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  1. Re:HOME in, idiots on WizKid Robot Debuts At New York Museum · · Score: 1

    Is Science Daily always this fucktarded? Don't blame ScienceDaily. They are so damn desperate for content that most of their "stories" are nothing more than press releases - raw or sexed up - and adverstories. I blame the abysmal state of science journalism. Sigh.
  2. Re:Good Grief... on WizKid Robot Debuts At New York Museum · · Score: 1

    Look on the bright side: every time you have to change their diaper, you get to salvage ICs!

    ooh! Look! Johnny 2.5 pooped another 555!

  3. Oblig. on WizKid Robot Debuts At New York Museum · · Score: 1

    SkyNet!

  4. Re:Wine on Google Funds Work for Photoshop on Linux · · Score: 0
    Maybe I've completely missed the boat, but...

    Except that MS is replacing the "Windows API" with the .Net framework. whiskey tango foxtrot?!

    I, uh, need to do some research. Shitshitshit.
  5. Re:Details get in the way of good jokes. on New Science Standards Approved in Florida · · Score: 1

    The only time such a level of detail actually helps the joke is in a case like the 'Pink Monkey' joke or the 'Flower' joke which rely on the excessive use of details to make the joke funny. The Aristocrats.
  6. woo hoo! on New Science Standards Approved in Florida · · Score: 5, Funny

    The more dumbasses in the world, the smarter I seem! woo hoo!

    Fear me, for I have studied the dark science of natural selection!

  7. Re:Needless capacity upgrades? on Competitors Ally With Comcast In FCC P2P Filings · · Score: 1

    I have Comcast, and it costs $45 a month. Then I'm getting screwed - hard and dry.
  8. Re:Needless capacity upgrades? on Competitors Ally With Comcast In FCC P2P Filings · · Score: 4, Informative

    The downside? My internet connection costs $45/month instead of $22 for the basic "DSL Lite" subscription. Downside?! That's less than Comcast!
  9. Needless capacity upgrades? on Competitors Ally With Comcast In FCC P2P Filings · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The "capacity upgrades" are obviously needed if you're having problems with "the bandwidth-hogging activities of a few."

    Shut up, cut your salaries for a couple quarters, and invest in the goddamn infrastructure.

  10. Re:CoS is nutty, but on Scientology Given Direct Access To eBay Database · · Score: 1

    Since the patent has expired please explain how copyright, trademark or patent applies. You're asking the wrong person. I got the information from eBay. If you've got a problem with eBay's policy, talk to them - not me. :)
  11. CoS is nutty, but on Scientology Given Direct Access To eBay Database · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    this isn't a Big Deal.

    http://pages.ebay.in/help/confidence/programs-vero.html

    Any person or company who holds intellectual property rights (such as a copyright, trademark or patent) which may be infringed upon by eBay postings or items listed on eBay is encouraged to become a VeRO Program member. Program members presently include hundreds of individuals, local law enforcement, and intellectual property owners from a wide array of industries. Yeah, I know, India. I'm pretty sure it applies to the .com, too. ;)
  12. Re:And the response... on 1.8 Million US Court Rulings Now Online · · Score: 1

    http://bulk.resource.org/courts.gov/letter_to_west_response.pdf Holy crap! A legalese laced letter a mere mortal can comprehend!
  13. Re:I can hear Nasa now on Inventor to Launch Pop Bottle Rocket into Space · · Score: 1
    Funny, but...

    We don't dump our satellites in your recycling bin, Please do. I'll scav what I can and recycle, for profit, the rest.

    please don't shoot your pop bottles into our space. Your space? Space belongs to everyone, maaan! :)
  14. Oblig. on Robot Interprets, Plays Back Dreams · · Score: 1

    Get out of my head!

  15. Re:Must be doing someting right... on WikiLeaks Under Fire · · Score: 1

    you know you must be doing something right. Or you're just one unlucky bastard.
  16. Great idea! on Is This the Future of News? · · Score: 1

    You work, I get paid! Fan-fucking-tastic!

    I'd normally add a "zing!" to the end of this post to make it clear it's supposed to be funny, but since this model is actually being exploited... well, it's not funny... just sad.

    Fox (save the bashing, it only makes you seem like a brainwashed, meme-spewing twit) is doing the same thing, too. They call it (IIRC) "uReport". So, CNN isn't alone in this.

    Here's the deal: if a news outlet wants to profit from your work, demand credit and/or a slice of the pie. Give the bastards nothing for free. Even if Ainsley Earhardt or Molly Henneberg asks real nice, be firm! ;)

  17. Re:Don't do it! on Artificial Intelligence at Human Level by 2029? · · Score: 1

    My future sexbot won't be putting anyone out of work. ;(

  18. Oblig. on Artificial Intelligence at Human Level by 2029? · · Score: 1
  19. Re:WARNING: GNAA on Digital Picture Frames Infected by Trojan Viruses · · Score: 2, Funny

    *click*

  20. Re:Did not examine Network Solutions on ICANN Finds No Wrong Doing in Domain Front Running · · Score: 1

    Fuck Network Solutions. That's all I gotta add. Assholes.

  21. Re:hrmmm on 'Porn King' Says Google Should Block Porn Access · · Score: 1

    if none of the search engines have done anything to "combat" this then how can it be particularly google and yahoo? Google and Yahoo! are the Big Boys in the search engine world. Rewind a few years and he would have tossed in Alta Vista.

    Almost submitted the comment with "Astalavista". ;)
  22. Re:Leisure Suit Larry on 'Porn King' Says Google Should Block Porn Access · · Score: 1

    No one said anything about making the test hard! ;D

  23. Re:Leisure Suit Larry on 'Porn King' Says Google Should Block Porn Access · · Score: 1

    The most entertaining way to keep children away from inappropriate content is to quiz them on things only adults would know. If a one night stand calls you up a month later and tells you that she's pregnant, do you:
    1. hang the phone up and run like hell
    2. tell her you love her and ask her to marry you
    3. demand a paternity test
    4. offer to pay 50% for the abortion
  24. Re:Karma's a bitch you fat fuck boy diddler bastar on Rush Limbaugh Begs Steve Jobs For Bug Fixes · · Score: 1

    boy diddler Perhaps you're mistaking Rush Limbaugh for Bernie Ward?
  25. Re:a slashdotter can dream... on Rush Limbaugh Begs Steve Jobs For Bug Fixes · · Score: 1

    I'm convinced his "anti-endorsement" helped McCain's image in the eyes of moderate Republicans. Maybe that's why he's doing it?