with the "consumer" Windows kernel numbers with which they shared an interface. Therefore:
      Windows 1
      Windows 2
      Windows 3 - NT 3
      Windows 9x/Me - NT 4
      Windows 2000/XP (NT 5)
      Windows Vista (NT 6)

      BTW - 2000 had Intel 64-bit versions as well, and 3 or 4 different named versions because it was (like the previous NT Workstations), aligned with the server OS.

      They had a tendency to market the NT and desktop OS versions as complimentary, and this was heavily tied in with the use of similar interfaces in the versions. The idea was that even though they had trouble selling NT on the desktop beyond expensive workstations, they could push the consumer OS as being inter-operable and similar enough that it reduced training costs. This was especially important with the release of NT 3.1 (and forward), where they wanted people to think they could leverage their knowledge base in Windows 3.1 to build a network with higher-end workstations and servers, trying to pull market share from Novell and IBM.

      In the end, though, MS has never been particularly careful with their numbering. They changed the numbering on Visual C++ to align it with not only the NT and Windows version numbers, but also the Visual Basic version numbers, skipping 3.x completely. They skipped version 6 of Excel to align the Office application versions. Reversioned Word for Windows to align with the Word for DOS version (skipping from 2 to 6), Outlook's first version number in Office was 8, Access went from 2 to 7, and Visio went from 6 to 10 after MS picked it up.

      Of course, they could just increment the kernel to 7.0 when they get around to releasing Windows 7.

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    261. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      If W95/98/98SE and ME is version 4 and XP is 5, Vista and W7 is version 6.

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    262. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine actually counting Windows 1 and Windows 2, though. I mean, seriously, BeOS, or RISC OS for that matter, was more widely distributed than Windows 1 and Windows 2 combined.

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    263. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > There were two versions of Windows before Windows 3, that's why they called it Windows 3

      Theoretically, yes, but Windows 1 and Windows 2 made no significant impact on the field of computing. In terms of technical pioneering, they didn't do anything IBM and Quarterdeck hadn't done already, and in terms of market share they were only ever installed on a tiny percentage of computers. Windows 3 is the first release that actually matters.

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    264. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      It's not an emulator as such, but there were significant (albeit subtle) differences in the implementation from DOS 6.22 to the "DOS" that was built into Windows 9x/Me. From the compatibility problems that I encountered at the time, I became absolutely convinced that the "DOS" built into Windows 95 was not a minor revision of DOS 6, but a major rewrite, done by a different team than had developed DOS in the first place. It's not difficult to find DOS-based software that will run under almost any version of DOS but will not run, or will not run correctly, under the "DOS" that comes in Windows 95, even if the GUI is not loaded (i.e., if the system is booted in "MS-DOS mode").

      Combine that with the running-in-a-window thing, and it's easy to see where people got the idea that emulation was involved.

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    265. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Suckage is irrelevant. Windows 95 was a veritable vacuum pump.

      But Windows 1 and Windows 2 are, frankly, footnotes. Not only did nobody use them, nobody even *heard* about them at the time.

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    266. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      That explains the funky filesystem and oo API...

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    267. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Whats everyone got against the XP GUI? I think its pretty and non-(really)-obtrusive. And XP in general is quite a non-trashy system. I'll miss the damn thing. I pretty much grew up with the thing, along with some Win98 pains. Taught me a lot about computers (and patience). *sigh* I'm 15, andalready am acting like an old man. Thank god for /., really.

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    268. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by thetartanavenger · · Score: 1

      Crap, having re-read my post I meant 2001!! (I started secondary school in 96.... Must learn to actually read the preview!)

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    269. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Like what kind of incompatibilities? I found that every driver, app and bit of software in the 95/98/98SE command prompt only mode ran just as well as it did in DOS6.22.

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    270. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Per the wiki, Win 95, 98, and ME are all revisions of version 4, which makes xp 5, vista 6, and 7 7.

      Actually, XP is 5.1. 5.0 was Windows 2000. Remember that XP is derived from the NT branch, not the 95 branch.

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    271. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are coming from home edition side!!
      how about business side??
      Win NT 4.x, XP - 5, Vista - 6 and
      volla latest one 7!!!!!!!!

    272. Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Right, what is missing is a "new 9x", something to bring us most of the benifits of 64 bit without the huge compatibility issues of going pure 64 bit.

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  2. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I will wait for Windows 7.11 for Workgroups

    1. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7.11
      Now with Slurpees!

    2. Re:Hmmm by eebra82 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Windows Vista XP 2009 Me SE Professional sounds catchier.

    3. Re:Hmmm by Yeorwned · · Score: 0

      I prefer Windows OS X11. They could even port the Windows interface to BSD, relabel it, and throw in some hardware key detection for added effect.

    4. Re:Hmmm by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      I'm holding off for the Ultimate Edition of that. Though that will probably be renamed Penultimate Edition when Windows 8 comes out.

    5. Re:Hmmm by Bobjim · · Score: 1

      Windows 7.11 for Cloudgroups.

    6. Re:Hmmm by need4mospd · · Score: 1

      I'll wait for Windows 7.11 for quickie marts.

    7. Re:Hmmm by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      This would be Windows Antepenultimate

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    8. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMAO!

    9. Re:Hmmm by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      for Workgroups? How about Windows 7.11 for slurpees?

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  3. What a lame name by Atti+K. · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would have called it Vista 2!

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    1. Re:What a lame name by xs650 · · Score: 1

      I prefer Vista ME

    2. Re:What a lame name by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      Why not Vista SP2?

    3. Re:What a lame name by Tekninja_Hawk · · Score: 0

      Vista 2: The search for more money

    4. Re:What a lame name by Corunet · · Score: 1

      Or maybe "Hasta la vista!"

    5. Re:What a lame name by O+Blimey · · Score: 1

      ...or maybe Hasta La Vista

  4. version? by tritonman · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the version is 7 and the kernel version is 6.1, maybe they should compromise and call it Windows 6.66

    1. Re:version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Techincally, that would be:

      7 + 6.1 = Windows 6.55

      Not as funny I guess...

    2. Re:version? by rdforsyth · · Score: 1

      Come on, he's close enough. Let the man have his medal!

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    3. Re:version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It's Windows Diablo.

    4. Re:version? by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      I know you're making a joke (it was funny, honest) but I'd like to point out to all the folks who have been counting kernels...

      Windows Vista is 6.1.

      Windows 7 likely will be Kernel 7.0

    5. Re:version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly 6.6 would be more truthful.

    6. Re:version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about win69 me

    7. Re:version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7 I right..

      Still about 3 behind OSX

    8. Re:version? by the+linux+geek · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Vista is 6.0, although there are two different builds (6000 for the original, 6001 for SP1 and Server 08.) 7 has been 6.1 throughout its development cycle.

    9. Re:version? by BlueCollarCamel · · Score: 1

      Because Windows 6.55 doesn't have any special meaning.

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    10. Re:version? by jonasj · · Score: 1

      7 + 6.1 != 6.55.

      7 + 6.1 / 2 = 6.55.

      That is all.

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  5. (blinks) by ErikZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does...anyone really care? It's just a name.

    Frigging *pick* one and get back to work.

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    1. Re:(blinks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite... They also have to spend a few millions researching the perfect font, size, color and position of the 7.

    2. Re:(blinks) by gr1dl0ck · · Score: 1

      Oh no, it's not just a name. In an aptly parallel article, we see that the prune folks found this out years ago.

      "After some 10 years of falling sales, the dark wrinkly processed fruit best known for its laxative properties is being re-marketed as a vitamin-rich snack for busy people on the go."

      Yeah, I think it fits.

    3. Re:(blinks) by dword · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Finding the proper name is work, for the marketing department. Unfortunately, you're probably a software developer and name your applications "vi" or "fsck" because you don't bother that much to improve your image. You sell software, the company sells a product. Software needs good lines of code, the product needs a good name and wrapping.

      Also, "Windows 7" may have a small impact on geeks but let's not forget MS's target is Average Joe to whom it may sound nicer than "Longhorn" or "Fiesty" which also don't mean much to me. What the hell are Fiesty and Gusty and which one is better? What's the difference between them? Now look at it like this: We have Windows 7, there were 6 other versions before it and that alone makes it "better", which means it's cool! I know this isn't true but it's the way Joe thinks and it's what MS is trying to sell.

      MS is choosing a name for their product and people complain that there are more important things? It depends what your job is, but software developers should actually take a few moments and think about this and try to avoid naming their applications like cat, fsck, vi, nice, apt, sudo, etc. You have to admit, "type" is more intuitive than "cat."

      In other words: Application names are a lot more important than you might think.

    4. Re:(blinks) by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Does...anyone really care? It's just a name.

      Frigging *pick* one and get back to work.

      EXACLTY! I don't care if they call it Windows 10 billion. It's just a name and they can call it whatever they like.

      Besides, didn't Mandrake Linux (now Mandriva) skip a bunch of version numbers. (At least I think it was Mandrake. It was one of the old ones. Redhat was at version seven or something so another Linux distro skipped a bunch of numbers as to not seem like an older version.)

      **Disclaimer: I am a Linux user

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    5. Re:(blinks) by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      And that's different to any other corporate product branding exercise how exactly?

    6. Re:(blinks) by interiot · · Score: 1

      You're implying the marketing department actually has some real work to do?

    7. Re:(blinks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, "type" is intuitive. But calling "cat" "type" now would be horribly counter-productive because there are way too many people who know the existing names for common Unix tools who wouldn't want it to change. If you want to make it more user-friendly, set up an alias for your users. It's VERY easy to do.

      P.S.- There's already a Linux type command

    8. Re:(blinks) by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, but your post needs correcting. Are you in marketing by chance?

      Unfortunately, you're probably a software developer and name your applications "vi" or "fsck" because you don't bother that much to improve your image. You sell software, the company sells a product.

      Developers don't sell software, they write it. They create it. It doesn't exist before they cause its existance. They actually PRODUCE. They create the actual wealth, rather than capitalizing on it and exploiting it like the marketers and executives do.

      The Golgafrinchan third arkers from marketing sell the software that the developers WRITE.

    9. Re:(blinks) by socsoc · · Score: 1

      Fiesty and Gutsy make perfect sense... the releases follow the alphabet, so G is newer than F.

      Really no different than use a sequential number to name your release, except that Ubuntu has been consistent and MS keeps switching between obtuse names and version numbers.

    10. Re:(blinks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody cares as long as it's not Consignia. :-)

    11. Re:(blinks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slackware did that.

    12. Re:(blinks) by ldierk · · Score: 1

      You have to admit, "type" is more intuitive than "cat."

      $>type /? Displays the contents of a text file or files. man cat concatenate and print files

    13. Re:(blinks) by AioKits · · Score: 1

      You sound like my mom when I asked her to see my birth certificate. One day, I shall know my real name!

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    14. Re:(blinks) by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Slackware did that.

      Thank you Mr AC. It was Slack that did that. I knew it was one of the distro's that I was running early on.

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    15. Re:(blinks) by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'cat, fsck, vi, nice, apt, sudo, etc'

      Those might be horrible names in your mind but many of them represent a very simple and mind sticking system.

      fsck, file system check. Kinda fits
      nice, as in be nice to other processes. Fits.
      sudo, super user do. Fits.
      du, disk usage
      df, disk free
      ls, list

      These names not only make sense, they are easy to type and very easy to remember because they make sense.

    16. Re:(blinks) by Von+Helmet · · Score: 1

      The Golgafrinchan third arkers from marketing sell the software that the developers WRITE.

      It was the "B" that was full of the useless people, so that would arguably be the second ark.

      Here endeth the pedantry.

    17. Re:(blinks) by Abreu · · Score: 2, Funny

      It depends what your job is, but software developers should actually take a few moments and think about this and try to avoid naming their applications like cat, fsck, vi, nice, apt, sudo, etc.

      Don't forget The Gimp!

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    18. Re:(blinks) by cptdondo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      MS wants a clear break from Vista. Vista is such a flop, that calling the new version anything related to Vista is bad. Thus, MS Pinnacle might be bad. So might MS View. So might Vista II. Although the V-2 might be appropriate for all the wreckage it has caused. [Stretching the analogy here....]

      When your product shits the bed as bad as Vista, you 'go back to basics'. And that's what Windows 7 harkens back to. It's simple, it's basic, it comes from a time when things just worked.

      Ford Model T
      VW Type 1 (aka beetle or bug)
      Windows 7

      Car makers didn't need fancy names when things just worked. It's only when cars started getting bloated that they needed fancy names like

      Ford Explorer (which, AFAICT, is only used to explore the sales at the mall)
      Dodge Grand Caravan (same)
      Mercury Marquis

    19. Re:(blinks) by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      Tthis *is* someone's work. their entire existence at work is finding and field testing the best name so that people buy stuff.

      Windows
      Internet Explorer
      Office
      Word
      Excel

      Fits right in, no?

    20. Re:(blinks) by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      Also, "Windows 7" may have a small impact on geeks but let's not forget MS's target is Average Joe to whom it may sound nicer than "Longhorn" or "Fiesty" which also don't mean much to me. What the hell are Fiesty and Gusty and which one is better? What's the difference between them? Now look at it like this: We have Windows 7, there were 6 other versions before it and that alone makes it "better", which means it's cool!

      Right, except the random method of naming makes it hard to tell if it's newer or not. Is 7 newer than XP or Vista? How do I know that? Maybe I want to stick with with Windows 2000 because it's 1993 better than Windows 7.

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    21. Re:(blinks) by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Now look at it like this: We have Windows 7, there were 6 other versions before it and that alone makes it "better", which means it's cool!

      That only makes sense if they keep the naming scheme consistent, rather than jumping off somewhere else every few versions.

    22. Re:(blinks) by syousef · · Score: 1

      You have to admit, "type" is more intuitive than "cat."

      No it's not. Unless you're asking your secretary to retype something. Cat's short for catalog. Both are horrible. Try showfile, or if you must have four letter commands (which aren't going to be intuitive) show or view would make much more sense. Even disp (short for display) would make sense but traditionally that's used for other things (setting screen display)

      You'd need to have longer command names in general to get the intuitive naming you desire
      eg. cat = viewfile, vi = edittext, nice = startwithpriority, apt = repositoryapp, sudo = actasuser

      Then you'd get people complaining about the length of command names. Experienced users would find it slowed them down, and those non technical users who can't type fast would complain even more.

      You really can't win with this. Command lines are clunky in some ways, brilliant in others.

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    23. Re:(blinks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the same notion when people seem to think a person's first name holds any deeper meaning. It's just a friggin' handle, get over it. But that must be my Asperger.

    24. Re:(blinks) by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Surely, though, they must be worried Average Joe will assume that OS X is "three better" than Windows 7? If it was me I'd be tempted to call it "Windows Eleven".

    25. Re:(blinks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to admit, "type" is more intuitive than "cat."

      No, I don't.

      "type" is an unintuitive name for a command that displays the contents of files. Where do you get "type" from that?

      "cat" is a fairly intuitive name for a command that concatenates files.

      Did you think they were equivalent commands?

    26. Re:(blinks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TOPS-20, Symbolics Genera, and others had a solution for this a long time ago, although the spread of Unix has made people forget.

    27. Re:(blinks) by enoz · · Score: 1

      Following that logic, some fool is going to buy Windows 2000 thinking it is newer or better than Windows 7.

      And they might only be half mistaken.

    28. Re:(blinks) by cgenman · · Score: 1

      The name of something helps ensure that the usage is intuitive, or throws up an unnecessary speed bump in the process. Naming your child "The Frying Pan," would make it very difficult to get through your normal days. "Honey, can you check on the frying pan in the kitchen?" "The frying pan fell on the cat again." "The frying pan got burned, and is soaking in the tub."

      Under Ubuntu Linux, using DPM to update Gimp in Gnome is easy, but that's five different nonsense words which are completely non-descriptive that an end-user would need to look up.

      Windows is at least moderately descriptive as to what it does, and "7" is a big enough number that they must have gotten it right by now (cough). Also, it's about as far away from "Windows Vista" as you can get from a branding standpoint.

    29. Re:(blinks) by mgiuca · · Score: 1

      On the "Fiesty" / "Gutsy" issue ... they are only codenames, like Longhorn (except they are used by the masses long after the release).

      Officially, Ubuntu releases are called "Ubuntu 8.04", etc. Which is not very different from the "Windows 7" naming scheme (except Ubuntu is also cunningly date-based).

    30. Re:(blinks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, developers sell lines of code to the company they work for. The marketing technique is to brag about best practices and design patterns and all that crap, in order to get a contract and sell your code to that company. The company then packages that and gives it a name and sells it further to it's customers, using different techniques, one of them being using the "right" name.

      If you aren't selling anything to the company (products/services), then why are you getting paid? I want to work there, too; getting paid for nothing sounds fun!

      The fact that the developer also produces the code and doesn't just process it is irrelevant. The developer is still selling it for an hourly fee.

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    31. Re:(blinks) by Draek · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you're probably a software developer and name your applications "vi" or "fsck" because you don't bother that much to improve your image.

      Please tell us, what exactly is wrong with the name "vi"?

      In other words: Application names are a lot more important than you might think.

      Yeah. Sweet thing that applications with stupid names like Excel, PowerPoint, Acrobat, Oracle or Vista never got popular enough to be known outside geek circles.

      If there's one thing worse than devs who ignore what the Average Joe thinks, are marketing guys who overreact with respect to what the Average Joe may think. Names mean shit in the real world as long as you've got enough money for marketing, and the importance of coherency in application names is specially irrelevant to all but the most paranoid marketing drone, sorry.

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    32. Re:(blinks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sudo, super user do. Fits.

      I know it's a little anal to mention, but 'su' and the related 'sudo' have nothing to do with the super user per se, it stands for 'switch user'. It so happens that by default, without any other user name specified, they happen to switch to the root user.

    33. Re:(blinks) by DarkEmpath · · Score: 1

      Yep. You gotta think about Average Joe, don't cha know.

      You betcha.

  6. not counting vista by BobVila · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe Microsoft isn't counting Vista. And Windows 7 sounds way better than Windows Vista Do-Over Edition.

    1. Re:not counting vista by jd · · Score: 1

      Vista Enhanced Edition, to make it sound like a certain game system.

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  7. Lets count: by CrackerJackz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows 1.x = 1
    Windows 2.x = 2
    Windows 3.x = 3
    Windows NT 3.5 = um... 3.5?
    Windows NT 4 = 4
    Windows 2000 = 5
    Windows XP = 6
    Windows Vista = null
    Windows 7 = 7

    Ta-da!

    1. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      D'oh! you made the noob mistake. The offset starts at 0, not 1.

      Windows 1.x = 0
      Windows 2.x = 1
      Windows 3.x = 2
      Windows NT 3.5 = um... 2.5?
      Windows NT 4 = 3
      Windows 2000 = 4
      Windows XP = 5
      Windows Vista = 6
      Windows 7 = 7

      Ta-da!

    2. Re:Lets count: by aliquis · · Score: 1

      How much difference is it in kernel version between 2k and XP then? I know XP got some parts of 2k3 to but.

      I'd still rather say:
      Win 2k/XP/2k3 = 5
      Vista = 6

      Though wasn't it true that "NT 5" took forever and that Vista which should had been "NT 6" never got finished but released in advance as well?

      So I'd like to see it as "finished version of Vista."

    3. Re:Lets count: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      XP was NT 5.1, with the 64-bit version being NT 5.2. Windows Vista is NT 6.0. Windows 7 is going to be NT 6.1, hence the confusion.

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    4. Re:Lets count: by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      *sigh*

      No, Windows 1.x, 2.x and 3.x aren't part of the NT line. TFA and everyone are conflating two completely different operating systems just because they all happen to be named Windows:

      1 = Windows NT 3.1
      2 = Windows NT 3.5
      3 = Windows NT 4.0
      4 = Windows 2000
      5 = Windows XP
      6 = Windows Vista
      7 = Windows 7

      So, you see it makes perfect sense.

      Now someone tell me why I'm defending Microsoft because I have no idea.

    5. Re:Lets count: by lc_overlord · · Score: 1

      well in that case windows 7 is the just really windows 6.1, since it's just a evolution of vista. From what i have read they just added a few parts that where originally intended for vista + the usual upgrades.
      so in a sense windows 7 is to vista as win98 was to win 95, only less crappier.

      Why don't they do like apple and just increment by .1 cause that is so much more logical.
      If i where them i would just name it in an arbitrary way like "Windows 7.15 bullhorn BTX3".

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    6. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, Windows XP = 5.1, Vista = 6

    7. Re:Lets count: by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      And before any pedants come in and say "Well, what about Windows 2003 and 2007?", Windows 2003 Server :: Windows XP as Windows NT 4.0 Server :: Windows NT 4.0 as Windows 2007 Server :: Windows Vista.

    8. Re:Lets count: by CrackerJackz · · Score: 0, Troll

      I fully understand that, but I'm trying to block Vista out of my memory at this point :)

      4.0 = NT
      5.0 = 2000
      5.1 = XP
      6.0 = *shudders* Vista
      7.0 = hopefully something that works consistently :)

    9. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Vista = null

      i lol'd

    10. Re:Lets count: by Threni · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That's odd. For me it was:

      1) Windows 95
      2) Windows 98se
      3) Windows 2000
      4) Windows XP
      5) Windows Vista (for a few months)
      6) Ubuntu.

      So Vista was the last one. I suppose I'll try Windows 7 if Microsoft give away a free edition which works as a VM, as an apology for wasting my time with an OS which can't even copy files properly. I'm really enjoying Ubuntu, so I'd like to thank Microsoft for giving me little nudges toward it - things like pointless and ineffective nags whenever I try and do anything, harassment whenever I add hardware or try and move my hard drive from one pc to another and the fact that I'm apparently supposed to pay more for a disk containing Vista than I paid for the netbook I'm currently happily running Ubuntu on.

    11. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ? = Windows 2003
      ? = Windows 2008

      I thought that these were in the NT line.

    12. Re:Lets count: by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1
    13. Re:Lets count: by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      So version 4 is actually version 3 while version 3 is both version 1 and 2? Makes perfect sense...in Microsoft land.

    14. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would consider XP and 2000 to be the same revision, practically.

    15. Re:Lets count: by east+coast · · Score: 1

      If you take the time to do an "about" under WinXP you'll see it's version is "Microsoft Windows 5.1".

      Win2K comes up as "5.0"

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    16. Re:Lets count: by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      None of the versions of the 'Windows NT line' of operating systems were named for technical reasons -- they were named for marketing reasons.

      Microsoft tries to tell us that Windows and Windows NT are the same OS because they have the same GUI -- or at least a 'similar enough' GUI. And some level of application binary compatibility. The API (or, really, ABI) compatibility also exists in the *nix world -- AIX 5L will run Linux binaries. Linux can run SCO binaries.

      It's like saying that Linux and FreeBSD are the same OS because they both can run GNOME and X.org.

      Obviously we know this to be false, because Linux and FreeBSD use two completely different and independently developed kernels.

      So Windows NT 3.1 was released at more or less the same time Windows 3.1 was. But they were completely different operating systems. NT-based OSes use an OS kernel that looks a whole lot like VMS because its chief architect, David Culter, wrote VMS.

      Windows 3.x and 9x are the same OS, just different rev levels and primary application APIs. The kernel of those OSes is VMM386.EXE/DOS386.EXE, which is more or less a 32-bit DOS extender, or, really, a 32-bit protected mode implementation of MS-DOS complete with multitasking and what have you.

      But these don't run the same VMS-like kernel that exists on Windows NT. So they are NOT the same OS.

      All those OSes above, 1-7 are Windows NT-derived.

    17. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, where on earth is Windows 2003?

    18. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFA and everyone are conflating two completely different operating systems just because they all happen to be named Windows

      Don't you mean Microsoft is conflating two completely different operating systems by calling them both Windows?

    19. Re:Lets count: by orudge · · Score: 2, Informative

      Windows numbering starts from Windows 1.0. Windows NT numbering started at 3.1, because that was the equivalent version of standard Windows available at the time (and it conveniently was higher than OS/2's version at the time). So if you look at the actual Windows (NT) version numbers, it makes more sense:

      Windows 1.0
      Windows 2.0
      Windows 3.x / NT 3.x
      Windows 9x/Me (95 = 4.0, 98 = 4.1, Me = 4.9) / NT 4.0
      Windows 2000/XP (NT 5.0, NT 5.1)
      Windows Vista (NT 6.0)
      Windows 7 (NT 7.0)

      Remember that 98, Me, and XP were all "minor" versions.

    20. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Windows 2000 was NT 5.0 and XP was NT 5.1. Vista is supposed to be NT 6.0 and Windows 7, appears, from converstaions on the dev forums, to be NT 6.1

      Go figure eh?

    21. Re:Lets count: by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Both of you are fudging with your "Windows NT 3.5 = um... 2.5?". That's a programming error; a bug. It should not be Windows seven, but windows ate. Considering that every new version of Windows requires twice the supercomputer from the previous version to run, "ate" is apt in more ways than one.

    22. Re:Lets count: by djohnsto · · Score: 2, Informative
      Close, but it's actually based on kernel version:

      Windows NT 3.x = kernel version 3.x
      Windows NT 4 = kernel version 4
      Windows 2000 = kernel version 5
      Windows XP = kernel version 5.1
      Windows Vista = kernel version 6
      Windows 7 = kernel version 7

      Note: Current betas of Win7 are kernel version 6.1, but I'm guessing that it will change before release.

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    23. Re:Lets count: by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I think the first version was VMS or maybe OS/2 Warp

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    24. Re:Lets count: by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      just because they all happen to be named Windows

      So when Intel released Pentium processers with different die sizes or construction, are they also unrelated and completely different, and everyone's just been conflating them just because they're all called Pentium? Please. Think about what you're saying.

    25. Re:Lets count: by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 2, Informative

      2003 runs a different version of the NT kernel than XP, and is therefore intrinsically different. And don't forget NT 3.51, a separate release from 3.5. See here.

    26. Re:Lets count: by methuselah · · Score: 1

      huh?
      they all happen to be named windows? so we are talking about version seven of certain series of operating systems named windows but, not to be confused with windows. you see windows was created by a company called microsoft and they made six versions of that, and are working on the seventh. to add to the confusion there is this other O/S named windows also made by a company called microsoft but, this is not what we are talking about. Thank you for the clarification! I sure feel stupid now...

    27. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you separate 3.x into two versions, but you don't separate 5.x into three, so it makes no sense.

      The NT line:

      1. Windows NT 3.1
      2. Windows NT 3.5
      3. Windows NT 4.0
      4. Windows NT 5.0 vel Windows 2000
      5. Windows NT 5.1 vel Windows XP
      6. Windows NT 5.2 vel Windows 2003
      7. Windows NT 6.0 vel Vista

      So Windows Seven is either a rebranded Vista, or its kernel will be "7.0" (it might be 6.1 in current builds, but they may still bump it up).

    28. Re:Lets count: by Krilomir · · Score: 1

      Windows NT 3.x = kernel version 3.x
      Windows NT 4 = kernel version 4
      Windows 2000 = kernel version 5
      Windows XP = kernel version 5.1
      Windows Vista = kernel version 6
      Windows 7 = kernel version 7

      Your explanation is the first one I've read that I can fully agree with. Yes, it's based purely on version numbering of the NT kernel. The current kernel in Vista is version 6, and the next one will likely become version 7 before final release. How many releases each line of the windows operating system has had is a irrelevant (and boring) discussion.

    29. Re:Lets count: by aliquis · · Score: 1

      NNT NG! (New-new Technology Next Generation!)

    30. Re:Lets count: by mgiuca · · Score: 1

      Why is "Windows 1" (by your proposed retroactive naming scheme) version 3.1?

    31. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because stupid people that make stupid comments are worse than the devil?

    32. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes sense if you believe XP was significantly more than a cosmetic upgrade to 2K, and that 7 will be similarly over Vista.

      Which it wasn't. And it won't.

      Marketing it as 7 is just a way to say "Hey! It's not Vista this time! We totally revamped that shit!" It's Mojave all over again.

    33. Re:Lets count: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Windows NT 3.1 was released at more or less the same time Windows 3.1 was.

      WinNT 3.1 was released around July 1993, over a year later than Windows 3.1 (April 1992).

      Windows 3.x and 9x are the same OS, just different rev levels and primary application APIs. The kernel of those OSes is VMM386.EXE/DOS386.EXE, which is more or less a 32-bit DOS extender, or, really, a 32-bit protected mode implementation of MS-DOS complete with multitasking and what have you.

      It might be reasonable, although a bit of a stretch, to call Win9x a 32-bit DOS-extender, but Windows 3.x was strictly 16-bit. I'm ignoring the case of the separately installable "Win32s" 32-bit compatibility layer for a subset of the NT 32-bit API - I've never seen (or heard of) anyone actually using that kludge in production. Taken together, they all can only be considered the same OS in that some version of DOS was buried (suffocated?) underneath all of them. Additionally, multi-tasking is cooperative on 16-bit Windows, but pre-emptive on Win9x.

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  8. What happened to Windows 6? by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Did it elope with DirectX 4?

    Question to Mr Nash: exactly what's wrong with the Windows 5.x kernel? (2K / 2K3 / XP / Vista)? Really, I'm still pretty happy with my 2K Pro install. What's wrong with me, Mr Nash?

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    1. Re:What happened to Windows 6? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are _happy_ with Windows and you ask what's wrong with you? On Slashdot? You must be new here.

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    2. Re:What happened to Windows 6? by SargentDU · · Score: 1

      I suppose, the only thing wrong is you are not spending more money to support the company that gave you your 2K Pro. They are propriety and need you to send your money in so they can keep their stock prices high and keep the cash flow positive. I have an XP Pro machine myself but it shares its computer with Mandriva 2009 now! :) In fact, I use my Linux system for almost all my internet transactions from home. I have some software that is windows only for the XP Pro side, but am considering using Wine to try to run that software too.

    3. Re:What happened to Windows 6? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      His UIN is much lower than yours, so maybe it's just that he was used to DOS/3.11/95 and finds 2K a huge improvement :)

  9. check the count. by DragonTHC · · Score: 5, Informative

    1.) November 1985 Windows 1.01
    2.) November 1987 Windows 2.03
    2.) March 1989 Windows 2.11
    3.) May 1990 Windows 3.0
    3.) March 1992 Windows 3.1x
    3.) October 1992 Windows For Workgroups 3.1
    4.) July 1993 Windows NT 3.1 NT 3.1
    3.) December 1993 Windows For Workgroups 3.11
    3.) January 1994 Windows 3.2 (released in Simplified Chinese only)
    4.) September 1994 Windows NT 3.5
    4.) May 1995 Windows NT 3.51
    5.) August 1995 Windows 95
    6.) July 1996 Windows NT 4.0
    7.) June 1998 Windows 98
    8.) May 1999 Windows 98 SE
    9.) February 2000 Windows 2000
    10.) September 2000 Windows Me
    11.) October 2001 Windows XP
    11.) March 2003 Windows XP 64-bit Edition
    12.) April 2003 Windows Server 2003
    11.) April 2005 Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
    13.) July 2006 Windows Fundamentals for Legacy PCs
    14.) January 2007 (retail) Windows Vista
    15.) July 2007 Windows Home Server
    16.) February 2008 Windows Server 2008
    17.) 2010 (planned) Windows 7

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    1. Re:check the count. by apathy+maybe · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Know what? The fucking number doesn't matter at all.

      It isn't just Microsoft that makes up version numbers to fit marketing "needs". But they have certainly done it. Look at the above list.

      "4.) July 1993 Windows NT 3.1 NT 3.1" - Actually the first Windows in the NT line. Whoops.

      The Netscape browser skipped version 5 to catch up with MSIE.

      And I can't think of any others just now, but the point remains, it's just a marketing gimmick and doesn't matter shit.

      Anyone (including "geeks") who gets upset by it needs to have a look around. There are far more important things to get upset about (war, hunger starvation, capitalism, the state, the lack of anarchy, etc.). Of course, if you are just laughing, then go ahead. I'll be sitting here wondering why.

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    2. Re:check the count. by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I'll just point out again that Windows NT 3.1 was really Windows NT 1.0, which makes NT4 NT 2.0, W2K NT 3.0, XP NT 3.1, and Vista NT 4.0, and therefore this Windows 7 will be NT 4.1.

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    3. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, it's Windows Seventeen?
      Windows Seven for Teens?

    4. Re:check the count. by bdenton42 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here is most of that list in pretty graph form: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Windows_Family_Tree.png

    5. Re:check the count. by oblivionboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      If we go strictly by the NT line it makes perfect sense.

      1 - Windows NT 3.1
      2 - Windows NT 3.51
      3 - Windows NT 4
      4 - Windows 2000 (NT 5.0)
      5 - WIndows XP (NT 5.1)
      6 - Windows Vista (NT 6.0)
      7 - Windows 7 (NT 7.0)

      Now this little bit about the kernel being 6.1 might be a bit tricky, if its true and if you are assuming that OS versions are based on their kernel, but in Microsoft's world this isn't always the case. I have at home an HP Jornada that has Windows CE 3.0 burned into its rom, but its clearly CE 2.11 that's the kernel (even says so in the system information). Its just that all the bundled pocket applications have 3.0 in the about box.

    6. Re:check the count. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1
      What I see is that they have never used a simple number before, so this is their new tack....

      Next, they'll designate their new "professional / server / high(er) margin" product with something nonsensical and confused with Vista like: Viewport

    7. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7 of 17? Sounds like Star Trek to me...

      "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We will take your technological advancements and add them to our own."

    8. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 2.11 was also called Windows/286.
      I had it, and in the boot process, it said that.

    9. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      17.) 2010 (planned) Windows 7

      Damn! So that must mean they forgot to write in support for 2 digit numbers.

    10. Re:check the count. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      There are far more important things to get upset about (war, hunger starvation, capitalism, the state, the lack of anarchy, etc.).

      Why is it that whenever the foibles of Microsoft get highlighted, starvation, war, etc. enter the conversation?

      (And for that matter - how the hell is a "lack of anarchy" on that list?)

    11. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of what I was thinking.

    12. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Microsoft Bob. The annoying helpers from that OS live on as Office Assistants.

    13. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could also site the reference...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Windows

    14. Re:check the count. by msgtomatt · · Score: 1

      So why was the code name "windows 7" if it didn't have *something* to do with the release number?

    15. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An operating system is not the same as a flavor or version of an operating system.

      See http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=995039&cid=25368359

    16. Re:check the count. by apathy+maybe · · Score: 1

      I'm an anarchist. Of course "lack of anarchy" is going to be a problem for me. Of course, you may misunderstand what I mean by the term "anarchy". I was not using the term to be a synonym for "chaos". By the way, just like "geeks" often complain about the misuse of the term "hacker" by the media, anarchists like myself sometimes complain about the misuse of terms associated with our ideology.

      As to why starvation, war etc. entering into a conversation about Microsoft, I've never seen it before personally. In this case, I brought it up because this is a stupid non-story about something that just doesn't matter, at all. It isn't even about new technology, just a fucking name.

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    17. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's pretend it was seven and sing together:

      All 7 and we'll watch them fall
      They stand in the way of love
      And we will smoke them all

    18. Re:check the count. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      I'm an anarchist. Of course "lack of anarchy" is going to be a problem for me. Of course, you may misunderstand what I mean by the term "anarchy". I was not using the term to be a synonym for "chaos".

      OK - fair enough. I won't get in to a debate on the ideals of anarchy as a political movement.

      As to why starvation, war etc. entering into a conversation about Microsoft, I've never seen it before personally. In this case, I brought it up because this is a stupid non-story about something that just doesn't matter, at all. It isn't even about new technology, just a fucking name.

      I comment on this because it happens often. Some aspect of Microsoft maladjustment is discussed and someone claims the whole point is moot compared to a laundry list of humanity's ills. It strikes me as either a lack of perspective or some cognitive dissonance slight-of-hand. In any case, it's nonsense.

      As for the why of this being a point for discussion - interesting question. I would hazard to guess that it is a reflection of the sort of scrutiny Microsoft is under these days. Some think it unfair. I'm inclined to believe it is well earned.

    19. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Microsoft Bob?

    20. Re:check the count. by sharkey · · Score: 1

      What about Windows 2003 (NT 5.2)?

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    21. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win2k says it is version 5.00

      I'm pretty sure XP says it is 5.1 or 5.2

      From NT no less.

    22. Re:check the count. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If you're going to count different versions of Windows 3 as version 3, then 95, 98 and Me are the same version as each other.

      If you're going to count NT and Windows desktop as the same product line then you might as well include MS-DOS.

    23. Re:check the count. by jonasj · · Score: 1

      The Netscape browser skipped version 5 to catch up with MSIE.

      I always thought they were working on a 5.0 release that got cancelled in favor of the new codebase, and therefore the next final release after 4.x ended up being 6.0. Is it just a guess or something you know for sure, that they skipped v5 to match IEs version number for appearances sake?

      (And while I agree with you on the "lack of anarchy" part, you know, you could just have written something like "the existense of coercive authorities" if you wanted to, you know, make it clear to a lot more people what you meant :-) Actually "lack of anarchy" is a pretty weird phrase -- I'm sure you know what the 'an' part of the word means, so why not complain about what you're complaining about, instead of complaining about the lack of lack of it? :) )

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    24. Re:check the count. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Windows 95 B (the first real usable version of windows 95)?

    25. Re:check the count. by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      You, sir have too much free time. *bows down to new master*

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  10. and you forgot... by ckotchey · · Score: 1

    Win95, Win98, WinME

    1. Re:and you forgot... by asdir · · Score: 1

      Actually he (she?) wasn't if only NT-kernels (and versions before the split) counted. 95,98 and ME had there own branch of kernels.

    2. Re:and you forgot... by unfunk · · Score: 1

      That, and Win9x was Windows 4.x

  11. But it's one higher... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they have to outpace apple since they're on 10.5, with snow leopard on the horizon as 10.6. So Windows 7 is one higher (=better apparently) than 10.5/6

    1. Re:But it's one higher... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Except 10.6 is more like

      1) System 1
      2) System 2 ..
      7) System 7
      8) MacOS 8
      9) MacOS 9
      10) MacOS X 10.0
      11) MacOS X 10.1 ...
      16) MacOS X 10.6

    2. Re:But it's one higher... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I though about that to but 10.7 will probably be out around the same time, and it will be rather inconvenient for them when Apple have 10.8 and 10.9 out while they are still at 7 in that case.

  12. Could have been worse... by naz404 · · Score: 3, Funny

    at least they didn't name it something like "Wii". Gah.

    1. Re:Could have been worse... by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      "Windows P*ss." Yeah, I can see some problems there.

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    2. Re:Could have been worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 'VII'

    3. Re:Could have been worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These jokes weren't even funny three years ago.

    4. Re:Could have been worse... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Wii's been used. Maybe they could call it Windows Pii? Or did they miss that name in Windows 3.1417?

    5. Re:Could have been worse... by sqldr · · Score: 1

      Then we'd get "piss for workgroups", "piss media center", "blue screen of piss", "piss-off-ice" (putting the 'fizz' back into 'offizz'), piss flight simulator, piss box 360, piss sql server, er..

      well that's microsoft's entire career summed up. Lets roll with that.

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    6. Re:Could have been worse... by enoz · · Score: 1

      Windows Wü

  13. perfection by freg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seven's the number of perfection. Maybe this time they will get it right!

    1. Re:perfection by Compulawyer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, 6 is the first perfect number so they missed it.

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    2. Re:perfection by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Actually, 6 is the first perfect number so they missed it.

      Well - you know that most perfection goes up to 6. Microsoft's goes to 7!

    3. Re:perfection by Beriaru · · Score: 1

      Let's hope they nail it for Windows 28... or Windows 496... or 8128...

    4. Re:perfection by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Bah, wikipedia. I prefer the more accurate uncyclopedia. Here is the perfect "number".

      here is a picture of a perfect number. It is also the picture of an album cover, and all the tunes inside it are also perfect nimbers.

      Many people think that this is the perfect number.

      "I am not a perfect number, I am a FREE MAN!" - the Prisoner

    5. Re:perfection by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      Actually, had I been properly caffeinated at the time I posted, I would have cited to this article instead.

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    6. Re:perfection by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yes, but then I wouldn't have been able to make that wikipedia/uncyclopedia joke!

  14. 6.1? by syrinx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here I figured "Windows 7" actually made sense. But if the kernel is only 6.1, then never mind. Don't know why I would assume MS would do something that made sense.

    95 = 4.0
    98 = 4.1
    ME = 4.9
    2000 = 5.0
    XP = 5.1
    Vista = 6.0

    So I assumed if they're calling it "Windows 7", that this was going to be 7.0. Oh well.

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  15. Kinda makes sense... by thompson.ash · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think M$ saw the whole 666 thing coming.

    I don't blame them for picking them a different name!

    And quite frankly they can call it whatever they like - no one is going to trust it straight up after the fiasco of Vista.

    You can call it Microsoft Windows Affordable-Beautiful-And-Absolutely-Fucking-Bombproof. Noone will buy it!

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    1. Re:Kinda makes sense... by David+Gerard · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Windows Steak And Blowjobs Edition"? Think people'd buy that?

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    2. Re:Kinda makes sense... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Let's see...I'm a guy, I'm an American, I am a meatitarian...sign me up!

    3. Re:Kinda makes sense... by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then you get it home and it actually turns out to be the "tofu and long meaningful discussion about where our relationship is going" edition.

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    4. Re:Kinda makes sense... by Migity · · Score: 1

      I'll take two!

    5. Re:Kinda makes sense... by thompson.ash · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah but it'd be a disappointing experience.

      Unzipping would take ages, Then it'll be
      "Do you want me baby? [Yes][No][Cancel]"

      Windows is opening it's mouth [Allow][Deny]
      Windows is attempting to access penis [Allow][Deny]
      Detecting New Hardware [2 hour wait]
      Disappointing blowjob with crap animation.
      Windows has detected you're attempting to ejaculate - You do not have sufficient permissions - Fatal Error

      BSOD! No steak for you!

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    6. Re:Kinda makes sense... by Lord+Jester · · Score: 1

      The corporate sheep will. Especially when MS pulls support of XP.

      Unless it is a bigger bomb than Vista, I see a lot of companies leap-frogging.

    7. Re:Kinda makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think M$ saw the whole 666 thing coming.

      I don't blame them for picking them a different name!

      And quite frankly they can call it whatever they like - no one is going to trust it straight up after the fiasco of Vista.

      You can call it Microsoft Windows Affordable-Beautiful-And-Absolutely-Fucking-Bombproof. Noone will buy it!

      Actually many will buy it. I'm not an MS fan but come on, to imply that they're so unpopular they don't sell software is stupid...they're extremely popular in the market as a whole and they'll continue to sell OS versions...just not to you and I.

    8. Re:Kinda makes sense... by thompson.ash · · Score: 1

      You kidding? Window's doesn't do meaningful! Long, but not meaningful!

      More like tofu and a kick in the fork!

      And the ache in your groin is only surpassed by the numbing realisation that you paid $500 for it!

      Unless you have a site licence in which case you can get a free kick in the balls whenever you want...

      oh wait...

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    9. Re:Kinda makes sense... by thompson.ash · · Score: 1

      Using my amazing powers of clairvoyance I will predict the slashdot headlines for the future...

      1. Windows 7 Released - 9 months late.
      2. Windows 7 Security Enhancements.
      3. Windows 7 Security circumvented already.
      4. Massive corporate drive toward Open Source OSes in light of MSW7 massive failure to do anything!

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    10. Re:Kinda makes sense... by thompson.ash · · Score: 1

      I have to admit that is true. I don't presume to say that it won't sell a single copy because it obviously will but even my dad (12 o'clock flasher) has lost faith in M$ and even asked me to install Ubuntu for him.

      Astoundingly Windows continues to have a market presence especially among gamers but that, in my opinion, is due to legal / licencing issues, not because windows is a superior gaming platform.

      I know windows will sell just, like you said, not to you and I :D

      I'm a mac user but I don't think Snow Leopard will be met with much enthusiasm either to be honest.
      Anyone with an iota of sense knows that a stabilising update is a fantastic idea and will get it but most users will only see the line "no new features" and will instantly dismiss it as "paying for what they already have".

      I think the latest releases of the various OSes are going to met with a resounding "Meh" by the general populous.

      Just my opinion though. Personally I can't wait for Snow Leopard :D

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    11. Re:Kinda makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone will buy it, think everyone will switch to linux? Windows is easy to use and built for the consumer, sure you got your arty people going to Mac for the it looks perty, but other then that small portion of people, everyone will continue with windows, as will I. I game, and Windows is the way to go with it.

    12. Re:Kinda makes sense... by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      "The day an AI passes a Turing test, is the day humanity has become so stupid it can't tell man from machine ~ Exitar"

      I have a present for you.

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    13. Re:Kinda makes sense... by thompson.ash · · Score: 1

      Not consumers really but I suspect corporate customers will be a bit more willing to take the open source plunge once M$ axes XP support and businesses are left with Vista (M$ has pretty much admitted is no good by replacing it so quickly) and Windows 7 (A new, untested platform that will undoubtedly be plagued by all the incompatibilities that comes inherent with a new OS).

      Don't get me wrong, I'd love M$ to make a massive turnaround but I think that'll be a long wait for a train don't come.

      And I suspect a lot of people will indeed overlook windows obvious flaws in favour of the familiarity of the start button...

      Shame really.

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    14. Re:Kinda makes sense... by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      BSOD! No steak for you!

      The ... the steak was a lie?

  16. Bring back win2k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was the last usable Windows... Or give us a bare bones stripped down Windows release just for running apps like on a thin client.

    1. Re:Bring back win2k by deniable · · Score: 1

      Actually, all of the delays for Vista have made XP pretty decent. That, and the hardware caught up. They really just need to extend their product life-cycles. Back in the NT 4 days, things were pretty stable for a long time. Now, the chance of them lengthening the lifespan of Windows versions are about as likely as flying pigs making airlines viable again.

  17. kernel version vs marketing version by krischik · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nothing new here really, marketing always start to exaggerate the version number when no mayor changes happen any more.

    OS/2 Warp 3 had kernel version 2.3
    OS/2 Warp 4 had kernel version 2.4

    And 2.x they where (the planned 3.x was supposed to feature what today is called a hypervisor).

    Solaris won't mention the mayor version for ages - still stuck at 2.x as nothing fundamental new happen any more.

    Only new to windows is the adding factor: 6 + 1 = 7. So my guess is that Windows 8 will be kernel version 6.2 ;-)

    1. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of when Slackware went from Slackware 2 to Slackware 7 just because Redhat was on 6 and they looked behind.

      Or something like that :)

    2. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Digital Illusions took it to the extreme with Battlefield, Battlefield 2, Battlefield 2142!

    3. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by aliquis · · Score: 1

      And Team 17 with Worms, Worms 2 (,Worms 3?), Worms 3D = 61!

    4. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Java did this too:

      Java (1.0, 1.1)
      Java 2 (1.2, 1.3, 1.4)
      Java 5 (1.5)
      Java 6 (1.6)

      Just ignore the inconvenient major version number. It's probably too hard to sell if it seems like just a minor revision. Even though the difference between 1.1 and 1.6 is massive.

    5. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by ce25254 · · Score: 1

      Well anyway Solaris is only SunOS 5+ ...

    6. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bah, everyone forgets battlefield vietnam....

      excellent game though, once they patched the M60 balance flaw... and the huge gaping bugs....

    7. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Solaris 1, Solaris 2, Solaris 7. Huh?

    8. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by Tweenk · · Score: 1

      It was: Worms, Worms 2, Worms Armageddon, Worms World Party, Worms 3D

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    9. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      's cuz Java is a Sun product. Freaking SunOS hasn't had a major revision update since Solaris was released. Solaris X == SunOS 5.X.

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    10. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by ukbazza · · Score: 1

      It actually went Solaris 2.5, Solaris 2.6, Solaris 7, .... or SunOS 5.5, 5.6, 5.7 if you prefer.

    11. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by aliquis · · Score: 1

      On the Amiga we had Worms Directors Cut which came out before Worms 2. But I only cared for numbered versions.

      GBA seems to get "Worms 3", or maybe it already have, or whatever, found it on google anyway.

      Anyway all I wanted to do was to count 3D as hex.

    12. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by aliquis · · Score: 1

      I have never played any of the versions so .. No, I don't know about it much at all :)

    13. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh. Microsoft even jumped from 3.11 to 95 (91.89 more). Why is jumping from 4 or 6 something to 7 noteworthy?

    14. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing new here really, marketing always start to exaggerate the version number when no mayor changes happen any more.

      Well, even small town mayoral races have their share of mudslinging.

    15. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by dryeo · · Score: 1

      This was done due to Microsoft getting the rights to version 3+ in the divorce.
      NT started development as OS/2 ver 3 NT and after the divorce, partly due to marketing kept the version 3.x and up for Windows NT.
      BTW last version of OS/2 is 4.52 (2.52).

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    16. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Tame. Bungie delivered Marathon, Marathon 2 and Marathon Infinity. Now that's a version leap.

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    17. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Sun loves this.

      Java 1.0
      Java 1.1
      Java 2 (= Java 1.2)
      Java 2 (= Java 1.3)
      Java 2 (= Java 1.4)
      Java 5 (= Java 2 (= Java 1.5))
      Java 2 (= Java 1.6)

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    18. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by gmxgeek · · Score: 0

      Or NT 7.1? Makes about as much sense as Windows 7...

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    19. Re:kernel version vs marketing version by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Nicely put :-)

  18. It's just release date phobia by gravyface · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they tacked on a year to the product name, they'd be bound to that date and would never hear the end of it when it's late.

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    1. Re:It's just release date phobia by Arc+the+Daft · · Score: 1

      'Windows 2009' makes *no* sense - who wants to buy 'Win 2009' if it's 2010 or 2011? Makes it sound obsolete.

    2. Re:It's just release date phobia by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      Like Windows 94, whoops renamed?

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    3. Re:It's just release date phobia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diemphobia?

      Can I get some disability for it?

    4. Re:It's just release date phobia by syrinx · · Score: 1

      And Windows 97, as well.

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    5. Re:It's just release date phobia by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      I used to do Internet tech support. You'd be amazed how many of our customers definitely were running Windows 97. That's the one with the blue "W" for a logo.

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    6. Re:It's just release date phobia by Lord+Jester · · Score: 1

      It was Windows 93 before that.

      It finally got pushed in September of 1995 as they didn't want round three of the rename fiasco.

    7. Re:It's just release date phobia by bdenton42 · · Score: 1

      That model works for Quicken... release [i]something[/i] every year no matter how minor the changes and expire the prior versions after they age 4 or 5 years. They could do the same thing with each service pack being a new year for Windows.

    8. Re:It's just release date phobia by sxeraverx · · Score: 1

      If they tacked on a year to the product name, they'd be bound to that date and would never hear the end of it when it's late.

      That's what I thought they were doing...until I realized 2007's been over for a while now.

    9. Re:It's just release date phobia by Speare · · Score: 1

      True fact: after Windows 3.1 shipped, and before the same team came up with the "Chicago" codename, the slated product name was going to be "Windows 93." When the scope started slipping, "Chicago" was invented to paper over the calendar controversy. The team ballooned from about 70 developers (SDEs) to about 300 developers, the program management (PMs) had even larger growth, and management complained about the extravagant employee morale spending, aka shrimp vs weenies. Yet somehow they chalked it up to an "on time" release.

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    10. Re:It's just release date phobia by kabocox · · Score: 1

      If they tacked on a year to the product name, they'd be bound to that date and would never hear the end of it when it's late.

      Yeah, but we could have the names for the next 3 Windows versions today. Win2010, Win2015, and Win2020. It would also give them that unseen edge in that all those still using Win95, Win98, Win2000 or WinXP will be seen as running really old versions. (If you are able to run a Win95 or Win98 box in 2010-2015, then more power to you.)

    11. Re:It's just release date phobia by izomiac · · Score: 1

      It's not good to make assumptions about things not existing. Windows 97 was a version of 95 OSR 2 that was modified, rebranded, and pirated. The boot screen and wallpaper stated that name, as did the install disc. I'm also fairly certain I saw it in a US store once, hence the reason I remember it existed. Sure, checking out "System Properties" would reveal what it really was, but I'd hardly expect most end-users to know how to access that dialog. Just be glad they didn't install IE 4.7 while they were at it. =P

    12. Re:It's just release date phobia by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      Ironically, I think the opposite of that worked into why they went with Windows 95/98/Server Year releases. Why keep around this version that's just soooo three years ago? It says so right on the box! And it's so much easier for the simple users to read than, say, a big scary version number, sometimes even with a decimal point in it!!!

      Then they came up with ME, which was supposedly the magical millennium tie-in ("See? See? It's THE FUTURE! And so much more advanced than that cruddy old version from 1998! Er... the second cruddy old version from 1998"). And then they just got wacky with "XP" and "Vista". To the layperson, what's an "XP"? And what makes it less than a "Vista"?

      And from that, they looped back around to what you just said. Give it another eight years, we'll be hearing about Windows 2017 (out in 2018, of course) to succeed Windows 8. And then the cycle of life begins anew... *sigh* Isn't it lovely?

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    13. Re:It's just release date phobia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they tacked on a year to the product name, they'd be bound to that date and would never hear the end of it when it's late.

      All too true. I remember old print ads for Windows 97.

    14. Re:It's just release date phobia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, but, isn't that exactly how win95 came to be win95? They had missed and missed the ship dates (originally scheduled for release in 1992), customer confidence was waning and Billy had to do something to convince people he really, really, really meant it this time, so it became win95.

    15. Re:It's just release date phobia by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Well, we can still tease them for being 2001 years late already. ;)

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    16. Re:It's just release date phobia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they had to rename Windows 97. Oh, that's right, they had to delay it and called it Windows 98, and they just barely made that. It almost was delayed till 99.

    17. Re:It's just release date phobia by bentcd · · Score: 1

      If they tacked on a year to the product name, they'd be bound to that date and would never hear the end of it when it's late.

      But, they did! And what do you know, Windows 7 is a year late already :-)

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  19. Lucky 7 by McNihil · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    that's what they are hoping for.

    Just close the casket already, we don't need Microsoft.

  20. 7 = lucky number by pjrc · · Score: 1

    Maybe Microsoft is hoping to get lucky?

  21. Been done before by The+Slashdot+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Blatant rip off of Slackware.

  22. And here I was hoping by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    And here I was hoping they really would call it Windows $NEXT_VERSION. Or, to be more Windowsy, %NEXT_VERSION%.

    (I'm sure it'll be a perfectly decent OS, based on Vista but not sucking nearly as badly. But the news articles will resemble that link in the previous paragraph, like every news article on Windows since 1994.)

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  23. Tech Support nightmares by Toadee · · Score: 1

    Tech Support > Right, what version of Windows are you using. Client > Windows Tech Support > Yes Sir, but what version? Client > Windows! Tech Support > Yes Sir, I realize that, but what version? Is it Windows 98 or Windows XP? Vista? Client > WINDOWS!!!! Tech Support > Let me call my supervisor.

    1. Re:Tech Support nightmares by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

      Or in a more readable form

      Tech Support > Right, what version of Windows are you using.
      Client > Windows
      Tech Support > Yes Sir, but what version?
      Client > Windows!
      Tech Support > Yes Sir, I realize that, but what version? Is it Windows 98 or Windows XP? Vista?
      Client > WINDOWS!!!!
      Tech Support > Let me call my supervisor.

  24. Article is Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "7" will be just a maintainance release for Vista.

    The really new Windows version will be called "Ubuntu". It has new "chocolate" artwork and they have switched to a Unix-based core and a modular architecture. It is going to be much more stable, user-friendly and fast.

    You can download preview releases at ubuntu.com.

    1. Re:Article is Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it wont run all the current windows games. And for some odd reason most hardware companies wont be making drivers for it.
      Sounds like the perfect OS for a bunch of Fanboys

    2. Re:Article is Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Video games are for kids, not grown up adults. Sorry but I have actual work to get done.

    3. Re:Article is Misleading by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      When did Ubuntu become a certified Unix?

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    4. Re:Article is Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple called OS X Unix-based long before it was SUSv3 certified. Microsoft also uses the term ("Subsystem for Unix-based Applications" and "Services for Unix").

      You should adjust your humour detector though.

    5. Re:Article is Misleading by Darundal · · Score: 1

      He never said it was certified Unix, he said it was Unix based, which is still wrong, it should be Unix like.

    6. Re:Article is Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, oldtimer. Video games are for everyone who wants to partake.

    7. Re:Article is Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, it won't run all the current windows games... just like Vista!

    8. Re:Article is Misleading by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      If MS moved to a *nix-based system, you can bet that hardware manufacturers and game programmers would convert pretty quickly.

    9. Re:Article is Misleading by pxc · · Score: 1

      It's not a certified Unix. It's actually a better "Unix" than Unix(tm). ;-)

      Certifying it would basically take away the only thing those Unix(tm) guys have left. Would you really want to do that to them?

    10. Re:Article is Misleading by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Well, Apple has been referring to OS X as having a "Unix-based foundation" (citation) long before it became a certified Unix. Not that that excuses the GP or anything ...

  25. Code versions by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. Up to Windows 3, the version and the name correlated.

    95 was version 4. So was 98 (4.1) and ME (4.9).

    XP was version 5. Vista was version 7. Each substantialy different from their predecessor.

    Presumably Microsoft has some internal policy of when they have a new version

    The workstation/server versions started their numbering at 3 for various reasons that make sense to MS marketing. NT3.5 = version 3, NT4 = version 4, Windows 2000 = version 5. At this point the consumer and server versions merged.

    MS may well be on version 6.1 of their code. It may have evolved into version 7 by the time it's released. This is similar to the Linux kernel releases being extremely similar to the development versions that precede them.

    1. Re:Code versions by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      XP was version 5. Vista was version 7. Each substantialy different from their predecessor.

      Incorrect. NT version numbers started at 3.1. Windows 2000 was NT 5. Windows XP reported itself as NT 5.1, with 2003 and 64-bit versions of XP being NT 5.2. Vista is NT 6, not 7.

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    2. Re:Code versions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. 95 was 95 (88 better than 7). I will stick with 2008 for now, clearly the best Windows.

    3. Re:Code versions by Eil · · Score: 1

      95 was version 4. So was 98 (4.1) and ME (4.9).

      XP was version 5. Vista was version 7. Each substantialy different from their predecessor.

      My impression was that once Windows 7 is out, they're going to try to erase any hint that Vista ever existed, so they started with the version number.

  26. No way? by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

    1. Windows 3.1 2. Windows 95 3. Windows 98 4. Windows 2000 and/or Windows ME (arguably, they are different product lines) 5. Windows XP 6. Windows Vista 7. Windows 7 No way, huh? It didn't take too much work to come up with that list, and there are good reasons for it to be an accurate one, no?

    1. Re:No way? by Arimus · · Score: 1

      other than you forgot Windows 1 and 2..

      Using your list

      1. Windows 1
      2. Windows 2
      3. Windows 3.0
        1. Windows 3.1 for workgroups
      4. Windows 95
      5. Windows 98
      6. Windows ME
        1. Windows 2000
        2. Windows 2003
      7. Windows XP
      8. Windows Vista
      9. Windows 7

      So depending on how you count ME/2000/2003/WfW that's either the 9th Windows release or about the 12th..

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    2. Re:No way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      98 and ME are just iterations of 95. Relatively minor updates. Don't really justify being given a new version number.

    3. Re:No way? by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      You are kidding, right? You know the difference between released versions, and not released, right? Not to mention the difference between desktop and server software? I appreciate that my list was not nearly perfect, but your criticism leaves out the fact that I was showing one way it would work within a logical framework - and ignoring any sort of framework of your own - I mean, what about Windows 2008, if you are counting server software? Windows NT 3.51? Windows NT 4.0. Sheesh.

    4. Re:No way? by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      Your list is a bit off. Most likely they're going by kernel numbers. In that case 95/98/ME were all 4.x (and a different kernel), NT 3.5 was... 3.5, and NT 4.0 was... 4.0. 2000's internal kernel version is 5.0, XP is 5.1, Vista is 6.0, making the next version 7.

    5. Re:No way? by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      See, I'm not so sure how correct your analysis is, but at least it is logically consistent! Well done!

  27. Can't wait for Windows codename 95... by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 1

    .. running 94.1 NT kernel.
    Dear God, I hope I won't die before this happens, just to get my last laugh. Also please make so I can play Duke Nukem Forever in my flying car.

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  28. Windows Spinal Tap by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mike Nash : The OSes all go to seven. Look, right across the board, seven, seven, seven and...
    PHB : Oh, I see. And most OSes top off at Vista?
    Mike Nash : Exactly.
    PHB : Does that mean it's better? Is it any better?
    Mike Nash : Well, it's one better, isn't it? It's not Vista. You see, most blokes, you know, will be using Vista. You're on Vista here, all the way up, all your CPUs burning, all the way up, you're on Vista on your PC. Where can you go from there? Where?
    PHB : I don't know.
    Mike Nash : Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
    PHB : Put it up to seven.
    Mike Nash : Seven. Exactly. One better.
    PHB : Why don't you just make Vista better and make Vista be the top number and make that a little better?
    Mike Nash : [pause] These go to seven.

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    1. Re:Windows Spinal Tap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant!

    2. Re:Windows Spinal Tap by laejoh · · Score: 0

      I can hear the marketing slogan for Windows 7 already: It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever!

  29. Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by Ostracus · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...and on the seventh day he rested".

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    1. Re:Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by Windows_NT · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...and on the seventh day he rested".

      "...and on the seventh version, it crashed".

      Fixed it for ya ;)

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    2. Re:Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the 7th day he restarted....

    3. Re:Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "On the Seventh day He created..."

    4. Re:Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by OzoneLad · · Score: 1

      Well, of course. He had to take the day off so he could call tech support.

      "Please stay on hold. Your call is important to us. Current average waiting time: 2 aeons."

    5. Re:Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      ... and on the seventh version, it crashed again. God saw this and said it was not good and "Where are the Ubuntu CDs?"

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    6. Re:Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by Windows_NT · · Score: 1

      hmm.. I feel a revised testament coming:
      "The Epistle Of 7"
      followed by:
      "Letters to Ballmer"
      and then:
      "Reformat 1"
      "Reformat 2"
      "Hardy CD 1"
      "Hardy CD 2"

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    7. Re:Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      and when he was finally connected to tech support, they told him to erase the HD and reinstall everything.

      If Windows 7 continues to crash, then they will submit a bug report for you.

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    8. Re:Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or there's always Revelation 8:1:
      "And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour."

    9. Re:Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by OzoneLad · · Score: 1

      and when he was finally connected to tech support, they told him to erase the HD and reinstall everything.

      Is that when he tried to save some of his work using this "Noah's Ark" external storage device?

    10. Re:Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by LittleBigScript · · Score: 1

      "...and on the seventh day he rebooted."

    11. Re:Isn't There a biblical passage For This? by rant64 · · Score: 1

      ...and on the seventh day, He exited from Append mode.

  30. Time for... by cosmocain · · Score: 1

    ...a wiki-quote:

    There are seven fundamental types of catastrophes. - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven.

    so this is the end of windows?

  31. Pulled out of thin air, makes sense by noidentity · · Score: 1

    As much wonderful sense as this makes on first glance, it seems as if Microsoft's marketing teams pulled this number out of thin air

    So basically, they pulled this number out of their heads?

    1. Re:Pulled out of thin air, makes sense by Migity · · Score: 1

      I think it went like this: Let's see...multiply by 4...carry the 2...7!

  32. That's strange... by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

    ...the tech community has been calling it "Windows 7" for awhile now.

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  33. Others do this as well. by houghi · · Score: 1

    openSUSE uses numbering that is based on nothing but marketing for a LONG time. The meaning of the x.0 in openSUSE is pure marketing and has no technical background. If there are any things that could make it any of them an x.0 release, it is purely based on coincidence.

    Basicaly it goes a bit like
    openSUSE x.0
    SLE x
    openSUSE x.1
    opensuse x.2
    openSUSE x.3
    openSUSE x+1.0
    SLE x+1 ...

    All of that is not set in stone.

    That said, it is a bit disappointing that they choose such almost random numbers and names. The sort of names they had
    1.0 2.0 3.1 3.11
    95 98
    Millenium
    2000 2003
    XP NT Vista
    7

    Looks like a big mess.

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  34. Makes Sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the kernel verison is 6.1, 6+1 = 7. Therefore, Windows 7

  35. Trollish summary by eebra82 · · Score: 1

    As much wonderful sense as this makes on first glance, it seems as if Microsoft's marketing teams pulled this number out of thin air: the Windows 7 kernel is version 6.1, and there's no way Windows 7 adds up as the seventh release of Windows anyway.

    Why must it have anything to do with the kernel version anyway? 7 has as much to do with 6.1 as Vista has with 6.0. Fact is, 7 sounds nice and fresh. They probably used this name internally for a long time and ended up settling with it because they liked it.

    And to be fair, Microsoft has not used the kernel version in its branding ever since Windows NT 4.0. They have no reason to start doing so anytime soon either.

  36. Technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is all just speculation, by the way. Technically, it _is_ windows 7. NT4 was just that, then XP was actually like NT5, and Vista was NT6, and now this is 7. I'm sure they're unrelated, but by going on Microsoft's numbering convention it is 7. It seems that 95/98/2000/ME/2003 were a separate line from NT4/XP/Vista/7. I only say this because if you enable the little version number thing in XP and Vista then you get 5 and 6 respectively.

  37. Yay, numbers are back by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

    good trend imho! Version numbers in names are much better than random letter combinations like XP, FX, GTX, or years like 98, 2005, ...

    1. Re:Yay, numbers are back by itamihn · · Score: 1

      Better than letter combinations like Dapper Drake, Edgy Eft, Feisty Fawn, Gutsy Gibbon, Hardy Heron, Intrepid Ibex, Jazzy Jackal, Kamikaze Kiwi, Lazy Lobster...

    2. Re:Yay, numbers are back by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

      Ok, I can't define why, but I like those names like "Dapper Drake" and stuff, but I don't like names like "Photoshop CS", "Windows XP", "Geforce 4 MX", "Office .NET". I don't know why this is, but I prefer numbers for e.g. Photoshop. But anyway, don't Ubuntu releases have version numbers in the name anyway and these random texts are just codenames of the releases?

    3. Re:Yay, numbers are back by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Linus

  38. the reason by Larryish · · Score: 1

    The reason that they are calling it "Windows 7" is because if they called it "Windows 6", people would refer to it as "Windows 666" and that is way too close to the truth for the MS marketing department.

  39. Definitely NOT a good name in Cantonese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    In Cantonese, 7 is pronounced as qi(æY')
    Which describe a stupid /foolish looking stuff.

    For example...

    That guy is very "7"
    (That guy is acting like a fool)

    and...

    Windows is very "7". It show up blue screen again.
    (Windows is stupid that always halt)

  40. Windows started at version 3...? by Joce640k · · Score: 2, Interesting
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    1. Re:Windows started at version 3...? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That's hilarious.

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    2. Re:Windows started at version 3...? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Wow! He was much calmer and more coherent back then.

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  41. Microsoft naming conventions are absurd by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Okay, it goes like this:

    DOS based Windows 1.x, 2.x, 3.x, then the 'ol switcheroo and the NT based picks up right DOS based left off:3.5, 4.0, and the DOS based goes to years: 95, 98, the then 'ol switcheroo again, and the the NT base again picks up where DOS based left off and the NT based goes to 2000, and the DOS based goes to the double letter convention ME. Confused yet?

    Then, for the third time, the NT based picks up on the DOS naming convention (now the double letters) and msft comes out with XP. Okay, that's three naming conventions so far: numbers 1.x, 2.x, 3.x, years: 95, 98, 2000, and double letter: NT, ME, CE, XP; and now msft abandons all of those conventions for newest OS: Vista.

    Okay, so what comes after Vista? Msft - for about the 8th time - changes their naming convention again to go back to the numbering convention with Windows 7.

    1. Re:Microsoft naming conventions are absurd by Shados · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That still doesn't beat the .NET framework naming convention.

      1.0 -> 1.1, breaking change, run side by side.
      2.0 breaking change, change of the compiler (ok, so that makes sense.
      3.0, just an extra set of libs for 2.0, no change beyond that (wtf)
      3.5, NOT a breaking change over 2.0, but an extremely major version (bigger changes than for all of the previous versions, though non-breaking). Still refered to 2.0 for configuration purposes, like in IIS, as the CLR didn't change.
      4.0 (tentative, most likely will run side by side).

      It doesn't make any fucking sense.

    2. Re:Microsoft naming conventions are absurd by Shados · · Score: 1

      oh, and between 3.5 and 4.0, we have 3.5 SP1, which is about as big a change as 2.0 to 3.0 (actually, bigger changes), and has some regressions. Again, doesn't make any fucking sense.

    3. Re:Microsoft naming conventions are absurd by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      At least it goes 1.x, 2.x, 3.x, 4.x; instead of 1.x, 2.x, 3.x, 95, NT, 98, ME, 2000, XP, 2003, Vista, 7.x.

    4. Re:Microsoft naming conventions are absurd by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You forgot "3.5 SP1", which was another major version - it included a major 2.0 VM/runtime update which, among other things, broke existing code. And of course introduction of some new major stuff such as ADO.NET Entity Framework and ASP.NET Dynamic Data, plus a plethora of updates across the existing libs (WPF, ASP.NET etc).

      By the way, 3.5 pre-SP1 also updated the 2.0 runtime and libs (to "2.0 SP1" - 3.5 SP1 updates them to "2.0 SP2"), so it also had some minor irks - but much fewer than 3.5 SP1, because of the magnitude of changes in the VM. It did add a few new types to the base libraries, too (such as INotifyPropertyChanging), so if you develop on a machine with 3.5 installed, but want your code to run on plain 2.0, do watch out!

      By the way, 4.0 will be a major version for sure (it has been said many times on the blogs and Connect), so it's going to be side-by-side, no doubt about that now.

    5. Re:Microsoft naming conventions are absurd by Shados · · Score: 1

      I had already posted about the 3.5SP1 thing (replying to myself) right after posting the above, if you didn't notice :)

      And yeah, 4.0 will be a major version, but it could be a major version like 3.5, which cannot break backward compatibility, or only breaks a little, and thus doesn't end up running side by side. They didn't decide yet, from what I was told in discussions with various managers at Microsoft.

      It -does- break compatibility more so than 3.5, thats for sure. Bugs I reported from 2.0 that were put as "Won't fix" because of the compatibility constraints were reopened and fixed for 4.0. So I guess you're right, they won't have much choice but to make it side by side... but its not officially decided, not even internally, as far as I'm told.

    6. Re:Microsoft naming conventions are absurd by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I had already posted about the 3.5SP1 thing (replying to myself) right after posting the above, if you didn't notice :)

      I didn't notice because I read at 3+, and your reply was not modded up the same way the original post was :)

      And yeah, 4.0 will be a major version, but it could be a major version like 3.5, which cannot break backward compatibility, or only breaks a little, and thus doesn't end up running side by side. They didn't decide yet, from what I was told in discussions with various managers at Microsoft.

      From the blogs at least, it was pretty clear that they were doing some changes in the runtime. But then again, at MS, managers usually have the final word, so... we'll see in two weeks, I guess.

      Bugs I reported from 2.0 that were put as "Won't fix" because of the compatibility constraints were reopened and fixed for 4.0.

      That's also it. What's more telling was that some of Connect bugs which were thus reopened/fixed previously had comments along the lines of, "we cannot fix this now because it requires a breaking change in the runtime".

  42. They need to be cool like Apple. by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple names their versions after cats and what chases cats?
    So Windows CE/Mobile will be called Windows Poodle.
    Windows 7 will be Windows Jackal.

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    1. Re:They need to be cool like Apple. by wfstanle · · Score: 1

      "Apple names their versions after cats and what chases cats?"

      Well it all depends on what type of cat you are talking about. For most of the big cats, nothing except for man.

    2. Re:They need to be cool like Apple. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      and scavengers...

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    3. Re:They need to be cool like Apple. by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1
      They could do a super media tie-in, and since I hear the 80's comeback is almost over, it's time for:

      Windows Jackyl: The only OS that uses a chainsaw as a pointing device.

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    4. Re:They need to be cool like Apple. by nutshell42 · · Score: 1
      Actually, it'd be more like

      Windows Habitat Destruction (Windows 7),

      Windows Automatic Weapon (Windows Mobile) and

      Windows Holocene Extinction Event (Windows Server)

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    5. Re:They need to be cool like Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Nugent? Palin?

    6. Re:They need to be cool like Apple. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Considering the wy Windows occasionally treats the user "Windows Jackass" should also work just fine. It lso allows them to blame all BSODs on Johnny Knoxville.

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  43. version 7 for consumer OSs by nycguy · · Score: 1

    For the OS version, I think it's like this:

    (1) Windows 1.x
    (2) Windows 2.x
    (3) Windows 3.x
    (4) Windows 9x (95, 98, Millenium--all just iterations of the same OS)
    (5) Windows XP
    (6) Windows Vista
    (7) Windows 7

    Kernel 6.1 is the NT numbering.

  44. The truth? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Is that they knew they wouldn't be able to get away with Windows 2041.

     

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  45. Does it matter by FadedTimes · · Score: 1

    Does it matter that it does not add up to 7 and the kernel version is 6.1? I am still waiting for winamp 4. I know.. I know.. Winamp 2+3 = 5

  46. It's for 2007 by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

    They're being preemptive about being behind schedule.

  47. Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, and Kevin Spacey... by CF4L · · Score: 1

    They are going to have Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, and Kevin Spacey act as the new promoters and use them in commercials committing sins by using Mac computers This will go over just as well as the Bill Gates / Jerry Seinfeld commercials

  48. Star Trek Reference by tclark · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've heard it said that MS needs to win over the geek crowd of early adopters. Maybe this is an attempt to get them with an implied Seven of Nine reference. All it needs now is an ad campaign featuring Jeri Ryan.

    1. Re:Star Trek Reference by thompson.ash · · Score: 1

      Amen to that!

      Jeri Ryan in a tight os-tan style costume...

      I'd buy it!

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    2. Re:Star Trek Reference by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      I think the ad campaign should also include The Emergency Medical Hologram (Doctor)

      Doctor: Why, 7, it appears you've gotten fatter.

      7 of 9: Why would you say that?

      Doctor: Well, all of my sensors are saying you're running much slower than last year.

      7 of 9: But nobody liked me last year.

      Doctor: Nonsense i've overheard the entire crew gossiping over how they all want to fuck you.

      7 of 9: Oh! Do they really?

      Doctor: No... I lied, like that time you bragged about your so called new security protocols.

      7 of 9: But they were better.

      Doctor: Yes they were better, but the ship's firewall made no sense.

      7 of 9: Doctor... may i ask you something?

      Doctor: Sure you can.

      7 of 9: Will they give me another chance?

      Doctor: Of course they will... Have you seen your tits?!

    3. Re:Star Trek Reference by TrekkieTechie · · Score: 1

      Justin Long: Hi, I'm a Mac.
      Jeri Ryan: And I'm a PC.
      Justin Long: Oh, hey there, PC. What's, uh... what's going on?
      Jeri Ryan: Not much, just polishing my Start Orb.
      Justin Long: That's cool, that's cool. So... that suit fits you really well.
      Jeri Ryan: Oh, thanks! *flutters eyelashes*
      Justin Long: You know, uh, I can run Windows, now.
      Jeri Ryan: *giggles* You're pretty cute for a laser-carved hunk of aluminum.
      Justin Long: Unnngghhhh...

    4. Re:Star Trek Reference by savethelecture · · Score: 1

      All it needs now is an ad campaign featuring Jeri Ryan.

      I have a feeling that this will be more of a campaign using Jerry Lewis (Bob rest his soul). I mean... they have been using the same sounds as he did in his movies...

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  49. Too obsessive by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know that slashdotters don't like Microsoft, but isn't it a little too obsessive to be criticising them for their version numbering scheme? Isn't that like hating someone because their hair is just the wrong shade of brown or the daiameter of the buttons on their shirt are a millimetre too small?

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    1. Re:Too obsessive by SimonGhent · · Score: 1

      or the daiameter of the buttons on their shirt are a millimetre too small?

      Yeah, you would say that wouldn't you Jeff "small-buttons" Hornby!

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      simon
    2. Re:Too obsessive by residieu · · Score: 1

      They're not the first product to skip version numbers entirely (winamp, netscape). I'm sure somebody initially did a quick count and came up with 7, then everyone decided 7 sounded like a good number and they just decided to go with that. It's a bit unfortunate that they didn't decide to up the version number of the kernel as well so they match, but I guess the kernel team is too stubborn to change versions at the whim of marketing.

    3. Re:Too obsessive by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      It's a bit unfortunate that they didn't decide to up the version number of the kernel as well so they match, but I guess the kernel team is too stubborn to change versions at the whim of marketing.

      More like marketing is smart enough to know that no one except the people here will give two shits about the accuracy of the version number. They are also smart enough to know that, at least in the US, seven is commonly considered to be a lucky number, and this leaves a slightly more positive impression than over numbers. I know it seems silly, but when your job is to give a product a positive impressions, you do everything you can.

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    4. Re:Too obsessive by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Hello, Jeff, welcome to Slashdot. I see that you're new here, so let me show you around...

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    5. Re:Too obsessive by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 1

      I know that slashdotters don't like Microsoft, but isn't it a little too obsessive to be criticising them for their version numbering scheme? Isn't that like hating someone because their hair is just the wrong shade of brown or the daiameter of the buttons on their shirt are a millimetre too small?

      Said the stupid Nehru jacket wearing towhead...

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    6. Re:Too obsessive by crazyvas · · Score: 1

      You must be new here. Welcome!

    7. Re:Too obsessive by shaitand · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with disliking microsoft, this has to do with technical accuracy. The fact that its Microsoft being inaccurate just ads fuel to the fire.

      They could have called it bobofett if they wanted, but they just had to give an inaccurate version number.

    8. Re:Too obsessive by glwtta · · Score: 1

      If you love Microsoft so much, why don't you marry it? Microsoft-lover.

      Hate is all-or-nothing, baby!

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    9. Re:Too obsessive by booyabazooka · · Score: 1

      To be fair, Ubuntu does take a lot of crap for being the wrong shade of brown.

    10. Re:Too obsessive by Eil · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I like the tone of your voice, sir.

    11. Re:Too obsessive by savethelecture · · Score: 1

      You are SO correct. They should be doing this for the HEAD OF THE BETA TESTING DEPARTMENT who give their OK that the product is "ready to lauch" (Kasidis-head beta testing)

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    12. Re:Too obsessive by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 1

      Hello Aphoxema

      Been here for years. Many more years that you in fact (take a look at the user numbers).

      But thanks for the offer.

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    13. Re:Too obsessive by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 1

      why is it all these non-shavers with extremely high user numbers think they've been here longer than me?

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      Why doesn't Slashdot ever get slashdotted?
    14. Re:Too obsessive by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Oh, I know, I got a multiple of 5 on you, it's just funny when I think I'm funny.

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      "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"
  50. Just like MS Word by boristdog · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember how MS Word 6 came right after MS Word 2?

    Wordperfect was already on version 5.1, so MS didn't want to seem behind the curve. Hence they just jumped to Word 6.

    1. Re:Just like MS Word by billlava · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, Mac OS is already way past 10, but I guess they're beating the Linux kernel in version numbering...

    2. Re:Just like MS Word by uncle+slacky · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it was because they were already up to Word 5.1 on the Mac - it created a unified numbering scheme.

      Rob

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      Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it.
    3. Re:Just like MS Word by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      Uh, not quite. Word for Mac was already on version 5.1, and Microsoft wanted to sync up the version numbers between the two. Something similar happened when Office 95 was released, bringing all of the Office applications up to version 7.0.

      Of course, that's gone by the wayside at least in terms of the consumer-facing version numbers. Haven't checked the "real" one for Office for Mac for a while.

      --
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    4. Re:Just like MS Word by bigjarom · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just like there was no movie called "Malcolm IX". Spike Lee knew that the Land Before Time series was going to be getting into the higher numbers so he just had to preempt them.

  51. Re: Vista != null by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to Wikipedia, the releases of Windows NT were:

    NT 3.5 in Sept '94
    NT 4.0 (NT 4.0.138) in July '96
    Windows (aka NT 5.0.2195) in Feb '00
    Windows XP (aka NT 5.1.2600) in Oct '01
    Server 2003 (aka NT 5.2.3790) in Apr '03
    Vista (aka NT 6.0.6001) in Nov '06 (volume) or Jan '07 (retail)
    Server 2008 (aka NT 6.0.6001) in Feb '08

    (*** technically the version information listed for Vista is incorrect; Vista RTM was 6.0.6000; Vista SP1 is 6.0.6001 and is the same kernel as Server 2008 RTM.)

  52. Kernel version unimportant by kannibul · · Score: 1

    What version Linux kernal are most of you running? I remember running Mandrake 8.0, and the kernal wasn't even close to that version - 2.3 or something...don't remember!

  53. What makes you think it's kernel 6.1? by Your.Master · · Score: 1

    I don't get why people think it's kernel 6.1. Was there an about box on a leaked internal build's screenshot that perhaps hadn't yet bumped the kernel version # yet? I wouldn't be astonished if that's the sort of thing that's changed last (it doesn't even really need localization work!).

    I thought Vista SP1 / Server 2008 were kernel 6.1 OS's, anyway. I hereby use my psychic powers to declare that the kernels are not in fact identical.

  54. versions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Windows 1.x = 1
    Windows 2.x = 2
    Windows NT / For Workgroups / 3.x = 3
    Windows NT 4 / Win95 / Win98 (SE) / WinME = 4
    Windows 2000 / XP / Server 2003 = 5
    Windows Vista / Server 2008 = 6
    Windows 7 = 7

    Source:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows#Timeline_of_releases
    (look at the "Current version/build" column)

  55. New thought by syrinx · · Score: 1

    They just liked "Seven". It's got cachet up the yin-yang!

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  56. I think we found the problem... by Jodka · · Score: 0

    Seriously, does this guy look like he could count to seven?

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    Ceci n'est pas une signature.
    1. Re:I think we found the problem... by Leonidas89 · · Score: 1

      Nope, but he looks like he can sell seven windows vista to a blind guy that thinks he's buying Mozarts entire artwork.

  57. I wouldn't give MS too much crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where did versions 1-9 of OSX go?
    And they've been on 10.x for the past 8 years?

  58. Makes sence, sinceVista SP1 is [Version 6.0.6001] by Ruvim · · Score: 1

    Running ver on VistaSP1 returns: Microsoft Windows [Version 6.0.6001] So, yeah, it kinda makes sense calling the next major version 7.

  59. It's actually a code name... by eegad · · Score: 1

    for Windows 97. It's just shipping a little late.

  60. Horcruxes! by Fished · · Score: 1

    At last, Bill Gates has gone farther than anyone down the road that leads to immortality!

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    "He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. " -- John Calvin, commenting on Genesis 1
  61. 7 of 9? by Lord+Jester · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They should try to get Jeri Ryan as a spokes persons and Majel Barrett's permission.

    Do a few "sexy" ads. Try to get some geek love back.

  62. Oops? by Wanado · · Score: 0

    Just call it Windows Sorry?

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  63. its by JustOK · · Score: 1

    The answer is obvious: they used Excel to do the calculations

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  64. Seriously? You guys don't know this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows
    Windows 2
    Windows 3

    At this point Windows "forked" into Win9x and NT. As we all know, the 9x branch died with WinME and NT took over for consumers with WinXP.

    Windows NT 3.5
    Windows NT 4
    Windows 2000 (5)
    Windows XP (5.1)
    Windows 2003 (5.2)
    Windows Vista & 2008 (6.0)
    Windows 7

    If you want to verify, just type "ver" on any of these operating systems and they'll show you the same thing.

  65. Mod parent up by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Nobody posting here will ever be rich so long as their product names depends on obsessing over kernel numbers.

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    No sig today...
  66. Windows 7 of 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for all you Star Trek fans out there.

  67. Mojave by hansamurai · · Score: 3, Funny

    And here I thought they'd call it Windows Mojave!

  68. Correction... by Dzimas · · Score: 1

    The actual list is more akin to... Win 95 Win 98 Win 2000 Win ME Win XP Vista Win 7 (although I had to overlook Windows Server 2003 and 2008 - not sure how MS perceives them internally) Forget the "Windows 1.0," to "3.X" stuff - they were merely crippled GUI shells.

  69. Isn't Seven lucky in China by goombah99 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    For give me if I don't know my chinese numerology but I've heard that 7 is a lucky number in china and people like to see multiple repetitions of the number.

    The word "Windows" is seven letters long so that makes it 77.

    As stupid as that sounds, I'm sure MS is looking to China as a much easier place to grow than battling for marginal market share in the saturated western market.

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    Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    1. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by 808Lupine · · Score: 2, Informative

      8 is lucky, that's why Olympics opened on 08.08.08

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    2. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by ianare · · Score: 1

      The problem with China though is the rampant piracy. They were selling Vista disk for a few dollars before it was even released.
      Then, MS had to cut prices to $66 just to sell any copies.

      Here in the west at least most of the customers actually pay.

    3. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by jweller · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with China though is the rampant piracy.
      They were selling Vista disk for a few dollars before it was even released.

      So they were selling it for what it is worth. Sounds fair to me.

    4. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could explain to me why those that do pay should have to subsidize the price for countries that refuse to pay. Because I don't understand why MS should be allowed to pass the bill in that sort of obvious way to the people that are willing to pay the normal price. Either way they're screwing most of their customers.

    5. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Vagnaard · · Score: 1
      Are you saying that if we continue to mass pirate thing, we will actually get to pay what they are worth ?

      Interesting!

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    6. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by lysergic.acid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      um, that's not how software sales work. it costs a lot of money to develop new software, but not to make copies of it. as sales volume increases, unit costs shrink to zero. and someone downloading a copy of Windows off of the internet (or buying a pirated disk) doesn't cost Microsoft anything. it's not like each time a pirate duplicates the 1's and 0's that Windows consists of, Microsoft suddenly loses money or has their operational costs increased.

      and selling the OS for $66 in a different market doesn't affect the U.S. market in any way. they're not selling the product at a loss; they're still making money on each sale. so who are you subsidizing? if you feel the need to give Microsoft your money, that's your choice. that doesn't mean other people have to do the same. Chinese consumers refused to buy the OS at Microsoft's initial price point. so Microsoft was forced to lower the price to get people to buy their product. this happens with every market and has nothing to do with piracy.

      if you think Microsoft is charging you too much for their OS, then maybe you shouldn't have bought it. don't bitch about Chinese consumers holding out for a better deal just because you're stupid with your own money.

    7. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by eln · · Score: 1

      Actually, in Chinese numerology the number 7 is associated with sadness and tragedy. So yah, a very good number for Windows.

    8. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that, to a minority, that's the idea. Others just steal, and are no different from people who steal from a regular store. No honour among thieves??

    9. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is lucky in China, but it is certainly a lucky number in Britain.

    10. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by besalope · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here in the west at least most of the customers actually pay.

      Nah, we go to MS Tech Launch events and get Vista for free.

    11. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Microsoft will be lucky if they sell 7 legitimate copies of any OS in China. By some accounts 90% or more of software in China is counterfeit.

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    12. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by plague3106 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Well, if people use software MS would have otherwise been paid for, they are costing Microsoft money. Your argument only holds provided people don't actually use software they didn't purchase.

    13. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      I haven't purchased it yet. I want the deal the Chinese got. Should I hold my breath?

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      Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!
    14. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Almahtar · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that you didn't get the joke?

    15. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Nebu · · Score: 1

      Well, if people use software MS would have otherwise been paid for, they are costing Microsoft money.

      No, there's a difference between costing someone money, and not giving them the profit they would have made had you given them money.

      Your argument only holds provided people don't actually use software they didn't purchase.

      Not sure what "your argument" refers to (maybe you should quote the argument?). I just wanted to elaborate on your point: If you use Microsoft software, you may be costing them money, in that your software probably uses up resource (CPU time, bandwidth) from their Windows Update server.

      In other words, downloading a copy of Windows XP from a torrent doesn't automatically/immediately cost Microsoft any money, but everyone who is using Microsoft software is (probably) costing Microsoft money.

    16. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      couple points

      Piracy could have been a factor. Piracy was indeed rampant, and that could have been one of the reasons. With out having a control group of China that was not exposed to piracy, its very difficult to see what kind of an impact it had.

      An individual's choice to buy or not buy a product will not influence the price. Only if they individuals act in concert, either through a shared value system that leads them to individually decide the product is not worth the asking price or through an organized boycott. But the effects of either will be greatly diminished if there are large businesses that will buy it at the selling price.

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    17. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by mwoliver · · Score: 1

      Nice.

      Only here on /. is years worth of programming effort deemed worthy of piracy simply because the brand "Microsoft" is on the box, and considered "insightful" to boot.

      We are doomed. Why don't you shelve the Microsoft hatred for a few minutes and think.

      Oh, wait...

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    18. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by goban19 · · Score: 1

      No it only costs MS money provided that they would buy it if it DID cost them something. Far more will buy a product for 1 dollar than 200.

    19. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      No actually you missed the facetious nature of the comments completely. They stem from the fact that Microsoft overcharged for their operating system. They even refuse to lower the price on their now out of date Windows XP operating system and continue to sell it for full-price.

    20. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by stbill79 · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, what would stop someone from buying legit Chinese (or any other cheaper country) copies of Windows/Office, then reselling them in Europe or the US? I imagine MS has some sort of 'clause' that prohibits it, but how could a court uphold it?

      Seems like US and European consumers get shafted time and again with 'global' markets. Our corporate masters have us racing towards the bottom, competing with cheap foreign labor both exported and imported (think H1b visas), yet we little guys don't seem to get many of the benefits of open borders, especially when it comes to IP heavy products like software, movies/music, pharmaceuticals, etc.

    21. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by phedre · · Score: 1

      A waste of money is still a waste of money, no matter if it's a few dollars or a few hundred.

    22. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by powerspike · · Score: 1

      so what does that say about linux been given away ?

    23. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Dayze!Confused · · Score: 1

      You're right, you don't know your chinese numerology.
          Even numbers are lucky in chinese culture, (except the number 4 because it rhymes with death). You are thinking of western culture where numbers such as 3,7 and 9 are considered lucky. For example, the 21 shot salute being made of 7 people firing 3 shots.

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    24. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by haut · · Score: 1

      There's not a problem with a company deciding to set prices differently by country, but I don't want to see any restrictions on bringing in a Chinese version of software either. They should be allowed the freedom to set prices and we should be allowed the freedom of buying from wherever we would like. Now if MS decides to make the Chinese version unable to run fully in English (or differentiate it in some other way making it less attractive to non Chinese customers), that would be their choice as well. I just want to make sure my country's judicial, law enforcement, and taxation systems aren't used to enforce some artificial purchasing restrictions.

    25. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      My lucky number is ln(2pi)

      http://www.xkcd.com/487/

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    26. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      Funny thing that, people that buy stuff think they pay what something is worth. yet people who sell stuff sell it for what they think they can get.

       

    27. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Damn it! were you TRYING to get me to pirate?

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    28. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      No, not really. MS should have $200 more (or whatever price) any way you look at it. You're arguing semantics, but the effects are the same. You've used someone else's time and investment for free, when they clearly were intending to work for free.

      If someone takes the website I'm working on now for a client, and replaces the business name and some of the text, they are using my work (time) without my permission. It's not right.

    29. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      You're just rationalizing theft. If someone wants to sell something, and you're not willing to pay the price, then you need to go without. It's entirely likely that many of the pirates WOULD pay if they had no choice but to pay. They obviously see value in it, or why would you pirate when you can get an alternative for free? Or is Linux really not as good as people here claim?

    30. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Nebu · · Score: 1

      MS should have $200 more (or whatever price) any way you look at it.

      Avoid "should" statements. See the Is-Ought Problem for why.

      If someone takes the website I'm working on now for a client, and replaces the business name and some of the text, they are using my work (time) without my permission. It's not right.

      I don't disagree, and never said otherwise. I was just pointing out that the word "cost" has a generally agreed upon meaning, and if you use that word to refer to someone else, you'll merely innocently confuse them a best, or maliciously mislead them at worst.

      If you want to argue about the morality of someone taking advantage of someone else's work without permission, just say it's not right to take advantage of someone else's work without permission. No need to muddy the waters by using inappropriate terms like "cost".

    31. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the cultural norm is why. There was a paper showing that piracy helped windows get a massive edge over alternatives in China, e.g. if it wasn't free they would NOT use it. Also it is not theft it is copyright infringemnt, there is a big differnce. It is like advertizing when someone pirates windows, at zero cost. And yes linux is that good but quality doesn't matter much, it is all image. The average user does not try many OSes and decide which is best.

    32. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by plague3106 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is the cultural norm is why.

      Ahh.. so murder would be ok if it became acceptable to a large enough population?

      There was a paper showing that piracy helped windows get a massive edge over alternatives in China, e.g. if it wasn't free they would NOT use it.

      Interesting, but useless. Without a control group (which requires a version of Windows impossible to pirate), the paper doesn't prove anything. Windows became popular in the US without the need for massive piracy; China is no different.

      Also it is not theft it is copyright infringemnt, there is a big differnce.

      Semantics. You're taken someone's time and investment and not compensated them for it, when they clearly expectd compensation.

      It is like advertizing when someone pirates windows, at zero cost.

      Just a rationalization of theft. Stealing Gap jeans "advertises" them as well. The cost for MS though is the pay of it's employees and research. Or do you think each version of Windows magically appears at MS, ready for them to sell?

      And yes linux is that good but quality doesn't matter much, it is all image. The average user does not try many OSes and decide which is best.

      So it's ok to steal because you're lazy. Got ya.

    33. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China by sgbett · · Score: 1

      In china its 8.

      7 is certainly UK, and possible elsewhere.

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  70. PR wins? by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    Makes me wonder how much money Microsoft shelled out to a PR firm to come up with a winning name. This brilliant idea reaks of focus group thinking...

  71. uh, get over it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I'm currently running 8.04 Hardy, and after come checking you're never going to believe what I've found. It's running kernel version 2.6! What a freaking scam.

    Plus, after some more checking I've come to realize that it's NOT EVEN THE 8th VERSION OF LINUX! Believe me, I tried counting in all sorts of different ways, there's absolutely no way to come up with 8 unless you buy into the whole "4 is the new 1" idea.

    a: Hey, I have an idea guys, lets start our versioning at 4!
    b: You sir, are a genius, let us drink to your success!

    Or... maybe you should all get over it because it's impossible for one version number to convey what version of the plethora of component softwares that any complex software has are.

    I happen to like the name Windows 7. My guess is it's because there is lots of buzz about skipping to Win7 from XP, combined with the fact that "win-dows" and "se-ven" have the same number of syllables, which makes the name sound good (you know, just like "Vis-ta" and "X-P") to the ear.

    Of course, that won't satisfy the anti-M$ crowd here, so try this one: Vista was a word before it was an OS. X and P were just letters that often stood for things (eXperience Points, etc). M-e used to spell 'me'. M$ is now trying to EEE our numbers. I realize it's not as ambitious as some of their other attempts at numbers (3.11, 2000, etc), but A) they're better at writing operating systems now and are less likely to fail and B) they have picked a much smaller number.

  72. As if Microsoft has a lock on bad name conventions by Delusion_ · · Score: 1

    ... at least it's not cutsey.

    Millennium was close to cutsey, but even that's not in the same league as Ubuntu's childish and unprofessional naming convention.

  73. Completing the chart... by argent · · Score: 1

    A few additions... for example there were two major releases of NT 3.x. And some pre-release names:

    Major DOS-based Windows:

    Windows
    Windows 2.0
    Windows 3.0
    Windows 3.11
    Windows for Workgroups
    Windows 95
    Windows 98
    Windows 98 Second Edition
    Windows Me

    I don't know what kinds of internal numeric designations the post-3.11 versions had, though WfW was 3.11 based. I don't recall exactly how much distinction there was between WfW and Windows 3.11, but there was definitely separate install sets for both.

    Major Windows NT releases:

    Windows NT 3.1
    Windows NT 3.51
    Windows NT 4.0
    Windows 2000 (NT 5.0, Cairo)
    Windows XP (5.1)
    Windows 2003 (5.2)
    Windows Vista & 2008 (6.0, Longhorn)
    Windows 7 (6.1, Windows 7)

    There's also Pen Windows (a fork of Windows 3.x for tablets) and Windows CE.

    1. Re:Completing the chart... by Locutus · · Score: 1

      Nice list and much more accurate. Also, the list would probably be 50% longer if the Windows CE versions were included.

      Boy, seeing "Cairo" listed reminds me of all the hope of really deep OO( Object Oriented ) desktops and APIs. As usual, it takes Microsoft about 10 years to catch up to what the tech crowds are doing.

      LoB

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      "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
  74. Brie time, baby! by Fishbulb · · Score: 1

    Seven's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. Seven doors. Seven, man! That's the number! Seven chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch! You know that old children's tale from the sea? It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby!

    Makes as much sense as anything else.

  75. Re:As if Microsoft has a lock on bad name conventi by meringuoid · · Score: 1
    Millennium was close to cutsey, but even that's not in the same league as Ubuntu's childish and unprofessional naming convention.

    According to their webpage, the current version of Ubuntu is called '8.04 LTS'. A new release called '8.10' is coming out at the end of the month. What's this unprofessional naming convention you're talking about? Perhaps you have some internal development codenames in mind?

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  76. Why didn't they do something like for vista? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Why didn't they do something like for vista?

    1. Re:Why didn't they do something like for vista? by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      Why didn't they do something like for vista?

      Because it uses so much memory that you *can't* run multiple apps at once?

  77. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Numbers in Chinese culture

    It's 8 that's lucky.

  78. You may want to check your math... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The OP may want to check his math, and his rabid MS hatred.

    As much wonderful sense as this makes on first glance, it seems as if Microsoft's marketing teams pulled this number out of thin air: the Windows 7 kernel is version 6.1, and there's no way Windows 7 adds up as the seventh release of Windows anyway."

    Windows NT 4.0 is... well, version 4
    Windows 2000 is... Windows 5.0
    Windows XP is.... Windows 6.0
    Windows 7 is... Windows 7.0

    See how that works? It's pretty easy to understand, once you get the hang of simple math.

  79. 7 comes from their simplified marketing strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there will be:
    Windows 7 Ultimate 1 - $99
    Windows 7 Ultimate 2 - $109
    Windows 7 Ultimate 3 - $129
    Windows 7 Ultimate 4 - $139
    Windows 7 Ultimate 5 - $259
    Windows 7 Ultimate 6 - $319
    Windows 7 Ultimate 7 - $419

  80. Windows 7? i7? by Carbon016 · · Score: 1

    Smells like a plot. Remember, neither really make any sense with respect to the version history of the two companies' products.

  81. It can be 7... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Windows 3.x

    Windows 95 (4)

    Windows 98 (5)

    Windows ME (6)

    Windows XP (7)

    Windows Vista (8)

    Windows 7

    However, if you look at 95/98/ME as one OS you get...

    Windows 3.x
    Windows 95/98/ME (4)
    Windows XP (5)
    Windows Vista (6)
    Windows 7 (7)

    And that's how many of us feel about 95/98/ME. It was one OS with some major service packs and very few feature ads or interface changes.

    So I can see it being Windows 7. XP was a significant change from 9x, Vista was an awful change from XP.

    1. Re:It can be 7... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's how many of us feel about 95/98/ME. It was one OS with some major service packs and very few feature ads or interface changes.

      It's how MS feels about it. Type "ver" in the command prompt on any of them and you'll be told it's version 4. People are obsessing about a stupid blog post from someone who doesn't have a clue.

  82. Isn't Seven lucky in China: No by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Informative
    For give me if I don't know my chinese numerology but I've heard that 7 is a lucky number in china and people like to see multiple repetitions of the number.

    No, in China 8 is the luckiest number. Partly because the word (ba) sounds like that for "prosperity".

    It's actually in western countries that 7 is lucky.

    1. Re:Isn't Seven lucky in China: No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's actually in western countries that 7 is lucky.

      I think it was Leibniz (the inventor of the binary number system) who started that.To him, 111 (binary representation of 7) represented the holy trinity

  83. two minutes hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are all you little goose steppers happy that you got your daily two minutes hate in or do we need to dredge up something else that is technically correct for people who care to look past the ends of their noses but doesn't make sense to fanbois who can't be bothered to understand?

    sounds more and more like some fundie religious cult to me.

  84. enough already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whats up with 200 posts with exactly same theory of Windows version numbering`?

    How about writing something useful?

  85. Name style change by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    windows + version number, year, "new technology", year+new technology, xp and vista... so next one could be new technology+version number, 7 name style changes over the product history.

    Anyway, if you plan already into buying it, probably your counting system is "1... 2... big numbers" so the 7 don't matter a lot.

  86. Seven bluescreens a day by Jimmy+Avalanche · · Score: 1

    I think they should've gone with Windows Soda.

  87. You need a lesson in OS by pikine · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I don't know what you think an OS is, but let me tell you what it is. Operating system is a layer in the computing platform that arbitrates the sharing of resources among several processes which run under it. Game that comes with its own device driver does not necessarily qualify for an OS. For the same reason, I don't consider DOS an OS because it doesn't arbitrate the sharing of computing resource. It never needed to because all DOS programs monopolize the computing resource on that computer.

    Windows has always had an API which allows cooperative multitasking and sharing of, at the very minimum, GUI resources. Windows 3.0 introduced a 386 enhanced mode which runs a 32-bit virtual machine hypervisor that makes Windows fully capable of preemptive scheduling of MS-DOS programs, although it's still vulnerable to ill-behaved 16-bit Windows programs. Windows 3.1 came with more device drivers, relying only on MS-DOS for networking and networked drives. In Windows 95, each WIN32 application has their own address space that is isolated from the 16-bit programs. However, since its UI framework (USER.EXE) is still a 16-bit program, misbehaving WIN16 programs are still able to bring WIN32 to its knee. That does not negate the fact that Windows 95 is managing the sharing of pretty much all computing resources, though poorly.

    That said, Windows Vista almost disqualifies as an OS because the OS itself utilizes most of the resources on the computer, leaving little for application programs.

    It's not unusual for an OS to exit back to its underlying platform. Did you know that Minix (the OS that inspired Linux) can exit back to the boot loader, and Solaris (Sun OS) can exit back to OpenBoot (similar to OpenFirmware), much like how Windows 3.0, 3.1 and 95 exit back to DOS?

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    1. Re:You need a lesson in OS by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Disk Operating System is not an operating system?

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    2. Re:You need a lesson in OS by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      That said, Windows Vista almost disqualifies as an OS because the OS itself utilizes most of the resources on the computer, leaving little for application programs.

      Yeah, like I'm going to take "a lesson in OS" from somebody who says things like this. You are twisting your definition of an OS because you have an axe to grind. Hardly the most reliable "teacher".

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    3. Re:You need a lesson in OS by pikine · · Score: 1

      Out of all the things I said, you picked the red herring and neglected everything else that has merit. You must be a technology fan-person.

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    4. Re:You need a lesson in OS by pikine · · Score: 1

      You don't like the irony?

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    5. Re:You need a lesson in OS by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      Out of all the things I said, you picked the red herring and neglected everything else that has merit.

      When you claim to be informing us of something and we can easily spot a red herring, how do we not know the rest of it is better disguised red herrings?

      I'll just take it that you are 100% wrong. You define an OS as a platform that allows/manages multitasking. If something doesn't multitask, it can't have (or be) an OS. Having had computer engineering classes specifically on OSs, I can say that your definition is unrelated to every recognized definition of an OS I have ever seen. Give that and your liberal use of red herrings, I would ignore everything you have to say.

    6. Re:You need a lesson in OS by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Just like the Build In Operating System is not an BIOS :)

    7. Re:You need a lesson in OS by pikine · · Score: 1

      When you claim to be informing us of something and we can easily spot a red herring, how do we not know the rest of it is better disguised red herrings?

      Critical thinking skills, my friend. You expect people to spoon feed you on Slashdot? If you want, you can independently verify all my claims instead of arguing against my use of red herring, which I call a red herring because the statement about Vista apparently has nothing to do about the rest of what I said. And I'm not free to state my opinion? Bush damn it, but someone even mod me flamebait because of my opinion that they disagree with but have no spine to argue against. Anyway, your argument tactic is called "directed towards the person," or ad hominem, argument.

      I can say that your definition is unrelated to every recognized definition of an OS I have ever seen

      What do you think an OS is then?

      Furthermore, what kind of computer you have been studying? Microcomputers and FPGAs? Because resource sharing is really what MULTICS, one of the very first OS and the grandfather of all OSes, is all about. Without the need to share resources (multitask) there really is no reason to arbitrate resource sharing. Many embedded OSes are also resource sharing and multitasking, such as VxWorks and QNX. Many hardware engineers program on bare metal instead (i.e. without OS) because their process is the only one that ever runs on the hardware.

      Now that I've shown understanding of electrical engineering, can we be friends now?

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    8. Re:You need a lesson in OS by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What do you think an OS is then?

      Since you are either dumb as a rock or playing dumb, I'll make it simple. It's the part that goes between the hardware and the application.

    9. Re:You need a lesson in OS by pikine · · Score: 1

      An operating system does go between hardware and application (it's an attribute of it), but it has to do a lot more. Not everything that goes between application and hardware is an operating system. For example, a game's soundblaster driver is not an OS. A lot of things have firmware, which runs on the hardware of the device. A device driver typically talks to the firmware, so the firmware indeed sits between hardware and the application. But firmware is not an OS.

      Textbooks typically depict an OS to go between application and hardware, but any textbook would tell you that an OS manages the sharing of resources on a computer, in text. You are probably the kind of person who only looks at pretty pictures in a textbook or the opening sentence of each chapter.

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    10. Re:You need a lesson in OS by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You are probably the kind of person who only looks at pretty pictures in a textbook or the opening sentence of each chapter.

      Me likey pritty pictures. Yes, the first commercial OSs were multitasking, but then, they were for mainframes. What were all the first personal computers? Up to something like the Mac, they were dominantly single-task OSs. Or, as you claim, they were OS-less. If that's the case, if I were playing Empire on a DOS 6.2 286 with glorious CGA graphics, what was the OS? Was there none? You've claimed DOS wasn't an OS...

    11. Re:You need a lesson in OS by pikine · · Score: 1

      Mac OS had cooperative multitasking, so they were time sharing but in a non-enforceable way. At the very least, it has several programs loaded to the memory at the same time. And as I said before for Windows, the programs share the same graphics interface (video card, keyboard, mouse), which is true for Mac OS as well.

      Do you have any idea the kind of hackish maneuver you have do to share keyboard event with another program in DOS? You have to modify and chain the interrupt vector for keyboard IRQ and cross finger that the next interrupt handler doesn't unload itself in the future. There is no way to tell, and thankfully many such programs never exit until the computer is reset (there is no rebooting).

      I still maintain that DOS is not an OS. It's a bunch of library functions for disk I/O and loading executable images; that's about it. Even the previous generation non-smart cellphone have more proper OS than DOS.

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  88. aaawwwww by amnezick · · Score: 0

    I read the first 10 comments.
    $pattern="(silly explanation for the following 7 lines)
    1. (win release)
    2. (win release)
    3. (win release)
    4. (win release)
    5. (win release)
    6. (win release)
    7. Windows 7"

    scrolling down to comment ~#240 preg_match($pattern,$comment_body) still deosn't return 0 /* regexp addicts please press cancel and don't bother. I know my regexp is not a regexp. But guess what? It's not supposed to! */

    I remember when BG came to Romania and presented the (then) new Vista BS in some hospital and it ran soooooooooo sloooooooooow that a doctor asked "It runs kinda slow! What should we do if we need fast access to medical data?"
    (...)
    The idea being that maybe Windows 7 will run faster being modular and sht (at least that's what they say)

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  89. Let's see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 1.0
    Windows 2.x
    Windows 3.x (and to be nice we'll toss in WFWG)
    Windows 95
    Windows 98
    Windows ME (I know, they like to forget about this one)
    Windows NT 2.x (this one too)
    Windows NT 3.x
    Windows 2000
    Windows XP (or win2k+)
    Windows Vista
    Windows 7 (sounding more and more like fixed Vista, or Vista+)

    M$ math? as I'm having a hard time making groupings that are both logical AND add up to 7...

    Even if I dump Windows 1 & 2, as they we never popular or wrap them all up together under windows 3.x, and combine the two Windows NT named releases this is still adding up to more than 7 unless we also round up the 9xs + ME together... ugh... my head hurts... then 2k + XP

    Windows 1.0-3.x + WFWG
    Windows 9x/ME
    Windows NT
    Windows 2000/XP (they're nearly the same thing, more so than 95/98)
    Windows Vista

    hmmm...

    I give up, no grouping makes the slightest sense in adding up to the next one will be the 7th release, especially considering that I haven't even included the server releases a few of which could/probably should be considered separate releases in their own right.

  90. Re: oops left off "2000" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Copy/paste error formatting that post.

    Windows (aka NT 5.0.2195) in Feb '00

    should have been:

    Windows 2000 (aka NT 5.0.2195) in Feb '00

  91. What's in a name? by CrtxReavr · · Score: 1

    '7' is certainly a less interesting name. 'XP' was certainly more interesting in that, as I understand it, Microsoft's code word for the convergence of the 9x & NT platforms was "Cairo," which became the Greek letters Chi & Rho or X & P.

    -CR

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    1. Re:What's in a name? by Kitsune818 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, "Cairo" was Windows NT 4.0. It existed alongside "Memphis", Windows 98. They are both cities in Egypt. The code for XP was "Whistler", named after a ski slope in Washington State if I remember correctly.

    2. Re:What's in a name? by CrtxReavr · · Score: 1

      No Cairo was never a specific platform codeword, but more of a goal. Yes, I remember XP being called Whistler in the early beta. I've even got some CDs pressed with that name somewhere. They when with the XP (Chi Rho) when they thought they'd achieved the goat of Cairo, the unification of 9x & NT.

      -CR

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  92. It should actually be called Windows 21 by DreadfulGrape · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Found this amusing critique buried in the comments of TFMSB (the fine MS blogpost):

    Win 3.1 (Normal)
    Win 3.11WG (Good)
    WinNT (bad)
    WinNT3.5 (normal)
    Win95 (bad)
    Win95+Patch (normal)
    Win98 (bad)
    Win98SE (good)
    WinME (pathetic)
    Win2000 (bad)
    Win2000 SP1 (less bad)
    Win2000 SP2 (normal)
    Win2000 SP3 (good)
    Win2000 SP4 (excellent)
    WinXP (bad)
    WinXP SP1 (less bad)
    WinXP SP2 (normal)
    WinXP SP3 (good)
    WinVista (bad)
    WinVista SP1 (less bad)

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  93. consumer versions by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 1

    Windows 1.x = 1 (1.01)
    Windows 2.x = 2 (2.03)
    Windows 3.x = 3 (3.0)
    Windows 95 = 4 (4.0.950)
    Windows 98 = still 4 (4.10.1998)
    Windows XP = 5 (5.1.2600)
    Windows Vista = 6 (6.0.6001)
    Windows 7 = 7 (6.1.6801 ----> they better frickin' release a "7.x" version)

  94. Prince not worried by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    One day all 7 will die.

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  95. 90% a marketing company, expect no different by Locutus · · Score: 1

    if the 'watch me pull a number out of my hat' days of Windows NT v3.1 didn't tell you that, there are dozens of other examples. IIRC, they jumped MS Office or MS Word version numbers in the early 90s also. Who cares what they call it as long as they don't call it GNU/Linux or infringe on any of the names the OSS community know and use. IMO.

    LoB

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    1. Re:90% a marketing company, expect no different by Kitsune818 · · Score: 1

      There are two good reasons for NT 3.x. It was originally OS/2 version 3 while in development, and it was the NT kernel combined with the Windows 3.0 user interface. NT 4 was the NT kernel with the UI from the Windows 4.0 line (Windows 95 was briefly known as Windows 4.0 during beta. I still have that wallpaper around here somewhere)

  96. Windows Se7en by Asztal_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're right! I just saw the poster!

  97. It's a Deadly Number by CaptScarlet22 · · Score: 1

    The 7 deadly sins are..

    1. Lust
    2. Gluttony
    3. Greed
    4. Sloth
    5. Wrath
    6. Envy
    7. Pride

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  98. Two things... by s2k577 · · Score: 1

    I like how most commenters completely ignore the fact that there was a Windows ME (not that we want to remember)
    and
    now we can finally compare Windows to Mac!
    7 < 10.6

    1. Re:Two things... by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      What if Win 95/98/ME are not being counted at all. Only the first Windows versions to carry version numbers in the name, and all NT based releases after that. It's not perfect, but who gives a damn? They can call it Windows 90210 if they cared to.

      Maybe the logic was this?
      Windows 3.XX
      Window NT 4.0
      Windows 2000 (5.XX kernel)
      Windows XP (5.XX kernel)
      Windows Vista (6.XX kernel)
      Windows 7

      Or starting at Windows 3.x, and only counting their "home" versions or whatever they call them.
      Windows 3.XX
      Windows 95
      Windows 98
      Windows ME
      Windows XP
      Windows Vista
      Windows 7

  99. They are infringing on Seinfeld IP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course so is Google.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRUdaWZ4FN0

  100. Holy masturbating geeks by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

    Even though I'm completely used to the flow of Microsoft hatred around here, you guys are really topping yourselves with the pointless bashing on this non-story.

    Congrats! Very entertaining, although in a somewhat ironic way.

  101. We don't have ads on the site. by gcnaddict · · Score: 1

    Hard to believe, I know, but we actually don't have any ads on AeroXperience. Thanks for your concern, though.

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  102. Seven Deadly Sins! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    1) Win 3 - MS Envyed Apple's GUI
    2) Win 95 - Greedy MS wanted more market share!
    3) Win 98 - Created due to users Wrath
    4) Win ME - MS was pretty Slothful when thet made ME
    5) Win XP - Consumers Lusted after NT stability
    6) Vista - Gluttony, enough said.
    7) Win 7 - MS hopes to get back some Pride

    1. Re:Seven Deadly Sins! by Rozewolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ahhh! Someone else saw this too! Huzzah! I saw the "sins" as: 3.0- Lust 95- Envy 98/NT-Pride ME- Sloth XP- Greed Vista- Gluttony Win7-Wrath

    2. Re:Seven Deadly Sins! by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Haha, nice.

  103. Oh so appropriate by hellfire · · Score: 1

    Oh the irony of code-naming any version of windows a dog.

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  104. This is why Vista screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Up until XP, Windows always improved (if you look at it retroactively), by the following mathematical property:

    1 Vista > 7

    Since XP>Vista has already been proven, the validity of the > operator has been proven.

    1. Re:This is why Vista screwed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks to slashdot stripping unescaped less-than signs "<"... I have to paste again (duh!)

      1 < 2 < 3 < 95 < 98 < 2000 < XP
      (this is ensured due to ASCII ordering)

      and

      XP > Vista > 7

      This already tells us where Windows 7 is going.

  105. Hello Windows 8, 9, and 10/X by banffbug · · Score: 1

    Then maybe they'll get back to "inspirational" names.

  106. NT as Windows 4 by islisis · · Score: 1

    If you consider the first release of NT (NT 3.1) to be the fourth generation of windoze, then NT 6.x = seventh gen does make sense. This should include vista (NT 6.0), but if they are trying to forget then that makes sense too... they are trying to restart the series by saying they have "now" arrived at the new generation. In the end, everyone agrees this is just product rebranding.

  107. What does it matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as it runs, and is stable, they could call it Widows sniffling snake, or Windows Cheshire, or any damned thing they please. I remember when Vista came out people were arguing that the VI in vista was because it was windows 6, so, okay, MS accepted that and made this 7, who gives a damn. Do we argue which cat should supersede which cat for MacOS, do we care which animal Ubuntu cares to use. Reall? Is this what we have to complain about it. I think they should start fresh with the naming and call it Microsoft Desktop Operating System v1.0. Really confuse you fucks when we start talking about MS-DOS 1.0 again. Come one, this is not news, lets move on.

  108. You aren't supposed to count 16-bit Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you only count 32-bit consumer Windows, it works out just fine:

    1. Windows 95
    2. Windows 98
    3. Windows Me
    4. Windows 2000 (yes, it came out before Me, nobody cares)
    5. Windows XP
    6. Windows Vista
    7. Windows 7

    This list does it from a MARKETING point of view, and not from a TECHNICAL point of view, because that's what Microsoft cares about. It doesn't matter how much the kernel changes from one version to the other when counting versions... it cares what the lay people identify as a different version of Windows.

  109. 7 makes sense. by Kitsune818 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I beta tested (officially) most of the Windows releases except for 3.11 and anything after longhorn. Each major release would often be refereed to by a sequence number and a code name. For instance, 95 was Win 4.0 a.k.a "Chicago". The numbering seems confusing because a lot of you are trying to incorporate NT, which for most of Windows life span was an independent product, and because 95 through ME were only incremental revisions to 95, not new projects in the same way Chicago, Whistler, and Longhorn were.

    1 = Win 1.0
    2 = Win 2.0
    3 = Win 3.0, 3.1, 3.11, Some code shared with OS/2
    4 = Win 95, Win 95 OS/R 2, Win 98, Win 98 SE, Win ME
    5 = Windows XP (Move to the NT kernel.)
    6 = Vista
    7 = Windows 7

  110. Seinfeld Reference by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    They just liked the name and are stealing it from George.

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  111. Regression in Version Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows

    1.0
    2.0
    3.0
    3.1
    3.11
    3.11 for Workgroups
    3.1 NT
    4.0 NT
    95
    98
    98SE
    2000
    Millenium
    XP
    Vista
    7

  112. Version lists by MikeS2k · · Score: 1

    Most every post on his subject argues about the versioning.
    Does anybody have any images of any RC/Alpha versions of Windows 7?

    I want to see if it is any good - otherwise, I think I'll roll out a lab of Ubuntu 8.10 machines to see how well they catch on (I work as a sysadmin in a school)

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  113. Correction by kseise · · Score: 1

    It will be called 7, perceived as Vista, adopted as crap, remarketed as Mojave 2.0.

  114. Misquote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it's more like "and on the 7th day, he was arrested":
    http://www.absolutenow.com/mugshots/bill_gates.html

  115. Bad idea by plopez · · Score: 1

    From a marketing POV, calling things Windows 2000 etc. was brilliant. It was built in planned obsolecence. This is a sure sign MS is slipping

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  116. Why it doesn't matter by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    I dunno, it works out if you do consumer OSs:
    Win 3
    Win 95
    Win 98
    Win ME
    Win XP
    Vista
    Win 7

    If 7 is based on Vista, then they should just be honest and call it Windows Crap.

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  117. Windows VII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Vista II' = Windows VII

    "I'm a PC and I can count in Roman numerals too!"

  118. excel proves it by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    you know when you type 1,2 into adjacent cells in excel, you can expand the series using the little box on the last cell, drag it out and excel will fill in 3, 4, ...

    Well if you type in 2000, 2003, and do the same trick, excel will expand it to 2007, 7...

    Now if you change the cell format to "roman numeral" it will show...

    ME, XP, MM, MMIII, MMVII etc.

    Logical really.

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    1. Re:excel proves it by Devistater · · Score: 1

      Only problem is, next number in the sequence of 2000 and 2003 isn't 2007, its 2006. And E and P aren't roman numerals, and my version of excel doesn't show any roman numeral formatting option.

      But aside from that :) You did have me going for half a second there.

  119. Much better! by motang · · Score: 1

    Much better than Vista and rumored Vienna! :-)

  120. Turd on a stick? by fzammett · · Score: 1

    I couldn't care less what they call it... if it works well, and I like using it, they can call it "turd on a stick" for all I care... my fear is that it'll turn out to ACTUALLY be a turd on a stick! I actually like Vista for the most part, and if they took it and fixed the couple of complaints I have (why in the BLUE HELL is copying and deleting files so f'ing slow?!?) I'd be more than happy frankly with it being the next version of Windows. And I *definitely* couldn't care less what they call it in any case.

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  121. OS versions not locked to Kernel version by pjbgravely · · Score: 1

    Otherwise all Linux distros would be at version 2.6 something, and OS X would be OS 8 something.

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    1. Re:OS versions not locked to Kernel version by krischik · · Score: 1

      True - only OS X is indeed Mac OS 10. However there are other examples - Solaris 10 (kernel 2.10) and OS/2 Warp 3 and 4 (kernel version 2.3 and 2.4) come to my mind here.

    2. Re:OS versions not locked to Kernel version by pjbgravely · · Score: 1

      Actually I was wrong, the Mach, Xnu, Darwin, or what ever they call it kernel is in the 5.x range. Only the OS is 10. OS 9 used a completely different kernel.

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      Star Trek, there maybe hope.
  122. You guys are all wrong by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    They called it 7 because they are finally catching up to the revolutionary MacOS, "System 7," which featured mind-blowing advances in computing like virtual memory and Balloon Help!

    1. Re:You guys are all wrong by Bryansix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Balloon Help is just about the most annoying feature ever to be introduced to the computing world.

    2. Re:You guys are all wrong by enemorales · · Score: 1

      I travel in a zeppelin, you insensitive clod...

    3. Re:You guys are all wrong by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Balloon Help is just about the most annoying feature ever to be introduced to the computing world.

      Eh. It's not significantly worse than notification popups in Windows XP, particularly that stupid wizard that comes up every few hours and/or twice after every restart, whichever is more often, and wants to delete all your desktop icons. And it's got *nothing* on the Flash plugin.

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  123. Seven? by The+Shootist · · Score: 1

    Let's see.

    Windows 286
    Windows 386
    Windows 3.0
    Windows 3.0a
    Windows 3.1
    Windows 3.11
    Windows 95
    Windows 95b
    Windows 98
    Windows 98SE
    Windows NT 3.0
    Windows NT 3.5
    Windows NT 3.51
    Windows NT 4.0
    Windows ME
    Windows 2000
    Windows XP
    Windows Vista

    More than seven. Did I miss any?

  124. It's spelled "Windows 7" by russotto · · Score: 1

    But it's pronounced "Windows Vee-Eye-Eye".

  125. I'm Shocked! by BanjoBob · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm Shocked! Shocked I tell you! Microsoft marketing didn't speake the truth?!?!? Oh the shame of it all :-)

    This was supposed to be in fun but I'm sure it will be "Trolled".

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    Banjo - The more I know about Windoze, the more I love *nix
  126. "7" conveniently forgets Windows/286 & /386 by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Long ago, one of the superusers at work tried Windows/286 and Windows/386 (nominally 2.11). Ick. Obviously OS so ugly that their own mother couldn't love and prefers to forget. Even more than ME or Vista. From Wikipeida: "Windows 2.0 was supplemented by Windows/286 and Windows/386 in 1988. Windows 2.0, Windows/286 and Windows/386 were superseded by Windows 3.0 in May 1990."

  127. Mickey Mantle's number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard they named it "7" after Mickey Mantle's number. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl or an OS.

  128. OS/2 Version 3 (kernel version) by krischik · · Score: 1

    Actually OS/2 version 3.0 (kernel version, not marketing version) was supposed to be more then NT. OS/2 Version 3.0 was supposed to feature what today is called a hypervisor which would allow for multiple OSs to be loaded at the same time. At the time talk was to load OS/2, Windows, AIX and DOS concurrently.

    But then M$ grabbed some former digital VMS developers, tool there share of the joint OS/2 venture and created NT.

  129. What about Microsoft Bob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we call that an OS?

  130. Poodle? by krischik · · Score: 1

    What do you thing a Snow Leopard does with a poodle?

  131. Evil bastards! by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Microsoft falsely twisting the version number to be seven is something Hitler and the Nazi's might have done!!!!

    okay, discussion is now finished. Nothing to see here, move along.

  132. Western Civ 100 by jmorris42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > Well, some of us live in a Country that just celebrated "Columbus Day" when Christopher Columbus "discovered" America.

    Well allow me to help fill in the gaps your education apparently left. You see, once upon a time we were all part of something called Western Civilization.

    History, as it was taught and once generally thought of in the lands of the West, was the story of a great Civilization coming up from the muck to finally stand upon the threshold of space. It is a great story, full of mighty deeds, terrible mistakes, great men and the most horrible villians. It is the story of the rise of science and reason and of the religious and philosophical ideas that made science and learning seem worthy things. It is the story of the rise of capitalism and the madness of the failed experiment of fascism and communism since both spring from the Western tradition. It is the story of the birth of ideas such as individual liberty whose logical consequences lead to the West ending slavery, the rule of law instead of the whim of kings which has allowed us to govern ourselves in peace and prosperity.

    Now we face our greatest challenge. Will we throw off the rot within which seeks to destroy our civilization; and thus regaining the confidence of old prove worthy to take our place in space or will our civilization fade away in a fog of post modern doubt. We get to live in most interesting times. We get to see one of the greatest struggles of all time play out. Real history is more exciting than even JRR Tolkien's fiction if ya know how to approach it.

    From the perspective of Western Civ, Columbus indeed 'discovered' America in that he introduced the 'New World' into the story. That there were primitives already here didn't really matter in the bigger story. And they didn't, they are little more than local color in any serious history. Their culture was so far below the Europeans they simply ddin't stand a chance. Not passing judgement here, not saying whether it was 'right' or 'wrong', just that it is what happened. Now by modern (and especially post modern...) notions of morality what happened was wrong. But remember that ideas of right and wrong have been evolving almost as fast as science and tech and it is just as important to view the past through the lens of the morals of the day as it is to take into account their lack of modern tech.

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    1. Re:Western Civ 100 by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Their culture was so far below the Europeans they simply ddin't stand a chance.

      Actually, if not for disease, the Europeans would have had a really, really hard time displacing the natives. I'm not saying that it never would have happened, but to use an example of the Pilgrims... they probably wouldn't have survived if they didn't happen upon an abandoned native village and a friendly survivor of the disease that wiped his village out.

      In any event, I'm not denying his significance in the time line of history - just saying that he probably doesn't deserve a day of celebration.

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    2. Re:Western Civ 100 by Caboosian · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That there were primitives already here didn't really matter in the bigger story. And they didn't, they are little more than local color in any serious history. Their culture was so far below the Europeans they simply ddin't stand a chance. Not passing judgement here, not saying whether it was 'right' or 'wrong', just that it is what happened.

      I'm gonna have to go ahead here, and disagree with you on this one. See, the first years of colonization were fraught with native/colonist battles, skirmishes, and bitterness. From the beginning onwards, it really gave colonists this sense that they were truly "better" than these barbaric and uncouth natives. As time progressed, and colonies began to turn into nations (I'm going to stick with America here mostly), this notion of superiority transformed into one of the biggest driving factors in recent history; the idea of American Exceptionalism.

      Americans, from the beginning, felt they were exceptional for many reasons; overthrowing the king, bringing democracy to the land, being enlightened, what have you. However, I would contend that one of the biggest factors contributing to this mindset came during the period of American westward expansion. As America pushed into the frontier, they felt they were spreading civilization across the land - land that was formerly native. They felt they had a duty to the world, to spread this civilization.

      So they did. This is where Manifest Destiny came from - Americans are the biggest, baddest, and most enlightened people in town, and we're enlightening you too (whether you like it or not). Would America have grown to the size it is today without this ideal? Probably not. The Mexican-American war was started largely because of manifest destiny (James Polk ran on a platform of American expansion), and that's where nearly 1/4 our (continental) geographical size came from. However, geography isn't the big deal with American Exceptionalism; it's all about foreign policy.

      From the 1890s onward, America was openly expansionist; the Philippines were more or less ours, Hawaii was up for grabs, etc. However, American Exceptionalism was about spreading culture, not land. So damn near every chance America got, we exerted our influence (Roosevelt w/ "speak softly and carry a big stick", Wilson/WW1/League of Nations, Truman/UN). Even today, I would argue that our entire foreign policy is driven, at some points openly, and other points subtly, by the ideal of American Exceptionalism.

      A perfect example, I feel, is Iraq. We weren't invading Iraq for oil; we were invading for two reasons (according to our President, mind you). First and foremost, to overthrow the regime of Saddam Hussein, and his very terrible weapons of mass destruction. Second, to bring democracy to the Iraqis. Now, doesn't that sound an awful lot like the great, civilized, exceptional Americans making the "barbaric" parts of the world just like us?

      So to just brush aside the natives as a non-event is silly. They were the evidence that American Exceptionalism was "right"; if they could be civilized, so could the rest of the world. They were not the origin of American Exceptionalism, but they did a hell of a lot to justify that ideal, and the effects of that justification can be felt very clearly today.

      Note: I'm trying my best to be objective. Whether I feel America is exceptional or not, the fact of the matter, is that America felt it was exceptional, and has for 200 years.

    3. Re:Western Civ 100 by Veggiesama · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight... America is like Microsoft, the natives are like small companies that were absorbed by Microsoft's lumbering, jello-like mass, and James Polk is like that one commercial for Windows 386?

      Maybe we need a car analogy?

    4. Re:Western Civ 100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does everyone forget about Scandinavia?

      Thorvald Ericsson died in North America 400 years before Christopher Colombus was even born!
      http://famousamericans.net/thorvaldericsson/

  133. New anti-7 theme song! by wishlish · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember the chorus to Prince's 7?

    "All 7 and we'll watch them fall
    They stand in the way of love
    And we will smoke them all
    With an intellect and a savoir-faire
    No one in the whole universe
    Will ever compare
    I am yours now and u are mine
    And together we'll love through
    All space and time, so don't cry
    One day all 7 will die"

    I expect a Linux-flavored version in 5, 4, 3,...

  134. Windows 2010: A User's Odyssey by WebmasterNeal · · Score: 0

    I vote that they call it Windows 2010. Sort of has a HAL(AKA UAC) feeling to it.

    "Open the iPod bay doors HAL"

    "I'm sorry Bill Gates, I can't allow you to do that."

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    "During My Service In The United States Congress, I Took The Initiative In Creating The Internet." -Al Gore
    1. Re:Windows 2010: A User's Odyssey by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      but what if its not released until 2012?

    2. Re:Windows 2010: A User's Odyssey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it will be called Windows 7

  135. Shouldn't there be an Iron Maiden for billg? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    I dunno, it works out if you do consumer OSs: Win 3 Win 95 Win 98 Win ME Win XP Vista Win 7

    You left out a few: Windows 1.x, Windows 2.x, Windows 286, Windows 386. All of them pre-dated Windows 3.0 and sucked almost as much as subsequent versions of Windows, except that they lacked the BSOD. I was afflicted by them all.

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    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
  136. Defending Microsoft... by jeric23 · · Score: 1

    I prefer DOS Version 7. It's been running for years, and it's more stable.

  137. Windows calculator by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    The big difference was 3.1 to 3.11.

    Interestingly, if you used the Windows calculator to do the calculation: 3.11 - 3.1 it gave the answer as zero! So according to Windows, there was no difference between 3.1 and 3.11

    This was one manifestation of the rotten programming in calculator. The bug existed in Windows 3.0 and remained unfixed even in Windows 95. It was eventually corrected in Windows 98.

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    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
  138. You forgot some. by ghjm · · Score: 1

    If you wanted to, you could nearly double the length of this list:

    You skipped Windows 2.1, and 2.1/2.11 came in both 286 and 386 editions; you skipped all the Windows 95 subversions like 95B, OSR2, OSR2.1, etc; you skipped Media Center Edition; you counted XP versions for different processors but didn't count the NT 4 or Windows 2000 release for the DEC Alpha; you didn't include any Windows CE or Windows Mobile versions; and you didn't include non-Microsoft Windows-plus operating systems such as Modular Windows or HP NewWave.

    -Graham

  139. Windows 7 by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Windows 3.x, Windows 9x, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7.

  140. so, like, what? by roc97007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A lot more important than the name, is what kind of godawful hardware is it going to take to run it?

    We already know from the Vista experience that "Windows 7 ready" isn't going to mean anything, and that "minimum requirements" mean "yes, it'll boot". I own five PCs (not including the mac) and not one of them is fast enough to run Vista acceptably, not even my media center. I despair of ever catching up.

    ...which leads to another question -- eventually the chip manufacturers will reach some kind of performance limit as to what can reasonably be sold in a consumer PC. What happens when the requirements for a reasonable Windows experience surpasses what the market can reasonably provide (or the consumer can reasonably afford)?

    Especially during an economic downturn...

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  141. Not really informative... by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 2, Informative
    3.1 added truetype font support, 32 bit disk access. 386 protected *was* available on 3.0, just not native (32 bit) disk support...

    Andy

  142. Typo in TFA - should be SeXen, not Seven by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    The only thing Microsoft does well (without breaking any laws) is marketing. I expect they'll call it Windows SeXen, so when reviewers say it's a dog, people will think doggie style...

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    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
  143. Re:Crap by any name ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, it is still a pig.

    A very... sexy pig.

  144. seven at one stroke by paniq · · Score: 1

    "seven at one stroke", remember where you heard it first.

    yes, it does not make sense - yet. i leave the hard work of making this funny to you.

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  145. all about the market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who wants to bet the new xbox going to be the 720.

    we all know that the 360 is just becouse of marketing so why not windows 7 aswell ?

  146. 6+1=7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 7
    Kernal 6.1
    6+1 = 7
    hence Windows 7.

  147. While true in theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when's the last time you saw a poodle chasing a leopard?

  148. 7th that I used... by AxemRed · · Score: 1

    Windows 7 definitely isn't the 7th version of Windows, but it will probably be the 7th version that I use:

    1. Windows 3.1
    2. Windows 95
    3. Windows 98
    4. Windows 2000
    5. Windows XP
    6. Windows Vista
    7. Windows 7

    I would also be willing to bet that it will be the 7th version of Windows that many consumers use.

    Although, I doubt that's why it has the name.

  149. Gaaaah! My eyes! by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    They're still burning, and I didn't even watch the whole thing. May you burn in hell for posting that link!

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    Never let a lack of data get in the way of a good rant.
  150. Any chance that they'll fix the problems of Win1? by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Any chance that they'll fix the problems of Win1? Like having the machine lock-up when you press the DoorOpen button on a CD drive when a disk is playing?

        Or how about having Alt-F4 actually close a command-line window like it closes every other open window?

        The non-othorginalities of the Windows user interface just drive me crazy when they won't fix them version after version. And exactly why is it necessary to change the user interface with every version of Windows?

        Don't these bozos know that the operating system is supposed to be invisible (and it's supposed to work, hint, hint) and all the importance of a computer system is its user interface? If the user is aware that there is a new operating system then something is wrong with the design of this new operating system.

        Computers are tools that increase their user's productivity; that's why people buy them. When you're spending time trying to understand how the stupid new version of a program works, then you're not being productive. Kind of defeats the whole purpose of having the suckers.

        This morning somehow a large blue panel appeared on the left side of my File Explorer. Don't know how; don't know why. It just made it impossible to have many file explorer windows open at once because it took up so much screen real-estate for no reason at all. It took me about twenty minutes of web research to discover that I could get rid of it by selecting the 'Classic Windows Display Option' that was buried deep in the interface options. It seriously pisses me off that there is some schuck in Redmond making a lot more money than I am who thought that I would need a big blue panel on the left side of my file listings. These people should be making fries at the Burger King, not fooling around with productive people's user interfaces!

  151. Meh. by alisson · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for Windows 42

  152. Do Not Want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Then you get it home and it actually turns out to be the "tofu and long meaningful discussion about where our relationship is going" edition.

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  153. May I suggest an alternate name? by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Anyone who has spent any amount of time on support forums or has dealt with Geek Squad is familiar with the "reformat-and-reinstall" advice inept "techs" constantly recommend.

    Considering the "reformat-and-reinstall" mantra that has gone on for years, and the generally true rule of thumb that "upgrades" are best done as clean installs, I nominate "Windows Reloaded" for the product name for the next Windows. ;-)

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  154. Up Against the Wall! by dukieduke · · Score: 1

    HOLY GOD, That was worse than Bill and Jerry and Don't Copy That Floppy combined. Unfortunately, I can't have a nervous break down just yet, I still have to work another 5 hours.

    You'll be lucky if you still have a job in 5 hours. Don't Copy That Floppy is a copyrighted work by the Software Publishers Association(1992, see the end-credits), and your mention of it has spiked YouTube viewings of that clearly illegally hosted video. When we take Google down today, you are next for being an accomplice.

    Sincerely, the SPA

  155. Maybe inspired from Seven deadly sins ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

    greed maybe ? but greed is not the 7th sin. then again this windows is version 6.1

    nothing about this adds up - what kind of madness is that .

  156. I still don't understand.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why they don't just call it Windows "you're going to buy it, like it or not", or perhaps just Windows Rape....

  157. Oppisites by tuituiman · · Score: 1

    Microsoft must be into trying everything once... Hmm... Okay XP was successful. Now we need a prettier name... Vista, and it needs to be secure... Oh what the hell lets remove total user freedom, unless they're an IT guru... Okay let's see how it takes to the public... (1 week later) ? Oh it's crap? oh okay... Let's start again. The exact oppisite... Windows 7. Basic, easy to use, freedom filled with a nice clean ribbon... Silly bugga's.

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  158. It Will Be 7 According to the Win32 API by nicholasharbour · · Score: 2, Informative

    GetVersionEx() returns the Major OS version in numeric form. Currently, the values are as follows:

    4 - The operating system is Windows NT 4.0, Windows Me, Windows 98, or Windows 95.

    5 - The operating system is Windows Server 2003 R2, Windows Server 2003, Windows XP, or Windows 2000.

    6 - The operating system is Windows Vista or Windows Server 2008.

    Thus, Windows 7 will probably return a GetVersionEx() Major Version number of.... 7.

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  159. Slightly off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use this list:

    Win 3.1(1)
    Win 95
    Win 98
    Wine 2000
    Win XP
    Vista
    Win 7

    It makes perfect sense. These were all the "dominant" Windows releases of their times, marking "eras" in dominant Windows use in terms of application compatibility requirements.

  160. Too Late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too late microsoft! too late!
    I already migrated 7 systems in home to Apple Macs... wonderful systems, better and me and my family are very happy with the change.
    Goodbye MS! FOREVER!

  161. A math thing by NoName6272 · · Score: 1
    Well, the kernel might be 6.1, but it might have started out at 0.1, not hundred percent on my kernel knowledge (I'm a math guy who's been out of computers for a bit sue me). I won't get into it that much but it is a big math concept and programing concept (as many people here probably do/n't know.)

    In the blog supposedly xp and vista were both kernel 5, so that too. ~
    NoName

  162. Re:7 makes sense - not really by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    1 = Win 1.0
    2 = Win 2.0
    3 = Win 3.0, 3.1, 3.11, Some code shared with OS/2

    Okay so far.

    4 = Win 95, Win 95 OS/R 2, Win 98, Win 98 SE, Win ME

    What about NT 3.5 and NT 4.0? Where those not "3" or "4" ?

    Also, why did msft keep throwing in an NT kernel, every time they established a dos sequence?

    i.e. 3.1, 3.11, Then 3.5 is the first version of NT. WTF? Why did NT start at 3.5?

    The msft did the same thing, only they established a year pattern:

    i.e. 95, 98. Then 2000 was NT kernel, while the DOS based went to ME. WTF?

    I wonder if msft was not trying to trick users into thinking that NT, then 2000, respectively were not the next upgrade in the logical progression.

    5 = Windows XP (Move to the NT kernel.)

    I thought 3.5 was the move to the NT kernel, then 4.0, then 2000.

  163. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soda would've been a nice name too...

  164. lame by Chutulu · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is getting more stupid as time passes.

  165. look at it like this by Friendly+Pyro · · Score: 1

    At least Windows 7 is better then the name apple comes up with.

  166. Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you, that little voice within was telling that it really was version 7 but I just couldn't make that jump between thinking so and showing it to be so.

    It is just moot to me now though since I stopped using Windows when ZoneAlarm stopped supporting Windows 2000 and these days I study at the University of Buntu instead.

  167. If distraction was the name of the game.... by Kashgarinn · · Score: 1

    ... then I guess they succeeded.

    They touted alot of great stuff about vista, and we all know the crapfest that turned out to be. Now they're touting the "7" and all we can talk about is the name? Is there any evidence that it won't be the same crap with a new name?

  168. +1 funny or -1 ignorant? by Santana · · Score: 1

    Their culture was so far below the Europeans they simply ddin't stand a chance.

    You're missing three empires: Azteca, Maya and Inca

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