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  1. IBM's Brain computer is Dying. on IBM Working on Brain-Rivaling Computer · · Score: 0, Troll

    It is official; Netcraft now confirms: IBMs_Brain is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered IBMs_Brain community when IDC confirmed that IBMs_Brain market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent. Coming close on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that IBMs_Brain has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IBMs_Brain is collapsing in complete disarray.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IBMs_Brain's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IBMs_Brain faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IBMs_Brain because IBMs_Brain is dying. Things are looking very bad for IBMs_Brain. As many of us are already aware, IBMs_Brain continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    All major surveys show that IBMs_Brain has steadily declined in market share. IBMs_Brain is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IBMs_Brain is to survive at all it will be among dilettante dabblers. IBMs_Brain continues to decay. Nothing short of a cockeyed miracle could save IBMs_Brain from its fate at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IBMs_Brain is dead.


    Fact: IBMs_Brain is dying

  2. Comdex. on COMDEX Opens with Smallest Attendance Ever · · Score: 1


    The numbers are in and the reality is grim...

    Comdex is dying

    Netcraft's statistics are meaningless in this, nor are user number and quantity of downloads. Theo de Raadt estimates there are more OpenBSD users than Comdex attendees.. well.. no, he's never said this (to my knowledge).
    Infighting in the FreeBSD camp seems remarkably similar to the behind-the-doors battles at Comdex HQ.. well.. that's an assumption on both parts..

    Mark my words..Comdex is dying!

  3. Nice card but.. on Nvidia GeForceFX(NV30) Officially Launched · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    .. how well will it fit into this tight enclosure?

  4. Love the cooling system on Nvidia GeForceFX(NV30) Officially Launched · · Score: 5, Funny


    I could hook that thing up to my ductwork and save a fortune on natural gas this winter.

  5. woot. on Nvidia GeForceFX(NV30) Officially Launched · · Score: 5, Funny


    There I was with my Beowulf cluster of GeForceFX(NV30) cards..
    The duct tape glistened in the weak 40 watts of light in my parents' basement. "g1bb0r m3 T-Fl0p5!" I screamed but it was not to be. There was no joy in Mudville, the mighty cluster had blown a fuse.

  6. Kids.. on Moving Your Kids to Linux? · · Score: 1, Troll


    There's a good chance your kids are already into Linux 1f 7hey t4lkx0r l1k3 7h15x0rz, 51lly f4gg0rz. :P

  7. Re:Router? on Digeo To Ship Full-Featured Linux-based PVR · · Score: 2


    I think you have a tad too much automation in your life.

    True enough; life is just one big cron job.

  8. Re:And a follow-up, Mr. Shatner ... on Ask William Shatner · · Score: 2, Funny


    was she green ... um, everywhere?

    It's a well known fact that all women are pink on the inside. I saw that on Nova a few weeks ago.. or maybe it was in Hustler magazine.. whatever..

  9. Mr. Shatner.. on Ask William Shatner · · Score: 2, Funny


    ..is it true you were found performing a "Richard Gere" with a tribble during the filming of Trouble with the Tribbles

    Thank you.

  10. Mr. Shatner.. on Ask William Shatner · · Score: 4, Funny


    ..how was the green chick?

  11. Re:Router? on Digeo To Ship Full-Featured Linux-based PVR · · Score: 2


    Seriously, if it could tell my microwave "wait a moment, the toaster oven is on" to avoid me running downstairs to reset a popped breaker I'm all for it.

  12. Come on.. on Digeo To Ship Full-Featured Linux-based PVR · · Score: 5, Funny


    This is only /.-style "news" because Paul Allen is involved., there are other Linux-based PVRs out there.
    If Bill Gates created a Linux-based vibrating buttplug, it'd be front page news on /. for 2 weeks.

    (personally I'd use OpenBSD for that, less chance of a backdoor assault.)
    :P

  13. Where was this stuff.. on Lotus Nanotech · · Score: 1


    .. in my youth? It would have eliminated the revolting "Stinky Dink" I woke up with too many times.

  14. Re:consider the source on Japan Considers Moving Away From Windows · · Score: 4, Funny


    Whoa!

    Bringing level headed thinking into /. goes against the RFC. Your karma shall be appropriately decimated.

    The Editors

  15. Re:Ants and electronics on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 1


    Actually, It would not kill the ants, but it would make for a wicked cool cryogenics demonstration.

    I tried a homebrew cryogenics experiment with a fly.

    It was a dismal failure.

  16. Re:not all that funny on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 3, Funny


    The reason that ants will infest electronics is because they are attracted by the heat generated.

    Excellent! Now all I need to do is put electric baseboard heaters around my outside walls and the li'l bastards will march right into fiery death!

  17. Excellent! on W3C Policy To Favor Royalty-Free Patents Only · · Score: -1, Troll


    I'd hate to pay a small royalty every time I visited my favourite website!

    ;)

  18. That's nothing.. on Using Your Own Name May Be Infringement, Part 2 · · Score: -1, Troll


    .. I was born "Adolf Hitler" and had to change my name in my teens.

  19. Real spam control.. on Mozilla Adding Spam Filters · · Score: 3, Interesting


    .. should start at the server preventing the offending mail from ever coming into the network in the first place.

    Not that localized spam filters are a bad thing (they aren't!) but refusing connections from known spammer IPs and the proper use of blacklists would cut down on a lot of the email traffic. Once the spam is in your inbox, its just an annoyance to you. The cost to the net has already been incurred.

  20. Fair. on HomeSec In the News · · Score: 1, Flamebait


    Ken Lay and his band of thugs will get a fine and perhaps some time in a country club prison. OJ Simpson is a free man. It only makes sense that they put hackers in jail for life.. [/sarcasm]

  21. Re:Leet on Run Your Laptop On Nuclear Energy · · Score: 2


    I suggest you read up on what a cult is

    dictionary.com's definition
    ----------
    1. a. religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader.
    b. The followers of such a religion or sect.

    2. A system or community of religious worship and ritual.

    3. The formal means of expressing religious reverence; religious ceremony and ritual.

    4. A usually nonscientific method or regimen claimed by its originator to have exclusive or exceptional power in curing a particular disease.

    5.a. Obsessive, especially faddish, devotion to or veneration for a person, principle, or thing.
    b. The object of such devotion.

    6. An exclusive group of persons sharing an esoteric, usually artistic or intellectual interest.
    --------

    Hmm.. Yup, religions are cults! Thanks for asking me to take the time to confirm what I've always assumed.

  22. Will we have to call it.. on MAME To Become GPL? · · Score: 5, Funny


    ..GNU/MAME ?

  23. Re:Not politically correct.. on Film Gimp · · Score: 1


    Have you yet realized that you spelled ability wrong, "Abilitity"?

    Well I'll be, chalk one up for the drooling 'tard population.
    Thanks for pointing that out.

  24. Re:hmm on New Tablet PCs With A Linux Option · · Score: 2


    I suppose anything that supports linux or any non MS OS is a step in the right direction but, why lindows?

    A couple of reasons I can think off the top of my head:
    a) Lindows costs them some money so they can justify not making a cheaper priced machine with another version of Linux that they download for nothing. That would hurt their Windows tablet sales.
    b)Windows users will feel more at home with a Windows-ish desktop.

  25. Re:Leet on Run Your Laptop On Nuclear Energy · · Score: 0, Redundant


    You missed 2:

    1. Cult: (n) a small, unpopular religion.
    2. Religion: (n) a large, popular cult.
    3. Religion: (n) a large, popular, small, unpopular religion.
    4.
    5. Profit!