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Run Your Laptop On Nuclear Energy

Reader zymano points to this news.com artcle on innovations in portable power sources. Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

594 comments

  1. Command post! by Gizzmonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Missle command on a nuclear powered laptop? That would turn my mind into a buttery crazy straw!

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    1. Re:Command post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's missile you silly yankee boy. Get your pronunciation right.

    2. Re:Command post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nucular missile, to be precise.

    3. Re:Command post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, i'm from texas. so it's more like missuhl ka-mmand

    4. Re:Command post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nuclear missile.

      You know, it really shouldn't take 4 posts to get something this simple right.

    5. Re:Command post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      NO! It's Aluminium.

    6. Re:Command post! by capnjack41 · · Score: 1
      That would turn my mind into a buttery crazy straw!

      I'm not sure I got that. Do you mean your mind, or actually your brain (and likely other, including gonadal) tissue turning buttery?

    7. Re:Command post! by GreyPoopon · · Score: 0
      Do you mean your mind, or actually your brain (and likely other, including gonadal) tissue turning buttery?

      Homer: Mmmmm. Buttery brain.

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    8. Re:Command post! by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      Email me with Endora to explain that.

    9. Re:Command post! by Annoyed+Coward · · Score: 1

      Unclear missile *grin*

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    10. Re:Command post! by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      You don't use drugs, do you?

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    11. Re:Command post! by byron150 · · Score: 1

      Rock on UNH man. New Hampshire Rocks and anybody who thinks differently has never actually lived there.......probably never visited either!! :)

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    12. Re:Command post! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Yep, Unclear missiles are powered by Unobtainium, a derivative of Fictionite.
      .

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  2. Radiation in my laptop? by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Sure, as long as it's not that yellow radiation.

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    1. Re:Radiation in my laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      no no no no no!

      It's not yellow radiation thats bad, it's a yellow ejaculation that's bad.

    2. Re:Radiation in my laptop? by Old+Uncle+Bill · · Score: 1

      Is that like the yellow snow? I dunno, I'm not that comfortable with the wireless adapter in my laptop.

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    3. Re:Radiation in my laptop? by rhost89 · · Score: 1

      Neither am I, microwave radiation (802.11b to be specific), however miniscule (100mw), has to be bad for you when your exposed to it for 9+ hours a day.

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    4. Re:Radiation in my laptop? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Fine by me. My ring is special, and protexts me from yellow. It just doesn't have that fancy auto-protext feature that Hal's does.

    5. Re:Radiation in my laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The purple-on-yellow radiation is the good stuff.

    6. Re:Radiation in my laptop? by spike+hay · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Neither am I, microwave radiation (802.11b to be specific), however miniscule (100mw), has to be bad for you when your exposed to it for 9+ hours a day.

      MICROWAVE RADIATION IS NON IONIZING!!!! The reason that gamma rays and x rays are harmful is because they have enough energy to mess up your dna and such, which can potentially cause cancer and other problems. Microwave radiation has none of these problems. Microwaves have far less energy than optical light. They can't ionize anything.

      The only way RF can cause damage is by overheating. But 15 mw of power from a WAP or a card isn't going to make a damn bit of difference.

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  3. An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    An atomic pile the size of a walnut? Nonsense! Even the greatest technicians of the Empire could not do such a thing. Your upstart Foundation must be populated by wizards!

    1. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny stuff... Sorry no mod points today.

    2. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by varith · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh for some mod points!

    3. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ::smack::

      damn morons. ::resumes quest to smack the hell out of dipshits who think their crotch is the center of the universe::

    4. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Raul654 · · Score: 2

      Uh, forgive my ignorance, but to what is that referring?

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    5. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by samael · · Score: 4, Informative

      Asimov's Foundation books. When the Empire collapses, the Foundation manages to hold on to some of the technology that would otherwise have been lost.

    6. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Cs.Ender · · Score: 1

      mine as well... perhaps the next poll could be "how many thought of the foundation when you read this article"

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    7. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to sya this (thus AC post) but the traders hung onto Empire tech, the foundation went beyond it, for fecks sake man! they had Gravitic Ships!!!

    8. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you, a woman or something? Jump on the D, miss!

    9. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by ZaphodCrowley · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the whole point was that the Foundation developed small, powerful technology, while the stuff back on the Empire homeworld (Can't remember the name. I keep on thinking it was called Trenton... I've been in Jersey too long) was huge, 8 story tall reactors and whatnot that only a small class of highly specialized technicians could maintain.

    10. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Docrates · · Score: 4, Informative

      Noy quite. When this happened, the Empire hadn't entirely collapsed yet, and the technology used by the Foundation was developed by them through renewed ingenuity (unlike the empire who ran machines but had no idea how to build new ones)

      If I'm not mistaken, this happened when the foundation expansion first encountered the decaying empire.

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    11. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by madpuppy · · Score: 1

      Hari Seldon predicted this.

      Psychohistory PREVAILS ONCE AGAIN!!!!

    12. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by madpuppy · · Score: 1

      there were only 2 gravitic ships, the FAR STAR piloted by Golan Trevise with his friend and passenger Janov Pellorat and later BLISS from GAIA. and the other (I cannot remember the name) that MI LUN COMPOR followed them in for the first foundation and secretly for the second foundation.

    13. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Right.

      The small size of things was due to a lack of raw materials.. they didn't have the same kind of supply of metals and such, so they had to make things as efficient and tiny as possible.

    14. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by grytpype · · Score: 2

      Oh, yeah? Well, did Hari Seldon predict THIS?

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    15. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A: An atomic pile!

      Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, and astronauts get mistletoe, what does a nuclear physicist get?

    16. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Xpilot · · Score: 2

      IIRC, the Foundation was forced to create tiny efficient micro-power generators because they were on Terminus, a planet that's kinda scarce on resources.

      What kind of irks me about that is some of the outlying provices surrounding Terminus are told to have "regressed to fossil fuels" and yet they have interstellar spaceships. On fossil fuels? FTL travel? Kind of a strech.

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    17. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some of the old "Lensman" books by E. E. "Doc" Smith have really silly "diesel engine FTL spacecraft" in them. Of course, it's not as silly as it sounds, because in that universe, they're using inertial nullification fields, so you don't really need much push before turning the field on.

    18. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did revert to fossil fuels on their planets... the spaceships were still powered by nuclear plants of some kind... they just had no idea how the ships worked... go reread the novels.

    19. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      The fossil fuels were used on the planets' surfaces. The FTL ships were still atomic, it's just that any knowledge of their inner workings had been lost in history. Because of that, when one of them broke down, no one could fix them. Those ships were old leftovers from the Empire.

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    20. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by SablKnight · · Score: 1

      Damn! Redundant I can see, it was just a me-too post. but Overrated at 0? Slashdot really is out to get me.

      -SablKnight

  4. I predict: better looking people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeky guys and gals with radioactive laptops on their laps... Our descendents might not be too bright, but I hope they end up better looking because of it!

    1. Re:I predict: better looking people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conspiracy!

      It's a plot to sterylize us, the geek population!

      Wake up, people! Wake up!

  5. Jimeny Jilickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look out radioactive man

    1. Re:Jimeny Jilickers by DustyCase · · Score: 0, Troll

      The Sun is Exploding Again!

    2. Re:Jimeny Jilickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Up and at them!

    3. Re:Jimeny Jilickers by ctar · · Score: 1

      That's 'Watch Out!' Radioactiveman...

    4. Re:Jimeny Jilickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Up and atom!

  6. *BOOM* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine one of these things getting dropped. It'll nuke half the state!

    1. Re:*BOOM* by Prometeus · · Score: 1

      Well, I kinda like the idea of rigging a little anit-theft device into it... "trying to steal my 'puter, huh???" *BOOOM* =)

  7. why not? by C_nemo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    i feel comfortable with a nuclear detector in my fire alarm

    1. Re:why not? by JesseL · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But do you spend hours with your fire alarm in your pocket or on your lap?

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    2. Re:why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      do you really want to know?

    3. Re:why not? by Mignon · · Score: 2
      But do you spend hours with your fire alarm in your pocket or on your lap?

      I don't, but I'm willing to bet that Crazy Eric does.

    4. Re:why not? by gedanken · · Score: 1

      I bet a lot of geeks are like that to an extent.

      I know personally I carry a multi-tool/swiss army knife, tweezers, duct tape and a variety of "just in case" things with me wherever I go.

      I guess it is sort of a MacGyver complex.

    5. Re:why not? by H1r0Pr0tag0n1st · · Score: 4, Informative

      How about in your chest cavity? Most pacemakers are powered by small radioactive batteries. And these are implanted in the body.
      So haveing somehting like this in a cell phone or a laptop really wouldn't bother me.

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    6. Re:why not? by pediddle · · Score: 1

      I wonder, though, if most people with pace makers are far enough gone already that their doctors just didn't care? :P

    7. Re:why not? by rkoot · · Score: 1
      I believe there's a small amount of Radium (also radio active) in a fire alarm.
      would be senseless to put a nuclear detector in a device which itself contains radioactive element
      wheew-wheew-wheew ! all day long....

      rkoot

      I'm not as think as you drunk I am

    8. Re:why not? by C_nemo · · Score: 1

      ok, enlish is not my fist language. i meant to say that the detector in my fire alarm is based on a radiactive material. americum i belive.

      nuclear != bad

    9. Re:why not? by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      If it is shielded it should be fine.
      The danger is when you throw it away.
      Can it get into the enviroment?
      I doubt you will ever see this.

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    10. Re:why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, most nuclear fuel only gives off alpha particles, which are easily blocked, and the stuff that doesn't generally has a half-life of around 30 seconds.

  8. obligatory Ghost busters quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Why worry. Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our back. Switch me on"

    1. Re:obligatory Ghost busters quote by rainwalker · · Score: 5, Funny

      "You know, we've never had a completely sucessful test..."

    2. Re:obligatory Ghost busters quote by kev0153 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I blame myself"

    3. Re:obligatory Ghost busters quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "So do I"

    4. Re:obligatory Ghost busters quote by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 1

      I blame you too...

    5. Re:obligatory Ghost busters quote by feronti · · Score: 1

      Oh, and don't cross the streams.

  9. Nukular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I's like one of them's in my fone

  10. More importantly.... by RadioheadKid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Inside a cell phone or laptop near my balls! Have to get some lead boxers...

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    1. Re:More importantly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Have to get some lead boxers...

      Why? scared that superman is gay or something?

    2. Re:More importantly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he's afraid that the radioactive material might adversely affect his sperm count.

    3. Re:More importantly.... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Would you feel comfortable with the radioactive power source inside you? From the article:
      Lal said that medical device makers and cell phone makers have shown interest in commercial applications of the atomic battery, adding that consumers may see the new batteries in cell phones in about three to four years.
      So, when you get old, your pacemaker will probably have a radioactive battery, and that will probably seem very comforting indeed.

      Batteries which capture the electrons given off during some sorts of radioactive decay are old hat. If the article is to be believed, this is something very different. Also from the article:

      ... a team from Cornell University last month unveiled a device that converts the energy stored in radioactive material directly into mechanical motion, which in turn moves the parts of a miniscule machine to generate electricity. This type of battery could supply power for decades, said Amit Lal, a professor at Cornell's electrical and computer engineering department and the lead researcher.
      ``Converts the energy ... directly into mechanical motion''? I guess this would be sort of like the little solar engines, that have paddles which are shiny on one side and black on the other and spin in sunlight? Sounds as if they might have oversimplified when they paraphrased, maybe.
    4. Re:More importantly.... by anzha · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Obviously you want some boxers made of this stuff.

      It's a joke, people...The N word shouldn't automatically provoke FUD when it's mentioned...

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    5. Re:More importantly.... by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So, when you get old, your pacemaker will probably have a radioactive battery

      Pacemakers already have radioactive batteries.

    6. Re:More importantly.... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      You must use your cell phone differently than I do.

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    7. Re:More importantly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ``Converts the energy ... directly into mechanical motion''? I guess this would be sort of like the little solar engines, that have paddles which are shiny on one side and black on the other and spin in sunlight?

      You fool! Any 3rd year Physics minor knows that you can harness the limitless power of the Sun using a Stirling Engine for limitless power!

    8. Re:More importantly.... by Kintanon · · Score: 5, Funny

      And they are a hell of a lot more convenient than those old Wind Up pacemakers! I tell you man, having to reach into grandpa's chest every 6 hours and wind him back up was a pain in the ass!

      Kintanon

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    9. Re:More importantly.... by jonnythan · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Was" a pain in the ass?

      Did you forget once?

    10. Re:More importantly.... by dracken · · Score: 1

      No its not like a solar engine with paddles that are shiny.

      It has a cantilever, and radioactive material below it. When it gets charged due to the radioactive emissions, it bend and discharges. Then it flexes back. There was an earlier Slashdot article about this. The Cornell webpage is Here

    11. Re:More importantly.... by caluml · · Score: 1

      I bet all the terrorists will be buying them en-masse - and then trying to work out when they can't turn them all into one big bomb...

    12. Re:More importantly.... by MECC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The radioactive battery in a pacemaker has enough plutonium to poison 50,000 people. They are put through rigorous crash testing. Still, if you're faced with dying or having a nuclear power source implanted in your chest, you might opt for safe, clean, nuclear power....

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    13. Re:More importantly.... by psilotum · · Score: 1
      Have to get some lead boxers...

      Actually, you don't want to use lead with a beta emitter. Plastic will work fine, though.

    14. Re:More importantly.... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Did you forget once?

      No...They couldn't find the crankshaft.

      Atleast he doesn't get cranky anymore...

    15. Re:More importantly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is enough iron in my car to bludgeon to death 100,000 people...Doesn't mean so much.

    16. Re:More importantly.... by Aguila · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've read about that research at Cornell... The radioactive decay used is beta decay, which causes an electron to be shot out of the radioactive material, which therefore becomes positive. This is then capture by a spring arm, which then is negatively charged. As the charge difference between the radioactive mass and the spring arm increases, the two are drawn together with increasing force, causing the spring arm to move. If the spring arm is hooked up to a rachet, this can operate as a motor. If instead the spring arm is hooked up to a piezoelectric device, this can be used to generate an electrical current.

    17. Re:More importantly.... by reezle · · Score: 2

      Man, I wish I had some mod points... That's a great argument.

    18. Re:More importantly.... by jmobley · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope that whatever is happening between your laptop and your balls remains in the privacy of your own home. ;)

    19. Re:More importantly.... by shtarker · · Score: 1

      Unlike traditional protective clothing that only protects against alpha radiation, the new fabric developed by the Florida-based company Radiation Shield Technologies also blocks beta and gamma rays. All three are emitted by the decay of radioactive substances and X-rays.

      Ummm... a thin peice of paper has the ability to block alpha radiation. As a matter of fact high energy electromagnetic radiation (gamma and x rays) are teh only form of radiation your skin can't stop.

    20. Re:More importantly.... by theridersofrohan · · Score: 1
      I tell you man, having to reach into grandpa's chest every 6 hours and wind him back up was a pain in the ass!


      For grandpa? i think you're doing something wrong there.

    21. Re:More importantly.... by swschrad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      woo hoo! THIS is what the Internet was invented for, folks!

      ought to be a lively market for plutonium powder in the CompUsa and Kmart aisles, too. this will lure Wacko Bin Loony out of his cave!

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    22. Re:More importantly.... by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      According to this smarty man, there's probably not enough plutonium inside a pacemaker to poison a small bunny rabbit. I imagine the crash testing is still pretty rigorous, though.

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    23. Re:More importantly.... by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      The radioactive battery in a pacemaker has enough plutonium to poison 50,000 people. They are put through rigorous crash testing. Still, if you're faced with dying or having a nuclear power source implanted in your chest, you might opt for safe, clean, nuclear power....

      I'm sorry but your'e completely wrong. Plutonium is no where near that deadly. Contrary to what Ralph Nader says, plutonium is not the deadliest substance on earth. Not even by a longshot.

      Plutonium is actually one of the safer radioactive elements. Ordinary matter is so absorptive of radiation that plutonium's rays are stopped by a sheet of paper. It can be handled with your bare hands safely. It is not absorbed in the digestive tract so the problem with ingestion is radiation damage to the lining of the digestive tract. Its lethal oral dose is more than an aspirin in weight.

      Inhaling plutonium is another story, as it remains in your lungs and irradiates you for a long time. But it is very difficult to make a plutonium aerosol, as it is a metal and is heavier than lead. At any rate, even if you could make an effective aerosol (impossible, almost) you would need huge amounts of plutonium to give people lethal doses over a fairly large area.

      Say, if you dropped 10 kg of some sort of plutonium aerosol from a plane. (Nevermind where you get 10 kg of Pu) It is spread over an area 500 meters x 500 meters x 200 meters tall. That's 50 million cubic meters. Which would work out to .0002 grams per square meter! Far too little to cause a human any damage.

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    24. Re:More importantly.... by maydog · · Score: 3, Informative

      No they dont, I should know - I build and test them. Pacemakers have a Lithium Iodide battery and most Defibrillators (implantable) use SVO or MnO2 batteries. Still the can have lifetimes 7-10 years depending on the amount of therapy needed.

    25. Re:More importantly.... by Smelly+Jeffrey · · Score: 1

      No they dont, I should know - I build and test them.

      The building I can understand... but doesn't it hurt to have your chest cut open and sewn back up every day just to see how they work?

    26. Re:More importantly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be handled with your bare hands safely. Ok, you first.

    27. Re:More importantly.... by Jeffv323 · · Score: 1

      Oh great, way to go, now that you let that little secret out, the damn terrorists are going to start importing old people.

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    28. Re:More importantly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://yahoo.com

    29. Re:More importantly.... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      So explain to me how those people on the Manhatten project died? They where working with plutonium, too. Also, why in hell's bells would you then need to handle your plutonium remotely (as in it's in another room while you handle it via a remote robot interface) when building your own nuclear basement (I'm referring to the articles in Scientific American and other publications which went over the steps neccessary to build your own nuke)?

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    30. Re:More importantly.... by morie · · Score: 2

      Who's ass?

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    31. Re:More importantly.... by maydog · · Score: 1

      What, is that supposed to be funny? These are high reliablity medical devices, which by neccesity, get tested at several different levels of the build. Additionaly, once implanted, the patient needs to visit the physician once every 3-6 months where the doctor interrogates the device via telemetry. So you could say that it is tested.

    32. Re:More importantly.... by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      All the manhattan project problems were caused by somehow inhaling the PU. The fact remains that PU only emits alpha particles.

      Alpha particles are stopped by the skin's epidermis. You can't get poisoned by handling plutonium.

      Alpha particles are slow and massive. They just can't penetrate. Don't believe the eco-whacko scare stories you hear.

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    33. Re:More importantly.... by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      Here's a link. PU cannot poison you unless it is taken internally.

      http://216.239.33.100/search?q=cache:KiDhhCg_zrs C: prop1.org/2000/cassini/971005.htm+plutonium+alpha+ particles+&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

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    34. Re:More importantly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that those things would probably take too long to start up, since, belive it or not, light can only really push quantum particles.

  11. New regulations by bsharitt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If these came into wide use, the US govenment would probably impose harsh export restrictions, since there is a small amout of radiation.

    1. Re:New regulations by cosyne · · Score: 2

      are there harsh export restrictions on smoke detectors using Americium 241?
      It's not like you take a bunch of 'radioactive stuff' and put it together and make a bomb. Get a clue.

    2. Re:New regulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or can you?!

  12. What Fry would say... by codeonezero · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the infamous words of Fry from Futurama
    (On being scanned by some radiation emiting device)

    "Ouch, my sperm"

    heheh

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    1. Re:What Fry would say... by C_nemo · · Score: 2, Funny

      On being scanned by said device a second timne:

      "Funny, it doesn't hurt this time"

    2. Re:What Fry would say... by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Good news! the radiation emiting device was actually an F-Ray...Like an X-ray but can also see through metal! You might feel a slight tingling sensation... all of you...

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  13. It could save you lots of money! by doomdog · · Score: 2, Funny


    Why, you'd save a fortune in glo-in-the-dark condoms :-)

    1. Re:It could save you lots of money! by C_nemo · · Score: 1

      I would make a fortune with my patented not-glow-in-the-dark condoms

    2. Re:It could save you lots of money! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, you'd save a fortune in glo-in-the-dark condoms :-)

      Since your reading ./, I'm assuming you consider $1.50/yr a lot of money... :P

  14. Potential Risk? by Remik · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "The Department of Transportation last month removed one hurdle to the commercial acceptance of fuel cells powered by methanol by ruling that they could be taken on airplanes. The issue was that these fuel cells contain methanol, which is a flammable liquid."

    I don't see them being so quick to remove a similar hurdle for nuclear fuel.

    But, hey, if they make nuclear powered cell phones, the radiation would treat the supposed cancer risk. Right?

    -R

    1. Re:Potential Risk? by jarodss · · Score: 2
      "The Department of Transportation last month removed one hurdle to the commercial acceptance of fuel cells powered by methanol by ruling that they could be taken on airplanes. The issue was that these fuel cells contain methanol, which is a flammable liquid."


      I don't see them being so quick to remove a similar hurdle for nuclear fuel.


      But when they do I still won't be able to travel with mine, because I'm sure they won't belive that I travel with a beowulf cluster of nuclear powered laptops to watch The Matrix in "Really, Really wide screen" (TM) with my 6X9 laptop cluster.

    2. Re:Potential Risk? by DirtyJ · · Score: 3, Informative
      I don't see them being so quick to remove a similar hurdle for nuclear fuel.

      Why not? What are you going to do with a radioactive lump of stuff? I suppose you could try to choke someone with it or shoot people with beta particles...

      This isn't the same sort of material that gets used in nuclear weapons; it's just isotopic material which decays with a characteristic timescale so that a steady stream of particles shoot away from it. You can use the momentum imparted by these particles to power a small generator - sort of like water turning a turbine in a dam or something (not exactly, but you get the picture...).

    3. Re:Potential Risk? by Remik · · Score: 1

      Yes, I get the picture, but Jim and Joan Sixpack most likely would not. Think about the campaign ad, "Congressman X voted to allow anyone who wants to carry nuclear material onto an airplane."

      Nuclear power is feared in this country, for many stupid reasons. Evidenced here...the potential for solving world energy demand was canned by Clinton because of the American aversion to nuclear power.

    4. Re:Potential Risk? by putzin · · Score: 1

      After last night's episode of 24, I suspect you won't see any sort of nuclear fuel powered battery in the near future. I mean, put a few in a an old storage site, have someone alert homeland defense, and sentence an anti-terrorisim agent to death in a very likely shootout in that same storage site. What government would allow this to happen? No, it's more likely that they outlaw this and any other nuclear source to keep certain sketchy individuals from creating a nuclear bomb to blow up Los Angeles.

      --
      Bah
    5. Re:Potential Risk? by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2

      But, hey, if they make nuclear powered cell phones, the radiation would treat the supposed cancer risk. Right?

      There may be more truth to this than you expect. There's an article in the Dec 2002 Discover concerning the reintroduction of homeosis as a real and potentially useful effect. Unfortunately, they haven't updated their site to the Dec. issue, so I can't give you a link. Expect to hear more about this in the near future... whether the news will support or debunk homeosis, I don't know.

      --

      All Your Memory Are Belong To Java
    6. Re:Potential Risk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, so all you'd have to do is buy a few hundred fire detectors, hide them in a persons garage and call the FBI.

      On another note, methanol isn't as flamable as say, petroleum. You can put a match to a puddle of methanol and it'll just put the match out. You need much higher heat to set off methanol.

    7. Re:Potential Risk? by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

      But, hey, if they make nuclear powered cell phones, the radiation would treat the supposed cancer risk. Right?

      Atomic radiation is like a gun: It destroys things. If you start shooting randomly at a crowd of people where you know there is a criminal, you may hit the criminal. But you can be sure to hit many innocant bystanders. And what's more, radiating healthy tissue may cause cancer again (with high amounts of radiation, this is very likely).

      However, the radiation used would be beta-particles. If there is a cover on the batteries which is 3mm thick, then beta's will not leave the machine (unless they are very energetic, but it is unlikely that they do that, because it would not be allowed by any government (I hope)).

      Therefore, it is very unlikely to bring any safety risk at all, except for people opening the device

    8. Re:Potential Risk? by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 1, Troll

      Remik wrote:

      > Nuclear power is feared in this country, for many
      > stupid reasons.

      It is also feared for good reason.

      In the early days of our species, fire was discovered. The event was reviled in many a cultural mythos as a theft. Fire warmed our homes, cooked our food, and destroyed us utterly if we were the least bit unattentive.

      In the forties, a new fire was stolen, this time from the heart of the atom. It was more deadly than the first, even its ashes and smoke killed. We didn't know but what it might destroy everything, but the first atom bomb was used anyway. Testing of the first H-bomb in the Marshal Islands caused a peaceful Japanese fishing boat to be irradiated in an event the Japanese called the Second Atomic Bombing of Humanity. From outrage and fear a new god was born, new stories told (and with the application of a bit of latex, a successful movie career started). This god was capricious and cruel, killing all in his path.

      When atomic power plants and nuclear medicine came into being, this god took on a friendly face (though he still enjoyed a good power plant stomping). However friendly he became, his touch was still deadly, and he was never tame. New words of horror were spoken in fear: Chernobyl, Three Mile Island, Tokai.

      Accidents can and will happen, especially if the people running the plants cut corners like they did in Tokai. The technology is too new to trust, not when after millennia we still haven't tamed fire. The fear is real, and in this case, it is healthy. For my part, I will loose my fear of atomic power and fully embrace it when we have gained total control of it and fire, and have completely removed the capacity for greed and stupidity from the gene pool. ;)

      > Evidenced here [pbs.org]...the potential for
      > solving world energy demand was canned by
      > Clinton because of the American aversion to
      > nuclear power.

      That's dumb, because that sounds like such a better solution than Yucca Mountain. What he said about coal certainly explains Godzilla's recent stand against both fossil and nuclear energy. Go forth and find some real "Clean Energy" if you want the big guy happy.

      "Our people.. stricken with disease.
      You.. you played with the fires of the gods.
      And you dare to come here and ask us for help!
      You betrayed us! You expect us to trust you after what you have done?"
      Infant Island Chief, "Godzilla vs. Mothra" (US Version), 1964

    9. Re:Potential Risk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's beta radiation. The material in a T-shirt can stop beta particles, and the battery would probably have an alumnium shell that will stop all the radiation in the first place.

      I thought *smart* people read ./? All I see is the same ignorance of radiation as I find in the common populace.

      This also has nothing to do with fire detectors. Those use alpha radiation, which can be stopped by a sheet of paper.

    10. Re:Potential Risk? by composer777 · · Score: 1

      You are assuming that Jim and Joan Sixpack really have control over things like this. The way government works is that Jim and Joan are told which issues to get scared about, not the other way around. They will have control only in the sense that it will be allowed to distract them from the important issues. So, perhaps strict licensing will be enforced so that Jim and Joan will be happy that their rights have been eliminated, while still allowing Jim and Joan's rulers to have use of this technology.

    11. Re:Potential Risk? by dirkdidit · · Score: 1

      Therefore, it is very unlikely to bring any safety risk at all, except for people opening the device
      People do open things to see how they work. I don't want the neighbor kid sitting in his room playing with a radioactive battery. It's human nature, if something can be opened to see how it works, it will be opened, plain and simple.

    12. Re:Potential Risk? by Remik · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they've already been told to fear nuclear power. Go ask people about what happened at 3 Mile Island and you'll hear stories of catastrophe when in reality not a single person could prove that they were harmed.

      There is a stigma attached to nuclear power in this country. And, it's one that, unfortunately, cannot be simply legislated away. Even if adoption of these technologies were to take place immediately, I think it is safe to say there would be immediate public backlash from not only the deliberate lie-spitting treehuggers, but also the tragically mis/ill-informed Jim/Joan.

    13. Re:Potential Risk? by Remik · · Score: 1

      It was a joke. I guess I'd better get back to work on my sarcasm detector.

      -R

    14. Re:Potential Risk? by Remik · · Score: 1

      Umm, yah. I guess I forgot to consider the Godzilla angle.

      Thanks...

      -R

    15. Re:Potential Risk? by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      Are you that worried about the neighbor kid's health? Three millimeters' worth of plastic shielding absorbs beta particles (hell, even human skin blocks it from hitting your vital organs, if I remember my Emergency Care textbook correctly), so maybe the walls in your house or apartment complex (which I hope to Ghod are thicker than 3mm) might keep you from getting dosed?

      Besides, the way the kids' fashion trends are going these days, in five years he'll probably be wearing plutonium studs through his eyelids and a big fucking uranium Prince Albert piercing. The batteries are the least of your worries.

      --
      They that would sacrifice their .sig space for that cliched Franklin quote deserve neither.
    16. Re:Potential Risk? by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      Portable power has not kept up with the rest of technology. Look at processor speeds, display adaptors, the size of laptops, cell phones and their display and attachments. All of them require portable power, yet we're stuck with LiOn batteries, which while not huge, are the limiting factor.

      This is all due to one fact: people view their porn at home.

      --
      If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
    17. Re:Potential Risk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the reality is that nuclear power really only developed as a side-effect of the arms race during the cold war.

      Even on purely technical grounds, nuclear power is a bad idea.

    18. Re:Potential Risk? by tuoppi · · Score: 1

      Flammability isn't the only issue with methanol, what comes to airplanes. Methanol also corrodes aluminium, which of airplanes are mostly made of.

      The story mentioned, that type of radiation is beta radiation. I remember from school from physics class when we got an introduction into radiation types - a piece of paper was thick enough to stop beta particles. They can't penetrate the skin either. The dangerous part with beta radiating matter is if the radiating mass gets pulverized and inhaled after that. In direct contact with lungs it might cause an cancer some day. (Do you smoke? Don't worry about radiation causing cancer.. ;-))

      Afterall, inhaling or consuming any kind of power cell contents are quite likely to get you into bad condition, acids, alkalines, heavy metals..

    19. Re:Potential Risk? by Remik · · Score: 1

      Even in the face of amazing evidence you persist in stereotypes. The only conclusion to be drawn is that you are a fool.

      I hope that tree you're hugging leaves you with many slivers.

      -R

  15. That would be... by aao-brad · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a whole new definition of blue screen of death. "Error #10012 - Meltdown eminent. "

    --
    "What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?" - Weird Al Yankovic
    1. Re:That would be... by C0LDFusion · · Score: 5, Funny

      "An fatal operation at 0x004a3542 has occured. YOU will be terminated."

      And if you take it on the airplane, the press confererence:

      Reporter: "What was the cause of the explosion?"

      NTSB Guy: "Windows. If only he used linux...or AT LEAST MacOS X...this disater could've been averted."

      Two hours later, at the White House...

      Bush: "We have found that the explosion was caused by Windows. By making Windows, Microsoft is a terrorist organization. This morning, troops invaded the evil leader Bill Gates's compound in Redmond."

      Two Weeks Later:

      Reporter: "Have you found Gates?"

      Rumsfeld: "We have Special Forces scouring the area, but we haven't found him. But in order to follow our current policy on the War on Terror, we'll now accuse a random country of being Evil. (::Rumsfeld walks over to a lottery tumbler::) This year's "Evil Nation" is... MADAGASCAR! Alrighty. Now, then. You know the drill. Madagascar currently is in possession of weapons of mass destruction. Now go back to your news bureaus and begin the punditry. That is the end of this conference."

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    2. Re:That would be... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

      This year's "Evil Nation" is... MADAGASCAR!

      Not sure why, but that actually made me laught out loud...

      --
      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
    3. Re:That would be... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      Someone give this guy a nice mix of +Insightful and +Funny.

      Damn, where are my mod points?

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      If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
    4. Re:That would be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone shutup and let the moderators decide for themselves.

      Besides, if you really knew what you were talking about you'd have moderator points of your own........

    5. Re:That would be... by Cervantes · · Score: 0, Troll

      Riiight.. we all know Taco goes through and hand-picks the people he thinks would make great mods, right?

      There are two ways to express opinions on a post. Moderate, and comment. I chose the later, expressing my opinion, and stating what I would do if I had the option of the former.

      And at least I have the balls to put my karma on the line for my replies. If you really believed what you were talking about, and weren't just trolling, then maybe you would too.

      --
      If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
    6. Re:That would be... by Zerth · · Score: 2

      Whereupon the representative from North Carolina will shout "Madagascar! They've got lemurs, we're screwed! Did you see what they did to the Duke University faculty?! We haven't got an operative back from there in... in... /years/..."

    7. Re:That would be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This gives new rise to the meaning "Blue Screen Of Death".

    8. Re:That would be... by Arkaein · · Score: 1
      No, no, you've got it wrong. Microsoft is a large American business. Dubya would be sure to point out that it must be some of those Lie-nucks terrorists (Look! Lots of them have long beards like Al-Qaeda!) who sabotaged the Windows Source code.

      Clearly all open source programmers must be rounded up before such a tragedy can occur...

    9. Re:That would be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CNN reports: Analysts believe after weeks of study that Bill Gates is either dead, or alive.

    10. Re:That would be... by nekosej · · Score: 1

      "Cobalt Blue Screen of Death" that is.

      --
      Never pet a burning dog.
    11. Re:That would be... by C0LDFusion · · Score: 1

      Well, I chose Madagascar for maximum funny. You see, here at Funnie's Unusual Campus of Kindness, we work hard to ensure the proper levels of funny by pairing the proper "funny" word with the actual funny. I could ramble on and on all day, but I think it's a perfect time to plug the F.U.C.K.-approved Funny Site of the year:

      http://www.omgjeremy.com/

      --
      Only in slashdot are posts of solidarity modded at -1 Redundant, while posts of antagonism are modded as -1 Flamebait.
    12. Re:That would be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if it were Cherenkov radiation. Then it would be the Glowing Blue Screen of Death ...

  16. Even more danger? by new_breed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First we had that whole fuss about how prolonged use of a mobile phone could cause cancer..And now, you make your head glow as well! Great..can't they invent one that uses solar power instead?

    1. Re:Even more danger? by hexile · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally I'd rather have a tidal powered cell phone. That way I wouldn't feel so bad about flushing it after my boss has called me 12 times on a Sunday.

    2. Re:Even more danger? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Funny
      Personally I'd rather have a tidal powered cell phone.

      Yeah. That way, when you put the phone up to your ear, you could say that you could hear the ocean. :-)

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      --
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    3. Re:Even more danger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can buy little solar-powered batteries for your cell phone - they look pretty cool, and work well enough, provided you stick your phone on a windowsill when you're not using it, instead of in your pants pocket.

      As for a laptop, I'm afraid we just don't have the power density yet.

    4. Re:Even more danger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great..can't they invent one that uses solar power instead?

      Nuclear power IS solar power. It's just solar power that got stored in really, really small, environmentally friendly batteries called heavy elements by the sun before this one. It's an all natural process, and homeopathic and organic and doesn't use pesticides. It doesn't require the use of artificial colors or flavors, and is a natural antibiotic. How could anyone be opposed to it?

    5. Re:Even more danger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah a solar power cell phone would be rather practical considering 90% of the cell phone users carry them around in their pocket, or in some sort of belt case. Not to mention the use factor... How do you plan to hold a cell phone with a solar cell on it, and not cover it up with either your head or hand.

      It would make for some good hanging up excuses though... "I'll be home later honey. Sorry, can't talk long, not driving a convertible."

      Damn, for a bunch of geeks, you guys don't think much do you?

    6. Re:Even more danger? by Tmack · · Score: 1
      Already have.... I saw them in a store somewhere, but here's a link to somewhere that has them. Basically a small LiIon (~900mAh) with a solar cell just under the clear-ish casing.

      TM

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  17. Radiation by jammer+4 · · Score: 1

    A lot of people think were killing ourselves with cell phones now. Guess we might as well go all the way and use the hard stuff :)

    1. Re:radiation by GuyZero · · Score: 1

      Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source on your lap?

      I already have a radioactive power source in my lap. And it's HOT.

    2. Re:radiation by HedRat · · Score: 1

      Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source on your lap?

      As comfortable as one could be while looking as wrinkled as Ed Asner's ball-sack in a tanning booth.

    3. Re:Radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck ever trying to provide lasting explanations to Slashdot. All the people who

      (1) didn't read the original article
      (2) didn't bother to follow the link to Cornell to read about what's actually being done
      (3) didn't remember that this was already reported several weeks ago

      but instead rushed to post something clever about the well-known effects of other sorts of radiation on parts we all hold dear, are hardly likely to really learn much, even from a correction as concise and well-put as yours.

      "We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them" -- Livy.

    4. Re:Radiation by Tacky+the+Penguin · · Score: 1
      The radiation mentioned in the article is just the emission of beta particles -- in other words, ordinary electrons. At the energy levels associated with atomic decays they would be stopped by a thick piece of paper, to say nothing of human skin.
      Perhaps we should mention that beta radiation is exactly the same stuff that is used to paint the pretty picture on your standard boob-tube, computer (CRT) monitor, or whatever. The only difference is in the source -- it comes from an electron gun instead of a small quantity of tritium or whatever.
  18. Oh, Sure... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    ...and next thing you know North Korea will turn it into a weapon!

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  19. radiation by kikawala · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source on your lap?

  20. Nuclear laptop by murphj · · Score: 2

    Think of the money my girlfriend will save on birth control pills!

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    1. Re:Nuclear laptop by will592 · · Score: 1

      HA! Jaguars , for guys who like hand jobs. Chris

    2. Re:Nuclear laptop by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

      Think of the three fingered two-headed freaks you'll have.

      The radiation could cause problems too.

    3. Re:Nuclear laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Birth control implies sex. Seeing as how you are a slashdot reader, I'm guessing she won't save very much.

    4. Re:Nuclear laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of the money my girlfriend will save on birth control pills!

      You have a girlfriend? Then what the hell are you doing on Slashdot?

  21. Leet by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    With a nuclear powered notebook on my lap I could save a load of money on future child support payments.

    --
    Trolling is a art,
    1. Re:Leet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a problem with your sig:

      1. Cult: (n) a small, unpopular religion.
      2. Religion: (n) a large, popular cult.

      Yields:

      3. Religion: (n) a large, popular, small, unpopular religion.

      Which makes no sense. Therefore your definitions are invalid and you must be spanked you naughty naughty boy.

    2. Re:Leet by grub · · Score: 0, Redundant


      You missed 2:

      1. Cult: (n) a small, unpopular religion.
      2. Religion: (n) a large, popular cult.
      3. Religion: (n) a large, popular, small, unpopular religion.
      4.
      5. Profit!

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      Trolling is a art,
    3. Re:Leet by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      With a nuclear powered notebook on my lap I could save a load of money on future child support payments

      Or those payments would kill you when you have to pay to house and feed those 15' tall kids (don't even mention how much it would cost to get a pair of Nikes for them)

    4. Re:Leet by theperplepigg · · Score: 1

      it's even more than that. it's an infinite recursive loop!

      a large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular, large, popular, small, unpopular,

      SEGMENTATION FAULT(core dumped)

      --paul

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    5. Re:Leet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way you're thinking would actually overflow the stack or any applicable buffers before anything is output... :P

    6. Re:Leet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's even more than that. it's an infinite recursive loop!

      But dealt with as iteration approach infinity it can be shown that the two series converge; I think this is the point.

    7. Re:Leet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, or it points to the fact that religion doesn't make any sense....

    8. Re:Leet by tshak · · Score: 2

      Your sig makes no logical sense, nor is it correct in any sense either. I suggest you read up on what a cult is, and educate yourself so that when you debate someone in the future you don't sound ignorant about your topic.

      --

      There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
    9. Re:Leet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your a TRUE geek you allready DOO.






      soccer sux!

    10. Re:Leet by Jennifer+Ever · · Score: 1

      ... Like you have to worry about that anyway.

    11. Re:Leet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just keep using words like "Leet" and you don't have to worry about future child support payments anyway.

    12. Re:Leet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont sound so arogant

    13. Re:Leet by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      I suggest you read up on what a cult is,

      A cult is a degrogatory term, used towards small religions the speaker doesn't like.

      http://religiousmovements.lib.virginia.edu/cults ec t/concult.htm
      would define it as "CULT: a deviant religious organization with novel beliefs and practices."

      Both of which are about the same thing as "Cult: (n) a small, unpopular religion."

    14. Re:Leet by grub · · Score: 2


      I suggest you read up on what a cult is

      dictionary.com's definition
      ----------
      1. a. religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader.
      b. The followers of such a religion or sect.

      2. A system or community of religious worship and ritual.

      3. The formal means of expressing religious reverence; religious ceremony and ritual.

      4. A usually nonscientific method or regimen claimed by its originator to have exclusive or exceptional power in curing a particular disease.

      5.a. Obsessive, especially faddish, devotion to or veneration for a person, principle, or thing.
      b. The object of such devotion.

      6. An exclusive group of persons sharing an esoteric, usually artistic or intellectual interest.
      --------

      Hmm.. Yup, religions are cults! Thanks for asking me to take the time to confirm what I've always assumed.

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    15. Re:Leet by tshak · · Score: 2

      Dictionary.com's definitions can be vague, since they pull from a large number of sources. Number 1 is the correct definition (as usual for that site). A religion does not necessarily have an authoritarian leader, nor does it have followers living in an unconventional manner.

      This is why a cult is defined as "A religion", and then some additional qualifiers. This of course concludes that not all religions are cults. Religion is also a very loose term - the Open Source Movement can be classified as a religion, and maybe even a Cult if you consider RMS a charasmatic leader :-).

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    16. Re:Leet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God hates ye, m'boy.

      God hates all o' ye, s'matter o' fact.

  22. The ultimate mod... by Blimey85 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No need for neon inside your case kiddies, the nuclear power source glows in the dark. And if you want to kick it up a notch, try our brand new nuclear powered monitors... true glowing beauty that you have to see to... hey... my face hurts... my whole body... feels like it's on fire... what's going on... ahh.. the burning.....ahhh!!!!

    --
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    1. Re:The ultimate mod... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice, but personally I like: ... ahh.. the burning.....*broken-agony-voice* the bur-ur-ur-urrrning

  23. Flammable Liquid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why were they even questioning methanol on a plane for?

    Doesn't the airline already hand out little bottles of ethanol in flight?

  24. News flash. by torre · · Score: 2

    New trend of impotence traced to new laptops carrying radioactive power plants as batteries...

    1. Re:News flash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like that'll matter to most geeks anyway...

  25. Export? by dnoyeb · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Bah, then the US would be like Japan, radiation everywhere. IT would be impossible to locate any smuggled explosive devices.

    1. Re:Export? by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

      elaborate please?

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    2. Re:Export? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He can't, he's pulling shit outta his ass... Also, I think we'd be importing these, we don't make a whole lotta "tech" stuff

    3. Re:Export? by dnoyeb · · Score: 2

      In Japan radiation detectors are banned. Make of that what you will.

  26. like the GhostBusters by kipple · · Score: 2

    ...they had a nuclear-like reactor on their back, and they felt SO cool.

    So would I with a nuclear-powered laptop (how much battery life do you have? Oh, a couple thousand years).

    As long as I won't drop it (you'll notice if I will).

    cheers

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  27. Nuclear powered cellphone by Christianfreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The "Cellphones cause cancer" groups would defenatly have fits over that. But the Government might find it useful. I can just see Bush on TV, "If we don't stop the evil terrorists(tm), they could turn your cellphone into a nuclear holocost. Think of the children!"

    In all seriousness if the manufacturers can guarentee that its safe I'm all for portable power that lasts 200 years.

    1. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In all seriousness if the manufacturers can guarentee that its safe I'm all for portable power that lasts 200 years.

      Screw that. I want the manufacturer, a government agency, and a dozen or so independent non-profit organizations to guarantee it is safe. I mean, we saw well letting the company tell us what is safe worked with tobacco. ;)

      But do that, and yeah, I'd use one. :)

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    2. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Sheetrock · · Score: 1

      If it only emits beta radiation, there isn't much to worry about. Beta particles can be stopped by a sheet of paper. Just make sure your phone is wrapped in paper and you're good to go.

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    3. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by helix400 · · Score: 1
      Actually, beta partciles are stopped by a sheet of metal. Its alpha particles there are stopped by a sheet of paper. (Gamma rays are are stopped by 6 inches of steel.)

      But I agree with you, in this situation, there really isn't that much to worry about. Radiation is one of those terribly misunderstood things. And unfortunately, those activists who are afraid of science have done an excellent job villifying it, turning well understood scientific material into one of the greatest FUD campaigns ever.

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    4. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Informative
      > Screw that. I want the manufacturer, a government agency, and a dozen or so independent on-profit organizations to guarantee it is safe. I mean, we saw well letting the company tell us what is safe worked with tobacco. ;)

      Actually, this is one of the few cases wherein if you don't trust the gub'mint (setter of standards for rad-leakage) or the corporates (laptop manufacturer), you can just as easily verify for yourself.

      Alpha: If you're not convinced from the laws of physics that alphas will be stopped by the casing of your laptop, build a cloud chamber with some dry ice and alcohol, and sit your laptop on top of it. Observe the lack of straight fat traces emanating from your laptop.

      Beta: Ditto. You can also build a detector for charged particles out of gold leaf and leave it next to your laptop for a few hours, or you can just eyeball your cloud chamber for longer traces with occasional kinks as electrons are deflected in the medium.

      Gamma: OK, your cloud chamber won't work as well here, so drop $300 for a pocket geiger counter from a place like Edmund Scientific. (It slices, it dices, it's something no kid who grew up during the Cold War should be without! :-)

      Cloud chambers are easy to build, and fun to watch. Get an old radium-dial watch or clock, place a blue LED next to it, and you've got yourself a "nuclear lava lamp".

      Case modders alert! You could replace the top flat part of a PC with it and the cool air from the base of the chamber would ooze down into your case, providing a little bit of extra cooling. along with one hell of a l33t case mod - permanently mount your rad-source in the middle of the chamber, mask off and paint a "radioactive" symbol in the plexiglass cover, with a small source directly beneath the center of the rad-symbol, and illuminate it with a one of those traffic-light/borg-cube-green LEDs, and bring a few blocks of dry ice to the LAN party! W00T!

      OK, back on topic. The bottom line is that measuring the amount of ionizing radiation leacking from a nuke-powered laptop is trivial, and if you compare the (lack of) radiation coming from your laptop from the (big pile of) background radiation coming from the bricks in your house, the glaze on your grandma's dishes, and the potassium in that bundle of bananas, or just from living in the Rockies, you just might learn something about risk assessment - something about which those in the knee-jerk anti-nuclear movement would prefer to keep you in the dark.

    5. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Actually, beta partciles are stopped by a sheet of metal. Its alpha particles there are stopped by a sheet of paper. (Gamma rays are are stopped by 6 inches of steel.)

      *brag* So even if it's an unshielded gamma emitter, my nuts are still safe as long as I've got a continual supply of pr0n!

    6. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by gorilla · · Score: 2
      Gamma: OK, your cloud chamber won't work as well here, so drop $300 for a pocket geiger counter [scientificsonline.com] from a place like Edmund Scientific. (It slices, it dices, it's something no kid who grew up during the Cold War should be without! :-)

      Or $170 for a built it yourself kit. Does Alpha, Beta, Gamma, and X-Ray.

    7. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm....he said six inches, not six centimeters.

    8. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      In all seriousness if the manufacturers can guarentee that its safe I'm all for portable power that lasts 200 years.

      That's just great. Someone drops his pager in a movie theatre, and the damn thing beeps for two centuries before someone can find and kill it.

      Also, who wants a laptop that has to be disposed of as nuclear waste? It's fine for pacemakers and that sort of thing--there don't need to be that many in circulation (pun not intended) and nobody is going to be trading in for a newer model every eighteen months.

      Finally, have you seen some of the stupid things that people do to their consumer electronics? (Backing over a laptop in the driveway comes to mind.) This could lead to releases of potentially hazardous levels of radiation--perhaps inadvertant ingestion of radioactive material from a small leak in the casing.

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    9. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *I* can guarantee they via the laws of physics. Even the gummint and corporations can't violate those. Alpha and beta radiation are completely trivial to shield. Just wrap some copper or alumnium around the battery casing, which would probably be done anyway.

    10. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love your point, but you forgot a source of radiation. A cool glowing tall Glass of Milk. Milk is radioactive, and in fact contains three times as much radiation as a result of above ground testing and disasters like chernobyl. Granted, three times the 'pre-atomic era' backround radiation from a glass of milk is insignifigant, but I tend to think that the increases in lukemia's and other cancers can all be attributed to the increase in background radiation the world around.
      Another source of radiation you forgot is radon gas, which is natural, and is emited in many areas that were siltbeds at one time.
      Radiation is everywhere... and nuclear powered cell phone aren't going to make it worse, except perhaps in the microwave ranges that cell phones operate at.

    11. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Critter92 · · Score: 1

      A minor error in the article was that beta was stopped by skin while alpha isn't. This is bassackwards. Alpha particles (He nuclei stripped of their electrons) are the elephants of the radiation world. They are large and charged so they tend to interact with everything and are stopped by dead skin. You wouldn't want to ingest alpha emitters, however. The rem (roentgen equivalent man) is used to measure the potential damage of radiation. It coverts rads (which is the not incredibly useful "absorption of 100 ergs per 1 gram of material) to a more useful number. Alpha particles use a Q (quality) value of 20 or 30 (depending on which country you are in) which means that if the alpha particle gets to living tissue, it does a ton of damage. Beta particles are either an electron or positron depending upon the reaction involved and are smaller and carry 1/2 the charge of an alpha particle so they interact less than alpha. They still interact fairly aggressively so clothing will stop beta (so wearing a watch with the tritium dial is ok but you wouldn't want to be the worker who licked her brush while painting the dial). Beta sources have a Q of about 1 which means that they don't do a lot of damage. Neutrons carry no charge but are large, so they are the next most likely to interact with other matter. 10cm of dry air is enough to stop neutron flux. Neutrons have a Q of 3 to 10, depending upon their velocity (fast or thermal) and which country you are in. Gamma radiation is an electromagnetic wave (like light, radar, &c) and carries no charge. It tends not to interact with matter which is why it is both difficult to build shielding -- even lead is nearly transparent of gamma rays in the "gamma ray window", which is somewhere around 2.3 MeV if I remember, which is particularly important with Cobalt-60 decay which releases 2 gamma rays at this energy level -- and why it is relatively harmless at low levels. Most gamma radiation has a Q of 1. 25 - 50 rem is the minimum one time exposure that will cause blood chemistry changes. Most people who live at sea level get 100 mrem per year from naturally occurring background sources (more if you are a frequent air traveler or live in Denver). Around 500 rem in a one time dose is LD 50/20 (half of those exposed will die within 20 days). National standards (as of 10 years ago, the last time I worked in this field) say that radiation workers can be exposed to up to a maximum of 5 rem per year. Cheers!

    12. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      Great, so the laptop itself is redundant in five, but the power source lasts 200 years? The only use for this is so the post-apocalyptic tribe can come along and re-discover the "magic" of the ancients (aka Time Machine, Planet of the Apes, and other sci-fi debacles)

  28. Radio Waves and Radioactivity by thefinite · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would guess that there is simply too much irrational behavior relative to nuclear power to make these batteries all that popular. The irony is how quickly we ignore the supposed dangers from cell phone radio waves. The difference seems to be the emotional baggage that follows anything "nukyoolar". Too bad, too.

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    1. Re:Radio Waves and Radioactivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      The difference seems to be the emotional baggage that follows anything "nukyoolar".
      And the hundred years worth of experimental evidence showing the extreme dangers of nuclear power sources, compared to the small, inconclusive quantity of experiments that have been done on cellphone radiation. Don't forget about that!
    2. Re:Radio Waves and Radioactivity by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      What supposed dangers? Everyone talks about it, yet nobody can show a half decent reason why the emissions from a cellphone are dangerous.

      The rason people think cellphones are dangerous are twofold: one, because it's an obvious conspiracy, and two, because they call it microwave, and they think that means it's just like their microwave oven.

      For that matter.. we have everyone whining about cellphones, who's whining about 802.11b? That's the same frequency your microwave oven works at... shouldn't you be scared? (yes I'm being sarcastic)

  29. Heh... radiation... by pdboddy · · Score: 1

    I dunno about you, but I've read the instructions that came with my cell phone. There's a part that says to hold the cell phone 2 to 3 centimeters from my ear while using the phone. Radio waves that close to your head aren't good I suppose... what's a little bit of radiation to go along with it? =P

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    1. Re:Heh... radiation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a quick quiz.
      Microwave radio (aka Cellular Telephone signals)
      are:
      A. Radiation
      B. Radiation
      C. Radiation
      D. All Of the above.
      IF you Said Radiation Congratulations YOU WON.
      So what was that about having your radiation with your radiation on top of it too?
      Oh hey, watch out! ALL LIGHT IS RADIATION.
      Better go hide in your cave, and remember to turn out the lights, because THEY'RE RADIOACTIVE.
      The point of this is? All radiation can cause genetic mutation, ever seen those spots on skin? (especially older people) Ding! those are caused by radiation!!! and mostly from visable and ultra-violet spectrum radiation, not even from more exotic radiations, like the beta wave radiation referenced in the article, which is SAFER THAN SUNLIGHT BECAUSE IT CANNOT PENETRATE CELLULAR MEMBRANES.
      Thank you, for being so ignorant about atomic forces, and in fact about radioactivity. Genetic mutation can only occur when a force interfears with the built in error correction in DNA strands while replicating. In order for that force to cause change, it has to be able to exert influence over the recombination of DNA, which meand being in the right place, at the right time, with the right amount of force. Beta waves CANNOT cause genetic mutations, and the strength of microwaves coming out of a cell phone have not yet been proven to be great enough to cause any form of cancer, but the easiest to affect would be skin cancers, as microwaves have a great difficulty penetrating faty, salty, watery substances, like the fleshy pulpy skin ON YOUR ENTIRE BODY.
      If you DON't Believe me WRAP your hand around the antenna and WATCH the signal strength plummet, to the signal that the phone's own innards provide. Cell Phone Signals CAN'T Penetrate your fingers, much less all the way through to your brain, which some (uninformed) people are worried about.

  30. I'd feel safe if... by TomHoward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    So long as it wasn't running Windows.

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    1. Re:I'd feel safe if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll.

      I'd hope that trolls like you *would* go ahead and get a laptop with a radioactive power source. The genepool thanks you.

    2. Re:I'd feel safe if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It don' t know if it would be capable of running windows.

      I mean, it already takes a half-life for XP to boot on my laptop.

    3. Re:I'd feel safe if... by sedawkgrep · · Score: 2

      The comment should be +5 Insightful.

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    4. Re:I'd feel safe if... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Windows' EULA prohibits its use in the daily operation of a nuclear plant.

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  31. Not for me by Rossalina+W+Sanchez · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think the only real problem I would have with it is that there might be some problems later on when I get pregnant. There are still a lot of issues with radiation regarding females and felopian tubes that we don't know about yet and will take years for science to find out about.

    Remember all the mutant freak babies that were born in some Nevada towns after the Army was performing nuclear tests back in the 40's?

    Sure this thing sounds safe but are you going to risk giving birth to a retard or a one armed baby when they really don't have any conclusive studies yet? I'm not.

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    1. Re:Not for me by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 1, Redundant
      Oh my god!!!

      A woman on slashdot!

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    2. Re:Not for me by DeltaSigma · · Score: 2

      It's a lie!

      Must be one of them new-fangled "sense-making trolls."

    3. Re:Not for me by KeizerHein · · Score: 1

      Oh my god!!!
      A woman on slashdot!

      Ok, I'll bite. Comments like this are probably what keeps a lot of women away from /. Follow the link , and think about it.

    4. Re:Not for me by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 2
      yes, you're right.

      *sheepish grin*

      But... but...

      *blush*

      I'm, sorry.

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    5. Re:Not for me by KeizerHein · · Score: 1

      well, you've got a point there.

    6. Re:Not for me by coryboehne · · Score: 2

      She's works for Microsoft(or will be soon), really, check out her bio :) Not that this is indicitave of anything really, just a little interesting, actually I wouldn't have ever thought that someone who graduated from MIT would even consider working for MS, but hey, you learn something new everyday...

      PS-Note to grandparent poster, I don't blame you, as long as you're only doing it for the money anyhow.....

    7. Re:Not for me by JessieLeah · · Score: 0

      Thank you to KeizerHein for the helpful (if a bit preachy) and VERY TRUE response.

      I once was told, on an IRC channel no less, that I couldn't possibly be female-- since I liked OLD DOS GAMES (Shock! Horror!) So I said, "Uhh, my driver's license is on the Net. (With the important parts blocked out, of course) And showed it to them. They said "Oh, you could fake that."

      I asked them why in HELL would any male fake a female ID to masquerade as a woman who likes old DOS games? (In retrospect, I should have dragged out Occam's Razor...)

      Anyhow. And once, I was in a computer store with a (male) friend of mine-- a non-geek (yes, I have a few non-geek friends, believe it or not). I was talking to the clerk about what I was looking for, and my friend piped up to say "Hey, can I carry that box for you?" ("You" here meaning "me"). I thanked him and said yes.

      Then, to my shock and dismay, the sales clerk took that opportunity to start discussing the techie items I was looking for with my friend!

      After around 500 milliseconds of pondering my response, I butted in. "Excuse me," I said, "I'M the techie here. NOT him."

      It took a lot of chutzpah and probably left him saying to himself, "Stupid bitch thinks she knows computers..." or some similarly sexist remark-- but what else was there to do? Let him talk to my friend (who is a great guy but a total computer illiterate Windoze-type) just because he's male??

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  32. I'd like to see... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'd like to see a beowulf cluster of those...

  33. Not near my head or my other head by ari_j · · Score: 2

    Sorry, but I refuse to put a source of radiation powerful enough to run my laptop or cell phone that close to my brain or testicles. I can't think clearly without all of the above, and don't want to mess them up for myself. (Note that cell phone antennas help place the radiation away from the head, when you get a cell phone with a decent external antenna, so they're of lesser risk, and only affect my brain, not my reproductive organs.)

    1. Re:Not near my head or my other head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but I refuse to put a source of radiation powerful enough to run my laptop or cell phone that close to my brain or testicles. I can't think clearly without all of the above, and don't want to mess them up for myself. (Note that cell phone antennas help place the radiation away from the head, when you get a cell phone with a decent external antenna, so they're of lesser risk, and only affect my brain, not my reproductive organs.)

      Electromagnetic radiation is NOT THE SAME THING as beta radiation. One is a particle (an electron to be exact, of which there are already plenty of in your current batteries) and the other is a magnetic field.

    2. Re:Not near my head or my other head by ari_j · · Score: 2

      Both kinds of which are, AFAIK, potentially harmful to brain and reproductive cells.

    3. Re:Not near my head or my other head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe you should educate yourself before making statements like this. You sound as utterly ignorant as people who once opposed electricty because it could kill people.

      The *plastic* casing of a laptop will stop ALL beta particles, and the battery itself will most likely have an alumnium shell that will also stop ALL beta particles.

      You do know there's different kinds of radiation, don't you?

    4. Re:Not near my head or my other head by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      I can't think clearly without all of the above[...]

      Seems like you're doing a pretty piss-poor job of thinking clearly even with your standard-issue equipment. Although I do have to give you some credit; you're the first guy I've ever known who has (a) publicly admitted that his testicles do his thinking for him, yet somehow (b) believes that he's still "thinking clearly" when they do. Unfortunately, (a) is a violation of our Sacred Guy Code, which means that you'll have to hand over your copy of The Godfather and any beer you have in your fridge, and on your way home pick up Terms of Endearment and some wine coolers. Sorry, man.

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    5. Re:Not near my head or my other head by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Jokes, you fool. They're jokes. At least someone caught on and posted a joke in reply.

  34. Nuclear powered cell phone? by Thakandar2 · · Score: 1

    I could of sworn my cell phone was supposed to be baking my brain already...

    Or is that because I'm driving my SUV while I drive? I can't remember...

    1. Re:Nuclear powered cell phone? by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 2

      I hope you're driving your SUV while you drive - It's a lot safer than eating cereal while you drive.

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    2. Re:Nuclear powered cell phone? by dpille · · Score: 1

      If he's driving his SUV while he drives, he's doing much better than most SUV operators on the roads around here.

  35. first thought. by morgajel · · Score: 1

    ok, lemme think of this...radiation.....

    "why do they call it a LAPtop?"

    no thanks, I don't like nuclear balls.

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  36. Snow Crash!! by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

    Sounds like something taken from the book Snow Crash. If only the book or Stephenson had an actual web site.

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    1. Re:Snow Crash!! by gabriel-dialupusa · · Score: 1

      Like this one?
      http://cryptonomicon.com/

      Enjoy. :)

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      Beware he who would deny you access to information,
      for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
    2. Re:Snow Crash!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, I'm sure they'll listen to Reason.

    3. Re:Snow Crash!! by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I've seen that but I wish he had something that covered everything, not just his latest book. I can't really link to that site for a snow crash reference when there's not much more than a picture of snow crash.

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    4. Re:Snow Crash!! by DroppedPacket · · Score: 1

      You mean you can make a gun to shoot out spent cell phone casings?

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    5. Re:Snow Crash!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr Stephenson has a website athttp://www.well.com/user/neal/. It's not the most current, but it's still a website.

    6. Re:Snow Crash!! by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Neal Stephenson does have a web page; it's devoted to telling people to leave him the damn hell alone. :)

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  37. looks like Saddam Hussein by waspleg · · Score: 1, Redundant

    needs to apply for a few thousand new platinum Visa cards now..

    1. Re:looks like Saddam Hussein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that as 'a few thousand new plutonum Visa cards'

  38. What do do with them... by stubear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...when they eventually do wear out? Eventually these batteries will have to be replaced and if they use radioactive material in their core then they could pose a very hazardous problem to the environment. Yucca is going to look like a playground compared to the problem with these batteries being disposed of when laptops are thrown out and replaced without transferring batteries for whatever reason.

    1. Re:What do do with them... by ivan256 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you actually do any reasearch or have any knowledge to base thing you say on, or do you just talk out your ass all the time. It's people like you that are going to wreck it for the rest of us and make it so that new battery technology won't ever be availble.

      The worst part is you're not even harmless. The lack of progress in the battery field due to people being afraid of flamable liquid, and anything that contains the word 'nuclear' or 'radiation' means we're going to keep dumping cadmium and mercury into landfills. It's kneejerk comments like yours based on false information that cause these new technologies to be dismissed without consideration.

      For the sake of the rest of us, if you don't know what you're talking about, don't talk.

    2. Re:What do do with them... by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, no. Did you read the article?

      1. Uses beta particles. Non dangerous[1]
      2. Think abou it: All energy used (battery dead) means NO radation remaining. It'd be no worse, than say, lead.

      [1] Okay, iif you breath in a lot it my casue problems, but it's not going to make your kids have green skin.

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    3. Re:What do do with them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article states, "The consumer electronics industry is focused on finding a way to replace the nickel cadmium batteries, which today power most portable electronic devices." Hmmm... I think the only thing I still own with an actual NiCad is my electric razor, everything is pretty much NiMh and Li-ion. Not that these don't have their own environmental concerns, but Mercury and Cadmium aren't used nearly as much in batteries anymore, in particular, alkaline batteries have been Hg free for several years

    4. Re:What do do with them... by Kaboom13 · · Score: 1

      The energy comes from the radioactive material breaking down into stable (read harmless) elements. The batteries would actually be less dangerous after they've reached the end of their life. The big problem I see is that when you upgrade your cellphone/pda/laptop you generally wind up tossing out the battery to.

    5. Re:What do do with them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the word you are looking for is "ignorance."

    6. Re:What do do with them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is parent modded so high? Doesn't add any factual information to the discussion.

      I was actually asking myself the same thing regarding what happens when such new batteries are thrown out.

      The article doesn't mention it, and doesn't give enough information to suggest the impact they could have on the environment. I'm not jumping the gun and plain out rejecting the technology, as you seemed to assume - I'm honestly curious (and your post doesn't actually suggest you know the answer more than I do)

    7. Re:What do do with them... by Kintanon · · Score: 3

      Are you a moron or something? If they've worn out, they are by definition no longer radioactive. Since they only way they run out is if they decay completely and energy can no longer be derived from them. So, who cares what we do with them? They'll be safer than current batteries in landfills.

      Kintanon

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    8. Re:What do do with them... by gorilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, when the battery doesn't have enough radiation output to still function as a battery it will still have remaining undecayed isotopes. Exactly how much depends on what fraction of the original radiation output is required to produce enough energy. It should therefore be treated as hazardous material and disposed of in an appropriate way.

    9. Re:What do do with them... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      and your post doesn't actually suggest you know the answer more than I do

      I don't know the answer, but I do know that ignoring options due to unfounded concerns is not the way to find it. I don't know why I got modded up, though. If anything I was hoping my comment would get it's parent modded down. Moderators should save their up-votes for more positive comments.

    10. Re:What do do with them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps not. The battery may be only producing a fraction of the necessary power to run your laptop or whatever. If it doesn't run your laptop, it hasn't quite run out, but it's still useless.

    11. Re:What do do with them... by wass · · Score: 2
      It's becuase of this very reason that the big "magnetic" imaging machine that you slip into in the hospital to take picture slices of your body is called an MRI. We all probably know it stands for "Magnetic Resonant Imaging".

      What most don't realize is that the very same technique is used by physicists (was invented by physicists, and is based on Rabi flopping frequency stemming from a perturbing oscillating magnetic field applied orthogonal to a BIG constant magnetic field). And physicists call it NMR, or Nuclear-Magnetic Resonance.

      Doctors and/or Marketeers realized that your typical person wouldn't go into a confined space in the middle of a large machine that had the word "nuclear" in it.

      So, maybe when these radioactive batteries come out, people can call them Strong-powered batteries or Weak-powered batteries (sorry, too lazy to read the article to see what kind of radioactive process going on here) to again deflect the "nucyulur" fear factor. (strong/weak refer to strong/weak forces).

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    12. Re:What do do with them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. Radioactive sources don't "just turn off". A "half-life" is the duration of time in which half of the material decays. Consider that the peak output of these devices will be constantly droping from the date of manufacture - at some point they won't be radioactive enough to power your laptop, but will certainly be radioactive enough to be dangerous.

    13. Re:What do do with them... by yy1 · · Score: 1

      I read the article, they will probalby call them Nickel-Copper batteries and just leave out the fact that it is really nickel-63 (the radioactive element they are currently using).

      If they can really get 50 years of use out of them, why make battery's at all? I don't see why current battery makers would start making batteries that never have to be replaced. Seems to me it is alot more likely companies will include this as a feature (sorta like laptop co's do now, better battery being a feature you can buy) or just something to set it apart from the pack... until the tech develops enough where everything just becomes self powered. Everything really rests on how cheap/available the nickel-63 is.

      As far as waste goes I'd rather have the "environmental impact" of this 1 battery vs 50 years of disposable batteries, hell even rechargable (NiMH or Li-Ion) have maybe 4-5 years of life.

      The impact this could have on how we live could dramatically change (truly no wires needed for anything)but the battery co's and the oil co's will probably see things differently and play up the "radioactive" threat to see this fail.

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    14. Re:What do do with them... by SDF-7 · · Score: 1

      Please do us a favor and report back when you have disposed of all the undecayed Carbon 14 isotopes in your area, as they must be treated as hazardous material.

      You could start with the trees, but a Darwin Award approach may be appropriate.

      [Sarcasm Off]

      Since the batteries in question are going to be beta emitters, I really don't think this is going to be classifiable as even low-level rad waste.

    15. Re:What do do with them... by waferbuster · · Score: 1
      Hmm, every home has (at least) 1 or 2 smoke detectors. If you look at the full name, you'll find it's an *ionizing* detector. If you pull the top cover off, you'll see a sticker (sometimes it's inconspicuously embossed faintly into the plastic bezel material) which warns that the detector contains ***RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL***. Americium 241 to be specific. And we throw these things away with wild abandon. What about the children????

      Seriously, it's not much of a concern... see http://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/toxprofiles/tp156-c2.pdf for a reference.

      But it makes a great "scare the masses" item at parties. "Did you know you have 'radioactive material' right here in *this very room*!"

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    16. Re:What do do with them... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      If it isn't radioactive enough to power my laptop I sure as hell doubt it's going to be radioactive enough to be dangerous. There are plenty of naturally occuring radioactive substances around, I'm not exactly worried about the tiny amount of radiation this will produce. Because these will STILL be safer than current batteries in landfills.

      Kintanon

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  39. Radioactivity in my lap? by dmuth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, so much for me having kids!

    Oh, wait... that means I'd actually have to get NEAR a real-life female first...

    1. Re:Radioactivity in my lap? by Random+Bystander · · Score: 1

      hate to break the news to you, but you gotta do a lot more than that.

    2. Re:Radioactivity in my lap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, so much for me having kids!

      Oh, wait... that means I'd actually have to get NEAR a real-life female first...


      This is hysterical. Slashdot geeks moding this parent as 'Insightful.' "I have to get to a real-life female? Hmm, I didn't know that!" *+1 Insightful*

    3. Re:Radioactivity in my lap? by Ezubaric · · Score: 2

      But if you get enough radiation, you might mutate into a hermaphrodite. Then you could fertilize yourself, thus finding the only person with low enough standards to mate with you - yourself.

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    4. Re:Radioactivity in my lap? by DuSTman31 · · Score: 1

      Unless, that is, you have truly exceptional aim.

  40. What, me worry? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2
    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Heck, no. I simply wouldn't feel safe knowing that there were hazardous materials inside my computer...

    (runs and hides from the Radioactive Boogeyman)

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    1. Re:What, me worry? by luzrek · · Score: 1
      Heck, no. I simply wouldn't feel safe knowing that there were hazardous materials [epa.gov] inside my computer...

      You mean like lead? or do you have one of those EcoPC's

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  41. Another Beta Test by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Just what we need - to be the subjects of another beta test!

    All kidding aside, I see major problems convincing portable electronics users that they'll be safe with ooooohhhhh.... "Radioactive" devices in their cars.

    It's sad, because no one seems at all concerned with the energy already put off by cell phones and the batteries could be an awesome step torward better power management.

    I wonder what the disposal concerns and criteria are?

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    1. Re:Another Beta Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just what we need - to be the subjects of another beta test!

      "Beta" test... heh heh! I love it. Pay attention moderators, the parent should be +1, Funny.

    2. Re:Another Beta Test by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 2

      glad someone got it!

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    3. Re:Another Beta Test by DroppedPacket · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Here is a stunning prediction. Somebody will come up with a good name for the technology and everybody will want to use it.

      Just for grins, count the number of "death rays" you have around you right now. Perhaps you know them as "lasers". Remember to check you local CD and DVD players.

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    4. Re:Another Beta Test by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      And your sharks. You forgot the frikkin' sharks.

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  42. Nuke batteries by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The amount of radioactivity is so miniscule that you don't have to worry about it as much."

    If I may ask a simple question here: As much as what ?

    1. Re:Nuke batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, my ass is radioactive but it hasn't killed or sterilized anybody yet.

    2. Re:Nuke batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet?!?!?

    3. Re:Nuke batteries by Raiford · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well you have got a little bit of Americium in your house or place of work right now. Every smoke detector has some of the radioisotope in it. I would not be too worried about my laptop or cell phone containing the stuff. I would be more concerned about how all of the nuke powered electronics would be disposed of when they become obsolete. I guess the power sources could be recycled.

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    4. Re:Nuke batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they compared it to a nuclear reactor core. So, in comparisson to a nuclear reactor core, you don't have to worry about much, because you are going to die right after booting up.

      Here's my question: Why are we trying to improve battery technology (very difficult) when we could more easily improve energy efficiency? If you could make a processor take up half as much energy, that would be FANTASTIC! But to try and squeeze twice as much juice into a battery is near impossible, without resorting to wild and crazy ideas. Or better yet... instead of doing either, find a way to convert the heat from the processor back to electricity. Make a better screen. Put piezo-electric devices on the keyboards. Change out the hard drive for some solid state storage. get rid of unnecessary lights (you don't need an "on" light. That is what the monitor is!).

      As an example of this technology in action, I have two CD players: an Emerson made around 1995-ish and a Panasonic made about 1999-ish. The Emerson gets 1 hour of batter life on 2 AA Alkaline batteries. My Panasonic gets 25 hours of life on 2 *AAA* batteries. I sincerely doubt that their is more "bunny" power in Energizer's AAA batteries than their AA batteries. So, think about it.

    5. Re:Nuke batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooops, my bad... Panasonic player uses AA. But, still... think about it.

    6. Re:Nuke batteries by SSKennel · · Score: 2
      Well you have got a little bit of Americium in your house or place of work right now. Every smoke detector has some of the radioisotope in it.
      No. Some smoke detectors use a photoelectric sensor to detect the change in light level caused by smoke. See, for example, Smoke Detectors and Americium.
    7. Re:Nuke batteries by luzrek · · Score: 1

      Ummm... Maybe new ones do. I work with radiation detectors and we commonly break open smoke detectors to get the Americium-241 as a test source.

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    8. Re:Nuke batteries by sirsex · · Score: 1

      No. Some smoke detectors use a photoelectric sensor to detect the change in light level caused by smoke

      I bet that work's great in a DARK ROOM!!
      I'll let you keep that model.

    9. Re:Nuke batteries by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      No, Einstein. They use their own light source. They are still not as effective at detecting smoke with low levels of particulates, though. The americium detectors are better.

      Chris Mattern

  43. Beta particles... by crc32 · · Score: 5, Informative

    These things are so weak that even a sheet of paper will block them. These things will probably be encased in metal and plastic. Everyone who is concerned about radation near their bodies should be more worried about the antennas than the isotopes. If these things can be shown to be safer than Lead, or Nickel-Cadmium (both extremely toxic, even in miniscule amounts), then these may be the next wave of power generation...

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    1. Re:Beta particles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope the author of the article was confused re: alpha and beta

      *Alpha-radiation cannot penetrate very far, typically 0.05 mm in biological tissue or 5 cm in air, due to the large mass. It cannot penetrate paper and most of it is stopped by the cornified (the dead cells) layer of the skin

      *Beta-radiation penetrates further, typically 5 mm in biological tissue, and can give rise to burn injuries of the skin.

    2. Re:Beta particles... by JohnsonWax · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or you could wrap it in this

    3. Re:Beta particles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm, beta radiation goes a bit farther than that, it will probably make your crotch a little warm and itchy (if it isn't already). Alpha radiation is what can be stopped by a few sheets of paper.

    4. Re:Beta particles... by theycallmeB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might be thinking of alpha particles (helium nucleus), which cannot penetrate very far due to their large mass and low velocity. Beta particles are very energetic electrons and require a few centimeters of something like polyethylene to block fully. Gamma particles, which are high-energy X-rays, require several feet of lead, steel and concrete to stop.

      Now my question is how much radioactive material will these things actually contain? I seem to recall that the largest samples that could be sold to the public (for use in one of my high-school labs) were all well less than a gram for even the lowest level isotopes.

  44. Nay by EggplantMan · · Score: 0, Troll

    These are not safe. Most types of energy based on nuclear processes have harmful waste products (like gamma particles and alpha rays). Are you going to trust that your laptop has the proper radiation shielding? Keep in mind that it is most often over your crotch. Considering the already poor odds of any geek reproducing, the effects of radiating their crotches could be disastrous.

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    1. Re:Nay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the article. It states that the researchers are using radioactive materials that emit ONLY beta radiation - not the skin-penetrating alpha or gamma radiation you just spoke of. Sheesh!

    2. Re:Nay by chaidawg · · Score: 2

      Did you even read the article?

      Lal said that he chose only isotopes that emit beta particles because their energy is small enough not to penetrate skin. Radioactive material can emit beta particles, alpha particles or gamma rays--the last two of which are carry enough energy to be hazardous, said Lal

      No alpha or gamma particles.

  45. Here's to by greechneb · · Score: 1

    twice the radiation, half the time! The extra radiation couldn't hurt anything, could it? It's not like I use my head for anything anyway....

  46. I fear... by jhines0042 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that this will not fly unless Beta Radiation hires a serious PR firm to spin its image into a happy, fun loving, club hopping, racially indeterminate, good looking female that everyone would want to have in their lap.

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    1. Re:I fear... by Tim+Doran · · Score: 2



      Gentlemen, I give you the NEW face of radiation in America!

      Soon the unwashed masses will forget their irrational fears and beg us for nuclear-powered devices... MWAHAHAHA!

    2. Re:I fear... by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      You mean like all those happy pharmaceutical ads on during prime-time TV? "May cause oily discharge, heart arythmia, constipation, or in some cases death"

      And people buy that shit.

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    3. Re:I fear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't want a 'racially indeterminate' woman on my lap.

    4. Re:I fear... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      No, sorry...she's already in use as the Geiger counter [bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep].

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  47. Radiation by starsong · · Score: 5, Informative

    The radiation mentioned in the article is just the emission of beta particles -- in other words, ordinary electrons. At the energy levels associated with atomic decays they would be stopped by a thick piece of paper, to say nothing of human skin.

    So this actually sounds like quite a novel and safe approach. It's not like they're shoving a few pounds of plutonium into the thing and trying to get energy from the heat -- like NASA does on space probes.

  48. great even worse toxic waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Even now we read the horror stories about kids in third world countries combing toxic piles of computer cast offs for valuable bits and pieces. Do you really want to think about adding (more than normal background) *radioactive* junk to the mix?
    It sounds like the researchers are considering something with a relatively long half-life. That means a) long after one of the fuel pack mechanical energy converters gives up the ghost, the radiation will continue and b) there will be sufficient value for scavengers to go after the stuff.

    Once again the fundamental question is not "Can we do it?" but "Should we do it?" While I agree that on the whole the "Protect Mother Earth" crowd is over the top, we do have a responsibility to protect fellow members of our species. Are kids better off scrounging in rice fields in SE Asia or combing through old Mobo's?

    1. Re:great even worse toxic waste by NiceGeek · · Score: 2

      As many have stated before...read the figgin article smart guy.

    2. Re:great even worse toxic waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did.
      The article basically says the sources are small.
      Ok so they are individually small. That a) doesn't mean that when you add up a 100M of them that the risk in recycling is non-negligible. and b) doesn't mean that kiddies in dumps are going to effectively concatenate them into large pile or radioactive crap.

      Nice geek just want's his laptop to run without reckoning the cost. Sorry, nothing is free (entropy is non-decreasing) and the universe IS out to get you.

    3. Re:great even worse toxic waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh and by the way, even though the great and wise /. moderators claimed flamebait on the OP it most certainly was not intended to be ... these are real questions. Anyone who has had a radiation safety course at a DOE sponsored site has to be wondering the same things.

    4. Re:great even worse toxic waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You have no clue what you are talking about, and soung no better or smarter than some Bible thumper railing against stem cell research. Take your ignorance elsewhere or get educated on the topic.

      Think----> if the beta particle emission create the power, and the battery wears out, do you think there's still beta particle emissions? Can you say "duh?"

    5. Re:great even worse toxic waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I guess I wasted that 7-1/2 years getting the PhD in particle physics (and no I'm not kidding).

      First off, you are the one making feeble efforts at confusing the topic by introducing extraneous topics such as stem cell research.

      If you had read my original post, you would have noticed that I did not say the batteries ran down. I advanced a question related to the more probable mechanical failure or the generating apparatus. This leads the battery to be trashed. Hence, my expression of concern about the uncontrolled release of nuclear waste into the environment.

  49. More info from Cornell by nystul555 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's more info, straight from Cornell.

    http://www.news.cornell.edu/Chronicle/02/11.7.02 /t iny_battery.html

    http://www.news.cornell.edu/releases/Oct02/canti le ver.ws.html

    It seems to me that this should be safe. They note in the article that they are only creating batteries which use Beta radiation, which is too weak to hurt you. If that is true, then yeah, I would use them, if it meant my laptop or cellphone would last for 10 or 20 years.

    1. Re:More info from Cornell by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 3, Funny
      ... if it meant my laptop or cellphone would last for 10 or 20 years.

      Soooo..... You'd be willing to have the same laptop or cell phone for 20 years? Talk about being behind the technology curve!

    2. Re:More info from Cornell by moderators_are_w*nke · · Score: 2, Informative

      I could be wrong on this one (I'm no physicist), but I was under the impression that alpha particles were unable to penetrate skin (because they're too big), whereas beta particles and gamma rays can. If this is right, any power device containing a beta emitter would need to be lead lined.

      An alpha particle needs to come into contact with live cells to cause damage, so you'd have to swallow the emitter or stick it in youe eye before it did any damage.

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    3. Re:More info from Cornell by luzrek · · Score: 1
      Both particles and gammay rays (high energy light) have penetration depths. For particles they stop faster if they are more massive (since the collisions with the nuclei in your skin will be more inelastic). They also stop much faster if they are charged since electromagentism is a long-range force. So, an ideal source would be something which was fairly easy to isolate, fairly common, had a low energy beta decay to the ground state of the daughter nucleus, and was chemically inert. Sounds like an ideal source would be Carbon-14. I've worked with it, and while the betas are very easy to stop (about a foot of air will do it, or a peice of paper), if it is in its elemental form it flakes appart due to self-charging (carbon is an insulator) and it becomes messy very quickly. On the other hand in say, its Iron Carbide form it is very stable.

      Now now much carbon-14 would we need to get a 1.5Volt AAA battery? The answer of course, depends on how much current you want to draw. Carbon-14 has a half life of 5740 years. So it takes approx 2*10^11 atoms of Carbon-14 to give us one electron/sec. We need one mol of electrons to give us an amp. So we need 2*10^11 mols of Carbon-14 to draw an amp of current directly from the betas. That is a crap load of Carbon-14.

      Old style (in use now and aboard the Voyager space crafts) use the heat generated by one of the Plutonium Isotopes to get power via the peizoelectric effect.

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    4. Re:More info from Cornell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a high school student taking Chemistry and Physics right now, and I am fairly sure that you are correct. Alpha particles can't penetrate paper, much less skin, while both Beta particles and Gamma particles can not only penertate skin, but also do quite a bit of damage.

    5. Re:More info from Cornell by G-funk · · Score: 2

      They'll just have to start making laptops more modular, which would be great.... give us an upgrade path with video, ram, cpu, and most importantly the screen. I'd love an old laptop with a p1 in it, if they had decent screens.....

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  50. Flywheels by matt-fu · · Score: 1

    I'd much rather have a flywheel power source.

    1. Re:Flywheels by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      Hey waiter, there's a flywheel in my laptop! Ba-da-bing, thanks, I'll be here all week.

      Seriously, wouldn't the gyroscopic effect seriously affect the portability of a small device with a flywheel? Imagine the struggle to turn your laptop vertically so you can slide it into your backpack.

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    2. Re:Flywheels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got your flywheels right HERE, dingleberry.

    3. Re:Flywheels by matt-fu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously, wouldn't the gyroscopic effect seriously affect the portability of a small device with a flywheel? Imagine the struggle to turn your laptop vertically so you can slide it into your backpack.

      You wouldn't just have one flywheel, you'd have several smaller flywheels that spin in opposing directions, thus canceling out the gyroscopic stuff. Sort of similar to how helicopters with multiple lift rotors get by without having tail rotors.

    4. Re:Flywheels by Smallpond · · Score: 1



      What's wrong with the potato powered laptop?

    5. Re:Flywheels by bembleton · · Score: 1

      Uh, ok. Sure. I'd like to see you carry that sucker around though. I mean, besides the fact that it would have to weigh about 20lbs, be slightly larger that "pocket-sized," and the gyroscopic force would make putting your cell phone up to your ear nearly impossible, I think that would be a fantastic idea. Right up there with the portable-mouse-and-wheel battery

    6. Re:Flywheels by wrbluepearl · · Score: 1

      The other trick is that the energy stored by a flywheel is related to its rotational speed, while the gyroscopic effect is related to its mass. So if you use a light flywheel, turning at high RPM, you will have a reasonable gyroscopic effect with lots of energy storage. At least that's the theory! :)

    7. Re:Flywheels by matt-fu · · Score: 1

      besides the fact that it would have to weigh about 20lbs, be slightly larger that "pocket-sized," and the gyroscopic force would make putting your cell phone up to your ear nearly impossible

      Here is a link which will tell you more or less why it wouldn't weigh 20lbs.

      As far as the gyroscopic force issue, please exercise some creativity here. As I pointed out earlier there's no reason why you couldn't have some (instead of one) small flywheels in multiples of two, spinning in opposite directions. I mean if US Flywheel is working on a solution for the ISS, I don't see why it wouldn't be an applicable technology for cell phones and laptops provided you could miniaturize things enough.

  51. "worry free??" by sickmtbnutcase · · Score: 0

    "The amount of radioactivity is so miniscule that you don't have to worry about it as much."

    yeah, if you don't drop it, shake it, burn it, eat it... sounds great to me!

  52. alpha, beta, gamma by tbmaddux · · Score: 5, Informative
    Something wrong here. From the original article:
    Lal said that he chose only isotopes that emit beta particles because their energy is small enough not to penetrate skin. Radioactive material can emit beta particles, alpha particles or gamma rays--the last two of which are carry enough energy to be hazardous, said Lal.
    Alpha particles are helium nuclei, and cannot penetrate the skin. Alpha emmitters aren't much concern unless ingested or inhaled. Beta particles are electrons, they can penetrate the skin and/or burn it. So either it's really an alpha emitter and harmless, or it's a beta emitter and of concern.
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    1. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      I agree. What is the actual particle type? This quote is also a little concerning.
      "We are focusing our attention to very small sources," said Lal. "The amount of radioactivity is so miniscule that you don't have to worry about it as much." (emphasis me)

      What exactly does not worry "as much" mean?

    2. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but also remember that a piece of alluminum foil is all that is required to stop a beta particle. Why do you think you see the crazy guys running around with tin foil suits?

      So if it emmits only beta particles, wrapping the thing in tin foil would be all that is required to make it harmless.

      Its that damn gamma you gotta worry about, fortunately that is NOT a problem with naturally decaying isotopes. But really every radioactive decay process emits some gamma radiation. However one of these batteries would be emitting no more gamma radiation than most food grown in many parts of the country does.

      A lifetime spent in the pressence of naturally decaying radioactive material, if you are shielded from the alpha and beta particles, and only subject to the gamma rays... is like getting an X-ray once. Natural decay of radioactive materials is pretty much harmless (unless you ingest quantities of the material, thats another story).

    3. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by RealityProphet · · Score: 2, Informative

      TVs, monitors, and other CRT devices emit electrons all the time, and at high voltages. As far as I know (and care) they are stopped and rendered harmless by the flimsy plastic casing of the monitor and of course by the phosphors on the screen that luminesce when they are hit by them. So when they say they don't have to worry "as much" they are probably saying that 3" lead casings will not be necessary.

    4. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by DirtyJ · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Yep - somethin's screwy in the article. Not surprising, though - the press frequently garbles science/technology stories to the point of being flat-out wrong on small, but significant points.

      As was pointed out above, beta particles (electrons) can be easily stopped with thin sheets of metal which introduce large electrical interaction cross-sections. Alpha particles are too large to penetrate the skin to a significant depth and are only dangerous if ingested.

      When I was a physics TA in college, we worked with radioactive pellets for some labs, and I was told that I actually had to tell the students that they 'should not eat the radiation sources'. I'm sure several of them would have tried if I hadn't warned them...

    5. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by alispguru · · Score: 2
      A little further down in the EPA article, you could have found this:

      Beta particles travel several feet in open air and are easily stopped by solid materials. When a beta particle has lost its energy, it is like any other loose electron.

      which means beta particles are easily stopped by metal casings, like the metal can surrounding a battery. Beta emitters are dangerous if you bring them into direct contact with flesh, so you are advised not to open the power source and eat the contents. A similar statement could be made about the heavy metals inside conventional batteries. The difference between heavy metals and radioactive materials is that radioactive materials eventually decay - heavy metals have a half-life of forever.
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    6. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by skeedlelee · · Score: 1

      Or they choose something that emits lower energy beta-particles. Yes betas are electrons but not all electrons have the same energy. The beta-emitters I've worked around can usually be stopped by something minor (ie. reasonably thin sheet of plexiglas). I'd guess that there are emitters of even lower energy beta particles that might be stopped by the skin without doing undue damage to it. Now the eyes, or taken internally on the other hand...

      Tritium for example isn't that nasty unless you get some in you, where it's readily absorbed. Then if I recall you tend to incorporate some of it and it hangs around mutating genes etc for months to years. Of course, taking cadmium (ie. NiCd battery) internally is bad too, maybe worse when you consider the quantites involved in your average battery.

      Alpha emitters BTW are not harmless. Radon is an alpha emitter but exists as a gas, which can be inhaled. It does do damage when it gets in your body.

      The other side of this is how much material is in one of these units... For liability's sake it's probably putting out energy at a rate comparable to the ammount of energy you get from the sun if you're sun bathing or something. Hazardous only if you're routinely exposed to it. And whatever container its in should deal with that pertty well.

    7. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by irongull · · Score: 1

      Not all beta emitters are created equal. I worked in a biology lab for a few years, and we used a lot of Sulfur-35 and Phosphorous-32. IIRC, they are both beta emitters. S35-emitted beta particles are low energy and easily stopped by a sheet of paper. P32 emits beta particles with much greater energy, and requires a few inches of plexiglass to shield it. I don't know what the Cornell team is using, but as long as the shielding is appropriate for the energy of the radiation, it shouldn't be a problem. I'd be more worried about what happens when the batteries crack.

    8. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      Do monitors and CRTs emit alpha or beta particles? I'm not too familar with any of this, but someone was saying tha the alphas are harmless while the article said betas were harmless. Which do the displays emit? I wonder what the battery really emits.

    9. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Beta particles [epa.gov] are electrons, they can penetrate the skin and/or burn it.

      They *can* but depending on energy, they might not.

      Think of it like a bullet. If you take a bullet and drop it on your foot, it may hurt a bit, but it won't injure you. However, if you fire the bullet at your foot, you're going to bleed.

      Same thing with beta particles. Tritium (H-3) has low energy betas. They won't even make it into a detection chamber of a Geiger counter. (True fact - you could put a Geiger-Mueller counter into a bottle of Tritium gas and the only detection you would get is background radiation.) Phosphorus-32, on the other hand, has a high energy beta, and is a radiation hazard.

      Note this analysis is for sealed sources only. If you have free tritium floating around, you're likely to ingest it, and then it will be hazardous, because of all the hydrogen your body retains. But as long as it stays outside your body, it isn't a hazard.

    10. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While your right about there being something wrong with the article


      Alpha emmitters aren't much concern unless ingested or inhaled


      A few centimetres of air will stop Alpha particles because they are so ionising, But being in contact with an alpha source at all is a very bad idea!! Beta radiation is almost completely stopped by a thin sheet of aluminium, and is of course also far less ionising so less damaging

    11. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Informative
      True, as far as it goes. Alpha particles outside the body are indeed quite harmless--they cannot penetrate the dead skin cells of the epidermis, they don't even travel very far through air. If ingested, alpha emitters are often quite a bit more dangerous than other radioisotopes, because alpha particles deposit all of their energy over a short path. If these short paths intersect cell nuclei, this process can lead to mutation and ultimately cancer.

      Betas come in a range of flavours. They are indeed electrons, ejected at high speed from radioactive nuclei. The amount of kinetic energy that they carry depends on the radioactive species under consideration. Phosporous-32 is quite potentially dangerous, it emits betas with an energy of about 690 keV (IIRC). These will penetrate skin quite easily. I mention P-32 because it is frequently used in molecular biology. In the lab, compounds containing P-32 must be stored encased in plexiglass (thickness varies with concentration and quantity of isotope), and shielding employed by researchers.

      The batteries that they're working on at Caltech are based around Nickel-63. Ni-63 has a beta decay energy of up to 17 keV. That's pretty pathetic, and it won't penetrate skin. It's actually annoying for researchers for a different reason: you can't detect it with a Geiger counter because the weak betas won't penetrate the window at the end of the Geiger tube. If you spill a compound containing Ni-63, it's harder to find all of it when you clean up. (P-32, on the other hand, gives quite a nice signal.)

      So: Alphas are harmless outside the body, and bad if ingested. Betas may or may not be harmless outside the body (Ni-63 is, P-32 isn't) and are bad if ingested--though not as bad as alpha emitters. The section of the article to which you allude was badly written, but it wasn't as far wrong as it could have been.

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    12. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by panurge · · Score: 2, Informative

      The point is that alpha particles are helium nuclei. That's a gas, folks. It builds up pressure inside the shield till it ruptures and lets the radioactive source out. Betas are electrons, and if you use a nickel isotope none of the products are gaseous, so no pressure buildup. You cannot use tritium because, even if you use a solid like calcium tritide, the decay product of tritium is helium 3 - which is a gas, and so builds up pressure again. Forget all this range in air stuff, it's good old Boyles Law.

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    13. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by Nyarly · · Score: 2
      You know, I was tempted to moderate this overrated, but this is smoking so much crack it's ridiculous.

      The point is that alpha particles are helium nuclei. That's a gas, folks.

      Helium nuclei are not a gas. Helium is a gas, but minus the electrons, you just have particles. Alpha particles interact with other nuclei, altering their elemental position. Minus an electron shell, there's nothing to prevent the particles from traveling though any substance, except the likelyhood of collision with a nucleus.

      the decay product of tritium is helium 3

      Um, tritium is hydrogen-3, and it decays into plain old helium. My understanding is that it's difficult enough to produce tritide compounds, so the fact that they'll produce gas during reaction isn't really the concern.

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    14. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what does the radioactive decay into? Likely something that is toxic. So, you have both the radioactive insult + the toxic material when done.

  53. Note to self: by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1
    Do not place laptop on lap during use or cell phone in pocket for fear of developing a third testicle that glows in the dark and having my wang fall off and having my eyes melt while i make a phone call.

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  54. Radioactive Batteries? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2

    Hmmm...this sounds like radioactive batteries, except that I think radioactive batteries aren't mechanical. I personally wouldn't mind this at all, if the radiation that leaks from it isn't too high, that is. My only concern is that they migh be insanely heavy (both the source of the radiation and the radiation shield), which would render them useless for portable devices. Haven't read the article though, just looked at it for a few seconds.

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    1. Re:Radioactive Batteries? by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      I think rad batteries are just thermoelecric couples (TECs or Peltiers in overclocking parlance) with warm radioactive material on one side and a cool heatsink on the other.

  55. What it means... by _ZorKa_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    is that we are just one step closer to getting one of those cool laser guns that never runs out of fire power :)

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  56. Re:sure... by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How is that a troll? I though it was +1 funny.

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  57. I wub nuclear energy! by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 0

    "Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?" Sure, until my nads start to shrivel.

  58. Cell Phone Radiation by Durin00 · · Score: 1

    I hope that the long term exposure to radiation cause those damned cell-phone talkin', SUV driving maniacs to go sterile... or at least pee blood for awhile.

  59. Ingenious way to sterilize geeks....... by Albinoman · · Score: 1

    Not that theyre doing a lot of breeding to begin with.

    Yes I know the article says its not harmful, but neither was thalidomide. At least now boyscouts wanting to make a breeder reactor in their mother's tool shed have a much easier way that doesnt involve forged documents.

  60. I might.. by xchino · · Score: 1

    as long as it wasn't a windows box. That could give fatal exception a new meaning. But seriously, with a proper means of protective housing I see no problem with it, and I feel it would be a step in the right direction in easing the reliance on fossil fuels. And for all the posts claiming dropping your laptop will result in a nuclear explosion, it would take one hell of a fall to split atoms.

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  61. heh... by rebelcool · · Score: 2

    Considering how warm laptops can get on the bottom these days you have more to fear from that. Sperm is very sensitive to temperature changes and heat is a prime enemy of them (which is why the testicles are outside the body instead of inside)

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  62. Done already? by zeth · · Score: 1

    Something like this has actually been done before. Several years ago, before is was forbidden to reseach into this technology, ABB Atom here in Sweden created a "nuclear powerplant for the home". It was safe, cheap...
    Too bad they had to stop the development.

  63. Not necessarily dangerous by pclminion · · Score: 5, Informative
    Did any of you actually read the article? They've chosen particular isotopes which emit only beta radiation, because beta radiation cannot penetrate the skin (well, ok, high-energy betas can, but I assume they've chosen isotopes that produce low-energy betas). Beta radiation is composed of fast electrons -- that's it!

    I would definitely be cautious using a battery like this, but I wouldn't be automatically opposed to trying it. Besides, if lots of radiation was leaking out of this thing, then that would be a pretty inefficient battery, wouldn't it?

  64. Geez by wizarddc · · Score: 2

    And you thought all that Mountain Dew you were drinking made you sterile...

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  65. Read the article maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you read the article, it says that the atomic material used poses next to no safety/health risks.

  66. They online use beta emitting isotopes. by Prince_Ali · · Score: 2

    The article states that the isotopes that they use only emit beta radiation. Even if it got out of its casing it would not penetrate your skin. There is no reason to fear.
    People will of course fear. It is just like people getting up in arms about irradiated food. They didn't understand that exposing food to radiation does not make it radioactive. I don't think this situation would be any different.

  67. Wasn't this a problem before... by Ibanez · · Score: 1

    You know, radiation from the cell phone causing brain tumors?

    So what would ACTUAL radiation that close do!? :P

    Blake

  68. Would I feel comfortable? by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 2
    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Only if it also lets me teleport, have laser-eyes, transform into a metallic form, or some other weird mutant power.

  69. Cell phones and head cancer... by Kyont · · Score: 1

    > "The amount of radioactivity is so miniscule
    > that you don't have to worry about it as much."

    Ah, we've come such a long way since the days when it was feared that holding a cell phone to your head would give you brain tumors. Oh, wait a minute...

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  70. Forget the radiation, check out the METHOD by Havokmon · · Score: 2
    unveiled a device that converts the energy stored in radioactive material directly into mechanical motion

    No more steam conversions? I wonder, if applied to a conventional sized reactor, how the electrical output would change...

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  71. Radiation accident by murcon · · Score: 1

    At last, more reliable superpower mutations for coders. We're the ones who deserve the proportional strength of a spider, not those stupid physicists!

  72. A bit OT...? by 00_NOP · · Score: 1

    The very first "micro" (as we called them back in the day) I owned was a Sinclair ZX80 which was marketed as being up to the job of managing a nuclear power plant! Maybe that could be proved true, in a way, by running it off one of these things!

    1. Re:A bit OT...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a Spectrum. Still have 3 today.

  73. I like my battery to die. by EvilStein · · Score: 2

    Sometimes claiming "I gotta go, my battery is about to die!" is the only way you'll get a chatty friend off the phone.

    I'm just too much of a sucker to hang up on people sometimes, I guess...

    1. Re:I like my battery to die. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      "I've gotta go, my tumors are begining to swelling again"

  74. Obligatory Film Reference by DaveOf9thKey · · Score: 1

    "Marty, you gotta come see the future! We solved the problem of overcrowding in schools."
    "How did we do that, Doc?"
    "The Mr. Fusion laptop computer! Since its introduction, class sizes have been cut in half!"

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    1. Re:Obligatory Film Reference by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      WARNING! Nuclear-powered laptops ARE NOT CERTIFIED for use on your lap. Using your NPL(tm) on your lap will result in STERILITY, or children which simply AREN'T RIGHT.

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  75. Not a nuclear engineer... by dbarclay10 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm not a nuclear engineer, but I *have* spent many hours studying CANDU nuclear reactors.

    So, the answer to the question in the post? Yes, I would(!!) feel comfortable walking around with what these guys are talking about in my pocket.

    The fact is, you get more radiation from a digital watch than you do living as near a CANDU reactor as you're allowed to live (about a kilometer). These people don't screw around. In the current global climate of anti-nuclear-anything, they'd be idiots to even contemplate cutting a corner. And, hell, most of these people are good people - the sorrow they'd feel at anybody having died because of their designs would be real, and it would be deep. As far as the companies are concerned, you can't have a plant meltdown and then just rebuild it. Chances are, you have to build an entirely new facility somewhere else, since the original area is waaay too contaminated.

    I fully expect that the people working on these batteries have the same mind set - they just don't dick around. (And from the papers I've read, that does seem to be the case.)

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    1. Re:Not a nuclear engineer... by gorilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunatly, there are idiots around who do cut corners. It's essential that whenever a dangerous substance is handled, it's almost impossible for it to be mishandled. Not just idiot proof, because idiots are so ingeious. This of course applies regardless if the dangerous substance is nuclear, or "just" chemically dangerous.

    2. Re:Not a nuclear engineer... by dbarclay10 · · Score: 2

      True, true - I didn't mean to imply that NOBODY could screw this up ;)

      Just meant to say that, in the case of CANDU reactors and what I can learn about this stuff, they aren't screwing it up, and won't take any chances.

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    3. Re:Not a nuclear engineer... by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 2

      dbarclay10 wrote:

      > These people don't screw around. In the current
      > global climate of anti-nuclear-anything, they'd be
      > idiots to even contemplate cutting a corner.

      A great pity the nice folks running a plant in Tokai didn't share those fine sentiments. In 1999, they mixed uranium with nitric acid (to prepare it as a fuel) in an big open bowl with absolutely no safety precautions whatsoever.

      To add insult to injury, they did this brilliant thing around the time that the crew of "Godzilla 2000 Millennium" was to be filming an attack by Godzilla on the plant. Needless to say, the big guy decided he wanted some soup, found theirs was too cold, and warmed it up a bit.

      In the very next movie Godzilla destroyed the plant in Tokai in 1966 and banned all nuclear power and use of fossil fuels.

      Sonora:"New Godzilla reading. He's moving inward toward Tokai."
      Shinoda: "The nuclear plants, I knew it.
      Sonora: "Afraid so."
      Yuki: "Well, that's just lovely. Another Chernobyl."
      "Godzilla 2000" (US version dialog)

    4. Re:Not a nuclear engineer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how much radiation the people living 1 kilometer from Chernobyl got.

  76. News.com is a troll by stephanruby · · Score: 2

    If these things are labeled as radioactive, then we might as well label our digital watches, our cell phones, and our PDAs as being radioactive. Those devices *already* emit radiation.

  77. Slight mistake in the article... by Jack_Frost · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of the three types of decay radiation alpha particles are the safest, then beta, and finally gamma. Alpha particles are bare helium nuclei while a beta particle is basically a free electron. Alpha cannot penetrate the skin, and will only travel about 1 inch in air before it snags a couple electrons and turns into regular helium. Beta particles are much lighter and tend to have higher energies. They can penetrate skin but will be shielded by thin layers of metal or plastic. Though in a battery casing this wouldn't matter much.

  78. Voyager Powersource? by StormKnightHec · · Score: 1

    Isn't this similar to what they used to power the Voyager spacecraft that we sent passed most of the planets in the outer solar system a while back?

  79. ugh by stagl · · Score: 1

    we already have problems with disposing alkaline/nimh/nicd batteries. we will be living in a disposable world for a long time...how comforting is it going to be disposing nuclear batteries into the environment?

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    1. Re:ugh by kliklik · · Score: 1

      There is a problem today because we use a lot of non-rechargeable batteries that have to be disposed after they're empty.
      If you dont't have to change the battery in your laptop/cellphone/anything for a decade or two, there is really no need to make a huge quantities of batteries and the problem dissapears.

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  80. Easier for CHeckov to get back now by beta21 · · Score: 1

    So now Checkov doesn't need to go to a nuclear Aircraft carrier. He can just steal your laptop and then get back to the Future.

  81. indistinguishable from magic by technoCon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    one problem with advanced technology is that it is often indistinguishable from magic as every SF reader knows. The downside is how people respond to magic with awe and fear.

    ugh, radiation bad, me no like radiation. it heap bad juju; it give Grog cancer.

    Meanwhile, Grog likes woodstove and fireplace. Note that the pleasure of such heat sources is infrared radiation. There is a lot of difference between ionizing and non-ionizing radiation.

    the article says these devices would use BETA radiation. Whazzat? fast electrons. If they won't penetrate skin, they won't cause mutations, they won't give Grog cancer.

    Slashdotters SHOULD know better. If we're half as smart as we think ourselves, then we ought to be able to distinguish between beta radiation, infrared radiation, etc. and also the safe energy levels of each type of radiation

    Folks, we have a leadership role here. If we know the techie background to say whether something is safe or not, we ought to apply it to this kind of stuff.

    1. Re:indistinguishable from magic by dr_dank · · Score: 2

      The downside is how people respond to magic with awe and fear.

      Considering that anything radiation-related has negative connotations (i.e. - nuclear mishaps ala Three Mile Island, atomic weapons in general, etc.) is it any wonder?

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    2. Re:indistinguishable from magic by SecGreen · · Score: 1

      Fast electrons? How fast? Faster than the beam of electrons that's drawing the pretty picture on my monitor 75 times a second?

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    3. Re:indistinguishable from magic by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Informative
      Slashdotters SHOULD know better. If we're half as smart as we think ourselves, then we ought to be able to distinguish between beta radiation, infrared radiation, etc. and also the safe energy levels of each type of radiation

      You're right; we ought to know the basics about different types of radiation--it should be part of every science curriculum. As for knowing safe levels, well...that's a little different.

      Deciding whether or not the beta emitter in the battery is actually 'safe' or not requires a little bit of background knowledge. High energy beta emitters like P-32 are actually potentially dangerous. P-32 betas will go quite a distance in air, and even to a significant depth in skin. P-32 in a thin lead lining is even more dangerous, because betas slowed down by lead emit x-rays and gammas.

      On the other hand, the source for these batteries (not mentioned in the original article) is Ni-63. Its maximum beta decay energy is about 3% that of P-32, and its betas will be stopped by a sheet of paper or the dead layer of skin. But who here has decay energies memorized? I know I had to look up Ni-63.

      So: not all betas are harmless, because not all betas are created equal. Actually, linear accelerators are used to generate high energy betas (up to about 20 MeV) for use in clinical radiation therapy (for cancer treatment). Those little guys can still deliver an appreciable dose down to about ten centimetres in to a tissue volume.

      So--you're right. We do have a responsibility to inform the public when we know what we're talking about. I don't think I'd feel very confident discussing safe levels of microwave or infrared exposure. Or UV, for that matter. I know quite a bit more about X-rays and gammas, since I've worked with medical physicists.

      Knowledge like booze. Know your limits. Yeah, I know. It's a crappy analogy. Sue me. (But IANAL.)

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    4. Re:indistinguishable from magic by Jubedgy · · Score: 1

      Ok, what EXACTLY happened at three mile island? Did anything BAD happen? No. Did anything good happen? No. What happened was the reactor operators didn't trrust the system, and let the reactor overheat, melting the fuel plates and ummmm...yeah. They melted. WOW!

      A little release of readiactive gas, a little release of radioactive water, and a public panic brought about by news people who know squat talking to other people who knew less. TMI has pretty well been cleaned up, and in fact will be torn down in 2 or 3 years (sometime in 2005 IIRC).

      The main problem w/ TMI was that the people operating the plant weren't being careful enough. That, compounded with a few design flaws, led to a situation which COULD have been bad, but was really only a 'whoops'.

      The only way to combat negative connotations is with good info, so radioactivity should, imho, be a required course in HS (as well as a course in common sense =P)

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    5. Re:indistinguishable from magic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's just hire the marketing guys to say it's MMMKAY, mmmkay?

      Jeez, I'm all for long uptimes and saving the environment, but the techno-apologists can kiss my .... Today it's "completely safe", in 30 years they teach the horror stories of nuclear batteries in school.

      What do you need a PDA and laptop for anyway, when you've got a CAMPFIRE going?

  82. That prominent, eh? by Interrobang · · Score: 4, Funny

    a whole new definition of blue screen of death

    Yes. A literal definition. :)

    And speaking of literal definitions:

    Error #10012 - Meltdown eminent."

    I think you mean "Meltdown imminent," rather than, say, to substitute, meltdown "prominent," "lofty," or "well-placed;" although I will admit such a catastrophe would be pretty egregious.

  83. At the airport by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wouldn't have a problem with it, but I can imagine my conversation at LAX:

    Me:
    "My laptop is nuclear-powered, so don't drop it please."

    Federal Screener (recoils in horror):
    "You've got a NUKE in here?"

    Armed national guardsmen (running hard toward me):
    "Get Down Get Down NOWWW!!!"

    Some other dudes in uniform (on the radio):
    "We've got a 99-56!!! Notify STARTAC!!!"

    Me: (writhing on the floor my hands pinned back)
    "It's a Dell, Dude!"

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    1. Re:At the airport by caluml · · Score: 1

      Armed national guardsmen (running hard toward me).... Some other dudes in uniform.... Me: (writhing on the floor my hands pinned back)
      Stop fantasising out loud, please - you should be ashamed of it - and in front of the kids, too...

    2. Re:At the airport by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      You have obviously nevere been arrested. It's not like in the movies.

      [Troll to Troll]

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  84. Question by sirgoran · · Score: 2

    So, lets say we do this and start using these "nuclear" batteries. Will I have the same problems with them leaking and exploding like I have with those old Ray-O-Vac(r) batteries I used to forget and leave in my flashlight?

    Just wondering...

    Goran

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  85. Gamma radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont do physics ... but if theres a malfunction in the laptop and we try to save some guy on a motorbike and get exposed some radiation will we be walkin round with huge muscles and an i.q of a walnut??

  86. Whose the marketing wiz? by swagr · · Score: 2

    Who's the marketing wiz that's going to sell these radioactive batteries? Remeber: it doesn't matter if it's a good idea, just weather or not it can be sold.

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    1. Re:Whose the marketing wiz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, but I DO know of a local al-qaeda sleeper cell who'll be very interested in obtaining these spent radioactive materials.

      [disclaimer] To the feds who are monitoring this un-american, un-patriotic, and anti-patriot-act site - this is a joke, or an attempt thereof. I do not know of any non-hacker, non-linux-using "terrorists" and would never associate myself with those of said persuasion.

  87. I love you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You inspire me. I was thinking of you when I went on my "Michael is a trolling, flamebaiting twat" rampage last week. I used up about 5 anonymous proxies, but managed to disrupt several threads. Others were chiming in. It was glorious.

  88. If they have large power, long-lasting batteries by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

    how are devices going to be affected?

    Will we be seeing laptops that eat power like mad, but run at blazing fast bus speeds? I mean, if the batteries can power laptops at normal power useage until they're completely obsolete, what if they raised the voltage and supercharged everything beyond what would be possible with a wall socket?

    changing the needed power output might raise the radiation spill-over, but it's something to look into, especially for all of us power-hungry computer users.

  89. Obligatory Simpsons Reference by FrostyWheaton · · Score: 1

    Run your laptop on Nuclear energy....

    "Nucular, it's pronounced Nucular" - Homer


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  90. yeah right! by krashish · · Score: 0

    "The amount of radioactivity is so miniscule that you don't have to worry about it as much."

    keywords here are as much. I don't want to have to worry about it at all!

  91. What's the advertising for such a product? by RyanFenton · · Score: 1


    "Your power source will DEFINETLY outlast you."

    "The last power upgrade you'll ever need."

    "The ultimate power source. Just remember - this is very important - NO EXPORTS!"

    "Wouldn't it be great to know you aren't wasting energy, but actually CREATING it? Matter-energy conversion is where it's at, baby."

    Ryan Fenton

  92. two problems by ocie · · Score: 2

    Why put a 10 year battery in a cell phone that will be thrown out in less than 2 years? And why put radioisotopes in the hands of teanagers?

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  93. About time... by kakos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nuclear piles have been used for power sources in deep space probes for quite a while. All of the Voyagers have used this type of power source. I'm not sure the exact workings of the mechanism that is talked about in the article, but it probably just converts the heat from nuclear decay to energy. No fision is involved, as there certainly wouldn't be enough mass to reach critical mass. The radiation is also beta radiation, so there isn't much risk of it damaging you.

  94. For thos of you who don't know by mestreBimba · · Score: 1

    Cell phone already emit radiation..... what do you think microwaves are????

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  95. or spiderman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had my own nuclear battery I would radiate every spider I find then get them to bite me.

  96. I R #1! All others are #2 or lower! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FIRSTUS POSTUS, BEEOTCHAE!

    Bow down and worship my polycyclic chromatophores!


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  97. Think bigger: bye-bye UPS for Web server farms! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (dreaming of the future)

    I see a rack full of 1U Linux web servers, next to a similar-sized cabinet that's sealed shut and covered with trefoil warning stickers. There's a nice big power cable connecting the two cabinets.

    Clean, smooth, uninterrupted power to the server rack.

    For TWENTY YEARS.

    Yeah, BABY! No more UPS screw-ups, batteries that quietly go flat while no one's looking...

    TWENTY YEARS OF POWER... one less thing to worry about in the data center.

  98. dain bramage by buttahead · · Score: 1

    since cellphones already kill your brain cells with nasty radio waves, adding more radiation shouldn't scare cell phone users.

    for laptop users, we already survive cooked-leg syndrom, why not package the nuke-tops as a solution for those pesky unwanted child births.

    a little cooked reproductive organ never killed anyone.

  99. Nuclear waste by InodoroPereyra · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, how exactly would you get rid of the battery after use ?. Moreover, even if there is a proper way to dispose them, how can you make sure that people will be responsible enough not just trash them in a regular trash can ?. It sounds horribly risky !

    1. Re:Nuclear waste by adolphism · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As opposed to the current crop of heavy metal batteries? It doesn't take much mercury to seriously contanminate a water source or area of ground. I see this as a similar and therefore acceptable risk for the kind of long-term power they're talking about.

    2. Re:Nuclear waste by phlack · · Score: 1
      how can you make sure that people will be responsible enough not just trash them in a regular trash can

      Battery deposit, of some arbitrary amount. May not make everyone return these things to their rightful place, and the infrastructure would be need to be set up (imagine a collection center at every Radio Shack). Similar to alluminum cans in states where there is a deposit required...stores that sell soda cans usually are mandated to take the returns as well. If you sell these "nuclear batteries", then you must take them back as well. The incentive for the consumer is they get their $3 back (or whatever amount is decided on).

      Yeah, there will be people who won't return them, but it will help. Assuming, of course, this is indeed an important issue.

    3. Re:Nuclear waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet you will sue when you discover your water contaminated after two child-deaths of leukemia.

      Wake Up! Either you DO something about it, or you live with the consequences. Unless you WANT to live life like a spineless hypocrite.

  100. I think its a bad idea. by McFly69 · · Score: 2

    I hope they do not release this for the general public. It can only cause pontenial problems

    What if a person drops it hard enough and the battery cracks open? Would it create a small dirty bomb spill?

    If the batteries are consider to be safe (nuclear energy is low), but what if a naughty person used a few hundred of them strapped to a grenade? Again problems.

    I just see many problems with this for general use. If this was to be released, it shoudl be controlled very well. Any input by anyone?

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    1. Re:I think its a bad idea. by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      On reading the article, I got the impression that:
      1) The type of radioctive isotope they are using, exposed or not, does not emit the kind of radiation that can penetrate your skin.
      2) Even if you did manage to get a hold of a large number of these "batteries" and strap them to a grenade, wouldn't it be easier to obtain larger quantities of "raw" slightly radioactive materials?

      I don't think terrorists are going to be a concern with this kind of power source.

      Although I do think that using methane as a power source is sending the wrong idea.

      I mean, start to run low on power, just pull out a little tube, shove it up your ass, and start powering up! "Honey, what are you doing with that tube up your ass?" "Oh, I'm just powering my cell phone."

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    2. Re:I think its a bad idea. by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      run low on power, just pull out a little tube, shove it up your ass

      Sick very sick... but funny! HAHAH

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  101. What the hell by dfn5 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    I've got 6 monitors in my cube. What is a little radiation in my laptop? I'm probably already sterile. Woo Hoo!!!!!

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    1. Re:What the hell by Havokmon · · Score: 2
      I've got 6 monitors in my cube. What is a little radiation in my laptop? I'm probably already sterile.

      Trust me, it's doesn't work that well. A little longer and count(kids) > count(monitors).

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    2. Re:What the hell by moosesocks · · Score: 2

      I've got 6 monitors in my cube. What is a little radiation in my laptop? I'm probably already sterile. Woo Hoo!!!!!

      Sadly enough, those of us with 6 monitors have no way of testing that...

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    3. Re:What the hell by ivrcti · · Score: 1

      I have 4 monitors and 4 kids. Coincidence??

  102. Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Committee to prevent Apsberger's syndrome approves of this.

  103. Bah by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Small nuclear power plants? We had those back in the 1970s.

    (best -- show -- ever, except for when they "jumped the aliens")

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  104. Biofuel cells by Makarand · · Score: 1

    Biofuel cells that could use our own body metabolic activity to power medical implants are also being developed. Here is the article

  105. At least they're not claiming cold fusion by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    But are you unwilling to mutate to make your company stronger?

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  106. Reminds me of Happy Fun Ball! by spinkham · · Score: 1

    It's Happy! It's Fun! It's Happy Fun Ball!

    Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only $14.95 at particpating stores!

    Get one Today!

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

    Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

    Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

    Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
    Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

    * Itching
    * Vertigo
    * Dizziness
    * Tingling in extremities
    * Loss of balance or coordination
    * Slurred speech
    * Temporary Blindness
    * Profuse sweating
    * Heart Palpitations

    If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

    Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

    When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

    Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

    Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

    Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

    Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
    Happy Fun Ball: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

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    1. Re:Reminds me of Happy Fun Ball! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was fucking funny!

  107. comfortable with a n-GHz CPU inside there? by BACbKA · · Score: 1
    I'm not compfortable with a microwave radiation already coming out of those cellphones/laptops. The more speed they cram in there the more scary it becomes... And most of the people carry their cellphones right around THERE on their body. I am not very knowledgeable in the exact profiles of those gadgets emissions, but my gut feeling says to stay out of the guinea pigs it is all tried upon. I'd be happy to get proven wrong 40 yrs down the road when the cellular generation people start having grandkids!

    Surely, this logic can also be applied to any new drug, but the key diff here is that may be taking a new drug as a last resort fighting a battle against a nasty disease - but are you running for your life that hard when you buy these gadgets??

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    1. Re:comfortable with a n-GHz CPU inside there? by DroppedPacket · · Score: 2, Funny
      my gut feeling says to stay out of the guinea pigs it is all tried upon

      I agree. I always try to stay outside of guinea pigs. But then I don't really fit into them :-(

      when the cellular generation people start having grandkids!

      I'm feeling feisty today. You do realize that you shouldn't have your own grandkids, right? Most places call that incest and it plays havoc with the gene pool. Stick with the guinea pigs.

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    2. Re:comfortable with a n-GHz CPU inside there? by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      But then I don't really fit into them
      It's not the fit, it's that when you make it fit, they explode. Try wrapping them in duct tape first.

    3. Re:comfortable with a n-GHz CPU inside there? by doug363 · · Score: 1
      Microwave radiation is very different from nuclear radiation (alpha or beta particles, or gamma rays). Microwave radiation carries less energy than visible light, or infrared, and nowhere near the amount of energy of gamma rays. The only reason that microwave ovens cook food is because they use very powerful microwaves (over 1000x more powerful) than your phone, and they are at the resonant frequency of O-H bonds in water molecules (2.45 GHz). They don't make your food radioactive or anything. The frequency of a phone's transmissions is quite a bit less than the frequency of microwaves, so it doesn't resonate with the O-H bonds in water, and doesn't heat stuff up. You're probably more likely to get skin cancer from the fluorescent lights in your office than getting cancer from a mobile phone. And computers emit even less radiation, although it will increase as CPU and motherboard speeds increase. Not only that, but there's often metal parts shielding you from the CPU.

      It's possible that having a small nuclear source like this may have radiation shielding problems. But sailors can live for quite a long time on nuclear-powered submarines without any ill effects that I'm aware of, so it may be possible.

    4. Re:comfortable with a n-GHz CPU inside there? by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the microwave radiation coming out of your computer is weaker than the electromagnetic radiation (i.e. light) coming out of the lights in most buildings.

      The general public is way too scared of the word radiation.

      • Light is radiation
      • Radio waves are radiation
      • Microwaves are radiation
      • Infrared is radiation
      • Electric motors make electromagnetic radiation

      So, the only way to get away from (man-made) radiation is to get rid of anything that fits in the above list (computer, light bulbs, remote control, TV, VCR, CD-player, DVD-player, microwave, electric oven, hair dryer, ceiling fan, etc.)

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  108. Can you imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [voiceover ="Tom Selleck"]

    Can you imagine...

    a Beowulf cluster of lame-ass "Beowulf cluster of nuclear battery" posts...

    [voiceover ="Tom Selleck", tone="murderous rage"]

    SHOVED UP YOUR ASS?!!!
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  109. Radioactive batteries in cell phones? by rdhill316 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great. Then people might start saying that cell phones cause cancer ...

    Nah. Nobody'd ever say something like that ... :-)

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  110. What about laptop upgrades..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just out of curiosity. What would happen with the batteries when the person gets a new laptop. Depending on the isotope used the battery could last longer than the laptop.

  111. 25 year battery watch by u19925 · · Score: 2

    there was some thread on slashdot about 50 year nuclear energy battery. that reminds of a watch made by Westinghouse in early 90s which used to claim 25 year battery. Does anyone remember the details and if it is still available in market (or similar ones)? I never saw the real watch anywhere but had seen lots of ads in trade magazines.

  112. Re:Radioactivity in my lap? QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Things you never hear people say: "Hand me that piano"

    Off-topic, but pianos don't have to be large, wooden, heavy objects. I could easily say, "hand me that piano" and be referring to my kid's toy piano.

    "Hand me that grand piano" might be a little more accurate.

  113. Natural Selection by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

    Just think of it as another way to clean up the gene pool.

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  114. I believe that you are mistaken by chainsaw1 · · Score: 1

    The battery runs on radation. If it would require tossing it probably doesn't have any more energy to give. Meaning it doesn't have any more radation (or, at worst, a fraction of what it had before).

    This is different from a nuclear power station that makes energy of the actual splitting of an atom, and then has to discard anything that is not the atom that it is designed to split. This is not the same as making energy off of the radation it's fuel (and the broken down remains of its fuel) gives off.

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  115. radioactive laptop? give me a break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fuck, after getting cancer this fall and hearing about how much the incidence of TC is increasing in the last few years, I'm barely comfortable with my laptop, period.

    Do yourself a favor -- if you get this shit, do self-exams once a week.

  116. is it for real? by u19925 · · Score: 2

    we keep on talking about all these new batteries, but still continue to use the oldest battery system, that is lead acid. when counted in total energy, this is the most commonly used battery types in the world. until, i see some replacement of this, it would be hard to believe that battery industry has changed dramatically.

  117. NUCLEAR POWERED DILDOES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuff Said!

  118. Groundbreaking? by moogy · · Score: 1


    Whatever. I've been using fusion powered calculators since elementary school.

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  119. I'll go for it! by gibbdog · · Score: 0

    I mean, if radio waves don't cause brain cancer, maybe nuclear power sources will!

    And for the laptop... Yeah, I want a neclear power plant next to my nuts... I mean, who doesn't want a kid with 18 arms????

  120. FROM THE ARTICLE (Sc0re:5, True) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    This is from the article:

    By Sandeep Junnarkar = INDIAN
    Staff Writer, CNET News.com
    November 13, 2002, 8:32 AM PT

    Amit Lal = INDIAN , a professor at Cornell's electrical and computer engineering department and the lead researcher.

    Partho Sarkar = INDIAN , a senior research scientist at ARC (Alberta Research Council)
    ___________________________________

  121. Basic Nuclear physics by XenoLlama · · Score: 1
    Its really a shame that more people dont know thier base nuclear theory.. Nuclear applications like this are in reality very safe, provided a little bit of engineering goes into the design.

    The whole idea of having to 'dispose' of all this waste when we are done with these is just an indication of how far we have to go with basic education on these things. The whole idea behind these power sources is that they run off of the energy released by radioactive isatopes(sp?) AS THEY DECAY.. This means that when your power stops flowing, the unit's supply of radioactives *should* have completely exausted itself. And if it has not, it means that the miniscule amount that remains will not pose any threat to anything.

    People have no problems going and getting an x-ray, flying on a plane, installing smoke alarms in thier house, etc. radiation is all around us, its normal. It all becomes a matter of how well the general populace has been educated about the risks (or the lack thereof)

    INAP, but I do know that these appear to be a very good, safe idea, and if noone else is going to use them, I sure will :-)

  122. To the Batpoles Nerd Wonder! by bryanp · · Score: 1

    I want one just so I can say "Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed!" every time I boot up.

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  123. Nice headline by digidave · · Score: 3, Insightful

    quote: Run Your Laptop On Nuclear Energy

    Does this include when I plug it into my wall outlet, the electricity from which is generated by a nuclear station?

    Perhaps something along the lines of "Portable Nuclear Generator for your Laptop" would have been more appropriate. The next article could be "Portable Birth Control for Men", with the same link.

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  124. You mean like regular batteries? by rebelcool · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Which contain nasty, highly toxic chemicals which don't have half-lives, such as cadimum and lead?

    I think its okay to dispose of them like those others. Probably safer to drop them in the trash than regular nicads..

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  125. OMG INDIANs again !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    This is from the article:

    By Sandeep Junnarkar = INDIAN
    Staff Writer, CNET News.com
    November 13, 2002, 8:32 AM PT

    Amit Lal = INDIAN , a professor at Cornell's electrical and computer engineering department and the lead researcher.

    Partho Sarkar = INDIAN , a senior research scientist at ARC (Alberta Research Council)

  126. Nuclear? It'll never happen. by AB3A · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Obligatory joke: "My BRAIN? Why, that's my second favorite organ!"

    People are scared of what RF radiation could do to them. That's RF, as in Radio Frequency. Telling them that it's non-ionizing is pointless. They only understand "radiation" and they don't want to understand any more.

    Now someone is proposing a nuclear battery. I wish them luck. With so many people believing that putting a cell phone next to their heads is dangerous today, wait until interest groups discover that the battery they're using is a nuclear device.

    Once again, we have what is probably a technically elegant solution being offered to a seriously ignorant public. Expect the risks to be blown entirely out of proportion while "harmless" chemical batteries are added by the ton to landfills every day. Thank-you Jeremy Rifkin. Thank-you Paul Brodur. Thank-you Nancy Wertheimer. Thank-you Rachel Carson. You and your successors have taught a generation of idiots all about fear-mongering. Now we can all pay for the wages of stupidity and political grandstanding.

    Meanwhile, because of our societal phobias we'll continue making a mess of our environment.



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  127. Wha INDIANs again ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whaaaat ??

    This is from the article:

    By Sandeep Junnarkar = INDIAN
    Staff Writer, CNET News.com
    November 13, 2002, 8:32 AM PT

    Amit Lal = INDIAN , a professor at Cornell's electrical and computer engineering department and the lead researcher.

    Partho Sarkar = INDIAN , a senior research scientist at ARC (Alberta Research Council)

  128. fantastic...this will make fission more energy by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    efficent. I wonder if this can et applied to fussion...if it can, we can just dump the whole heat watter to spin turbines thing and just turn the turbines...that might put fussion over the 1:1 ratio.

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  129. Misleading description by mysidia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The word Nuclear seems to have become a misnomer for anything at all involving atoms. The article you have linked to is not talking about nuclear power at all: power harvested from the nucleus is a distinct thing.

    What they are doing is not making a battery out of a nuclear reactor or nuclear power source -- no fission or fusion is being used, therefore, they are not harvesting the power derived from splitting or merging nucleii, so the term nuclear would seem incorrect.

    They are simply using some substance that has a certain radioactivity: it has the tendency to decay and release some energy, but other than that, is relatively harmless unless you ingest it or something (You would at least get very sick if you opened and ingested the contents of any battery, however!).

    Read from the article:

    Lal said that he chose only isotopes that emit beta particles because their energy is small enough not to penetrate skin. Radioactive material can emit beta particles, alpha particles or gamma rays--the last two of which are carry enough energy to be hazardous, said Lal.

    You won't be glowing or sterilized if you put one of these in your lap, the danger is about as great as using an ordinary battery -- it could pop a leak and fill your lap with mercury, hydrochloric acid, or something, which would be just as bad.

    Moreover, if simple radioactive decay is called nuclear because it deals with atoms, then it could perhaps be argued, that all batteries (and indeed, all power sources) are nuclear, because all electrical power sources eventually depend on generating electricity: exciting electrons, and electrons effect atoms.

    It is not apparent that there is any danger with this battery that is new, that is, you can't tell by the fact that a battery uses this particular method of power generation that it would be more dangerous than any other kind of battery.

    1. Re:Misleading description by swordgeek · · Score: 2

      Pshaw!

      Is is fision or fusion? No. Is it a nuclear process? Yes! It's radioactive decay--the nucleus is breaking down into something else, releasing beta particles in the process.

      It's not chemical. It's nuclear. It's just not a nuclear reactor setup.

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  130. Already happening in other devices... by Hyped01 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Anyone have any idea how long radioactive isotopes have been used in smoke detectors and similar in home devices? Much less how much radiation still leaks from "low emmision" TV's and monitors - or projection TVs?

    Check it out, then tell me if this is a big deal. (it's not.)

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    1. Re:Already happening in other devices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, according to this article, the computer monitor part isn't nearly as big a deal as it used to be, since new monitors use much less power and therefore emit much less radiation. And not just the "low radiation" ones either -- all of them. I'm betting that the same could be said of TVs, since the technology is essentially the same.

      Also, I believe that monitors only emit various types of EM radiation, at levels that are, by all accounts, perfectly safe. This "radiation" is of course completely different from the (significantly bad) stuff emitted by A-bombs and the like.

    2. Re:Already happening in other devices... by Hyped01 · · Score: 1
      True - but a smoke detector uses far less power, so power level isnt necessarily a measurement of anything. Also, EM radiation (as given off by a picture tube) can cause lots of bad things to happen (cancer of course being one). The EM radiation by an A-bomb is indeed dangerous in more wavelengths than a picture tube, but they arent talking about putting an a bomb or fusion reactor in a cell phone or computer.

      How much radiation leaks from a microwave? Many Consumer Reports (the company/magazine) used to show a lot that leaked... betcha that's far worse as well.

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  131. Bloom County - Oliver by sckeener · · Score: 2

    I'm picturing an updated Bloom County comic strip with Oliver bringing a live nuclear bomb to class.

    In the original comic strip the teacher scoffs at Oliver that it couldn't be live. Where'd he get the material. Oliver's answer was 9999999 glow in the dark stickers....

    I guess the 2k version will be a laptop.... ;)

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  132. What about Batman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was expecting something more along the lines of "Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed." or something like that as I haven't seen that show in a decade or so.

  133. A few rads . . . so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Look, the point of the article is that these are very small devices. The radiation source is only emitting ß particles, which is an electron (or positron)! They can't even pass through your skin. Not only that, but if these new batts are as small as the article implies, then you could waste a half-ounce and put a lead shield around the thing to prevent any leakage at all! And if the particle won't go through skin, think what a (very thin) lead sheet would do?

    It's not that bad. Now if you actually had a fission plant going on, then you'd want to be concerned.

  134. Hrmm... by NilObject · · Score: 1

    I swear this has to be the development of a militant Femi-Nazi Feminist group bent on sterilizing all the men on earth.

  135. Re:but technology==magic by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2

    God doesnt want us to develope technology so we can't find him on his secret moon-base. Dont you know anything?

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  136. Why Laptops / Cellphones by merky1 · · Score: 1

    Why not develop something like this for automobiles? Laptops and cellphones don't make sense, unless they can only eeek a minimal amount of power out this technology.

    At least by putting them into cars, you can add all of the appropriate safety measures to ensure minimal access to the materials. Things like build really large impenetrable boxes to enusre proper use / disposal.

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  137. Previous Slashdot Article on Atomic Battery by notestein · · Score: 2
  138. Atomic Batteries and Medical Physics 101 by CharlieO · · Score: 5, Informative

    OK - How Atomic Batteries Work and Medical Physics 101 :)

    Medical Physics

    The damage done to human tissue is a function (~linear) of the amount of energy deposited by the radiation into the tissue.

    This is a function itself of:

    1) The amount of energy depositied by the radiation per unit of path length.
    2) The length of the path in the body.

    Also of interest in practical situations is this also applies to shielding i.e. if the shielding is such that the energy is enirely deposited in the shield materiel then the radition is fully shielded. If not then you have attenuated the radiation.

    On one hand massive particles like Alpha Particles are 'safer' because they deposit energy quickly (they interact fairly strongly with matter), so can be stopped by very small masses like paper/foil/skin epidermis. On the other hand high energy Alpha Particles can be very dangerous if not shielded because they can carry a lot of energy into the body due to thier mass, and deposit it there as the tissue stops the particle.

    At the other extreme Gamma Radiation is 'bad' because it doesn't lose energy very easily (becasue they don't interact as strongly with matter) so they cannot easily be shielded, but will at least not deposit the whole of the energy in the tissue but pass through it. Unfortunatley of course gamma radiation is highly energetic so it can still deposit a lot of energy.

    So the risk of medical damage from a radioactive source is function of
    1) The strength of the emmission
    2) The type of emmission
    3) The amount of shielding between the source and you

    It is not just the radition type.

    As already stated the biggest risk is when radioactive substances are ingested such that they stay in the body for some time, as this increase the energy depositied into the tissue - alpha emission is particularly bad here because it will deposit the whole of the energy into the surrounding tissue.

    In this instance you may well find that a low energy beta source is a better choice, because with a low energy alpha source the raditation may not even make it out of the source's casing.

    Atomic Batteries

    For the interested 'atomic' batteries generaly work by using a radioactive source to heat a shield material around it. This heat can then be turned into electricity by putting a thermocouple matrix in the shield material, with the hot junction in the material, and the cold junction outside.

    Now in this case we need a lot of energy in the shield material, but enough to get out of the sources casing, so low energy beta is good here.

    It is safe, because the whole point of the design is that the radiation is shielded, thats how you recover the energy into electricty. You will get very very little external radiation from a well designed atomic battery.

    This is not new technology, deep space probes have been using them for years because solar cells would be useless in the outer solar system

    The characteristics of this sort of power generation is that it is physically small, long lasting but low current. This is ideal for portable devices, but not usable really for transport or power devices.

    Practically you would probably need another battery like LiIon such that the LiIon cell is trickle charged all the time, but can supply surges of power.

    This would be great in a cellphone where the LiIon battery would supply the high power needed for transmiting during the calls, and the atomic battery would supply enough to charge the LiIon and do standby - phone not got enough charge, just leave it for an hour. Conceptually you may never need to charge the phone, or change the battery, it could be fitted for life in the phone.

    The challenge is finding the right materials and making it mass producable. On space probes its easy because you can cool the cold junction in the vacuum of space and make it efficient, plus you don't really care about the cost or making 1000's of them a week.

    1. Re:Atomic Batteries and Medical Physics 101 by Atzanteol · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "On space probes its easy because you can cool the cold junction in the vacuum of space and make it efficient"
      I thought that since space was a near vacuum it was very difficult to cool things, as the cooling process needs to transfer the heat energy to something else. A vacuum is a near perfect insulator.
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    2. Re:Atomic Batteries and Medical Physics 101 by srn_test · · Score: 1

      Theres no conduction, but there's plenty of radiation - if you're in shadow (from the sun) you can radiate lots of heat, and the stars are cold.

    3. Re:Atomic Batteries and Medical Physics 101 by jafac · · Score: 2

      okay, so if Alpha particles are electrons, and Beta particles are helium nuclei, and Gamma radiation is photons, then what the hell are all these fast and slow neutrons?

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    4. Re:Atomic Batteries and Medical Physics 101 by CharlieO · · Score: 1

      I thought that since space was a near vacuum it was very difficult to cool things, as the cooling process needs to transfer the heat energy to something else

      It does - infra red radiation. You're thinking of conduction where 'heat energy' is transfered directly to another mass, or convection where the 'heat energy' is moved away by a fluid.

      A vacuum is a near perfect insulator. Only for conduction - thats why they silver the inside of thermos flasks.

      In space a large finned radiator pointing towards deep space is a quite efficient method of dissapting heat.

  139. Does this give... by StealthDaemonX · · Score: 1

    a new meaning to Energizers "It keeps going and going..."? Plus, when can I get a nuclear battery for my lightsaber? Those damn D size batteries die to fast.

  140. Pros & Cons by EvlOvrLrd · · Score: 1

    Pro: Excellent theft deterrent. "Warning, you have entered the wrong password. 2 more incorrect tries will result in Nuclear Self Destruction!"

    Con: Sterilization, testicular/colon/prostate cancer, or even deformed geek offspring. Unless they drop so much lead in the case that it becomes impractical to utilize as designed.


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  141. This is a _very_ safe isotope to work with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just looked up the active isotope (Nickle-63) in my table of nuclides, and it looks pretty safe, for two reasons.

    First, the half life is 100 years, so the specific activity (i.e., the number of disintegrations per second for a given amount of material) is pretty low. Hence, even if you were very close to a bunch of it, it wouldn't have very many electrons coming toward you.

    Second, the energy of the electron it gives off is only 0.066 MeV, or 66 keV. This is low energy stuff, with a range (in air) of approximately diddly (my tables don't go to that low an energy!).

    So, even if these are produced in massive numbers, with everything being disposed of in your local dump, you're probably OK.

  142. Greg Egan thought of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Diaspora, humanity is divided into polis citizens, who are actually computer programs, gliesners, which are basically a mini polis in an android body, and the fleshers. One of the cool things about the gliesners was that they were powered by a rod of radioactive cobalt that would last 5000 years!

  143. What about using waste? by nurb432 · · Score: 2

    Why wont we use the residual radiation in nuclear waste that is being dumped/buried for small personal power plants?

    I realize it would not be as powerful or efficient as 'fresh' fuel that is needed to power a city, but since we could 're-cycle' the waste for lower power, and less efficient personal usage, such as radios, cars etc., why wont we just end this dependence and so-called energy crisis?

    The amounts are small enough to be 'safe'... And its waste fuel so its cheap enough to be inefficient....

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    1. Re:What about using waste? by Jubedgy · · Score: 1

      WOW! now THAT stuff would be extremely unsafe w/o sufficient shielding etc..etc... You'd have to be VERY sure that you only get a little small smidgen of the stuff, and even then it's all just a mish-mash of decayed and decaying fission fragments, poisons, and unused fuel. I think it would cost much more for quality control on that kind of project than just finding (or making) what you need. Now if it were some kinda gov't subsidized operation and it had amazing QA then I guess it would be feasible. Until then, I say just keep putting it in the wat^H^H^H ground!

      --Jubedgy

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  144. wrong headline by Maskirovka · · Score: 3, Funny

    The headline should read: Run laptop and get colon cancer.

  145. Disposal by peu · · Score: 0

    What about the disposal of these batteries?

  146. comfortable? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

    Well, yeah. You'd be nice and toasty warm.

  147. Educate yourselves by SecGreen · · Score: 1
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  148. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  149. Not forever by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Informative

    All protons in our universe will decay in about
    10^33 years from now.

    1. Re:Not forever by phritz · · Score: 1

      Umm, that's an old page. The final Super-K results gave an upper bound on the proton lifetime that's a lot longer than anyone expects the universe to last.

  150. What, no Energizer jokes? by SecGreen · · Score: 1

    They keep glowing and glowing and.....

    Energizer will have to change their mascot to a Mutant Bunny...

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  151. And cellphones weren't bad enough? by phorm · · Score: 2

    The amount of radioactivity is so miniscule that you don't have to worry about it as much.
    What does "as much" mean, having a radioactive power source sitting on my lap makes me fear for my ability to produce offspring. People worry about cellphones causing sterility, and they just run on Li/NiMh batteries and transmit out a focussed antenna...

    Somehow not having to worry "as much" still leaves me worried enough. Nerds have enough problems getting to the point of propogating without having irradiated nether regions. I'll let them test this for awhile first.

    Look, it glows! - phorm

  152. alphas, betas, and gammas OH MY! by Jubedgy · · Score: 5, Informative

    "...chose only isotopes that emit beta particles because their energy is small enough not to penetrate skin. Radioactive material can emit beta particles, alpha particles or gamma rays--the last two of which are carry enough energy to be hazardous..."

    Really gamma rays (ie photons) are the only form of radiation we'd have to worry about. They have such low specific ionization (# of ions created (due to photointeractions in this case) per cm trraveled that they can go right through your body...ionizing stuff which shouldn't be and making you sick (or worse).

    The other two, beta (electrons or positrons) and alpha particles (essentially helium-4 w/o the electrons) have such high specific ionizations (due to their charges) that they will not penetrate past your skin. In fact, alpha particles won't even penetrate your DEAD skin! IMHO, I consider alpha particles are much safer (unless you swallow the emitter ) in that you could hold those 'batteries' in your bare hand and not have live skin be touched whereas the beta particles WOULD reach live skin.

    In any case, all of this is just probability so 'safe' is a relative term. Economically, many more nuclides beta decay (specifically beta minus decay) than anything else so that is probably the real reason: easier and cheaper to get enouogh of the right nuclide...but I applaud the efforts at trying to show the general public that at least one type of radiation isn't so bad.

    You can bet as soon as these decay-powered batteries are available I'll be the first in line to get one =)

    --Jubedgy

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  153. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Proton decay has never been detected.

    1. Re:But... by srn_test · · Score: 1

      And if it's like neutron decay, it only happens to "free" protons - I guess a hydrogen nucleus would count?

  154. Question... by T3kno · · Score: 2

    This type of battery could supply power for decades, said Amit Lal, a professor at Cornell's electrical and computer engineering department and the lead researcher.

    So would that be lead as in "the man" or lead as in protect me from radiation?

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  155. Why reinvent the wheel? by jmoriarty · · Score: 2

    Rather than doing all of this from scratch, wouldn't it be easier to simply duplicate the power supply used by our ancient cyborg ancestors?

    Then we could power all of our portable devices directly from a jack in bodies somewhere.

  156. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by Jess · · Score: 2
    You don't know what you're talking about.

    Beta decay is most certainly a nuclear reaction. The parent nucleus and daughter nucleus are different. The beta particle is from the nucleus, not the orbital electrons.

    The description is correct.

  157. It's been done (nuke powered pacemakers) by djc6430 · · Score: 1

    Check the government regulations.. "LICENSEES' RESPONSIBILITIES REGARDING REPORTING AND FOLLOW-UP REQUIREMENTS FOR NUCLEAR-POWERED PACEMAKERS" http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/gen- comm/info-notices/1998/in98012.html Those are the regulations. Actual devices were produced by Arco Nuclear Company of Leechburg, Pennsylvania. Probably in the 70's. http://www.naspe.org/ep-history/timeline/1970s/dev ices/

    1. Re:It's been done (nuke powered pacemakers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and by Coratomic of Indiana, PA (yes the city name reminds you of a state). Nuclear powered pacemakers first became feasible in the 70's and were produced until the mid-80's when improved Li cells plus more power-efficient electronics brought the life of chemical cells up past 10 years, which, to be blunt, usually exceeded the expected life of the human host and/or the obsolesence cycle of anything electronic. Li cells could be made thinner and the temperature-controlled environment inside the human body makes predicting battery life much easier. (Bursts of high temperature can shorten battery life considerably, but if a human body temperature ever spikes up to 60 Celsius it doesn't matter if the pacemaker works anymore.)

      The isotope was Pu-238, which, unlike Pu-239, could not sustain a chain reaction or fuel an explosive weapon.

      When I was there at Coratomic (by then called Biocontrol, now called BICO) the lab still had an air-powered rifle in it; they shock-tested the ball-shaped nuclear battery by shooting it at a brick wall. If the battery ever experienced a shock like that, the human host would be dead if the battery broke open or not. And also consider, if even a Li cell broke open, _inside_ the body, that event could easily be fatally toxic.

  158. ... or ... by stuffman64 · · Score: 2

    ...or a tin foil Jimmy Hat.

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  159. Oh noooo by [cx] · · Score: 0

    Someone set us up the bomb!

    But seriously, if 8-10 hours of laptop time isn't good enough and you don't have extra batteries and for some reason you need a single possibly harmful (if it's beta radiation, lets hope its alpha for the sake of nuclear battery progress) battery.

    I think it's a joke, but hey Saddam is probably laughing and ordering 300 of them to make some dirty bombs for Osama.

    [cx]

  160. Re:fantastic...this will make fission more energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    We obey the law of thermodynamics in this house, young lady!

  161. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Using a nuclear process is different from harvesting the nuclear power. There is a major difference between the amount of energy released from decay and the release from fusion, for example, which popular conception assumes the same.

    To be overtly vague and to misuse popular misconception is a way to mislead people

  162. empire and the 1st foundation home planets by madpuppy · · Score: 1

    The seat of power for the EMPIRE was the Metal covered multi level city-planet of TRANTOR

    the seat of power for the first foundation was the resource-lacking planit of Terminus

    1. Re:empire and the 1st foundation home planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were two Foundations, one on Terminus and the other on Star's End. They both began at the same time.

    2. Re:empire and the 1st foundation home planets by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      SPOILER ALERT


















      Both Foundations were on Terminus, which was why the second was so hard to find, it was hidden inside the first. The "Star's End" reference was just put there by Seldon to throw future generations off the track.

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  163. Radioactive energy sources by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

    First of all, the headline sounds like there will be a nuclear fission power plant in your mobile phone very soon. This is not at all what is meant, according to the article.

    What they do mean, is that they will use the energy from the radiation that comes from nuclear isotopes as a power source. This sounds like a very nice idea.

    I have an extra idea for this: How about creating power plants around nuclear waste from fission power plants. That way, the nuclear waste problem would be solved: when those new power plants generate enough energy to substitute the original plant (which produces the waste), then the original one is shut down. Then no more waste is generated anymore.

    I think this would probably take too much space, because a fission power plant generates much more energy then an isotope plant can. It is worth thinking about though, since we have to do something with the waste anyway.

    This may sound like we will get the nuclear waste from the fission power plants into our mobile phones. This will not happen (so this power source will not help us fix that problem), because the products of nuclear fission are much too dangerous to store with so little shielding (less than 1m of concrete)

  164. Great.... by belg4mit · · Score: 1

    Just great.

    As if we don't have a hard enough time getting
    Joe Sixpack to recycle lead-acid and NiCad
    batteries let's give him some *really* heavy
    metal.

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  165. I can see this happening.... by Raith · · Score: 1

    Boss: Why aren't you working!? You: Sorry, Sir... but I'm kinda in the middle of a meltdown at the moment.. Laptop overheated... (While running around in a yellow canary suit )

  166. nuclear laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh hell freakin' no. As a mass power source, yes. On my lap? Not a chance in hell, at least not without enormous breakthroughs and about 50 years of safety testing. My LIon battery is weak, but my kids don't need cancer at three.

  167. They can wrap the battery in this stuff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/11/13/radiati on.suit.reut/index.html

  168. Nice warm ears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Yeah, but then again I've always been OK about cancer.

  169. This'll make my life easy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me: Tech support, Cornfed speaking, how can i help you?
    Cust: Hi, um, my nuclear laptop isn't working... i think
    Me: Ah, you must've done something to start an uncontrollable fission reaction in the system.
    Cust: Is that a bad thing?
    Me: Usually, yes
    Cust: Sounds dangerous. What should i do?
    Me: You must take this laptop to the mountains and throw it off the nearest cliff, then drive as fast as you can to the next town. I believe it'll be safe to come back in a month.
    Cust: Would everything be ok then?
    Me: Sure.

  170. Laptop, cell phone, PDA, car, whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll take one of each.

    I know cars use too much power to be powered by one of these, but they could be used as part of a hybrid powered car. What's wrong with 4+ power sources? Solar cells on the entire top surface of the car, RTG, hydrogen tank, fuel cell and batteries in the trunk, and a small engine under the hood with a big electric motor. Don't forget regenerative braking and anything else you can come up with.

    You're covered no matter what happens. The batteries charge when it's sitting still in the dark or the sun, braking down a hill, engine running, etc...

    Wind generator?

  171. big deal over nothing by keldog728 · · Score: 1

    this reminds me of the uproar that was caused a couple of years ago when the FDA wanted to irradiate meat to prevent further outbreaks of E.Coli etc. If the public remains uninformed about different types/uses of radiation there will be little progress in this field. Beta decay can be stopped easily by a sheet of paper, nevermind whatever the manufacturer encases the isotope in.

  172. nice by jlechem · · Score: 0

    I think these kinds of devices are way overdue, we have been dependent on nicekl cadmium battery technology for way too long. But how does the battery industry see this? I'm sure they don't like the idea of consumers only buying batteries once every 200 years or so, talk about cutting into their profit margin. Now I really can see a bright green energizer bunny that keeps going and going and going...

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  173. Nuc-u-ler by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2

    Its pronounced nuc-u-ler
    -Homer Simpson

    Notice how GWBush also pronounces it that way? Homer for president!

  174. What about disposal? by sfgoth · · Score: 2

    The challenge is finding the right materials and making it mass producable.

    And then what? Are these atomic batteries safe for the landfill? Are they at least safer than the Pb, NiCad, LiIon, and NiMH batteries that consumers are supposed to recycle practically anywhere batteries are sold, but never do?

    All we have to do is drop off these batteries at a local RadioShack, but what percentage of consumers actually do this?

    How does the danger of atomic batteries in the local landfill compare to these other heavy metal toxins?

    1. Re:What about disposal? by drc500free · · Score: 1

      Already mentioned in another thread on this article; When these Batteries run out, it is because the radioactivity has ceased or at least dropped to unusable levels. I assume that a level that is unusable as a battery is safe for disposal.

      The battery gets its energy from the radiation itself, not like in a power plant where the power comes from the atomic fission.

    2. Re:What about disposal? by CharlieO · · Score: 1

      Hence my point about right materials.

      Once the radiation has dropped below a usable level then there is no radioactive risk if you have an isotope whos decay products are of a lower activity.

      How does the danger of atomic batteries in the local landfill compare to these other heavy metal toxins?

      I don't know, because I don't know the materials they are trying. However there will be negligable risk from radition as already noted, but you do need to consider the chemcial/biological risk.

      Remember a material can be dangerous because of its radiation effects, chemical effects and biological effects

      Radon gas is radioactive and therefore dangerous to health, but it won't cause chemical burns, or poison you

      Bleach will cause burns due to being a strong oxidiser, but is not radioactive, nor will it poison you.

      Cyanide will poison you by preferentially binding to you hemoglobin and suffocating you as your blood can no longer carry oxygen to your tissues, but will not burn, nor is it radioactive.

      Please remember that radioactivity is nothing special, you need to assess all risks of the material - I just didn't want to extend an already long post by these clarifications.

  175. Pacemakers by MECC · · Score: 1

    use plutonium power cells. I think a pacemaker counts as a personal electronic device...

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    1. Re:Pacemakers by maydog · · Score: 1

      That is the biggest load of crap I have heard. Do some research before you post.

  176. another viable power source? by iso9660 · · Score: 1

    A truly innovative power source would be a laptop with an integrated steam engine. You could just insert pieces of coal in a slot and the laptop would run fine for a while. There could even be a whistle and a exhaust pipe :) And when you're out in the wilderness and your battery runs out, you just chop down a tree and you've got power for a long time to come...

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  177. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by Taldo · · Score: 1
    Um.... exactly where do you think the energy in an atomic reactor comes from?

    Oh THAT'S right.... it comes from the atomic decay of Uranium.

    The fact that what we normally think of as a nuclear 'reactor' speeds up the process, and this battery idea wouldn't is irrelevant.

  178. Slashdot effect by moosesocks · · Score: 2

    So what happens when slashdot posts a link to a laptop powered by one of these things?

    Kaboom!

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  179. in related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear Microsoft is developing a new OS for nuclear-powered laptops codenamed "Steer".

  180. That's Better by SlipJig · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    Some researchers are also working on more efficient solar cells and methane-powered fuel cells.
    Does that mean I have to fart into the laptop to recharge it? Hmmm...this could be an excuse to drink beer at work...

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  181. Only if it's disposable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Q: Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    A: Only if it's disposable.

  182. With proper shielding, it's moot. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    I spent years wearing a wristwatch with tritium gas lights on it...
    I read up, and the radiation cannot penetrate the glass tubes that contain the gas.

    Obviously tritium in this form and quantity is not really dangerous... but the point is that adequate shielding is all that is required.

  183. Yeah by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    those things are neat.

    Ever researched how they really work?

    Odds are that what your highschool teacher told you is 100% wrong... hint: it's not 'light pressure' or 'expanding gas' on the hot side.

  184. Comfy! by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Funny
    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?
    Comfortable? Sure. I'd feel all warm and, after absorbing suitable amounts of radiation, fuzzy.
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  185. Do yourself a favor by SDrifter · · Score: 1

    Watch "Akira Kurosawa's Dreams" sometime. Then you'll understand.

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  186. No problem, thanks to Amazing New Fabric.... by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 2

    According to this CNN story (which I'm sure will be a Slashdot story by the time I finish typing), some company in Florida claims to have invented an amazing radiation-proof fabric that will stop alphas, betas, and gammas (!!).

    Since they're seeking investors and I don't want to be sued, I will refrain from any comments about whether this is or isn't complete B.S. and fraud. Caveat emptor.

    Gee, maybe I should buy a couple bolts of this stuff and learn to sew, so I can start selling radiation-proof pants...

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  187. You guys by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    are overgeneralizing... it depends heavily on the energy level involved.

    Tritium (Hydrogen-3) is a pure beta emitter, and a very low energy one at that; it's emissions can be stopped by a sheet of paper, or your first layer of skin, etcetera. It's quite safe to use..

    Unless you ingest it, breathe it in quantity, etcetera... then it will STILL cause cancer even at such low energies.

  188. Non-thermal atomic batteries by XNormal · · Score: 3, Informative

    It is possible to convert the radioactive decay directly into electric energy without going through heat. Alpha and Beta particles are charged and they are released at relativistic speeds. This create a magnetic field that can be harnessed.

    See U.S patent 4,835,433 "Apparatus for direct conversion of radioactive decay energy to electrical energy".

    This technology has been demonstrated to be an order of magnitude more efficient that RTGs.

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    1. Re:Non-thermal atomic batteries by CharlieO · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that, not noticed that. But it occurs to me that you might need a reasonable distance to harness this (sorry I've not looked at the patent) and you would need energetic particles.

      You are still going to need a shield system, and it may be bigger if they are more energetic.

      The beauty of the thermal route is that the shielding performs several roles as shield, thermal mass and support for the thermocouple matrix - and its that that makes the so suitable for compact applications.

      But the technology you refer to would be much more suitable for larger, high power systems.

    2. Re:Non-thermal atomic batteries by XNormal · · Score: 2

      You are still going to need a shield system, and it may be bigger if they are more energetic.

      Not if you choose an isotope that radiates only alpha and/or beta. A very thin shield will be sufficient.

      But the technology you refer to would be much more suitable for larger, high power systems.

      Actually it works just fine for very small, low power applications. A variation on this technique (patented by Lucent) uses tritium-doped silicon to create a power source with a lifetime of decades that can be embedded right on the silicon chip. Digital watches are a potential application.

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    3. Re:Non-thermal atomic batteries by CharlieO · · Score: 2

      I stand corrected - many thanks for that, I'll investigate! I just couldn't see how a low energy particle could generate the required magnetic field.

  189. ot by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
    Unfortunatly, there are idiots [bbc.co.uk] around who do [buffalo.edu] cut corners.

    Is it just me or does the domain printed after the URLs in this comment make it look like the idiots are the BBC and UBuffalo?

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  190. Re: Run Your Laptop On Nuclear Energy by fritz_269 · · Score: 1

    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    I'd feel a lot safer with a little nuclear pile than with a little 5000psi tank of hydrogen.

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  191. Lead shielding is bad for Beta radiation by HuguesT · · Score: 1

    Lead shielding is only useful against gamma/X-rays. Against Alpha is it completely overkill (a thin sheet of paper is enough) and with beta (at least high-energy beta), the slowing down of the Beta particles in lead actually *causes* X-ray radiation.
    This is called `brehmstrahlung' radiation. In fact this is how X-ray machines work.

  192. red + green + blue by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

    Well if I remember correctly (from my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle days) radioactive ANYTHING glows green... my mouse glows red... and my cold-cathode glows blue... Does this mean there'll be a warm white light around my case as all times?

  193. what about export? by ThaReetLad · · Score: 2

    I've just returned from a business trip to moscow with my laptop. Somehow I feel that if I had been carrying a nuclear powered laptop I might not have been allowed into the country or perhaps even worse, I might not have been allowed to leave. Also, what effect would a radioactive power source have on an X-Ray machine. Perhaps there would be way to check whether a laptop contained a bomb without tearing it apart. I think this idea needs a little thinking about, and besides, wouldn't a fuel cell be safer and cheaper.

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  194. It's allright for TiBooks by DJ+FirBee · · Score: 1

    The titanium cage of the TiBook will protect me and those seated around me from gamma rays as well as beta rays. It's titanium ... DUH!!

    Ellen Feiss told me that this was so one night as we shared a joint after 'doin it'.

    It did not protect her from the spooge though if ya know what I'm sayin. That girl is a wild cat !

  195. Re:Nuclear? It'll never happen. by anonymous+loser · · Score: 2

    People don't really understand how most technology works in the first place. So, if the company doesn't print "radioactive source inside" on the side of the phone, nobody will know the difference anyway.

    You could tell folks that the thing runs on a pixie dust generator (converting freely available pixie dust from the air into electricy) and I'll bet if you said it with a straight face at least 50% would believe you.

  196. Great Mutation! by imsirovic5 · · Score: 1

    Now users can use that third hand growing out of their forehead to use cell phones and that will solve driving and talking issue once and for all! 2 hends on wheel one to talk on cell phone.. Perfect!

  197. The solution by PW2 · · Score: 1

    ...and nobody is going to be trading in for a newer model every eighteen months.

    Standardize the removable laptop batteries.

  198. Re:fantastic...this will make fission more energy by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    it will, when ever you move energy through somthing it loses part of the energy. since they are not heating water to make steam to push turbines, you have more efficent powerplants.

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  199. About time by zerus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's about time that this came into play for battery powered devices. The older NASA satellites all ran on "nuclear" power, actually most ran on the beta and alpha particles because the long halflives and powerful decays allowed the satellites to last for 30+ years, such as the probe that left our solar system 2-3 years ago, and the satellites around jupiter right now. Currently, shielding techniques for gamma rays are too heavy (lead or other heavy atoms) and they are too dangerous in low shielding around the battery because gamma rays have the ability to transmit enough energy into DNA and perform substitutions and translations that can make your children be born with a tail or something. Beta particles have an distance of something to the negative 7 meters, which is pretty small and easy to shield. That and beta particle is a form of a charged radiation so that you can effectively shield the source by providing enough of a voltage or ground so that the particles won't harm you. Alpha particles, in my opinion, are the safest forms of radiation (unless you eat it, I'll explain in a second). Alpha particles are simply helium particles that have a varying momentum and lack electrons, meaning that it's a relatively large, charged particle that can be deflected. So they too can be effecively shielded against. If you eat it, the lining in your system isn't thick enough to stop the particles, so the +2 charges can enter your system and kill off cells very easily, and rapidly. In my opinion, radiation powered batteries are great if engineered right. In case you're wondering of my validity, I am a nuclear engineer.

  200. Re:why not? -- Won't work for Laptops by Cougar1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unfortunately, such a battery would be too big for a laptop (unless you can significantly reduce the power requirements). Based on Cornell's press release, they plan to use Nickel-63 with a half-life of about a 100 years. So how much Nickel-63 will they need?

    Looking at a handy dandy table of the isotopes gives a half-life of 92 years and a decay energy of 67 keV per disintegration for Nickel-63. Also, it has an atomic mass of 63 g/mol. 1 Joule equals 6.24E+15 keV, so to produce 1 Joule of energy you would need:

    6.24E+15 kEV/67 keV/disintegration = 9.32E+13 disintegrations

    One Watt is a J/s, so to produce a Watt of power you would need 9.32E+13 disintegrations per second. So, how much Nickel-63 is needed to get this many disintegrations per second?

    9.32E+13 / (1-exp(1/2903299200*ln(2)) = 3.90E+23 atoms

    (Note 2903299200s = 92 years). Dividing by Avogadros Number and multyplying by the atomic mass gives a mass requirement of 40.8g for each Watt. A typical laptop computer consumes ~50 Watts giving a required mass of ~2 kg.

    While a bit high, this probably isn't too bad, especially since future technologies can probably lower the power requirement to 10-20 Watts. However, the above calculations assume 100% efficiency. I have no idea what the actual efficiencies are, but they are likely to be less than 50% since the proposed battery uses a mechanical process to produce the electricity. This alone would double the mass. In addition this is only the mass of the nickel. The other components and any shielding are likely to double or triple the mass, so the overall battery would likely weigh 8-12 kg (18-26 lbs). Much too heavy for a laptop.

    This is not to say there aren't many very low-power applications for which such a battery would be ideal, but a laptop isn't one of them unless the power requirement can be dropped below about 10W.

  201. My Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do you want to glow today?

  202. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by Jess · · Score: 2
    Nuclear decay, nuclear fusion, and nuclear fission are all nuclear processes and they all can be used to produce energy. "Harvesting" nuclear power, as you put it, is simply a means of convering the energy released from the nuclear process in to useful energy. In this case, the beta particle's kinetic energy is captured. In nuclear fusion, the example that you cite, the kinetic energy of fusion products create heat which is then used to produce electricity (at least some day).

    One specific example where nuclear decay is used to generate electricity is in radioisotope thermal generatures used by NASA on space probes. In these RTG's Pu-238 decays (alpha decay in this case) to create heat which is then converted to electricity. While it's not fission or fusion, it's still energy created by nuclear (not atomic) processes.

  203. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by Jess · · Score: 2
    You're correct in stating that this battery idea is similar to a reactor, but a different process is used.

    Nuclear reactors generate energy from the fission process in which uranium is interacts with neutrons to create an unstable isotope, which then fissions releasing more neutrons and a lot of energy. The emitted neutrons then cause more fissions creating a sustainable chain reaction. Of course, after this reactor is shutdown, there are a lot of radioactive nuclides that decay and generate a lot of heat as well.

    Of course, what is novel about this battery is the way that they are capturing the energy of the beta particle.

  204. Nerds are Good Looking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok i'm just bullshitting you. :)

  205. Consumers wont know the differance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The average person doesn know and won't understand whats going on.

    all the customer neets to know is its the newest thing out there, it works best for them and its good for the environment... wether its

    Most people just expect new stuff to work...

    you don't need to tell them it has a half life of X years, tell them to bring the laptop/cellphone/car/... back in 6 months and they get a new one with all the newest fetures and the company has the old one recylced.

    when the customer asks how it works the sales rep gives the typical ansewer (i get this all the time) "I don't know, I just work here"

  206. Nuclear Batteries? Wrap em up. I'll take 2 dozen by samantha · · Score: 2

    Batteries that last decades? Ultra-small? Only beta decay? Wonderful! Where can I order mine? I won't wait for the manufacturers to include them. I have several uses for them now. Afraid of the radioactivity? About as afraid as I am of the K-40 in my (and all human) blood.

  207. Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....we should think of all the children we would save with this technology on our laptops--by not having them.

  208. Re:why not? -- Won't work for Laptops by turbod · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but you are probably basing (emphasize probably) your power requirements on the adapter size of a generic laptop. That's kinda skewed. The adapters are sized such as both run the laptop and charge the battery. Battery charging wastes a tremendous amount of raw power as heat, and probably ends up about 50% of the power consumed by the laptop while charging. You could build your atomic pile about 50% that size because now it _is_ the battery and doesn't need to be electrochemically charged.

    Of course, you may have a DELL with 2.8GHz processor, now that may require a 120 Watt adapter :)

    TurboD

  209. Like in SnowCrash by Booyakka+Joe · · Score: 1

    Would heat be a problem with these like the "Rat thing" dogs and "Reason" gatling rail gun?

    Yes I just finished reading Snowcrash for the first time and no I didn't read the article.

    --
    This is where I keep my clever quotes "" Yup I only got a pair, so I better not waste em!
  210. other devices by scep · · Score: 1

    if we can have this for a laptop and cell what about other things that use batteries or other things like desktops, have a few in there and you would never need to have to worry about blackouts and such. and just because how about a small one fot remotes so you never need to change the batteries again.

    and if the power sources is always running do you have to turn the laptop off, instant on might become a reality.

  211. Re:why not? -- Won't work for Laptops by Cougar1 · · Score: 1

    Actually, it was a conservative estimate based on a review from Tom's Hardware indicating power consumption levels around 42 W for a DELL laptop. I will admit that 50W is probably on the high side. With appropriate power management, power requirements in the 30W range are probably achievable, perhaps even lower for PPC architectures like the powerbooks. However, even a 10W battery would still likely weigh over 1.5 kg (3.3 lbs), which is too much.

  212. Yes, they are nuclear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The energy that these things produce does arise from transitions in the nucleus, so they are nuclear. I would probably call them engines before I would call them batteries, there is no way to recharge them. More "fuel" needs to be added.

    Alpha particles emitted from radioactive decay tend to have higher energies than beta particles, however the stopping power of every kind of matter for alpha particles is much higher than for beta. As a matter of shielding goes, alpha is easier to shield for.

    While any "shielding" is absorbing the energy of radiation, it is transforming that energy into lower energy forms. The primary new forms of energy will be:

    • electron/positron pairs (pair production, giving rise to 511 keV gammas for the annhilation of the positron later on),
    • scattered electrons,
    • x-rays,
    • Auger electrons
    These primary products will themselves be absorbed in various ways, producing a cascade.

    The highest energy beta I've worked with is the 4.9MeV of Cl-38. But with a 37 minute half life, it isn't going to be an energy source.

    The "most common" high energy beta emitter I've worked with is 1.7MeV P-32. With a half life of 14.28 days, it isn't likely to be considered for the "battery" business either.

    There are lots of trans-uranic radio-isotope sources. Pu-238 with a 87.7 year half life is useful, and has been used. It's predominantly a 5.1MeV alpha emitter. People get nervous about it because they think all plutonium is for bombs. Sorry, that's Pu-239 you're looking for.

    There is carbon and possibly some potassium in that laptop. Most certainly there is carbon and potassium in the owner of the laptop (a human). All "new" carbon contains appreciable amounts of C-14 (157 keV beta, 5730 year half life). All potassium contains K-40 (1.33 MeV beta. 1461 keV gamma, 1.28E9 year half life). For most people, those 2 isotopes are the "source" of most of their lifetime radiation exposure.

    The next largest source of radiation exposure in your life (after yourself), is your spouse.

    In many cases, the "amount" of radioactivity required to power the battery sounds large from a DPS (decays per second) point of view, when you re-express this as a mass of the isotope it is often extremely small. There is often not much "mass" of isotope to dispose of.

    A rule of thumb, is that we want to start looking at classifying something as being not radioactive, after 10 half lives have gone by. Or activity is down by a factor of 1024 for those who live with binary arithmetic. If we had a HUGE amount activity to start with, 10 half lives may not be enough. We may need 20, 30, .... But, if you are looking at something like Pu-238 with its 87 year half life, we have structures that are 900 years old around us. So, we know how to build to dispose of things like Pu-238. Pu-239 with its 24000 year half life is more of a problem. We need to be able to get back into the repository at some point, as it is unlikely that the structure containing the waste is going to last 240000 years.

  213. Old Technology by ArkiMage · · Score: 1

    Paul Brown did better than this in the 80's. A battery which converted decaying gamma rays *directly* to electrical energy. He was harassed by the NSA and others and is now dead. He was arrested for running a meth lab in his basement, more than once. Yeah right... Free or inexpensive energy is something _they_ don't want you to have. http://www.rexresearch.com/nucell/nucell.htm and http://users.erols.com/iri/Pauleulogy.htm

  214. Superstition by aminorex · · Score: 2

    13 month old baby, broke the looking glass..

    > Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power
    > source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Yes, I'd feel comfortable, and I don't fear
    black cats or ladders either.

    --
    -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
  215. Next from Microsoft.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows Chernobyl!

  216. Re:why not? -- Won't work for Laptops by turbod · · Score: 1

    1.5kg (without the benefit of a conversion table) is what I would guess about 3lbs or there'bouts. Why not make the entire chassis into the power supply? They're making parts of engine blocks out of ceramic, why not a laptop chassis? (Note: GM 2.5L "IronDuke")

    Just a thought -- I hope the idea gets off the ground. I wouldn't mind toting a seperate brick, if they let me take it on the plane, that would charge/run my laptop during 6 hour flights. (RDU to SJC) Unlike the not so reliable 12V jacks under some seats...

  217. Re:Nuke batteries -- long lasting by yy1 · · Score: 1

    Read the info on cornell's site.

    This technology was funded by DARPA (defense money) for uses where they need to have a battery in sensors in a missile that is sealed in and have it last for quite a long time. (the example they gave) So whatever these get used for military and medical will probably be the first applications because this is where the longevity properties are really neccessary. After a while it will filter into consumer use...

    Increasing the efficiency of devices is great, but if this really pans out they could change they way we view electronics. (think about NEVER having to change a battery, or worry about plugging something in, it just works for 50 years)

    --
    Because, sometimes they just have to touch the stove.
    -YY1
  218. I'd be comfortable... by Sabani · · Score: 1

    ...but only if it was 1950s radiation that didn't kill things, and instead mutated them into strange and exotic life forms. Hopefully, this radiation would mutate me into a superhuman with psychic abilities.

  219. Glow-in-the-dark Watches? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1
    It's not like the public isn't exposed to nuclear power as it is...

    Glow-in-the-dark watches have NUCLEAR material in them... (why do you think it "glows" at night?)

    here's a link: http://www.oasisllc.com/abgx/environment.htm

    --

    "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

  220. Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just that. neutrons that are moving fast or slow.
    the reason they are more dangerous is that they (being uncharged) have a much easier time entering a nucleus. and potentially causing it to become unstable (radioactive)

    (ps. you have your alphas and betas swapped.;-)

  221. actual technical info by cowtamer · · Score: 2

    Nobody has asked for or posted real technical details. I'm somewhat disappointed in /. tonight--there's more to being a nerd than running LINUX!

    Here is a page describing the research.

    Here is a PDF file with real details, including construction, etc.

  222. Re:[Trolling Stones] I know by Dekonstructor · · Score: 1
    Hello!! I am very much wanting to make MMORPG gaming good too. Damaged Studios: Living the future of the future of MMORPG.

    and be a slashdot editor as well.

    Can you help???

  223. Disposal by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2
    I am happy with the idea of intrinsically safe reactor designs like CANDU. I'm not so happy with the idea of whqat happens to the waste and the plant when it is scrapped.

    I am also perfectly happy with the little Radio Isotope Generators used inside of people. I am less happy with what happens when there are larger numbers of these things knocking around. Morticians know about these things when they are inside pacemakers and that they must be removed before cremation.

    If there were larger numbers of these thermal generators knocking around, would they be correctly disposed of?

  224. How much damage can a beta-particle do to me?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here's some pre-grad physics lecture information, proving that I did occasionally listen in class... although why I had to do physics when I was studying I.T. still escapes me 11 years later... - Oh, and a couple of opinions too =)

    From actually reading the article, you will see that the materials that they use have short decay paths (meaning that the decay only goes through a couple of stages to get to it's final stable non-radioactive configuration) and that the only radiation emitted is in the form of beta particles: "Beta particle" is just the high-energy physicists name for a "free electron": Do you die if you touch both terminals of a 9V battery at the same time? I haven't yet =)

    Oh, if you follow the E2 link: a positron is basically a positively-charged variation on an electron, with about the same mass, weight etc, and so as far as this little rant is concerned, I'm just going to look at electrons - they're basically the same type of thing.

    The difference between an electron and a beta particle is that it is thrown (ejected) from the radioactive material, and so it is physically unattached to an atom: Because electrons are so small (in sub-atomic terms) being hit by a beta particle is like having a small marble dropped on your foot from a centimeter or so above that foot.

    Alpha particles on the other hand are a LOT heavier: These are a helium nucelus: 2 protons and 2 neutrons. Back to the "dropping" analogy - having one of these hit you is like having a BUS dropped on your foot from that same height - it does a LOT more damage, whereas the marble (beta particle) may do no damage at all.

    However, big and bus-like as alpha-particles may be, try this: See how far can you throw a bus. Seriously. And then see how far you can throw a marble. It takes a lot more energy to throw (emit) an alpha particle then a bate particle, and for that reason, people often make the mistake of thinking that alpha-particles are less harmful then beta particles: Not true. Now, think about actually catching that bus you threw. Oops, splat, road-pizza. While the marble might sting your hand a bit when you catch it.

    Alpha particles are more harmful then beta particles, it's just that the're a whole lot less likely to actually hit you. Beta particles are a whole lot more likely to hit you, but are trivially easy to stop - it takes a veritable river of them to do any damage, and if you're getting that much juice through your body, you should stop swinging on those power-lines =)

    "Gamma-rays" are a different type of radiation altogether: This is called electromagnetic radiation, and shares this category with things like the light hitting you from the monitor that you are looking at right now and radio-waves. This is in the form of something called a photon. Photons are smaller again then electrons, but even a very (and I use this term loosely) "slow" photon travels many times faster then even the fastest electron - the "speed of light" even =)

    As far as radioactive damage from Gamma radiation is concerned, this is like the fairly harmless marble (electron) but being forced through your skin at extremely high speed - like a bullet.

    Now from reading this, you might think that ANY radioactive exposure is possibly leathal, but you've got to bring things into perspective:
    You are being bombarded with all of the above constantly, every day of your life.


    The ground you walk on, your bedding, the air we breathe, the food we eat: Almost EVERYTHING has some trace of radiation being emitted. Don't lie in the sun - you'll get browned by radiation (admittedly Ultra-violet and Infra-red mainly, but the sun also emits copious quantities of alpha, beta, gamma and other radioactive particles. Heck, buy a geiger counter (I saw a link in the comments above somewhere) and crank the sensitivity up: tick-tick-tick - it goes crazy with the amount of background radiation being emitted.

    So: Given the amount of radiation that surrounds us at all times anyway, is the miniscule amount required to power a pace-maker or to generate the 12V for my computer really going to concern me?

    Using a laptop powered by one of the devices described above isn't going to change my reproductive changes at all, as the chances of the beta radiation escaping the case are basically none. Even the DIRECT, UNSHIELDED MANUAL handling of many radioactive substances will do no damage for a short exposure, which is more then you can say for most of the substances that are put into batteries - There is a reason that lithium is stored in oil, and you really DON'T want to see a carbolic acid burn.

    Oh yeah - This technology is a good idea. The only actual draw-back is that the substances required are fairly rare, and that the prices for the batteries will be VERY steep, as there will be very little turn-over of stock. However the rarity issue has never stopped the petrol companies - and the end result of their products is highly toxic, where as this is fairly benign.

    In summary: Bring it on!

    Anyway, that's my 50th of a dollar.
    -Trav
  225. My sisters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ruined 3-4 cell phones already, I don't want to be around when she drops your flywheel powered cell phone. I'd feel a lot safer with the atomic phone thank you.

  226. I wonder by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2

    What the anti-Cassini radiophobes have to say about all of this. If I throw my nuclear laptop on the couch, will they protest because the perigee passes dangerously close to Earth?

  227. I had a tumor removed by arcadum · · Score: 1
    I had to have a growth removed from my side (I have another on my back)... They apeared after I began living next to an WAP and carring around a WiFi notebook.

    Personally I think they're the result of eating too many nitrates and what not but who knows...

    The problem with the "wait and see" paridigm is that once the threat is recognized it is already too late."

    1. Re:I had a tumor removed by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      I know where you could look for a higher rate of cancer with RF radiation: Do a study on people who maintain the large radio antennas and such. They are most likely exposed to relatively large amounts of radiation. Probably more than a cell phone.

      --
      If you don't understand any of my sayings, come to me in private and I shall take you in my German mouth.
  228. Re:why not? -- Won't work for Laptops by Prometeus · · Score: 1
    they plan to use Nickel-63 with a half-life of about a 100 years. So how much Nickel-63 will they need?

    WTF would you want a battery with a half-life of 100 years when the avarage laptop have a "full-life" of maybe 3-5 years????

  229. atomic cars.. by DZign · · Score: 1


    yes and no.. don't care if it's in my laptop,
    cellphone.

    It can be dangerous however in the factory which
    makes these things as you'll have a high concentration there.

    But it's a good idea..
    hope they'll make the things so powerful that
    it can provide power for cars, so we can get rid
    of fossil fuel

  230. possible slogan by elveu · · Score: 1

    melts down in your laptop not in your hand

  231. Protect your privates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, if it makes you feel better...you could try these sexy Faraday Cage boxers :)
    Theyve got a really neat "deluxe shielding" shirt as well, for you mad scientists out there who want to look good and be safe when you present your experiment to the unsuspecting public...

  232. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    disclaimer: may cause mutation in offspring.

  233. Correct me if I am wrong but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    this:
    Lal said that he chose only isotopes that emit beta particles because their energy is small enough not to penetrate skin. Radioactive material can emit beta particles, alpha particles or gamma rays--the last two of which are carry enough energy to be hazardous, said Lal.
    is just plain wrong. Alpha particles can be stopped but a piece of paper. If this Lal guy said that do you trust him to build a nuclear battery?
  234. Lead Boxers ? Here you Go !!! by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    Depending on your needs, it seems that you can already find a large panoply of *ahem* "protectives"...

    this picture shows one good example but it looks quite heavy and I don't know about shielding capacities...

    Now, as Faraday Cages have top shielding qualities in my opinion, THIS looks like a lust...darn...must 8)

    Seems our ancestors already had the nifty radiation problem, as we found VERY early models... They even had (cute) custom holes for heat dissipation 8p Ahh ! to think about our geek ancestors and their Dremel v0.1....

    The tradition of geekness having largely pervased other members of this planet, there are some Geeks that already took the hint and they even have Howtos for Home Made Customs Specials !!! Now you really have no excuse to make one yourself !

    Now, the main page is here. Enjoy !

    I hope to have dampened your anguish in the bottom front departement 8p

    --
    It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
  235. Photo-Luminescent Watches by BryanL · · Score: 1

    Is the amount of radioacive material any greater than used to be in old glow in the dark watches?

  236. Re:why not? -- Won't work for Laptops by chrisos · · Score: 1
    WTF would you want a battery with a half-life of 100 years when the avarage laptop have a "full-life" of maybe 3-5 years????

    Er... Just because the laptop is useless doesn't mean the power source is too, you just buy your next laptop from a manufacturer who's laptops take the same size battery.
    If the battery is going to potentially last several decades it seems reasonable to expect manufacturers to standardise on dimensions and connections, in much the same way we have AAA, AA, C and so on in the current cell market.
    --
    If nature abhors a vacuum, why isn't there more dust in the world?
  237. Re:Nuclear? It'll never happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... And then you have the tecnofreaks who excuses their obsession with solving everything by technological means by blaming others for being cautious and wary (burnt child etc).

    Having meditated for a while and doing yoga, I can verily testify that ALL electronic gadgets have a negative impact on us. Not so much our physical health, but also our mental health. Especially our state of attitude regarding others and ourselves, which is really more critical than physical healthiness.

    It's just that we're so UNCONSCIOUS of our state of mind and what alters it, that we don't notice. Many times a day we then become slaves to machinery and time. We *become* robotic, lifeless and uncaring. We created movies like "The Matrix" and "Terminator I & II" because more and more people feel their *lives* overtaken by computery, so-called entertainment and rules.

    No, I can't PROVE everything in this world, and I don't see why I should either. Logical minds demand proof, while some things "you just know". By becoming sensitive, you can even feel it sometimes. But of course, this does not meet your demands for objectiveness. Then I'd like to ask: Why must there be proof for everything? What becomes of *life* when you dissect it into bits and pieces? What are you left with? When did you last feel you REALLY lived? When did you last hear a joke that didn't play on negativity?

    Yes, people are ignorant, but so are scientists. It's just that bad scientists fail to admit this. A mind that thinks it knows, will be closed to the endlessness of possibilities.

  238. Journalism error? by catwh0re · · Score: 1
    I happened to notice the journalist struggling with a bit of the concepts, thinking that they were just consumerising their article I continued to read on and found:

    " Lal said that he chose only isotopes that emit beta particles because their energy is small enough not to penetrate skin. Radioactive material can emit beta particles, alpha particles or gamma rays--the last two of which are carry enough energy to be hazardous, said Lal."

    It's been a while since I've studied nuclear physics but I was certain that I recalled the further into the greek alphabet, the worse the radiation is, hence I believe the journalist has just confused beta and alpha. Alpha being the cumbersome/bulky (basically helium) atom that is easily stopped, and beta being the negatively charged electron burst, which can penetrate further than alpha.

  239. blow it out your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    boner

  240. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by Taldo · · Score: 1
    Vaguely OT... but I'll ask anyway....

    Does a Tokamak use the same principle? Or is it entirely a heat reaction? I should clarify... is energy taken from the Lithium shielding in the reactor the same way this battery would? Or do they just pull the heat out of the reaction and use it to run a generator?

  241. Ever heard of KISS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're a terrorist with 10 kb of Plutonium, you'd be awfully dumb to try and POISON people with it. IANANP (I am not a nuclear physicist) but isn't 10 kg of Pu roughly the minimum amount you need to be able to set it off (as a nuclear explosive)?

  242. Survey says... by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    X Whoops... Should have looked in the smoke detector that's just off the shelf...

    Old smoke detectors used to use photoelectric sensors that were sensitive to everything including steam, etc. Too many false alarms were caused by these units and they couldn't be relied upon to sense smoke at low levels to be of real use in warning people. These days, if you buy a smoke detector, you're buying a device with an Americium based ionization detector that detects smoke and at low enough levels to be a real advance warning.

    --
    I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
  243. Re:why not? -- Won't work for Laptops by jhantin · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, at least semiconductor-based betavoltaic battery efficiencies are pretty low-- a tritium-silicon battery has an efficiency of about 7-8%, but can realistically be improved to ~10% or better. Nickel-63 throws those electrons a lot harder than tritium does, as well-- hard enough to damage semiconductors. Another technique is to use a conventional lithium-ion battery charged by a lower-powered betavoltaic battery, to work around the relatively low power density of betavoltaics (~1 milliwatt per cubic centimeter) while taking advantage of their high energy density (100 watt-hours per cubic centimeter-- wowza!).

    --
    ...when you're writing a game...tweak the difficulty of "Easy" to something [your mother] can cope with. -- onion2k
  244. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by Jess · · Score: 2

    They will use the heat to create steam and run a turbine. This battery is only intended for small power requirements.

  245. Fun Stuff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon Zeta Theta Iota Kappa Lambda Mu Nu Xi Omicron Pi Rho Sigma Tau Upsilon Phi Chi Psi Omega... Whatever...

    SIGMA PHI EPSILON!!!

    Anyway, seriously, People seem to be afraid of radiation in all forms... morons. Reminds me of the quiznos commercials with the guy wearing pants...("I fear change, and I shall keep my bushes") It takes a lot more than dropping a small bit of radioactive material to set off a nuclear explosion. Hate to ruin your jokes... You can easily find how atomic bombs work (just do a search for "How to make an atomic bomb" on google) and you will find that in no way would a little shock to the battery cause any damage. If it was that easy to do, EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH would have nukes.

    Now, on to the radiation. I'm no expert, but if someone is making a device using radioactive elements, don't you think that they would make sure to shield the user from the radiation? It wouldn't make sense to kill off your consumers, would it? I mean, they aren't tobacco companies...

    Anyway, I would definitely use one of these batteries, and therefore everyone else should, too... you damn bandwagon jumpers.

    1. Re:Fun Stuff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OOPS... think i forgot a greek letter. "...Zeta ETA Theta..." There.

  246. I've always wanted.... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

    A nuclear water heater for my house. Give me an 80 gallon vertical cylindrical tank with a hemispherical concave bottom. Place a several kg sphere of vitrified Pu-238, and voila! 80 years of hot water. See this site for data on Pu-238 (used in NASA RTGs for years).

    --
    Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
  247. microwave causes mid grade cancer by kiwipeso · · Score: 1

    I should explain that I had a 2 year term of leukemia caused by cellphone radiation, fortunately it has cleared up over this year. However if my previous relationship hadn't finished due to the side-effects screwing up my firend's life, then I wouldn't had had this year alone to recover everything.

    That depends, if you're talking something like a 50's era watch or a smoke detector then the ill-effects are lower than a microwave. However, I suggest you'll find the smallest nuclear source is a 50's antique in the USA, of course it's not safe, useful or viable.
    However, you will find that both sides were completely silly then, and needed small pacific island countries like new zealand & australia to tell them to grow up, get a real life & a sense of humor.

    Here's the deal, shields are needed with layers to protect yourself enough. However, anyone who wants to spend that much time away from the opposite sex is either gay or stupid enough to worship the flag.

    --
    - Kaos games and encryption systems developer
    1. Re:microwave causes mid grade cancer by doug363 · · Score: 1
      I should explain that I had a 2 year term of leukemia caused by cellphone radiation, fortunately it has cleared up over this year.

      Wow, that's really interesting. I've never heard of a confirmed case. Do you know for sure that it was the main cause, or were there other factors that might have contributed? Did you use a cellphone a lot before that? Do you know if you're genetically susceptible to leukemia?

    2. Re:microwave causes mid grade cancer by kiwipeso · · Score: 1

      In my case it was on the left side of my face, which is the area responsible for language and emotions. I should explain that I knew how to speak other languages pretty well before the accident.

      This happened while I was just getting involved with someone while I started my studies at university, but I was more fortunate to find a more compassionate Lady in a more distant location. So the second year of my cellphone, I was calling this Lady for about half an hour a time and slowly losing my ability to be recognise the problem until the relationship finished and I had this year to recover.

      There is no family history of leukemia, however I found the right method of exercise, diet and personal disinterest in TV as soon as I could.
      The worst thing is that I have to say that I can't do what other people expect me to do and I simply won't risk my life for that.

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      - Kaos games and encryption systems developer
  248. Primus Epistola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dedicate this PE to Brainfuck, the greatest programming language of all time.

  249. Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exkuze me, pleaze to be tellink me how I am to h4x0r3d te Leenux

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