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Inventor to Launch Pop Bottle Rocket into Space

DrButts writes "An inventor in British Columbia wants to be the first to launch a pop bottle rocket into space. 'This could be impossible, but the CEO of AntiGravity Research already holds the altitude record for boosting an elongated plastic pop bottle — propelled by a bicycle pump, water and a bit of soap — into the air. Firing the ubiquitous, two-litre plastic container usually consigned to the recycle bin into space might create a whole new definition for space junk, but the dream keeps Schellenberg going.'"

285 comments

  1. Volume by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The sin qua non issue here is volume. TFA speaks of 'stretching' the bottles. If you are allowed to increase volume enough when stretching, then, yes, a coke bottle might make it into space. It requires stretching the bottle so that it's volume is several orders of magnitude larger than the original, then putting on lots of carbon fiber ( as per TFA ) on it.

    Since TFA speaks of A coke bottle, I assume we aren't allowed multi-staging. But some of the effects of staging could be achieved - I think - with different fluids. At the bottom would be a layer of mercury with some depleted uranium dissolved in it. Next is the water layer. Maybe the third layer would be a hydrocarbon of some sort ( perhaps chosen for it's ability to dissolve gasses under high pressure, thus using precious volume for both compressed air and reaction mass.

    Personally, I don't want to be anywhere near this contraption at liftoff, when it is spraying tons of toxic heavy metals all over. But I do want to see the video on youtube.

    1. Re:Volume by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Excellent use of the Gmail "Word Of The Day"...

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    2. Re:Volume by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 2, Informative

      Isn't it "sine qua non," or have I been using the phrase incorrectly my entire life? A quick search for "sin qua non" leads to nothing but "sine" versions of it.

    3. Re:Volume by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

      It might be sine, 'cos it tan't sin...

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    4. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It may be "sin qua non" when talking about the volumes involved during a sin (such as, in certain US states, fisting - which requires a stretch and increase in volume similar to what the OP is describing for a coke bottle, although certainly not orders of magnitude). So maybe sin would be correct when dealing with something defined by theists as sinful? Not being a theist, I wouldn't be sure.

    5. Re:Volume by brian0918 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hate to be a pestiferous virago and contradict your amative mien, but in my opinion the aberrant misspelling of said "word of the day" was not copacetic. It may be ineffectual, but some day I hope to overcome this perdurable ennui...

    6. Re:Volume by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      I laffed so hard I dropped a log

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    7. Re:Volume by somersault · · Score: 0, Troll

      Sounds like you have more than just your fist up your ass if you think religious views bear any relevance to correct use of latin phrases..

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    8. Re:Volume by zehaeva · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points for you, very few times have I been sent scurrying to a dictionary just to figure out what it was that I was reading. I must not have such an expansive lexicon as I once thought.

    9. Re:Volume by spun · · Score: 1

      Wow, that joke flew right over your head, didn't it? You know, sin? As in sinful? Although the bit about his being an atheist did seem tacked on.

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    10. Re:Volume by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      Did you mean "enigma" rather than "ennui"?

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    11. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally a reason to add the Dictionary applet to gnome panel!

    12. Re:Volume by MarkRose · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Another Slashdotter expresses his masculine virility...

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    13. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "sine qua non" is correct; you will not be liquidated.

    14. Re:Volume by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unless you mean longitudinal "stretching", I can imagine this fat, spherical bottle offering too much cross sectional area (and therefore drag) to be able to go any far. There's a reason rockets are the shape that they are. Dunno how far you can stretch a pop bottle along its length, though. I guess I'll leave that to the "real scientists", lol.

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    15. Re:Volume by wall0159 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gosh mate - if you're gonna be all clever with a dictionary, at lease use an English dictionary!

    16. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another Slashdotter expresses his masculine virility...

      A redundant oxymoron! Now try for a deterministic trope!

    17. Re:Volume by Pebble · · Score: 1

      Is the above post V1agra spam? I dunno. It sure looks like it.

    18. Re:Volume by Daimanta · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let me guess, you're canadian(from the log thing)?

      Are you going to bake a pi now, e?

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    19. Re:Volume by JustOK · · Score: 1

      No, but I'm good at programming in sea.

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    20. Re:Volume by solafide · · Score: 0, Troll
      What dictionary are you using again? He's trying to break out of a deep-seated sense of boredom, although it isn't working. Enigma would not make sense.

      (no, I didn't use a dictionary and understood every word.)

    21. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) When using a latin phrase to sound smartacious, at least spell it correctly.
      2) IT'S is short for IT IS. The possessive is ITS. No fucking apostrophe! Gah, is that really so hard to understand?

    22. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to be a pestiferous virago and contradict your amative mien, but in my opinion the aberrant misspelling of said "word of the day" was not copacetic. It may be ineffectual, but some day I hope to overcome this perdurable ennui...

      With a name like brian0918 I'm compelled to call into question the use of the word virago.

    23. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Here's a word I bet you don't understand:

      VAGINA

    24. Re:Volume by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Informative
      From TFA:

      Based on that research, Schellenberg is now convinced that it will be possible to put a bottle rocket into orbit. In preparation, he's working on sending a modified two-stage rocket - reinforced with ultra-strong carbon-fibre and fuelled by liquid CO2 - up about five kilometres.
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    25. Re:Volume by Crazyswedishguy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how far you can stretch it, but probably quite a bit. TFA mentions that he heats the bottle in order to stretch it, which makes sense. However, since he's increasing the area while keeping the amount of plastic constant, I'm assuming he's making the surface much thinner, hence why he needs to reinforce it with carbon fiber or kevlar.

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    26. Re:Volume by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      With the internets, anything is possible.

    27. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the word of the day too. You are so cool for using it so well.

      sine qua non \sin-ih-kwah-NON; -NOHN; sy-nih-kway-\, noun:

      An essential condition or element; an indispensable thing.

    28. Re:Volume by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      That post was really tangent to the whole discussion.

    29. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "sine qua non" should be used as a noun, not an adjective.

      And it was dictionary.com word of the day.

    30. Re:Volume by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Yes, he certainly is a cunning linguist.

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    31. Re:Volume by pauliephonic · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Fan fucking tastic!

    32. Re:Volume by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      It's actually the Dictionary.com "Word of the Day"...

      I enjoy signing up for these types of things, but I'm often disappointed at how many of them I know already.

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    33. Re:Volume by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 1

      Íne gia ména kinézika....

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    34. Re:Volume by eat+here_get+gas · · Score: 1, Funny

      re:
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      sent scurrying to a dictionary
      ..."

      you were at your computer...is Google broken?

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    35. Re:Volume by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      I sure hope you didnt' drop it on your neighbour's ln...

    36. Re:Volume by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wouldn't filling the bottle with hydrogen peroxide under pressure and expanded and then using some for of catalyst like Nickel to react with the peroxide work just effectively?

      I know theory and practice often make fun of each other, but I would think that he could use the same type of metrics but with a soft bladder or something separating the peroxide from the catalyst and held in place by pumping the pressure on the opposite side to equalize the effects of the peroxide. Liquid isn't really compressible but the bottle's expansion could be the pressure point. And once it is launched by traditional air or air-liquid launch, the pressure drops on one side allowing the peroxide to flow through then the heat generation could and pressure would hold it back but still allowing it to expand as it hits the catalyst and effectively creating a rocket engine.

      I don't know how much pressure could be harnessed this way but it is essentially the same concept of a jet pack. Except the weight to thrust ratio would be extremely different. You could end up with 4 or 5 pounds of fuel to a quarter pound object or to put it more excitingly, some older jetpacks or rocket belts generate about 185 lbs 280-300 lbs of thrust for over 21 seconds. In contrast and using some number conversions for impressively big numbers, that could be around 4800 onces of thrust for a 4-12 once object before fuel weight.

      Of course I could be off here a bit, and I don't know how to translate thrust and burn time to distance covered. I suspect that has to do a lot with the total weight and some way to account for the loss from fuel spent and specific thrust sizes and pulses and all that jazz. And I'm also not sure if this type of fuel would be effective at altitude. And while this isn't technically burning, it might not be what he is looking for.

    37. Re:Volume by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wish I had mod points for you, very few times have I been sent scurrying to a dictionary just to figure out what it was that I was reading. I must not have such an expansive lexicon as I once thought. Install the 'Dictionary.com word of the day' into your iGoogle page. If you had, you'd know he just used the words of the day from the last few days very successfully. :-D

    38. Re:Volume by zehaeva · · Score: 1

      well I used a dictionary. It just so happened to be google. But a dictionary none the less.

    39. Re:Volume by misleb · · Score: 1

      I laffed so hard I dropped a log


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    40. Re:Volume by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

      It's pure coincidence. I don't have Gmail; I never heard of the Gmail word of the day until now.

    41. Re:Volume by popmaker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Come on now, be rational!

    42. Re:Volume by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      "Tangential", spake the grammar fascist.

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    43. Re:Volume by somersault · · Score: 1

      I know fine what sin is (going to church for 24 years can do that). I just thought the last sentence made no sense. It would have been a bit funnier without it.. but not much as puns go.

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    44. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      groan...

    45. Re:Volume by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2, Funny

      J'm not jojnjng jn wjth any of thjs nonsense, J'm an engjneer........

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    46. Re:Volume by Zencyde · · Score: 1

      If there was a pun of the year award I think you'd win. : ) Bravo, good sir!

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    47. Re:Volume by Trogre · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well in that case, let me offer my heartiest contrafibularities.

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    48. Re:Volume by mapsjanhere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If he's really making a pressure vessel with substantial pressure resistance out of the soda bottle using carbon fiber - he's most likely cheating. Stretching a thin PET bottle is easily possible. Just "wrapping" it with carbon fiber doesn't do anything for your vessel, since the fibers would immediately go out of alignment and your thin inner shell blows. What he most likely is doing is forming a PET mandrel out of his cola bottle, then apply a carbon fiber - epoxy coat around it. Depending on his technique (use a nice filament winder if you got one) you can make the equivalent of a scuba tank easily using that approach. The problem is, as mention in several other posts, that you can only stretch a pressure vessel that far without loosing a lot of stability, even if it's a well designed carbon fiber reinforced outer shell (you don't really want kevlar for this, kevlar is good for bullet proof wests that need to take impact, but not as good for pure tensile applications). So you balance extra drag from a fat vessel against extra propulsion medium. As for reaching space with a pure "stored physical energy" device, you'd need a long blow time in a rather cold environment, while at the same time your medium is cooling due to expansion/evaporation. Unless he's got his hand on a plutonium battery to keep the whole shebang warmed with reasonable weight penalty I don't think it will go very far in the best of cases. I can't wait for the /. headline about the nuclear powered pop rocket.

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    49. Re:Volume by porl · · Score: 1

      damn it, J'm! I'm a doctor, not a security expert!

      well at least i tried... :)

    50. Re:Volume by porl · · Score: 1, Troll

      ok, i buggered up there, i had too many tabs open and i'm too tired and i got confused about which story i was responding too...... i'll hand in my nerd badge for a suspension if required, please don't tell anyone else about it though.... :)

    51. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      longitudinal "stretching" Where's the goatse spam when you need it?
    52. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can'd drop a log unless you got root.

    53. Re:Volume by 3vi1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> At the bottom would be a layer of mercury with some depleted uranium dissolved in it. Next is the water layer.

      Is that before or after he dumps the Coke out?

    54. Re:Volume by wolenczak · · Score: 1

      it's the inernets

    55. Re:Volume by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I laffed so hard I dropped a log But was it natural?
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    56. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha Awesome use of many google words of the day!

    57. Re:Volume by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 3, Funny
      I must not have such an expansive lexicon as I once thought.

      There are pills for that now. Didn't you get the email?

    58. Re:Volume by budgenator · · Score: 1

      You do realize that to reach orbit you would have to lift all of the massive crap you are using for reaction mass a good distance? In reality there is no way a pressure bottle rocket is going to get up to orbital velocities from this planet period. Even metallic hydrogen wouldn't store enough energy.

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    59. Re:Volume by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      But bottle rockets are using non reacting mass as a fuel. When you have reacting fuel, this is no more bottle rocket, but ordinary rocket.

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    60. Re:Volume by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, here in 2008, we can buy Plutonium in every corner drugstore.

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    61. Re:Volume by operagost · · Score: 1

      Dropping a loge is natural.

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    62. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "IT'S is short for IT IS. The possessive is ITS"

      That's not entirely accurate. The contraction is " it's ", but the possessive is " its' " where the apostrophe comes after the "s".

      This is how it was taught in "Empirical" English many years ago.

      Yes. I'm *that* old.

  2. Uh.... right. by mark-t · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Has he even broken Mach 1 yet?

    1. Re:Uh.... right. by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's from British Columbia... they don't need jet fuel to fly. Hell, they smoke anything out there... I even hear tell they smoke salmon.

      Seriously, though, I've met this guy before, and the definition of "space" might be a little loose, but crazy wins over reality, every time.

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    2. Re:Uh.... right. by rucs_hack · · Score: 3, Informative

      Has he even broken Mach 1 yet?

      There's actually not much in the way of a rule that says something going into orbit has to reach 'escape velocity'.

      That's a barrier for barking huge spacecraft, but if you went slowly, and gradually kept up the acceleration, you'd get into space, and with a little assistance from Earth's own gravitational well you could slingshot out and away into interplanetary space.

    3. Re:Uh.... right. by rcw-work · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's actually not much in the way of a rule that says something going into orbit has to reach 'escape velocity'.

      No, but you have to get almost there. Low Earth Orbit is 7.8km/s, escape velocity is 11.2km/s. In addition, any non-escape ballistic trajectory that starts from the earth will form an ellipse that will eventually intersect the earth, meaning your rocket must accelerate sideways a fair bit once it's up there.

      You need much less speed to merely reach space and fall back down, but the article clearly said 'orbit'.

    4. Re:Uh.... right. by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And for that matter, there's nothing at least in the summary that says anything about orbit... just space. Technically, that refers to an altitude, not a velocity. Yeah, something launched would fall back down to earth if it didn't have enough momentum to break out of the Earth's gravity well, but that doesn't mean such an object didn't reach space, at least by the traditional definition thereof.

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    5. Re:Uh.... right. by monopole · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um, not quite. Admittedly, if you had a very high lift wing (or a big balloon) you could make it to the upper atmosphere that way, but once past the atmosphere at some point you would have to get to orbital velocity, well in excess of Mach 1 at ground level (past the atmosphere Mach numbers have no meaning). A rocket has a fixed delta v which it has to expend to get where it's going, the more of it that it expends to cancel gravitational acceleration the more fuel is wasted. Once in a reasonably high orbit, one could use a slow thrust method like a solar sail to get out of the gravity well.
      As for an unpowered slingshot assist, totally impossible. Slingshot assists operate by following a trajectory from outside the gravity well, into it, transferring a bit of the momentum of the planet to the spacecraft.

    6. Re:Uh.... right. by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      All you need to do is move fast enough to arrest the fall in order to stay put. From then on any small amount of delta v would get up further into space.

      How long would it take? Probably bloomin ages, but that's not the issue.

    7. Re:Uh.... right. by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      Sounds good, but it's wrong.

      a gravitational assist into higher velocity can be obtained by any spacecraft passing close by a larger body *provided* there is no excess of gas that might remove too much energy.

      All you have to do is miss the upper layers of atmosphere. Now I'm not saying it wouldn't be hard to get up high enough, but there is no reason it has to be done quickly. All you have to do is keep going up. That could be by centimetres an hour (although that would be a bit slow).

      lastly you don't have to be 'outside the gravity well' at all, that's nonsense. By that logic, no slingshot around Jupiter would be possible, since our spacecraft which have done it are well inside its local sphere of influence..

    8. Re:Uh.... right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.

    9. Re:Uh.... right. by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      That's a barrier for barking huge spacecraft, but if you went slowly, and gradually kept up the acceleration, you'd get into space,


      That's right, and the idea isn't even new. It was used back in '79 as the premise of the TV show Salvage 1. The ship, known as The Vulture, was built by a junk-yard operator to salvage junk left on the moon by Apollo.

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    10. Re:Uh.... right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The first space trips (even those by manned capsules) were suborbital flights (not a stable orbit)

    11. Re:Uh.... right. by cuantar · · Score: 3, Informative

      But when you finally got into space, you'd be (very nearly) moving at escape velocity. That's how we define escape velocity, after all: it's the speed required to overcome the earth's gravitational attraction. The difference between your actual speed and escape velocity will be negligible once you're far enough away, but you have to get there or you can't escape. It's easy to show mathematically.

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    12. Re:Uh.... right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a wild and crazy guy.

    13. Re:Uh.... right. by rcw-work · · Score: 1

      How long would it take? Probably bloomin ages, but that's not the issue.

      Considering that the two inputs of the gravitational formula that are under your control (time and distance) are both squared, you want to accelerate as fast as you possibly can.

      Once you're in orbit, then yes, you can use very small amounts of thrust over very long periods of time to circularize or raise an orbit (to the point of escape velocity if desired) but the whole throw-yourself-at-the-ground thing must be done very quickly if you are to fail at it.

    14. Re:Uh.... right. by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      And for that matter, there's nothing at least in the summary that says anything about orbit... just space.

      The article specifically states that he's planning on sending it into orbit.

      Not just space. Orbit.

      Indicating that he doesn't have a clue.

      ... for reference, in regard to the earlier thread, escape velocity is in fact 1.414 times greater than orbital velocity. (from the virial theorem, if it matters).

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    15. Re:Uh.... right. by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      The article doesn't say 'orbit' (although the dumb joke about space junk implies it). I, for one, would love to see a bottle rocket reach space (or at least a couple kilometers)

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    16. Re:Uh.... right. by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      Disregard that (s/article/summary/), the article mentions orbit, but he's kinda kidding.

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    17. Re:Uh.... right. by Technician · · Score: 1

      Seriously, though, I've met this guy before, and the definition of "space" might be a little loose, but crazy wins over reality, every time.


      Even more of a reality check is the loose definition of "orbit". Doing a rocket shot to the edge of space and reaching orbital velocity are energy orders of magnitude apart. A vomit rocket edge of space flight is possible, but hitting orbital velocity is entirely another. He may want to go to orbit, but I can't think of any plastic or carbon fibre material that would work for the nozzle velocities required. Packing enough energy is another problem entirely.

      There is a reason we use rocket fuel in our space program.

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    18. Re:Uh.... right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I said "lunch" not "launch"!

    19. Re:Uh.... right. by mdm42 · · Score: 1

      Indicating that the reporter writing the article doesn't have a clue, really. Given the guy's technical background and abilities, I'd be inclined to believe that he does understand the difference between "space" and "orbit", and might even be a bit pissed at the reporter's confusion of the two.

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    20. Re:Uh.... right. by RockDude · · Score: 1

      Hey, lay off this guy...
      It's this sort of crackpot who'll come up with amazing inventions and fantastic new science one day...

  3. But what if... by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if the bottle rocket eventually encounters an advanced civilization, who enhance it and sent it back to Earth on a mission of death and destruction? Hasn't this fool learned anything from what happened to Voyager/VGER?

    1. Re:But what if... by SQLGuru · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or better yet, it falls from the sky and they start worshiping it..... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080801/

      Layne

    2. Re:But what if... by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      Where do you think Moxie came from? The stuff tastes like Love Potion #9 (it sure as hell smells like turpentine and looks like india ink...) but somehow stays reasonably popular amongst certain people... (But then, it has more caffeine than some energy drinks...)

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    3. Re:But what if... by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 1

      If they were truly an advanced civilization, they'd probably send back pamphlets detailing the benefits of recycling plastic bottles.

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    4. Re:But what if... by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      pop companies are already ruining Earth :-P But really if aliens found it, Pepsi would try and market it to them!
      btw it sounds like the requirements are an active pop bottle rocket making it to space. So put some vinegar, baking soda, and solid iron in it. When it reacts and creates thrust, use a high powered magnetic accelerator to launch it into space like a rail gun. Then you've got a working rocket in space :-)

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    5. Re:But what if... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I wonder what will happen if it lands somewhere in the Kalahari

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    6. Re:But what if... by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Damn you! Getting to the Gods Must be Crazy reference before me! Curses!

    7. Re:But what if... by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Moxie Soda...Wow, there's some cool aliens! They didn't just enhance Coca-Cola, they sent it back through time! Too bad they didn't stick a short primer on time travel on the back so we too could learn how to do that.

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    8. Re:But what if... by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      They may have--it'd be encoded into the compounds that provide the flavoring.

      Certainly nothing on -Earth- tastes like Moxie...

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    9. Re:But what if... by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      they'd probably send back pamphlets detailing the benefits of recycling plastic bottles.

            Yes because chopping down trees to create pamphlets to send to another planet is much more ecologically sound than sending them our plastic ;)

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    10. Re:But what if... by Andyvan · · Score: 1

      .. or even better yet, evolving.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074121/

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    11. Re:But what if... by GenJox · · Score: 2, Informative

      They did not worship the bottle that fell from the sky. Being the hardest substance ever encountered by them (glass) and having a whole host of uses, it introduced the concept of possessions, envy, and subsequently violence to their society. The people decided it was an evil thing and their leader took it to the end of the earth (a massive cliff) and threw it off.

    12. Re:But what if... by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      What if the bottle rocket eventually encounters an advanced civilization, who enhance it and sent it back to Earth on a mission of death and destruction? Hasn't this fool learned anything from what happened to Voyager/VGER? No worriez. I haz mentos.
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    13. Re:But what if... by Lord_Breetai · · Score: 1

      Yes because chopping down trees to create pamphlets to send to another planet is much more ecologically sound than sending them our plastic ;)


      Dude, they'll obviously use recycled paper. :P
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  4. sounds like a defense contract by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    he could get $2 billion for this project from the pentagon if he words the application right and he donates $10K to his senator's reelection fund

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    1. Re:sounds like a defense contract by Rob_Ogilvie · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think his Canadian senator has much pull with the Pentagon.

      Maybe after Canada becomes the 52nd State (right after Mexico and before Northern California - AKA Lincoln) he could give it a shot.

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    2. Re:sounds like a defense contract by CaligarisDesk · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hear the pentagon is using it to shoot down their malfunctioning spy satellite.

    3. Re:sounds like a defense contract by wumingzi · · Score: 1

      I don't think his Canadian senator has much pull with the Pentagon.

      Worse, while his Member of Parliament sits for election and is keen on donations, his Senator is an appointed position. She's had her seat since 2001 and isn't going anywhere until 2024!

    4. Re:sounds like a defense contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And having been appointed to serve until age 75, he's probably not too worried about his re-election fund either.

  5. Libreal hippie west coasters. by Warll · · Score: 1

    This guy is really use the term "bottle pop rockets" very liberally. The term amateur rocket would likely be much more appropriate.

    1. Re:Libreal hippie west coasters. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      His rockets are made out of pop bottles and use non-combustible fuel. Why not call them pop bottle rockets?

      The orbit one might have to use something other than a pop-bottle, but the cool part is the non-combustible fuel.

  6. Just needs... by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    a Coke-and-Mentos second-stage booster and he should be set.

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    1. Re:Just needs... by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't watch Mythbusters.

    2. Re:Just needs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Diet Coke and Mentos. Regular Coke doesn't work.

      And Mythbusters? I mean, sure, they're great showmen, but sometimes they could benefit from consulting some experts in the fields they're messing with instead of just assuming they know what they're doing, screwing everything up, claiming "Busted!" and patting themselves on the back.

      Because you can build a radio (albeit a lousy, AM-only one, and only if there is an AM transmitter nearby) out of dental work. There's a circuit for it that was in all of the old Radio Shack n-in-one kits. But they couldn't make it work, so they said "Busted!" Quitters. (Snopes reference: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/fillings.asp Radio circuit: http://www.ece.cmu.edu/~ee321/spring00/lab3.pdf. Getting rid of the tuning capacitor, coil, and ferrite rod just kills your gain and you can only "tune" the strongest signal. You can build a Schottky diode out of a semiconductor-to-metal junction; the tooth could provide the semiconductor, and the filling the metal. The "earphone" can be anything piezoelectric, again, the materials used. There will be some gain since the sound will be conducted via bones instead of the air.)

      I digress, but my point remains: Mythbusters is lots of fun, but peer reviewed and repeatable it isn't.

      And back on topic: The inventor may get the rocket over the 100 km into space, but unless he can get it up in excess of 15000 knots parallel to the ground, it's not going to be in orbit. Most of an orbital rocket's thrust isn't for gaining altitude, it's for getting orbital velocity. This is why something like SpaceShip One has a long way to go before it could achieve orbit. A satellite must throw itself at the ground and miss.

    3. Re:Just needs... by nb+caffeine · · Score: 1

      I agree. Once in a while, their methods and/or results drive me nuts, but I understand it is TV, not a science journal. 90-some percent of the time, it is just fun to watch (like last week, cutting down a tree with a mini gun... heh heh)

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  7. I don't know how he expects to reach space by Melbourne+Pete · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's not using any mentos at all.

    1. Re:I don't know how he expects to reach space by Maestro485 · · Score: 1

      I'm embarrassed to admit that I didn't realize mentos weren't involved until I read your post :-\

  8. Hey, 200 Meters ain't bad for a pop bottle rocket! by aarku · · Score: 4, Informative

    Only 79.8 km (out of 80...) left to go, if you take the lowest recognized definition of outer space.

  9. Extrapolating the data points... by giminy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Schellenberg's two-stage model is easily capable of reaching altitudes of well over 200 metres.

    Several years ago, one of his "toy" rockets - actually a Kevlar-reinforced, experimental, single-stage missile pressurized with compressed nitrogen and packing high-tech instruments - flew to just under 379 metres.

    Based on that research, Schellenberg is now convinced that it will be possible to put a bottle rocket into orbit.


    Wow, 379 meters. With just a few more improvements, he could eek out the other 159,621 meters to Low Earth Orbit with no problem!

    Reid

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    1. Re:Extrapolating the data points... by RobinH · · Score: 3, Informative

      To actually achieve orbit, not only does it need to reach this altitude, but also move horizontally at probably over 20,000 miles per hours once it gets there.

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    2. Re:Extrapolating the data points... by giminy · · Score: 1

      To actually achieve orbit, not only does it need to reach this altitude, but also move horizontally at probably over 20,000 miles per hours once it gets there.

      Too true. I think that technically he doesn't need to achieve orbit in order to consider his bottle 'in space.' I'm not sure if space even begins at LEO, I was just throwing out a wild(-ass) guess.

      I'm kind of surprised that, if this guy is an engineer, he doesn't just do the math. Find out the weight of the bottle, the rate of expellation of air, the differential between the pressure inside the bottle versus the atmosphere, and figure out exactly how much pressure it will take to reach LEO height (at horizontal velocity or not). The math can't be that hard? My guess is that the tensile strength of a plastic bottle, even a kevlar bottle, won't be enough to hold the pressure needed, though...

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    3. Re:Extrapolating the data points... by RobinH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe that the X-Prize only required the craft to reach 100 km, which is kind of the accepted division line between space and not-space. It has something to do with the physics of spaceflight factoring more into the equations than the physics of aerodynamics above that altitude.

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    4. Re:Extrapolating the data points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wait to read the follow-up article about this guy getting fined for littering...

    5. Re:Extrapolating the data points... by Detritus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Kármán line. I was just reading about it last week. The air is so thin at 100 km than an airplane would have to travel at a speed greater than orbital velocity in order to generate sufficient lift, and if it's traveling that fast, it doesn't need lift.

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    6. Re:Extrapolating the data points... by bcdm · · Score: 1
      Wow, 379 meters. With just a few more improvements, he could eek out the other 159,621 meters to Low Earth Orbit with no problem!


      A journey to outer space in a bottle rocket would definitely be eek-worthy, yes. I'd eke out a few eeks myself.

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    7. Re:Extrapolating the data points... by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      To actually achieve orbit, not only does it need to reach this altitude, but also move horizontally at probably over 20,000 miles per hours once it gets there. The plan is to loft the rocket into the orbital plane of an intersecting object and perform what is colloquially known as the "bugsplat-windshield assist."
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    8. Re:Extrapolating the data points... by giminy · · Score: 1

      I believe that the X-Prize only required the craft to reach 100 km, which is kind of the accepted division line between space and not-space. It has something to do with the physics of spaceflight factoring more into the equations than the physics of aerodynamics above that altitude.

      Awesome, thanks for the info. I guess that the soda bottle only needs to go an extra 99,600 meters to make it into space, then. On the plus side, he's 0.3% of the way there!

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    9. Re:Extrapolating the data points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Kármán line. I was just reading about it last week. The air is so thin at 100 km than an airplane would have to travel at a speed greater than orbital velocity in order to generate sufficient lift, and if it's traveling that fast, it doesn't need lift.

      fixed link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%A1rm%C3%A1n_line

    10. Re:Extrapolating the data points... by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

      Hey, he never said at which altitude he would launch it!

  10. ah silly canadians by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    blissfully unawares that they are just unincorporated us territory

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    1. Re:ah silly canadians by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      *obligatory "We're Bigger And We're On Top, Bitch" post*

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    2. Re:ah silly canadians by Rob_Ogilvie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      *obligatory "it isn't the size that matters, it's how you use it" post*

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    3. Re:ah silly canadians by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 2, Funny

      Big words from America's Hat...

    4. Re:ah silly canadians by Smackheid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Obligatory "We have voted for idiots in the past to run our country, but at least we didn't vote for a retard. Twice." post.

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    5. Re:ah silly canadians by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      That's cute. But you Canucks elected a guy named "Cretin". And don't give me that crap about the hoity-toity French pronunciation.

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    6. Re:ah silly canadians by bjorniac · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the US has Bush and Dick?

    7. Re:ah silly canadians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the crap regarding the spelling of "Cretien", doofus?

    8. Re:ah silly canadians by psychicninja · · Score: 1

      And the US has Bush and Dick?

      You're goddamn right we.... oh.

  11. I can hear Nasa now by Frigga's+Ring · · Score: 5, Funny

    We don't dump our satellites in your recycling bin, please don't shoot your pop bottles into our space.

    1. Re:I can hear Nasa now by vux984 · · Score: 5, Informative

      We don't dump our satellites in your recycling bin, please don't shoot your pop bottles into our space.

      Nah, putting them in the recyling bin would be far too orderly, NASA has the military shoot them down with missiles and lets God sort out where the pieces end up.

      Maybe we should combine our desires and use pop bottles to take out your failing satellites. Of course then the military doesn't get to use their toys... so that won't work.

    2. Re:I can hear Nasa now by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Yes because blowing up a couple thousand pounds of hydrazine in space and have it enter the atmosphere as droplets and diffuse everywhere in its toxic form is far preferable to letting it ignite in the atmosphere in the extreme heat of re-entry and hopefully combine with amospheric gases/water vapor to make less toxic substances by the time it gets spread over several hundred miles of ground/ocean. I mean, this is the government thinking for you.

            But probably someone has worked out the likely re-entry trajectory and doesn't like it. Ooops, can't have our satellites crashing into Moscow now with a 70% probability, can we?

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    3. Re:I can hear Nasa now by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      I'd rather them blow the thing into a thousand small pieces that will burn up on re-entry than let it fall back to earth naturally when there's a chance half of it will survive as one chunk which could possible hit my new car.

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    4. Re:I can hear Nasa now by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Think it through. First of all, when the satellite blows up in near-vacuum, most of the hydrazine will never get a chance to diffuse into the atmosphere at all; it will boil off into space. Next, as the fragments of satellite come down, they'll burn up themselves, so any hydrazine they're carrying with them will be exposed to just as much heat as it would if the satellite re-entered intact. (More, quite possibly, since there will be a higher ratio of surface area to volume.) Finally, hydrazine is such viciously reactive stuff that any quantities that survive the explosion and re-entry will happily combine with whatever is in the immediate environment -- the by-products may be toxic, I don't really know, but in any case the pollution will be much less severe than if the satellite came down in one piece.

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    5. Re:I can hear Nasa now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm from Australia - NASA dumped skylab in our backyard, so I think it only right that we retaliate in kind...

    6. Re:I can hear Nasa now by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Forgot about Skylab already? NASA just let it scatter all over Down Under and into the Pacific. Talk about littering!

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    7. Re:I can hear Nasa now by mikiN · · Score: 1

      ...that is, unless NASA thought of Australia as their recycling bin. $ME ducks for cover...

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    8. Re:I can hear Nasa now by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1
      Funny, but...

      We don't dump our satellites in your recycling bin, Please do. I'll scav what I can and recycle, for profit, the rest.

      please don't shoot your pop bottles into our space. Your space? Space belongs to everyone, maaan! :)
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    9. Re:I can hear Nasa now by wattrlz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Considering that things like nitrogen and oxygen molecules have trouble staying together at that height what makes you think a cloud of hydrazine, which is highly reactive and thermally decomposes at o K, would survive long enough to precipate out over, "several hundred square miles"? Would ~454kg (1,000 lbs.) of hydrazine even be toxic spread over an area of that size?

    10. Re:I can hear Nasa now by WillRobinson · · Score: 1

      Do not give China any ideas, we already are watching the satellites for them!

    11. Re:I can hear Nasa now by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      ...NASA has the military shoot them down with missiles and lets God sort out where the pieces end up. God may not play dice with the universe, but it sure sounds like he's gonna be playing craps with broken satellites.
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  12. Quote from the man. by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I got side tracked off what I should have been doing, which is electrical engineering," said the red-headed, 49-year-old father of five. Yeah, you're letting down slashdotters everywhere by making children.
    1. Re:Quote from the man. by mikiN · · Score: 4, Funny

      Many Slashdotters don't often $ make children, they fork() parent processes.

      Perhaps managing IPC and dealing with zombies comes more naturally to them than dealing with tantrums and changing diapers.

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    2. Re:Quote from the man. by STrinity · · Score: 1

      "I got side tracked off what I should have been doing, which is electrical engineering,"
      What, an EE who's crazy and doesn't understand basic science? How is this news?
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  13. So I guess by g0bshiTe · · Score: 0, Redundant

    He won't be using Mentos then?

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  14. Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventurer! by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you dropped a pop bottle onto Earth from a great height, say a million miles, it would splat (air resistance excluded) at about 25,000 MPH. Seven miles per second. Analogously, if you wanted to reverse the course of the pop bottle, you'd have to launch it from the Earth's surface at a similar speed. Now IIRC at about Mach 1.5, aluminum begins to soften. I suspect the plastic in a pop bottle melts at a somewhat lower temperature. So even if you could get enough dry ice or Mentos to launch the bottle at seven miles per second, it would probably melt in about two seconds. Not to mention that air resistance would slow it down considerably on its upward journey, so it's unlikely to have enough speed for the long run.

  15. said "wandering wombat"? by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Troll

    an antipodean ex-penal colony resident is not in the best position to comment about who is on top, no?

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    1. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Uhm... Canada was never a penal colony?

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    2. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Scaba · · Score: 1

      I think he was talking about you, based on your screen name. Wombats are Australian. Australia was a penal colony. Etc...

    3. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      So based on my screen name, he decided what country I was from? I'm from Canada... I live in Canada... I've never lived anywhere other than Canada. Other countries can use the word "Wombat", unless those copyright laws have gotten way too out of hand...

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    4. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada doesn't have Wombats either, AFAIK.

      That would be Australia.

    5. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      When you learn to capitalize, you should learn to read the usernames of ALL posters. I know you replied to me... I am entirely unaffiliated with Australia. However, I will take your example, and assume that, based on your username, you are a two-dimensional shape, and thus unable to type. Color me impressed.

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    6. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      Canada was never a penal colony?

            Québec certainly was, I have criminal ancestors to prove it! (My great great(n times) grandfather was deported to the colonies in 1624 for petty theft). But then is Québec really Canada at all? That's a whole other argument right there, "tabarnac" ;)

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    7. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Scaba · · Score: 3, Funny

      For a Canadian, you sure are uptight. I didn't think it needed explaining, but it seems the OP was also trying to be funny by assuming you were, in fact, a wombat.

    8. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by magarity · · Score: 1

      So based on my screen name, he decided what country I was from? I'm from Canada... I live in Canada... I've never lived anywhere other than Canada. Other countries can use the word "Wombat", unless those copyright laws have gotten way too out of hand...
       
      Really, this is like a huge guy called 'Tiny' getting defensive about being asked why he's called that. If you take the handle of a distinctive animal that lives in one certain place get used to people thinking you're likely from there or at least try not to be harsh when they make an honest mistake. If ever a handle sounded like an Australian currently living abroad and missing home, 'wandering wombat' is it. Maybe "still in the old home town moose" is a better choice; then you wouldn't have to get all prickly.

    9. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Heck, even a guy from a planet in a galaxy far, far away can brag about shooting them!

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    10. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      It stands to reason that a wombat out of AU, is sorta "wandering" as a description no?

      So...

      "Wandering Wombat" could be from anywhere.

    11. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Womp-rat != wombat

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    12. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I don't think he is Canadian at all. I didn't see one Aye, in his dialog and he never talked about Tim Horton's.

      And for some reason, I just noticed a smudge in the dust on my screen that looks like a goat humping a chair. What the hell is going on?

    14. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1
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    15. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * --- joke

      o --- you.

    16. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by smackt4rd · · Score: 1

      Wait, wouldn't that be an object with 4 dimensions? :D

    17. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Uhm... Canada was never a penal colony? Are you sure? Didn't the French send their convicts there?
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    18. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      No, French people are just like that all the time.

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    19. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Old Australian Convict joke:
      Wombats... "Eats roots, shoots and leaves" (Big Wide Evil Grin)

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    20. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by chebucto · · Score: 1

      Quebec / New France was never a prison colony. That's not to say that hard-luck cases were never 'volunteered' to go there, tho :)

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    21. Re:said "wandering wombat"? by shanen · · Score: 1

      No, but they certainly need more laws against that sort of weak alliteration. Why didn't you call yourself the "wondering wombat"?

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  16. Or dry ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, so I'm stretching it a bit, but this is my one chance to post this without being off topic. I'd link to the youtube version, but apparently, this is unsuitable viewing material for minors :-/ Youtube is soooo corporate these days.

  17. MythBusters . . . by arizwebfoot · · Score: 5, Funny

    He needs to get with the mythbusters team, tie five bottles together and see if they can life Jamie off the ground.

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    1. Re:MythBusters . . . by STrinity · · Score: 3, Informative

      He needs to get with the mythbusters team, tie five bottles together and see if they can life Jamie off the ground.


      Impossible. It took about sixty to lift Kari.
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    2. Re:MythBusters . . . by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      He needs to get with the mythbusters team, tie five bottles together and see if they can life Jamie off the ground.


      Impossible. It took about sixty to lift Kari. Not even, she chickened out and they used a simulaid.
      Pfff, in MY day, mythbusters weren't scared by great risks of severe spinal injuries! And they walked uphill, in the snow, to go get hurt!
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    3. Re:MythBusters . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be happy if they tied one bottle to Kary's skirt...

      (my captcha is "ovaries" yea baby!!! let's see those ovaries!!!)

  18. It's all fun and games by kcbanner · · Score: 1

    ...until your pop bottle takes out communications for half the world.
    Seriously though, is there some sort of space-object database that people have to register or check with when they send things to space? I mean everyone should be aloud to launch things into space...but they should make sure they don't blow a hole in someones space station.

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    1. Re:It's all fun and games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny that, I bought a green laser pointer off Radio Shack, and when I pointed it at the night sky I thought I heard this really faint voice shouting..

      Ze goggles! They do nothing!

  19. I don't know... by biased_estimator · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IMHO once you start reinforcing it with kevlar it ceases to be a pop bottle. At least I've never drank soda out of such a thing before...

    1. Re:I don't know... by dcskier · · Score: 1

      then clearly you aren't familiar with all of the new xTreme energy drinks on the market

    2. Re:I don't know... by Cctoide · · Score: 1

      Gives a whole new meaning to "shot drink"...

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    3. Re:I don't know... by STrinity · · Score: 1

      IMHO once you start reinforcing it with kevlar it ceases to be a pop bottle. At least I've never drank soda out of such a thing before...
      It's cutting edge military tech -- Halliburton produces them at $6000 per bottle, or $3500 for a six pack. But the damned liberal Congress refuses to include them in the budget, so our noble soldiers in Iraq end up with bullet-riddled soda bottles.
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    4. Re:I don't know... by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Of course it is still a pop bottle. The pop will just be that much louder when it blows...

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    5. Re:I don't know... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Don't rule it out! Once I found some kevlar drum heads, I realized there is nothing they can't do with the stuff.

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    6. Re:I don't know... by rossdee · · Score: 1

      You'd still pay $1 for the pop, and then a $25,000 deposit for the bottle...

    7. Re:I don't know... by RxScram · · Score: 1

      $6000 per bottle, or $3500 for a six pack... if you buy a case, is it free of charge?

  20. Shoot your rockets to the moon by itsybitsy · · Score: 0

    That's what they like doing in BC. They also like toys to assist with that endeavor.

  21. Entirely possible, without a doubt! by pla · · Score: 1

    An inventor in British Columbia wants to be the first to launch a pop bottle rocket into space. 'This could be impossible

    I have no doubt whatsoever that you could launch a 2-liter bottle into space.

    Now, if you limit yourself to on-board propulsion, we may have a problem. But if you accept some form of external acceleration, say to 11.2km/s, then you can launch a soda bottle, or a rock, or a dead rabbit into space, for all the object's own composition matters.

    Of course, it may not make it to orbit in one piece due to frictional heating from air resistance, though we could most likely come up with some form of sabot to minimize that effect. But get it there in some form? Yup. Absolutely!

    1. Re:Entirely possible, without a doubt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does it have to go fast to get into space?
      If you had enough fuel, it must be possible to go upwards at just one mile an hour and reach space eventually.
      Escape velocity applies to projectiles, not rockets.

      I think the best way would be to use a meteorology balloon for the first 'stage' and launch the rocket from that.

    2. Re:Entirely possible, without a doubt! by pla · · Score: 1

      Escape velocity applies to projectiles, not rockets.

      Exactly my point.

  22. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by Vellmont · · Score: 1


    Now IIRC at about Mach 1.5, aluminum begins to soften. I suspect the plastic in a pop bottle melts at a somewhat lower temperature.

    At what altitude? The one large difference between going up, and going down is where in the atmosphere you're achieving top speed. Going up, the atmosphere obviously gets thinner as you're going faster.

    Anyway, I suspect he's already gone beyond the original constraints of using an actual pop-bottle, since his second experiment mentions "Kevlar-reinforced, experimental missile".

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  23. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

    "If you dropped a pop bottle onto Earth from a great height, say a million miles, it would splat (air resistance excluded) at about 25,000 MPH."

    Nope. The bottle has so little mass in relation to its volume that even the "air" 50 miles up would start to slow it down. This is why, for example, no matter how high you jump out of a plane, you can't fall much faster than 125 mph unless you "streamline" yourself.

    The earth gets about 10 to 100 tons of material from space every day - much of this is dust that remains suspended in the upper atmosphere for years before it finally drifts down to the surface.

  24. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

    He isn't trying to launch an interplanetary rocket! He doesn't need to get it to escape velocity for it to count as space flight. TFA says he's trying to get it into orbit, but even a sub-orbital flight would be very impressive.

  25. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (air resistance excluded)

          You're cheating. In real life air resistance will not do you the favor of excluding itself on the way down. I have no fear of being hit on the head by a falling empty plastic soda bottle from ANY height.

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  26. His company motto says it all by damn_registrars · · Score: 5, Funny

    AntiGravity's motto is: "Ongoing research projects of little or no gravity."
    (Straight from TFA...)
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  27. Re:Hey, 200 Meters ain't bad for a pop bottle rock by srussia · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Only 79.8 km (out of 80...) left to go, if you take the lowest recognized definition of outer space. Heck, I've done 200m with a butane canister with the bottom cut out (the seamless top withstands the pressure wave). I punch a hole on top, jam a firecracker inside (mainly just around 10g powdered aluminum--otherwise known as a "five-star") with the fuse sticking out the top and launch it from a pan filled with water. This was at age 10. The best aspects of this technique were virtually silent detonation (just water splashing out of the pan) and extremely homogeneous thrust (the thing went straight up, eventually landing just a few meters beyond launch point).
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  28. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by MeBot · · Score: 5, Informative

    You're calculating the speed it would need to start at if all thrust were exerted at ground level and it had to coast up to space (again excluding air resistance). If on the other hand you apply thrust throughout the flight, space can be achieved without ever approaching 25,000 MPH. For instance, Space Ship One never flew 25,000 MPH yet it made it to space.

    Also note that I don't believe he'll make it either, and I've always considered 80km to not really be space flight. Just pointing out that the facts you mentioned won't necessarily be the ones that stop the adventure.

  29. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by gnick · · Score: 2, Informative

    you'd have to launch it from the Earth's surface at a similar speed Not quite. That would be true if you were trying to throw or shoot the object into space, but not if was propelled along the way. I could leave the earth's surface at 10 km/hr and reach space assuming that I could somehow use thrust to maintain constant velocity.
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  30. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by Servais · · Score: 1

    So he is going to escape earths gravity by pressurizing a pop bottle! A quick (and probably incorrect) approximation to how much energy that would require. On a "per stage" basis each pop bottle weighs 60 grams and requires an escape velocity of 11.2 km/s at the earths surface. The amount of kinetic energy is E = 0.5*m*v^2 = 0.5*(0.06)*(11.2*10^3)^2 = 15*10^6 J or 15 MJ!!! Me thinks the bottle will pop before being pressurized to that energy level. (If my napkin calculation is anywhere near right).

  31. Sounds like he's been indulging in... by coolhaus · · Score: 0

    Sounds like he's been indulging in a little "B.C. smoke testing", if you get my drift.

  32. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by smussman · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you dropped a pop bottle onto Earth from a great height, say a million miles, it would splat (air resistance excluded) at about 25,000 MPH. Seven miles per second. Analogously, if you wanted to reverse the course of the pop bottle, you'd have to launch it from the Earth's surface at a similar speed. Not quite true. Because the bottle continues to propel itself throughout its path, it will not need to have an initial velocity of 25,000 MPH.
  33. Pop Bottle Threat Alert: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Wait until Homeland Stupidity latches to this one. There will be NO privacy with home invasions to seek out and destroy pop bottles lurking in every home and office in the fatherland)

    Extra Jalapeno Elevated. BTW, What happened to all of those alerts from "uncorroborated sources" ( aka. President-VICE Richard B.
    Cheney) of a few years ago?

    1. Re:Pop Bottle Threat Alert: by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 0

      British Columbia is not in the US. Unless Canada itself has a DHS.

  34. Re:Hey, 200 Meters ain't bad for a pop bottle rock by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Well, if he wants to actually create space junk he'll need a lot more velocity to enter orbit... If you just launch it straight up it will only be space junk for about 30 seconds...

  35. Mod parent "-1: Idiot" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /me muses about a slashdot where posts with science worse than Hollywood's are scoffed at...

    (Oh, wait. We're already here! Woo-hoo!)

  36. Re:Hah...in 6 months the article will read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, the "fail" stuff is getting old really quick...

  37. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

    The key point here is there is a huge difference between "making it into space" and "making it into orbit". The difference is about 17,000 MPH of horizontal velocity. Getting "up" is the easy part. Getting fast enough to fall back to Earth and miss, that's the hard part.

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  38. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is no magic speed which must be obtained to get into space. The oft-cited 25,000 mph escape velocity is simply that vertical speed which, if obtained at ground level (and completely discounting atmospheric drag), will allow an object to coast (constantly decelerating at 1G) out of the gravity well of Earth - not simply to the altitudes commonly used for low-earth orbits. Any vertical speed whatsoever, if maintained long enough will get an object into space - and eventually out of the Earth's gravity well. A space elevator would not require massive initial velocities or acceleration - just a lot of climbing up the cable.

    Entering orbit is another matter as the object will need to be traveling horizontally (relative to the surface of the Earth) at a speed in the 17,000 mph range

  39. Important Question TFA Did Not Answer by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

    Coke bottle or Pepsi ?

    It will make all the difference in the world.

    1. Re:Important Question TFA Did Not Answer by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Q: What is the thrust-to-weight ratio of an undrunk pop bottle rocket?

      A: Pepsi or Coca-Cola?

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    2. Re:Important Question TFA Did Not Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coke Plus obviously.

  40. Good math skills by zBrain · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "It always takes me 10 times longer than I thought," he admits. "On the last world record I figured it would take a month, and it was about two years." 10 x months != 2 years

  41. And for my next trick by zebb2000 · · Score: 1

    I will create a perpetual motion machine using only a can of wd40 and some mentos.

  42. http://antigravityresearch.com/ by fyoder · · Score: 3, Informative
    http://antigravityresearch.com/

    The guy's web site. I did a google search on "Mr Widget" bottle rocket and the results were all from news sites to do with this story. Searching on antigravity research was better.

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    1. Re:http://antigravityresearch.com/ by LarsG · · Score: 1

      People are so opposed to actually RTFA that they will waste time Googling instead.

      *shakes head*

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    2. Re:http://antigravityresearch.com/ by fyoder · · Score: 1

      If you read the fine article you would know that it doesn't link to the guy's site. Nor does the summary. He makes some interesting products which readers of the fine article might want to check out.

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    3. Re:http://antigravityresearch.com/ by LarsG · · Score: 1

      You are entirely correct that the article doesn't provide a fine link, but the address for the website can most certainly be found in aforementioned article.

      "This could be impossible, but the CEO of antigravityresearch.com already [..]"
      "The first record-setting launch is documented at antigravityresearch.com, where Schellenberg [..]"

      Thus my (admittedly rather crudely made) point that googling should have been unnecessary if said fine article had been read by participants of this august forum.

      Anyway, the site does indeed have some very cool products.

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  43. Re:Hah...in 6 months the article will read... by readgs · · Score: 1
  44. Re:Hey, 200 Meters ain't bad for a pop bottle rock by cthulu_mt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was this close to a snarky comment about you not killing yourself doing that stupid shit.

    Then I remembered doing the same sort of shit. Good times...good times.

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  45. Old idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea of water-propelled rocket is very old. I read about in old soviet book, however PET wasn't available at that time, so the body of rocket was made of dissolved nylons :)

  46. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by giorgist · · Score: 1

    If a paper airplane can survive reentry from the space shuttle, you can send up a pop bottle to rendezvous G

  47. 4th of July Fun-ness by Joseph+Hayes · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My brother-in-law and I decided to make some of these last year on the 4th. For just a couple bucks we built a launchpad and spent the building and launching rockets in the back yard, it was damn fun and we plan on doing it again. Things did get a little dodgy as far as safety was concerned when I decided to put a tinfoil and Drain-o "warhead" on the tip of mine. Timing was a little off, freaked the dogs out bigtime...

    If you spent any amount of time making and modding paper airplanes when you were a kid, this is exactly that kind of fun.

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  48. Don't discount him yet by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny

    He stretches the bottles. This is a very important point that you have missed. So far he has only stretched them slightly but if he stretches them to be 100km long then he's made it.

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  49. To summarize... by grafikdude · · Score: 1

    "You fill them with a little bit of water and you pump them up with air and then they fly way up and then come back down." Nuff said.

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  50. Re:Hey, 200 Meters ain't bad for a pop bottle rock by hypnagogue · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute... who said he was trying for "earth orbit"?

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  51. Re:Hey, 200 Meters ain't bad for a pop bottle rock by srussia · · Score: 1

    I was this close to a snarky comment about you not killing yourself doing that stupid shit.

    Then I remembered doing the same sort of shit. Good times...good times. Yeah, in retrospect I agree that it's pretty amazing I didn't kill myself or my 8-year-old partner-in-crime brother doing that stuff (or worse--such as "bazooka battles" using bottle rockets aimed horizontally with a PVC pipe), but, as you said, good times no doubt. Learned some physics/chemistry though...

    Reminds me of the time I taught my little bro the concept of resonance by pulling down a tree using our bare hands... we synced our push-pull impulses with the natural resonant frequency of an initially barely-flexing trunk and eventually brought the thing down.
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  52. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't (roughly) 25,000 mph the maximum possible orbital speed (assuming a roughly circular orbit)? If a body exceeds that, off it goes...

  53. Mythbusters tried this... by gillbates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In one of their recent episodes, Mythbusters researched using compressed air and water "bottle rockets". The highest flight to date of a compressed air and water rocket was about 500 meters, IIRC. And it was made from materials far stronger than a 2 liter bottle.

    The fundamental problem, as Mythbusters showed, is that a 2 liter bottle just can't hold enough pressure for the impulse necessary to put the bottle into orbit.

    Nice dream, though.

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    1. Re:Mythbusters tried this... by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In one of their recent episodes, Mythbusters researched using compressed air and water "bottle rockets". The highest flight to date of a compressed air and water rocket was about 500 meters, IIRC. And it was made from materials far stronger than a 2 liter bottle.
      The fundamental problem, as Mythbusters showed, is that a 2 liter bottle just can't hold enough pressure for the impulse necessary to put the bottle into orbit.
      Nice dream, though.

      Just because Adam and Jamie can't do something doesn't mean it can't be done.
      As far as the "fuel" limits, is there a rule that says he can't launch it out of a canon before releasing the pressure? Or use multiple stages? I see he sells a two-stage bottle rocket...
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    2. Re:Mythbusters tried this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "record breaking", "top secret" water rocket shown on that episode of myth-busters was made out of a carbon re-enforced 8ft plastic fluorescent light tube protector (polycarbonate I believe). I have used the same poly tubes for... er, "other" botanical & "hydrodynamic research"... *cough*

    3. Re:Mythbusters tried this... by veranikon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This article is almost certainly a hoax. The thrust available from pressurized propellant is in no way adequate for any body to even approach escape velocity. The article mentions the inventor's ongoing refinements to the bottle's capacity and structural integrity (elongation, kevlar, carbon fiber), along with the bit about using multiple stages. However, all these things amount to adding weight to the missile, which means more propellant at higher pressure (= more weight), which mean more structural enhancements (= even more weight). The inventor will not be able to achieve necessary thrust vs. weight ratio to attain any kind of significant altitude.

      There is a very simple reason why rocketry traditionally uses combustible propellants: the combustion creates superheated gases at pressures far exceeding the pressure at which the propellant is stored in the onboard tanks, effectively converting chemical energy into massive amounts of thrust. This pop bottle rocket does not enjoy the same energy conversion process.

      If the inventor could devise a way to store superheated plasma (i.e. hotter than core of the sun) in a small, low-weight package that requires little to no containment energy, then yes, perhaps it could escape the atmosphere, but he'd need something much more elaborate than a bike pump to the charge it up.

    4. Re:Mythbusters tried this... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Check out this program. It calculates the impulse of a bottle rocket.

      Using the defaults you get a specific impulse of about 33Ns/kg. That isn't much impulse. Most fuels are on the order of 4000Ns/kg.

      Fuel requirements essentially go up exponentially as impulse decreases (I'm not a rocket scientist though). So having 100x less specific impulse is just going to kill your rocket almost entirely, as e^100 is a HUGE number. That's why ion engines are so attractive - if you can make your impulse 10-100x higher then your fuel requirements almost vanish. This is like an ion engine in reverse. You can get around this a little with multiple stages, but only to a degree.

      Just think about this - a two stage bottle rocket can hit a few hundred meters altitude. You can do that with a chemical engine and some balsa wood with no trouble at all. A chemical rocket with two stages is going to be able to shoot down spacecraft. You only need big multi-stage chemical rockets to haul cargo into true orbit, and we're talking about multiple stage bottle rockets just to get about as high as a model airplane...

  54. Re:cretin by Cyko_01 · · Score: 1

    it's Chrétien you idiot

  55. Hydrogen bottlw balloon by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Does it have to be a rocket? If he fills it with Hydrogen, it'll get quite a bit off the ground.

    1. Re:Hydrogen bottlw balloon by taustin · · Score: 1

      There's a thought. Fill it with hydrogen, like a balloon. Then, when it gets as high as it's going to get that way, light the hydrogen as a rocket.

      (Yes, I know, it's not going to actually work outside of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.)

  56. Obey Gravity, it's the law by Swai · · Score: 0

    Great time waster, so little to accomplish.

  57. How Many by datablaster · · Score: 1

    How many plastic bottles would I need to lash together and strap to myself to reach low Earth orbit? And what if I wanted to sell tickets and take passengers? Finally, a practical use for the 379 empty Pepsi bottles in the basement! And a darn good source of extra cash!

  58. Re:Hey, 200 Meters ain't bad for a pop bottle rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep...
    I can do 16 feet in the long jump. By the same logic, it should be possible for me to clear the grand canyon. Anyone want to sponsor my record attempt?

  59. Team up with Japan!!! by jameskojiro · · Score: 3, Funny

    This sounds the perfect rocket motor for the Japanese origami paper airplane.

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  60. Dry Ice by jd · · Score: 1
    Dry ice bombs require some degree of circulation, I discovered, as a function of how expansive the plastic is. If you put dry ice and hot water into a small 2 Oz. container, seal the lid and place it gently down, it will do exactly nothing. Well, other than deform slightly. If you do exactly the same and throw the container into a bucket, the container will explode. If you hold the container in your hand, it will explode. It's painful and your hand is paralyzed for a while - running it under hot water can help a little, but be careful as you have no sense of touch or temperature. On the other hand, this wasn't nearly as dangerous as the time I took a World War II UXB home with me to look up and see what it was. The casing had a hole, so I shook it hard to dislodge the sand that had accumulated inside.

    To get back on topic: This sounds an interesting project, but the manic side of me is saying that it's not neat enough. There have to be extra twists, although I don't care what those end up being.

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  61. Ony the facts could stop this intrepid poster! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could have acceleration during the flight, rather than launching it with a single burst. You know, kind of like how bottle rockets work.

  62. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by empiricistrob · · Score: 1

    Well... sort of.

    You're right about earth's escape velocity, but the thing about escape velocities is that you never actually have to achieve it. Do you think when the space shuttle is launched into orbit it actually goes 25,000 mph?

    The flaw in your thinking is two fold:
    1. The rocket will continue to exert a force on its way up. You could get to space going 1 mph if you could continue to apply a force.

    2. He didn't say he was going to get his rocket to leave the solar system -- just that he wanted to get it into space. That takes a lot less velocity.

  63. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why oh why are idiots like this modded informative on a geek website?!? Sure, if you fired it out of a cannon, its muzzle velocity would need to be high enough to overcome the (negative) acceleration of gravity, but rockets are NOT ballistic! They have a force acting on them from the propellant so as long as their net acceleration (propellant - (gravity + drag)) is greater than zero, it will clear the atmosphere eventually, assuming the propellant holds out. Even if its velocity is 1 inch per second, so long as that one inch is aimed away from the ground it will go by bye.

  64. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's only if you aren't accelerating it as it ascends. With a continuous source of thrust you can get to space at any speed you want (it may not be very energy efficient though).

  65. Ooops, meant, "less than 500K" by wattrlz · · Score: 1

    Not that anyone's reading this.. shoulda use preview *sigh* .

  66. Pop? Soda? Pop? Coke? by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It's 'soda', not 'pop'."

    "It's 'coke', not 'pop'."

    "It's 'pop', not 'soda' or 'coke'."

    Fuck you lot, it's 'fizzy drink' and you know it.

    1. Re:Pop? Soda? Pop? Coke? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      ... it's 'fizzy drink' and you know it. In the context of this story, it's a fizzy lifting drink.
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    2. Re:Pop? Soda? Pop? Coke? by daybot · · Score: 1

      Fuck you lot, it's 'fizzy drink' and you know it.

      My grandparents (we're British btw) call it 'fizzy pop' but yeah, 'fizzy drink' is better for me. The tagging is missing the point though - my tag was 'itshumournothumor'... (ducks)

    3. Re:Pop? Soda? Pop? Coke? by ettlz · · Score: 1

      My grandparents (we're British btw)

      Yes, we are --- thanks for the reminder!

      call it 'fizzy pop' but yeah, 'fizzy drink' is better for me.

      In my youth it was always 'fizzy drink', although 'fizzy pop' was heard occasionally. So long as it had 'fizzy' in it. 'Carbonated non-alcoholic beverage' is a bit much.

      I'm going to check this thread for the word 'candy'.

  67. Possible! by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    All you need is duct tape and a solid rocket booster....

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  68. Whats an inventor? by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

    Does he just sit at home and go ooo "space-coke-rocket-bottle well thats my work done for the year"? Sure inventor sounds cooler on your c.v / patent-troll website, but at the end of the day this guy is an enginier!
    And while im being picky WTF does a scientist do? Im fairly sure nobody would even put scientist on thier CV

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    1. Re:Whats an inventor? by joto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Does it matter. Obviously he makes a living by being a salesman and a hay farmer. But the things he sells, are his own inventions, thus making him an inventor. I'm sure he makes some of them himself, which also makes him a craftsman. Creating bottle-rockets isn't exactly what I would call engineering, but if you want to call him an engineer, that's fine too, as he actually is educated as an EE. Anyway, what you should realize is that this guy is creating bottle-rockets and selling them because it's fun, not because he wants to put "inventor" on his CV.

      Also, a "scientist" is someone who is working as a researcher in science. Most scientists have a Ph.D or equivalent academic degree. There's nothing wrong about putting "scientist" on your CV, although I believe most scientists put their actual titles there instead, e.g. professor, postdoctoral researcher, etc... Note that scientists doesn't necessarily need to work at a university, several companies hire scientists to do their research. One easy way to distinguish actual scientists from people who pretend to be scientists is to see if they have been recently published in a peer-reviewed academic journal.

    2. Re:Whats an inventor? by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      I suppose i dint make a clear point on scientist, i was just being picky as on any given article its clear what the 'scientist' does is clear, but
      if somebody does physics they call them self physicists (actually probably *physicist )
      if somebody does chemical research they call themselves a chemist (or a organic/physical/*-chemist )
      if somebody pokes animals with sticks they call themselves a biologist ( or more likely a specific ist)
      if somebody poles humans with sticks they call themselves a doctor ( or again more likely a specific ist)

      i doubt anybody would every call themselves a scientists.

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    3. Re:Whats an inventor? by joto · · Score: 1

      In that case, I agree. Scientist by itself leaves too much unexplained, just like few people tend to describe themselves as "paper movers", "machine operators", or "smile-to-the-customer employee", even if that's their real job. However, it depends on context. Many people would probably reply with "yes" when asked if they are a scientist (or paper mover, machine operator, or smile-to-the-customer employee) (again depending on context, and often with a more specific followup-explanation).

  69. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

    If you dropped a pop bottle onto Earth from a great height, say a million miles, it would splat (air resistance excluded) at about 25,000 MPH. Seven miles per second. Analogously, if you wanted to reverse the course of the pop bottle, you'd have to launch it from the Earth's surface at a similar speed.
    That would only be true if you wanted to *exactly* run that course in reverse; i.e. launching it with an initial velocity of ~25 kMPH and having it come to a stop at whatever great height with no forces other than gravity acting on the rocket in the meanwhile.

    If, on the other hand, you have a engine that can exert forces on your rocket for the duration of the flight, you (technically) only need to have a thrust of infinitesimally greater than m*g to not fall back to Earth and eventually make progress toward the stars.

    Now, in reality, the experiment is limited by the fuel one can cram into a measly 2 L bottle, but the point is that you can achieve "space" (note: "space" != "orbit") at a quite leisurely pace, as long as you've got the patience and the fuel tanks.
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  70. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, no one says this thing is going to be launched into space on a ballistic trajectory. I wouldn't call it efficient or practical, but it's possible to reach space going no faster than 30mph (or 10mph or 1mph...) given enough energy and reaction mass.

  71. So then, really... by Tarlus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Inventor to Attempt to Launch Pop Bottle Rocket into Space."
    That makes more sense.

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    1. Re:So then, really... by B+Nesson · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Inventor jokingly suggests launching a soda bottle into space; Slashdot gets all huffy."

  72. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by igny · · Score: 1

    Analogously, if you wanted to reverse the course of the pop bottle, you'd have to launch it from the Earth's surface at a similar speed.

    There is a difference between a rocket and a cannon ball. While the latter has to be launched with speed 10 km/sec (or even more considering air drag) to avoid falling back, the former just have to maintain speed of 1 m/s (or even less) for sufficient period of time to escape Earth.

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  73. Good English skills by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

    "10 times longer" is a euphemism meaning "much longer". Two years is much longer than a month. So his statements are perfectly self-consistent.

  74. Easy! by downhole · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You guys are totally missing the point here. Launching a ordinary grocery-store soda bottle into space is quite simple. All you have to do is take the bottle into orbit on the Space Shuttle, then have an astronaut launch it out of the cargo bay. You can then legitimately say that you have launched your bottle rocket into space. If you get your angles just right, it'll probably even stay in orbit for a good, long time.

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  75. X-Prize + BC Bud = Recycle Junk into Space Junk by itsybitsy · · Score: 0

    Shooting his rocket on poppers, eh?

    Usually launching a rocket is what generates the smoke; in this case it's the smoking that leads to the rockets.

    Firing the ubiquitous, two-litre plastic container usually consigned to the recycle bin into space might create a whole new definition for space junk ...

    Yeah, not a Chinese-Junk, but a pop-bottle-junk. The cheap mans way to get into orbit, although BC grass is cheaper.

    In the unlikely event that he attains orbit with these it'll be the great bottle rocket space race. Maybe there'll be a X Prize for bottle rockets?

  76. Re:Hah...in 6 months the article will read... by soliptic · · Score: 1

    Dude, the "fail" stuff is getting old really quick... Just for you :)
  77. Re:cretin by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

    Ahh, that's different. That's pronounced "wombat".

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  78. Re:A pop bottle in space? by genericpoweruser · · Score: 0

    That's the perfect setup for a goatse link! *doesn't put one there because so far I've been lucky enough to never fall for it*

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  79. looks like he has some competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the Japanese space program is right behind him
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoLh1ILDWB4

  80. Idiotic journalists by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    I have to say it rather cheeses me off when Slashdot wastes bandwidth on idiocy that doesn't pass back of the envelope calculations. The CBC can waste space on this, since after all, they have to fill their airtime with something, but /. claims to be "news for nerds" and that should mean, news for people who can do a back of the envelope calculation.

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  81. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by JonathanR · · Score: 1

    No. The required orbital speed is dependent on orbit radius. Gravity provides the centripetal accelleration to maintain orbit radius (assuming regular circular orbit). Sufficient "orbital speed" to balance that centripetal force is required, else the object will spiral in toward earth.

    Of course there is atmospheric drag which prevents useful orbits less than LEO altitude. Then there are orbital altitudes where the "orbital speed" corresponds to the earth's angular velocity, which makes for geo-stationary orbits.

  82. Ummmm ... no by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

    You're forgetting one small detail called terminal velocity.

    No way a bottle rocket is going to accelerate to 25,000 MPH on re-entry.

    First, it may enter Earth's atmosphere from the vacuum of space at 25,000 MPH if launched from space. But the drag of the atmosphere will quickly slow it down, releasing thermal energy in the process, and thus as you say melting it. Considering the shape and weight of a pop bottle, I don't see how it could possibly ever attain your fantastic speed, even meteorites don't surpass a few Mach on entry, which would give a not too dissimilar cross-section as a bottle rocket if it re-entered base first (assuming the flat outer base was removed. You see as the atmosphere became denser the drag force on the bottle-rocket will increase, thus counteracting accelerating force of gravity. The return velocity can be calculated by knowing the the mass of the object, the coefficient of drag, the cross-sectional area, and the density of air. If you shoot a bullet into the air at 19,999 MPH it will still fall back to Earth at the same speed as a bullet shot at 10,000 MPH, or even 5,000 MPH or 1000 MPH. A person shot out of a cannon at 5000 MPH will fall back to Earth at about 120 MPH, A person shot out of a cannon at 19,999 MPH will also fall back to Earth at about 120 MPH (the only object I know the terminal velocity of off the top of my head).

    None of this holds true for the Moon though, but it has a much lower escape velocity, so 500 MPH up = 500 MPH on impact.

    Lastly, I must say I'm impressed at anyone that can launch a pop bottle 1/4 mile up (367 meters ~ 1/4 mi). I wouldn't be surprised to see a height of a mile as a possible target. However, Mentos ain't gonna do it. Mythbusters proved that, not enough force, just a lot of bubbles. Now if you could find a way to burst the bubbles at the exit point, you might have something.

  83. Re:yes! reading comprehension! by cyphercell · · Score: 1

    sarcasm != troll

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  84. I would call this guy a success already by serutan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Schellenberg has been making his primary living with AntiGravity for seven years through sales almost entirely on the web"

    Makes his living selling toy rockets on the web. Who can read that without a trace of envy?

  85. State of Jefferson by conureman · · Score: 1

    AKA Lincoln?

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  86. More Important than if Bottles Are Coke or Pepsi by Bustergates · · Score: 1

    It's those loose nukes on bottles of Dr Strangepepper that I'm worried about. -Bozo-de-Niro-

  87. CO2 powered stop this man ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He will be using liquid CO2 to power his next device, while the whole world wants to reduce CO2
    Somebody please stop him there is enough CO2 allready which shouldnt be there.

    And if you say well just proof global warming is nonsens then just try breathing CO2

    Dangerous stupid people everywhere

  88. Space elevator? by Katatsumuri · · Score: 1

    Is this a satire plot aimed at space elevator efforts?

  89. Don't try and catch it! by hbr · · Score: 1

    I have no fear of being hit on the head by a falling empty plastic soda bottle from ANY height.

    Then, sir, you have no fear at all. The fins tend to give the pop-bottle a stable orientation, reducing the air resistance compared with, say, one of your friends flinging a similar finless bottle at your head.

    Someone was demonstrating these pop-bottle rockets (the regular kind, not the kevlar version!) at a school fair near where I live, in a somewhat unsafe manner.
    He was letting the children run after the rocket to return it too him.
    On one occasion though, one of the kids was fast enough to work out where it was going to land. He put up his hands to catch it, but somewhat misjudged the speed it was going and to gasps from the crowd was hit squarely in the face and knocked to the ground.

    Still, it's preferable to a brick.
    I'd didn't stick around to assess the injuries inflicted, but it was clear the boy was still concious at least (just a bit of a bloody nose).

  90. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by Jearil · · Score: 1

    You may wish to reread the grand parent's post again. You even quoted the relevant part:

    it would splat (air resistance excluded) at about 25,000 MPH

  91. Re:Ony the facts could stop this intrepid adventur by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

    riiiight .... and if my grandmother had wheels, I'd be able to drive her to work ... if I could be bothered to dig her up.

    Also, if it were "dropped from a million miles up" like the gp poster posited, it almost definitely wouldn't splat on anything - its much more likely to slingshot around and return to "outer space". We're not dealing with a 2-body problem here.

  92. Plausible by PrivateBurke · · Score: 1

    While I myself cannot come up with a plausible design for a bottle rocket to be launched into space I can see possible routes to take in order to achieve such a high altitude. First, rockets work on propulsion and common rocketry works in almost the same way it did thousands of years ago. Fuel has definitely changed, but the number one thing that had aided man to reach space was the development of sophisticated nozzles that channel and multiply the thrust provided by the fuel burning. The development of a nozzle for a bottle rocket could reach aid it to altitudes thought to be unreachable. The only issue I see is the back pressure developed inside the rocket due to the pressure needed for lift-off. But, added weight for structural support may not affect the flight so much. Second, Fins/Wings. There is no rule in aerodynamics that says space has to be reached at a vertical point. NASA, The Pentagon, and all other space venturing installations reach space at a vertical point because the engines they use are very powerful short term burners. The space shuttle has two solid fuel boosters attached during lift off that burn up and are dropped right before space, and has a fuel booster that it discards as well. The fuel on the space shuttle couldn't make it to space. So if the bt took off vertically then steadily "dipped" to lets say a 55 degree angle it would out less strain on the fuel source as it propelled upwards, yet there would have to be more fuel because of the longer flight. But, I work in IT not at NASA. Other people can tackle space while I tackle Microsoft... and punch it a lot.