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  1. BAH! on Some Nuke Plants Still Have Y2K Bugs · · Score: 0

    So what if it the nuke plants meltdown? People become irradiated lunatics and roam the streets killing people? Not that far off from places like... oh, NYC! I argue that the change in the gene pool would be a good thing! We haven't done so well the way we are, so why not? Mutagens for a better world! Yes, all change is good; for the better. Sure, there will be the occasional person running around with 12 hands and six feet, so what! We as humans are adaptable! Adapt!

  2. i ron ee on Password Overload · · Score: 0

    hahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHahahah! Irony. I love it!

  3. Re:Far be it from me to snigger, but... on The Media on Microsoft's "Crack this..." ploy · · Score: 0

    7. Cosmic rays don't count either.

  4. Spaceballs! Wayne's World! on Recycled Satellite Yields Scientific Treasure · · Score: 0

    On that same thought, why not build "Spaceballs" MegaMaid and clean up that way?

    ... .. .

    "I call it, the SuckCut"
    "Cha! It really sucks!"

  5. garsh... the thangs all busted like! on It's All About the Pentiums · · Score: 0

    Can anyone get a mirror up? The site is /.'d...

  6. I can just see it now... on Broadcasting Spam into Space · · Score: 2

    I can just see it now...

    Meezledorp! look what i got in my inbox! Free Sex for 5 days! Earth girls *are* easy!

    Gwazzlenap, we must find this Pamala Anderson now! Set course for Earth at maximum fizzlegargs!

  7. Lactation room? on High-End Tech Company Perks · · Score: 0

    Lactation room? Is that like the room in the beginning of Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange"? Mmm... Milk... heheh

  8. Drunk... on Free Multias (Pay Shipping Only) · · Score: 0

    Hehehe... Funny...

    http://www.gargoyle.dyndns.org/images/drunkgar1. jpg

    http://www.gargoyle.dyndns.org/images/drunkgar.j pg

  9. ahhh... python! on Origins of Monty Python · · Score: 0

    - Wakey Wakey!

    - voom?!? voom?!? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 9 million volts through it!

    - it's pining for the fjords!

    - the only reason that parrot isn't pushing up the daisies is because it's feet are nailed to the cage!

    - he fucking snuffed it!

  10. alien... love it! on Sea of oil seen on Titan/DS1 Asteriod fly-by · · Score: 0

    heheh ;) Great!

  11. munny on Salon on the Red Hat IPO Eligibility · · Score: 0

    Yeah, money is stupid. Err... Wait...

    Can I have some?

  12. uh uh on Pictures of the New Amiga · · Score: 0

    Of course, they also look like a spruced up and snazzied Apple Mac LC II or Performa with 15" monitor on top of it...

  13. yup yup on Pictures of the New Amiga · · Score: 0

    I need to get me one of these! Kind of reminds me of a NeXT cube with a monitor stuck in the middle of it. Cool... ;)

  14. film warehousing... on 420 Gigabyte Hard Drives · · Score: 0

    this puppy would be great for film warehousing... oh yeah baby!

  15. Atomic Supermen... on Cloning of extinct Huia bird approved · · Score: 0

    I think we should build a database of their DNA structures and create a race of Atomic Supermen! Pull the strings! Pull the strings! err... yeah :)

  16. heres my theory... on MIT AI Acts Childish on Purpose · · Score: 0

    i think they couldn't get the thing smarter than a talking ape so they settled on a 2 year old...

  17. AS/400? on Merced Design Completed · · Score: 0

    jeeze, and our company has been running on 64 bit AS/400's for years... hmm...

  18. total eclipse... dicaprio... on Episode II Rumours · · Score: 0

    i think it is rather humerous that DiCrapio has enough gall to even act like he knows what a good script is. i think he takes whatever is offered to him... ever see "Total Eclipse"? ughhh....


  19. here's how it is... on Wozniak's Comments on "Pirates" · · Score: 0

    not full of himself, but maybe a little elated at the fact that most people nowadays don't really recognize the amount of work and love he had for his projects. where jobs and others saw dollar signs, woz saw a challenge. his accomplishments were not valued by monetary worth, but technical elegance. for that, we must praise him. he is of a dying breed, not of chance, but of circumstance. the truth is, for this industry to become as big as it is... for people to have the capability of owning their own computer... for computers becoming blaise... these were all achieved by people like The Woz. The computer revolution would not have happened though if it weren't for people like jobs and gates who saw the money in it. hippy ideology and hacker ethics are not marketable to common people, unless you have a businessman as a point man. They are the ones that can push prices down and make things more affordable. so, it is a situation where we need both sides... like it or not.

  20. emulate it! on Wozniak's Comments on "Pirates" · · Score: 0

    what i would like to see is someone in the emu community get there hands on an apple i and emulate it. put in pdf the schematics and what not, and lots of detailed pix and distribute it. that would be cool :)

  21. no bones about it... on Wozniak's Comments on "Pirates" · · Score: 0

    okay here's how it happened...

    the woz bone is connected to the jobs bone. the jobs bone was temporarily connected to the atari bone. the atari bone paid the jobs bone big bucks to make a bone for the atari bone. the atari bone couldn't figure out how to use the woz bone. jobs bone got paid big bucks which in turn made the woz bone cry. the jobs bone connected to the NeXT bone and then to the pixar bone, and now to the apple bone. woz is teaching young bones.

    okay... that didn't make any sense. bye.

  22. Old Woz stories on Wozniak's Comments on "Pirates" · · Score: 0

    'Apple - graphics, keyboard, and BASIC'

    those weren't his ideas... they were Woz's...

  23. NAZI's! on House Might Mandate Net filtering in Libraries · · Score: 0

    or Farenheit 451 anyone? Next they will be burning books...

  24. Re:Here's a question on SETI@home & RC5 · · Score: 0

    there's a scary scenario...

  25. yeah... well.... on Merced Architecture Specs · · Score: 0

    okay, and what about the extra load on the system through reverse ip'ing? I would bet the reason he doesn't do what you are saying is that it would slow things down too much and it is a bigger pain hunting people down than to block their messages.