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  1. Re:They ain't dumb on German Ministry of Education Throws Away PCs For 190,000 € Due To Infection · · Score: 1

    Maybe after they dumped them, they called their buddy Fritz, and told him where they had been dumped. Fritz shows up with a van, loads up all those "garbage" computers... Craigslist here he comes. (Or whatever the German equivalent to craigslist is.)

  2. Starflight 3 on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Assess the Status of an Open Source Project? · · Score: 1

    I hit their website about once a year to see if anything has happened. :( Sadly still nothing.

  3. Re:Seriously? on Six Retailers Announce Recall of Buckyballs and Buckycubes · · Score: 1

    Did you know that 100% of people diagnosed with cancer have had contact with DHMO. The government are covering it up. Watch them mod me down.
    Mod me up to keep the truth out there.

  4. Re: Seriously? on Six Retailers Announce Recall of Buckyballs and Buckycubes · · Score: 1

    As long as you have sufficient mineral oil and a folded towel to bite down on.

    You just described my last vacation. :) Happy times.

  5. Re:If public places are not to be considered priva on NYC Police Comm'r: Privacy Is 'Off the Table' After Boston Bombs · · Score: 1

    I would really like to have access to the camera across the street from my house. I points up the road, and would be handy to be able to watch when I was expecting someone to come over.
    I think if they set up cameras with open public access. and maybe even a way to report unusual activity to someone who could review the camera, and decide if a law enforcement official needed to be sent.
    This is a system I could get behind.

  6. Re:Sadly it is not available any more. on Smithsonian Releases 128-Year-Old Recording of Alexander Graham Bell · · Score: 1

    you're beginning to sound like a broken record!

    What is the copyright status of a broken record?

  7. Re:The manager's moto on Texas Company's Antique Computers Are For Production, Not Display · · Score: 1

    And there you have it... The exception that proves the rule. :)

  8. Re:The manager's moto on Texas Company's Antique Computers Are For Production, Not Display · · Score: 1

    Yeah, sometimes you have to bite the bullet, but I tend to think the biggest reason should be: "Who is going to fix this thing in 10 years when Bill is retired or dead?"

  9. Re:The manager's moto on Texas Company's Antique Computers Are For Production, Not Display · · Score: 1

    Even if replacing it would lead to a 3 fold increase in employee productivity.

    I have seen those kinds of productivity increase numbers thrown around for years, but honestly I have never see a good result. Usually the new system is slower.

  10. Re:What happened to the last pandemic? on Modelling Reveals Likely Spread of New H7N9 Avian Flu · · Score: 1

    I actually had H1N1. (Doctor diagnosed.) It was quite unpleasant, but I was never really in any danger. There were deaths, mostly the usual people who die from the flu. The old, the young, those with compromised imune systems. The scairy thing about H1N1 was that it also killed people that were not very old, very young, or with AIDS.
    My doctor told me, that most of the people were dieing from H1N1, and were not old, young, AIDS patinets, etc. were seriously overweight. This little fact didn't get much media attention. Why ruin a good panic with facts.

  11. Re:I always follow Scotty's law on Overconfidence: Why You Suck At Making Development Time Estimates · · Score: 1

    I will keep that in mind going forward.
    Thanks for the advise.

    Like one of my other rules. When making up a statistic always add a few random decimals to the end.
    97.432% of people will find them more believable that way.

  12. Re:I always follow Scotty's law on Overconfidence: Why You Suck At Making Development Time Estimates · · Score: 1

    And you look like a moron, with no concept of humour.

  13. I always follow Scotty's law on Overconfidence: Why You Suck At Making Development Time Estimates · · Score: 5, Funny

    Always tripple all estimates. That way you always look like a miracle worker.

  14. Re:Good news everyone! on Futurama Cancelled (Again) · · Score: 2

    Next week on the Simpsons...

  15. Re:Oh Canada... on Canadian Official Escorted From House For Others' Facebook Comments · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am a proud Canadian. I am not proud of my youngest sister. She is a total bitch and should pay her debts. This debt is as a result of her choices.
    But any system where someone can suffer a relatively minor injury, (Broken ribs, and a punctured lung.) and be financially crippled by it for the next 10 years is seriously fucked up! Yet American people somehow continue to defend this system. The Canadian system is not perfect, but it mostly works and doesn't bankrupt people.

  16. Re:Oh Canada... on Canadian Official Escorted From House For Others' Facebook Comments · · Score: 1

    I have met one in 45 years, my youngest sister. I hear she is now on her way back, with creditors chasing her for over $100K of unpaid medical bills.
    I am sure there are some others, but MOST Canadians wouldn't become Americans no matter what.

    Signed, A proud Canadian.

  17. Re:From the article on Weirdest DLC Sponsorship Ever: SimCity, Brought To You By Crest · · Score: 1

    Well, better than urinary catheter ads...

    At least those adds would be useful. As long as there was online ordering, and free overnight shipping.

  18. Re:Wut? Obviously you never met a marketer on Weirdest DLC Sponsorship Ever: SimCity, Brought To You By Crest · · Score: 1

    I came up with this exact idea about 20 years ago. But I thought it was just too evil to do anything with. I guess I should have at least patented it. :(

  19. From the article on Weirdest DLC Sponsorship Ever: SimCity, Brought To You By Crest · · Score: 5, Funny
    I know, I should not have read it. Rookie mistake.

    This is clever marketing at its finest. In one swoop, EA has bracketed the untapped potential of gamers who care about dental hygiene.

    What, both of them?

  20. Re:Whats the alternative? on ZDNet Proclaims "Windows: It's Over" · · Score: 1

    I am glad I am not the only one. :)

  21. Re:I just Topped Bing At Finding Malware! on Bing Tops Google At Finding Malware · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am pretty sure my IT department already installed your software.

  22. Re:Well to be fair on Bing Tops Google At Finding Malware · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I think about it logically.
    If I were the type of scum sucking vermin who would produce malware, I would tend to target the less technically savvy computer users. What search engine would such a person be likely to use? Whatever one IE points to by default.
    Bing.

    My apologies to any scum sucking vermin who might be reading this. I am truly sorry for comparing you to malware writers.

  23. Re:Islamic 3D Earth on Iran Plans To Launch an 'Islamic Google Earth' · · Score: 1

    More polygons?

    Don't you mean more cowbell?

  24. Terrorist view on Iran Plans To Launch an 'Islamic Google Earth' · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could replace street view with Terrorist View, showing all the best places for terrorist bombings.

    Yes, I know not all people from that part of the world are terrorists. But that is a lot less funny.

  25. Re:Vila weighs 73 kilos, Avon. on Classic BBC Sci-fi Series Blake's 7 To Return On Syfy Channel · · Score: 4, Funny

    as bad (or worse) than the US version of Red Dwarf.

    That is not possible. Nothing can be worse than the US version of Red Dwarf. I have a true love of BAD movies and TV, but even I had to shut off the US version of Red Dwarf less than 10 minutes in.